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Speaker 1: Mmmm. China swears it isn't building a time machine.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, when did they swear that? One hundred years

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Speaker 2: from now or two minutes ago? Bananas says, your worlds?

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Speaker 2: Would you believe.

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Speaker 1: It's not your madzillion pieces? Would you? Bana?

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Speaker 3: Bana?

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Speaker 2: Banana?

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Speaker 1: Banana? Banana. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Bananas the Strange

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Speaker 1: News podcast you never knew you needed. That's Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 2: That's my bff, Kurt Brownowler, Kurt, how are you? My friend?

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm feeling great. I'm excited about our guests today.

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Speaker 2: Me too.

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Speaker 1: She is a comedian, author, podcaster, and generally hilarious and

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Speaker 1: informative truths Again a fantastic book obviously, Stories from My Timeline,

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Speaker 1: and she co hosts the podcast What a Day. Please

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Speaker 1: welcome the wonderful Akila Hughes.

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Speaker 2: Whoa.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, it's like we're meeting in person almost, but.

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Speaker 2: All most it's such a pleasure to have you on Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for being here.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, my pleasure.

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Speaker 2: Oh as do you get jaded. I gotta ask, do

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Speaker 2: you get jaded having to do real news coverage on

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Speaker 2: your podcast? Because we had a buddy that used to

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Speaker 2: work on the Daily Show, and after like nine years

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I definitely think, especially starting the podcast right

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Speaker 3: us shell shock and then it just keeps going. So yeah,

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Speaker 3: I definitely feel like like I definitely care about the news,

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Speaker 3: with me inside of American politics, that's all.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well we'll try to give you a break today,

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Speaker 2: we hope.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you want to hear about this time machine

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Speaker 1: that made.

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Speaker 4: Me am incredibly curious?

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Speaker 1: Yes, very curious as well. So this was originally published

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Speaker 1: in Popular Mechanics, which is where I found it. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Best researcher in the game.

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Speaker 1: Yes, now this is now Popular Mechanics put this behind

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Speaker 1: a paywall, but luckily someone at Yahoo Money just fucking

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Speaker 2: And.

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Speaker 4: That's how Yahoo makes their money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit less every year.

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Speaker 1: Can I just search this exact same title somewhere and.

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Speaker 2: Yep, here it is so bingo.

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Speaker 1: This is written either for Popular Mechanics or for Yahu

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Speaker 1: Money by Caroline Delbert.

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Speaker 2: She's so good at what she does.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, Scotti the best in the biz, no doubt about it.

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Speaker 1: Here's the highlights. This is. I love this thing that

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Speaker 1: bothered for the reading it for thirty seconds. Yes, the

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Speaker 1: Next bullet point a leaked PowerPoint presentation suggests otherwise.

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Speaker 1: So basically what it is is, I'll just read this

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Speaker 1: from the animals of nothing to see here. China's largest

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that seems to be a misprint.

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Speaker 1: Yeahoo money, that's okay.

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Speaker 1: You got to get it before popular mechanics runs out.

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Speaker 1: They're partnering on something called the quote Space Time Tunnel

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Speaker 1: Generation Experimental Device. Great they have they have the pdf here.

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Speaker 1: It's all in Chinese. Obviously I cannot read it, but

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Speaker 1: via six Park News. The device can distort time and space,

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Speaker 3: The teach you how to write about time travel really hard?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Can it teach you how to conceal your time

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Speaker 3: Wait, how good is their time traveling? They can't go

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Speaker 3: I'm going to write a note somewhere like in Momento

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Speaker 3: they did do time travel, don't forget it.

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Speaker 2: He's part of it. He's a mole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So yeah, So it is expected that the device Okay,

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Speaker 1: There is like a possibility that someone just made this

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but Kurt do you remember Aquila? Did you ever

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Speaker 2: You and I were definitely there. Were you there when

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Speaker 2: Yes, it went everywhere, and I always thought looking back,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, to have something in there. I've been obsessed with

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Speaker 2: Oh, please please tell the stories right now. Oh there,

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Speaker 2: there's the same book twice in Kurt's life. Kurt to it,

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Speaker 1: So it's the book the time Traveler's Wife.

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Speaker 2: Just the words the Time Traveler's Wife comes on.

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Speaker 4: I cry to every movie on a plane. I cried.

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Speaker 3: I cried Himana like I ugly cried him. On the

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Speaker 4: It was messed up.

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Speaker 2: I famously and stupidly only watch big movies on planes,

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Speaker 4: I don't know who that is.

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Speaker 1: Dunkirk was impossible. It was just a lot of small

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Speaker 3: My review of Dunkirk could be quieter, Yes, yes, the

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Speaker 1: Another explosion?

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Speaker 4: Was that necessary?

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Speaker 2: And why do you watch a plane? Why on a

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Speaker 1: Is that guy met?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: It's just about one guy just like replicated that thousands

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Speaker 1: That's why we came, that's why we're here.

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Speaker 1: That's so funny, Harry Styles. My daughter is obsessed. My

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Speaker 2: that looks like a Valey to me. Okay. Miami lawyer

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Speaker 2: So there's some stuff here. This is an onion. Peel

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Speaker 4: Pants caught on fire. He was lying so bad in

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Speaker 4: Like, I did not just combust. I'm gonna see your

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's like, guys, we all know fire doesn't start

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Speaker 4: The coke was just there as well. They were like,

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Speaker 2: It's been a big week for this guy. Okay, here's

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Speaker 1: I'll still hand yeah.

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Speaker 2: Stephen Goodier is thirty two whose law license is currently revoked,

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Speaker 1: Is currently revoked. Did he get it revoked for having

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Speaker 2: I believe so. Yes, So yeah, he's got a It

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Speaker 1: I was fault upon injury.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and he does something that reminds me. Oh, it's

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Speaker 1: It's not a good don't kill me, I will. That

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Speaker 4: It's enough for friends.

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Speaker 2: I rest my case. Goodier's was jailed briefly Tuesday morning,

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Speaker 1: But we don't. There's nowhere in this article that explains

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Speaker 1: how is pants caught on fire?

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Speaker 2: No, not in this article, but I can find that

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Speaker 1: Hereous I do.

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Speaker 3: Maybe if you yell it's cocaine, it usually explodes into

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Speaker 4: I'm a man.

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Speaker 1: See uh, think about that too. He had enough cocaine

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Speaker 1: It was a bulge. It was that much cocaine. That's

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Speaker 1: an enormous amount of cocaine. That is like he's walking

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot. A thermis.

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Speaker 4: Like I'll just have a little bit by myself.

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Speaker 1: And then with a friends from my window to my

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Speaker 2: Then yeah, just talk to my reflection for forty five

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Speaker 4: H.

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Speaker 2: Calahan Rosenblat says, here's the story about the pants. It

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Speaker 2: it was Stephen Gudierz's reality. The Florida defense attorney's pants

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Speaker 2: So he's defending a forty nine year old named Claudie Charles,

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Speaker 2: his closing argument, gudiers began to feel heat coming from

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Speaker 2: there we go. It was surreal. Blah blah blah, not staged.

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Speaker 2: No one thinks a battery left in their pocket is

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Speaker 1: Just a I'm not surprised that he had a ton

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Speaker 4: In your bucket.

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Speaker 1: Don't you do this in the open to breathe.

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Speaker 3: That's you didn't learn from this. Have your pants or

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So this was It was a barbecue. Was maybe my

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Speaker 4: Conveniently, no one was on their phone at this point.

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Speaker 2: So there's incredible, incredible.

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Speaker 3: I have several witnesses who will test. I was, you know,

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Speaker 3: I thought I've seen people stomp out fire before.

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Speaker 4: But I was wearing these flip flops that had fur.

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Speaker 3: And immediately it formed around the shoe. Fire wearing like

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Speaker 4: Oh just burned him.

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Speaker 2: The whole place goes quiet for exactly one painful heartbeat,

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Speaker 2: doing totally fine?

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Speaker 1: But then my though not.

448
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Speaker 2: The guy who said that, but the guy my other

449
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Speaker 2: friend saying next to me was wearing a sweater that

450
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Speaker 2: was too small for him, So then they all just

451
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Speaker 2: started calling him baby gap. So it was the table

452
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Speaker 2: of closeted gay man and baby Gap are just getting annihilated.

453
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Speaker 2: All you all we needed to say. David Tell said

454
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Speaker 2: it so casually, Hey, how you guys doing. Any of

455
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Speaker 2: us could have just been like, we're good man, Happy

456
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Speaker 2: New Year. He like you too, and then just gone

457
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Speaker 2: into his material. So uh, that's cocaine became we're not gay,

458
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Speaker 2: and then.

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Speaker 4: Yes, everything exploded at that moment.

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Speaker 2: I haven't been the same since.

461
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Speaker 3: Deeply deeply sad.

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Speaker 1: Oh facts, buddy, you want to have another one before

463
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Speaker 1: we take a little.

464
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Speaker 2: Break, Yeah, tease it up before we sell commercials to people, please.

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Speaker 1: Yay, I will say this, Okay, I got a lot

466
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Speaker 1: of science. Once today, scientists may solve Amelia Earhart's disappearance

467
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Speaker 1: with a nuclear reactor.

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Speaker 3: Okay, wow, so now we're getting Godzilla Amelia.

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Speaker 2: Oh we're anautical bananas.

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Speaker 1: Banana ladies and gentlemen, we are back. Are listen, everybody.

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Speaker 1: d ms of just pictures of bananas. We can't, guys,

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Speaker 1: it's hundreds. It's hundreds bananimals, it's hundreds. My thumbs are sore,

478
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Speaker 1: my eyes are bloodshot. Please help me.

479
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Speaker 3: We've seen all the variations, probably by I've been surprised.

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Speaker 1: I've been surprised. Called the banana phone.

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Speaker 2: Banana phone two one three two one four seven nine

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Speaker 2: it's part of Thank you Ryan Reynolds.

484
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Speaker 1: And of course please go to iTunes or Apple podcasts

485
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Speaker 1: and just rate and review because it matters.

486
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Speaker 2: We have the wonderful Kila Hughes on with us today

487
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Speaker 2: Kilo is so far so good? Is this a little

488
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Speaker 2: easier news break?

489
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Speaker 4: Such a dream?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

491
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Speaker 4: This was my day to day.

492
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Speaker 3: Do you imagine how much younger I would look. I

493
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Speaker 3: would look like an infant because I.

494
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Speaker 4: Don't look at you know. Would I would be a baby?

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Speaker 4: I would become a baby.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

497
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Speaker 2: And you have a new puppy. You do have a

498
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Speaker 2: baby in your life. You have a four month old

499
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Speaker 2: puppy and it's a piece of cake. Right.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, every day I wake up and cry like,

501
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Speaker 3: why do you need so many things?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: No, he threw his toy into the pool. I can

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Speaker 4: see it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, and is he like upset about it?

506
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Speaker 1: Is he like standing there?

507
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Speaker 4: That's the worst, staring out the window. And that's where

508
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Speaker 4: it is now, that's where it is now.

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Speaker 2: That's where for a little while. Yep, that's its home made. Yeah.

510
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Speaker 2: You build bridges, you gotta walk across them. Okay, it

511
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Speaker 2: doesn't matter if for four months or fourteen months.

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Speaker 1: That's Curdie B.

513
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Speaker 2: What the heck were we talking about?

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Speaker 1: All right? Scientists myself Amelia Earhart's disappearance with a nuclear reactor.

515
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Speaker 1: I would like to state guys again, found this on

516
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Speaker 1: my own. Wow, it wasn't and it wasn't popular mechanics,

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Speaker 1: and when I.

518
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Speaker 2: Wanted that going on in your life? Are you okay, Lauren?

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Speaker 1: Apple News Apple Apple News loves to feed me popular

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Speaker 1: mechanics articles and you can read them in the app.

521
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Speaker 1: Once and then I screen grabbed it and then went

522
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Speaker 1: to go look at it and it's like behind a paywall.

523
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Speaker 1: So again just googled it and found it an escort.

524
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Speaker 1: This is by Caroline Delbert. Yep, thank you Caroline. Guys,

525
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Speaker 1: this is gonna blow your fucking mind. I bet Caroline

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Speaker 1: Delbert is also the person who wrote I thought it

527
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Speaker 1: was like it sounds familiar, as also the person who

528
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Speaker 1: wrote China swears it isn't building a time machine. I

529
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Speaker 1: think people are just stealing Caroline Delbert's worth work off

530
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Speaker 1: of Popular Mechanics and putting it wherever, willy nilly cool whatever.

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Speaker 2: On the podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yes, she's got she's got all the.

533
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Speaker 1: News for you. I know she's got all the good news.

534
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Speaker 1: So basically, I'm not gonna read you all of this

535
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Speaker 1: what's happening. Basically, they have a piece, they have a

536
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Speaker 1: piece of Amelia Air what they believe to be in

537
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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety one, they found a piece of what they

538
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Speaker 1: think is Amelia Earhart's plane. Okay, so what they're gonna

539
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Speaker 1: do is to figure out whether or not it is.

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Speaker 1: It is at a the university of this, Penn State University.

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Speaker 2: Great schoolions they have a nuclear reactor there, Yes, and

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Speaker 2: they're going to Yes. Maybe not a good idea.

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Speaker 4: It's a great freshman.

544
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, here, that seems not cool.

545
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Speaker 1: Daniel Beck, the manager of the engineering program for the

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Speaker 1: Penn State Radiation Science and Engineering Center, home to the

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Speaker 1: Breezel nuclear reactor. Sounds like a very fun name reactor, Briezel.

548
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Speaker 1: It'll blow your hair back.

549
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all having a blast invited commercials where it

550
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Speaker 3: was very good.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the three of us should record the commercial and

552
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Speaker 1: the famous piece of metal to the university, Beck told

553
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Speaker 1: Lespie they could try to do the relevant analysis to

554
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Speaker 1: match the ongoing genetic testing scientists were doing unsuspected air

555
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Speaker 1: heart remains. They're going to shoot neutron beams at it,

556
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Speaker 1: which I next ray, and then they're going to figure

557
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Speaker 1: out if there was paint there, and then that should

558
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Speaker 1: be able to tell them whether or not it was

559
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Speaker 1: her airplane.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, so I thought they were going to shoot

561
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Speaker 3: at the Bermuda Triangle, Yes, which would have then created

562
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Speaker 3: an Amelia Earhart style Godzilla.

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Speaker 4: Thankfully they're doing the more response.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, they're doing the boring. They're looking for paint

565
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Speaker 2: pank science. How about we cure heart disease, cancer, COVID nineteen.

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Speaker 2: Let's cure some things we don't care about paint, right,

567
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Speaker 2: maybe we.

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Speaker 4: Do, like nail polish remover. You could just like wipe

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Speaker 4: it to be like that's paint.

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Speaker 2: Well, now that's pain science for this.

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, jeez, the money they're spending. Just give me

572
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Speaker 3: fifty bucks.

573
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll take it to Claire's in the mall. The

575
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Speaker 2: woman that pierced my ears, she'll know if it's fingernail

576
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Speaker 2: polish or right away.

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Speaker 1: Claires Claires, the all the cute girls got their ears

578
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Speaker 1: pierced to Claires.

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Speaker 3: And I gotta tell you it was horrendus. My mom

580
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Speaker 3: tricked me it wasn't a choice. She's like, we're going

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Speaker 3: to get ice cream and I'm like, we're going past

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Speaker 3: the food court and she's like, I know, like, oh,

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Speaker 3: are we getting something at Claars.

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Speaker 4: I just screamed the entire time. My ears so.

585
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Speaker 2: More stuff to do exactly.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean I do.

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Speaker 3: I but I think it's also you know, antiquated reasons.

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Speaker 4: I like it.

589
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Speaker 3: Like I'm like, people can't tell them a girl if

590
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Speaker 3: I don't hear. It's like nineties when every cartoon had bangs,

591
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Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna need bangs or they're gonna think I'm

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Speaker 3: a boy with long hair.

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Speaker 2: Cheer. Well that's uh, that must be traumatic for your

594
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Speaker 2: mom to like just sit very still. They're gonna shoot

595
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Speaker 2: a needle through both of your ears and you're gonna

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Speaker 2: have little ladybugs that live there and you're gonna have

597
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Speaker 2: to rub them with a cleaning solution for a week.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Like it was kind of like getting a puppy, except

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Speaker 3: all of the good parts were going.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I want to ask about this puppy. So this

602
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Speaker 1: puppy is driving you crazy? Where are you? I mean, like,

603
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Speaker 1: what's the level of satisfaction versus the level of frustration

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Speaker 1: with the puppy?

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Speaker 4: I mean it's gotta be fifty to fifty right now.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: The truth is he is so cute that it outweighs

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Speaker 3: so much of it, like objectively, a unique, a unique,

609
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Speaker 3: beautiful angel like huge ears, the longest, fluffiest, like waggly

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Speaker 3: tail and just like never barks.

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Speaker 4: But he's just.

612
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Speaker 3: Wants so much love, And I'm like, you know what

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Speaker 3: Kuila does.

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Speaker 4: She has to work so that we house. You can't

615
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Speaker 4: let me do that. We're gonna be outside, do.

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Speaker 2: You want huh? Yes, So you know that's pretty hard.

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Speaker 4: Also, I don't wake up in the morning. It is

618
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Speaker 4: not my vibe. So for him to be getting up.

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Speaker 3: Before me, we don't love you know, we prefer a

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Speaker 3: night owl kind of dug.

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Speaker 2: I get that.

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Speaker 1: That's what when he falls asleep at night, just continually

623
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Speaker 1: wake him up until you get no, sorry, it's cocaine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, have my dog on your podcast next week so

625
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Speaker 3: he can talk about me. He's like this bitch sleep

626
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Speaker 3: till noon. Won't even look at me, won't even look

627
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Speaker 3: at my cute days.

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Speaker 2: I don't know enough about Amelia Earhart. I need to

629
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Speaker 2: look up more. I'm sure there are five thousand great

630
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Speaker 2: podcasts on Amelia Airhart, but like I know the store.

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Speaker 2: I know she was a female pilot. She was flying

632
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Speaker 2: for the trying to fly to Europe and then disappeared

633
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Speaker 2: and then people thought she landed in some island or something.

634
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 2: Like that, but they've never discovered it.

635
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was en route to the Howland Island in

636
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Speaker 1: the Pacific, about seventeen oh by the way southwest of Honolulu.

637
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Speaker 1: They were six weeks and twenty thousand miles deep into

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Speaker 1: their trip around the world. Oh aar Heart had already

639
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Speaker 1: become the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic

640
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Speaker 1: and from Hawaii to the US mainland. Her globe tred

641
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Speaker 1: globe trotting trek would simply be the latest in a

642
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Speaker 1: line of incredible accomplishments for the aviation pioneer. The Somewhere

643
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Speaker 1: along the way, Earhart's Lockheed Model ten E Electra became

644
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Speaker 1: too heavy and short on fuel, and the pilot and

645
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Speaker 1: her navigator lost sight of the tiny two and a

646
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Speaker 1: half square mile island in the middle of the ocean.

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Speaker 1: And then no one knows exactly what happened next, which

648
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Speaker 1: is insane. They just did everything by sight. At that point,

649
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: you literally had to like, there's where we go.

650
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's just they're just looking around like, well, she's gone.

651
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Speaker 4: She shows back up.

652
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll ask her what happened. Good luck to you.

653
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Speaker 4: She likes to run away. Don't make a big deal it.

654
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Speaker 2: Maybe paint. You're playing neon yellow? Have you thought of that?

655
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 2: Maybe we could see you a little farther, But sorry.

656
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Speaker 1: That's the paint they're looking for. Give us another.

657
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 2: I got one that I think you're really gonna like.

658
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Speaker 2: This was sent in by Joyful Amma or joyful Ama

659
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Speaker 2: or joyful Lama. So we're gonna go with one of those.

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Speaker 2: I actually think it's Joyful Lama. Now I'm seeing it

661
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Speaker 2: because the story is about Roho, Portland's late lamented celebrity

662
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Speaker 2: therapy Lama will live on forever in taxideremy form.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe he died. I know about this, Lama.

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Speaker 2: I figured you did. This seems very up your alley.

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Speaker 2: So this was written by Sophia June in wweek dot Com.

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Speaker 2: I get up every day I readwweek dot Com. I

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00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 2: look forward to Sofia June. The late Lamented, Yes we

668
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 2: all do, okay. The late Lamented Camelid didn't know that

669
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 2: was a word, who died November twenty nineteen at the

670
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 2: age of seventeen, will soon have its body stuffed and

671
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 2: on display at the Washington State School for the Blind

672
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 2: in Vanker Hoover, Washington, Portland.

673
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: Weird specifics here is curious.

674
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 3: I have questions. First, why the blind school? So, I

675
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 3: mean I think that might be answered by why is

676
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 3: it a year and.

677
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 4: A half after it does.

678
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,399
Speaker 2: Yes, that seems.

679
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 4: To answer that question.

680
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna be a fun thing to explain. Okay,

681
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 2: what's in the hallway. It's a dead lama named Roho.

682
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,280
Speaker 2: None of it makes sense. Portland has a hard time

683
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 2: letting go. Now go rub it. Let's see, from the

684
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 2: cafe that closed and then revived to the former mayor

685
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 2: working as the current mayor, the City of Portland clings

686
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 2: to the past so tight it rarely becomes the past.

687
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 2: And so is the case of roe Ho. Portland's favorite

688
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 2: therapy lama will never have to say goodbye thanks to

689
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 2: a skilled taxidermist and hundreds of generous fans. Don't go fundme,

690
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 2: So I pause you for moment. Of course you may.

691
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Speaker 1: I don't know if you're aware. But the fact that

692
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: they're using this type of language about row Ho is

693
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 1: is controversial because there is another therapy lama in Portland

694
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,959
Speaker 1: that competes with ro Hoo. Well don't remember the name,

695
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 1: having never lived in Portland. This is all just because

696
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 1: of bananas. I've read multiple articles about these fucking therapy

697
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: lamas and like they have there's two of them that

698
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: had a war with each other, like one was like

699
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: the better therapy lama and they're like they were talking

700
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: about the owners about each other.

701
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Speaker 3: How do you know, like what like less serial killers

702
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 3: came out of this lama?

703
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: I don't know.

704
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's better. So this person stopped wedding

705
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 3: the bed after he talked to this lava.

706
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 1: He Jerry, Yes, really hot hot, hot hot controversy here,

707
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 1: all right, keep going.

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00:36:54,960 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: Good to know. Yes, So the body of this lamu,

709
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 2: who died at age seventeen, will be stuffed in on

710
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 2: display at Washington State School for the Blind of Vancouver.

711
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 2: And yes, Kurt, he will be wearing his signature top

712
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 2: hat and bow tie. Jeez, I know this is so Portland.

713
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,479
Speaker 2: It's it's why.

714
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 4: Would they just stuff like stuffed animal? Why did the

715
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 4: blind kids have to have a dead animal?

716
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:27,720
Speaker 2: Great? I couldn't agree more. After becoming a certified therapy

717
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 2: lawman in two thousand and seven, Rojo visited more than

718
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 2: fifteen hundred adult care centers. Love that all for old

719
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 2: people looking at a lam in the top hat I

720
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 2: think that's really cood.

721
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 4: Personally, I'm jealous. Yes, Lamas show up sometimes.

722
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could make a fortune in la right now,

723
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 2: just going in people's front yards with a dressed up laman,

724
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 2: just waving and spa.

725
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 4: I would empty my bank account. If you show up like.

726
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 2: That, I'd bus so, I'd hustle for Scucci the Drunk Dragon.

727
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 2: The School for the Blind was one of his frequent stops.

728
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 2: He'd usually be accompanied by Smoky, another Lama from the

729
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 2: nonprofit Mountain Peaks Therapy. Lamas and Apacus.

730
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: Oh maybe maybe that owners, Oh maybe feel like there

731
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: were separate owners. They were like mad at each other.

732
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Speaker 2: But go ahead, could be I mean, there could be

733
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 2: three up there. It's Portland. They'd stand like statues and

734
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 2: the kids would touch them from the top of their

735
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 2: heads the tips of their toes, said Laurie Gregory Rojse,

736
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 2: former owner and handler. It gave them a special experience

737
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 2: because lamas are so soft and tactile. The school's campus

738
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 2: is home to the Tactle Tactile Museum of Natural Histories

739
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 2: permit display called the Century Safari. This sounds incredible. We

740
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 2: got a visit. This sounds amazing to me.

741
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 4: All of my questions are now answered.

742
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 3: It's not because the hideous lama that they don't want

743
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 3: the kids to see. It's because it is a very

744
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 3: soft lama that they want the kids to field.

745
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Speaker 4: Got it.

746
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really perfect.

747
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 2: It's gorgeous. So Gregory, when he brought Rojo into the

748
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 2: room on the first visit to the school, joked, this

749
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 2: is where Rojo could end up.

750
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: All right, we might need.

751
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 2: To hire Steven Gudierrez to defend Gregory's there. This could

752
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 2: be side. I probably love that lama very much. I

753
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 2: thought it'd be so cool. God forbid anything happened to Rojo.

754
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,280
Speaker 2: Roco could come here and people could understand what lamas

755
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 2: are like. In Rojo's final days, Gregory started a GoFundMe

756
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 2: campaign and within two days raised thirteen thousand dollars to

757
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 2: cover Rojos end of life care and then taxidermy, which

758
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 2: alone was set to cost seven thousand dollars. If anybody

759
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 2: in a bar in the future ever says how much

760
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 2: does it take to stuff alama? You say seven thousand dollars.

761
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 2: In the great State of Oregon, the Commonwealth of Oregon, no.

762
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 3: One wanted to do it for free. He has all

763
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 3: these fans, but no one. I'll shove some cotton balls.

764
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 4: In his mouth.

765
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, for Sven grand he'd be amazed when I'll do that, Lama,

766
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 2: Gregory says, Yeah, they can ride me for two thousand dollars.

767
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 2: Greg says it was difficult to find taxidermis since none

768
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 2: had any experience with lamas. She finally found one who

769
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 2: worked with ten other people to measure in shape ro

770
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 2: hosts body. So it's a ten person effort. That makes sense.

771
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 2: They took antelope and deer forms as starting points. The

772
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 2: stuffing was completed at the end of January, and he'll

773
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 2: likely take his position at the school within the next week.

774
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 2: This is this article is from I Believe Today, So

775
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 2: there isn't anything to do with trying to idolize him,

776
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 2: says Gregory. Sorry, Gregory is the last name of my apologies.

777
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 2: He did so much in his life and now he

778
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 2: gets to do so much more. Beautiful little story.

779
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: Ros Banana of the week. Absolutely, I'll make the.

780
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 2: Week.

781
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,439
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just want so much for him

782
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,280
Speaker 4: that they have a parade.

783
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 3: I hope that they make a cartoon about the dead, Yes,

784
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 3: helping children. I think that that's a really it's a

785
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 3: sweet in all actual property that is not being.

786
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I exploited at this point, is what

787
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 4: I'm seeing.

788
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: I always you know, I always thought only living lamas

789
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: could help children. But now to find out that you

790
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: could do it in death is beautiful.

791
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 2: It is. I went to a wedding upstate New York

792
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 2: years ago and there was an apocket for farm nearby

793
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 2: where you could just feed them. Like they have a

794
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 2: little machine you put like fifty cents in, you get

795
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 2: in and those things are the funniest Doctor Seuss looking

796
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 2: little they like they don't seem real. They seem like marionettes.

797
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 2: They they just look like little giraffes with little afros.

798
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 2: It's so cool. I love they are.

799
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 4: So big, these lashes and they're just like.

800
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 2: And the bottom podcasts. But that was Kila did a

801
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 2: pretty killer apoka looking around.

802
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 4: Thank you. Yeah, but we all went that for when

803
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 4: we get out of the house. It's my first five minutes. Hi, Carrie,

804
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 4: take on. What could I feel like? No one returns

805
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 4: to my comedy show.

806
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 2: No, they'll be there, They'll be there. We should tour

807
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 2: with one Kurt when we take Bananas live, we should

808
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 2: we should reach out to Lama farms and just have

809
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 2: one bring us up on stage, just have it stand

810
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 2: there while we play the theme song for two minutes.

811
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: Make it immediately home. Yeah, I mean we've had, We've had.

812
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:18,720
Speaker 1: We've done lots of stuff with Lamas for Kristen's wedding,

813
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: and they're a lot.

814
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 2: There are a lot.

815
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: They like to shoot and piss at the same time.

816
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: They shouldn't piss for like ten minutes straight. One of

817
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,280
Speaker 1: them shot through the entire wedding while I was killing it.

818
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 2: It was fabulous. Love was in the air that day,

819
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 2: among other things.

820
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: I was just like, it's still not done. It's still

821
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,720
Speaker 1: not done, and it's amazing.

822
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 2: It was so cool. I love them.

823
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 3: I am famously allergic to a lot of animals, even

824
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 3: though I did not get anypo allergenic dog, and as

825
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 3: a kid in Kentucky, going to different farms is a

826
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 3: big field trip. So it was the sun Rock Farm

827
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 3: and it was like a petting zoo, and so my

828
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 3: eyes got really sort of inflamed and itchy, lost sight

829
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 3: of my class. There were the kindergartens there. They had

830
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 3: a little like small train on the property that they

831
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 3: all got on and left me.

832
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 4: To run adjacent to the train and they had to

833
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 4: lift me on.

834
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, this is a children's book you're writing

835
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 2: right now, By the way, I hope you should make

836
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 2: this a picture book.

837
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 3: I have really bad feelings about petting zoos and farms

838
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 3: because I got totally abandoned by all of the class

839
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 3: and the teacher. It didn't help that they were all white.

840
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,720
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, this.

841
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 2: Almost feel specific. So maybe pay attention to me, the

842
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,839
Speaker 2: one that's eyes are swollen shut, like.

843
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 3: The one who's crying and wheezing in the garden. Yeah,

844
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 3: maybe you could help her back onto the Hayride'll just

845
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 3: make her drunk now with her asthma.

846
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 2: That's so funny, they are.

847
00:43:55,120 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: We all have childhood traumas of course, all trains.

848
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, small trains, animals taking adult and important moments.

849
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's childhood.

850
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: Here we go.

851
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 2: What you got for the one?

852
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 4: Guys?

853
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 2: If it's a popular mechanics I'm leaving the podcast.

854
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:21,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm actually to take the dog out never come back.

855
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: It is not, but it is still it is still

856
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: very science y. I don't know why, you know, look

857
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: at some weeks it's all but whole stuff with me.

858
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,760
Speaker 1: The other weeks. It's all science.

859
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess is this one? Butles, please, it is not.

860
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 2: So.

861
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 1: This is from the A V Club by William Hughes. No, actually,

862
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: no relation. No, this is from actually twenty eighteen.

863
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 2: Okay, I was there.

864
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: CNN is reporting that John Young, oh the title rip,

865
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: astronaut John Young the first man to get yelled at

866
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: for smuggling a sandwich into space.

867
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 3: Yes.

868
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 4: Nice, a hero, a real hero. I'm assuming he's from America.

869
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: Yes he is.

870
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 4: He's an American hero.

871
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 2: Yea, he took American hero with him. That's exactly right.

872
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: So he has done so an enormous amount of stuff.

873
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: He's been on the moon multiple times, which is only

874
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: one of three people who's been.

875
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 4: I go all the time.

876
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,359
Speaker 2: Big deal, big deal.

877
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 4: I guess.

878
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 1: He was also the first man to get yelled at

879
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: by Congress for smuggling a corned beef smauge into space.

880
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,720
Speaker 1: The inciting incident in question occurred March twenty third, nineteen

881
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: sixty five, while Young and fellow astronaut Gus Grissom, Hello

882
00:45:55,320 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: Gus Grissome, Yeah, great name, Yeah Grisome Grissom, they were

883
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 1: orbiting the Earth as part of the Gemini three mission.

884
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: The duo were meant in part to be testing how

885
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 1: astronites might be able to eat in space, hence slight

886
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: surprise when his co pilot suddenly pulled pulled an unauthorized

887
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 1: corned beef sandwich out of his pocket.

888
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 2: Amazing.

889
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: Here's the official NASA transcript, which we can't believe hasn't

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Speaker 1: been made into a movie yet. Okay, Grissom's first, Young

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Speaker 1: at second?

892
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 2: What is it?

893
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 1: Corn beef sandwich? Where did that come from? I brought

894
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,439
Speaker 1: it with me. Let's see how it tastes, smells, doesn't it. Yes,

895
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: it's breaking up. I'm going to stick it in my pocket.

896
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: It was a thought anyways, Yep, not a very good one.

897
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 1: Pretty good though, if we would just hold together, that's

898
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Speaker 1: all of it.

899
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 4: Is a scientist, he's trying things.

900
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 3: I can't think so mad about the scientific process of

901
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 3: going to space with the sandwich.

902
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 4: Learned about it in school? Why teach it?

903
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: This caused a like an uproar for Congress. Certain members

904
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 1: of Commerce, though, were incensed at the thought that Young

905
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 1: ignored all of his very expensive space food in favor

906
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: of Deli takeout, and ended up setting an Appropriations committee

907
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: meeting to question natal starter George Mueller about the event,

908
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Speaker 1: thus the immortal Congressional line quote, we have taken steps

909
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Speaker 1: to prevent recurrents of corned beef sandwiches in future flights.

910
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: You must nobody can have fun. This is the one

911
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: time you see an astronaut being a human being. I mean,

912
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: like they're just like such machines otherwise. And then it's

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00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 1: just like it's I think it's a nice little look

914
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Speaker 1: at there's a human person there who loves it.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't tuna.

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Speaker 4: He's like, it wasn't an salad sandwich.

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00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 2: Linn burger cheese. Yeah, it wasn't egg salad, corn beef

918
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 2: zooming around the zooming around the planet. Who cares. But

919
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 2: you can also tell, even in that transcript that the

920
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 2: other guy, the grizzle or whatever, was pissed a grism.

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Speaker 2: Grism was like, and where did it come from?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 3: He tells the dark Oh you found that in the

924
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 3: compartment with the other space food, did you? Yeah? Yeah,

925
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 3: ran out, have a problem.

926
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Speaker 4: There's a sandwich one coming back right now.

927
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:31,720
Speaker 3: We're turning around Corby sandwich, Cornby sandwich.

928
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 4: It's breaking up everywhere. Now there's crumbs.

929
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's but that's cool. I think this guy's awesome, Like, why,

930
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 2: it's not like you just popped a bag of chips

931
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 2: and they went everywhere. I think he was doing a bit.

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Speaker 2: I also it's funny that he says like pretty good

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Speaker 2: and then I guess I'll put it back in my pocket.

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Speaker 1: Oh but that was also sent in on Instagram by

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00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: Shane Cleveland Alpuquerque.

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Speaker 2: Cool.

937
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 1: I'm I'm hoping I just didn't randomly right Cleveland, Albuquerque down.

938
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Speaker 1: And that's not his name, but it seems like that's

939
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Speaker 1: his name.

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00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 2: Shane Cleveland, Albuquerque, the greatest Texas Holdham player of all time,

941
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Speaker 2: Shane Cleveland, albu.

942
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

943
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 3: Someone's staring at a map quickly trying to come on,

944
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Speaker 3: come up, shaneand.

945
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Speaker 2: They're like, Shane, that is not a great start for

946
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 2: a card player. But I'm gonna go.

947
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Speaker 1: It's I'm no kaiser, so I'm just Steve Cleveland, Albuquerque. Yes,

948
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,959
Speaker 1: last one to send us home.

949
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 2: Let's wrap it up. This came in from shosh Kebabb

950
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 2: has set many stories. I'm not sure if we've used

951
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 2: her stories before, but thank you so much. It's from

952
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 2: Time of Israel dot com. It was written by j

953
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Speaker 2: T A, which I don't know if that's like a

954
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 2: a group or one person or I don't.

955
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: Know, n like Jesus, Tim Taylor, Amus.

956
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,240
Speaker 4: Yes, Jewish tennis associations.

957
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're very good. They're very good. That's what it does.

958
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 2: The Times Squares new Margaritaville to include a first floor synagogue. Obviously, yes,

959
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 2: so New York property bought by Jimmy Buffett's resort Empire

960
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 2: in central New York City comes with a Jewish asterisk.

961
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,320
Speaker 2: A splashy new outpost of singer Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville resorts,

962
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 2: They're So Fun is coming to New York's Times Square

963
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 2: and will include a synagogue the historic garment center congregation

964
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 2: didn't know about them will be on the ground floor

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00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 2: and the two sub floors of the entertainment complex, which

966
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 2: will include hotel rooms, restaurants, and bars. The synagogue rented

967
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 2: the space on the property from the previous owner, the

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00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 2: New School, and the buyer was required to negotiate with

969
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 2: the congregation. Well this is not Jewish, but I might

970
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 2: start going to temple if it's in a Margaritaville.

971
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 4: This I'm gonna again.

972
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 2: It's gonna be Yeah, that's right.

973
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 1: This is gonna be the best of every world.

974
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, this is Yes, this is gonna be

975
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 2: a square. Yes.

976
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: And it's in the worst place in the world.

977
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 2: Yes, the armpit of America outside.

978
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, Margaritaville, some drunk Floridians.

979
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool. You go with your family to temple,

980
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 2: then you go right upstairs and you eat a cheeseburger

981
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 2: in paradise. Can you think of a better afternoon? Let's see?

982
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, buff Jimmy Buffett.

983
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 2: Parlayed his Easy in the Islands vibe that was in quotes.

984
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for that, j t A vibe

985
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 2: into a vast entertainment company, which includes tropical theme to

986
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,760
Speaker 2: hotels and casino was the Manhattan Complex on five sixty

987
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 2: seventh Avenue. I really hope it's next to Guy Fieri's place,

988
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 2: by the way, is.

989
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 4: Expect Right, it's that Viacom.

990
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,240
Speaker 2: Right, it is that crappy MTV that we've all worked,

991
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 2: that work where TRL shot.

992
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be right down the street from there.

993
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 2: So it's gonna have yes, Oh god, what a nightmare.

994
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: Ten fifteen Broadway.

995
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, it will feature Times Square's only outdoor pool. Uh.

996
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 2: And Margarita's Margaritaville's only synagogue. Shockingly around the world, this

997
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 2: is the only Margaritaville with a synagogue. I think.

998
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 1: Last how long does it last before they're like, we

999
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: don't We've made a mistake. We don't want to be

1000
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: in the Margaritaville building anymore.

1001
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1002
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 3: Well, does seem like it will be the straw that

1003
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 3: breaks the camel's back? Yes, well, please stop splashing around.

1004
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:59,320
Speaker 2: I love that so much though. I mean, this is

1005
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 2: why New York is such a great city and why

1006
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 2: we all miss it when you leave it. And that

1007
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 2: sort of thing is it is these rare combinations. It

1008
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 2: is this thing where it's just like, hey, there's not

1009
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 2: that much space, so yes, the Margheritaville has to go

1010
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 2: above the synagogue, and both parties go like all right,

1011
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 2: like there's no there's no wiggle room. It's like, hey, okay,

1012
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:18,839
Speaker 2: that is.

1013
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 3: So good that combination pizza Hut, taco Belsa.

1014
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: But you're at the.

1015
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 2: Yes, there was a place near my call. I went

1016
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 2: to UMass and in Amherst there was a place that

1017
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 2: we used to go to called Dave's Soda and Pet

1018
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 2: Food City. And all they sold was soda and animals

1019
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 2: and pet food, and it was as big as a warehouse.

1020
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 2: I think it's still there, but like Joan Soda, like

1021
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 2: things that you're not used to seeing all the time.

1022
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 2: We would go there and stock up. And then they

1023
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,879
Speaker 2: also had industrial horse feed and giant bags and bird

1024
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 2: seed and snakes and rabbits and it was so I

1025
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 2: hope it's still there. If so, Dave sponsor us man.

1026
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 2: I would love to go on on and on and

1027
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 2: on about Dave Soda and pet food City, oh Man

1028
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 2: in the dirt mall.

1029
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,240
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for being here. Is there anything

1030
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: you want to plug before you go?

1031
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:14,359
Speaker 2: Plug it all?

1032
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody who's listening to this, I spend a lot

1033
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 3: of time on Twitter dot com at aequila obviously, so

1034
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 3: feel free to follow that annoying bitch.

1035
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,320
Speaker 1: Now you're kidding.

1036
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 4: She's great, she's cool, she's me.

1037
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen to What a Day if you want some

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00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:37,759
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1039
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1040
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Speaker 3: fifteen minutes.

1041
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1042
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,759
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1043
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Speaker 2: really a great way to start your day. And then

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1046
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 3: it might be back.

1047
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:02,000
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1048
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 2: having you on our podcast. Thank you for being on

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1051
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:12,480
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1052
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:12,960
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