1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 1: You don't know me confession I can't take back earl arms. 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 2: Mouse Speak text into seventy five nine two says, somehow 3 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 2: I've lucked out and have an eight year old who 4 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 2: thinks secretly reading under the cover's past your bedtime is 5 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 2: an act of rebellion. Yeah, that's right, and it hasn't 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 2: occurred to her that her flashlights and never seemed to 7 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 2: run out of batteries. Look out, one day, you're going 8 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 2: to come home early and catch them doing their math home. 9 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 3: Ahead. 10 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 1: You've created a monster. 11 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,840 Speaker 4: Oh reverse psychology. 12 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,559 Speaker 2: Yeah, and that really wasn't a confession from a listener 13 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 2: as much as it was a brag. 14 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 1: But either way, if you. 15 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,919 Speaker 2: Just want to get something off your chest, you can 16 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 2: do it here on the mass speaker. And we actually 17 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 2: have two people who both want to come clean today. 18 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 2: We're gonna start with a lady who wants to go 19 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,319 Speaker 2: by the name Dilly. 20 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 1: Sorry, let's meet her. What's up, Dilly. 21 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 4: I appreciate someone that takes a creative fake name. Yeah, 22 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 4: I mean, we've had way too many like Lauras. 23 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 2: That's exactly the name that I thought of too randomly. 24 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 2: We must have had so many Lauras on this side. 25 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 2: All right, Dylan, whenever you're ready, we want to hear 26 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 2: your confession. 27 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 5: Go ahead, alrighty. So I was in a parking garage 28 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 5: and I was walking back to my car and someone 29 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,320 Speaker 5: else's keys on the ground. 30 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 1: Oh sus, wasn't a nice car? 31 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 5: You do you think this conversation is going one way? 32 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 5: But I bet you you have no idea where it's going. 33 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:38,199 Speaker 1: Okay. 34 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,400 Speaker 5: Initially, I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to pick up 35 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 5: these keys and return them, you know, to the little 36 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 5: office as lost or something like that. And then I 37 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 5: happened to notice that on this key chain there was 38 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 5: one of those like little cards, like a grocery store 39 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 5: club card. Oh yeah, yeah, And I realized I have 40 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 5: the same club card. 41 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 4: Oh my god, someone who lives near you shops at 42 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 4: the same Store's kiss, It's meant to be right. 43 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 5: So I had this genius Scott because I knew I 44 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 5: had a fair one. So I was like, let me 45 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 5: put my fair one on their keyring and they will 46 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 5: never know. And that way every time, but they go, 47 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:28,519 Speaker 5: my god, I'm the one that's getting all their poem. 48 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 6: Is awesome because a lot of times I will be 49 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 6: connected the gas station they're getting you better gas. 50 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,680 Speaker 4: You're the club card bandit. 51 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:38,119 Speaker 1: That's so smart. 52 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 5: I've been racking at the point on gas groceries. 53 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:48,520 Speaker 6: Oh my god, that is genius and kind of harm 54 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 6: Well not well, yeah, it's not like you're taking money 55 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 6: away from them. I guess this person goes to get 56 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 6: gas and they're like, wait, are you kidding me? 57 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,399 Speaker 1: I spend one hundred bucks this week. 58 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 4: I still don't get at the discount. 59 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: You don't feel guilty at all about that dilling? 60 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 5: Well, I pay it forward. So, oh you do. Every 61 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 5: time you go to the grocery store, it says, do 62 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 5: you want to donate a dollar to the child? 63 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 1: You? 64 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, so I donate that dollar. Every single thing balance 65 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:20,959 Speaker 5: out that does. 66 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 4: It does make an impact, you know, and I bet 67 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 4: those greedy people would have never done that. 68 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 2: You stole the Wow, it's nice hearing a confession from 69 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:33,240 Speaker 2: a good hearted person. Let's go to our next guest. 70 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 2: We have Tommy. Tommy, welcome to the show. 71 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 3: Hey, how's it going dark? 72 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 4: Tommy? 73 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 3: How you feeling feeling pretty good? All right? 74 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 6: We just had more of. 75 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 4: A wholesome yea, she felt naughty. She felt very naughty. 76 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 2: It's the only time like someone stole something, but in 77 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 2: a wholesome way. 78 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 1: We want to hear your confession. Tommy, the voice changer 79 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: is on. 80 00:03:55,880 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 3: Go ahead. Okay, So I've been married for fun years now. 81 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 4: I've learned not to say congratulations after that. That's been 82 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 4: me a couple of days. 83 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 1: You're still married. 84 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, we've we've got a really great relationship. 85 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 4: Great congratulations. 86 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: Then yeah, he's like, cheat on her. That's great. 87 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 4: Is this a secret that you keep from your wife 88 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 4: or partner? 89 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 3: Then yeah, So my confession is that so when we 90 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 3: first I did not I took her last name. 91 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: Oh cool, Oh that's a little unconventional. 92 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's unconventional. She thinks it's because I'm super 93 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 3: progressive and you know, unconventional, like you said, you know, like, 94 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 3: are you not. 95 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 1: Like I'm super conservative? I wish we could go back 96 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,359 Speaker 1: seventy years. 97 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 4: It's just that I hate my family. 98 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 3: I mean, it's not exactly that. The real reason that 99 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:04,599 Speaker 3: I took her name is because I actually actually oh 100 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 3: with some pretty nasty, bad people a lot of money. 101 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 4: Know what you're like on the run from people. 102 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 3: So like in the past, I did some shady deals 103 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,480 Speaker 3: with some dangerous people that I shouldn't have. 104 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,919 Speaker 4: And oh my god, you were rated number one with 105 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 4: dangerous people, so you better watch out. 106 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 3: So I yeah, I've been kind of like under the 107 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:33,840 Speaker 3: radar and on the run from them, and I know, 108 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 3: I know that they're looking for me. 109 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 1: And do you have to tell her you're putting her 110 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:39,279 Speaker 1: at risk? 111 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 3: Well I got her out of the state. I told 112 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:44,559 Speaker 3: her it was because I got a different job. 113 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 1: Oh wow, what the truth is. 114 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 3: That I really needed to get us to a safer location. 115 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,600 Speaker 1: No, dude, this is a lot. 116 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,479 Speaker 4: Is there any Is there any truthful things that you 117 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 4: ever tell your wife? 118 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:05,159 Speaker 3: Everything else is completely truthful. This is a card to 119 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 3: hold on to a seeker like this, But this is 120 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 3: this is life for me. Now. 121 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:13,040 Speaker 6: I assume that if you had the money, you can't 122 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 6: contact him because you've been on the run for so long, 123 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 6: you're still going to want to hurt you or be 124 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 6: like yo interest. 125 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 4: Wait, you can't repay debts. You can't just be like, 126 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 4: hey I finally got there. 127 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,480 Speaker 1: Now you're paying that. What about just hugging it out? 128 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 4: I mean most criminals didn't get enough hugs as children. 129 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,480 Speaker 1: Yes, that's why that happens. That's more valuable though. 130 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that's an option. 131 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 4: Okay, well, we should do a wellness check on you 132 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 4: in a couple of months. But I don't know your information. 133 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:50,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want your information, bro, Yeah, your phone 134 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:51,680 Speaker 2: number from our system. 135 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,600 Speaker 1: It's not personal, that's the thing. 136 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 3: Good luck, bro. 137 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for telling us your confession and text into 138 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:00,120 Speaker 2: seventy five nine too. If you have a confession and 139 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 2: you've been holding on to we can hide your identity. 140 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:03,880 Speaker 3: And we promised to do that. 141 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: We need to in this case. 142 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:06,480 Speaker 6: We don't want to be involved. 143 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 2: Mask your voice and make you the next mass speaker. 144 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 2: Phone taps coming up 145 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 3: Next, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.