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Speaker 1: excited at that that it was Wednesday. I full thought
Speaker 1: it was too like just the second said that day
Speaker 1: some Rose. How long watching? How long have you been watching?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. You
Speaker 1: guys welcome to Will you accept this Rose? My name
Speaker 1: is Arta Marine. I cannot believe it. We are at
Speaker 1: Fantasy Suites America. I don't know. I am so harny
Speaker 1: watching that peer one manager bone his away and say
Speaker 1: I love you to every woman in Peru. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: To my right is a man who is the two
Speaker 1: thousand seventeen, two thousand eighteen, Will you accept this Rose?
Speaker 1: That's sort of the year. You also know him as
Speaker 1: God on Supernatural Robert BENEDICTI, Rob, you look so handsome today,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you look so handsome. Yeah, I really
Speaker 1: like It's the T shirt. It's a T shirt in
Speaker 1: your shirt cheek. Your beard is trimmed well to thank
Speaker 1: you very much, and I and the gray that I
Speaker 1: put in it. You're great, just like you thought you
Speaker 1: bought the Ari gray beard. It's so Harry. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: to my left is a gentleman who I have fallen.
Speaker 1: I consider you my kind of like my fiance. I'll
Speaker 1: say it again. You're the only person I ever talked to.
Speaker 1: Aren't the only person who calls me? Okay, yesterday, so
Speaker 1: Brian was here. Yeah, this is Brian Staffing. Ryan did
Speaker 1: the podcast yesterday talking about Bachelor Winter Sports and the
Speaker 1: Women Tell All and he met Jasmine and Alexis, so
Speaker 1: I had to call you and break it down. Um. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: Jasmine sent me a photo of herself from a sweat latch,
Speaker 1: which was so exciting, being like thinking of you. I
Speaker 1: think you have Chris, Chris Harrison and his gold mules.
Speaker 1: We asked Alexis how tall Chris Harrison is and she
Speaker 1: said four eleven. And then Chris Harrison always seems like
Speaker 1: he's double parked outside outside and he's like hey, so yes, okay,
Speaker 1: and across from me, I'm gonna say this. We have
Speaker 1: super fans of our podcast and and they're protective of
Speaker 1: our podcast. I'm going to say you blasted through. People
Speaker 1: were obsessed. They you are a fan favorite. People went
Speaker 1: crazy for you, your purity, the fact that you've never
Speaker 1: watched The Bachelor before, like it's gotta be that's ought
Speaker 1: to be it. And my mother called me and she goes,
Speaker 1: Art and your little friend you've made. You guys are
Speaker 1: birds of a feather. She's what she's like. She's a
Speaker 1: real she's a real kick. She's a rascal. She's like,
Speaker 1: you guys are two pieces in a pot. I was like, Mom,
Speaker 1: I know she goes, she goes. You made a friend.
Speaker 1: I was like, I made a friend. You might know
Speaker 1: her from Sweet Life on Deck. I know her as
Speaker 1: my Pelle Debbie from Instatiable on Netflix this summer. Debbie,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Debbie. He's a kick. Im she is.
Speaker 1: She is like a legit. She is a funny little like.
Speaker 1: She's a rascal. I'm a rascal. I have a rascal,
Speaker 1: little rascal. We were texting each other last night as
Speaker 1: I was like nibbling on my Mexican ambient and she
Speaker 1: was like, who gets kicked off? Who gets kicked off?
Speaker 1: I was like, Debbie, don't deprive yourself. This is your
Speaker 1: first fantasy. Do you want a little context for why
Speaker 1: I sent you that messical? I've asked for no spoilers.
Speaker 1: I have like outly avoided Twitter on like I'm I'm
Speaker 1: taking it very seriously. But I was at I was
Speaker 1: seeing a movie be The Wrinkling Time premiere. I was
Speaker 1: it was Oprah to my rights, Janell Monate to my left,
Speaker 1: and all I could think about, Yeah, yeah, I was ruined.
Speaker 1: But see you were texting me from the premier. I
Speaker 1: was even here. And then I got home and I
Speaker 1: had no audition today and also boxing and also ship
Speaker 1: Like what I studied was The Bachelor. It was because
Speaker 1: that's your priorities are in order. My boyfriend had a
Speaker 1: guy friend in town. They had like boys night while
Speaker 1: I was off with my friend and I he was
Speaker 1: like messaging me and being like, we're not watching it
Speaker 1: until you get home. So I literally had rushed home
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so that I could watch it
Speaker 1: with these two guys on girls night. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I was really nice now And I had to explain
Speaker 1: to Debbie. Debbie had never seen it before, and I
Speaker 1: was like, before you watch this, you need to know
Speaker 1: the only rule of the Bachelor, taught to us by
Speaker 1: Ben Higgins, is you cannot say I love you to
Speaker 1: anyone because it will burn. You can't say it. That's
Speaker 1: the only rule. That motherfucker last night where he's making
Speaker 1: the l words rain, he's he's, like somebody tweeted us,
Speaker 1: he's the Oprah of I love you like you you
Speaker 1: get love. He loves love and he also loves the
Speaker 1: word yeah, every just like yeah yeah. The one the
Speaker 1: one with he and Lauren b like birds of a
Speaker 1: feather talk about she's got in Amsterdam. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the two of them, they're gonna have a life of
Speaker 1: silence together. I want to say that, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that family, let's talk because we've even seen you. I
Speaker 1: mean that family. How many vanilla, how white were the family?
Speaker 1: It was plain heart at yogurt Land. It's like yogurtside.
Speaker 1: It really it makes my family look like they have
Speaker 1: any kind of like spice to that. It truly makes
Speaker 1: you think, like, wow, this country is in trouble, like
Speaker 1: we need we need to remember a little bit more
Speaker 1: like oh my god, it was truly Uncle uncle Gary.
Speaker 1: He was a great man. He made these ducks. I
Speaker 1: can't I can't, I'll go. And then he made it
Speaker 1: all about himself. Katy and Anna or Hair. Everybody's back,
Speaker 1: Katie's back, scouts back. I mean, as much as he's
Speaker 1: a turn Burglar. Was that not an excellent night of talent?
Speaker 1: There's a fucking great season. This is a great season
Speaker 1: because you don't see the twist and turns coming. Katie.
Speaker 1: What did you think, Katie? What did you think? I
Speaker 1: thought it was very fun. I was yelling at the TV. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we love them. Yeah, you can tell he didn't mean it.
Speaker 1: With Kendall, I don't know. I think he's enough of
Speaker 1: a love addict that this monster. It's like I think
Speaker 1: when they're fun, I think he just believes it when
Speaker 1: he sees it. I think he likes to give doll
Speaker 1: out the gift of love. He did he say I
Speaker 1: love you or I'm falling back, I follow you to
Speaker 1: so he did all right constraint ye, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: He's like, this is the one I'm falling for this one.
Speaker 1: I'm falling in love with him, this is the one
Speaker 1: I love. Like do you think that he has like
Speaker 1: a ranking system? It's a pretty good like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm falling I'm falling in love. Thanks the question what
Speaker 1: happened in the room, what happened in the fantasy suite? Right,
Speaker 1: although we did learn sixty nine hand job and wifey Okay,
Speaker 1: my favorite, my favorite bit of this. Sorry you say
Speaker 1: just that after after every Fantasy suits they were saying, um,
Speaker 1: we spent all night talking. Yeah, we were up all
Speaker 1: night talking, which, by the way, like with Lauren what
Speaker 1: how Yeah? Yeah about what? You never talked a full
Speaker 1: nine collectively? I already said one word, Like on your dates,
Speaker 1: you haven't said one word. And you know, in protective
Speaker 1: of Lauren, No, she's awesome. I do feel like an
Speaker 1: exciting night for her is like so tonight I thought
Speaker 1: maybe we'd have a conversation. I feel like that's like
Speaker 1: a she I bet she watches all those Lifetime movies
Speaker 1: that it's like fell for a stranger on Craigslist. Daddy
Speaker 1: murdered my mom stalked into the parking lot, like you know,
Speaker 1: I mean you were wonderful and that you were in
Speaker 1: Canada for so long filming now ye know it was
Speaker 1: like six months. How did it feel the murder four
Speaker 1: women on Lifetime? I mean it was a lot for
Speaker 1: me to go there, Yeah from it. What parking lot
Speaker 1: was it? Let's stored with it? It was? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was outside outside Nordstrom. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You buy
Speaker 1: them a nice little like sprints of like like Mark
Speaker 1: Jacob's cologne to right the top of my resume. Resume, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Fantasy suites were in Peru. We've got
Speaker 1: them fear wind pipes, like we see pink sheep everywhere,
Speaker 1: which was cute but weird. I knew Katie like the
Speaker 1: pink sheep. Yeah, okay, so then we have so then
Speaker 1: we have Kendall, who's got prettier and prettier, and she
Speaker 1: was putting on her mess garret. She looked really pretty,
Speaker 1: but she's like, I feel pressured to get engaged. She's
Speaker 1: like the most logical one that they've been on three dates.
Speaker 1: That's pressure, she's right. Um, So then they go dune
Speaker 1: bugging so many car dates, like just be like, we
Speaker 1: get it. He's not just a realtor. He race his car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just theoretically. Apparently apparently, well, i'll read an email
Speaker 1: later moment. There's a good email that somebody said it
Speaker 1: apparently like he has two listings on his website for
Speaker 1: Scott's Dale and it's his parents house and like they
Speaker 1: think it's his brother's. Like he's as bad as real estate.
Speaker 1: He's won one races in his entire racing career, um,
Speaker 1: and he crashed a lot. Imagine I was on the
Speaker 1: bath storm and I've sold one condo and I sold.
Speaker 1: I like that moment where he goes the most nervous
Speaker 1: ever was my biggest race was the in And then
Speaker 1: I was and I was like, were you there or
Speaker 1: did you race it? Like I feel like the lingo
Speaker 1: was like loose enough for he was like I was
Speaker 1: holding his son when my dad was. I was so nervous.
Speaker 1: I was so nervous. I feel like before every scene
Speaker 1: he just is looking at the producers being like so
Speaker 1: after this nap time comes in so tired. He doesn't
Speaker 1: even attempt to put on his like his like bronze
Speaker 1: or rouge anymore. Like he in the beginning he had
Speaker 1: like the Kylie Jenner contour can't happening. And now he's
Speaker 1: just like, I'm just a white guy from Arizona. You
Speaker 1: never see. I love that. I love that there for
Speaker 1: the food. I love this frame. His head goes through
Speaker 1: the frame to get a bite somewhere you didn't see.
Speaker 1: At the end of Women Tell All, they had him
Speaker 1: ontage of him eating like he's like long long after
Speaker 1: some pretty rough moments, like after some off moment, I'm
Speaker 1: going to finish the list. You can see yourself. It
Speaker 1: was literally like Crystal being like I just never felt loved,
Speaker 1: like this is really good. It was. It was like
Speaker 1: people were bearing all and you was just like showing
Speaker 1: down on like scallops. Okay, So then they go they're
Speaker 1: on dune buggies and he says the following She goes,
Speaker 1: I love she says, I love adrenaline things. He says
Speaker 1: the following quote, dune bugging is like relationships. You know,
Speaker 1: there's ups and downs and it's scary, but it's all
Speaker 1: so exciting. We have crazy chemistry. I can really see
Speaker 1: it with us. I can't. Are you fucking kidding? I
Speaker 1: wish that every time they did one of those metaphors,
Speaker 1: which they seems to do a lot, the other person.
Speaker 1: I would just love if the other person be like,
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't think. So we're in
Speaker 1: a car, which is like a relationship, just I don't
Speaker 1: understand what you're saying. I did like that. They got
Speaker 1: stuck on top of a dune that looks like sand.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was going to get stand in
Speaker 1: my eyes and in my nose. Would you want to
Speaker 1: go on the dune buggy day? We were talking about
Speaker 1: the fan attainable aspirational yet it's a a bowl. Would
Speaker 1: that be an elon you? Would you would dune bug?
Speaker 1: I would do it. I would do it. I would
Speaker 1: do most of those taxidermy absolutely not yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. But pretty much anything other than that. The
Speaker 1: lady like, it's just that I like adrenaline things. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: well you know what's right. It's like, yeah, she was
Speaker 1: a good word. She could tell. She was like a surfer.
Speaker 1: She had like I enjoyed. They looked cute. They actually
Speaker 1: had fun on their day. Yea, than he was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's cool and pretty and having a good time and
Speaker 1: like they were cute together. And she's down and he's down,
Speaker 1: and that's what I think is cool. They're just like
Speaker 1: all right, well here we go, like we're gonna try this.
Speaker 1: It seems like they I thought maybe he would keep
Speaker 1: around only because it's like dan if they were like
Speaker 1: so we're cool, if like this ends up not working
Speaker 1: out right, and it seems like they would both be
Speaker 1: like for sure, yah, yeah, yeah, I liked them and
Speaker 1: he was, and so she goes if already proposed to
Speaker 1: me today, I would probably say, no, I don't want
Speaker 1: to take that step if I'm not interested. It's like
Speaker 1: you know what that's that's I know when you got
Speaker 1: that sister who's like the psychic, who's like, I don't
Speaker 1: see this with you. It's like energy. And they had
Speaker 1: it in like their bead shop, like they had the
Speaker 1: upstairs beach. The mom had like an anthropology like home
Speaker 1: corner set up like anthropology. For all of my readings,
Speaker 1: my readings, I couldn't get my profession. Wasn't she an
Speaker 1: energy or the sister she certainly was. They don't break
Speaker 1: eye contact in that family, Like the girl doesn't break
Speaker 1: e like nobody should break it on. Yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: doesn't tense. Yeah, you've got those blue eyes like it's
Speaker 1: you the baby blues. Whenever someone says something like they
Speaker 1: have that weird on eye contacted, don't you feel like
Speaker 1: you can't break eye contact with the person who just
Speaker 1: said that, Like right now, when you were saying that,
Speaker 1: I was like, I have to stare at all? How
Speaker 1: do I how do I like? Things are so good?
Speaker 1: My god, guys, maybe that's why she likes Taxi Jerney,
Speaker 1: because she can stare like the only thing that can
Speaker 1: handle her intense when she like Anna, Anna's dye, Anna
Speaker 1: loved it. You killed her with Anna, she said. He goes,
Speaker 1: she says, I want to make sure I loved this,
Speaker 1: and I know this feeling. I want to make sure
Speaker 1: Ari isn't dating me because I'm quirky like that I'm
Speaker 1: just a novelty was actually sort of groundbreaking, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I know I've been I know, like I know, I've
Speaker 1: been sort of all these quirky things. I clicked a
Speaker 1: taxi dermy. I play you clearly, and it's been a
Speaker 1: problem in my past where I'm a novelty for somebody
Speaker 1: on the surface. I get that because I feel like
Speaker 1: I would be like, oh, I'm fun at first, but
Speaker 1: then like guys are like, no, I want a normal woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: easy to like her to love. Yeah, but you know
Speaker 1: what I'll say. You know what I'll say is that
Speaker 1: everyone who talked about people being quirky, said Corey, They
Speaker 1: did say Corny already said I don't know she's kind
Speaker 1: of quirky, and she's she's like, she's like, I just
Speaker 1: hope he doesn't like me because I'm corky. Squorky the
Speaker 1: whole episode, I was gnawing on my knuckles. Quirky. That's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's true. And we made you out of Mike, grab him,
Speaker 1: my girl. Come through pull out up to the pull
Speaker 1: out off, careful, careful. Um so then there so then
Speaker 1: they are like chowing down on food that he was
Speaker 1: afraid of eating. What were they eating? What was that? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: thats like some kind of fish. Yeah, we know they
Speaker 1: it was when he was with they were like eating something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it almost looked like a dumpling, but it was seafood.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was a dumpling, but it's not made of
Speaker 1: dough animals. Um And I look at Anna has like
Speaker 1: sex hair right now. Thanks, I'm having a good time.
Speaker 1: You like car like carky and like the eye like
Speaker 1: they did say quirky. I did you say quirky or quirky?
Speaker 1: This sounded like you said quirky. I mean it's evolving
Speaker 1: at this one. I don't even know what they were saying.
Speaker 1: I was losing it last night. I was having a
Speaker 1: good time. Are you obsessed? Because in the beginning you're like,
Speaker 1: I'll watch the show for you for like two episodes.
Speaker 1: I'll come to your podcast. You love it. I'm in deep, dude, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you ruined me. We have You're going to try to
Speaker 1: come to the finale here and you're gonna you're trying
Speaker 1: to bring us, tell us what's happening. You got texts?
Speaker 1: You got texts, not direct texts. I'm still on second
Speaker 1: hand friendship. So he was a friend of a friend
Speaker 1: his friends Rebecca m Yeah, this guy that I was
Speaker 1: in a band with, who super super lovely. And he
Speaker 1: was like, what are you doing? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like, you don't understand my friend who
Speaker 1: has ruined me? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Are very very strong champions. Becca and and after a
Speaker 1: women tell all loved her Double Town. I hold yeah, um,
Speaker 1: like you guys would be friends guaranteed, I got her.
Speaker 1: I would hate her in the same ways I hate myself. Sure,
Speaker 1: I hate myself. You know, I hate myself. I know
Speaker 1: people are like I hate when people go, you should
Speaker 1: be in my friend, Molly, She's just like you and
Speaker 1: not what I want. Fucking Molly, I just know already
Speaker 1: strike against definitely. It's it's like anytime someone says to
Speaker 1: me like, well they are the evil Twins, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I hate. I hate. I'm actually like they say that,
Speaker 1: like you're gonna love them, and I'm already jealous, threatens
Speaker 1: like fucking oh you love this, Moll's fun, It's gonna
Speaker 1: high voice. You gotta like Molly. I fucking hate mom.
Speaker 1: And then it's a group text at the end of
Speaker 1: the night. Do you think I'm anything like Mama? And
Speaker 1: I'm always like, um, I'm on this, I read this,
Speaker 1: I read your ship. Then you're throwing I do think
Speaker 1: that you and Becca and I feel that I want
Speaker 1: to be your friends. I think you can make that happen.
Speaker 1: I didn't get a text today which was like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing tonight or tomorrow? And of course I'm
Speaker 1: not available both times because he was like, oh, definitely,
Speaker 1: well I just hang out whatever, And I got so
Speaker 1: excited that like I played zero cool, like I was like,
Speaker 1: I just want to be hang out and like what
Speaker 1: would you wear? What would you wear? You know what
Speaker 1: I would wear from men's wear? What you were when
Speaker 1: you came out of the show for men's wear. I
Speaker 1: would wear my mullet skirt over my mullet's car i'd have.
Speaker 1: I'd put my hair in a poor man's Brichard bardo,
Speaker 1: as I do every day. I would funk with my banks,
Speaker 1: touch as they'd be crunchy. I have some kind of
Speaker 1: a weird my giant titties and be hanging out and
Speaker 1: some kind of a weird halter. I'd come at her.
Speaker 1: I'd want her to think I'm fun like her, and
Speaker 1: I'd have to godcatchers like the fig the feather, and
Speaker 1: I'm so two real dream catchers like should I watch
Speaker 1: that I bought? Like real dreamcatchers like that should go
Speaker 1: in your car? Or whatever I have for my hearing
Speaker 1: chin to look like her from fucking women tell all.
Speaker 1: So I'd walk up with you like dinner plays. Any
Speaker 1: kind of breeze your ears to kill you. Actually, they
Speaker 1: have to support themselves on your shoulders like a humming Birden,
Speaker 1: there's like a bird. I've actually killed an animal, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, tell me, tell you dream spec and tell
Speaker 1: me your dreams. I've been to a pot farm, and
Speaker 1: by that I mean I know I haven't smoked pot
Speaker 1: since the late nineties. When I thought I was going
Speaker 1: to go to Middle Earth because I'm so bad at
Speaker 1: it and I'm not cool. I'm so bad at I
Speaker 1: guess so high, so wht so high? For days? Are
Speaker 1: you good at pot? Every pot? Everyone I know like
Speaker 1: panics when they smoke. Do you I've never touched a
Speaker 1: drug garden. You never smoke pot? Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: I'm terrible at it. I I I'm really you love it?
Speaker 1: You were good at it in San Francisco. You were like,
Speaker 1: I should bring pot. I didn't bring pot. I was like,
Speaker 1: we travel with Anna, here's your and then you smoke
Speaker 1: pot and we had so much fun. I'm fun. We
Speaker 1: had the most fun karaoke night. Are you guys coming
Speaker 1: to Austin with us or what? I'm working it out? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Got okay? Okay, so we we went. We to karaoke
Speaker 1: in San Francisco and it was so funny. We basically
Speaker 1: brought together two karaoke parties. Signature song, I have a
Speaker 1: new one, I do, I do Jesse's girl. He's got
Speaker 1: a great voice. Oh that's nice. I switched it up.
Speaker 1: I have a new song that blows my voice out
Speaker 1: for three weeks, but it's I do Kelly Clarkson, since
Speaker 1: you being not well, but I go for it. I
Speaker 1: will get a vocal note wul just like that the
Speaker 1: fast anyway, It's exactly, it's exactly. It's just like we're
Speaker 1: at the finale of American Idol years ago. Okay, so
Speaker 1: then we have so then we got so then she's nervous.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not sure I want to go into
Speaker 1: the bone zone with you tonight. But she goes, she
Speaker 1: this is the biggest mistake of her life. She goes,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm Sally. I can trust you. It's like, girl,
Speaker 1: after all your hardcore eyelock, know yourself better. No alert
Speaker 1: red flag they strange stranger danger. She goes, she goes,
Speaker 1: I am I am falling in love with you because
Speaker 1: I'm falling for you too, And then she and she goes,
Speaker 1: that wasn't so hard. And then they start kissing, and
Speaker 1: that little sneaky snake, this disgusting perv cools his card
Speaker 1: out from under hiding it under his like like place,
Speaker 1: Matt like the dirty Dog. I did appreciate that the
Speaker 1: Skeleton King was back in. Chris Harrison has just given
Speaker 1: up life. He doesn't even sign up with his full
Speaker 1: name anymore. Seeing it's horrifying that he signs that at all.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was Carolina Herrera. She was like, I dressed
Speaker 1: Laura Bush and eat. I will not rest until you bone.
Speaker 1: That's not his hand, right, No, imagine if it was,
Speaker 1: that would be such an interesting thing about him, if
Speaker 1: he was, like, I write like a head cheer. Such
Speaker 1: a fascinating thing that we got cast. He dots his
Speaker 1: like Harrison with a heart bubble over the eyes for
Speaker 1: legally to write all the notes in that guys, I
Speaker 1: love writing the letter. It's like I thought you said,
Speaker 1: legally blind, not legally blush. She's also legally blind. That's
Speaker 1: a big little lion um. I loved. I know we
Speaker 1: talked about it before, but I love the skeleton key.
Speaker 1: I love. No hotel needs that, like the tents like that.
Speaker 1: Tents needs that kind of a gigactly like I'm not
Speaker 1: going to get into this year unless I have this
Speaker 1: skeleton gig from sixt so. But then when they start kissing,
Speaker 1: he wanted a boner because she went she's in. She
Speaker 1: grabs your bow at the back of the hair and
Speaker 1: pulls you like she's gonna stuff you in the morning.
Speaker 1: Where her like a mount you over her fireparts. You know,
Speaker 1: she grabs a head full. It's like a buy like
Speaker 1: you're a squirrel. Has admitted she would eat a human. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said I will eat a human. That was in
Speaker 1: her wish book her. We're feeling pretty confident that he
Speaker 1: went to the Bones Zone with her that night. Of course,
Speaker 1: how could you not When you open the door of
Speaker 1: the fantasy Suite and it's a bench and a chair
Speaker 1: from Staples. That was like, I was in shocked that
Speaker 1: that's what they look like. It was better than the
Speaker 1: one last year that Rachel went to that was like
Speaker 1: an Airbnb in Spain. It was like it was like
Speaker 1: they were like urban outfit or somebody had like hung
Speaker 1: a tap like this tap is straight, and then they
Speaker 1: always have to be like, wow, this must have cost
Speaker 1: eighty dollars. Looking for a place to put the skeleton,
Speaker 1: you didn't really phoned it in now because it used
Speaker 1: to be like back in the day, there was like
Speaker 1: like rose pedals to the bedroom where it would all go.
Speaker 1: Ben Hagan's got like every little like full castle at Sandals, Jamaica,
Speaker 1: but this one, this one had Lauren b out of
Speaker 1: like a full pool just a thought of them, like
Speaker 1: just a thought of them getting at it, like dolphins
Speaker 1: in the pool, like dolphins. I just picture them like
Speaker 1: it would have been like oh and then and then wows,
Speaker 1: yeah that's it, Lily, I love that. Wow, I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah Wow. So then they go and they get, they get,
Speaker 1: They wake up in the morning and he goes, how
Speaker 1: are you feeling after last night? Emotionally not physically, But
Speaker 1: then I wrote down I love them, not knowing what
Speaker 1: was coming next. After that, I was like, she's definitely
Speaker 1: making like she's unlove them. And then Ari goes to
Speaker 1: her face and then I write, what the fuck? Because
Speaker 1: this is breaking the rule, Debbie, I am definitely falling
Speaker 1: in love with you two. He said that, Katie, he
Speaker 1: said that to the first one. What did you think?
Speaker 1: You know? That's the rule? You What did your mom
Speaker 1: think last night? Oh? She texted me and she goes,
Speaker 1: he's not supposed to love any of that, that's right, mama,
Speaker 1: Mama Lavine knows, well he's dumb. So my mom's a Barcelona.
Speaker 1: She's devastated that she's missing this. Jannat is like she's
Speaker 1: saving it. I'm not telling her what's happening. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: tell you. I wouldn't tell you. Confersation my mom took.
Speaker 1: She went to she went to Morocco and Barcelona. She's
Speaker 1: like living the dream. She's she's Jennemine little Compton real estate.
Speaker 1: For all your summer rental needs. Buy a house, don't
Speaker 1: rent from her, give her the fucking money. Okay, So
Speaker 1: then we have so then we have, then we get
Speaker 1: to oh God, dear Lord, the the personality phantasma that
Speaker 1: is Lauren being. Any final thoughts before we go on
Speaker 1: from Kendall, Any final thoughts in Kendall. It's what you
Speaker 1: said at the beginning. I actually think she's more and
Speaker 1: more interesting as the show went on, and I hope
Speaker 1: she's bachelorette. Yeah, I could see it happening. Enma, would
Speaker 1: they put her on a person who agreed that she
Speaker 1: would eat a human? Maybe not. I don't think that
Speaker 1: that's that weird. I mean I don't either, but America,
Speaker 1: my taxidermind. It came out of my mouth. I was like,
Speaker 1: I they picked such vanilla people. Although Caitlin was exciting, corky,
Speaker 1: cork she was, she was corky, she was quirky. I
Speaker 1: hope that they picked this quirky because I fear I
Speaker 1: think it'll be Tia. Don't they fear I like Ta.
Speaker 1: I like Tia too. I like Tia too. You're right,
Speaker 1: thank you. I don't want to tell you how you feel.
Speaker 1: But I did love Tia. I didn't like that she
Speaker 1: threw shaded our best friend Beck. I know, I know
Speaker 1: she when she was feeling it, she was really in
Speaker 1: love and she was throwing down for her. Man. That's
Speaker 1: a dumb question, is there anyway? It's Becca. No, they
Speaker 1: already invited her to Paradise, and that means I think
Speaker 1: she's too young and she doesn't want. Yeah, she doesn't want.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want that. I don't think she wants to.
Speaker 1: Mary would ever, my one knew and also, to be fair,
Speaker 1: Kendall knew that she wasn't ready. She was like very
Speaker 1: intentional about like communicating it. And then he was like
Speaker 1: you gotta be ready, gotta be ready. I'm not sure,
Speaker 1: but like, you gotta be ready. And then she was like,
Speaker 1: m I don't know. I mean I guess I could
Speaker 1: maybe make myself ready, and he was like all right, great,
Speaker 1: never mind, Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it. He's a psycho
Speaker 1: that just wants to get the I love you like
Speaker 1: I just wanted to know that you will, and I'm
Speaker 1: collecting him. Yeah, it's just crazy truffling around for love. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god. The trouble hunter, the truffle what was
Speaker 1: his name? He was great, the truffle guy. That's a
Speaker 1: real thing. What do you mean on the day we
Speaker 1: had they look namely that he was exciting. I liked
Speaker 1: that truffle hunter. Okay, so don't we have So then
Speaker 1: we have Lauren b and she go os. I literally
Speaker 1: feel like I am at my worst right now. It's
Speaker 1: like it seems like you're there's no difference between your
Speaker 1: worst and there's no difference. And he's like you're you're
Speaker 1: totally in your head right now, Like how do you even?
Speaker 1: So then they go up in a plane and then
Speaker 1: he's like dead her thing she is? They went up
Speaker 1: in the plane. I'm gonna tell you this is he
Speaker 1: should have just like cut like get put her, given
Speaker 1: her a little parachute and like pushed out of what
Speaker 1: do you flop? And you're seeing these animals that may
Speaker 1: have been created by like aliens and are like nobody
Speaker 1: knows where they came from. Their giant you've got a monkey,
Speaker 1: You've got a spider, and she goes, wow, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm amazed. It actually looks like something. That's her only comment.
Speaker 1: You should be like, wait, nobody knows what these this
Speaker 1: is amazing nothing. She is the least curious next to Ari,
Speaker 1: the least curious human on earth, which is why I
Speaker 1: think in the last episode when she said to her
Speaker 1: dad or whatever, we're like the same person, I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: you are, Yes, they are, they are, they are, and
Speaker 1: then we had a happy lifetime of them just staring
Speaker 1: at each other. But he's insecure enough that here's what
Speaker 1: you also need to know, and we'll get there in
Speaker 1: a second. But like, so, Ben Higgins, here's a little history,
Speaker 1: here's your here's your story book. I'm gonna put you
Speaker 1: in a baby and I'm gonna tuck you into bed.
Speaker 1: About the Bachelor long ago, Ben Higgins, the final two,
Speaker 1: it was it was Jojo and it was Lauren, and
Speaker 1: Lauren was very much like this Lauren and Jojo was
Speaker 1: like spicy and fun and cute and kind of tomboy
Speaker 1: and cool and sexy. He had a great time with Jojo,
Speaker 1: and Lauren just kind of hated him. And was like blonde,
Speaker 1: and he it's like, these guys just want to chase
Speaker 1: these girls that are giving them nothing. And they brought
Speaker 1: in like an ex boyfriend of JoJo's is the same
Speaker 1: exact thing. He got all threatened by it, and like
Speaker 1: but it's like they just wanted These guys just want
Speaker 1: to chase people who are gonna who just are just
Speaker 1: giving them nothing. That's that's just the human condition, that's right.
Speaker 1: And then like this is boring. I picked up nothing.
Speaker 1: It is like who would I not have a chance
Speaker 1: with outside of the show. And then it's like I'll
Speaker 1: go for her in these in these like on these
Speaker 1: mega dates, I can do it. I mean, she does
Speaker 1: have the greatest body, but beautiful, but like, but isn't
Speaker 1: she more beautiful than like Becca Emmer, candall Our Beckett
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I just feel like they're all equal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you're right. Yeah, she did not seem that
Speaker 1: interested in that helicopter. No, oh my god, nothing. What
Speaker 1: if she has a fear of heights? I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I'm very protective of Lauren, but
Speaker 1: are you know I mean that would at least indicated
Speaker 1: personality she says. She says, I know. She she goes,
Speaker 1: I've got a wall up, and then he goes, I
Speaker 1: know that with emotion comes a lot of thought. It
Speaker 1: doesn't actually, it feels like sometimes we have a wallopy.
Speaker 1: Man does not have a personality that doesn't necessarily there's
Speaker 1: a lot of thought there. And then and then he goes,
Speaker 1: she's in her head, and then he sees, I see
Speaker 1: in you a woman that is like an amazing woman,
Speaker 1: but I only get to see a glimpse of it.
Speaker 1: It's not there, man, it's not there. I do think
Speaker 1: that they would make sense together, as you were pointing out,
Speaker 1: just because I think he probably feels interesting around her,
Speaker 1: but he's insecure about it, like the at least of
Speaker 1: the other gals. They keep the conversation going. He laughs
Speaker 1: right with him. He can't relax because she's not relaxed,
Speaker 1: and he just wants to tender her. So then she's
Speaker 1: going the worst dinner ever. She's like, I'm just scared. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I just have walls up. Yeah. I feel
Speaker 1: like the harder I fall, the more vulnerable I am. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it just went on like the like the harder
Speaker 1: it gets, like you scare the ship out of me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he goes, and then she goes, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: that I want to leave. And that's when he was
Speaker 1: like bone or fever that he loves. Yeah, he loved that.
Speaker 1: Is that the point when he's like, I love you? Well?
Speaker 1: He was like, I love when you make a decision
Speaker 1: and say an original thought. I love that. I love that,
Speaker 1: I love that, I love that you feeling something. And
Speaker 1: she goes, it's hard for me to be hopeful about it.
Speaker 1: I need to feel like you're the only girl. I'm
Speaker 1: the only girl that you see. And then he goes,
Speaker 1: hopefully tonight I can see more of her. My god,
Speaker 1: that is so hard. Why do you have to say
Speaker 1: Adam out? I don't know. He's so weird to me.
Speaker 1: I can't handle him, and I don't love that he
Speaker 1: loves everybody. But I do think Lauren be and him
Speaker 1: are perfect for each other. I'm rooting. I'm rooting for
Speaker 1: he and Becca. I like Becca too much for him.
Speaker 1: I just love her. I want her to be the bachelor.
Speaker 1: She'd be great, but Roy is not going to allow it.
Speaker 1: Y Gary Gary Ross Ross, Oh yeah, he was OK.
Speaker 1: Here we go. So then she says to him today.
Speaker 1: Today was today. That should have been amazing. I do
Speaker 1: love her. It's like, basically, she made it a drag.
Speaker 1: I do love her. He said that to the care
Speaker 1: ra and then he goes, that night in Tuscany was
Speaker 1: really huge for me. It was the first time I
Speaker 1: felt those emotions in a long time. What about last
Speaker 1: night with Kendall asshole? And then he goes, it's just
Speaker 1: crazy how hard and how quick I fell for you.
Speaker 1: And she says, I love you and I would hate
Speaker 1: to lose you. And then and then she cries, and
Speaker 1: he goes, don't cry, I love you. And then she
Speaker 1: says that takes my breath away. I like, can't. It
Speaker 1: feels so good to say that. And then he was
Speaker 1: hiding the card. He pulls out his secret fucking like
Speaker 1: dildo card, sticks it on the table with the like
Speaker 1: skeleton key, and she does his right. She goes, let's go,
Speaker 1: and then they got into that pool and you know
Speaker 1: what happened next. And then she says, there are too
Speaker 1: many reasons to name why I love it. Ari, Let's
Speaker 1: start with let's hear what with Tuskey the night that
Speaker 1: he had to leave the table because he couldn't handle it.
Speaker 1: Too much. She couldn't handle it, and they came back
Speaker 1: and said I love you that night, right, yeah, he
Speaker 1: said it that night. I'm in the silence. In the silence,
Speaker 1: I've just realized, Oh my god, I'm like, I'm like
Speaker 1: panicky here. I'm so proud of all of us for
Speaker 1: not reading the spoilers. We're the only four people in
Speaker 1: America who don't know what happened. So I don't know something.
Speaker 1: I don't know either, because they keeps I mean, after
Speaker 1: Caroline when she's my guess is and I my guess is,
Speaker 1: and please do not tell me if I'm right, fans,
Speaker 1: I really actually don't want here's my guest. Let's all
Speaker 1: of our guesses on the table. My guess is he
Speaker 1: picks someone, and then after the cameras are done rolling,
Speaker 1: he goes to somebody else. I think he switched a
Speaker 1: ruse afterwards like that, dude, Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 1: What do you think? Same? And between the two of them, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he goes to somebody else. Do
Speaker 1: you think it's of these two or does somebody else
Speaker 1: from like the season, maybe back to Kendall or something.
Speaker 1: What do you think? What do you think? Happens. I
Speaker 1: think you bones Ross in the Very Special You Won't
Speaker 1: Believe has the best or Chris Harrison's tiptoes up in
Speaker 1: his gold Muley, what do you think happens? In my head,
Speaker 1: I thought maybe um that right before the like final
Speaker 1: ceremony or whatever that Ari is like I want Kendle back,
Speaker 1: and then that someone leaves them Kendall and probably Becca
Speaker 1: maybe end up at the road ceremony, and that someone
Speaker 1: doesn't make it all the way is that's my guest.
Speaker 1: But that's a good one. I like, so that we
Speaker 1: see it all play out, but only you know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Interesting because I love during tell all when
Speaker 1: she was like it was Caroline Ryan, who was, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know what you did. Yeah, and it's not okay,
Speaker 1: I can't believe each I had enough fans of the
Speaker 1: podcast basically because after she said that, I think people
Speaker 1: accidentally I think people are like what and I think
Speaker 1: a lot of people accidentally found out the spoilers. So
Speaker 1: people kept warning me, like, don't go into people's Instagram comments,
Speaker 1: Like if you go into their comments, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of spoilers deep in the comments. So that's good to know. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: so then she goes. So then they go to the like,
Speaker 1: they go to the bones zone. She got wife music
Speaker 1: like the music got winner music the music they played
Speaker 1: for her, Yeah, West real like, and then they did
Speaker 1: this for like four hours. I love you, I love
Speaker 1: you too. I wanted these feelings again and I just
Speaker 1: I didn't know I could feel them, and it made
Speaker 1: me happy. I want this to work. Yeah, because I'm
Speaker 1: in love with you. I feel so much closer to you.
Speaker 1: In the morning after they've been boning like dolphins. No,
Speaker 1: I feel good this right. They talked so hard we
Speaker 1: didn't even sleep. I talked dolphins don't do this. And
Speaker 1: by the way, they weren't even having sex. They were
Speaker 1: just making the noise back. It was like a full
Speaker 1: Meisner technique of like, say exactly what I said for
Speaker 1: the hourshins, dolphins leslie con Okay. So then she goes,
Speaker 1: they come out, they say they're good bye. Kiss She
Speaker 1: looks fucking good and something. She looks good in those pants. Man,
Speaker 1: she wear some lemons like nobody's. She should be a
Speaker 1: brand ambassador. So then she's like, I'm in low with him,
Speaker 1: and I can't see Ari ending up with anyone else
Speaker 1: but me. And that's what I thought. Maybe it's not you,
Speaker 1: because when you say something like that, they edit that
Speaker 1: in so that you're the full anything else before we
Speaker 1: get to the catamaran with Becka Kay And I mean,
Speaker 1: I think we've talked as much about Lauren as anyone
Speaker 1: in the world has frankly put but not limited to Lauren.
Speaker 1: That right, She's beautiful though, And I do see them together,
Speaker 1: so I somehow feel like they don't end up together. No,
Speaker 1: they might not be bet he picks her and the
Speaker 1: fox her over with somebody else. Katie, what do you
Speaker 1: think or do you know? Do you know? No, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I do know. Look, I love the surprise.
Speaker 1: I do want to say when they I felt like
Speaker 1: they were really like insinuating that they had sex, like
Speaker 1: more so than normal, the way he was all secretive
Speaker 1: with stupid fucking car in the car and then this
Speaker 1: morning I've never normally they don't do that pilary immature
Speaker 1: of him, especially because he's like thirty seven. I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: you fucked girls, like it's okay, Like you mean that
Speaker 1: he that he was like insinuating you feel good, not
Speaker 1: just physically, it's like really weird. And fantasy. Sweet night
Speaker 1: would be the one night I couldn't have sex like
Speaker 1: I would just it would be way too much pressure.
Speaker 1: I feel like I just wouldn't be able to even perform.
Speaker 1: Oh as a woman, I wouldn't be like, well, I
Speaker 1: guess I'm one of rolling my dice three right, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm up again, Like I would
Speaker 1: be the one that's like I brought scrabble. Wow, let's hey,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna do it. My stomach hurt number one too,
Speaker 1: because like if you also know, like if you're number
Speaker 1: three and three days, three and three days, do they
Speaker 1: let the women have like a day in between when
Speaker 1: it's the bachelorette. I've always wondered that's a great because
Speaker 1: that's a lot of getting at just like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: just having sex. You're having like first time sex, and
Speaker 1: so I'm just like by the third day, you're just
Speaker 1: like I do not want to fun. I forgot that
Speaker 1: it's first time sex. I hope they're loaded when they
Speaker 1: do it. You'd have to be you. That's that's like,
Speaker 1: you're right, it's first time sex with three people, and
Speaker 1: as a that's three different That's that's not like morning
Speaker 1: sex to like that's like way too much because it's
Speaker 1: also you could be like getting at it in the
Speaker 1: morning and then like like four pm. Now I'm on
Speaker 1: the Catamarana Brian, I like that grow. I bet you
Speaker 1: could give you a day in between. Side. Now people
Speaker 1: in betweeting us that a lot of people who apply
Speaker 1: to be on The Bachelor don't make it on because
Speaker 1: every America has herpies. Yeah, yeah, it turns out. It
Speaker 1: turns out. There's all these articles today about how America
Speaker 1: everyone who could play like everyone has hertpies and they
Speaker 1: have to turn everybody away. That's smart. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: So at least we know that all these people don't
Speaker 1: have herpees, right, how is that even possible? That not
Speaker 1: yet not possible? Does wait until they get to like
Speaker 1: like let's see who gets cut before Bachelor Paradise anyway,
Speaker 1: Also really gross and sad because you don't know if
Speaker 1: he said I love you to you before he took
Speaker 1: you to the fantasy seat or afterwards or like the
Speaker 1: morning after just like and where you lie in relation
Speaker 1: of the women like comparison. I'm sorry it's poison, but
Speaker 1: it's so yeah, yeah, and that's like what it is
Speaker 1: also how do you not cut the one who was
Speaker 1: the worst at or who you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: If you get cut that night, it's because the sex
Speaker 1: was bad, because if the sex was banging, you would
Speaker 1: never not yeah, you're you know right well always the
Speaker 1: sixty nine never the bride. Yeah that that you guys
Speaker 1: just were not compatible, like you got y'all the different stuff. Oh,
Speaker 1: it was too excited, like like I'm gonna marry. So
Speaker 1: we were saying. There was one I cannot name names,
Speaker 1: but there was one allegedly one bachelor who already who
Speaker 1: got like because I guessed wrong, but apparently he got
Speaker 1: a really bad hand job for one person he had
Speaker 1: waify like missionary six or the other, and that he
Speaker 1: had sixty nine sex, he had sixteen. He's sixty nine
Speaker 1: somebody for the first time, and his mind was so
Speaker 1: low and that he could not he could not stop
Speaker 1: talking about it. But like he the one that he
Speaker 1: picked was like allegedly like the missionary, like he did
Speaker 1: not pick that. He felt too scared. He felt too
Speaker 1: scared as too much. But hand went home. Hand up
Speaker 1: went bad. Hand job went home. No such thing as
Speaker 1: a good one. You're you know, it's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: you could probably do this better yourself. Yeah, have at it.
Speaker 1: I do feel like him saying I love you was
Speaker 1: sort of like that's his move to get in the sack.
Speaker 1: He's dangerous that I agree with you because when he
Speaker 1: says I think I love you, when he said to Kendall,
Speaker 1: I love to the look on your face when I
Speaker 1: first told you I love you, like I'm giving you
Speaker 1: the gift of I think he is enough of a
Speaker 1: sex love addict that he thrills and like like knowing
Speaker 1: that he's I'm giving you the gift of my love,
Speaker 1: but like that he's doing it to everyone. Do you
Speaker 1: think that the reason that he genuinely commits to I
Speaker 1: love Lauren, we're in love a because that's all they
Speaker 1: talk about is the fact that they like and love
Speaker 1: each other, Like that's literally the basis of their conversation
Speaker 1: is like, Wow, this could really work out. I don't know,
Speaker 1: could it? Yeah? I mean kind of that's like they're
Speaker 1: in But also that he was like I love Like
Speaker 1: she was down. She was already down to like fantasy
Speaker 1: suit with him. In the second she got the key,
Speaker 1: she was like, finally let's go, And then yes, I
Speaker 1: think like that was what it is, where other people
Speaker 1: were like, um, i'll give you this, you give me love,
Speaker 1: like it felt like a currency to the other girl.
Speaker 1: She was like, independently of that, I'm boning you. Independently
Speaker 1: of that, I am in love with you. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: was ready to bone. She was most boning excited, which
Speaker 1: was the most that I've seen her frost. That was
Speaker 1: the peppiest I've ever seen her. Like, my partner was like, god, blessed,
Speaker 1: like she had a badass. I like her, and she
Speaker 1: was apparently, oh my god, somebody else I really like her.
Speaker 1: My friend Chris. She did deep digging last night with
Speaker 1: her sixteen year old daughter. Her six year old daughter
Speaker 1: went in deep online. She goes, here's something really interesting
Speaker 1: about Lauren that she just doesn't even bring up. She
Speaker 1: is a double black belt and like some it's not karate.
Speaker 1: It's like us, Yeah, she's a double black belt. That's interesting, right,
Speaker 1: you like her? I like her now that you like her.
Speaker 1: I like her that she's not giving it away. I
Speaker 1: find her so boring that I don't like her, But
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, I don't. You're absolutely right. I like,
Speaker 1: you're so right, don't care my DreamCatcher air, I didn
Speaker 1: plate iz drip catch your eric Rob. Do you like
Speaker 1: her better now? You had me a jiu jitsu? Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she did a great hands and there's a
Speaker 1: great sort of shot where she's like facing him in
Speaker 1: the cars, playing away and her bottom looks really good.
Speaker 1: She's got a great bottom side note Bibiana, And we
Speaker 1: said this yesterday. Bibiana was like NFL Cheerleader of the
Speaker 1: Year Dolphins. Yeah, don't do it again. I'm sorry, I said,
Speaker 1: dolphink the trigger work. The sex is getting worse for
Speaker 1: those she's worn out this morning. It's warning. Okay, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, she was she was the number one cheerleader. Well,
Speaker 1: don't be a bad dancer with her. No, And I
Speaker 1: believe it now more than ever, because you have to
Speaker 1: like claw your way at the top to be number
Speaker 1: Wonder what I old drill team, Drill team? Didn't you
Speaker 1: drill team? No? I wish I didn't heer. No, we
Speaker 1: didn't have cheerleaders. I would have done it. My friend's
Speaker 1: drill team one year did a performance where they all
Speaker 1: had to dress as harlequin clowns. Did you ever have
Speaker 1: to do that? I feel like maybe your friend and
Speaker 1: I were on different drills names. I was one of
Speaker 1: four freshmen in my entire high school that was on
Speaker 1: varsity drill team Texas Texas. It was it's the feet
Speaker 1: like it was full Friday night lights. It was like
Speaker 1: the lights and the crunchy tell uh, well, I'm you know,
Speaker 1: everywhere but Dallas for it was like yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: very it's like very militant, like if you wear the
Speaker 1: wrong shade of lipstick or if you're like blade on
Speaker 1: your hand is curved, you get an infraction and you
Speaker 1: have to do a hundred kicks above your chest. You
Speaker 1: can't stop. You whoa, yeah, Like it's fully, it's fully
Speaker 1: like Bibiana is the way that she is because of that.
Speaker 1: Or you know which came first, the chicken or the bibia,
Speaker 1: the chicken or the matball The chicken or the matball rings. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, can you can you do the split? Yes?
Speaker 1: Mean a minute? Did you um? Did you go through
Speaker 1: all through regular high school? No? I did? Uh? I
Speaker 1: did the first like three quarters of freshman year and
Speaker 1: then so all through like dance, um football season and
Speaker 1: a little basketball, but then not competition season because I
Speaker 1: was shooting in Louisiana. You know what I love. I
Speaker 1: love how much of my mom loves you. My mom,
Speaker 1: she's a pistol. You got a nice little friend because
Speaker 1: you made a friend. You made a friend in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: I was like, Mom, I did make a friend like
Speaker 1: you two had the same Your Rascal should get your
Speaker 1: mom to do adjectives for people, because like Kicky and
Speaker 1: Rascal and pistol. She is. And here I was thinking
Speaker 1: I was quirky. Oh my god, I'm I'm the spiritual
Speaker 1: and you can top of my giant dreamcutcher right, blood
Speaker 1: and birds? Okay, so then so then we have thenody
Speaker 1: have k So then we get to can you imagine
Speaker 1: if I went to like burning man or coach trying trying?
Speaker 1: We like so hot high? Is it kind? I'm like
Speaker 1: in my mind, I'm like Middle Earth like orcs running
Speaker 1: around like a knight and full dead bird on your
Speaker 1: and like my lobe is ripping, my lobe is pulling down.
Speaker 1: I've like caught some man at like like the local
Speaker 1: like like the sticks to the shell station, and I'm
Speaker 1: like you're with me now, Bobby, like this is my
Speaker 1: lover for the Yeah, I'm just in my most skirt
Speaker 1: I wore high and heels high. Is it k I'm
Speaker 1: a Mexican. Amn is freaking me out, But I'd be
Speaker 1: like fighting it. So I'm like eating every there's crumbs everywhere,
Speaker 1: dead birds and blood. You're doing sand dune whatever it's
Speaker 1: called undue sucking. I'm doing like sand surfing. God, that's
Speaker 1: so hot to be like me and Wills when he
Speaker 1: breaks up with his girlfriend. In twenty years, they're gonna
Speaker 1: get married, aren't they. He's never he's not gonna marry amazing.
Speaker 1: Will you have nothing to worry about except for you know,
Speaker 1: I'm happy. They're very cute. They actually on They're so cute.
Speaker 1: They're awesome. Yeah, she's lovely, she's good at she's good
Speaker 1: at choosing guys. She Yeah that she's a long time.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's going to through three or four. I
Speaker 1: like that they're like silly and cute and like the
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, they're very Yeah, they love each other
Speaker 1: and she's like very fun and take herself too seriously.
Speaker 1: She'd her in the pond. Oh my god, would you
Speaker 1: do it? Bring her in? Oh my god, it's not
Speaker 1: my heart. Well let's have it. Are you trying to
Speaker 1: get myself back off whether I when it comes to
Speaker 1: the Bachelor, You're gonna love it even more because it's
Speaker 1: twenty five dudes and they all have bromances and they
Speaker 1: all fall in love with each other, and I love
Speaker 1: that it's it's my love that It's much gayer, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Usually like the guys fall hard for each other and
Speaker 1: also they fall apart. It's so fascinating because they're like
Speaker 1: not in control of the love narrative and so they're
Speaker 1: just like, she's rejecting me, like they thought they can't
Speaker 1: imagine a world and wait, yeah, exactly, yeah, you're like, wait,
Speaker 1: but why are you planning this? Like it's like it's
Speaker 1: so guy love it. I did, like was after all
Speaker 1: of the hometowns when the girls would put Ari in
Speaker 1: the car and like walk him out and then like
Speaker 1: close the door behind him and stand there while he
Speaker 1: drove off. It definitely felt like a power dynamic shift,
Speaker 1: like all right, now get home safe. Yes, And I
Speaker 1: was just kind of like I'm gonna go back in
Speaker 1: and kill that bottle of wine with my parents and
Speaker 1: touch with Uncle Gary bout. Yes, yes, You're like you're
Speaker 1: gonna love Bachelor Bachelred is fun bagel and and we'll
Speaker 1: have to like our goal. Now we want to learn
Speaker 1: beccat m and we want to get Kendall. Kendall's friends
Speaker 1: and Kendall are best friends. You know what that's best? Bogo?
Speaker 1: You think I haven't done a bogo at Payless? You
Speaker 1: wrong girl. Rob waits to kill people in Helwark Movies. Thanks.
Speaker 1: I was going to myself, but I didn't think. So
Speaker 1: then we go to now here we are guys, We're
Speaker 1: on the catamaran, okay, and he starts it off with
Speaker 1: this this motherfucker after after boning in this dolphin suite,
Speaker 1: and then take him sandy down the sandy slides of
Speaker 1: like I love you. He starts up out of the gate.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely falling in love with that guy. As if
Speaker 1: we didn't just see him say that. He says, I
Speaker 1: feel like like, basically everything's here, but our chemistry is
Speaker 1: on point. Our chemistry is everything's here. Not only is
Speaker 1: everything here, but also the chemistry. So then they see
Speaker 1: all these big on a catamaran, the birds. By the way,
Speaker 1: I went on one catamaran. I got so fucking season.
Speaker 1: I would have been a bad day. He wears throughout
Speaker 1: this upid men. No one looks worse than I mean,
Speaker 1: mix it me, I look worse than We didn't even
Speaker 1: talk about when we're the booty shot. When he's wearing
Speaker 1: a right, let's talk about it. So when he when
Speaker 1: people look, you're right right, somebody's texted it to me.
Speaker 1: When he walked out, he walked out Lauren, your girl Laura,
Speaker 1: but he walked out Laurence. She's got the hot yoga pa,
Speaker 1: She's got hot yoga pants. And he's wearing like he's
Speaker 1: dressed like a dad from the fifties. Somebody sent me.
Speaker 1: Somebody slid into my d somebody slid into my d
Speaker 1: MS with it. Let me see if I can find it.
Speaker 1: It really is like aged wizzened tennis pro. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know it was like it was like he was wearing
Speaker 1: like shower slide. Yeah, and like gross, like us trying
Speaker 1: to like really gauge who will stay with him once
Speaker 1: he's not on the show anyway? Grandfather? Yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 1: He pulls out those Cardigans. I'm like, what come on, bro,
Speaker 1: that's the Cardigans and he's so proud of them too.
Speaker 1: How do you love Cardigans? And Scottsdale like I could
Speaker 1: see if you lived in me you don't want rain.
Speaker 1: But if you've got a fucking Scott, I've toured its
Speaker 1: guy's stale. It's like tit jobs in y old men
Speaker 1: and old man and old man. So are you that's right? End?
Speaker 1: There you go? Okay? So the words we see a seal,
Speaker 1: I like this, I'm just a goofy dude, and you're
Speaker 1: the same. I liked that goofy. I mean he's like
Speaker 1: literal goofy, Like he's affable, like he's a good sport.
Speaker 1: You're right like a rag on him so much? And
Speaker 1: I should you shouldn't guaranteed, don't you don't you just
Speaker 1: it's okay if your blood SHK, no, you're not so
Speaker 1: then Chris okay. So then they do. She is a
Speaker 1: cross on her hand at cross that's after her, that's
Speaker 1: after Uncle Gary is like she wants to go to church.
Speaker 1: You don't want to go? What do you do? Like
Speaker 1: go to church? Like? That was? That was we never
Speaker 1: heard she was religious, but then that got that started happening. Katie,
Speaker 1: would you think about her being religious? And that we
Speaker 1: had the cross hand tattoo were on the bay. We
Speaker 1: said the seal and we saw all the birds on
Speaker 1: the other seal like that. I liked that part. Of course,
Speaker 1: that was a cute, except when it's taxi, when it's animals,
Speaker 1: not only and then she said, so then they actually
Speaker 1: one of the most like organic conversations I've ever seen
Speaker 1: on the batchlor, which was practical. They're never practical. He's like,
Speaker 1: what do you feel about distance like they actually had.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, you know, I had one for a
Speaker 1: long time, Like you know, it's basically were it was.
Speaker 1: It was actually practical and real. They felt like a
Speaker 1: real couple figuring it out. It was that was it
Speaker 1: Becca who during hometowns was when her mom was like,
Speaker 1: I would be heartbroke y. Yeah, so I think that
Speaker 1: that was like cool of him to pick up on
Speaker 1: that and ask and like acknowledge that maybe he asked
Speaker 1: it to the other girls. None of the none of
Speaker 1: the guy Nick didn't ask, like and then like some
Speaker 1: of the other Vanessa's family was like, she is in Canada,
Speaker 1: you live in l A. Like it was like people move,
Speaker 1: guys like you grew up in a town and sometimes
Speaker 1: you leave. They were the only ones who you're right,
Speaker 1: had like a conversation about anything. Yeah, they were actually talking.
Speaker 1: So then she goes, I want to tell him I
Speaker 1: love him. There's a big possibility he won't be able
Speaker 1: to say it back. Clearly, she's never met a lion Dyke.
Speaker 1: So then so then that's his name, that's his So
Speaker 1: then they go Lion Dyke. It's amazing. Case. I know
Speaker 1: my friend Laurie, my friend Laurie who's our ken Burns.
Speaker 1: She changed her she changed her bachelor handle to Laura
Speaker 1: Laurie Lyon, like she spilled it out, like she's lying anyway,
Speaker 1: um um. But she's married to a lady. So there
Speaker 1: you go. That's nice. Okay, So there we go. They're
Speaker 1: in the there in the terror. I just sound like
Speaker 1: my mother. I literally just soun't like my mother. That's fun. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's married to her friend, she friend. I know. I
Speaker 1: look back now and there was like a lady in
Speaker 1: my town named Jane. It's like, oh, Jane and her
Speaker 1: friend Karen stay clear Land together. Aunt Julie and her
Speaker 1: friend Jonie. You know how friends do friend do you?
Speaker 1: But I never see Carol coming over just sleeping in
Speaker 1: your So then they go, oh my god, Anna, we
Speaker 1: get to there the tent in the desert. It was
Speaker 1: so beautiful. I'm going to buy you a tent. When
Speaker 1: I hit it, Amy Schummer big, I love that tent.
Speaker 1: I pause it and I like made my boyfriend come
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is what I want. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you better figure it out. Make and what
Speaker 1: did and what did Orlando Bloom say in reply to that?
Speaker 1: Was like, whatever you want, I'm gonna get you that tent.
Speaker 1: When I had a skeleton key and just like rose
Speaker 1: it at the flap fla tent flap going in circle.
Speaker 1: And then somebody said, is this where I can live
Speaker 1: from now on? It's so cute? So that might have
Speaker 1: been me. Did she say that? I wrote that down,
Speaker 1: but might I might have been saying that to myself.
Speaker 1: Can I ask a practical question? Where we were asking
Speaker 1: and were texting production probably had a porta potty, but
Speaker 1: I've actually I guess you should in a hole nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I thought. But then I thought of the
Speaker 1: idea of the porta pine. They get to stay in
Speaker 1: this beautiful tip and they're like, you can use that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a big letter box as a desert is the
Speaker 1: desert is a big letter box? Guys. I did some
Speaker 1: I like went to India and they these people of
Speaker 1: this village were so lovely and wonderful and really welcoming
Speaker 1: to myself and my mom. And they were like we
Speaker 1: arranged because they didn't have plumbing, and they were like we,
Speaker 1: you know, made a toilet because they spent like two
Speaker 1: days with every hanging out whatever. And it was it
Speaker 1: was it was a like a tent, which of course
Speaker 1: was completely dark when you were inside it. It's like
Speaker 1: big enough to maybe turn exactly in one's place, a
Speaker 1: big hole in the ground, and then it's like a toilet,
Speaker 1: like a porcelain toilet that's not connected to anything over
Speaker 1: it actually sit with precarious balance and you could go,
Speaker 1: but then ultimately it's it's the whole. And I kind
Speaker 1: of at that moment was like I'm never almost better
Speaker 1: without the toilet. I'd if I'm just going straight in
Speaker 1: the whole, even go straight in the hole, then like
Speaker 1: like a thud, you hear, like a thun. It just
Speaker 1: just it's because then people have to touch that, you know.
Speaker 1: And then I was like allowing me to pee, and yeah,
Speaker 1: they didn't want to forgot this, but they toilets in
Speaker 1: Iran are just holes in the ground that you have
Speaker 1: to squat and I remember every time I go to yourn,
Speaker 1: I actually practice squatting because I'm like trying to like
Speaker 1: this is weird. But my mom even reminds me, like,
Speaker 1: don't forget to practice squatting more common or like you know,
Speaker 1: modern places there is actual like the same thing, like
Speaker 1: they have the like toilet set up, but you underneath it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I it's also like camping in text. I don't know
Speaker 1: if anyone else I've been camping, like like very like
Speaker 1: very bare bones camping Katie Katie, the campuses, I backpack,
Speaker 1: I ship in the woods. I love it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I green campgrounds are work like camp ground bathrooms are
Speaker 1: not there for the toilets. It's mostly just for the
Speaker 1: showers and then you know you showers the bathroom. It
Speaker 1: is better to go in the woods. Oh yeah. But
Speaker 1: I mean like I go like like your semity like backcountry,
Speaker 1: and then I just find the best view and then
Speaker 1: I take a ship. I ever gotten to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and I ever got in bathroom? Okay, all right, that's
Speaker 1: what they were doing. And they were like, you brought
Speaker 1: it off. You brought it off. I know because I
Speaker 1: don't know how to do I don't know how to
Speaker 1: do that. I just would literally never go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom because I feel like I would never just hydrate yourself.
Speaker 1: I do never go to the bathroom. So it would
Speaker 1: it would continue with I worry abou a bug up, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a bug in the bomb bum. I worry that
Speaker 1: I'd like squat in the woods into there's But there's
Speaker 1: space between you and the bug the whole. Like you
Speaker 1: can see if there's bugs nearby, you're not gonna get them.
Speaker 1: You're not the way on you. You wouldn't get a
Speaker 1: bug up your problem. Okay, yeah, you squat also like
Speaker 1: squat and you have just moved fast. Okay, don't freaking
Speaker 1: camp out. Okay, gets to it. I'm ready. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Today's today, Today's the final test. Let's go outside the
Speaker 1: stand around my gardner. No no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 1: sad news today. Actor Robts in the middle of he
Speaker 1: got hit by a hooper driving. That happened. That's the
Speaker 1: entire sell Getty star on the walk up Bay who
Speaker 1: said he was shaking. Apparently Benedict, you might know from
Speaker 1: the Lifetime movie Outside the North the Bogo Bogie. He
Speaker 1: thought apparently Benedict, but his Bachelor podcast he misguidedly with
Speaker 1: Guided to the Woods. No, we're cheering Arden Rain, who
Speaker 1: had never seen nature. I thought he did a great job.
Speaker 1: I've never been brought shouting you can do it. I did,
Speaker 1: honestly feel like after that conversation past alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I don't want to do it, but
Speaker 1: I will. I'll stand on the whole like seventeen days
Speaker 1: when it comes. Would you rather it's that or eat
Speaker 1: human flesh? Yeah? Exactly, Yeah you were going to. But
Speaker 1: I actually in the hole. I don't judge you. I
Speaker 1: know I don't either. No, I really would. I was
Speaker 1: in the hole, you know. Okay, so then we have
Speaker 1: I still kiss. I had that detour by anything that
Speaker 1: just happened. I know I was really on board, but
Speaker 1: I still comebooky man, bookman. This still case Lopez. So
Speaker 1: this definitely not have never happened. Oh I got he
Speaker 1: did it again, Rob Better Dick taking your sht on
Speaker 1: Iron Yearling star in other news cast the flesh, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, and then ripped off a woman who got
Speaker 1: a great pair of shoes for a great fu man. Okay, way, wait,
Speaker 1: so they're in the tent and then she goes. She goes, so,
Speaker 1: I said, is this where I can live from? And
Speaker 1: then she says, I've never been the first to tell
Speaker 1: someone I love you. And then she says, I feel
Speaker 1: so at ease with you. Moment by moment you started
Speaker 1: taking my heart pieces and pieces of my heart. It
Speaker 1: felt great. After you left, I looked up at the clouds.
Speaker 1: I was just daydreaming and holy sh it, I love him.
Speaker 1: And then he said I felt the same. I'm definitely
Speaker 1: falling in love with this girl. And they goes, no,
Speaker 1: I am not falling. I am. I am in love
Speaker 1: with you. I see us at the end of all
Speaker 1: of this. There's a part of me that wants to
Speaker 1: end this now and proposed in the sand over there,
Speaker 1: that's what you say on the last the last moment
Speaker 1: of the final You don't say that now after you
Speaker 1: just said that to and Candle upped himself with each
Speaker 1: one he did. He like he was like he was
Speaker 1: maybe he was like the biggest ecstasy bender. He was
Speaker 1: just rolling on me. He took like three Cialis clie
Speaker 1: apparently if you take c Ellis apparently like regular VIAGRAA
Speaker 1: last like a couple of hours and c Allis is like,
Speaker 1: you have a boner for like four days. I feel
Speaker 1: like he took like a that yeah yeah, wow yeah.
Speaker 1: And I feel like he just as like Salis for
Speaker 1: his heart. Yeah, he had a clar the whole time
Speaker 1: was like let's go, yeah, let's go go, let's let's go.
Speaker 1: So and he goes, I am, so, what's happening over there?
Speaker 1: I was trying to get Scout to stop scratch yourself
Speaker 1: and I knocked over right, she goes. He goes, I
Speaker 1: am so in love with this girl. She's literally perfect.
Speaker 1: And then he says, doesn't know. It literally means he
Speaker 1: doesn't know. Remember when you said I kept kissing you.
Speaker 1: Remember when you said I just you kept kissing my
Speaker 1: teeth because I kept smiling. Nothing is more discussing than that.
Speaker 1: I forgot that. And then and she said, my face
Speaker 1: is going to be sore tomorrow. Has been smiling something.
Speaker 1: And then she was at a robe and then he
Speaker 1: she's tied to the camera. She goes, I was shocked
Speaker 1: when he told me he loved me. I did not
Speaker 1: see that coming at all. I am the happiest girl
Speaker 1: in the world right now. And then he goes, I
Speaker 1: loved seeing your reaction and I told you that I
Speaker 1: loved you. I knew I loved you, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to tell you. I'm like, you need to go to
Speaker 1: a sex and Love attics meeting. Dude, I want to
Speaker 1: hear the producer's prompts because it's like, why did you
Speaker 1: tell who you loved her? I knew, I knew I
Speaker 1: loved you, so that I told you that I loved you.
Speaker 1: Like that's how it feels like. It feels like there's
Speaker 1: like he's doing like a weird mad lib like like weird,
Speaker 1: like he's being like baby fed. Yeah, what did you
Speaker 1: think of her reaction? I loved her action when I
Speaker 1: said yeah, I said, yeah, So tell her how it
Speaker 1: made you feel when you said that. I just pictured
Speaker 1: it rather than like a baby bottle but like a
Speaker 1: mother bird chewing it up, spitting d of the mouth
Speaker 1: of like but like in your ear and a cardigan sweater,
Speaker 1: and you're a cardigan like a baby, a baby in
Speaker 1: my earring and a cardigan sweater like like that's that's
Speaker 1: exactly it. Okay. So then he goes, he goes, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna miss you. I see my life partner and my
Speaker 1: husband and the father of my children. Nothing can get
Speaker 1: in my way at all right now, like Bom bom,
Speaker 1: that just his just his bro. Let's let's try at forty.
Speaker 1: We see the suit on you, yeah, room, the side
Speaker 1: from the side, from behind, like they're his like taint,
Speaker 1: like the like tailoring, you're his taste. Even working out
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, how's this jacket look on? It was?
Speaker 1: It was really ill fitting. That suit was too tight,
Speaker 1: but then the bottom was like it was like the
Speaker 1: poop shoot like there was like a poop pant. I get,
Speaker 1: I get now why he's in cardigans and freaking yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, so that too appropriate. And then he was, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be on this show. I was
Speaker 1: just wanting to come my girl back man, And he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna Hi, I'm Ross, I'm Becca's X And
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm thinking, why is hotel man? That wasn't
Speaker 1: really good? That was like, really didn't he call him?
Speaker 1: Did he call a nerd? Or nerd? I like that too?
Speaker 1: And he goes by the way, he's like, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know the show and the proposal, it's like,
Speaker 1: do you not live in America? Are you fucking kidding me, man,
Speaker 1: And he made it seem like he like he found
Speaker 1: out online somehow he flew millions of miles, walked the
Speaker 1: desert like six miles. Yeah. Yeah, by the way, like
Speaker 1: walks straight up and knocks on the door. Yeah. You
Speaker 1: and I have stayed in the same hotel and I
Speaker 1: had no idea what room you were in. I was
Speaker 1: walking up and knocking on a door. If you knocked
Speaker 1: at my door, I would have dragged you under my
Speaker 1: way to blanket and we would have watched reality tell
Speaker 1: it would have been. We would have after all that.
Speaker 1: I'm getting a head a little bit after all that.
Speaker 1: When she was like, no, it's over whatever, He's like,
Speaker 1: all right, cool, Yeah, I hear your flowers. The production
Speaker 1: didn't he say that the producers flew him out. He must.
Speaker 1: He like said something goes yeah, like I was trying
Speaker 1: to find you and I got like he said something
Speaker 1: like to Aria think where He kind of said, like
Speaker 1: I got in touch with production, Like I was like
Speaker 1: trying to call that looks like he was tailgating like
Speaker 1: ten minutes. Yeah, So he goes, So I got into
Speaker 1: plane last night. You know they found him. You know
Speaker 1: they found him just like Di Mario's ax. He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: who who is Rob? You're a good actor, do you?
Speaker 1: But did you a little bit want to play him Rob? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You like this dude too well? You couldn't see my socks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I thought my haircut was all wrong haircut. But
Speaker 1: I just love him. He was a great actor. I
Speaker 1: love I know there are people online too that have
Speaker 1: been going he's actually better looking than already. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Girls are like why do you because there's like bathing
Speaker 1: suit shots of him, and they're like, girl, why because
Speaker 1: he actually felt dangerous and like a stalker, And then
Speaker 1: I I enjoyed he So he says, sorry, this is
Speaker 1: my proposal to give. She's a love of my life
Speaker 1: marrier and he goes, do you think this is a
Speaker 1: competitive side of things? Good question? I felt that was
Speaker 1: about Actually this episode originmed already for me, mostly based
Speaker 1: on how he handled Ross. I liked how he had questions.
Speaker 1: I think it was I swear I'm here if I
Speaker 1: had you only girl in my life, live my life.
Speaker 1: I came here to get hair and then I was
Speaker 1: like cool as a cucumber and he's like, we're kind
Speaker 1: of far down the road. So I can't speak for her,
Speaker 1: but if she says goodbye to you, I'd like you
Speaker 1: to respect a relationship going forward. He goes, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go get her. That is the great thing about playing
Speaker 1: everything in the same town, like really having no true opinions,
Speaker 1: is that when anger comes your way, you react so calmly.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was smooth, Yeah he was smooth. And then
Speaker 1: he goes, he's a fucking nerd. He goes, that's the
Speaker 1: unclassiest thing I've ever seen, fucking nerd. And he goes,
Speaker 1: that guy his fucking balls where he's fucking crazy. He's
Speaker 1: obviously on a mission to win back a back. He's true,
Speaker 1: he didn't seem big balls and big crazy and just
Speaker 1: going to leave that there. Yeah, you know what you've
Speaker 1: missed on this. A lot of times people go me
Speaker 1: and him, me and him, we fell in love, me
Speaker 1: and him. It's like they don't they don't get the
Speaker 1: prodounce right. So then back back. She shows up at
Speaker 1: the door in full makeup after fucking all night in
Speaker 1: a tent. You think she'd be shower. She was in
Speaker 1: full face, ready for camera. She was not unprepared for
Speaker 1: the camera. I wanted maybe a second take on the
Speaker 1: opening door finding your ex boyfriend traveling all the way
Speaker 1: to Prue because she was like, hey, I mean, what
Speaker 1: are you doing here? Yeah? I mean more I make
Speaker 1: up Katie. What did you think? Yeah? I mean she
Speaker 1: she she knew. I mean, I wonder if they just
Speaker 1: tell her like, oh, hey, we're gonna come over and
Speaker 1: interview you, so we'll be there soon. Get get ready
Speaker 1: for camera, and they might trigger Like I mean, based
Speaker 1: on watching Unreal, like that's the type of ship they
Speaker 1: pulled in that that makes me think they probably like, hey,
Speaker 1: just get ready, we're gonna come interview you. And then
Speaker 1: maybe she's just like, oh it's roight wait, what the funk?
Speaker 1: It's ross. She handled it pretty well. She was like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing here? I'm not going to fight
Speaker 1: you at to do with this production And she goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know how did you know I'm here? And
Speaker 1: then she goes, oh my god, I can't. She goes,
Speaker 1: I'm not sucking doing this, and he goes, He goes,
Speaker 1: he just go sit in the doorway. She goes, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to fight you in because we'll clearly you're
Speaker 1: not started to see me. She goes, well, know what
Speaker 1: the fuck. She goes, I knew you were going to
Speaker 1: do this. That made me go, you crazy, and then
Speaker 1: he goes, mem you, Rebecca, your mom um, I want
Speaker 1: to get you back, and then she goes psycho, So
Speaker 1: I said psycho and then um, and he goes, I
Speaker 1: want to marry you, and then uh, and then she
Speaker 1: feels like He goes basically, she was like, I don't
Speaker 1: even know you anywhere, and you don't know me and um,
Speaker 1: and she goes, I feel like you live your life
Speaker 1: like you're in a movie, like you think you're in
Speaker 1: the notebook and he goes, well yeah, and then he
Speaker 1: kept cutting her off. He wouldn't like let her talk.
Speaker 1: We're on a TV show about Yeah, I'm Ryan, Ryan exhausting.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say Reynolds okay. So then she then
Speaker 1: he kept cutting her off. He was like, I talk
Speaker 1: to the guy. She was like, sorry, did it? And
Speaker 1: she's like why she goes into my relationship, this is
Speaker 1: so you and she sent him packing and she goes,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back to that. Why would
Speaker 1: you even think that. I still wish you well, but
Speaker 1: I don't like, like it is over for me. And
Speaker 1: then he's like she doesn't want me, and then and
Speaker 1: then her heads in her hand. But then Ari was
Speaker 1: completely thrown by that. Okay, I wanted to know throughout
Speaker 1: the entire thing. I wanted to be like you guys
Speaker 1: still text, you said each other memes, you do super
Speaker 1: Bowl parties together, Like what's your deal? Like you knew
Speaker 1: he was you knew he was going to do this. Theoretically,
Speaker 1: it's so him him to do this, right, he shows up,
Speaker 1: but you he's like, I haven't seen her in basically
Speaker 1: a year. We broke up like a year ago, and
Speaker 1: we haven't talked in months, so we so they've been
Speaker 1: doing the show for what a couple of months by
Speaker 1: this point, so like they probably haven't talked and she
Speaker 1: started went on the show, but like we're probably in
Speaker 1: touch before that, but like to Dee, she's so good
Speaker 1: months ago they had to like I love this, but
Speaker 1: not enough to where I mean to where he thinks,
Speaker 1: if you're going to be marrying someone, it should be me.
Speaker 1: If someone's going to just spring you with the proposal,
Speaker 1: it should be the person who spent seven years with which, like, fair,
Speaker 1: you're crazy. Fair. Also to your point, I think he
Speaker 1: truly saw flowers for the first time that day flowers.
Speaker 1: He was shocking and serious shocking and also like my
Speaker 1: first time again, like the first season ever watching The Bachelor.
Speaker 1: You've got a great time. I'm I'm very into it.
Speaker 1: But you know the moment where she was like, we'll
Speaker 1: have like a quick conversation, I'll talk to you outside,
Speaker 1: but like I don't know what we're gonna they start
Speaker 1: to head outside, they both like turned to the right
Speaker 1: and then the left, and then she like asks an
Speaker 1: off camera person do we just sit over there? Like
Speaker 1: what it was? And that was the first time I
Speaker 1: saw someone like openly break fourth wall in a way.
Speaker 1: And then he tried to hand the flowers to that
Speaker 1: person and that person was like no, no, no, those
Speaker 1: are like you knew someone and he was like uh.
Speaker 1: And then later he puts down the flower you know
Speaker 1: she puts on. She goes inside, and then the closing
Speaker 1: shot is the flowers outside the door, and the score
Speaker 1: just goes yeah to that cameraman and got that shot, Yes, Anna, Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you see him? Did you see him wait downstairs
Speaker 1: to like turn to see if she would come out? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm really leaving, all right, I'm gonna go now. It's
Speaker 1: like a kid running away. Was like a child, I'm
Speaker 1: not coming home, but it was like his stuff tied
Speaker 1: on his Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if you heard
Speaker 1: me say it, but when I go, I'm we're in Peru.
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna go. I gotta go now, I
Speaker 1: gotta throw them all the way home and back to
Speaker 1: the desert. I I smoked a tiny bit of weed
Speaker 1: write before that scene happened. And that scene was an
Speaker 1: emotional roller coaster for me. I was al. I just
Speaker 1: was super high and all of sudden I was so
Speaker 1: in it and I like, I was like, yeah, funk
Speaker 1: this guy, how dare I was like in, I was
Speaker 1: like beck aside and I was I was like standing
Speaker 1: in front of the TV like I was so in it,
Speaker 1: was saying did you sho on his Delgetti star? Oh god? Well,
Speaker 1: you know for me to know you were in it?
Speaker 1: You were in it? Yeah. I was like, this is
Speaker 1: so awk word like he's not getting it, like her
Speaker 1: entire like when he opened the door, her face was
Speaker 1: like nothing. I did too. I wanted her to cut
Speaker 1: it off faster, but and then I wanted her and
Speaker 1: maybe they edited out, but I felt like with ari.
Speaker 1: She didn't make it clear like it's run down there
Speaker 1: and be like I heard he talked to you. He's crazy,
Speaker 1: nothing going on here. Yeah, and he's enough of a
Speaker 1: cycho that he's like, oh but they have seven years.
Speaker 1: I have two days in a year. I guess I bucking.
Speaker 1: I guess I like blonde one by my parents house.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, where are they going? Where are they going?
Speaker 1: Maybe they had that conversation. We didn't see it. Yeah
Speaker 1: that he might, she did not. She didn't said maybe
Speaker 1: it's also making better television, because he did not seem
Speaker 1: like he was like come for did and she didn't
Speaker 1: seem to be clear about like it's over. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: had to be editing. And so then they go Ross
Speaker 1: right said his name Ross. I'm excited about his spinoff.
Speaker 1: You should have gotten that. But Dollar signed Dollar, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, allow me to brand so good. I'm a
Speaker 1: creative director like Kendall, Oh my god, creat of Ross.
Speaker 1: But yet now I'm torn between the Boho the Boho
Speaker 1: what is it? Bogeyman? And Ross Doll is pretty good
Speaker 1: also because it would be and he'd be such a
Speaker 1: new discovery for him every week, Like last week, I
Speaker 1: saw flowers yeah. This week I went to a tailor
Speaker 1: for the first time. Okay, speaking of New Discovery, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I think that we brushed over with Ari's voice over
Speaker 1: of proving like everybody knows match Pu, but there's so
Speaker 1: much more to perve, Like some of the things we're
Speaker 1: going to export it no idea. They're just showing adults
Speaker 1: room that is red. That's a brutal squirrel. Squirrels, what
Speaker 1: is it? It's it's it's yeah, it's dictor super It's like,
Speaker 1: I like bro, but everyone is not one with she
Speaker 1: where He's like, yeah, we got pieces and quack a mole.
Speaker 1: It's like looking at he sounded like doctor. He's fully
Speaker 1: doctor at my going at the time, got yeah, I
Speaker 1: got the things. Look like those things. And look what
Speaker 1: I got hiding out of my place. Now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bone you accept my thing I put. Look over there,
Speaker 1: it looks like there's a seat. Who wants to play dolphins? Dolan?
Speaker 1: Hold you like pretty? Oh you wake up? You saw
Speaker 1: this morning? Not from physical stuff? Ha ha, aren't in
Speaker 1: a joke. Oh that funny even by my parents condo.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, I think I'm gonna I love you. I've
Speaker 1: been waiting to tell you I have before. I love you.
Speaker 1: I hope, I hope the corpse comes down. But pretty dammond, Okay,
Speaker 1: I drive cars, I get you an sk grow it
Speaker 1: could be a lamb bearer enough you meet me, okay,
Speaker 1: so then we have, then we have so then they
Speaker 1: have head in the hands, always got new doubts and
Speaker 1: it's like my bear as there's still some love there.
Speaker 1: The timing could not be any worse. There's history, there's
Speaker 1: a strong thing there. So then they go to finale.
Speaker 1: Becca looked beautiful, beaute dress, beautiful, best dress of the
Speaker 1: season for anyone they're getting dressed. I wonder if it
Speaker 1: was from her Rachel's oe collection. Lauren has the wife
Speaker 1: music once again when she comes out in her red shift,
Speaker 1: and then we have the everybody's out they have you
Speaker 1: know it's time for fantasy sweets, road ceremony. When you
Speaker 1: hear Winnie's and church bells, and then he goes. I
Speaker 1: realized how I love with I am. At the end,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a proposal. It's like you mean collectively,
Speaker 1: like you're just in love with everyone. Okay. That was
Speaker 1: the moment where I was like you piece, because every
Speaker 1: single one of those girls, was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: He told me he was in loving, ending a signal
Speaker 1: to me. That's it. You're right, I'm going to get
Speaker 1: I will be engaged tomorrow. I have fallen in love.
Speaker 1: I have fallen in love, and there's definitely going to
Speaker 1: be a proposal. You're right, he's a piece of choice.
Speaker 1: So then um dr Steve rule, So let me have another.
Speaker 1: So then there's another Kendall, can I talk to you?
Speaker 1: And then your favorite thing ever, Katie's favorite thing ever
Speaker 1: texted to us. I took. I couldn't stop laughing, Like
Speaker 1: I literally like didn't hear what he said to Kendall
Speaker 1: because I couldn't stop laughing. When when when Becca goes
Speaker 1: there's an ongoing theme here and then Lord just turns
Speaker 1: through us. I'm going to throw up. I had to
Speaker 1: rewind it. I took the of it here. It is here,
Speaker 1: it is here, it is I'm gonna throw up. I'm
Speaker 1: going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I'm just turnt to the way she said I'm
Speaker 1: going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm
Speaker 1: going to throw up. What's behind them? It's like it's
Speaker 1: like saddled. It looks like they put like somebody's like weird, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll never put the horse sound in. They were like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: there's totally horses. Put the saddles in the background so
Speaker 1: you will know that it's real horses going to throw up.
Speaker 1: So then we have I'm gonna throw up, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to you, and he pulls her aside
Speaker 1: and he breaks up with her and he goes, I
Speaker 1: don't think we can get there. And I felt myself
Speaker 1: falling real feelings for you. It means a lot to
Speaker 1: have been in your life. I love being around you.
Speaker 1: And then they held each other and we could hear
Speaker 1: the heartbeat. What do you think, Debby? So I didn't
Speaker 1: know that they could do that, none of us did.
Speaker 1: That ship blew my mind. That's not he just keeps
Speaker 1: breaking rules, right, and I honestly, because what happened was
Speaker 1: when he pulled her aside and Becca goes is an
Speaker 1: ongoing theme. I says to myself. I says, oh, no,
Speaker 1: she's going home this time, because the first time we're like,
Speaker 1: oh no, he's pulling her aside, Kenda's going home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then she survived. So I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: two for two, she only got one of two. She's
Speaker 1: going home the time, but they're all going to come
Speaker 1: back to a civilized rose ceremony thing, and then it's
Speaker 1: just going to be and Laurence just kidding, I didn't
Speaker 1: throw up, and then like it's gonna be like I
Speaker 1: would have loved. She actually had the red dress, just
Speaker 1: like just like when your games the girls threw off.
Speaker 1: Who was it that cute girl? Ali? Poor Ali? We
Speaker 1: had a nice snug. He sends her home, and then
Speaker 1: I was thinking he'd come back, and I was waiting
Speaker 1: for the moment he's like, so listen, I just think
Speaker 1: it cut to will you accept the troke? He was like, hey,
Speaker 1: who is she? Yeah? Exactly, yeah, literally, yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: two girls to Roses is going right. And then I
Speaker 1: did feel like at the very end, as they're looking
Speaker 1: out over like the orchard, the horse brought child like
Speaker 1: the horse was like, dear God, just just shoot me now,
Speaker 1: like what I would please. The horse was like I
Speaker 1: felt like his body language the whole time he kept
Speaker 1: turning towards Lauren, like I felt like he was trying
Speaker 1: to Like I felt like his body language was more
Speaker 1: Laurence Center the horse was like, please don't come to Peru.
Speaker 1: Based on that, like please please, just in the word
Speaker 1: cooler country, we have more to offer national treasure. Do
Speaker 1: you fall in love? You look at the tent. I
Speaker 1: will say that seeing him with two with a girl
Speaker 1: on each side of him felt the most uncomfortable within him,
Speaker 1: being like I love the love. It was really great.
Speaker 1: That was the weirdest, Like it felt like a feel
Speaker 1: like a harem, you know. Yeah, I was just saying
Speaker 1: the sun to set, I wanted to be dark. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just like Captions and Miss Lane's rustling. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you guys all right? So who do you think is
Speaker 1: gonna win? Jesus? I don't know because something weird happens.
Speaker 1: Who do you think it's going to get the rose?
Speaker 1: Who do think he's going to get the rose? I
Speaker 1: don't think we're going to end up with him. But
Speaker 1: who do you think gets the rose? Next week? Lauren
Speaker 1: b Is doesn't. There's a part of her that's like
Speaker 1: self defeating. It just doesn't want it to happen for her,
Speaker 1: Like I think she just feels like she's unworthy of it.
Speaker 1: So I feel like she's something's going to fall through
Speaker 1: for her and she's not going to get it right
Speaker 1: and then it's not a connection and she needs They
Speaker 1: both need someone who like inspires some ship that they
Speaker 1: can just like Champ. So you think that they might not?
Speaker 1: Do you think Becky's gonna get it and then he's
Speaker 1: gonna go running for Lauren after the camera stop. I
Speaker 1: think that he's going to be like, never mind, just
Speaker 1: kidding and keep the ring and not give anyone a road.
Speaker 1: I think like he's gonna Part of me feels like
Speaker 1: that too. Conversation Becca should be the bachelorette? That makes
Speaker 1: sense to me? Good, Yeah, do you think guys as guys,
Speaker 1: do you think that because it feels like they try
Speaker 1: to pick bachelorette like guys want to bone so badly
Speaker 1: they would be that they would be in a frenzy,
Speaker 1: like she's not like a Joe Joe type. Feels like
Speaker 1: guys would be like, I'm want to Joe Jo, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like it feels like Becca is
Speaker 1: almost too elegant. I feel that way. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think she's really pretty, super pretty, but I don't feel like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, so who would it be? Who do you
Speaker 1: so we got Kendall. We got to me. Becca m
Speaker 1: is the most interesting, but she's what you think guys
Speaker 1: would be like, I want to get out of a
Speaker 1: t I think so, And I think there's a certain
Speaker 1: kind of freaky thing about number three candle candles. She's sexy.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Katy? Who do you get to
Speaker 1: be the bachelor? Who do you think he's going to get?
Speaker 1: The proposed I kind of think the opposite where he'll
Speaker 1: give it if he does do the thing where he
Speaker 1: gives it to one and which I think he would
Speaker 1: give it to Lauren and then say he wants Becca.
Speaker 1: But I don't. I don't know. I could see I'm
Speaker 1: also ending up with nobody and who and who do
Speaker 1: you think it's going to be a bachelorette? I would
Speaker 1: like it to be Becca because I like her tea
Speaker 1: I think would be okay. Yeah, I think Kendall would
Speaker 1: be fun. I would love Kendall. She may feel a
Speaker 1: little too weird for I like the storyline of I'm Carky.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't like nobody's ever I've been a
Speaker 1: novelty I like. I like the idea they've never had
Speaker 1: to take seriously that's actually really true, Like, oh, I've
Speaker 1: always just been kind of like fun for fun for
Speaker 1: like a month. What about Annalie's do you guys remember?
Speaker 1: Do I remember? Didn't she have the bumper car? No?
Speaker 1: That was every trauma and the dogs and the dogs.
Speaker 1: You auditioned to play the young version of Annelies, didn't you. Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was afraid of the dogs and the bumper car.
Speaker 1: Apparently if you just like sit at a bomber car
Speaker 1: place and just go, you were wonderful in that. That's
Speaker 1: on your real you were wonderful. You did great work,
Speaker 1: and sometimes you do your best work in the deleted scenes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, guys. I mean, oh my god, this I
Speaker 1: was looking forward to this all day. And I gotta
Speaker 1: say I have to say you two are new to
Speaker 1: the podcast and you're fan favorites, and it's been such
Speaker 1: a treat having you. We love you. You're in the
Speaker 1: family now. I love it, You're in Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Um now, Debbie, oh no, we I feel like since
Speaker 1: you've never been through this, you've never watched the season,
Speaker 1: will you commend it with us next week? You don't
Speaker 1: have to. Are you gonna be in town? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be in town. That will you. I want to know
Speaker 1: what you think. You've never been through a season. I
Speaker 1: want to hear your feelings. You can, you can let
Speaker 1: me know. Yeah, I'm gonna let you know. But um,
Speaker 1: this feels actually like on tell All when they were
Speaker 1: saying that beck I should go to Paradise and I
Speaker 1: got so hyped. This is like, genuinely the moment, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I was like, oh my god, is this
Speaker 1: like a It's a real invitation. I will be here
Speaker 1: in the giant dream DreamCatcher ear rings. It is. And
Speaker 1: if our show goes to season two, it's like people
Speaker 1: are just gonna have to understand that we have a
Speaker 1: really deep action come into the shack filled with comic books,
Speaker 1: and we like go do things like things like we
Speaker 1: go to the moon together. You know what I mean. Truly,
Speaker 1: this is the fantasy suite in my heart. You watched
Speaker 1: You Got to You Got To Be Friend, the Bogo Bookie.
Speaker 1: I know, Please don't kill me. I really don't want
Speaker 1: you to take the character that you developed today, and
Speaker 1: I want you to be in the remake of Father
Speaker 1: the Brightest Frank. Oh my god, you're yes, that's what
Speaker 1: I want. I want you to do that, and he
Speaker 1: also does the dolphin. I love that. You've got to
Speaker 1: do a yakof smearing off style. Great idea is about Peru.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, you Peru. You're like the alien Maxa.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I get you pregnant, I get you
Speaker 1: into a condo. Okay, okay, you go. Okay, guys, I'm
Speaker 1: going to can I read Here's here's the email. Here's
Speaker 1: the email that we've got is so fucking good. Here's
Speaker 1: a I'm gonna read one email. Email us at Rose
Speaker 1: podcast at gmail dot com. Here's a good one. It's
Speaker 1: called from Natasha thorson Ari live in Scott's Vegas. Hi
Speaker 1: uh okay, are Aaron Katie an amazing cabinet members and
Speaker 1: special guests. Um. I work in marketing and I decided
Speaker 1: to creep on Ari's real estate page. You can see
Speaker 1: he only has two listings. One is a condo and
Speaker 1: the other his his parents house as seen on the show.
Speaker 1: The condo is probably where his brother keeps his mute wife.
Speaker 1: Who knows his parents, who knows his parents might be
Speaker 1: upgrading since his dad probably has real race car money.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't seem like he's pulling a ton of business. Apparently,
Speaker 1: his realistic career is just as lack luster as his
Speaker 1: racing career. Also, I lived at Scott's Deal for a while,
Speaker 1: and though I was only there for a sure period
Speaker 1: of time, because I got my aspect to New York
Speaker 1: City as fast as I could, I noticed there are
Speaker 1: plenty of older people, but also a ton of young
Speaker 1: hotties downtown Scotts Deal. It's even known locally as God's Vegas.
Speaker 1: I'm sure now that he's engaged, he will miss those
Speaker 1: weekends he's spent scamming on college girls at the pool,
Speaker 1: parties at the W Hotel. Thank you for doing the
Speaker 1: Lord's work. This is easily my favorite political podcast. Love
Speaker 1: you more than Lauren b Loves blank Stairs. Natasha, Natasha, Natasha.
Speaker 1: And then we also there's gotta be a lot of
Speaker 1: houses in Scottsdale. Yah, the thing maybe several friends from
Speaker 1: scott Stale. Scuts still is really cute. And now that
Speaker 1: he's but we also got also I know some garbage
Speaker 1: people from scott Stale. They sent us We got from
Speaker 1: Sandy sent us a box of from my mom. Say
Speaker 1: It's swaggy. Is your mom named Sandy? Say? It on
Speaker 1: Swag sent us t shirts that say don't glamb shamey.
Speaker 1: I know it's I'm going to joke, but you guys
Speaker 1: are doing the Lord's work. But seriously, with all the
Speaker 1: crap going on this world, we need more laughed and fun.
Speaker 1: So thank you for just being you guys. Love you guys,
Speaker 1: and you're awesome. Show Sandy there it is, don't glamb shamey.
Speaker 1: Will you guys help me pick tweet of the week. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go, Rob, do you wanna
Speaker 1: do you want to? I want to read them. I'm
Speaker 1: bad at reading. I am too, which I found out.
Speaker 1: I'm terrible. Okay, I'm not awesome at it. You guys
Speaker 1: have the same glasses my boyfriend has. God Um. Cheyenne Constant,
Speaker 1: who was on fire at trick Ci Firecracker says, I
Speaker 1: have to wait a week to see what Ari did.
Speaker 1: That was so horrible that he piste off Caroline. Caroline, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so horrible that they had to distract us with John Cenake,
Speaker 1: Baron holtzon. Honestly, man was so horrible we forget. He
Speaker 1: said I love you three times tonight. I love that.
Speaker 1: It was painful. It really, I hate integration god Um
Speaker 1: Lisa joy At by way of v a Um. I've
Speaker 1: waited all this time for a smidge of personality from Lauren,
Speaker 1: and it finally came the morning after the Fantasy Suite.
Speaker 1: Who knew all it took was some Scott steel head
Speaker 1: dick to be brought to life. I love that that
Speaker 1: Scot stale bread dick, Dick g at the vitamin g
Speaker 1: at Arden Marine. I want to see all the taxidery
Speaker 1: taxidermy dioramas in Kendall's workshop. After this breakup, the role
Speaker 1: of Ari is played by a dead Peruvian chilla or
Speaker 1: some kind of weasel. Good Mattie Sterling at MW muppet
Speaker 1: Becca's X. We dated for seven years. She's the love
Speaker 1: of my life. I know everything about her Ari, okay,
Speaker 1: but I've known her for five minutes and fucked her
Speaker 1: in a year in the desert on national televin. So
Speaker 1: that's really good. That's good too, Lacy Lacy Joe g
Speaker 1: at Lacy Joe. Was Becca more surprised that Ross talked
Speaker 1: to Ari or that Ari could hold a conversation? All right,
Speaker 1: what do you think for the final two dioramas? Dioramas
Speaker 1: and I think becas X. Yeah yeah, yeah, five minutes. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's hear yeah, okay, So let's here, Miguel, it's here,
Speaker 1: the two final two? Who said that? Final two? Um
Speaker 1: at the Vitamin G. I want to see all the
Speaker 1: taxidermy dioramas and Kendall's workshop. After this breakup, the role
Speaker 1: of Ari is played by dead Ruby and Chinchilla or
Speaker 1: some kind of weasel. Yes uh at m W muppet.
Speaker 1: Becka's X. We dated for seven years. She's the love
Speaker 1: of my life. I know everything about her. Are okay,
Speaker 1: but I've known her for five minutes and fucked her
Speaker 1: in a year in the desert on national television. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with b same fund her in a yard.
Speaker 1: What did you like? Yeah? Yeah, okay, all right. You
Speaker 1: guys like us on Facebook, like us on iTunes? Where
Speaker 1: can we find everybody? Brian Sofie, Do you have anything
Speaker 1: you want to promote? Not especially the podcast comes out
Speaker 1: every Thursday? Print shade on your wall? What would you
Speaker 1: like to promote? Ms? Debbie and just like at D
Speaker 1: E B B y Ryan And she's so good on
Speaker 1: and stationable. Oh my god, I can't wait. It's so
Speaker 1: going to be so good. You think I'm good. Literally,
Speaker 1: I would sit in here and makeup and watch her outtakes,
Speaker 1: just watch her like cracking people up, people quote things
Speaker 1: that she said when we weren't even rolling as Insight
Speaker 1: gave me the They gave me the I have a
Speaker 1: really fun role. You messed up, you really everything. I
Speaker 1: am the villain and they let Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: wear a Mulla dress and you can't even believe how
Speaker 1: you can't even the level of evil I am. And
Speaker 1: we had a fun one of my favorite scenes after
Speaker 1: it was one of our scenes and it was like
Speaker 1: very earnest and very funny, and very earnest and very funny.
Speaker 1: I closed talked to you. I close talk to you.
Speaker 1: You close your as to like a jello put like
Speaker 1: a container. I like. And I got to say he's
Speaker 1: by Felicia, But I don't know if they'll keep it in.
Speaker 1: You did grab my ass. I grabbed your ass. You
Speaker 1: also referred to one of our coworkers as hot Team
Speaker 1: wear Wolf, which I hope that he is a hot
Speaker 1: team wear a wolf. Sweety sweet boy. Um, Rob, what
Speaker 1: do you have coming up? Uh? This? Okay, you're the best.
Speaker 1: I have a movie coming out in a couple of months,
Speaker 1: about thirty miles from nowhere, and where can people find
Speaker 1: you at? Rob Bennedict. Okay, so I'm at Marine M
Speaker 1: Y A R I M. I'm gonna be at Hi
Speaker 1: and it is doing my political hyena stand up. Uh
Speaker 1: and but Dallas, Texas April six and seventh. I'm going
Speaker 1: to be in Alaska March sixteenth and seventeenth, and then
Speaker 1: we're going to Moontower in Austin the weekend of April twentie.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. We would love for if there's any way,
Speaker 1: Because Alexis was saying she can see you guys all
Speaker 1: have a ship ton of Instagram follows. She slides into
Speaker 1: the d ms of the hotels and that's like she
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Speaker 1: Laurie send it to me. Laurie sent me her mom's
Speaker 1: Twitter feed and she went on just to like talk
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Speaker 1: I mean I feel like we've really My heart races
Speaker 1: again when I have a bad day and I end
Speaker 1: the day here. I'm sorry, this was a long night,
Speaker 1: but this was an important one. We need to do this.
Speaker 1: You need to do it. Rob. Good luck out on
Speaker 1: the boulevard tonight. Thank you. Today's the day for you. Today.
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