Speaker 1: How many times a day do you have to ask
Speaker 1: women in stirrups to scoot a little closer towards the
Speaker 1: end of the table. Oh, every single time. It's not
Speaker 1: an instinct that any woman wants to do well.
Speaker 2: I want to put a sign on the ceiling that says,
Speaker 2: go lower, all right.
Speaker 1: Pashhash shows show.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Tosh point zho Nope, wrong show right.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Tosh Show. I'll be honest. Sounds very similar.
Speaker 1: It's almost as if we're intentionally trying to be confusing. Yep,
Speaker 1: this show couldn't be more different. For example, no internet VIDs, fine,
Speaker 1: fewer internet VIDs.
Speaker 4: Thursday partly Sunny Skies and fifty seven And to another
Speaker 4: woman who likes to be double fisted in a different way,
Speaker 4: I think Jess, she means beer. She means beer, Guys,
Speaker 4: she means beer. Don't put me on YouTube.
Speaker 2: My god.
Speaker 1: Apparently Channel six's parent company is porn Hub. This is
Speaker 1: why we should have never started paying women the same
Speaker 1: as men, because now they're acting like us and it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: You see, on my old show, I would have put
Speaker 1: twenty seconds on the clock to make fun of this video.
Speaker 4: But now on a.
Speaker 1: Podcast, I can put three and a half hours on
Speaker 1: the clock, do a deep dive into why Jess is
Speaker 1: using alcohol as a coping mechanism.
Speaker 3: Can we still play is It Racist?
Speaker 4: Of course, of course we.
Speaker 1: Can play is it racist? Chris McCarthy doesn't own racism.
Speaker 1: By the way, let me set the record straight about
Speaker 1: what happened over at Comedy Central. Okay, they offered me
Speaker 1: a pile of cash to break my contract and I
Speaker 1: did the end. I'm not mad though, because had that
Speaker 1: not happened, I wouldn't be here right now in this
Speaker 1: illegally built adu in newly gentrified Baldwin Hills. The Lord
Speaker 1: works in mysterious ways, real mysterious Hosanna. The biggest difference
Speaker 1: between Toss Show and Tosh point zero is that I
Speaker 1: will be wearing glasses occasionally and sitting down because it's
Speaker 1: a podcast and you're just listening, but you can also watch,
Speaker 1: so it's pretty.
Speaker 4: Much the same show.
Speaker 1: Big difference chiming in off camera way more than I'll
Speaker 1: ever feel comfortable with. It's my good friend and Tahoe
Speaker 1: neighbor Eddie. He co created Tosh point zero and Toss Show.
Speaker 1: He's my Larry David if Larry was slightly less funny
Speaker 1: and bought his jeans at Costco, which makes me Jerry
Speaker 1: Seinfeld minus the scientology phase and fear of performing in
Speaker 1: front of people under the age of thirty.
Speaker 4: I'll do forty five.
Speaker 1: Minutes on the burden of white privilege at any college
Speaker 1: campus in this country. Okay, I'm not afraid to tackle
Speaker 1: the issues. What's Aaron Rodgers take on Gaza?
Speaker 3: Looking it up?
Speaker 1: Don't look it up. I know I know the answer.
Speaker 1: He's on the wrong side. And yes, I'll still be
Speaker 1: talking about sports. The Miami Dolphins having a great start
Speaker 1: this year six and three. It has played in Frankfurt, Germany.
Speaker 1: Was invited to that game by the team to fly
Speaker 1: with them. I said no because I don't do things.
Speaker 1: Seemed like an awful idea, go to Frankfurt. I was
Speaker 1: born near Frankfurt, Germany, in Bopart. It's like an hour
Speaker 1: and a half west today. It was crazy, though, watching
Speaker 1: a bunch of German Kansas City Chiefs fans getting so
Speaker 1: excited to do the tomahawk chop. It's like they just
Speaker 1: couldn't wait over there in Germany to do another racist
Speaker 1: arm gesture. Will I still be making fun of Nick Saban,
Speaker 1: not as much because he, like myself, is no longer relevant. Mostly,
Speaker 1: this show will be my personal bullhorn to make sure
Speaker 1: arn Anderson knows that our feud is far from over.
Speaker 1: You hear me, arn ors your miraclear run on a juice,
Speaker 1: you old fuck. Please subscribe so I can shove my
Speaker 1: out of touch coastal elite, far left socialist opinions down
Speaker 1: your throat. All right, let's get started. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: interviewing people that I find interesting, So no celebrities, no comedians.
Speaker 4: Today.
Speaker 1: That person is my wife's gynecologist, which has to be
Speaker 1: every woman's nightmare for their husband to film a conversation
Speaker 1: with their obgyn for the world to watch.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: In theory, being a guy on acologist sounds like a
Speaker 1: dream job, but the reality is the vagina is a
Speaker 1: complete mystery. It's like an episode of Double Dare down there.
Speaker 1: And yes, I got my wife's permission to talk about
Speaker 1: her medical history.
Speaker 4: Carly, Are you cool.
Speaker 1: With me interviewing doctor Finky for my podcast or talk about.
Speaker 4: Your lady hearts? Absolutely not, yes, honey, thank you.
Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't share as much about my wife as
Speaker 1: I'm going to, but we live in Malibu and she
Speaker 1: doesn't have to work, so I'm sure she'll get over it.
Speaker 1: Enjoy Pasha, my guest today has been all up in
Speaker 1: my wife's guts.
Speaker 4: Literally, this man delivered both of my children.
Speaker 1: Please welcome my wife's gynecologist obgyn, doctor Finkey.
Speaker 4: How are you? I'm well? Thank you for having me.
Speaker 4: First question I ask all my guests, do you believe
Speaker 4: in ghosts? No?
Speaker 1: Okay, Jesus Christ, it took you so long. You're a doctor.
Speaker 1: For God's sake, I had to qualify. H Thank you
Speaker 1: for agreeing to do this. Let me tell you something
Speaker 1: in all honesty, this is the reason I agree to
Speaker 1: do this show. iHeart was like, will you do the show?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know. I don't want to
Speaker 1: interview comedians. I don't want to interview celebrities. But like
Speaker 1: I said this, I swear to. I said, if you
Speaker 1: let me interview like my wife's guy innacologist like, then
Speaker 1: I'll do the show. And they're like, well, yeah, but
Speaker 1: that won't ever happen. He probably won't let you. And
Speaker 1: I'm not that interesting. You know, you're extremely interesting. By
Speaker 1: the way, What should I call you do? I have
Speaker 1: to say doctor Finkey, David or do. I usually just
Speaker 1: call you Finky. My whole life, people have called me Finky.
Speaker 4: It's a great name. You have no idea why.
Speaker 2: I'm the youngest of four kids, so when I went
Speaker 2: through life, it was just, oh, there's Finky.
Speaker 1: It works. It's a good name and I like it.
Speaker 1: How long have you been a doctor?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: God?
Speaker 2: I graduated med school in two thousand and six from
Speaker 2: where University of Missouri, Kansas City.
Speaker 4: And how does that get you into Beverly Hills. That's
Speaker 4: a very good question. I have no idea.
Speaker 2: You basically, at the end of a residency, you interview
Speaker 2: all around the country, and then you put in your
Speaker 2: rankings and then it goes through a match system. There's
Speaker 2: match day and everyone goes in an auditorium in med
Speaker 2: schools around the country, open up your envelope and you
Speaker 2: see where you've matched. And I happen to match it
Speaker 2: at Cedars in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Did your peers were they? Were they jealous? I assume
Speaker 1: it's competitive again, No, it is.
Speaker 4: It's very competitive.
Speaker 2: I was very happy to land where I landed, and
Speaker 2: I'll be honest, I didn't know that much about la.
Speaker 2: I came out here to interview, but other than that,
Speaker 2: I had never been to Los Angeles before.
Speaker 4: Did you just immediately or no? Yeah, you like it?
Speaker 4: I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Would you ever go back to Missouri to live and work?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't like write it off the table. The chances
Speaker 1: are probably slim.
Speaker 4: Where in Missouri? And are you from a.
Speaker 2: Town of six thousand people called Richmond, Missouri. It's about
Speaker 2: an hour outside of Kansas.
Speaker 1: City, which is the shittier part of Kansas City, the
Speaker 1: Missouri side or the Kansas side.
Speaker 4: Oh, the Kansas side is that's noticeable. Everywhere you want
Speaker 4: to be is on the Missouri side. When did you
Speaker 4: come out?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I would say I fell out you were born gay?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Can you eyeball it in a child?
Speaker 2: I go back to pictures in my parents' house and
Speaker 2: with the attic and stuff, and I'm like, I mean
Speaker 2: they were headless if.
Speaker 4: They didn't know. Were your parents supportive very Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Were they confused at the field of medicine that you
Speaker 1: went into?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Probably? Why would you pick the vagina? Vagina's picked me.
Speaker 2: I knew I didn't want to do it. So in
Speaker 2: medical school you go through your rotations, and you put
Speaker 2: in your lot for when you want to do certain rotations,
Speaker 2: and I was like, well, I don't want to do that,
Speaker 2: to put it at the end of the year, and
Speaker 2: then you did. I did general surgery, and then after
Speaker 2: that I did objun And I like, you know, a lot.
Speaker 1: Of professions, even in Hollywood, it's very progressive. You're if
Speaker 1: you're out. A lot of times people feel like roles
Speaker 1: aren't given to them. That should be. But I feel
Speaker 1: in your profession, has it worked to your advantage? I
Speaker 1: think so, yeah, it has. That's good. There's one job
Speaker 1: where it works in your advantage.
Speaker 2: I think that women feel comfortable, or at least I
Speaker 2: hope they do. And I feel like I'm I try
Speaker 2: to be more sensitive or empathic just because I don't
Speaker 2: know what they're going through. I mean, multiple times a
Speaker 2: day I tell people I'm so happy I don't have ovaries.
Speaker 1: They mess up, they do a lot of weird things.
Speaker 1: I mean, the vagina's very tricky. Talk about the paradox
Speaker 1: of being a gay man who stares at vaginas all day.
Speaker 2: It's probably the most common topic that comes up at
Speaker 2: gay parties.
Speaker 1: Do women ever corner you at parties and say, hey,
Speaker 1: can you look at this for a second? Has that
Speaker 1: ever happened? Not look at this?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, what about has any Do women ever send you
Speaker 1: like friends of yours ever send you like vage picks
Speaker 1: text message to be like, hey should I what about this?
Speaker 1: We have a patient portal which to encourage people to
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a close friend that, like, you know,
Speaker 1: when we all have a close friend, we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we can just bypass this portal. What's your stance on grooming?
Speaker 1: Are you a do you care?
Speaker 4: I don't care, and I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Now my wife did laser hair removal early on our relationship,
Speaker 1: per my request, and now she kind of regrets it
Speaker 1: on some level. But like to me, that seems like
Speaker 1: it's an easier situation to deal with as a doctor
Speaker 1: down there. Do you mind if a woman has just
Speaker 1: got a big, huge hairy bush?
Speaker 4: Is that acceptable? It doesn't bother me one way or another.
Speaker 2: I see all the problems with lasers and waxing and shaving.
Speaker 4: And the ingrowns and ingrown hair.
Speaker 2: That's why your laser hair removal, well, you can get
Speaker 2: all those ingrown hairs and everything during the laser process. Also,
Speaker 2: you know, the vagina has a microbiome, and it has
Speaker 2: you know, oily glands and things.
Speaker 4: That keep it healthy.
Speaker 2: And you rip all those hairs off and try to
Speaker 2: get rid of all the moisture and everything that should
Speaker 2: be there, and then you're more prone to get east
Speaker 2: infections and you're more prone to get bacterial vaginosis.
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen a blue waffle? Do you know
Speaker 4: what it is? Do you know what it is?
Speaker 1: No, the beginning of the Internet, when the Internet got
Speaker 1: like real crazy, it was like one of these first things.
Speaker 1: It's like an infected vagina and it was called a
Speaker 1: blue waffle, and it was like it was a form
Speaker 1: of a disease.
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 6: Blue waffle is an Internet hoax. Some claim that it
Speaker 6: is a sexual transmitted infection that turns the vagina area blue.
Speaker 4: Okay, you ever seen a blue vagina infected only on
Speaker 4: a smurf? Okay? How much ky do you guys go
Speaker 4: through in your office today? Oh? Boatloads?
Speaker 1: How many times a day do you have to ask
Speaker 1: women in stirrups to scoot a little closer towards.
Speaker 4: The end of the table? Oh?
Speaker 1: Every single time. It's not an instinct that any woman
Speaker 1: wants to do well. I want to put a sign
Speaker 1: on the ceiling that says go lower. All right, here's
Speaker 1: one question my wife wanted. How about a new device
Speaker 1: for pap smears that's not so primitive and horrific. This
Speaker 1: is the way it goes in cranks, right, I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is?
Speaker 4: Am I wrong? No? Yeah? The most commonly people use
Speaker 4: a speculum. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: There's usually a hinged bi valve. You know, it's a speculum,
Speaker 2: so it opens the vagina. There are people who have
Speaker 2: tried to invent new speculums that are more comfortable.
Speaker 4: I have tried to do that, And I.
Speaker 2: Guess maybe I had a bad patent attorney because he
Speaker 2: said that the family who owns the speculum patent, He said,
Speaker 2: they have it locked down. You can't make a modification
Speaker 2: to it. You cannot change it. And lo and behold.
Speaker 2: Now there's a company out there that made a speculum
Speaker 2: that I had literally designed probably twelve years ago.
Speaker 4: Look at this. You had shitty lawyers, I think, so,
Speaker 4: I think so. So are you rich? You're not rich?
Speaker 1: No, I don't understand this. If you want to get
Speaker 1: into your line of work, what's the average range people
Speaker 1: are getting in around three hundred thousand a year, like
Speaker 1: entry level.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, that's probably the high end. That's the high
Speaker 2: end for entry level.
Speaker 1: And now at the top of the spectrum, what can
Speaker 1: what can a doctor like that expect to make?
Speaker 4: Can they pull in seven hundred thousand a year? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Potentially more?
Speaker 2: Okay if you work really, really hard, Well don't you're
Speaker 2: at that point.
Speaker 4: I'm working very, very hard. Uh huh. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just want you to be rich or rich er.
Speaker 4: I'm just about to pay off my student loans. It's serious.
Speaker 1: I'm months away. I thought they were going to forgive those. No,
Speaker 1: Biden didn't do that.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Medical question, is it possible to make any girls squirt.
Speaker 4: To fight squirt sport? Well, I don't know to what
Speaker 4: level I have to define? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know, some people can like project It's not urine, right,
Speaker 1: It's it's hard.
Speaker 5: It's not paying a square.
Speaker 1: Across a room like they. And I've never been able
Speaker 1: to do it. I'll say that openly. That's never been
Speaker 1: a thing. I've never No one's ever accused me of
Speaker 1: being good in a bedroom. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: it is being good in a bedroom. But some girls
Speaker 1: projectile ejaculate. I'm not sure that's a thing.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's a thing. I'd be the wrong person,
Speaker 4: I know. Come on, you should know if it exists.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's got to be all right now, I
Speaker 1: won't get back to that one one day. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I have you on the show again. When you get
Speaker 1: breast exams, is it hard to come up with small
Speaker 1: talk with each patient?
Speaker 4: Not at all? Oh what about horrible boob jobs? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I've seen a lot of them.
Speaker 1: It's just I mean, just like, oh, I mean about
Speaker 1: your business.
Speaker 2: I've had someone just was years ago, and it had
Speaker 2: to have been back before they did implants, and a
Speaker 2: patient went to a surgeon, probably in the seventies or
Speaker 2: I have no idea who just injected her breast with
Speaker 2: a silicone.
Speaker 4: So there were just balls of silicone.
Speaker 2: Like floating around in like, well, they get stuck, they
Speaker 2: get scarred down, and she was just you know, she
Speaker 2: hated it, but.
Speaker 4: I never asked her. Let's talk about birth plans.
Speaker 1: What's some of the craziest shit you've had to deal
Speaker 1: with in the delivery room?
Speaker 4: A lot? Was there a pun in there? No? Oh? No, No,
Speaker 4: there wasn't.
Speaker 1: I was just a serious I just assume people come
Speaker 1: up with birth plans like if this is what I
Speaker 1: want to happen, this is how I wanted to go,
Speaker 1: and then you have to be like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, fucking knock it off.
Speaker 2: I try to get people to keep it to a page.
Speaker 2: I try to explain to people that they're in control
Speaker 2: of mostly everything, the room, the lighting, the lights, the music,
Speaker 2: who gets to come in and out of the room
Speaker 2: at various points, whether or not they have students or
Speaker 2: residents involved versus the midwife team.
Speaker 4: But yeah, there was nothing absurd ever jump out. No,
Speaker 4: not that I can think of. Have you ever had
Speaker 4: about it, Adula? No, But I had to come to
Speaker 4: Jesus talk with one. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I was actually covering for another doc her, and so
Speaker 2: I had never really met the patient before I go in,
Speaker 2: you know, while she was in labor to meet her.
Speaker 4: And the woman, the patient was just beside herself. She
Speaker 4: was a crawling up the walls, and.
Speaker 2: The dula was like, no, you didn't want to do that.
Speaker 2: You're not going to do this, this is not what
Speaker 2: you wanted. And the husband's giving me funny glances. They
Speaker 2: could not tell this this doula that they didn't want
Speaker 2: to keep doing it this way. Hold her out into
Speaker 2: the hallway and said we're going to reassess her. Everything
Speaker 2: I'm seeing in that room says she's changed her mind,
Speaker 2: and she did.
Speaker 4: She got an epidural, relaxed. The baby was delivered three
Speaker 4: four hours later, and they were very happy.
Speaker 1: You delivered our son, my firstborn, not successfully.
Speaker 4: You failed.
Speaker 1: We're supposed to do a traditional birth and that didn't
Speaker 1: happen after like twelve hours of labor. Now, is it true?
Speaker 1: It's because of my genetics and my enormous head.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 1: I tell people that I have a huge head, and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, but it doesn't look that big, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, whatever, I say it, but I wear a
Speaker 1: size eight fitted hat, which is like the most ridiculous
Speaker 1: largest hat you can wear. So, yes, my kid had
Speaker 1: a huge head, and my wife's a small woman.
Speaker 2: She came in hot, though, I mean she was in
Speaker 2: active labor, doing it naturally, no epidural, right, and I'm
Speaker 2: thinking this is going to be like a couple couple
Speaker 2: more hours, and then I think an hour later she
Speaker 2: was complete.
Speaker 4: She was tense and we didn't have an epidura. Al
Speaker 4: pushed like a champ and the head did not budget.
Speaker 1: No, that's when you started move having a parade of
Speaker 1: people come in and take a gander.
Speaker 4: A second opinion. Uh huh. What percentage of women pooped
Speaker 4: during labor? It's a lot.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're pushing, well, there was a lot
Speaker 2: of times poop's gonna come out.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure she doesn't want me to talk
Speaker 1: about this, but these are things that some men like.
Speaker 1: Oh if I ever saw that, I'd never been able
Speaker 1: to look at my wife like that doesn't affect me
Speaker 1: in the least.
Speaker 4: It wouldn't be a problem for me either.
Speaker 1: Okay, But the real problem with my wife was the
Speaker 1: concern of her bleeding disorder. She has vun willibrands, and
Speaker 1: so we're always concerned about her bleeding out and dying.
Speaker 1: That was a big concern at the beginning.
Speaker 4: But then you pulled it off so successfully.
Speaker 1: Made everything good. Now I have children and a wife,
Speaker 1: and he saved all of them. What's the appropriate amount
Speaker 1: of weight a woman should gain during a pregnancy.
Speaker 4: It depends on the starting weight.
Speaker 1: If she starts off at two hundred, you just want
Speaker 1: to maintain your weight, right, you.
Speaker 4: Don't want it to gain a pound.
Speaker 1: You can gain a pound, okay, but not a lot
Speaker 1: of weight, not forty pounds. Right, But if you're one
Speaker 1: hundred and five to start twenty five? I love hearing that.
Speaker 1: Oh twenty five, he says. And how long do you
Speaker 1: give him to bounce back?
Speaker 4: Oh? It's hard to lose weight while your breastfeed. Oh?
Speaker 4: Is it it is? Oh? Is your body?
Speaker 2: I mean, your body doesn't want to die, so you
Speaker 2: don't want to starve. So the moment you start losing weight,
Speaker 2: the body is like weight. Why are we losing weight?
Speaker 2: How can we stop the weight loss? So the first
Speaker 2: thing you do is cut off the milk supply. Ah,
Speaker 2: most people can't lose weight and produce a lot of
Speaker 2: breast milk.
Speaker 4: Biggest baby ever delivered? Oh, twelve six? That's pretty big?
Speaker 4: You ever deliver? Siamese twins? Can you say Siamese anymore?
Speaker 4: Or is that racist? Is Siamese racist? I don't think
Speaker 4: i'd say it.
Speaker 1: I know you can't. You have to say conjoined. But
Speaker 1: I'm what is Siamese? I don't even I honestly don't
Speaker 1: know what it is?
Speaker 4: Do you? No? Are you looking it up. You're looking
Speaker 4: it up. You ever you ever delivered conjoined twins?
Speaker 2: Now, most conjoined twins, I will tell you they're very rare,
Speaker 2: but most are conjoined in a way that don't survive
Speaker 2: either you know, past the first trimester, or it's not
Speaker 2: going to be compatible with life, and patients choose not
Speaker 2: to proceed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's that's on them. That is on them.
Speaker 3: I got the Siamese twin answer for you.
Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3: Chang and Aang Bunker.
Speaker 6: They were brothers that were conjoined and just became known
Speaker 6: as Siamese twins because they were Siamese and Americans.
Speaker 1: Oh, so it was just it was a race of people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who were the first in the US. So it is racist,
Speaker 1: got it all? Right, Live and learn. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: here for. I'm not afraid to evolve. Does your husband
Speaker 1: love that you don't bring your work home with you?
Speaker 4: Okay? Do you like babies? I do like babies. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you have children nope? Do you want children? Nope?
Speaker 4: It's very republican of you.
Speaker 1: They care about when they're in the womb, but once
Speaker 1: they're out, they're on their own.
Speaker 4: I would call it an environmentalist position fair.
Speaker 1: What's your stance on abortion pro in a pinch? Could
Speaker 1: you do an abortion?
Speaker 4: I could? You could? That's interesting.
Speaker 1: One time I was eavesdropping on you because your walls
Speaker 1: and your office are really thins and you, you were
Speaker 1: a woman was talking about if she should circumcise her son,
Speaker 1: and you seem to kind of just be a little
Speaker 1: bit of a yes man. If I'm being honest, like
Speaker 1: you weren't pushing one way or the other. But I
Speaker 1: didn't circumcise my son, and I I'm circumcised. But I
Speaker 1: was circumcised by a doctor who didn't do circumcisions. Well, no,
Speaker 1: didn't do I was in Germany. I was born in Germany, right,
Speaker 1: And my mom, who was a nurse, just kind of
Speaker 1: like talked the doctor through it. Oh, and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh it wasn't good, like like it was bad.
Speaker 4: And she goes, oh, are you happy with it? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, of course I would have rather have, But you don't.
Speaker 1: All right, Which what is your stance? You should people
Speaker 1: get their baby circumcised?
Speaker 4: Yes or no? It's personal preference. Why is it a
Speaker 4: personal It is personal preference.
Speaker 2: Why shouldn't you just not do it? Why shouldn't you
Speaker 2: just not do it right? Why why cut off your skin? Well,
Speaker 2: so I get it. I mean I don't know. You know,
Speaker 2: I work at a Jewish hospital. We do a lot
Speaker 2: of circumcisions. No, I'm circumcised. I'm not Jewish. I don't
Speaker 2: find one way about it. Pro or con people get
Speaker 2: very heated about it.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: If you go to the American College of Obiguan Conventions,
Speaker 2: the nationwide convention, there used to be the abortion supporters.
Speaker 2: Like I get it, they have their cause, they have to,
Speaker 2: you know, make their their point known. But in recent
Speaker 2: years the circumcision crowds have been much bigger than the
Speaker 2: abortion pro life crowds, which I just found fascinating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I find that fast. I don't care to the
Speaker 1: point of protest, is it right? I just more feel
Speaker 1: it's a good conversation. But by the way, I got
Speaker 1: another bone to pick with you. I for both of
Speaker 1: my children, I paid this this VIP experience of five
Speaker 1: thousand extra dollars for a back line, and I'm positive nothing.
Speaker 2: I received no VIP treatment. It wasn't five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: But what was it each delivery at that time?
Speaker 4: I think it was probably twenty five hundred. I swear
Speaker 4: to god it was five. It wasn't. All right, I
Speaker 4: believe you.
Speaker 2: It's currently thirty five hundred. Do you ever think about
Speaker 2: going a little more uh private? Well, so, I mean
Speaker 2: that's kind of where where medicine is going is really tricky.
Speaker 2: I mean, insurance companies have not increased our reimbursed rates
Speaker 2: for over twenty years with inflation, the cost of rent employees. Now,
Speaker 2: you know, we pay our employees well, they stick with us,
Speaker 2: but the bottom line keep shrinking. I mean, my patients
Speaker 2: have have hard working jobs. They earn me that well
Speaker 2: you're an exception, okay, I mean, but they earn their
Speaker 2: insurance and they pay a lot for it. So we
Speaker 2: feel like we want to I want to keep taking it,
Speaker 2: but at some point you kind of have to like
Speaker 2: slow down the growth of your practice. And so that's
Speaker 2: one of the ways I've been able to do it
Speaker 2: with It's called an obi administrative fee. If you come
Speaker 2: to my office now and it's your first pregnancy or
Speaker 2: you've never seen me before, I require it. If you're
Speaker 2: an existing patient and you want special perks like not
Speaker 2: sitting in the waiting room or making an appointment, you know,
Speaker 2: when the office is closed.
Speaker 4: Or that's what we liked. It's like the eight three
Speaker 4: time slot. There you go in and out. By the way,
Speaker 4: I have a cell phone number of yours. Is it
Speaker 4: your real cell phone number or no, it's probably real MM.
Speaker 2: For a time I had a Google Voice number that
Speaker 2: would forward to my real number. But I don't think
Speaker 2: you know there was a so my phone number is
Speaker 2: a Missouri number. It's an eight one six, and the
Speaker 2: hospital would frequently dial eight one eight and the rest
Speaker 2: of my number, and there was a person who would
Speaker 2: answer the phone and would get called at three in
Speaker 2: the morning. I mean, I'd be pissed too, right, the
Speaker 2: hospital is like, what should we do with this?
Speaker 4: Or what should we do that? And he started answering
Speaker 4: that I.
Speaker 1: Like, no, ethically it's wrong, sure, but at some point
Speaker 1: you're allowed. I mean to answer, I has a doctor.
Speaker 1: If enough people think you're a doctor.
Speaker 4: I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, he starts giving advice over the phone.
Speaker 2: He also a patient of mine had texted the number
Speaker 2: and the person replied, well that that's probably safe, but
Speaker 2: it could kill your baby.
Speaker 4: And that was a dumb text. And he didn't know
Speaker 4: what to do and didn't know how to bring it
Speaker 4: up with me.
Speaker 2: He thought I had texted it, so at one kind
Speaker 2: of awkward appointment, he's asking me like what I meant
Speaker 2: by this text message? And I'm thinking, what are you
Speaker 2: talking about? I never texted that, and he was typing
Speaker 2: in the A.
Speaker 1: That's why you tell him to go through the portal exactly.
Speaker 1: That's insanity. Top five grossest celebrity vaginas go. You see
Speaker 1: a lot of celebrities.
Speaker 4: A fair number. I'll be honest, I know you don't
Speaker 4: know that who they are.
Speaker 2: I kind of don't want to know a lot of
Speaker 2: the times because I think you just you might act
Speaker 2: differently or something. But I've caught myself in very awkward
Speaker 2: situations where you go through the whole console in person.
Speaker 2: In my office, we go down to be doing the exam,
Speaker 2: and when you're putting in a speculum, you want to
Speaker 2: ask questions or make it somewhat conversational.
Speaker 4: What do you do? Oh, I'm a writer? Oh what
Speaker 4: are you right?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: What kind of stuff? It was like? Oh, I created
Speaker 4: a TV show? And then they say the TV show
Speaker 4: and then I feel like an idiot.
Speaker 1: Do you ever use slang terms for vagina or do
Speaker 1: you only say vagina of a jay?
Speaker 4: Oh? You say a jay? That's it? But COOLi cod?
Speaker 4: Do you ever use COOLi cod? Nope, that's a new one. You.
Speaker 1: You also are the g y N for Pete in
Speaker 1: Here's wife Sam. Yeah, so you've seen Sam's vagina and
Speaker 1: my wife's john. Whose is better? Who's vagina? Who's vagina
Speaker 1: is better? My wife's are Pete's?
Speaker 4: I told you, I don't remember. Hmm.
Speaker 1: You told Pete as his wife is childless, she's thirty five.
Speaker 1: You told her that she has plenty of time. Now,
Speaker 1: how old are you comfortable with women having babies currently?
Speaker 2: I mean, I've delivered women in their fifties biblically, what
Speaker 2: the fuck?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: I think that a lot of the times people don't
Speaker 2: really fully get some of the complications that can happen
Speaker 2: because you're fifty two.
Speaker 4: This is the first time you're becoming pregnant.
Speaker 2: That said, you know, we know how to take care
Speaker 2: of women who are high risk. We're not afraid of it.
Speaker 2: And you know, when people want a family, they'll do
Speaker 2: anything to get it. And my job is to make
Speaker 2: sure that it's safe and everyone's healthy.
Speaker 4: I have fifty two Huh. That seems so old all right?
Speaker 1: Knowing how much it takes to upkeep and maintain the vagina,
Speaker 1: how thankful are you that you're a man?
Speaker 2: I always tell people it's a self cleaning oven. Leave
Speaker 2: it alone, huh, leave the vagina alone?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Why then do some vaginas just smell to high heavens?
Speaker 2: Well? I think a lot of it has to do
Speaker 2: with what we do to change nature, and when we
Speaker 2: get rid of nature, then more opportunistic bacteria can overgrow,
Speaker 2: and so sometimes you'll get a smell that's lightly off.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. The worst thing about being a gynecologist
Speaker 2: is feet is feet feet, feet are right in your face.
Speaker 2: You're like up in stirrups. Yeah, you just like feet.
Speaker 2: So someone comes in and summer they were wearing Tory Birch shoes,
Speaker 2: but they don't wear socks right, and their feet stink
Speaker 2: and they're like right in front of your face.
Speaker 1: I also all told you once while you were examining
Speaker 1: my wife, I was like, I had my fingers inside
Speaker 1: of a woman and I could feel something pokey, and
Speaker 1: I asked you if it was the iud that had
Speaker 1: slipped down and I was actually touching it because I
Speaker 1: felt like a sharp needle?
Speaker 4: Is that truth? Is? Is that what I was feeling?
Speaker 4: What was I touching? It's the strings of the IUD.
Speaker 4: This was sharp and light. It would be like the
Speaker 4: end of like a fishing line.
Speaker 2: Like pokey, Okay, that is exactly what it's like, like
Speaker 2: a fishing line.
Speaker 4: Couldn't that pop a condom? No?
Speaker 1: Huh, I don't like anything sharp and pokey.
Speaker 4: Pointing at me.
Speaker 2: I trimmed the strings inside the cervix, so you shouldn't
Speaker 2: be able to feel them if I put it in.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not.
Speaker 1: My days of IUDs are over. You need to give
Speaker 1: me the names of for the surgery, the little snip.
Speaker 4: I need to do the sectomy. Yeah, I have to
Speaker 4: do that immediately. Should have already done it. You know.
Speaker 1: We wanted to make sure the baby was like healthy,
Speaker 1: and I don't know it. If they make it eight months,
Speaker 1: I feel like, all right, this kid should live forever.
Speaker 1: That's my thinking. That's a good, good, lofty goal.
Speaker 4: Uh huh, Well, this is my goal. Keep them alive.
Speaker 3: I've got a scorting answer.
Speaker 4: What's your scorting answer?
Speaker 6: Says A squirting is the expulsion of urine during an orgasm.
Speaker 6: Female ejaculation is release of both urine and a substance
Speaker 6: from the skeens glands.
Speaker 1: Like uh huh, okay, so they are peing all over
Speaker 1: your play. Yeah, that's what I've learned. After you delivered
Speaker 1: my son, I gave you a gift to the.
Speaker 4: Toco Japanese Spa. You do okay? Yeah, you said thank you.
Speaker 1: I think when I give you fine, but you never
Speaker 1: talked about it ever after that.
Speaker 4: Now did you actually go? It was great? It was great?
Speaker 4: Did you went? Yes? Did you do the thing?
Speaker 1: Whereas for the two people with the sushi, you did it?
Speaker 2: Package Yes? I felt like you didn't do it. It
Speaker 2: was for my husband's birthday. We did it like after
Speaker 2: the pandemic had so you we didn't do it before.
Speaker 1: Used my gift as your birthday. It acted like it
Speaker 1: was yours.
Speaker 4: I did no. He knew, he knew, he knew it
Speaker 4: was it was a gift. Okay. But that brings me
Speaker 4: to uh.
Speaker 1: I give everybody that's a guest on my show a gift,
Speaker 1: but I don't buy them anything. I just take something
Speaker 1: from my house that I don't want my house anymore
Speaker 1: and just give it to him.
Speaker 4: It's very nice.
Speaker 1: Well, it can be nice, But do you remember what
Speaker 1: I asked for you to do on our second child. No,
Speaker 1: when when you were going to have the surgery, I said,
Speaker 1: what what did you need to fix?
Speaker 4: Oh the smirk.
Speaker 1: Smirk, Yeah, because because so we had that emergency C
Speaker 1: section the first time, and I felt like it was
Speaker 1: like a little bit of a smirk, like the scar
Speaker 1: was a little bit of a smirk. Again, she doesn't
Speaker 1: heal well because of the bleeding the sword, so it's
Speaker 1: going to be there forever. And there's no hair because
Speaker 1: the laser hair removal. Too much information, but anyway, so
Speaker 1: I'm just staring at the smirk. I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: could you fix that? I'm not positive you fixed it.
Speaker 1: And now it's more like a like a weird, crazy
Speaker 1: joker smile. So the bandages are over her scar. Her
Speaker 1: mother came out was with us, and when you removed
Speaker 1: the bandages from her scar, my wife's mother said, oh, wow,
Speaker 1: Stephanie's scar is a lot smaller. That's that's her her
Speaker 1: son's wife. That was the first thing that was said.
Speaker 1: That was the first thing that my wife heard as
Speaker 1: bandages were being removed. So I for my wife's first
Speaker 1: Mother's Day got her coffee monks. She loves coffee, Nice
Speaker 1: Heath ceramics coffee munks and had it put in on it.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Stephanie's scar is a lot smaller, and then
Speaker 1: mother's supporting Mother's written underneath it.
Speaker 4: And that was her Mother's Day gift. She thought it
Speaker 4: was funny, very appropriate. It was silly. It was a
Speaker 4: ha ha ha.
Speaker 1: Then my mother in law visits and she gets rid
Speaker 1: of defaces the mugs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I get upset.
Speaker 1: But she didn't know. But I had already taken a
Speaker 1: photo of it. So the next time she visited in
Speaker 1: our guest house, I had I had this name. I
Speaker 1: had this name blew up right, and this hung above
Speaker 1: our guest room. So every time she had a sleep,
Speaker 1: this was in And this has been there for four years.
Speaker 1: And I'm passing this on to you.
Speaker 4: So this is now yours. Oh grazy, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you have space for it, but
Speaker 4: I've got the perfect place for it. Uh huh. What's
Speaker 4: it like just always being on call?
Speaker 1: I've never been actually diagnosed with IBS, but I've shipped
Speaker 1: myself way more more than I ever want to admit.
Speaker 4: So I need a schedule. I need to know what
Speaker 4: my day is going to be.
Speaker 1: Like the stress that you must go through of knowing like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have to wake up and go to the hospital
Speaker 1: right now, that's absurd.
Speaker 4: It's a lot.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's one of the main reasons
Speaker 2: people stop doing OB at a certain point in their career.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 2: I mean the way I do it is how ninety
Speaker 2: percent of physicians across the country do it.
Speaker 1: Or even the world. What you just don't answer. You
Speaker 1: keep your phone on silent, no sleep.
Speaker 4: And well.
Speaker 2: No, I mean most places there's one doctor who's on
Speaker 2: call for the whole group, and that person does all
Speaker 2: the deliveries overnight or for a twenty four hour period
Speaker 2: so that everyone else can sleep and be in the
Speaker 2: office the next day and not look awful.
Speaker 1: But you are waking up occasionally in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night. Yeah, all the time, all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And you know, and how annoying for your husband, like
Speaker 1: like he didn't sign up for that. He's gotten used
Speaker 1: to it. He did not like it in the beginning, right,
Speaker 1: But it's kind of good. I mean, when he's there,
Speaker 1: it's helpful. He travels a lot.
Speaker 4: But when he's there. It's helpful because I I.
Speaker 2: From like ten thirty pm to one thirty am, I
Speaker 2: get a tornado could be going by, and I'm very
Speaker 2: difficult to wake up.
Speaker 1: What time you go to bed normally nine thirty. I'm
Speaker 1: right there with you. What time you wake up?
Speaker 4: I mean sometimes I'll wake up at four am and
Speaker 4: be going the whole day for hobbies. Do you exercise?
Speaker 2: I work out with a trainer two days, two to
Speaker 2: three days a week, Saturday.
Speaker 4: Sunday for sure, potentially Monday.
Speaker 2: You know, there's there's babies are born at like if
Speaker 2: they're born between like three am and four am, two
Speaker 2: thirty to four, it's that we call it the witching
Speaker 2: hour because then it's like four thirty approaching five, and
Speaker 2: it's like, well, now what do I do? I don't
Speaker 2: have to be in the office until nine, or I
Speaker 2: don't have to be into the operating room until seven fifteen,
Speaker 2: and so a lot of times you just push through,
Speaker 2: you start your workout, because if you go to bed
Speaker 2: at five and you wake up at six thirty, you're
Speaker 2: on Mars.
Speaker 1: No, you're wrong, it's off. I take I take sleep
Speaker 1: anywhere I can get it. Oh, no, just go back
Speaker 1: to any sleep is better than no sleep depends on
Speaker 1: where you are in the rim. And then if I
Speaker 1: wake up on Mars, I'd much rather just push through
Speaker 1: the whole morning. I'll ask you this because I was
Speaker 1: having a conversation, uh with a man who happened to
Speaker 1: be a gay man, and I brought up he's married.
Speaker 4: I brought up.
Speaker 1: Monogamy, and he laughed in my face, saying that's not
Speaker 1: a thing in gay relationships. And I said, that's insane.
Speaker 1: I go, I know tons of I said, I go,
Speaker 1: I know tons of gay men that are in monogamous marriages.
Speaker 1: And he says, no, you don't. And the reality was
Speaker 1: he was right, I don't. I just assume that I do.
Speaker 4: Are you in a monogamous relationship? I am. Have you
Speaker 4: always been? Yes?
Speaker 2: See, you know, I just don't want anything. I don't
Speaker 2: want any STDs. But it is a rarity, not to
Speaker 2: overgeneralize in a little bit, to be monogamous in a
Speaker 2: in a male relationship.
Speaker 1: You think it's that rare, you think you're that unique.
Speaker 1: I think it's common. I just think that guy hangs
Speaker 1: out with tons of wild sex freaks.
Speaker 4: It's possible.
Speaker 1: I don't want the stress of another relationship.
Speaker 4: That's my fear. I agree.
Speaker 1: The one or two upsides of a relationship is likeugh, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't have to stress about you know somebody else?
Speaker 2: Well, and I'm I'm too busy to have another relationship.
Speaker 2: You like to travel, love to travel. Where's your favorite
Speaker 2: place is? To go the Maldives? Oh god, it takes
Speaker 2: so long to get favorite. I've never been, But that's
Speaker 2: too long. That's a whole day of traveling. Well, no,
Speaker 2: I mean you go to you hop to like Tokyo,
Speaker 2: you stay one or two nights in Toko, then you
Speaker 2: hop to Singapore and Singapore Maldives.
Speaker 1: You fly first class the whole way on points. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't care how you get there. You
Speaker 1: don't have to act like you're an everyday man.
Speaker 4: You so we also do. I book all my travel
Speaker 4: three hundred and thirty days in advance.
Speaker 1: That's so funny because you know exactly when you're gonna
Speaker 1: be free, because you have to tell these women nine
Speaker 1: months in advance, I'm not gonna be here.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Isn't it weird that you affect people's sex life like
Speaker 1: people have sex around your schedule?
Speaker 4: It's a little weird people. I think people do. No, No,
Speaker 4: we definitely do.
Speaker 1: There's like, there's like no scenario where we're ever gonna
Speaker 1: have a baby in March?
Speaker 4: Is that when you leave it's a popular time to leave. Yep? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Where does a woman's pea come out right under the
Speaker 1: cleariss and right above the vaginal opening? It's always confused me,
Speaker 1: it's always confused me. Well, honestly, I hope I'm never
Speaker 1: in your office again. I am not offended, but I
Speaker 1: thank you very much for being on the show, Doctor Finky.
Speaker 4: Thank you for having me Pasha. But that was a
Speaker 4: great interview.
Speaker 1: Don't you think Carl want to thank doctor Finky for
Speaker 1: being on the show. He's an amazing person. And I
Speaker 1: hope hope will become best friends. And if you have
Speaker 1: a vagina and you're in the LA area, you should
Speaker 1: do yourself a favor and let that man see it. Carl,
Speaker 1: for the record, is a burn adoodle. He's a rescue.
Speaker 1: I rescued him from a very expensive breeder. And listen,
Speaker 1: some people are embarrassed when they have like a doodle.
Speaker 1: I love my burn adoodle. But don't worry anytime I
Speaker 1: spend that much money on a designer breed dog. You
Speaker 1: know what I do. I double the amount that I
Speaker 1: donate to best Friends. They're a great organization that deal
Speaker 1: with actual rescue dogs. I've got some stand up dates
Speaker 1: coming up in San Diego and Reno. Boys Wear Pink
Speaker 1: dot Com say clothing line I started for toddlers because
Speaker 1: I have a little boy and I like to dress
Speaker 1: him in pink and then have everybody go, oh, you
Speaker 1: have a beautiful girl, And I'm like, why because he
Speaker 1: has pink on I just start a real hostile conversation
Speaker 1: in front of my son. My son who is now
Speaker 1: four and less cute than he was at three. But
Speaker 1: when he was three, his voice was so cute, the
Speaker 1: way he would mispronounce words, and I said to myself,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna really miss this when he gets older. This
Speaker 1: just this sweetness the voice. And so every night I
Speaker 1: would ask him to tell me a bedtime story and
Speaker 1: I would record it. And I thought it'd be a
Speaker 1: cute thing to have this library of all these stories.
Speaker 1: So from time to time, I'm gonna let you hear
Speaker 1: one of my son's bedtime stories.
Speaker 4: I hope you like it.
Speaker 1: There's a good chance you won't because it's a child
Speaker 1: making up a story, and it's not your kid, so
Speaker 1: it's not interesting to you. But it's only a minute long.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll see you next week. Thanks for listening.
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Speaker 5: planet has had dime. So but their mommy got they
Speaker 5: were baby dying, so they had somebody had they had chicken,
Speaker 5: some planet they had bails. Some planet had rabbits, some
Speaker 5: pan had bunnies, some planet.
Speaker 1: Had well, there's one planet that just had rabbits and
Speaker 1: one planet had bunnies. What's the difference between the planet
Speaker 1: that had rabbits and the planet that had bunnies?
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, goodbye.