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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: Jews Show. Do you want to make more money? Probably?

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Speaker 1: I think everybody does. It's a jewel show. Well, there

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Speaker 1: are a few ways that you can get ahead at work,

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Speaker 1: right and get a promotion and make them realize that

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Speaker 1: you're a valuable asset to whatever company you work for. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's one of the mail. It is a lot easier. Unfortunately, Well,

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Speaker 1: one thing you can do is work hard and hopefully

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Speaker 1: they'll notice the great work that you're doing and give

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Speaker 1: your promotion. Probably won't happen, Or you can do what

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Speaker 1: I've always done. Plant drugs and another one of your

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Speaker 1: Now that person's gone, no more competition, You get their job.

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Speaker 1: That's how you got so far. Yes, that's exactly how

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Speaker 1: on people. But anyway another way they can get ahead

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Speaker 1: survey asked employers for the top ways you can teach

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows that one person who is constantly being like,

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Speaker 1: look at all the cool stuff that I've done. Well,

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Speaker 1: apparently there's a way you can do it without seeming

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you, that's why you're an employee, you go, I, well, no,

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Speaker 1: that one again. That's annoying though, because if you did

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Speaker 1: of recent employers on the top ways you can toot

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Speaker 1: Ask for feedback on something you know is good. Oh

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Speaker 1: When you're proud of something, check in with your boss

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Speaker 1: The number one tip from employers on how to get

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Speaker 1: of things you've done to things you've done in the past.

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Speaker 1: you go, humble, bragg just a little bit to your boss,

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Speaker 1: and that's how you can get ahead of work. All right.

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, the Jewbil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone frame morning. Hello. Hi, my name is

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Speaker 1: Tompkins calling from uber eats and I was looking for Alan. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Alan. Hi, Alan, my name is Tompkins, and

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from uber eats and I'm calling you, um,

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Speaker 1: because I wanted to apologize I didn't deliver your food

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Speaker 1: I mean, what what the hell? Man? Well, okay, do

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Speaker 1: That was a dinner for me and my wife, and

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Speaker 1: you know we were we were freaking starving. So what happened? Um?

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Speaker 1: All right, all of that is very very well deserved.

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Speaker 1: Your feelings are very valid on that I screwed up.

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Speaker 1: I should have Yeah, I didn't deliver your food. I

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Speaker 1: that's understandable. But why didn't you just call and tell me? Then? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's totally understandable. Do you know? Okay, Well

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Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you because it was a fender bender

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Speaker 1: and the person that I hit was former President Barack

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Speaker 1: a fender bender with former President Barack Obama? Kidding me?

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Speaker 1: And Greg, I'm out. That's stupid. I couldn't call you

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Speaker 1: because of the special forces that are still with him,

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Speaker 1: the you know, the the what are what are they

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Speaker 1: called the it's the secret Service? Secret Service? Yes, that's

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Speaker 1: part of the story. God sakes. All right, I get

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Speaker 1: I didn't get in a car accident with former President

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Speaker 1: Barack Obama. You want the actual truth? I guess yes,

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Speaker 1: I would love the actual truth. More on, you're a

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Speaker 1: little weasel. I'm going to call up and get your canned.

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Speaker 1: I've got everything I need now to call up and

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Speaker 1: tell them they employ a little weasel. That is just

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Speaker 1: the lies way out of stuff. Yeah. Like I said before,

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Speaker 1: man up and tell me why you didn't deliver our food. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Truth is, I got hungry and I ate it, ate

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Speaker 1: hungry pang so bad. Yeah, you had to eat it. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I sat outside your house and ate it down

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Speaker 1: my street to my house, serving for two people. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I am getting another call from former President

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Speaker 1: Barack Obama and call another line. I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: Somehow I doubt your name's Bradley Coop. Seriously, Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: an actor. I was lying to you again. I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry about it. I know it's an actor. Now tell

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Speaker 1: me the true My name is Jewel Fresh and this

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Speaker 1: is a phone prank. That's the apple. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your wife. Diana set you up. Diana, she

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Speaker 1: really think some of those stories were legit. Like, I'm

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Speaker 1: surprised you didn't believe those. That was good. You had

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Speaker 1: It was just forget. It was that a bit much

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's time Floor of the Roses only

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Speaker 1: cat is away, the wife might cheat on him. Is

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Speaker 1: that the saying? I don't know that one. No, I

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Speaker 1: to catch cheater and Matthew is on the phone with

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Speaker 1: us right now. Matthew thinks that his wife might be

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Speaker 1: cheating on him. We'll find out why in just a second. First,

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Speaker 1: let's say how to Matthew. Matthews up, Hey, guys, what's

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Speaker 1: going on? Not much? Yeah, so you think that your

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Speaker 1: wife might be cheating on you? Yeah, I mean I

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Speaker 1: don't know. There's just been a lot of suspicious stuff

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Speaker 1: stepping out. Yeah, what is she doing differently? Well, it's

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Speaker 1: not like she's doing anything differently. It was just, you know,

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Speaker 1: like where we where we have by the bed, there

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Speaker 1: are two wine glasses. Two wine glasses. Maybe she had

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Speaker 1: two class this is a wine and why wouldn't she

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Speaker 1: dirty glass. Evan, Okay, that's a good point. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm really happy to hear from you. So I'm calling

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Speaker 1: I know exactly who I want to send it too. Wonderful. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: His name is Scott. Interesting okay, and Scott is Scott

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Speaker 1: they that I don't I don't understand me, but just

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Speaker 1: to me. No, no, no no, no, stop stop stop. That's

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Speaker 1: Forget that? No, no, no, And then you're doing You're

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Speaker 1: Yeah he's he's nobody, He's nobody, sweeting every no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: We'll see about that. Once I explained to you, like

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Speaker 1: secret to tell us anything, it doesn't matter. You can

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Speaker 1: get it off your chest and we keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are. We don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. That's why everybody who calls in

422
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret gets a fake

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. So the anonymous caller on the phone right now, indigestion,

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Speaker 1: no stomach, what's diarrhea? It's up, indigestion. Yeah, there you

425
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 1: are again. It's how you would sound. Um, So, indigestion.

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm all right? How are you good?

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Speaker 1: Pretty good? All right? Indigestion? That is your real name?

428
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 1: What's your little secret? So, guys, I'm not I'm not

429
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Speaker 1: sure if I should be proud or embarrassed of my

430
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Maybe it's both. Yeah, what is it?

431
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 1: The thing is? You know? I always wanted to sleep

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Speaker 1: with my teacher. And okay, like when are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Like what teacher? My elementary school teacher. Okay, you had

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Speaker 1: a teacher. I had a crush on an elementary school

435
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Speaker 1: but in elementary you're talking your thing about wanted to

436
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Speaker 1: sleep with her? Yeah? How old were you? Hey, there

437
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 1: was a few teachers fifteen years older. Okay, but you weren't.

438
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: That's true. As you grow up, you realize teacher was hot. Right,

439
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: So I always thought about her, and then I was like,

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00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 1: let me see if I can find her on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: Let me see if I can figure it out. Okay,

442
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 1: so you search for your he's at elementary school, right,

443
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,639
Speaker 1: your elementary school teacher that you had a crush on.

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00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 1: You found her on Facebook, I'm assuming yes, okay, Okay,

445
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 1: and her, you know, we started talking. Gotta head a

446
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 1: good catch up, good conversation. So I asked her out

447
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 1: and she said yes, wow, oh all right, stats you

448
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 1: scored a date with your teacher crush from back in

449
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Speaker 1: the day. Yeah, and we actually hooked up. You know great,

450
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I mean that is a good, dirty little secret,

451
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 1: is that you had a crush on your elementary school

452
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Speaker 1: teacher and then you hit her up. Years later on Facebook,

453
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Speaker 1: years and years later. The thing is, I'm just not

454
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Speaker 1: sure if I should be proud or embarrassed. Why why? Yeah,

455
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: that's I think it's dope. I think it's cool. Be

456
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:08,640
Speaker 1: pretty proud because guys, she's in her sixties. Oh okay,

457
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: and I'm getting out in your sixties since you're an

458
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Speaker 1: elementary late sixties. Yeah, and I don't I don't know.

459
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's okay. I want to see

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Speaker 1: her again. No, I mean you want to see her again.

461
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: So you liked it. She's like thirty years older than me,

462
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Speaker 1: and I mean she looks it and she has not aged. Well,

463
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 1: she was hot teacher and yeah, I mean it's still her.

464
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Speaker 1: It was like her voice. I just had to do it.

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Speaker 1: It was like, oh it was tensalizing. Okay, job, Yeah, congratulations,

466
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Speaker 1: you did it. You did it. I mean, not in

467
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 1: her prime, but also less also good for her, actually

468
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 1: better for her than for you, much better. Yeah, that's

469
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Speaker 1: gonna be really weird for her though. Well, I wonder

470
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Speaker 1: maybe it fulfilled some sort of fantasy she had too. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, who would say no when if you can

472
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 1: hook up with somebody who's thirty years dimmer than them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you're sixty seven years old, male or female, and

474
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: an old student that you had is thirty something, and

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Speaker 1: it's like, hey, I'm interested, You're like, hey, it's been

476
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Speaker 1: ten years at least, so yeah, let's do this. You guys,

477
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 1: ever had a crush on a teacher before? No? No,

478
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Speaker 1: not that I can remember, but I know you have.

479
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Speaker 1: We don't have to ask you. No, I didn't, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I can't. I'm trying to think of anything. I actually

481
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: don't remember a teacher that I had a crush on.

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Speaker 1: Actually really surprising. I know I did, though, I just

483
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Speaker 1: don't remember what you Like, I know I did, I'm remembering.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I know how to crush on a teacher,

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Speaker 1: but I can't remember which one it was. Did you

486
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Speaker 1: guys ever think teachers will halt that you had? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not really. Really. My high school cop hit on me

488
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Speaker 1: and took me out to lunch. Yeah, well, I guess

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Speaker 1: that counts. That's a disturbing story. Well, your high school

490
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Speaker 1: cops should have been on the other side of the law. Actually, yeah,

491
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: my school cops should actually probably be in jail right now.

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Speaker 1: Should what's your dirty little secret? The Jebel Show on Demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the I n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Wednesday, August eleven, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh

496
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Speaker 1: and another Karen is going viral for ending a word

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Speaker 1: with a hard R sound at the end. And it's

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Speaker 1: not the normal word ended with a hard R that

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Speaker 1: Karen's usually go viral for. This one's a shocker. You'll

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Speaker 1: heard the audio of it in just a second. But

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Speaker 1: first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and you

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Speaker 1: will not believe who shower routine I found out about.

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Speaker 1: And I'm Englishevan and the human population is about to

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Speaker 1: be dethroned as the most dangerous prejator on all right,

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Speaker 1: we'll get to those stories in just a second. But

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Speaker 1: for your first story of the day, in the I

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Speaker 1: n the Idiant News Network where he enters, they report

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Speaker 1: the news. This video has been racking up a lot

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Speaker 1: of views on TikTok. It's a doorbell cam of a

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Speaker 1: homeowner patiently listening to a neighbor complain about the tigger

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Speaker 1: flag flying in their front yard. Yes, Tigger from Winnie

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Speaker 1: the pooh. She's very angry about it. Here's the audio.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about this flag. Okay, I don't

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Speaker 1: lock it. Okay, one about the American flags were gone.

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Speaker 1: Now I don't like Okay, I didn't hang that. My

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Speaker 1: brother hung well, I know, I'm just I'm just telling

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Speaker 1: you I don't like it, and we have rules. This

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Speaker 1: isn't a homeowners association. I'm just slugging. I don't like it,

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00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: all right, it makes it look tacky, it doesn't. But

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Speaker 1: it's okay. You're a larger thinking. I will find out

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Speaker 1: about it, all right. Will you have a good day?

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Speaker 1: Find out about it. The USA flag, that was all good.

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Speaker 1: It was good. This tiger, I don't know about that

524
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Speaker 1: Winned the poo thing up there. I'm pretty sure that's

525
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: sapher tantle band or something like that. Looks like, actually,

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Speaker 1: who does she think she is? Right? That's obnoxious going

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Speaker 1: up to someone's house and telling them you don't like

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Speaker 1: their Winnie the Poo flag. Yeah, I think maybe you

529
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Speaker 1: could find something else to worry about, even if you

530
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Speaker 1: think he's tacky, like keep it to yourself, literally, like

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Speaker 1: it's not your house. The homeowner is too polite, doesn't

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Speaker 1: like excuse me, who cares? Who cares? Listerle, What does

533
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Speaker 1: somebody having a Winnie the Poo flag in their front yard?

534
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Speaker 1: Happer any tiger? Sorry, anything to do with your life? Yeah,

535
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Speaker 1: like ridiculous. Go home with your American flag out front,

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Speaker 1: which probably pisses the tigger flag people off. All right,

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Speaker 1: this is the ironn the idiot news network where idiots

538
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news, they report the news. And

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Speaker 1: for our next story of the day, let's sending it

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Speaker 1: on over to Alex Fresh, who's on location in somebody's shower.

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Speaker 1: Not the shower. I want to be in, you guys,

542
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Speaker 1: because it's the rock. Oh, and I can small he's

543
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Speaker 1: cooking in the shower. I'm so surprised you're doing this.

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Speaker 1: Alex hates the rock. He told us about a shower routine.

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Speaker 1: Oh he did. I think everybody wants to know about

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Speaker 1: a shower routine. I want to know. Tell me he

547
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Speaker 1: takes three showers a day, okay, And he takes one

548
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Speaker 1: in the morning when he gets up and it's cold,

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00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: oh okay, yeah, And then he takes a second one

550
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: after he works out and it's warm wow. And then

551
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 1: he takes a hot one at night. After he works,

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Speaker 1: why twos to relax? Yes, this justin on the IRONN,

553
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Speaker 1: the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: The major story breaking right now, The Rock, Dwayne the

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Speaker 1: Rock Johnson takes showers, takes three showers a day. The

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Speaker 1: celebrity news is ridiculous. It is the whole Rock and

557
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Speaker 1: the shower thing came up in the news because Mila

558
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: Kunas and Ashton Kutcher and like a few other celebrities

559
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Speaker 1: were talking about how much they don't shower. Oh yeah

560
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: they don't, and so The Rock was like, well, I

561
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: do shower. So I've been talking about how much I

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Speaker 1: do shower, which I shower a lot too. So that's

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Speaker 1: actually one thing that like I agree with the Rock on. Yeah,

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00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: good for good for the Rock, because I'm tired of

565
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: celebrities love to hop on the like I'm dirty and

566
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Speaker 1: I like it in the wagon. Yeah I don't shower.

567
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I know, because they're like saving water. Yeah,

568
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: they all live in Hollywood and they're probably just watering

569
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Speaker 1: their grass. Right, It's like they're worried about the cobb

570
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Speaker 1: and footprint. But at the same time, you know, I

571
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Speaker 1: don't want you to smell. Yeah, and they say don't.

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Speaker 1: They don't shower until they started stinking ross. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: their children too. They don't shower their children until they

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Speaker 1: starts stinking. I don't want to be the stinky kid

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Speaker 1: at school. Okay, that's all. I haven't sending it back

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Speaker 1: to you worm. This is the i n N, the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For our next story of the day, let's sit it

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Speaker 1: on over to English. Evan, who is where are you at?

580
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Speaker 1: I'm on a farm in Moscow, Russia or Moscow? Okay,

581
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't guess that, No, you probably wouldn't have. But

582
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Speaker 1: so this farm in Moscow, Russia is giving their cows

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Speaker 1: virtual reality headsets in order to relax them and make

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Speaker 1: them feel happier. That's sweet. It's kind of sweet, but

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Speaker 1: a calm and before they put them out of their

586
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Speaker 1: misery and make meat. Well, this is for so it

587
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Speaker 1: increases the amount of milk that they produce if they're

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Speaker 1: very happy and like calm. So they're showing them, you know,

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Speaker 1: images of nice fields and you know, a beautiful senset

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Speaker 1: and stuff, and then they're producing more milk. They're not

591
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Speaker 1: going to kill them. They're just getting their milk. The

592
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Speaker 1: cows and moscows sound that sounds like a nurser room.

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Speaker 1: Actually the cows and moscow play gently on the field

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Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, the cows on moscow though they are

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Speaker 1: watching that, listening to that relaxing music and watching fields

596
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Speaker 1: and getting milk. That sounds like a nice life. It's

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Speaker 1: mind to have, like having some headphones and with some

598
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Speaker 1: relaxing music, just watching something on TV and being milked

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Speaker 1: once in a while. Oh sounds good, isn't that the cue? Brad?

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Speaker 1: That's see you about the losing job lady, And that

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Speaker 1: means the iron N has come to an end for

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Speaker 1: the day. Don't worry, We'll do it again, same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: One lose yo job job, about to lose your job,

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Speaker 1: about to lose you? Yeah or nothing? That was the

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Speaker 1: iron N to me a while sign to find the button,

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Speaker 1: Sorry the iron Then the idiot? Who's network? Where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just the news? Tune in tomorrow the same time

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Speaker 1: for another hard hitting report from the I n N

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Speaker 1: A The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone

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Speaker 1: frame today mornings. That's one. He's hello smoking in a

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Speaker 1: non smoke zone. Move it along, Move it along? What

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Speaker 1: what movie going on? What is what? This is? Sartain

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Speaker 1: Grady Grimes parking lot security? Am I speaking with Caleb? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Are you currently out for a smoke break? Right now? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That's what I thought? Moving along, Moving along? You are

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Speaker 1: smoking and no smoking zone? Who is this pitt? His

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Speaker 1: name is Graaty Grimes. And I've had a parking lot

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Speaker 1: security here and I'm tired. Are you always smoking on

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Speaker 1: my watch? And non smoking spots? And guess what, Caleb? Okay?

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Speaker 1: What the entire parking lot of the non smoking zone?

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Speaker 1: So no matter where you go, I'm gonna blow your

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Speaker 1: How do you even know that I'm out here? I

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Speaker 1: don't see anybody around. I'll be asking the questions. Also,

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Speaker 1: I got security cameras all through the parking garage. You

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00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: think I'm new with this? No? In a parking lot

626
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: security guard for thirty seven years, thirty seven We could

627
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: take in his job a little seriously. Man. You know

628
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: what I do? You know what I do take seriously?

629
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: You know I do take seriously. My authority I take seriously.

630
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: And this is my parking garage. Move it along, my god,

631
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: will you let me talk. Oh did you even get

632
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: my number? Um? Because hello, head of security here, that's

633
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: why I got a whistle and a segue. Well, you

634
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: can bring your segue down and talk to me about

635
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: the space to face is ridiculous. Who told you about

636
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: my segway? You just did, like just now, No, not

637
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: the fact that I have a segue. Who told you

638
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: about it? You literally just said you see, I know

639
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: I said I had a segue, But who told you

640
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: about the fourth spot with the segue? That is dad,

641
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: the battery died I'm having fixed on right now, worked

642
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: on fixed on whatever batteries dead in my segway. Otherwise

643
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: i'd be I'd segue down there, I'd be right. And

644
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: you're a grill right now telling you're moving along but

645
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 1: I can't. And who told you about my segue? Everybody

646
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: knows that's a fourth subject. Well listen, bow, you're you're

647
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 1: getting ridiculous, Charles. If you really want me, he's always

648
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: being at to me. I don't, I don't, I'm not.

649
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're talking about. You're getting

650
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: me all off point now I'm figuring about my segue.

651
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: When I was calling originally to tell you the moving along. Look,

652
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: you come down here and do you cross your down

653
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 1: here and tell me face to face if you think

654
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: it's that big of a deal, I'll say out here

655
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 1: as long as I want. How about to do something different? Okay,

656
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,479
Speaker 1: if you won't moving along? How about cars getting towed?

657
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: Cars getting towed? You're not telling my car? No, I'm

658
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: not because I don't own a toe company, but I

659
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 1: got a number for a toe company that I use

660
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: all the time to toe Wisenheimer's cars, and you, sir,

661
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 1: are officially being a Wisenheimer and I don't stand for it.

662
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm not parked illegally. I'm not parked illegally. You're smoked illegally,

663
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: and I just oh yeah again. I walk around the

664
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: premise is here with my whistle, and if I see

665
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: something I don't like, I blow it. And I'm blowing

666
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: you right now. So get out of my get stop

667
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: smoking where you're smoking, moving across the street, I'll play again. Man,

668
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 1: you need this is ridiculous. Oh my, would you please

669
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: stop doing that? Okay, fine, I'll stop. I'll just tell

670
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: you it's a prank phone call. I'm tired of talking

671
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: with this list and blowing this whistle. O gory. What

672
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a

673
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 1: phone prank on you? Oh my god, your friend Pablo,

674
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: say you up him? He said? Oh, building security. I

675
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: guess it's been very picky. Where you guys smoke at work?

676
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: And what I mean to invest with you? Yes, they

677
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: are really so don't worry. Oh that's a good one.

678
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 1: I think you're smoking in perfectly fine smoking zone. Get

679
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: back to it. Take a puff, pass around that's something

680
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: else that's not a cigarette, but still enjoy your smoke.

681
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubil phone Franks did Jubil

682
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: show on demand? First date follow up? Mandy emailed us

683
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: for a first date follow up. Apparently she went out

684
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: with a dude named Vinnie, and now Vinnie is doing

685
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 1: what Vinnie's do? What did they do? Not calling her back?

686
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: Kind of a standard Vinnie move, I think, Mandy, before

687
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 1: we get into how you met Vinnie and your date

688
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: and why you think he's not calling you back, when

689
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: is the last time you talked to Vinnie? It was

690
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: about three weeks ago. Three weeks ago, okay, quite a well?

691
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: And how many times have you tried to reach out

692
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: to him? A couple of times I've you know, tried

693
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: to reach out and just gotten on the mark. Where'd

694
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: you meet him? We met on Tender first, we talked

695
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: for a little bit and then we decided me So, okay,

696
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: so you met him on tender And how long did

697
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: you guys talk on tender before you actually went out? Um?

698
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: I would say probably two or three weeks and you know,

699
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: kind of made sure that we're on the same page

700
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: about things, you know, before meeting up. And it was

701
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: a good idea. And so you went to a bar

702
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: you set for your first date? Yes, did you meet

703
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: him there? Did he pick you up? I met him there?

704
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: So you guys went to a bar and tell us

705
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: about it? Um? Yeah, So we went to the bar.

706
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: You know, we had a couple of drinks. I was,

707
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,720
Speaker 1: you know, kind of like, I don't know, it was nervous.

708
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: It was my first time out since COVID started, and

709
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: it was my first time just meeting somebody at a

710
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: bar and having a real life, in person date. So

711
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,439
Speaker 1: other than it being interesting being your first time out

712
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 1: since quarantine, how was the date with Finnie? I mean

713
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: it was okay, I guess I was, you know, some

714
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: things that he said just be quis it quite right?

715
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 1: But I mean I thought, you know, maybe he'd still

716
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: talk to me afterwards. I think said some things he

717
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 1: said didn't sit right. Um, yeah, I guess. I don't know.

718
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: It was just a little odd. So we had discussed

719
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: some things prior, like you know, our backgrounds and stuff

720
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: like that, and when I brought up religion when we

721
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: had talked about it online, he didn't really have much

722
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: to say about it or whatnot. So I thought that

723
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 1: we were kind of on the same page of not

724
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 1: very religious. I grew up with some of it, but

725
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: kind of I don't know, got tired being spolished to

726
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 1: go to church by my parents when I was an adult.

727
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: I never went, and that's kind of my thing. Okay,

728
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: so you're a thinner, you believe in that kind of thing,

729
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: all right. So yeah, So then he mentioned that for

730
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: Easter like pass Over time, that he had to do

731
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: this whole fasting thing and that he couldn't eat for

732
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: a couple of days, and then because there was a

733
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: ceremony with him and his family that they all had

734
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: to attend to, and I, you know, I wasn't I'm

735
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: not sure, like the whole scoop of the story. But um,

736
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 1: that's like kind of ride up the alley with the

737
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: Jovi's witness type of thing, and so I thought that

738
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: was you know, like me like, oh, we kind of

739
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 1: grew up with that. But he still was saying that

740
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: he did that this year. Okay, so it sounds like

741
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: he's pretty hardcore religious. Maybe. I don't know, That's the

742
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 1: only part of the date that I can think of,

743
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: because I was just a little surprised by it when

744
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: he was telling me, like, I'm okay with it. I

745
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: just I didn't know that that was part of it.

746
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 1: So I guess my initial reaction was kind of a

747
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 1: little shocked. But I mean, so maybe he brought up

748
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: he brought up his religion. You're like you that can

749
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: turn somebody off if their religious person. That's the only

750
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 1: thing I can think of that kind of went a

751
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 1: little awry. Was just I was a little taken back

752
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: by that he was fasting and had this kind of

753
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: very big ceremonial thing going on. So I guess I

754
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: was just, I don't know, very confused why somebody would

755
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 1: start themselves. I don't know how did the date end.

756
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: M Well, we just like we, I mean, we had

757
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: a good time. We were laughing and carrying on and

758
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 1: stuff like that, and then it just kind of got late.

759
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: He had to work in the morning, so we kind

760
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: of you know, ended early. We did have a good

761
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 1: hug and everything at the end of the night, which

762
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: is a good first date thing. So I thought, you know,

763
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 1: we would be able to hang out and talk again.

764
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: And was there any mention of a second date. Yeah,

765
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: we had talked about like, oh, yeah, we'll have to

766
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: do this again, you know, soon or whatnot, but it

767
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: wasn't really like, yes, next Friday at this time. It

768
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: was just very casual kind of you know, we'll talk

769
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 1: about the next time we're free and we'll do this again.

770
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: And you haven't heard from him for three weeks, so

771
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 1: maybe maybe he's fasting, like from his phone. Like look

772
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: from his phone. He went to Indonesia and it is

773
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: in a cave right now, fasting and not using his phone.

774
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: Very wishful thinking, Yeah, it might be. We'll play a

775
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: social fast exactly. We'll play a song and then come

776
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 1: back and call him and see if we can figure

777
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: it out for you. Okay, okay, I hope you answered.

778
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show, you know what, Mandy, Yeah, you're

779
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: on the phone for a first date follow up. I

780
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: know you already know that, but I'm just saying that

781
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: you're on the phone for a first date follow up.

782
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 1: You want to call this dude named Vinie who's been

783
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: ghosting you. You guys went to a bar. You said,

784
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: you had a fun time. You said, the only awkward

785
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: thing was when you got into a conversation about religion,

786
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: because I guess he's super religious, and you freaked you out,

787
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,720
Speaker 1: and so you thought that maybe your reaction with judgment

788
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: you were really just asking questions about him fasting. Who

789
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: got that all out? I really want you to get

790
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: a second day with him, though, Damn me too. And

791
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 1: the only thing you can think of, and the only

792
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: reason that he's not calling you back, is maybe that

793
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: your reaction to him talking about fasting and stuff our

794
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: religion was a little too. It seemed too harsh when

795
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: actually you were really interested in it. Yeah, yeah, I

796
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: guess we can't control my face. Okay, Joe face. I'll

797
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: call him now and see what we can figure it

798
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 1: out for you. Right, Okay, that'd be great. Dah, here

799
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, I might speak to Vinnie please. Yeah,

800
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: I'm Benny. Hello, I'm Benny, I'm Jewel him Alex Rays

801
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: and this is the Jewel Show. Um, the what show?

802
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: The Jebel Show, It's the radio show. Welcome. Oh okay,

803
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: we're calling because we're a radio show and we do

804
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: a segment on our show where if you go out

805
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: on a date with someone, then they don't call you

806
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: back after they can email us to get you on

807
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: the phone and find out what happened. And that's why

808
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: we're calling. We got an email about you from someone

809
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 1: who listens to us. Oh is it from Mandy? That

810
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: was quick? Normally people are like, oh my god, who

811
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 1: had that? You're just like very matter of fact, I'm

812
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: gonna go on dates that much. So oh, well, why

813
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: are you not calling Mandy back? I just think I

814
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 1: just don't think we're gonna work out. It's just we're

815
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: just two different kind of people of different lifestyles, you know,

816
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: different lifestyles. So maybe maybe the reason that Mandy thinks

817
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: you're not calling her back is the truth. Can I

818
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: tell you what she told us and then you confirm

819
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 1: or deny? Yes, yes, of course she told us how

820
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: you guys met on tender. She said that you guys

821
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 1: went out to a bar and had a really fun time.

822
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: She also mentioned that there was a moment where she

823
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: thinks she might have seemed very judgmental about your religion

824
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 1: because you were talking about fasting or something like that.

825
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 1: And she said that her face might have looked shocked

826
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,320
Speaker 1: at that, but not in a good way. And the

827
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: truth is she was actually curious, but she thought she

828
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: might have come off as like, um, thinking you were

829
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: weird for that. Did you did you do that? Did

830
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: you did you pick up on that? Yeah? I mean

831
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: I just didn't. I just could tell after that conversation that, um,

832
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: you know, I sometimes I feel like a freak when

833
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: I bring up the um, you know, some of the

834
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 1: things like just some you know, just would like the

835
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,760
Speaker 1: tradition to me my family do for religion, and especially

836
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: in modern dating, it gets exhausting. And I can see

837
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: it on their face when I started telling them, like

838
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: about what I you know what I'm kind of about

839
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: you know, do you feel embarrassed by it? Embarrassed or

840
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: just let down, just kind of fatigued by the whole

841
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 1: process of just you know, getting your hopes up and

842
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: then telling them about you know, your your values or

843
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 1: kind of you know what your what your reality is like,

844
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: and then you can see them. It feels like there,

845
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: you can see them pull away. Well, she's told us

846
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: that she wasn't judging you. She was like, actually cool

847
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: with it, she said, she was just very interested in

848
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 1: your beliefs. But she could also tell that it looked

849
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: like she was judging it. I think she was shocked,

850
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: she said, because shocked. Yeah, she didn't realize that you

851
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: were that religious. Okay, yeah, I mean we did meet

852
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: on Tinder, so I can see where. Yeah, not exactly

853
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,879
Speaker 1: you know, religious hub of the world Tinder. Yeah it's

854
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,479
Speaker 1: not Christian Mingole, but I don't know. I just wanted

855
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,760
Speaker 1: to just wanted to meet like someone kind of modern

856
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: and kind of Christian Mingoles a little bit, you know,

857
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 1: stone Age just kind of bombased woman kind of like that.

858
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: But I should have maybe put on it on my profile,

859
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: you know what I mean about my kind of my

860
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: values and like I wasn't like already feeling it. When

861
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: she chose a bar for the first date, I bout

862
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 1: it in better, like, you know, a little bit less,

863
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: so you didn't even want to be in a bar.

864
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: Do you drink sometimes but not I'd try not to

865
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: drink and you do avoid it because of taste, or

866
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: you avoid it because of religion. Yeah, it's like a

867
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: religious choice. And sometimes you know, I just I just

868
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: don't think it's a good idea. But I did it

869
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: because I made it seemed nice. So I wanted to,

870
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't want to just be a negative

871
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,399
Speaker 1: person right off the bat. She said, it's been three

872
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: weeks since you talked to her. Why couldn't you just

873
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: like let her know? You know, I mean I figured

874
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: that she already moved on. Maybe, like you know, she

875
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: had like already different guys, ready, different guys. Is that

876
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: how Mandy seems? Yeah, I just figured like she had

877
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: already like some guys lined up, just because like you know,

878
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 1: she seemed like to be comfortable in bars and just

879
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: the way that line knows, the way that lifestyle goes,

880
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: and it's just uh, I don't know, se see drinks,

881
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,399
Speaker 1: he drank a lot, so drink more than I did. Um.

882
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: I felt like, you know, just anollow number like for

883
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: like a like another like nas on the bedpost for

884
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: like a kind of anow loose woman. You know, so wow, wow,

885
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: oh okay, um oh hey man, ahould let you know

886
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: before Mandy goes in on you. Um, she's actually on

887
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: the line listing and wants to talk to you. I'm

888
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: gonna be awkward. Are you serious? Yes? I am. I

889
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: probably should have told her that before you dropped the

890
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: whole loose woman line. Apparently going to a bar and

891
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: having a few drinks you want to have an interaction

892
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: with somebody just makes me like a loose woman. Now

893
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 1: that's just you want like a modern woman, but not

894
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 1: like but not a modern woman. But you should have

895
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: thrown out the whole no drinking thing before we decided

896
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 1: to go to a bar. Definitely should have thrown out

897
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: the non religion the religion thing before you decided to

898
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: meet up with somebody. You chose the bar, and you

899
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 1: load a guy you like. I saw you like. You

900
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,919
Speaker 1: knew guys there, and it's tender. The people didn't meet

901
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 1: up if they go to bars, it's what they do.

902
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: It's a modern I'm telling this to me like the

903
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: last time I use Tinder, So yeah, I mean it's

904
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: that for you, probably a better idea to not be

905
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 1: on there. If you don't want to meet tender people,

906
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,879
Speaker 1: you should probably find somebody who's into what you're into.

907
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: Maybe meeting people at church or something is a better plant,

908
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: because it's not going to work out this way. Meeting

909
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 1: people like this, well, no one goes to church anymore,

910
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: so it's kind of hard. Just all loose women. Now

911
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: apparently that's the modern thing, So I guess, Um, look, man,

912
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had to hear that, but I don't.

913
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 1: I just think you're a different kind of woman that

914
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: I did. I want. Um, your lifestyle is fine, it's

915
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: just I just I'm not for it. And you know,

916
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: so it's just hard to meet woman in church, So

917
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: I try to do tender and I kind of knew

918
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: this was going to happen just by your pictures, you know. Wow,

919
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: did you want me to bring a rope so that

920
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: I can help you jump to more conclusions? Would that

921
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: be better for you my pictures? Then you should have

922
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 1: just passed on that one. Yeah. If you could already

923
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: tell that she was like a little too, I don't

924
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: know what the word is for you loose. Yeah, well

925
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 1: that's the word that Vinnie is a little too. Whatever,

926
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: she wasn't your speed, Vinnie. If you could already tell that,

927
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: why even go on the date? Um? Well, you know

928
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 1: this is hoping maybe I can just help you, you know,

929
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: kind of maybe change your minds on some things and

930
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: then get you on the right path, get me on

931
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: the right path. No, I have a path. I'm good.

932
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: Well let me ask. I think I know where this

933
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: is going to go. I think I know where it's going.

934
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna go ahead and ask. Anyway, Benny, would

935
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 1: you like to go on another date with Mandy? We'll

936
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: pay for it? Absolutely not, didn't you think so? All right?

937
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 1: Bless you both be there Lack next time. Thank you.

938
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 1: Jubils First Day follow up The Jubils Show on demand

939
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret.

940
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: Remember text in four one oh six one. If you

941
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything,

942
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: anything you want. Because everybody stays anonymous, we don't even

943
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: ask what your name is, nobody will know it's you.

944
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 1: So text in four one oh six one if you

945
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,799
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, and we don't even ask

946
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 1: what your name is. That's why everybody that calls in

947
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname. So on the phone right now,

948
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 1: the other white meat Pork, oh Pork, is on the

949
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: phone to tell us a dirty little secret. What's up, pork.

950
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 1: Everyone on Pork. You've been neglected your whole life, haven't you, Pork?

951
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: I have about you know, Well, Pork, I'm sure you

952
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: got a lot of secrets, but there's one you want

953
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: to tell us today. Yeah, it's been one that I've

954
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 1: been holding onto for a number of years now. I've

955
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 1: got a great son. He's about ten years old right now,

956
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: and I'm ashamed to say he has a pretty sizeable

957
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:30,240
Speaker 1: scar on his butt on the left cheeky. You're ashamed

958
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: of the scar? That is not nice. Well, I am

959
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: in no way ash him to my son. He's a

960
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: great untle kid, but I'm ashamed to say that. For

961
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: the last few years, my wife believed that he got

962
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 1: the scar because he fell down. In reality, he got

963
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 1: the scar because of me. And so your wife thinks

964
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: that your son got hurt in a different way. So

965
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: you didn't tell him the truth. Yes, whenever he was

966
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 1: probably I want to say about a year a year

967
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: and a half old, we were going on a camping trip.

968
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: There were a couple of other parents there and having

969
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 1: a great time. My wife went to bed a little

970
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: bit early. I stayed up with the guys, and I

971
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:17,479
Speaker 1: was having a few. Uh, the adult beverages and adult beverages. Yeah,

972
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: so I was like, with alcohol in him, they are

973
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 1: they are and my most alcohol beverages makes you have

974
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: to pee. So I needed to go and pee, and

975
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: I was gonna put my beer down, and I was

976
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 1: obviously holding my son, and they were kind of giving

977
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 1: me a bit of a hard time and whether or

978
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 1: not I could actually pee, hold my beer and my

979
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 1: son all at the same time. Um, with a little

980
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: liquid courage, I thought I could. Long story short, I

981
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: ended up. I did not drop my son. I dropped

982
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: my beer and I bumped into a tree and that's

983
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: how he ended up getting the cut on his butt.

984
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: Cheek waiting what he didn't You didn't drop him, but

985
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 1: he has a cut on his butt. The tree, bumped

986
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: into the tree, im lofting the balance a little bit. Uh,

987
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: he's screaming, crying. Where was your wife? She was asleep,

988
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: asleep and she didn't wake up from a screaming kid.

989
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: She had had a few adult averages as well. He

990
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: was down for the count. This is why, this is

991
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: why dudes shouldn't be in charge of kids all the time,

992
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: because they'll get drunk together and then eventually we're like,

993
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: I bet you can't like hold a baby in skydiver dude,

994
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 1: and you're like, watch this right now. So then your

995
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: wife still doesn't know. No. Um, the next morning she

996
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: saw the star, you know, the recent cut, and um,

997
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 1: I just told him that he had kind of fallen

998
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: down and she believed that. So, yeah, my son has

999
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 1: a permanent reminder of how dumb his dad can be

1000
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 1: whenever he's had a couple of beers. I think we're

1001
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: ignoring the worst part of this whole story. You know,

1002
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: what's that you dropped your bid? I did? Oh yeah,

1003
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 1: I would happily drop a thousand beers if I can

1004
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 1: make sure I'm keeping them up right. Well, thank you

1005
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret, pork. Thank you guys.

1006
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on demand?

1007
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: You might be able to live on Mars. Whoa, it's

1008
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: a jewel show. I'm not joking about that. NASA is

1009
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: actually looking for people to live on Mars for an

1010
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: entire year. Well, I'll tell you in just a second

1011
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 1: what they're looking for and who they're looking for. And

1012
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 1: it's not really Mars. It's a simulation of Mars. Come on,

1013
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: sty'll have to live in it for a year. I

1014
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: feel like over the last year and a half though,

1015
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: with the pandemic and being locked down, pretty much every

1016
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:57,479
Speaker 1: person in America is qualified to not see their friends

1017
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: and family and fake live on Mars for a year.

1018
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: But NASA posted a job on Friday and they're accepting

1019
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:06,720
Speaker 1: applications until September seventeenth. But they're not just looking for anybody.

1020
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:10,320
Speaker 1: The ideal candidate would be between thirty and fifty five. Okay,

1021
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: so I'm already out. If you want to live for

1022
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:15,240
Speaker 1: a year in this Mars simulation and have a master's

1023
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: degree in something like engineering or math, Nope, don't have that.

1024
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: If you have all this stuff so far, you can

1025
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: work for NASA and fake live on Mars for a year.

1026
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: And they'll also accept applications from people with a bachelor's

1027
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: degree and some sort of relevant experience. Okay, I'll go

1028
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: to bachelor's The four people will get chosen will live

1029
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 1: in a seventeen hundred square foot in closed space with

1030
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: no windows for a year. Oh and they just have

1031
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: to act like there are Mars. Yeah, well you just

1032
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: walking around Mars. Yeah, pretty much. They'll only eat astronaut food,

1033
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: and have limited contact with friends and family online because

1034
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 1: if you were in Mars, you can't just pop over

1035
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 1: to your buddy's house or go over to your parents'

1036
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: house for Thanksgiving dinner. You got to be on Mars,

1037
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: so you can live there for a year year, and

1038
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: you'll only be able to chat with them online once

1039
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 1: in a while. It's not clear how much it pays,

1040
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: but you can head to NASA's website if you want

1041
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 1: to apply to live on Mars for a year, Would

1042
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: you guys do it? It depends on how much they're paying. Yeah,

1043
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 1: I know. Everybody has a price, I mean, and that

1044
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Speaker 1: is kind of how I've lived most of my life.

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Speaker 1: I live in my grandma's basement. No windows, you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, they're all windows, but the shades are shut

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Speaker 1: all daily and much right, exactly, just as long as

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Speaker 1: we're gonna paid more than we're gonna paid now, which

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Speaker 1: is likely, Yeah, definitely. Well how much would it cost

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Speaker 1: for you to like say goodbye to everybody for a year? Said? Well,

1051
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: then I get paid now. I would need six figures

1052
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 1: to go for a year. Yeah, yeah, okay, well it's

1053
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: not enough. Well, it depends. Let's say, let's round up,

1054
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Speaker 1: you're going up of the of the six yes, so

1055
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,879
Speaker 1: close to seven figures. Then probably for an entire year

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Speaker 1: on Mars. I don't know what they do though. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't say much about it. It just says they're looking

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Speaker 1: for people to live in this seventeen hundred square it

1059
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: in close space for a year, four people for a

1060
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Speaker 1: whole year, to act like they're living on Mars. Do

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Speaker 1: you think not much human contact, do you think you

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Speaker 1: guys would go a bit crazy? No? No, no, not

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Speaker 1: at all. You'd be thriving. No, I'm an introvert. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you'd be like, this is amazing. Alex and I we

1065
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 1: were married, by the way, we didn't know that. So

1066
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Speaker 1: we lived together and we hang out together all the time,

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Speaker 1: and that's that end is great. But we're married and

1068
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Speaker 1: the two of us really could do fine with no

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Speaker 1: other human contact at all. So if we just had,

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Speaker 1: you know, a degree in something that they want a degree,

1071
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Speaker 1: and then maybe we can do it. Yeah, because I

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Speaker 1: think that like over the next year, maybe they're gonna

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Speaker 1: like find some sort of like whatever is on Mars

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Speaker 1: and then have those people do science projects. Right, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to figure out things on Mars. Yeah, they're gonna

1076
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Speaker 1: find something soon. I'm telling you, what like an alien?

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Speaker 1: Do you think alien? Or you keep saying that, but

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Speaker 1: I do keep saying it. I've said it that they're

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Speaker 1: prepping us. I mean eventually, I'm saying we're going to

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Speaker 1: tell us. I don't know. I'm saying it's so long now,

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Speaker 1: sometime before you die. Three years time, between now and

1082
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 1: three hundred years, they're going to announce that aliens exist

1083
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Speaker 1: and they know about them. It's coming up. I will

1084
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Speaker 1: be right about this. Why it will happen? Well, anyway,

1085
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Speaker 1: if you want to work for NASA and live on Mar,

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Speaker 1: act like you're living on Mars for an entire year,

1087
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Speaker 1: all you gotta do is hit up their website and apply.

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00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 1: But of course you have to have a degree or

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Speaker 1: some sort of relevant experience. I'm like relevant experience speak it.

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Speaker 1: Who's gonna hit them and be like I lived on

1091
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Speaker 1: Mars for about four years, I'm in a marsh and alien. Yeah, yeah,

1092
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 1: I have relevant experience. I've been living on Mars for

1093
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 1: a while. Like you, sir, seem like you might live

1094
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: in a tent outside of Mars. Sometimes people go in

1095
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,879
Speaker 1: there and give me a free Mars bar. Just cash

1096
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: because they want to give me food instead of cat

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Speaker 1: text in four one or six one? Would you want

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Speaker 1: to do this? I think I would actually want to

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Speaker 1: do it would be cool? Yeah I would too, Yeah,

1100
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Speaker 1: it would be cool. Yep, let's do it. Yep, maybe

1101
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Speaker 1: all of us. Yeah, we can all just go live

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Speaker 1: on Mars together and do the show from this Mars simulation.

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Speaker 1: What's the one thing you guys are gonna take with you? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: If you had to only bring one thing from home,

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Speaker 1: what would it be? Yeah? I would probably well, my

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Speaker 1: PlayStation if I could plug it in. I guess i'd

1107
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Speaker 1: need a TV too, Yeah, you just have the PlayStation.

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Speaker 1: I would if I was going to do this thing

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Speaker 1: and they said you can only bring one thing from

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Speaker 1: home for an entire year, and it's not a person,

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Speaker 1: because I would say I'd bring my wife, Like that's

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Speaker 1: a great answer. If it was a thing, though, I

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Speaker 1: think I have one for you. What because you're constantly drawing?

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Speaker 1: Maybe a book and a pen that's two things. I'd

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Speaker 1: bring a pencil, No, because what happens if it breaks

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Speaker 1: and I can't sharpen it. I'd bring a pin, but

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Speaker 1: it would run out of ink. So many dilemmas. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I'd bring my bed. That's probably the best suggestion. The

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