1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,720 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:07,800 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. The subject is if it 3 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:12,040 Speaker 1: ain't broke, don't fix it. Okay, we'll get into that 4 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 1: in just a bit, but right now it is time 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 1: for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nef, what's 6 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 1: your gat for us today? The big game is Sunday, right, 7 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:25,079 Speaker 1: Big game on Sunday? Right right? Okay, okay, big game 8 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: on Sunday. Cool. So this right here is called super 9 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 1: Bowl hardy, Okay, a party? What do you want to 10 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 1: look at? Super Bowl party? A partey? Alright, let's go 11 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:40,960 Speaker 1: cat doc. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Gerard. Yeah, 12 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 1: this is what's called Hey, this is this is Curtis Man. 13 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 1: I'm I'm one of your neighbors in the neighborhood. I'm 14 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 1: about three, I think about three streets over from you. 15 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: I'm reaching out to you, man, I know the super 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: Bowl coming up? Are you? Are you playing on throwing 17 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: your your annual super Bowl party this year? How you 18 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: get you said you in the neighborhood. Yeah, y'all live 19 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. I'm I'm three streets over from you. 20 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, how did you hear about the Super 21 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 1: Bowl party? Man? I mean, I mean everybody knows about it. 22 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's it's it's it's pretty big. 23 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 1: Every year you got you know, I mean it's it's 24 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:17,080 Speaker 1: it's cars everywhere. I mean, you guys be be rocking 25 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,680 Speaker 1: for all through the NiFe on Super Bowl Night. So 26 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 1: I'm calling to see if you are you throwing it 27 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 1: this year? Um? Yes, and you I do it every year, man, 28 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 1: I do it every year. Able to come over, everybody 29 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: comes over, We have a good time. So yeah, we're 30 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:33,400 Speaker 1: gonna be doing it again this year. While what's up? Okay? 31 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 1: So here here what I want to tell you, man, 32 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 1: every year your party too loud, and here's people parking 33 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,960 Speaker 1: all in front of other people's houses. You know, I'm 34 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,760 Speaker 1: three streets old. It's people parking in my driveway to 35 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: get to your house. And to be honest with you, 36 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 1: just too loud. And I'm I'm just telling you this year, 37 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 1: if that is loud this year, I'm calling the police 38 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: this year. Man, this is what you really called me for. 39 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 1: You really called me to threaten me, to tell me 40 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 1: you're gonna call it at least shut down my party. Bro. 41 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 1: You know. I mean body too loud. Man, everybody and 42 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 1: everybody in the neighborhood come to my party. Man, ain't 43 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 1: know everybody in thehood don't come because I damn so 44 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,639 Speaker 1: it ain't been there. That's because you ain't get an invite, 45 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 1: you hater. That's why you ain't get no invite, I said, 46 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 1: you hater. That's why I'm not no. I ain't no hater. 47 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: I'm just telling you your stuff is out of control. Man. 48 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,519 Speaker 1: You gotta tone it. You gotta good control of your party. 49 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,840 Speaker 1: You don't have control of it. Man, you're telling me 50 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 1: how to control my control. Your mouth started. Let's start 51 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 1: right there, all right, you ain't calling no believe, you 52 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: ain't doing none of that. We ain't doing ye. Hold on, 53 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,960 Speaker 1: you ain't telling me what I'm not gonna do. All right. 54 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: You're the one. You're the one on the party. You're 55 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,639 Speaker 1: the one got people parking and people driveway and yeah, 56 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: that's right here it happens. I'm calling the police. You 57 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: ain't calling nobody. You ain't calling that every person. I'm 58 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,799 Speaker 1: gonna tell you that right now. Okay, So I'm telling 59 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: you feln't stop me. How are you felna stop me 60 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 1: from making sure I got peace and on my street 61 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: at my house. I'm gonna stop you with a size 62 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: twelve right up, y'all. Okay, okay, I'm gonna tell you. 63 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you again. Control your party, get the 64 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 1: noise level where it ain't disturbing everybody in the neighborhood, 65 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 1: and stop people from parking in people's driveway. And I'm 66 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: gonna tell you again, I'm about to have a party 67 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 1: with my size twelve right up in your Hey, dude, 68 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: it is what it is. It is. Look for the 69 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 1: police to be at your party, all right, look for 70 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,760 Speaker 1: the people to look for the police to be at 71 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 1: your damn party, because evidently you don't respect your neighbors. 72 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: It is what it is. You know. You know what 73 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: I do respect my neighbors because all the neighbors in 74 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 1: the neighborhood come except for you, because we already know 75 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: you're on Y're on that list. Yet I hated that's 76 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: the neighbor that be calling toe trucks and you know, 77 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 1: complaining about leaves and yard that I know exactly who 78 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: you are. That's why you never got to invite to 79 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 1: the party because you hate it. You do not even 80 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: know me. Dude, you use the idea who I am 81 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 1: use a buster, But I'm gonna be the buster that's 82 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: polling po post to be over there on sudden listen 83 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 1: to snitch snitching, that's and I that's not snitching. It's 84 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: controlling the atmosphere and stopping it from being out of control. 85 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 1: Me as something. So so you think people that's going 86 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: to your party ought to be at the park in 87 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: my driveway? Listen, man, I'm gonna be real with you. 88 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,479 Speaker 1: I'm sorry if anybody mad parked in your driveway, but 89 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 1: that ain't nothing for you to just knock on the 90 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: door and say, hey, excuse me. You know I'm trying 91 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,840 Speaker 1: to get out, you know whatever. Whatever, I make sure 92 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 1: I put it on on the flyers that we don't 93 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: want people blocking driveways. But you know, obviously it happened, 94 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,839 Speaker 1: and I apologize for that. But that's no reason for 95 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: you to be going on extra crazy and going to 96 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: extra mount talking month. I'm calling the police. You what 97 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 1: are you're calling? No body? Man? Shut up? That right 98 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 1: there is what's wrong with black people today. Instead of 99 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: coming to me like a man, you're coming to me 100 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: like a coward. Instead of coming to me like a 101 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 1: man and saying listen now, because the first thing you're 102 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 1: talking about, oh, I'm gonna call the police, and then 103 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 1: when the police come and beat your black that's up. 104 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: You're gonna be on the other line complain and talk 105 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 1: about what is to be. You want to be shut 106 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: and doing this and that, don't you know that's how 107 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:28,479 Speaker 1: you get up man. So it's black people. We gotta 108 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,719 Speaker 1: learn how to stick together and come together. If you 109 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: want to come to the party, it sounds like you're 110 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: silent hater on the load for real, like you really 111 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 1: want to come to the party. But because you're the 112 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 1: only person in the neighborhood that hasn't been invited. Now 113 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:43,080 Speaker 1: you're talking about calling the police. I know exactly who 114 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 1: you are. Who am I You that dude that live 115 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,720 Speaker 1: up to three streets over and you drive that that 116 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 1: trump with the flannel shirts and all of that. You're 117 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 1: the only person in the hood driving a truck and flannel. 118 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 1: That's wrong with you, man, That's why you ain't gett 119 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 1: no invite. And on top of that, all of dogs 120 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 1: you got running around in your backyard, you need to 121 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:05,360 Speaker 1: clean them up. They'd be back there in and everything. 122 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: And then the other neighbors can't even have barbecues because 123 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 1: you're big, rusty gass dogs running around. You gotta nerves 124 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 1: to be talking about you calling the police when we 125 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 1: need to be calling the city on you. All that 126 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 1: trash and you got in front of your house. Man, 127 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 1: get out of here. I'm gonna call the cops on 128 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 1: you right now if you ain't, because you're wearing the 129 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:26,159 Speaker 1: flannel shirts with trucking the dogs running around with calling 130 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,840 Speaker 1: the front yard and the back gyard all over the place. 131 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: Who the are you that tell me say no more? 132 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,479 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you who I am. This is nephew 133 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Just got pranked 134 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 1: by your next dough neighbor, Brian. That's who I am. 135 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 1: You know what, you know what? You know what now 136 00:06:53,960 --> 00:07:00,160 Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna kick you in hist Man. You had 137 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: me go ahead. Man, I hold when I run this prank. 138 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: I hope the man with the truck in the flowner 139 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: shirt ain't listening to it. All right, Man, I got 140 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 1: one more thing. You gotta tell me what's the baddest 141 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man, 142 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 1: you already know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You 143 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:30,840 Speaker 1: already know what it is. You got everything in black history. Lesson, man, 144 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:35,200 Speaker 1: he's hating you out exactly who you are? You trying 145 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 1: to red pickup truck with that damn flowner shirt off, 146 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:46,360 Speaker 1: got all the nasty dogs in your backyard, hater because 147 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,720 Speaker 1: you hate a minute. Low you hater. But he told 148 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 1: you out. You ain't calling. Nobody's gonna do nothing. Shut up, 149 00:07:55,400 --> 00:08:02,840 Speaker 1: shut up? Yeah, ye see that's what happened. You called police, 150 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 1: didn't they beat your head? And then I don't know 151 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:13,880 Speaker 1: what they were doing me. I always believe that you 152 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: really got to do something me For me to call 153 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:20,440 Speaker 1: the police, something really got to be popping off. Dog. 154 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 1: I remember when we lived in the in the hood. 155 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,200 Speaker 1: My sister in law got in the argument with my brother, 156 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 1: called the police, and police came to my daddy house. 157 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:34,920 Speaker 1: That was a house that didn't go good at all. 158 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 1: He didn't understand that. The first thing, because he could 159 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:45,040 Speaker 1: not have this, only question was who called you? Who 160 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:48,920 Speaker 1: called you and told you come here, mahu, we gotta 161 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,040 Speaker 1: call complaint that a woman said she was arguing with 162 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,760 Speaker 1: her Wait what boy? When he found out it was 163 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:58,800 Speaker 1: my sister in law, that had called his daughter in 164 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 1: law called the police to his How remember Daddy didn't 165 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:05,679 Speaker 1: talk to her for mot four years? How long? About 166 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:12,160 Speaker 1: four years? O? I'm wrong with you? All right? Good 167 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,360 Speaker 1: a nephew, Thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters. Subject 168 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,920 Speaker 1: if it ain't broke, don't fix it. We'll get into 169 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,560 Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the same Harvey 170 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:22,160 Speaker 1: Morning Show.