WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Plane In The Neck

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<v Speaker 1>Quick colexis before the second date starts, tell everyone hello

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<v Speaker 1>in Australian. Oh, good day may Oh, there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>That must be the reason why we're charting in Australia

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<v Speaker 1>top comedy podcast. Yeah totally hot. All right, thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>being here, and don't forget if you do love this

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<v Speaker 1>much of the show. We've got forty five more minutes

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey Brock and Jeffrey. No, now they understand what

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<v Speaker 1>we were talking about. Let's get to what you can for.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your second date, second.

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<v Speaker 2>Date, up date. I've always thought.

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<v Speaker 1>You always thought Sunday thirteen, peop gonna get me one day.

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<v Speaker 1>There it is, buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>I've always thought that the airline commercials are doing it

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<v Speaker 3>all wrong. Why instead of talking about how comfortable their

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<v Speaker 3>seats are or how helpful their flight attendants can be. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>which is true, they should advertise all the hot action

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<v Speaker 3>that you can get while at the airport.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, and I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>Just talking about the massage tables where I was recently arrested.

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<v Speaker 1>Massage tapes.

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<v Speaker 3>The lady didn't ask if I was a real masseuse.

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<v Speaker 2>I just went for you giving them.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I'm a giver, you know that about But just think,

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<v Speaker 3>hundreds of thousands of people go through those terminals every

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<v Speaker 3>single day. At least a handful of them have to

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<v Speaker 3>be cute.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's how.

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<v Speaker 3>One of our listeners, Logan, met someone recently, one of

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<v Speaker 3>the people from the handful.

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<v Speaker 2>Of cute people scrolling through the airport. Logan, welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey guys, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>My goshsa what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Like a lady in uniform? Is that what you're wondering?

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<v Speaker 2>Whoops, you need to search me because I'm willing.

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<v Speaker 4>I did not get frisped.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, No, you were actually in the airport or

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<v Speaker 1>you were on the plane.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I was. I was waiting by the gate.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So that makes sense because you're and you're both

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<v Speaker 1>leaving the same city. Chances are good that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are from this place.

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<v Speaker 2>And who'd you meet exactly?

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<v Speaker 4>So I see her, and I you know, I quickly

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<v Speaker 4>took inventory of my environment. I was like, oh, there

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<v Speaker 4>she is, six o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Got it, moved.

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<v Speaker 4>A couple of times, got to where I was sitting

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<v Speaker 4>right next to her. So they announced of the speaker

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<v Speaker 4>that's going to be a four hour delay.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, oh god, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Plane didn't come in.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the only person excited this, This is.

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<v Speaker 2>It, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I immediately I could hear her mumbling under her breath,

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<v Speaker 4>like and I was like, man, I tell you, these

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<v Speaker 4>airlines are getting to be a real plane in the

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<v Speaker 4>neck talking dad. Joke just gambled with it. She ended

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<v Speaker 4>up laughing really hard.

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<v Speaker 2>The joke landed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, girl, God, we understand each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so she liked the humor. What happened after.

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<v Speaker 4>That, So she's like, I don't know how I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to kill four hours. And I was like, well, I

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<v Speaker 4>got a great idea. What we can do is we

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<v Speaker 4>can head right to that bar where I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>buy you a drink.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, it's smooth, my friend.

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<v Speaker 4>I went right in with the cards, you know. I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>para aps, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye and an alcoholic. You're like, yeah, well, it's an airport.

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<v Speaker 2>You can drink at any time of the day.

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<v Speaker 3>When absolutely, it doesn't count when you're at the airport.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Alcoholism doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet she's still laughing too, right because it's so cheesy.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we're having a great you know, I'm throwing off

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<v Speaker 4>some questionable jokes here and there, Like she had a

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<v Speaker 4>book that was in her bag that she moved out,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, I was like, oh you read,

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<v Speaker 4>you can't read. But she laughed and she's like yeah

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<v Speaker 4>to you. And I'm like, no, not not really, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Not well.

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<v Speaker 4>Not too well.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you guys are really hitting it off.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're going back and forth. Before I knew it,

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<v Speaker 4>four hours just flew flew by.

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<v Speaker 3>The we're gonna hit our ten punk quota.

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<v Speaker 4>That wasn't swear that and on purpose.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's natural, man, all right, we got to keep

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<v Speaker 2>our seats in the position for this guy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a long time to be spending with somebody one

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<v Speaker 3>on one time, four whole hours at the airport bar.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, absolutely, I considered it like a little first date.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely I would.

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<v Speaker 3>So what were the odds that you two sat next

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<v Speaker 3>to each other on the fly, Probably like zero?

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Yeah, we didn't get a chance to do that.

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<v Speaker 4>We were kind of near each other and there were

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<v Speaker 4>definitely glances and look, so when we get you know, arrival, Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>so nice to meet you. Oh well, you know, give

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<v Speaker 4>you a call, Oh for sure, you know, maybe some

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<v Speaker 4>some dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're the first one. That's role play we're doing.

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<v Speaker 4>We're doing a little bit of the nice pleasantry goodbye.

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<v Speaker 4>And then of course the reason I'm on the phone

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<v Speaker 4>with you, guys, I reach out text a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 4>even a little phone call. Nothing in response. He's a hottie,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm thinking with on her little I'm not. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>at home, I'm not in my own city. I can

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<v Speaker 4>flirt around with a guy, but maybe I'm in a relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>How long has it been.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's been a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Here you you hung out with her for four hours

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<v Speaker 3>and you didn't get a read on whether or not

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<v Speaker 3>she was single.

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<v Speaker 4>My read was that she was single and that she

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<v Speaker 4>was available, and that she was having a great time

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<v Speaker 4>with me. I'm just thinking, you know what, I can

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<v Speaker 4>imagine her acting that way, feeling like no strings patched.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, maybe it was just that I'm not to

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<v Speaker 1>be mean, but maybe she was just bored. Yeah, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you were reading into the dating aspect of it than

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<v Speaker 1>she was.

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<v Speaker 4>She was cackling. Her laughter hit a certain note. There

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<v Speaker 4>was a tonality to the laughter that said I like you.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't kiss or anything, right, because that would have

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<v Speaker 3>been a big green flag.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, I didn't. I didn't get to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, that would have been strange.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought green flag was like an airplane pun, But

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<v Speaker 3>I guess.

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<v Speaker 5>No, No, that would be You're just rare.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't use flags that use a little poles. Remember that, then, Button.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like we can't go to the song until

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<v Speaker 3>we get just one more airline.

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<v Speaker 4>Pun.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we can. I think we can. Let's just

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<v Speaker 1>take off and get right over to Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That was bad. We'll settle for that one.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll get you a second date update and figure out

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<v Speaker 3>where the turbulence was in this.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how it's done, like a pro bay attention. Second

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<v Speaker 2>date update, next second date update.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, nine percent of the time your evening would

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<v Speaker 3>be completely ruined if your plane was held up for

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<v Speaker 3>over four hours.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good point to the whole trip.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but for one of our listeners, Logan, that wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>a flight delay, that was a flight de yay.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like some airlines going to try to market that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna hate you for it because comes up

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<v Speaker 1>and says.

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<v Speaker 2>That delta that's fine. We should trademark that, but no.

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<v Speaker 3>Logan, Logan got to spend all that extra time over

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<v Speaker 3>at the airport bar with a hottie from his flight

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<v Speaker 3>named Ellie, and the two of them were vibing.

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<v Speaker 2>She was loving his airplane puns.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. And he kept him coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, even his jokes about being potentially illiterate. He

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<v Speaker 3>made it all this magic happening. But once the plane boarded.

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<v Speaker 3>After that, she's been kind of hard to reach, even

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<v Speaker 3>harder to lock down a date with. Hopefully, though, she

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<v Speaker 3>answers the phone here and we can actually get you

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<v Speaker 3>another meet up.

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<v Speaker 2>Logan, how you feeling.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, I'm feeling like you guys are gonna bring me

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<v Speaker 4>home like this chick. Now, now keep in mind now

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<v Speaker 4>this this was not a regular girl. This is definitely

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<v Speaker 4>a hot, hot girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay again, like a model. You mean you mean to

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<v Speaker 1>say she was beautiful and her personal really shine.

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<v Speaker 4>Bingo, exactly the whole package, you know, like you go

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<v Speaker 4>on dating apps and you're you kind of see the

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<v Speaker 4>leftovers or whatever there it means, of.

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<v Speaker 1>Course, Yeah, got you, Logan, Just let us do the talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, got it.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to dial her number right now. We're trying

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<v Speaker 3>to do your second date update. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hey is this Allly?

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<v Speaker 4>It is, yes, Ellie.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up? You get a lot of calls from morning

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<v Speaker 2>radio shows?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh no, Oh my gosh, are you guys really? Are

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<v Speaker 5>you really telling the truth? Are you really a radio show?

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<v Speaker 5>Morning show?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>We are.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that exciting to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Yes, this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to be easy.

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<v Speaker 3>Got some good news because I'm reaching out to you

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<v Speaker 3>specifically because we've been talking actually about you all morning long.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I hope it's good, Like, why would you

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<v Speaker 5>be talking about me really good?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we have somebody who's been gushing about you a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit on our show, who.

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<v Speaker 5>Like Okay, first of all, is it like one of

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<v Speaker 5>those shows like the dating show Singy because I love

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<v Speaker 5>those so much?

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<v Speaker 4>It is?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. He's been talking.

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<v Speaker 3>About You're a lot of energy and that's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's surprising to.

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<v Speaker 3>You went out with somebody recently, you know how these

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<v Speaker 3>daty thingy segments work, and they had a good time.

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<v Speaker 2>You probably know who I'm referring to.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you guys talking about Mike because he did go out?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah Mike? Yeah, Well, that's who. Hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>Mike said some really great stuff about you. Yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 3>He mentioned you being very pretty.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, oh that's so nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah and Brook, what else did Mike say our listener?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Mike okay, uh he said you had a sparkling personality,

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<v Speaker 1>spark yes about me. No, that's so great.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I sensed the vibes happening even before

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<v Speaker 3>we called you. I just had a sixth or seventh

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<v Speaker 3>sense about this. Whatever, so many senses that I'm having.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are we being so weird?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm just let's maybe we should pivot here and

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<v Speaker 3>ask you, Ellie, what what did you think about Mike?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what what stood out to you?

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<v Speaker 5>You know how like you have like this vision of

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<v Speaker 5>a guy that you want to take home to your parents,

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<v Speaker 5>guy that you kind of just talk to your girlfriends

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<v Speaker 5>without in elementary school, of like the guy that I

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<v Speaker 5>want to marry. Like him, he was amazing. He was funny,

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<v Speaker 5>so funny, you guys, wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>That great marriage? He was great?

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<v Speaker 5>No, he was really great, and he was like he

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<v Speaker 5>was all and he was charming.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we don't have to go we don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to gush too much about hi. I mean we're talking.

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<v Speaker 2>We all love Mike, who doesn't And the.

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<v Speaker 5>Fact that he is asking about me makes it even

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<v Speaker 5>like it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I mean he wasn't hitting you up and

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<v Speaker 2>now he is.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean I'm just just based on your your

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<v Speaker 3>sparkling personality and and just talking to you a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>You sound like you're a really fun time and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>guessing you probably get hit on a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>You know. It sounds so like conceited to say yes

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<v Speaker 5>I do, but yes I do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It probably happens with girls like that.

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<v Speaker 3>It probably happens to it like random places, like when

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<v Speaker 3>you're at the dry cleaners, or like you know, during

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<v Speaker 3>a delay at the airport.

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<v Speaker 5>Get this, get this, get this. Okay. So the other

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<v Speaker 5>day I'm flying out of the airport and like the

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<v Speaker 5>flight was delayed like some stupid like four hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, and.

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<v Speaker 5>This guy like sitting next to me, he's like starts

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<v Speaker 5>talking to me and he's making the stupidest jokes ever.

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<v Speaker 5>He was so dumb and no, and then he's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 5>do you want to go to the bar and gets

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<v Speaker 5>my drinks. I'm like, crap, I got four hours to

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<v Speaker 5>kill Why not so, you know, he talked and whatever,

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<v Speaker 5>and I just but you know what, he paid for

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<v Speaker 5>the you know, drinks, which was really nice, actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Overwhelming me.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that guy was pretty funny though. Don't you

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<v Speaker 1>think he was kind of funny.

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<v Speaker 5>I think he thought he was funnier than he actually was.

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<v Speaker 5>But I paid for the check. I think he didn't

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<v Speaker 5>even tip. I mean he was a bad tipper. Okay, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>well Mike actually sounds great. Yeah, wait, like, is he

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<v Speaker 5>on the phone right now? Is Mike on the phone?

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<v Speaker 3>Someone is on the phone this idea?

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<v Speaker 5>You guys, I'm really confused. What is happening?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so, actually the guy that you were referring to

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<v Speaker 3>from the airport, Yes, that one. So he's actually the

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<v Speaker 3>one that called us to get a second date up.

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<v Speaker 2>Date with you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, yeah, Logan is his name. He's on the other

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<v Speaker 3>line listening right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Logan.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that was a lot. That was more than what

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<v Speaker 4>I expected to hear, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 5>You guys know he's on the phone. That's not fair.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, I'm here, like you can talk directly to me. Actually, Hi,

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<v Speaker 4>so I'm not a tipper. I actually left cash. I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't tip on my credit card. I left cash because

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<v Speaker 4>that's not the polight thing to do. And I bought

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<v Speaker 4>Ellie three drinks, one of them was double and I

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<v Speaker 4>also uh provided fries with extra sauces that also cost

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<v Speaker 4>extra money.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea, I know, he's just trying to save his own

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<v Speaker 1>egos here. I feel I think that should get that opportunity.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but lookan, we don't need a breakdown of the bill.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just funny to me that she was laughing so

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<v Speaker 4>heartily and then mocks me later, but at the time

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<v Speaker 4>when she's getting free drink, I'm the most hilarious guy

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<v Speaker 4>in the world.

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<v Speaker 5>Surprised puns weren't funny, just a yeah, you know, actually

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<v Speaker 5>they weren't funny, but you know, you kept buying.

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<v Speaker 4>Me drink, I said, I said, it's real. It's a

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<v Speaker 4>real plane in the neck with these with these airlines.

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<v Speaker 4>That's legit funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we heard that one on.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>We laughed.

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<v Speaker 1>Nellie has a different sense of humor. I mean, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't match well.

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<v Speaker 2>Most hot girls.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean she seems to be more onto Mike's type

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<v Speaker 3>of sense of humor.

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<v Speaker 4>Can we stop talking about Mike for a second.

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<v Speaker 5>First second, I'm so sorry Logan.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I honestly thought that maybe I forgot Logan's name.

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<v Speaker 1>His name was Mike when you started talking about him

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<v Speaker 1>like that's what I was hoping.

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<v Speaker 2>I just loan to be Mike for you and for Logan.

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<v Speaker 1>Both of you.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, Hold on, hold on. I'm gathering that everybody

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<v Speaker 4>on this phone call is interested in Mike, but nobody's

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<v Speaker 4>interested in me. Is that bro?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm team Logan.

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<v Speaker 4>Get you a Logan, Ladies, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of coming over to Mike the puns. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's Logan. Logan.

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<v Speaker 3>Logan is the guy that's on the phone, and he's

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<v Speaker 3>the one that we'd like to send you out on

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<v Speaker 3>another date with, and we'll pay for that date and

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<v Speaker 3>we'll throw an a generous tip on top of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, hey, and think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>He really did tips. You thought that he didn't. He

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<v Speaker 1>tried to be funny, which is meaning he put effort

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<v Speaker 1>for it. I think he deserves another shot.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what. He was nice enough at the bar,

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<v Speaker 5>but you know what happens when you drink you have

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<v Speaker 5>a rose color glasses on. I think that's what's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>But insult.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess the silver lining, as we've learned, there is

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<v Speaker 3>a person out there for everyone, and that person for

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<v Speaker 3>everyone is Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you, Mike, call into the show. We want

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<v Speaker 2>to meet you.

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<v Speaker 4>Brash and burn I got it frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we never asked. But I'm just assuming Ellie

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<v Speaker 2>hooked up with Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>Think that they hooked up.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean just the sound of her voice, like she

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<v Speaker 3>was glowing over the phone, like smiling just at the

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<v Speaker 3>thought of his face and laughing just at the thought

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<v Speaker 3>of his jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, I never thought i'd hear from him again.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it was a one night stand.

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<v Speaker 1>Why why would Mike neet us?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah she didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Ellie ever stop and think about that. But Jeffrey, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe you went along with it. I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was going crazy for a second, and like I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like, I mean, we should figure out who this

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<v Speaker 3>guy is, rather than just correcting her and being like no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>not him, but the more Logan Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Then she added the story about Logan O.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Think he's ever going to listen to this on podcasts.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to turn it into a positive and maybe

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<v Speaker 3>what we really should have done is we should have

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<v Speaker 3>asked her if she wants us to call Mike for

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<v Speaker 3>her for a second date update. We should I know

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<v Speaker 3>they'd be a little bit weird, but maybe we accidentally

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<v Speaker 3>ran into a second date sitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like backstabbing to Logan, but I mean I'm

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<v Speaker 1>here for it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I mean ironic if Mike's like, gosh, she's

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<v Speaker 3>just not funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like.

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<v Speaker 3>It's our duty, though, to reach back out to Ellie

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<v Speaker 3>and say, look, if Mike doesn't call you in the

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<v Speaker 3>next twenty four hours, have us reach out to him

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<v Speaker 3>for you, because she was a listener to and we're

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<v Speaker 3>desperately in need of content.

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<v Speaker 1>We have loyalty to no one.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we apologize except to ourselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so if you have.

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<v Speaker 3>Loyalty to us too, you can always email. We'll call

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<v Speaker 3>the person who wasn't calling you back. Get your little

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<v Speaker 3>second date update action.

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<v Speaker 4>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning