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Speaker 1: He gave me donkey other day, and I deserve that.

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Speaker 1: You need to know what you need to tell them.

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Speaker 2: I am you have them.

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Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day.

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Speaker 3: It's a read.

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Speaker 2: But you're so good at Charlamagde.

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Speaker 1: You want Charlamagde?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Solomon, who do you give a dusky.

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Speaker 3: The other day? Soon?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 3: Sexy d Donkey of to Day for Wednesday, December eighteenth

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Speaker 3: goes to Robert Langleiss in Tunisia, eBay. They had thirty

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Speaker 3: three and thirty two years old, respectively, and they was

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Speaker 3: trying to duck the law. Okay, just like you did

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Speaker 3: last night. It's okay, all right. Somebody out there listening

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Speaker 3: to me right now. Ran from the police late last night,

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Speaker 3: early this morning. It happens, I understand, all right. One

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Speaker 3: of the best feelings in the world is running from

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Speaker 3: police and getting away.

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Speaker 1: Trust me, I know, I sold crack once.

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Speaker 3: Okay, When the police come to raise your spot and

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Speaker 3: you hit the woods and get away, what an exhilarating feeling. Now,

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Speaker 3: you shouldn't be doing illegal things that will make the

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Speaker 3: police come after you. I am not encouraging that. I'm

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Speaker 3: just simply saying that when you are doing illegal things

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Speaker 3: and the police come for you and you get away. Incredible. Now,

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Speaker 3: Robin and Tania don't know what that feels like. No,

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Speaker 3: the officers tried to execute a warrant on a property

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Speaker 3: in Fall River, Massachusetts, and Robin and Tania tried to

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Speaker 3: get away, but it didn't work. Let's go to NBC

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Speaker 3: ten Boston for the report.

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Speaker 1: Police.

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Speaker 4: No, that's not Santa Claus. You're looking at police body

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Speaker 4: camera video from Fall River. It shows a man there

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Speaker 4: stuck in a chimney where told officers executed a search

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Speaker 4: warrant at a home on Canal Street last night. That's

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Speaker 4: when thirty three year old Robert Langlace tried to evade

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Speaker 4: arrest by hiding in a chimney. It didn't work.

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Speaker 2: He got stuck.

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Speaker 4: Police had to call in the fire department to get

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Speaker 4: him out. Langlace is facing drug charges.

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Speaker 3: See this is what happens when you believe in Santa Claus.

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Speaker 3: Every year, you all get mad at me for telling

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Speaker 3: the truth. No, Santa Claus is not real. Okayanta Clause

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Speaker 3: is not real. Santa Claus is not real. Number one,

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Speaker 3: Reindeers don't fly, they do. Number two, you don't even

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Speaker 3: own a chimney. All right, number three, If you own

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Speaker 3: the chimney, wy would Santa Claus be able to fit

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Speaker 3: down it?

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Speaker 1: Have you seen Santa Claus.

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Speaker 3: He's built exactly like former Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie.

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Speaker 3: All Right, there's no way, there's no way his big

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Speaker 3: ass could fit down the chimney. But you humans have

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Speaker 3: convinced yourselves that the story of Santa is real, and

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Speaker 3: being that you all think Santa is real, you think

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Speaker 3: what Santa does is real, and you thought your dumb

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Speaker 3: ass could just slide down the chimney and end up

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Speaker 3: wear exactly.

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Speaker 1: Huh in somebody's living room eating milk and cookies. Huh.

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Speaker 3: Now, Robin and Tania will both charged with possession of

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Speaker 3: class A and B drugs and I had to look

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Speaker 3: that up.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Class A drugs in Massachusetts.

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Speaker 3: Are heroin, morphine, meth, ecstasy, and ketamine. All right, Class

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Speaker 3: B drugs.

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Speaker 1: Somebody tell what you think Nick's ready drug tests up?

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Speaker 3: My god, Class B drugs of cocaine, crack lsd in, ecstasy. Okay, listen,

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Speaker 3: none of this is surprising in light of the circumstances.

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Speaker 3: Whoever made up the story of Santa Claus was high

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Speaker 3: as hell, okay, it's the only explanation, and the fact

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Speaker 3: we created this one size, fitched all story that doesn't

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Speaker 3: even make no damn sense hasn't even really stood the

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Speaker 3: test of time, if you think about it.

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Speaker 1: We live in the era of Amazon.

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Speaker 3: FedEx ups dropping packages off all types of day, all

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Speaker 3: times a night.

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Speaker 1: But all Santa God is a.

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Speaker 3: Bag, one bag, like he a hole who just stayed

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Speaker 3: over for the night, and he got something for everybody

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Speaker 3: in the world, and just one bag dressed in all red.

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Speaker 1: So he don't go to crip neighborhoods.

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 1: Not to mention.

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Speaker 3: Nobody ever questions who exactly are the else? I don't

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Speaker 3: think they are else at all. I think Santa Claus

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Speaker 3: is engaging in child labor. Okay, if he's real, he

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Speaker 3: got a bunch of kids at the North Pole treating

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Speaker 3: him like slaves. Either that or they are desperate migrants

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Speaker 3: from Mexico and Santa Claus has benefiting from cheap illegal labor. Now,

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Speaker 3: some of y'all out there are saying yourself, Charlamage is

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Speaker 3: on the radio making up things about Santa Claus. If

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Speaker 3: you feel that way, then you two are on Class

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Speaker 3: A Class BE drugs. I'm making up things about a

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Speaker 3: made up thing. Yeah, tomorrow of the story is police

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Speaker 3: described Roberts Antics as Santa, Like, well is the season

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Speaker 3: please get Robert langlish the sweet sounds of the Hamilton.

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Speaker 5: So you all, oh the day, oh the day, ye.

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Speaker 2: Be so mad.

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Speaker 1: Because of Santa.

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Speaker 2: Santa Claus is real.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why you even your ass all year

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Speaker 3: long to give a fat white man the credit for

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Speaker 3: taking care of your family.

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Speaker 2: I didn't say Santa was white. I just said saying

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Speaker 2: it's real.

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Speaker 1: Well either way giving another man credit.

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Speaker 2: But that is crazy though.

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Speaker 3: Santa is exactly what type of man gives another man

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Speaker 3: credit for taking care of his fami.

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Speaker 2: He grew up Jehovah witness.

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Speaker 3: I mean, oh my god, the whole community up dealing

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Speaker 3: with reality.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, so Santa Israel, and so the shelter cottle

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Speaker 6: bit being good out there. So that's right, thank you

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Speaker 6: so much, so Santa could get you toys, and the

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Speaker 6: Elvisanta watching you guys to make sure you guys are

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Speaker 6: doing the right thing so you can get more toys

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Speaker 6: from Santa.

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Speaker 3: He has children, young children, Charlotte n Okay, who laugh

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Speaker 3: at us because they're like, why.

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to convince us that this entity is real.

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Speaker 2: But kids, kids suit it for levels.

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Speaker 3: If your kids know more about civil rights and everything,

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Speaker 3: he hasn't introduced that to them yet.

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Speaker 2: So last all right, Jesus, I.

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Speaker 3: Ain't gonna I don't know the last time I seen

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Speaker 3: the chimney?

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Speaker 1: What is the chimley? What's scratched out? Stressed? When you

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Speaker 1: when you make up your words?

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Speaker 6: And I know it because you got your list for

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Speaker 6: going on, But I it's always been chimney for me.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. You got a five place. I have a

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Speaker 2: five place, but I don't have a chimley. If you

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Speaker 2: have a five place, you have a chimney.

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Speaker 1: Oh so what is it?

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Speaker 2: Where is that in the attic?

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Speaker 3: Is like?

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: The chimney. I don't know if I got a chimney?

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Speaker 1: You exactly an electric five place?

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Speaker 5: Though?

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Speaker 1: Oh see now how you do that?

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Speaker 2: You have a chimney? Sir?

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Speaker 1: What an electric five place?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. And we know about houses.

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Speaker 3: I know when we don't got Santa Claus. Okay, I

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Speaker 3: know we ain't got that. I know that much.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 2: When we come back, Jason Lee will be joining us.

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Speaker 2: So we're gonna kick it with Jay.

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Speaker 3: Jason Lee used to be built like Santa Claus, but

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Speaker 3: he's not no more. Drop on the clue. So think

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Speaker 3: about old Jason Lee sliding down the chimney.

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Speaker 1: You believe that. No, it's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: I hate this place, man, all right, it's the Breakfast Cloak,

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Speaker 2: Go Morning.

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