Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. The subject is if it
Speaker 1: ain't broke, don't fix it. Okay, we'll get into that
Speaker 1: in just a bit, but right now it is time
Speaker 1: for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nef, what's
Speaker 1: your gat for us today? The big game is Sunday, right,
Speaker 1: Big game on Sunday? Right right? Okay, okay, big game
Speaker 1: on Sunday. Cool. So this right here is called super
Speaker 1: Bowl hardy, Okay, a party? What do you want to
Speaker 1: look at? Super Bowl party? A partey? Alright, let's go
Speaker 1: cat doc. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Gerard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is what's called Hey, this is this is Curtis Man.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm one of your neighbors in the neighborhood. I'm
Speaker 1: about three, I think about three streets over from you.
Speaker 1: I'm reaching out to you, man, I know the super
Speaker 1: Bowl coming up? Are you? Are you playing on throwing
Speaker 1: your your annual super Bowl party this year? How you
Speaker 1: get you said you in the neighborhood. Yeah, y'all live
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. I'm I'm three streets over from you.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, how did you hear about the Super
Speaker 1: Bowl party? Man? I mean, I mean everybody knows about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's it's it's it's pretty big.
Speaker 1: Every year you got you know, I mean it's it's
Speaker 1: it's cars everywhere. I mean, you guys be be rocking
Speaker 1: for all through the NiFe on Super Bowl Night. So
Speaker 1: I'm calling to see if you are you throwing it
Speaker 1: this year? Um? Yes, and you I do it every year, man,
Speaker 1: I do it every year. Able to come over, everybody
Speaker 1: comes over, We have a good time. So yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be doing it again this year. While what's up? Okay?
Speaker 1: So here here what I want to tell you, man,
Speaker 1: every year your party too loud, and here's people parking
Speaker 1: all in front of other people's houses. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: three streets old. It's people parking in my driveway to
Speaker 1: get to your house. And to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: just too loud. And I'm I'm just telling you this year,
Speaker 1: if that is loud this year, I'm calling the police
Speaker 1: this year. Man, this is what you really called me for.
Speaker 1: You really called me to threaten me, to tell me
Speaker 1: you're gonna call it at least shut down my party. Bro.
Speaker 1: You know. I mean body too loud. Man, everybody and
Speaker 1: everybody in the neighborhood come to my party. Man, ain't
Speaker 1: know everybody in thehood don't come because I damn so
Speaker 1: it ain't been there. That's because you ain't get an invite,
Speaker 1: you hater. That's why you ain't get no invite, I said,
Speaker 1: you hater. That's why I'm not no. I ain't no hater.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you your stuff is out of control. Man.
Speaker 1: You gotta tone it. You gotta good control of your party.
Speaker 1: You don't have control of it. Man, you're telling me
Speaker 1: how to control my control. Your mouth started. Let's start
Speaker 1: right there, all right, you ain't calling no believe, you
Speaker 1: ain't doing none of that. We ain't doing ye. Hold on,
Speaker 1: you ain't telling me what I'm not gonna do. All right.
Speaker 1: You're the one. You're the one on the party. You're
Speaker 1: the one got people parking and people driveway and yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right here it happens. I'm calling the police. You
Speaker 1: ain't calling nobody. You ain't calling that every person. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you that right now. Okay, So I'm telling
Speaker 1: you feln't stop me. How are you felna stop me
Speaker 1: from making sure I got peace and on my street
Speaker 1: at my house. I'm gonna stop you with a size
Speaker 1: twelve right up, y'all. Okay, okay, I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you again. Control your party, get the
Speaker 1: noise level where it ain't disturbing everybody in the neighborhood,
Speaker 1: and stop people from parking in people's driveway. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you again, I'm about to have a party
Speaker 1: with my size twelve right up in your Hey, dude,
Speaker 1: it is what it is. It is. Look for the
Speaker 1: police to be at your party, all right, look for
Speaker 1: the people to look for the police to be at
Speaker 1: your damn party, because evidently you don't respect your neighbors.
Speaker 1: It is what it is. You know. You know what
Speaker 1: I do respect my neighbors because all the neighbors in
Speaker 1: the neighborhood come except for you, because we already know
Speaker 1: you're on Y're on that list. Yet I hated that's
Speaker 1: the neighbor that be calling toe trucks and you know,
Speaker 1: complaining about leaves and yard that I know exactly who
Speaker 1: you are. That's why you never got to invite to
Speaker 1: the party because you hate it. You do not even
Speaker 1: know me. Dude, you use the idea who I am
Speaker 1: use a buster, But I'm gonna be the buster that's
Speaker 1: polling po post to be over there on sudden listen
Speaker 1: to snitch snitching, that's and I that's not snitching. It's
Speaker 1: controlling the atmosphere and stopping it from being out of control.
Speaker 1: Me as something. So so you think people that's going
Speaker 1: to your party ought to be at the park in
Speaker 1: my driveway? Listen, man, I'm gonna be real with you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if anybody mad parked in your driveway, but
Speaker 1: that ain't nothing for you to just knock on the
Speaker 1: door and say, hey, excuse me. You know I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get out, you know whatever. Whatever, I make sure
Speaker 1: I put it on on the flyers that we don't
Speaker 1: want people blocking driveways. But you know, obviously it happened,
Speaker 1: and I apologize for that. But that's no reason for
Speaker 1: you to be going on extra crazy and going to
Speaker 1: extra mount talking month. I'm calling the police. You what
Speaker 1: are you're calling? No body? Man? Shut up? That right
Speaker 1: there is what's wrong with black people today. Instead of
Speaker 1: coming to me like a man, you're coming to me
Speaker 1: like a coward. Instead of coming to me like a
Speaker 1: man and saying listen now, because the first thing you're
Speaker 1: talking about, oh, I'm gonna call the police, and then
Speaker 1: when the police come and beat your black that's up.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be on the other line complain and talk
Speaker 1: about what is to be. You want to be shut
Speaker 1: and doing this and that, don't you know that's how
Speaker 1: you get up man. So it's black people. We gotta
Speaker 1: learn how to stick together and come together. If you
Speaker 1: want to come to the party, it sounds like you're
Speaker 1: silent hater on the load for real, like you really
Speaker 1: want to come to the party. But because you're the
Speaker 1: only person in the neighborhood that hasn't been invited. Now
Speaker 1: you're talking about calling the police. I know exactly who
Speaker 1: you are. Who am I You that dude that live
Speaker 1: up to three streets over and you drive that that
Speaker 1: trump with the flannel shirts and all of that. You're
Speaker 1: the only person in the hood driving a truck and flannel.
Speaker 1: That's wrong with you, man, That's why you ain't gett
Speaker 1: no invite. And on top of that, all of dogs
Speaker 1: you got running around in your backyard, you need to
Speaker 1: clean them up. They'd be back there in and everything.
Speaker 1: And then the other neighbors can't even have barbecues because
Speaker 1: you're big, rusty gass dogs running around. You gotta nerves
Speaker 1: to be talking about you calling the police when we
Speaker 1: need to be calling the city on you. All that
Speaker 1: trash and you got in front of your house. Man,
Speaker 1: get out of here. I'm gonna call the cops on
Speaker 1: you right now if you ain't, because you're wearing the
Speaker 1: flannel shirts with trucking the dogs running around with calling
Speaker 1: the front yard and the back gyard all over the place.
Speaker 1: Who the are you that tell me say no more?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you who I am. This is nephew
Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Just got pranked
Speaker 1: by your next dough neighbor, Brian. That's who I am.
Speaker 1: You know what, you know what? You know what now
Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna kick you in hist Man. You had
Speaker 1: me go ahead. Man, I hold when I run this prank.
Speaker 1: I hope the man with the truck in the flowner
Speaker 1: shirt ain't listening to it. All right, Man, I got
Speaker 1: one more thing. You gotta tell me what's the baddest
Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man,
Speaker 1: you already know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
Speaker 1: already know what it is. You got everything in black history. Lesson, man,
Speaker 1: he's hating you out exactly who you are? You trying
Speaker 1: to red pickup truck with that damn flowner shirt off,
Speaker 1: got all the nasty dogs in your backyard, hater because
Speaker 1: you hate a minute. Low you hater. But he told
Speaker 1: you out. You ain't calling. Nobody's gonna do nothing. Shut up,
Speaker 1: shut up? Yeah, ye see that's what happened. You called police,
Speaker 1: didn't they beat your head? And then I don't know
Speaker 1: what they were doing me. I always believe that you
Speaker 1: really got to do something me For me to call
Speaker 1: the police, something really got to be popping off. Dog.
Speaker 1: I remember when we lived in the in the hood.
Speaker 1: My sister in law got in the argument with my brother,
Speaker 1: called the police, and police came to my daddy house.
Speaker 1: That was a house that didn't go good at all.
Speaker 1: He didn't understand that. The first thing, because he could
Speaker 1: not have this, only question was who called you? Who
Speaker 1: called you and told you come here, mahu, we gotta
Speaker 1: call complaint that a woman said she was arguing with
Speaker 1: her Wait what boy? When he found out it was
Speaker 1: my sister in law, that had called his daughter in
Speaker 1: law called the police to his How remember Daddy didn't
Speaker 1: talk to her for mot four years? How long? About
Speaker 1: four years? O? I'm wrong with you? All right? Good
Speaker 1: a nephew, Thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters. Subject
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