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Speaker 1: This right here, Shirley is uh, I wanna date your mama.

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Speaker 1: I want to date your mama. That's so, that's what

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Speaker 1: I want to do. I want to date your mama.

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Speaker 2: Wow, no the answer. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you got to call and let people know.

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Speaker 1: You don't speak to them directly, let people know, Hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: I want to date your mama. Now I'm a lad

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Speaker 1: and up to call you let you know I want

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Speaker 1: to date your mama. Let's go, cat dog.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Miss

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Speaker 2: Burns Jesus her Son. How you doing man?

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Speaker 3: My name is Gordon Gordon.

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Speaker 2: I just recently joined the church man within the last month,

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Speaker 2: and I was trying to get in touch with Mss Burns.

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Speaker 2: I wanted the members gave me a number, but I

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Speaker 2: guess they must have gave me the wrong number. I

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Speaker 2: guess it's is this a home number or.

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Speaker 3: What is this? Hold of hell? Who is this again?

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Speaker 2: My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at

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Speaker 2: the church. Yeah, uh is this your number? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Man, this is my phone number. I'm James. I'm a son.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother?

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Speaker 3: Right? All right?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get

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Speaker 2: in touch with Ms Barnes. Now is do you have

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Speaker 2: a cell or a home number? Something I can get

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Speaker 2: in touch with Ms Barnes.

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Speaker 3: Wait till I tell me your name is what Gordon? Gordon?

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Speaker 2: Gordon not just joined the church, man, so I might

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Speaker 2: not have met you yet.

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Speaker 1: James.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, God bless you man.

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Speaker 3: Thank you man.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate it. Anyway I could get your mom's home

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Speaker 2: number from me.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you just joined the church. I mean I

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Speaker 3: don't I don't see why you wouldn't be able to

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Speaker 3: talk to her. I mean, is there anything that is

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Speaker 3: there a message I could pass on to it?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's

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Speaker 2: all right for uh for me to take her out.

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Speaker 2: I've been seeing her for.

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Speaker 3: The last hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up,

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Speaker 3: holdo tell about that you You were just sending you

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Speaker 3: a new member to the church, and somebody gave you

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Speaker 3: or they were attempting to give you my mother's number,

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Speaker 3: and you're asking me if you could take her.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I

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Speaker 2: had her phone number. I guess they get even your number.

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Speaker 2: By mistake. You know, that's my reason for Carl. I

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Speaker 2: thought I was gonna get her. I want to take

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Speaker 2: her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'll be quite honest, man, I just came back

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Speaker 3: on from overseas, from fighting and everything.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 3: And uh, I mean, you know, my pops just passed

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Speaker 3: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,

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Speaker 3: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with somebody.

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Speaker 3: And besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she

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Speaker 3: in the sixties. Man, How old are you?

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Speaker 2: Man? I'm thirty six?

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Speaker 3: The hell out of here? You how old? Man?

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Speaker 2: I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four.

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Speaker 3: What is you doing? You do realize my mom is

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Speaker 3: pushing sixty? Right?

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Speaker 2: But you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,

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Speaker 2: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number.

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Speaker 2: But the number, man, it wasn't in your heart? Man,

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Speaker 2: And how you carry yourself? You know?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? But my mom hey, hey, but my MoMA ain't

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Speaker 3: no cougar like that. And I know she ain't coming

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Speaker 3: after you all right now. I remember telling me that

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Speaker 3: she tried some new things at this church, but going

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Speaker 3: out with some thirty thirty. How are you you do

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Speaker 3: a baby?

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Speaker 2: Man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six.

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Speaker 3: Dude. Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't

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Speaker 3: nowhere in the world my mama gonna be dating.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, dame, let me tell this man. First of

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Speaker 2: I ain't even know off calling you. Second of all,

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Speaker 2: I'm calling to speak with her. I'm not calling trying

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Speaker 2: to get permission from you.

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Speaker 3: Ms.

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Speaker 2: Burns is a grown woman desired.

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Speaker 3: Whoa whoa, whoa talking about that? I don't think you

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Speaker 3: heard me, man, I just came back from fighting over see.

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Speaker 3: My pops passed away not too long ago. I am

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Speaker 3: the man at the house. Let's get that straight right now,

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Speaker 3: all right, I don't care if I'm still living at

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Speaker 3: home or not. I'm the man of this house, all right.

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Speaker 3: You calling to ask my mama on a date? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you might as well just stick to church, dog, because

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Speaker 3: you know, as I said, be blessed, But it ain't

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Speaker 3: gonna be no blessing from me to you. I tell

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Speaker 3: you that right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.

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Speaker 2: You might know no blessed sec but I respect the

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Speaker 2: fact that you've been oversea, you've been fighting for this country. Okay,

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Speaker 2: But if I decide I want to speak to miss

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Speaker 2: Birds about going out, I say, Miss Burns has every

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Speaker 2: right to decide if she would like to go out

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Speaker 2: with Gordon's or not. And Gordon wants to take her out.

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Speaker 3: I took her up. Hold it up, Look, brother, I

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Speaker 3: don't care how old you say you are. All right,

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Speaker 3: Number one, you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right,

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Speaker 3: this ain't going down with you and my mom. I'm

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Speaker 3: straight up, hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: you bring up my mama. You letting the word your

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Speaker 3: all right. I don't know where you're from. I don't

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty thick.

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Speaker 3: I know what church my mama go to, and and

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Speaker 3: it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna

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Speaker 3: be asking her out, all right. I don't give what

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Speaker 3: it takes. I would show up on Sunday, catch up

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Speaker 3: in the back of the choir. It don't matter. Something

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Speaker 3: mama like that. You got that.

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Speaker 2: That's up for your mom to decide if your mama

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Speaker 2: want to go out with me to have dinner. I

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Speaker 2: ain't nothing wrong with this, man, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told

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Speaker 3: you before, be blessed or get your whop. You got

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Speaker 3: two choices. I didn't fight. Let's see three years to

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Speaker 3: come back and also deal with my daddy died and

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Speaker 3: then come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't

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Speaker 3: know what I'm gonna do unless you want to get

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Speaker 3: it like that, suffer from what a PSD post traumatic

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Speaker 3: stress syndrome, and I will release all that on you

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Speaker 3: got that one. I don't play it.

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Speaker 2: Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.

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Speaker 3: It don't matter to me. You can count you.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Look man, listen, I ain't trying to have no

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Speaker 2: trouble out you.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: All I'm finna say is this right here? I'ma I'll

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Speaker 2: talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna

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Speaker 2: talk them? Are you not hearing me? Man? Well?

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Speaker 3: I'm crazy right now? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Can I say this? Can I say one more thing

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Speaker 2: for you, man, before you explode.

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Speaker 3: You ain't got nothing else to say.

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Speaker 2: I got one more thing before you explode. Man, is

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Speaker 2: you listening?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Man, James, what hey?

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Speaker 2: Man? I want to tell you this. Man. This is

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Speaker 2: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your mama,

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Speaker 2: I got me the brank phone call.

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Speaker 3: You ghet them out of here.

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Speaker 2: This is who Hey man, This is nephew Tommy from

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Speaker 2: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your mama told me.

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Speaker 2: She said, my son been overseas, he's been fighting. I'm

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Speaker 2: glad to have him home. She said. We got to

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Speaker 2: get that back in the spirit of laughing.

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Speaker 3: Man, my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man?

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Speaker 3: We got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.

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Speaker 2: First of all, I got to say thank you for

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Speaker 2: fighting for this country. I want to ask you one

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Speaker 2: more thing. What is the baddest and I mean the

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Speaker 2: baddest radio show in the lane?

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Speaker 3: Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey More Than Show Get

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Speaker 3: It Over season in the States.

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Speaker 2: Thanks man, And there you have it, folks. People's mothers alone.

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Speaker 3: Man, Can you just leave people mamalone? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I know, man.

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Speaker 3: Right around the corner from mother to day.

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Speaker 2: That's what Yeah, yeah, that's what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: You think I ain't gonna prank nobody mama for mother?

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Speaker 1: You think that?

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Speaker 2: Have I met you?

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Speaker 1: I went back in the layb. I got stuff working, y'all. Y'all,

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Speaker 1: y'all whole tight. Oh, surprised y'all with some.

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Speaker 2: Mo No, don't do it.

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Speaker 1: Big up the Jazmine Jasmine Crocket who actually really was

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Speaker 1: he took the prank very well, she really did. Congressman. Yeah, Jasmine,

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Speaker 1: but it's still Jasmine Crockey. I ain't saying nothing wrong

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Speaker 1: with that's I know how on the first name basic

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Speaker 1: me and John.

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Speaker 2: That's what you're getting. Yeah you're name dropping. Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I got a shirt. I got the blonde beach body

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Speaker 1: shirt and everything.

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Speaker 2: You don't understand it was a problem. The question is

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Speaker 2: does she remember you?

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Speaker 1: That is the question when she sees hey, I'm just saying, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's gonna remember you. You think, yes, you remember me

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Speaker 1: because I also went and was part of her fundraising. Yes,

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Speaker 1: oh you remember me. You got to check participation. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know why.

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Speaker 3: I know why she will remember you, though?

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Speaker 2: Why because they was eye eye.

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Speaker 1: You never forget a face when it's right in your face.

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Speaker 2: Tall, she must have one.

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Speaker 1: She's a woman soul.

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Speaker 2: Did you have on heels? Junia?

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Speaker 1: Junia went to Benjamin Crumb's house. Man Nice thought about

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Speaker 1: you the whole time.

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Speaker 2: He was talking.

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Speaker 1: Everytown he talk think about Julia. She sounds just like Julie.

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Speaker 2: You're listening Hardy Morning Show