Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not even going to pretend at this point.
Speaker 2: Are you rolling?
Speaker 1: Yes? I am rolling, Scott. And you've started and stopped
Speaker 1: this three times now.
Speaker 2: Sorry, here we go with you.
Speaker 3: When you hand a jamal your milk is.
Speaker 2: Did you want me to stop it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh sorry, Brody, I heard it prior, because again
Speaker 1: we started and stopped this. Alrighty well, I made a
Speaker 1: mistake and I hit stop on this thing instead of that,
Speaker 1: and then before that you I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2: Why you'd like to make fun of me.
Speaker 1: It's not making fun of you. It's just pointing out
Speaker 1: like like for me, if I don't do something, it's
Speaker 1: millennials not doing it right.
Speaker 2: Andrew, I had a long, rough weekend, so just let
Speaker 2: me have this, okay, Hey, thank you very much. Welcome
Speaker 2: to Serial Killers. Today is Monday, July twelve, Episode one
Speaker 2: eighty seven. Yeah, I think maybe we shouldn't say the
Speaker 2: date anymore, just in case we want to take a
Speaker 2: week off and we just push one ahead or something
Speaker 2: like that, you know, So I'll just give the episode numbers,
Speaker 2: not that you even care, but it's just kind of
Speaker 2: impressive that we've had one hundred and eighty seven episodes
Speaker 2: of this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's give ourselves a quick pat in the back.
Speaker 2: No, all right, so why don't we catch it?
Speaker 1: So now, why why do you get to make fun
Speaker 1: of me?
Speaker 2: I'm not I don't need to pat myself on the back.
Speaker 1: You legit just said it's pretty awesome that we got
Speaker 1: up to one hundred and eighty seven episodes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't require a pat on the back
Speaker 2: for myself.
Speaker 1: Oh God, here we go. It's impressive, but it's not impressive.
Speaker 1: If Andy said it's impressive, I have to be contrary.
Speaker 1: Carl contrary, Yeah, Mary, Mary quite well. I wanted it
Speaker 1: to be an alliteration. Oh is that the two same letters?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Hey, listen, can we please eat cereal?
Speaker 2: Because I'm really excited for this one. It is new
Speaker 2: from Jet Please leave that alone. Please. That's from my
Speaker 2: daughter for camp. Please don't take it all apart. That's
Speaker 2: a lot of I found lollipops for her in that
Speaker 2: candy box that's been here for months, and she wants
Speaker 2: to take it to camp. So just been great, all right,
Speaker 2: thanks anyway, So thank you General. Actually no, I'm not
Speaker 2: thanking General Mills. This cereal is from General Mills, but
Speaker 2: I bought it. Okay. It is the newest in the
Speaker 2: line of cereals featuring the mascot Sir Charms.
Speaker 1: Oh, Lucky Charms with marshmallows. No, that's not what it's called.
Speaker 1: Learn about cereal anyway.
Speaker 2: That currently in the that's how it is currently in
Speaker 2: the how it is on the roster of Lucky Charms.
Speaker 2: You have the regular, you have the silly galactic ones
Speaker 2: that just came out for a little while. There's chocolate,
Speaker 2: There's still fruity out there somewhere. Honey is still kind
Speaker 2: of in some stores. I don't know. That wasn't all
Speaker 2: that spectacular? And now brand new? Andrew?
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Andrea? I called you, Andrea.
Speaker 1: That's how it is called.
Speaker 2: Is this something I don't know, buddy? No, okay, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go down to the cereal sack and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: grab it. And I did buy an extra box because
Speaker 2: they were only ninety nine cents to give away one
Speaker 2: of our special listeners. Woo Now this cereal. If you know,
Speaker 2: the image of this box was floating around for quite
Speaker 2: some time. It was a year ago. I believe that
Speaker 2: I posted a picture of this and said hmm, coming soon,
Speaker 2: and General Mills was like, no, I even because I
Speaker 2: emailed them and they're like, we don't know what you're
Speaker 2: talking about. This was supposed to be the replacement what
Speaker 2: for Rice Krispy Treats cereal? Because remember Rice Krispy Treats
Speaker 2: went away and then this all of a sudden came
Speaker 2: on the scene.
Speaker 1: Well they came back with it a new recipe.
Speaker 2: Right, but once the second once the new recipe went away,
Speaker 2: General Mills is like, huh, let's fill the void. And
Speaker 2: everyone was like, oh, this is gonna be it. I'm
Speaker 2: reading rumblings online that this ain't it. Let's try it.
Speaker 1: Andrew Scott's got his polster, all the latest serial.
Speaker 2: News, lucky charms, marshmallow clusters.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited, are you?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I want to where this going?
Speaker 2: Where's the cereal thing?
Speaker 1: Shake Scotty shake, shake your cereal.
Speaker 2: You know the problem is it's still in two separate categories.
Speaker 2: I wish that you would organize things for me.
Speaker 1: Well, I apparently know nothing about life or computers, as
Speaker 1: you like to say, but yet I'm the one who
Speaker 1: also uploads everything. Side note on that one shake you.
Speaker 2: Shake your backs.
Speaker 1: Shake starving shit I gotta watch out. One day you
Speaker 1: might break a hip.
Speaker 2: First of all, I only have one hip, right, what
Speaker 2: do I have one hip? Where you have hips?
Speaker 1: You have hips?
Speaker 2: Well, they don't lie.
Speaker 1: Other days over Scott. You can't get away with that, right. Also,
Speaker 1: what does your shirt say, Snickers? How long have you
Speaker 1: had this shirt?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, it's like that vintage look. It didn't wash off.
Speaker 2: It came like that.
Speaker 1: That's not vintage looking. That's like you found it in
Speaker 1: a puddle and picked it up and washed it.
Speaker 2: I don't really understand.
Speaker 1: It's not even there. That's how it came. But what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, you're supposed to look vintage. That's not vintage looking.
Speaker 1: That's like I didn't make it.
Speaker 2: I just wear it all. Right, Here we go.
Speaker 1: Those are big, big pieces.
Speaker 2: These aren't marshmallow clusters. They're just different shaped lucky charms.
Speaker 1: Yeah pieces. It just looks like big lucky charms.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I look, I'm not gonna knock it until
Speaker 2: we try it.
Speaker 1: And give our review. My hair is so effed up today.
Speaker 1: Look at this. I got different parts back here doing things.
Speaker 1: I have different parts over here doing things.
Speaker 2: I got a haircut.
Speaker 1: That's exciting for you.
Speaker 2: Thanks for the frightening seven eleven two percent reduced fat milk.
Speaker 1: You go to seven eleven all the time for milk.
Speaker 2: Not that one, not that one. That one's scary.
Speaker 1: That one's scary. I'm a white man who's forty six
Speaker 1: years old, and I'm scared to walk down the street
Speaker 1: of New York.
Speaker 2: Didn't. Okay, here you go, Andrew ready terrifying. He's got
Speaker 2: all the marshmallows your pink hearts.
Speaker 1: And I gotta tell you, the smell is not it
Speaker 1: If this is supposed to be a replacement, how.
Speaker 2: But they're not marshmallow clusters. You're thinking that you're gonna
Speaker 2: wind up being eating like a rice Krispy tree. It's not.
Speaker 2: They almost taste and feel like cap'n Crunch cereal pieces.
Speaker 2: Eat the cereal pieces on its own. There's cap'n qunch.
Speaker 2: There's what that is? Eat that? Yeah, same consistency, same
Speaker 2: rips the mouth up.
Speaker 1: Also, like, what is that supposed to be ano? They're
Speaker 1: saying clusters? But what kind of cluster? Because that looks
Speaker 1: like straight up deer poop. No.
Speaker 2: I think it looks like a giant clover or something. Anyway,
Speaker 2: it's good.
Speaker 1: It's just not what it's advertised to be, right, I
Speaker 1: give this four balls.
Speaker 2: Hey, listen, I gotta do something real quick. Stand by,
Speaker 2: hold on, Sorry, I forgot to do something that's gonna
Speaker 2: screw up somebody else in the building. So hold on.
Speaker 1: What happening?
Speaker 2: Hold on? That's okay, okay, Now we're fine.
Speaker 1: Scott doing production on the fly?
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't doing production. But what I did is
Speaker 2: I didn't really end the morning show before the Ryan
Speaker 2: Seacrest show took over, so they weren't able to control
Speaker 2: anything from the other studio for sixteen minutes.
Speaker 1: That's great, but that's okay. Are you now going to
Speaker 1: rely on this solely for income? Great? Yeah, four balls.
Speaker 1: It's good. It's not Rice Krispy treat Cereal good. I
Speaker 1: don't even think it comes into even the pantheon of
Speaker 1: a Rice Krispy Treat Cereal.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm a massive fan of Lucky Charms.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: It's a five bawler all time for me. I just
Speaker 2: I can't really get into this that much. It's I
Speaker 2: like Marshmallows, I like Lucky Charms. This is not Lucky
Speaker 2: Charms to me. I'm gonna give it. I'm teetering between
Speaker 2: three balls and a.
Speaker 1: Spoon and four, four balls is fair? You want to
Speaker 1: go four, I'll go four. I'll go four, so we
Speaker 1: have the same rating. Yeah, it's good. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: I want to make this very clear. It is a
Speaker 1: good cereal. But it's not Rice Krispy Treat cereal.
Speaker 2: No, not at all. The clusters me, they're not marshmallow clusters,
Speaker 2: they're cereal pieces. Yeah, so me move on.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, I think it's pretty funny because
Speaker 2: you remember in the last episode, if you listened to
Speaker 2: the last episode in the middle somewhere, huh, when you're
Speaker 2: bitching and moaning about the peanut butter and jelly cereal
Speaker 2: from Wegmans.
Speaker 1: Remember that, Remember you had Scott pull up here.
Speaker 2: No, no, I went, I looked at the ratings. You gave
Speaker 2: it five balls. You said it was so disgusting, but
Speaker 2: you gave it five balls.
Speaker 1: The first one that we did ever was delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you said, oh, the other one was
Speaker 2: gross too.
Speaker 1: No, the first one that we ever did was delicious.
Speaker 2: Milville was delicious. Milville was delicious, yeah, And you said
Speaker 2: we didn't really like the second one from Giant or
Speaker 2: Stop and Shop.
Speaker 1: You gave it five balls, just letting you know, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I wasn't a fan of it the second time.
Speaker 1: Maybe you know people's taste buds changed within a week. Well,
Speaker 1: when was the last time we had that peanut butter?
Speaker 2: This just just like two three weeks ago? That's it.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, maybe my tastebuds have matured. I'm thirty now,
Speaker 1: so maybe it's the aging taste buds.
Speaker 2: All right, shall we move on?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: Do you want the free supermarket sample or the cereal
Speaker 2: that's not really a cereal?
Speaker 1: Real not cereal?
Speaker 2: Okay? Great, So this is another one I found in
Speaker 2: the healthy section.
Speaker 1: I also have to apologize really quick. I'm sorry that
Speaker 1: not last week, but the two weeks prior that there
Speaker 1: weren't videos. I realized you can't do screen recordings on
Speaker 1: Zoom and send them to the cloud. The cloud doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Nobody understands what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: They do because there was no YouTube episode for a while.
Speaker 1: For a while two weeks.
Speaker 2: Dude, you totally just ruined my income.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, aren't you the one who says that
Speaker 1: you don't make anything from this podcast?
Speaker 2: I don't. But now now it's negative.
Speaker 1: How do you know, right?
Speaker 2: Can I go down and.
Speaker 1: Get that there? A nice day, Scott going to it good?
Speaker 2: So I got this from the healthy section, the little organic, a.
Speaker 1: Crackxciting sandwich that you just got, baby Jesus.
Speaker 2: This cereal is soft san Andrea's fault. It almost it
Speaker 2: almost feels like a broken up cookie or piece of
Speaker 2: cake or something like that. It's from the toasted oat
Speaker 2: bakehouse soft granola. I want to cherry strussol. I want
Speaker 2: to feel it gluten free. Here you go.
Speaker 1: I don't like the feeling of this, Okay. It feels
Speaker 1: like there's like s Dean's in there, sardines. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It says it's perfect for breakfast snacking or recipes and more.
Speaker 2: Made with organic coconut oil. Okay, so, and it's made
Speaker 2: in small batches. I'm excited for it because I love
Speaker 2: all things cherry. My favorite summer fruit cherries. Love them.
Speaker 1: My dad loves cherries. I've tried getting into cherries by themselves.
Speaker 1: I can't. I do, however, enjoy What's the one that's
Speaker 1: basically just sugar and they put on top of ice cream.
Speaker 2: Boba Marschino cherries, Oh, Marachino cherries, Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: love those. Yeah, I could eat those by the jar.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I used to hate them as a kid, and
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe it's my mature taste, buds.
Speaker 2: You know what. I watched it on like how It's
Speaker 2: Made or one of those shows or something sugar and
Speaker 2: then I didn't like it anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just pure sugar.
Speaker 2: But they are yummy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: By the way, don't ever buy cherries if they're more
Speaker 2: than like two nine pound because you're paying too much.
Speaker 2: Oh just letting you know. That's a tip from coupon Corner.
Speaker 1: And that's Scott's tip of the day.
Speaker 2: But they have a very short they have a very
Speaker 2: short season. Oh you're only going to get them until
Speaker 2: like August, mid August, and then they're done or even
Speaker 2: early August. So now is the time.
Speaker 1: Every time I have a cherry, I always get like
Speaker 1: a noise afterwards.
Speaker 2: Seen are allergic to everything. So there are very very
Speaker 2: very few cherries in here. I'll tell you that because
Speaker 2: the cup I just poured for you does not even
Speaker 2: have one. Oh okay, great, yeah, there's full almonds. Almonds, almonds.
Speaker 2: I just poured two cups and I didn't get one. Cherry.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna squeeze one out.
Speaker 1: You could just put your hand in.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not putting my hand in. Well then again,
Speaker 2: because you won't ever eat this again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it looks worse when you're squeezing a
Speaker 1: cereal into a cup.
Speaker 2: All right, I just pinched one out, Andrew.
Speaker 1: You need to hear it. I don't need to hear it.
Speaker 2: But there are full almonds and some soft I don't
Speaker 2: even know if this needs milk. This is more like cake.
Speaker 1: This looks like an oatmeal. Here you go, Thank.
Speaker 2: You, You're welcome. I'm still excited for it.
Speaker 1: Please never suck on the spoon light.
Speaker 2: Sorry milk, milk was on it. Alright. Ready, that's a
Speaker 2: big cherry. It's a full cherry. Watch for pitch handy.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Well it basically it tastes.
Speaker 1: Like it tastes like paint.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god. That cherry is rancid.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, you know.
Speaker 2: What the hell happened? The cherries are rancid. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I haven't I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. It's good until September. It just tastes
Speaker 2: like paink.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this anymore.
Speaker 2: What the hell was that. I think there's something wrong
Speaker 2: with the cherries.
Speaker 1: I think that's just something wrong with the cereal.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, what's in it? Gluten free,
Speaker 2: gluten free oats, organic honey, organic cocone oil, organic brown sugar,
Speaker 2: golden flat seed, almonds, dried cherries, salagon, cinnamon, oh salt, vanilla,
Speaker 2: macadamian nuts, cashews. Everything sounds perfect.
Speaker 1: No, it's wrong with it.
Speaker 2: It's not perfect. Zero you'll balls, no spoons. I don't
Speaker 2: understand this.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Ranks is one of the worst of all time.
Speaker 2: Dude, that was so bad. Look how good it looks.
Speaker 1: If you ever see this, take it off the shelf
Speaker 1: and throw it. You could fertilize plants with that. This
Speaker 1: is not for human consumption. Oh my god, it legit
Speaker 1: tastes like paint.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that was. There's something wrong with
Speaker 2: the cherries.
Speaker 1: I think there's just something wrong with the period.
Speaker 2: But I don't think it was bad until I got
Speaker 2: the cherry.
Speaker 1: Because I rebuke the name of chess.
Speaker 2: It just tasted like it tastes like a mouthful of
Speaker 2: brown sugar and then ramcid.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it's got a that's this you know what
Speaker 1: I think of this one. Let me make sure this is.
Speaker 2: Don't throw it out.
Speaker 1: We have to take a picture. You like, okay, you
Speaker 1: didn't rate it, Andrew? Yeah, nothing, Okay. That was honestly
Speaker 1: one of the worst cereals I've ever had.
Speaker 2: I already have a stomach ache.
Speaker 1: That was so bad, Like it just was globby in
Speaker 1: your mouth and it had like this thick paint taste.
Speaker 2: I don't know what was going on there.
Speaker 1: Just I've never had a cereal like that before.
Speaker 2: I would like to give them another shot with a
Speaker 2: different flavor.
Speaker 1: I swear we are not doing that right now. No, no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you Jesus.
Speaker 2: No, I don't have it.
Speaker 1: I need some recovery time because I almost bombed. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was like right here, right in the throat.
Speaker 2: Let's just just move past it.
Speaker 1: Ugh.
Speaker 2: So when a few weeks ago or months it's actually
Speaker 2: months ready at this point, when I got that calendar
Speaker 2: that you're like, oh, what are those papoosas?
Speaker 1: Mmm?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Papoosa's. Oh let's see what, let's see what
Speaker 2: the next month is gonna be? Cheeseburger. I love cheese,
Speaker 2: so when I picked up that calendar at the food
Speaker 2: Bizarre supermarket. At the end of the cash register thing
Speaker 2: they had free samples. Oh look what I got you?
Speaker 2: Familia Familia, the original Swiss muse LEI. Oh isn't that
Speaker 2: how you say? Didn't we decide that it's muse lei? Yeah,
Speaker 2: there you go.
Speaker 1: So what is this?
Speaker 2: It's musli that it's just like granola? Whatever?
Speaker 1: Can you pour me? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pour it, thank you.
Speaker 1: I think something bland, plain and overall boring is going
Speaker 1: to be just what I need right now.
Speaker 2: I'm sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was so bad. Oh sorry, it feels like
Speaker 1: an old person cereal.
Speaker 2: That stuff why because they can't chew and it's just
Speaker 2: it's mash like maybe I put it in my bamas
Speaker 2: a little bit. Oh Jesus Christ, it wasn't good. No,
Speaker 2: this is this is like raw oatmeal.
Speaker 1: I'm good with that. Anything is better than what I
Speaker 1: just had.
Speaker 2: This. This is more like a yogurt topping than it
Speaker 2: is a cereal.
Speaker 1: It actually has recommended to serve.
Speaker 2: With yogurt on the back. Did you dump your spoon?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I was in a fit of the bombs,
Speaker 1: so I wasn't even thinking raisins and little pieces of stuff.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Let's see one, two, three.
Speaker 1: You know what, there's just two bowls.
Speaker 2: They're just like sawdust on the floor after someone vomited
Speaker 2: and they're drying up the vomit with sawdust just came from.
Speaker 4: That soft gr It looks like too yeah, I mean
Speaker 4: bird food. Look, this gets a bowl in a spoon
Speaker 4: because I'm gonna give it a bowl case I saw dust.
Speaker 1: It was a palate cleanser. I can say that.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a great episode.
Speaker 2: We haven't been recording the whole time. What do you mean,
Speaker 2: I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: That's you. Mine always records.
Speaker 2: I know. Well, I mean, thank you for listening to
Speaker 2: this exciting episode of serial Killers. We don't waste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so delicious. That was wonderful. I had a
Speaker 1: great time. Thank you again, Scott. Hey, I tried, Yeah,
Speaker 1: didn't try hard enough.
Speaker 2: Got anything else? Andy, We're kind of short.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. I mean I think I just had, like
Speaker 1: I have a little bit of PTSD from it, so
Speaker 1: I'd be fine.
Speaker 2: Shining this episode off.
Speaker 1: Okay, on the next serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Just a little preview, what's coming up?
Speaker 1: On the next Serial Killers Andrew, I mean that's what
Speaker 1: he would imply by saying on the next Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: One of the cereals that you received because you sent
Speaker 2: a nice email to our friends at General Mills. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I did my job, So that comes next week, thank
Speaker 2: you very much. It'll be oh, it'll be mid July.
Speaker 2: Hot as balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I definitely can't be walking to the studio
Speaker 1: in this weather.
Speaker 2: You can tell when it's hot in here because the
Speaker 2: refrigerators are sweaty.
Speaker 1: Oh I hate when that happens.
Speaker 2: Sweaty fridge.
Speaker 1: I hate this time of the city because it's just
Speaker 1: like you walk outside and.
Speaker 2: It smells like hot garbage and urine. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 2: the best good times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, love New York.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Please, I can make it.
Speaker 2: I could make it, alright. Follow us on social media
Speaker 2: at serial Killers PC New Yo. All right, and check
Speaker 2: out serial KILLERSPC dot com for all the latest cereal news.
Speaker 2: Yeah none of that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. The recent episodes are posted, and you
Speaker 1: could also check out the Cereal rankings. And we're also
Speaker 1: figuring out a way to maybe get you guys some shirts.
Speaker 2: I heard that Scott was like doing something cool.
Speaker 1: Scott is I've been talking other Scott is great and
Speaker 1: he does a great job on the website. So let's
Speaker 1: not be a tool Scott.
Speaker 2: I love you, Scott, Scott, thanks for listening. We will
Speaker 2: see you next week.
Speaker 1: Bull chat this Wednesday.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: I do schedule them, but it's just.
Speaker 2: Gonna be an empty shell because there's not gonna be
Speaker 2: anything recorded.
Speaker 1: Why is that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Have a great week. We'll see you
Speaker 2: next Monday, maybe Wednesday, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Are you cryptically sabotaging the podcast?
Speaker 2: Another fantastic episode of Serial Killers the podcast where we
Speaker 2: talk about cereal and we think inside the box.
Speaker 1: You're really throwing everything at the window.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping it sticks. Yep, until we see you then
Speaker 2: say crunch, Andrew, Grunch, Crunch. You're going home now.
Speaker 1: No bull chat time, Nope, yeah, unless you could drive
Speaker 1: me home.
Speaker 2: Not driving you home, damn it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Son, you're forced to do a ball chat.
Speaker 2: Bye bye, Okay, I'll drive you home.