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Speaker 1: It's your second date, second.
Speaker 2: Date, up date. I've always thought.
Speaker 1: You always thought Sunday thirteen, peop gonna get me one day.
Speaker 1: There it is, buddy.
Speaker 3: I've always thought that the airline commercials are doing it
Speaker 3: all wrong. Why instead of talking about how comfortable their
Speaker 3: seats are or how helpful their flight attendants can be. Yeah,
Speaker 3: which is true, they should advertise all the hot action
Speaker 3: that you can get while at the airport.
Speaker 2: I think, and I'm not.
Speaker 3: Just talking about the massage tables where I was recently arrested.
Speaker 1: Massage tapes.
Speaker 3: The lady didn't ask if I was a real masseuse.
Speaker 2: I just went for you giving them.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm a giver, you know that about But just think,
Speaker 3: hundreds of thousands of people go through those terminals every
Speaker 3: single day. At least a handful of them have to
Speaker 3: be cute.
Speaker 2: And that's how.
Speaker 3: One of our listeners, Logan, met someone recently, one of
Speaker 3: the people from the handful.
Speaker 2: Of cute people scrolling through the airport. Logan, welcome to
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 4: Hey guys, Oh.
Speaker 3: My goshsa what happened?
Speaker 1: Like a lady in uniform? Is that what you're wondering?
Speaker 2: Whoops, you need to search me because I'm willing.
Speaker 4: I did not get frisped.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, No, you were actually in the airport or
Speaker 1: you were on the plane.
Speaker 4: No, I was. I was waiting by the gate.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that makes sense because you're and you're both
Speaker 1: leaving the same city. Chances are good that you guys
Speaker 1: are from this place.
Speaker 2: And who'd you meet exactly?
Speaker 4: So I see her, and I you know, I quickly
Speaker 4: took inventory of my environment. I was like, oh, there
Speaker 4: she is, six o'clock.
Speaker 1: Got it, moved.
Speaker 4: A couple of times, got to where I was sitting
Speaker 4: right next to her. So they announced of the speaker
Speaker 4: that's going to be a four hour delay.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh god, the.
Speaker 4: Plane didn't come in.
Speaker 1: You're the only person excited this, This is.
Speaker 2: It, you know.
Speaker 4: I immediately I could hear her mumbling under her breath,
Speaker 4: like and I was like, man, I tell you, these
Speaker 4: airlines are getting to be a real plane in the
Speaker 4: neck talking dad. Joke just gambled with it. She ended
Speaker 4: up laughing really hard.
Speaker 2: The joke landed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, girl, God, we understand each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she liked the humor. What happened after.
Speaker 4: That, So she's like, I don't know how I'm going
Speaker 4: to kill four hours. And I was like, well, I
Speaker 4: got a great idea. What we can do is we
Speaker 4: can head right to that bar where I'm going to
Speaker 4: buy you a drink.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, it's smooth, my friend.
Speaker 4: I went right in with the cards, you know. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 4: para aps, here we go.
Speaker 2: Ye and an alcoholic. You're like, yeah, well, it's an airport.
Speaker 2: You can drink at any time of the day.
Speaker 3: When absolutely, it doesn't count when you're at the airport.
Speaker 4: It doesn't.
Speaker 2: Alcoholism doesn't.
Speaker 1: I bet she's still laughing too, right because it's so cheesy.
Speaker 4: No, we're having a great you know, I'm throwing off
Speaker 4: some questionable jokes here and there, Like she had a
Speaker 4: book that was in her bag that she moved out,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I was like, oh you read,
Speaker 4: you can't read. But she laughed and she's like yeah
Speaker 4: to you. And I'm like, no, not not really, you know.
Speaker 2: Not well.
Speaker 4: Not too well.
Speaker 1: Oh so you guys are really hitting it off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going back and forth. Before I knew it,
Speaker 4: four hours just flew flew by.
Speaker 3: The we're gonna hit our ten punk quota.
Speaker 4: That wasn't swear that and on purpose.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's natural, man, all right, we got to keep
Speaker 2: our seats in the position for this guy.
Speaker 3: That's a long time to be spending with somebody one
Speaker 3: on one time, four whole hours at the airport bar.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, absolutely, I considered it like a little first date.
Speaker 1: Absolutely I would.
Speaker 3: So what were the odds that you two sat next
Speaker 3: to each other on the fly, Probably like zero?
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, we didn't get a chance to do that.
Speaker 4: We were kind of near each other and there were
Speaker 4: definitely glances and look, so when we get you know, arrival, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: so nice to meet you. Oh well, you know, give
Speaker 4: you a call, Oh for sure, you know, maybe some
Speaker 4: some dinner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the first one. That's role play we're doing.
Speaker 4: We're doing a little bit of the nice pleasantry goodbye.
Speaker 4: And then of course the reason I'm on the phone
Speaker 4: with you, guys, I reach out text a couple of times,
Speaker 4: even a little phone call. Nothing in response. He's a hottie,
Speaker 4: I'm thinking with on her little I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 4: at home, I'm not in my own city. I can
Speaker 4: flirt around with a guy, but maybe I'm in a relationship.
Speaker 1: How long has it been.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's been a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: Here you you hung out with her for four hours
Speaker 3: and you didn't get a read on whether or not
Speaker 3: she was single.
Speaker 4: My read was that she was single and that she
Speaker 4: was available, and that she was having a great time
Speaker 4: with me. I'm just thinking, you know what, I can
Speaker 4: imagine her acting that way, feeling like no strings patched.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it was just that I'm not to
Speaker 1: be mean, but maybe she was just bored. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: you were reading into the dating aspect of it than
Speaker 1: she was.
Speaker 4: She was cackling. Her laughter hit a certain note. There
Speaker 4: was a tonality to the laughter that said I like you.
Speaker 3: You didn't kiss or anything, right, because that would have
Speaker 3: been a big green flag.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I didn't. I didn't get to that.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that would have been strange.
Speaker 3: I thought green flag was like an airplane pun, But
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 5: No, No, that would be You're just rare.
Speaker 2: They don't use flags that use a little poles. Remember that, then, Button.
Speaker 3: I feel like we can't go to the song until
Speaker 3: we get just one more airline.
Speaker 4: Pun.
Speaker 1: I think we can. I think we can. Let's just
Speaker 1: take off and get right over to Yeah.
Speaker 2: That was bad. We'll settle for that one.
Speaker 4: Anyway.
Speaker 3: We'll get you a second date update and figure out
Speaker 3: where the turbulence was in this.
Speaker 2: That's how it's done, like a pro bay attention. Second
Speaker 2: date update, next second date update.
Speaker 3: You know, nine percent of the time your evening would
Speaker 3: be completely ruined if your plane was held up for
Speaker 3: over four hours.
Speaker 1: That's a good point to the whole trip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but for one of our listeners, Logan, that wasn't
Speaker 3: a flight delay, that was a flight de yay.
Speaker 1: I feel like some airlines going to try to market that,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna hate you for it because comes up
Speaker 1: and says.
Speaker 2: That delta that's fine. We should trademark that, but no.
Speaker 3: Logan, Logan got to spend all that extra time over
Speaker 3: at the airport bar with a hottie from his flight
Speaker 3: named Ellie, and the two of them were vibing.
Speaker 2: She was loving his airplane puns.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And he kept him coming.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, even his jokes about being potentially illiterate. He
Speaker 3: made it all this magic happening. But once the plane boarded.
Speaker 3: After that, she's been kind of hard to reach, even
Speaker 3: harder to lock down a date with. Hopefully, though, she
Speaker 3: answers the phone here and we can actually get you
Speaker 3: another meet up.
Speaker 2: Logan, how you feeling.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm feeling like you guys are gonna bring me
Speaker 4: home like this chick. Now, now keep in mind now
Speaker 4: this this was not a regular girl. This is definitely
Speaker 4: a hot, hot girl.
Speaker 1: Okay again, like a model. You mean you mean to
Speaker 1: say she was beautiful and her personal really shine.
Speaker 4: Bingo, exactly the whole package, you know, like you go
Speaker 4: on dating apps and you're you kind of see the
Speaker 4: leftovers or whatever there it means, of.
Speaker 1: Course, Yeah, got you, Logan, Just let us do the talking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, got it.
Speaker 3: We're going to dial her number right now. We're trying
Speaker 3: to do your second date update. Here we go.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey is this Allly?
Speaker 4: It is, yes, Ellie.
Speaker 2: What's up? You get a lot of calls from morning
Speaker 2: radio shows?
Speaker 5: Uh no, Oh my gosh, are you guys really? Are
Speaker 5: you really telling the truth? Are you really a radio show?
Speaker 5: Morning show?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: We are.
Speaker 1: Is that exciting to you?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, Yes, this is.
Speaker 1: Going to be easy.
Speaker 3: Got some good news because I'm reaching out to you
Speaker 3: specifically because we've been talking actually about you all morning long.
Speaker 5: I think I hope it's good, Like, why would you
Speaker 5: be talking about me really good?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have somebody who's been gushing about you a
Speaker 3: little bit on our show, who.
Speaker 5: Like Okay, first of all, is it like one of
Speaker 5: those shows like the dating show Singy because I love
Speaker 5: those so much?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. He's been talking.
Speaker 3: About You're a lot of energy and that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: It's surprising to.
Speaker 3: You went out with somebody recently, you know how these
Speaker 3: daty thingy segments work, and they had a good time.
Speaker 2: You probably know who I'm referring to.
Speaker 5: Are you guys talking about Mike because he did go out?
Speaker 2: Yeah Mike? Yeah, Well, that's who. Hold on.
Speaker 3: Mike said some really great stuff about you. Yeah, you're
Speaker 3: He mentioned you being very pretty.
Speaker 5: Yes, oh that's so nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah and Brook, what else did Mike say our listener?
Speaker 1: Yes, Mike okay, uh he said you had a sparkling personality,
Speaker 1: spark yes about me. No, that's so great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I sensed the vibes happening even before
Speaker 3: we called you. I just had a sixth or seventh
Speaker 3: sense about this. Whatever, so many senses that I'm having.
Speaker 1: Why are we being so weird?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just let's maybe we should pivot here and
Speaker 3: ask you, Ellie, what what did you think about Mike?
Speaker 2: Like what what stood out to you?
Speaker 5: You know how like you have like this vision of
Speaker 5: a guy that you want to take home to your parents,
Speaker 5: guy that you kind of just talk to your girlfriends
Speaker 5: without in elementary school, of like the guy that I
Speaker 5: want to marry. Like him, he was amazing. He was funny,
Speaker 5: so funny, you guys, wasn't.
Speaker 1: That great marriage? He was great?
Speaker 5: No, he was really great, and he was like he
Speaker 5: was all and he was charming.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, we don't have to go we don't have
Speaker 2: to gush too much about hi. I mean we're talking.
Speaker 2: We all love Mike, who doesn't And the.
Speaker 5: Fact that he is asking about me makes it even
Speaker 5: like it's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I mean he wasn't hitting you up and
Speaker 2: now he is.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I'm just just based on your your
Speaker 3: sparkling personality and and just talking to you a little bit.
Speaker 3: You sound like you're a really fun time and I'm
Speaker 3: guessing you probably get hit on a lot.
Speaker 5: You know. It sounds so like conceited to say yes
Speaker 5: I do, but yes I do.
Speaker 1: It's okay.
Speaker 2: It probably happens with girls like that.
Speaker 3: It probably happens to it like random places, like when
Speaker 3: you're at the dry cleaners, or like you know, during
Speaker 3: a delay at the airport.
Speaker 5: Get this, get this, get this. Okay. So the other
Speaker 5: day I'm flying out of the airport and like the
Speaker 5: flight was delayed like some stupid like four hours.
Speaker 2: Oh really, and.
Speaker 5: This guy like sitting next to me, he's like starts
Speaker 5: talking to me and he's making the stupidest jokes ever.
Speaker 5: He was so dumb and no, and then he's like, hey,
Speaker 5: do you want to go to the bar and gets
Speaker 5: my drinks. I'm like, crap, I got four hours to
Speaker 5: kill Why not so, you know, he talked and whatever,
Speaker 5: and I just but you know what, he paid for
Speaker 5: the you know, drinks, which was really nice, actually.
Speaker 2: Overwhelming me.
Speaker 1: I thought that guy was pretty funny though. Don't you
Speaker 1: think he was kind of funny.
Speaker 5: I think he thought he was funnier than he actually was.
Speaker 5: But I paid for the check. I think he didn't
Speaker 5: even tip. I mean he was a bad tipper. Okay, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: well Mike actually sounds great. Yeah, wait, like, is he
Speaker 5: on the phone right now? Is Mike on the phone?
Speaker 3: Someone is on the phone this idea?
Speaker 5: You guys, I'm really confused. What is happening?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, actually the guy that you were referring to
Speaker 3: from the airport, Yes, that one. So he's actually the
Speaker 3: one that called us to get a second date up.
Speaker 2: Date with you.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, Logan is his name. He's on the other
Speaker 3: line listening right now.
Speaker 2: Logan.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, that was a lot. That was more than what
Speaker 4: I expected to hear, that's for sure.
Speaker 5: You guys know he's on the phone. That's not fair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm here, like you can talk directly to me. Actually, Hi,
Speaker 4: so I'm not a tipper. I actually left cash. I
Speaker 4: didn't tip on my credit card. I left cash because
Speaker 4: that's not the polight thing to do. And I bought
Speaker 4: Ellie three drinks, one of them was double and I
Speaker 4: also uh provided fries with extra sauces that also cost
Speaker 4: extra money.
Speaker 1: Yea, I know, he's just trying to save his own
Speaker 1: egos here. I feel I think that should get that opportunity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but lookan, we don't need a breakdown of the bill.
Speaker 4: It's just funny to me that she was laughing so
Speaker 4: heartily and then mocks me later, but at the time
Speaker 4: when she's getting free drink, I'm the most hilarious guy
Speaker 4: in the world.
Speaker 5: Surprised puns weren't funny, just a yeah, you know, actually
Speaker 5: they weren't funny, but you know, you kept buying.
Speaker 4: Me drink, I said, I said, it's real. It's a
Speaker 4: real plane in the neck with these with these airlines.
Speaker 4: That's legit funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we heard that one on.
Speaker 1: I think it's fine.
Speaker 2: We laughed.
Speaker 1: Nellie has a different sense of humor. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: that doesn't match well.
Speaker 2: Most hot girls.
Speaker 3: I mean she seems to be more onto Mike's type
Speaker 3: of sense of humor.
Speaker 4: Can we stop talking about Mike for a second.
Speaker 5: First second, I'm so sorry Logan.
Speaker 1: No, I honestly thought that maybe I forgot Logan's name.
Speaker 1: His name was Mike when you started talking about him
Speaker 1: like that's what I was hoping.
Speaker 2: I just loan to be Mike for you and for Logan.
Speaker 1: Both of you.
Speaker 4: Hold on, Hold on, hold on. I'm gathering that everybody
Speaker 4: on this phone call is interested in Mike, but nobody's
Speaker 4: interested in me. Is that bro?
Speaker 2: I'm I'm team Logan.
Speaker 4: Get you a Logan, Ladies, thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of coming over to Mike the puns. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's Logan. Logan.
Speaker 3: Logan is the guy that's on the phone, and he's
Speaker 3: the one that we'd like to send you out on
Speaker 3: another date with, and we'll pay for that date and
Speaker 3: we'll throw an a generous tip on top of it.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, and think about it.
Speaker 1: He really did tips. You thought that he didn't. He
Speaker 1: tried to be funny, which is meaning he put effort
Speaker 1: for it. I think he deserves another shot.
Speaker 5: You know what. He was nice enough at the bar,
Speaker 5: but you know what happens when you drink you have
Speaker 5: a rose color glasses on. I think that's what's happening.
Speaker 1: But insult.
Speaker 3: I guess the silver lining, as we've learned, there is
Speaker 3: a person out there for everyone, and that person for
Speaker 3: everyone is Mike.
Speaker 2: We love you, Mike, call into the show. We want
Speaker 2: to meet you.
Speaker 4: Brash and burn I got it frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: You know, we never asked. But I'm just assuming Ellie
Speaker 2: hooked up with Mike.
Speaker 1: Think that they hooked up.
Speaker 3: I mean just the sound of her voice, like she
Speaker 3: was glowing over the phone, like smiling just at the
Speaker 3: thought of his face and laughing just at the thought
Speaker 3: of his jokes.
Speaker 2: Was like, I never thought i'd hear from him again.
Speaker 5: I think it was a one night stand.
Speaker 1: Why why would Mike neet us?
Speaker 2: Yeah she didn't.
Speaker 1: Ellie ever stop and think about that. But Jeffrey, I
Speaker 1: can't believe you went along with it. I thought it
Speaker 1: was going crazy for a second, and like I.
Speaker 3: Was like, I mean, we should figure out who this
Speaker 3: guy is, rather than just correcting her and being like no, no, no,
Speaker 3: not him, but the more Logan Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then she added the story about Logan O.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Think he's ever going to listen to this on podcasts.
Speaker 3: I want to turn it into a positive and maybe
Speaker 3: what we really should have done is we should have
Speaker 3: asked her if she wants us to call Mike for
Speaker 3: her for a second date update. We should I know
Speaker 3: they'd be a little bit weird, but maybe we accidentally
Speaker 3: ran into a second date sitch.
Speaker 1: I feel like backstabbing to Logan, but I mean I'm
Speaker 1: here for it.
Speaker 3: You know, I mean ironic if Mike's like, gosh, she's
Speaker 3: just not funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 3: It's our duty, though, to reach back out to Ellie
Speaker 3: and say, look, if Mike doesn't call you in the
Speaker 3: next twenty four hours, have us reach out to him
Speaker 3: for you, because she was a listener to and we're
Speaker 3: desperately in need of content.
Speaker 1: We have loyalty to no one.
Speaker 3: No, we apologize except to ourselves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so if you have.
Speaker 3: Loyalty to us too, you can always email. We'll call
Speaker 3: the person who wasn't calling you back. Get your little
Speaker 3: second date update action.
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning