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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. My life is like Mercury

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Speaker 1: is always in retrograde. Something is always a little off,

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Speaker 1: I was me, since I was born, girl, I've never

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Speaker 1: met anybody who's life in retrograde. That's the Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: and I'm a Christian gray Stone. And you grab that sound,

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Speaker 1: My life is like Mercury is always in retrograde. Something

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Speaker 1: is always a little off, not working and bass ackwords. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Jubile is the only person I know who is incapable

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Speaker 1: of adding music to his Instagram story. Will not allow

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Speaker 1: him to go. That's like, let me in your phone.

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Speaker 1: I downloaded, I like deleted Instagram off his phone. I

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Speaker 1: did a hard software up and I was like, you

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Speaker 1: are good to go. He's not good to go. It

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Speaker 1: does work. Yeah, everything is always just a little bit

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Speaker 1: screwed up for me. Everybody's posting reels around me and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you know where it says use audio, it's

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Speaker 1: it'll show up and I'm like, yes, I could post

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Speaker 1: that audio, and then well, yeah, it's not anyway. It's

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Speaker 1: always something like even earlier today, you're like, I didn't

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Speaker 1: get an email, Alex. It's like, I can see you

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Speaker 1: received the email, but she's like, you're on the email

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Speaker 1: your email addresses in the two section. I'm like, I

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Speaker 1: And also I don't think I'm getting a lot of

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Speaker 1: emails because I'm getting like no email. I think my

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Speaker 1: email might be screwed up because I feel like more

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Speaker 1: is the sound for sounds Trendy. Today, I feels like

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Speaker 1: mercury is always in retrograde. Something is always a little off,

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Speaker 1: Go to our social media grab that. This morning alone,

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Speaker 1: I woke up this morning. Okay, I get up early

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Speaker 1: go get my beautiful wife coffee. So I get up early, um,

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Speaker 1: and my alarms literally would not turn off. They can't.

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Speaker 1: I would turn it. You know the on the iPhone

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Speaker 1: the same time. So I hit it off, and then

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Speaker 1: I was trying to put it in snooze because I

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Speaker 1: garage door. Garage door doesn't close. No, all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: I guess, like mercury is always in retrograde. Something is

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Speaker 1: like mercury is always in retrograde. Something is always a

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Speaker 1: it's the worst combination. Actually, Alex and I are very

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Speaker 1: has the same thing with food. Her food is always

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Speaker 1: kind of screwed up. She's the only person I've ever

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Speaker 1: weekend that she also ordered nachos and they got delivered

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Speaker 1: reason why I have crap coffee every mark. Yeah, we'll

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Speaker 1: get used to it. Your phone brake up is every

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Speaker 1: single hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming

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Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes. It's a Jewel show,

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings. Hello, Hi, my name is Aquarius. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from the Psychic Network. I was asked to give you

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Speaker 1: a call from a friend of yours named Katie. Oh

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, okay, okay, yeah. So I'm excited to meet

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Speaker 1: you and it is a pleasure to talk to you,

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Speaker 1: and I cannot wait to give you a reading for

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Speaker 1: your upcoming job interview. No, and Katie actually got me

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Speaker 1: are reading because I'm trying to get pregnant. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: Sometimes messages come quickly and they come mixed, so the

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Speaker 1: reading is definitely about the pregnancy. But there will be

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Speaker 1: a job interview at some point in the next ten

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Speaker 1: to fifteen years. I see a job interview. Well, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: moving on, let's just get right into things. I am

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Speaker 1: picking up quite a bit of energy from you right now,

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Speaker 1: just over the phone. Oh really, Like, do I need

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Speaker 1: to ask you as only a question? Here we go?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Laurie, Laurie, Laurie. You're

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Speaker 1: sending me your energy is sending a clarious yes. Here

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Speaker 1: on this spirit plane to see my spirit friends again.

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Speaker 1: What do you want to tell me about Laurie. She's

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Speaker 1: trying to get home and she's so oh oh oh,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? Laurie, Laurie, Laurie. Sometimes the dismount hurts. Um.

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Speaker 1: I was just on the spirit plane talking to my

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Speaker 1: spirit guides about you, and I learned a few things.

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Speaker 1: Are you curious to know what I learned? Kah? What

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Speaker 1: I saw that you and your husband are thinking about

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Speaker 1: an addition to your home. Well, yeah, I just told

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Speaker 1: you we're trying to get pregnant. Yes, you did, you did?

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Speaker 1: I meant you might literally be building in addition the

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Speaker 1: driveway or okay, your home, Am I correct? Well, I

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Speaker 1: mean eventually, but I want to know you're welcome. Yes, baby,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, hold on, hold on one second, Laurie. Here

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Speaker 1: Hi Pete. How's it going. I'm doing pretty good. You know.

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Speaker 1: My back's a little sore from the last time I

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Speaker 1: dismounted from the spirit plane, but other than that, I'm fine.

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Speaker 1: Oh you would like to tell me something about Laurie,

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Speaker 1: would you? Thank you very much? Thank you, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Oh, Laurie, are you there? Oh? Yeah, I'm here.

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Speaker 1: You know, when I go and I talk to my

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Speaker 1: think I just hurt my back. You know, it's really weird. Well,

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Speaker 1: to me, it can be weird. It can be weird

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Speaker 1: to be told so many interesting things about your future. No,

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Speaker 1: you're not even doing this well, Like Katie needs a refund.

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Speaker 1: Sales are final, so I can't refund the money, and

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Speaker 1: you weren't done anything. So I'm so sorry to disagree

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Speaker 1: I'll have to tell you that you're correct. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: am correct. You are a fraud. No, I meant that

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Speaker 1: I'm calling Katie and telling her to get her money. Well,

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Speaker 1: don't do that, because I need to let you know

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call. First of all, what Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from The Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your friend Katie set you up. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I was like, this guy is horrible, the worst. Katie

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Speaker 1: telling me stuff I already knew. Welcome, You're welcome The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand it's time Floor of the Roses

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Speaker 1: only on the Jebel Show. One of the things that

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Speaker 1: I've always hated about working in an office work one, yeah, deadlines, responsibility. Basically,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I like working. No. Also, one thing

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Speaker 1: people as their work husband and their work wife, my

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Speaker 1: It just felt so weird to me when people would

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Speaker 1: do that. It feels wrong, it does, but people think

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Speaker 1: it's fine. And apparently Jason, who's on the phone for

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Speaker 1: What's up, Jason, Hey, guys, what's going on? Not much, man,

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Speaker 1: We're fine. Yeah, we're doing okay. I work with my wife,

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Speaker 1: so i'm her work husband too. Yeah, so I'm not

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Speaker 1: So I mean, I'll just kind of laid it out

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Speaker 1: for you guys. But you know, we're we're pretty newly married.

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Speaker 1: really think that she's shooting on me. Why do you

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Wait what did you just say? What the hell? Molly? Like?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, got as streak. Yeah, Jason, you're still there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Um? Yeah, I do. Okay, we lay

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Speaker 1: So then UM went over to his house. We uh

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Speaker 1: He looked me up on Facebook and figured out that

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Speaker 1: And he He didn't tell me until after we did everything,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, okay, well, what's

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Speaker 1: your daughter's name? Well he told me, and I go, um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I actually trained her at my last job. He worked

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Speaker 1: with her for three years. And oh yeah. I finally

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Speaker 1: what everyone at our work thought, said, you were major gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: And I made the worst joke to her ever, and

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Speaker 1: I said, one of these days, I'm going to screw

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Speaker 1: your father. She's so hot. Go ahead and go ahead

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Speaker 1: And now we're here. Yeah, okay, I did my hand

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Speaker 1: up in a hand my microphe book worked up over here.

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Speaker 1: Because as a really point, you actually you manifested that.

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Speaker 1: You made that come true. You said it and it happened. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I guess I did. I don't know careful what you say.

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Speaker 1: They say you can manifest anything, including sleeping with your

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Speaker 1: friend's parents. Absolutely, if you believe it, you can achieve it. Yeah. Well, hey,

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Speaker 1: now I believe it. And um, we're not going to

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Speaker 1: tell his daughters, and we're just going to keep on

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Speaker 1: doing what we're doing. Yes, having the fun girl, right,

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Speaker 1: as well. Wait, I have a personal question. How was

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Speaker 1: the sex? Oh my Atlanta really Oh gosh, yes, trust me,

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Speaker 1: it's It's well worth it. That sound spicy thing is

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Speaker 1: I'm actually on my way to go over there. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're having a lot more fun than any of us. Exactly,

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Speaker 1: enjoy yourself, have fun. Sounds like a good time. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for the Jebel Show on demand. Welcome to the I

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Speaker 1: n ND Idiot Who's network where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news. The news for Wednesday, April twenty seventh, twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty two. I'm Jebel Fresh And if you think that

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Speaker 1: you've got everything figured out, you have a nice job

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Speaker 1: and you make a good paycheck, pays more to be

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Speaker 1: a train wreck. We'll tell you why in just a second.

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Speaker 1: The first let's meet the idiots, I'm Alex Fresh and

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Speaker 1: another day, another celebrity who was horrified after looking in

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Speaker 1: the mirror because of something they did to their faith. Oh,

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Speaker 1: how about coming up? I'm in the sven and this

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Speaker 1: house is too big, this house is too small, but

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Speaker 1: this house is just right. More on that coming up

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Speaker 1: in my story, I'm Christian Gray Snow and if my

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Speaker 1: idiot existed, when I was in college, maybe it would

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Speaker 1: not have taken me an extra year to graduate. More

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Speaker 1: coming up on my story. All right, but for your

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Speaker 1: first start of the day, in the I ND the

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Speaker 1: adiant news networkersigners, they report the news. It does pay

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Speaker 1: to be a train wreck. I'll tell you why everybody

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Speaker 1: remembers Danielle Brigoli cash Me Outside Girl. She is the

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Speaker 1: girl that you remember on cash Me Outside? How by

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Speaker 1: that are you saying you want to fight everybody? Are

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Speaker 1: you thinking? So? Anyway, she was on Doctor Phil blew

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Speaker 1: up and became interternet meme for a while. Guess how

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Speaker 1: much she's worth? Though, she's worth like three point three million? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm yeah, why is because only fans? Please tell me? No? God,

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Speaker 1: who was paying? Absolutely because of only fans and what

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Speaker 1: she's like because you don't want to Yeah, she was

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Speaker 1: thinking that she would make a lot of money because

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Speaker 1: she made fifty three million dollars. What the cash Me

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Speaker 1: Outside girl, Bad Bobby or baby whatever has made fifty

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Speaker 1: three million dollars. Fifty three million dollars. So if you're

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Speaker 1: out there grinding hustle entrepreneur on your Instagram bio, nah,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't take a lot of smarts to make that

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Speaker 1: much money. Obviously, bad baby, not that smart. She might

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Speaker 1: believe that you should hit her up and say that

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Speaker 1: because she might actually do it. She'd be like, okay,

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Speaker 1: you want to see it. I translate it all into

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Speaker 1: your account right now. How about that? And he like,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much, very much. The idiot whose network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the

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Speaker 1: news for next three of the day. Let's sending on

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Speaker 1: over to Alex free whose own location. I'm at the

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Speaker 1: Osbourne's Sharon, and is he still alive? They still married?

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Speaker 1: I think the answer is yes? Or do we travel

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Speaker 1: back in time anyhow? Those of you who don't know

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Speaker 1: who I'm talking about, well, Ausy Osborne. He a musician,

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Speaker 1: rock oldie, but a goody. So it's always been about AUSI,

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Speaker 1: it's about his wife. So Sharon Osborne, she just came

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Speaker 1: out and said something that Simon Cowell did the other

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Speaker 1: day that I did the story on the other day.

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Speaker 1: Simon cow looked in the mirror after he got some

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Speaker 1: work done on his face and was horrified with his appearance.

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Speaker 1: Same thing with Sharon after a face left. Oh you

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Speaker 1: call it going back when it can you let this night.

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Speaker 1: I mean no, I mean you could probably get a

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Speaker 1: like fixed a little bit, but still it's just like

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Speaker 1: I mean, you pull your straight, you pull your skin back,

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Speaker 1: and like they take skin off, and like, well that's

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Speaker 1: all I have. I'm gonna send it back to you, Jible,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. This is then the idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news far. Next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to English Evan, who is

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Speaker 1: on location California, California, where a family was confused by rumbling,

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Speaker 1: snoring like noises they heard all winter underneath their house.

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Speaker 1: It's a good thing they didn't investigate, because it turned

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Speaker 1: out to be five bears that were hibernating under the house.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, bears. Whoa, Yeah, that would be very scary. Yeah, terrifying,

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Speaker 1: very scary. I see what you did there. Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. That was the greatest joke ever told. This

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Speaker 1: is where gradiots are just in the news far. Next

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Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: Christian Gray Snow, who's got his work cut out for

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Speaker 1: him following that amazing bear joke. Yes, and for once,

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Speaker 1: I'm not on location in Florida. I am on location

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Speaker 1: in Salt Lake City, Utah, where West Minister College is

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Speaker 1: offering a course on hardcore pornography, and the course description

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Speaker 1: says hardcore pornography is as American as a apple pie

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Speaker 1: and more popular than Sunday night football. Approach to this

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Speaker 1: billion dollar industry is both the cultural phenomenon that reflects

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Speaker 1: and reinforces sexual inequalities. We will watch pornographic films together

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Speaker 1: and discuss the visualization of race, class, and gender as

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Speaker 1: a radical art form. It states, So when do we

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Speaker 1: go into Salt Lake City, y'all? Okay? Yeah, every single

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Speaker 1: like new student to that school has been like trying

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Speaker 1: to get into that class for sure, and pretty much

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Speaker 1: like all he can come to conclusion with this is

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Speaker 1: whoever the professor is is like a nasty mfea. He's

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Speaker 1: a pervert who wants like I have an idea, let's

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Speaker 1: do this. It's it's arn't we're going to call it

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Speaker 1: arm If that class is full or not, I would

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Speaker 1: take it. Yeah, I would be excited too, because you

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Speaker 1: know they're gonna be watching like all kinds from like

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Speaker 1: way back in the days, you know, because they have

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Speaker 1: to try to make it educational when it's really a weird,

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Speaker 1: pervy professor's excuse to watch porn with the students. I

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Speaker 1: bet um, But because everybody in there is going to

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Speaker 1: be younger than like thirty, yeah, right, so there are

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Speaker 1: going to see these old m and be like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, does she have like a poodle in a

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Speaker 1: headlock and a leg and a leg block? I know

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Speaker 1: that's Oh my god, that's her hair grow. That was

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Speaker 1: the i n N. The Idiot News Network gradients aren't

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Speaker 1: another hard hitting report from the i N. Remember, you

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Speaker 1: can follow the show on social media at the Jewel

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Speaker 1: at the radio, and I'm at Christian Grass Show The

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Speaker 1: Jewbil Show on demand. It's another jebil phone frame Day Mornings, twenties. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from I was looking for Ian.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is t Hey. I know you have

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Speaker 1: an interview set up right now with read I'm just

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Speaker 1: calling to connect you guys. Um are you good? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is still a great time. Perfect, all right? Great? Um. Hey,

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Speaker 1: one thing I just want to warn you about. Um

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Speaker 1: You'll see what I mean. But just fair warning. Read

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Speaker 1: is it's there's something interesting about him. Um, and I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to cause it. Call attention to it, okay,

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Speaker 1: because he gets very angry and do that right? Uh okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll transfer you. Thanks, Yeah, yeah, sure, Okay, this is read?

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Speaker 1: Is this the in? So? Who is this? Yeah? This

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Speaker 1: is read? You're interviewing for the programming position? Is that right? Uh? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. That's right. I mean, so this is a

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Speaker 1: read that I'm supposed to interview with you, right, this

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Speaker 1: is your read the person who's interviewing me. Correct. You

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Speaker 1: sound a little shaking up? Is everything? Okay? Uh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You know? I um, you just just what sound like

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Speaker 1: a kid? No? I mean, oh yes, I have a

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Speaker 1: voice of a kid, and it's making it awkward. And

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Speaker 1: I can tell that you're awkward about it. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't mean to be awkward. I just

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Speaker 1: oh great, another one, yes, okay, Yes, I'm a full

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Speaker 1: grown man who has a child's voice. Well that I

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Speaker 1: didn't think that. I just you didn't sound like I expected.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't think it was a child. My whole life,

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Speaker 1: people judge me on my voice, and you're doing it

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Speaker 1: to me too. No, No, I'll listen, sir, mister mister Reed,

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Speaker 1: I let you know I have a degree from Harbor

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Speaker 1: or your degree from Hall. I went to uh, Sarah Lawrence. Actually,

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Speaker 1: so I love where's that feeling? Hold on? Oh? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, hey it's Peterkins. This is is this? I? Yes? Hi? Hey, okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: I can see Reid's arms kind of flailing around it.

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Speaker 1: There is it not going well? No. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I've I've really I stepped in it. Man, I've really

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Speaker 1: offended him. I think, oh my god, you didn't think okay,

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Speaker 1: he's got you didn't point out the kid voice thing right,

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Speaker 1: he could tell he'll take it. I was shocked. You

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Speaker 1: you gotta warned me. He said something's up with him.

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Speaker 1: I thought he's like, he's asking to get me. He's

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Speaker 1: pointing at me. He wants you back on the phone.

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Speaker 1: All right, man, don't thanks for making my day hard

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Speaker 1: Ian Yes, himister read. I just want to prove a

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Speaker 1: point to you. Oh okay, what's what's that point? I

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Speaker 1: wanted to prove to you how powerful I am. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it works all right, I am. I feel I feel

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Speaker 1: very low right now. Well you should because you don't

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Speaker 1: even have a job yet and you're fired. Oh hey, Ian,

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Speaker 1: he just transferring back it? Did that go? Okay? No?

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Speaker 1: He he fired He fired me. I haven't even been hired.

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Speaker 1: I got fired that. Yeah, he's got a bit. He's

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Speaker 1: a bit of aw he's a bit of a hothead,

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Speaker 1: isn't he? Wells? She said, Okay, look I already got fired.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get the job. So, like I just gotta ask, like,

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Speaker 1: what what condition is this that he has that he

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Speaker 1: sounds like my eight year old nephew. Oh, that's because

628
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,399
Speaker 1: he's an eight year old. What what do you mean

629
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: that he's an eight year old? Yeah? This is actually

630
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. Yes, that is the Jewel Show. And

631
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: that's Jaw that's Jack's eight year old Jack's and this

632
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: is Jewel and this is Alex and this is English

633
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: Chevan and your friend Avery who works at set you

634
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: up for a frank phone call. You guys kidding here.

635
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out because I thought this guy at a

636
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: tiny child's void child. I'm a forty two old man.

637
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: Good job, Jack, you got me the Jewel Show on demand?

638
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: First up. I feel like the situation that Emma is

639
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: on the phone four happens to a lot of people,

640
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: does it. She didn't thinks she's not getting called back

641
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: because she Netflix and chilled with a dude. But there

642
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:02,439
Speaker 1: was no chill Netflix, just Netflix. So yeah he probably Yeah,

643
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: you know, I was really let down. Yeah, so her

644
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: email said that's what she thinks happened is the guy

645
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: was like, so we're just just Netflix and huh like

646
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: nothing else. All right, Well, let's just talk to Emma

647
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: and see what happened to Emma. How are you? Hey, Um,

648
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm good. How are you? So? Tell us what's the

649
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 1: name of the guy that you want to call today

650
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: before you tell us about Netflix and not chilling. His

651
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 1: name is Liam Liam? All right, like Liam Nis went

652
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: out with probably up to date? Yea, So how did

653
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: your date go or what did you guys do? So

654
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: we um, actually and we haven't met yet, over and

655
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 1: hang out and just like get to know each other.

656
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: Watch a movie that's really bold, actually, like inviting a

657
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: guy over never meeting him before to your place. Some

658
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 1: would say stupid. Yeah, I would be worried. I'd be

659
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 1: worried inviting a girl over for the first time too. Yeah,

660
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: I guess I just kind of felt comfortable with him. Oh,

661
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: I'm like he didn't seem weird or anything. Show Okay, okay,

662
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: so you felt comfortable and yeah, I mean you know

663
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: your email said that you think he might not be

664
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: calling you back because you met on Tinder, like you said,

665
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: and you just invited him over to watch a movie

666
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: and maybe he was thinking it was going to be

667
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 1: something else. Yeah. So like I know, like everyone does

668
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: that whole thing, like oh you want to come over

669
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: and like hook up, like, but like I wasn't really

670
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: thinking about it like that. Like I was just inviting

671
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: him to come over and like literally like let's just

672
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 1: sit on the cows with watching movies, like get to

673
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: know each other like laugh a little, like so that

674
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: it's like chill, because like I feel like going out

675
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: to dinners awkward. So I was just trying to like

676
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: make it comfortable. And like, honestly, now I'm scared that

677
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 1: he just was like expecting like a hook up and

678
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 1: so like that's why he's not calling me back. And

679
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: but I really like him, Like I think he's a

680
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: really like nice, fun guy. Did Liam seem into the

681
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 1: date though? When it was happening when you guys were

682
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:56,959
Speaker 1: watching Netflix? Um, yeah, like it was going really well,

683
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: Like I thought we were vibing and it was super fun,

684
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: but then like at the end, like he got kind

685
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 1: of quiet and more reserved, and I don't know, then

686
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: it was a little bit weird, but like I don't

687
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,959
Speaker 1: really know what happened. Okay, Okay, Well that makes sense

688
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 1: with your theory that he thought he was showing up

689
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: for something else. I mean, you know, if I if

690
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: that's the way I felt. I got invited over to

691
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: someone's house and I'm like, Okay, so we're gonna watch

692
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 1: like thirty to forty minutes of something who cares what

693
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: it is, and then we're gonna inch closer to each other,

694
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: and then closer and then closer, and then she she's

695
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: gonna pounced. I would at the end of it, I'd

696
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: be like, oh, there's no pouncing going on. Yeah, So yeah,

697
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: I guess leave that's the vibe, you guy. I mean,

698
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: like that's what I'm thinking, maybe, like I can't think

699
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: of anything else, so probably, Like I don't want him

700
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: to think that way because I would actually like to

701
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: date him, Like I don't want it to just be

702
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: like a come over and casual hook up, Like all right,

703
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: well it wasn't. Yeah, and now he's not calling you back,

704
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 1: So I don't think that can have definitely know that. Yeah,

705
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: I guess. Was there anything else on the day that

706
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: happened which you might think, which you might think could

707
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: be the reason he's not calling you back? No, not

708
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 1: that I can think of. Like I thought we really

709
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: got along, right, How did the date end? Um? So

710
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: like we did like have a kiss okay, um, but

711
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 1: it was nothing like big. It was just like a

712
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: little like good night kiss um, and then he leaves

713
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 1: like that was that was it? That was you know,

714
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: I didn't go further than that, and you haven't heard

715
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: from him since. No, he's like he's not responding to

716
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: me anymore at all. Okay, Well we'll play a song

717
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 1: and then come back and see if we can figure

718
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,479
Speaker 1: out why he's not calling you back. Yeah, no problem,

719
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 1: I'll do it next. It's a jewel showy, Emma. Yeah,

720
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 1: what size TV do you have? I don't know. It's

721
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: like maybe, yeah, that's that's probably why you're not going

722
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: to call back. Yeah, in size TV. I mean it's

723
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: fine size, but it's not like an impressive TV. Does

724
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: it have a huge back as well? The one from

725
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 1: like the Stone Age. No, it's not battle and it's

726
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,919
Speaker 1: not like seventy inch like Curve TV or anything cool

727
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 1: like that. Right, yeah, I mean you guys want to

728
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: get me one like oh yeah, that's not happening life.

729
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: But maybe that was the deal breaker. Maybe you're just

730
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: joining us. Emma is on the phone. She's not getting

731
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,879
Speaker 1: a call back from a guy named Liam. They met

732
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: on tender. She invited him over to just watch some

733
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 1: movies and hang out, which to a lot of people

734
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: would mean like, let's not watch movies, right, you know,

735
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: And that's why she thinks she's not getting a call back,

736
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: because nothing happened and she didn't even plan on doing that.

737
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: She just thought it would be cool to I haven't

738
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: come over and felt comfortable enough. But I'm thinking the

739
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: other reason could be your TV wasn't cool enough, and

740
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 1: he's like, I just need a dated chick with a

741
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 1: nice TV. We're about to call him and see if

742
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 1: we can figure out what the reason is. All right, Emma,

743
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: are you ready? Yes, let's do this all right? Here

744
00:39:49,920 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: we go him. I speak to Liam. Yeah, let's hey Liam,

745
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewel from the Jewel Show.

746
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, I'm nervous. Why are you calling me?

747
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: This is It's kind of cool that you're calling, but

748
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,280
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Okay, So I'm going to assume

749
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: by your reaction that you are familiar with the show. Yeah, yeah,

750
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: all right, Well so I'll tell you why we're calling

751
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: you in just a second. But of course, with me

752
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 1: as always the hottest wife Alex for you in English, heavan, Hello, Okay, Hi,

753
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: I'm calling you today because we got an email about you.

754
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 1: It was awful. I'm dying right now. Do you know

755
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: why we got an email about you? Okay? Well, I

756
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: didn't cheat on anybody, so I know it's not that.

757
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: Like nobody I already know is talking to me, so

758
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: I'm not being pranked. So what's happening? Well, what's the

759
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: other option then? Since you're very familiar with the show?

760
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, Yeah, it's about a day, isn't it? Yes?

761
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 1: Is how many dates you've been on lately? One? Honestly,

762
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: things have been weird, So I haven't been, you know,

763
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: as as forceful with my my attempts to meet people.

764
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 1: Well that kind of narrows it down. Then. Yeah, if

765
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: you've only been on one, then unless you think somebody

766
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: you want to date with years and years and years ago.

767
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: You know that's probably from who Emma Emma correct. Yeah,

768
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 1: so Emma wants to know why you're not connerback. This

769
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:37,919
Speaker 1: is weird. Okay. Have you guys seen the show Snapped? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

770
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: It's all about couples who snapped, but it's always it's like,

771
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: never the dude though, it's always wives going right. Yeah. Yeah.

772
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: So I go over and everything's fine, we're hanging out,

773
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, she's like, you've got to

774
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: watch this show okay, And I was like okay, uh,

775
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: and so we start watching it and then she keeps

776
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: pausing it to talk about and like analyze and like

777
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: what's going on in the woman's rain and what yes,

778
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: like she's like talking about like the way you like

779
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: not you hopefully I don't think any of you have

780
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: murdered somebody. She was very specific about details and like

781
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 1: what would you do and like and what they did

782
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: wrong and how they could have got no way with Okay,

783
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: I mean those shows are interesting, like it's not like,

784
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: you know, most women are not crazy like that and

785
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 1: don't want to kill their husbands or boyfriends or whatever

786
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 1: but like, it is so interesting to like what shows

787
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: like that, to think about people who are like that,

788
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: like are you kidding? Yeah, yeah, on a first date

789
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: to analyze murders and then pulls the show and be like, hey,

790
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 1: what do you think about it? It's weird. There's a

791
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: lot of people who really like those type of shows. Yeah, exactly.

792
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: That's you know, on a first date, I'm trying to

793
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: get to know somebody and she just has this look

794
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: in her eye like like this means something to her,

795
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: like it's deeper than the show. She's sitting across from you,

796
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: Liam going like I can't wait to marry this man

797
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: and him the evenings. Usually though, it's because the husband

798
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 1: has done something to the way I feel like, yeah,

799
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: but I don't think it warrants murder usually and it ends. Yeah,

800
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: she said that. She's like, oh, that guy deserves whatever

801
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: he gets. Oh my god, Okay, huh and that's the

802
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: only reason, right, yeah, honest like, honestly, she's she's cute,

803
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 1: and she was fun and playful. It was just it

804
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: was weird. Those are the good murderers. If you can

805
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 1: have a good murderer cute, fun and playful. Yeah, oh

806
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna get murdered by anybody. Would be cute,

807
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: fun and playful, like an angry lunatic. You know that's

808
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: kind of fun. Yeah, all right, well, I mean I

809
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 1: guess it. I guess that's a legit reason if you

810
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,760
Speaker 1: felt creeped out by her. Like I said, I hadn't

811
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: been on date in months, and then this is what

812
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: I come back through. I was like maybe able to

813
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: stay in my house for a while. She thought you

814
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 1: weren't calling her back because you assumed that you were

815
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: going to Netflix and chill, but no chill happened. You

816
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: just watched shows. That's why she thought, not that you

817
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 1: think she might be a murderer. No, we didn't need

818
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 1: to chill. I just felt like a chill running to

819
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: don my spun. All right, well, I don't know if

820
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:06,720
Speaker 1: you forgot Liam how this segment works, but um, she's

821
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 1: on the phone right, Yes, Hey, Emma, are you a murderer? No,

822
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: I'm not a murderer. That's exactly what a murderer would say, exactly. Honestly,

823
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm shocked, like I would have never thought that this

824
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: is the reason that you weren't like returning my message

825
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: is like, yes, I like this show, but like it's

826
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: like it's just like it's fascinating and interesting. Don't murder.

827
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,320
Speaker 1: I'm not a murderer, Like I have a moral code,

828
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 1: like I would never kill Someboddy. Liam, come on, like

829
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: I'm not a murderer, I know. I mean honestly, I

830
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: hope that you weren't. It just like I said, I

831
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: just felt weird and I didn't even know how to

832
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 1: bring it up. And it's like I didn't want to

833
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 1: try and like come off judge because you can like

834
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 1: what you want. It just felt weird to me. That

835
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: would be so awkward if you actually did bring it up, Like, hey,

836
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 1: I need to ask you a question murder Liam. Honestly though,

837
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: like I really liked you a lot, and like, no way,

838
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: I hope you know now, like I'm not a murder.

839
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm not just killing you. Like I hope that like

840
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: we can new pass this because I really enjoyed spending

841
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: time with you. What do you think, Liam? Would you

842
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: like to go on another date with m O. We'll

843
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: pay for it. Um, okay, how about this? We will

844
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: pay for another date in a very public place, yes,

845
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: right down the street from a police spring scene. CCTV everywhere. Yeah,

846
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 1: cameras all over. What do you say? I mean, she

847
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: sounds convincing. And if you're going to make sure I

848
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: have a security detail, I would I would be happy

849
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: to go out again. Yes, I'm so excited, like I've promised,

850
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: like I'm not a murder and we'll have a good

851
00:45:56,080 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: time and we can go on public. Well, congratulate, you

852
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: got another date coming to call. I see you on

853
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: the news. Liam, time you call me, start off by

854
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: telling me what you want. That's That's what I was

855
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: gonna say. Liam. Congratulations, you also got another date and

856
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: it might be your last. The Jewels Show on Demand

857
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: jubils dirty little Secret. Time for dirty little secret. Remember

858
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: we said secret, weird secret secret. It's time for dirty

859
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: little sect. See get out secret. There's an R in

860
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: the word secret. That's not a dirty little secret. That's

861
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,919
Speaker 1: something that everybody should know. It's time for dirty little secret.

862
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: And if you have a dirty little secret to share

863
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: with us, just text in four one O six one.

864
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 1: We'll let you tell your secret no matter what it is,

865
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: on the show. And we always keep you anonymous. Nobody

866
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: knows who you are. We don't even ask what your

867
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: name is. What's your dirty little secret. Okay. So yeah,

868
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: oh gott, I hate to admit this, but I'm not

869
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: entirely sure, said, I'm so jazzed up about being a

870
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: parent anymore. M yeah one second, So that's your secret? Yeah, yeah, look,

871
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 1: it's just okay. So here's the thing. Is like, obviously,

872
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: you know, we've all been home way too much lately.

873
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: Uh and and you know it's like everybody's sort of

874
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 1: you know, testing their own patients with one another and

875
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: and basically just you know, over the past couple of months,

876
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 1: I've just like really really found that I'm just like

877
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 1: getting you know, just really short with like my wife

878
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: and and you know, my kids are getting on my

879
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: nerves and absolutely right, But I mean the fact that

880
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: that happens though from time to time it sounds though

881
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: like the system or of a concrete thing for you,

882
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: like you just realize that you're tired of being a parent. Yeah. Yeah,

883
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: it's one of it's it's well, I mean, it's one

884
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: of those things where it's like, you know, prior to

885
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: the whole quarantine thing, it was like, you know, I

886
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 1: would at least get the break of going to work

887
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: each day. Right now that I'm working now that I'm

888
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: working from home and now that I'm around all the

889
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 1: time every single bay is just like I just I

890
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 1: don't know, I just at the end of my rope

891
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: and and I don't know if if I'm you know,

892
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 1: built for this, and and it just you know, it

893
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: just doesn't feel like it's worth it, if you know

894
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: what I mean. That's a tough problem because it's hard

895
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: to get rid of a child, I assume. Yeah, yeah,

896
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 1: yeah it is. Yeah, sorry, that's of like I've tried that,

897
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: but but you know, but no, it's just it's just

898
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: one of those things where it's just like I just

899
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: don't I just don't know what to do. You know.

900
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: It's like I wake up every morning and and it's

901
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: like it's even gotten to the point where it's like

902
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 1: I've got my own sort of secret calendar that i

903
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,280
Speaker 1: keep hidden away with my work stuff, where I'm literally

904
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: checking off days until my children turn eighteen. And wow,

905
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 1: nothing that you dig about it, huh dang. No, No,

906
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: I mean, like, don't don't get me wrong. It's like

907
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 1: when they were born, and like I was so I

908
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: was so excited to be a dad, and you know,

909
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: the magic of these kids, you know, it's just like

910
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: it's filled. My heart was like so much warmth and

911
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: so much love, but now I'm just like, oh my god,

912
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: they're just you know, it's like they're so loud that

913
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: they never ever stop. And then even once they go

914
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 1: to bed at night, it's just like, you know, I'm

915
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: already exhosted. And then that's when my wife wants like

916
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: alone time for the two of us, and I'm just

917
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: like I'm already done, like I'm done with my day,

918
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: you know, and you don't want any more of the kids.

919
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: It sounds like, so I don't do that. Yeah, yeah,

920
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: get sense? Yeah seriously, Yeah, I mean you know, that's

921
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: that's that is one idea for sure. But but yeah, anyway,

922
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 1: that I guess that's just my dirty level secrets. I

923
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: just you know, I'm tired. I'm tired of being a parent. Yeah, okay,

924
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: well I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah that sucks. Yeah,

925
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of people that can relate at

926
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 1: the moment. Yeah for sure. How long you got until

927
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: you're done being a parent then you can finally be

928
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 1: happy again? Too long? The Jewel Show on Demand. Oh

929
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: I met this guy a couple of months ago. And

930
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 1: I went to a party with him and his entire

931
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 1: family and his friends, and we both got super drunk,

932
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 1: a lot of dirties, the little secrets that start with

933
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: that lady to go ahead, yeah, And so he asked

934
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 1: if I wanted to hook up, and we ended up

935
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 1: hooking up on a golf cart, his parents golf cart.

936
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:31,720
Speaker 1: Whoa yes, adventurous. So my dad he owns this camper

937
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: up at like a lake, and so we go there

938
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: like once a summer, me and the kids, and then

939
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,280
Speaker 1: my ex you know, when I was with my ex husband,

940
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: he went with me too, And there's like a bedroom

941
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: kind of thing like in the camper for my dad

942
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 1: and then we sleep in the main area of the camper. Well,

943
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: the next day, my dad decided to let me know

944
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: that he heard me having sex in his camper, and

945
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm sorry, come again, what Well, I

946
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: don't have a talk with him at home. If you

947
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 1: can understand, I don't even remember the last time that

948
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: I had sex with him. It's definitely not going to

949
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: be here in this camper, Like this isn't the thing

950
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: right here, stays here, it doesn't even move. Where's the

951
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 1: weirdest place do you have ever hooked a restaurant bathroom

952
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 1: in Times Square? That sounds fun? It was fun. A

953
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 1: shed that sounds a shed was dirty? Couldn't wait, it

954
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: was on the gravel. Wait you want to lately? It

955
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 1: couldn't be anybody else. Well, let your current what adults

956
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 1: were tools? There were tools and shed. It was the

957
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: old house that I used to live in at college.

958
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: So you went to the shed in the back. Why why? Yeah?

959
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: Was in the moment are you? Oh my god, let's

960
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: go to the shed? I mean that is what you

961
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: recommended lately. We should go. We should go have some

962
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: spontaneous let's go to this, Let's go have some spontaneous

963
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,439
Speaker 1: sign it out just like that. Honestly, it just sounds

964
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: like a forty year old version thing to do. Lose

965
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: his virginity last week and he's still with the girlfriend

966
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: that he lost. It produced a Bennett a Starbucks bathroom flags. Okay,

967
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: you both in the bathroom. You guys as dirty than

968
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 1: dirty shit. It started the car. It started in the

969
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: car on our way to six Flags. We were a

970
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: little distracted, so we're like, you know what, We're not

971
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: gonna make it to six Flags. We've got to get

972
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 1: this done. Boy, it's the closest bathroom. Start gonna get

973
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 1: it done in the car not enough space for Yeah. Yeah,

974
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 1: there was a long line too, so we went on,

975
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 1: that's so embarrassing. That's out of the bathroom. We hit it,

976
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: we hit, We get in the bathroom, locked the door,

977
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,760
Speaker 1: and we hold it down for about maybe thirty minutes

978
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 1: in a public bathroom. Thirty minutes. Yeah, you gotta get

979
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: it done. That's not a time to go. Hey, let's

980
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: have some little sensual like let's been some time. I

981
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 1: don't want to for a quickie right there. That's what

982
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 1: those are made for. I had to ride bad rollercoaster

983
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: before I went in rode the other roller coaster. How

984
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 1: many knocks did you get on the door? You know

985
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: how it is at a fast Oh yeah, you like

986
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: when you get off roller coaster, you just go right

987
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: back in line. All right, are we done? Can you

988
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: One on my story I don't know, was in Canada

989
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 1: and I was a whistler and I was on a gondola.

990
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 1: And there's several gondolas. If you haven't been there, you

991
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 1: can get in this big one that's like an enclosed capsule. Yeah,

992
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: And that was the one that I was in and

993
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 1: I was just with him. It was in the summertime,

994
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 1: so it was the bikes not the snowboards, right, and

995
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: so there was kids, right, but there wasn't kids in

996
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: front of back goodness, but there was kids that were

997
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 1: passing us. But I didn't think about and I was like,

998
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: oh god, there's a kid right there, there's a kid. Right,

999
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: there's a child. I'm like, oh no, Like it was

1000
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: embarrassing for me. But he didn't care. The same day,

1001
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: of course you won't he I mean, they passed by

1002
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:03,760
Speaker 1: pretty quickly, and I don't know if they saw anything,

1003
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: but I'm pretty surely assassin all of it, all of it,

1004
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 1: all of it. Everything there was to see. If you

1005
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 1: enjoy it wasn't fun for me. I didn't know if

1006
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 1: anybody says that, if any woman ever says they did,

1007
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: and that's hope a situation. They're lying, do you think?

1008
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:19,240
Speaker 1: So get in bend over because this gondola is gondola

1009
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 1: usually whatever it is, because this boat is gonela. It

1010
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 1: didn't work like I wanted it too. I loved it.

1011
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: It was there that I can't decide what my mine is.

1012
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: You've had some crazy experiences. He's like which one should have. Yeah, well,

1013
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: on public or private, what's what's better? Public? Public? Public,

1014
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: public public. It's very similar to Alex's but I like

1015
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: it was in traffic though, but it was like rush

1016
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 1: hour traffic, and I was really drunk in the back

1017
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: of a car that was a convertible and people in

1018
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: traffic were actually honking at us. No. Yeah, and I

1019
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: didn't really remember. I mean, I remembered that I was

1020
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 1: doing stuff, but I didn't remember all that happening until

1021
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: like the next day. And my friend was telling me

1022
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: about it and he's like, yeah, you don't remember that

1023
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: mini van and the mom was like telling her kiss

1024
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 1: to cover her eyes. I was texting four h six one,

1025
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 1: what's the weirdest place you've ever done that? It's a

1026
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: Jewel show The Jewel Show on Demand