WEBVTT - Drew’s twin sister makes him cry 0:00:18.160 --> 0:00:19.120 I got it this time. 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:24.040 Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom Today. I am 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:26.520 by the two scariest people ever who came out of 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:30.040 the same vagina vagina. 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:33.479 Are you gonna do an introduction or like. 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:36.640 What introduce yourself? Who are you? Who are. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:40.160 I'm Drew sister, twin sister. 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:40.880 What's your name? 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:41.800 Madeline? 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:46.080 Okay, y'all are like you just met? 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:48.560 Like I don't even know who this woman is, Like. 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:49.720 We just found her. 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:52.080 She was a doppelginger who a fan took a picture 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:53.840 of and we were like, we need her all you just. 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:55.200 Picked her up from skid row. 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:59.080 By the way, I laugh a lot, so I just 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:00.400 know I'm gonna laugh at done. 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:02.279 Yes, that's like really fucked up. 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:04.880 Actually, we don't like that over here, Like we just. 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:06.080 Don't laugh, Just don't laugh. 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:08.080 Not trying not to laugh. 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:12.600 Challenge those have never been good. Like in the history 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:15.600 of trying not to laugh challenge compilations on YouTube. 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:18.000 They have never been I've never once laughed at it. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:21.920 Try not to laugh compilation unless I'm in it. Unless 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:22.479 I'm in it. 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:26.600 This coversation is giving like would you wear like like 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:28.400 dead person? 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:33.959 What does he say? Oh? Hell no, hell there are. 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:35.640 These two guys who are like, I don't even know 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:37.160 if they actually had a podcast. 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:40.240 They did, but we couldn't find full episodes of this. 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:42.880 It was like snippets on TikTok and like they would 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:45.040 sit across the table from each other and the questions 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:47.400 they were asking each other were so bad, like they 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:49.320 weren't good and it was like, would you ever wear 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:52.880 like like Vintitch clothes And the other guy was like, 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.639 like close a dead person wore and he was like, oh, 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:56.640 hell no. 0:01:56.840 --> 0:02:01.880 And that was the entire clip controlling they were being serious, 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:04.400 and it's literally one of my favorite tiktoks ever because 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:07.280 the dude, the way he says, oh hell no, it 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:11.080 is so fucking fun, Like it's so monotone. Yeah, but 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:16.120 welcome back to emergency and or calm. This is my 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:21.040 lovely twin sister Madam thought we thought we might bring 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:24.000 her on and just share a couple of funny stories 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:26.880 about me and uh, see where it goes. See where 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:28.400 this episode takes us. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.560 How are you enjoying LA this time? It's not your 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:32.200 first time here. 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:34.840 No, we had fun. It was with our daughter for 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:38.400 the first time. We have a almost seven months. 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:42.640 Old My twin sister is literally pregnant and I'm mother. Yeah, 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.760 I'm here wearing a fucking Supreme Box logo shirt like something. 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:49.600 By the way, you said that, I was, Oh. 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:50.840 Sorry, I wasn't I supposed to say that. Was not 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:55.280 supposed to say that. Wait, they have should we callk that? 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:56.520 No one knows yet. 0:02:56.800 --> 0:03:00.520 No one knows it's triplets, they're getting a tlcybe. 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:02.880 You know something that I don't know know because I 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:05.040 predicted your pregnancy, I knew. 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:07.480 It was first to know. Yeah, I was pregnant. 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:10.880 I literally knew, Like I was like calling everybody, was like, 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:13.240 something is seriously off in the world right now. There 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:17.160 is a weird ass energy going on. And I called everyone, 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:19.040 even called Stephen, and I was like, it's not I'm 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:22.120 fucking pregnant, and Stephen probably was like bone white, like no. 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:25.800 We were both like yeah, we were just ya. 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.880 Were y'all not saying anything because you wanted to do 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.440 like a like a thing where you tell everybody. 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:34.160 We were waiting to make sure that everything was good 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:36.960 with the pregnancy first, because you you normally wait like 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:38.480 twelve weeks before you announce. 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:43.720 But oh what way? We both got a clap. We 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:46.840 both got We both got you. 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:48.600 Has an ongoing joke that I like to get in 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:50.840 the clap before him and I like LOWKI do like 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:52.360 I like to get the clop in and I like 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:53.720 to be like, welcome back to this something. 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:55.720 It's crazy. Why didn't I get to do the class 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:59.560 clap clap for the heavyweight champ? Me couldn't do it 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:00.280 all alone. 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:05.280 It's twelve weeks, three months or my tripping. Damn, that's 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:06.840 a long time to not say anything. 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:09.520 You don't typically find out till you're about like five 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:12.600 six weeks, so it's not really that long. But yeah, 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:15.840 we wanted to wait till actually our eight week appointment 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:18.680 to start telling family and friends. But we told you 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:21.839 before we even went to the doctor, right. 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:22.520 Yeah, because I'm real. 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:25.480 You were in town and we didn't want to tell you. 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:26.440 Not in town. 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.400 Yeah, you wanted to tell me and you were. 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:30.120 About to leave, and so we were like, shoot, we 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:30.839 got to do it now. 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:32.880 Yeah. I had just gotten back from a road trip 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:34.719 from Austin, and on the way to Austin, I was like, 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:38.919 holy shit, she's pregnant because you were demonic in Missouri. 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:41.560 It was crazy. It was scary, Boots. I was literally 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:45.000 afraid of her, like everyone was scared, like and then 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:47.960 like you when I got to Texas, like you were 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:50.000 kind of scary still, and I was like, okay, like 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:53.239 there's some hormones or some shit going on in there. 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:58.039 He's normally the dramatic one. Oh I'm not normally dramatic. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:02.200 But me what this is crazy? 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.799 You literally replied like that got oh hell. 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:07.839 Are dramatic. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:08.719 I'm literally not. 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:12.159 Youll psycho, So for the for the roles to be 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:15.240 switched with scaring, yeah, yeah, because. 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:16.039 Normally he's there. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.480 But I also do I can just sense the energy 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:20.440 of people shifting, like I'm always like there was an 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:23.279 energy behind that carment. There was something there, Like I 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:26.440 can tell when someone is being like slick with me 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:29.040 or if they're if they mean it for real, Like 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:30.760 I can just tell these things, and I could tell 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.800 something was I'm just like a very intuitive person, like 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:36.160 I just know I see a lot of things a 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:39.200 lot of people don't see, like people and voices in 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:41.320 my room and stuff. So it's like, really, it's actually 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.880 really fascinating. Oh you're a medium, Yeah. 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:47.400 You should have that arc, like like you getting people 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:49.120 to pay you to talk to spirits. 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:52.280 I probably like actually could contact it because I literally 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:56.160 would go on live stream for like three months straight 0:05:56.320 --> 0:06:00.360 just doing Ouiji board shit, like there's something seriously on there. 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:01.000 I'm haunted. 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:04.520 Wait at the beginning of like because both of y'all started, 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.120 you now, like that's where you. 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:08.560 Started, right or you started on gift Boom. 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:12.160 There was an app before Instagram was even big called 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:15.960 gift Boom and it was like hill Yeah. Yeah. It 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:18.400 was basically just like gifts and you would go on 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:20.760 the what was it popular page? 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:21.160 Was it? 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:23.320 I'm pretty sure it's called popular page. But you would 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:26.240 literally just make gifts like there was no sound or anything, 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:27.360 and you would like make me. 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:30.720 You can vaguely remember making like a gift or two, 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:32.159 because like, did it ever get to a point where 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:33.000 you could upload. 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:35.760 A video and it would make a gift of it? Yes, Okay, 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:36.720 I think like I was. 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:39.200 I definitely use it like for things like that, but 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:41.839 I never I never knew gift Boom was like people 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:43.719 were using it the way y'all. 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:47.039 I had my first like fan account like on there, 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:50.239 Like it was crazy. It was so jealous too, Yeah, Drew, 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:51.839 I would shout Drew out. 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:55.080 Yeah, it was crazy. I was jealous as because I 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:58.080 was like, damn, like I want this like badly. I mean, 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:01.039 she is like the reason like I ever got into 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:03.120 any other shit because you were doing all those YouTube 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:07.840 videos like putting me dude. There are so many fucking nasty, gross, 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:11.040 cringey videos of me, Like one that I vividly remember 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:15.440 is like me putting like a hot dog on a screwdriver. 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:18.240 It was like a paper plate and a hot dog 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:20.040 or I didn't know what we were doing, but we 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:22.600 filmed YouTube videos when we were like eleven. 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:26.800 Yeah, it was crazy and it was like og og YouTube, 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:29.520 and like it was like the part of YouTube where 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:32.640 like it was just your homies. Like how like normcore 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:35.120 people use Instagram now, like they just post to their 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:38.320 friends or post to their Twitter, just like to their homies. 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.400 Like that's how YouTube was, where it was like a 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:43.600 group of like eight of your friends all posting YouTube 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:45.840 videos back and forth to each other. And I remember 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.440 you doing it. And then my buddy Hunter and his 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:51.240 brother would make YouTube videos on their MacBook with like 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:54.600 the MacBook effects, and I remember being like, holy shit, 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:57.160 like this is so sick, Like I didn't know you 0:07:57.160 --> 0:08:00.240 could do this shit. And then yeah, then we just 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:04.360 like you kept doing YouTube and then you did gift Boom. 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:07.320 And then went to Instagrams because we knew a girl 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:10.240 in our town that had like three hundred thousand, which 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:13.160 was equivalent to probably like I would say five million. 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:15.280 Yeah that's probably say. 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:17.080 That's like she was the most famous person. 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.120 Oh she was, and she was from our town. I 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:21.040 remember like fangirling over her or whatever. 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.560 She was the o g mean girl like though that 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:24.560 she was the one with. 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:28.000 The boobs in the shirt, the like hey girls, keep 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:29.760 your what is it? 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:32.120 It's something like hey girls, you should know keep your 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:33.240 boobs in your shirt or something. 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:34.680 Yeah, something along the line. 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:35.040 It was. 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:37.520 But I feel like that was like the first like 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:40.320 viral thing that like everybody knew about it. She went 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:41.439 on Doctor Phil. 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:44.240 Like yeah, she was like she was the girl. And 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:47.760 I remember you were like like friends with her because 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:50.120 like you have icebook or something, yeah, and you had 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:52.120 like forty thousand followers, and we would go to like 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:54.760 football games, like when we were in like sixth grade, 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:57.080 and you and her would like key. It was like 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:00.640 really it was before what was her name to my 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:03.000 Tomao Tomyo, Sabrina Tomyo. 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.959 It was before that, like followers were even cool, like. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.320 Yeah it was back when it was still like okay, 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:12.440 they're probably all like freaks who want to kidnap you 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:14.360 and kill you anyways, Like. 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:17.800 How a normal girl takes a cute picture? How I 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:18.880 take a cute picture? 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:22.120 I have got all the media day. 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:25.040 You know what's crazy is I wrote down like in 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:26.080 my notes last night. 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:28.920 Yes, yes here it is sorry sorry to cut you off. Girls. 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:32.600 You should know that themire boot or your bubes go 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:34.040 inside your shirt like. 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:38.640 That is I just say this realm of like. 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:47.240 Baby or baby we just woke it up. 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:51.600 Also, if you if you need to go like tender Stephen, yes, 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:58.200 Stevens like actually an know my mom is in there. No, 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:00.800 but Stephen, it's we talk about all the time. How 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:04.480 like it's crazy that Steven is an actual good husband, 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:06.640 Like it's not just what is a kinship or whatever? 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.960 You're not like kin keeping like just literally keeping like 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:11.560 the whole thing alive by yourself. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:13.600 Also, I said to Ryan last night. 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.400 I genuinely think there needs to be a study done 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:20.760 about even infants and their irritability, because I feel like 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:24.600 you and Steven are such chill, calm parents that that's 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:26.760 why she's such a fucking happy baby because so. 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:31.400 Far she has had no examples of like a tumultuous 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:34.680 attitude yet, so she's just gonna be a calmer baby 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:36.680 and more easily swayed into being happy. 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.800 I feel like can't learn that type of behavior. 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:42.000 I don't know, yeah, like she doesn't see y'all yelling 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:45.200 and raising your voice and like continuing that out for 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:49.560 long periods or like ever. So I feel like babies 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.960 are just smart enough animals to be like, okay, wait, 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:55.600 like if they're laughing and playing, I'm just gonna laugh 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:58.320 and play because I feel like a lot of parents I'm. 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:01.520 Hearing thinking about her, I'm I literally love that child 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:03.680 like it's my own. It's fuck because it's like I 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.480 think it's like part of my DNA like or some 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:09.439 shit like we share DNA or something like. It freaks 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:11.080 me out when I look at her. I'm like, oh, 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:14.880 that's like my child. Like it's really really bizarre, y'all. 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:17.640 I wish I could explain it, but yeah, no, Madeline 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:21.840 and Steven are like great fucking parents like it. I mean, 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:24.000 it's not shocking to me. But like when y'all were 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:25.920 having a child. I was like, damn, they're like young. 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:28.760 But like you even said, growing up, you were always like, 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:30.880 I'm like meant to be a mother, like people know, 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:32.960 like Madeline knew she was meant to be a mother, 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:35.840 Like she was always so good with like the neighborhood 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:39.600 kids or like our parents' friends' children, like you were 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:41.679 always taking care of babies, and also you were just 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:45.880 like raised around children, like I don't know, it's crazy 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:50.120 seeing you like be mother, like you're literally mother, And 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:52.520 it's fucking crazy that there's a child in our frat 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:53.640 house like this, I know. 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.920 A child in this apartment literally freaks me out, like 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:58.200 what is it doing here? 0:11:58.520 --> 0:11:59.640 We literally last night. 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:04.240 Were waltching Fortnite, like we're watching y'all's like neighbor. 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:11.240 He's so good at that game. It's actually Jarry like 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:13.080 people were that good at that game. But we stayed 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:13.960 up watching it. 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:16.800 And then Luna woke up to be fed, and we 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:20.040 were sitting there while you fed Luna, she's watching and 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:22.440 she's just watching, and I was like, dude, this is crazy. 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:25.160 This is literally a baby watching Fortnite. 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:28.240 When Madlin and Stephen aren't looking well. One I'll give 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:29.960 her like a cigarette and a beer because she just 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:36.040 like she's had a long yeah, and then I'll give 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:39.560 her a Macrodos screen time for her, so like put 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:43.000 on like super cuts of like TikTok compilations sped up 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:46.520 three hundred times speed. So she's like watching like five 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:49.000 hours worth of TikTok in like three seconds, just so 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:50.920 like she understands the culture. 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:53.120 But we bounced it out and we hand her like, uh, 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:58.679 Sylvia plais the yell jar, She's already reading the bell. 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:00.840 Jar, I believe it or not. But I do look 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:02.520 at her and I'm like, oh, she's a genius baby. 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:05.240 Like but every parent, I mean, look I'm saying like 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:05.640 I'm a. 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:09.800 Parent, Like every parent is so gorgeous. 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:13.520 But it's it's crazy, like I look at her and 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:14.760 I'm like, oh my god, she's mine. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:18.360 Do you feel like an intense change in your character 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:21.400 or do you feel like there's just like an addition 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:22.240 to your life. 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:24.840 I think it's just yeah, more in an addition. I 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:28.160 feel like it's made mine and Steven's connection way more 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:31.800 like really strong. Yeah, it's weird, like we are on 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:35.080 a yeah, we're on a full different wavelength now, like 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:37.480 and I know that's not the situation for a lot 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:38.840 of parents. 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:45.760 Same, but. 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:52.440 It's true, like it's not the norm for some people, 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:55.760 but for us, like it really is crazy, Like I 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.120 don't know, I think we're just such a good. 0:13:57.120 --> 0:14:01.600 Why are you bragging? Just sitting there bragging? 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.680 Like how I would say? It's kind of like changed 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:07.400 is I feel like our relationship has gotten better for sure, 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:09.720 But like I said, that is not the normal. Kids 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:11.200 do not always fix everything. 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:18.280 People need to hear that. You you know we should 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.640 do is have a kid. That'd be so fun. 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:26.160 Don't do that? But right, No. 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:29.840 That's so insane though, Like I could see a child 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:31.880 breaking me, breaking my spirits for. 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:35.640 Say that. 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:37.800 But I love babies, Like every time I'm on a baby, 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:39.120 I'm like, I can't believe. 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:41.880 That this is so good with Leuna. But also Luna's 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:45.440 just such a good baby baby, Yeah she is. I 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:47.360 feel like that's another part of it too, Like I 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:49.880 feel like if she was constantly crying and stuff, and 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:52.120 that would definitely like put ash on. 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:57.000 What my grandma one time was like, yeah, you just 0:14:57.160 --> 0:14:59.440 need to have another baby to experience. 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:02.520 Like having a having a like a not a Kids 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.200 are not bad. Babies are not bad, but having like 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:07.840 a bad baby. 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:14.200 Yeah, I know what I mean because literally I don't know. 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:15.240 Mom said that I. 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:16.160 Wasn't but. 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:22.200 I apparently was like the most silent baby. 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:25.440 Like my parents were a little freaked out by me 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:28.480 because my brother was a normal ass baby, scream cry, 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:32.720 kicked whatever, was actually a fucking demon, like from the 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.280 moment he was born, did not want to be cleaned 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:39.960 and was always a fucking nightmare to clean. But I 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:44.000 was just mad silent, like didn't cry, didn't make a 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.120 lot of noise like they would sometimes. 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:45.960 Be like. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:54.760 Literally immediately after like by the time I was like cognitive, 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:56.800 I was a fucking cry baby freak bitch. 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:59.280 Like my friends would like my family would make fun 0:15:59.280 --> 0:15:59.440 of me. 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:02.400 My nickname was boogers and cookie because when I would cry, 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:04.960 I always have gotten a lot of snots, So I'd 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:08.280 be like boogers, boogers, and I would scream boogers, and 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:12.120 then I would scream for cookies. So like if somebody 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:16.160 mentioned a cookie to me, I'd be like. 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:18.200 Like, literally, nothing has changed, Like actually maybe nothing has. 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:19.840 Nothing has changed, but it's just my coffee. 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:22.120 Yeah, Like we'll cry and have boogers and have like 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:23.480 cookie crumbs in her book. 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:24.520 It's actually really gross. 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:28.320 I get so much, not like that's a That's what 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:29.960 she was saying though, is that she's kind of like 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:33.160 curious to see how Luna turns out, because Luna is 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:35.680 like kind of quiet, and then yes, like I was quiet, 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:37.600 it's like complete opposite. 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:40.040 I feel like that's how it always happens. Like I mean, 0:16:40.080 --> 0:16:43.400 like boys are awful when they're like one to five, 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:46.040 and then five and on, they like become chill. Like 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:48.920 Luna is going to be great till five and then 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:50.960 she's gonna become a demon, and then you're gonna have 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:53.200 a teenager girl, which is going to be interesting. 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:58.760 And I love the idea of her being a teenage literally, so. 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:00.400 She's literally gonna run away from me and be like 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:02.280 I need to go to like Uncle Dufus's house in 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:03.720 Los Angeles. 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:04.800 She's gonna fly here. 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:08.960 Dude, we're going to be so old. We're literally gonna 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:10.120 be like forty by the time. 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:13.399 She's y'all, yeah, y'all not me. 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:16.919 Oh well, you're only seventeen, sixteen, six Well you turned 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:19.280 seventeen this year, so you have to it has to move. 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:23.320 I'm sixteen for I'm forever sixteen. Well it's funny because 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:25.399 me and Maddeline are twins. We were born at the 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:28.600 same time. But I'm actually seventeen and you're what twenty five, 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:31.920 twenty four, twenty five, twenty five. Yeah, so it's it's 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:34.440 really interesting. I don't even know her age anymore, Like, yeah, 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:36.520 really crazy because you're only sixteen. 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:37.520 You don't have to worry about that. 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:40.280 Yeah, you don't have to think about having kids yet. Yeah, 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:42.200 you have to worry about not having kids. 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:44.680 And I'm like a really successful seventeen year old, Like 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:45.399 I paid. 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:46.920 That you're sixteen. 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:50.000 I pay the bills. 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:55.000 Literally, Charlie Demillio be like, yeah, seventeen year old. But 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:57.520 I was gonna to say something, and I fully just. 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:59.560 Forgot wait wait wait being a teenager. 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:02.280 No, it was like a question to you, but I 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:04.840 literally just forgot. So I guess whatever what I think. 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:07.679 And Okay, should we move on from talking about Luna 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:09.359 and you being a mother and like talk about me 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:10.760 and the funny stories. 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:13.480 You have about me, like or we can talk about 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:15.040 like Madeline as a person and not as a mother 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:17.119 and like detached it to like I don't know, no, 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:19.199 do you believe in that because I feel like there 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:21.040 are a lot of people I kind of asked you 0:18:21.080 --> 0:18:24.200 this other day because it's really easy. I feel like 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:26.840 when women have children for that to become their full 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:30.240 identity and people to only really care about that and 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:32.480 just suddenly forget that this is a person who still 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:34.879 is like managing their own life and like feelings. 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:38.280 Have you felt that that was an issue so far? 0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:40.080 Is it something that doesn't bother you? 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:43.120 Like, well, I think again going to Stephen being such 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:45.920 like a good partner that he allows me to have 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:50.400 like an hour or two to myself. Yeah, some mom, yeah, 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:52.600 oh yeah, only. 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:55.760 One hour and you have to do something like clean 0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:59.560 the house first before she's making sandwiches in that hour. 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:00.560 Duh. 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:01.160 Yeah. 0:19:01.640 --> 0:19:04.520 Some women don't have that option, and it makes me 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:07.040 sad for them because I do see how it could 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:11.360 turn out like that. But I'm in such a special 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:14.760 circumstance that I would say that I haven't really experienced that, 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:18.159 but I can so see how it could be like that, 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:21.560 because there has been there has been moments where I 0:19:21.600 --> 0:19:24.600 do kind of like I start thinking like, oh my gosh, 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:26.679 like what did we do? What did we do? Like 0:19:26.760 --> 0:19:28.560 I would just want to go play Pokemon and not 0:19:28.680 --> 0:19:33.200 have to worry about her nap time or whatever. But yeah, 0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:37.320 it's just I don't know. I'm lucky, but I again, 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:40.760 I do see how it could yeah become an issue. 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:43.560 Sorry, I'm being quiet. I literally just looked at mother 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:46.240 Madeline and started tearing up. It's so weird, Like I 0:19:46.240 --> 0:19:47.680 can't even look at her right now. 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:48.400 Yah. Oh. 0:19:48.440 --> 0:19:49.879 The thing I was gonna say is, oh my. 0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:51.720 God, you're actually. 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:54.719 Speak your truth. 0:19:54.920 --> 0:20:01.119 Oh you're gonna make me cry. 0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:03.280 I'm like literally crying. 0:20:06.840 --> 0:20:09.920 Maybe men don't have to take psychedelics. Their twin sister 0:20:10.040 --> 0:20:10.800 just has to give birth. 0:20:11.040 --> 0:20:11.640 I learned. 0:20:13.119 --> 0:20:15.800 They should both. No, I don't know, it's just crazy. 0:20:16.080 --> 0:20:21.520 Yeah, I'm over here cleaning bottles every morning, so weird. 0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:25.399 I'm making milk two guys. You don't want me making milk. 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:26.719 She makes milk for me. 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:29.360 Yeah, I have to make it for Drew from my sixteen. 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:31.000 Big bottle breast in the morning. 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:31.320 Like. 0:20:32.040 --> 0:20:33.520 Oh, But the thing I was gonna say is, I 0:20:33.560 --> 0:20:36.439 remember when I found out you guys are pregnant. Also, 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:39.040 I thought about the fact, when did y'all When was 0:20:39.119 --> 0:20:40.000 y'all's wedding. 0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:47.480 October or no October? Who September. That's when we got 0:20:47.480 --> 0:20:50.520 our house September of twenty twenty. 0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:53.439 Because in my head, I was like, why didn't I 0:20:53.480 --> 0:20:54.520 go to that fucking wedding? 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:58.240 But then it was during like like twenty twenty, So yeah, 0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:00.000 because I thought about the other day, I was like 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:02.320 talking to my friend Sabrina, and I was like, it's 0:21:02.320 --> 0:21:04.359 so weird because they're fully married and I didn't go 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:05.360 to the wedding and then you. 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:07.520 Were invited you were plus one. 0:21:07.760 --> 0:21:09.879 Yeah, but it's funny. It's funny. 0:21:10.119 --> 0:21:11.520 I do look back though, and I was like, Dan, 0:21:11.600 --> 0:21:13.760 that's actually I feel fucked up for like not going 0:21:13.800 --> 0:21:16.200 like I wish I went, not looking back, but I'm pretty. 0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:18.440 Sure you know what's funny I got you. 0:21:18.240 --> 0:21:19.080 Were like two weeks. 0:21:19.280 --> 0:21:22.040 You were just there for Sam's I was gonna. 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:24.880 Say, so you came to celebrate death, but you wouldn't 0:21:24.880 --> 0:21:30.120 celebrate the love like you celebrate my brother more love. 0:21:30.200 --> 0:21:31.240 You needed more vibes. 0:21:31.560 --> 0:21:34.080 Yeah, true, I was there for I was there to 0:21:34.080 --> 0:21:36.600 get so high in your parents' kitchen that I was 0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:37.719 in there for forty minutes. 0:21:39.480 --> 0:21:42.080 That was literally one of the funniest things ever. And 0:21:42.119 --> 0:21:44.640 you like took an edible or something I don't remember at. 0:21:44.520 --> 0:21:48.160 That point, like my tolerance for weed was really really low. 0:21:48.520 --> 0:21:52.600 Yeah, I think like most of it time. Yeah, like 0:21:52.680 --> 0:21:54.760 it was it was after, like it was all of 0:21:54.800 --> 0:21:59.399 the food and it was high on LSD two. It's crazy, no, 0:21:59.440 --> 0:22:00.960 but it was after and it was like, you know 0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:03.520 how people bring you like food like your community, like 0:22:03.600 --> 0:22:05.480 so you don't have to cook for a week or whatever. 0:22:05.920 --> 0:22:09.399 Someone had brought tacos, like deconstructed tacos where you like 0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:11.840 make your own taco and it was in there for 0:22:12.080 --> 0:22:15.560 like fifty minutes, like making these fucking tacos and like 0:22:15.640 --> 0:22:17.760 opening y'all mom like look over at me and I 0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:21.960 was like she knows, like opening and slamming the microwave 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:23.040 and shit like it was. 0:22:23.359 --> 0:22:25.439 So there was also like the addition of being in 0:22:25.520 --> 0:22:28.119 the kitchen, like I didn't know where anything was, so 0:22:28.280 --> 0:22:31.440 literally to find anything, I had to open behind doors. 0:22:31.600 --> 0:22:32.480 Yeah, and then I'd. 0:22:32.280 --> 0:22:33.639 Be like, fuck, where were the cops? 0:22:33.640 --> 0:22:36.199 And I was doing open like wait, why was I 0:22:36.280 --> 0:22:40.200 in here? But yeah, it was a fun, fun time. 0:22:43.200 --> 0:22:45.159 Anyways. I was just thinking it's crazy I didn't go 0:22:45.160 --> 0:22:45.800 to y'all's wedding. 0:22:45.880 --> 0:22:48.400 But also I remember when I found out you were pregnant. 0:22:48.600 --> 0:22:49.959 I was like, oh my god. It freaked me out 0:22:49.960 --> 0:22:52.120 because I was like, she's so young. This is crazy. 0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:56.440 And now I'm like, dude, you literally turned twenty six 0:22:56.480 --> 0:22:59.560 in March, so like by the time Luna's only a 0:22:59.600 --> 0:23:01.160 year old, you're already twenty six. 0:23:01.280 --> 0:23:03.240 And then I was like, not that, twenty six is 0:23:03.280 --> 0:23:04.200 still so young. 0:23:04.640 --> 0:23:06.439 But now I feel like we're all getting to the 0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:09.000 age where it's like, damn, I'm not a kid, and 0:23:10.440 --> 0:23:12.840 literally I can't make excuses like but I'm in my 0:23:12.880 --> 0:23:14.600 mid twenties, Like what am I talking about. 0:23:14.760 --> 0:23:18.480 It's so weird, like how like the biological clock just 0:23:18.520 --> 0:23:20.919 turned on one day. And it was also literally like 0:23:21.000 --> 0:23:24.639 meeting all of my nieces and nephews, like I was like, damn, 0:23:24.640 --> 0:23:26.800 I might one of these, and then I might want 0:23:26.800 --> 0:23:28.879 one of these, And then I met Luna and I 0:23:28.920 --> 0:23:30.880 was like, damn, I'm gonna have one of these one day, 0:23:30.920 --> 0:23:32.919 Like this is crazy. One of these, I'm gonna make 0:23:32.920 --> 0:23:34.080 an ugly ass baby. 0:23:35.600 --> 0:23:41.040 Yeah, I just have to find a different donor. Technically 0:23:41.040 --> 0:23:43.840 you could use my egg and then have part your 0:23:43.920 --> 0:23:44.400 damn eggs. 0:23:44.520 --> 0:23:48.280 Oh no, that would make like an incest baby. 0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:52.120 No, she sanks, someone else, like somebody else. 0:23:51.960 --> 0:23:52.440 Is the man. 0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:58.480 I was like, no, no, it's like another man. 0:23:58.680 --> 0:24:02.840 We're not doing that and is carrying my baby. 0:24:02.880 --> 0:24:03.200 Girl. 0:24:05.240 --> 0:24:08.120 My wife is carrying my baby. Guys, my wife will 0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:14.480 carry me. Yeah, yeah, right right. 0:24:14.920 --> 0:24:16.919 I don't know that I do have kids. It's really scary. 0:24:17.040 --> 0:24:19.240 So we should move on to like fun stories because 0:24:19.240 --> 0:24:20.359 now I'm thinking about, like. 0:24:20.680 --> 0:24:22.440 Yeah, talk about me, everybody talk about. 0:24:22.920 --> 0:24:25.040 Just be like the fun aunt who like buys my 0:24:25.240 --> 0:24:28.640 Like no, that's like kids and stuff things. That's where 0:24:28.680 --> 0:24:31.359 I'm like starting to teeter. 0:24:31.520 --> 0:24:33.560 That's literally my take is like I'm not meant to 0:24:33.600 --> 0:24:37.040 have kids. I'm meant to be the fun uncle that 0:24:37.160 --> 0:24:40.560 like flies maddics out to la for a week and 0:24:40.600 --> 0:24:43.480 then they're like damn, like what what how does he 0:24:43.560 --> 0:24:46.919 do that? Like all that ship And then like I 0:24:47.200 --> 0:24:49.320 every once in a while like come around for Christmas, 0:24:49.359 --> 0:24:51.840 and I'm like it's always it's like rich aunt, Like 0:24:51.920 --> 0:24:53.080 that's the that's like. 0:24:53.040 --> 0:24:54.000 The vibe I need to have. 0:24:54.200 --> 0:24:57.120 I just like pull up with something fun and give 0:24:57.160 --> 0:24:57.880 good vibes. 0:24:58.240 --> 0:25:00.080 And then when Luna is really. 0:25:00.040 --> 0:25:02.119 To you, because you have to be like a parent, 0:25:02.480 --> 0:25:04.480 she can be like oh my god, like my men 0:25:04.640 --> 0:25:08.199 and you were so much more fun. Yeah, yeah, like 0:25:08.320 --> 0:25:10.359 that's my position I need to be. I need to 0:25:10.359 --> 0:25:12.399 put you putting pitting women against. 0:25:12.160 --> 0:25:16.520 Each other exactly exactly. But so I had Madeline like 0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:19.280 years ago, like when we first started the podcast is 0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:21.119 I was like, well, I want Madeline on as a 0:25:21.160 --> 0:25:24.920 guest because we have a lot of experiences that I'm 0:25:24.960 --> 0:25:27.840 like too embarrassed to tell. But like Madeline probably actually no, 0:25:27.960 --> 0:25:30.400 I tell everything, like I'm not embarrassed to say it. Shit. 0:25:30.560 --> 0:25:34.320 But she developed this list like a year and a 0:25:34.320 --> 0:25:37.640 half ago of like just stories that she wanted to 0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:38.639 bring up. 0:25:38.880 --> 0:25:41.679 I've been It's titled if I'm ever on the podcast, 0:25:42.480 --> 0:25:45.040 I have several stories? Do you want me to like 0:25:45.800 --> 0:25:48.080 give you clues and you tell me which one I 0:25:48.119 --> 0:25:48.920 should say? 0:25:49.119 --> 0:25:51.159 I think you just happen into like the one you 0:25:51.200 --> 0:25:53.240 want to tell, and then I'll be like, oh. 0:25:53.040 --> 0:26:00.080 Yeah, okay, this one's not like super crazy, but it 0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:03.760 just shows Drew's character whenever we were a kid, like younger. 0:26:05.480 --> 0:26:08.239 So I don't know if you remember doing this, but 0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:08.800 I was. 0:26:08.720 --> 0:26:10.840 Going to ask you if there's anything that because I 0:26:10.920 --> 0:26:13.600 was literally gonna be like, also, like I don't remember 0:26:13.600 --> 0:26:16.720 our childhood at all, so like please say anything, because 0:26:16.800 --> 0:26:18.679 like I need to like latch on. 0:26:19.280 --> 0:26:21.399 Funny that you said that, because I told Steven I 0:26:21.440 --> 0:26:22.919 was like, I'm going to make up like just some 0:26:23.040 --> 0:26:27.080 story that didn't even happen, and gaslight like you don't 0:26:27.160 --> 0:26:28.400 remember probably. 0:26:28.320 --> 0:26:31.879 Been like, yeah, I do remember that. I remember that. 0:26:32.320 --> 0:26:33.800 No, it's going to make up a story like that 0:26:33.920 --> 0:26:39.240 was completely fabricated. Okay, So this one is whenever I 0:26:39.320 --> 0:26:41.240 think we were in like I guess it was third 0:26:41.280 --> 0:26:44.479 grade and it was like going to six Flags. We 0:26:44.520 --> 0:26:46.840 had to read like a bunch of books, and so 0:26:46.960 --> 0:26:50.800 what we did was got our like home library out 0:26:50.960 --> 0:26:52.400 and laid out all the books. 0:26:52.440 --> 0:26:54.119 Remember this, I actually do remember. 0:26:54.160 --> 0:26:56.000 What we had to do was right now the title 0:26:56.440 --> 0:26:59.720 and then I think like maybe one little sentence about 0:26:59.720 --> 0:27:02.280 what the book was, and then our mom just had 0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:04.240 to sign off on it and say how long we read. 0:27:04.280 --> 0:27:05.920 I think we had to read like a certain amount 0:27:05.920 --> 0:27:08.200 of hours or something. So me and drew on our 0:27:08.240 --> 0:27:12.520 countertop had like eighty books like the entire library, and 0:27:12.600 --> 0:27:15.600 we changed pins like we were smart in like third grade. 0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:18.040 We changed like pin colors and like all this stuff, 0:27:18.080 --> 0:27:20.119 making it look like we had read it over the course. 0:27:20.160 --> 0:27:23.600 Of the last like three months or whatever it was. Yeah, 0:27:23.640 --> 0:27:26.080 and then yeah, we got free six legs tickets, but 0:27:26.119 --> 0:27:27.880 we never went. Yeah, so we did all that work 0:27:27.920 --> 0:27:28.320 for nothing. 0:27:28.400 --> 0:27:30.119 We were like little evil geniuses. 0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:33.000 Also, Like whoever looked at that and believed that y'all 0:27:33.000 --> 0:27:35.080 read that many books was actually high? 0:27:35.160 --> 0:27:37.840 Well, we had like it was like the entire school 0:27:37.880 --> 0:27:40.320 year right to like read that many books. And then 0:27:40.320 --> 0:27:41.840 we just didn't do it until. 0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:44.720 Like the week before we were like, wet go to 0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:45.400 six flugs. 0:27:45.560 --> 0:27:48.439 Yeah, because it's a week and I that we're not 0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:50.639 the only person who did that. 0:27:50.600 --> 0:27:52.119 But that's Mom's care. 0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:55.880 I was gonna say, yeah, Mom came on it. Yeah, 0:27:56.040 --> 0:27:59.200 Mom came up. She wrote hard for us. That was sick. 0:27:59.320 --> 0:28:01.400 But I guess she wins too because then she doesn't 0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:05.560 have to pay. Like they're begging a family to scam 0:28:05.560 --> 0:28:07.320 in that moment, like they're begging. 0:28:07.040 --> 0:28:09.159 For There were like a lot of little things that 0:28:09.200 --> 0:28:11.320 we would do like that. Like one of my favorite 0:28:11.359 --> 0:28:13.560 stories that I've like waited to tell since you've been 0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:17.240 on here was when we were like little and devious, 0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:19.640 like we had our own little language, like we were 0:28:19.680 --> 0:28:21.840 like twins, Like we would speak to each other like 0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:24.119 my mom always says, like we would just say like gibberish, 0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:26.760 gibberish to each other, and it was like run to 0:28:26.840 --> 0:28:30.240 the bathroom and grab toothbrushes and then each throw them 0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:31.960 in the toilet and flush them. Like we just like 0:28:32.040 --> 0:28:35.040 knew to like do that, like from this language. 0:28:35.119 --> 0:28:37.159 Damn, you guys were so smart you knew to do that? 0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:43.600 Yeah, exactly, Oh my god, genus. But one of my 0:28:43.680 --> 0:28:48.840 favorite stories ever is when we went to the refrigerator 0:28:48.960 --> 0:28:52.960 and grabbed a bunch of eggs. Yeah, yeah, dude, it's 0:28:53.040 --> 0:28:55.600 so bad. We were so fucking bad. We went to 0:28:55.600 --> 0:28:57.400 the refrigerator, grabbed a bunch of eggs. 0:28:57.480 --> 0:28:59.880 We were like three two two or three one. 0:28:59.760 --> 0:29:02.720 Of the and we like went upstairs and there was 0:29:02.760 --> 0:29:04.480 a bathroom like detached from the. 0:29:04.480 --> 0:29:07.000 They just moved in by the way to this brand 0:29:07.080 --> 0:29:08.200 new house and my parents. 0:29:08.040 --> 0:29:12.000 Had just it's the house you stayed up Meteorite. Yeah, 0:29:12.160 --> 0:29:15.320 And we went to this bathroom and we like had 0:29:15.400 --> 0:29:17.800 run hot water, and we had these eggs in the sink. 0:29:17.840 --> 0:29:19.960 And I remember this vividly, like we had them in 0:29:20.040 --> 0:29:22.560 the sink and we were we were like actually like 0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:25.280 thinking we could hatch these eggs and then I don't 0:29:25.320 --> 0:29:28.760 remember who threw who threw the first brick, Like I 0:29:28.760 --> 0:29:33.160 don't know who threw the first stone, but someone had 0:29:33.200 --> 0:29:35.280 grabbed one of these eggs out of the sink and 0:29:35.360 --> 0:29:37.360 just like launched it at the mirror or at the 0:29:37.400 --> 0:29:40.200 wall or whatever, and like yeah, and then we just 0:29:40.680 --> 0:29:44.040 both of us just started throwing eggs like all over 0:29:44.120 --> 0:29:46.240 this bathroom, like the wallpaper. 0:29:47.200 --> 0:29:50.320 Spike you got, whoever, like both of y'all got when 0:29:50.320 --> 0:29:55.000 you saw that first eggs literally turned something animalistic, calm, 0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:57.920 like y'all turn into little monkeys, like throwing it around. 0:29:58.000 --> 0:30:01.240 So we started with six, and it was like a carton, 0:30:01.640 --> 0:30:04.640 like either a twelve or eighteen set of eggs, but 0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:07.040 like we went down multiple times to grab more eggs. 0:30:07.040 --> 0:30:09.280 In mind, we just kept saying, we're hatching eggs, hatching 0:30:09.440 --> 0:30:10.000 yeah exactly. 0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:12.560 We would tell my mom, Oh, we're just hatching eggs upstairs, 0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:15.200 and she's like, oh, that's like so cute, Like that's. 0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:16.320 Really rappy, so much fun. 0:30:16.440 --> 0:30:19.960 Yeah, And then like eventually we got quiet, and like 0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:22.640 when a child gets quiet, that's when some bad shit 0:30:22.760 --> 0:30:25.440 is going down. And I think either we were just 0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:27.760 like bored of it, or we realized what we had done, 0:30:27.880 --> 0:30:29.719 like I don't know, but like I remember looking up 0:30:29.720 --> 0:30:32.440 and seeing like the wallpaper like peeling off the walls, 0:30:32.480 --> 0:30:36.520 like eggs splatters all over, like the dry wall like 0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:39.640 it was fucked up, like we like literally caused like 0:30:39.680 --> 0:30:40.720 a war crime, like it was. 0:30:40.880 --> 0:30:43.200 I would not clean that, like I would literally let 0:30:43.280 --> 0:30:45.600 it fucking dry off, and like be just that's the 0:30:45.680 --> 0:30:46.960 rotten egg bathroom, don't go. 0:30:46.920 --> 0:30:50.680 And there that's literally boiler, Like. 0:30:50.600 --> 0:30:52.200 I'm not cleaning that. I don't want to. 0:30:52.600 --> 0:30:56.000 But eventually my mom and dad like knew something was 0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:58.160 going down, so they like I don't remember how we 0:30:58.200 --> 0:31:00.840 got caught or like what happened, but I remember like 0:31:01.520 --> 0:31:05.280 they were living like I've never still to this day 0:31:05.400 --> 0:31:07.520 haven't seen them that angry before, Like. 0:31:08.440 --> 0:31:11.560 Yeah, it was and then that I think the reason 0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:13.560 why we remember it so much is because that was 0:31:13.560 --> 0:31:15.360 the first time we had ever been spanked, and I 0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:18.320 think the last time I had ever been spanked, Like 0:31:18.880 --> 0:31:21.040 I we that's how mad they were, like they weren't 0:31:21.040 --> 0:31:22.520 spanking parents and they. 0:31:22.880 --> 0:31:29.720 Think, like I remember it was the Yeah, it was 0:31:29.720 --> 0:31:32.040 on the both legs like that TV ad that like 0:31:32.400 --> 0:31:36.680 workout machine was like rods, like we were like getting 0:31:36.720 --> 0:31:39.840 a little bitch, yeah, getting as spank like. 0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:42.680 They had y'all doing a fucking. 0:31:42.640 --> 0:31:49.640 Like my parents have made like our siblings like work 0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:53.400 out as punishment, Like our older siblings were smoking cheetos 0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:56.040 and my dad was like, oh, since y'all want to smoke, like, 0:31:56.240 --> 0:31:58.400 y'all better train your fucking lungs, and he made them 0:31:58.480 --> 0:32:06.280 run around our block like car block several times smoking Chetah. 0:32:08.840 --> 0:32:12.920 They were smoking a tito. That is literally so fucking funny. 0:32:13.120 --> 0:32:16.600 But I like, I don't really ever since that moment, 0:32:16.640 --> 0:32:18.280 I was like a well behaved child, or I was 0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:22.320 really really good at hiding being bad, like like me 0:32:22.480 --> 0:32:25.120 dissecting that snake like and then like looking at its 0:32:25.120 --> 0:32:27.000 insides and then sewing it back together. 0:32:28.640 --> 0:32:32.160 That's not real. 0:32:32.600 --> 0:32:35.200 If I found out, like you actually did something like that, 0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:36.600 I genuinely don't know if I could live. 0:32:36.720 --> 0:32:37.560 That's sraculous. 0:32:37.640 --> 0:32:40.600 Yeah, okay, you were Okay, there is one thing that 0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:43.760 I did, and it was me and my buddy and 0:32:43.760 --> 0:32:45.200 I'm not going to mention him by name, but we 0:32:45.240 --> 0:32:48.920 found a dead animal. No, I'm just working with your. 0:32:48.560 --> 0:32:50.680 I was like, what did you do to it? 0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:53.480 Also, that just reminded me there was this TikTok, Like 0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:56.240 there's all these tiktoks that kids are asking their parents like, oh, 0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:57.640 what would you do if I came home drunk? 0:32:57.640 --> 0:32:58.880 What would you do? Like whatever? 0:32:59.200 --> 0:33:01.200 And the dad who the girl, was like, what would 0:33:01.200 --> 0:33:02.840 you do if you saw me smoking like one of 0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:03.480 your cigarettes? 0:33:03.480 --> 0:33:04.920 And he was like, I'd make you smoke the whole 0:33:04.960 --> 0:33:09.960 pack dead, like you smoke the whole pack. 0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:13.160 That would teach him a fucking lesson, because like, being nicksick. 0:33:12.840 --> 0:33:16.959 Is crazy row up everywhere, Like, yeah, I don't think 0:33:17.080 --> 0:33:18.480 kids are like I was about to say, like I 0:33:18.480 --> 0:33:20.960 don't think kids are smoking cigarettes anymore literally because they're 0:33:21.000 --> 0:33:26.120 hitting pop bars, babes. They basically are thebe the highlighter rapes. 0:33:26.400 --> 0:33:30.040 Oh yeah, I like found like this. So I was 0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:32.160 like scrolling on TikTok and like, every once in a 0:33:32.160 --> 0:33:34.280 while I'll get like a mom TikTok and I wonder 0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:36.520 if it's like from you, Sinemi mom content or just 0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:38.760 me following you or like whatever it is. But every 0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:41.280 once in a while and it'll be like a mom 0:33:41.400 --> 0:33:44.280 like freaking out over some bullshit that like doesn't even 0:33:44.360 --> 0:33:48.200 matter exactly exactly. Well, this was like I was like, 0:33:48.280 --> 0:33:50.160 there is no fucking way this is real, because his 0:33:50.280 --> 0:33:54.360 mom was like like warning, like they're making highlighter vapes 0:33:54.360 --> 0:33:56.160 now that look like highlighter. 0:33:56.040 --> 0:33:56.800 In Luna's room. 0:33:57.440 --> 0:33:59.760 Dude, Yeah but we I mean we gave it to her. 0:34:00.120 --> 0:34:02.440 She but it's like the cool uncle and aunt vibe. 0:34:02.480 --> 0:34:03.920 Like she's just like if you're going to do do 0:34:03.920 --> 0:34:04.400 it at home. 0:34:04.560 --> 0:34:05.760 Yeah, it's the highlighter. 0:34:05.880 --> 0:34:06.200 Yeah. 0:34:06.200 --> 0:34:08.200 I wondering where the highlighter came from. 0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:08.960 Yeah. 0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:11.799 Yeah, we're gonna get her a pacifier one too. 0:34:12.000 --> 0:34:15.880 Yeah, guys were joking. We're joking. We're joking. We're joking. 0:34:15.880 --> 0:34:16.840 We're joking. We're joking. 0:34:16.920 --> 0:34:19.319 If anybody listen to that, actually believe that we are 0:34:19.320 --> 0:34:21.480 giving an infan like beer. 0:34:21.360 --> 0:34:27.080 And cigarette some one would like someone's psycho. Yeah, but 0:34:28.840 --> 0:34:30.919 she was like freaking out about this like highlighter vape, 0:34:30.920 --> 0:34:32.719 and I was like, there's no fucking way this is real, 0:34:32.840 --> 0:34:35.319 Like this is some like bullshit four Chan edit that 0:34:35.360 --> 0:34:37.880 like someone made to like scare moms, like razor in 0:34:37.880 --> 0:34:43.120 the apple or like cocaine in the can. Yeah, like cocaine. Wait, 0:34:43.120 --> 0:34:45.280 why didn't they ever put cocaine in the pixie sticks? 0:34:45.320 --> 0:34:50.120 But that's the tea. But they I went to this 0:34:50.120 --> 0:34:53.880 website and they are selling vapes that look exactly like 0:34:54.000 --> 0:34:56.480 highlighters that even have the cap that you put in 0:34:56.560 --> 0:34:58.400 your pencil bag when you're in high school and you 0:34:58.480 --> 0:35:00.000 can take it out and just like act like yourself 0:35:00.239 --> 0:35:01.400 on the tip of a highlighter. 0:35:01.560 --> 0:35:05.759 That's literally just like promoting to youngs exactly that I 0:35:05.920 --> 0:35:07.040 want a highlighter. 0:35:07.360 --> 0:35:09.040 Well, I wanted to buy one just to be hitting 0:35:09.040 --> 0:35:10.920 on the podcast because like how funny would it be? 0:35:10.960 --> 0:35:14.120 But no, literally it is made for children. And that's 0:35:14.160 --> 0:35:15.919 what the mom was saying. She was like, Okay, y'all 0:35:15.920 --> 0:35:18.440 aren't even trying, or like y'all try it with the 0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:22.080 fruity flavors like whatever. There's like you can say, like 0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:25.800 some freak adult wants like a banana milkshake fape like whatever. 0:35:25.960 --> 0:35:29.160 But like now it's a whole ass like school utensil. 0:35:29.440 --> 0:35:31.960 And they had it on like on the website where 0:35:31.960 --> 0:35:34.640 it was like sitting at your work desk, like who 0:35:34.719 --> 0:35:36.640 uses fucking highlighters other than school? 0:35:36.640 --> 0:35:37.919 So grow the fuck up, bitch. 0:35:38.040 --> 0:35:41.080 Like everybody uses their laptop and works from home if 0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:42.759 they're at a computer now, so they don't need a 0:35:42.760 --> 0:35:45.080 fucking highlighter. Vape, and even if they did want to 0:35:45.160 --> 0:35:47.520 vape at work, I don't think their fucking boss is 0:35:47.560 --> 0:35:50.960 gonna be like like they will be inhaling the smoke. 0:35:50.960 --> 0:35:51.879 They're not blowing it out. 0:35:51.800 --> 0:35:55.360 Like kids do, where they just are like like into glass. 0:35:55.680 --> 0:35:59.280 It's so crazy too, because it's insane how greedy people 0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:02.160 are that you genuinely think it is okay to pass 0:36:02.280 --> 0:36:07.120 off something like that to a child. Like also, children 0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:09.759 don't have money, so I don't even understand what the like, 0:36:09.920 --> 0:36:12.480 what the whole market for that being opened up is, 0:36:12.520 --> 0:36:14.840 But I guess now kids have like their parents, Apple 0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:17.080 pay fucking connected to the well. 0:36:17.160 --> 0:36:20.279 The first vape I ever tried to buy it was 0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:23.400 like when vapes first dropped, and like I was probably 0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:26.279 the fourteen No, literally, I am like, I was like, you. 0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:27.680 Were, like the first time I ever heard of a 0:36:27.760 --> 0:36:28.600 jewel was you? 0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:32.879 Yeah? It was ordering it online and sibling to buy 0:36:32.880 --> 0:36:36.319 it for That's another story is I found out No, 0:36:36.480 --> 0:36:38.080 I found out I had nicotine in it. 0:36:38.160 --> 0:36:39.920 And I told Mom. I was like, Mom, you know 0:36:39.960 --> 0:36:42.279 that thing that Drew's hitting as nicotine in it? 0:36:42.800 --> 0:36:43.520 And did she not? 0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:47.759 Well, this is what I was gonna say. So yeah, 0:36:47.840 --> 0:36:50.840 I like I had told my mom when I was fourteen. 0:36:50.880 --> 0:36:52.640 I was like, oh, there's these like water vapor six 0:36:52.640 --> 0:36:54.760 because I literally did I thought they were water vapor, 0:36:55.080 --> 0:36:57.520 and like I asked her to order them online for me, 0:36:57.560 --> 0:36:59.160 and I was like, there's no nicotine in it, it's 0:36:59.200 --> 0:37:02.760 literally just water vapor, and like she like was about 0:37:02.760 --> 0:37:04.200 to do it, and she was like, no, I'm not 0:37:04.239 --> 0:37:06.920 buying you this. So then me and my friend hit 0:37:07.040 --> 0:37:08.960 up our friend's older brother and was like, can you 0:37:09.000 --> 0:37:10.800 take us to the gas station to buy a vape? 0:37:10.840 --> 0:37:14.400 And like it was so fucking scary. It literally felt 0:37:14.760 --> 0:37:16.799 like my friend was getting abducted. Like he was like 0:37:16.840 --> 0:37:18.319 texting me, was like I don't know where we're going, 0:37:18.320 --> 0:37:20.600 Like I'm scared. It was all over like a fucking vape. 0:37:20.640 --> 0:37:21.960 Like he was like he stole my money, Like I 0:37:22.000 --> 0:37:24.279 don't know where we're doing. But he eventually ended up 0:37:24.400 --> 0:37:27.239 with the vape and like he literally like was texting 0:37:27.239 --> 0:37:29.320 me like he was getting abducted. It was so fucking funny, 0:37:29.360 --> 0:37:31.359 and I thought he was getting abducted and I was like, what, 0:37:31.640 --> 0:37:33.359 it's funny now, but in the moment, we were like, 0:37:33.440 --> 0:37:34.040 holy shit. 0:37:34.440 --> 0:37:36.160 I know in the moment you were like dude, my 0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:36.799 life is over. 0:37:37.000 --> 0:37:40.440 Yeah, literally literally, Well, we ended up getting it and 0:37:40.520 --> 0:37:42.200 like we hit it in the closet and we were 0:37:42.239 --> 0:37:44.800 like smoking this vape in the closet and it didn't 0:37:44.880 --> 0:37:46.840 it did not have nicotine in it. We got it 0:37:46.880 --> 0:37:49.880 with zero percent nicotine because you had to, like it 0:37:50.160 --> 0:37:52.560 was this big thing because we didn't even want nicotine. Well, 0:37:52.600 --> 0:37:55.520 eventually we like got curious to try it, and then 0:37:55.560 --> 0:37:58.439 we tried nicotine. So the one mom thought I had 0:37:59.360 --> 0:38:01.560 didn't have nick So I will die on that hill 0:38:01.640 --> 0:38:04.280 that I never lied to my mom, but she thought 0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:07.440 the vapor I was hitting all the time was just 0:38:07.520 --> 0:38:10.920 like water vapor. And then like eventually Madeline snitched on 0:38:11.000 --> 0:38:12.120 me because I think. 0:38:12.000 --> 0:38:15.400 I found out when on that tour that we were on. Yeah, 0:38:15.600 --> 0:38:17.960 I think I found out during then, and I was like, wait, 0:38:18.000 --> 0:38:20.000 that is nicotine in it? And I was like, Mom, 0:38:20.080 --> 0:38:24.200 you just let him nicotine And She's like, no, does 0:38:24.239 --> 0:38:27.200 it does? And I was like, I'm pretty sure it does. 0:38:27.480 --> 0:38:30.200 That's just like more testament to my character that I'm 0:38:30.200 --> 0:38:37.200 a liar. But I was gonna say there was I know, 0:38:37.800 --> 0:38:38.480 let me live. 0:38:38.920 --> 0:38:41.760 He lies about things he doesn't even have to lie about. 0:38:41.800 --> 0:38:44.520 I know, and that's why he's a pathological liar, like. 0:38:44.520 --> 0:38:46.480 He just does it is. 0:38:46.440 --> 0:38:50.080 His first Like him and Josiah, their first instinct is 0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:50.480 to just. 0:38:50.480 --> 0:38:52.680 Lie about something. And then later I'll be like, I 0:38:52.680 --> 0:38:53.440 don't know why I said that. 0:38:53.520 --> 0:38:55.960 Yeah, I'd be like I just lie like it's a cool, 0:38:56.160 --> 0:38:59.680 like it's cool to lie. No, But I was going 0:38:59.760 --> 0:39:03.080 to say the one time mom got like really pissed 0:39:03.080 --> 0:39:05.560 about me about it to me was me and Hunter 0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:10.000 bought a hookah, like a mini hookah, and we shut 0:39:10.000 --> 0:39:12.280 the doors of my closet because we wanted to blow ohs, 0:39:12.360 --> 0:39:16.720 like we wanted to practice like tricks. I don't literally 0:39:16.840 --> 0:39:19.239 we were way too young man, fucking hookah and we 0:39:19.239 --> 0:39:20.280 were doing hookah smoking. 0:39:20.320 --> 0:39:20.799 My mom was. 0:39:20.800 --> 0:39:23.640 Like, yeah, literally the whole thing. And my mom came 0:39:23.680 --> 0:39:25.480 into my room and was like, oh, it smells like 0:39:25.480 --> 0:39:27.000 fruity in here. What is that? And I was like, Oh, 0:39:27.000 --> 0:39:30.000 it's a candle and she was like, no, it's fucking not. 0:39:30.200 --> 0:39:34.560 And she opened the door and smoked billow and she's like, 0:39:34.560 --> 0:39:37.800 what are y'all doing in there? We were smoking ukah. 0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:40.680 But you can't do anything bad as again, I feel 0:39:40.719 --> 0:39:42.520 like you were like such a tame child. 0:39:42.800 --> 0:39:43.759 Yeah she was. 0:39:43.400 --> 0:39:45.200 I was a loser. 0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:47.600 Yeah, no, so you were the normal one. 0:39:47.640 --> 0:39:50.320 He was just I did enough bad ship for the 0:39:50.360 --> 0:39:50.839 both of them. 0:39:50.880 --> 0:39:53.560 I actually did not find out about a bunch of 0:39:53.560 --> 0:39:56.040 the stuff that Drew did in high school and middle 0:39:56.080 --> 0:39:58.600 school or whatever until we were probably like twenty two. 0:39:59.040 --> 0:40:02.160 Like I was so oblivious to everything. I didn't even 0:40:02.200 --> 0:40:04.080 know what weed was until I was like twenty one. 0:40:04.480 --> 0:40:08.040 That is so I think it's my first alcohol drink 0:40:08.080 --> 0:40:10.640 I ever had. I was eighteen or nineteen, and it 0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:12.880 was whenever we were in Montreal and it was legal, 0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:15.839 like I could actually get it, Like yeah, I mean 0:40:15.920 --> 0:40:16.440 that it is. 0:40:16.520 --> 0:40:20.640 So insane free. 0:40:21.239 --> 0:40:23.560 Yeah, I was on the same tip. I literally didn't 0:40:23.560 --> 0:40:25.799 do anything bad until I met Drew. Like I was 0:40:25.880 --> 0:40:28.880 fully like normal, like I was like I was like 0:40:28.960 --> 0:40:29.840 anti weed. 0:40:29.960 --> 0:40:32.040 I was like anti drinking underage. 0:40:32.280 --> 0:40:35.120 Like the most I had like interacted with alcohol was 0:40:35.160 --> 0:40:37.840 like when I was like like sixteen and my parents 0:40:37.840 --> 0:40:40.000 were like have a sip, like go ahead and see 0:40:40.000 --> 0:40:43.120 what it tastes like like that was my like the 0:40:43.160 --> 0:40:44.920 most I did because I didn't go to parties, like 0:40:44.960 --> 0:40:46.920 I wasn't allowed to like go out and stuff. And 0:40:46.960 --> 0:40:50.080 then I met this motherfucker and literally like immediately was 0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:52.839 getting high and like just like drinking like all the time. 0:40:52.920 --> 0:40:56.439 Yeah, everyone was always like ture your friends fucking suck, 0:40:56.560 --> 0:40:58.600 like you need to drop those people like growing up 0:40:58.680 --> 0:41:02.160 and like they didn't know that it was me corrupting 0:41:02.200 --> 0:41:03.799 these people. Like I was the one like. 0:41:04.080 --> 0:41:07.239 You got your work done, you got school done. He 0:41:07.440 --> 0:41:11.080 hit it so well, like it's scary almost good. 0:41:12.239 --> 0:41:14.880 Well, I feel like until like two years ago, there 0:41:14.960 --> 0:41:17.560 was so much that he hid, like and I lived 0:41:17.560 --> 0:41:20.360 with him for five years, so like this mother burger 0:41:20.360 --> 0:41:23.880 getting high something like it's insane good at it. I 0:41:23.920 --> 0:41:25.840 feel like I'm the complete opposite, Like I need to 0:41:25.840 --> 0:41:28.759 walk into a room and immediately announce everything I'm doing 0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:30.600 incomes from he's so good at. 0:41:30.520 --> 0:41:33.040 Yeah, I just practice all the time. No, I don't 0:41:33.040 --> 0:41:35.120 even think I'm lying half the time. I'm just not 0:41:35.320 --> 0:41:37.640 telling y'all things. Like it's not even that I'm lying, 0:41:37.680 --> 0:41:41.880 it's just like I'm holding things back. But I have 0:41:41.920 --> 0:41:47.120 a question for both of y'all. So y'all had baby Luna, right, 0:41:47.760 --> 0:41:50.400 how the fuck did y'all get pregnant? If because Steven's 0:41:50.400 --> 0:41:52.760 is not allowed to do s with you, like because 0:41:52.760 --> 0:41:53.799 I'm gonna beat you up. 0:41:54.840 --> 0:41:55.840 I'm the virgin Mary. 0:41:56.480 --> 0:42:01.720 You are, so is Jesus Christ. 0:42:02.920 --> 0:42:04.560 Luna does serve Jesus. 0:42:04.600 --> 0:42:06.440 Like if you look into her eyes, like there's something 0:42:06.600 --> 0:42:11.880 very Yeah, she's got some spiritual energy to her. I 0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:14.359 can't wait for her to curse. That's like the most 0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:14.880 fun thing ever. 0:42:15.040 --> 0:42:16.919 Like she flipped off the camera the other day. 0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:19.400 Yeah, we actually say we can't wait to be like 0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:25.880 go tell say like, go tell, go tell dad, bitch. 0:42:27.640 --> 0:42:29.320 That was the first time ever cussed. 0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:32.279 Yeah, you were like scared to do it. 0:42:32.719 --> 0:42:35.120 I got nervous. I realized what story I was about 0:42:35.120 --> 0:42:35.399 to tell. 0:42:35.480 --> 0:42:37.480 Then I was like, wait, spoil alert. 0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:41.879 I do cuss, but I wait, this is your this 0:42:41.960 --> 0:42:46.440 is your Miranda Cosgrove or alert I do? I actually like, 0:42:46.560 --> 0:42:48.200 what's your favorite what's your favorite cuss word? 0:42:48.680 --> 0:42:48.960 Fuck? 0:42:50.360 --> 0:42:58.239 But what is your favorite cuss word? I don't know? Yeah, 0:42:58.320 --> 0:42:59.680 you do? You say motherfucker? 0:43:00.719 --> 0:43:03.640 So on the internet. Like somehow I'm really good at 0:43:03.680 --> 0:43:06.000 hiding it. Like our parents let us cuss at home, 0:43:06.120 --> 0:43:08.319 like even when we were like ten, like it was 0:43:08.520 --> 0:43:12.640 we were demons, but they knew, we knew what setting 0:43:12.680 --> 0:43:14.600 we were allowed to. So if we were at church, 0:43:14.640 --> 0:43:16.160 we can't do that if we were at school, if 0:43:16.200 --> 0:43:18.160 we were in front of other adults, like it was 0:43:18.280 --> 0:43:21.120 only a household thing. So for some reason, when I'm 0:43:21.160 --> 0:43:25.040 on camera, if I'm live streaming or whatever, I literally 0:43:25.880 --> 0:43:29.640 don't cuss, Like I can still do that, not me, Like. 0:43:29.880 --> 0:43:32.360 I literally wish I had self control, but I will 0:43:32.600 --> 0:43:33.680 curse in every other word. 0:43:33.800 --> 0:43:37.319 It's embarrassing the amount of times I say literally like 0:43:37.560 --> 0:43:41.280 and fuck, Like it's it's so bizarre. It's really strange. 0:43:41.360 --> 0:43:45.320 But yeah, it's also really crazy that you don't cuss 0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:48.640 on camera because we live like Mattlin if you don't know, 0:43:48.800 --> 0:43:52.319 like has more followers than I do, Like it's it's 0:43:52.360 --> 0:43:55.960 like crazy. She lives on like the complete opposite side 0:43:56.000 --> 0:43:59.759 of the internet. But it's just like there's zero crossover. 0:43:59.800 --> 0:44:02.280 But were like twins. It's so so strange. 0:44:02.440 --> 0:44:05.120 You're in a video, They're like that's Drew Phillips, Yeah 0:44:05.160 --> 0:44:05.440 you know. 0:44:05.520 --> 0:44:10.719 Drew, Like and it's yeah, it's so so bizarre that like, yeah, 0:44:10.800 --> 0:44:13.080 that twins and everyone's like, wait, what the fuck, Like 0:44:13.440 --> 0:44:14.160 y'all are twins. 0:44:14.200 --> 0:44:16.400 It's probably even more confusing now that you have like 0:44:16.440 --> 0:44:17.400 the last name Lloyd. 0:44:17.440 --> 0:44:20.520 People are just like why is Drew Phillips and what 0:44:20.600 --> 0:44:21.040 is he doing? 0:44:21.160 --> 0:44:24.799 I mean, my favorite trend ever right now is like 0:44:24.880 --> 0:44:27.560 clipping me in the background of other people's videos and 0:44:27.640 --> 0:44:30.520 saying that they were being stocked and yeah, and like 0:44:30.560 --> 0:44:33.239 almost there did a video of me in the car, 0:44:33.360 --> 0:44:34.919 like or I was in the background of a video 0:44:34.920 --> 0:44:37.560 they did in the car, and like someone clipped it 0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:40.279 and made like this really fucking funny edit that like 0:44:40.440 --> 0:44:41.840 reached outside. 0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:43.040 Of like three million views. 0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:46.640 Yeah, that like reached outside of even like our audience, 0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:47.440 and they're. 0:44:47.280 --> 0:44:48.920 Following, wait, what what's going on? 0:44:49.520 --> 0:44:51.920 And they were like going, they were going to like 0:44:51.960 --> 0:44:54.480 the original video and commenting like I'm here from the 0:44:54.480 --> 0:44:55.560 other video, like what is this? 0:44:59.040 --> 0:45:03.399 What is that like on any video? 0:45:03.520 --> 0:45:07.920 And it literally like DNA like something in our genetic 0:45:08.040 --> 0:45:12.279 trauma that like our brains are just like run run. 0:45:12.120 --> 0:45:14.600 A case that doesn't sit right with me, and it's 0:45:14.640 --> 0:45:17.719 literally just clips. But yeah, do you have any other 0:45:17.719 --> 0:45:19.520 funny stories? Oh wait? 0:45:19.600 --> 0:45:22.759 I had a question though, because when y'all started the 0:45:22.800 --> 0:45:25.520 Internet on like separate course, because y'all were both doing 0:45:25.520 --> 0:45:27.399 you now, were you ever in each other's like live 0:45:27.440 --> 0:45:29.399 streams and stuff like did you make it very clear 0:45:29.480 --> 0:45:30.320 y'all were siblings. 0:45:30.400 --> 0:45:34.080 Yeah, and then over time it just so Originally Drew 0:45:34.239 --> 0:45:36.239 was on you Now first, but I kind of like 0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:38.640 took it over because I loved it so much. But 0:45:38.760 --> 0:45:40.640 I would only be in Drew's live streams. And I 0:45:40.680 --> 0:45:42.520 still remember the first time that I went live like 0:45:42.560 --> 0:45:44.480 by myself, and I had like I don't know, like 0:45:44.600 --> 0:45:47.160 thirty viewers or whatever, and they were all Drew's followers. 0:45:48.400 --> 0:45:51.920 But yeah, no, we I would say, mainly it was 0:45:51.960 --> 0:45:56.640 all Drew's like people that were following, but yeah, no, 0:45:56.800 --> 0:45:59.560 they knew. But then I like took over you Now. 0:45:59.680 --> 0:46:02.600 She was doing like she went live every single day 0:46:02.600 --> 0:46:04.560 on you Now for like seven hundred days in a 0:46:04.640 --> 0:46:04.920 row or. 0:46:04.920 --> 0:46:05.600 Something in a row. 0:46:05.719 --> 0:46:08.160 Yeah, and she would at least a thousand I would. 0:46:08.000 --> 0:46:10.280 Do at least ten minutes a day, and like sometimes 0:46:10.320 --> 0:46:11.880 I would go live like three times a day for 0:46:12.000 --> 0:46:12.759 like an hour to time. 0:46:12.800 --> 0:46:16.840 She was addicted. And then and then also she would 0:46:16.840 --> 0:46:19.840 do like you were like the inventor basically of like 0:46:19.880 --> 0:46:23.080 twenty four hours sleep streams, like she would literally like 0:46:23.239 --> 0:46:24.480 sleep on streams. 0:46:24.560 --> 0:46:27.160 I wouldn't sleep. I would set a timer, I would 0:46:27.160 --> 0:46:29.319 do twenty four hour broadcasts and we would take a 0:46:29.360 --> 0:46:32.640 three minute like break for everybody else to sleep who 0:46:32.760 --> 0:46:34.560 was also in it. So I would sleep for three 0:46:34.560 --> 0:46:36.920 hours and set an alarm, but like I would do 0:46:37.000 --> 0:46:39.040 stuff for twenty four hours. I did like probably four 0:46:39.040 --> 0:46:39.399 of those. 0:46:39.640 --> 0:46:42.000 Yeah that is so ins Yeah, yeah, we would like 0:46:42.040 --> 0:46:43.080 blow up cakes in the. 0:46:43.040 --> 0:46:49.680 Front we have, Yeah, usy OneD twenty four hour every 0:46:49.760 --> 0:46:51.960 day live being a fucking insane person. 0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:54.319 Literally that's what you should type into. But like have 0:46:54.440 --> 0:46:55.440 Louona did we. 0:46:55.560 --> 0:46:57.600 Like predict his comeback by saying. 0:46:57.560 --> 0:46:59.480 You maybe you want to go myself. 0:47:00.040 --> 0:47:02.080 We referenced that all the time and he like rose 0:47:02.120 --> 0:47:02.759 from the dead. 0:47:03.080 --> 0:47:04.680 Yeah, we called him. It's like when you go in 0:47:04.680 --> 0:47:06.719 the bathroom you say bloody Mary three times. That's what 0:47:06.800 --> 0:47:07.600 you do it too. 0:47:12.080 --> 0:47:14.920 But yeah, the one the two stories I thought of 0:47:14.920 --> 0:47:16.440 that I thought you were going to tell was like 0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:21.480 when I like was passing out and then I had 0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:24.640 the constipation night, those two nights in a row, like 0:47:24.760 --> 0:47:27.680 I have that. Yeah, those were they thought I was 0:47:27.719 --> 0:47:29.480 like faking it. They thought I was like jealous of 0:47:29.560 --> 0:47:32.040 the bond that they were forming, and I was like I'm. 0:47:31.960 --> 0:47:34.239 Sleeping in my room that night because I think I 0:47:34.280 --> 0:47:37.080 was happy in a row. Yeah, I think he knows. 0:47:38.520 --> 0:47:40.719 I was jealous. 0:47:41.440 --> 0:47:44.160 I think jealous. I was having like a rough night 0:47:44.280 --> 0:47:46.680 or something. I was going through my depression without knowing 0:47:46.680 --> 0:47:49.240 I actually had depression. So anyway, my al was sleeping 0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:50.239 in my room with me that night. 0:47:50.400 --> 0:47:54.160 Depression isn't real, bit, look you're doing it and you're 0:47:54.280 --> 0:47:54.960 so happy enough. 0:47:55.560 --> 0:48:00.920 I'm on medication, so Drew he all of a sudden, 0:48:01.480 --> 0:48:04.200 me and my mom were sleeping, and all of a sudden, 0:48:04.239 --> 0:48:06.680 it's like probably I would say, like one in the morning, 0:48:06.800 --> 0:48:08.920 like I might forget the story a little bit, but 0:48:09.360 --> 0:48:11.520 it was late, and all of a sudden, we hear 0:48:12.040 --> 0:48:17.359 boom like on my door and Drew's army crawling into. 0:48:19.520 --> 0:48:19.719 Room. 0:48:20.120 --> 0:48:24.040 He's going oh, and me and my mom were like, 0:48:24.239 --> 0:48:25.520 what are you doing. 0:48:25.920 --> 0:48:27.040 He was like, I'm dying. 0:48:27.560 --> 0:48:31.200 I'm dying, and We're like he thought I was dying. 0:48:31.840 --> 0:48:35.879 I had taken a full, like grown ass man, two 0:48:35.960 --> 0:48:39.399 hundred fifty pounds man dose of trazodone, like he even 0:48:39.440 --> 0:48:41.160 cuts it in half, and my dad gave it to 0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:43.000 me because I was like, I'm having trouble sleeping, and 0:48:43.080 --> 0:48:45.560 I took that full dose, and then on top of that, 0:48:45.640 --> 0:48:48.760 I took like another sleeping pill like a Lyrica or something. 0:48:48.800 --> 0:48:51.600 So I was like two sleeping pills deep, and I 0:48:51.640 --> 0:48:54.239 was like literally overdosing, like I was like passing out. 0:48:55.600 --> 0:48:59.759 Oh well, I did that twice, two nights in a row, 0:48:59.800 --> 0:49:01.839 because like also Army Cross the second night. 0:49:02.080 --> 0:49:04.880 So maybe that's like what it was was like a mixture. 0:49:04.520 --> 0:49:05.239 Of the dew. 0:49:05.640 --> 0:49:07.360 I don't know what it was, but this was the 0:49:07.440 --> 0:49:10.439 laxative night. And you were like annoying and we're like what, 0:49:10.640 --> 0:49:12.800 And so finally you're like you don't care, and you 0:49:12.960 --> 0:49:15.879 like left, and so finally my mom got up because 0:49:15.920 --> 0:49:18.279 we'd just like woken up or whatever, and goes in 0:49:18.320 --> 0:49:20.760 there and Drew like has his door shut and he's 0:49:20.840 --> 0:49:22.040 like screaming. 0:49:22.600 --> 0:49:25.480 It was the most pain I have ever been in 0:49:25.480 --> 0:49:28.680 in my entire I was pissing blood, like my body 0:49:28.800 --> 0:49:31.080 was rejecting these laxatives. I was pissing. 0:49:31.320 --> 0:49:33.880 Once my mom found out that he had taken like 0:49:34.040 --> 0:49:36.040 way too much, that's when she was like, Okay, I 0:49:36.080 --> 0:49:37.919 need to be a mom, like I need to tend 0:49:37.960 --> 0:49:40.000 to Drew. But at first we were just like what. 0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:43.160 It's also hard because you're so dramatic, Like you are 0:49:43.160 --> 0:49:45.759 so naturally dramatic that it's hard to understand if you're 0:49:45.800 --> 0:49:47.799 just being fucking annoying or if you mean it. 0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:49.520 And that's why I will never know the. 0:49:49.520 --> 0:49:52.360 Day he actually becomes schizophrenic, I won't know because he 0:49:52.560 --> 0:49:55.520 likes to just like say things and be annoying. Like 0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:59.560 anytime Drew is like actually going through an emotional like trouble, 0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:02.719 I can't tell until like it's three months have passed. 0:50:02.760 --> 0:50:05.200 I'm like, damn, okay you he's like still mentioning it, 0:50:05.239 --> 0:50:08.600 so it might be real, Like I literally can't tell, 0:50:08.640 --> 0:50:11.440 like because every other day you're just like at a 0:50:11.440 --> 0:50:13.680 boardom will be like yeah, I like take my life, 0:50:13.680 --> 0:50:16.319 and nobody wants to talk to me, so it's just 0:50:16.360 --> 0:50:16.760 like weird. 0:50:17.040 --> 0:50:18.640 And then we're like, all right, do you need know it? 0:50:18.680 --> 0:50:19.759 But you're like, no, it's okay. 0:50:19.760 --> 0:50:21.640 It's just like I'm just gonna be silent like I 0:50:21.640 --> 0:50:23.280 always am, and I'll figure it out about myself. 0:50:23.320 --> 0:50:25.080 And we're like, oh, we literally I know, like are 0:50:25.120 --> 0:50:25.720 you being real? 0:50:25.800 --> 0:50:28.160 Like I'm playing Fortnite, Like are you being serious? Like 0:50:28.160 --> 0:50:29.359 I don't want to tap out of my game? 0:50:29.840 --> 0:50:33.719 Yeah? No, it's fucked up. I literally no. I just 0:50:33.840 --> 0:50:37.000 sometimes I am seriously like saying that. But the other 0:50:37.040 --> 0:50:39.080 times I'm literally just making a joke, I know. And 0:50:39.120 --> 0:50:43.359 that's why, Yeah, I guess you literally did just say that. Yeah, 0:50:43.800 --> 0:50:44.399 because like. 0:50:44.480 --> 0:50:46.520 No matter what your behavior, that's the problems. 0:50:46.560 --> 0:50:49.759 Your behavior doesn't change, like you will always be in 0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:52.520 that damn room on your phone, so there's no telling 0:50:52.560 --> 0:50:54.319 if it's from depression or if it's just like you 0:50:54.400 --> 0:50:56.080 doing your life the way you do it, which is 0:50:56.080 --> 0:50:57.040 like sitting on your phone. 0:50:57.200 --> 0:51:00.319 Yeah, my mom forced me to eat a salad. It's 0:51:00.360 --> 0:51:02.480 like you're eating like ship this whole time. You're not 0:51:02.520 --> 0:51:03.240 eating anything. 0:51:04.480 --> 0:51:10.719 Dying again my mom, because he hasn't eaten anything good. 0:51:11.560 --> 0:51:14.600 You can eat yesterday until like eleven pm. 0:51:14.880 --> 0:51:17.279 I ate too. 0:51:17.719 --> 0:51:18.759 That's what he does though. 0:51:18.800 --> 0:51:22.680 He literally like goes through I'm dying. I don't know 0:51:22.719 --> 0:51:24.719 what's wrong with me. Guys, help me. 0:51:24.960 --> 0:51:28.560 And then we'll like eat the nastiest ship ever. And 0:51:28.600 --> 0:51:30.479 then when he does eat in the daytime, he eats 0:51:30.480 --> 0:51:33.520 the nastiest shit ever, like we eat like jacket while 0:51:33.520 --> 0:51:35.480 the sun is out and then be. 0:51:35.520 --> 0:51:37.160 Like, well, I don't know why I need. 0:51:37.040 --> 0:51:38.640 To go to sleep, and it's like, yeah, it's because 0:51:38.640 --> 0:51:41.080 you're literally like destroying your stomach lining. 0:51:42.160 --> 0:51:52.239 Yeah, yeah, right, no, literally it's fucked up. I eat 0:51:52.320 --> 0:51:53.560 for four days in a row. 0:51:54.480 --> 0:51:56.560 You don't eat anything green for like. 0:51:57.080 --> 0:51:59.200 And then you know it's crazy. I ate that salad 0:51:59.239 --> 0:52:02.279 and I ship well, like I had a healthy ship. 0:52:02.840 --> 0:52:04.760 You have like no fiber going into your body. 0:52:04.800 --> 0:52:08.080 It's literally like all like processed meat. 0:52:08.400 --> 0:52:08.640 Yeah. 0:52:08.680 --> 0:52:11.279 Also not to mension. You were like, okay, we have 0:52:11.320 --> 0:52:12.959 food in this cabinet, and it was. 0:52:12.880 --> 0:52:15.000 Like Talkie's hotcorn. 0:52:16.040 --> 0:52:23.040 Was also one only hot chips, like no, like not hot, 0:52:23.760 --> 0:52:27.640 like slim gems, and like something else maybe bread, And 0:52:27.680 --> 0:52:29.000 I think that bread was. 0:52:28.800 --> 0:52:35.640 My Yeah, yeah, everything you forgot to take five Oh yeah. 0:52:35.120 --> 0:52:38.600 It's so insane. At least you started drinking water. 0:52:38.520 --> 0:52:41.319 Kind of yeah. Oh I'd been drinking water. I drink 0:52:41.320 --> 0:52:43.680 a ship out of water. I love water now, no. 0:52:43.920 --> 0:52:45.840 I love water. I've changed. 0:52:46.360 --> 0:52:49.920 But yeah there was the next night. I took the 0:52:50.120 --> 0:52:54.000 trasidone and the sleeping pill and I like stood up 0:52:54.040 --> 0:52:58.440 out of bed and like collapse, like literally fainted into 0:52:58.480 --> 0:53:01.319 this pile of trash next to my fish tank. And 0:53:01.360 --> 0:53:03.160 I woke up like a few minutes later, and I 0:53:03.200 --> 0:53:06.040 was like my body was buzzing. I felt really hot 0:53:06.080 --> 0:53:08.279 and cold. And I was like like out of it, 0:53:08.320 --> 0:53:09.719 and I looked at the TV and I knew how 0:53:09.800 --> 0:53:11.600 much time was passed ause my show, and like I 0:53:11.640 --> 0:53:13.440 was like, dude, whoa, I was out for a minute, 0:53:13.520 --> 0:53:16.400 like what is going on with me? And like I 0:53:16.400 --> 0:53:19.120 stood up from that trash can, and I'm like, I'm 0:53:19.160 --> 0:53:21.319 not dying in a pile of fucking garbage. Like that's 0:53:21.640 --> 0:53:24.239 not it, Like that's literally so embarrassing. So I stood 0:53:24.320 --> 0:53:26.279 up again and I start walking down the hallway in 0:53:26.320 --> 0:53:30.440 my bedroom and I fall straight back like pass out again, 0:53:30.480 --> 0:53:32.600 and I bite through my tongue and my tongue is bleeding, 0:53:32.600 --> 0:53:34.120 and I drilled it back of my head and I 0:53:34.160 --> 0:53:36.799 feel my head hit and I'm out like again for 0:53:36.840 --> 0:53:39.719 like thirty more seconds, and I'm like, oh fuck, Like 0:53:39.840 --> 0:53:42.359 I'm actually like going like this is this is it? 0:53:42.400 --> 0:53:44.799 Like this is it? And so like I'm like fuck, 0:53:44.880 --> 0:53:46.920 but I can't walk, which I actually commend myself for that. 0:53:46.960 --> 0:53:48.920 I figured out like I have to crawl because I 0:53:49.000 --> 0:53:51.440 was so out of it, and I'm like crawling and 0:53:51.480 --> 0:53:53.239 like when I get to my door, I can't reach 0:53:53.320 --> 0:53:55.920 my door knock. And then I like pass out again, 0:53:56.080 --> 0:53:57.399 like in front of my door and then I open 0:53:57.480 --> 0:53:59.880 my door and I'm crawling through the hall and then 0:53:59.880 --> 0:54:03.000 I just like throw my body like into my sister's 0:54:03.040 --> 0:54:05.640 door because it never like shut all the way and 0:54:05.680 --> 0:54:08.080 I like plopped on the ground and I was like 0:54:09.120 --> 0:54:10.759 calling an ambulance and my mom was like, do you 0:54:10.800 --> 0:54:12.279 actually want me to call you an ambulance? And I 0:54:12.320 --> 0:54:15.600 was like I'll just die here. And then I like slept. 0:54:15.680 --> 0:54:18.160 And this was when I was like terrified of my body. 0:54:18.239 --> 0:54:21.400 Like I hated my body like so much, and I 0:54:21.440 --> 0:54:23.839 and like I really like was so afraid of dying 0:54:23.880 --> 0:54:26.480 that I didn't even show myself shirtless around my family, 0:54:26.520 --> 0:54:29.480 Like I hated my body. And I like went into 0:54:29.640 --> 0:54:31.640 like my sister's room. That was the first time y'all 0:54:31.760 --> 0:54:33.960 ever seen me shirtless, I think, like as a grown 0:54:33.960 --> 0:54:36.040 ass man. And like that's when I was like, oh, 0:54:36.080 --> 0:54:38.120 this is real. And then I was like no, just 0:54:38.120 --> 0:54:39.719 down on the floor. It's like whatever. And I was 0:54:39.760 --> 0:54:42.359 so sad falling asleep because I was like they're gonna 0:54:42.360 --> 0:54:43.680 find my body stiff. 0:54:43.440 --> 0:54:45.879 Like I write letters, yeah literally, But. 0:54:45.840 --> 0:54:47.680 Then I woke up and went to school the next day. 0:54:47.760 --> 0:54:50.160 So that was on a school night. Yeah, both of 0:54:50.200 --> 0:54:52.680 them were on the yeah. The laxid was on a 0:54:52.680 --> 0:54:54.480 school night and the next day, and I was such 0:54:54.600 --> 0:54:57.920 like a fucking nerd about school that like I overdosed 0:54:57.920 --> 0:55:00.279 on laxatives, was up till four am. That I still 0:55:00.320 --> 0:55:03.440 woke up at like six am and went to school 0:55:03.440 --> 0:55:05.160 and sat in the parking lot and did my homework 0:55:05.160 --> 0:55:07.400 in the parking lot and like same with the like 0:55:07.680 --> 0:55:10.880 tasit all night. Like I the one thing about me 0:55:10.960 --> 0:55:12.640 like growing up was like I was gonna get my 0:55:12.640 --> 0:55:15.560 school work done by any means necessary. But anyways, I 0:55:15.719 --> 0:55:19.919 was not give a fuck. Yeah, I really did. Thank you. 0:55:20.560 --> 0:55:21.080 Thank you. 0:55:21.920 --> 0:55:23.640 Also, you're giving Luigi right now. 0:55:23.880 --> 0:55:25.719 Thank you to Wait. 0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:28.960 I have two that are like top tier, and I 0:55:28.960 --> 0:55:30.640 don't know which one you want me to say, but 0:55:31.840 --> 0:55:37.719 I literally do look like you actually do. Do you 0:55:38.800 --> 0:55:40.320 want me to say the bill? 0:55:41.719 --> 0:55:43.799 Yes? Yes? Oh wait. 0:55:43.840 --> 0:55:44.920 I also have a funny. 0:55:47.640 --> 0:55:51.640 This one is so bad. I've already told it before, 0:55:51.719 --> 0:55:57.040 but you tell it from your perspective. 0:55:58.640 --> 0:56:01.400 And it was yesterday when we got out of the movie. 0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:04.000 You know, some people live above the grove and stuff. 0:56:04.480 --> 0:56:07.719 This man was literally like standing above this plaza in 0:56:07.760 --> 0:56:09.240 his underwear on the phone. 0:56:09.440 --> 0:56:09.959 Oh yeah. 0:56:10.200 --> 0:56:12.640 We were like, what the hell, like he doesn't care 0:56:12.920 --> 0:56:14.320 there and there's like so many. 0:56:14.120 --> 0:56:15.640 People around here, but that's it. 0:56:15.719 --> 0:56:17.800 That's gonna get caught because I don't know why I 0:56:17.840 --> 0:56:19.880 had to say that, all right. 0:56:21.360 --> 0:56:25.720 Okay, So we were probably probably like fourteen or something. 0:56:25.800 --> 0:56:28.439 I honestly I don't remember, but me and my dad 0:56:28.440 --> 0:56:30.000 and my brother were in the car and we're just 0:56:30.080 --> 0:56:33.400 driving back from somewhere, and me and my dad ganged 0:56:33.480 --> 0:56:35.160 up on Drew and like we always. 0:56:34.880 --> 0:56:38.719 Did, per usual, they still do. They all attack me. 0:56:38.880 --> 0:56:40.200 Steven sees it. 0:56:40.120 --> 0:56:42.680 But honestly, like it just kind of depends who gets 0:56:42.719 --> 0:56:46.160 made fun of that day, Like, yeah, there's always one time. 0:56:46.520 --> 0:56:47.960 Yeah, there's one target always. 0:56:48.000 --> 0:56:50.080 I feel like it's always Dad with somebody else and 0:56:50.719 --> 0:56:54.719 always switch it with Dad. He gets supermud, So yeah, 0:56:54.719 --> 0:56:59.560 he gets so sensitive, but so Drew. We're like ganging 0:56:59.640 --> 0:57:01.600 up on him and whatever. I don't even remember what 0:57:01.640 --> 0:57:05.880 we said, to be honest, But he goes inside and 0:57:05.880 --> 0:57:08.879 he goes I kill myself. Any and my dad were 0:57:08.920 --> 0:57:13.080 like ha ha, like whatever because he's so dramatic. 0:57:13.160 --> 0:57:14.759 Okay, yeah, I don't blame them. 0:57:14.800 --> 0:57:17.280 Well, then he goes like running up the stairs. We 0:57:17.360 --> 0:57:18.640 come in, and then I. 0:57:18.640 --> 0:57:20.720 Was like had Cyberbully already come out. 0:57:22.200 --> 0:57:25.880 Probably yeah, you were taking notes like a chair, take 0:57:25.920 --> 0:57:27.280 my share take notes. 0:57:27.600 --> 0:57:30.280 So then I was like, maybe I should go check 0:57:30.320 --> 0:57:32.880 on him because it had been like five minutes and 0:57:32.880 --> 0:57:34.680 no one like went up there to go make sure 0:57:34.680 --> 0:57:37.680 you were like crying or whatever. And so I went 0:57:37.800 --> 0:57:41.000 up there and I come in and Drew has pills 0:57:41.560 --> 0:57:44.200 in his hand and he like looks up at me, 0:57:44.240 --> 0:57:44.520 and I. 0:57:44.480 --> 0:57:47.600 Was like, how long were you sitting there? 0:57:47.720 --> 0:57:51.360 Like I was waiting, I was dead as. 0:57:54.440 --> 0:57:59.880 No one cares about. 0:57:59.440 --> 0:58:01.560 Like an edge you like hold his arm up with. 0:58:01.560 --> 0:58:05.400 Something straight up. I was waiting for them to care, 0:58:05.480 --> 0:58:07.720 like yeah, no, like straight up. I was like, I 0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:09.400 want them to know how bad they hurt me. I'm 0:58:09.400 --> 0:58:11.320 going to sit here with a pile of pills in 0:58:11.360 --> 0:58:14.800 my hands like I was about to take them. 0:58:15.800 --> 0:58:18.480 I when got my mom and I think my mom 0:58:18.960 --> 0:58:23.240 confiscated the pill. I don't even know what it was, probably. 0:58:24.680 --> 0:58:25.080 Some ship. 0:58:25.400 --> 0:58:32.320 Always the ad It's always like, yeah, an advil or out. 0:58:33.520 --> 0:58:35.760 But I was like, I definitely should go probably check 0:58:35.800 --> 0:58:37.760 on him because he was Yeah. 0:58:38.120 --> 0:58:41.400 One thing about Madelin if she is a very sympathetic 0:58:41.480 --> 0:58:45.040 person and like she makes she has to make in that. 0:58:45.000 --> 0:58:47.400 Story she was pushing you to suicide. 0:58:46.880 --> 0:58:49.760 But she was the one that checked on me. It's 0:58:50.120 --> 0:58:50.880 like Stockholm. 0:58:51.280 --> 0:58:54.520 Yeah, yeah, you have to build up the trust. 0:58:54.200 --> 0:58:56.919 And Madeline make sure everybody's okay. It's lit. 0:58:57.320 --> 0:58:58.320 Yeah, me. 0:59:00.360 --> 0:59:00.480 Ya. 0:59:00.520 --> 0:59:02.160 How are you about the coffee earlier? 0:59:03.760 --> 0:59:04.680 I'm still sticky. 0:59:04.720 --> 0:59:06.360 I'm not kidding, Like that's why I went to the 0:59:06.360 --> 0:59:08.280 bathroom for a second, because I'm like still sticky. I 0:59:08.280 --> 0:59:10.240 don't know if you notice I keep like touching my arm, 0:59:10.600 --> 0:59:13.600 it's because I'm literally sticky. Before we started this episode, 0:59:13.720 --> 0:59:15.840 I had my coffee sitting here and I was moving 0:59:15.880 --> 0:59:18.240 things around because we film in our stupid fucking kitchen, 0:59:18.280 --> 0:59:20.400 so we have to move everything every time we film, 0:59:20.760 --> 0:59:25.800 and my whole cup of coffee just fell onto the ground. 0:59:26.400 --> 0:59:28.560 It exploded everywhere. 0:59:28.600 --> 0:59:31.720 It ruined all the books and the CDs, it everywhere. 0:59:31.760 --> 0:59:34.160 Counteracted it trying to catch it, and then it like 0:59:34.280 --> 0:59:36.600 made the cup like go higher and just it went 0:59:36.640 --> 0:59:37.640 all over the walls. 0:59:38.000 --> 0:59:39.120 It was so. 0:59:38.960 --> 0:59:42.600 Bad, like we were about to start recording too, and. 0:59:42.520 --> 0:59:44.280 I did tear up. 0:59:44.440 --> 0:59:46.600 And if it was three PM, I probably would have 0:59:46.720 --> 0:59:47.720 committed suicide. 0:59:49.840 --> 1:00:07.080 D Oh, look at her, hello, she is the cutest 1:00:07.080 --> 1:00:07.560 baby ever? 1:00:08.360 --> 1:00:08.680 Is this? 1:00:09.160 --> 1:00:10.160 Did you wake up? 1:00:12.440 --> 1:00:13.080 Wake up? 1:00:15.640 --> 1:00:18.120 Do you love Anya? Hello? 1:00:18.400 --> 1:00:19.080 Baby King? 1:00:19.960 --> 1:00:21.840 She is the cutest baby ever. 1:00:24.480 --> 1:00:26.560 Hi, mom come say hi. 1:00:27.880 --> 1:00:28.960 She's the babysitter. 1:00:33.720 --> 1:00:35.640 Should I let her put my finger on her mouth 1:00:35.680 --> 1:00:36.600 so she has some coffee? 1:00:36.600 --> 1:00:41.640 And get the coffee? But yeah, she is the cutest 1:00:41.640 --> 1:00:42.520 baby on the planet. 1:00:42.560 --> 1:00:46.280 Man, we were just telling the you can kill myself 1:00:46.360 --> 1:00:48.040 and you confiscated. 1:00:49.680 --> 1:00:50.400 The pills. 1:00:52.520 --> 1:01:05.240 Was that a common occurrence for Drew. 1:01:03.560 --> 1:01:04.280 Headphones? 1:01:04.720 --> 1:01:05.080 Yeah? 1:01:05.320 --> 1:01:06.760 So are you gonna tell that one? 1:01:06.960 --> 1:01:12.880 Yeah? Okay, oh my god, we're again. We messed with 1:01:12.960 --> 1:01:15.880 Drew so much. But it was probably around like fourteen 1:01:16.040 --> 1:01:21.400 fifteen who had some like super scary headphones on that 1:01:21.480 --> 1:01:24.760 were like three dollars dollar sketchy Bluetooth. 1:01:24.800 --> 1:01:26.919 It was like the first Bluetooth headset ever made. 1:01:27.160 --> 1:01:30.240 He connected him to his phone and all of a sudden, 1:01:30.640 --> 1:01:32.560 he like screamed, rell loud in it. 1:01:35.240 --> 1:01:35.520 Again? 1:01:38.040 --> 1:01:40.720 No, No, okay, yeah, so scary headphones. 1:01:41.320 --> 1:01:44.000 So all of a sudden, he like screams real loud 1:01:44.040 --> 1:01:47.480 and hits the headphones out, and he like starts, oh 1:01:47.560 --> 1:01:48.760 my god, here's are ringing. 1:01:49.000 --> 1:01:49.800 My year's are ringing. 1:01:49.880 --> 1:01:52.880 He's like, you know what's funny? He's literally done this. Recently. 1:01:52.920 --> 1:01:55.400 We went to a concert and for two weeks and was. 1:01:55.400 --> 1:01:58.800 Like, oh, my ears are swinging. I don't know what's happening. 1:01:58.880 --> 1:02:01.440 I think I'm probably gonna go still this one still is. 1:02:01.480 --> 1:02:03.800 It's just that I figured out it's like I think 1:02:03.800 --> 1:02:05.280 I have like a small ear canal. 1:02:05.760 --> 1:02:09.640 Okay, right, okay, And he figured that out by himself. 1:02:10.400 --> 1:02:12.080 Okay. So his ears are ringing. 1:02:12.080 --> 1:02:14.480 His ears are ringing. He's freaking out. So he goes 1:02:14.520 --> 1:02:18.560 into the bathroom. Well, my friend is there, and so 1:02:18.560 --> 1:02:24.600 it's my Sarah. So it's me Sarah, my mom my 1:02:24.640 --> 1:02:32.040 first kiss. Yeah, and so we are Have you told 1:02:32.080 --> 1:02:32.960 that story? No? 1:02:33.160 --> 1:02:39.880 Hell no, I think I did. Luna's attacking pretty it's 1:02:39.920 --> 1:02:40.680 pretty terrible. 1:02:43.200 --> 1:02:44.200 Has the baby off? 1:02:49.560 --> 1:02:51.200 Oh she's the happiest baby ever. 1:02:52.680 --> 1:02:59.000 Yeah, sos freaking out. He's in the bathroom and me, 1:02:59.200 --> 1:03:01.360 it's Sarah and mom were like, could be funny to 1:03:01.400 --> 1:03:05.720 convince him that he went down, and so we muted 1:03:05.920 --> 1:03:08.920 the TV really quick and he comes out and we're 1:03:08.960 --> 1:03:15.439 all like mouthing, Like we're all like mouthing, and we're 1:03:15.480 --> 1:03:20.200 like muffled laughing, and so he starts for freaking start. 1:03:22.480 --> 1:03:27.880 He started crying, reaking out, and he just thought, like, 1:03:27.960 --> 1:03:30.560 because like the muffled laughing and stuff like that, that's 1:03:30.600 --> 1:03:32.880 what convinced him that he was deaf, like because he 1:03:32.960 --> 1:03:35.720 obviously doesn't know what it feels like her. It sounds 1:03:35.760 --> 1:03:38.480 like I guess, but yeah, that's really funny. 1:03:38.560 --> 1:03:42.600 They electrocuted me. They like electrocuted the insides of my ear. 1:03:43.040 --> 1:03:45.320 It was fucked up and my ears were like ringing, 1:03:45.400 --> 1:03:51.200 and like it was like. 1:03:49.280 --> 1:03:51.280 You were like fully a part of it, but you 1:03:51.360 --> 1:03:53.240 were definitely there letting it happen. 1:03:53.520 --> 1:03:55.840 But you know, she was, she was a part of it. 1:03:56.200 --> 1:03:58.160 She was like mouthing words too. 1:03:58.600 --> 1:04:02.400 I'm the one that said, Drew, it's okay, yeah, because 1:04:02.520 --> 1:04:05.000 Drew also he was talking out loud, but he thought 1:04:05.040 --> 1:04:08.440 it was just like in his head, so he didn't 1:04:08.480 --> 1:04:10.440 realize that he was like hearing himself. 1:04:10.480 --> 1:04:13.760 He thought it was so weird. 1:04:14.040 --> 1:04:15.800 You were too old to be believing in that. 1:04:16.880 --> 1:04:18.800 And I cried. I literally cried. 1:04:19.360 --> 1:04:20.680 That's when we started feeling bad. 1:04:20.720 --> 1:04:22.160 We're like, okay, it's okay. 1:04:22.240 --> 1:04:24.480 We're like turning on the TV. We're like, Dally promise 1:04:24.560 --> 1:04:24.800 you can. 1:04:27.360 --> 1:04:29.960 Yeah, literally literally looking her. 1:04:30.240 --> 1:04:35.920 Just looking around, sweet sweet, I wish he's so distracting, 1:04:36.040 --> 1:04:37.760 Like I can't be in a room with her without 1:04:37.800 --> 1:04:41.200 just being like, baby, you know what. 1:04:41.560 --> 1:04:47.280 My favorite story of you is ever Madaline is like 1:04:48.280 --> 1:04:51.440 it's so mean and I've told it before and we 1:04:51.600 --> 1:04:58.200 just talked about it, but like when you have like yeah, 1:04:58.360 --> 1:04:58.640 like a. 1:05:01.800 --> 1:05:04.600 I still do. I am very hairy. I hope Luna 1:05:04.680 --> 1:05:05.560 gets her desk. 1:05:06.480 --> 1:05:08.000 Girls need to cut that ship off. 1:05:09.080 --> 1:05:11.360 We're gonna get her a laser away contract by the 1:05:11.440 --> 1:05:13.880 time she's like seven, so lasering her. 1:05:14.240 --> 1:05:16.840 I was like we were like six years old, seven 1:05:16.920 --> 1:05:20.360 years old or something, and like mat don't had Harry arms. 1:05:20.360 --> 1:05:22.800 So you would call her like Chewbacca and ship. 1:05:23.440 --> 1:05:26.040 All of my brothers, every single one of them, y'all 1:05:26.080 --> 1:05:28.640 are seemed to be protecting me, building up confidence. 1:05:29.040 --> 1:05:32.080 You know. We called her like Chewbacca, and my mom 1:05:32.200 --> 1:05:33.360 actually like let her shave. 1:05:34.400 --> 1:05:36.320 Yeah, she would let me shave my legs and arms 1:05:36.320 --> 1:05:37.200 in like third grade. 1:05:37.360 --> 1:05:43.400 But my favorite, Harry, my favorite, favorite, favorite thing we 1:05:43.520 --> 1:05:49.400 ever did was there's this picture the ugly monkey girl, 1:05:49.520 --> 1:05:52.560 Like I don't yeah, I don't know what it is. 1:05:52.600 --> 1:05:53.520 It's the funniest thing. 1:05:53.680 --> 1:05:56.080 It was like it that was early internet d It 1:05:56.120 --> 1:05:56.439 was like. 1:05:57.240 --> 1:06:00.880 Og internet days, but we would say that that was Madeline, 1:06:00.920 --> 1:06:02.680 and like we would put that as like the screen 1:06:02.880 --> 1:06:07.080 saving and be like good family photo like it was. 1:06:07.200 --> 1:06:09.520 It was everywhere like and we would just say that 1:06:09.600 --> 1:06:11.520 was an Adeline all the time, and like we would 1:06:11.560 --> 1:06:13.080 just bully the shit out of her. 1:06:13.000 --> 1:06:15.200 With I'm like, that's so mean. As if I didn't 1:06:15.200 --> 1:06:17.720 do that to my siblings. I was like the meanest 1:06:17.720 --> 1:06:20.200 big sister ever. Like I was literally when people talk 1:06:20.240 --> 1:06:22.560 about like their big sister being a bitch, I was 1:06:22.640 --> 1:06:25.840 that bitch. Like I was so mean my little sister. 1:06:25.880 --> 1:06:26.560 I will never forget. 1:06:26.600 --> 1:06:28.680 She wanted to be a singer so fucking bad when 1:06:28.720 --> 1:06:31.240 she was younger. And one time we were standing. 1:06:30.880 --> 1:06:34.360 Out, like walking around my radio while Halo was playing 1:06:34.360 --> 1:06:36.160 and I heard her singing. I literally paused and I 1:06:36.200 --> 1:06:38.080 was like, you seriously think you're gonna be a singer 1:06:38.120 --> 1:06:39.040 when you sound like shit? 1:06:39.200 --> 1:06:40.240 Like what are we talking about? 1:06:40.320 --> 1:06:42.000 And I was like sing the song, sing it, song 1:06:42.160 --> 1:06:44.320 like sing it, and she like goes to sing and 1:06:44.320 --> 1:06:47.360 I was like, oh, oh my god, yeah, you need 1:06:47.360 --> 1:06:48.600 to figure something else out. 1:06:48.720 --> 1:06:50.040 They did that to me too. 1:06:50.680 --> 1:06:53.280 Well, No, that was the complain opposite. 1:06:53.360 --> 1:06:55.240 I think Dad said dream. 1:06:57.720 --> 1:06:59.600 I was telling kiddy, I'm a good boss because I 1:06:59.760 --> 1:07:03.560 literally be like like, they won't shut. 1:07:03.320 --> 1:07:07.240 The in the car. 1:07:07.440 --> 1:07:09.760 My dad was like, hey, Drew, you actually have like 1:07:09.840 --> 1:07:13.200 a decent boys. And ever since then, for like a year, 1:07:13.320 --> 1:07:14.400 stranger would be. 1:07:14.360 --> 1:07:21.360 Like, we're not scaring her so bad? 1:07:22.240 --> 1:07:32.600 Do it too? I would like something to say, he. 1:07:32.840 --> 1:07:36.720 Had, she's still so sleepy. 1:07:36.840 --> 1:07:38.960 But do you think she's gonna sleep the plane ride? 1:07:39.200 --> 1:07:39.360 Oh? 1:07:39.400 --> 1:07:41.560 I hope so she did come in here. 1:07:42.360 --> 1:07:44.600 Yeah, dude, that is so funny. 1:07:44.640 --> 1:07:44.800 Oh. 1:07:44.840 --> 1:07:48.320 Also with the monkey thing, my little brother became really 1:07:48.440 --> 1:07:51.480 terrified of monkeys. So then we would put his iPad 1:07:51.920 --> 1:07:55.560 screensaver as a monkey, and like like when he went 1:07:55.600 --> 1:07:57.480 to the kitchen to get a snack and be and 1:07:57.520 --> 1:07:59.120 we'd make it and he would go to turn out 1:07:59.160 --> 1:08:03.960 and be like like like literally run away from it, 1:08:04.000 --> 1:08:06.320 and we're like what and we're like this this. 1:08:06.320 --> 1:08:08.880 And then we would literally chase him with the iPad 1:08:09.040 --> 1:08:09.720 like behind it. 1:08:10.200 --> 1:08:14.560 Speaking of chasing it, chase with the knife. 1:08:14.600 --> 1:08:17.519 Before we were at my grandma's house and we were 1:08:17.560 --> 1:08:20.559 watching this show Billy and Mandy with a grim Reaper 1:08:20.600 --> 1:08:23.479 in it, and this is her parents, and we were 1:08:23.520 --> 1:08:25.160 like spending the night there and they had made his 1:08:25.240 --> 1:08:27.920 cowboy coffee and like we were kind of tweaking off 1:08:27.960 --> 1:08:28.840 the coffee a little bit. 1:08:29.280 --> 1:08:32.360 Coffee was literally milk with a splash of coffee. 1:08:32.400 --> 1:08:33.759 Yeah, we were crazy. 1:08:33.840 --> 1:08:37.400 We were tweaking off the caffine for sure. And what 1:08:37.720 --> 1:08:40.559 started this but me and Adelin started fighting and I 1:08:40.600 --> 1:08:42.080 was like, I was like, Okay, I'm gonna have to 1:08:42.160 --> 1:08:43.680 kill this bitch and I'm gonna have to kill her. 1:08:43.920 --> 1:08:45.960 So I grab a knife and I started chasing her. 1:08:46.000 --> 1:08:48.280 I wasn't actually gonna stab you, but like I was 1:08:48.360 --> 1:08:50.599 chasing her around the house like this with the knife, 1:08:50.880 --> 1:08:54.880 and then her dad, my grandpa, like grabbed me by 1:08:54.920 --> 1:08:58.400 my wrist and was like stop that now, Like he 1:08:58.560 --> 1:08:59.320 was pissed. 1:08:59.360 --> 1:09:00.360 We never see. 1:09:02.280 --> 1:09:05.400 He's watching a child bear a knife to kill his sibling. 1:09:05.800 --> 1:09:08.280 Like he was pissed. He was a very religious man, 1:09:08.680 --> 1:09:10.680 and he was pissed that we were watching Billy Man. 1:09:10.720 --> 1:09:12.519 He was like, it's this show. It's this show. It's 1:09:12.560 --> 1:09:15.240 the Devil show. And he turned it off and like. 1:09:15.600 --> 1:09:19.559 Sad, you're either the child who attempted to sab your 1:09:19.600 --> 1:09:23.320 sibling or you were the one who And I've been 1:09:23.360 --> 1:09:25.519 on both ends, like I've one. 1:09:25.400 --> 1:09:26.880 Time tried to kill me before. 1:09:27.120 --> 1:09:29.920 I've never chased my sibling with a knife, but like 1:09:30.120 --> 1:09:33.760 I remember vividly one time my siblings were like cornering 1:09:33.800 --> 1:09:35.559 me for some reason. I don't remember what it was 1:09:35.600 --> 1:09:37.720 I did, but they were both pissed at me and like, 1:09:37.760 --> 1:09:40.360 so it was like my older sibling and my younger sibling, 1:09:40.600 --> 1:09:42.720 who I'm like three years apart by each. I don't 1:09:42.720 --> 1:09:44.080 know what the fuck it was that I did, but 1:09:44.160 --> 1:09:46.000 we were in the kitchen, and my kitchen was like 1:09:46.040 --> 1:09:47.280 this almost like hallway. 1:09:47.320 --> 1:09:47.840 It was like a. 1:09:47.720 --> 1:09:50.720 Longer kitchen than a wider kitchen, and I literally went 1:09:50.760 --> 1:09:51.400 in there and I was like. 1:09:51.439 --> 1:09:53.320 Leave me alone, and I grabbed the knife. I was like, 1:09:53.479 --> 1:09:56.840 good fucking kill you. Get away, like and I just remember. 1:09:56.560 --> 1:10:00.479 Screaming at them, and they were both like, oh, oh wow, okay, 1:10:00.720 --> 1:10:03.120 and they just like left me alone. And then one 1:10:03.120 --> 1:10:05.960 time my little sister got so fucking pissed at me. 1:10:06.000 --> 1:10:08.479 And we had to have been like I was ten 1:10:08.520 --> 1:10:12.160 and she was seven, Like we were really young. And 1:10:12.240 --> 1:10:14.599 my dad has always done construction, so we had these 1:10:14.640 --> 1:10:19.680 like long, like sharp pipes like rods in the backyard 1:10:19.720 --> 1:10:22.679 because he was building someone a fence that week or something, 1:10:23.040 --> 1:10:24.800 so we had them like laid out in a pile, 1:10:24.880 --> 1:10:26.799 and me and my sister were playing, and I remember 1:10:26.880 --> 1:10:30.200 like I was on the swing set, like the wood 1:10:30.200 --> 1:10:32.280 part of it, holding onto there, like talking to her, 1:10:32.280 --> 1:10:34.120 and I think we got into an argument over something, 1:10:34.360 --> 1:10:36.800 and she literally went and grabbed one of the pipes. 1:10:36.520 --> 1:10:37.120 And came up to me. 1:10:37.200 --> 1:10:38.800 She was like, if you get down, I'm gonna fucking 1:10:38.880 --> 1:10:39.200 kill it. 1:10:39.479 --> 1:10:41.600 Like I was like, I'm just sitting up there, and 1:10:41.640 --> 1:10:44.720 I remember, as young as ten, she's always had like 1:10:44.800 --> 1:10:47.960 blue hazel eyes, and in that moment, I swore to God, 1:10:48.000 --> 1:10:49.240 her eyes turned black, like. 1:10:49.200 --> 1:10:50.920 I genuinely thought she was gonna kill me. 1:10:50.960 --> 1:10:52.640 Like I was like I saw a demon for the 1:10:52.720 --> 1:10:54.400 first time in the flesh and it was my sister. 1:10:54.520 --> 1:10:55.360 Like I literally. 1:10:55.200 --> 1:10:59.280 Was told that. You literally you thought she was like. 1:10:58.360 --> 1:11:00.840 Yeah, I thought she was act She's going to kill me, 1:11:00.960 --> 1:11:02.840 like I had never seen a human that mad in 1:11:02.880 --> 1:11:05.479 my life. And then she like freaked herself out and 1:11:05.520 --> 1:11:06.880 like threw it down and she was like I hate 1:11:06.920 --> 1:11:09.240 you and ran away, and I was just like, my god, 1:11:09.280 --> 1:11:09.960 I just survived. 1:11:10.200 --> 1:11:13.360 I just survived a killer, Like I literally survived the. 1:11:13.400 --> 1:11:15.840 Last thing I'll say. And then we can go into 1:11:15.880 --> 1:11:18.479 media and then just move on. But it was when 1:11:20.920 --> 1:11:23.280 you I don't remember the context of it, but when 1:11:23.280 --> 1:11:26.479 I frisbee that hanger at you and it no. 1:11:27.200 --> 1:11:30.040 What happened was we were again at our mamma and 1:11:30.120 --> 1:11:33.040 Granddad's and I was sleeping. 1:11:32.600 --> 1:11:36.040 On this I frisbee to hanger at you at our 1:11:36.160 --> 1:11:37.000 house too. 1:11:36.920 --> 1:11:40.200 Okay, And I remember that. I remember is I was 1:11:40.280 --> 1:11:42.879 sleeping and we were old. We were probably like sixteen 1:11:43.000 --> 1:11:45.519 seventeen at this point, and I'm just like sleeping with 1:11:45.560 --> 1:11:49.280 my neck up and Drew comes over and hits me 1:11:49.760 --> 1:11:55.920 right yeah, And I could not breathe for I'm not 1:11:56.000 --> 1:11:58.519 kidding you, like a minute and a half, so scary, 1:11:58.560 --> 1:11:59.880 and Drew was just like freaking out. 1:12:01.040 --> 1:12:03.160 I was so scared. I was like, oh my god, 1:12:03.160 --> 1:12:05.559 I just killed my sister. I was like, oh wow. 1:12:05.960 --> 1:12:09.160 But I also did the same thing, and I think 1:12:09.160 --> 1:12:12.240 it hit either between your eyes or under in your throat, 1:12:12.400 --> 1:12:13.920 Like I don't remember what it was, but the same 1:12:13.920 --> 1:12:16.880 thing happened. But you said you remember the hanger you. 1:12:17.000 --> 1:12:22.759 Were upstairs, but I just remember being upset, like that's 1:12:22.800 --> 1:12:25.760 it just anger. Well, one time I shot my brother 1:12:25.840 --> 1:12:27.200 in the face with the BB gun, but it was 1:12:27.240 --> 1:12:29.559 like so far away, and I didn't think I had 1:12:29.560 --> 1:12:32.080 that good of aim, and my bad ass little fucking 1:12:32.360 --> 1:12:35.080 no that hurt the fuck on him. His cheek was 1:12:35.200 --> 1:12:37.559 so red, and I didn't think I can ang that far. 1:12:37.600 --> 1:12:40.120 And my badass little cousin had given me this bebe gun. 1:12:40.360 --> 1:12:42.599 And my brother was across the room watching a routou 1:12:42.960 --> 1:12:45.880 and I like just remember pointing it and I was like, 1:12:45.920 --> 1:12:47.479 there's no way I hit him in the head, and 1:12:47.520 --> 1:12:49.400 I like wanted to hit him in the head, and 1:12:49.479 --> 1:12:54.160 I shot it, and literally he just goes like, yell, 1:12:54.439 --> 1:12:57.000 the lad whatever's going yell, and he like looks at 1:12:57.040 --> 1:12:58.320 me and he starts running after me. 1:12:58.360 --> 1:13:00.599 I literally ran and I hid and like you know. 1:13:00.600 --> 1:13:04.080 The big plastic like kiddy stuff, like the truck, like 1:13:04.160 --> 1:13:08.080 the little trucks. My cousins had a big like play 1:13:08.120 --> 1:13:10.760 toy box thing, and I literally went and hid in 1:13:10.840 --> 1:13:13.240 there for like thirty minutes, and like. 1:13:13.320 --> 1:13:14.720 With the spiders, I got like. 1:13:14.680 --> 1:13:16.800 Taking his eye out or I know, literally I could 1:13:16.840 --> 1:13:17.879 have made him blind. 1:13:18.000 --> 1:13:20.280 And I was hiding for so long and he went, yeah, 1:13:20.280 --> 1:13:22.479 he went and told everybody, and everybody was looking for me, 1:13:22.520 --> 1:13:27.000 and I was like, like I was like I'm gonna 1:13:27.000 --> 1:13:28.040 get my ass whooped up. 1:13:28.920 --> 1:13:33.439 Like speaking of hiding. When we were in kindergarten, we 1:13:33.479 --> 1:13:36.640 had just had to talk about nine one one and like, 1:13:36.680 --> 1:13:39.760 if you're ever in a bad situation, called nine one one. 1:13:40.360 --> 1:13:44.639 We went home that day after the assembly and called 1:13:44.720 --> 1:13:47.080 nine one and hung. 1:13:46.960 --> 1:13:47.599 Up really quick. 1:13:47.600 --> 1:13:50.080 Okay, cool whatever. We were like, okay, we got away 1:13:50.080 --> 1:13:54.920 with it like this, and we all of a sudden 1:13:55.000 --> 1:13:58.640 start hearing like knocking at the door, and we were terrified. 1:13:58.680 --> 1:14:01.320 We're like, oh my god. So we hid under her parents' 1:14:01.400 --> 1:14:03.559 bed and we're like under there and we hear like 1:14:03.640 --> 1:14:06.600 police officers walking around and like all this stuff, and 1:14:06.640 --> 1:14:09.519 me Andre were like petrified, like shaking under the bed. 1:14:09.880 --> 1:14:10.599 Were freak. 1:14:10.920 --> 1:14:13.120 They like had let's come out and they were like 1:14:13.240 --> 1:14:15.040 talking to us, and I just remember being like so 1:14:15.400 --> 1:14:18.400 terrified of like we were gonna get so much dude. 1:14:18.840 --> 1:14:20.840 That was the worst thing they could have done is 1:14:21.000 --> 1:14:23.400 teach children how to call nine one one, because one 1:14:23.840 --> 1:14:27.519 we didn't own phones yet, like it we in any 1:14:27.640 --> 1:14:29.920 point of danger, Like of course kids need to know that. 1:14:30.040 --> 1:14:31.920 But like all it did is I feel like every 1:14:31.960 --> 1:14:33.760 kid went through a phase of with their cousins and 1:14:33.800 --> 1:14:36.040 their siblings calling nine one one. I did that shit 1:14:36.200 --> 1:14:39.799 so many times, Like I vividly remember there was a Dorothy, 1:14:40.200 --> 1:14:41.639 like the Dorothy toys were at. 1:14:41.600 --> 1:14:42.559 Burger King or something. 1:14:42.640 --> 1:14:44.360 We had just come home from Burger King and I 1:14:44.439 --> 1:14:46.320 was sitting in the front and I like was just bored. 1:14:46.400 --> 1:14:48.599 I did it solo. I was bored as. 1:14:48.520 --> 1:14:50.040 Fuck, and I just went up and I called it 1:14:50.120 --> 1:14:51.320 and she was like, hello operator. 1:14:51.360 --> 1:14:53.840 I was like, and then I just hung up and 1:14:53.960 --> 1:14:55.640 I went and sat back at the front door, and 1:14:55.680 --> 1:14:57.360 I think subconsciously I was like, I want to see 1:14:57.360 --> 1:14:59.160 if they actually show up. And then I just sat 1:14:59.200 --> 1:15:02.360 there playing and the police showed up. My mom went 1:15:03.040 --> 1:15:04.439 to the door and she like looked down at me. 1:15:04.520 --> 1:15:05.559 She's like, did you call the police? 1:15:05.560 --> 1:15:09.240 And I was just like no, no, oh, no, I didn't. 1:15:09.479 --> 1:15:11.200 And she was like, who called the police? And I 1:15:11.320 --> 1:15:12.759 was like, how do you call the police? 1:15:13.120 --> 1:15:15.040 And I remember I just like acted like I didn't 1:15:15.080 --> 1:15:16.760 know what was happening, and like I was confused and 1:15:16.800 --> 1:15:18.800 I fully got away with it, and like nobody knew 1:15:18.840 --> 1:15:21.880 that I did it, but my siblings were sleeping, so obviously. 1:15:21.520 --> 1:15:22.760 It was me, And I think my mom just looked 1:15:22.760 --> 1:15:23.360 at me She's. 1:15:23.200 --> 1:15:29.160 Like, whatever, whatever, keep playing she did bad. Yeah, the 1:15:29.280 --> 1:15:31.040 for real the last thing I'll say, because we got 1:15:31.160 --> 1:15:35.840 to go take you out to the airport was Jane 1:15:35.920 --> 1:15:36.639 Silent Bob. 1:15:37.360 --> 1:15:37.920 The song. 1:15:38.320 --> 1:15:40.280 So we had a direct TV worker. 1:15:40.120 --> 1:15:44.800 Over and my we're like three, just learning how to 1:15:44.920 --> 1:15:47.519 talk and be good at talking, oh so young. 1:15:47.720 --> 1:15:50.840 And my parents or my dad loved the Jane's Silent 1:15:50.920 --> 1:15:53.200 Bob movie, if you know. And there's this song in 1:15:53.280 --> 1:15:55.519 there called like I don't want to say it in 1:15:55.560 --> 1:16:02.439 front of her, but it's like basically like smoking, and 1:16:02.560 --> 1:16:06.439 you were proud of us. Well, the direct worker came 1:16:06.520 --> 1:16:11.800 over and I remember Mom saying, do it say it? 1:16:12.000 --> 1:16:12.720 Like do the thing? 1:16:13.680 --> 1:16:16.839 Why your door? You remember being by Yell's like bedroom door. 1:16:16.880 --> 1:16:19.320 Start singing it and we start saying it and doing 1:16:19.400 --> 1:16:21.759 the whole thing and like all this and the direct 1:16:21.800 --> 1:16:24.120 TV guy did not really he did not think it 1:16:24.240 --> 1:16:26.439 was cool at all. He did not like it, And 1:16:26.560 --> 1:16:29.280 then we ended up getting in trouble for it because, 1:16:29.320 --> 1:16:31.599 like you said, you're like and then you gas led 1:16:31.720 --> 1:16:34.559 us into thinking that we did something bad. But yeah, 1:16:34.600 --> 1:16:38.040 I remember like the Jane Silent Bob. 1:16:40.800 --> 1:16:43.240 I remember I was obsessed with like Tenacious D and 1:16:43.320 --> 1:16:46.240 all the songs and there were so yeah, and my 1:16:46.400 --> 1:16:49.120 parents had this CD for the soundtrack, so me and 1:16:49.160 --> 1:16:51.280 my brother would listen to that, and then I was 1:16:51.320 --> 1:16:53.200 like why. I remember growing older, I was like, why 1:16:53.240 --> 1:16:55.040 are my parents putting this on in the car for us? 1:16:55.240 --> 1:16:56.479 Like they thought that was funny that. 1:16:56.479 --> 1:17:00.479 We were like that was what we were learning, all right, 1:17:01.680 --> 1:17:02.680 Media of the. 1:17:05.640 --> 1:17:07.720 Like me when no one cares about media, like we 1:17:07.920 --> 1:17:09.920 just do it for ourselves, and like I just want 1:17:09.960 --> 1:17:11.560 to talk. I just want to keep talking about it, 1:17:11.760 --> 1:17:14.120 Like I saw Bottoms and it was so fucking funny. 1:17:14.160 --> 1:17:18.320 I'm literally gonna see it again tonight. Best movie ever. 1:17:18.640 --> 1:17:22.280 And then songs Q Fanfare by Prefab Sprout, bring Me 1:17:22.360 --> 1:17:23.360 Back Jeff Cowell. 1:17:23.680 --> 1:17:25.920 All I have to do is dream the Everly Brothers. 1:17:26.200 --> 1:17:26.600 That's it. 1:17:27.080 --> 1:17:30.080 Mine is walk On by otis the third and then 1:17:30.120 --> 1:17:31.639 what's that TV wonder song? 1:17:33.280 --> 1:17:37.200 I believe if this time and it will be over? 1:17:37.920 --> 1:17:40.760 And then don't leave me, Harry Nielsen, I have one 1:17:41.600 --> 1:17:45.080 happy song. I almost said that. I almost said that 1:17:45.880 --> 1:17:47.360 Luna loves imaging heap. 1:17:52.760 --> 1:17:55.920 Oh you're so cute. What is she doing? 1:17:56.720 --> 1:17:57.880 It's like holding it down? 1:17:59.479 --> 1:18:03.240 Oh my god, Oh you're gonna talk now. 1:18:03.280 --> 1:18:04.759 Are y'all gonna put her under the plane? 1:18:05.360 --> 1:18:05.639 Yeah? 1:18:06.560 --> 1:18:11.600 Yeah, but all right, that was the episode. Thank you 1:18:11.760 --> 1:18:14.880 Madeline so much. Shut yourself out, all your. 1:18:14.880 --> 1:18:18.680 Socials, Madeline and Steven if you want to see more 1:18:18.720 --> 1:18:23.599 of YouTube and TikTok a x X Madeline ax Steven. 1:18:23.880 --> 1:18:27.880 Yeah on I g but that was that episode. Hope 1:18:27.880 --> 1:18:32.719 you enjoyed. This is my beautiful mother. That's Steve, that's Luna. 1:18:33.720 --> 1:18:37.000 Bye, thanks for watching, Thanks for being on, Madeline. That 1:18:37.240 --> 1:18:39.040 was awesome. I'm stealing this baby. 1:18:39.840 --> 1:18:41.320 She'll stay with us. She's going to stay with. 1:18:41.360 --> 1:18:43.760 Us, with us, have complain and we're gonna take her 1:18:43.800 --> 1:18:44.559 to the nice guy. 1:18:45.040 --> 1:18:46.360 Yes, she's gonna party with us. 1:18:47.200 --> 1:18:47.920 You're on the list. 1:18:48.240 --> 1:18:49.439 We're gonna get you on the list. 1:18:50.240 --> 1:18:51.840 He's gonna get flood out by dream 1:19:19.080 --> 1:19:19.360 Shot.