Speaker 1: I got it this time.
Speaker 2: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom Today. I am
Speaker 2: by the two scariest people ever who came out of
Speaker 2: the same vagina vagina.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna do an introduction or like.
Speaker 1: What introduce yourself? Who are you? Who are.
Speaker 4: I'm Drew sister, twin sister.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 4: Madeline?
Speaker 3: Okay, y'all are like you just met?
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know who this woman is, Like.
Speaker 3: We just found her.
Speaker 2: She was a doppelginger who a fan took a picture
Speaker 2: of and we were like, we need her all you just.
Speaker 1: Picked her up from skid row.
Speaker 4: By the way, I laugh a lot, so I just
Speaker 4: know I'm gonna laugh at done.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's like really fucked up.
Speaker 4: Actually, we don't like that over here, Like we just.
Speaker 1: Don't laugh, Just don't laugh.
Speaker 3: Not trying not to laugh.
Speaker 2: Challenge those have never been good. Like in the history
Speaker 2: of trying not to laugh challenge compilations on YouTube.
Speaker 1: They have never been I've never once laughed at it.
Speaker 1: Try not to laugh compilation unless I'm in it. Unless
Speaker 1: I'm in it.
Speaker 2: This coversation is giving like would you wear like like
Speaker 2: dead person?
Speaker 1: What does he say? Oh? Hell no, hell there are.
Speaker 2: These two guys who are like, I don't even know
Speaker 2: if they actually had a podcast.
Speaker 1: They did, but we couldn't find full episodes of this.
Speaker 2: It was like snippets on TikTok and like they would
Speaker 2: sit across the table from each other and the questions
Speaker 2: they were asking each other were so bad, like they
Speaker 2: weren't good and it was like, would you ever wear
Speaker 2: like like Vintitch clothes And the other guy was like,
Speaker 2: like close a dead person wore and he was like, oh,
Speaker 2: hell no.
Speaker 1: And that was the entire clip controlling they were being serious,
Speaker 1: and it's literally one of my favorite tiktoks ever because
Speaker 1: the dude, the way he says, oh hell no, it
Speaker 1: is so fucking fun, Like it's so monotone. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: welcome back to emergency and or calm. This is my
Speaker 1: lovely twin sister Madam thought we thought we might bring
Speaker 1: her on and just share a couple of funny stories
Speaker 1: about me and uh, see where it goes. See where
Speaker 1: this episode takes us.
Speaker 3: How are you enjoying LA this time? It's not your
Speaker 3: first time here.
Speaker 4: No, we had fun. It was with our daughter for
Speaker 4: the first time. We have a almost seven months.
Speaker 1: Old My twin sister is literally pregnant and I'm mother. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here wearing a fucking Supreme Box logo shirt like something.
Speaker 4: By the way, you said that, I was, Oh.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I wasn't I supposed to say that. Was not
Speaker 1: supposed to say that. Wait, they have should we callk that?
Speaker 3: No one knows yet.
Speaker 2: No one knows it's triplets, they're getting a tlcybe.
Speaker 1: You know something that I don't know know because I
Speaker 1: predicted your pregnancy, I knew.
Speaker 4: It was first to know. Yeah, I was pregnant.
Speaker 1: I literally knew, Like I was like calling everybody, was like,
Speaker 1: something is seriously off in the world right now. There
Speaker 1: is a weird ass energy going on. And I called everyone,
Speaker 1: even called Stephen, and I was like, it's not I'm
Speaker 1: fucking pregnant, and Stephen probably was like bone white, like no.
Speaker 4: We were both like yeah, we were just ya.
Speaker 2: Were y'all not saying anything because you wanted to do
Speaker 2: like a like a thing where you tell everybody.
Speaker 4: We were waiting to make sure that everything was good
Speaker 4: with the pregnancy first, because you you normally wait like
Speaker 4: twelve weeks before you announce.
Speaker 1: But oh what way? We both got a clap. We
Speaker 1: both got We both got you.
Speaker 2: Has an ongoing joke that I like to get in
Speaker 2: the clap before him and I like LOWKI do like
Speaker 2: I like to get the clop in and I like
Speaker 2: to be like, welcome back to this something.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Why didn't I get to do the class
Speaker 1: clap clap for the heavyweight champ? Me couldn't do it
Speaker 1: all alone.
Speaker 2: It's twelve weeks, three months or my tripping. Damn, that's
Speaker 2: a long time to not say anything.
Speaker 4: You don't typically find out till you're about like five
Speaker 4: six weeks, so it's not really that long. But yeah,
Speaker 4: we wanted to wait till actually our eight week appointment
Speaker 4: to start telling family and friends. But we told you
Speaker 4: before we even went to the doctor, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm real.
Speaker 4: You were in town and we didn't want to tell you.
Speaker 4: Not in town.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you wanted to tell me and you were.
Speaker 4: About to leave, and so we were like, shoot, we
Speaker 4: got to do it now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I had just gotten back from a road trip
Speaker 1: from Austin, and on the way to Austin, I was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, she's pregnant because you were demonic in Missouri.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It was scary, Boots. I was literally
Speaker 1: afraid of her, like everyone was scared, like and then
Speaker 1: like you when I got to Texas, like you were
Speaker 1: kind of scary still, and I was like, okay, like
Speaker 1: there's some hormones or some shit going on in there.
Speaker 4: He's normally the dramatic one. Oh I'm not normally dramatic.
Speaker 1: But me what this is crazy?
Speaker 5: You literally replied like that got oh hell.
Speaker 3: Are dramatic.
Speaker 1: I'm literally not.
Speaker 2: Youll psycho, So for the for the roles to be
Speaker 2: switched with scaring, yeah, yeah, because.
Speaker 4: Normally he's there.
Speaker 1: But I also do I can just sense the energy
Speaker 1: of people shifting, like I'm always like there was an
Speaker 1: energy behind that carment. There was something there, Like I
Speaker 1: can tell when someone is being like slick with me
Speaker 1: or if they're if they mean it for real, Like
Speaker 1: I can just tell these things, and I could tell
Speaker 1: something was I'm just like a very intuitive person, like
Speaker 1: I just know I see a lot of things a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't see, like people and voices in
Speaker 1: my room and stuff. So it's like, really, it's actually
Speaker 1: really fascinating. Oh you're a medium, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You should have that arc, like like you getting people
Speaker 2: to pay you to talk to spirits.
Speaker 1: I probably like actually could contact it because I literally
Speaker 1: would go on live stream for like three months straight
Speaker 1: just doing Ouiji board shit, like there's something seriously on there.
Speaker 1: I'm haunted.
Speaker 2: Wait at the beginning of like because both of y'all started,
Speaker 2: you now, like that's where you.
Speaker 1: Started, right or you started on gift Boom.
Speaker 4: There was an app before Instagram was even big called
Speaker 4: gift Boom and it was like hill Yeah. Yeah. It
Speaker 4: was basically just like gifts and you would go on
Speaker 4: the what was it popular page?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it's called popular page. But you would
Speaker 4: literally just make gifts like there was no sound or anything,
Speaker 4: and you would like make me.
Speaker 2: You can vaguely remember making like a gift or two,
Speaker 2: because like, did it ever get to a point where
Speaker 2: you could upload.
Speaker 3: A video and it would make a gift of it? Yes, Okay,
Speaker 3: I think like I was.
Speaker 2: I definitely use it like for things like that, but
Speaker 2: I never I never knew gift Boom was like people
Speaker 2: were using it the way y'all.
Speaker 4: I had my first like fan account like on there,
Speaker 4: Like it was crazy. It was so jealous too, Yeah, Drew,
Speaker 4: I would shout Drew out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy. I was jealous as because I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, like I want this like badly. I mean,
Speaker 1: she is like the reason like I ever got into
Speaker 1: any other shit because you were doing all those YouTube
Speaker 1: videos like putting me dude. There are so many fucking nasty, gross,
Speaker 1: cringey videos of me, Like one that I vividly remember
Speaker 1: is like me putting like a hot dog on a screwdriver.
Speaker 4: It was like a paper plate and a hot dog
Speaker 4: or I didn't know what we were doing, but we
Speaker 4: filmed YouTube videos when we were like eleven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy and it was like og og YouTube,
Speaker 1: and like it was like the part of YouTube where
Speaker 1: like it was just your homies. Like how like normcore
Speaker 1: people use Instagram now, like they just post to their
Speaker 1: friends or post to their Twitter, just like to their homies.
Speaker 1: Like that's how YouTube was, where it was like a
Speaker 1: group of like eight of your friends all posting YouTube
Speaker 1: videos back and forth to each other. And I remember
Speaker 1: you doing it. And then my buddy Hunter and his
Speaker 1: brother would make YouTube videos on their MacBook with like
Speaker 1: the MacBook effects, and I remember being like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: like this is so sick, Like I didn't know you
Speaker 1: could do this shit. And then yeah, then we just
Speaker 1: like you kept doing YouTube and then you did gift Boom.
Speaker 4: And then went to Instagrams because we knew a girl
Speaker 4: in our town that had like three hundred thousand, which
Speaker 4: was equivalent to probably like I would say five million.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's probably say.
Speaker 1: That's like she was the most famous person.
Speaker 4: Oh she was, and she was from our town. I
Speaker 4: remember like fangirling over her or whatever.
Speaker 1: She was the o g mean girl like though that
Speaker 1: she was the one with.
Speaker 4: The boobs in the shirt, the like hey girls, keep
Speaker 4: your what is it?
Speaker 1: It's something like hey girls, you should know keep your
Speaker 1: boobs in your shirt or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, something along the line.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 4: But I feel like that was like the first like
Speaker 4: viral thing that like everybody knew about it. She went
Speaker 4: on Doctor Phil.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, she was like she was the girl. And
Speaker 1: I remember you were like like friends with her because
Speaker 1: like you have icebook or something, yeah, and you had
Speaker 1: like forty thousand followers, and we would go to like
Speaker 1: football games, like when we were in like sixth grade,
Speaker 1: and you and her would like key. It was like
Speaker 1: really it was before what was her name to my
Speaker 1: Tomao Tomyo, Sabrina Tomyo.
Speaker 4: It was before that, like followers were even cool, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was back when it was still like okay,
Speaker 2: they're probably all like freaks who want to kidnap you
Speaker 2: and kill you anyways, Like.
Speaker 1: How a normal girl takes a cute picture? How I
Speaker 1: take a cute picture?
Speaker 4: I have got all the media day.
Speaker 5: You know what's crazy is I wrote down like in
Speaker 5: my notes last night.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes here it is sorry sorry to cut you off. Girls.
Speaker 1: You should know that themire boot or your bubes go
Speaker 1: inside your shirt like.
Speaker 3: That is I just say this realm of like.
Speaker 2: Baby or baby we just woke it up.
Speaker 1: Also, if you if you need to go like tender Stephen, yes,
Speaker 1: Stevens like actually an know my mom is in there. No,
Speaker 1: but Stephen, it's we talk about all the time. How
Speaker 1: like it's crazy that Steven is an actual good husband,
Speaker 1: Like it's not just what is a kinship or whatever?
Speaker 2: You're not like kin keeping like just literally keeping like
Speaker 2: the whole thing alive by yourself.
Speaker 3: Also, I said to Ryan last night.
Speaker 5: I genuinely think there needs to be a study done
Speaker 5: about even infants and their irritability, because I feel like
Speaker 5: you and Steven are such chill, calm parents that that's
Speaker 5: why she's such a fucking happy baby because so.
Speaker 2: Far she has had no examples of like a tumultuous
Speaker 2: attitude yet, so she's just gonna be a calmer baby
Speaker 2: and more easily swayed into being happy.
Speaker 4: I feel like can't learn that type of behavior.
Speaker 2: I don't know, yeah, like she doesn't see y'all yelling
Speaker 2: and raising your voice and like continuing that out for
Speaker 2: long periods or like ever. So I feel like babies
Speaker 2: are just smart enough animals to be like, okay, wait,
Speaker 2: like if they're laughing and playing, I'm just gonna laugh
Speaker 2: and play because I feel like a lot of parents I'm.
Speaker 1: Hearing thinking about her, I'm I literally love that child
Speaker 1: like it's my own. It's fuck because it's like I
Speaker 1: think it's like part of my DNA like or some
Speaker 1: shit like we share DNA or something like. It freaks
Speaker 1: me out when I look at her. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's like my child. Like it's really really bizarre, y'all.
Speaker 1: I wish I could explain it, but yeah, no, Madeline
Speaker 1: and Steven are like great fucking parents like it. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not shocking to me. But like when y'all were
Speaker 1: having a child. I was like, damn, they're like young.
Speaker 1: But like you even said, growing up, you were always like,
Speaker 1: I'm like meant to be a mother, like people know,
Speaker 1: like Madeline knew she was meant to be a mother,
Speaker 1: Like she was always so good with like the neighborhood
Speaker 1: kids or like our parents' friends' children, like you were
Speaker 1: always taking care of babies, and also you were just
Speaker 1: like raised around children, like I don't know, it's crazy
Speaker 1: seeing you like be mother, like you're literally mother, And
Speaker 1: it's fucking crazy that there's a child in our frat
Speaker 1: house like this, I know.
Speaker 2: A child in this apartment literally freaks me out, like
Speaker 2: what is it doing here?
Speaker 3: We literally last night.
Speaker 2: Were waltching Fortnite, like we're watching y'all's like neighbor.
Speaker 3: He's so good at that game. It's actually Jarry like
Speaker 3: people were that good at that game. But we stayed
Speaker 3: up watching it.
Speaker 2: And then Luna woke up to be fed, and we
Speaker 2: were sitting there while you fed Luna, she's watching and
Speaker 2: she's just watching, and I was like, dude, this is crazy.
Speaker 3: This is literally a baby watching Fortnite.
Speaker 1: When Madlin and Stephen aren't looking well. One I'll give
Speaker 1: her like a cigarette and a beer because she just
Speaker 1: like she's had a long yeah, and then I'll give
Speaker 1: her a Macrodos screen time for her, so like put
Speaker 1: on like super cuts of like TikTok compilations sped up
Speaker 1: three hundred times speed. So she's like watching like five
Speaker 1: hours worth of TikTok in like three seconds, just so
Speaker 1: like she understands the culture.
Speaker 2: But we bounced it out and we hand her like, uh,
Speaker 2: Sylvia plais the yell jar, She's already reading the bell.
Speaker 1: Jar, I believe it or not. But I do look
Speaker 1: at her and I'm like, oh, she's a genius baby.
Speaker 1: Like but every parent, I mean, look I'm saying like
Speaker 1: I'm a.
Speaker 5: Parent, Like every parent is so gorgeous.
Speaker 1: But it's it's crazy, like I look at her and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, she's mine.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like an intense change in your character
Speaker 2: or do you feel like there's just like an addition
Speaker 2: to your life.
Speaker 4: I think it's just yeah, more in an addition. I
Speaker 4: feel like it's made mine and Steven's connection way more
Speaker 4: like really strong. Yeah, it's weird, like we are on
Speaker 4: a yeah, we're on a full different wavelength now, like
Speaker 4: and I know that's not the situation for a lot
Speaker 4: of parents.
Speaker 1: Same, but.
Speaker 4: It's true, like it's not the norm for some people,
Speaker 4: but for us, like it really is crazy, Like I
Speaker 4: don't know, I think we're just such a good.
Speaker 1: Why are you bragging? Just sitting there bragging?
Speaker 4: Like how I would say? It's kind of like changed
Speaker 4: is I feel like our relationship has gotten better for sure,
Speaker 4: But like I said, that is not the normal. Kids
Speaker 4: do not always fix everything.
Speaker 3: People need to hear that. You you know we should
Speaker 3: do is have a kid. That'd be so fun.
Speaker 1: Don't do that? But right, No.
Speaker 2: That's so insane though, Like I could see a child
Speaker 2: breaking me, breaking my spirits for.
Speaker 3: Say that.
Speaker 5: But I love babies, Like every time I'm on a baby,
Speaker 5: I'm like, I can't believe.
Speaker 4: That this is so good with Leuna. But also Luna's
Speaker 4: just such a good baby baby, Yeah she is. I
Speaker 4: feel like that's another part of it too, Like I
Speaker 4: feel like if she was constantly crying and stuff, and
Speaker 4: that would definitely like put ash on.
Speaker 1: What my grandma one time was like, yeah, you just
Speaker 1: need to have another baby to experience.
Speaker 4: Like having a having a like a not a Kids
Speaker 4: are not bad. Babies are not bad, but having like
Speaker 4: a bad baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what I mean because literally I don't know.
Speaker 4: Mom said that I.
Speaker 1: Wasn't but.
Speaker 5: I apparently was like the most silent baby.
Speaker 2: Like my parents were a little freaked out by me
Speaker 2: because my brother was a normal ass baby, scream cry,
Speaker 2: kicked whatever, was actually a fucking demon, like from the
Speaker 2: moment he was born, did not want to be cleaned
Speaker 2: and was always a fucking nightmare to clean. But I
Speaker 2: was just mad silent, like didn't cry, didn't make a
Speaker 2: lot of noise like they would sometimes.
Speaker 1: Be like.
Speaker 2: Literally immediately after like by the time I was like cognitive,
Speaker 2: I was a fucking cry baby freak bitch.
Speaker 3: Like my friends would like my family would make fun
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 2: My nickname was boogers and cookie because when I would cry,
Speaker 2: I always have gotten a lot of snots, So I'd
Speaker 2: be like boogers, boogers, and I would scream boogers, and
Speaker 2: then I would scream for cookies. So like if somebody
Speaker 2: mentioned a cookie to me, I'd be like.
Speaker 1: Like, literally, nothing has changed, Like actually maybe nothing has.
Speaker 3: Nothing has changed, but it's just my coffee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like we'll cry and have boogers and have like
Speaker 1: cookie crumbs in her book.
Speaker 3: It's actually really gross.
Speaker 6: I get so much, not like that's a That's what
Speaker 6: she was saying though, is that she's kind of like
Speaker 6: curious to see how Luna turns out, because Luna is
Speaker 6: like kind of quiet, and then yes, like I was quiet,
Speaker 6: it's like complete opposite.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's how it always happens. Like I mean,
Speaker 1: like boys are awful when they're like one to five,
Speaker 1: and then five and on, they like become chill. Like
Speaker 1: Luna is going to be great till five and then
Speaker 1: she's gonna become a demon, and then you're gonna have
Speaker 1: a teenager girl, which is going to be interesting.
Speaker 2: And I love the idea of her being a teenage literally, so.
Speaker 1: She's literally gonna run away from me and be like
Speaker 1: I need to go to like Uncle Dufus's house in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: She's gonna fly here.
Speaker 5: Dude, we're going to be so old. We're literally gonna
Speaker 5: be like forty by the time.
Speaker 1: She's y'all, yeah, y'all not me.
Speaker 2: Oh well, you're only seventeen, sixteen, six Well you turned
Speaker 2: seventeen this year, so you have to it has to move.
Speaker 1: I'm sixteen for I'm forever sixteen. Well it's funny because
Speaker 1: me and Maddeline are twins. We were born at the
Speaker 1: same time. But I'm actually seventeen and you're what twenty five,
Speaker 1: twenty four, twenty five, twenty five. Yeah, so it's it's
Speaker 1: really interesting. I don't even know her age anymore, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: really crazy because you're only sixteen.
Speaker 4: You don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't have to think about having kids yet. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you have to worry about not having kids.
Speaker 1: And I'm like a really successful seventeen year old, Like
Speaker 1: I paid.
Speaker 3: That you're sixteen.
Speaker 1: I pay the bills.
Speaker 3: Literally, Charlie Demillio be like, yeah, seventeen year old. But
Speaker 3: I was gonna to say something, and I fully just.
Speaker 4: Forgot wait wait wait being a teenager.
Speaker 2: No, it was like a question to you, but I
Speaker 2: literally just forgot. So I guess whatever what I think.
Speaker 1: And Okay, should we move on from talking about Luna
Speaker 1: and you being a mother and like talk about me
Speaker 1: and the funny stories.
Speaker 2: You have about me, like or we can talk about
Speaker 2: like Madeline as a person and not as a mother
Speaker 2: and like detached it to like I don't know, no,
Speaker 2: do you believe in that because I feel like there
Speaker 2: are a lot of people I kind of asked you
Speaker 2: this other day because it's really easy. I feel like
Speaker 2: when women have children for that to become their full
Speaker 2: identity and people to only really care about that and
Speaker 2: just suddenly forget that this is a person who still
Speaker 2: is like managing their own life and like feelings.
Speaker 3: Have you felt that that was an issue so far?
Speaker 3: Is it something that doesn't bother you?
Speaker 4: Like, well, I think again going to Stephen being such
Speaker 4: like a good partner that he allows me to have
Speaker 4: like an hour or two to myself. Yeah, some mom, yeah,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, only.
Speaker 2: One hour and you have to do something like clean
Speaker 2: the house first before she's making sandwiches in that hour.
Speaker 4: Duh.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Some women don't have that option, and it makes me
Speaker 4: sad for them because I do see how it could
Speaker 4: turn out like that. But I'm in such a special
Speaker 4: circumstance that I would say that I haven't really experienced that,
Speaker 4: but I can so see how it could be like that,
Speaker 4: because there has been there has been moments where I
Speaker 4: do kind of like I start thinking like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 4: like what did we do? What did we do? Like
Speaker 4: I would just want to go play Pokemon and not
Speaker 4: have to worry about her nap time or whatever. But yeah,
Speaker 4: it's just I don't know. I'm lucky, but I again,
Speaker 4: I do see how it could yeah become an issue.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm being quiet. I literally just looked at mother
Speaker 1: Madeline and started tearing up. It's so weird, Like I
Speaker 1: can't even look at her right now.
Speaker 4: Yah. Oh.
Speaker 3: The thing I was gonna say is, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, you're actually.
Speaker 3: Speak your truth.
Speaker 5: Oh you're gonna make me cry.
Speaker 1: I'm like literally crying.
Speaker 2: Maybe men don't have to take psychedelics. Their twin sister
Speaker 2: just has to give birth.
Speaker 4: I learned.
Speaker 1: They should both. No, I don't know, it's just crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm over here cleaning bottles every morning, so weird.
Speaker 3: I'm making milk two guys. You don't want me making milk.
Speaker 1: She makes milk for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to make it for Drew from my sixteen.
Speaker 1: Big bottle breast in the morning.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 2: Oh, But the thing I was gonna say is, I
Speaker 2: remember when I found out you guys are pregnant. Also,
Speaker 2: I thought about the fact, when did y'all When was
Speaker 2: y'all's wedding.
Speaker 4: October or no October? Who September. That's when we got
Speaker 4: our house September of twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Because in my head, I was like, why didn't I
Speaker 3: go to that fucking wedding?
Speaker 2: But then it was during like like twenty twenty, So yeah,
Speaker 2: because I thought about the other day, I was like
Speaker 2: talking to my friend Sabrina, and I was like, it's
Speaker 2: so weird because they're fully married and I didn't go
Speaker 2: to the wedding and then you.
Speaker 4: Were invited you were plus one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's funny. It's funny.
Speaker 2: I do look back though, and I was like, Dan,
Speaker 2: that's actually I feel fucked up for like not going
Speaker 2: like I wish I went, not looking back, but I'm pretty.
Speaker 1: Sure you know what's funny I got you.
Speaker 3: Were like two weeks.
Speaker 4: You were just there for Sam's I was gonna.
Speaker 1: Say, so you came to celebrate death, but you wouldn't
Speaker 1: celebrate the love like you celebrate my brother more love.
Speaker 3: You needed more vibes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, I was there for I was there to
Speaker 2: get so high in your parents' kitchen that I was
Speaker 2: in there for forty minutes.
Speaker 1: That was literally one of the funniest things ever. And
Speaker 1: you like took an edible or something I don't remember at.
Speaker 2: That point, like my tolerance for weed was really really low.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think like most of it time. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: it was it was after, like it was all of
Speaker 1: the food and it was high on LSD two. It's crazy, no,
Speaker 1: but it was after and it was like, you know
Speaker 1: how people bring you like food like your community, like
Speaker 1: so you don't have to cook for a week or whatever.
Speaker 1: Someone had brought tacos, like deconstructed tacos where you like
Speaker 1: make your own taco and it was in there for
Speaker 1: like fifty minutes, like making these fucking tacos and like
Speaker 1: opening y'all mom like look over at me and I
Speaker 1: was like she knows, like opening and slamming the microwave
Speaker 1: and shit like it was.
Speaker 2: So there was also like the addition of being in
Speaker 2: the kitchen, like I didn't know where anything was, so
Speaker 2: literally to find anything, I had to open behind doors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I'd.
Speaker 3: Be like, fuck, where were the cops?
Speaker 1: And I was doing open like wait, why was I
Speaker 1: in here? But yeah, it was a fun, fun time.
Speaker 5: Anyways. I was just thinking it's crazy I didn't go
Speaker 5: to y'all's wedding.
Speaker 2: But also I remember when I found out you were pregnant.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god. It freaked me out
Speaker 2: because I was like, she's so young. This is crazy.
Speaker 2: And now I'm like, dude, you literally turned twenty six
Speaker 2: in March, so like by the time Luna's only a
Speaker 2: year old, you're already twenty six.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, not that, twenty six is
Speaker 3: still so young.
Speaker 2: But now I feel like we're all getting to the
Speaker 2: age where it's like, damn, I'm not a kid, and
Speaker 2: literally I can't make excuses like but I'm in my
Speaker 2: mid twenties, Like what am I talking about.
Speaker 1: It's so weird, like how like the biological clock just
Speaker 1: turned on one day. And it was also literally like
Speaker 1: meeting all of my nieces and nephews, like I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: I might one of these, and then I might want
Speaker 1: one of these, And then I met Luna and I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, I'm gonna have one of these one day,
Speaker 1: Like this is crazy. One of these, I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: an ugly ass baby.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just have to find a different donor. Technically
Speaker 4: you could use my egg and then have part your
Speaker 4: damn eggs.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that would make like an incest baby.
Speaker 3: No, she sanks, someone else, like somebody else.
Speaker 1: Is the man.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, no, it's like another man.
Speaker 1: We're not doing that and is carrying my baby.
Speaker 4: Girl.
Speaker 1: My wife is carrying my baby. Guys, my wife will
Speaker 1: carry me. Yeah, yeah, right right.
Speaker 3: I don't know that I do have kids. It's really scary.
Speaker 2: So we should move on to like fun stories because
Speaker 2: now I'm thinking about, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, talk about me, everybody talk about.
Speaker 2: Just be like the fun aunt who like buys my
Speaker 2: Like no, that's like kids and stuff things. That's where
Speaker 2: I'm like starting to teeter.
Speaker 1: That's literally my take is like I'm not meant to
Speaker 1: have kids. I'm meant to be the fun uncle that
Speaker 1: like flies maddics out to la for a week and
Speaker 1: then they're like damn, like what what how does he
Speaker 1: do that? Like all that ship And then like I
Speaker 1: every once in a while like come around for Christmas,
Speaker 1: and I'm like it's always it's like rich aunt, Like
Speaker 1: that's the that's like.
Speaker 3: The vibe I need to have.
Speaker 5: I just like pull up with something fun and give
Speaker 5: good vibes.
Speaker 3: And then when Luna is really.
Speaker 2: To you, because you have to be like a parent,
Speaker 2: she can be like oh my god, like my men
Speaker 2: and you were so much more fun. Yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 2: that's my position I need to be. I need to
Speaker 2: put you putting pitting women against.
Speaker 1: Each other exactly exactly. But so I had Madeline like
Speaker 1: years ago, like when we first started the podcast is
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I want Madeline on as a
Speaker 1: guest because we have a lot of experiences that I'm
Speaker 1: like too embarrassed to tell. But like Madeline probably actually no,
Speaker 1: I tell everything, like I'm not embarrassed to say it. Shit.
Speaker 1: But she developed this list like a year and a
Speaker 1: half ago of like just stories that she wanted to
Speaker 1: bring up.
Speaker 4: I've been It's titled if I'm ever on the podcast,
Speaker 4: I have several stories? Do you want me to like
Speaker 4: give you clues and you tell me which one I
Speaker 4: should say?
Speaker 1: I think you just happen into like the one you
Speaker 1: want to tell, and then I'll be like, oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, this one's not like super crazy, but it
Speaker 4: just shows Drew's character whenever we were a kid, like younger.
Speaker 4: So I don't know if you remember doing this, but
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 1: Going to ask you if there's anything that because I
Speaker 1: was literally gonna be like, also, like I don't remember
Speaker 1: our childhood at all, so like please say anything, because
Speaker 1: like I need to like latch on.
Speaker 4: Funny that you said that, because I told Steven I
Speaker 4: was like, I'm going to make up like just some
Speaker 4: story that didn't even happen, and gaslight like you don't
Speaker 4: remember probably.
Speaker 1: Been like, yeah, I do remember that. I remember that.
Speaker 4: No, it's going to make up a story like that
Speaker 4: was completely fabricated. Okay, So this one is whenever I
Speaker 4: think we were in like I guess it was third
Speaker 4: grade and it was like going to six Flags. We
Speaker 4: had to read like a bunch of books, and so
Speaker 4: what we did was got our like home library out
Speaker 4: and laid out all the books.
Speaker 1: Remember this, I actually do remember.
Speaker 4: What we had to do was right now the title
Speaker 4: and then I think like maybe one little sentence about
Speaker 4: what the book was, and then our mom just had
Speaker 4: to sign off on it and say how long we read.
Speaker 4: I think we had to read like a certain amount
Speaker 4: of hours or something. So me and drew on our
Speaker 4: countertop had like eighty books like the entire library, and
Speaker 4: we changed pins like we were smart in like third grade.
Speaker 4: We changed like pin colors and like all this stuff,
Speaker 4: making it look like we had read it over the course.
Speaker 4: Of the last like three months or whatever it was. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then yeah, we got free six legs tickets, but
Speaker 4: we never went. Yeah, so we did all that work
Speaker 4: for nothing.
Speaker 1: We were like little evil geniuses.
Speaker 2: Also, Like whoever looked at that and believed that y'all
Speaker 2: read that many books was actually high?
Speaker 1: Well, we had like it was like the entire school
Speaker 1: year right to like read that many books. And then
Speaker 1: we just didn't do it until.
Speaker 4: Like the week before we were like, wet go to
Speaker 4: six flugs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's a week and I that we're not
Speaker 1: the only person who did that.
Speaker 4: But that's Mom's care.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yeah, Mom came on it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Mom came up. She wrote hard for us. That was sick.
Speaker 2: But I guess she wins too because then she doesn't
Speaker 2: have to pay. Like they're begging a family to scam
Speaker 2: in that moment, like they're begging.
Speaker 1: For There were like a lot of little things that
Speaker 1: we would do like that. Like one of my favorite
Speaker 1: stories that I've like waited to tell since you've been
Speaker 1: on here was when we were like little and devious,
Speaker 1: like we had our own little language, like we were
Speaker 1: like twins, Like we would speak to each other like
Speaker 1: my mom always says, like we would just say like gibberish,
Speaker 1: gibberish to each other, and it was like run to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and grab toothbrushes and then each throw them
Speaker 1: in the toilet and flush them. Like we just like
Speaker 1: knew to like do that, like from this language.
Speaker 3: Damn, you guys were so smart you knew to do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Oh my god, genus. But one of my
Speaker 1: favorite stories ever is when we went to the refrigerator
Speaker 1: and grabbed a bunch of eggs. Yeah, yeah, dude, it's
Speaker 1: so bad. We were so fucking bad. We went to
Speaker 1: the refrigerator, grabbed a bunch of eggs.
Speaker 4: We were like three two two or three one.
Speaker 1: Of the and we like went upstairs and there was
Speaker 1: a bathroom like detached from the.
Speaker 4: They just moved in by the way to this brand
Speaker 4: new house and my parents.
Speaker 1: Had just it's the house you stayed up Meteorite. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And we went to this bathroom and we like had
Speaker 1: run hot water, and we had these eggs in the sink.
Speaker 1: And I remember this vividly, like we had them in
Speaker 1: the sink and we were we were like actually like
Speaker 1: thinking we could hatch these eggs and then I don't
Speaker 1: remember who threw who threw the first brick, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know who threw the first stone, but someone had
Speaker 1: grabbed one of these eggs out of the sink and
Speaker 1: just like launched it at the mirror or at the
Speaker 1: wall or whatever, and like yeah, and then we just
Speaker 1: both of us just started throwing eggs like all over
Speaker 1: this bathroom, like the wallpaper.
Speaker 2: Spike you got, whoever, like both of y'all got when
Speaker 2: you saw that first eggs literally turned something animalistic, calm,
Speaker 2: like y'all turn into little monkeys, like throwing it around.
Speaker 1: So we started with six, and it was like a carton,
Speaker 1: like either a twelve or eighteen set of eggs, but
Speaker 1: like we went down multiple times to grab more eggs.
Speaker 4: In mind, we just kept saying, we're hatching eggs, hatching
Speaker 4: yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: We would tell my mom, Oh, we're just hatching eggs upstairs,
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, that's like so cute, Like that's.
Speaker 4: Really rappy, so much fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then like eventually we got quiet, and like
Speaker 1: when a child gets quiet, that's when some bad shit
Speaker 1: is going down. And I think either we were just
Speaker 1: like bored of it, or we realized what we had done,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, but like I remember looking up
Speaker 1: and seeing like the wallpaper like peeling off the walls,
Speaker 1: like eggs splatters all over, like the dry wall like
Speaker 1: it was fucked up, like we like literally caused like
Speaker 1: a war crime, like it was.
Speaker 2: I would not clean that, like I would literally let
Speaker 2: it fucking dry off, and like be just that's the
Speaker 2: rotten egg bathroom, don't go.
Speaker 1: And there that's literally boiler, Like.
Speaker 3: I'm not cleaning that. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: But eventually my mom and dad like knew something was
Speaker 1: going down, so they like I don't remember how we
Speaker 1: got caught or like what happened, but I remember like
Speaker 1: they were living like I've never still to this day
Speaker 1: haven't seen them that angry before, Like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was and then that I think the reason
Speaker 4: why we remember it so much is because that was
Speaker 4: the first time we had ever been spanked, and I
Speaker 4: think the last time I had ever been spanked, Like
Speaker 4: I we that's how mad they were, like they weren't
Speaker 4: spanking parents and they.
Speaker 1: Think, like I remember it was the Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: on the both legs like that TV ad that like
Speaker 1: workout machine was like rods, like we were like getting
Speaker 1: a little bitch, yeah, getting as spank like.
Speaker 3: They had y'all doing a fucking.
Speaker 1: Like my parents have made like our siblings like work
Speaker 1: out as punishment, Like our older siblings were smoking cheetos
Speaker 1: and my dad was like, oh, since y'all want to smoke, like,
Speaker 1: y'all better train your fucking lungs, and he made them
Speaker 1: run around our block like car block several times smoking Chetah.
Speaker 3: They were smoking a tito. That is literally so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: But I like, I don't really ever since that moment,
Speaker 1: I was like a well behaved child, or I was
Speaker 1: really really good at hiding being bad, like like me
Speaker 1: dissecting that snake like and then like looking at its
Speaker 1: insides and then sewing it back together.
Speaker 5: That's not real.
Speaker 2: If I found out, like you actually did something like that,
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't know if I could live.
Speaker 4: That's sraculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you were Okay, there is one thing that
Speaker 1: I did, and it was me and my buddy and
Speaker 1: I'm not going to mention him by name, but we
Speaker 1: found a dead animal. No, I'm just working with your.
Speaker 3: I was like, what did you do to it?
Speaker 2: Also, that just reminded me there was this TikTok, Like
Speaker 2: there's all these tiktoks that kids are asking their parents like, oh,
Speaker 2: what would you do if I came home drunk?
Speaker 3: What would you do? Like whatever?
Speaker 2: And the dad who the girl, was like, what would
Speaker 2: you do if you saw me smoking like one of
Speaker 2: your cigarettes?
Speaker 3: And he was like, I'd make you smoke the whole
Speaker 3: pack dead, like you smoke the whole pack.
Speaker 1: That would teach him a fucking lesson, because like, being nicksick.
Speaker 2: Is crazy row up everywhere, Like, yeah, I don't think
Speaker 2: kids are like I was about to say, like I
Speaker 2: don't think kids are smoking cigarettes anymore literally because they're
Speaker 2: hitting pop bars, babes. They basically are thebe the highlighter rapes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like found like this. So I was
Speaker 1: like scrolling on TikTok and like, every once in a
Speaker 1: while I'll get like a mom TikTok and I wonder
Speaker 1: if it's like from you, Sinemi mom content or just
Speaker 1: me following you or like whatever it is. But every
Speaker 1: once in a while and it'll be like a mom
Speaker 1: like freaking out over some bullshit that like doesn't even
Speaker 1: matter exactly exactly. Well, this was like I was like,
Speaker 1: there is no fucking way this is real, because his
Speaker 1: mom was like like warning, like they're making highlighter vapes
Speaker 1: now that look like highlighter.
Speaker 4: In Luna's room.
Speaker 5: Dude, Yeah but we I mean we gave it to her.
Speaker 1: She but it's like the cool uncle and aunt vibe.
Speaker 5: Like she's just like if you're going to do do
Speaker 5: it at home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the highlighter.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wondering where the highlighter came from.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna get her a pacifier one too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, guys were joking. We're joking. We're joking. We're joking.
Speaker 1: We're joking. We're joking.
Speaker 2: If anybody listen to that, actually believe that we are
Speaker 2: giving an infan like beer.
Speaker 1: And cigarette some one would like someone's psycho. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: she was like freaking out about this like highlighter vape,
Speaker 1: and I was like, there's no fucking way this is real,
Speaker 1: Like this is some like bullshit four Chan edit that
Speaker 1: like someone made to like scare moms, like razor in
Speaker 1: the apple or like cocaine in the can. Yeah, like cocaine. Wait,
Speaker 1: why didn't they ever put cocaine in the pixie sticks?
Speaker 1: But that's the tea. But they I went to this
Speaker 1: website and they are selling vapes that look exactly like
Speaker 1: highlighters that even have the cap that you put in
Speaker 1: your pencil bag when you're in high school and you
Speaker 1: can take it out and just like act like yourself
Speaker 1: on the tip of a highlighter.
Speaker 4: That's literally just like promoting to youngs exactly that I
Speaker 4: want a highlighter.
Speaker 1: Well, I wanted to buy one just to be hitting
Speaker 1: on the podcast because like how funny would it be?
Speaker 1: But no, literally it is made for children. And that's
Speaker 1: what the mom was saying. She was like, Okay, y'all
Speaker 1: aren't even trying, or like y'all try it with the
Speaker 1: fruity flavors like whatever. There's like you can say, like
Speaker 1: some freak adult wants like a banana milkshake fape like whatever.
Speaker 1: But like now it's a whole ass like school utensil.
Speaker 1: And they had it on like on the website where
Speaker 1: it was like sitting at your work desk, like who
Speaker 1: uses fucking highlighters other than school?
Speaker 3: So grow the fuck up, bitch.
Speaker 2: Like everybody uses their laptop and works from home if
Speaker 2: they're at a computer now, so they don't need a
Speaker 2: fucking highlighter. Vape, and even if they did want to
Speaker 2: vape at work, I don't think their fucking boss is
Speaker 2: gonna be like like they will be inhaling the smoke.
Speaker 3: They're not blowing it out.
Speaker 2: Like kids do, where they just are like like into glass.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy too, because it's insane how greedy people
Speaker 2: are that you genuinely think it is okay to pass
Speaker 2: off something like that to a child. Like also, children
Speaker 2: don't have money, so I don't even understand what the like,
Speaker 2: what the whole market for that being opened up is,
Speaker 2: But I guess now kids have like their parents, Apple
Speaker 2: pay fucking connected to the well.
Speaker 1: The first vape I ever tried to buy it was
Speaker 1: like when vapes first dropped, and like I was probably
Speaker 1: the fourteen No, literally, I am like, I was like, you.
Speaker 4: Were, like the first time I ever heard of a
Speaker 4: jewel was you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was ordering it online and sibling to buy
Speaker 2: it for That's another story is I found out No,
Speaker 2: I found out I had nicotine in it.
Speaker 4: And I told Mom. I was like, Mom, you know
Speaker 4: that thing that Drew's hitting as nicotine in it?
Speaker 5: And did she not?
Speaker 1: Well, this is what I was gonna say. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I like I had told my mom when I was fourteen.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, there's these like water vapor six
Speaker 1: because I literally did I thought they were water vapor,
Speaker 1: and like I asked her to order them online for me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, there's no nicotine in it, it's
Speaker 1: literally just water vapor, and like she like was about
Speaker 1: to do it, and she was like, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: buying you this. So then me and my friend hit
Speaker 1: up our friend's older brother and was like, can you
Speaker 1: take us to the gas station to buy a vape?
Speaker 1: And like it was so fucking scary. It literally felt
Speaker 1: like my friend was getting abducted. Like he was like
Speaker 1: texting me, was like I don't know where we're going,
Speaker 1: Like I'm scared. It was all over like a fucking vape.
Speaker 1: Like he was like he stole my money, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know where we're doing. But he eventually ended up
Speaker 1: with the vape and like he literally like was texting
Speaker 1: me like he was getting abducted. It was so fucking funny,
Speaker 1: and I thought he was getting abducted and I was like, what,
Speaker 1: it's funny now, but in the moment, we were like,
Speaker 1: holy shit.
Speaker 3: I know in the moment you were like dude, my
Speaker 3: life is over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally literally, Well, we ended up getting it and
Speaker 1: like we hit it in the closet and we were
Speaker 1: like smoking this vape in the closet and it didn't
Speaker 1: it did not have nicotine in it. We got it
Speaker 1: with zero percent nicotine because you had to, like it
Speaker 1: was this big thing because we didn't even want nicotine. Well,
Speaker 1: eventually we like got curious to try it, and then
Speaker 1: we tried nicotine. So the one mom thought I had
Speaker 1: didn't have nick So I will die on that hill
Speaker 1: that I never lied to my mom, but she thought
Speaker 1: the vapor I was hitting all the time was just
Speaker 1: like water vapor. And then like eventually Madeline snitched on
Speaker 1: me because I think.
Speaker 4: I found out when on that tour that we were on. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think I found out during then, and I was like, wait,
Speaker 4: that is nicotine in it? And I was like, Mom,
Speaker 4: you just let him nicotine And She's like, no, does
Speaker 4: it does? And I was like, I'm pretty sure it does.
Speaker 1: That's just like more testament to my character that I'm
Speaker 1: a liar. But I was gonna say there was I know,
Speaker 1: let me live.
Speaker 4: He lies about things he doesn't even have to lie about.
Speaker 5: I know, and that's why he's a pathological liar, like.
Speaker 1: He just does it is.
Speaker 2: His first Like him and Josiah, their first instinct is
Speaker 2: to just.
Speaker 3: Lie about something. And then later I'll be like, I
Speaker 3: don't know why I said that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be like I just lie like it's a cool,
Speaker 1: like it's cool to lie. No, But I was going
Speaker 1: to say the one time mom got like really pissed
Speaker 1: about me about it to me was me and Hunter
Speaker 1: bought a hookah, like a mini hookah, and we shut
Speaker 1: the doors of my closet because we wanted to blow ohs,
Speaker 1: like we wanted to practice like tricks. I don't literally
Speaker 1: we were way too young man, fucking hookah and we
Speaker 1: were doing hookah smoking.
Speaker 3: My mom was.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, literally the whole thing. And my mom came
Speaker 1: into my room and was like, oh, it smells like
Speaker 1: fruity in here. What is that? And I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a candle and she was like, no, it's fucking not.
Speaker 1: And she opened the door and smoked billow and she's like,
Speaker 1: what are y'all doing in there? We were smoking ukah.
Speaker 2: But you can't do anything bad as again, I feel
Speaker 2: like you were like such a tame child.
Speaker 1: Yeah she was.
Speaker 4: I was a loser.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, so you were the normal one.
Speaker 1: He was just I did enough bad ship for the
Speaker 1: both of them.
Speaker 4: I actually did not find out about a bunch of
Speaker 4: the stuff that Drew did in high school and middle
Speaker 4: school or whatever until we were probably like twenty two.
Speaker 4: Like I was so oblivious to everything. I didn't even
Speaker 4: know what weed was until I was like twenty one.
Speaker 4: That is so I think it's my first alcohol drink
Speaker 4: I ever had. I was eighteen or nineteen, and it
Speaker 4: was whenever we were in Montreal and it was legal,
Speaker 4: like I could actually get it, Like yeah, I mean
Speaker 4: that it is.
Speaker 3: So insane free.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was on the same tip. I literally didn't
Speaker 2: do anything bad until I met Drew. Like I was
Speaker 2: fully like normal, like I was like I was like
Speaker 2: anti weed.
Speaker 5: I was like anti drinking underage.
Speaker 2: Like the most I had like interacted with alcohol was
Speaker 2: like when I was like like sixteen and my parents
Speaker 2: were like have a sip, like go ahead and see
Speaker 2: what it tastes like like that was my like the
Speaker 2: most I did because I didn't go to parties, like
Speaker 2: I wasn't allowed to like go out and stuff. And
Speaker 2: then I met this motherfucker and literally like immediately was
Speaker 2: getting high and like just like drinking like all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone was always like ture your friends fucking suck,
Speaker 1: like you need to drop those people like growing up
Speaker 1: and like they didn't know that it was me corrupting
Speaker 1: these people. Like I was the one like.
Speaker 4: You got your work done, you got school done. He
Speaker 4: hit it so well, like it's scary almost good.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like until like two years ago, there
Speaker 2: was so much that he hid, like and I lived
Speaker 2: with him for five years, so like this mother burger
Speaker 2: getting high something like it's insane good at it. I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm the complete opposite, Like I need to
Speaker 2: walk into a room and immediately announce everything I'm doing
Speaker 2: incomes from he's so good at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just practice all the time. No, I don't
Speaker 1: even think I'm lying half the time. I'm just not
Speaker 1: telling y'all things. Like it's not even that I'm lying,
Speaker 1: it's just like I'm holding things back. But I have
Speaker 1: a question for both of y'all. So y'all had baby Luna, right,
Speaker 1: how the fuck did y'all get pregnant? If because Steven's
Speaker 1: is not allowed to do s with you, like because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat you up.
Speaker 4: I'm the virgin Mary.
Speaker 1: You are, so is Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Luna does serve Jesus.
Speaker 2: Like if you look into her eyes, like there's something
Speaker 2: very Yeah, she's got some spiritual energy to her. I
Speaker 2: can't wait for her to curse. That's like the most
Speaker 2: fun thing ever.
Speaker 1: Like she flipped off the camera the other day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we actually say we can't wait to be like
Speaker 4: go tell say like, go tell, go tell dad, bitch.
Speaker 1: That was the first time ever cussed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you were like scared to do it.
Speaker 3: I got nervous. I realized what story I was about
Speaker 3: to tell.
Speaker 4: Then I was like, wait, spoil alert.
Speaker 1: I do cuss, but I wait, this is your this
Speaker 1: is your Miranda Cosgrove or alert I do? I actually like,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite what's your favorite cuss word?
Speaker 4: Fuck?
Speaker 1: But what is your favorite cuss word? I don't know? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do? You say motherfucker?
Speaker 4: So on the internet. Like somehow I'm really good at
Speaker 4: hiding it. Like our parents let us cuss at home,
Speaker 4: like even when we were like ten, like it was
Speaker 4: we were demons, but they knew, we knew what setting
Speaker 4: we were allowed to. So if we were at church,
Speaker 4: we can't do that if we were at school, if
Speaker 4: we were in front of other adults, like it was
Speaker 4: only a household thing. So for some reason, when I'm
Speaker 4: on camera, if I'm live streaming or whatever, I literally
Speaker 4: don't cuss, Like I can still do that, not me, Like.
Speaker 2: I literally wish I had self control, but I will
Speaker 2: curse in every other word.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing the amount of times I say literally like
Speaker 1: and fuck, Like it's it's so bizarre. It's really strange.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's also really crazy that you don't cuss
Speaker 1: on camera because we live like Mattlin if you don't know,
Speaker 1: like has more followers than I do, Like it's it's
Speaker 1: like crazy. She lives on like the complete opposite side
Speaker 1: of the internet. But it's just like there's zero crossover.
Speaker 1: But were like twins. It's so so strange.
Speaker 4: You're in a video, They're like that's Drew Phillips, Yeah
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: Drew, Like and it's yeah, it's so so bizarre that like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that twins and everyone's like, wait, what the fuck, Like
Speaker 1: y'all are twins.
Speaker 5: It's probably even more confusing now that you have like
Speaker 5: the last name Lloyd.
Speaker 3: People are just like why is Drew Phillips and what
Speaker 3: is he doing?
Speaker 1: I mean, my favorite trend ever right now is like
Speaker 1: clipping me in the background of other people's videos and
Speaker 1: saying that they were being stocked and yeah, and like
Speaker 1: almost there did a video of me in the car,
Speaker 1: like or I was in the background of a video
Speaker 1: they did in the car, and like someone clipped it
Speaker 1: and made like this really fucking funny edit that like
Speaker 1: reached outside.
Speaker 4: Of like three million views.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that like reached outside of even like our audience,
Speaker 1: and they're.
Speaker 4: Following, wait, what what's going on?
Speaker 1: And they were like going, they were going to like
Speaker 1: the original video and commenting like I'm here from the
Speaker 1: other video, like what is this?
Speaker 3: What is that like on any video?
Speaker 2: And it literally like DNA like something in our genetic
Speaker 2: trauma that like our brains are just like run run.
Speaker 1: A case that doesn't sit right with me, and it's
Speaker 1: literally just clips. But yeah, do you have any other
Speaker 1: funny stories? Oh wait?
Speaker 2: I had a question though, because when y'all started the
Speaker 2: Internet on like separate course, because y'all were both doing
Speaker 2: you now, were you ever in each other's like live
Speaker 2: streams and stuff like did you make it very clear
Speaker 2: y'all were siblings.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then over time it just so Originally Drew
Speaker 4: was on you Now first, but I kind of like
Speaker 4: took it over because I loved it so much. But
Speaker 4: I would only be in Drew's live streams. And I
Speaker 4: still remember the first time that I went live like
Speaker 4: by myself, and I had like I don't know, like
Speaker 4: thirty viewers or whatever, and they were all Drew's followers.
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, we I would say, mainly it was
Speaker 4: all Drew's like people that were following, but yeah, no,
Speaker 4: they knew. But then I like took over you Now.
Speaker 1: She was doing like she went live every single day
Speaker 1: on you Now for like seven hundred days in a
Speaker 1: row or.
Speaker 4: Something in a row.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she would at least a thousand I would.
Speaker 4: Do at least ten minutes a day, and like sometimes
Speaker 4: I would go live like three times a day for
Speaker 4: like an hour to time.
Speaker 1: She was addicted. And then and then also she would
Speaker 1: do like you were like the inventor basically of like
Speaker 1: twenty four hours sleep streams, like she would literally like
Speaker 1: sleep on streams.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't sleep. I would set a timer, I would
Speaker 4: do twenty four hour broadcasts and we would take a
Speaker 4: three minute like break for everybody else to sleep who
Speaker 4: was also in it. So I would sleep for three
Speaker 4: hours and set an alarm, but like I would do
Speaker 4: stuff for twenty four hours. I did like probably four
Speaker 4: of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah that is so ins Yeah, yeah, we would like
Speaker 1: blow up cakes in the.
Speaker 2: Front we have, Yeah, usy OneD twenty four hour every
Speaker 2: day live being a fucking insane person.
Speaker 3: Literally that's what you should type into. But like have
Speaker 3: Louona did we.
Speaker 1: Like predict his comeback by saying.
Speaker 3: You maybe you want to go myself.
Speaker 1: We referenced that all the time and he like rose
Speaker 1: from the dead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we called him. It's like when you go in
Speaker 3: the bathroom you say bloody Mary three times. That's what
Speaker 3: you do it too.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the one the two stories I thought of
Speaker 1: that I thought you were going to tell was like
Speaker 1: when I like was passing out and then I had
Speaker 1: the constipation night, those two nights in a row, like
Speaker 1: I have that. Yeah, those were they thought I was
Speaker 1: like faking it. They thought I was like jealous of
Speaker 1: the bond that they were forming, and I was like I'm.
Speaker 4: Sleeping in my room that night because I think I
Speaker 4: was happy in a row. Yeah, I think he knows.
Speaker 5: I was jealous.
Speaker 4: I think jealous. I was having like a rough night
Speaker 4: or something. I was going through my depression without knowing
Speaker 4: I actually had depression. So anyway, my al was sleeping
Speaker 4: in my room with me that night.
Speaker 5: Depression isn't real, bit, look you're doing it and you're
Speaker 5: so happy enough.
Speaker 4: I'm on medication, so Drew he all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: me and my mom were sleeping, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: it's like probably I would say, like one in the morning,
Speaker 4: like I might forget the story a little bit, but
Speaker 4: it was late, and all of a sudden, we hear
Speaker 4: boom like on my door and Drew's army crawling into.
Speaker 1: Room.
Speaker 4: He's going oh, and me and my mom were like,
Speaker 4: what are you doing.
Speaker 5: He was like, I'm dying.
Speaker 1: I'm dying, and We're like he thought I was dying.
Speaker 1: I had taken a full, like grown ass man, two
Speaker 1: hundred fifty pounds man dose of trazodone, like he even
Speaker 1: cuts it in half, and my dad gave it to
Speaker 1: me because I was like, I'm having trouble sleeping, and
Speaker 1: I took that full dose, and then on top of that,
Speaker 1: I took like another sleeping pill like a Lyrica or something.
Speaker 1: So I was like two sleeping pills deep, and I
Speaker 1: was like literally overdosing, like I was like passing out.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I did that twice, two nights in a row,
Speaker 1: because like also Army Cross the second night.
Speaker 4: So maybe that's like what it was was like a mixture.
Speaker 3: Of the dew.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it was, but this was the
Speaker 4: laxative night. And you were like annoying and we're like what,
Speaker 4: And so finally you're like you don't care, and you
Speaker 4: like left, and so finally my mom got up because
Speaker 4: we'd just like woken up or whatever, and goes in
Speaker 4: there and Drew like has his door shut and he's
Speaker 4: like screaming.
Speaker 1: It was the most pain I have ever been in
Speaker 1: in my entire I was pissing blood, like my body
Speaker 1: was rejecting these laxatives. I was pissing.
Speaker 4: Once my mom found out that he had taken like
Speaker 4: way too much, that's when she was like, Okay, I
Speaker 4: need to be a mom, like I need to tend
Speaker 4: to Drew. But at first we were just like what.
Speaker 2: It's also hard because you're so dramatic, Like you are
Speaker 2: so naturally dramatic that it's hard to understand if you're
Speaker 2: just being fucking annoying or if you mean it.
Speaker 3: And that's why I will never know the.
Speaker 2: Day he actually becomes schizophrenic, I won't know because he
Speaker 2: likes to just like say things and be annoying. Like
Speaker 2: anytime Drew is like actually going through an emotional like trouble,
Speaker 2: I can't tell until like it's three months have passed.
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, okay you he's like still mentioning it,
Speaker 2: so it might be real, Like I literally can't tell,
Speaker 2: like because every other day you're just like at a
Speaker 2: boardom will be like yeah, I like take my life,
Speaker 2: and nobody wants to talk to me, so it's just
Speaker 2: like weird.
Speaker 3: And then we're like, all right, do you need know it?
Speaker 3: But you're like, no, it's okay.
Speaker 2: It's just like I'm just gonna be silent like I
Speaker 2: always am, and I'll figure it out about myself.
Speaker 5: And we're like, oh, we literally I know, like are
Speaker 5: you being real?
Speaker 2: Like I'm playing Fortnite, Like are you being serious? Like
Speaker 2: I don't want to tap out of my game?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, it's fucked up. I literally no. I just
Speaker 1: sometimes I am seriously like saying that. But the other
Speaker 1: times I'm literally just making a joke, I know. And
Speaker 1: that's why, Yeah, I guess you literally did just say that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because like.
Speaker 5: No matter what your behavior, that's the problems.
Speaker 2: Your behavior doesn't change, like you will always be in
Speaker 2: that damn room on your phone, so there's no telling
Speaker 2: if it's from depression or if it's just like you
Speaker 2: doing your life the way you do it, which is
Speaker 2: like sitting on your phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom forced me to eat a salad. It's
Speaker 1: like you're eating like ship this whole time. You're not
Speaker 1: eating anything.
Speaker 4: Dying again my mom, because he hasn't eaten anything good.
Speaker 4: You can eat yesterday until like eleven pm.
Speaker 1: I ate too.
Speaker 5: That's what he does though.
Speaker 3: He literally like goes through I'm dying. I don't know
Speaker 3: what's wrong with me. Guys, help me.
Speaker 2: And then we'll like eat the nastiest ship ever. And
Speaker 2: then when he does eat in the daytime, he eats
Speaker 2: the nastiest shit ever, like we eat like jacket while
Speaker 2: the sun is out and then be.
Speaker 3: Like, well, I don't know why I need.
Speaker 2: To go to sleep, and it's like, yeah, it's because
Speaker 2: you're literally like destroying your stomach lining.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right, no, literally it's fucked up. I eat
Speaker 1: for four days in a row.
Speaker 3: You don't eat anything green for like.
Speaker 1: And then you know it's crazy. I ate that salad
Speaker 1: and I ship well, like I had a healthy ship.
Speaker 5: You have like no fiber going into your body.
Speaker 3: It's literally like all like processed meat.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also not to mension. You were like, okay, we have
Speaker 4: food in this cabinet, and it was.
Speaker 3: Like Talkie's hotcorn.
Speaker 7: Was also one only hot chips, like no, like not hot,
Speaker 7: like slim gems, and like something else maybe bread, And
Speaker 7: I think that bread was.
Speaker 4: My Yeah, yeah, everything you forgot to take five Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: It's so insane. At least you started drinking water.
Speaker 1: Kind of yeah. Oh I'd been drinking water. I drink
Speaker 1: a ship out of water. I love water now, no.
Speaker 3: I love water. I've changed.
Speaker 1: But yeah there was the next night. I took the
Speaker 1: trasidone and the sleeping pill and I like stood up
Speaker 1: out of bed and like collapse, like literally fainted into
Speaker 1: this pile of trash next to my fish tank. And
Speaker 1: I woke up like a few minutes later, and I
Speaker 1: was like my body was buzzing. I felt really hot
Speaker 1: and cold. And I was like like out of it,
Speaker 1: and I looked at the TV and I knew how
Speaker 1: much time was passed ause my show, and like I
Speaker 1: was like, dude, whoa, I was out for a minute,
Speaker 1: like what is going on with me? And like I
Speaker 1: stood up from that trash can, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: not dying in a pile of fucking garbage. Like that's
Speaker 1: not it, Like that's literally so embarrassing. So I stood
Speaker 1: up again and I start walking down the hallway in
Speaker 1: my bedroom and I fall straight back like pass out again,
Speaker 1: and I bite through my tongue and my tongue is bleeding,
Speaker 1: and I drilled it back of my head and I
Speaker 1: feel my head hit and I'm out like again for
Speaker 1: like thirty more seconds, and I'm like, oh fuck, Like
Speaker 1: I'm actually like going like this is this is it?
Speaker 1: Like this is it? And so like I'm like fuck,
Speaker 1: but I can't walk, which I actually commend myself for that.
Speaker 1: I figured out like I have to crawl because I
Speaker 1: was so out of it, and I'm like crawling and
Speaker 1: like when I get to my door, I can't reach
Speaker 1: my door knock. And then I like pass out again,
Speaker 1: like in front of my door and then I open
Speaker 1: my door and I'm crawling through the hall and then
Speaker 1: I just like throw my body like into my sister's
Speaker 1: door because it never like shut all the way and
Speaker 1: I like plopped on the ground and I was like
Speaker 1: calling an ambulance and my mom was like, do you
Speaker 1: actually want me to call you an ambulance? And I
Speaker 1: was like I'll just die here. And then I like slept.
Speaker 1: And this was when I was like terrified of my body.
Speaker 1: Like I hated my body like so much, and I
Speaker 1: and like I really like was so afraid of dying
Speaker 1: that I didn't even show myself shirtless around my family,
Speaker 1: Like I hated my body. And I like went into
Speaker 1: like my sister's room. That was the first time y'all
Speaker 1: ever seen me shirtless, I think, like as a grown
Speaker 1: ass man. And like that's when I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is real. And then I was like no, just
Speaker 1: down on the floor. It's like whatever. And I was
Speaker 1: so sad falling asleep because I was like they're gonna
Speaker 1: find my body stiff.
Speaker 4: Like I write letters, yeah literally, But.
Speaker 1: Then I woke up and went to school the next day.
Speaker 1: So that was on a school night. Yeah, both of
Speaker 1: them were on the yeah. The laxid was on a
Speaker 1: school night and the next day, and I was such
Speaker 1: like a fucking nerd about school that like I overdosed
Speaker 1: on laxatives, was up till four am. That I still
Speaker 1: woke up at like six am and went to school
Speaker 1: and sat in the parking lot and did my homework
Speaker 1: in the parking lot and like same with the like
Speaker 1: tasit all night. Like I the one thing about me
Speaker 1: like growing up was like I was gonna get my
Speaker 1: school work done by any means necessary. But anyways, I
Speaker 1: was not give a fuck. Yeah, I really did. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Also, you're giving Luigi right now.
Speaker 1: Thank you to Wait.
Speaker 4: I have two that are like top tier, and I
Speaker 4: don't know which one you want me to say, but
Speaker 4: I literally do look like you actually do. Do you
Speaker 4: want me to say the bill?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes? Oh wait.
Speaker 5: I also have a funny.
Speaker 1: This one is so bad. I've already told it before,
Speaker 1: but you tell it from your perspective.
Speaker 3: And it was yesterday when we got out of the movie.
Speaker 3: You know, some people live above the grove and stuff.
Speaker 2: This man was literally like standing above this plaza in
Speaker 2: his underwear on the phone.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: We were like, what the hell, like he doesn't care
Speaker 2: there and there's like so many.
Speaker 3: People around here, but that's it.
Speaker 2: That's gonna get caught because I don't know why I
Speaker 2: had to say that, all right.
Speaker 4: Okay, So we were probably probably like fourteen or something.
Speaker 4: I honestly I don't remember, but me and my dad
Speaker 4: and my brother were in the car and we're just
Speaker 4: driving back from somewhere, and me and my dad ganged
Speaker 4: up on Drew and like we always.
Speaker 1: Did, per usual, they still do. They all attack me.
Speaker 1: Steven sees it.
Speaker 4: But honestly, like it just kind of depends who gets
Speaker 4: made fun of that day, Like, yeah, there's always one time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's one target always.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's always Dad with somebody else and
Speaker 4: always switch it with Dad. He gets supermud, So yeah,
Speaker 4: he gets so sensitive, but so Drew. We're like ganging
Speaker 4: up on him and whatever. I don't even remember what
Speaker 4: we said, to be honest, But he goes inside and
Speaker 4: he goes I kill myself. Any and my dad were
Speaker 4: like ha ha, like whatever because he's so dramatic.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I don't blame them.
Speaker 4: Well, then he goes like running up the stairs. We
Speaker 4: come in, and then I.
Speaker 5: Was like had Cyberbully already come out.
Speaker 2: Probably yeah, you were taking notes like a chair, take
Speaker 2: my share take notes.
Speaker 4: So then I was like, maybe I should go check
Speaker 4: on him because it had been like five minutes and
Speaker 4: no one like went up there to go make sure
Speaker 4: you were like crying or whatever. And so I went
Speaker 4: up there and I come in and Drew has pills
Speaker 4: in his hand and he like looks up at me,
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, how long were you sitting there?
Speaker 1: Like I was waiting, I was dead as.
Speaker 4: No one cares about.
Speaker 3: Like an edge you like hold his arm up with.
Speaker 1: Something straight up. I was waiting for them to care,
Speaker 1: like yeah, no, like straight up. I was like, I
Speaker 1: want them to know how bad they hurt me. I'm
Speaker 1: going to sit here with a pile of pills in
Speaker 1: my hands like I was about to take them.
Speaker 4: I when got my mom and I think my mom
Speaker 4: confiscated the pill. I don't even know what it was, probably.
Speaker 1: Some ship.
Speaker 2: Always the ad It's always like, yeah, an advil or out.
Speaker 4: But I was like, I definitely should go probably check
Speaker 4: on him because he was Yeah.
Speaker 1: One thing about Madelin if she is a very sympathetic
Speaker 1: person and like she makes she has to make in that.
Speaker 3: Story she was pushing you to suicide.
Speaker 1: But she was the one that checked on me. It's
Speaker 1: like Stockholm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you have to build up the trust.
Speaker 1: And Madeline make sure everybody's okay. It's lit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me.
Speaker 1: Ya.
Speaker 4: How are you about the coffee earlier?
Speaker 5: I'm still sticky.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, Like that's why I went to the
Speaker 2: bathroom for a second, because I'm like still sticky. I
Speaker 2: don't know if you notice I keep like touching my arm,
Speaker 2: it's because I'm literally sticky. Before we started this episode,
Speaker 2: I had my coffee sitting here and I was moving
Speaker 2: things around because we film in our stupid fucking kitchen,
Speaker 2: so we have to move everything every time we film,
Speaker 2: and my whole cup of coffee just fell onto the ground.
Speaker 4: It exploded everywhere.
Speaker 1: It ruined all the books and the CDs, it everywhere.
Speaker 4: Counteracted it trying to catch it, and then it like
Speaker 4: made the cup like go higher and just it went
Speaker 4: all over the walls.
Speaker 3: It was so.
Speaker 1: Bad, like we were about to start recording too, and.
Speaker 3: I did tear up.
Speaker 2: And if it was three PM, I probably would have
Speaker 2: committed suicide.
Speaker 8: D Oh, look at her, hello, she is the cutest
Speaker 8: baby ever?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 4: Did you wake up?
Speaker 1: Wake up?
Speaker 4: Do you love Anya? Hello?
Speaker 3: Baby King?
Speaker 5: She is the cutest baby ever.
Speaker 1: Hi, mom come say hi.
Speaker 4: She's the babysitter.
Speaker 2: Should I let her put my finger on her mouth
Speaker 2: so she has some coffee?
Speaker 3: And get the coffee? But yeah, she is the cutest
Speaker 3: baby on the planet.
Speaker 1: Man, we were just telling the you can kill myself
Speaker 1: and you confiscated.
Speaker 4: The pills.
Speaker 2: Was that a common occurrence for Drew.
Speaker 1: Headphones?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So are you gonna tell that one?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, oh my god, we're again. We messed with
Speaker 4: Drew so much. But it was probably around like fourteen
Speaker 4: fifteen who had some like super scary headphones on that
Speaker 4: were like three dollars dollar sketchy Bluetooth.
Speaker 1: It was like the first Bluetooth headset ever made.
Speaker 4: He connected him to his phone and all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: he like screamed, rell loud in it.
Speaker 1: Again?
Speaker 3: No, No, okay, yeah, so scary headphones.
Speaker 4: So all of a sudden, he like screams real loud
Speaker 4: and hits the headphones out, and he like starts, oh
Speaker 4: my god, here's are ringing.
Speaker 1: My year's are ringing.
Speaker 3: He's like, you know what's funny? He's literally done this. Recently.
Speaker 5: We went to a concert and for two weeks and was.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, my ears are swinging. I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 1: I think I'm probably gonna go still this one still is.
Speaker 1: It's just that I figured out it's like I think
Speaker 1: I have like a small ear canal.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, okay, And he figured that out by himself.
Speaker 3: Okay. So his ears are ringing.
Speaker 4: His ears are ringing. He's freaking out. So he goes
Speaker 4: into the bathroom. Well, my friend is there, and so
Speaker 4: it's my Sarah. So it's me Sarah, my mom my
Speaker 4: first kiss. Yeah, and so we are Have you told
Speaker 4: that story? No?
Speaker 1: Hell no, I think I did. Luna's attacking pretty it's
Speaker 1: pretty terrible.
Speaker 4: Has the baby off?
Speaker 3: Oh she's the happiest baby ever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sos freaking out. He's in the bathroom and me,
Speaker 4: it's Sarah and mom were like, could be funny to
Speaker 4: convince him that he went down, and so we muted
Speaker 4: the TV really quick and he comes out and we're
Speaker 4: all like mouthing, Like we're all like mouthing, and we're
Speaker 4: like muffled laughing, and so he starts for freaking start.
Speaker 4: He started crying, reaking out, and he just thought, like,
Speaker 4: because like the muffled laughing and stuff like that, that's
Speaker 4: what convinced him that he was deaf, like because he
Speaker 4: obviously doesn't know what it feels like her. It sounds
Speaker 4: like I guess, but yeah, that's really funny.
Speaker 1: They electrocuted me. They like electrocuted the insides of my ear.
Speaker 1: It was fucked up and my ears were like ringing,
Speaker 1: and like it was like.
Speaker 4: You were like fully a part of it, but you
Speaker 4: were definitely there letting it happen.
Speaker 1: But you know, she was, she was a part of it.
Speaker 1: She was like mouthing words too.
Speaker 4: I'm the one that said, Drew, it's okay, yeah, because
Speaker 4: Drew also he was talking out loud, but he thought
Speaker 4: it was just like in his head, so he didn't
Speaker 4: realize that he was like hearing himself.
Speaker 1: He thought it was so weird.
Speaker 4: You were too old to be believing in that.
Speaker 1: And I cried. I literally cried.
Speaker 5: That's when we started feeling bad.
Speaker 3: We're like, okay, it's okay.
Speaker 4: We're like turning on the TV. We're like, Dally promise
Speaker 4: you can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally literally looking her.
Speaker 2: Just looking around, sweet sweet, I wish he's so distracting,
Speaker 2: Like I can't be in a room with her without
Speaker 2: just being like, baby, you know what.
Speaker 1: My favorite story of you is ever Madaline is like
Speaker 1: it's so mean and I've told it before and we
Speaker 1: just talked about it, but like when you have like yeah,
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 4: I still do. I am very hairy. I hope Luna
Speaker 4: gets her desk.
Speaker 1: Girls need to cut that ship off.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get her a laser away contract by the
Speaker 2: time she's like seven, so lasering her.
Speaker 1: I was like we were like six years old, seven
Speaker 1: years old or something, and like mat don't had Harry arms.
Speaker 1: So you would call her like Chewbacca and ship.
Speaker 4: All of my brothers, every single one of them, y'all
Speaker 4: are seemed to be protecting me, building up confidence.
Speaker 1: You know. We called her like Chewbacca, and my mom
Speaker 1: actually like let her shave.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she would let me shave my legs and arms
Speaker 4: in like third grade.
Speaker 1: But my favorite, Harry, my favorite, favorite, favorite thing we
Speaker 1: ever did was there's this picture the ugly monkey girl,
Speaker 1: Like I don't yeah, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's the funniest thing.
Speaker 4: It was like it that was early internet d It
Speaker 4: was like.
Speaker 1: Og internet days, but we would say that that was Madeline,
Speaker 1: and like we would put that as like the screen
Speaker 1: saving and be like good family photo like it was.
Speaker 1: It was everywhere like and we would just say that
Speaker 1: was an Adeline all the time, and like we would
Speaker 1: just bully the shit out of her.
Speaker 2: With I'm like, that's so mean. As if I didn't
Speaker 2: do that to my siblings. I was like the meanest
Speaker 2: big sister ever. Like I was literally when people talk
Speaker 2: about like their big sister being a bitch, I was
Speaker 2: that bitch. Like I was so mean my little sister.
Speaker 2: I will never forget.
Speaker 5: She wanted to be a singer so fucking bad when
Speaker 5: she was younger. And one time we were standing.
Speaker 2: Out, like walking around my radio while Halo was playing
Speaker 2: and I heard her singing. I literally paused and I
Speaker 2: was like, you seriously think you're gonna be a singer
Speaker 2: when you sound like shit?
Speaker 3: Like what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: And I was like sing the song, sing it, song
Speaker 2: like sing it, and she like goes to sing and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, oh my god, yeah, you need
Speaker 2: to figure something else out.
Speaker 1: They did that to me too.
Speaker 3: Well, No, that was the complain opposite.
Speaker 4: I think Dad said dream.
Speaker 2: I was telling kiddy, I'm a good boss because I
Speaker 2: literally be like like, they won't shut.
Speaker 3: The in the car.
Speaker 4: My dad was like, hey, Drew, you actually have like
Speaker 4: a decent boys. And ever since then, for like a year,
Speaker 4: stranger would be.
Speaker 3: Like, we're not scaring her so bad?
Speaker 1: Do it too? I would like something to say, he.
Speaker 4: Had, she's still so sleepy.
Speaker 3: But do you think she's gonna sleep the plane ride?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: I hope so she did come in here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that is so funny.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: Also with the monkey thing, my little brother became really
Speaker 2: terrified of monkeys. So then we would put his iPad
Speaker 2: screensaver as a monkey, and like like when he went
Speaker 2: to the kitchen to get a snack and be and
Speaker 2: we'd make it and he would go to turn out
Speaker 2: and be like like like literally run away from it,
Speaker 2: and we're like what and we're like this this.
Speaker 5: And then we would literally chase him with the iPad
Speaker 5: like behind it.
Speaker 4: Speaking of chasing it, chase with the knife.
Speaker 1: Before we were at my grandma's house and we were
Speaker 1: watching this show Billy and Mandy with a grim Reaper
Speaker 1: in it, and this is her parents, and we were
Speaker 1: like spending the night there and they had made his
Speaker 1: cowboy coffee and like we were kind of tweaking off
Speaker 1: the coffee a little bit.
Speaker 4: Coffee was literally milk with a splash of coffee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were crazy.
Speaker 1: We were tweaking off the caffine for sure. And what
Speaker 1: started this but me and Adelin started fighting and I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, Okay, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: kill this bitch and I'm gonna have to kill her.
Speaker 1: So I grab a knife and I started chasing her.
Speaker 1: I wasn't actually gonna stab you, but like I was
Speaker 1: chasing her around the house like this with the knife,
Speaker 1: and then her dad, my grandpa, like grabbed me by
Speaker 1: my wrist and was like stop that now, Like he
Speaker 1: was pissed.
Speaker 4: We never see.
Speaker 2: He's watching a child bear a knife to kill his sibling.
Speaker 1: Like he was pissed. He was a very religious man,
Speaker 1: and he was pissed that we were watching Billy Man.
Speaker 1: He was like, it's this show. It's this show. It's
Speaker 1: the Devil show. And he turned it off and like.
Speaker 2: Sad, you're either the child who attempted to sab your
Speaker 2: sibling or you were the one who And I've been
Speaker 2: on both ends, like I've one.
Speaker 1: Time tried to kill me before.
Speaker 2: I've never chased my sibling with a knife, but like
Speaker 2: I remember vividly one time my siblings were like cornering
Speaker 2: me for some reason. I don't remember what it was
Speaker 2: I did, but they were both pissed at me and like,
Speaker 2: so it was like my older sibling and my younger sibling,
Speaker 2: who I'm like three years apart by each. I don't
Speaker 2: know what the fuck it was that I did, but
Speaker 2: we were in the kitchen, and my kitchen was like
Speaker 2: this almost like hallway.
Speaker 3: It was like a.
Speaker 2: Longer kitchen than a wider kitchen, and I literally went
Speaker 2: in there and I was like.
Speaker 3: Leave me alone, and I grabbed the knife. I was like,
Speaker 3: good fucking kill you. Get away, like and I just remember.
Speaker 2: Screaming at them, and they were both like, oh, oh wow, okay,
Speaker 2: and they just like left me alone. And then one
Speaker 2: time my little sister got so fucking pissed at me.
Speaker 2: And we had to have been like I was ten
Speaker 2: and she was seven, Like we were really young. And
Speaker 2: my dad has always done construction, so we had these
Speaker 2: like long, like sharp pipes like rods in the backyard
Speaker 2: because he was building someone a fence that week or something,
Speaker 2: so we had them like laid out in a pile,
Speaker 2: and me and my sister were playing, and I remember
Speaker 2: like I was on the swing set, like the wood
Speaker 2: part of it, holding onto there, like talking to her,
Speaker 2: and I think we got into an argument over something,
Speaker 2: and she literally went and grabbed one of the pipes.
Speaker 3: And came up to me.
Speaker 5: She was like, if you get down, I'm gonna fucking
Speaker 5: kill it.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, I'm just sitting up there, and
Speaker 2: I remember, as young as ten, she's always had like
Speaker 2: blue hazel eyes, and in that moment, I swore to God,
Speaker 2: her eyes turned black, like.
Speaker 5: I genuinely thought she was gonna kill me.
Speaker 2: Like I was like I saw a demon for the
Speaker 2: first time in the flesh and it was my sister.
Speaker 3: Like I literally.
Speaker 1: Was told that. You literally you thought she was like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought she was act She's going to kill me,
Speaker 2: like I had never seen a human that mad in
Speaker 2: my life. And then she like freaked herself out and
Speaker 2: like threw it down and she was like I hate
Speaker 2: you and ran away, and I was just like, my god,
Speaker 2: I just survived.
Speaker 3: I just survived a killer, Like I literally survived the.
Speaker 1: Last thing I'll say. And then we can go into
Speaker 1: media and then just move on. But it was when
Speaker 1: you I don't remember the context of it, but when
Speaker 1: I frisbee that hanger at you and it no.
Speaker 4: What happened was we were again at our mamma and
Speaker 4: Granddad's and I was sleeping.
Speaker 1: On this I frisbee to hanger at you at our
Speaker 1: house too.
Speaker 4: Okay, And I remember that. I remember is I was
Speaker 4: sleeping and we were old. We were probably like sixteen
Speaker 4: seventeen at this point, and I'm just like sleeping with
Speaker 4: my neck up and Drew comes over and hits me
Speaker 4: right yeah, And I could not breathe for I'm not
Speaker 4: kidding you, like a minute and a half, so scary,
Speaker 4: and Drew was just like freaking out.
Speaker 1: I was so scared. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I just killed my sister. I was like, oh wow.
Speaker 1: But I also did the same thing, and I think
Speaker 1: it hit either between your eyes or under in your throat,
Speaker 1: Like I don't remember what it was, but the same
Speaker 1: thing happened. But you said you remember the hanger you.
Speaker 2: Were upstairs, but I just remember being upset, like that's
Speaker 2: it just anger. Well, one time I shot my brother
Speaker 2: in the face with the BB gun, but it was
Speaker 2: like so far away, and I didn't think I had
Speaker 2: that good of aim, and my bad ass little fucking
Speaker 2: no that hurt the fuck on him. His cheek was
Speaker 2: so red, and I didn't think I can ang that far.
Speaker 2: And my badass little cousin had given me this bebe gun.
Speaker 2: And my brother was across the room watching a routou
Speaker 2: and I like just remember pointing it and I was like,
Speaker 2: there's no way I hit him in the head, and
Speaker 2: I like wanted to hit him in the head, and
Speaker 2: I shot it, and literally he just goes like, yell,
Speaker 2: the lad whatever's going yell, and he like looks at
Speaker 2: me and he starts running after me.
Speaker 3: I literally ran and I hid and like you know.
Speaker 2: The big plastic like kiddy stuff, like the truck, like
Speaker 2: the little trucks. My cousins had a big like play
Speaker 2: toy box thing, and I literally went and hid in
Speaker 2: there for like thirty minutes, and like.
Speaker 1: With the spiders, I got like.
Speaker 4: Taking his eye out or I know, literally I could
Speaker 4: have made him blind.
Speaker 2: And I was hiding for so long and he went, yeah,
Speaker 2: he went and told everybody, and everybody was looking for me,
Speaker 2: and I was like, like I was like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get my ass whooped up.
Speaker 4: Like speaking of hiding. When we were in kindergarten, we
Speaker 4: had just had to talk about nine one one and like,
Speaker 4: if you're ever in a bad situation, called nine one one.
Speaker 4: We went home that day after the assembly and called
Speaker 4: nine one and hung.
Speaker 3: Up really quick.
Speaker 4: Okay, cool whatever. We were like, okay, we got away
Speaker 4: with it like this, and we all of a sudden
Speaker 4: start hearing like knocking at the door, and we were terrified.
Speaker 4: We're like, oh my god. So we hid under her parents'
Speaker 4: bed and we're like under there and we hear like
Speaker 4: police officers walking around and like all this stuff, and
Speaker 4: me Andre were like petrified, like shaking under the bed.
Speaker 1: Were freak.
Speaker 4: They like had let's come out and they were like
Speaker 4: talking to us, and I just remember being like so
Speaker 4: terrified of like we were gonna get so much dude.
Speaker 2: That was the worst thing they could have done is
Speaker 2: teach children how to call nine one one, because one
Speaker 2: we didn't own phones yet, like it we in any
Speaker 2: point of danger, Like of course kids need to know that.
Speaker 2: But like all it did is I feel like every
Speaker 2: kid went through a phase of with their cousins and
Speaker 2: their siblings calling nine one one. I did that shit
Speaker 2: so many times, Like I vividly remember there was a Dorothy,
Speaker 2: like the Dorothy toys were at.
Speaker 3: Burger King or something.
Speaker 5: We had just come home from Burger King and I
Speaker 5: was sitting in the front and I like was just bored.
Speaker 3: I did it solo. I was bored as.
Speaker 5: Fuck, and I just went up and I called it
Speaker 5: and she was like, hello operator.
Speaker 2: I was like, and then I just hung up and
Speaker 2: I went and sat back at the front door, and
Speaker 2: I think subconsciously I was like, I want to see
Speaker 2: if they actually show up. And then I just sat
Speaker 2: there playing and the police showed up. My mom went
Speaker 2: to the door and she like looked down at me.
Speaker 2: She's like, did you call the police?
Speaker 3: And I was just like no, no, oh, no, I didn't.
Speaker 3: And she was like, who called the police? And I
Speaker 3: was like, how do you call the police?
Speaker 2: And I remember I just like acted like I didn't
Speaker 2: know what was happening, and like I was confused and
Speaker 2: I fully got away with it, and like nobody knew
Speaker 2: that I did it, but my siblings were sleeping, so obviously.
Speaker 3: It was me, And I think my mom just looked
Speaker 3: at me She's.
Speaker 1: Like, whatever, whatever, keep playing she did bad. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: for real the last thing I'll say, because we got
Speaker 1: to go take you out to the airport was Jane
Speaker 1: Silent Bob.
Speaker 4: The song.
Speaker 1: So we had a direct TV worker.
Speaker 4: Over and my we're like three, just learning how to
Speaker 4: talk and be good at talking, oh so young.
Speaker 1: And my parents or my dad loved the Jane's Silent
Speaker 1: Bob movie, if you know. And there's this song in
Speaker 1: there called like I don't want to say it in
Speaker 1: front of her, but it's like basically like smoking, and
Speaker 1: you were proud of us. Well, the direct worker came
Speaker 1: over and I remember Mom saying, do it say it?
Speaker 1: Like do the thing?
Speaker 4: Why your door? You remember being by Yell's like bedroom door.
Speaker 1: Start singing it and we start saying it and doing
Speaker 1: the whole thing and like all this and the direct
Speaker 1: TV guy did not really he did not think it
Speaker 1: was cool at all. He did not like it, And
Speaker 1: then we ended up getting in trouble for it because,
Speaker 1: like you said, you're like and then you gas led
Speaker 1: us into thinking that we did something bad. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember like the Jane Silent Bob.
Speaker 2: I remember I was obsessed with like Tenacious D and
Speaker 2: all the songs and there were so yeah, and my
Speaker 2: parents had this CD for the soundtrack, so me and
Speaker 2: my brother would listen to that, and then I was
Speaker 2: like why. I remember growing older, I was like, why
Speaker 2: are my parents putting this on in the car for us?
Speaker 2: Like they thought that was funny that.
Speaker 1: We were like that was what we were learning, all right,
Speaker 1: Media of the.
Speaker 2: Like me when no one cares about media, like we
Speaker 2: just do it for ourselves, and like I just want
Speaker 2: to talk. I just want to keep talking about it,
Speaker 2: Like I saw Bottoms and it was so fucking funny.
Speaker 5: I'm literally gonna see it again tonight. Best movie ever.
Speaker 2: And then songs Q Fanfare by Prefab Sprout, bring Me
Speaker 2: Back Jeff Cowell.
Speaker 3: All I have to do is dream the Everly Brothers.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: Mine is walk On by otis the third and then
Speaker 1: what's that TV wonder song?
Speaker 3: I believe if this time and it will be over?
Speaker 1: And then don't leave me, Harry Nielsen, I have one
Speaker 1: happy song. I almost said that. I almost said that
Speaker 1: Luna loves imaging heap.
Speaker 4: Oh you're so cute. What is she doing?
Speaker 1: It's like holding it down?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh you're gonna talk now.
Speaker 3: Are y'all gonna put her under the plane?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but all right, that was the episode. Thank you
Speaker 1: Madeline so much. Shut yourself out, all your.
Speaker 4: Socials, Madeline and Steven if you want to see more
Speaker 4: of YouTube and TikTok a x X Madeline ax Steven.
Speaker 1: Yeah on I g but that was that episode. Hope
Speaker 1: you enjoyed. This is my beautiful mother. That's Steve, that's Luna.
Speaker 3: Bye, thanks for watching, Thanks for being on, Madeline. That
Speaker 3: was awesome. I'm stealing this baby.
Speaker 1: She'll stay with us. She's going to stay with.
Speaker 5: Us, with us, have complain and we're gonna take her
Speaker 5: to the nice guy.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's gonna party with us.
Speaker 3: You're on the list.
Speaker 5: We're gonna get you on the list.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get flood out by dream
Speaker 4: Shot.