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Speaker 1: Hey, it's bringing Jeffrey in the morning. A brand new

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Speaker 1: full hour starts right now, and I enjoyed today's show

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Speaker 1: a lot. You know, the brand new TikTok is really good.

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Speaker 1: We went over maybe the most hated boyfriend on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: Right now, I'm so.

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Speaker 2: Mad at him today. It's like.

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Speaker 1: It might be worse than cheating. Honestly, Yeah, you'll hear

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Speaker 1: what he did. We got a brand new textual healing,

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Speaker 1: we got a new phone tap for you, and we

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Speaker 1: love to go over your comments. So thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for leaving him. I know it takes a little

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Speaker 1: bit of extra work and effort, and that's why we

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Speaker 1: appreciate it so much.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, chaos Mas said, I'm a woodworker and was listening

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Speaker 3: to y'all while using a table saw. Your foolishness made

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Speaker 3: me laugh so hard it triggered a trifecta of shame.

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Speaker 3: I snot shot, pissed my pants, and nearly cut my

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Speaker 3: thumb off. Y'all are lucky I don't sue for damages

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Speaker 3: and emotional distress.

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Speaker 1: You know, no one would have known you peed your

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Speaker 1: pants if he didn't.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying, jeff Okay, yes, thumbs up, but that

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Speaker 4: may be too soon, too soon, all right, Hi, be

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Speaker 4: safe out there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we got a new full hour starting right now.

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Speaker 2: Hey, did you guys see the email that they're bringing

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Speaker 2: birthday cake parties back to our office?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yes, Brooke and.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. Because I mean, ever since COVID

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Speaker 2: they stopped celebrating birthdays here.

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Speaker 1: And jeff has been demanding more quality small talk in

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Speaker 1: the office.

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Speaker 2: I thought, Brook, you've been happy about it because you've

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Speaker 2: stayed thirty nine for the past five years and you

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Speaker 2: have loved it. So that's cool. Now we can go

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Speaker 2: into the break room and celebrate the birthday of some

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Speaker 2: salesperson whose name Brooke definitely knows.

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Speaker 1: Ye okay, okay, I would know their name before you would.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know who works here.

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Speaker 6: The birthday cake helps because you can read the cake

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Speaker 6: and be like, yeah, yeah, I guess.

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Speaker 2: My only concern is if you're having a party in there,

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Speaker 2: don't do what this one family in Germany did. Oh,

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Speaker 2: because recently they were celebrating the birthday of their twenty

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Speaker 2: year old son and ordered something called fancy birthday candles

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Speaker 2: off TEAMU. That sounds fine, so they lit them and

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Speaker 2: seconds later, the room filled with flames and screams as

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Speaker 2: the so called candles shot off like a pyrotechnic demo

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Speaker 2: in the middle of their living room. Hello, because turns

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Speaker 2: out the fancy candles were actually Chinese fireworks.

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Speaker 1: That's such a tim thing, and it'slation are that we

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Speaker 1: burned your house down?

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Speaker 7: Oops.

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Speaker 2: Everyone began ducking, running and avoiding flying, flaming shrapnel, just

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Speaker 2: like you'd want to see out of normal birthday celebration.

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Speaker 2: And you can actually watch the video on our Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey Easter stories because yes, they did catch it

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Speaker 2: on camera.

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Speaker 2: Now, I'm sure we won't have any similar issues with

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Speaker 2: the fancy dog shot collars that was too. For our

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Speaker 2: over to a man who I believe has a birthday

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Speaker 2: at some point during the year, Digital Jake, Happy birthday.

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Speaker 9: Yes I've been born. Thank you. Okay, yesterday you guys

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Speaker 9: were all here. We celebrated International Country Music Day by

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Speaker 9: playing a special round of Country Music Trivia, where we

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Speaker 9: learned songs such as I Changed Her Oil, she Changed

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Speaker 9: My Life, and I Fell in a pile of you

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Speaker 9: and got Love all over Me were real country hits

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Speaker 9: by actual artists, but the tune get your tongue out

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Speaker 9: of my mouth because I'm kissing you goodbye was not.

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Speaker 2: Today.

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Speaker 9: We're gonna test you on more patriotic poetry during another

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Speaker 9: yeeh or ye nah edition of twenty of twenty. Now,

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Speaker 9: just like yesterday, you say number one through twenty, I'll

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Speaker 9: give you the title of a possible country music song.

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Speaker 9: You just tell me yeeha if it's a real country hit,

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Speaker 9: or yee nah if I made it up. We'll start

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Speaker 9: Leave the numbers to me, Alexis, Can I have a

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Speaker 9: number eleven? Even Alexis? Your country song comes from the

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Speaker 9: nineteen sixties by a country group called Louis and the Goons.

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Speaker 9: It's called Her teeth were stained but her heart was pure.

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Speaker 2: Or not?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you and tobacco. You know my aunts were

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Speaker 3: They don't have teeth from drinking so much mountain do they?

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Speaker 9: Warb has a sister like Wow, sorry.

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Speaker 3: I made yesterday saying it wasn't real, So today I

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Speaker 3: got go yeehaw, what says e ha, Yeah.

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Speaker 9: That is real. Teeth wor staying in her heart very

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Speaker 9: much was pure true story as well.

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Speaker 2: I want to hear.

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Speaker 1: Hey, don't judge a person based on the color of

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Speaker 9: Thank you, Rock Brook. Eleven's off the board. You renumber

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Speaker 9: from you.

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Speaker 1: Let's go nineteen Brook.

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Speaker 9: Your tune is from the late nineties by a singer

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Speaker 9: named Don Bowman. The title if You leave Me, Can

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Speaker 9: I come to.

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Speaker 5: You?

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Speaker 1: If you can come to Are you singing it?

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Speaker 2: Because it might help if you sang the whole song.

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Speaker 1: I don't know the song, but it does feel like

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Speaker 1: just the right amount of not giving up that a

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Speaker 1: treasure song would have. Yeah, so I'm gonna go absolutely real.

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Speaker 2: You need to say no.

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Speaker 1: Wait is that right? Yeeh?

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Speaker 9: Brook says yeeh. Embarrassing. I'm not even sure if that

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Speaker 9: guy's real. I'll never know.

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Speaker 2: Jose.

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Speaker 9: It's your turn. Eleven and nineteen have been chosen. Let's

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Speaker 9: call it fourteenth Jose. This one's from the fifties by

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Speaker 9: a man named Jimmy Cross.

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Speaker 9: Song is called I would have written you a letter,

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Speaker 9: but I couldn't spell YUCKA well, then how does he

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Speaker 9: spell it on the album?

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Speaker 3: How are these titles even fitting on my podcast?

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Speaker 2: Maybe, Jose, you need to sing the title. Say the

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Speaker 9: I would have written you a letter, but I couldn't

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Speaker 2: Written you letter, but I couldn't spell yuck. And it's

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Speaker 2: I still think, like, how does he spell it on

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Speaker 6: If you can't spell yuck, how do you put it

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Speaker 2: There's no way.

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Speaker 9: Nah kind of Donkey codd Nojose said ye nah, no huh. Indeed,

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Speaker 9: good old Jimmy Cross l animately was very bad at spelling.

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Speaker 9: I don't think they diagnosed those things.

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Speaker 1: No one could read the title.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it goes to you.

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Speaker 9: You need to get this right to keep the game going.

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Speaker 2: I'm going all the way to twenty twenty.

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Speaker 9: Here's a track from the late two thousands by a

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Speaker 9: little known group named Rusty in the hay Bales. The

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Speaker 9: song is called she left Me for a roomba parentheses.

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Speaker 9: Now I got to clean up my life?

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Speaker 5: Ye?

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Speaker 9: Are ye know one?

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Speaker 2: For that's an ultimate low. She's not even leaving you

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Speaker 2: for another guy for a machine that cleans. Actually, I'm

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he needed to learn to do some chores. That

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Speaker 1: It just sounds like you're a bad partner.

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Speaker 2: She left me for rumba. It just it doesn't got

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Speaker 2: the countriness too, And how.

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Speaker 1: Much can you rhyme with rumba?

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Speaker 2: Zoomba? That's not country guys to not country things at all.

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Speaker 2: Zoombazz and room buzz.

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Speaker 9: To morning po doesn't work.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that's a little more count I'm gonna say

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Speaker 2: ye nah on that one.

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Speaker 9: He says, ye nah. That is a fake song, although

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Speaker 9: you know what, someone should probably make it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of potential.

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Speaker 9: That means after all this, Jeffrey and Alexis have one

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Speaker 9: Today's edition up.

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Speaker 2: Twenty all right, so we get to choose who get shocked.

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Speaker 2: They're going to be singing that don't impress me much

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Speaker 2: by shanaias Wayne Row yesterday. This is definitely a Jose special.

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Speaker 2: So give me your Shanaia.

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Speaker 6: Get it boys can't get it.

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Speaker 9: That's a different song.

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Speaker 2: Sorry to stomp out your excitement.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I guess you could say that that last song.

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Speaker 10: It didn't impress you much, So you've got the brains,

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Speaker 10: but have you got the touch now?

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Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong, Rumba could have sang that song.

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Speaker 2: That's your shot, that's your shot. Dollar question of the day.

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Speaker 2: We got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We all have our secrets, are weird little things that

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Speaker 2: we whisper to our stuffed animals at night and mischievously

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Speaker 9: Nobody knows but me.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't want an inside look in your life.

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Speaker 2: That's just how secrets happen, Brooke Well. One woman is

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Speaker 2: about to confess something that she's been hiding inside a

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Speaker 2: storage locker for over a decade.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 2: She admits not everybody would understand. Even her husband doesn't know,

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Speaker 2: if we disguised her voice so she could tell everyone

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Speaker 2: that truth of what's really in her storage unit. And

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Speaker 2: a brand new mass speaker coming up right now.

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Speaker 5: You.

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Speaker 2: Confession.

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Speaker 11: I can't take that ow Arms mouse.

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Speaker 2: Speaker Text to seventy five nine two says we're supposed

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Speaker 2: to change the water filter in our fridge every six months.

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Speaker 2: We're still on our second filter. And it's been twenty

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Speaker 2: eight years.

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Speaker 1: I think they're proud. Yeah, no, it's just mold.

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Speaker 2: It's like when people don't wash their cast iron skillets

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Speaker 2: and they say, oh, it gives it extra flavor.

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Speaker 1: When you cook the meal, you're supposed to still clean them.

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Speaker 2: No, yes, yes, Well listen, if your life has had

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Speaker 2: a little extra flavor on it, and you've got a

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Speaker 2: secret reason, why come on the show and tell us

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Speaker 2: anonymously right here on the mass speaker. We've got a

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Speaker 2: very flavorful woman on the phone right now who's chosen

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Speaker 2: Cindy as her fake name. So, Cindy, welcome the flavor Town.

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Speaker 11: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: We actually had to pay to say that. That's trademark.

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Speaker 2: Yes it is. I don't know should I say welcome

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Speaker 2: to Flavorville just in case of them? Whatever it is,

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Speaker 2: I don't think even a tasty could a sac can

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Speaker 2: and the voice changer is on. So Cindy, you're the

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Speaker 2: our mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 11: Excellent. So I used to work for years in Hollywood

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Speaker 11: and I was award broke.

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Speaker 1: That's cool.

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Speaker 1: I think he was working on like Snoop Dogg music videos,

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Speaker 11: But my favorite thing of all the things I could

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Speaker 11: It sounds like absolutely So. I'm not in the industry anymore.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, little your friends come take a look for their weddings.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, some of these movies are pretty well known. I

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Speaker 1: Whoa would you get in trouble for selling them. Did

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Speaker 11: No, not at all, because they were gift. They gave

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Speaker 11: I like watching the movies while I'm in them. At

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Speaker 6: It's actually kind of cool, Like imagine watching oz or

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Speaker 1: I will say I was not a wedding dress girl

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Speaker 3: You did they stores you have to try them on

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing that's like a little bit odd

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Speaker 1: She obviously doesn't tell future partners or anything the situation.

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Speaker 11: Right, I am actually married?

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Speaker 2: Oh you are married?

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Speaker 9: You're married?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm married.

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Speaker 11: It's my thing, you know. I just I enjoy getting

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Speaker 11: I think he would probably be a little weirded out

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Speaker 11: buy it. Maybe he'd as me, even get some help.

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Speaker 11: Who knows the thing? Men like to watch sports and

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Speaker 11: why can't this be my thing?

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Speaker 11: No, I don't know. Maybe I will, Maybe I will.

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Speaker 11: It's my little secret. And it is fun to watch

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Speaker 2: Bride wearing the tiara?

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Speaker 1: Do you ever think, god, I look so much better

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Speaker 11: No, I've never thought that, but I have thought that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I started out honestly feeling a little bit weirded out

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Speaker 1: I think you want to remember them. Well, you can't

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Speaker 1: sell these for any money, That's true.

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Speaker 2: I probably lose a lot of money. But thank you

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Speaker 2: for your confession. Cindy. You keep doing your thing in

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Speaker 5: Tapp's coming up, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: When you travel to a new city, some people plan

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Speaker 2: because you can't really trust reviews nowadays. So instead we're

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Speaker 2: offering the overly honest hotel concierge at your service. And

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Speaker 2: today we're trying to help a guy who's already emailed

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Speaker 2: it or not in your phone tap right now another Hello,

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Speaker 2: Good morning sir. This is Jack calling from the hotel,

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Speaker 11: Yes, this is Chris.

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Speaker 2: Great. It says that you'll be in town for forty

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Speaker 13: Yeah, it's gonna have a lot of free time by

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Speaker 2: Ah, got you? Absolutely Well, that's what we're here to do.

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Speaker 2: So let's make this trip fantastic for you.

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Speaker 9: Sounds great.

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Speaker 2: Perfect. So in your email you asked if the city

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Speaker 11: Yes, I did.

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Speaker 13: I like walking exploring right.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, first of all, I can't tell you the

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Speaker 2: city is absolutely safe, very good, but I would suggest

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Speaker 2: past five pm, you can borrow a weapon from the

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Speaker 2: front desk. Wait. In fact, I would probably recommend that

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Speaker 2: to you. We have knives, mace, we even have one

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Speaker 13: I never heard of a hotel offering weapons to borrow.

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Speaker 2: I know that's what sets us apart in the hospitality field.

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Speaker 2: Wait what anyway? I see you also emailed us about restaurants,

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Speaker 2: and I wanted to tell you about a really nice

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Speaker 13: Oh great, I love Italian.

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Speaker 2: Food, excellent, So I will say the portions are small,

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Speaker 13: I'm sorry, but is that really your recommendation?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Also, the pasta tends to be overcooked and the

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Speaker 2: sauce tastes like they forgot to add anything. If I'm

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Speaker 11: I appreciate you being very honest.

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Speaker 13: Yes, suh, I'm I'm loveful words. I don't quite know

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Speaker 2: Right Well, sir, Sometimes the best advice isn't telling you

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Speaker 2: And that's what I'm here for and as for the

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Speaker 2: public transport, I will let you know the subway here

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Speaker 2: is reliable. You'll share a car with people who cough

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Speaker 2: like they're auditioning for a horror movie.

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Speaker 13: Though that sounds terrible. That does not sound good at all.

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Speaker 2: Okay, are you sure? Because some visitors find that kind

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Speaker 11: They're being completely honest.

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Speaker 13: Like all these things you're telling me right now, it

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Speaker 9: At your hotel.

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Speaker 2: Oh but I haven't even gotten to our sight seeing

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Speaker 7: Including you.

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Speaker 11: I'm not pretending I am happy.

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Speaker 2: Well, you won't be after staying with us in our

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Speaker 2: fine city or not so fine city. I'm just being honest, sir.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, you're making me bummed out. I'm kind of depressed

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Speaker 2: Well, sir, I know the truth may not sound glamorous,

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Speaker 13: My goal is not to carry weapons in a city

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Speaker 2: Well, you won't need a weapon if you do one

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Speaker 2: of our local tours. Hopefully there's a historic walking tour

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Speaker 2: I can recommend for you. You'll see a lot of old

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Speaker 2: What don't you just like the buildings themselves the way

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Speaker 13: This is like one of the most depressing cities I've

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Speaker 2: I noticed it's just you on your reservation, but you

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Speaker 2: do have two queen beds. How about I just stay

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Speaker 2: with you for a few nights.

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Speaker 8: No, you're not staying in my room.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean it sounds like you're gonna be around

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Speaker 2: town doing things. It's not like we'll be together most

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Speaker 13: This has got to be one of the most absurd

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Speaker 2: Sir, you are absolutely right on that thought. And it

452
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Speaker 2: all started when your girlfriend Carleen contacted us to do

453
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Speaker 2: this prank on you. How do you know Carleen because

454
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Speaker 2: she emailed our radio show. Because my real name is

455
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Speaker 2: jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Carleen set

456
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Speaker 2: you up for a phone tab.

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Speaker 8: Dude's yeah, obviously don't work at the hotel, but obviously

458
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Speaker 8: you don't.

459
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Carleen said she was giving you a bad time

460
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Speaker 2: about emailing them a huge list of questions for the concierge.

461
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Speaker 2: She thought it was so dumb that she wanted us

462
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Speaker 2: to mess with you.

463
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Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, you're killing me.

464
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Speaker 2: Well I may not be, but the people that live

465
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Speaker 2: in this city might you know the walking dead? So

466
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Speaker 2: definitely take a weapon with you.

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Speaker 11: I'm so glad you told me it was a joke.

468
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Speaker 11: Almost canceled my.

469
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Speaker 2: But no joke. I really could use staying in that

470
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Speaker 2: queen bed with you, if that's cool.

471
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Speaker 11: You was so stupid.

472
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm honest.

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: If you get a text from an unknown number, normally

475
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Speaker 2: you just reported as junk block and delete it forget

476
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Speaker 2: about it.

477
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

478
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Speaker 2: Yeah, even if I get a text from Brook, I

479
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Speaker 2: reported junk block. Delete okay, report that one.

480
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Speaker 1: Yeah that is not funny, Light me back.

481
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Speaker 2: One of our listeners got a message from a mystery

482
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Speaker 2: phone number, but what it said was too juicy to

483
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Speaker 2: toss away. In fact, it's very clear that they know

484
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Speaker 2: each other really and he has to get to the

485
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Speaker 2: bottom of who is sending them, because if he doesn't,

486
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Speaker 2: he might miss out on a sweet opportunity. You're gonna

487
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Speaker 2: hear it in a brand new textual healing right after

488
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 2: this textual healing textual, there is one place that we

489
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 2: need you to be touching right now. It is not

490
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Speaker 2: on each other or even on yourself. It's on your phones.

491
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Speaker 1: Yay.

492
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Speaker 2: Yes, we want you to move those fingers ever so

493
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Speaker 2: gently and prepared to type out a message that feels

494
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Speaker 2: oh so right.

495
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Speaker 1: I feel like I need to ask for my phone

496
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Speaker 1: consent when you talk about it that way.

497
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Speaker 2: That's right, sh I'll unlock you with my eyes. Because

498
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,239
Speaker 2: it's a brand new textual healing. The segment where we

499
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 2: help a listener craft the perfect message to instantly fix

500
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Speaker 2: any problem they might be facing, or, if not fix it,

501
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 2: at least get out of a weird situation. And an

502
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 2: urgent request came in this morning from one of our

503
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Speaker 2: listeners named Joe, who needed some textual help. So, Joe,

504
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.

505
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Speaker 12: Thank you so much for helping me. I am in

506
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 12: dire need of healing.

507
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Speaker 1: Oh wow, you do sound desperate. I don't think that

508
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Speaker 1: was an insult or anything. I mean, he admits it.

509
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well let's find out exactly how desperate you are.

510
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 2: What made you reach out to us for help.

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Speaker 12: Last weekend, I was at a house party with a

512
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Speaker 12: bunch of friends and also a lot of people I

513
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Speaker 12: didn't know, and we were boozing it up. Yeah, I

514
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Speaker 12: met a few ladies. I had a good time. Okay,

515
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Speaker 12: next day I get a message that says, hey, Joe,

516
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Speaker 12: I had a great time last night. Winki face.

517
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Speaker 2: Oh okay, something happened.

518
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 12: Clearly, I did hook up with a couple late, but

519
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Speaker 12: I don't know who it is.

520
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:11,400
Speaker 1: People that means like anything? What does hookup mean to you?

521
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Speaker 11: Like?

522
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 12: It's second base?

523
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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, okay, do you have any idea who

524
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Speaker 2: the message is from?

525
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Speaker 12: No idea, not at all.

526
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 2: It's just a random number.

527
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Speaker 12: I sat on it. I didn't send anything back, and

528
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Speaker 12: then they sent me a second text.

529
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Speaker 1: What is the second one? Say?

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Speaker 12: They're like, I'm up for round two if you are.

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Speaker 1: Who? And how does that make you feel? Joe?

532
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Speaker 12: I mean, I feel like it's a slam dunk. But

533
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 12: I want to make sure I know what I'm getting into.

534
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Speaker 6: If you're like skilled while you're blacked out, Like, dude,

535
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 6: good for you.

536
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: So, like, what are your options right now? You either

537
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Speaker 1: show up to a place and just hope you recognize

538
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Speaker 1: a person.

539
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Speaker 12: Oh yeah, that's the best case scenario. Worst case scenario.

540
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Speaker 12: Who knows how bad it gets.

541
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Speaker 1: So have you responded at all?

542
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Speaker 12: Not at all? Because I want to figure out it's

543
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Speaker 12: the perfect thing to send it.

544
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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let's start off with what we know. You

545
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 2: said you think you made out with multiple women, at

546
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Speaker 2: least two. Do you remember either of their names?

547
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Speaker 5: No?

548
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't remember that even.

549
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: Hey, I feel you, Joe.

550
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 12: Okay, there's there's backyard and there's bathroom.

551
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 2: Okay, backyard girl and bathroom girl. Do you have a

552
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 2: preference between the two?

553
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 12: I like the bathroom one better.

554
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 6: Okay, but you're not saying no.

555
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 3: Bairl says, this is guys talk about me after a party.

556
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

557
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Speaker 2: Now, this is tricky because you're trying to figure it out.

558
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 2: You can't say, hey, yeah, that was fun in the backyard,

559
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 2: or I'll never enter a bathroom the same way again.

560
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 2: So what can we What can we say that's right

561
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Speaker 2: in the middle, that doesn't give away he isn't sure

562
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Speaker 2: who this person.

563
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Speaker 1: Is, but we do want to still get some information

564
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Speaker 1: from them to try to figure it out.

565
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Speaker 2: Yes, I think we make a statement. We just say, oh,

566
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Speaker 2: I think I'm still.

567
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Speaker 3: Hungoverto what about you?

568
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's smart. I don't know if he's going to

569
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 1: remember what they look like.

570
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, well maybe that's a good opportunity. Here's a picture

571
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: of my face hungover. Let's see a picture of yours hungover?

572
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: Or that's an instant turn off? Is the picture of

573
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Speaker 1: his face hungover?

574
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Speaker 2: Actually that's a good point. We're back at zero again.

575
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 2: So what is something that's kind of flirtatious because we're

576
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Speaker 2: trying to keep the door open for another connection to happen,

577
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 2: but is also like who are you?

578
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Speaker 1: What's the second text she said? Or it was just the.

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Speaker 12: One up for round two?

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Speaker 2: If you are okay this person wants a round two?

581
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 11: Yeah?

582
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Speaker 1: What if you say where do you want round two

583
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: to happen this time?

584
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:42,239
Speaker 7: Yeah?

585
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: And then cross our fingers that they say not the

586
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Speaker 1: backyard or not the.

587
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Speaker 2: I want to be on the toilet again, We'll see.

588
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, maybe what do you think

589
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 2: of that? Joe?

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Speaker 12: I don't know. I feel like I'm still leaving myself

591
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Speaker 12: open to get screwed over if I said the wrong thing.

592
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Speaker 1: M yeah, what's your idea, Joe?

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Speaker 6: You could play completely dumb. Actually you're not playing dumb

594
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 6: and just say, oh my god, I don't think I

595
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 6: saved your number?

596
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Speaker 9: Who is this?

597
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Speaker 2: I mean that that might be a risky one because

598
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 2: if you're the other person receiving that text, they might

599
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 2: be offended thinking like, oh, you don't even remember me,

600
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 2: you got multi. I mean, honestly, I hate to say this,

601
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 2: but I kind of like I still like Brooks first idea.

602
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Speaker 1: The only thing you've actually anyone said anything about it

603
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: was like round two going down in the same spot.

604
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 2: Same spot as last time. And then you probably want

605
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 2: to be suggestive with like a winkie face maybe in

606
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 2: the tongue out emoji with the one winking eye.

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00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 12: All right, you want to go with that one?

608
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: Sure? Or you can go with is round two going

609
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 2: down for real? In flo Rida? Oh no, he's still big?

610
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? At state fairs all across the.

611
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 2: Country, it's not down play state fairs.

612
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Speaker 9: Why don't we just say.

613
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Speaker 2: We should go to a flow ride of concert. Sometimes

614
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Speaker 2: I think brook had the best idea.

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Speaker 1: I love when Jeff says that, can you say it again?

616
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 2: I'm saying it with extreme disappointment in his arms?

617
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: Did cross it? He cross his chest and he's slunk

618
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: down in his chair.

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Speaker 2: But what do you think about typing that?

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Speaker 11: All?

621
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Speaker 2: Right?

622
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 12: So if I do a tongue out single eye emoji

623
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 12: sounds great, same spot as last time, question mark and

624
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 12: then the same emoji again.

625
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Speaker 1: Why are the emojis first?

626
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 2: I like, I like more emojis.

627
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Speaker 12: It's like Spanish where you put the question marks on

628
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Speaker 12: both sides.

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Speaker 1: I think you need to do like a haha after

630
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Speaker 1: same spot as last time, because it's feeling really serious

631
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: the way you're responding instead of instead of cute flirty.

632
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, that's a good point, Broke.

633
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Speaker 2: I mean, maybe you can even toss in a toilet

634
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 2: a toilet emoji even what if you're wrong? Well then

635
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 2: they'll be like what do you what does that mean?

636
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: And you can say, oh, sorry, my finger slipped.

637
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: That's not bad because then you put the toilet and

638
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: he's right, and then you'd be like, oh, sorry, my bad,

639
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 1: I meant this one. Yeah, and you send swing set.

640
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: People mistake their text all the time.

641
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Speaker 3: Yeah, all the people send me accidental toilet emoji all

642
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Speaker 3: the time.

643
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Speaker 1: You could always say the toilet represented my hangover.

644
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good, I actually like it. Okay, there's a

645
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 2: lot of way we're backpedal out of it if it

646
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 2: goes wrong, but let's just toss one out there so

647
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Speaker 2: you can send that.

648
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 12: Okay.

649
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 2: Maybe one of the sexiest text messages we've ever crafted

650
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Speaker 2: on this show, the.

651
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Speaker 6: First time we've worked a toilet into the text.

652
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Speaker 2: We're gonna come back. Hopefully this person, this mystery person,

653
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 2: will respond to you and we can keep the momentum

654
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Speaker 2: going with more textual healing. Right after this, we're in

655
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Speaker 2: the middle of textual healing with our listener Joe, who

656
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 2: reached out because he needs our help figuring out who

657
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 2: texted him the day after a big house party. Was

658
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Speaker 2: it the girl he made out with in the backyard

659
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Speaker 2: or the girl he made out with in the bathroom.

660
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Speaker 6: Or is there a mysterious other girl that we didn't

661
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 6: need to bring up that.

662
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's like, I forgot about the kitchen girl.

663
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 2: He doesn't know because there's no name attached to the

664
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Speaker 2: phone number. It's just a few messages saying had fun

665
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 2: with you last night. Up a round too soon?

666
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: Even if there was a name. He doesn't remember the

667
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: girl's name, so it doesn't matter.

668
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be very clear. He doesn't want to give

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00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 2: that away though, that he doesn't know who is texting

670
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 2: and asked for our help and what to respond with

671
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Speaker 2: the best thing we came up with, and best is

672
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 2: in quotations. When I say this was for him to say,

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00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 2: I'm down same place as last time. Wink emoji toilet emoji. Yes, yes,

674
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 2: because you can always backtrack and say, oh oops, that

675
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:34,959
Speaker 2: was a mistake.

676
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 11: Yeah. Yeah.

677
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 2: So the question Joe is, has this mystery texture responded

678
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 2: to our message?

679
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, but it hasn't gotten better?

680
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, what do you mean? What did they say?

681
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 12: Let's say no comfriende laugh emoji. What does that mean?

682
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 2: Oh so it.

683
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: Must be the backyard girl. Yeah, right, isn't that better?

684
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: Doesn't that mean she didn't understand the toilet?

685
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 2: Okay? So, if I'm looking at the percentages right now,

686
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 2: the bathroom girl went down to you about twenty percent,

687
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 2: backyard girl has gone up to sixty percent, and we

688
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,959
Speaker 2: still have about twenty percent left for mystery person. So

689
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 2: now how do we clear this up? Because we can

690
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: always say sorry, my fingers slipped. I meant to hit

691
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 2: hard emoji.

692
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have to say heart? Yeah?

693
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 2: Yellow heart emoji.

694
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: My friendship heart? Yeah.

695
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 11: I see.

696
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 2: Sure, that's just backtracking. It doesn't get us any closer

697
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 2: to her the answer of this person.

698
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: So wait, wait, wait, she said, what again? No comprende.

699
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 12: She said, no comprende. Then she put a laugh emoji,

700
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 12: and then she goes, what does that mean?

701
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 8: Oh?

702
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: She actually translated herself.

703
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what you're doing.

704
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 3: Okay, well, we're trying to figure out her name or

705
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 3: what she looks like, Like, what are we trying to

706
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 3: find out about?

707
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 2: Bathroom or backyard?

708
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 12: Okay, at least maybe a name would jog my memory?

709
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: Okay, what about this? What about this? You just say, okay, fine,

710
00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: you pick the spot and then you leave of her

711
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: making the move on where to go?

712
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 2: I like that. I like that a lot. You picked

713
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 2: the spot and I'll meet you there.

714
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 6: But we still don't know who this person is exactly.

715
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 2: Sure, but it might get us a little bit closer

716
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 2: with her response.

717
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're ignoring her asking what he meant by

718
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 3: the toilet?

719
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, we're gonna pretend like we don't know

720
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: what that what she's talking Okay.

721
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 2: In fact, you could start with a laugh emoji like ha,

722
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 2: I'm not listening.

723
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, you should just react. You have an iPhone, you

724
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 6: can laugh at their comment.

725
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 12: Oh that's right, okay.

726
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that was funny. Ha ha that's good.

727
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: Haha that okay, Fine, you picked the spot?

728
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 11: All right.

729
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 2: It's interesting advice from the only Samsung Galaxy owner in

730
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 2: the room.

731
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 9: But I get crab from enough iPhone people. I know

732
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 9: how to use.

733
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: One's excited about the idea of using I know what

734
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: I'm doing wrong.

735
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 2: This is coming in handy, So go ahead. Have you

736
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 2: typed that out, Joe?

737
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 12: Yeah, I did the laugh emoji and I just sent

738
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 12: the Okay, fine, you picked.

739
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 8: The spot, okay, all right.

740
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 6: Was so stressful just to say something so normous like.

741
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so hard. It's not even our texts. We

742
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: have nothing on the line here.

743
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would overanalyze this so bad after

744
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 1: a party in making out with dude, she's got to give.

745
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 9: Us something after this.

746
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 12: I just got an answer.

747
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,479
Speaker 2: This girl's invested in you. This is a good side.

748
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 2: What did she say?

749
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: Decision making good for us?

750
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 12: She said, not sure what you're on what that's it?

751
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 2: That's it?

752
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 12: And then she said, Alyssa said, you're coming to her

753
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 12: thing on Friday, So let's rewind last weekend over there.

754
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: Hey, you're going to another house party and you're going

755
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: to make out with another girl that you don't know.

756
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 2: Do you know, Alyssa?

757
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, Yeah, she's in our friend group and she's throwing

758
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 12: a ranger this weekend.

759
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,800
Speaker 1: Okay, so does that give you a clue of who

760
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: this woman is it's texting you?

761
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 11: Well?

762
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, but the thing is, now that I know if

763
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 12: she's in our friend group, that just is even weirder.

764
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,479
Speaker 2: Does it give you any clue to being backyard girl?

765
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 2: Bathroom girl? Do you know?

766
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,760
Speaker 12: No, it's not pointing either way.

767
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: You're starting to feel useless to me.

768
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if you know if you belong

769
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 2: in this friend.

770
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 6: Group, what if you kissed somebody else who also has

771
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 6: like a boyfriend or girlfriend?

772
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 2: Like Yeah, actually, Jose, maybe that's the reason why they're

773
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 2: texting from a brand new number because they're hiding it

774
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 2: from their significant other. Bird Joe, you're the secret third piece.

775
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 3: You were at a party with all their friends and

776
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 3: cheated in front of everybody.

777
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, inside of bathroom elect we're in backyard.

778
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes it kind of naughty and fun, but

779
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 2: is it. I mean, at this point, do we need

780
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 2: to be more direct and like start asking for a name.

781
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 6: I really think we just go who is this?

782
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 12: Yeah?

783
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 2: I mean I mean something like that. But it's a

784
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 2: little on the edge because you still are risking offending

785
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 2: them by saying I don't remember your name.

786
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 3: They're talking about round two of a party then, right,

787
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 3: they're not talking about hooking up. They're just saying to

788
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 3: run it back.

789
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 12: Like, run it back is fine, but round two means

790
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 12: something else to me.

791
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: Maybe they just need round two like drinking. Yeah, maybe

792
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: they did it. Maybe this isn't a person you made

793
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 1: out with at all.

794
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 2: This could be one of your like anybody.

795
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 12: I made out with a lot of people, So I

796
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 12: doubt it.

797
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I don't know.

798
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: I feel like this whole thing has just been some

799
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 1: humble brag to tell us everybody on the radio how

800
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: many people you make out with at parties?

801
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 13: Yeah?

802
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 2: I am jealous for sure of you right now. So

803
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 2: it's working, but we still need to figure it this

804
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 2: person out. Would it be a good hint to ask, like,

805
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 2: who are you coming with to Alyssa's event. Did that

806
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 2: give a clue of which particular friend they hang out

807
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 2: with them?

808
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: I like that, Jess.

809
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 10: Okay, they could just say my wife's fun.

810
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 2: Okay, well that would give you a little bit of

811
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 2: a clue. Yeah, I mean that's the best idea we

812
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 2: have right now. How do you feel about texting it?

813
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 11: I'm down. Let's go for it.

814
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, this is the probably riskiest one we've

815
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 6: said for real.

816
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 2: Let's see.

817
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I think it's going to give us

818
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: the most information. Yeah, probably just started with this to

819
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 1: be honest.

820
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 2: Okay, he sent it, but yeah, at the time, we

821
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 2: didn't know that this person was also going to Alyssa's

822
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 2: house party. And it's someone that's in the tight social groups.

823
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: I've been in a house party in so long. I

824
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: want to go to Alisa's.

825
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 2: I thought you would be a good backyard girl.

826
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I can guarantee I made out with more

827
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:19,399
Speaker 1: people than this guy. I love making out.

828
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 12: I got an answer.

829
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 2: Okay, are we any closer to knowing who this person is?

830
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 7: You know?

831
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 11: I mean not?

832
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, yes, I mean there's a nickname, but that's as

833
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 12: close as I can get.

834
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 2: What does it say.

835
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 12: It says if we play Angus and his girlfriend again,

836
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 12: let me shoot first, we'll dominate them.

837
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 2: Beer pong play what or basketball?

838
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 12: It's beer pongties?

839
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: Did you play beer pong with the girl that you

840
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: made out with?

841
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 12: I didn't make out whether we just played beer pong?

842
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 2: Okay, so it sounds like it's not the backyard girl

843
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 2: and it's not the bathroom girl. It's mystery girl number three,

844
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 2: beer pong girl.

845
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,959
Speaker 12: Beer pong girl. Yeah, we didn't make out with No,

846
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 12: not really my type.

847
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 2: Wait, what do you mean she's not your type? You

848
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 2: said everybody's your type.

849
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, if I had to rank them, toilet girl

850
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 12: goes first. The backyard girl bring beer Pong's not even

851
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 12: in the game.

852
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: Wow, you're selling really ungrateful right now. We're helping you

853
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 1: out for next weekend drunk.

854
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 6: You gave her your number, You called this on yourself.

855
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, So are you gonna actually meet up with beer

856
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 2: pong girl?

857
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 8: Yeah?

858
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 12: I guess, But I'm more disappointed that backyard girl and

859
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 12: toilet girl don't want to do round two with me.

860
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm a new bathroom and backyard girl at the

861
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 3: next party.

862
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you text us the address Brook will show up.

863
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 2: She can be all three for you at the same time.

864
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:42,879
Speaker 2: It's like a triple kid.

865
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: Don't worry, I'll bring my husband to.

866
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

867
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 2: Well, you know what they say, beggars can't be choosers.

868
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 2: And unfortunately for Joe, he's kind of trying to be

869
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 2: too big.

870
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 1: Yes, you choose whatever? Does it begging down?

871
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 2: Yeah?

872
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: Because he doesn't care of me. No is your name?

873
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 11: No.

874
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 2: He was really disappointed that it wasn't bathroom Girl his

875
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 2: top choice. It wasn't even his backup choice, backyard Girl.

876
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 2: Now he's stuck with beer Pong.

877
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 1: Lady, which she could be the cutest and the best

878
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: out of all of them. He just doesn't remember you

879
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: drinking too much.

880
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 6: I just hope he never finds out that she's ranked

881
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 6: lower than toilet girls.

882
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that is messed up.

883
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 9: I don't know why. It just rubs me the wrong.

884
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 1: Well, it's not a great nickname totally.

885
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 2: It's weird that he suddenly had standards out of the blue.

886
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 9: True.

887
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 2: The thing is, we don't have any standards on this show,

888
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 2: not for our listeners, not for ourselves. We love you,

889
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: no matter where we may have hooked up with you.

890
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: That's right, That is right, Jack.

891
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 9: You know we probably have, yes, and.

892
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 1: So hey follow our socials at Brook and Jeffrey and

893
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: shoot us a DM. You remind us where it happens.

894
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 2: What do you do if you catch your partner being unfaithful?

895
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 5: Cry?

896
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 2: Maybe that's one option, but maybe the best petty revenge

897
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 2: story we've heard in a long time. We've got the

898
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 2: audio of it. Yeah, Plus people are outraged over what

899
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 2: happened in the middle of a marathon. Is it worse

900
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 2: than cheating? Some think it is? And it was caught

901
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,399
Speaker 2: on camera. So we'll play that for you too. All

902
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 2: coming up in a brand.

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Speaker 7: New TikTok click shot.

904
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 2: We'll do it right now. You know I love rich guys.

905
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, they buy stuff and apparently one of them

906
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 10: has come to save the day because this morning there's

907
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 10: rumors out that a certain app from China will be

908
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 10: purchased by an American billionaire and making it one hundred.

909
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 2: Percent legal for this segment to continue.

910
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 7: It's Woo TikTok click shot.

911
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 2: Yes, TikTok click shot, where we discuss the all American

912
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,479
Speaker 2: TikTok videos that have gone viral in the past week.

913
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're American yet.

914
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, well they will be. Let's get right changes.

915
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 2: We're gonna get right to your first TikTok click shock,

916
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 2: which is from a gen zer named Jason Sapperstone. He

917
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 2: was frustrated with his parents' use of emojis for texting lately,

918
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 2: so he created a PowerPoint presentation that's going viral. You

919
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 2: got to reach them on their level. And this all

920
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 2: happened after he texted his mom a message saying he

921
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 2: saw a certain famous celebrity out at a nearby bar.

922
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:34,760
Speaker 1: Oh cool.

923
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 2: So here's Jason explaining, and I love you need to

924
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 2: get better at texting. So when you emphasize something, it

925
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 2: means you agree with what they are saying.

926
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 9: You're in the same situation as someone someone ignoring you,

927
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 9: and you want attention.

928
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 2: Let's go for an example.

929
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 6: I sent this text and I said, I'm at a

930
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 6: bar with Alex Cooper and you emphasized it.

931
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 9: I was excited for you that that would mean.

932
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 2: That, like, you're also at the Barbatawk Scooper for at

933
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 2: the barb with Halex Scooper. No, but I would play

934
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 2: to have this would be a great light give some

935
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 2: So does that make sense. He's saying, when you react

936
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:10,479
Speaker 2: to someone's message, the exclamation point means you agree. You're saying, yes,

937
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 2: I'm with you, I'm in the same boat disease.

938
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: This is helpful because my mom uses that exclamation point

939
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: for everything text I write in a family group threateny pic,

940
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: She's like, emphasize, emphasize, stop doing that.

941
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 9: You watch tomorrow epside.

942
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 2: You see a lot of people are with your mom

943
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 2: and they disagree with the notion that was just presented

944
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 2: to us. Someone wrote, I thought the exclamation was the

945
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 2: equivalent of saying, oh my god, Like an exclamation point

946
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 2: at the end of a sentence.

947
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,240
Speaker 1: I feel like, oh my god, It's like awesome thumbs up.

948
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 2: Heart well. Another commentator said, Jen Alpha and gen Z

949
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 2: don't get to redefine what punctuations mean. So kind of

950
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 2: a war going on now, generation.

951
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean language is a living breathing You know

952
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: that changes by the generation should absolutely.

953
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 2: I emphasize, anti emphasize.

954
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 1: Thumbs down, thumbs down shot a text.

955
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 2: Jackson also called out millennials for over using the word

956
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 2: lol in their text. He says, now young people say

957
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 2: the word lol to simply signify a quiet snicker. Or

958
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 2: a tiny chuckle, not really a laugh out loud situation.

959
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: I say haha, I say haha too.

960
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 2: I know we probably need to have age restrictions on

961
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 2: who's allowed to comment on this topic. I don't know

962
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 2: if any of us are actually in demo to be

963
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 2: able to Qualify's gen Z thumbs down. That was a

964
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 2: TikTok click shot.

965
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 7: Your next TikTok click shot is from.

966
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 2: A Florida woman named Katie who loves to run. Her

967
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 2: latest video racked up millions of views because of what

968
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 2: happened while she was in a marathon. Oh and a

969
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,399
Speaker 2: marathon is over twenty six miles, so long ways to go,

970
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 2: and she had her boyfriend go to certain areas along

971
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 2: the route to film her and provide her with snacks.

972
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 2: Good boyfriend.

973
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 6: Yeah.

974
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 2: Unfortunately though, when she got to mile thirteen, she was

975
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 2: cruising by and he had to tell her the bad

976
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 2: news that he got hungry and accidentally ate all her snacks.

977
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 7: I'd kill him there at the halfway point, not even

978
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 7: halfway way.

979
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 2: So the clip's pretty short, but I'll play it for

980
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 2: you aby. I don't know, so, I don't know if

981
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 2: you heard him. The boyfriend says, I don't have any,

982
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,919
Speaker 2: so I'll play it one more time.

983
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 7: Abony you.

984
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 2: I know I was hungry.

985
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,240
Speaker 1: That is such a red flag.

986
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually halfway, not even make it to the twenty

987
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 3: mile yet, Like, what is he hungry from?

988
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 1: He's just standing?

989
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 2: Well, excuse me. He's walking along the route too, so

990
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,320
Speaker 2: that's gotta be tiring to reach. He's got to sprint

991
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 2: ahead of her.

992
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 4: I guarantee he gets in a car and drives to

993
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 4: the next find you what you did?

994
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? So she posted the video, not sure if she

995
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 2: thought it'd be funny to put online or if he did,

996
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 2: but people were pissed. One comment said, not only is

997
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 2: he sabotaging your marathon, he genuinely doesn't care about you.

998
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:20,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, support if you're not gonna actually support.

999
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 2: Another says that was pure sabotage. He's jealous of you

1000
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 2: and wants you to fail. Okay, I feel hard, Although Brook,

1001
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 2: you know this isn't the first time a man has

1002
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:36,280
Speaker 2: undermined a woman's race, because actually, last year in Laser Stories,

1003
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 2: we covered a father in Brazil who urged his children

1004
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 2: to run out onto the course to greet their mother

1005
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,959
Speaker 2: as she was sprinting towards victory. She dodged them all

1006
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 2: luckily and went on to win a hate for it. Yeah,

1007
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 2: the viral backlash fell squarely onto the dad's shoulders.

1008
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1009
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 2: So don't let your boyfriends and husbands steal your moment

1010
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 2: and never give men snacks.

1011
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: Yeah to help you.

1012
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, we're learning a lot. That's a TikTok click shot,

1013
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 2: and your final TikTok click shot is from a man

1014
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 2: out of Nashville, Tennessee named Zachary who just found out

1015
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 2: his girlfriend was cheating on him. So his cheating ex

1016
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 2: packed up and fled their shared apartment. But while she

1017
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 2: was doing it, he had an idea and hired a

1018
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 2: mariachi singer to follow her around the apartment as she

1019
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 2: was packing everything up.

1020
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 1: So great, so wonderfully teddy.

1021
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:51,720
Speaker 2: And he filmed it. So let's listen, per.

1022
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: I imagine how angry she was.

1023
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 3: Man that guy have a request, JEF.

1024
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 2: She probably should get one. That video got twenty six

1025
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 2: million views, five million likes, and maybe the best part

1026
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 2: is at one point you can see Zachary the boyfriend

1027
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 2: sipping champagne next to the mariachi player while his ex

1028
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 2: clumsily hauls heavy items like a TV down the hallway

1029
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 2: and she actually drops it.

1030
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: This is a guy you want to date? Ye's gonna

1031
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: at a marathon? No.

1032
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 2: Some of the top comments said, if my husband ever cheats,

1033
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 2: I'm texting you for ideas.

1034
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1035
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 2: Another said, whatever you paid that mariachi performer, it wasn't enough.

1036
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: It's so amazing.

1037
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 2: And finally, one person wrote, people on TikTok constantly remind

1038
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 2: me that I'm just not being petty enough. Huh yeah.

1039
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,280
Speaker 1: Bit more creative out there, y'all.

1040
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:45,720
Speaker 2: Something to aspire to. Those were your.

1041
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 7: TikTok click stories.

1042
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 2: For the day. We got your phone tap Coming.

1043
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 5: Up next, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1044
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: Karina is a return player to this show. She's lost

1045
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 2: to you twice before Brook. She said she feels like

1046
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 2: she did bad because she felt like she was under pressure.

1047
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 2: But now Karina has dropped her four children off at

1048
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 2: school and is suddenly feeling much more relaxed. Karina, how

1049
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 2: does it feel now that school is back in session?

1050
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 11: It feels amazing.

1051
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: She's like, two of them don't even go to school there.

1052
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 2: But I figured, Oh, Karina, I mean, are you feeling

1053
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,720
Speaker 2: a little bit more confident today? Heading into your third

1054
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 2: bout with Brooke. I'm hoping, so I'm not even quite

1055
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 2: there yet. We'll see how it goes. Brook's leaving the studio,

1056
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 2: and you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions

1057
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 2: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say past.

1058
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,399
Speaker 2: But you have to beat her outright if you want

1059
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 2: to win. Are you ready?

1060
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 12: I'm ready?

1061
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 2: Here we go, good luck. Your time starts now. Today

1062
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 2: is National Cheeseburger Day. What fast food chain sells the

1063
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 2: baconator and the sun of Baconator? Wendy the sperm whale

1064
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 2: can hold its breath for up to how many hours?

1065
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: Two?

1066
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 2: Four or ten hours?

1067
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: Ten?

1068
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 2: The TV show Friends had a coffee shop named Central Perk.

1069
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 2: But what other nineties TV show gave us Monk's cafe?

1070
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 2: Find what European city is known as the City of Bridges, Italy.

1071
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 2: Which country was formerly known as Persia, Iran Iraq or

1072
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 2: Egypt Iraq Iraq. Okay, there we go, Karina, good Workbrook's

1073
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 2: gonna come back into the studio here and says on

1074
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 2: my screen, he here, Karina is actually going to school

1075
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 2: as well to be a medical assistant. Yeah, I don't

1076
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 2: know if they'm reading this, Ray, Oh.

1077
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 9: So you drop the kids off at school. Then you

1078
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 9: go to school.

1079
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 2: What the heck?

1080
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's such a hard work.

1081
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 7: Good job.

1082
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 1: Who gets better grades? You are the kids?

1083
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 3: Oh well, I got a four point oh for the

1084
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 3: last three shorters.

1085
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 6: Kids come home with a three point nine detention.

1086
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, keep up with mom. This is unacceptable. Yeah right,

1087
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: that's right.

1088
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 2: You're lucky that they're not asking you trivia at your school,

1089
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 2: because I don't know if your GPA would be quite

1090
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 2: as high. Just saying, but good for you that you're

1091
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,240
Speaker 2: going back to school and you're doing it while having

1092
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 2: four kids.

1093
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 11: You're doing a.

1094
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 2: Great job out there.

1095
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 1: That's me applauding you.

1096
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,240
Speaker 11: Yeah, thank you, You're welcome.

1097
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,320
Speaker 2: All right, now, Brook, it's your turn. Are you ready?

1098
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: I'm ready.

1099
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 2: What was your GPA in college?

1100
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 1: It depends on the semester. I don't remember what the

1101
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 1: overall was.

1102
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 2: It wasn't good. It sounds like here we go and

1103
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 2: your time starts now. Today is National Cheeseburger Day. What

1104
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 2: fast food chain sells the baconator and the sun of

1105
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 2: Baconator Windy's. The sperm whale can hold its breath for

1106
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,720
Speaker 2: up to how many hours? Two? Four or ten hours?

1107
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: Ten?

1108
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 2: The TV show Friends had a coffee shop named Central Perk.

1109
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 2: But what other nineties TV show gave us monks Cafe,

1110
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: Oh Seinfeld, What European city is known as the City

1111
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 2: of Bridges London? Which country was formerly known as Persia, Iran, Iraq.

1112
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: Or Egypt uh Iran?

1113
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,800
Speaker 2: And go got those answers in, and it's time to

1114
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 2: head on over to the scoreboard to see how you

1115
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 2: both did with Jose No, Karina, you didn't. You got

1116
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 2: to correct.

1117
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,240
Speaker 12: Today, O beautiful.

1118
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 6: It was a good, good showing and brooked this same

1119
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:35,760
Speaker 6: exact amount of questions.

1120
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 2: Yeah and three, I'm on oer and three all time,

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Speaker 2: Karina score You're gonna get a victory one of these days. Well,

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Speaker 2: let's go over the answers for everybody. It's a National

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Speaker 2: Cheeseburger Day. The fast food chain who sells the Baconator

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00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 2: and the son of Baconator would be Wendy. What is

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00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 2: the son of bacon in? I have not heard that.

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Speaker 2: I think it's the jud It's like a mini one. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so funny, like so dramatic. It makes me so hungry.

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Speaker 2: The sperm whale can hold its breath for up to

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Speaker 2: two hours. Yeah, wah, the sperm the TV show Friends

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00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 2: had a coffee shop named Central Perk. The other show

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Speaker 2: with a coffee shop named Monk's Cafe would be Seinfeld.

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Speaker 2: European city known as the City of Bridges is Venice

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Speaker 2: because of all the water.

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Speaker 1: God, there's a lot of bridges.

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Speaker 2: This is one big bridge in London.

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Speaker 1: No, there's lots of bridges, not as.

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00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,320
Speaker 2: Many as in Venice. The country formerly known as Persia

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00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 2: would be Iran. So Karina, I'm sorry it was not

1139
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 2: enough to beat Brooke, but just for playing, you do

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Speaker 2: win two tickets to the Lou Barnes Armoir Collection launch party.

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00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 2: Armoire Clothing Rental in Soto's partnered with Lou Barnes from

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00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 2: the Seattle Rain and launched an upcycled collection featuring one

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00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 2: of a kind styles made of Lou's actual game worn gear.

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00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 2: You could see the collection in real life and meet

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Speaker 2: Lou on September twenty fifth.

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Speaker 9: Awesome.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, hey, keep it up out there. How do

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Speaker 1: you have so much energy to do? The four kids

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Speaker 1: in the.

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Speaker 12: School and I definitely do not.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she just does it anyway.

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Speaker 2: For help right now, can't you hear her?

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Speaker 1: That's the most truthful, honest thing anyone's ever said. On

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Speaker 1: the show. I appreciate it, Karna, of course.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, maybe get some rest while your kids are

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Speaker 2: away for a bit and come back and play again.

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Speaker 11: Soon.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning