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Speaker 1: Quick colexis before the second date starts, tell everyone hello

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Speaker 1: in Australian. Oh, good day may Oh, there you go.

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Speaker 1: That must be the reason why we're charting in Australia

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Speaker 1: top comedy podcast. Yeah totally hot. All right, thanks for

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Speaker 1: being here, and don't forget if you do love this

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Speaker 1: much of the show. We've got forty five more minutes

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Speaker 1: of it over on our main feed. Just search Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey Brock and Jeffrey. No, now they understand what

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Speaker 1: we were talking about. Let's get to what you can for.

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Speaker 1: It's your second date, second.

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Speaker 2: Date, up date. I've always thought.

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Speaker 1: You always thought Sunday thirteen, peop gonna get me one day.

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Speaker 1: There it is, buddy.

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Speaker 3: I've always thought that the airline commercials are doing it

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Speaker 3: all wrong. Why instead of talking about how comfortable their

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Speaker 3: seats are or how helpful their flight attendants can be. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: which is true, they should advertise all the hot action

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Speaker 3: that you can get while at the airport.

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Speaker 2: I think, and I'm not.

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Speaker 3: Just talking about the massage tables where I was recently arrested.

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Speaker 1: Massage tapes.

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Speaker 3: The lady didn't ask if I was a real masseuse.

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Speaker 2: I just went for you giving them.

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Speaker 3: Now, I'm a giver, you know that about But just think,

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Speaker 3: hundreds of thousands of people go through those terminals every

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Speaker 3: single day. At least a handful of them have to

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Speaker 2: And that's how.

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Speaker 3: One of our listeners, Logan, met someone recently, one of

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Speaker 3: the people from the handful.

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Speaker 2: Of cute people scrolling through the airport. Logan, welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 4: Hey guys, Oh.

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Speaker 3: My goshsa what happened?

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Speaker 1: Like a lady in uniform? Is that what you're wondering?

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Speaker 2: Whoops, you need to search me because I'm willing.

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Speaker 4: I did not get frisped.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, No, you were actually in the airport or

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Speaker 1: you were on the plane.

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Speaker 4: No, I was. I was waiting by the gate.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So that makes sense because you're and you're both

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Speaker 1: leaving the same city. Chances are good that you guys

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Speaker 2: And who'd you meet exactly?

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Speaker 4: So I see her, and I you know, I quickly

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Speaker 4: took inventory of my environment. I was like, oh, there

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Speaker 1: Got it, moved.

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Speaker 4: A couple of times, got to where I was sitting

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Speaker 4: right next to her. So they announced of the speaker

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Speaker 4: that's going to be a four hour delay.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh god, the.

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Speaker 4: Plane didn't come in.

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Speaker 1: You're the only person excited this, This is.

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Speaker 2: It, you know.

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Speaker 4: I immediately I could hear her mumbling under her breath,

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Speaker 4: like and I was like, man, I tell you, these

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Speaker 4: airlines are getting to be a real plane in the

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Speaker 4: neck talking dad. Joke just gambled with it. She ended

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Speaker 4: up laughing really hard.

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Speaker 2: The joke landed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, girl, God, we understand each other.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so she liked the humor. What happened after.

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Speaker 4: That, So she's like, I don't know how I'm going

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Speaker 4: to kill four hours. And I was like, well, I

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Speaker 4: got a great idea. What we can do is we

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Speaker 4: can head right to that bar where I'm going to

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Speaker 4: buy you a drink.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, it's smooth, my friend.

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Speaker 4: I went right in with the cards, you know. I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 4: para aps, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Ye and an alcoholic. You're like, yeah, well, it's an airport.

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Speaker 2: You can drink at any time of the day.

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Speaker 3: When absolutely, it doesn't count when you're at the airport.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Alcoholism doesn't.

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Speaker 1: I bet she's still laughing too, right because it's so cheesy.

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Speaker 4: No, we're having a great you know, I'm throwing off

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Speaker 4: some questionable jokes here and there, Like she had a

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Speaker 2: Not well.

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Speaker 4: Not too well.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you guys are really hitting it off.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going back and forth. Before I knew it,

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Speaker 4: four hours just flew flew by.

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Speaker 3: The we're gonna hit our ten punk quota.

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Speaker 4: That wasn't swear that and on purpose.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's natural, man, all right, we got to keep

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Speaker 3: That's a long time to be spending with somebody one

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Speaker 3: on one time, four whole hours at the airport bar.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, absolutely, I considered it like a little first date.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely I would.

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Speaker 3: So what were the odds that you two sat next

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Speaker 3: to each other on the fly, Probably like zero?

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Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, we didn't get a chance to do that.

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Speaker 4: We were kind of near each other and there were

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Speaker 4: definitely glances and look, so when we get you know, arrival, Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 4: so nice to meet you. Oh well, you know, give

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Speaker 4: you a call, Oh for sure, you know, maybe some

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Speaker 4: some dinner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the first one. That's role play we're doing.

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Speaker 4: We're doing a little bit of the nice pleasantry goodbye.

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Speaker 4: And then of course the reason I'm on the phone

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Speaker 4: with you, guys, I reach out text a couple of times,

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Speaker 4: even a little phone call. Nothing in response. He's a hottie,

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking with on her little I'm not. I'm not

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Speaker 4: flirt around with a guy, but maybe I'm in a relationship.

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Speaker 1: How long has it been.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's been a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 3: Here you you hung out with her for four hours

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Speaker 4: My read was that she was single and that she

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Speaker 4: with me. I'm just thinking, you know what, I can

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Speaker 4: imagine her acting that way, feeling like no strings patched.

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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it was just that I'm not to

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Speaker 1: be mean, but maybe she was just bored. Yeah, maybe

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Speaker 1: you were reading into the dating aspect of it than

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Speaker 4: She was cackling. Her laughter hit a certain note. There

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Speaker 4: was a tonality to the laughter that said I like you.

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Speaker 3: You didn't kiss or anything, right, because that would have

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I didn't. I didn't get to that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that would have been strange.

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Speaker 3: I thought green flag was like an airplane pun, But

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Speaker 3: I guess.

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Speaker 5: No, No, that would be You're just rare.

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Speaker 2: They don't use flags that use a little poles. Remember that, then, Button.

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Speaker 3: I feel like we can't go to the song until

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Speaker 3: we get just one more airline.

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Speaker 4: Pun.

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Speaker 1: I think we can. I think we can. Let's just

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Speaker 1: take off and get right over to Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That was bad. We'll settle for that one.

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Speaker 4: Anyway.

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Speaker 3: We'll get you a second date update and figure out

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Speaker 3: where the turbulence was in this.

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Speaker 2: That's how it's done, like a pro bay attention. Second

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Speaker 3: You know, nine percent of the time your evening would

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Speaker 3: be completely ruined if your plane was held up for

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Speaker 3: over four hours.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point to the whole trip.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but for one of our listeners, Logan, that wasn't

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Speaker 3: a flight delay, that was a flight de yay.

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Speaker 1: I feel like some airlines going to try to market that,

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Speaker 2: That delta that's fine. We should trademark that, but no.

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Speaker 3: Logan, Logan got to spend all that extra time over

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Speaker 3: at the airport bar with a hottie from his flight

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Speaker 3: named Ellie, and the two of them were vibing.

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Speaker 2: She was loving his airplane puns.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And he kept him coming.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, even his jokes about being potentially illiterate. He

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Speaker 3: made it all this magic happening. But once the plane boarded.

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Speaker 3: After that, she's been kind of hard to reach, even

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Speaker 3: harder to lock down a date with. Hopefully, though, she

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Speaker 3: another meet up.

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Speaker 2: Logan, how you feeling.

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Speaker 4: Man, I'm feeling like you guys are gonna bring me

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Speaker 4: home like this chick. Now, now keep in mind now

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Speaker 4: this this was not a regular girl. This is definitely

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Speaker 4: a hot, hot girl.

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Speaker 1: Okay again, like a model. You mean you mean to

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Speaker 4: Bingo, exactly the whole package, you know, like you go

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Speaker 4: on dating apps and you're you kind of see the

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Speaker 4: leftovers or whatever there it means, of.

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Speaker 1: Course, Yeah, got you, Logan, Just let us do the talking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, got it.

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Speaker 3: We're going to dial her number right now. We're trying

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey is this Allly?

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Speaker 4: It is, yes, Ellie.

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Speaker 2: What's up? You get a lot of calls from morning

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Speaker 5: Uh no, Oh my gosh, are you guys really? Are

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Speaker 5: you really telling the truth? Are you really a radio show?

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Speaker 5: Morning show?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: We are.

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Speaker 1: Is that exciting to you?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Yes, Yes, this is.

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Speaker 1: Going to be easy.

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Speaker 3: Got some good news because I'm reaching out to you

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Speaker 3: specifically because we've been talking actually about you all morning long.

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Speaker 5: I think I hope it's good, Like, why would you

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we have somebody who's been gushing about you a

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Speaker 5: Like Okay, first of all, is it like one of

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Speaker 5: those shows like the dating show Singy because I love

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Speaker 5: those so much?

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Speaker 4: It is?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. He's been talking.

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Speaker 3: About You're a lot of energy and that's a good thing.

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Speaker 1: It's surprising to.

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Speaker 3: You went out with somebody recently, you know how these

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Speaker 3: daty thingy segments work, and they had a good time.

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Speaker 2: You probably know who I'm referring to.

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Speaker 5: Are you guys talking about Mike because he did go out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah Mike? Yeah, Well, that's who. Hold on.

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Speaker 3: Mike said some really great stuff about you. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 3: He mentioned you being very pretty.

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Speaker 5: Yes, oh that's so nice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah and Brook, what else did Mike say our listener?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Mike okay, uh he said you had a sparkling personality,

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Speaker 1: spark yes about me. No, that's so great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I sensed the vibes happening even before

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Speaker 3: we called you. I just had a sixth or seventh

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Speaker 3: sense about this. Whatever, so many senses that I'm having.

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Speaker 1: Why are we being so weird?

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm just let's maybe we should pivot here and

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Speaker 5: You know how like you have like this vision of

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Speaker 5: guy that you kind of just talk to your girlfriends

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Speaker 5: without in elementary school, of like the guy that I

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Speaker 5: want to marry. Like him, he was amazing. He was funny,

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Speaker 1: That great marriage? He was great?

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Speaker 5: No, he was really great, and he was like he

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we don't have to go we don't have

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Speaker 2: We all love Mike, who doesn't And the.

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Speaker 5: Fact that he is asking about me makes it even

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I mean he wasn't hitting you up and

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Speaker 2: now he is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean I'm just just based on your your

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Speaker 3: You sound like you're a really fun time and I'm

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Speaker 5: You know. It sounds so like conceited to say yes

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Speaker 5: I do, but yes I do.

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Speaker 1: It's okay.

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Speaker 2: It probably happens with girls like that.

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Speaker 3: It probably happens to it like random places, like when

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Speaker 5: Get this, get this, get this. Okay. So the other

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Speaker 5: day I'm flying out of the airport and like the

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Speaker 2: Oh really, and.

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Speaker 5: This guy like sitting next to me, he's like starts

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Speaker 5: He was so dumb and no, and then he's like, hey,

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Speaker 5: my drinks. I'm like, crap, I got four hours to

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Speaker 5: kill Why not so, you know, he talked and whatever,

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Speaker 5: and I just but you know what, he paid for

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Speaker 5: the you know, drinks, which was really nice, actually.

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Speaker 2: Overwhelming me.

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Speaker 1: I thought that guy was pretty funny though. Don't you

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Speaker 5: I think he thought he was funnier than he actually was.

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Speaker 5: But I paid for the check. I think he didn't

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Speaker 5: even tip. I mean he was a bad tipper. Okay, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 5: well Mike actually sounds great. Yeah, wait, like, is he

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Speaker 3: Someone is on the phone this idea?

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Speaker 5: You guys, I'm really confused. What is happening?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so, actually the guy that you were referring to

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Speaker 3: from the airport, Yes, that one. So he's actually the

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Speaker 3: one that called us to get a second date up.

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Speaker 2: Date with you.

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, Logan is his name. He's on the other

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Speaker 2: Logan.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No, that was a lot. That was more than what

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Speaker 4: I expected to hear, that's for sure.

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Speaker 5: You guys know he's on the phone. That's not fair.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm here, like you can talk directly to me. Actually, Hi,

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Speaker 4: so I'm not a tipper. I actually left cash. I

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Speaker 4: didn't tip on my credit card. I left cash because

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Speaker 4: that's not the polight thing to do. And I bought

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Speaker 4: Ellie three drinks, one of them was double and I

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Speaker 4: also uh provided fries with extra sauces that also cost

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Speaker 1: Yea, I know, he's just trying to save his own

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Speaker 1: egos here. I feel I think that should get that opportunity.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but lookan, we don't need a breakdown of the bill.

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Speaker 4: It's just funny to me that she was laughing so

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Speaker 4: heartily and then mocks me later, but at the time

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Speaker 4: when she's getting free drink, I'm the most hilarious guy

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Speaker 5: Surprised puns weren't funny, just a yeah, you know, actually

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Speaker 5: they weren't funny, but you know, you kept buying.

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Speaker 4: Me drink, I said, I said, it's real. It's a

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Speaker 4: real plane in the neck with these with these airlines.

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Speaker 4: That's legit funny.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we heard that one on.

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Speaker 1: I think it's fine.

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Speaker 2: We laughed.

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Speaker 1: Nellie has a different sense of humor. I mean, maybe

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Speaker 1: that doesn't match well.

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Speaker 2: Most hot girls.

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Speaker 3: I mean she seems to be more onto Mike's type

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Speaker 4: Can we stop talking about Mike for a second.

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Speaker 5: First second, I'm so sorry Logan.

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Speaker 1: No, I honestly thought that maybe I forgot Logan's name.

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Speaker 1: His name was Mike when you started talking about him

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Speaker 1: like that's what I was hoping.

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Speaker 2: I just loan to be Mike for you and for Logan.

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Speaker 1: Both of you.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, Hold on, hold on. I'm gathering that everybody

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Speaker 4: on this phone call is interested in Mike, but nobody's

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Speaker 4: interested in me. Is that bro?

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm team Logan.

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Speaker 4: Get you a Logan, Ladies, thank you.

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of coming over to Mike the puns. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: it's Logan. Logan.

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Speaker 3: Logan is the guy that's on the phone, and he's

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Speaker 3: the one that we'd like to send you out on

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Speaker 3: another date with, and we'll pay for that date and

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Speaker 3: we'll throw an a generous tip on top of it.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, and think about it.

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Speaker 1: He really did tips. You thought that he didn't. He

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Speaker 1: tried to be funny, which is meaning he put effort

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Speaker 5: You know what. He was nice enough at the bar,

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Speaker 5: but you know what happens when you drink you have

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Speaker 5: a rose color glasses on. I think that's what's happening.

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Speaker 1: But insult.

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Speaker 3: I guess the silver lining, as we've learned, there is

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Speaker 3: a person out there for everyone, and that person for

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Speaker 2: We love you, Mike, call into the show. We want

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Speaker 4: Brash and burn I got it frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: You know, we never asked. But I'm just assuming Ellie

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Speaker 1: Think that they hooked up.

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Speaker 3: I mean just the sound of her voice, like she

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Speaker 2: Was like, I never thought i'd hear from him again.

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Speaker 5: I think it was a one night stand.

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Speaker 1: Why why would Mike neet us?

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Speaker 2: Yeah she didn't.

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Speaker 1: Ellie ever stop and think about that. But Jeffrey, I

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Speaker 1: can't believe you went along with it. I thought it

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Speaker 3: Was like, I mean, we should figure out who this

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Speaker 1: Then she added the story about Logan O.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Think he's ever going to listen to this on podcasts.

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Speaker 3: I want to turn it into a positive and maybe

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Speaker 3: what we really should have done is we should have

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Speaker 3: asked her if she wants us to call Mike for

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Speaker 3: her for a second date update. We should I know

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Speaker 3: they'd be a little bit weird, but maybe we accidentally

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Speaker 1: I feel like backstabbing to Logan, but I mean I'm

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Speaker 1: here for it.

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Speaker 3: You know, I mean ironic if Mike's like, gosh, she's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like.

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Speaker 3: It's our duty, though, to reach back out to Ellie

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Speaker 3: and say, look, if Mike doesn't call you in the

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Speaker 3: next twenty four hours, have us reach out to him

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Speaker 3: for you, because she was a listener to and we're

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Speaker 3: desperately in need of content.

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Speaker 1: We have loyalty to no one.

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Speaker 3: No, we apologize except to ourselves.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so if you have.

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Speaker 3: Loyalty to us too, you can always email. We'll call

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Speaker 3: the person who wasn't calling you back. Get your little

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning