WEBVTT - Super Bowl Party

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my strawberry letter for today. The subject is if it

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<v Speaker 1>ain't broke, don't fix it. Okay, we'll get into that

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<v Speaker 1>in just a bit, but right now it is time

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<v Speaker 1>for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nef, what's

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<v Speaker 1>your gat for us today? The big game is Sunday, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Big game on Sunday? Right right? Okay, okay, big game

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday. Cool. So this right here is called super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl hardy, Okay, a party? What do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>look at? Super Bowl party? A partey? Alright, let's go

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<v Speaker 1>cat doc. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Gerard. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what's called Hey, this is this is Curtis Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm one of your neighbors in the neighborhood. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>about three, I think about three streets over from you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm reaching out to you, man, I know the super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl coming up? Are you? Are you playing on throwing

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<v Speaker 1>your your annual super Bowl party this year? How you

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<v Speaker 1>get you said you in the neighborhood. Yeah, y'all live

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<v Speaker 1>in the neighborhood. I'm I'm three streets over from you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, yeah, how did you hear about the Super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl party? Man? I mean, I mean everybody knows about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, it's it's it's it's pretty big.

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<v Speaker 1>Every year you got you know, I mean it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's cars everywhere. I mean, you guys be be rocking

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<v Speaker 1>for all through the NiFe on Super Bowl Night. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling to see if you are you throwing it

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<v Speaker 1>this year? Um? Yes, and you I do it every year, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I do it every year. Able to come over, everybody

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<v Speaker 1>comes over, We have a good time. So yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be doing it again this year. While what's up? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So here here what I want to tell you, man,

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<v Speaker 1>every year your party too loud, and here's people parking

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<v Speaker 1>all in front of other people's houses. You know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>three streets old. It's people parking in my driveway to

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<v Speaker 1>get to your house. And to be honest with you,

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<v Speaker 1>just too loud. And I'm I'm just telling you this year,

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<v Speaker 1>if that is loud this year, I'm calling the police

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<v Speaker 1>this year. Man, this is what you really called me for.

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<v Speaker 1>You really called me to threaten me, to tell me

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna call it at least shut down my party. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I mean body too loud. Man, everybody and

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<v Speaker 1>everybody in the neighborhood come to my party. Man, ain't

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<v Speaker 1>know everybody in thehood don't come because I damn so

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<v Speaker 1>it ain't been there. That's because you ain't get an invite,

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<v Speaker 1>you hater. That's why you ain't get no invite, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you hater. That's why I'm not no. I ain't no hater.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just telling you your stuff is out of control. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta tone it. You gotta good control of your party.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have control of it. Man, you're telling me

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<v Speaker 1>how to control my control. Your mouth started. Let's start

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<v Speaker 1>right there, all right, you ain't calling no believe, you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't doing none of that. We ain't doing ye. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't telling me what I'm not gonna do. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one. You're the one on the party. You're

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<v Speaker 1>the one got people parking and people driveway and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right here it happens. I'm calling the police. You

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<v Speaker 1>ain't calling nobody. You ain't calling that every person. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you that right now. Okay, So I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you feln't stop me. How are you felna stop me

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<v Speaker 1>from making sure I got peace and on my street

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<v Speaker 1>at my house. I'm gonna stop you with a size

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<v Speaker 1>twelve right up, y'all. Okay, okay, I'm gonna tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you again. Control your party, get the

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<v Speaker 1>noise level where it ain't disturbing everybody in the neighborhood,

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<v Speaker 1>and stop people from parking in people's driveway. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you again, I'm about to have a party

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<v Speaker 1>with my size twelve right up in your Hey, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>it is what it is. It is. Look for the

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<v Speaker 1>police to be at your party, all right, look for

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<v Speaker 1>the people to look for the police to be at

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<v Speaker 1>your damn party, because evidently you don't respect your neighbors.

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<v Speaker 1>It is what it is. You know. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I do respect my neighbors because all the neighbors in

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<v Speaker 1>the neighborhood come except for you, because we already know

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<v Speaker 1>you're on Y're on that list. Yet I hated that's

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<v Speaker 1>the neighbor that be calling toe trucks and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>complaining about leaves and yard that I know exactly who

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<v Speaker 1>you are. That's why you never got to invite to

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<v Speaker 1>the party because you hate it. You do not even

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<v Speaker 1>know me. Dude, you use the idea who I am

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<v Speaker 1>use a buster, But I'm gonna be the buster that's

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<v Speaker 1>polling po post to be over there on sudden listen

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<v Speaker 1>to snitch snitching, that's and I that's not snitching. It's

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<v Speaker 1>controlling the atmosphere and stopping it from being out of control.

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<v Speaker 1>Me as something. So so you think people that's going

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<v Speaker 1>to your party ought to be at the park in

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<v Speaker 1>my driveway? Listen, man, I'm gonna be real with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry if anybody mad parked in your driveway, but

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<v Speaker 1>that ain't nothing for you to just knock on the

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<v Speaker 1>door and say, hey, excuse me. You know I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get out, you know whatever. Whatever, I make sure

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<v Speaker 1>I put it on on the flyers that we don't

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<v Speaker 1>want people blocking driveways. But you know, obviously it happened,

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<v Speaker 1>and I apologize for that. But that's no reason for

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<v Speaker 1>you to be going on extra crazy and going to

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<v Speaker 1>extra mount talking month. I'm calling the police. You what

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<v Speaker 1>are you're calling? No body? Man? Shut up? That right

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<v Speaker 1>there is what's wrong with black people today. Instead of

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<v Speaker 1>coming to me like a man, you're coming to me

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<v Speaker 1>like a coward. Instead of coming to me like a

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<v Speaker 1>man and saying listen now, because the first thing you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about, oh, I'm gonna call the police, and then

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<v Speaker 1>when the police come and beat your black that's up.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be on the other line complain and talk

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<v Speaker 1>about what is to be. You want to be shut

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<v Speaker 1>and doing this and that, don't you know that's how

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<v Speaker 1>you get up man. So it's black people. We gotta

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<v Speaker 1>learn how to stick together and come together. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to come to the party, it sounds like you're

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<v Speaker 1>silent hater on the load for real, like you really

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<v Speaker 1>want to come to the party. But because you're the

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<v Speaker 1>only person in the neighborhood that hasn't been invited. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about calling the police. I know exactly who

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<v Speaker 1>you are. Who am I You that dude that live

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<v Speaker 1>up to three streets over and you drive that that

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<v Speaker 1>trump with the flannel shirts and all of that. You're

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<v Speaker 1>the only person in the hood driving a truck and flannel.

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<v Speaker 1>That's wrong with you, man, That's why you ain't gett

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<v Speaker 1>no invite. And on top of that, all of dogs

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<v Speaker 1>you got running around in your backyard, you need to

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<v Speaker 1>clean them up. They'd be back there in and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the other neighbors can't even have barbecues because

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<v Speaker 1>you're big, rusty gass dogs running around. You gotta nerves

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<v Speaker 1>to be talking about you calling the police when we

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<v Speaker 1>need to be calling the city on you. All that

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<v Speaker 1>trash and you got in front of your house. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>get out of here. I'm gonna call the cops on

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<v Speaker 1>you right now if you ain't, because you're wearing the

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<v Speaker 1>flannel shirts with trucking the dogs running around with calling

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<v Speaker 1>the front yard and the back gyard all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>Who the are you that tell me say no more?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you who I am. This is nephew

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Just got pranked

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<v Speaker 1>by your next dough neighbor, Brian. That's who I am.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, you know what? You know what now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm definitely gonna kick you in hist Man. You had

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<v Speaker 1>me go ahead. Man, I hold when I run this prank.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope the man with the truck in the flowner

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<v Speaker 1>shirt ain't listening to it. All right, Man, I got

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing. You gotta tell me what's the baddest

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you already know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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<v Speaker 1>already know what it is. You got everything in black history. Lesson, man,

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<v Speaker 1>he's hating you out exactly who you are? You trying

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<v Speaker 1>to red pickup truck with that damn flowner shirt off,

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<v Speaker 1>got all the nasty dogs in your backyard, hater because

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<v Speaker 1>you hate a minute. Low you hater. But he told

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<v Speaker 1>you out. You ain't calling. Nobody's gonna do nothing. Shut up,

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<v Speaker 1>shut up? Yeah, ye see that's what happened. You called police,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't they beat your head? And then I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what they were doing me. I always believe that you

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<v Speaker 1>really got to do something me For me to call

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<v Speaker 1>the police, something really got to be popping off. Dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember when we lived in the in the hood.

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<v Speaker 1>My sister in law got in the argument with my brother,

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<v Speaker 1>called the police, and police came to my daddy house.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a house that didn't go good at all.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't understand that. The first thing, because he could

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<v Speaker 1>not have this, only question was who called you? Who

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<v Speaker 1>called you and told you come here, mahu, we gotta

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<v Speaker 1>call complaint that a woman said she was arguing with

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<v Speaker 1>her Wait what boy? When he found out it was

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<v Speaker 1>my sister in law, that had called his daughter in

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<v Speaker 1>law called the police to his How remember Daddy didn't

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<v Speaker 1>talk to her for mot four years? How long? About

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<v Speaker 1>four years? O? I'm wrong with you? All right? Good

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<v Speaker 1>a nephew, Thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters. Subject

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<v Speaker 1>if it ain't broke, don't fix it. We'll get into

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<v Speaker 1>it right after this. You're listening to the same Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show.