Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the
Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from
Speaker 1: this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment laugh stravaganza. Yeah, So,
Speaker 1: without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist. Miles. We're
Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a
Speaker 1: brilliant TV writer, performer, enrolled member of the Calas Indian
Speaker 1: tribe who's written on shows for Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, DreamWorks,
Speaker 1: and the Netflix animated series Spirit Rangers, the creator of
Speaker 1: the brilliant web series Gone Native. Please welcome back to
Speaker 1: the show. The hilarious, the talented Joey.
Speaker 2: Clear Joey Cleft aka my zych Gang. I can't side
Speaker 2: enough of your cast, baby, zych Gang. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I do know. I'm on this lest babe, Wow, deep deeper, Okay,
Speaker 2: let me see Okay, let me see it. Oh, ship
Speaker 2: can't sign enough of your guys, Babe zich Gang. I
Speaker 2: do know, I do know. Wow, I'm on the daily baby.
Speaker 2: Shout out to myself. That happens when I'm on the
Speaker 2: show is that I realized, Oh, I've got to come
Speaker 2: up with a parody song about my name. What can
Speaker 2: I sing very white? That's like in my vocal register? Okay, great, yep.
Speaker 2: So you mentioned I did work in Nickelodeons, and I
Speaker 2: can confirm that the green slime from you Can't Do
Speaker 2: That on television is well brain juice, well range, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: okayre's there's a big whale hanged from the ceiling in
Speaker 2: the house. Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, it's it's been a
Speaker 2: live it's been alive for decades. It's tortured.
Speaker 3: It's really fucked up Nickelodeon. Yeah, yeah, the producer is there.
Speaker 3: It's only half the story.
Speaker 2: Have you ever got with the Clift Bar.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to see some id because you are
Speaker 1: entering the Clift Bar.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, it's the cliff bar and not the bar
Speaker 2: edible bar like the place that you just I'm just I'm.
Speaker 1: Just riffing here, just connecting a c you know. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like I.
Speaker 2: Feel like people have told me that I should go
Speaker 2: by like DJ Cliffhanger if I become a DJ, which
Speaker 2: I don't hate, you know.
Speaker 3: Or you know, uh, you know esteemed actor Montgomery Cliff
Speaker 3: you know. Okay, so I hear that we're distantly related. Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we're okay. So, like I've heard from some family members
Speaker 3: that were distant related. I've heard from other family members
Speaker 3: that were not related at all. But he's buried somewhere
Speaker 3: and I want to say New York and only family
Speaker 3: members can visit his grave.
Speaker 2: And part of me has been like, could I just
Speaker 2: go and like show my idea and like visit his grave,
Speaker 2: because like I could be like, yeah, we're cousins or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have any I think his he's from
Speaker 3: like Omahon originally or something like that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I have Omaha family.
Speaker 3: He might be he might be fucking They might be
Speaker 3: trying to hide the truth from you.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right. Conspiracy we're going to talk about today.
Speaker 3: I wonder if you could pull up, just on the
Speaker 3: strength of your last name, be like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: It's me, Joey.
Speaker 2: I'm here. You know Joey Clififf.
Speaker 3: You know that new sound you were looking for?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Hey Monty, So yeah, hey Monty know that new
Speaker 2: cliff you've been looking for. You're looking at it?
Speaker 1: What is something from your search history?
Speaker 4: This is like a series of increasingly panicked and specific
Speaker 4: searches on YouTube. My sister and nephew visited this weekend
Speaker 4: and I had to learn how to install and then
Speaker 4: reinstall a car seat for a child in the waiting
Speaker 4: line of Burbank Airport.
Speaker 2: Because I put it.
Speaker 4: I put it in wrong.
Speaker 2: You guys are Dad's you.
Speaker 3: I guess you.
Speaker 4: Probably know about backwards versus forwards facing.
Speaker 3: I did long as as long as you can, as
Speaker 3: long as you can get them facing backwards, man. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So I had in the front seat facing forward.
Speaker 2: I had it on top with my.
Speaker 3: Like the fucking clip Beverly Hill Billy's like the clampits
Speaker 3: are coming in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you go one of those roof racks.
Speaker 1: I think that's yeah, Yeah, it was. It was solid.
Speaker 4: No, it was one of those things where it was like,
Speaker 4: my because it's what the forty pound was the limit
Speaker 4: was the limit on the fucking car seat. And I
Speaker 4: just remembered my sister bragging so much about how like
Speaker 4: tall my nephew is for his age. So I just
Speaker 4: genuinely was like that motherfucker's probably.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: So I told it didn't bring it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was like, yeah, a motorcycle.
Speaker 1: For motorcycle sidecar and yeah, and.
Speaker 4: It was just like unacceptable, which is like, fine, that's
Speaker 4: on me. But then having to readjust a car seat,
Speaker 4: like with my blinkers on, with people honking behind me
Speaker 4: at bole, which at least it wasn't lax. It could
Speaker 4: have been worse, but it was not great.
Speaker 2: That's fucking stressful.
Speaker 4: It was the most stress I an individual has created,
Speaker 4: the least stressful life possible, has.
Speaker 3: Experienced me precisely. Yeah, that's always how it works. It's
Speaker 3: like next thing, you know, you're clogging up burbank.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was not.
Speaker 3: The signal to Google this ship right now. And it's
Speaker 3: like it's also.
Speaker 4: Like those like like installation youtubes. I mean, you know
Speaker 4: you can skip around and find it, but the fucking preamble.
Speaker 4: I was just like, yeah, lady, come on, it's fine,
Speaker 4: it's fine. Yeah, I know there's a great car sie, Yeah,
Speaker 4: a lot of great features. Tell me how to fix
Speaker 4: this quick least. This is That's what the YouTube premium
Speaker 4: should be. It should just be instructional videos that actually
Speaker 4: gets without preamble. Yeah yeah, yeah, I would pay for that.
Speaker 1: I remember the first time installing a car seat, like
Speaker 1: before we were going to the hospital to have our
Speaker 1: first and just like they I think they tell you
Speaker 1: that you have to like get a fire like somebody
Speaker 1: works at the fire in the fire or check it
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, which makes sense. So I mean it
Speaker 1: does make sense. It's also like wow that I'm I
Speaker 1: must be fucking this up in some way because it
Speaker 1: seems fairly straightforward to me, Like I think I think
Speaker 1: this YouTube video kind of explained it.
Speaker 3: Wow, because when we were having our kid, her majesty,
Speaker 3: she's like, you know, we're supposed to go to the
Speaker 3: fire station or our CHP thing And I was like,
Speaker 3: I ain't going to no fucking CHP shit for what
Speaker 3: And She's like to fucking at least know from that
Speaker 3: the people who deal with car accidents all the.
Speaker 2: Time that the car seat is in.
Speaker 3: There's like, you're not going there to fucking give them
Speaker 3: money and high five them.
Speaker 2: I'm like yeah, fine.
Speaker 3: And so we go. The nicest fucking guy comes out.
Speaker 3: He's like he was like a clearly just like wanted
Speaker 3: to be a desk CHP guy. He was like wearing
Speaker 3: he had his like shirt on, but had like jeans on,
Speaker 3: and it was just like you guys having a kid.
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, I'm a grandpa started showing
Speaker 3: me his like very cute family.
Speaker 2: He's like, you know.
Speaker 3: What, I'm gonna get you a pool noodle because I
Speaker 3: think this can be a little bit. I don't like this.
Speaker 2: Give here.
Speaker 3: He got a pool noodle like cut it by, like custom.
Speaker 2: Fitted to our thing. And I was like, this, motherfucker just.
Speaker 4: Whispering crab under your breath the whole time.
Speaker 2: Still, motherfucker. He's like, what was that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, thank you so much, sir, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Child is adorable. Congratulations, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: We backed the We backed the beige where Khaki, yes.
Speaker 2: Was a pool noodle. Blue was a blue. No, it
Speaker 2: was green. It was green. Damn Yeah.
Speaker 3: And we gave that car seat to another friend who
Speaker 3: was having a kid, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, yo, take this.
Speaker 3: This pool noodle also goes a one way, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they definitely check it out.
Speaker 4: I was curious. It is so funny to me. It
Speaker 4: doesn't it makes sense when you guys say it, but
Speaker 4: like the amount I know, it's just like the fucking
Speaker 4: nanny state, I guess. Like, but how much of infant
Speaker 4: ship falls to firefighters is wild to me.
Speaker 1: It's hard for me to.
Speaker 4: Imagine a firefighter and a baby.
Speaker 2: Just like this really.
Speaker 3: Having trouble envisioning it. Use AI's and baby.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, everyone everyone hit me on Twitter with this
Speaker 4: burn burned down a glacier, melted glacier and generated image
Speaker 4: of firefighter with no.
Speaker 1: Wait, you can just look at this calendar. I have
Speaker 1: this here he comes, look at those overalls. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean you can just drop your baby off at the
Speaker 1: fire station if you want. Why is that a thing?
Speaker 5: I mean it's great that it's a thing, like a
Speaker 5: conservative now, but specifically those guys, I just it's just
Speaker 5: like I think because they have time, there's a there's
Speaker 5: a level of like medical care, like you know, literacy
Speaker 5: that firefighters have.
Speaker 3: So it's not you know, they're not they're not the
Speaker 3: guys with guns who shoot the four people.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, and I guess what is what is my vision?
Speaker 4: A kindly nun like?
Speaker 2: What I where do rogers?
Speaker 4: Where do I think you should like you know.
Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, no, you don't have to drop them
Speaker 1: off here. You could always drop them off at the
Speaker 1: Catholic church. I have no I don't know why. My
Speaker 1: brain is just like eighties children media pilled. I guess
Speaker 1: at least preach precinct that'll be you know, handle baby
Speaker 1: baby gats.
Speaker 2: They won't even ask questions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, mad me.
Speaker 6: Think of an underrated, overrated, underrated.
Speaker 1: And I know you would underrated possums, underrated possums, underrated possum.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: Go on.
Speaker 6: I've been just seeing possums recently and being like, wow,
Speaker 6: they are cool.
Speaker 2: I did, Hey, you know what they are cool? They're
Speaker 2: cool by me. They're cool by me.
Speaker 6: I like drop some fruit in my yard and one
Speaker 6: like truly came out of a bush and like took
Speaker 6: the fruit and then like disappeared back into the bush.
Speaker 6: And I was like wow.
Speaker 1: And you could choose to be completely freaked out by
Speaker 1: that or okay with it, And you know, I.
Speaker 6: Was say, okay, well, okay, that's what I'm saying. It's like,
Speaker 6: we're freaked out by possums. Overrated squirrels. Why are squirrels? Okay?
Speaker 6: Possibly tell everybody's yes, wire squirrels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't, Miles. I'm actually reading from the termin
Speaker 1: x page. If you've recently come across a possum, rabies
Speaker 1: might be on your mind. These scavengers are notorious. Were
Speaker 1: going through carbage blah blah, blah. Any mammal can get rabies, but.
Speaker 3: Generally okay, rare, but it's because they have such low
Speaker 3: body temperature.
Speaker 6: Get prepared.
Speaker 3: My mom is a card carrying member like literally of
Speaker 3: like the American Opossum Society because she fucking I'm not joking,
Speaker 3: Ride or Die. I thought you said you thought possums
Speaker 3: were cool, because maybe you caught it reading like a
Speaker 3: Eve Babbitt's book or something. You're like, yo, I've kind
Speaker 3: of fuck with that possum.
Speaker 6: They're cool. I think there. There's the one that lives
Speaker 6: in my yard is like so big, I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I've seen one walk across my yard
Speaker 1: that is like having trouble, like it's having great success
Speaker 1: in the food chain just eating it is it is
Speaker 1: out here eating.
Speaker 2: Right, right.
Speaker 6: So I mean for something that's like sort of blind
Speaker 6: and right kind of kind of big.
Speaker 1: Looks blind as hell, even if it's not blind that
Speaker 1: she looks blind as hell.
Speaker 3: Well, it's because their sounds are all fucked up because
Speaker 3: they literally lead with their face into like un whole
Speaker 3: danger because they're like, what's what's going on?
Speaker 6: And they're like, ah, like they're weird, pointy faces look
Speaker 6: like that thing from Beetlejuice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where a Baldwin does his like stretched out face.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like just.
Speaker 1: Being Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then squirrels, Yeah, they're not native like they one
Speaker 1: hundred years ago people thought, Jack, I'm just saying they
Speaker 1: don't belong here.
Speaker 2: Now are you?
Speaker 6: Are you a birther? A squirrel birther?
Speaker 1: I just remember squirrel hearing a podcast where they were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that there were no squirrels in cities along it, like
Speaker 1: very recently. And like if you took somebody from the
Speaker 1: past to the present, the first thing they'd notice is
Speaker 1: they'd be like, wow, what the fuck wait.
Speaker 6: But they'd also be like, where did all the rats go?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Exactly. Why don't we all have rats on your shoulders?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Why did the rats that you know populate every city
Speaker 6: and run through the streets at night? Where they go?
Speaker 1: Yeah? One of the scariest things that you can have.
Speaker 1: One of the scariest animal interactions you can have is
Speaker 1: when a squirrel comes at you instead of running away,
Speaker 1: when it's just like, nah, I don't do it.
Speaker 2: I actually this has a lot about you, bro. They
Speaker 2: pull up on you like that. Yeah, they don't respect them.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm gonna say. They're overreaded spies.
Speaker 1: Starting ship.
Speaker 8: But they cannot sirrel.
Speaker 6: They can tell you don't respect them, so they're getting
Speaker 6: up in your face.
Speaker 3: Wait, so wait, where does this thing about they're not from?
Speaker 3: I'm reading about native squirrel species to California.
Speaker 2: What what? What are we talking about?
Speaker 1: Squirrels were purposely introduced to American cities, I see to
Speaker 1: do what? According to National Geographic, those nutty neighbors were
Speaker 1: once seen as a benefit to urban living. I don't
Speaker 1: know why because this is behind a paywall, but uh,
Speaker 1: National Geographic.
Speaker 2: But so the knowledge ends there. Yeah, wild or squirrels.
Speaker 1: Introduced to cities. Urban reformers, who thought of the squirrel
Speaker 1: as a rural mascot, wanted to bring the animal into
Speaker 1: places like Manhattan Central Park in order to create a
Speaker 1: bucolic atmosphere. There was entertaining and lightning and a made
Speaker 1: up word salubrious. In eighteen forty seven, three squirrels were
Speaker 1: released in Philadelphia's Franklin Square Park and the rest is history.
Speaker 2: The rest is fucking history.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so I get okay, So that seems maybe
Speaker 3: more of like an East Coast thing because I'm like,
Speaker 3: there's I've see like two types of squirrels, like gray
Speaker 3: squirrels and like brown ground squirrels all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh in La they are thriving and they want me
Speaker 1: to know it, and they'll.
Speaker 3: Rub it all those fucking acorns and the weirdest spots.
Speaker 1: Now, we had a squirrel get loose in my house
Speaker 1: and I gets the squirrel that lives in our backyard
Speaker 1: and is just not scared of anybody in our household
Speaker 1: at this point is just like suck and it was
Speaker 1: it was very good experience. You just we left the
Speaker 1: back door open and he ran out, but he at
Speaker 1: one point like was standing on a on the dinner
Speaker 1: table just like looking at everyone and then like let
Speaker 1: it at us. It was terrifying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think there Their lack of fear of humans
Speaker 6: freaks me out. Like possums. No, possums are just like
Speaker 6: like if you see a possum and it clocks that
Speaker 6: you see it, it's kind of like no you didn't, like.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it'll be like no, I'm dead, stop looking, I'm
Speaker 9: actually dead.
Speaker 2: I'm actually dead. I'm not here.
Speaker 6: Squirrels do the thing where they like make full eye
Speaker 6: contact and they're like, yeah, that's right, I'm eating your food.
Speaker 2: You get on their hind legs and ship.
Speaker 3: They're like, what's up, mother, which I respect.
Speaker 2: They're gonna do sh No, don't run.
Speaker 1: They aren't gonna do ship.
Speaker 6: Yeah, girl's gonna like steal your lunch money, steal your girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah to s feel it, mister steel squirrel.
Speaker 1: Lydia, what's overrated?
Speaker 10: Brett Summer? Brett Summer is overrated. It took me all
Speaker 10: of the summer to figure out what the fuck it
Speaker 10: meant because I'm a little bit Brett Summer, what is this?
Speaker 10: What is this? And I was just like, oh, it's
Speaker 10: just messy and slightly related to a Charlie XCX song.
Speaker 10: I think, I don't know, but like yeah, I just
Speaker 10: think Brett Summer's overrated. Like why do we need to
Speaker 10: celebrate being messy and being drunk? Like, isn't that just
Speaker 10: summer Brett Summer? Like I don't like that we're fortifying
Speaker 10: just like mid drifts and skinny glasses, you know what
Speaker 10: I mean? Like I just associate it with just like
Speaker 10: the worst human being I've ever met, and I don't
Speaker 10: want anything to do with it. I just don't like
Speaker 10: it just sounds like a music festival wrapped in COVID
Speaker 10: To me, I'm just like, I don't want any parts
Speaker 10: of bread summer.
Speaker 2: No, thank god, I am. Are you going to brat summer?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Man, no, sorry, I just went to the doctor.
Speaker 3: They said I should just be really careful and I
Speaker 3: should not be going to brat summer.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Man, I saw another thing on TikTok this I was
Speaker 10: talking about. She was like, I'm done with breat summer.
Speaker 10: I'm all about me mo Fall, and like it spoke
Speaker 10: to me so intensely that I've like I've taken it
Speaker 10: to heart where I'm like, yeah, I'm me, Ma faul, Like,
Speaker 10: look at me. I'm in a pink sweatshirt on my
Speaker 10: porch that has like noodles on it. You know, I'm
Speaker 10: all about I'm setting on the porch, not sitting setting.
Speaker 10: I'm setting on the porch with my dogs. Long big
Speaker 10: what are you fixing? What are you fixing for supper later?
Speaker 10: I don't know when I'm fixing tonight, and I'm probably
Speaker 10: gonna order something in because I'm feeling a little lazy.
Speaker 10: But but yeah, exactly, I want.
Speaker 2: To fix.
Speaker 3: You know, Mema would Mema would be just cooking something
Speaker 3: low and slow right now.
Speaker 10: Honestly, if I had my summer, I was saying, I
Speaker 10: would have something in the crock pot. If I really
Speaker 10: was about my Meba summers or Mema Faul today, I
Speaker 10: would have something in the crock pot.
Speaker 2: Today.
Speaker 1: It's a man, yeah, something sort of something. The main
Speaker 1: ingredient is a cream of something.
Speaker 3: But I ask me what I made, Ask me what I.
Speaker 2: Made, Like snipe for dinner, what'd you make?
Speaker 1: Cream of There was cream of man?
Speaker 2: That was like my room soup. Got the green peas.
Speaker 2: I do my own ship.
Speaker 3: I I like to saute and like gold, you know,
Speaker 3: really get my onions caramelized. I caramelized onion before I
Speaker 3: put it with some garlic time and not put some
Speaker 3: sherry wine to fucking you know, just just to just
Speaker 3: to cook it down a little bit, get that flavor
Speaker 3: because you know, and then you put it put.
Speaker 2: Some panco on top.
Speaker 10: Baby. Yep, look it's pepa. I'm telling you, man, I made.
Speaker 10: I made a pot road strogan off yesterday and it
Speaker 10: was fucking fire. So honestly, we're probably having leftovers of
Speaker 10: that if I'm an actual real But that's what it's
Speaker 10: all about, man, That's what I'm saying. Let's just let's
Speaker 10: just slow down. I'm gonna wear my hair in a bind.
Speaker 10: I'm wearing caf dans. I'm drinking dice coke out of
Speaker 10: a Mason jar. You know what I'm saying. I got
Speaker 10: my humming bird feeders up. I'm watching birds fight over nectar,
Speaker 10: you know, Like, that's that's what I'm. That's what I'm
Speaker 10: That's much more my speed. I'm I'm I'm be my
Speaker 10: fall all the way. Let's let's go with that. Fuck
Speaker 10: Brett Summer. I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. It's taking my entire body to
Speaker 1: not just go off talking about hummingbirds. Right now, we've
Speaker 1: had some hummingbird activity in our backyard. We have, man,
Speaker 1: we have, and the rumors are true Lydia, there has
Speaker 1: been humming quite a bit of hummingbird activity in you
Speaker 1: know what. I can't get into it right now.
Speaker 10: I get I get it. I have a whole situation
Speaker 10: going on out here too. It's wild.
Speaker 1: It's so wonderful.
Speaker 10: Yeah, the highlights of wonders of the time of the day.
Speaker 10: It's like seven or eight of them just going for it.
Speaker 10: And they fucking fight. They dive bomb us. It's it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, shit, just whistles by your ear. It sounds
Speaker 1: like you're in a war zone.
Speaker 10: Yeah, they dive by my dogs, which I think, you know,
Speaker 10: like a war zone when hummingbirds fly by your head exactly.
Speaker 1: This is spoken like somebody who's seen some ship right
Speaker 1: by ship. I mean, I have had nerf guns fired
Speaker 1: at my head. But my children. All right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll come back. We're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: some news. We'll be a right back and we're back.
Speaker 1: And new rules.
Speaker 2: Well, Jesus, my favorite shelf.
Speaker 1: Sorry I don't mean to rip off my favorite comedian,
Speaker 1: Bill Maher, but there's some new rules.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, Ue, do you have me to do a
Speaker 2: deep voice drop? And you say that, you say new rules,
Speaker 2: and I say, like new rules, the new rules.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think rather than calling for like actual
Speaker 3: reforms that would make the country safer and by extension,
Speaker 3: Donald Trump himself even safer, the right is now just using,
Speaker 3: like take the thwarting of another would be assassin to
Speaker 3: say that it's the Democrats are actually totally at fault here.
Speaker 3: This is all on them. They keep saying Trump is
Speaker 3: a danger and a threat to our democracy. Uh, that's
Speaker 3: just how these things happen. You keep saying words like that,
Speaker 3: and people will try and do bad things to Donald
Speaker 3: Trump the campaign. The campaign even released like a long
Speaker 3: list of receipts to prove it. They're like, Kamala Harris quote,
Speaker 3: Trump is a threat to our democracy and fundamental freedoms.
Speaker 3: Joe Biden, it's time to put Trump in a bull's eye.
Speaker 3: I mean this from the bottom of my heart. Trump
Speaker 3: is a threat to this nation. Then they have just
Speaker 3: everyone Tim Walls, Gwen Walls, Nancy Pelosi. It goes on
Speaker 3: and on and on, and everyone's just talking about like, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's a destructive force to our democracy, and you know,
Speaker 3: like we cannot with this man should not be near
Speaker 3: office at all.
Speaker 1: And so Gwen, they have Gwen Walls saying bye bye
Speaker 1: Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, And.
Speaker 9: Heard just didn't bleep that because I don't want to
Speaker 9: show canceled Bye bye by by Donald David Bye bye
Speaker 9: Jesus bye, yeah bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 1: Now what that is that is truly wild that They're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: and she said that immediately after firing the shot, Like
Speaker 1: that's the only way that that would be to be fair.
Speaker 2: She was holding an AK forty seven.
Speaker 1: She was saying yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Immediately before lit up a twelve pack of Trump beer cans. Right,
Speaker 3: But then they have like other stuff and they put
Speaker 3: like disgraced Harris Staffer, like they're putting modifiers in front
Speaker 3: of people's names, just like in front of a quote.
Speaker 2: But anyway, this is them proving.
Speaker 3: Look how many times people accurately described how Donald Trump
Speaker 3: is a destructive force to political norms in the United States.
Speaker 1: So they did slide one in there. Representative Dan Goldman
Speaker 1: did say he is destructive to our democracy and dot
Speaker 1: dot dot. I don't know what they removed there. He
Speaker 1: has to be eliminated, which does feel rhetorically like the
Speaker 1: sort of thing that you would get called out on
Speaker 1: in the Democratic Party is like being I don't know,
Speaker 1: that seems over the line, man, what are you the
Speaker 1: fucking terminator? We're just like trying to win an election here,
Speaker 1: and they like, I've seen this quoted on social media,
Speaker 1: people being like he said this right after the assassination attempts.
Speaker 1: In fact, he said this back in twenty twenty three
Speaker 1: and immediately got in hot, got in shit and like
Speaker 1: had to apologize like right away. It was like he's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I misspoke. I didn't mean that. But that is the
Speaker 1: bait and switch they're doing, like oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: many things like this. And that's also here from JD Vance,
Speaker 1: who has a warning for all of us about our
Speaker 1: words and the power of our words. Is this the
Speaker 1: quote where he calls Trump America's hitler.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, that was earlier.
Speaker 3: That was meaning not his own rutor, his own rhetoric
Speaker 3: that compares him to actual despotic leaders. But anyway, not
Speaker 3: to say that Trump isn't. But here's Senator JD.
Speaker 2: Vance.
Speaker 11: And I know it's popular on a lot of corners.
Speaker 2: Of the left.
Speaker 3: I think this sound. It just fucked me up so bad.
Speaker 3: It was like a bunch of mosquitoes. It's just a
Speaker 3: lot of humming. Sorry to my audio engineers out there.
Speaker 3: The main audience for JD. Van's speeches is swarms and bugs. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: It's like Jesus, it's like, what's going on, dude. It's
Speaker 3: like I only see this when there's a dead body around.
Speaker 1: They use that high pitched wine that like scares teenagers away.
Speaker 1: There's yeah, don't. There should be no with here.
Speaker 2: No, no, okay, go on JD.
Speaker 11: To say that we have a we have a both
Speaker 11: sides problem. And I'm not gonna say we're always perfect.
Speaker 11: I'm not gonna say that conservatives always get things exactly right.
Speaker 11: But you know the big difference between conservatives and liberals
Speaker 11: is that we have no one has tried to kill
Speaker 11: Kamala Harris.
Speaker 3: And was he gonna say we haven't tried to kill
Speaker 3: we haven't tried to Well, he's turned that bull on, mister.
Speaker 2: Let's see that Freudian slip one more time.
Speaker 3: Is that we have no one has to Oh.
Speaker 2: Jesus, yeah, you're right. Yeah, he was FIRS a couple
Speaker 2: of months, and.
Speaker 11: Two people now have tried to kill Donald Trump in
Speaker 11: the last couple of months. I'd say that's pretty strong
Speaker 11: evidence that the left needs to tone down the rhetoric
Speaker 11: and needs to cut this crap out.
Speaker 3: I think what's really funny too, is like just because
Speaker 3: someone obviously this these people had a lot of issues,
Speaker 3: but it just really was like, well, if they're against Trump,
Speaker 3: then they're a liberal, Like, oh, sir.
Speaker 2: Both people like vote for Trump?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, And you know the latest guy like you know,
Speaker 3: he gave donations to.
Speaker 2: Like Act Blue.
Speaker 3: So they're like, you know this, this guy's definitely like
Speaker 3: a Democrat or whatever. But when you look at sort
Speaker 3: of like the totality of what he has said and
Speaker 3: his actions, You're like, I don't even know what bucket
Speaker 3: you put this guy in at all.
Speaker 1: He was just all time dipshit this guy Ryan whatever,
Speaker 1: Ruth Ralph. Yeah, Ryan Ralph, worst assassin name of all time? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I just it sucks.
Speaker 2: Ryan here, John Wilkes Booth, Yeah, exactly, like John Wilkes Booth,
Speaker 2: like born for it.
Speaker 1: You know what a name for an assassin? Ryan Ralph,
Speaker 1: Like you should be a D three quarterback or something
Speaker 1: like yeah, you know, but it's not too late. How
Speaker 1: man years eligibility you got? Man, He's like militaristic in
Speaker 1: his pro Ukrainian stance, like in the Going There, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Going he went there and was like, now, I recognize
Speaker 1: you might not want me as a fighter because I
Speaker 1: have no military expertise or experience, and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let me cut you off there, No, we don't want you, and.
Speaker 3: Recalling I think they were even like talk tried to
Speaker 3: talk to law enforcement because they were so put off
Speaker 3: by this guy.
Speaker 1: Everyone that this guy deals with like just got the
Speaker 1: wildest like they were just like he's scary. What. An
Speaker 1: arresting officer who like arrested him for having a weapon
Speaker 1: of mass destruction a gun that he had modified to
Speaker 1: be a full automatic that.
Speaker 2: He welded together to make five guys like basicly barrels
Speaker 2: pointed in all directions.
Speaker 1: Made super gun, pulled him over and he like tried
Speaker 1: to scramble to hide it because he like had it
Speaker 1: in the front seat with him for something with.
Speaker 2: A wig on it. Yeah, it no, she's fine, She's
Speaker 2: just a little tired.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But the arresting officer said she thought he would
Speaker 1: be either dead or in prison by now. She added,
Speaker 1: I had no clue that he had moved on and
Speaker 1: was continuing his escapades. And then somebody who worked for
Speaker 1: him at his roofing business told The Independent that her
Speaker 1: former boss had quote a local reputation for doing stupid shit.
Speaker 2: I mean I wanted to see a bullet of what
Speaker 2: that stupid shit is.
Speaker 1: I mean, like we know on the international stage, like
Speaker 1: once he contacted Kim Jong un and invited him to
Speaker 1: go to Hawaii on a vacation and offered to be
Speaker 1: his like liaison there with like no context.
Speaker 2: Dude, you are not Dennis Rodman. You are not Jong
Speaker 2: un Am pulling up for you. Yes, only only the worm.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean he's just the exact sort of
Speaker 1: impressionable dummy that makes the ability to get a gun
Speaker 1: at at any time in the United States so dangerous.
Speaker 2: Sure, but I also feel like this is I mean like, yeah,
Speaker 2: like the rhetoric's hot for sure for both sides. You
Speaker 2: know you, but it's like yeah, yeah, so hot. But
Speaker 2: it's like I feel like part of it is that
Speaker 2: Trump is so like usually I feel like when presidents travel,
Speaker 2: they're very careful, right, It's like there's a level of
Speaker 2: like allowing secret service, like knowing where you're going, allowing
Speaker 2: for secret service to like, you know, scope applications, and
Speaker 2: it's just a very it's like it's just like a
Speaker 2: process for a president to visit a place. And I
Speaker 2: feel like Trump is just a guy that kind of
Speaker 2: does whatever he wants in such a way that it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he probably just five minutes before golfing was like, oh
Speaker 2: a golf that you know, that golf forest, and that's
Speaker 2: what happened. Yeah, And then it's like there wasn't really
Speaker 2: time for the proper procedures of Secret Service, like checking
Speaker 2: the place.
Speaker 3: And even though I mean like they but they caught
Speaker 3: him five hundred yards away from Trump. He wasn't even
Speaker 3: in the line of sight, Like Trump wasn't even the
Speaker 3: line of sight of this guy.
Speaker 2: And did they guy fire shots? No, he didn't fire one.
Speaker 2: I think Service fired at him. Yeah, but this guy.
Speaker 1: That's interesting because the way it's being reported, even in
Speaker 1: the watch is that there were shots fired and like
Speaker 1: the secret Yeah, it's exactly the same as the fucking
Speaker 1: NYPD thing on the subway where they're like, uh, there
Speaker 1: was an officer involved like shooting, and two officers were
Speaker 1: wounded by an armed fair jumper and it was like
Speaker 1: a disturbed person who didn't pay their fare and had
Speaker 1: a knife, and then the NYPD showed up and like
Speaker 1: started shooting each other. And they're like they make it
Speaker 1: sound like it was a person, an armed person shooting
Speaker 1: on the subway, and only shooting on this was the NYPDA.
Speaker 3: I think I just by definition, Trump is a threat,
Speaker 3: meaning a person that has the potential to cause harm.
Speaker 3: Like that's just by the very definition of it I
Speaker 3: don't think again, taking lessons from this group on rhetoric
Speaker 3: is like useful at all. And I don't think for
Speaker 3: me to run down like a lot of people are
Speaker 3: obviously gonna run down all the times Trump had like
Speaker 3: truly violent and dehumanizing rhetoric that he uses. So my
Speaker 3: response to this is like, okay, yeah, like try something
Speaker 3: like find a new fucking angle. Like I think the
Speaker 3: people on the right actually in visional world where like
Speaker 3: those who don't conform to their definitions of American or
Speaker 3: normal would have some kind of violent repercussions, so they
Speaker 3: don't understand anything like nuance or whatever. Because again, it's
Speaker 3: not even about what they know or don't know. They
Speaker 3: just found a moment where suddenly the scales are kind
Speaker 3: of tipping in their favor because there's someone it was like,
Speaker 3: aiming to try and do harm to Trump that they
Speaker 3: can go, Okay, now we can use this to be like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you guys are so bad.
Speaker 2: You guys are so it's not about us anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure, he feels like it's like such a political
Speaker 2: gotcha kind of thing where it's just like it's like
Speaker 2: not productive, you know, And it also does not outline,
Speaker 2: like how have you have a threat? Like you know,
Speaker 2: Trump is to a lot of this stuff. So, you know,
Speaker 2: I think that my two cents on this are gonna
Speaker 2: be summed up in a little quote from Gwen Walls,
Speaker 2: but by Donald Trump. Sorry, I didn't mean to hate
Speaker 2: speech like that. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 3: At the voting boot bye, We're gonna tell him bye bye.
Speaker 2: Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do think like it's probably worth acknowledging the violence
Speaker 1: of his rhetoric in response to the assassination attempts and
Speaker 1: the fact that he is making it like blaming it
Speaker 1: on the Democrats, which takes it into this context of
Speaker 1: like there's already essentially a civil war happening and they're
Speaker 1: like trying to kill me it dot dot dot. It
Speaker 1: just feels like we've, like what lent heard, a new
Speaker 1: very dangerous situation because.
Speaker 3: Of that, rather than we don't have like firearms Lucy's
Speaker 3: hanging all around the country for people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like you look at there was that like
Speaker 2: Elon Musk tweet like, I want to say a couple
Speaker 2: of days ago, who like Elon Musk, clearly want of
Speaker 2: Trump's advisors, you know, where he essentially said something the
Speaker 2: effect of like people should start assassinate trying to assassinate
Speaker 2: Kamala or something.
Speaker 1: Did not Joey, Joey not fair. He didn't say that.
Speaker 1: He was like, gosh, nobody's even trying to assassinate them.
Speaker 2: You're right, say no, yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. He
Speaker 2: was being flew off the handle there. You should say
Speaker 2: bye bye to me.
Speaker 1: Joey, bye bye on that way.
Speaker 2: Oh no, let's bring in our next guest. Since Joey.
Speaker 3: No, sorry, we're going what we're saying about the Elon thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, it's just it's just uh dangerous
Speaker 2: as ship.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, but they're just if we're talking about
Speaker 3: words that end up in violent outcomes. Look at the
Speaker 3: people in Aurora, in Springfield, OHI you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like there are people talking about how like they're getting harassed,
Speaker 3: they're getting their shit vandalized by people because people are.
Speaker 2: So there's a poll again.
Speaker 3: Polls are like whatever, But a lot of the response,
Speaker 3: the Republican respondents, over fifty percent were like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: probably believe that these immigrants are eating.
Speaker 2: Pets, and you're like right, And then that.
Speaker 3: Said that they made up right exactly but again it's
Speaker 3: like so just like miss me with this, someone is
Speaker 3: gonna get hurt. Bullshit, Like these things are already happening
Speaker 3: and we're already ignoring them like pretty consistently. So like,
Speaker 3: think about even that mass shooting that was in El
Speaker 3: Paso during the Trump administration, right, and he was talking
Speaker 3: about we got an immigrant invasion coming and all this
Speaker 3: stuff and all this like like fear mongering that that
Speaker 3: killer was like echoing that immigrant invasion rhetoric like in
Speaker 3: his own communication, So what like what what are you
Speaker 3: actually talking about it? This is just an embarrassingly weak
Speaker 3: attempt to appeal to people's decency from a group of
Speaker 3: people that have ever extended that kind of grace to
Speaker 3: fucking anyone. So it reaks a desperation. And when like
Speaker 3: the when the people whose whole brand is we don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck if what we say is true or not,
Speaker 3: and if it actually gets people hurt to suddenly cry
Speaker 3: about it, like to cry about out of control rhetoric,
Speaker 3: come on, like this is just you tried this in
Speaker 3: July also, and people have the same feeling where they're like,
Speaker 3: this is really rich coming from you.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, when it's also it's just it's it's rough
Speaker 2: to hear this kind of response from the same group
Speaker 2: of people who are saying stuff like, oh, school shootings
Speaker 2: are just a fact of life. You know, you just
Speaker 2: got used to them. Like it just feels like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're not enraged about that, Like you're only enragement affect
Speaker 2: to you or when you feel like you can use
Speaker 2: it for a political win, right.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, if the media wants to cave to
Speaker 3: this fake outrage, I think we can come up with
Speaker 3: a whole list of alternatives to threat or danger that
Speaker 3: would also work, like legit criminal, sexual predator, has mushroom dick, racist, creepiest.
Speaker 2: Father and.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah yeah no cap no cap, no cap
Speaker 3: some some cap, mostly cap. But you know what I mean, Like, well,
Speaker 3: we'll see like where this goes. I know that everyone's
Speaker 3: looking to maybe Thursday when Kamala does a sit down
Speaker 3: with Oprah to see how if there'll be any like
Speaker 3: direct response.
Speaker 2: But again, like this just feels like when the way JD.
Speaker 3: Van's like, we got to knock this stuff off, like
Speaker 3: quit quit describing how bad he is for this country
Speaker 3: because he's gonna get someone hurt. You're basically saying like,
Speaker 3: can you guys like stop your like campaigning quick, can
Speaker 3: you stop talking? Can you just let us tell people
Speaker 3: how much our candidate sucks. Yeah, it's not like it's
Speaker 3: not right, Like why you'll pass I as shooting is
Speaker 3: really unbelievable thing that happened, and nobody really stopped to
Speaker 3: be like that. He said those things, this person listened
Speaker 3: and went and killed twenty two people like it. It's
Speaker 3: amazing that it didn't cause the mainstream media to even
Speaker 3: like really blink or like change.
Speaker 1: How they talked about this shit.
Speaker 2: There's yeah, yeah, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 3: The media does a really good job of ignoring terrible
Speaker 3: rhetoric from every from every angle. So it's like, again,
Speaker 3: jd Vance, I know things are hard right now, dude,
Speaker 3: he just did it. He's he's speaking right now as
Speaker 3: we record this.
Speaker 2: He is saying.
Speaker 3: Already, I'm just let me just play a couple just
Speaker 3: gems already that he's saying, he's doubling down on Haitian migrants.
Speaker 3: Look at this guy. I think he needs a geography lesson.
Speaker 3: Listen to where Haitian immigrants come from, because.
Speaker 11: Over the last few years, twenty thousand migrants primarily from
Speaker 11: Haitia have been dropped into Springfield.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, hey, that was gonna be my joke answer
Speaker 2: of where I thought he was going to say, there, wow,
Speaker 2: JD one more just for.
Speaker 11: The kids and merrily from Haitia have been dropped into
Speaker 11: Springfield or high Okay, yeah, so.
Speaker 3: Shout out all my back of Haitia. And then then
Speaker 3: he also said he's talking about RFK Junior. And then
Speaker 3: just as another slip, just doesn't know who he's talking about.
Speaker 3: Here's him talking about RFK Jr.
Speaker 11: I mean, we're very proud on our side to have
Speaker 11: the support of Bobby Kennedy Junior.
Speaker 2: And he's a great guy.
Speaker 3: Have gotten known very well over the last few weeks.
Speaker 11: But I think in many ways this country never healed
Speaker 11: from the assassination of Robert F.
Speaker 2: Kennedy Junior. Alright, I don't even know about that ship.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 3: Hey, we're the pre cogs from Minority Report at right now.
Speaker 2: Really fast news cycle of it that wasn't covered.
Speaker 1: Holy shit.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so just very I think the Bear did it.
Speaker 2: I think it was the Bear of the.
Speaker 1: Absolutely came back from the grave. All right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll come back and talk about
Speaker 1: an exciting investment opportunity. We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1: And because we are no better than local news, we're
Speaker 1: gonna save the time travel story for the very end
Speaker 1: of the show. So yeah, as we covered in there
Speaker 1: before the break, Trump's probably gonna win again. And I
Speaker 1: don't know anybody who listens to anybody who listens to
Speaker 1: our NBA show knows how I am about these things.
Speaker 1: Like as a seventy six ers fan, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna sock it's over. We're only gonna win twenty
Speaker 1: games this year.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's our team captain. Man. I love his fighting spirits.
Speaker 1: Fucking over, Dude, are even going out there?
Speaker 2: Why are even going out there?
Speaker 1: So it does seem like it's probably time to start
Speaker 1: thinking about how we're all going to dress in the
Speaker 1: next four years to fit in so that we don't
Speaker 1: get killed in the authoritarian autogracy? Did you seek, like
Speaker 1: get caught on a hot mic being like when Kim
Speaker 1: Jongon stands like people they standard attention, they stand up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: We're we're all gonna get kill I'm having that. But
Speaker 1: so there was a mega fashion show, Jack.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a fashion show. It was the America First
Speaker 3: Designer Showcase. Okay, I think that's it's a little bit classier,
Speaker 3: and yes, it wasn't wrong. Konkoma, Long Island, Strong Island
Speaker 3: at the America First Warehouse, which is just some fucking
Speaker 3: warehouse with a bunch of Trump regalia in it and
Speaker 3: like magas go to have, like Trump watch parties saw
Speaker 3: on Monday, about two hundred people gathered to watch this
Speaker 3: America First Designer Showcase, which is just a fancy word
Speaker 3: for racist swap meat and tailent show.
Speaker 2: I think based on the videos I saw.
Speaker 3: And people were peddling their wares like sequined Maga hats
Speaker 3: and jackets, dresses, lipstick with the shade of Maga hat
Speaker 3: red because like one of the designers, like you know,
Speaker 3: some women don't are a shamed to wear the Maga
Speaker 3: hat in public. But with this lipstick, you can let
Speaker 3: people know. It's like that's red lipsticks.
Speaker 1: It's red lipstick. Bitch, don't get me messed up. Don't
Speaker 1: fuck that up.
Speaker 10: For the rest of us. When I mean business. You
Speaker 10: know what I'm saying, it's not to be like, yes,
Speaker 10: I support racism, Like that's not so you're telling me,
Speaker 10: I need to not wear red lipstick ever again. Sick.
Speaker 3: No, no, look they can't, they can't reclaim red lipstick,
Speaker 3: or maybe they can't. But then there are also celebrities there,
Speaker 3: like a lady from As the World Turns, local politicians,
Speaker 3: and more than like a few curious journalists. Oh and
Speaker 3: there are artists too, like Magalangelo, which I guess is
Speaker 3: some kind of Lansbury I don't know, or maybe a
Speaker 3: Maga Michelangelo. Yeah that's Michael Angelo, Okay, I thought maybe
Speaker 3: it was Maglangelo Lansburg.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: But she's like this artist who just paints Trump and
Speaker 3: like he's a terrible artist, and like, I don't know
Speaker 3: if we covered like one of those trip sticks she
Speaker 3: made recently that was like auctioned off when it was
Speaker 3: like Trump as God casting Biden and Kamala Harris out
Speaker 3: of the Garden of Eden. But clearly this person doesn't
Speaker 3: know anything, like like in terms of actual art composition,
Speaker 3: what a triptick, how it's even supposed to be like positioned,
Speaker 3: and what the three panels meet? It was just like
Speaker 3: a three like a three billboard, just cacophony of colors.
Speaker 3: But there were fashions as well, So I think it's
Speaker 3: important we take a look at some of the fashions.
Speaker 3: So first I just wanted to just just to give
Speaker 3: you an idea of how like the intros were going
Speaker 3: and how much of.
Speaker 2: Just a flaw this show, this thing was. I'm just gonna.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, wow, yeah, here we go. This is yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh definitely voice talent, true talent.
Speaker 7: Our next designer is in here, and she's a designer and.
Speaker 2: She being the models wearing dresses.
Speaker 1: Are pageant winners, not only Republicans and conservatives, beauty.
Speaker 2: And brains, but they wear clothes.
Speaker 8: Well no, wow, God bless us, God bless So this
Speaker 8: is gonna this is gonna blow against I heard she
Speaker 8: did not write any of that.
Speaker 1: She was just riffing that.
Speaker 2: Are you for real?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, her accents is so long island. It sounds Australian
Speaker 10: like she's like she's coming.
Speaker 2: Around around the world, around the world.
Speaker 3: I'm like, our next designer, well.
Speaker 10: Accents, they wear clothes as well as well.
Speaker 1: Might that's such a such a thoughtful compliment to play
Speaker 1: to pay someone. Yeah, you, I just I think it's
Speaker 1: great that you're like so smart and like look good.
Speaker 3: And also you wear and you wear clothes. Well, they
Speaker 3: also wear clothes. Well, you wear clothes.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Here is just a quick montage to some of the
Speaker 3: fashions where you hear an Emmy sorry, a Grammy Award
Speaker 3: winning vocalist who has like an explosion of feathers coming
Speaker 3: out of his dinner jacket singing the national anthem, along
Speaker 3: with some of the fashions of the evening. Okay, look
Speaker 3: at that. That's a big maga dress.
Speaker 1: I don't know what what does that say? On there?
Speaker 2: America's comeback four?
Speaker 3: There's a Trump down with just Trump straight, just just
Speaker 3: a Trump on a black dress, like a bottle of.
Speaker 2: Truff Yeah, exactly, she.
Speaker 6: Trust she's waking.
Speaker 10: It's exactly the same font.
Speaker 3: That's a bottle, same font, same vertical text coming down
Speaker 3: very this person coming down the aisle, now, this is Magelangelo.
Speaker 3: This is Magelangelo. And I think she painted her own dress.
Speaker 10: Of course she did. I like how you spanks underneath
Speaker 10: it because her fucking slit is too high.
Speaker 1: What the fuck.
Speaker 2: Somebody drew on regular clothes? Dude?
Speaker 1: Why you gotta say it's just scream printing, right, it's almost.
Speaker 2: Actual crylic paint.
Speaker 3: Actually, I think some people are literally painting shit on
Speaker 3: and other things are just just putting patches on shitty
Speaker 3: dresses off of like sheen or something.
Speaker 1: This makes me feel a little bit better about Like
Speaker 1: when I went to the Jersey Shore this summer and
Speaker 1: just like going down the boardwalk, all the T shirt
Speaker 1: stores were being absolutely dominated by Trump versus Harris. But
Speaker 1: like that is his art form, right, that is the
Speaker 1: medium of his people is scream printed logo T shirt.
Speaker 10: And bad signs in general. The about of like homemade
Speaker 10: Trump signs I see in people's especially as like you're
Speaker 10: driving through the hollers and you're kind of like more
Speaker 10: in like the country parts, people don't have like a
Speaker 10: Trump flag, even though there's Trump stores here everywhere. It'll
Speaker 10: literally be like I have this old piece of cardboard
Speaker 10: and it's too big to burn, so I'm gonna paint
Speaker 10: a picture on it and just let everybody know I
Speaker 10: think America's great.
Speaker 2: What's on?
Speaker 3: What is this scene that you faint on it? Oh,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you about it later. Turn your camera off.
Speaker 3: Here's but also I don't want to forget this was
Speaker 3: also a Maga talent show, and for me, I think
Speaker 3: the highlight was Log Cabin, Republican and recording artist of
Speaker 3: the hit song keep It Moving parenthetical cancel cancel culture
Speaker 3: Lavari Again, let's throw it to our MC, who is like,
Speaker 3: fucking absolutely just flawless when it comes to introducing people
Speaker 3: to really just have a nice flow and cadence to
Speaker 3: your delivery. Here's her bringing to the stage, Lavari.
Speaker 10: Let's give a lot applause to love.
Speaker 3: Sorry, m hmm, look at like fourteen people. This motherfucker
Speaker 3: just got up.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Her shoes don't fit. Yeah, okay, no, no,
Speaker 1: like I just just for her comfort. She looks like
Speaker 1: she's wearing shoes that are force to fifteen seconds of
Speaker 1: fast Where the fuck is the Here we comes, get ready?
Speaker 2: Here's Levart got all right? Oh oh ship, the music
Speaker 2: just went out.
Speaker 4: Whoops.
Speaker 2: Oh it sounds good but it's not me. Oh there
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's this song we ready to make her back
Speaker 3: a great again?
Speaker 1: Yeah it is the same song starting over again. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think they DJ panicked and then stopped his song.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 2: Let's just hear some of his singing.
Speaker 3: Yo, who needs to rest?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: So it seems like he thought there was gonna be
Speaker 1: lip sinking and like he didn't know. He was like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, is this playing my actual voice?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't. I feel like the creative
Speaker 3: arts really exposes bigots, you know what I mean, like
Speaker 3: in the best fucking way. Like I get that these
Speaker 3: are not the best of the best in terms of
Speaker 3: like conservatives with who op, sorry that these are not
Speaker 3: the best of the best when it comes to conservatives
Speaker 3: who dabble in the arts. But I think it's like
Speaker 3: the MAGA brand itself that creates this like echo chamber
Speaker 3: that's a custom built to and like insulate the ego
Speaker 3: from realizing how bad shit is. So naturally, when there's
Speaker 3: like a showcase of these people, it's all like the
Speaker 3: least creative and most literal nonsense you can think of,
Speaker 3: Like the guys sit songs like cancel counsel culture, cancel culture,
Speaker 3: or here's my Trump fashion. It's dressed with Trump on it.
Speaker 1: It says it wrote I wrote Trump on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And it's sick, dude, It's
Speaker 2: fucking sick man. Thanks Levari.
Speaker 1: The end of his performance, he comes off stage, and
Speaker 1: then there is five seconds of a whispered argument between
Speaker 1: him and the MC where she's like what happened?
Speaker 2: He's like, that wasn't the song that I was supposed
Speaker 2: to be?
Speaker 10: Oh wow, I love that, Like why did you give
Speaker 10: so many songs? Like did he come in with the
Speaker 10: wrong CD? Did he?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Oh no, he does.
Speaker 3: That was like the first performance he had amongst many
Speaker 3: like yeah, oh he Also I think he did an
Speaker 3: outfit change later and he came out like in a
Speaker 3: dressed like a dress coat that looked again had a
Speaker 3: like a bouquet of flowers super glued to the back
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: It was all very.
Speaker 10: He's really doing his best. This is like a series
Speaker 10: of like RuPaul's dragways, many challenges that I feel like
Speaker 10: he's a part of. For He's like, record your own
Speaker 10: song that's politically themed. Then we need you to come
Speaker 10: out with an outfit and it needs to have flowers
Speaker 10: and also represent Trump. And then for your last thing,
Speaker 10: we're gonna need political damage extravaganza, like just like right.
Speaker 1: Right, and you have to come up with it all
Speaker 1: in the next fifteen minutes. You're on in fifteen Yeah done. Wow,
Speaker 1: I didn't know he came back out And that is
Speaker 1: a real testament to the human spirit that he was
Speaker 1: able to like go through what appeared to be the
Speaker 1: most embarrassing thing I've ever seen somebody have happened to
Speaker 1: them and be like, not so bad, I'll go back out, yeah,
Speaker 1: back again to the next one.
Speaker 10: That's why he's That's why Trump's gonna win though, because
Speaker 10: it's that lack of self awareness. It's that like unwillingness
Speaker 10: to be like shamed when you should be ashamed.
Speaker 2: Of yourself, to keep pushing.
Speaker 10: Like anybody who respects themselves to be like all right,
Speaker 10: I thought I could handle this with in no way,
Speaker 10: I'm gonna go out here and do this again, like yeah.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm sorry, Like Lavatory, I loved your performance, but
Speaker 3: you need to stay home, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: what's your.
Speaker 2: Career down with.
Speaker 1: Definitely winning amongst people who failed the mirror test, you know,
Speaker 1: the test that they do with like children to see
Speaker 1: if they recognize the thing and the mirror as themselves,
Speaker 1: you know, like they lack any form of self. It's
Speaker 1: an interesting detail that like that's when you start storing memories.
Speaker 1: Is once like the way they tested they put a
Speaker 1: little like dot on the baby's head and then if
Speaker 1: the baby sees themselves in the mirror and then like
Speaker 1: touches the dot on their head to like wipe it off.
Speaker 1: That means that they recognize that it's them in the mirror.
Speaker 1: And there are some monkeys who can do it as well.
Speaker 10: What about dogs.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm going to test my dogs yet past.
Speaker 2: They where they see themselves.
Speaker 3: Hey, who that dude, there's this guy outside?
Speaker 2: What's staring?
Speaker 1: That's why he was so confused about what the song was, Like,
Speaker 1: that's not me, that's not.
Speaker 2: Me, it is.
Speaker 10: I sound like Montel Jordan. That's not Montel Jordan. Hell,
Speaker 10: we do cancel, cancel.
Speaker 1: That was so much better both, what you guys was
Speaker 1: so much better than anything he could do if you
Speaker 1: gave him a year in the studio with like Drake's producers.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I pitched Drake the best musician
Speaker 1: I can come up with, but I.
Speaker 10: Imagine who definitely writes all his own Wrapsl's taken either
Speaker 10: with him?
Speaker 2: None? All?
Speaker 1: Right? And finally, proof of time travel another person in
Speaker 1: the world of Mega. So you know, Trump is averaging
Speaker 1: what some would call too many assassination attempts per month.
Speaker 1: At this point, there's been one two in the past
Speaker 1: three months. People should stop doing that. I feel like
Speaker 1: it's not good for the election. But I guess there
Speaker 1: was a third one that we didn't know about.
Speaker 2: In the second based on the seque chronology.
Speaker 1: Timeline the secret thing. Yeah, and this is somebody. So
Speaker 1: you're about to hear from somebody who has been in
Speaker 1: the same room with Donald Trump, has been like has
Speaker 1: been you know, trusted by Donald Trump. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: we can see why because he has a direct line
Speaker 1: to God, is having conversations with God and their relationship,
Speaker 1: his relationship to God very similar to like Marty McFly
Speaker 1: and Doc Breath.
Speaker 3: Or Aladdin in the Genie, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 3: definitely a Laddin the Genie type shit. So this guy,
Speaker 3: Robin Bullock, he went on some like this this like
Speaker 3: right wing Watch, like dug this clip up because this
Speaker 3: guy goes on a fucking like Christian podcast to talk
Speaker 3: about This was in the week before the they found
Speaker 3: the guy the golf course where he said he prevented
Speaker 3: an assassination attempt. And I'm just gonna let him tell
Speaker 3: it to you because it's so believable, it's gonna fucking
Speaker 3: shake you to your core. Yeah, he's describing that he
Speaker 3: was like in a group, I think, just you know,
Speaker 3: just doing some Bible study with people. And then the
Speaker 3: fucking hand of God came down and again, like I said,
Speaker 3: very believable.
Speaker 7: And I looked around. Something that happened and I didn't
Speaker 7: know what had happened, and children started going to sleep
Speaker 7: in the room. They just started falling asleep.
Speaker 2: That might because they're at a fucking Bible study. But okay, yeah, sir,
Speaker 2: God turned the lights down. We'll go ahead.
Speaker 7: And the camera that they were using started zooming in
Speaker 7: and zooming out, and then it doing like this.
Speaker 3: I think he's describing extreme close up from Wayne's world. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but okay, but again, this is God apparently operating the
Speaker 3: camera and he's looking at them.
Speaker 2: Whatever, go on.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, pastor, I'm looking around.
Speaker 7: Children are falling asleep. And I said again, and the
Speaker 7: Lord said, no, two hours in the future.
Speaker 2: What two hours?
Speaker 7: And we started dealing with things and I went into
Speaker 7: the future and the Lord said, now you can stop this.
Speaker 7: We stopped a presidential assassination attempt. Don't really And did
Speaker 7: you say, I'm I'm Trump? Yeah? Wow, And so we
Speaker 7: stopped this this thing happening.
Speaker 10: There it is, So did children need to be asleep
Speaker 10: for time travel to happen or just to stop assassinations?
Speaker 2: Look?
Speaker 3: Look, look, why is he on trial right now?
Speaker 2: Okay? He was.
Speaker 3: He opened a Bible and the lights went dimned. The
Speaker 3: camera went woo woo, woo woo. God said, you're two
Speaker 3: hours in the future, and I guess being two hours
Speaker 3: in the future, he said, we started dealing with some things,
Speaker 3: total lack of detail, and we stopped an assassination and YadA, YadA, YadA,
Speaker 3: we stopped an assassination attempt on don.
Speaker 10: Im Oh, okay, Chris Angel MindFreak show has really taken
Speaker 10: a turn. I didn't know that he had had a
Speaker 10: spiritual awakening. He looks a little wrong. I'm not gonna lie,
Speaker 10: but I know you got to look rough and then
Speaker 10: you find God and then God takes you back to
Speaker 10: moisturizer supposedly. I don't I don't know, but wow, So
Speaker 10: you guys, let's just shake his camera. We're two hours
Speaker 10: We're two hours in the future. Oh, we're two hours
Speaker 10: in the future. We're two hours in the future.
Speaker 3: I just stopped a presidential assassination attempt.
Speaker 1: Just dealing with we did start dealing with some things.
Speaker 2: We're dealing with some things, well what specifically.
Speaker 1: So some things so foggy there when He's like, and
Speaker 1: then so we and then we're two hours in the future.
Speaker 1: Did God tell him they stopped an assassination attempt? They
Speaker 1: started doing? God is doing something.
Speaker 10: God told him that he was two hours in the future. Okay,
Speaker 10: but I think and then he and two it is
Speaker 10: he could and stop stopped assassination attempt. Yes, Oh so.
Speaker 3: You think he'd just been like, oh, just take my
Speaker 3: word for it, bro, we got it. We're two hours
Speaker 3: in the future and you stopped an assassination attempt. Now
Speaker 3: go wake these kids up.
Speaker 1: I mean I've hung out with Christians like kind of
Speaker 1: freaking each other out, being like and then like the
Speaker 1: lights flickered and like you know, and they'll just you
Speaker 1: know that, That's what it felt like. Like the guy
Speaker 1: was just like whoa, he was ready ready to be
Speaker 1: freaked out by that story.
Speaker 3: I mean, I just love those too, Like you can't.
Speaker 3: It's I guess it's like rude to be like, no, man, bro,
Speaker 3: stop fucking lying. Bro, you can go in two hours,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like, like there's no shit
Speaker 3: about like that, when is God ever taking people time traveling?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: And it was a type of Christianity, not all Christianity,
Speaker 1: but a type of Christianity that's just like yes and yeah,
Speaker 1: right right yes and some wild the least convincing ghost
Speaker 1: story you've ever.
Speaker 2: That's so sick.
Speaker 3: You went two hours in the fature and the camera went.
Speaker 1: Like this, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 10: That's a miracle of Christ's love.
Speaker 3: The FBI made me to talk about may need to
Speaker 3: talk to this man, right, I would pull up.
Speaker 2: So what happened?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 2: You said this happen? Right?
Speaker 3: I need to know who the fuck? Well who what
Speaker 3: was going on?
Speaker 2: Where? Like we need to bring people to justice. He's like, look, man,
Speaker 2: I ain't fucking time travel dude. I'm just fucking lying.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 1: This is a fucking wig.
Speaker 2: Man, I wear a leather jacket that seem different.
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm naveling.
Speaker 10: I mean they they bring in, they bring in psychics
Speaker 10: and ship when cases start, when they've exhausted, they're like,
Speaker 10: I don't know, go get a psychic. Do we have
Speaker 10: a medium? Does does a random medium know? Like, let's
Speaker 10: let's go get the Christian guy that can turn back time,
Speaker 10: you know, what I mean, bring share in, bring share exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to turn back time, it's gonna
Speaker 3: be in a leather jacket. It's not going to be
Speaker 3: this motherfucker battleship exactly.
Speaker 1: Partially what he's describing is to be just like taking
Speaker 1: a nap, like everybody falls asleep and then it's two
Speaker 1: hours of the future. Like yeah, man, like I time travel,
Speaker 1: like that'll what.
Speaker 3: A pastor what are those pills you just took before
Speaker 3: you open your bible?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 1: I was just like, we're the roxy were there edibles
Speaker 1: in the middle prescribed to somebody else?
Speaker 3: But you know, roxy description, roxy music, roxy code.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, anyway, fam man, not often two
Speaker 2: hours in the future.
Speaker 3: And guess what I wasn't I didn't urinate in myself
Speaker 3: because I was high on opio as. I actually saved
Speaker 3: President Trump in that two hours, which all.
Speaker 1: That's a side effective time track.
Speaker 10: Well, now it makes sense. What happens to me at Costco?
Speaker 10: I eat twenty thirty forty milligrams, you know, get in
Speaker 10: the car, go to Costco. Next thing I know, bam,
Speaker 10: I'm in the parking lot trying to fit everything in,
Speaker 10: and I'm like, who who bought all these burritos? Why
Speaker 10: don't I have so many snags like that?
Speaker 1: Because you saved You saved a president.
Speaker 10: I saved a president's life, and I time traveled exactly.
Speaker 1: God damn. All right, that's gonna do it for this
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