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Speaker 1: on counting down when we reach the number five in

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Speaker 1: the top ten phone taps of Christmas. Good for us

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Speaker 1: for counting correctly. Yes, it's been a struggle, but I

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Speaker 1: think we're staying on track. And for today's call, I

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Speaker 1: pose as an elderly gentleman calling from Apple Tech Support. Good. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's probably not the best career choice though for a

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Speaker 1: guy who's pushing ninety eight years old, but he's trying

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Speaker 1: to stay hip man he is, he's going to try

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Speaker 1: his hardest to get the job done in your number

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Speaker 1: five phone tap of the year right now. Hello, good day.

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Speaker 1: My name's Cornelius Jones. I'm calling from Apple Tech Support

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Speaker 1: this mister, Yeah, Hell, hello sir, how are you doing this?

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Speaker 1: Fine morning? I'm okay, how are you? I'm great? I

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Speaker 1: was just calling because you were chatting with an associative

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Speaker 1: mine another the web chat thing here and bober you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was chat on Apple support. Oh yeah, that's that's

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Speaker 1: the one. You apparently were frustrated that it was gonna

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Speaker 1: take two whole days to get an appointment for you

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Speaker 1: to come in and have us look at your phone.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was a lot to say. I'm tired

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Speaker 1: now hello hello, hello, Hi Hi. Yeah, okay, so what's

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Speaker 1: the purpose of the phone call? So I might be

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Speaker 1: able to help because I've been dealing with phones all

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Speaker 1: my life. So let's find out what we're working with

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Speaker 1: your is it a keypad or rotary? What does the

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Speaker 1: phone have a big wheel on the front with notches

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Speaker 1: in their free fingers? And is it just the keypad thinging?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it doesn't have the wheel. It's an iPhone eleven. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. I'm just with you. What Yeah, I got you.

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Speaker 1: You use Sellennials are easier to prank than my toothless

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Speaker 1: pooch on Christmas morning? Yeah? Who he's giving him a

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Speaker 1: fake cam here, dumb dog? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: You know, I actually retired about twenty eight years ago,

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Speaker 1: but you know, I do this job now so I

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Speaker 1: could talk to people. Okay, you know it's good it's

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Speaker 1: good for the brain. They said, do you do you

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Speaker 1: have a girlfriend? Are you sure? Yeah? You you single?

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Speaker 1: Or you got a main? Squeeze over for me about

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Speaker 1: my phone? You know because I used to have a girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: That's wonderful. Yeah, she got she got to plague covid, No,

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Speaker 1: the first one, the bubonic one. I'm sorry to hear

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Speaker 1: about that. Oh you know, it's okay, she survived it.

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Speaker 1: She actually died from an ear infection a couple of

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Speaker 1: years later. What medicine wasn't the same back in the

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Speaker 1: nineteen twenties, I'll tell you. Yeah, yeah, that's that's unfortunate. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you help me with the phone. Um getting an appointment?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, let's get back to your phone thing.

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Speaker 1: You know, I get paid by the job. You're papa

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Speaker 1: ain't making too much money listening to you, yammeran, So

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Speaker 1: tell me why when you purchased that phone? There? What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about, yammer on? You don't why doing

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Speaker 1: all of the talking? Okay, Okay, Marlon Brando, you think

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Speaker 1: your big shot? Tell me when you got your phone

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Speaker 1: about two years ago? What does that matter? Okay? Let

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Speaker 1: me I'm gonna look up over here, on the internet there. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe this. Hello. Hello, He's

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. I was just resting my eyes for

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Speaker 1: a second. How can I help you? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: You are looking up my phone and you fell asleep.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Oh? Yeah? Is is he

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Speaker 1: a rotary phone and not just for your fingers? Oh no? No?

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Speaker 1: Oh to keep with an appointment? Yes or no? Like God,

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Speaker 1: You're wasting too much of my time here, I can't

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Speaker 1: do this all day. Okay, well neither can I there

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Speaker 1: because my sadic nerves acting up now. Not a lot

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Speaker 1: of fiber already, so I gotta go use the John.

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Speaker 1: Can you transform me to someone else? Please? I wish

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Speaker 1: I could, but I'm just with excuse me, this is

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Speaker 1: actually a great phone call. What are you talking about? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is actually jeff from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, your girlfriend Kendra set you up

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Speaker 1: for this. I was like, what's the if they hire

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Speaker 1: the odist guy that can to work at Apple texts before?

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Speaker 1: If you're durn tooting? They did. I'm turning ninety eight tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're good man. That is good. If your birthday

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Speaker 1: to me, Oh my god, this might be the last one.

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Speaker 1: Grandpa the Week up every morning with funk taps weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning