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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. But why are you saying something? Okay?
Speaker 1: Is this is this on we started? We're on high.
Speaker 1: This is how this works, you guys. We end up
Speaker 1: just talking and then we're like, oh, shoot, we should
Speaker 1: actually record because this is what a podcast is all about.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the girl from Selling Sunset. I'm a
Speaker 1: huge fan of the show. I need to get involved,
Speaker 1: you do. It's um my affinity for houses of course
Speaker 1: as well, uh discussed at this point, but yeah, Selling Sunset.
Speaker 1: If you guys haven't seen a bunch of hot real
Speaker 1: estate individuals, but I just like the tour of the house. Anyways,
Speaker 1: the Real Smoke Show. This chick said that she dated
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck or they went on a date or he
Speaker 1: tried to like you d M S or something. Right,
Speaker 1: So here's what was No, she was on Riya. She
Speaker 1: was on Riya and he was like, I wasn't on
Speaker 1: Riya at the time. And then apparently the day she
Speaker 1: said that Jennifer Lopez announced their engagement or something, after
Speaker 1: which you gotta think j Lo maybe has a little
Speaker 1: PTSD from maybe I don't know, people cheating or things
Speaker 1: a lot of things, but I would say this. I'm
Speaker 1: a big oh my gosh, I you know, I love christrips,
Speaker 1: but they're never getting that white. No. No, but I'm
Speaker 1: a receipt person. Just show me the receipts. Show me
Speaker 1: a screenshot at the DMC sent you put all the
Speaker 1: rumors to rest. I know, why are you going to
Speaker 1: go out and say that about him unless you like
Speaker 1: put it out there. That's just weird. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but if you know, it's weird how this all comes together.
Speaker 1: I put this hat on today, and whenever I have
Speaker 1: a hat, well that's because I'm lazy and I didn't
Speaker 1: want to do my hair whenever I put a hat on.
Speaker 1: That So, like, let's say I go and get coffee
Speaker 1: in this house and someone's like, oh, like the Yankees,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't even know what hat I'm wearing. Right,
Speaker 1: I was in line. I don't have receipts for this,
Speaker 1: But I didn't make this story up. I promise. I
Speaker 1: was in line at a Starbucks in Brentwood. Guy in
Speaker 1: front of me turns around. He was like looking back,
Speaker 1: like out the window or whatever is He's like standing
Speaker 1: in line. I see he's wearing a Red Sox hat.
Speaker 1: As he turns around like, fuck, it's been affleck in line.
Speaker 1: I was like, hot, hot, hot conversation. This is probably
Speaker 1: seven eight years ago now, and I was like, oh god,
Speaker 1: I thought it was today. I was like, he looks good.
Speaker 1: But he looked great then too. So he So we
Speaker 1: get in line, and you know, after you've ordered, now
Speaker 1: you're standing over off to the side, you're waiting for
Speaker 1: your name to be called. This is before mobile ordering existed,
Speaker 1: so there was a lot of milling around in the
Speaker 1: lobby of the Starbucks. So of course I take the opportunity.
Speaker 1: I'm going to use the hat as my entrance points.
Speaker 1: I go pretend like I don't know him. Fine, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, big Rex, Red Sox fan, huh. That's
Speaker 1: what I went with. Of all the things I could do,
Speaker 1: I went with the red I said, big Red Sox fan, huh.
Speaker 1: And he goes, I am you wanna go? No, I'm
Speaker 1: from Seattle Mariners fan. You know. We've struggled for years
Speaker 1: and got into a whole baseball conversation and then like
Speaker 1: his name gets called and like that's the end of it,
Speaker 1: and he like, but couldn't have been nicer, but it
Speaker 1: was my entrance in was the hat, the talk? What
Speaker 1: was the name they called? Did he use Ben? Ben? An?
Speaker 1: It was that great eat Ben. I think it was
Speaker 1: a latte. I don't know. I can't be too sure,
Speaker 1: but big Red Sox fan, that's what That's what. That's
Speaker 1: all I had. But yeah, I love it. Don't you
Speaker 1: think he's more of a drip guy. I don't see
Speaker 1: Ben being a latte guy. I see him being like
Speaker 1: a black black coffee. I could see that for sure.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he well, maybe he was picking up for
Speaker 1: someone else, but maybe it was Jennifer Garner days, so
Speaker 1: knowing him, he was probably just being as sweet as compete. Anyway.
Speaker 1: We haven't talked about the engagement either, which one. Aren't
Speaker 1: there a lot because you know I have seven or six, right,
Speaker 1: I've been honest that Jennifer Lopez was not that nice
Speaker 1: to me my days at Extra. She was not a
Speaker 1: fan of mine, So that's fine, no big deal. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I just love him so much because I just he's
Speaker 1: I don't know, he's just like that guy's guy. I
Speaker 1: love all the movies that he's in, so I'm curious.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is just because I worked in entertainment. I
Speaker 1: really hope it's real because I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: I as someone talk about marriages in a minute. Given
Speaker 1: my week, well, um, I just get you, not your life.
Speaker 1: I'm laughing all do you hope it's real for who?
Speaker 1: For him or for her? I'm team him him, yeah,
Speaker 1: because he seems like he's so you know. And again
Speaker 1: I don't like buy into like celebrity life whatever. Everyone's
Speaker 1: got their own stories. But I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I hope for him it's real because it feels like
Speaker 1: he's so into her, so into her. Yeah. So congratulations
Speaker 1: on their nuptials. As one love story begins, another one ends. Um,
Speaker 1: So I you disclosure. I love you and I'm proud
Speaker 1: of you. Thank you. I obviously like to thank you, Daisy. Um.
Speaker 1: I had a shitty week. Um, the news of my
Speaker 1: pending divorce came out, and it's obviously not something that
Speaker 1: I wanted the at all. As somebody who grew up
Speaker 1: in a family who my parents have been married since
Speaker 1: they eighteen, I believe in the institution. I trust in
Speaker 1: the institution, and I've been someone that's been married and
Speaker 1: divorced before. So when I got married the second time.
Speaker 1: I was so hopeful that it would be what you
Speaker 1: stand up there and say it will be, which is
Speaker 1: forever and better, for worse and all the things. But
Speaker 1: unfortunately and I in a later episode we'll get into
Speaker 1: more of the details, not specific to my relationship with Kyle,
Speaker 1: but just I think in general, for our listeners, we
Speaker 1: use this platform and are very honest, as you have
Speaker 1: been with fertility, with UH, your job, with all sorts
Speaker 1: of things that are very personal in your life. You've
Speaker 1: been very honest and open about that, and I will
Speaker 1: UH and I promised to do the same when it
Speaker 1: makes sense. There's a few legal things that I just
Speaker 1: need to work through, But as far as the actual announcement, UM, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a decision that I did not reach overnight. As
Speaker 1: you know, I privately have been dealing with this for
Speaker 1: a while. UM and my health stuff that you guys,
Speaker 1: for those of you that have been listening know whether
Speaker 1: it was my appendix or the situation with my face.
Speaker 1: A lot of that stuff I now know was related
Speaker 1: to the stress that I was under to come to
Speaker 1: this decision. As I mentioned, that was not easy for
Speaker 1: me to make, and ultimately it comes down to this,
Speaker 1: and this is my advice to anyone. Um, you have
Speaker 1: to do what's best for you. You get one life,
Speaker 1: and this thing is real short. So I knew that
Speaker 1: I had exhausted all the options to try to keep
Speaker 1: my marriage intact, and I have nothing but love and
Speaker 1: respect for my now former significant other, and um, but
Speaker 1: it just reached a point where I knew that I
Speaker 1: was better off by myself. And so again I will
Speaker 1: expand upon that for people that are sort of oscillating
Speaker 1: and having a difficult time or or in a difficult
Speaker 1: situation and don't know when to get out, because it
Speaker 1: is embarrassing, you know, now having been divorced twice, I'm
Speaker 1: going to be forty or we're gonna you know, we
Speaker 1: have the same they here in a couple of weeks,
Speaker 1: and I am embarrassed to admit that, like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's now my second divorce at forty. And then and
Speaker 1: then you worry about this, Oh you can't keep a man,
Speaker 1: Oh like what did you do? Like there's all these
Speaker 1: other like second dairy, third, fourth like level questions that
Speaker 1: you start to think about, and then there's this I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be forty, and then I'm like ship. Uh, I
Speaker 1: am sixteen going on seventeen. Foolishly I believed, um, you
Speaker 1: think about having kids, right, and now I don't have
Speaker 1: a significant other, and so then you get into that
Speaker 1: whole thing where you're like, you know, am I gonna
Speaker 1: have kids? Because I you know, there's so many different layers,
Speaker 1: but there's there's that's not a reason to stay in
Speaker 1: something that is not making either one of you happy,
Speaker 1: and you ultimately have to make a decision that's best
Speaker 1: for you, even if it feels selfish. It is your life,
Speaker 1: and as my dad always says, you come into this
Speaker 1: world alone and you leave alone. So it's a determination
Speaker 1: that did not come to me very easily. But in
Speaker 1: the end that's where I'm at. So yeah, I am.
Speaker 1: I've had wonderful people reach out to me and say
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry and all that, and I don't want
Speaker 1: people to feel sorry for me. It's my decision and
Speaker 1: it's my life, and it's a decision that I am
Speaker 1: at peace with now but really struggled to make. And
Speaker 1: you held my hand through the entire process, as you
Speaker 1: have with so many things. Hell for the first divorce,
Speaker 1: for this one, and I like all things in my
Speaker 1: life bring levity to it because it's the only way
Speaker 1: that I know how to get through stuff, because I'll
Speaker 1: cry and then I'll just make light of it. Not
Speaker 1: make light of divorce. Of course that's not or or
Speaker 1: or by ex that's it's independent of him, because that's
Speaker 1: nothing to do with him. It's about how I get
Speaker 1: through things that I poke fun at myself, and then
Speaker 1: that's an opportunity for me to be able to sort
Speaker 1: of take the power away from what anyone else can say, like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, what did you do? Why can't you keep
Speaker 1: a man? That's that kind of bullshit that comes with it.
Speaker 1: But I know that what what went into the decision,
Speaker 1: and I'm at peace with the decision. And for anyone
Speaker 1: that's out there that's in a situation that they don't
Speaker 1: necessarily want to be in anymore, I would just say,
Speaker 1: take a step back and think about where you want
Speaker 1: your life to be in five years and if that
Speaker 1: person should be in it or should you know, if
Speaker 1: that makes sense. But again, anyway, so that was kind
Speaker 1: of a shitty week for me and it was a
Speaker 1: little embarrassing, but it was something that in the end,
Speaker 1: I'm happy that both of us both my X and
Speaker 1: I can move on peacefully and be amicable about it.
Speaker 1: So that's number one. And there's no kids involved, because
Speaker 1: that's a whole other thing, you know. So anyways, that's that.
Speaker 1: Proud of you, very very proud of you. I you know,
Speaker 1: when we die in your legal you have a lot
Speaker 1: of legal stuff ahead of you, So we're going to
Speaker 1: hold back on what we could say. But yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you the way you just handled it
Speaker 1: right now. I'm proud of you in coming to the
Speaker 1: decision because it is hard and I saw you struggle,
Speaker 1: and anyone that's a fan of the show, we know
Speaker 1: about your health and and I think when you were
Speaker 1: talking to people and just saying if you're in a
Speaker 1: situation where you don't know if it's right for you,
Speaker 1: got a step back and look at what it's doing
Speaker 1: to you physically. And I know people that loved you
Speaker 1: saw that kind of stuff, and that's where we were worried.
Speaker 1: It's really interesting and I know when we get into
Speaker 1: it later about how to be a friend through it,
Speaker 1: because I mean my husband was very colorful with you
Speaker 1: last weekend and his comments about you know, how you
Speaker 1: don't want to say too much. But there's also a
Speaker 1: point where you're like, Okay, you're my my family, and
Speaker 1: I need you to like, I'm really worried and I'm
Speaker 1: really freaking out about this, and you take it on
Speaker 1: like your own issue, and it's a really hard thing
Speaker 1: to figure out what to say and what not to say.
Speaker 1: You said something to me in Montana. I won't repeat
Speaker 1: it now, but I think it will be such a
Speaker 1: great lesson that you teach people about what you learned
Speaker 1: through it. When you said it to me, I was like,
Speaker 1: holy sh it. It was like an Oprah moment of
Speaker 1: when it hit you then it was the right time.
Speaker 1: So um, yeah, there's nothing coming out of me, but
Speaker 1: just I'm just so proud of you. And I know
Speaker 1: you said you're embarrassed, but I gotta be honest. I
Speaker 1: have had another friend that has gone through his second
Speaker 1: divorce and that was something that was always coming out
Speaker 1: of his mouth, and I was like, that's not what
Speaker 1: people are thinking. That people that love you so much
Speaker 1: just want you to be happy. And there were a
Speaker 1: couple of people who I need to tell you about
Speaker 1: offline that reached out to me because they wanted to
Speaker 1: call you, but they didn't want to intrude, and I
Speaker 1: just said do it because honestly, as hard as this is,
Speaker 1: I do feel like your headspace is a lot better, right.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, no, and I can I can't thank
Speaker 1: you enough in anyone that you know has listened to
Speaker 1: us or knows our relationship. You are like a sister
Speaker 1: to me, right And there's the difficult conversations that we've
Speaker 1: had and when somebody else holds up the truth in
Speaker 1: front of your face, and when you're in it, you
Speaker 1: don't always want to see it, right. And this is
Speaker 1: and again I want to make a big point here,
Speaker 1: this isn't just about my ex um right now, Like
Speaker 1: that's him and I are. You know, I have the
Speaker 1: utmost respect for him and his his path that he
Speaker 1: will move on without me and um, and I hope
Speaker 1: that there will come a time where you know, I
Speaker 1: was friends with my my It sounds so that sounds
Speaker 1: it's like so embarrassing my first ex. Stop labeling your know,
Speaker 1: it just it's it's something that I have to like
Speaker 1: work through. But anyways, you're not the only one out there,
Speaker 1: and this is so helpful to other people. You're not
Speaker 1: thank you so without getting upset. I just yeah, there's
Speaker 1: like it's not easy, but proud of you and the
Speaker 1: baby part is easy. To be honest with you, it's
Speaker 1: not easy. I'll jump in to help you freeze your eggs,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna make you do this because only have
Speaker 1: some Hey, girl, that's the same. All you need is one.
Speaker 1: I mean, believe me, I get it. So listen. I
Speaker 1: mean there's things we can do you. We've got this,
Speaker 1: you know, and you already did the hardest part. And
Speaker 1: you should really be so proud of yourself about that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I you just should. I know this is difficult,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I actually haven't been like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: too emotional because I feel like I've been doing dealing
Speaker 1: with us for a really long time. But I just
Speaker 1: I don't want anyone to ever be, you know, heard
Speaker 1: in any situations. So ultimately, like for him, and it
Speaker 1: was just a decision that needed to happen. But you know,
Speaker 1: it's so weird, like we met in COVID right before COVID,
Speaker 1: and then COVID happened, and so then from March, I
Speaker 1: mean we got engaged very quickly in our relationship, but
Speaker 1: then we had a whole year of just being together
Speaker 1: because you know, COVID happened in March and we didn't
Speaker 1: end up getting married until December, and I don't know
Speaker 1: if you know. And I'd love to hear other people's
Speaker 1: stories about relationships either starting or ending in COVID because
Speaker 1: it was a completely different beast and I I'm a
Speaker 1: very social person and so just being isolated with one
Speaker 1: person was incredible for the maturation of a relationship because
Speaker 1: you get to just fully immerse yourself in each other.
Speaker 1: But you know me, once the world opens back up,
Speaker 1: the person doesn't see you in the same way that
Speaker 1: they used to do. So anyways, yeah, it's a very
Speaker 1: it's the case study. And I know a lot of
Speaker 1: relationships um either started or ended because of COVID or
Speaker 1: or as part of the contribution to it starting or ending,
Speaker 1: not solely because of that. But yeah, it's uh, my
Speaker 1: emotion comes from, I think a place of fatigue honestly,
Speaker 1: just because I've been dealing with this for a long
Speaker 1: time time. I will say this in closing, Um, I
Speaker 1: feel very lucky to have had the time that I
Speaker 1: had with my ex and I wish him nothing but
Speaker 1: the best, and it is an amicable situation there that
Speaker 1: said girlfriends are so I I you know, we have
Speaker 1: a lot of guy friends just from the nature of
Speaker 1: our work and the guys that we have had in
Speaker 1: our lives for so long as the Big brothers, right,
Speaker 1: the guys that we work with. But damn, I'll tell you, like,
Speaker 1: there's nothing like a good girlfriend like you and like
Speaker 1: you know, the couple of girlfriends that really helped me
Speaker 1: through this thing. It's just I can't say enough about girlfriends.
Speaker 1: It's just something that I never ever ever take for
Speaker 1: granted because it's it's it's tough to go through certain
Speaker 1: things in life, but you don't feel alone when you
Speaker 1: have them. So hold on tight to those girlfriends and
Speaker 1: keep it moving. The COVID thing is so interesting, Chris,
Speaker 1: I mean, especially now when you see when you talk
Speaker 1: about kids and depression and adults and depression going through COVID.
Speaker 1: Uh you talk about I mean unfortunately suicide rates and
Speaker 1: what's coming out of it. It would be incredible when
Speaker 1: this thing is all said and done, to know about relationships.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like you heard about people going
Speaker 1: into COVID getting divorce as soon it was as it
Speaker 1: was over, just because they got to spend time people
Speaker 1: and couldn't stand up you know, yeah, and never again
Speaker 1: in our history. I mean a knock on wood. You
Speaker 1: know that you have a situation like that where you
Speaker 1: end up really learning that much about somebody or or anyways.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so it's uh, it's as my father likes
Speaker 1: to say that we are of a lot of chapters
Speaker 1: in our stories of life, and we're the authors of
Speaker 1: our own story. And so he always says to me,
Speaker 1: if you don't like the way this thing is reading,
Speaker 1: if you're reading your own story and you don't like
Speaker 1: the way it's going, change it. And so, um, I'm
Speaker 1: looking forward to the next chapter in my life, and um,
Speaker 1: see what happens. But yeah, I guess it's uh, it's
Speaker 1: not something you want to go through, but if you
Speaker 1: have to, it's the best case scenario in a lot
Speaker 1: of ways, you know, to be able to walk away
Speaker 1: and have the means to do so, because I know
Speaker 1: that's also not for a lot of people either. Now
Speaker 1: I see we transitioned tanning, oh nothing, so so getting
Speaker 1: your body back part of the fact that I got
Speaker 1: to go back out and date again. It's so you guys,
Speaker 1: hold on tight for the Calm Down podcast because she's
Speaker 1: about to get very interesting. Bring forty years old. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what I've never had to go. I've never
Speaker 1: not had to I've never went on a dating app,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to go on one. But where
Speaker 1: are we supposed to meet people in the streets at
Speaker 1: this age? Anyways, I'm going to start with getting a
Speaker 1: tan Okay, first and foremost not for dating, because I
Speaker 1: think I need to take a minute on that. But
Speaker 1: the tanning thing is because I am We have done
Speaker 1: so much as I get older to like the lotions
Speaker 1: and the motions to prevent aging. That it is eighty
Speaker 1: degrees outside right now. If you guys live in Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: you know that this week you're sitting over the weekend too.
Speaker 1: It is so hot. All I want to do is
Speaker 1: throw on that bathing suit, throw on some tanning oil,
Speaker 1: and get out there. And I'm like, Chrissa, that completely
Speaker 1: negates the laser treatments you're doing. So I know you
Speaker 1: get a spray tan on Wednesday, and I'm not so
Speaker 1: where you professional? What's happening there? Coming to your house?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Yes, coming to the house. The spray
Speaker 1: tan situation pop that tent up in the living room.
Speaker 1: But the smell. Can we get a tanning anybody out there?
Speaker 1: No a solution that doesn't smell, because even when they
Speaker 1: say like, oh, this one doesn't smell, it always smells
Speaker 1: and always comes off on the sheets and it takes
Speaker 1: it does it's ruining. Yeah, towels, I've ruined so many.
Speaker 1: It's just I have to do it. Oh see, I
Speaker 1: have to do it. I feel disgusting, like I need
Speaker 1: to get a tan. I need to like get out
Speaker 1: of my funk that I've been in and just be like,
Speaker 1: get a little tan. Can't tone it, tann it, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you a second, I step out of that tent,
Speaker 1: I feel five pounds thinner. I'm like, look at me.
Speaker 1: When she's like, you want me to paint some abs on? Yeah,
Speaker 1: do it? Carve it right out. I don't want to understand.
Speaker 1: With where we are in the world and vaccines were
Speaker 1: coming up with, why can't we come up with some
Speaker 1: tanning solution that doesn't smell like armpit or a whole
Speaker 1: It just does. It really does. It's awful and I'm
Speaker 1: a sweater, Like what we've established that why it doesn't
Speaker 1: mix well? With that. It's just awful. I am a person.
Speaker 1: When I sleep, I do my covers right up to
Speaker 1: my nose. It's something I've always done, if I mean,
Speaker 1: like all the way up, yeah, to my nose, like
Speaker 1: I like to put like my eyes are sticking out,
Speaker 1: but my nose is underneath. It's just I'm confused, are you?
Speaker 1: Like does your mom tuck you in? And I like
Speaker 1: like this like night night, Jared, Like, how does this work?
Speaker 1: It's just how I do. I like to get cozy
Speaker 1: right up to like my eyeballs. And then like when
Speaker 1: I'm at a hotel, I don't like the sheets touching
Speaker 1: my face or my neck or my arms, So I
Speaker 1: bring sweatshirts and I do my sweatshirts up to my eyes. Okay, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I stop. You pack sweatshirts too so you can cozy up.
Speaker 1: No stop it. I didn't not know this about you.
Speaker 1: But the problem is when you've got the spray tan
Speaker 1: and your body heats rolling, I don't want to smell that.
Speaker 1: It's tough sledding. It's awful. Hey, get back on the
Speaker 1: slopes and let's go back to the sweatshirt thing. So
Speaker 1: you grab a sweatshirt and knowing that you're not going
Speaker 1: to wear it, or is it a sweatshirt that you
Speaker 1: wear and then you're willing to bring into bed to
Speaker 1: cozy up. How what is the So there's a real situation.
Speaker 1: I can't wear the sweatshirt that I've worn on the
Speaker 1: plane there in the hotel bed because it's touching everything
Speaker 1: in the plane. So that's no use to me. It's
Speaker 1: got to be the sweatshirt I'm wearing home, but I
Speaker 1: turn it inside out just in case the sweatshirt has
Speaker 1: been touching anything. Okay, no, you psycho, are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Oh God, not Andy Roddick, she said, neurotic. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? You think about? I mean, I'm someone
Speaker 1: that doesn't like certain hotel sheets. But then I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's I don't know, I was a Ritz or a
Speaker 1: fourth season and it's a crispy, crispy sheet. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not letting that down come near my face. But
Speaker 1: if it's a crispy white sheet that it's just lovely
Speaker 1: and you want to dive headfirst into like a twelve
Speaker 1: foot pool, yes, that thing goes up to my face.
Speaker 1: But I will tell you I also then have a
Speaker 1: panic attack in that hotel room. That second, that sheet
Speaker 1: and the inserts started to break through, and I wake up,
Speaker 1: jump out of bed like a tarantulas been on that bed.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's touched me. There's a lot of other
Speaker 1: people it's touched, and that's disgusting. Holy sh it. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that. I mean, I know, I know that
Speaker 1: you're a clean freak and for a certain thing, but
Speaker 1: I had no idea that this it transfers into the
Speaker 1: hotel as far as sweatshirt and wow, well, I definitely
Speaker 1: and you know, the hotels because we've spent a lot
Speaker 1: of time in certain regions of the United States, there's
Speaker 1: no chance that that top not even a comforter, it's
Speaker 1: that top little thing. Just throw that off immediately, because
Speaker 1: that is the decrity pillow that they always don't know.
Speaker 1: I kick it right off. Kick it. I'm not even
Speaker 1: touching it. Kick it. Also, I made the fatal mistake
Speaker 1: of watching a dateline on the hotel cleaning staffs one
Speaker 1: times they did like an undercover investigation. Let's just say
Speaker 1: I no longer ever use a glass even to put
Speaker 1: my toothbrush in, like as a holder in the hotel room,
Speaker 1: because they are wiping. This is what it was on
Speaker 1: the dateline, taking the cleaning to toilet straight to the glass,
Speaker 1: cleaning of the inside, disgusting anywhere so far as to
Speaker 1: put like if I'm if I have like a sleeping
Speaker 1: pill with me, or like any sort of antibiotics that
Speaker 1: I have on the road. I now put that in
Speaker 1: the safe because I'm convinced the cleaning crew is going
Speaker 1: to steal it. What you're like, I just put my
Speaker 1: whole entire like whatever, dopkin, That's what Jared calls. Yeah, dopkin.
Speaker 1: I put that in the safe too, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: what if they thumb through it and they're like, here's
Speaker 1: a toothbrush, let me comb my My dance teacher, my
Speaker 1: dance coach for the University of Florida, Donny, she used
Speaker 1: to say, you better put that toothbrush away. They comb
Speaker 1: their your their butt hairs with it. Also, is that
Speaker 1: a landline ringing? It is? Jared? And also King call
Speaker 1: Ran and to go get it. I have a landline too,
Speaker 1: and everyone's like, well you have a landline, Like you
Speaker 1: have to have a landline. What happens when the cell
Speaker 1: tower goes down there's no WiFi you gotta have a landline.
Speaker 1: We're really rich and we have a game. So Tanning,
Speaker 1: you're gonna tan Hey, We're going to go to stagecoach
Speaker 1: this weekend. I'm excited. I'm just gonna have a tan
Speaker 1: a stage coach this girl. Our group needs it too.
Speaker 1: Between what you're going through. I'm having eggs come out
Speaker 1: this week. Our girl, Kelly Stafford just had to put
Speaker 1: their dog down and I can't take it. That was
Speaker 1: another thing I was going to write. I mean the
Speaker 1: day Kelly's post when she posted the girls crying the dog,
Speaker 1: I just started losing it in the car because I
Speaker 1: know I will have to be buried with Howie. I
Speaker 1: cannot do this life without him. I have. And when
Speaker 1: she wrote about so for those of you guys that
Speaker 1: don't know Kelly Stafford, um, the Stafford's lost their dollars.
Speaker 1: She was Smarley was thirteen. I think she was thirteen,
Speaker 1: which is an incredible life. And I get it and
Speaker 1: you know enough though it's not long enough. And that's
Speaker 1: the thing, and you know, from for us like our
Speaker 1: babies because we don't have children yet, are our dogs.
Speaker 1: And Willis has been there for me and I think
Speaker 1: about this too, like as I was just talking about divorce,
Speaker 1: like me crying at night by myself, and through all
Speaker 1: the ups and downs and through all the ship that
Speaker 1: we've been through. Like again, I know a lot of
Speaker 1: people go through stuff, so this isn't like just us,
Speaker 1: but totally. Dogs become that person for you that's there
Speaker 1: through everything. And they know talking about knowing secrets, those
Speaker 1: bad all. They know it all. And I can't even
Speaker 1: begin to imagine. I remember I was in Hawaii on vacation.
Speaker 1: I got a call from my dog walker saying Willis
Speaker 1: has been missing for eight hours. Willis got out of
Speaker 1: a door. And when Willis like Willis will run right
Speaker 1: because he's just like he's a wolf, he belongs in
Speaker 1: the wild. But he had been gone for eight hours.
Speaker 1: I immediately booked flights to fly back. I was like,
Speaker 1: I have to go find me and talk to you.
Speaker 1: I was hype, you know, you know, I was like
Speaker 1: hyper ventilating. I was like, oh my god. And where
Speaker 1: he had gotten out was on a busy street, and
Speaker 1: I was like, he's dead. Oh my god, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. I'm I'm almost at the airport. And
Speaker 1: then I get a call being like he with somebody
Speaker 1: turned him into a pound. But that moment where you
Speaker 1: think like this my like little slice of like heaven
Speaker 1: is gone, is beyond anything. So anyone that has a
Speaker 1: dog or an animal that they love can understand. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I just we've had a week. But um, I'm excited
Speaker 1: for all of the fun things that we're going to do.
Speaker 1: We're gonna happen weekend. We're not Coachella people because well,
Speaker 1: I just feel like I'm too old to go to
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know what to do there. I wouldn't know
Speaker 1: any of that the bands. I feel like a real
Speaker 1: like I want to be Now that I'm almost I
Speaker 1: have this thing like I just feel too old to
Speaker 1: do anything. I put on a shirt. This is like
Speaker 1: a middrift. It's like has a little thing that I
Speaker 1: was like, who am I stop it with the middrift?
Speaker 1: Too too old for this. I just it's like what
Speaker 1: we were talking about before doing dinner at eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get into a reservation tomorrow at seven
Speaker 1: or seven thirty Eight's too late. That's too late for me.
Speaker 1: If someone says let's do dinner at six o'clock. I've
Speaker 1: never been happier. That means I'm back at home by eight.
Speaker 1: I don't want to start the dinner at eight. That's
Speaker 1: going to ten o'clock. Then by the time I get
Speaker 1: home and take a shower and go to bed, now
Speaker 1: it's eleven o'clock. I'm too old for this. No, I'm
Speaker 1: too old. I'm too old, But I'm excited for Stage Coach.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be uh, it's gonna be fine. I'm having
Speaker 1: a really hard time speaking of being too old, of
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what to wear. I've been on
Speaker 1: Instagram and I'm looking at all these gals and they're
Speaker 1: barely nothing there. And like, first of all, I'm I
Speaker 1: haven't been able to work out in the last like
Speaker 1: five days. I'm gonna go on gonna go on a
Speaker 1: walk in a minute, because you can't really when you're
Speaker 1: doing IVF, and so I feel gross, I feel bloated.
Speaker 1: It's all the things. Whatever. If we can get an
Speaker 1: egg out of this, I'll be so pumped. I won't
Speaker 1: even give a crap. You're going to be the girl
Speaker 1: all on this stage at Stage coach if we over
Speaker 1: carry launching from the stage. But yeah, it's so funny
Speaker 1: because I you know, Jared is walking by me and
Speaker 1: I'm on my laptop and he's like, are you shopping
Speaker 1: for Stagecoach? And I'm like, I can't be the girl
Speaker 1: in the bikini and the short skirt, Babe. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: wear my nikes and I'm gonna wear baggy jeans. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm just not this girl. And he's like,
Speaker 1: I know you're not this girl. And I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's bad or good. I'm just so cute. Please,
Speaker 1: you're you're sexy and a white T shirt and jeans,
Speaker 1: and he loves you just where you are. But we
Speaker 1: were You were asking me what wear and I have
Speaker 1: this like dress whatever, which, by the way, I'm someone
Speaker 1: I never try anything gone. I'm a shopper, play off
Speaker 1: the rack, go home. As a former sales associate at
Speaker 1: North you hate who I am because you come back
Speaker 1: in and why do I feel guilty? I've never even
Speaker 1: worn the item? But I come back in those sales people.
Speaker 1: They look at you. They're like, was there anything wrong
Speaker 1: with this? And You're like, no, I just just didn't
Speaker 1: fit when I got home. Yeah, and then they're like
Speaker 1: they do the full inspection. It's like you like I've
Speaker 1: worn it like that move of like I worried out
Speaker 1: and now I'm trying to return it. They're like looking
Speaker 1: under the armpits. They're smelling it like the I never
Speaker 1: I'm like, I just tried it on. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to try it on in the store, but they make
Speaker 1: you feel so bad. So it happened to me the
Speaker 1: other day. I brought back like a bunch of ship
Speaker 1: and they were not happy because it goes against the store.
Speaker 1: And then she goes, you know, you could return this
Speaker 1: to the original location where you bought it. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but this location is closer, Like, just take it back, okay,
Speaker 1: just pull up my portfolio. You see. I spent an
Speaker 1: exorbitant amount of money here, and I don't need your attitude, lady,
Speaker 1: because this was gonna be an exchange and I was
Speaker 1: going to peruse the store for some more items that
Speaker 1: I'm gonna okay exactly, and I have all of this
Speaker 1: money for dinner tonight and no one will help me.
Speaker 1: I didn't ask if it would fit. I ask how
Speaker 1: much it was anyway, so I bought the dress. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that thing fits. When I sent you
Speaker 1: a picture of anyone caring. I'm not going to get
Speaker 1: a new boyfriend with this potty mouth. I don't worried
Speaker 1: about it. Oh God, what is this world? So yeah,
Speaker 1: so we'll see if that actually works. I could end
Speaker 1: up I'm for sure going to probably just end up
Speaker 1: in a T shirt and jeans. It's fine. I already
Speaker 1: know and I know the ladies out there. You had
Speaker 1: talked about wearing boots, and then I was like, God,
Speaker 1: this one outfit would look so cute with boots. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't do boots because the second I'm
Speaker 1: in the boots or something that sound comfortable on my
Speaker 1: feet and it's like this for me on the sidelines,
Speaker 1: it affects my mood. I'm like thinking about it NonStop.
Speaker 1: Is it hurting? I'm just a happier, skippier, like dancier
Speaker 1: person and sneaks. So why am I going to make
Speaker 1: anyone miserable trying to be cute acute sins in a
Speaker 1: food that I'm just gonna be. And then like the
Speaker 1: conversation is going to start thirty minutes in God, I
Speaker 1: hope these don't hurt my feet. My feet are fine.
Speaker 1: Forty five minutes like are they are? They not shoot
Speaker 1: you know what, gut the gut through it. You got it,
Speaker 1: you got it, you got it. It's okay, it's about
Speaker 1: and you were performing. Then you feel and you're like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I know what's happening. You don't want to complain about it.
Speaker 1: You know what's going to happen. You know. Ryan just
Speaker 1: reminded us of the high risk returns. I know, I
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna be a high risk return. Now. My
Speaker 1: other issue is what I'm wearing as a cover up,
Speaker 1: because I see a lot of these girls and they
Speaker 1: look cold, and I don't like to be cold. So
Speaker 1: I'm like looking at all these fringe jackets I could
Speaker 1: put around my little waisty too. But then, as we
Speaker 1: discussed in the Calm Down podcast, I got stomach and
Speaker 1: as Sweat. There's a lot of things, many things going
Speaker 1: on here. So thank you for joining us on this
Speaker 1: episode of Divorce Fertility, As Sweat, Awareness Stowe stage coach, Jesus,
Speaker 1: we hope that you joined us next week. You never
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Speaker 1: even get into Johnny Depp and Amber heard now there's
Speaker 1: a conversation for next week's podcast, because this child is
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