Speaker 1: Were you a monster movie person growing up?
Speaker 2: I don't know about monsters, but I did. I did
Speaker 2: like vampires, Like I was this monster. Yeah, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I when I think of monsters, I think
Speaker 2: of like.
Speaker 3: Godzilla and what.
Speaker 2: On the like the space crazy that I was never
Speaker 2: really interesting.
Speaker 1: About the arm. The arm movements are not selling me
Speaker 1: on what you're trying to say. Space. Which one are
Speaker 1: you talking? Were you talking about like Independence Day aliens
Speaker 1: you talk about?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that kind of stuff got the ones that
Speaker 2: there was someone someone that was always with the with Godzilla,
Speaker 2: it was Godzilla and against some else.
Speaker 4: Are you thinking of King Kong and Godzilla?
Speaker 3: No, there was.
Speaker 2: I was more alien like he had tentacles and like
Speaker 2: that's probably Mathra you're thinking.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Keeley was kind into that.
Speaker 1: I know that aliens those are all regular creatures from
Speaker 1: Earth that were irradiated in the nuclear bombs and that's
Speaker 1: why they grew so big.
Speaker 3: And yes, I obviously.
Speaker 2: Obviously no, No, I was more. I did like vampires.
Speaker 2: Buffy the Vampire Slayer was I loved that show, watched.
Speaker 3: It, you know, beginning to end. That was my my jam.
Speaker 2: Which so when flight came out and I wasn't really
Speaker 2: stoked on Twilight.
Speaker 4: Twilight so much it was the best thing ever.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. It was awful.
Speaker 3: You hated it.
Speaker 1: I just did. It just wasn't for me. I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I was kind.
Speaker 2: Of moved past that, that love of the you know,
Speaker 2: Angel and a Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Speaker 3: When when he was done, I think I was done.
Speaker 3: I think we were all.
Speaker 4: Is that David Rora Borealis? Is that the guy who
Speaker 4: played Angel?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's how I thought.
Speaker 3: Okay, Heart the Rob, Yes.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what you just said Heart Rob
Speaker 1: the Rob, And I'm like, what does Heart the Rob mean?
Speaker 5: Heart?
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I've never seen an episode of Buffy in
Speaker 1: my life. I saw the movie, but I never actually
Speaker 1: saw Buffy. So I'll have to go back and watch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't think I probably I probably
Speaker 3: won't like it.
Speaker 1: Now, who knows you're gonna do a deep dive. We'll
Speaker 1: figure it out. But welcome back to Magical Rewind, the
Speaker 1: show that makes you want to grab your friends, your PJS,
Speaker 1: and your popcorn and go back to a time when
Speaker 1: all the houses were smart. The waves tsunamis and the
Speaker 1: high School's musical. I'm Wilfordell and I'm Sabrina Bryan Oo.
Speaker 1: It's time we dive into the only d com that
Speaker 1: exposes the truth about online dating. It's the two thousand
Speaker 1: horror comedy Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire. It's
Speaker 1: another Halloween dcom. We're hit and all the Halloween ones
Speaker 1: right now. As it originally aired on October thirteenth, two
Speaker 1: thousand and this is well before what we were just
Speaker 1: talking about, Twilight and the young adult vampire craze. So
Speaker 1: once again Disney on the forefront. They always seem to
Speaker 1: be right there, right at the front of every new
Speaker 1: craze that's coming up, So once again ahead of their time.
Speaker 1: Lots of grown ups in this film too, with a
Speaker 1: focus we usually don't see on a full family, mostly
Speaker 1: because we have some very familiar faces when it comes
Speaker 1: to the post pubescent cast members.
Speaker 4: I don't ever want to say that sentence again.
Speaker 1: This movie was produced by a man who, frankly, we
Speaker 1: think deserves a little bit of magical rewind love.
Speaker 4: His name was Don Shane. I hope I'm saying that right.
Speaker 1: It's Shai n and Don started his career making softcore,
Speaker 1: low budget exploitation films. I know you're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: why are you giving him love? But here we go.
Speaker 1: He made films like Ginger Too Hot to Handle and
Speaker 1: Girls Are for Loving actual title. Those are all movies
Speaker 1: that he wrote indirected in the seventies that couldn't be
Speaker 1: less ready for the Disney Channel. Bick, I mean geez.
Speaker 1: But in nineteen ninety one he decided to move to
Speaker 1: wait for it, Salt Lake City, Utah, which again has
Speaker 1: become another character on Magical Rewind to produce movies, and
Speaker 1: in turn he became a go to creative for the
Speaker 1: Disney Channel and they're made for TV movies and was
Speaker 1: later named the first president of the Motion Picture Association
Speaker 1: of Utah, And so he became the liaison for Disney
Speaker 1: and the state that would become synonymous with the DCOM,
Speaker 1: working with and setting up crew members and location and
Speaker 1: doing all the nuts and bolt stuff for the filming
Speaker 1: in Utah, which is where, as we've talked about, ninety
Speaker 1: percent of his decoms were shot.
Speaker 4: So here's why we think he.
Speaker 1: Deserves a little bit of love on the show, because
Speaker 1: here's a list of the dcoms that this prolific man,
Speaker 1: mister Shane produced Here We Go, Don't Look Under the Bed,
Speaker 1: Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire, The Luck of
Speaker 1: the Irish, Hounded, The poof Point, Double Teamed, Ride on Track,
Speaker 1: Pixel Perfect, Going to the Mat, Halloween Town High and
Speaker 1: Return to Halloween, Buffalo Dreams, Go Figure, Life is Rough,
Speaker 1: Read It and Weep Minute Men, Dad Napped, Den Brother
Speaker 1: and High School Musical one, two and three. Not rely
Speaker 1: a list, to be honest, it's a terrible dcom list.
Speaker 3: Very short lived, very short lived.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this man needed some love, because Wow, So
Speaker 1: we found the man who brought the dcom to Utah,
Speaker 1: a vital piece to the production team and the lore
Speaker 1: of Murray High School. Shane unfortunately passed away in twenty
Speaker 1: fifteen at the age of seventy four, but his effect
Speaker 1: on the Disney Channel is still felt today, and so
Speaker 1: we here at Magical Rewind want to say don Shane,
Speaker 1: we speak your name, we see you, Thank you. Mom's
Speaker 1: Got a Date with a Vampire is streamable on Disney
Speaker 1: Plus right now, so you can listen to us first
Speaker 1: and go check out the movie, or do that in reverse.
Speaker 4: But if you don't do either.
Speaker 1: You will be prosecuted. It's a law.
Speaker 4: Go check it out, Sabrina.
Speaker 1: This is the time where I ask you, what did
Speaker 1: you know about Mom's Got a Date with the Vampire before?
Speaker 1: It was a signed to us as our dcom homework,
Speaker 1: our domework. No, I don't like that. Let's just say
Speaker 1: docom homework.
Speaker 3: Okay, honestly nothing.
Speaker 2: Even when we started to know, we haven't gotten started
Speaker 2: talking about the movie. But even as we started, I paused,
Speaker 2: went and looked back to make sure it was a
Speaker 2: d com. You know within the credits that it wasn't
Speaker 2: something that was on ABC because a wonderful Yeah, there
Speaker 2: were so many adults right from the start, and we'll
Speaker 2: get into it, I know, but the content from the start,
Speaker 2: the very clear dynamic of the family was.
Speaker 3: Very different than we've seen before.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I honestly had no idea about this movie. But
Speaker 2: I was excited because I love these Halloween.
Speaker 3: Movies that we're doing. They're fun. There is that time
Speaker 3: of year. I'm for it.
Speaker 1: Let's get spooky, Let's get spooky. I like it. I
Speaker 1: don't even know why I do this segment of the show.
Speaker 1: Of course, I've never heard of this movie or having
Speaker 1: anything to do with it now, before you call Malachi
Speaker 1: van Helsing to investigate, let's get into the synopsis. Ldren
Speaker 1: set their mother up. Well, set their mother up. That's
Speaker 1: an interesting way to put it. We will get into
Speaker 1: that later with a mysterious man not realizing he maybe
Speaker 1: one of the undead Sabrina. Did you online date before Jordan? No?
Speaker 2: Thank god, never, never, never, not an app. Nope, they
Speaker 2: I don't even think they had. They might have had
Speaker 2: match dot com happening this okay, two thousand.
Speaker 3: And oh gosh, when did we meet? It was before
Speaker 3: the whole situation. I can't even think of a year
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 2: I think it was twenty ten. Twenty eleven is when
Speaker 2: I met.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, so you're closer to possibly. I mean that
Speaker 1: there had happened some dating stuff.
Speaker 2: It was, but it wasn't big, and it wasn't too
Speaker 2: long after that my friends started bumble and all of
Speaker 2: that stuff, and oh my gosh. All I could just
Speaker 2: pray was it worked out with Jordan? Because it looked
Speaker 2: like a nightmare. It did not look fun good.
Speaker 3: I just, you know, I give it to people that
Speaker 3: that's the only way they able to meet meet, you know,
Speaker 3: new people.
Speaker 2: I understand the need for it because now thinking about
Speaker 2: meeting someone in.
Speaker 3: A bar or out that feels weird now too.
Speaker 1: So it's like nine out of ten relationships now start online.
Speaker 1: Number of dentists that recommend dent just it's.
Speaker 3: A lot of different work.
Speaker 2: And I do remember because I was on tour a
Speaker 2: lot when I was kind of dating, so I did
Speaker 2: have that our relationship or getting to know each other
Speaker 2: happened over text, you know, so sending the message, waiting
Speaker 2: for the reply. So I did have that as a
Speaker 2: dating situation with people that i'd meet along the way
Speaker 2: while we were on tour through friends, things like that.
Speaker 2: But it was always through friends. It was never someone
Speaker 2: I did not know and didn't have any idea of
Speaker 2: their background at all. And that's where I think it
Speaker 2: can get scary in my head. But you know, that
Speaker 2: was tough enough. Waiting for someone to text you back
Speaker 2: is like what do you know? And trying to be
Speaker 2: witty and trying to show your personality. But some of
Speaker 2: that text but yeah, with the people around you, it's
Speaker 2: not really your personality because everyone's putting their two cents
Speaker 2: on how to like respond, you know, oh.
Speaker 3: Right, right?
Speaker 1: That group dating, Yes, it's tough.
Speaker 2: That's how it was for me. I mean, it would
Speaker 2: go he texts back, what did he say? Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: what should we say?
Speaker 3: What do we say? And it's like, oh, oh, nightmare.
Speaker 1: That sounds awful. Yeah, that sounds awful. It really does.
Speaker 3: Anyway, you didn't right, No, no online dating.
Speaker 1: No online deb No. I found the internet like a
Speaker 1: month ago.
Speaker 3: So no.
Speaker 1: I've known my wife now going on twenty five years. Wow.
Speaker 1: I love it that we've.
Speaker 4: Known each other twenty five years. We've been together.
Speaker 1: Fourteen okay, and tomorrow is our eighth wedding anniversary.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're kind of along the same timeline because Jordan
Speaker 2: and I are about thirteen fourteen, and in a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks on the sixth is our sixth year.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we're good over it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're getting there, which which is good.
Speaker 1: So and Sue and I have both said this is it.
Speaker 1: We're too tired to try to find anybody else. We're
Speaker 1: together forever. That's just to have to happen. It's just
Speaker 1: how it is.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: What did you think of the movie.
Speaker 3: Well, the movie, I feel like.
Speaker 2: I right from the start I liked it. I thought
Speaker 2: it was the perfect combination of it wasn't super scary. Obviously,
Speaker 2: there were some major questions. Again, now I'm starting to
Speaker 2: tap into the mindset of when it comes to magical situations,
Speaker 2: I need, I.
Speaker 3: Need the will answers, the will rules.
Speaker 2: So there are a couple of missteps in that sense,
Speaker 2: but in general, I liked it.
Speaker 3: It was a little fun.
Speaker 2: Little like I said, let's get spooky, but it's fun spooky,
Speaker 2: it's not yet right.
Speaker 3: What about you?
Speaker 1: I honestly, and this is the god's honest truth, I
Speaker 1: don't know how I feel about this movie. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't really love it, but I also
Speaker 1: didn't dislike.
Speaker 4: It in any way, shape or form. I'm wondering if now.
Speaker 1: We're just watching so many back to back to back
Speaker 1: that I'm just starting to get a little bit of whiplash.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: So it could be that a little bit. Maybe it
Speaker 1: could have been that I'm exhausted. You know, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of things that go into it. So I I
Speaker 1: zipped through it the second time. Again, not a bad movie,
Speaker 1: exactly what you said. It's yeah, it's a decom It's
Speaker 1: it is now I'm I'm now able to look at
Speaker 1: the time when these dcoms were made and be able
Speaker 1: to point out the time, like I could tell this
Speaker 1: was an early two thousands dcom. I could just you
Speaker 1: could tell. Uh So, Yeah, didn't dislike it, didn't love it.
Speaker 1: Maybe as I talk about it more, I'll lean one
Speaker 1: way or another.
Speaker 2: But it could because we're just such a fan of musicals.
Speaker 1: Now, that's what it is. There was not enough musical numbers.
Speaker 1: Nobody was dancing.
Speaker 3: It way past the line, and you know, there's just
Speaker 3: no going back for you.
Speaker 1: Unless there is a big, choreographed dancing. I didn't buy
Speaker 1: he was a vampire exactly.
Speaker 4: God, we're all in this together.
Speaker 3: There you go, Well, there you go. I knew it.
Speaker 3: It only took us for five episodes.
Speaker 1: I am a secret musical fan. Okay, So mom's got
Speaker 1: a date with the vampires. Directed by a name we
Speaker 1: keep repeating here on Magical rewind Steve Boyam. He is
Speaker 1: the legendary stuntman turned director who is behind some of
Speaker 1: the best d comes ever Johnny Tsunami, Motocrossed and Stepsister
Speaker 1: from Planet Weird. He since become a TV director with
Speaker 1: episodes of Numbers, Criminal Minds, and The.
Speaker 4: Boys under his belt.
Speaker 1: The movie stars Matt O'Leary as Adam Hansen, the oldest son.
Speaker 1: This was Matt's first gig ever in Hollywood. He'd go
Speaker 1: on to star in Spy Kids two and three, appear
Speaker 1: in Ryan Johnson's breakout film.
Speaker 4: Brick and and just a.
Speaker 1: Few years ago, pop up in five episodes of Agents
Speaker 1: of Shield, which is I mean, he was the star
Speaker 1: of the movie, your first ever gig, and you're that's
Speaker 1: heavy lifting for your first job.
Speaker 3: I thought he'd agree.
Speaker 2: I would never have guessed this was his actual job.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 1: It was three great Disney kids. It really was. Once again,
Speaker 1: you've got Laura Vandervoort is the daughter Chelsea, one of
Speaker 1: the other kids. She's a Canadian actress and has been
Speaker 1: a mainstay on the Canadian screen, which is the same
Speaker 1: as an American television screen, by the way, just a
Speaker 1: lot more apologetic. But you may know her as Supergirl
Speaker 1: on Smallville or.
Speaker 4: As Lisa on v that's v not five.
Speaker 1: By the way. Miles Jeffrey is the youngest tailor, and
Speaker 1: I recognize him the second he popped on screen. He's
Speaker 1: worked a ton as a little kid, appearing in action
Speaker 1: Classics Face Off, which I knew him from right away.
Speaker 1: Great movie in a horrible way. Five episodes of Beverly
Speaker 1: Hills nine oh two one zero and Boyam's other dcom
Speaker 1: one of his other Dcom's Stepsister from Planet Weird. Even
Speaker 1: before this movie. Those are movies that he did so
Speaker 1: a vet, I mean a vet actor, and he was
Speaker 1: probably seven when he did this movie. Eight years old. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then you've got the very familiar Caroline Ray plays
Speaker 1: the titular mom. Lynette, the stand up comedian is very
Speaker 1: well known to the Disney demo as Hilda Spellman on
Speaker 1: Sabrina the Teenage Witch and as the voice of Linda
Speaker 1: on Phineas and Ferb. She'd star in movies like Christmas
Speaker 1: with the Cranks and The Perfect Man with Hillary Duff,
Speaker 1: and from twenty nineteen to twenty twenty two she was
Speaker 1: back on the Channel as the mom in Sydney to
Speaker 1: the Max. Then you've got Charles Shaughnessy, who is Dmitri
Speaker 1: the Natos, although he didn't really have that thicken accent.
Speaker 4: I added a little bit the questionable love interest.
Speaker 1: He is best known, of course as Maxwell Sheffield on
Speaker 1: The Nanny and Shane Donovan on almost Ready for this
Speaker 1: twelve hundred episodes of Days of Our Lives or in
Speaker 1: small Yay in soap opera terms, one full season, yes,
Speaker 1: twelve hundred episodes of Days of Our Lives. He'd also
Speaker 1: appear on Hannah Montana, mad Men and reunite with Caroline,
Speaker 1: this time as a witch on Sabrina just a year after.
Speaker 4: This movie aired.
Speaker 1: And in the Coleman Reynolds Chair, we have Robert Carrodine
Speaker 1: as Malachi van Helsing. Robert will always be known as
Speaker 1: Lewis Skullnik in the Revenge the Nerds movies, but he
Speaker 1: also played Sam on Lizzie McGuire and the dcom and
Speaker 1: appears in the movie Escape from La in a you
Speaker 1: wouldn't even recognize him role. And he is the half
Speaker 1: brother of David Carradine, who was of course from the
Speaker 1: old school show Kung Fu?
Speaker 4: Did you recognize anybody in this one?
Speaker 2: I recognize the date, the dadmy Coleman seat. I recognized it,
Speaker 2: but I could not figure out where those little movies.
Speaker 2: I could not figure it out until luckily we get
Speaker 2: our inframos out before and I.
Speaker 3: Went, that's where it was. And of course he's from
Speaker 3: that movie, and so it was great.
Speaker 2: I loved so I got I did see that before
Speaker 2: the second time I watched, so it made me love
Speaker 2: it even more.
Speaker 3: I thought he was hilarious, So.
Speaker 1: He was great. He was great. I will give you
Speaker 1: five dollars right now if you can tell me the
Speaker 1: name of the fraternity that he was in in Revenge
Speaker 1: of the Nerds and or the college that they were at.
Speaker 3: No. Ninety to fifty dollars. No, the delping.
Speaker 1: The money is not helping the del No. Well okay,
Speaker 1: so no, they were the Lambda Lambda Lambda chapter of
Speaker 1: Adams College, Thank you very much. Okay, this is why
Speaker 1: I didn't need those dating apps at all, Sabrina, because
Speaker 1: this was my life. The movie is exactly eighty five
Speaker 1: minutes long, which is five below the ideal ninety, but again,
Speaker 1: too little is better than too much in my opinion,
Speaker 1: and was written by Robert Keats, a writer on Happy
Speaker 1: Days name Happy Days and The Down and Out. In
Speaker 1: Beverly Hill's TV adaptation, he shares credit with Lindsey. I
Speaker 1: want to say this right, Nathon's I think who this
Speaker 1: is the only imd listed Hollywood job is this movie? Okay,
Speaker 1: so why don't you go put on a nice dress
Speaker 1: because we're getting fanged here people. The movie opens, lying
Speaker 1: no doubt that we are in for a spooky one.
Speaker 1: Full moon bats, scary music, and the credits. We are
Speaker 1: at a large castle, medieval looking even. A horse and
Speaker 1: carriage pulls up, and a debonier man wearing a typical
Speaker 1: vampire costume exits the carriage. He's followed by a pretty
Speaker 1: woman in a white gothic dress. He welcomes her to
Speaker 1: the castle of Count Krelski. Then Victor, another man dressed
Speaker 1: similarly but with a goateee, and somehow a much less
Speaker 1: evil feeling vibe yells out release how you monster? But
Speaker 1: Maria is in Count Krelski's power. Now, Victor with the goatee,
Speaker 1: begs her to come to him. Their love is more
Speaker 1: powerful than a vampire's trance. She abruptly comes out of
Speaker 1: her trance, screaming and running to her partner for an embrace.
Speaker 1: Krelski is not impressed. The sound of the night will
Speaker 1: chill the lovebird's soul, and then we hear a phone ringing, Now,
Speaker 1: were you fool? Did you think this was going to
Speaker 1: be the opening of the movie we were watching?
Speaker 3: Or did you know this was going to be like,
Speaker 3: uh yeah, I was in it. First thing.
Speaker 2: I'm going, Wow, that mansion looks amazing, Like they're already
Speaker 2: the set.
Speaker 3: I'm into. This is a big situation.
Speaker 2: And then the phone rings and I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, they totally got me.
Speaker 3: They got heavy, I.
Speaker 1: Thought, because again the fantasy side of me was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're going to the backstory of how the vampire was
Speaker 1: actually created where this guy's from. It's the sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally got me.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 4: Nope, not good opening. Good opening.
Speaker 1: This, of course, was a movie on TV the entire
Speaker 1: time being watched by Adam, a young boy in present day,
Speaker 1: fixated on the scares. Eventually, his older sister Chelsea answers
Speaker 1: the phone call that keeps going, and it is a
Speaker 1: boy she likes. It quickly becomes a battle of power,
Speaker 1: her talking in the phone, him trying to watch and
Speaker 1: recite the movie quotes as they are said. Krelski in
Speaker 1: the movie goes in for the final bite, and we
Speaker 1: see their younger brother Taylor barely watching from behind a pillow.
Speaker 1: He's hiding because he's scared, and that's when their mom, Lynette,
Speaker 1: gets home.
Speaker 4: From a late night at work, turns off the TV.
Speaker 1: It's time for homework and then dinner, and she's also like,
Speaker 1: you know, you're not supposed to let him watch the
Speaker 1: Scary Yeah. We are now up in Adam's room, which is,
Speaker 1: like every other Disney trope, a great way to show
Speaker 1: who our characters are. Is a shrine to pop culture vampires,
Speaker 1: but mostly just the ones in the public domain. He
Speaker 1: ignores his homework to thumb through a tabloid, The Weekly Secret,
Speaker 1: with headlines about a vampire hunter, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: these were some of my If you ever want to
Speaker 1: read some of the best comedy writing in the world,
Speaker 1: it is all written for comedy. I think you can
Speaker 1: still get it. Go get the Weekly World News. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, vampire boys, they're hysterical.
Speaker 3: When we did The Tower of Tear.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're just so good, So go check it out. Yep.
Speaker 1: So he's reading The Weekly Secret with the headline about
Speaker 1: a vampire hunter. He skims it and has led to
Speaker 1: a website www. Dot Malachi Vanhelsing dot com, which, of
Speaker 1: course our producers checked and it is no longer I'm
Speaker 1: going to say, no longer a working website in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four. I guess is it was never a working website,
Speaker 1: but it's not up now. But in the movie it's
Speaker 1: a site for a vampire hunter for hire. This obviously
Speaker 1: interests young Adam, but when there's a knock on the door,
Speaker 1: he quickly shuts off his screen and pretends to do
Speaker 1: his homework. His mom then comes in and sits on
Speaker 1: the bed and starts a very long speech, or is
Speaker 1: about to start a long speech about divorce. Adam cuts
Speaker 1: her off. Is this about dad's wedding invitation? Adam and
Speaker 1: his siblings were told about this last weekend, but his
Speaker 1: mom was clearly blindsided by it. She shrugs it off
Speaker 1: when Adam reminds her, Hey, Mom, you're still the bomb.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we're getting the family dynamic. They're obviously still
Speaker 1: in touch with their dad, they're invited to the wedding,
Speaker 1: but you know, the mom doesn't know anything about it. Okay,
Speaker 1: an interesting way to kind of figure out what the
Speaker 1: dynamic is. In class, we find out that the homework
Speaker 1: that he did not do was a one page essay
Speaker 1: about who they admire. But when Adam is called on
Speaker 1: to read his in front of the class, he first
Speaker 1: tries for a rain check, but he's then forced to present,
Speaker 1: so he takes the podium and reads directly from that tabloid,
Speaker 1: the Weekly Secret about that vampire hunter Malachi van Helsing.
Speaker 1: When the teacher asked me, he's just making this up,
Speaker 1: he finally reveals the tabloid. She makes fun of his source,
Speaker 1: and the class laughs along. Wampwomp. I think that's a
Speaker 1: new thing, right, wamp womp. That's like a I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure that's like, yeah, I think I said it. I
Speaker 1: don't know, there you go. I'm not even sure you
Speaker 1: could say it wrong. Frankly, wampomp. Maybe if I made
Speaker 1: it a.
Speaker 2: Question, you know, it's like, it's that that cartoon sound?
Speaker 4: Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: Wompwomp. Okay, but you're not lying. Every time you do
Speaker 1: a cartoon sound, you do a hand gesture. You do
Speaker 1: every time.
Speaker 4: It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Even when you just womp womp, you still have the handjuster,
Speaker 1: that's great, incredible learning so much. After school, Adam is
Speaker 1: joined by his friend again. His brother got them backstage
Speaker 1: passes for the Coolest band in town. It's the only
Speaker 1: shirt that Adam wears the entire time. He has it
Speaker 1: in multiple colors, a band called The Headless Horseman and
Speaker 1: the concert is tomorrow. Hooray. Adam rides home he's so excited.
Speaker 1: His mom has heard, unfortunately, about the vampire stunt that
Speaker 1: happened at school and is not happy. Adam says he's
Speaker 1: got a handle on it, but she reminds him when
Speaker 1: you don't do your homework, you get grounded. So he
Speaker 1: is punished for the weekend. But come on, tomorrow's the
Speaker 1: Headless Horseman show. Mom's not budget. This is the way
Speaker 1: it is. And on Adam's way up to his room,
Speaker 1: he's insulted by his sister, which in turn gets her
Speaker 1: grounded for the weekend. Two and now she's going to
Speaker 1: miss a hot date with that dude I think his
Speaker 1: name was Pete that called earlier. Oh well, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Did you get grounded a lot? Were you a grounded person? No?
Speaker 3: I think I only got really grounded twice.
Speaker 1: Were you a real follower?
Speaker 3: Yes? I hated getting in trouble. I hated getting in trouble,
Speaker 3: so total rule follower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think I got grounded talking back,
Speaker 2: like go to your room, that kind of stuff, but
Speaker 2: not staying home, not being able to go.
Speaker 4: Do stuff right, like or we're taking your stuff or
Speaker 4: doing that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean my family wasn't big grounding family because
Speaker 1: I tried not to do anything to get grounded. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not to say I didn't do so I tried
Speaker 1: my best not to get caught while doing something.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, And my parents were so well known in
Speaker 2: my area. I couldn't be out seen somewhere, you know,
Speaker 2: like going to the movies without telling my parents, because
Speaker 2: not everyone would know chance there was going to be
Speaker 2: someone there that was going to be able to tell
Speaker 2: my parents.
Speaker 1: So I also just became a master at hiding things.
Speaker 1: I mean I smoked cigarettes for like seven years when
Speaker 1: I was a kid without my parents knowing.
Speaker 3: Living in your parents' house, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't obviously didn't smoke in the house, and my parents
Speaker 1: didn't smoke cigarettes. Yeah. I mean my parents and my
Speaker 1: parents are very smart people, and I just became a
Speaker 1: master at hiding all that. Wow, So I got very
Speaker 1: good at it. We'll talk about how to do it
Speaker 1: later in case you want to make sure your kids
Speaker 1: aren't smoking they're a.
Speaker 3: Little Yeah, yes, I would like to learn all those things.
Speaker 4: But we are now up in Adam's room.
Speaker 1: He's still reading The Weekly Secret, but when his sister enters,
Speaker 1: he says he may have a way out of their
Speaker 1: grounding if they can get their mom on a day
Speaker 1: tomorrow night. They'll leave when she leaves and be back
Speaker 1: by the time she comes back, so he gets to
Speaker 1: go to them. She gets to go on their date,
Speaker 1: even though she hasn't been on a date since the
Speaker 1: divorce and it's been so long since she was the
Speaker 1: cool singer of a band. We find out Adam thinks
Speaker 1: the Secrets Personal adge could really shake things up, and
Speaker 1: this is where we realize that Adam is a little pimp,
Speaker 1: because this becomes a thing that continues to happen throughout
Speaker 1: the movie. So at first, he's pimping out his mom, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: I would love to get del for further into it,
Speaker 1: but I can't. He's just pimping out his mom.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was I mean, yeah, that.
Speaker 4: Woof is a good wamp wump whatever.
Speaker 1: Chelsea certainly isn't sold, so Adam says they'll email one
Speaker 1: guy and set up a meeting in public in case
Speaker 1: they're setting her up with a serial killer. They stumble
Speaker 1: on a possible which ironically they are. They stumble on
Speaker 1: a possible suitor who loves long walks under a full
Speaker 1: moon but hates turtlenecks.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: They decide to email him at Wolfsbane at netherlink dot
Speaker 1: ro and set up a surprise meet cute for their mom.
Speaker 4: We see the email landet.
Speaker 1: It's in tended mailbox, a computer in a Ma Cob manner,
Speaker 1: a fireplace lights up on his own, and a coffin
Speaker 1: slowly opens A hand, creeps out and presses the mouse
Speaker 1: to read the date requested.
Speaker 4: A haunting laugh is heard. Loved this scene.
Speaker 1: I love how the vampire stays asleep until he gets
Speaker 1: an email. And I just imagine how annoying like sales
Speaker 1: announcements from the Gap or spam from some Nigerian prince
Speaker 1: would be where it just keep.
Speaker 3: One at, like just from this one website.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm hoping, because otherwise he got no He
Speaker 2: has no sleep, no rest.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, this guy keeps getting keeps getting spammed with stuff.
Speaker 1: We are now back at the Hanson's house, the not
Speaker 1: the band, but the family. It's family dinner and the
Speaker 1: kids are guiltying their mom about how they used to
Speaker 1: have Saturday morning breakfast with chocolate chip pancakes. They're seriously
Speaker 1: tapping into this poor woman's need to keep things cheery
Speaker 1: since the divorce she's going through a day after finding
Speaker 1: out her ex husband has moved on and is starting
Speaker 1: is getting married, so pretty manipulative in and all awful
Speaker 1: of the kids at the end of the day. So yeah,
Speaker 1: just not good. But they she of course wants to
Speaker 1: keep them happy, so they quickly drive to the food
Speaker 1: Master supermarket for chocolate chips, which we know is the
Speaker 1: location of the rendezvous. Inside they do something very strange
Speaker 1: to start off, which they save a little bit at
Speaker 1: the end, but they are just there for chocolate chips
Speaker 1: and they get a cart. I know, I don't know
Speaker 1: why you need a cart for chocolate chips, only.
Speaker 2: If they'll like, I get a cart regardless, because that's
Speaker 2: where I put Monroe or Ledger.
Speaker 3: It's instead of kicking Okay. So yeah, they had no
Speaker 3: little kids though, no, so I was assuming like maybe that,
Speaker 3: you know, but then he never got enough cart.
Speaker 4: Just go grab grab your chips and leave.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Inside the Halloween decorated food emporium, Adam and Chelsea search
Speaker 1: for the date that just you know, trying to figure
Speaker 1: out who this guy could be. They split up just
Speaker 1: as a man in a trench coat and hat enters.
Speaker 1: He menacingly says, come to Papa, and Sallas Taylor and
Speaker 1: his mom through the aisles. Come to Papa is very weird,
Speaker 1: no matter who says it or waiting just for the right,
Speaker 1: unless it's you are by yourself and talking to a pizza.
Speaker 1: It's a weird thing to say. But just before the
Speaker 1: family is ready to leave and the kids consider their
Speaker 1: attempt to bus, they crash their cart into a handsome
Speaker 1: man with an accent. He's Romanian or maybe Hungarian and
Speaker 1: his name is Dmitri then Dentatos, Dmitri Dentatos, and the
Speaker 1: flirting with Lynette is going swimmingly. He's on paper, it
Speaker 1: looks like at least the perfect guy, good looking dude,
Speaker 1: easy on the eyes.
Speaker 4: He's an er doctor, he's new to the area.
Speaker 1: He's fixing up the old matherhouse by the lake, and
Speaker 1: he's also wearing a Canadian tuxedo. Score well, could go
Speaker 1: wrong right exactly. After some pleasantries, they decide I'll check
Speaker 1: out together and that other dude, the nearby trench coat
Speaker 1: guy and hat sees this all going down now. Once outside,
Speaker 1: doctor Dentatos asks Lynette out for tomorrow night, so boom,
Speaker 1: he's he's jumping right on. Now let's get let's get
Speaker 1: in this, and she says, yes, the plan has worked,
Speaker 1: but they still don't know that's the guy they actually emailed.
Speaker 1: They anyway, Yeah, this is where okay, I didn't understand that,
Speaker 1: but they don't. The trench coat man, all of a
Speaker 1: sudden is now talking on a flip phone, which, God,
Speaker 1: I want one. I really want them to come back
Speaker 1: because I missed my flip phone. No joke. If they
Speaker 1: come back, I'm getting it tomorrow. I want a flip phone.
Speaker 1: But he's talking to somebody who we never figure out
Speaker 1: who he's talking to. He talks this person a couple times,
Speaker 1: and he says he knows there's a vampire in that market.
Speaker 1: He's so close he can taste it. Little Taylor overhears
Speaker 1: this and becomes suspicious. Then he looks over at Dentados,
Speaker 1: now walking to his car, and he sees him not
Speaker 1: only ditch the shopping bags, he drops him like he
Speaker 1: doesn't need the food, but he morse into a bat
Speaker 1: utilizing special effects. Somewhere between Claymation and Y two KCGI.
Speaker 1: Taylor is terrified. Where do we put these effects on
Speaker 1: the DCOM scale?
Speaker 3: I thought it was pretty good. I did you not
Speaker 3: like that?
Speaker 4: The bat was better than later?
Speaker 3: The later one is the one that was.
Speaker 4: When he walks up the wall.
Speaker 1: It's awful.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It looks like I drew it myself in my room.
Speaker 3: Yes, but the that one was pretty good.
Speaker 1: It was okay, I did. I agreed.
Speaker 4: I thought. I was like, okay, that's.
Speaker 3: Two thousand, two thousand.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Also, I want to know what the CGI, what the
Speaker 1: what the special effects budget was, because it was Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would like to have seen it was it was.
Speaker 4: Okay, again, we've seen better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought even what Twitches was two thousand and six,
Speaker 1: So even six years we can see the big difference
Speaker 1: in what we saw there. Even though Smoke Monster wasn't
Speaker 1: good and we didn't like it, the CGI was certainly
Speaker 1: better than this stuff was. Yeah, so we're getting there,
Speaker 1: but on the other side of the spectrum. Because all
Speaker 1: this has happened, Chelsea can now go on her date
Speaker 1: and Adam is ready for the concert. So he tells
Speaker 1: his friend on one of those awesome see through home phones.
Speaker 1: Did you ever have one of those? We could see
Speaker 1: all the guts of it.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 4: Those things are cool. Let's make it plastic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love those. But unfortunately his friend gave gave
Speaker 1: his ticket away to some other kid named Boomer. Adam
Speaker 1: can't believe it, so he forces a meet up with
Speaker 1: his friend and Boomer in a funky diner and tries
Speaker 1: to trade some stuff for the backstage passes back for
Speaker 1: his concert. He's got like, you know, footballs and baseballs
Speaker 1: and baseball cards. You think he's got comic books and
Speaker 1: the trade uh is rejected by Boomer.
Speaker 4: So what does Adam do?
Speaker 1: He falls back on the old mainstay of being a
Speaker 1: pimp yep, and he offers up a date with his
Speaker 1: sister since Boomer has the hotspur. Boomer says, if he
Speaker 1: can guarantee a kiss on the lips, he's got himself
Speaker 1: a deal too far?
Speaker 3: Why too far, Adam?
Speaker 4: You can one too far? I think it's all too far?
Speaker 3: Yes, but I mean sure, but no, you cannot. That
Speaker 3: is that is like a kiss. It is like a no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: come on.
Speaker 1: But Adam's got his ticket back. He just had to
Speaker 1: turn his sister into a prostitute.
Speaker 4: Yes, kid Holmes favorites awful bad.
Speaker 1: This kid is set up for sus there's some serious
Speaker 1: red flags where that's the first go to. This kid has,
Speaker 1: let's pimp somebody out. Back at home, Taylor still has
Speaker 1: the doctor's bat transformation on his mind. Obvi. He has
Speaker 1: some questions for his vampire expert brother Adam and learns
Speaker 1: all about the trance these monsters usually have on their
Speaker 1: female prey. This is where the we can address that
Speaker 1: thing you were talking about back at the beginning, where
Speaker 1: at least they use, like in almost like a scream
Speaker 1: kind of way, they at least use Adam as a
Speaker 1: repository of all the vampire knowledge, so he can kind
Speaker 1: of say, no, here are the rules, this is the trance,
Speaker 1: this is the kind of which is an interesting way
Speaker 1: to go. So at least we kind of had some
Speaker 1: idea of what was happening. Adam suggests you could kill
Speaker 1: a vampire with a vampire hunter from that tabloid he has,
Speaker 1: and then we get the titular line from Taylor quote,
Speaker 1: but Mom's got a date with a vampire. But of
Speaker 1: course Adam doesn't believe it for a second. We asked
Speaker 1: this a lot. Do you think there's a better title
Speaker 1: for this movie or do you think this is it?
Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's straightforward.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: Actually Mom's got a date with a vampire, and it's like, what,
Speaker 4: that's what it is?
Speaker 3: This happened? I thought it was.
Speaker 2: Kind of, you know, straightforward, but also, how does that
Speaker 2: go down?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm interested doctor Tantado's I think that's his name.
Speaker 1: I'm probably saying his name wrong the entire time. The
Speaker 1: doctor arrives in what at the time, if not a
Speaker 1: little earlier, would have been considered an awesome Ferrari, but
Speaker 1: actually back in the day it was terrible ferrari, called
Speaker 1: the Ferrari Mondal. They were not well made or well
Speaker 1: running automobiles, and they don't drive particularly well.
Speaker 4: Sorry I go off on that.
Speaker 1: But he won't enter the house until Adam invites him in,
Speaker 1: which is one of these things we learned already is
Speaker 1: a vampire trait.
Speaker 4: Upstairs, Lynette is nervous.
Speaker 1: She thinks it's too late in her life to date,
Speaker 1: but the kids convince her to go through with it,
Speaker 1: not because they want their mom to get out there,
Speaker 1: but because they want her out of the house with
Speaker 1: whatever guy shows up. I don't care if this guy's
Speaker 1: got sixty bodies buried in his backyard. I want to
Speaker 1: see the headless horseman.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So they convinced her to go through with it.
Speaker 1: Dmitri reveals they have dinner at Ryan Fields or Ryan Felds,
Speaker 1: which is a fun nod to Dracula servant in the
Speaker 1: Bram Stoker novel. Then they're going dancing. Then a horse
Speaker 1: drawn carriage drive moonlight. A scared tailor looks on from upstairs,
Speaker 1: and then he finally goes and calls Malachi van Helsing
Speaker 1: from the tabloid and leaves a message. We cut to
Speaker 1: an exotic car dealership where a salesman is chatting with
Speaker 1: Van Helsing. So the Ferrari that's there, the yellow Ferrari
Speaker 1: that's there, is a great Ferrari. That's a three fifty five.
Speaker 1: That's a very good Ferrari. Okay, that was a later Ferrari.
Speaker 1: That was a mid mid nineties. I think the first
Speaker 1: one started in ninety five. That was I had that car.
Speaker 1: That was a great So that was a beautiful car.
Speaker 3: And then you had that car.
Speaker 1: I bought it when I was twenty two.
Speaker 3: And you didn't get a ticket in it. I got
Speaker 3: a ticket in it.
Speaker 1: I didn't cat. I just sold it in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: I had it for twenty five years.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And I only sold it because it was just sitting
Speaker 1: in the garage and just kept bumping into it. Very
Speaker 1: expensive thing. I would pile my mail on. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so it was. But that so that's that's a good car. Okay,
Speaker 1: the one he was in not so good?
Speaker 3: Got it?
Speaker 1: But I'm a collector's piece, don't get me wrong. But
Speaker 1: not a great car. I'm sorry I go too much
Speaker 1: on it. So anyway, A scared tailor looks from upstairs.
Speaker 1: He calls Malachi. We cut through the exotic car dealership
Speaker 1: where a salesman is chatting with Van Helsing and he's
Speaker 1: ignoring his sales pitch. Van Helsing does he's does some
Speaker 1: cool things. So this time he drops a piece of
Speaker 1: coal on the floor. He crushes it with his foot
Speaker 1: and then he smacks it with a clipboard. As a
Speaker 1: result of that, half a dozen footprints poof. They light
Speaker 1: up with fire, and it is proof that a vampire
Speaker 1: was there. The salesman reveals he suggested Main Street for
Speaker 1: some food for Dmitri to go, and now the vampire
Speaker 1: hunter knows exactly where they're going to be. Question the
Speaker 1: salesman who saw the footprints light up says, glowing footprints.
Speaker 4: I knew that dude was a freak. What do you
Speaker 4: think he means by that?
Speaker 1: And how do you glowing footprints elicit that response?
Speaker 3: I don't know. He was just from the beginning of
Speaker 3: his whole little thing.
Speaker 2: He was kind of a funky little character to have
Speaker 2: because he comes up like fun Yeah, he was funny,
Speaker 2: but just kind of that was such an odd thing. Oh,
Speaker 2: I knew instead of being like, what who is this person?
Speaker 2: I just sold a card to? Right?
Speaker 1: Or how did you just light all this stuff on
Speaker 1: fire with a clip for you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yes, coming looking like Inspector Gadget, like.
Speaker 1: Because he did look like Inspector Gadget.
Speaker 2: Wow, Inspector Gadget.
Speaker 3: I thought he was the vampire.
Speaker 1: He did look like inspect go, go gadget here vampire
Speaker 1: stuff with this gadget.
Speaker 3: Cale and a clip that he asked for.
Speaker 4: That's such a good call. He does. He looks like
Speaker 4: Inspector Gadget.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was weird.
Speaker 3: It was kind of weird. I don't know. What that was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was a strange respondect.
Speaker 2: When it's something weird like that, you think that character
Speaker 2: is going to come back into play somewhere.
Speaker 3: But oh, we never see him again.
Speaker 1: He is gone. That's gone. We hardly knew yee car
Speaker 1: salesman man. We are now back at home while Adam
Speaker 1: and Chelsea get ready for their respective nights out, and
Speaker 1: then they hear the garage door open. It's Taylor escaping
Speaker 1: on his bike to save his mom. He's the only
Speaker 1: one that's gonna go save her, so they race after him.
Speaker 1: He cannot ruin their plan. At Renfields, Lynette says she
Speaker 1: isn't worldly enough for Dmitri, and Dmitri just wants her
Speaker 1: to avoid the garlic bread and ask her to order
Speaker 1: steak because it's quote good for the blood. Meanwhile, Taylor,
Speaker 1: in the big City passes a movie theater showing Lost
Speaker 1: Boys another very cool Easter Egg, but just as he
Speaker 1: finds Renfields, Adam and Chelsea nab him. He has to
Speaker 1: go home. It's time. Taylor is adamant that Dmitri is
Speaker 1: a vampire, so Adam to kind of placate him is like, fine,
Speaker 1: let's go into the restaurant. If I can prove to
Speaker 1: you a vampire, can we please just go home? He says, fine,
Speaker 1: the deal, we'll do that. So they walk in. They
Speaker 1: go up to the doctor. They ask, once and for all,
Speaker 1: are you of vampire? As a result, Dmitri offers the
Speaker 1: quote unquote spoon test. This is obviously just placating the
Speaker 1: little kid, saying a vampire can't hang a spoon on
Speaker 1: his nose or he'll explode. Everyone plays along and he
Speaker 1: passes the fake test. Taylor says he's satisfied, so they leave,
Speaker 1: but on their way out, Adam catches a look in
Speaker 1: the mirror and realizes Dmitri has no reflection and fangs.
Speaker 1: And that made me think, how does nobody else in
Speaker 1: the restaurant notice this giant mirror where there's clearly no
Speaker 1: reflection of one Maybe.
Speaker 2: Not the reflection, but when he looks at he looks
Speaker 2: back at him to see the fangs. His mom's sitting
Speaker 2: right in front of him. How does she not see
Speaker 2: the fangs the reflection. If you're not paying attention, you're
Speaker 2: in a crowded resh.
Speaker 1: They couldn't notice that, though.
Speaker 2: Right, somebody could, but not as much as if this
Speaker 2: guy is sitting there talking to a woman and with thangs,
Speaker 2: and it's not Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 6: I have a point that the things though, okay, yeah,
Speaker 6: well only he sees the things when he looks at
Speaker 6: the vampire, so like, he looks in the mirror, doesn't
Speaker 6: see the mirror, then looks back at the vampire, and
Speaker 6: the vampire looks directly at him, and he's like, but
Speaker 6: then when he cuts away, he's just talking to the mom.
Speaker 6: So it was like it was a mind meld basically.
Speaker 4: Okay, he's doing that just for the kid.
Speaker 1: I got it, that makes sense. I would have gone
Speaker 1: more circumspect with it, though if I was directing, it
Speaker 1: would have been a harder thing to direct. But I
Speaker 1: would have when he took the spoon away, see the
Speaker 1: spoon test, he would have held up the spoon to
Speaker 1: show his brother as he was walking away, and the
Speaker 1: guy wouldn't have reflected in the spoon, which then would
Speaker 1: have made him instead, there's just a giant mirror. It's like,
Speaker 1: how did nobody notice that there is a.
Speaker 3: Giant mirror, that very big mirror. That's true?
Speaker 1: Yes, good, yes, So they dropped Taylor back off at
Speaker 1: home with a babysitter and Andy tells his sister about
Speaker 1: the revelation.
Speaker 4: So he's like, okay, good bye, Taylor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's actually a vapire.
Speaker 3: We got to go.
Speaker 1: So they gotta go back to Ryinfield. It was a funny,
Speaker 1: funny turn. They gotta go back to Ryinfield. She's skeptical
Speaker 1: but agrees to help. She doesn't believe it, but she's like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're doing this to me. Fine, So
Speaker 1: we're back at the house. It's Taylor's bedtime. But guess
Speaker 1: who's at the door. Malachi van Helsing. He asked Taylor
Speaker 1: about all which okay, first of all, the babysitter doesn't
Speaker 1: seem shocked at all that a strange man in a
Speaker 1: trench was.
Speaker 3: The worst babysitter.
Speaker 2: Oh my, worst nightmare for any parent to leave their
Speaker 2: child at home with a babysitter like this.
Speaker 1: I mean, my god, a man in a trench coat
Speaker 1: like this is my friend I met at the park
Speaker 1: in a trench coat. Hey, how are you come on in?
Speaker 1: That sounds odd to me.
Speaker 3: He needs to go to bed. Yeah, what are you
Speaker 3: doing in this house?
Speaker 4: The hell out of my house. I'm gonna call the police.
Speaker 3: Says something. Oh my gosh, it was not the.
Speaker 1: Worst good But anyway, we of course know this is
Speaker 1: Malachai van Helsing. He asked Taylor about this Dmitri guy
Speaker 1: and where he is.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: With all the info, Van Helsing is off to Rhinefields
Speaker 1: to save Lynette and the two kids, but we know
Speaker 1: the couple have left to take a walk, and Lynette
Speaker 1: then comes upon her old favorite rockabilly club, a musical
Speaker 1: genre she guilts Dmitri into, also saying that he loves
Speaker 1: of course you love because this guy is just he's
Speaker 1: trying to get some neck. Yeah, that's all, that's all
Speaker 1: he wants.
Speaker 3: He's just trying to get some neck, trying to.
Speaker 1: Get some neck. And I'm just gonna I will say rockabilly.
Speaker 1: Of course I love rockabilly. The kids then find a
Speaker 1: back entrance and Adam sneaks into witness a Royal Crowns
Speaker 1: concert entering the late nineties early two thousands trend of
Speaker 1: swing dancing. Thank god that went away?
Speaker 4: Do you remember this trend?
Speaker 1: Or no? Do you did?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Oh god, okay, I don't remember, like rockabilly music having
Speaker 2: to be swing dancing music though that I didn't recognize
Speaker 2: the kind of music that was playing from.
Speaker 1: What different rockabilly swing are different, but it's still all
Speaker 1: of that trending.
Speaker 2: More like fifties, like remember the Gap commercials, Like that
Speaker 2: was swing music.
Speaker 1: Stop shopping at the Gap.
Speaker 3: It was a lot more. It seemed more like.
Speaker 1: Like like stray Cats, kind of like orchestra kind of yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, and the band I thought was good, but
Speaker 1: it was it's that kind of the Oh. The swing
Speaker 1: dancing was just such an affectation, like where we're going
Speaker 1: to We're going swing dancing. So Adam Adam talks another
Speaker 1: male club goer into going and asking his mom to dance.
Speaker 4: This guy he's working angles.
Speaker 1: He is always working angles at him, and though Dimitri
Speaker 1: says he's cool with it, he mine controls the guy
Speaker 1: to leave, forcing him to involuntarily backtrack off the floor.
Speaker 1: So guy's got some powers. At the same time, Van
Speaker 1: Helsing is on his way to Main Street when he
Speaker 1: realizes Taylor has been hiding in the back seat the
Speaker 1: whole time. He's angry at first, but eventually lets the
Speaker 1: kid tag along because why not. And in the club,
Speaker 1: Adam lets the Royal Crowns know that the singer from
Speaker 1: Cowgirl Blue Ooz is in attendance. That's his mom from
Speaker 1: the band barely mentioned earlier in this movie. They asked Lynette,
Speaker 1: of course, to join them on stage, and she just casually,
Speaker 1: with a big smile, struts up to the microphone. She
Speaker 1: doesn't even say no, she's been so long. She's like, hell, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going up there. And she asked if they remember
Speaker 1: the song maybe, and of course they all sound perfect together.
Speaker 1: And I don't think Caroline Ray was singing, do you.
Speaker 3: I wasn't sure.
Speaker 2: As this is coming along, you see where it's going,
Speaker 2: and I go, oh.
Speaker 3: I don't. Did she sing in Sabena the Teenage? Which
Speaker 3: did she maybe a singer?
Speaker 2: I don't trying to think back of the things I've
Speaker 2: seen her in and go oh, because that's very much
Speaker 2: Disney going, Oh, let's get her.
Speaker 3: She'd be great because she can sing, you know.
Speaker 4: That, get her.
Speaker 1: It would make sense, as she could say totally.
Speaker 3: And I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't mean it might be her, it might not.
Speaker 1: We do not know here at Magical Rewind, which is
Speaker 1: one of our hashtags hashtag mag hashtag Magical Rewind, we
Speaker 1: don't know. During the performance, a bounce kicks Adam out
Speaker 1: for being too young, but after finding out he's actually
Speaker 1: Lynette Hansen's kid, he also agrees to kick out Dimitri
Speaker 1: for stalking her. So a trio of these big bulky
Speaker 1: dudes tossed the likely vampire out the back door, right
Speaker 1: where Chelsea is on her phone. She watches on as
Speaker 1: he is so upset, so he bends their bikes and
Speaker 1: anger dusts himself off and then climbs up the building
Speaker 1: wall at a perfect ninety degree angle. These fat a
Speaker 1: good one were really bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah. First of all, if he can become a bat,
Speaker 3: why wouldn't he just fly?
Speaker 1: I thought the same thing, Well, transport yourself, you can
Speaker 1: do that. He does the zippy thing where he gets
Speaker 1: super super cool.
Speaker 2: Why would you need to fully do this whole walk
Speaker 2: up where someone could really see you, like you know,
Speaker 2: the bat thing seemed like happened really fast.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also at this point, my question is he can sense
Speaker 2: the kids sometimes but not all the time. How did
Speaker 2: he not know that Adam was in the club, but
Speaker 2: he knew else he was in.
Speaker 1: The alley bushes and then the bushes later and then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, later on in the butch, Like, how does he
Speaker 2: because he talked there's a there's an idea of him
Speaker 2: where he senses things. Then there's also an idea later
Speaker 2: on we find out where he smells and why is
Speaker 2: this not the same constant? You know, I've got my
Speaker 2: I've got my will brain on going up.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: You guys are not following the roles.
Speaker 1: Follow the roles.
Speaker 4: Follow the roles.
Speaker 1: I also apologize for your will brain. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of baggage that comes to Yes, so not good effects.
Speaker 3: No, we're just I could have seen the bad thing
Speaker 3: again and been totally fine.
Speaker 4: Been fine, and it kind of brought it back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these effects aren't very special.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: In Van Helsing's car, the Vampire Hunter and Taylor realized
Speaker 1: they just missed the couple at Reinfields.
Speaker 4: Now they're over at the rockabilly bar.
Speaker 1: Lynnette wraps up the song and is somehow helped off
Speaker 1: stage by Dimitri. He's back inside. He did his vampire
Speaker 1: thing to get back in. Is now kicked out in
Speaker 1: a much more polite manner and sees Chelsea. She's now
Speaker 1: a full on vampire believer. She's like, yeah, okayy's out
Speaker 1: of vmpire thing. Yeah, he's a vampire and fills in
Speaker 1: Adham on the bike, bending slash wall walking bit, just
Speaker 1: in time to watch Dimitri's car speedby. I'm amazing that
Speaker 1: incredible that it started. It wasn't reliable anyway, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Inside the sports car, Lynette is still high from her performance.
Speaker 1: It's the first time she's sung in like fifteen years,
Speaker 1: and she wants this moment to live forever. And of
Speaker 1: course it's Kelski. I'd like to say it says that
Speaker 1: it can be arranged. Dmitri says that can be arranged,
Speaker 1: but not as creepy as I just said it. A
Speaker 1: now stranded, Chelsea and Adam think their mom would probably
Speaker 1: want to take her date to the Harvest Festival next
Speaker 1: It's about five miles away, but Adam has a plan.
Speaker 1: He gets his friend now with Boomer, and his friend's
Speaker 1: brother to pick them up on their way to the
Speaker 1: Headless Horseman show at the festival.
Speaker 4: I just want to stop here, very briefly.
Speaker 1: Did you think at some point we were going to
Speaker 1: get a Headless Horseman song or see them in concert.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for that big piece where I was like,
Speaker 1: obviously we're gonna end up at the Headless Horseman concert.
Speaker 4: At some point I.
Speaker 2: Didn't because we had this rockabilly song already, I feel
Speaker 2: like it would have been way too many. What would
Speaker 2: be the point of them having any type?
Speaker 1: I thought we were going to see something in the
Speaker 1: crowd with the headless Horsemen.
Speaker 4: They were going to look like vampires.
Speaker 1: Something was gonna happen with the headless Horseman because they'd
Speaker 1: been built up so long. But nothing was just a.
Speaker 2: Creepy ride with the creepy Boomer. The poor Chelsea know
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 4: Oh who doesn't know that she's a piece of meat.
Speaker 3: Go in for it.
Speaker 1: It's awful. Then we get our biggest set piece, which
Speaker 1: is a large scale carnival. Boomer wants to ditch the
Speaker 1: concert to have his date with Chelsea, which exposes Adam's
Speaker 1: gross deal from earlier. Chelsea leaves in disgust, obviously, and
Speaker 1: Adam runs after. He admits it was a lousy move,
Speaker 1: but he was quote unquote different then, and it was
Speaker 1: this afternoon. I'm so glad that she did. I said
Speaker 1: the same thing.
Speaker 4: I was like, it was just there's an hour ago.
Speaker 1: He apologizes, and she eventually forgives him, and they go
Speaker 1: off to say their mom. This guy, I'm sorry, but Adam,
Speaker 1: he's sneaky, he's got angles, he's pimping people out, he's
Speaker 1: got lie after lie.
Speaker 4: He will be the perfect politician.
Speaker 1: He apologizes, She eventually forgives him, and they go off
Speaker 1: to save their mom. Meanwhile, on their way to the concert,
Speaker 1: Boomer and Friend see Dmitri's car.
Speaker 4: And appear to have something up their sleeve. We're now
Speaker 4: back on the fair grounds.
Speaker 1: Adam steals some employee walkie talkies because he just walks
Speaker 1: in and takes what he wants, and the siblings split up.
Speaker 1: Chelsea immediately sees them from the ferris wheel. They're getting
Speaker 1: off the scrambler Kelseky, which is really who he is,
Speaker 1: but we will keep saying Dimitri since it won't so
Speaker 1: we don't mess people up. Dmitri wants to leave, and
Speaker 1: Lynette thinks he's moving way too fast. She's thrilled she
Speaker 1: found herself again tonight. That's someone she hasn't been in many,
Speaker 1: many years, and truthfully, she just feels that her connection
Speaker 1: with Dimitri isn't clicking. And I really loved this part. Yes,
Speaker 1: I loved where she's like, yeah, he's supposed to be
Speaker 1: the perfect guy. He's the doctor, he's swab, he's rich,
Speaker 1: he likes rockabilly. He's doing everything she wants, and she's like, yeah, nah,
Speaker 1: feeling it, bro.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it was more so just going I
Speaker 2: didn't need to find someone, I just need to find
Speaker 2: myself again. I've been a mom, you know, she had
Speaker 2: that speech. Yeah, I've been a mom for so many years.
Speaker 2: I was a wife. Now I'm divorced. Now I'm just
Speaker 2: trying to grind with work. Is more so about finding herself,
Speaker 2: which I thought was really cool and very like.
Speaker 3: I feel. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't remember movies that this time giving that message,
Speaker 2: especially to young kids, not about finding so many Disney things,
Speaker 2: is about finding your prince. It's about finding this. This
Speaker 2: was about finding herself, and I love that.
Speaker 1: It was a divorce mom going like, no, this is
Speaker 1: this is great, thank you for doing this. But I
Speaker 1: don't I'm not even I don't need this right now,
Speaker 1: not into you, bro. She tries to change the subject
Speaker 1: to bumper cars, but of course Dimitri is not having
Speaker 1: this and he blocks her from leaving. He's tired, he's hungry,
Speaker 1: he hates the carnival. He hates rockabilly music, which is
Speaker 1: probably his best quality. He grabs her and starts putting
Speaker 1: her under his spell. Thinking on his toes, Adam throws
Speaker 1: a carnival game baseball and it nails Dimitri in the
Speaker 1: back of the head, shifting his focus off the nete.
Speaker 1: He then does what he should have done, I think,
Speaker 1: getting back into the club and instantly appears next to
Speaker 1: Adam and drags him off. So he's got the vampire
Speaker 1: super speed, leaving Lynette hypnotized and Chelsea watching it all
Speaker 1: stuck on the ferris wheel, now exposed as a terrible
Speaker 1: lookout point. Are you a carnival fan?
Speaker 3: I am? I like him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I will go on all the crazy rides
Speaker 2: they have gotten. I used to when I was younger,
Speaker 2: but they have gotten really crazy and just knowing they
Speaker 2: go from city or you know, county to county.
Speaker 4: With probably very little maintenance.
Speaker 3: Yeah little maintenance. How fast do they have?
Speaker 2: How much time do they have to actually set these
Speaker 2: these rides up?
Speaker 3: Sketchy?
Speaker 2: No, thank you you. I don't go on most of them,
Speaker 2: but I will go on a few of them.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite food to get at a carnival though?
Speaker 2: Ooh, I love deep fried oreos, deep fried pickles.
Speaker 1: Anything like, do you like just fried dough, like good
Speaker 1: fried dough with the powdered sugar on the top.
Speaker 3: A little bit.
Speaker 2: I'd rather go for like the oreos or something else
Speaker 2: in between. Yeah, and I love the corn. I love
Speaker 2: pull pork sandwiches. All carnival food is good. I think
Speaker 2: I love popcorn.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: And the beer is always very tasty.
Speaker 4: I mean it's a big beer.
Speaker 1: Guy.
Speaker 2: Well, it's just always hot and it's always nice. It's
Speaker 2: just kind of refreshing.
Speaker 1: The hot day. And nice beer is good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Dmitri of course does not get this. Wasn't Adam the
Speaker 1: one who emailed him. Adam is shocked to hear that
Speaker 1: Dimitri is Wolf Spain. He's the only person now at
Speaker 1: this point who doesn't realize it's the same guy.
Speaker 4: I mean, wouldn't you have figured this out? Is just
Speaker 4: in the supermarket?
Speaker 1: Well anyway, Dimitri slash Wolfbane tells Adam to leave him
Speaker 1: alone if he wants to stay alive. He's here for
Speaker 1: his mom and he or she really has no say
Speaker 1: over it. He transports back to Lynette and commands her
Speaker 1: to walk away with him. Adam is now sulking at
Speaker 1: a picnic table, telling Chelsea it's time to give up.
Speaker 1: He just gave me. Mom's dead. Mom's dead. Bro, let's go.
Speaker 2: It's out.
Speaker 3: We're done.
Speaker 4: We're done.
Speaker 2: Figure out how we're going to keep this mortgage going.
Speaker 2: I mean, we've got big.
Speaker 1: I tried once. It didn't work. Immediately, I am giving
Speaker 1: up playing guitar.
Speaker 3: If Goger gives up on me, I'll come back to
Speaker 3: haunt him.
Speaker 1: Do your job.
Speaker 3: Life horrible because you gave up really quickly.
Speaker 1: Eventually, Adam realizes the vampire is probably on his way
Speaker 1: to his mansion, which they remember from being barely mentioned
Speaker 1: earlier in the movie. It's the old Mather House by
Speaker 1: the lake, the one that's supposed to be haunted. So
Speaker 1: they call a cab, but while in the parking lot,
Speaker 1: Wolf Spain Ferrari won't start, and they make it seem
Speaker 1: like it was Boomer and his friends, but really it
Speaker 1: was just not a reliable model. Simultaneously, Van Helsing also
Speaker 1: knows where they're going and tear leads them to the lake.
Speaker 1: They share a sandwich, which is very nice, and eventually
Speaker 1: perform another fire trick to decide which direction to go in.
Speaker 4: The cab pulls up.
Speaker 1: And we get what can only be called it now
Speaker 1: a racist stereotype portrayal of the cab driver that we
Speaker 1: wouldn't see today. Adam and Chelsea enter the mansion hoping
Speaker 1: to find Dimitri's coffin. They both go upstairs, not knowing
Speaker 1: the Ferrari just left the carnival and it's finally back
Speaker 1: up and running. Once they find the coffin, which looks
Speaker 1: like it should weigh three tons.
Speaker 2: Right, and what we as just viewers know about vampire coffins,
Speaker 2: they're heavy.
Speaker 1: You just are heavy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's one of the caskets, right, it's all of
Speaker 2: a casket and it takes what nine six guys, three
Speaker 2: on each side to do a casket walk or kids could.
Speaker 1: Not two teenagers apparently. Adam decides he wants to put
Speaker 1: the coffin in the lake, knowing it will draw in
Speaker 1: Wolf Spain. When the Ferrari does eventually into the driveway,
Speaker 1: Wolf Spain walks a brain dead Lynette into her new home,
Speaker 1: but he smells humans, specifically Adam. He realizes his coffin
Speaker 1: has gone and he screams timed perfectly with the kids
Speaker 1: dumping it into the lake. So somehow these two kids
Speaker 1: lifted it up out of the window dropped it down
Speaker 1: at least one story. It landed without a crash because
Speaker 1: we didn't hear.
Speaker 3: That any crack. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They then run down, they grab it, and they put
Speaker 1: it in the lake. It's floating, so he jumps on it,
Speaker 1: which I.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't expect it to float.
Speaker 4: I guess it would depend. Is it Archimedes?
Speaker 1: Is that it's it's so the floating would would be
Speaker 1: in relation to the weight of the buoyancy of blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah, and then if the water doesn't
Speaker 1: come too high.
Speaker 4: But I think it is.
Speaker 1: I think it's archamedies with Adam on it. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean again, think about how much it comes away
Speaker 1: they still float. Well, all right, fine, again, I think
Speaker 1: it's all Archimedes. I could be wrong. For all of
Speaker 1: our all all of our fluid dynamic scientific fans, please
Speaker 1: send us emails telling me I'm wrong, which I'm sure
Speaker 1: I am, But I think it's arch comedies. But anyway,
Speaker 1: he realizes his coffin's gone and he screams time perfectly
Speaker 1: with the kids dumping into the lake. Adam yells out
Speaker 1: to antagonize the vampire, then boards the coffin like it's
Speaker 1: a boat. Knowing damn well that vampires can't cross water
Speaker 1: unless they're in their coffin, wolf Spain stands at the
Speaker 1: dock watching the young boy float away. He asks what
Speaker 1: Adam wants, and it's a one for one trade the
Speaker 1: coffin for his mom. The vampire thinks it over quickly
Speaker 1: and then concludes no, and he quickly transports himself to Chelsea,
Speaker 1: who's lot in the woods, grabs her, brings her back,
Speaker 1: and says he has a new trade, the coffin for
Speaker 1: his sister, but she's a little young to be his queen. However,
Speaker 1: she would be a lovely vampire princess. He encourages Adam
Speaker 1: to stay out until sunrise if he wants, but when
Speaker 1: he does return, he'll not only be an orphan, but
Speaker 1: an only child. Adam stops him, fine, if he brings
Speaker 1: the coffin back to the dock, will wolf Spain free
Speaker 1: his sister. Accept that's the possibility, even though Chelsea doesn't
Speaker 1: want to make the deal. He starts to paddle in
Speaker 1: and on the other side of the estate, Van Helsing arrives,
Speaker 1: leaving Taylor in the car holding a huge bundle of garlic.
Speaker 1: Adam and Chelsea, once again superheroes, carrying the coffin back
Speaker 1: inside for Wolf Spane. So obviously they've found a way
Speaker 1: to get it out of the water together, drag it
Speaker 1: up the stairs.
Speaker 3: They're both completely dry.
Speaker 1: Right, Maybe they didn't go up the stairs because now
Speaker 1: there's the piano. The piano's in that room, so they're
Speaker 1: just bringing it into the first floor, right, But.
Speaker 3: Still to get it out of the water, they'd have
Speaker 3: to get in, get under it, lift it up.
Speaker 4: And even that, how the hell do you get that?
Speaker 1: That's the part about this vampire movie.
Speaker 2: That's the Disney cartoon effects, and.
Speaker 4: We are fine with it.
Speaker 1: Adam and Chelsea carry the coffin back inside for Wolf Spain,
Speaker 1: who admits he's not going to hold up his end
Speaker 1: of the bargain. He simply can't trust vampires these days.
Speaker 1: And then Van Helsing walks in the beaking tongues to
Speaker 1: each other, and Wolf's bane darts at his enemy. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was tongues or was it
Speaker 1: in Romanian, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I started to get.
Speaker 1: Here, Empire, I don't know. Yeah, the had you till here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was kind of like, okay, I Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: starting to have to just kind of move along with them,
Speaker 2: right myself?
Speaker 3: Just okay, we'll just move forward.
Speaker 4: That's why I didn't know what I thought about this movie.
Speaker 3: Now you're pulling me back from what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4: I just don't It's not bad. I just don't know
Speaker 4: what I think about it.
Speaker 3: But yes, kind of all right, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So wolf Bane darts at his nemesis, missing and
Speaker 1: locking himself outside, Van Helsing pulls out a wooden steak
Speaker 1: and says this door won't hold him along. And he's right,
Speaker 1: because five seconds later, the vampire pushes the door down,
Speaker 1: instantly knocking Van Helson out, then throwing him into a piano.
Speaker 1: Van Helsing has been useless at this point.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what I have down, useless.
Speaker 2: So this adult that has been in the movie, and
Speaker 2: we're used to having more kids than adult, this adult
Speaker 2: has been chasing and chasing, finally gets here. Why did
Speaker 2: he even need to be there in the first place?
Speaker 2: Home he gets knocked out within thirty seconds.
Speaker 4: Thirty seconds, thirty seconds. You've done nothing, And why stand
Speaker 4: behind the.
Speaker 2: Door with the head careful I'm the little kid with
Speaker 2: the garlet come.
Speaker 3: In because he's just as useful as you are.
Speaker 1: Exactly, thank you Van Helson for driving us Hunter of
Speaker 1: the Year.
Speaker 4: No, exactly, this is god, this is just bad.
Speaker 1: It is set up that these two appear to have
Speaker 1: fought all over the globe throughout time and justice. He's
Speaker 1: about to finally bite into the neck of the vampire. Hunter.
Speaker 1: Taylor appears and softly knocks Wolf Baite in the head
Speaker 1: with the steak, which I love. I love. It's like, whack, stop.
Speaker 3: It laughing so hard. I don't know life, I just
Speaker 3: needed to laugh at this point or what it was. Whack.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you'd spike him, but he didn't.
Speaker 3: Jill, don't use the pointing part. He just bomped him
Speaker 3: on that.
Speaker 1: And then a second time the guy's like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? The second time Whack gets him a gun
Speaker 1: and gets his attention. Wolf Spain by this point has
Speaker 1: had enough. What is with this family? He is the
Speaker 1: vampire and has the power here. He then takes control
Speaker 1: of Adam and Chelsea's legs, drawing them closer and closer
Speaker 1: to him. They yell, hoping to wake up their mom
Speaker 1: for help, but she's not breaking the trance. Wolf Spain
Speaker 1: maniacally laughs, ready to bite Adam. When the net finally
Speaker 1: wakes up, only true love can break the trance of
Speaker 1: a vampire. She pushes him backwards, right into the coffin
Speaker 1: that Van Helsing and Adam open just on cue. They
Speaker 1: shut the door quickly and Van Helson uses silver plated
Speaker 1: stapler gun things. It was like a nail gun, but
Speaker 1: silver plated to seal it. And if silver can kill
Speaker 1: a vampire, I think it can. Why not use that
Speaker 1: to kill a gun? To kill him? Yes, but it's Disney,
Speaker 1: so they can't really kill him. So the plan now,
Speaker 1: apparently that they just briefly say, is to get the
Speaker 1: coffin to Van Helsing's vault in the South Pole and
Speaker 1: then ship him to Finland.
Speaker 2: Why again, I'm all for killing the vampire. Okay, this
Speaker 2: guy was about to try to kill this whole family now, right,
Speaker 2: So I guess if Disney's not allowing that, But why
Speaker 2: are we like sending first of all two places, We're
Speaker 2: gonna take them to the South Pole, which is the
Speaker 2: mouth Pole, which he says is the only never been there.
Speaker 2: He's never been, so I guess there's something about the
Speaker 2: South Pole and vampires that I'm not aware of.
Speaker 3: And then the second place is Finland and what does
Speaker 3: that do?
Speaker 2: So you have a whole vault of of vampires locked
Speaker 2: and why move them from the vault to Finland?
Speaker 4: Why are these poor fins now stop?
Speaker 2: Yes, with the vampire overload, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's I don't get it either. I didn't understand that
Speaker 1: even slightly. But anyway, that's so.
Speaker 4: Hey, we took care of it. So what's next. Well,
Speaker 4: Taylor is.
Speaker 1: Hungry, so they're gonna go at breakfast and Lynette invites
Speaker 1: the vampire Hunter to go with them. He wants some
Speaker 1: chocolate chip pancakes, which is a euphemism for sex, and
Speaker 1: luckily Lynette's got the chips boom, also a euphemism.
Speaker 4: He exclaims.
Speaker 1: Then it's a date, but the kids ask him to
Speaker 1: avoid that word for right now. Taylor says their mom
Speaker 1: doesn't date. Lynette disagrees she dates, just not vampires. And
Speaker 1: then we have a really weird freeze frame as Wolf's
Speaker 1: Bain says Happy Halloween and begs them to open the
Speaker 1: coffin and there's your movie. And I'd personally like to
Speaker 1: apologize to everyone in Finland. Who's gonna be I have
Speaker 1: to deal with this vampire. There you go, there's your movie.
Speaker 4: Who Okay, Well, let's do real reviews.
Speaker 1: I think I have the five star this week and
Speaker 1: the five stars from I'm gonna I'm going to spell
Speaker 1: this and then say it.
Speaker 5: Okay, ja dash s i g h a dash o
Speaker 5: dash h o f fa j so jug sigha, oh
Speaker 5: huffa j Did I say that right?
Speaker 1: Probably not? And here's our five star review. The mom
Speaker 1: actually has a date with a vampire. It's insane.
Speaker 4: When I watched, they couldn't breathe. Literally, I was drowning.
Speaker 1: Ten out of ten. Well watch again on February thirteenth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. Oh, I don't know why the date
Speaker 1: is important.
Speaker 2: Well, I wonder how long ago he put this, this
Speaker 2: five star review in.
Speaker 1: I do not know, but it is very specific. When
Speaker 1: oh haffa Jay is going to watch this again?
Speaker 4: Man, what's our one star? Sabrina and I heard it.
Speaker 2: One star from unamid. This guy just can't stop. But
Speaker 2: now his reviews put this one star us. Yeah, of
Speaker 2: course it's unnamed. I felt sorry for the kids. Really
Speaker 2: had to suck all right, succinct.
Speaker 3: Not a fun night, not a fun night.
Speaker 1: I personally think it's somewhere in between, undoubtedly. And now
Speaker 1: to Sabrina's favorite part of the program. Our feature for
Speaker 1: the week is a new game we have called the
Speaker 1: Actor Factor. Many actors, as you know, have played vampires
Speaker 1: over the years, either in TV or movies, and so
Speaker 1: we will be given the name of an actor or
Speaker 1: actors and we have to come up with the name
Speaker 1: of the vampire they played. But also, and this is.
Speaker 3: Just a Sabrina always so hard, we have.
Speaker 4: To say it in our best vampires.
Speaker 2: Oh my no, yeah, yes, yes, I will do it
Speaker 2: if you do. If you get up and do your
Speaker 2: best vampire dance, how about we do that?
Speaker 3: Is there such a good I'm a bone.
Speaker 1: To pick with you.
Speaker 2: You keep doing all these things that will is very
Speaker 2: good at, very trained at, gets paid lots of money
Speaker 2: to do. Can we do something that I am actually
Speaker 2: kind of good at, kind of get eight a dollar
Speaker 2: or two have a better chance at winning.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't say, I just like you're being mean to yourself.
Speaker 6: I think you haven't had the opportunity. I'm trying to
Speaker 6: bring out that talent.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do it for the first time
Speaker 2: in front of will thank you very much, because I'm
Speaker 2: gonna make Will learn a dance in front.
Speaker 1: I'll do it. I will do it, I will do it.
Speaker 2: I will gosh, all right, No, what do vampires sound
Speaker 2: like besides this one?
Speaker 4: We'll do it like this one.
Speaker 1: Then, by the way, there's plenty of vampires out there
Speaker 1: that sound totally normal.
Speaker 3: Okay, my vampire voice is gonna sound just like my.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So number one, I think it's the easiest. Wesley Snipes, right,
Speaker 1: and that is he's Wesley Snipe. What's his what's his
Speaker 1: vampire character name?
Speaker 3: Is it Blade?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It is?
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: You go a.
Speaker 4: Number two.
Speaker 1: We've got Gary Oldman and Gerard Butler.
Speaker 3: I don't remember them doing a vampire movie.
Speaker 1: They did.
Speaker 4: I think they played Dracula, didn't.
Speaker 3: Oldman?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, all yeah. Number three is Alexander scars Guard.
Speaker 1: And I know that this was in the movie Where
Speaker 1: Are the Show? Where all the vampires and wolves are
Speaker 1: just walking around naked having sex with each other the
Speaker 1: whole time. I've never seen it in my life, but
Speaker 1: this is the one that women really love. What's that?
Speaker 1: What's the don't tell me the show is called Oh
Speaker 1: come on, it's the one it's the one that what's
Speaker 1: her name was in the How do you not understanding?
Speaker 3: Mike?
Speaker 1: Mike cues, what's her name? Obviously, what's her name? The
Speaker 1: child actress who the then went off to she became
Speaker 1: big in this and it's it's not supernatural.
Speaker 6: It's no, I'm calling it. It's Eric Northman. It's character
Speaker 6: you played on the TV show True Blood.
Speaker 4: True Blood, Thank you true Blood. I know it's just
Speaker 4: naked vampires having some weirdly.
Speaker 2: Because I did, I think, but again, Buffy the vampire
Speaker 2: sleeve was over.
Speaker 1: I needed, well, these were Buffy Buffy people because they
Speaker 1: were naked naked people.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Number four Kate Beckinsale.
Speaker 3: I had no idea she was in another vampire movie.
Speaker 1: She did. She was in a whole series called Underworld.
Speaker 1: The problem is I don't remember the name of the
Speaker 1: character she played in Underworld. She played Kate Beckinsale in Underworld.
Speaker 3: Not a character.
Speaker 6: The characters name is Selene Celine.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course. Actually the first one was great, very
Speaker 1: good movie. And number five, man.
Speaker 2: I just see Lisa and Tara and all of the
Speaker 2: I know this one, Oh, okay, okay, I do know
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 3: Isn't it ed? Because that's how I did know that one.
Speaker 1: Okay, we got three and you did some voices.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's how she says his name. She
Speaker 3: she wasless sleep the whole time.
Speaker 4: Okay, everybody, everybody in this town loves me.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I have all the best
Speaker 1: looking guys in the world.
Speaker 4: Can we do some Sabrina sees.
Speaker 2: We can? One of the first ones up. I know
Speaker 2: that this happened in a movie we were just doing.
Speaker 2: Not exactly this, but some cheatah references happened to me recently.
Speaker 2: One of the last movies we did her. The actress
Speaker 2: name is Kim Roberts. She played Adams Gosh, I can't
Speaker 2: uh was it his English teacher? The teacher that k
Speaker 2: Roberts played my foster mom and Cheetah Girls Lunch Cool.
Speaker 2: She has a very small part in the Cheetah Girls.
Speaker 3: That happens.
Speaker 2: She comes out and gets me before one of my scenes,
Speaker 2: and then she's there in the finale, so very very small.
Speaker 2: She was a Canadian actor that I went looked and
Speaker 2: good went, oh my gosh, and I just looked it
Speaker 2: up real quick, made sure that I was right and
Speaker 2: it's true.
Speaker 1: What's that cool?
Speaker 3: She did a great job. I thought she was a
Speaker 3: great teacher.
Speaker 2: Nice and then we I thought you would one hundred
Speaker 2: percent hit on this. It's not that you didn't notice.
Speaker 2: But when he was grounded, then he was able to
Speaker 2: go to lunch with his friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was grounded, and he's about and he's he's
Speaker 3: at lunch with friends.
Speaker 5: What happened to that when he got yes exactly?
Speaker 3: And then also did what did the actor or.
Speaker 2: Whoever played the main singer in the band? Did he
Speaker 2: look like anyone to you?
Speaker 4: Well, I think that's a real band.
Speaker 3: Was it a real band?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the I think that's the Royal Crowns. Isn't
Speaker 4: that the name of the band.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It was like.
Speaker 6: The Royal Crown Review or whatever. Like that's not like
Speaker 6: a really well known band, but I think it might
Speaker 6: be a real rockabilly band.
Speaker 4: Ye Oh, I thought that was. I thought they were
Speaker 4: kind of like, well, a well known.
Speaker 3: Great they look like right?
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: Well, he looked like Jason Priestley. I had to rewind it.
Speaker 2: No way, he giveing some random cameo, but he looked
Speaker 2: like Jason He clearly it wasn't It was not okay,
Speaker 2: good call, and then I talked about him with these
Speaker 2: kids senses, I just couldn't understand. I had to ask you,
Speaker 2: maybe you got it. I also felt that this fight
Speaker 2: with Chelsea and Adam happened so forced you know, this
Speaker 2: this coming of our connection and our friendship or whatever
Speaker 2: it could have been later on, it didn't need to
Speaker 2: be then, and it was all a fifteen seconds, so
Speaker 2: it didn't really matter because I was here, and then
Speaker 2: it wasn't and it was done. And then the last
Speaker 2: thing was I feel like there is a flip phone this.
Speaker 2: I noticed the flip phone in this movie, and there
Speaker 2: is a flip phone of some sort out.
Speaker 3: It's not like the small one, but I wanted you.
Speaker 2: To know that there is some type of It's not
Speaker 2: the big Samsung one that opens like a screen, is it,
Speaker 2: because that's not the same.
Speaker 4: I want like a flip phone.
Speaker 2: Well, I know you do, but this would be the
Speaker 2: version of twenty twenty four splip phone, and I think you.
Speaker 1: Should get it.
Speaker 4: Well, is it I want to get?
Speaker 1: I want to get I want like an old school
Speaker 1: flip I want the smartphone, but I want a flip
Speaker 1: phone like it's like a Star Trek communicator again.
Speaker 3: Okay, not not. You can't get the new Age one.
Speaker 1: I know I can get a way.
Speaker 3: This movie made me go flip phone that he wants
Speaker 3: and there's one there.
Speaker 4: Really, I'm googling right now.
Speaker 1: Is really a new They.
Speaker 2: Keep showing a commercial where you go like this and
Speaker 2: like it's when people are abroad and you can talk
Speaker 2: to it and it'll translate for you.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is something.
Speaker 4: You twenty four it's oh, is it a razor?
Speaker 3: Flips open?
Speaker 4: Like there's the Galaxy Z.
Speaker 3: I can get the Samsung.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's yeah, it's a Samsung, which I can't. Can't
Speaker 1: get a Samsung. Well, I can't get a same You
Speaker 1: cannot give Danielle Fishle the the oh no, I can't
Speaker 1: be on team Danielle when it comes to phones.
Speaker 3: Think iPhone is going to do it anytime soon, if
Speaker 3: that's what you mean.
Speaker 1: iPhone needs to do something like there is a new
Speaker 1: one though, I think, okay, I'm.
Speaker 3: Looking into it anyway.
Speaker 2: The flip phone of this movie, because it's been out
Speaker 2: and it's the couple of times now that you've.
Speaker 3: Talked about a flip that's when I said I got
Speaker 3: to do a spree season because they have one. I
Speaker 3: keep seeing this commercial thinking of you.
Speaker 1: That's what I want one. I want one, but I
Speaker 1: can't go to Samsung. I can't do that to myself
Speaker 1: or my family. I love them too much. But all right,
Speaker 1: well I can't send a green text.
Speaker 4: I think I'm leaving her. I can't. I can't do that.
Speaker 3: So that's maybe not maybe not maybe, but that is it,
Speaker 3: you guys.
Speaker 1: But yes, again, those are good, so good.
Speaker 3: It was so awesome.
Speaker 1: Isn't Kim Robert the Jason Priest thing?
Speaker 4: That's cool?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Oh he came on and I went, wait a minute,
Speaker 3: and while, oh, no, that's not him, but he I
Speaker 3: like him.
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. It's now the portion of our program
Speaker 1: where we like to rate the film that we just saw,
Speaker 1: and we've got some great options this week for we're
Speaker 1: going to rate the film.
Speaker 3: You get to pick.
Speaker 1: I'm picking this week. Okay, so we're going one out
Speaker 1: of ten obviously one being the worst, ten being the best,
Speaker 1: or like everybody else does it, and here are options.
Speaker 1: This week, we got one out of ten vampire Canadian tuxedos,
Speaker 1: which again sounds like a weird sex thing. One out
Speaker 1: of ten Coffin emails one out of ten, boomers, one
Speaker 1: out of ten, see through home phones one out of ten,
Speaker 1: glowing footsteps one out of ten, rockabilly clubs, one out
Speaker 1: of ten, ferris wheeled lookout points, or one out of
Speaker 1: ten trades involving kissing your sister. I am going to
Speaker 1: because that got the best response from you. I'm going
Speaker 1: to do one out of ten trades involving kissing your sister.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: And do I go first this time?
Speaker 1: Or do you go first this time?
Speaker 4: I don't honestly don't remember that.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I wish someone would tell us, because
Speaker 3: we could ever remember.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'll go first, though, because I will say, I know
Speaker 2: you went first last time.
Speaker 3: Okay, then you go first?
Speaker 1: You did? You did?
Speaker 4: You're right, so I'll go. I'll take one for the team.
Speaker 1: This time, all right, Because I honestly don't know what
Speaker 1: I think about this movie. And that's not a joke.
Speaker 1: I didn't hate it. I didn't love it. I do
Speaker 1: not know what to think about this movie. That means
Speaker 1: to me that it is a perfect five trades involving
Speaker 1: kissing your sister. There you go, because it is. I
Speaker 1: I didn't love it. I didn't hate it. I'm right
Speaker 1: in the middle, that's me. I'm giving it a five
Speaker 1: trades involving kissing your sister. I it is, you know,
Speaker 1: it is what it is with this movie. I'd like
Speaker 1: to watch it again maybe, but it was this. It
Speaker 1: was a movie.
Speaker 4: That's how I felt about it.
Speaker 1: Like I finished, I was like, Okay, watch the movie, right, Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: I do think we're doing them like on top of
Speaker 2: each other a little bit right now, so we might
Speaker 2: just kind of but I will say I love.
Speaker 3: The spooky season of Halloween, so sure, and I really don't.
Speaker 3: I'm realizing I haven't seen a lot.
Speaker 2: Of Disney Channel scary Halloween type movies. The ones I've
Speaker 2: watched are a lot more gory, so it is kind
Speaker 2: of hard for me to figure out where I land
Speaker 2: when it comes to a Disney spooky.
Speaker 4: Film like Halloween Town.
Speaker 2: Great, right, totally, but I mean just to see the
Speaker 2: variations of it, right, can't always be Halloween Town.
Speaker 3: Sure, and so I liked it a lot.
Speaker 2: More than when we started this episode. I was planning
Speaker 2: on giving it a seven. But now that, especially when
Speaker 2: I started realizing to the end, I started kind of
Speaker 2: just I don't want to say, wanting it to be over,
Speaker 2: but I just kind of allowed things to move forward
Speaker 2: and just kind of got past things. And I didn't
Speaker 2: realize that until we started kind of sort of really
Speaker 2: broke it down together, and it pushed it down to
Speaker 2: a six point five trades involving kissing your sister, which
Speaker 2: also hurt my score because it made me realize.
Speaker 3: Really what he was doing creepy, it was gross.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's gonna be, oh gosh, six point five.
Speaker 2: We'll do six point five because I can't go to
Speaker 2: a six point twenty five. That just seems to say no, six,
Speaker 2: but it's not a six, So six point five.
Speaker 1: Okay, there we go, Well, there we go. Thanks, thank
Speaker 1: you everybody for joining us this week as we watched
Speaker 1: our movie, Mom's Dating Vampire. Is that what it's called? Yes,
Speaker 1: so join us next time because our next movie is
Speaker 1: the two thousand and five family and Dog comedy and yes,
Speaker 1: I am gonna say it the same way.
Speaker 4: Life is Rough.
Speaker 1: It is on Disney Plus and ready to stream. Now
Speaker 1: we've talked about this before this dog better talk, better,
Speaker 1: dog doesn't talk. We're gonna have a serious problem, people, because.
Speaker 3: We won't even have a full show. We will both
Speaker 3: turn off the TV.
Speaker 1: We are done because the dog was not talking, so
Speaker 1: hopefully the dog talks in life is rough. But again,
Speaker 1: it is on Disney Plus stream, got it, yes and all.
Speaker 1: It says a family and dog comedy, so hopefully. If
Speaker 1: it's not, then we've got a serious problem. But remember
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Speaker 1: you so much for joining us. Enjoy us Pooky season
Speaker 1: or I do this if you're animated.
Speaker 3: Is hey Poky bye?
Speaker 1: Everybody,