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Okay, 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:44.919 to my left is a gentleman who I have fallen. 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:50.080 I consider you my kind of like my fiance. I'll 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:52.000 say it again. You're the only person I ever talked to. 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:56.800 Aren't the only person who calls me? Okay, yesterday, so 0:02:56.880 --> 0:03:01.079 Brian was here. Yeah, this is Brian Staffing. Ryan did 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:04.400 the podcast yesterday talking about Bachelor Winter Sports and the 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:07.200 Women Tell All and he met Jasmine and Alexis, so 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:10.440 I had to call you and break it down. Um. Afterwards, 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:12.920 Jasmine sent me a photo of herself from a sweat latch, 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:16.800 which was so exciting, being like thinking of you. I 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:21.120 think you have Chris, Chris Harrison and his gold mules. 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:24.040 We asked Alexis how tall Chris Harrison is and she 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:28.000 said four eleven. And then Chris Harrison always seems like 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:36.880 he's double parked outside outside and he's like hey, so yes, okay, 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:40.200 and across from me, I'm gonna say this. We have 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:44.240 super fans of our podcast and and they're protective of 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:49.240 our podcast. I'm going to say you blasted through. People 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:54.520 were obsessed. They you are a fan favorite. People went 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:57.640 crazy for you, your purity, the fact that you've never 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:00.160 watched The Bachelor before, like it's gotta be that's ought 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.360 to be it. And my mother called me and she goes, 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:06.200 Art and your little friend you've made. You guys are 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:08.680 birds of a feather. She's what she's like. She's a 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.400 real she's a real kick. She's a rascal. She's like, 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:13.520 you guys are two pieces in a pot. I was like, Mom, 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:15.400 I know she goes, she goes. You made a friend. 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:17.479 I was like, I made a friend. You might know 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:19.800 her from Sweet Life on Deck. I know her as 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:26.360 my Pelle Debbie from Instatiable on Netflix this summer. Debbie, 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:32.520 Oh my god, Debbie. He's a kick. Im she is. 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:35.479 She is like a legit. She is a funny little like. 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:38.159 She's a rascal. I'm a rascal. I have a rascal, 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:40.600 little rascal. We were texting each other last night as 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:42.800 I was like nibbling on my Mexican ambient and she 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:44.520 was like, who gets kicked off? Who gets kicked off? 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:47.720 I was like, Debbie, don't deprive yourself. This is your 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:50.440 first fantasy. Do you want a little context for why 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:53.280 I sent you that messical? I've asked for no spoilers. 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:56.360 I have like outly avoided Twitter on like I'm I'm 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:59.360 taking it very seriously. But I was at I was 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:04.279 seeing a movie be The Wrinkling Time premiere. I was 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:07.320 it was Oprah to my rights, Janell Monate to my left, 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:13.920 and all I could think about, Yeah, yeah, I was ruined. 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:16.039 But see you were texting me from the premier. I 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:19.039 was even here. And then I got home and I 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:22.080 had no audition today and also boxing and also ship 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:25.600 Like what I studied was The Bachelor. It was because 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:28.320 that's your priorities are in order. My boyfriend had a 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:30.920 guy friend in town. They had like boys night while 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:33.680 I was off with my friend and I he was 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:35.919 like messaging me and being like, we're not watching it 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:39.960 until you get home. So I literally had rushed home 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:42.120 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so that I could watch it 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:45.240 with these two guys on girls night. Oh my god. 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:47.239 I was really nice now And I had to explain 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:48.960 to Debbie. Debbie had never seen it before, and I 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.800 was like, before you watch this, you need to know 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:55.080 the only rule of the Bachelor, taught to us by 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:58.640 Ben Higgins, is you cannot say I love you to 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:00.800 anyone because it will burn. You can't say it. That's 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:04.240 the only rule. That motherfucker last night where he's making 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:09.039 the l words rain, he's he's, like somebody tweeted us, 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:12.400 he's the Oprah of I love you like you you 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:14.760 get love. He loves love and he also loves the 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:18.599 word yeah, every just like yeah yeah. The one the 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:21.520 one with he and Lauren b like birds of a 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:25.039 feather talk about she's got in Amsterdam. Oh my god, 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:28.560 the two of them, they're gonna have a life of 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:33.040 silence together. I want to say that, Oh my god, 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:35.320 that family, let's talk because we've even seen you. I 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:39.400 mean that family. How many vanilla, how white were the family? 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:48.520 It was plain heart at yogurt Land. It's like yogurtside. 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:54.000 It really it makes my family look like they have 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:56.680 any kind of like spice to that. It truly makes 0:06:56.680 --> 0:07:00.120 you think, like, wow, this country is in trouble, like 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:03.800 we need we need to remember a little bit more 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:07.680 like oh my god, it was truly Uncle uncle Gary. 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:10.080 He was a great man. He made these ducks. I 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.960 can't I can't, I'll go. And then he made it 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:17.280 all about himself. Katy and Anna or Hair. Everybody's back, 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:21.800 Katie's back, scouts back. I mean, as much as he's 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:25.480 a turn Burglar. Was that not an excellent night of talent? 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:29.040 There's a fucking great season. This is a great season 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:31.680 because you don't see the twist and turns coming. Katie. 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.440 What did you think, Katie? What did you think? I 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:37.480 thought it was very fun. I was yelling at the TV. Yeah, 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.800 we love them. Yeah, you can tell he didn't mean it. 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.880 With Kendall, I don't know. I think he's enough of 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:47.880 a love addict that this monster. It's like I think 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:50.640 when they're fun, I think he just believes it when 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.920 he sees it. I think he likes to give doll 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:55.080 out the gift of love. He did he say I 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:57.360 love you or I'm falling back, I follow you to 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:03.560 so he did all right constraint ye, Oh my god, 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:05.800 He's like, this is the one I'm falling for this one. 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:07.080 I'm falling in love with him, this is the one 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:08.480 I love. Like do you think that he has like 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:13.960 a ranking system? It's a pretty good like, oh my god, 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.440 I'm falling I'm falling in love. Thanks the question what 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:19.600 happened in the room, what happened in the fantasy suite? Right, 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:25.840 although we did learn sixty nine hand job and wifey Okay, 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:28.880 my favorite, my favorite bit of this. Sorry you say 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:33.960 just that after after every Fantasy suits they were saying, um, 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:37.439 we spent all night talking. Yeah, we were up all 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:42.520 night talking, which, by the way, like with Lauren what 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:46.160 how Yeah? Yeah about what? You never talked a full 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:50.839 nine collectively? I already said one word, Like on your dates, 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:52.880 you haven't said one word. And you know, in protective 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:55.200 of Lauren, No, she's awesome. I do feel like an 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:56.880 exciting night for her is like so tonight I thought 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:59.680 maybe we'd have a conversation. I feel like that's like 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:03.760 a she I bet she watches all those Lifetime movies 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:08.079 that it's like fell for a stranger on Craigslist. Daddy 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:11.960 murdered my mom stalked into the parking lot, like you know, 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.960 I mean you were wonderful and that you were in 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.400 Canada for so long filming now ye know it was 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:21.400 like six months. How did it feel the murder four 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.360 women on Lifetime? I mean it was a lot for 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:26.360 me to go there, Yeah from it. What parking lot 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:28.800 was it? Let's stored with it? It was? Yeah, I 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:34.920 was outside outside Nordstrom. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You buy 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:37.320 them a nice little like sprints of like like Mark 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:42.920 Jacob's cologne to right the top of my resume. Resume, Okay, 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:46.440 here we go. Fantasy suites were in Peru. We've got 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:51.920 them fear wind pipes, like we see pink sheep everywhere, 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:54.200 which was cute but weird. I knew Katie like the 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:58.280 pink sheep. Yeah, okay, so then we have so then 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:02.440 we have Kendall, who's got prettier and prettier, and she 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:05.360 was putting on her mess garret. She looked really pretty, 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:09.760 but she's like, I feel pressured to get engaged. She's 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:12.120 like the most logical one that they've been on three dates. 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:16.240 That's pressure, she's right. Um, So then they go dune 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:19.560 bugging so many car dates, like just be like, we 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.439 get it. He's not just a realtor. He race his car. Yeah, 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:30.800 I just theoretically. Apparently apparently, well, i'll read an email 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:32.599 later moment. There's a good email that somebody said it 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:36.000 apparently like he has two listings on his website for 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:39.199 Scott's Dale and it's his parents house and like they 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:43.840 think it's his brother's. Like he's as bad as real estate. 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:48.240 He's won one races in his entire racing career, um, 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:51.040 and he crashed a lot. Imagine I was on the 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:57.000 bath storm and I've sold one condo and I sold. 0:10:57.360 --> 0:11:00.280 I like that moment where he goes the most nervous 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:03.920 ever was my biggest race was the in And then 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:06.080 I was and I was like, were you there or 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:09.480 did you race it? Like I feel like the lingo 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:11.760 was like loose enough for he was like I was 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:14.520 holding his son when my dad was. I was so nervous. 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:17.960 I was so nervous. I feel like before every scene 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:19.880 he just is looking at the producers being like so 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:23.920 after this nap time comes in so tired. He doesn't 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:26.480 even attempt to put on his like his like bronze 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:29.040 or rouge anymore. Like he in the beginning he had 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:32.280 like the Kylie Jenner contour can't happening. And now he's 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:34.800 just like, I'm just a white guy from Arizona. You 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:37.959 never see. I love that. I love that there for 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.160 the food. I love this frame. His head goes through 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:44.240 the frame to get a bite somewhere you didn't see. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:45.679 At the end of Women Tell All, they had him 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:50.679 ontage of him eating like he's like long long after 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.719 some pretty rough moments, like after some off moment, I'm 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:57.040 going to finish the list. You can see yourself. It 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:59.880 was literally like Crystal being like I just never felt loved, 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:01.720 like this is really good. It was. It was like 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:04.400 people were bearing all and you was just like showing 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:07.560 down on like scallops. Okay, So then they go they're 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:11.560 on dune buggies and he says the following She goes, 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:14.959 I love she says, I love adrenaline things. He says 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:20.920 the following quote, dune bugging is like relationships. You know, 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:24.480 there's ups and downs and it's scary, but it's all 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:28.640 so exciting. We have crazy chemistry. I can really see 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:32.080 it with us. I can't. Are you fucking kidding? I 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.520 wish that every time they did one of those metaphors, 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:36.040 which they seems to do a lot, the other person. 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:37.439 I would just love if the other person be like, 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:39.520 I don't get it. I don't think. So we're in 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:42.360 a car, which is like a relationship, just I don't 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:47.840 understand what you're saying. I did like that. They got 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:51.640 stuck on top of a dune that looks like sand. 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:52.960 I felt like I was going to get stand in 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:55.160 my eyes and in my nose. Would you want to 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:57.120 go on the dune buggy day? We were talking about 0:12:57.120 --> 0:13:01.280 the fan attainable aspirational yet it's a a bowl. Would 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:03.120 that be an elon you? Would you would dune bug? 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:05.280 I would do it. I would do it. I would 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:09.640 do most of those taxidermy absolutely not yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:13.880 absolutely not. But pretty much anything other than that. The 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:19.280 lady like, it's just that I like adrenaline things. Oh yeah, 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:24.880 well you know what's right. It's like, yeah, she was 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.199 a good word. She could tell. She was like a surfer. 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:31.800 She had like I enjoyed. They looked cute. They actually 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:34.800 had fun on their day. Yea, than he was. Yeah, 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:37.959 she's cool and pretty and having a good time and 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:40.960 like they were cute together. And she's down and he's down, 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:42.240 and that's what I think is cool. They're just like 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:44.120 all right, well here we go, like we're gonna try this. 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:46.640 It seems like they I thought maybe he would keep 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.240 around only because it's like dan if they were like 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:50.000 so we're cool, if like this ends up not working 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:51.280 out right, and it seems like they would both be 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:54.360 like for sure, yah, yeah, yeah, I liked them and 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.800 he was, and so she goes if already proposed to 0:13:56.800 --> 0:14:00.360 me today, I would probably say, no, I don't want 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:02.880 to take that step if I'm not interested. It's like 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.959 you know what that's that's I know when you got 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:08.600 that sister who's like the psychic, who's like, I don't 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:12.199 see this with you. It's like energy. And they had 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:14.160 it in like their bead shop, like they had the 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:17.840 upstairs beach. The mom had like an anthropology like home 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:22.320 corner set up like anthropology. For all of my readings, 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:27.080 my readings, I couldn't get my profession. Wasn't she an 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:31.520 energy or the sister she certainly was. They don't break 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:33.960 eye contact in that family, Like the girl doesn't break 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:38.080 e like nobody should break it on. Yeah, yeah, it 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:41.160 doesn't tense. Yeah, you've got those blue eyes like it's 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.920 you the baby blues. Whenever someone says something like they 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:46.080 have that weird on eye contacted, don't you feel like 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.000 you can't break eye contact with the person who just 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:49.760 said that, Like right now, when you were saying that, 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:52.040 I was like, I have to stare at all? How 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:54.720 do I how do I like? Things are so good? 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:57.160 My god, guys, maybe that's why she likes Taxi Jerney, 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:01.280 because she can stare like the only thing that can 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:10.720 handle her intense when she like Anna, Anna's dye, Anna 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:17.760 loved it. You killed her with Anna, she said. He goes, 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:21.800 she says, I want to make sure I loved this, 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:25.040 and I know this feeling. I want to make sure 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.640 Ari isn't dating me because I'm quirky like that I'm 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:31.040 just a novelty was actually sort of groundbreaking, and she goes, 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:34.040 I know I've been I know, like I know, I've 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:37.120 been sort of all these quirky things. I clicked a 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:39.960 taxi dermy. I play you clearly, and it's been a 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:42.880 problem in my past where I'm a novelty for somebody 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.800 on the surface. I get that because I feel like 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:48.240 I would be like, oh, I'm fun at first, but 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:51.400 then like guys are like, no, I want a normal woman. Yeah, 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:54.120 easy to like her to love. Yeah, but you know 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:56.280 what I'll say. You know what I'll say is that 0:15:56.960 --> 0:16:00.760 everyone who talked about people being quirky, said Corey, They 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:03.200 did say Corny already said I don't know she's kind 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:05.280 of quirky, and she's she's like, she's like, I just 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:09.160 hope he doesn't like me because I'm corky. Squorky the 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:15.240 whole episode, I was gnawing on my knuckles. Quirky. That's crazy. Yeah, 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:19.360 it's true. And we made you out of Mike, grab him, 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:22.640 my girl. Come through pull out up to the pull 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:26.960 out off, careful, careful. Um so then there so then 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:29.240 they are like chowing down on food that he was 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:32.720 afraid of eating. What were they eating? What was that? Oh? Yeah, 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:37.440 thats like some kind of fish. Yeah, we know they 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:40.280 it was when he was with they were like eating something. Yeah, 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.240 it almost looked like a dumpling, but it was seafood. 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:45.880 Yeah it was a dumpling, but it's not made of 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:51.280 dough animals. Um And I look at Anna has like 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:54.040 sex hair right now. Thanks, I'm having a good time. 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:56.560 You like car like carky and like the eye like 0:16:57.160 --> 0:17:02.080 they did say quirky. I did you say quirky or quirky? 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:05.480 This sounded like you said quirky. I mean it's evolving 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:07.359 at this one. I don't even know what they were saying. 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:09.520 I was losing it last night. I was having a 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:12.000 good time. Are you obsessed? Because in the beginning you're like, 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:14.240 I'll watch the show for you for like two episodes. 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:17.240 I'll come to your podcast. You love it. I'm in deep, dude, Yeah, 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:21.720 you ruined me. We have You're going to try to 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:24.040 come to the finale here and you're gonna you're trying 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:27.399 to bring us, tell us what's happening. You got texts? 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:30.679 You got texts, not direct texts. I'm still on second 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:32.840 hand friendship. So he was a friend of a friend 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:34.840 his friends Rebecca m Yeah, this guy that I was 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:37.280 in a band with, who super super lovely. And he 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:40.320 was like, what are you doing? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:43.240 And I was like, you don't understand my friend who 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:46.400 has ruined me? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:50.440 Are very very strong champions. Becca and and after a 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:56.040 women tell all loved her Double Town. I hold yeah, um, 0:17:56.440 --> 0:18:00.399 like you guys would be friends guaranteed, I got her. 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:02.359 I would hate her in the same ways I hate myself. Sure, 0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:04.960 I hate myself. You know, I hate myself. I know 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:06.920 people are like I hate when people go, you should 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:09.080 be in my friend, Molly, She's just like you and 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:14.359 not what I want. Fucking Molly, I just know already 0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:19.000 strike against definitely. It's it's like anytime someone says to 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:21.600 me like, well they are the evil Twins, Yeah, yeah, 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:25.199 I hate. I hate. I'm actually like they say that, 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:28.520 like you're gonna love them, and I'm already jealous, threatens 0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:31.200 like fucking oh you love this, Moll's fun, It's gonna 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:35.400 high voice. You gotta like Molly. I fucking hate mom. 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:36.720 And then it's a group text at the end of 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:39.240 the night. Do you think I'm anything like Mama? And 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:42.200 I'm always like, um, I'm on this, I read this, 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:46.000 I read your ship. Then you're throwing I do think 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:49.040 that you and Becca and I feel that I want 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:51.200 to be your friends. I think you can make that happen. 0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:54.120 I didn't get a text today which was like, what 0:18:54.160 --> 0:18:56.640 are you doing tonight or tomorrow? And of course I'm 0:18:56.640 --> 0:18:59.439 not available both times because he was like, oh, definitely, 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:02.360 well I just hang out whatever, And I got so 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:05.119 excited that like I played zero cool, like I was like, 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:08.240 I just want to be hang out and like what 0:19:08.240 --> 0:19:10.600 would you wear? What would you wear? You know what 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:16.800 I would wear from men's wear? What you were when 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:21.159 you came out of the show for men's wear. I 0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:25.320 would wear my mullet skirt over my mullet's car i'd have. 0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:27.520 I'd put my hair in a poor man's Brichard bardo, 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:30.080 as I do every day. I would funk with my banks, 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:33.280 touch as they'd be crunchy. I have some kind of 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:35.480 a weird my giant titties and be hanging out and 0:19:35.480 --> 0:19:37.919 some kind of a weird halter. I'd come at her. 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:39.760 I'd want her to think I'm fun like her, and 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:43.199 I'd have to godcatchers like the fig the feather, and 0:19:43.280 --> 0:19:46.440 I'm so two real dream catchers like should I watch 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:49.320 that I bought? Like real dreamcatchers like that should go 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:51.879 in your car? Or whatever I have for my hearing 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:55.800 chin to look like her from fucking women tell all. 0:19:55.840 --> 0:19:58.720 So I'd walk up with you like dinner plays. Any 0:19:58.840 --> 0:20:04.119 kind of breeze your ears to kill you. Actually, they 0:20:04.119 --> 0:20:07.399 have to support themselves on your shoulders like a humming Birden, 0:20:07.720 --> 0:20:11.439 there's like a bird. I've actually killed an animal, and 0:20:11.480 --> 0:20:15.680 I'm like, tell me, tell you dream spec and tell 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:18.840 me your dreams. I've been to a pot farm, and 0:20:18.880 --> 0:20:21.000 by that I mean I know I haven't smoked pot 0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:22.760 since the late nineties. When I thought I was going 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:26.200 to go to Middle Earth because I'm so bad at 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:28.199 it and I'm not cool. I'm so bad at I 0:20:28.240 --> 0:20:33.280 guess so high, so wht so high? For days? Are 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:36.840 you good at pot? Every pot? Everyone I know like 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:40.600 panics when they smoke. Do you I've never touched a 0:20:40.640 --> 0:20:43.719 drug garden. You never smoke pot? Okay, there we go. 0:20:43.880 --> 0:20:49.119 I'm terrible at it. I I I'm really you love it? 0:20:48.280 --> 0:20:52.040 You were good at it in San Francisco. You were like, 0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:54.400 I should bring pot. I didn't bring pot. I was like, 0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:58.040 we travel with Anna, here's your and then you smoke 0:20:58.080 --> 0:21:00.520 pot and we had so much fun. I'm fun. We 0:21:00.520 --> 0:21:04.000 had the most fun karaoke night. Are you guys coming 0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:06.360 to Austin with us or what? I'm working it out? Yeah? 0:21:06.400 --> 0:21:09.200 Got okay? Okay, so we we went. We to karaoke 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:12.560 in San Francisco and it was so funny. We basically 0:21:12.600 --> 0:21:16.280 brought together two karaoke parties. Signature song, I have a 0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:20.040 new one, I do, I do Jesse's girl. He's got 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:22.800 a great voice. Oh that's nice. I switched it up. 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:24.560 I have a new song that blows my voice out 0:21:24.600 --> 0:21:28.240 for three weeks, but it's I do Kelly Clarkson, since 0:21:28.240 --> 0:21:33.440 you being not well, but I go for it. I 0:21:33.520 --> 0:21:39.760 will get a vocal note wul just like that the 0:21:39.960 --> 0:21:45.960 fast anyway, It's exactly, it's exactly. It's just like we're 0:21:45.960 --> 0:21:49.120 at the finale of American Idol years ago. Okay, so 0:21:49.160 --> 0:21:51.959 then we have so then we got so then she's nervous. 0:21:51.960 --> 0:21:53.480 She's like, I'm not sure I want to go into 0:21:53.480 --> 0:21:55.840 the bone zone with you tonight. But she goes, she 0:21:56.080 --> 0:21:58.440 this is the biggest mistake of her life. She goes, 0:21:59.320 --> 0:22:02.560 I feel like I'm Sally. I can trust you. It's like, girl, 0:22:02.640 --> 0:22:07.240 after all your hardcore eyelock, know yourself better. No alert 0:22:07.280 --> 0:22:10.840 red flag they strange stranger danger. She goes, she goes, 0:22:10.880 --> 0:22:13.720 I am I am falling in love with you because 0:22:13.760 --> 0:22:17.040 I'm falling for you too, And then she and she goes, 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:20.440