WEBVTT - "LIVE AT DYNASTY TYPEWRITER BACHELORETTE DRAFT PICKS 2021!" w/ Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Doug Benson, Carl Tart and Erin Foley!

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of

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<v Speaker 1>I Heart Radio? Oh, oh my god, I will accept

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<v Speaker 1>your Rose? America? Oh yow, what happened? What happened out?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? I'm welcome to a very special episode

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<v Speaker 1>of Will You Accept This Rose. My name is Art Marine,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am coming to you not from my bougie garage,

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<v Speaker 1>but I am coming to you from the most amazing

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<v Speaker 1>comedy theater on earth. We are their very first hybrid.

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<v Speaker 1>This was supposed to just be online. And then when

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<v Speaker 1>Biden risked his nap, he ripped off the mask and

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<v Speaker 1>we were like, wait a minute, would our maniac fans

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<v Speaker 1>come play with us. We're like, yeah, they would. And

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<v Speaker 1>so first of all, we're a Dynasty typewriter. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>so much. Dynasty were their first hybrid. Hello to people

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<v Speaker 1>watching at home. Shout out to people watching at home.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've been like a soda bottle that's

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<v Speaker 1>been shook up in my house for fifteen months, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like vaxed up and I'm ready to go. I

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<v Speaker 1>got Jerry Trainer on my skirt. I got the Sentinel,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me, the Sentinels filming eye Carly right now. But

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<v Speaker 1>he's really here, all right, Well, we just have to

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<v Speaker 1>keep it moving. This is I also have to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you because it's live streamed. You know, Normally I would

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<v Speaker 1>play like Barracuda for people coming out, because I'm classy

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<v Speaker 1>like that. But we have to do like royalty free music.

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<v Speaker 1>So excuse me the production team. Excuse me that production team,

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<v Speaker 1>stand up, waved the crowd. Katie Levine and Dr Anna

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<v Speaker 1>Hannah Montana Banana. Dr Banana sent me a link. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my heart has a Royalty free music library, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, great, okay, cool. She didn't mention that it

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<v Speaker 1>was like fifteen thousand of the worst songs on Earth,

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<v Speaker 1>And so Dr Banana and I Thursday night we talked

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<v Speaker 1>was supposed to be ten minutes, and I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was like two and a half hours, and we clicked

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<v Speaker 1>through every genre to pick out the worst song we

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<v Speaker 1>could find for each person to come out and make

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<v Speaker 1>them dance with me, because and I do dance, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've been in my house with minton Um. So let's

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<v Speaker 1>just bring what's you guys ready? Are you ready to

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<v Speaker 1>start the show? Does everybody have their sheets of paper

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<v Speaker 1>to make their draft picks and their pencils okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me, excuse me, any idea book? Excuse me? Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>First up, it's the It's the woman that I started

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<v Speaker 1>this entire thing with in her kitchen. Um. You know her.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a writer on One Day at a Time

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<v Speaker 1>on Netflix. Um. She has the most amazing stand up

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<v Speaker 1>comedy album that came out like truly, it's so freaking funny.

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<v Speaker 1>If you need a laugh, it's called Deep Dive. But

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<v Speaker 1>most important, she is my platonic life partner. What your

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<v Speaker 1>hands together for, Aaron? Fine? Turn it up? Damn it.

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<v Speaker 1>I have shorts under my Jerry skirt. Aaron, this is

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<v Speaker 1>for you. You're sitting right there. Hi, that's your seat. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how you do it? Is it? Turn on? There?

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<v Speaker 1>We gonna try it. Could we have kick started? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Put a kick started together? Some fucking music or Sammy

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<v Speaker 1>play again? Yeah? Turn it out? This is my block?

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<v Speaker 1>Well you're fuck that will? Fine? You set there? Thank good?

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<v Speaker 1>Keep it going, Sammy. Next up here we go. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you ready? Are you ready? Okay? I fear not. I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't loved my house in fifty months. Okay, next up?

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<v Speaker 1>You know him as God, I'm supernatural. Uh, you know

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<v Speaker 1>from Lucifer. You know him from his podcast Kings of Gone,

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<v Speaker 1>but most importantly he's Bastor of the Year one Ladies

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<v Speaker 1>and Gentlemen, Rob at last year. I Hi, Rob, that's

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<v Speaker 1>your scene right there. Oh my god, I'm so great song, Rob,

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<v Speaker 1>that you had a great song. Hid. Actually I have

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<v Speaker 1>not like moved around in fifteen months. It's been a months.

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<v Speaker 1>Been a minute, okay, but you know what, let's just

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<v Speaker 1>keep it moving, Okay. Our next person covering to this change.

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<v Speaker 1>He's freaking awesome. He is our newest edition to believe

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<v Speaker 1>you E said this Rose podcast. We freaking love him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a writer, a comedian, and an actor. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from comedy Bang Bang. He was also a writer

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<v Speaker 1>on Brooklyn nine nine and he's currently a writer. I'm Keenan.

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<v Speaker 1>Put your hands together for my Pando new friend, Carol,

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<v Speaker 1>don't find a calture. Calture, this is happening. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>think Banna and I did pretty well dr burnetto with

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<v Speaker 1>our songs. Yeah, except for the first one. It was great. Yeah. Whatever, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>keeping a movie. Oh can I interrupt for a quick tickend?

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<v Speaker 1>It's time to meet our alcohol. The drivers here with

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<v Speaker 1>our alcohol. Yeah, postmated alcohol tone to come in, go

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<v Speaker 1>get the alcohol head out your block. We wrote down

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<v Speaker 1>on the note breach it to the wine nose on

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<v Speaker 1>the stage. It should be a secret. All these cups

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<v Speaker 1>are empty in anticipation for now. Up next, you know

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<v Speaker 1>this person from criminal mind surprised? You know all this

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<v Speaker 1>person from another period? Excuse me? You might know this

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<v Speaker 1>person has the most symmetrical face on earth. Our secretary

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<v Speaker 1>of State, my best friend, ladies and generant page at Preston.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got a tip to the line. Yeah, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you tip that came down. You took a pig time

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<v Speaker 1>get it both pink does? She makes she's seven a blog?

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me? Who's got a bird? Shaff? Everybody but Herod?

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<v Speaker 1>What them? Where's your merchard? That's how you dare with? Okay? Great,

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<v Speaker 1>keep a casual, keep it moving, exhausted, Last up? First,

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<v Speaker 1>did you like? Did you like your song? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is what I do every Friday at five in

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<v Speaker 1>my house. The pandemic has been great for me. I

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<v Speaker 1>just do it alone with mitten to me out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>moving along? Are you ready for your final Bachelor draft?

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<v Speaker 1>Pick Helper? You know him as a brilliant stand up comedian.

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<v Speaker 1>You know him as a podcast host. Uh. He hosts

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<v Speaker 1>Doug Loves Movies. He hosts Wide World of Dougs. He

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<v Speaker 1>hosts Getting Dug with High Excuse me, he's a Rookie

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<v Speaker 1>of the Year. And when I think what kind of

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<v Speaker 1>music just Doug Benson listen to driving around Los Angeles?

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<v Speaker 1>I just know I know when you you'll think of that,

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<v Speaker 1>I go, oh, yeah, that's gotta be Doug Benson, ladies,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm a duck. That's it. Blessed care comes Dug Batches,

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<v Speaker 1>don't this is his five? This is fucking to bens?

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<v Speaker 1>Is five? Drop that? Guys? I must be that. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't bother this room but me? Are you guys ready

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<v Speaker 1>to start the draft? Pick? Bats? All? Rats? What me

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<v Speaker 1>trying on? All right? That was a great Doug Benson song,

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't that so Doug Benson? Before we start, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give out a present. Excuse me? Excuse is me boner alert?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at who's that fucking who's that hot lady? Meet

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<v Speaker 1>the authors? Aren't an admittance? Yeah? I made a puzzle

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<v Speaker 1>in me and my cat recreating my eighth grade photo

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<v Speaker 1>because I know what's up? Who flew here. Okay, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you both did. All right, you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>getting a signed book. And but it's pluzzles. It's a pluzzle.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't toss it. Here we go. It's a puzzle

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<v Speaker 1>you No, you can't leave. Mostly just keep you from us.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go. Here's the name of the game.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going as we do, We're gonna be picking. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>the there the categories to keep note of. Okay, top

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<v Speaker 1>three in order, who's gonna win? Who are the two

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<v Speaker 1>that are getting boned in a hot tub? Siwhere? And

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<v Speaker 1>then kicked to the curb, who's gonna be the next bachelor?

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<v Speaker 1>And it could they could you could have both that

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<v Speaker 1>you could have the same list. I don't know you're thinking, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you think, sir. Then we have

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<v Speaker 1>um drunk on the first night, the villain, and then

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<v Speaker 1>thirstiest of like who's just there to get Instagram followers

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<v Speaker 1>the most? Okay, are you guys ready? Pardon? Oh, Craig Craig.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's just write it in everybody writing Craig Craig. Okay, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>Carl Rob did you hear that? Okay, so we're adding

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<v Speaker 1>in one category. Everybody has to write it on their own.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Craig crazy, so um into the Craig Craze is

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<v Speaker 1>just the person who's not the villain, but it's freaking

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<v Speaker 1>Banianna's just like full Baniana pants, who is a perfect

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<v Speaker 1>example of Craig Craig from the Daniel Great Dan Dale Daniel,

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<v Speaker 1>who was like Crystal Daniel. You get the gist. Okay, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>side note. ABC could not be more delighted in the

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<v Speaker 1>ad campaign, which I feel like they've really like cheeped

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<v Speaker 1>out without like they gave her like two dollars and

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<v Speaker 1>but I feel like they're so excited to have every

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<v Speaker 1>vibrator to like see what all the buzz is about.

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<v Speaker 1>She met, Okay, here we go. All right, so Rob

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to start off. Here we go our first Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it is thank you. My thumble of wine is at

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<v Speaker 1>my feet and my Halston glasses will be coming out.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, nan, I has to see alright, first up

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<v Speaker 1>year old insurance right here. Okay, wait, we're gonna here

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<v Speaker 1>comes eron right here? Okay, you want to make that

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<v Speaker 1>full screen? Is that a thing we could do? Or

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<v Speaker 1>is that here? All right? They thank you, Sammy as

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<v Speaker 1>you're reading that, I'll read this. It's easy to see

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<v Speaker 1>that Aaron is strapping young man. But don't be fooled

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<v Speaker 1>as much more to this. California said that means the

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<v Speaker 1>I Aaron currently works in sales, enjoys the outdoors and

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<v Speaker 1>lifting weights. Uh he was, Yeah, he's thoughtful, sensitive, ambitious,

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<v Speaker 1>saying then five years time, he hopes to own his

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<v Speaker 1>own business and work for himself. But does it say

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<v Speaker 1>what it is? Like? What is just general business? Some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of business that does business? I's crazy, busy, I'm crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's looking for a woman who's down to earth, smart, funny,

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<v Speaker 1>just like, oh my god, excuse me. He plans to

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<v Speaker 1>leave a legacy behind, so he needs a partner who's

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<v Speaker 1>going to support him. I don't encourage his dreams. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know I could break that. Aaron says he could

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<v Speaker 1>be acrosstinator, but right now he's done wasting his time

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<v Speaker 1>and ready to find his wife. What is this whole

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<v Speaker 1>stapor tooth tiger tattoo of family initials? It just says

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<v Speaker 1>he has one tattoo to his family's initials as big

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<v Speaker 1>as fears are rats and sabretooth tigers. Well, too bad.

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<v Speaker 1>For him. I have a saber tooth tiger in my house.

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<v Speaker 1>He's afraid of rats because one my nest in his hair.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you guys, how do you guys feel about

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like he's a contender. I feel no nobody

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<v Speaker 1>you have a previous run in with his saber tooth tiger.

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<v Speaker 1>Be afraid of something that's extinct? Is it extinct? We'd

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<v Speaker 1>all be afraid. Yeah, I wouldn't actively fear of sabertooth,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't think i'd feel good. Like anybody that

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<v Speaker 1>says legacy is a fucking hard pot, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>You're absolutely right? Like my ovaries panicked as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>I heard I want to leave a legacy. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a lot of pressure, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like a kid? All right, all right, but that's like

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<v Speaker 1>four paget Are you in on Are you in on erin?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sorry, We're all in on Erin. We're just

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<v Speaker 1>not in on erin. Don't say that long. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>possible to turn our queen arand Mike up a little bit?

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<v Speaker 1>I need to hear this, this gal right here? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we need a refresher. It's Katie the loudest chicken the

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<v Speaker 1>p t A yeah, like with the but she came

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<v Speaker 1>forward and was like, hey, this is a problem and

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<v Speaker 1>we need to figure right, do you robbed her? You

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<v Speaker 1>called her die? Yeah, dildobey. She was she was a snitch.

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<v Speaker 1>She was snitches get stitches, Carl, or did they get Victoria?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought was gonna give her stitches? But she was

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<v Speaker 1>all talking Victoria. Did you like Victoria? We'll talk about it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, that's a maybe, Ladies and gentlemen, Victoria everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's riding a sabertooth tiger. Okay, all right, she's

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<v Speaker 1>been eyeing that for a long time. Carl is up

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<v Speaker 1>with Andrew M. All right. Next up is Andrew M.

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<v Speaker 1>That mother uh. Andrew M is a deputy district attorney,

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<v Speaker 1>so he is also a snitch. I don't think he

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<v Speaker 1>got vaccinated. I feel like he didn't get back. When

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<v Speaker 1>he's not in the courtroom, you can find Andrew and

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<v Speaker 1>coaching youth water polo or building bonfires on the beach.

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<v Speaker 1>Fun fact. Andrew loves to play pranks like putting people

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<v Speaker 1>in jail. Andrew loves the sample men's fragrances from magazine

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<v Speaker 1>and serious Is that really in there. Yeah, Andrew loves woodworking.

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<v Speaker 1>And when Andrew M graduated from college, he tebowed on

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<v Speaker 1>stage with tebowing, I'll remember the tim tebow like praying symbol,

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<v Speaker 1>which this dude's thirty one. So when he graduate from college,

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<v Speaker 1>that ship wasn't cool like that. You're right, because that

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<v Speaker 1>would have been like eight years ago. Yeah, like two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand and left. It was kind of no no, so

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<v Speaker 1>he so when he went to get the diploma head,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he was really getting hit in. Uh. Also

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<v Speaker 1>has a fun side and a great sister humor because

0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:18.520
<v Speaker 1>he's act sure, Doug, how are you feeling about Andrew M?

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<v Speaker 1>Not great? I really feel like I need to get

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<v Speaker 1>to know him better. I do. I don't really feel

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<v Speaker 1>like he's showing us the real Hey, Kitty and Anna,

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<v Speaker 1>can you just tell like does it? We'll come back

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<v Speaker 1>to you in a second. Just like a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of where Katie's from. Like all I know is that

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<v Speaker 1>she's a snitch and she has a vibrator. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I am next and I am reading andrew S. He's

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six. He's a pro football player from Vienna, Austria.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse like, how cute my hair? Bow Is. Okay, he's

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<v Speaker 1>from Vienna, Austria. He's truly a man of the world.

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<v Speaker 1>He spends half the year living in Vienna, where he

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<v Speaker 1>plays pro football. The other half he lives in Chicago,

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<v Speaker 1>where he works as a football coach and a teacher's assistant.

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<v Speaker 1>He says living in Europe has given an updated look

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<v Speaker 1>on life, where people work to live instead of live

0:19:11.320 --> 0:19:15.040
<v Speaker 1>to work. He can't wait to get married and have

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<v Speaker 1>five kids one day. Okay, someday. The one thing you

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<v Speaker 1>cannot handle is a relationship with poor communication. Uh, let's see.

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<v Speaker 1>He loves to read nerd out over each in Rome. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>He loves Margarite us and he has a very close

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<v Speaker 1>relationship with his nineties six year old grandmother. Sure seeing

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<v Speaker 1>a few months, Grandma, I'm going on a dating show.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're on your live When I get out,

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<v Speaker 1>you're on your last leg. Grandma. Well, I get to

0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:59.760
<v Speaker 1>put on a Joleneck and get in the bones zone. Like.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's very sweet. I think the five kids

0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:05.760
<v Speaker 1>thing is yeah, kids is too many. He could have

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<v Speaker 1>said three. If you really want five, say three and

0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:13.720
<v Speaker 1>then sneaking a set of twins. You do it right,

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you do it as a twin. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if that's a good thing. You're a mistake, You're

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<v Speaker 1>a snake. Let's call get Mary Foley on the line. Mary,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to talk to was our mistake. There's two

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<v Speaker 1>things that bothered me about this. To talk to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Says he's a professional football player, but in Austria. So

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<v Speaker 1>that means either a he has decided to play American

0:20:39.560 --> 0:20:45.440
<v Speaker 1>football in Europe or be he calls soccer football, which

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that's what it is, right, very smug right football?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think it's U T bo l motherfucker football? Football?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? I don't think I see my winter winter

0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:06.000
<v Speaker 1>chicken dinner yet. Take it high, friend. I'm sitting next

0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:09.480
<v Speaker 1>to Tim ten and we talk all the time. I'm

0:21:09.480 --> 0:21:15.920
<v Speaker 1>sorry I called you a mistake. You're not Okay, Okay,

0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:20.080
<v Speaker 1>you go a have it. What if we just kept

0:21:20.080 --> 0:21:23.520
<v Speaker 1>getting deliveries all shot? And here comes our next bottle

0:21:23.520 --> 0:21:29.800
<v Speaker 1>of what? It's a tough merlow? Okay, here we go Austin, Austin.

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<v Speaker 1>He's cute. He's he's cute. It's cute. Oh really, State

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<v Speaker 1>investor from Mission v A HO, I don't know about that. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>what's a few tattoos? Bit of a dreamer? Loves his

0:21:47.720 --> 0:21:54.159
<v Speaker 1>white shoes. That means he does not go out right, Um, okay,

0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:56.280
<v Speaker 1>here we go. He loves to stay home with his

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<v Speaker 1>white shoes. Okay's such a dreamer that we we're supposed

0:22:00.840 --> 0:22:02.720
<v Speaker 1>to keep our white shoes white all the time with

0:22:02.920 --> 0:22:07.399
<v Speaker 1>baking soda and hydrogen peroxide. You know things, you know things.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you know how to do life. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been watching a lot of d I y at home

0:22:11.600 --> 0:22:16.359
<v Speaker 1>tips from Australia from a fucking serial killer's notebook. What

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<v Speaker 1>in the fuck? Okay, so all right, here we go Austin. Um,

0:22:21.400 --> 0:22:25.000
<v Speaker 1>all right, Austin has been very busy in quarantine. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking red flag right there. Um exactly. I just

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<v Speaker 1>spread to like a low. Anybody that says they've had

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<v Speaker 1>a positive experience, I want to fucking murder on site

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<v Speaker 1>at right for me, I said it was great. I

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<v Speaker 1>just read and I got to know myself better. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna fucking murder your face. Um. Not only does he

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<v Speaker 1>work out at least six days a week, but in

0:22:47.320 --> 0:22:49.919
<v Speaker 1>lone he flipped twenty properties. Oh god, do I have

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<v Speaker 1>to read on? Uh? He's a weak. Aston says his

0:22:54.200 --> 0:22:57.560
<v Speaker 1>weakness is a woman with a great smile and that

0:22:57.680 --> 0:23:00.680
<v Speaker 1>he would love to find someone he can get dressed

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<v Speaker 1>up for. And then I don't know what's happening. I'm

0:23:05.119 --> 0:23:11.720
<v Speaker 1>gonna keep reading. Astin is live streaming. I'm smiling with oh. Um,

0:23:11.760 --> 0:23:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Austin uh Arden is on the market for a makeout

0:23:16.440 --> 0:23:19.240
<v Speaker 1>session from five to six pm, and then she's gonna

0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:23.040
<v Speaker 1>wrap things up, gonna wrap it up. While Austin has

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<v Speaker 1>dated maybe women, he says that he hasn't found a

0:23:25.280 --> 0:23:28.040
<v Speaker 1>relationship is serious enough to him to consider marriage. Blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah, Austin, let's just spend the day at the

0:23:30.080 --> 0:23:32.359
<v Speaker 1>beach and work on his tan. Oh my god, what

0:23:32.440 --> 0:23:35.639
<v Speaker 1>are you fucking? Twelve? Austin doesn't have any tattoos, but

0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:41.639
<v Speaker 1>he definitely wants to get a feeld see horse on

0:23:41.680 --> 0:23:46.600
<v Speaker 1>the foot. Um. Austin loves his white shoes and fears

0:23:46.640 --> 0:23:49.320
<v Speaker 1>the day that someone spills Austin should never be in

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<v Speaker 1>public quite frankly, Um, I don't know, Dr Banana Katie.

0:23:55.280 --> 0:23:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Have you thought about our gentlemen so far? How do

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<v Speaker 1>you feel about white shoe tattoo? Dreamer? Um? Is this on?

0:24:01.600 --> 0:24:06.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I

0:24:07.280 --> 0:24:10.000
<v Speaker 1>can't comment on him. I think he's really hot and

0:24:10.520 --> 0:24:14.359
<v Speaker 1>Instagram and he's hot on Katie's our Instagram slo, So

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<v Speaker 1>is he the one that you were super hup? Marcas

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<v Speaker 1>was the one that I thought was really cute and

0:24:18.600 --> 0:24:20.080
<v Speaker 1>then I looked at Instagram and he's still cute. But

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<v Speaker 1>not ask you to the thought it would be Okay,

0:24:22.640 --> 0:24:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Austin's very cute on his just pictures of alright, you

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<v Speaker 1>think do you him? Just tanning in wait to choose? Also,

0:24:30.880 --> 0:24:33.679
<v Speaker 1>I found out from about Katie Okay, she is thirty

0:24:33.920 --> 0:24:37.320
<v Speaker 1>years old. She's a bank marketing manager from Renton, Washington.

0:24:37.960 --> 0:24:42.800
<v Speaker 1>This is about who she's going to pick, right, Duck

0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:47.760
<v Speaker 1>is gonna pick? I've learned this Pacific Northwest. In the

0:24:47.800 --> 0:24:53.480
<v Speaker 1>world of banking, we all can relate pretty hardcore. Look

0:24:53.520 --> 0:24:57.480
<v Speaker 1>at dog. Look at dog. This is like my first

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<v Speaker 1>literally time leaving my house. And this is so amazing

0:25:01.680 --> 0:25:05.440
<v Speaker 1>that I'm not even exaggerating. I could not feel more comfortable.

0:25:05.520 --> 0:25:08.320
<v Speaker 1>I felt my perfect like this is the only place

0:25:08.359 --> 0:25:11.680
<v Speaker 1>I'll feel comfortable in the next six wherever, literally forever.

0:25:13.000 --> 0:25:16.040
<v Speaker 1>I felt my own version of prozac and like a

0:25:16.160 --> 0:25:19.320
<v Speaker 1>people experience, and then I'll just go back to my

0:25:19.440 --> 0:25:21.479
<v Speaker 1>house until we do a podcast like this is the

0:25:21.560 --> 0:25:23.600
<v Speaker 1>only place that I feel like I make sense. I

0:25:23.720 --> 0:25:28.960
<v Speaker 1>love it, I appreciate all I Yeah, submounts, we're all

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<v Speaker 1>going out, all right, I'm gonna not I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>Austin as a circle of him, maybe because he was

0:25:33.640 --> 0:25:37.000
<v Speaker 1>hot on Instagram. Peg take it away? You're doing? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>this guy, Brandon, he might be craigst Dlan drunk on

0:25:44.640 --> 0:25:47.760
<v Speaker 1>the first Wait a minute, we're missing a guy if

0:25:47.760 --> 0:25:51.960
<v Speaker 1>he had that look going into Pando. Hold on, you

0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:55.000
<v Speaker 1>don't have Brandon. I have Brandon kept it all the

0:25:55.040 --> 0:25:58.040
<v Speaker 1>way through this. Oh we're missing Brandon. Next guy on

0:25:58.040 --> 0:26:01.840
<v Speaker 1>our list? Okay, take Katie. Okay, Katie's gonna read he's

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<v Speaker 1>totally a no though obvious Sandon Okaya, definitely Okay, great,

0:26:07.040 --> 0:26:10.760
<v Speaker 1>but here he comes Kave is this on? So? Brandon

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<v Speaker 1>is twenty six and auto parts manager from Queens, New York.

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<v Speaker 1>He is quirky, intelligent, and unapologetically himself. He attended Northwestern

0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:21.640
<v Speaker 1>where he says he learned to outgrow behaviors that limit

0:26:21.680 --> 0:26:26.119
<v Speaker 1>his progress as a person. Outgrow behaviors that limit his

0:26:26.200 --> 0:26:30.520
<v Speaker 1>progress as a person. That's what I thought. He's just

0:26:30.560 --> 0:26:33.240
<v Speaker 1>did outgrow the haters. He currently spends most of his

0:26:33.320 --> 0:26:35.800
<v Speaker 1>weekends at home working on a new skill. He's trying

0:26:35.800 --> 0:26:39.920
<v Speaker 1>to develop what cently. Language languages are a big interest

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:43.320
<v Speaker 1>of his. He's fluent in Japanese and Spanish and expanding

0:26:43.359 --> 0:26:47.440
<v Speaker 1>his Korean, and he likes Korean R and B. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>He says he loves to attend the occasional rave occasional

0:26:53.600 --> 0:27:01.520
<v Speaker 1>rave his house like learn languages, and then once like

0:27:01.680 --> 0:27:04.320
<v Speaker 1>every two months, he goause like black out crazy, and

0:27:05.720 --> 0:27:10.639
<v Speaker 1>he hates and hates in all caps, exorbitantly overpriced restaurants. Okay,

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:15.520
<v Speaker 1>pass past, love a nice armb and he find finds

0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:19.520
<v Speaker 1>joy hitting the open road on a motorcycle. Dude, I

0:27:19.560 --> 0:27:22.000
<v Speaker 1>feel like the guys might end up liking him. I

0:27:22.040 --> 0:27:24.240
<v Speaker 1>feel like he's not gonna win Katie's heart, but he

0:27:24.359 --> 0:27:26.399
<v Speaker 1>might know. You're shaking your head. You don't think so,

0:27:26.680 --> 0:27:28.520
<v Speaker 1>you don't think that. You don't think that the guys

0:27:28.520 --> 0:27:32.240
<v Speaker 1>will be like, he's quirky, but I like them occasional race.

0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:36.520
<v Speaker 1>You think thirsty hipster? Do you guys are great? Thirsty hipster?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Being Tanna being an art and excuse it?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you fucking kidding me? Get up here keeping your

0:27:47.480 --> 0:27:52.000
<v Speaker 1>masks on at home? Are you kidding? Oh my god?

0:27:53.680 --> 0:28:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Here get he's gonna I don't think as look at

0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:17.440
<v Speaker 1>their past podcast mast look at oh I'm looking at

0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:21.920
<v Speaker 1>home all right. Excuse me if you didn't get your

0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 1>march like a cute this is when you accept this rose.

0:28:25.160 --> 0:28:30.880
<v Speaker 1>Excuse share it, share it? Oh my god, wow, thank

0:28:30.920 --> 0:28:35.560
<v Speaker 1>you so much. You guys are talking of applause. Yeah. Wow,

0:28:36.119 --> 0:28:40.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm never reading. That's so sweet. Oh my god. I

0:28:40.360 --> 0:28:44.880
<v Speaker 1>never gonna leave except for an occasional rave. Literally a

0:28:45.160 --> 0:28:56.760
<v Speaker 1>case dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot

0:28:56.840 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 1>dot job. Okay, great, Okay, who's up? Okay? Now we

0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:20.320
<v Speaker 1>have Brendan twenties six firefighter trainee, Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Canada.

0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:24.920
<v Speaker 1>That's good Northwest though, that's East coast. Is the type

0:29:24.960 --> 0:29:28.760
<v Speaker 1>of guy who always enjoys life to the fullest. Well,

0:29:28.760 --> 0:29:36.560
<v Speaker 1>he's got eat my vegetables. Really just not like, uh,

0:29:37.120 --> 0:29:40.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm currently in the process of becoming a full time firefighter.

0:29:40.280 --> 0:29:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Are we sure that's not Peter Faccinelli, the dad from Twilight?

0:29:49.480 --> 0:29:54.320
<v Speaker 1>Thank you? I know a fac eli but see him?

0:29:54.040 --> 0:29:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I am I didn't wear an I'm a Faccinelli shirt,

0:29:56.720 --> 0:30:00.840
<v Speaker 1>but I almost did tonight. Okay, keep going, um. Brendan

0:30:00.960 --> 0:30:04.240
<v Speaker 1>takes a lot of pride over this goal of becoming

0:30:04.240 --> 0:30:06.400
<v Speaker 1>a full time firefighter and is excited to make a

0:30:06.440 --> 0:30:09.720
<v Speaker 1>positive difference in his community. While Brendan's professional life is

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:16.640
<v Speaker 1>exactly where he wants it, Get there, Okay, get there,

0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:19.800
<v Speaker 1>he still dreams of adding a little fire to his

0:30:19.920 --> 0:30:24.920
<v Speaker 1>personal life and his partner Brendon is working for good

0:30:24.960 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 1>back and forth banter, a sense of adventure on an

0:30:28.680 --> 0:30:32.720
<v Speaker 1>open mind. He has no specific deal breakers, but says

0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:36.080
<v Speaker 1>that he loves being clean and organized and hopes to

0:30:36.120 --> 0:30:40.720
<v Speaker 1>find a woman who feels the same. That's not I think,

0:30:40.760 --> 0:30:43.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't want a filthy monster, but takes it up

0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:46.840
<v Speaker 1>and get clean and organized. Oh there's more. He's a

0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:49.600
<v Speaker 1>straight shooter and says that nothing makes him happier than

0:30:49.640 --> 0:30:52.960
<v Speaker 1>putting a smile on the face of the woman he loves. Okay.

0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Brendon says he is in a great spot in his

0:30:55.600 --> 0:30:57.280
<v Speaker 1>life to go on this journey and try and find

0:30:57.320 --> 0:31:00.800
<v Speaker 1>his perfect match. I think it. Doug doesn't even sound real,

0:31:02.760 --> 0:31:05.400
<v Speaker 1>all right, Doug? What do you think? What about? What

0:31:05.600 --> 0:31:10.200
<v Speaker 1>about that? Brandon. He's all right, I'm getting excited about

0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:14.440
<v Speaker 1>my guy. I feel like, do you guys? I feel

0:31:14.440 --> 0:31:17.480
<v Speaker 1>like he could make top three? Am I right? Baby?

0:31:17.560 --> 0:31:21.120
<v Speaker 1>But he might be a m there's a chance he's

0:31:21.120 --> 0:31:25.600
<v Speaker 1>al do But he also could be adorable fighter. He says,

0:31:25.640 --> 0:31:29.200
<v Speaker 1>they're a straight shooter. This sounds fake. He sounds like,

0:31:30.800 --> 0:31:32.920
<v Speaker 1>you gotta tell me that you're telling the truth, and

0:31:33.040 --> 0:31:36.320
<v Speaker 1>that means that you're not. I bet he loves fire.

0:31:37.600 --> 0:31:42.120
<v Speaker 1>I love fire. I love fire. All right, Doug, you're excited,

0:31:42.320 --> 0:31:47.840
<v Speaker 1>Doug as Christian Christian is a real estate Agel's cut

0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:54.720
<v Speaker 1>out of Boston, Massachusetts. Christian says that he sees romance

0:31:54.760 --> 0:31:58.240
<v Speaker 1>and everything. Just the other day, you fuck the fire hydrant.

0:32:00.480 --> 0:32:02.400
<v Speaker 1>That's how I was smiling. I thought of that joke.

0:32:04.240 --> 0:32:07.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited. If that's really all I have on him, Okay, great,

0:32:08.000 --> 0:32:13.760
<v Speaker 1>all right, he's a double yeah, but he's ready to go. Carl,

0:32:13.840 --> 0:32:16.320
<v Speaker 1>what do you think? What do you think of Christian? Carl?

0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:24.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't like his See your sweatshirt he's wearing. It's okay,

0:32:24.760 --> 0:32:28.719
<v Speaker 1>all right, that's fine. I don't I'm not I'm not

0:32:28.760 --> 0:32:31.040
<v Speaker 1>taking him out of the running yet, but I don't

0:32:31.040 --> 0:32:33.480
<v Speaker 1>think he's gonna win. I feel like he'll he might

0:32:33.600 --> 0:32:36.640
<v Speaker 1>make it to Europe, but you've never seen a real season.

0:32:36.720 --> 0:32:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Carl get Ready jumped in Portugal. Christian. Yeah, that guy

0:32:41.840 --> 0:32:45.360
<v Speaker 1>presents as immature to me. He followed Tom Brady to

0:32:45.440 --> 0:32:50.320
<v Speaker 1>Tampa and I don't respect him. Yeah, to be like Brady.

0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:52.440
<v Speaker 1>He wears uggs around the house. He's got number twelve

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<v Speaker 1>tattooed on his as Alright, production team, you're up take it?

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<v Speaker 1>Production team? Alright, alright are net This person is Cody? Okay, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Cody is What does he do? He's

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<v Speaker 1>a Zipper sales manager. He's twenty seven. He's from Sandy Aco.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, what what is he? He's a Zipper sales manager.

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<v Speaker 1>Nifer sales on sale, Zipper tonight, Honey, I'm really stuck

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<v Speaker 1>in it. It says on the surface he's a handsome

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<v Speaker 1>surfer with a six pack. That's really a romantic gentleman

0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:34.360
<v Speaker 1>at heart. The best surfers bring beer, is what I

0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:37.360
<v Speaker 1>always say. So it sounds like he likes to surf.

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<v Speaker 1>Blah blah blah, dreams of owning his own house. At thirty,

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<v Speaker 1>he had the same favorite TV show as Doug. Oh

0:33:45.760 --> 0:33:49.920
<v Speaker 1>yeah with the Jersey shore. Wait a second, he's a

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<v Speaker 1>he's a very proud eagle scout. He's a bit like

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<v Speaker 1>Colton two point Oh yeah, you can't you in peak

0:34:00.920 --> 0:34:04.080
<v Speaker 1>as an eagle scoun No, you can't pee. He also

0:34:04.160 --> 0:34:06.560
<v Speaker 1>is looking for someone to look past his exterior and

0:34:06.600 --> 0:34:12.240
<v Speaker 1>see what his insides. No problem looking past your exterior.

0:34:13.040 --> 0:34:16.320
<v Speaker 1>I've ever even thought. I didn't even have the thought

0:34:16.440 --> 0:34:19.360
<v Speaker 1>and not filter out Like God, I wish people would

0:34:19.360 --> 0:34:21.799
<v Speaker 1>just see me from me and not just for all

0:34:21.840 --> 0:34:27.160
<v Speaker 1>of this. We could just get past like this, like

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<v Speaker 1>I just you could just pass my basic fucking whiteness

0:34:31.360 --> 0:34:35.120
<v Speaker 1>and a white fucking top. Might This might be a

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<v Speaker 1>crazy because it says when he falls, he falls hard

0:34:39.400 --> 0:34:42.600
<v Speaker 1>possible crag like I. You didn't pick me for the

0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:45.600
<v Speaker 1>roads we had. We had a moment, but I didn't

0:34:45.640 --> 0:34:48.080
<v Speaker 1>get the I need to talk to you. Oh man,

0:34:48.120 --> 0:34:52.400
<v Speaker 1>I think I like this dude. What I feel like

0:34:52.400 --> 0:34:54.560
<v Speaker 1>He's going to be in the house like people ship

0:34:54.600 --> 0:35:01.640
<v Speaker 1>on the Zipper game, but I'm rolling in of his

0:35:01.680 --> 0:35:05.000
<v Speaker 1>own shoes on beds. I'm rolling in. He's like, Okay,

0:35:06.640 --> 0:35:09.160
<v Speaker 1>he's like the person that it's like, yeah, that rich

0:35:09.280 --> 0:35:12.320
<v Speaker 1>kid their dad invented like the tab that pulls like

0:35:12.560 --> 0:35:14.320
<v Speaker 1>like oh funk, Like you're right, he might be the

0:35:14.360 --> 0:35:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Zipper kids, all right. I hope Zipper puns a company

0:35:21.600 --> 0:35:24.040
<v Speaker 1>called Zipper. I think I don't think they make zippers.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we do, before we do a quick other round,

0:35:26.600 --> 0:35:29.960
<v Speaker 1>and let's check in with the people any messages on

0:35:30.000 --> 0:35:32.640
<v Speaker 1>our live stream. We're checking in with the people at

0:35:32.680 --> 0:35:35.640
<v Speaker 1>home that are emailing in what's happening, what's happening at home?

0:35:35.719 --> 0:35:37.319
<v Speaker 1>Because we need to know what's happening at home and

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:41.239
<v Speaker 1>loved home. I love home. I feel so weird not

0:35:41.360 --> 0:35:43.839
<v Speaker 1>in my home. I've been in it for at home.

0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:46.880
<v Speaker 1>Canna what's happening at home? Dr? People think that he

0:35:46.920 --> 0:35:52.720
<v Speaker 1>has guard and protect your heart vibes, Yeah, okay, Carl

0:35:52.800 --> 0:35:55.560
<v Speaker 1>wants upon a time there was this guy that he

0:35:55.760 --> 0:35:58.960
<v Speaker 1>and he and he was like, oh God, protect coard

0:35:59.080 --> 0:36:03.440
<v Speaker 1>and protect who on a chattoo like during the season.

0:36:03.480 --> 0:36:06.400
<v Speaker 1>Somehow he got to go to a tattoo parlor and

0:36:06.440 --> 0:36:10.280
<v Speaker 1>write an enormous tattoo with like a like a sword

0:36:10.360 --> 0:36:12.799
<v Speaker 1>and all bleeding heart that said I will guard and

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:16.200
<v Speaker 1>protect your heart. And she's like, what's that he said?

0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:19.879
<v Speaker 1>And he sang a song and he's like, oh, how

0:36:19.920 --> 0:36:24.719
<v Speaker 1>does the song go? Ascarry song? I'm right with your

0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:26.960
<v Speaker 1>horror anyway. And he got dumped on the two on

0:36:27.000 --> 0:36:28.799
<v Speaker 1>one day. He got dumped on the side of a

0:36:28.840 --> 0:36:35.520
<v Speaker 1>mountain on a two on one day chopper, a category chopper.

0:36:35.760 --> 0:36:38.000
<v Speaker 1>How are you guys doing? Are you ready for another round?

0:36:39.960 --> 0:36:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Do you think any of that first round is going

0:36:41.920 --> 0:36:45.239
<v Speaker 1>to be the winner? All right? Great coming up, rob

0:36:45.440 --> 0:36:47.319
<v Speaker 1>take it away, we'll clip it. We don't want to

0:36:47.320 --> 0:36:49.520
<v Speaker 1>hold you hostage. We'll keep a move then, all right,

0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:52.920
<v Speaker 1>let's see this guy. His name is connor By. I

0:36:52.960 --> 0:36:56.240
<v Speaker 1>feel like he's gonna go far. He's in my top three.

0:36:57.160 --> 0:36:59.959
<v Speaker 1>He's in my top three. He's a perfect batchelor, high

0:37:00.040 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 1>for her button, but perfect for her alright, lovable for

0:37:04.520 --> 0:37:09.240
<v Speaker 1>this is vibrator, alright. He's a lovable, quirky and charming

0:37:09.239 --> 0:37:12.759
<v Speaker 1>eighth grade math teacher. That that'll do. He's got a

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:17.640
<v Speaker 1>degree in medical physics. Nashville que resumated includes nuclear engineer

0:37:17.680 --> 0:37:20.359
<v Speaker 1>as a job title. He definitely but he definitely owns

0:37:20.400 --> 0:37:25.719
<v Speaker 1>up to his nerdy side. God fund himself a woman

0:37:25.719 --> 0:37:28.279
<v Speaker 1>who will share his enthusiasm and his zest for living.

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Every day to its fullest. His ideal partners genuine and kind,

0:37:32.360 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 1>socially accepting, open minded and uh white who wants uh

0:37:39.040 --> 0:37:42.400
<v Speaker 1>he wants someone who can build a family with him. Um,

0:37:42.440 --> 0:37:47.200
<v Speaker 1>he could enjoy a good multilocation date with a theme. Yeah,

0:37:47.280 --> 0:37:49.560
<v Speaker 1>I like it because Connor by wants to press his

0:37:49.640 --> 0:37:51.919
<v Speaker 1>date with a good time. He likes to go all out.

0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:55.239
<v Speaker 1>I made Connor be for her. This one major deal

0:37:55.320 --> 0:38:05.160
<v Speaker 1>breaker is a woman who doesn't respect waiters. Yes if wow,

0:38:05.280 --> 0:38:07.160
<v Speaker 1>that's and they already they have that in comment. Okay,

0:38:07.200 --> 0:38:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Connor's in the running, all right. I'm gonna put him

0:38:09.560 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 1>so far as my winner or the next bachelor right now.

0:38:12.719 --> 0:38:15.120
<v Speaker 1>And I hope that he's just the winner. I don't

0:38:15.120 --> 0:38:19.120
<v Speaker 1>need to see him perspectators. I mean that all right.

0:38:19.440 --> 0:38:21.440
<v Speaker 1>I heard Katie's not a good tipper, but that she

0:38:21.520 --> 0:38:25.440
<v Speaker 1>does leave some sort of vibrating contraption on the table,

0:38:25.960 --> 0:38:29.959
<v Speaker 1>usually left on. So they come back to the table

0:38:30.000 --> 0:38:32.520
<v Speaker 1>it's vibrating. They have a good laugh. I didn't get

0:38:32.520 --> 0:38:35.040
<v Speaker 1>a tip, but I laugh tonight, or they could or

0:38:35.040 --> 0:38:37.520
<v Speaker 1>it's almost like, oh your table's really and then you're

0:38:37.719 --> 0:38:41.440
<v Speaker 1>like a restaurant. They hand you a vibrator your vibrator

0:38:41.440 --> 0:38:44.680
<v Speaker 1>goes off and you your vibrating coming in going would

0:38:44.680 --> 0:38:49.480
<v Speaker 1>you like or a vibrator? Carl Tart take it away

0:38:50.400 --> 0:38:53.160
<v Speaker 1>all right, Carl, it's great in the O G Smoke

0:38:53.239 --> 0:38:54.759
<v Speaker 1>Show shirt. Are you kidding me? How much do we

0:38:54.840 --> 0:39:02.200
<v Speaker 1>love Smoke Show? Talk to me? Only one end? I

0:39:02.320 --> 0:39:10.520
<v Speaker 1>noticed that initial, Then I guess for the uh. Former

0:39:10.520 --> 0:39:13.719
<v Speaker 1>baseball player from coast to mesa athletic stud with a

0:39:13.800 --> 0:39:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Midwestern heart of gold. He currently in South the California

0:39:16.520 --> 0:39:18.000
<v Speaker 1>where spend much of his time on the beach, but

0:39:18.040 --> 0:39:20.600
<v Speaker 1>he dreams of moving to Oklahoma to settle you know

0:39:20.560 --> 0:39:23.839
<v Speaker 1>what you see and okay, and then he his dream

0:39:23.880 --> 0:39:27.279
<v Speaker 1>woman as as a caregiver and genuinely cares for others

0:39:27.320 --> 0:39:30.799
<v Speaker 1>who want to see the people around him succeed, people

0:39:30.840 --> 0:39:33.680
<v Speaker 1>around the people around them succeed. He's always up for

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:36.520
<v Speaker 1>a good time, and he likes going out bowling, and

0:39:36.840 --> 0:39:39.600
<v Speaker 1>he wants did here it is find. He wants to

0:39:39.600 --> 0:39:43.319
<v Speaker 1>find somebody who has similar religious beliefs to him, and

0:39:43.400 --> 0:39:46.719
<v Speaker 1>he wants to raise his family in the church. He's

0:39:46.719 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 1>not that right, She's not super. I don't know where

0:39:49.080 --> 0:39:51.640
<v Speaker 1>she I don't think she is. I don't think she's

0:39:51.680 --> 0:39:55.240
<v Speaker 1>a I don't think she's pretty liberal. Oh he's a virgin.

0:39:55.360 --> 0:39:59.800
<v Speaker 1>He's a virgin. Okay, I feel like I would disagree

0:39:59.840 --> 0:40:02.960
<v Speaker 1>with you know, Okay, they would that. I feel like

0:40:03.000 --> 0:40:07.279
<v Speaker 1>this dude is I feel like this dude is a

0:40:07.360 --> 0:40:09.480
<v Speaker 1>dude that you should stay away from when you got drunk.

0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:13.120
<v Speaker 1>Used to me, I used to fight dudes like this

0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:22.360
<v Speaker 1>in high school. Yes, I'm from here. I'm from Los Angeles.

0:40:22.400 --> 0:40:24.759
<v Speaker 1>I played UH sports at the inner city school and

0:40:24.760 --> 0:40:27.640
<v Speaker 1>then sometimes we travel and play against schools that didn't

0:40:27.640 --> 0:40:30.160
<v Speaker 1>look so much like us, and they would say ship

0:40:30.239 --> 0:40:33.120
<v Speaker 1>and he but what then you say, andy bro. He

0:40:33.160 --> 0:40:38.840
<v Speaker 1>reminds me of that type of guy, aggressive who wants

0:40:38.880 --> 0:40:43.520
<v Speaker 1>to live in Oklahoma. They're so Bigfornia. It's like, just

0:40:43.600 --> 0:40:46.520
<v Speaker 1>do it, man, Like houses are more affordable, like make

0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:48.279
<v Speaker 1>the move, go for it and dil dope. It is

0:40:48.280 --> 0:40:50.560
<v Speaker 1>pretty liberal. I follow her on Instagram. Talk to me

0:40:50.920 --> 0:40:53.400
<v Speaker 1>she is she. I want to know more about her,

0:40:53.400 --> 0:40:58.719
<v Speaker 1>Tell me about tell me Lieral Dildobey stands up for stuff. Dildobey.

0:41:00.760 --> 0:41:04.520
<v Speaker 1>Jill Connor loves Brexitritos and Blue Bay pancakes. Can't find them.

0:41:04.760 --> 0:41:12.040
<v Speaker 1>Fuck yourself, carnor no coroner. No, okay, great, watch He's

0:41:12.080 --> 0:41:19.520
<v Speaker 1>not trust me, He's not. He's definitely watching. We have

0:41:19.920 --> 0:41:28.040
<v Speaker 1>David also from Nashville. Twenty seven year old. Okay yeah,

0:41:28.080 --> 0:41:33.359
<v Speaker 1>New York City. Okay, right, okay, he's he's saying, okay, wait, okay, okay,

0:41:33.480 --> 0:41:35.920
<v Speaker 1>be cool, be cool. He's a twenty seven year old.

0:41:35.960 --> 0:41:38.440
<v Speaker 1>He's your always getting circles to my laught Foley. He's

0:41:38.480 --> 0:41:41.560
<v Speaker 1>a fan of David. He's a first generation American. He

0:41:41.640 --> 0:41:44.359
<v Speaker 1>was born and raised by Jamaican parents in New York.

0:41:44.640 --> 0:41:47.319
<v Speaker 1>He recently recently left a family unit in New York

0:41:47.360 --> 0:41:51.280
<v Speaker 1>to pursue career opportunities in tech sales and Nashville. Great city,

0:41:51.560 --> 0:41:54.560
<v Speaker 1>Love Nashville. He's looking for a woman who's intelligent and

0:41:54.640 --> 0:41:59.080
<v Speaker 1>driven to succeeed love it. Excuse me. Extremely attracted to

0:41:59.120 --> 0:42:07.760
<v Speaker 1>women who has suited quiet confidence, quiet um. Uh. Synchronicity

0:42:07.800 --> 0:42:11.200
<v Speaker 1>in life is the of the uh. Synchronicity in life

0:42:11.239 --> 0:42:13.799
<v Speaker 1>is of the utmost importance for David, and he hopes

0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:16.520
<v Speaker 1>to find a partner that is as passionate about building

0:42:16.520 --> 0:42:20.200
<v Speaker 1>a successful life both professionally and romantically as he is.

0:42:20.360 --> 0:42:22.440
<v Speaker 1>He wants a wife who's proud to stand next to

0:42:22.520 --> 0:42:24.399
<v Speaker 1>him for the rest of their lives, and he hopes

0:42:24.600 --> 0:42:27.560
<v Speaker 1>he loves his He likes pizza from New York Pizza,

0:42:28.760 --> 0:42:32.840
<v Speaker 1>and his favorite boy band is Instant David. He's in

0:42:32.960 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 1>my top three. He's gonna get along with Brandon. They're

0:42:35.239 --> 0:42:39.840
<v Speaker 1>both going to be walking over here. Yeah yeah, oh Brandon,

0:42:40.160 --> 0:42:42.840
<v Speaker 1>I like I liked um the in sync and the

0:42:42.880 --> 0:42:47.399
<v Speaker 1>pizza in the middle. No, I felt like controlling man?

0:42:47.840 --> 0:42:58.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh why why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Quiet? Just go

0:42:58.400 --> 0:43:01.600
<v Speaker 1>in the corner. And that's being confident that what I

0:43:01.719 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 1>order you for your meal, it's suffice. Okay, that's all right.

0:43:05.239 --> 0:43:07.560
<v Speaker 1>Then don't you think he was on the debate team.

0:43:07.600 --> 0:43:09.839
<v Speaker 1>He loves debate. She's a great debate I know. But

0:43:10.080 --> 0:43:13.759
<v Speaker 1>loving debate also means like I gotta win. So I'm

0:43:13.800 --> 0:43:17.120
<v Speaker 1>twenty eight. Here's what I did in high school. There's

0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:19.560
<v Speaker 1>a weird way to open up. But New York Lady,

0:43:20.680 --> 0:43:23.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm thirty two and I still do that. What what

0:43:23.680 --> 0:43:30.080
<v Speaker 1>do you say? Oh? He's saying, I got a Questiondy groans.

0:43:30.120 --> 0:43:31.960
<v Speaker 1>When they mentioned marriage, I thought that was the point

0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:34.799
<v Speaker 1>of this show. I didn't hear then, did they grown

0:43:34.800 --> 0:43:38.600
<v Speaker 1>at marriage? They're looking for a wif I hear people go,

0:43:38.840 --> 0:43:40.960
<v Speaker 1>what what was it grown about? I see stripe shirt?

0:43:41.000 --> 0:43:46.440
<v Speaker 1>What was your grown quiet? He said? Looking for a

0:43:46.440 --> 0:43:50.000
<v Speaker 1>wife that is quiet. Okay, yeah, that would say. I'll

0:43:50.000 --> 0:43:51.960
<v Speaker 1>give you occasional rave, but I'm not going to give

0:43:51.960 --> 0:43:57.840
<v Speaker 1>you confidence. Yeah. Yeah, you know I had him circled.

0:43:57.880 --> 0:44:02.320
<v Speaker 1>I had had him circled two weeks I had I'm circled.

0:44:02.600 --> 0:44:05.440
<v Speaker 1>All right, I keep your confidence to yourself. All right,

0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:08.840
<v Speaker 1>here we go. Next time you're with your confident. Oh

0:44:08.880 --> 0:44:12.279
<v Speaker 1>my god, I like I like, my god, I take

0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:23.080
<v Speaker 1>it take away, to take it away. It's Gabrielle gabriel Okay,

0:44:26.200 --> 0:44:32.120
<v Speaker 1>literally looks like a magician designed magician. Do you My

0:44:32.200 --> 0:44:34.759
<v Speaker 1>friend is watching at home. I got a text from

0:44:34.800 --> 0:44:38.239
<v Speaker 1>her once. I was like, I'm a Vons. Shecause I'm

0:44:38.320 --> 0:44:41.279
<v Speaker 1>a Bonds by the Melons and I just met a

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:47.320
<v Speaker 1>magician you didn't named Jerry. I'm like, what what do

0:44:47.400 --> 0:44:51.360
<v Speaker 1>you try? Like a guy? I made out with a

0:44:51.520 --> 0:44:55.520
<v Speaker 1>L twenty was not a minute became If you can't

0:44:55.560 --> 0:44:59.160
<v Speaker 1>become a magician after I've made out with you, I

0:44:59.800 --> 0:45:01.960
<v Speaker 1>was made out of them. If I know it's going

0:45:02.000 --> 0:45:07.880
<v Speaker 1>to become a magician, maybe you made him magical. I

0:45:07.920 --> 0:45:10.799
<v Speaker 1>did it wasn't that excited. I mean it was just

0:45:10.840 --> 0:45:12.920
<v Speaker 1>like neck up magut. I did date a couple of

0:45:12.920 --> 0:45:18.000
<v Speaker 1>magicians and they're con artists? Are they? Well? There? You know,

0:45:18.080 --> 0:45:20.920
<v Speaker 1>it's I think would be popular. Many people here have

0:45:21.040 --> 0:45:26.880
<v Speaker 1>dated the magical? Anybody here clapping it? Magician? There's three

0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:30.040
<v Speaker 1>hands up in the back. Oh my god? Three people

0:45:30.040 --> 0:45:37.080
<v Speaker 1>have dated artist? Were they con artists? They tend to

0:45:37.200 --> 0:45:43.040
<v Speaker 1>stretch exaggeration, like everything is the best or don't look

0:45:43.080 --> 0:45:51.719
<v Speaker 1>over here, or don't look over for three years? Is

0:45:51.760 --> 0:45:54.120
<v Speaker 1>it the queen of arts? Or could we be in

0:45:54.160 --> 0:45:58.440
<v Speaker 1>the throuble? Did you just misdirection? Don't worry about this

0:45:58.520 --> 0:46:04.080
<v Speaker 1>traffic over here? Let's cross the street. Street all right,

0:46:04.120 --> 0:46:05.960
<v Speaker 1>we gotta keep it moving. We gotta keep it, we

0:46:05.960 --> 0:46:09.840
<v Speaker 1>gotta we got to keep it moving very quickly. Gabriel.

0:46:10.560 --> 0:46:18.799
<v Speaker 1>Gabriel loves the expression renaissance man. I think we're done right? Okay? Yeah?

0:46:18.920 --> 0:46:24.399
<v Speaker 1>He likes uh favorite James Bonner. He understood. Gabriel doesn't

0:46:24.480 --> 0:46:28.840
<v Speaker 1>understand the concept of ath leisure. I'm gonna calm the ships,

0:46:28.960 --> 0:46:34.719
<v Speaker 1>and believes that should conspect elegant styles of the past. Again,

0:46:34.800 --> 0:46:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh you gay? What did he say? Gabriel doesn't understand

0:46:39.120 --> 0:46:42.520
<v Speaker 1>the concept of a leisure and believes that people should

0:46:42.600 --> 0:46:47.160
<v Speaker 1>respect elegant styles of the past. I would say, look

0:46:47.200 --> 0:46:50.880
<v Speaker 1>for a man Gabriel. All right, I'm gonna play Gabriel

0:46:51.000 --> 0:46:56.839
<v Speaker 1>under Thursday. Gabriel wants to fund a renaissance. Alright, Secretary

0:46:56.840 --> 0:47:00.040
<v Speaker 1>of State, here we go, keep it clipping. Okay, I

0:47:00.080 --> 0:47:07.399
<v Speaker 1>have Garrett who so many pages? Oh I believe you think? Yeah, okay, Garrett?

0:47:07.400 --> 0:47:13.399
<v Speaker 1>Is that a ging exciting? There is Garretts. Oh, there

0:47:13.440 --> 0:47:16.839
<v Speaker 1>should be Garrett, because Garrett was the guy that like

0:47:17.440 --> 0:47:25.839
<v Speaker 1>he that beca ended up with that was not good. Okay,

0:47:26.080 --> 0:47:30.360
<v Speaker 1>tangy okay. Let's see if we let's open up our minds.

0:47:30.560 --> 0:47:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Let's see if you try information. Well, he's not in

0:47:33.680 --> 0:47:37.640
<v Speaker 1>my top three, but let's see what no tangy hanging.

0:47:38.000 --> 0:47:43.520
<v Speaker 1>Get that tanger out of there, hag tangy Okay. Garrett

0:47:43.600 --> 0:47:46.719
<v Speaker 1>was raised in a small California town where ranch life,

0:47:46.760 --> 0:47:49.680
<v Speaker 1>barbecue is in baseball, where the backdrop of his childhood.

0:47:49.960 --> 0:47:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Now he lives a life dedicated to his career in marketing,

0:47:53.360 --> 0:47:56.719
<v Speaker 1>which he absolutely loves, but the only thing missing is

0:47:56.760 --> 0:47:59.120
<v Speaker 1>an amazing woman to share it with. His dream woman

0:47:59.200 --> 0:48:02.120
<v Speaker 1>is carrying into legion and someone who prides herself on

0:48:02.200 --> 0:48:06.560
<v Speaker 1>being a critical thinker. That's a little weird to say

0:48:06.600 --> 0:48:11.759
<v Speaker 1>that Garrett romantic. He says the perfect date is a

0:48:11.920 --> 0:48:15.480
<v Speaker 1>night out at his favorite steakhouse, followed by cozy time

0:48:15.520 --> 0:48:18.759
<v Speaker 1>at home and enjoying some good wine. I get that

0:48:19.200 --> 0:48:23.879
<v Speaker 1>while getting warm by the fire. Garrett is a yolo

0:48:23.920 --> 0:48:29.280
<v Speaker 1>type of god. Okay, he's out, he's out, but take

0:48:29.520 --> 0:48:33.520
<v Speaker 1>note he is very loyal and is looking for a walk.

0:48:34.080 --> 0:48:38.719
<v Speaker 1>He's not at not a one night stand in caps Oh.

0:48:38.719 --> 0:48:40.560
<v Speaker 1>At the end of the day, Garrett is looking for

0:48:40.600 --> 0:48:42.480
<v Speaker 1>something that lasts forever and dreams of sitting down next

0:48:42.520 --> 0:48:44.560
<v Speaker 1>to his wife, holding her hand and looking gratefully at

0:48:44.560 --> 0:48:48.640
<v Speaker 1>the beautiful family that they've built together. How sweet is that? Question? Mark?

0:48:50.920 --> 0:48:56.719
<v Speaker 1>It is? He's screaming, land Carl, what do you think?

0:48:56.920 --> 0:49:00.279
<v Speaker 1>What the what the groans are? Dr Banana? Yo? Low?

0:49:00.520 --> 0:49:09.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean get wife. He's a fun sponge. The wife

0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:14.680
<v Speaker 1>is fine. It's the it's like romantic by the fire.

0:49:14.840 --> 0:49:17.640
<v Speaker 1>It feels like it feels it's you know, by the way,

0:49:17.760 --> 0:49:20.520
<v Speaker 1>I would have the stupidest bio like she hangs out

0:49:20.520 --> 0:49:24.800
<v Speaker 1>with her cat that has thumbs. She wears enormous glasses

0:49:24.840 --> 0:49:28.560
<v Speaker 1>and is delighted when people were being tennit to sleep

0:49:28.600 --> 0:49:32.960
<v Speaker 1>at night. She made a puzzle that like Hurt, she recreats.

0:49:32.960 --> 0:49:37.280
<v Speaker 1>She paid six hundred dollars to braces. She's great with money.

0:49:37.719 --> 0:49:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Six hurt dollars to full adult braces me to recreate

0:49:41.320 --> 0:49:44.279
<v Speaker 1>her eighth grade photo. You know what I mean? Like,

0:49:44.440 --> 0:49:46.879
<v Speaker 1>I just learned, if you start saving money now, you're

0:49:46.920 --> 0:49:51.600
<v Speaker 1>not fucked. Yeah. Can I you like Garrett? I don't

0:49:51.640 --> 0:49:54.720
<v Speaker 1>have him, so he's keep being the top three foods.

0:49:55.239 --> 0:49:57.400
<v Speaker 1>I related in the fact that if me and this

0:49:57.480 --> 0:49:59.680
<v Speaker 1>dude go to Buffalo wa Wings, neither of us are

0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:02.240
<v Speaker 1>going to what are like mango habin yet rome. Okay,

0:50:03.680 --> 0:50:08.640
<v Speaker 1>you're not a tangy man hot and barbecue or peper.

0:50:08.800 --> 0:50:11.239
<v Speaker 1>I guess lemon pepper could be considered tangy. There's a

0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:13.799
<v Speaker 1>little lemon in that. That's a slight tang all right,

0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:15.960
<v Speaker 1>maybe I don't like it? All right? Can I quite?

0:50:16.160 --> 0:50:19.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry? Can I just quickly address the fact that, um,

0:50:20.120 --> 0:50:22.759
<v Speaker 1>I do I do have a learning disability? But when

0:50:22.840 --> 0:50:27.520
<v Speaker 1>I said yolo, I thought he meant fomo. No, you

0:50:27.640 --> 0:50:30.680
<v Speaker 1>only live once. Okay, I'm fine with that. Similar year

0:50:30.760 --> 0:50:33.800
<v Speaker 1>of missing out, but he wants to have a wife.

0:50:33.840 --> 0:50:37.760
<v Speaker 1>That confused me. Right, you only live once, got it? Okay,

0:50:38.080 --> 0:50:44.040
<v Speaker 1>so you might as well have a wife. Captain Rookie

0:50:44.080 --> 0:50:46.080
<v Speaker 1>of the or you've been by the way, Doug, can

0:50:46.080 --> 0:50:48.160
<v Speaker 1>you please tell people where you were again last week?

0:50:48.160 --> 0:50:51.440
<v Speaker 1>And the most spectacular Rookie, the most method rookie. We have.

0:50:51.680 --> 0:50:57.280
<v Speaker 1>I visit laquint frequently, frequently. It's been my third time

0:50:57.600 --> 0:51:01.839
<v Speaker 1>and it's it's just lovely. That's they filmed last year's bachelorette,

0:51:02.440 --> 0:51:04.719
<v Speaker 1>and so he saw there and has not keeps going

0:51:04.760 --> 0:51:08.440
<v Speaker 1>to visit. That's gonna be you. You're looking at your

0:51:08.440 --> 0:51:11.800
<v Speaker 1>ghosts of Christmas future, Carl. This is you give in

0:51:11.920 --> 0:51:15.040
<v Speaker 1>that outfit and you're gonna have to come back from

0:51:15.080 --> 0:51:17.319
<v Speaker 1>hang out in a mansion in Calabasas. This is who

0:51:17.360 --> 0:51:19.560
<v Speaker 1>you're going to be in four months? Are you ready for?

0:51:19.760 --> 0:51:22.400
<v Speaker 1>Definitely want to go to Semi Colon when they filmed

0:51:22.400 --> 0:51:26.120
<v Speaker 1>the last one. Yes, we call it. I want to

0:51:26.160 --> 0:51:28.080
<v Speaker 1>check that place. I kind of want to go to

0:51:28.239 --> 0:51:32.840
<v Speaker 1>every bachelor I need to go. We need to go

0:51:32.880 --> 0:51:36.960
<v Speaker 1>on a group trip, I think. Okay, rookie, take it away.

0:51:37.200 --> 0:51:41.600
<v Speaker 1>You next, you have Greg I've got Greg. Yeah, he's

0:51:41.680 --> 0:51:46.359
<v Speaker 1>from New Jersey. He does, he's in marketing. I think

0:51:46.400 --> 0:51:48.719
<v Speaker 1>half of these guys are in marketing, so half of

0:51:48.719 --> 0:51:51.759
<v Speaker 1>these guys don't want to say what they really do. Yeah,

0:51:52.480 --> 0:51:55.680
<v Speaker 1>he cries during movies, which is you know, weird because

0:51:55.880 --> 0:52:00.319
<v Speaker 1>you know it's airplane or something to the lake. Why

0:52:00.520 --> 0:52:02.560
<v Speaker 1>the Lakers would come and play in New Jersey? I

0:52:02.600 --> 0:52:05.279
<v Speaker 1>don't know why. It's well, they're in Brooklyn now, right,

0:52:05.880 --> 0:52:07.879
<v Speaker 1>But why wouldn't he be able to go see him play?

0:52:07.960 --> 0:52:11.200
<v Speaker 1>We should be something. He's just the market and sales rep.

0:52:11.239 --> 0:52:15.600
<v Speaker 1>He's not talking fairly easy to go. Yeah, yeah, just

0:52:16.120 --> 0:52:18.000
<v Speaker 1>like I got Zipper seats to the game. You want

0:52:18.000 --> 0:52:22.640
<v Speaker 1>to come because Zipper money. I gotta Sier money. I'm

0:52:22.680 --> 0:52:25.399
<v Speaker 1>not mad at Greg. I'm not mad at Greg. You guys,

0:52:25.440 --> 0:52:29.520
<v Speaker 1>how do you guys feel about Grey? He's like Aaron Rodgers?

0:52:31.320 --> 0:52:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't he have like a little Aaron Rodgers? She says,

0:52:34.920 --> 0:52:37.280
<v Speaker 1>with a haircut, he looks like a beefed out Joseph

0:52:37.280 --> 0:52:40.880
<v Speaker 1>Gordon Levitt. Hey are not mad at that? She is correct,

0:52:40.960 --> 0:52:45.680
<v Speaker 1>he's really hot. Okay, thank you, Katie lavin me out

0:52:45.680 --> 0:52:51.879
<v Speaker 1>of applause for the production tear like that's a terrible photo. Like, yes,

0:52:52.000 --> 0:52:54.279
<v Speaker 1>I should have read this. I should have read this.

0:52:54.360 --> 0:52:56.680
<v Speaker 1>It says right here, Greg is the full package. If

0:52:56.680 --> 0:52:58.920
<v Speaker 1>I had just read that, we could have all right,

0:52:59.040 --> 0:53:01.440
<v Speaker 1>we would have known right up next we have the

0:53:01.440 --> 0:53:04.680
<v Speaker 1>production team. I believe that's you, miss Katie. Yes, we

0:53:04.800 --> 0:53:11.240
<v Speaker 1>have Hunter and he is thirty four. A software strategy

0:53:12.840 --> 0:53:16.440
<v Speaker 1>is anybody watching below deck sailing yacht. He reminds me

0:53:16.520 --> 0:53:19.680
<v Speaker 1>of the really tall dude j L. That thought he had,

0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:22.120
<v Speaker 1>that thought he had v D. But he just had

0:53:22.280 --> 0:53:27.759
<v Speaker 1>He just had like friction. Okay, he looks like he

0:53:30.719 --> 0:53:34.160
<v Speaker 1>He's an expressive, passionate, outgoing person who does not believe

0:53:34.160 --> 0:53:36.360
<v Speaker 1>in holding back. He's a father of two amazing children.

0:53:36.760 --> 0:53:39.400
<v Speaker 1>He loves to make happy he has. He's been a

0:53:39.520 --> 0:53:41.600
<v Speaker 1>romantic and says that even as a child, he was

0:53:41.640 --> 0:53:44.160
<v Speaker 1>known for writing incredible love letters and always being the

0:53:44.160 --> 0:53:47.600
<v Speaker 1>guy to surprise his crushes with mixtapes and flowers. He's

0:53:47.600 --> 0:53:51.160
<v Speaker 1>looking for a woman to be his other half. Okay,

0:53:51.800 --> 0:53:54.400
<v Speaker 1>it's very sweet. Okay, he wanted sweet. One of his

0:53:54.440 --> 0:53:58.120
<v Speaker 1>favorite pastimes is people watching. I used to kill them

0:53:58.200 --> 0:54:03.080
<v Speaker 1>to to mark get a mark, and then fucking dismember them.

0:54:03.960 --> 0:54:06.880
<v Speaker 1>He has never ridden a horse, but he really wants to.

0:54:07.200 --> 0:54:09.880
<v Speaker 1>He's a dreamer because he's gonna ride up the horse.

0:54:10.120 --> 0:54:15.239
<v Speaker 1>And I disagree. I think he's sweet, but I don't

0:54:15.239 --> 0:54:18.080
<v Speaker 1>think it's more. I think he's a bunch of tas

0:54:18.320 --> 0:54:19.719
<v Speaker 1>you can see on Instagram as much. Do you think

0:54:19.760 --> 0:54:27.640
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna like him? Okay, she's I think you're right. Oh,

0:54:29.560 --> 0:54:33.200
<v Speaker 1>for the people people at home are incredible, by the way,

0:54:34.120 --> 0:54:37.640
<v Speaker 1>to the people that showed up in person, yeah, these

0:54:37.680 --> 0:54:40.480
<v Speaker 1>I love. I'm so grateful, and again thank you to

0:54:40.560 --> 0:54:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Dynasty Typewriter. And we will keep it clipping. They think

0:54:43.200 --> 0:54:45.239
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna get people. They think that he's going to

0:54:45.320 --> 0:54:47.960
<v Speaker 1>get the horse date and that they think that she's

0:54:48.000 --> 0:54:50.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna like him? And what are people staying at home?

0:54:50.480 --> 0:54:52.200
<v Speaker 1>We'll check him before we do another round. What are

0:54:52.239 --> 0:54:56.319
<v Speaker 1>the people saying. Do they think that she's gonna like him? Yeah?

0:54:56.400 --> 0:54:58.720
<v Speaker 1>Everyone saying it looks like he's probably gonna get the horse,

0:54:58.800 --> 0:55:06.239
<v Speaker 1>dak he's a creeper slash serial killer. On the first night,

0:55:06.440 --> 0:55:08.799
<v Speaker 1>what drunk on the first crying on the first time,

0:55:10.440 --> 0:55:12.920
<v Speaker 1>crying on the first night, crying on the first night.

0:55:12.960 --> 0:55:15.000
<v Speaker 1>I want to get married. There's a dead body under

0:55:15.040 --> 0:55:18.840
<v Speaker 1>the All right, we're gonna double time out here we go, Rob,

0:55:18.920 --> 0:55:22.080
<v Speaker 1>you have this guy is definitely a player. Everybody. My

0:55:22.200 --> 0:55:26.000
<v Speaker 1>name's Jeff from from New Jersey. Here it comes Jeff,

0:55:26.040 --> 0:55:36.040
<v Speaker 1>Here comes Jeff. No, he's from a Jackie Collins novel. Yo. Yeah,

0:55:36.200 --> 0:55:40.960
<v Speaker 1>he's a jiggalow go. He's from New Jersey. He comes

0:55:40.960 --> 0:55:43.080
<v Speaker 1>from a big Italian family. He's looking to find the

0:55:43.160 --> 0:55:46.279
<v Speaker 1>love that his parents had. Of course he does. He

0:55:48.040 --> 0:55:50.560
<v Speaker 1>only runs his hand, his fingers through his hair. On

0:55:50.560 --> 0:55:55.280
<v Speaker 1>one side, jeff family is everything, and he still finds

0:55:55.320 --> 0:55:58.279
<v Speaker 1>time every weekend to mow his parents lawn. You still

0:56:01.120 --> 0:56:04.440
<v Speaker 1>laundry and sit down for a big Italian dinner. When

0:56:04.480 --> 0:56:07.040
<v Speaker 1>he's not showing down on the plate of his mom's

0:56:07.040 --> 0:56:10.959
<v Speaker 1>home cooked meal, Jeff is dealing with his client both

0:56:11.000 --> 0:56:14.759
<v Speaker 1>in and out of the operating room. He is skin salary.

0:56:15.480 --> 0:56:23.560
<v Speaker 1>That is artificial. I want what are your rob keep doing?

0:56:24.280 --> 0:56:27.400
<v Speaker 1>He's an artificial skin sales rep. Hey, I got your

0:56:27.600 --> 0:56:31.600
<v Speaker 1>your blonde skin, your tanned skin. Wait a minute, what's

0:56:31.600 --> 0:56:35.239
<v Speaker 1>the past that real skin is so expensive? You get

0:56:36.040 --> 0:56:39.160
<v Speaker 1>I got you. I'm assuming this was like somebody gets

0:56:39.160 --> 0:56:45.960
<v Speaker 1>burnt or something like that. Yes, grass black anymore or

0:56:46.280 --> 0:56:50.719
<v Speaker 1>it's silence of the lamb ship people. Is she gonna

0:56:50.719 --> 0:56:52.840
<v Speaker 1>be dild o'bey gonna be able to get past go?

0:56:53.360 --> 0:56:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Is she is she gonna find that compassionate or creepy?

0:56:56.000 --> 0:56:57.680
<v Speaker 1>I personally think she's gonna love this dude. I'm going

0:56:57.719 --> 0:57:00.520
<v Speaker 1>to school. She can get alone with a Brandon his

0:57:00.600 --> 0:57:03.960
<v Speaker 1>will you know his family and his professional life. Here

0:57:04.120 --> 0:57:09.319
<v Speaker 1>a great place someone to find the one thing he's missing. Love.

0:57:11.320 --> 0:57:17.160
<v Speaker 1>Jeff to be a c agent, going and alright taking

0:57:17.200 --> 0:57:20.560
<v Speaker 1>an adventurous woman. I like this skin salesman. I'm just

0:57:20.560 --> 0:57:23.640
<v Speaker 1>seeing the skin game for now. I'm going I'm gonna

0:57:23.720 --> 0:57:30.760
<v Speaker 1>join the CIA someday and the Zippers. Okay, John all right?

0:57:30.840 --> 0:57:35.280
<v Speaker 1>John John is from Pacific Beach. He's a thrill seeker,

0:57:35.400 --> 0:57:37.680
<v Speaker 1>and he says on The Bachelor rete thrill he will find.

0:57:38.040 --> 0:57:40.120
<v Speaker 1>He's getting his pilot license. I like that. I'm gonna

0:57:40.120 --> 0:57:43.160
<v Speaker 1>have geek as will Uh. He loves. He's a San

0:57:43.160 --> 0:57:45.040
<v Speaker 1>Diego guy. He's looking for somebody who's genuine, honest and

0:57:45.120 --> 0:57:48.120
<v Speaker 1>willing to challenge him. He hates Oh, he loves when

0:57:48.120 --> 0:57:50.720
<v Speaker 1>a woman is confident in her natural beauty. That turns

0:57:50.760 --> 0:57:54.880
<v Speaker 1>him on. Uh more than anything. He has little talents

0:57:54.920 --> 0:57:59.440
<v Speaker 1>for anybody being unfaithful or dishonest, which means he cheats.

0:58:00.200 --> 0:58:06.760
<v Speaker 1>You think so and uh he's uh veget I can't say, Oh,

0:58:07.000 --> 0:58:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Aaron has written something else. I can't say it. She

0:58:11.920 --> 0:58:17.040
<v Speaker 1>can say it. Heves. Uh. He says, if you've never

0:58:17.080 --> 0:58:19.320
<v Speaker 1>heard of a Kiwi Barry John wants you to google

0:58:19.360 --> 0:58:21.400
<v Speaker 1>him and eat one immediately. I feel like if we

0:58:21.480 --> 0:58:30.160
<v Speaker 1>haven't heard of it, it's probably not readily available. I'm sorry, Yeah, okay,

0:58:26.480 --> 0:58:33.440
<v Speaker 1>you Aaron. He thinks he thinks swing dancing is so

0:58:33.520 --> 0:58:38.120
<v Speaker 1>much fun because he's getting Okay, Next al right, he's

0:58:38.160 --> 0:58:41.320
<v Speaker 1>like he's got a precious gateboy vibe. Yeah, he's adorable.

0:58:41.480 --> 0:58:44.600
<v Speaker 1>He's adorable, but I don't think Bill do bay. Okay.

0:58:44.640 --> 0:58:47.720
<v Speaker 1>Next up we have Josh. She's twenty five from Miami.

0:58:47.800 --> 0:58:52.680
<v Speaker 1>He's cute. He's an I T consultant. Um. Hold please hope,

0:58:52.680 --> 0:58:59.919
<v Speaker 1>please excuse me? That's right? Okay, he is Um. He's

0:59:00.040 --> 0:59:05.080
<v Speaker 1>from Florida. He uh, he loves hard and he says

0:59:06.160 --> 0:59:09.640
<v Speaker 1>he loves hard. He's opening with that could be cray.

0:59:09.720 --> 0:59:11.880
<v Speaker 1>He says, there's really no other way to put it.

0:59:11.960 --> 0:59:15.680
<v Speaker 1>I might put cray. Then, um, he's humble, kind hearted,

0:59:15.720 --> 0:59:18.520
<v Speaker 1>and goofy. But he's also a hopeless romantic. If you

0:59:18.560 --> 0:59:20.960
<v Speaker 1>say loves hard, other way to put a hopeless romantic

0:59:21.000 --> 0:59:25.920
<v Speaker 1>that's like in the first that might be the motive. Um,

0:59:25.960 --> 0:59:28.600
<v Speaker 1>but he's a hopeless romantic who's been very in touch

0:59:28.640 --> 0:59:33.040
<v Speaker 1>with his emotions. Oh, he's gonna crying, okay. Um. He's

0:59:33.040 --> 0:59:35.520
<v Speaker 1>looking for a woman that's kind, open minded, ambitious, and

0:59:35.600 --> 0:59:39.240
<v Speaker 1>adventurous love that constantly strives to be genuine. Wants to

0:59:39.240 --> 0:59:41.840
<v Speaker 1>find a partner who will do the same. Okay. He's

0:59:41.880 --> 0:59:43.800
<v Speaker 1>extremely family aren't and he wants to bring someone to

0:59:43.800 --> 0:59:45.440
<v Speaker 1>bring home to his amazing family for a night of

0:59:45.480 --> 0:59:48.080
<v Speaker 1>barbecue and playing cards as a dream come true. I

0:59:48.120 --> 0:59:50.959
<v Speaker 1>love barbecue in cards. I think he's in my top three.

0:59:51.160 --> 0:59:53.840
<v Speaker 1>I love cards. I'm not even joking. I love barbecue

0:59:53.880 --> 0:59:58.360
<v Speaker 1>and cards. She needs someone that loves hard. He show

0:59:58.440 --> 1:00:00.680
<v Speaker 1>his future wife and kids the same at conditional love

1:00:00.680 --> 1:00:03.520
<v Speaker 1>he had growing up. Um. He hopes to travel to Asia.

1:00:03.800 --> 1:00:07.240
<v Speaker 1>He has to sleep on the right side of the bed,

1:00:07.520 --> 1:00:11.160
<v Speaker 1>and he starts celebrating Christmas in October. I like, Josh,

1:00:12.600 --> 1:00:16.600
<v Speaker 1>wake up, wake up, it's October first. Shut up. I

1:00:16.680 --> 1:00:20.520
<v Speaker 1>like you for her for me. I like Josh, I

1:00:20.640 --> 1:00:23.680
<v Speaker 1>like Christmas, I like barbecue, and I like cards. So

1:00:23.680 --> 1:00:27.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put Josh for me storky like enough, I'm

1:00:27.880 --> 1:00:31.400
<v Speaker 1>putting him down as a villain. Okay, great, all right, Next,

1:00:32.240 --> 1:00:34.760
<v Speaker 1>Dr Banana, What do you guys think does Katie does

1:00:34.800 --> 1:00:38.800
<v Speaker 1>Josh have a hot Instagram? Okay? Great, you can't find it?

1:00:39.360 --> 1:00:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Which is what she wants? Okay, I just gold her? Okay,

1:00:44.400 --> 1:00:47.760
<v Speaker 1>what are we on? Justin? Next? We have just okay,

1:00:47.760 --> 1:00:51.560
<v Speaker 1>we're making this quick twenty six investment sales consultant? Who

1:00:51.720 --> 1:00:57.000
<v Speaker 1>is it? Okay? Um, Justin does not like to dance

1:00:57.120 --> 1:01:03.520
<v Speaker 1>at all? Had you have no joy the path for

1:01:03.560 --> 1:01:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Aaron and I? Or when we try to have to

1:01:06.000 --> 1:01:07.680
<v Speaker 1>dance with us? I think I know why he doesn't

1:01:07.680 --> 1:01:10.840
<v Speaker 1>like to dance, but I'm not gonna say why. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>what you don't like? Why doesn't he like to dance?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? I think this dude has a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>white friends and he doesn't like to dance because they'll

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<v Speaker 1>put the pressure on him to be a really good dancer.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's probably a marginally talented dancer. Right, larginally talented

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<v Speaker 1>dancer is better? Why I don't like the freestyle rap right,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I don't know. I just everybody's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh man calls about the rap, oh hell yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, hey, I don't have the expectation is

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<v Speaker 1>to him? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it makes sense even trying.

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<v Speaker 1>But you've been trying? Is it means you know you've Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. I'm so disappointed that there's a person that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't like to dance. I don't ask me to. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>co tar lady and gentleman, isn't it how wait? Wait, wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I do have to say this? What wait? Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>talk to me. This is this is for us, talk

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Um okay, but she's wait, hold on, hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this is talking about a woman who wants Trustworter.

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<v Speaker 1>They committed the idea of teamwork in a relationship. She's

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<v Speaker 1>passionate about fitness, but also loves to enjoy Dave barbecuing

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<v Speaker 1>and a good bottle of Solve Block. That's you. I

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<v Speaker 1>like him. I'm gonna braid your hair so tight. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I think Jess could be top three. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>guys think top three for Justin? I don't know, but

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<v Speaker 1>I do like a man that loves a woman. That

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<v Speaker 1>loves solf blank all right, top three because he won't

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<v Speaker 1>dam us? Why because he doesn't like to dance? Whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't kill you. I mean, you know the first

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<v Speaker 1>guy I said it was a district attorney, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he's a villain. The district attorney's a villain. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta put that as the villa your names nailing it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I'm not. I actually circling justin. He's

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<v Speaker 1>he could be in my top three. I I think

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<v Speaker 1>he sounds sweet. Okay, up next, peget take it away?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't want god. I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like he's been on the show before. Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>kind of confused because yeah, he's a dandy. You're right,

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<v Speaker 1>and he speaks English and French. But here's the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm ford or against it. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a motivational speaker. Again, I got what If he's motivating people,

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<v Speaker 1>Carl isn't thirsty, then motivation a marriage and I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>read this. Carl is a charismatic, confident guy here to

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<v Speaker 1>find his form. He lets have a good time and

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<v Speaker 1>making a good time for everyone around him. Long term

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<v Speaker 1>relationship in the past, but hard time fully committing. He

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<v Speaker 1>has professional goals that have outweighed his personal once. Now

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<v Speaker 1>well now I've done that. Now all that has changed.

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<v Speaker 1>Carl is ready to make funny. His wife is priority.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to find this he wants off the charts chemistry. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>who wants the Oh she should be fun and spunky.

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<v Speaker 1>Also love those same qualities in him, so he's needed

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<v Speaker 1>right away. Um, he will take you jet skiing on

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<v Speaker 1>a date and then read you a poem. No oh, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>he wrote himself. Even worse. No, I can't imagine a date.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like less than somebody dragging me on a

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<v Speaker 1>jet ski to that, although it would be so amazing,

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<v Speaker 1>imagine getting brought on a jet ski and have somebody

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<v Speaker 1>like I wrote this. The waves are so blue. I

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<v Speaker 1>go over the web. You are my wave. I love

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<v Speaker 1>us to do get in my pants via the way

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<v Speaker 1>looky here to his bullet point is Carl's favorite holidays

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<v Speaker 1>New Year's Day, because he loves the feeling of a

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<v Speaker 1>fresh start. I'm gonna put thirsty because I hate to

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<v Speaker 1>say I love Year's Day. I really do. I love

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<v Speaker 1>I like I. Actually I don't like him, but I

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<v Speaker 1>like fresh I don't like New Year's Gig because I

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<v Speaker 1>get sad because it means that that I love. I

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<v Speaker 1>love Halloween, Thanksgiving, my birthday, Christmas. You know I hit

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<v Speaker 1>that ship hard. You know I've heard hard. I love

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<v Speaker 1>New Year's Day. There's great football games, it's great college

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<v Speaker 1>football games. And then you life my birthday. Alright, you're

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<v Speaker 1>pretty sports. You don't look at like, Oh now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to lose weight and stop drinking. Fuck, it's down

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<v Speaker 1>started after my birthday. Maybe I'll start after you, like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's start after Carl's birthday. Alright, alright, captain? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing over there? Captain? Captain is just staying away. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find any any true interesting piece of information

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<v Speaker 1>about Kyle Kyle. Kyle is all lies all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>He is a no yeah no biography. I skimmed it.

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<v Speaker 1>And he wants he wants to live a romantic comedy. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>He likes romance. He likes to be romantic, he likes

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<v Speaker 1>to be compassionate. Like I swear to God, this could

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<v Speaker 1>be about anybody. There's nothing specifically about hates mayonnaise and mustard.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate Manning. I like him now. I love my

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<v Speaker 1>number one does he love ketchup. I love ketchup. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say villain. You say to three? You even at Hope. Please,

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<v Speaker 1>so the people of the Okay, clap if you think

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<v Speaker 1>he's a villain. Clap if you think he's top three,

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<v Speaker 1>it's split Anna. One of the people at home think

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<v Speaker 1>villain or top three? Plas harding girl. There's never been

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<v Speaker 1>a good Kyle Kyle dun again. We love Kyle dun again. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>never been a good Kyle Away. By the way, really

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<v Speaker 1>shout out to the people at home coming and great

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<v Speaker 1>with the comments. Do you trust a person that does

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<v Speaker 1>not like condiments? I love a condiment. I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>like mayonnaise, but I love a condis the worst man? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>will spoon, I will take a full of mayonnaise and

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<v Speaker 1>shove it in my mind. I would I would eat

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<v Speaker 1>my way to four hunderd pounds. If you locked me

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<v Speaker 1>in a peanut butter factory for a weekend, I would

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<v Speaker 1>literally eat the entire bat had come out, just like

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<v Speaker 1>all the gum would be gone from my hair. But Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot know you and your love of made listen.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't make a nice They called post to sound

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<v Speaker 1>you too. What are you okay, Doug? Okay, So we're

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<v Speaker 1>up next and we have the production team. First noticeable

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<v Speaker 1>cross necklace, cross necklace? All right, he's twenty five basketball

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<v Speaker 1>coach Dallas, Texas whatever. He's outgoing successful collegiate basketball career, career.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't recognize him, so it's not successful. People call

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<v Speaker 1>me Sunshine working hard to get a master's degree in

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<v Speaker 1>global business. He's ready for marriage and children. His priorities

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<v Speaker 1>in life have changed, and he wants to find his soulmate.

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<v Speaker 1>Blah blah. He's a believer. He wants a best friend

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<v Speaker 1>he can be goofy with. He's a strong lover. That's weird. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he confuses me. I can't tell if he's

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<v Speaker 1>good or evil. His major turn off is someone who

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<v Speaker 1>won't mix well with his family. Um, he's figured out

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<v Speaker 1>there's a difference between love for someone and being in love. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I think he's not. His nickname is Sunshine,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's a true, proud and loyal believer. Yeah alright,

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<v Speaker 1>and Christmas he's a simple man. I like Christmas length too,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not mad at the beeB, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>we think it only E's gonna make it to tough tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he crazy drunk on the He's not drunk on

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<v Speaker 1>the first night. He's right, so he's he's okay. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>how's everybody doing? We have we have one more row everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? I see we're keeping a moving We got

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<v Speaker 1>one row left. Alright. We're just trying to not hold

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<v Speaker 1>everybody hostage because it's East Coast. Is nine thirty on

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<v Speaker 1>the we haven't been out of our home since fifteen months.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been so lonely. It's your hard year. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to add. Oh it's this song, isn't This

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<v Speaker 1>isn't my song? It isn't a case? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't anyway. I don't like to do. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like to do my father I was born Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to be there, he go. I have my

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<v Speaker 1>short son already to add more men to keep this

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<v Speaker 1>night going. People. Check myself again, my guy an accountant.

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<v Speaker 1>This is who I am. I've come to terms with it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is who I am. Why do you think we're

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<v Speaker 1>all friends? All right? Rob? You're all of these people

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<v Speaker 1>are either real estate agents or accountants. Marcus, here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>Marcus or skin salesman. Uh. Marcus is a real estate agent,

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<v Speaker 1>skin salesman salesman. The skin game was locked down for

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<v Speaker 1>a whole year, and they're back. Marcus is a sweet guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He can he cannot be with someone who is happy

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<v Speaker 1>sitting on their laurels all day long, dreams out here?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready to retire? Who the funk? Says that

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<v Speaker 1>someone that's over eighty. I love sitting on my laurels.

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<v Speaker 1>Sitting on my laurels, laurels. Um. He loves to play

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<v Speaker 1>board games, Monopoly being his all time favorite. I love

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<v Speaker 1>board games, Golden Girls Portland loves Portland's Catty, Marcus says. See.

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<v Speaker 1>When describing himself as a lover, Marcus says he is amazing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't say that about yourself. And he likes to

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<v Speaker 1>have music playing at all times. He fears a world

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<v Speaker 1>where soap does not exist. Oh my god, I love

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<v Speaker 1>this show so much. Marcus. There's literally no place I'd

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<v Speaker 1>rather be right now than in a world where you

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<v Speaker 1>would love to be Spider Man for a day, even

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<v Speaker 1>though he's terrified something. He would love to be Spider

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<v Speaker 1>Man for a day, even though he's afraid of spiders,

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<v Speaker 1>he's Craig Craig. It makes this makes me feel better

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<v Speaker 1>about I love it just a day thing, like he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to commit too much to it, Like a

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<v Speaker 1>day will be enough. It seems really exciting, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna wear off quickly. Just shoot a few webs, fly

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<v Speaker 1>around a little bit, and go home. Right, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you feel? How do you feel about Marcus? Carl I

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<v Speaker 1>picked Marcus to be the winner? You did? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you want? Just for a day? He's just generic enough. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also like, I don't remember why I thought his

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<v Speaker 1>instagram is hot. He's really hot. He's hot. And he's

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<v Speaker 1>from the Pacific Northwest. Okay, oh they both live in

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<v Speaker 1>the woods. I'm later ask me, what were you saying?

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<v Speaker 1>He's thirty one, he's from the Pacific Northwest? Why else

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<v Speaker 1>do you think? Just those two great? Okay? And he's

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<v Speaker 1>got a hot Instagram. I will tell you this. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a he's a hypocrite and who says I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>people who rest on their laurels, but supports the Los

1:14:20.680 --> 1:14:23.720
<v Speaker 1>Angeles Lakers. Los Angeles got kicked out the playoffs last night.

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<v Speaker 1>What everybody says is seventeen championships, though yeah, man, you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about championships. They won, thank you, they rested on

1:14:32.040 --> 1:14:34.599
<v Speaker 1>your laurels. I don't know what the fun is. That's right, Aaron?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you in love to my right? So? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>technically they won last year, But the point is I

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<v Speaker 1>hate the Lakers. Yeah, that's they're they're They're the fucking

1:14:45.960 --> 1:14:51.800
<v Speaker 1>they're the fucking Patriots with the basketball better. They're better

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<v Speaker 1>than the Patriots. Needs to say something, Well, I think

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<v Speaker 1>he's super hard. I didn't. I didn't really see like

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<v Speaker 1>the Lakers. I mean that's a gross No. No, he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't like the Lakers. He doesn't like the Lakers. The Lakers.

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<v Speaker 1>He does market love, Marc. You're not a fan of

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<v Speaker 1>fucking Damian Lillard and you're you're live in Portland's Ironically,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a fan of Mathew Lillard from Scream and Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>up next we have Marty. Okay, okay, here's what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say about Marty. I'm not gonna say too much,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna say, Aaron, can you hold up your sign?

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<v Speaker 1>He looks like the lead singer from I Will I

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<v Speaker 1>will happily accept this man into my tribe. Gorgeous. He

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<v Speaker 1>is gorgeous. He's five. He's a dancer from Reno. He

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<v Speaker 1>has big energy, big confidence, and lots of love to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think this man is gay. He's uh poor.

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<v Speaker 1>He loves horseback riding. He explicitly prefers to watch movies indoors,

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<v Speaker 1>which I totally agree with him. Anytime somebody's like we

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<v Speaker 1>got the projector in the backyard, I'm like, let's go inside. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's mosquitoes out here. Uh. And the way into his

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<v Speaker 1>heart is through a good bottle of cologne. Uh, the

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<v Speaker 1>one hanging Earringay, he's not gay. He is like a

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<v Speaker 1>fuck machine. Yeah you know what. He is a player.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one are the other. He's like a little he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like a he's like a trash it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>part trashy because it's Reno and that's a trash festival

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<v Speaker 1>of dreams. And then he's a dancer, so he's trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get out a Reno. He's thirsty. Thursday, Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Coming up next, we have Michael ian Black

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<v Speaker 1>like looks like Michael. I don't have him. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have his cheat sheet, but he was one of my

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<v Speaker 1>top three. Okay, this is a number one he loves.

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<v Speaker 1>He loves nineties, R and B and rap music. Also

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<v Speaker 1>sort of why he makes a mean plate of Dino duggets. Kids, kids,

1:17:15.040 --> 1:17:19.559
<v Speaker 1>he makes chicken nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs. Okay,

1:17:21.840 --> 1:17:25.519
<v Speaker 1>so he doesn't do our Okay, wait, here we go,

1:17:25.600 --> 1:17:28.960
<v Speaker 1>here we go. You can't focus up, focus up. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a single dad. She ready is dildobe, ready to be

1:17:32.240 --> 1:17:34.400
<v Speaker 1>a stepmom. I think she could be. I think she's

1:17:35.240 --> 1:17:39.759
<v Speaker 1>who'ld revolves around his amazing for you old son James. Sweet.

1:17:39.960 --> 1:17:42.439
<v Speaker 1>That's sweet. When it comes to dating, the two of

1:17:42.560 --> 1:17:45.160
<v Speaker 1>them are a packaged deal, and Michael wouldn't have it

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<v Speaker 1>any other way. He lives a life that is incredibly

1:17:47.800 --> 1:17:50.439
<v Speaker 1>fulfilling and says he's more than ready to find someone

1:17:50.479 --> 1:17:53.559
<v Speaker 1>to share with. His dream woman is compassionate, empathetic, resilient

1:17:53.680 --> 1:17:56.320
<v Speaker 1>and not easily offended and witty. Woman with a funny

1:17:56.360 --> 1:17:58.920
<v Speaker 1>bone and a self deprecating sense of humor is a

1:17:59.040 --> 1:18:01.120
<v Speaker 1>huge turn on from my goal, and he loves when

1:18:01.160 --> 1:18:04.640
<v Speaker 1>a woman has strong convictions and stands up against ignorance.

1:18:05.160 --> 1:18:07.160
<v Speaker 1>He basically read her bio and I was like, I

1:18:07.360 --> 1:18:11.240
<v Speaker 1>want you. Um. Michael says that life is short and

1:18:11.240 --> 1:18:12.920
<v Speaker 1>then he's ready to find a woman who makes a

1:18:13.080 --> 1:18:17.400
<v Speaker 1>better person every day. Um and uh yeah, so all right,

1:18:17.479 --> 1:18:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I think he's a contender. I think Michael is a contender.

1:18:20.640 --> 1:18:23.760
<v Speaker 1>He's just boring enough to win. He was talk three

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<v Speaker 1>before weeks ago when we started talking about the way

1:18:27.600 --> 1:18:33.000
<v Speaker 1>we have insider info about it. He's a widower. Oh

1:18:35.479 --> 1:18:40.400
<v Speaker 1>he seems like really like sweet and cute. Is that

1:18:40.520 --> 1:18:42.519
<v Speaker 1>going to be too much? Is it gonna be? No,

1:18:42.720 --> 1:18:46.439
<v Speaker 1>you're shaking your head. No clap if you think that

1:18:46.520 --> 1:18:50.599
<v Speaker 1>he's going to make it to the top three. Cloud

1:18:51.560 --> 1:18:55.720
<v Speaker 1>clap if you think he's gonna win. Okay, alright, right,

1:18:56.040 --> 1:18:59.200
<v Speaker 1>all right, up next we have Mike Aaron take it

1:18:59.240 --> 1:19:02.680
<v Speaker 1>away with my I have justin Oh, no, you have

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Mike is wait a minute, I think we just

1:19:05.280 --> 1:19:09.800
<v Speaker 1>did Michael. Right, Sorry Mike, so flip your the next one.

1:19:11.040 --> 1:19:14.080
<v Speaker 1>You already did my apologize and Harry thinking is right?

1:19:14.880 --> 1:19:19.200
<v Speaker 1>I have no Yeah, next Mike, Next, I'm sorry real quick.

1:19:19.600 --> 1:19:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Thirty one Jim owner San Diego. So many problems already. Um.

1:19:25.160 --> 1:19:27.960
<v Speaker 1>When people find out the great looking guy used to

1:19:28.040 --> 1:19:31.240
<v Speaker 1>play professional baseball, they assume that must be a player,

1:19:31.360 --> 1:19:33.680
<v Speaker 1>but actually couldn't freeze further from the truth. Okay, the

1:19:33.720 --> 1:19:35.320
<v Speaker 1>fact that you have to say that means you are

1:19:36.160 --> 1:19:38.720
<v Speaker 1>you can like to visit. He does not like the

1:19:39.320 --> 1:19:45.880
<v Speaker 1>He does not like dessert. Um, Mike villain him did

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<v Speaker 1>someone say kill him? Villain villain villain? Sorry, sorry, I'm

1:19:53.720 --> 1:19:58.599
<v Speaker 1>so sorry. We're not going to look at you go hard,

1:19:58.760 --> 1:20:04.479
<v Speaker 1>you're coming and you're live. Audience is spoken. I'm probably

1:20:04.840 --> 1:20:11.080
<v Speaker 1>he's the next Bachelor, Mike san Diego says. Mike occasionally

1:20:11.280 --> 1:20:16.639
<v Speaker 1>describes himself as basic. Wow, okay, but that's this shall

1:20:16.960 --> 1:20:19.519
<v Speaker 1>all right? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how

1:20:19.640 --> 1:20:22.759
<v Speaker 1>much confidence that would exude if you were his partner.

1:20:23.240 --> 1:20:26.400
<v Speaker 1>He's looking for a woman who loves staying active, will

1:20:26.439 --> 1:20:28.720
<v Speaker 1>make him laugh, and most importantly, has the same set

1:20:28.800 --> 1:20:32.000
<v Speaker 1>of values. Are we screaming like? O? C fucking gross

1:20:32.040 --> 1:20:34.920
<v Speaker 1>conservative Republican. Mike's family is extremely important to him. Get

1:20:35.000 --> 1:20:37.679
<v Speaker 1>in lines. He's also looking to find someone whose parents

1:20:38.160 --> 1:20:42.479
<v Speaker 1>three sisters absolutely like his life. Ready to share? Yeah, okay,

1:20:42.640 --> 1:20:49.679
<v Speaker 1>maybe villas villain villain clapper villain clapper villain villain. Yeah,

1:20:50.000 --> 1:20:54.080
<v Speaker 1>anybody think he's gonna be top three? Okay? Alright, Courtney

1:20:56.280 --> 1:21:01.720
<v Speaker 1>spelled Quartney Nutrition on entrepreneur. I don't know about an

1:21:01.840 --> 1:21:05.000
<v Speaker 1>entrepreneur Dallas, Texas. When it comes to putting it all

1:21:05.080 --> 1:21:07.519
<v Speaker 1>out there for love, Courtney is not afraid to make

1:21:07.560 --> 1:21:10.080
<v Speaker 1>a spectacle. He's a compassionate, carrying, honest man who's going

1:21:10.120 --> 1:21:12.439
<v Speaker 1>to make romantic gestures that make his partner feel special

1:21:12.880 --> 1:21:18.400
<v Speaker 1>and for a woman who is outgoing, ambitious, like minded.

1:21:18.439 --> 1:21:21.040
<v Speaker 1>When it comes to religious beliefs, that's fair which are

1:21:21.080 --> 1:21:24.040
<v Speaker 1>important to him. He loves a daydream about having a family.

1:21:25.600 --> 1:21:29.599
<v Speaker 1>Jesus the number one thing. He is looking for someone

1:21:29.680 --> 1:21:35.280
<v Speaker 1>to be an amazing mother to his future children. So okay, okay, okay. Oh.

1:21:35.360 --> 1:21:37.639
<v Speaker 1>He wants to leave a legacy. He needs a partner

1:21:37.680 --> 1:21:43.560
<v Speaker 1>who stay side by side with him and build an empire,

1:21:43.720 --> 1:21:48.760
<v Speaker 1>a lot of legacies. Oh you think Thursday, Do you

1:21:48.840 --> 1:21:54.519
<v Speaker 1>think legacy is for Instagram? No, No legacy. If I

1:21:54.600 --> 1:21:56.920
<v Speaker 1>think it's like a, it's a. It's the idea of

1:21:57.520 --> 1:21:59.880
<v Speaker 1>we are going to be the king and queen of

1:22:00.040 --> 1:22:02.760
<v Speaker 1>our lives. We're gonna be empower, We're gonna be a

1:22:02.840 --> 1:22:06.799
<v Speaker 1>power couple. We're gonna leave a legacy. Are you asking

1:22:06.840 --> 1:22:09.040
<v Speaker 1>me to do this or you described it? I have

1:22:09.200 --> 1:22:13.200
<v Speaker 1>been asking you for six years. Are you awake? You're up?

1:22:13.280 --> 1:22:17.880
<v Speaker 1>My friend? Thomas? Or we got three left? Thomas is next?

1:22:18.240 --> 1:22:25.639
<v Speaker 1>Thomas Thomas Thomas. He wonders if the rock really can

1:22:25.840 --> 1:22:32.760
<v Speaker 1>eat everything? What? No, the rock eats so clean that

1:22:33.240 --> 1:22:39.559
<v Speaker 1>can really? Yeah, So he's basically a conspiracy theorist when

1:22:39.640 --> 1:22:42.519
<v Speaker 1>it comes to the Rock in his professed eating habits.

1:22:42.840 --> 1:22:46.240
<v Speaker 1>So this guy is already interesting with a lower case I.

1:22:49.439 --> 1:22:52.920
<v Speaker 1>His favorite flower is a sunflower, which is what guys

1:22:53.000 --> 1:22:55.280
<v Speaker 1>say when you ask them what their favorite favorite flower

1:22:55.439 --> 1:22:57.920
<v Speaker 1>is because they don't think about it for goddamn second

1:22:58.240 --> 1:23:02.160
<v Speaker 1>their entire life. And and why is he sitting around

1:23:02.160 --> 1:23:04.880
<v Speaker 1>admitting that he rocked the ed hardy? Look? Hey, not

1:23:05.000 --> 1:23:07.919
<v Speaker 1>only I wear stupid clothes. I also used that expression

1:23:07.960 --> 1:23:12.400
<v Speaker 1>that went along with it. There was also lame. I

1:23:12.439 --> 1:23:15.200
<v Speaker 1>would like to withdraw them from the competition. My name

1:23:16.040 --> 1:23:22.360
<v Speaker 1>is Thomas. All right, are fine guys ready for our

1:23:22.439 --> 1:23:26.920
<v Speaker 1>final two? All right? Take it away? Who has I

1:23:27.000 --> 1:23:31.320
<v Speaker 1>believe the production team has tre Katy Levin. Trey is

1:23:31.400 --> 1:23:35.519
<v Speaker 1>twenty six. He's a software engineer from Covington, Georgia. He's

1:23:35.560 --> 1:23:37.680
<v Speaker 1>a handsome catch with a huge heart. He comes from

1:23:37.680 --> 1:23:40.559
<v Speaker 1>a very close family and described himself, his outgoing, kind hearted,

1:23:40.640 --> 1:23:43.639
<v Speaker 1>and open minded. He's looking for a strong, confident woman

1:23:43.680 --> 1:23:47.240
<v Speaker 1>who was open everything life has to offer. Uh. He

1:23:47.479 --> 1:23:51.559
<v Speaker 1>wants someone who's passionate and spontaneous. His favorite celebrity to meet,

1:23:52.200 --> 1:23:53.840
<v Speaker 1>his favorite activity, well, I don't know why were Their

1:23:54.000 --> 1:23:57.639
<v Speaker 1>favorite activity is to meet his friends for brunch into

1:23:57.640 --> 1:24:02.000
<v Speaker 1>book club, and he loves the harmonica and is irrationally

1:24:02.200 --> 1:24:06.439
<v Speaker 1>terrified of piranhas. I like him. I didn't, I didn't

1:24:06.439 --> 1:24:10.519
<v Speaker 1>know I liked him. I don't really like him. Okay,

1:24:10.800 --> 1:24:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I think he's too regular. Okay, nope, but she's pretty regular.

1:24:16.400 --> 1:24:18.880
<v Speaker 1>But I think she thinks I think she are there.

1:24:18.960 --> 1:24:23.120
<v Speaker 1>Two bachelors are just her so confused. Starts out with

1:24:23.200 --> 1:24:25.919
<v Speaker 1>her and then they're doing Paradise and then they're doing Michelle,

1:24:26.040 --> 1:24:31.759
<v Speaker 1>who we submitted Carl for. She should be so lucky.

1:24:31.960 --> 1:24:37.320
<v Speaker 1>It's not going to happen. No, she should be so lucky. Yeah, people, Yes,

1:24:37.760 --> 1:24:41.840
<v Speaker 1>is a man that likes brunch and book club like

1:24:42.000 --> 1:24:47.760
<v Speaker 1>a regular dude. I mean, I definitely like bunch, all right,

1:24:47.920 --> 1:24:54.040
<v Speaker 1>I liked I like books that okay, all right, I

1:24:54.120 --> 1:24:58.800
<v Speaker 1>mean you gotta eat and you gotta read. Yeah for story, Okay, yeah,

1:24:58.880 --> 1:25:01.120
<v Speaker 1>you know what. That's the It's too bad though, because

1:25:01.160 --> 1:25:04.559
<v Speaker 1>if guys gone together to talk about books, that would

1:25:04.560 --> 1:25:11.120
<v Speaker 1>be kind of sweet. What I'm saying is you do

1:25:11.320 --> 1:25:13.800
<v Speaker 1>read this night, did you? Yeah? We read The Four

1:25:13.800 --> 1:25:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Agreements and we also read the autobiography of Malcolm X. Yeah.

1:25:18.040 --> 1:25:19.800
<v Speaker 1>We talked about it. But it wasn't like a book club.

1:25:20.040 --> 1:25:21.600
<v Speaker 1>That's kind of a book club. I think you had

1:25:21.640 --> 1:25:28.200
<v Speaker 1>a book club that the books. I feel like this, like, hey, guys,

1:25:28.240 --> 1:25:30.200
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have a book gathering. It better not be

1:25:30.280 --> 1:25:34.800
<v Speaker 1>a book club book club. Speaking of book clubs, I'm

1:25:34.880 --> 1:25:39.559
<v Speaker 1>having my or personal side for my book, which I released.

1:25:40.960 --> 1:25:44.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing it in my hometown at Wilburg's General Store,

1:25:46.000 --> 1:25:50.280
<v Speaker 1>Little Compton, Rhode Island, July eleven. It's a Saturday. I'll

1:25:50.320 --> 1:25:53.400
<v Speaker 1>be at the general store Willibur's, which is the only

1:25:53.560 --> 1:25:57.280
<v Speaker 1>store in town. I'll be there with my brother Aleric,

1:25:57.520 --> 1:26:01.160
<v Speaker 1>signing books at eleven am at my first ever live

1:26:01.400 --> 1:26:04.719
<v Speaker 1>in person book signing. If you guys want to come

1:26:05.640 --> 1:26:08.559
<v Speaker 1>come to Little Compton, look for Poel the Crow. I'm

1:26:08.640 --> 1:26:10.320
<v Speaker 1>having my my brother and I will be in the

1:26:10.400 --> 1:26:14.679
<v Speaker 1>general Store, which is like the Nordstrom's of Little Compton.

1:26:15.800 --> 1:26:23.759
<v Speaker 1>All Right, we have one more. It's the box. Okay,

1:26:24.439 --> 1:26:27.320
<v Speaker 1>so there's theories. Tell me what I don't know. The

1:26:27.520 --> 1:26:32.320
<v Speaker 1>theory is dr Banana. Can you tell people? Because yeah,

1:26:32.360 --> 1:26:37.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean people are saying Blake Moyne's from Tatians because

1:26:37.240 --> 1:26:40.960
<v Speaker 1>he's thirsty. That would be cray Crayon thirsty right there.

1:26:42.120 --> 1:26:44.559
<v Speaker 1>He was the crazy guy. That was the Canadian who

1:26:44.600 --> 1:26:47.320
<v Speaker 1>seemed sweet at first and then he like he got

1:26:47.360 --> 1:26:50.519
<v Speaker 1>like the beard and he was like, yeah, he had

1:26:50.560 --> 1:26:53.560
<v Speaker 1>a boner and he was like he was like, I

1:26:53.760 --> 1:26:57.120
<v Speaker 1>called the cook Dementia Claire. Like he didn't say he

1:26:57.240 --> 1:26:59.560
<v Speaker 1>read it. He was like, I purchased that book on

1:26:59.720 --> 1:27:05.080
<v Speaker 1>then show. I was thinking of someone else that then

1:27:05.120 --> 1:27:12.320
<v Speaker 1>he had the bon that's right, he had with the

1:27:12.400 --> 1:27:19.639
<v Speaker 1>other bats. It was a Canadian Like, Okay, here's the deal.

1:27:19.800 --> 1:27:22.160
<v Speaker 1>So we don't hold everybody hostage and so that Dynasty

1:27:22.240 --> 1:27:25.360
<v Speaker 1>will have us back because we can stay on schedule. Dynasty,

1:27:26.000 --> 1:27:28.240
<v Speaker 1>here we go. No, but we want to because the

1:27:28.400 --> 1:27:32.000
<v Speaker 1>they're the jam for another run of applause for Dynasty. Typewriter,

1:27:34.520 --> 1:27:37.439
<v Speaker 1>you need to buy their merge, support their show. Let's

1:27:37.439 --> 1:27:39.320
<v Speaker 1>go to their other in person events, go to their

1:27:39.960 --> 1:27:42.840
<v Speaker 1>their virtual events for the best we love Dynasty. Here

1:27:42.920 --> 1:27:45.560
<v Speaker 1>we go. We're gonna get two full rounds of a

1:27:45.640 --> 1:27:48.000
<v Speaker 1>two and a half minute song. We'll start with one

1:27:48.120 --> 1:27:50.160
<v Speaker 1>round and if we need another, we'll do the second round.

1:27:50.520 --> 1:27:54.879
<v Speaker 1>Make your picks, everybody. Sammy put on a really stressful

1:27:54.960 --> 1:27:57.559
<v Speaker 1>song that is Here we Go. I picked this out.

1:27:57.840 --> 1:28:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Here we Go Blasted. Ammy also lead in. All Right,

1:28:07.040 --> 1:28:10.799
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna start with Katie Levine and go down the line,

1:28:11.120 --> 1:28:12.719
<v Speaker 1>or do you want to start with Doug. We're starting

1:28:12.760 --> 1:28:15.559
<v Speaker 1>with Doug. Now I can go first. Okay, Okay, here

1:28:15.640 --> 1:28:18.679
<v Speaker 1>we go, Katie log it in top three and order.

1:28:18.920 --> 1:28:23.439
<v Speaker 1>Here we go, uh, Greg, Marcus and Michael okay, and

1:28:23.520 --> 1:28:26.000
<v Speaker 1>then I think the next bachelor might be Michael. Okay,

1:28:26.160 --> 1:28:28.439
<v Speaker 1>we're coming close, and he's like, you know, a single dad.

1:28:28.760 --> 1:28:34.400
<v Speaker 1>He looks cool villain. I guess Gabriel. Okay, oh right, right,

1:28:34.439 --> 1:28:37.000
<v Speaker 1>I forgot about Gabriel on the first night. I really

1:28:37.040 --> 1:28:42.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I just I can't do sure, Jeff. I'll

1:28:42.000 --> 1:28:45.960
<v Speaker 1>go with Jeff, and then Thirsty Thirstiest. If it is

1:28:46.040 --> 1:28:50.280
<v Speaker 1>Blake Moyan's it's him. Yeah, okay, great, I love it. Dr.

1:28:50.800 --> 1:28:56.360
<v Speaker 1>But let's do Dr Banana. This woman makes every flyer

1:28:56.720 --> 1:28:59.560
<v Speaker 1>she's such a maniac. She is we have we have

1:28:59.760 --> 1:29:04.559
<v Speaker 1>been such a journey together. I never I know everybody

1:29:04.640 --> 1:29:08.080
<v Speaker 1>here go Okay, my top three in order our Connor

1:29:08.200 --> 1:29:12.599
<v Speaker 1>b yep, Justin and then Marcus yep. My next bachelor

1:29:13.000 --> 1:29:18.400
<v Speaker 1>is Justin okay. Um villain is Gabriel because I think

1:29:18.439 --> 1:29:21.800
<v Speaker 1>he's like the new Bennett. Okay. Uh. Drunk on the

1:29:21.880 --> 1:29:26.280
<v Speaker 1>first night, I wrote Hunter okay. And thirstiest is Carl

1:29:26.320 --> 1:29:29.720
<v Speaker 1>because he's a motivational speaker. Okay, great, I love it

1:29:30.400 --> 1:29:34.280
<v Speaker 1>all right, Next up, I don't remember where's Okarl with

1:29:34.360 --> 1:29:36.719
<v Speaker 1>a k? Where's Carl with I gotta look it up? Okay,

1:29:36.920 --> 1:29:40.040
<v Speaker 1>next up, take it away Bachelor of the year. Um, okay,

1:29:40.160 --> 1:29:45.840
<v Speaker 1>So top three, I've got Marcus, then David yep uh

1:29:46.000 --> 1:29:50.760
<v Speaker 1>and Christian as my third. Okay, great, next bachelor, I

1:29:50.880 --> 1:29:56.240
<v Speaker 1>said Justin? Okay, great, great villain, I said Kyle, Um,

1:29:56.400 --> 1:29:59.040
<v Speaker 1>can we maybe put the grid up with everybody's faces

1:29:59.120 --> 1:30:01.960
<v Speaker 1>just well everybody's that would be great. That's great. Okay,

1:30:02.000 --> 1:30:03.960
<v Speaker 1>great Bill, And I said Kyle, I just don't trust

1:30:04.320 --> 1:30:06.800
<v Speaker 1>his mug. Okay. Great. Drunk on the first night, I

1:30:06.840 --> 1:30:09.000
<v Speaker 1>said Brandon with an oh, the guy with the long

1:30:09.120 --> 1:30:11.920
<v Speaker 1>hair Okay, great, Yeah, I really want him to make

1:30:11.960 --> 1:30:15.000
<v Speaker 1>a scene. Uh thirsty est, I said, Marty with the

1:30:15.120 --> 1:30:18.679
<v Speaker 1>chain and the long ear ring. Great, Craig, Craig Craig,

1:30:18.720 --> 1:30:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I said, Gabriel, Great Gabriel for Craig Craig, the magician,

1:30:24.080 --> 1:30:25.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, the magician. And then I just want to

1:30:25.640 --> 1:30:27.400
<v Speaker 1>give a special shout out. I want something good to

1:30:27.439 --> 1:30:31.719
<v Speaker 1>happen to Jeff, my boyfriend, New Jersey. Something happened with Jeff.

1:30:31.840 --> 1:30:34.320
<v Speaker 1>I do too. I feel like he's gonna kill Paradise.

1:30:34.360 --> 1:30:36.720
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna, yeah, he's gonna kill. He's gonna be like

1:30:37.200 --> 1:30:44.559
<v Speaker 1>definitely like squiring himself around Paradise. Okay, great, Carol Art, Okay,

1:30:44.960 --> 1:30:47.840
<v Speaker 1>I just wanna say that I don't I don't watch

1:30:47.920 --> 1:30:52.120
<v Speaker 1>the show this the Matt season was the first time

1:30:52.200 --> 1:30:55.600
<v Speaker 1>I saw it, So I don't want to disrespect y'all's processes.

1:30:55.920 --> 1:30:59.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah great, this is very professional. So I just want

1:30:59.640 --> 1:31:02.400
<v Speaker 1>to people. I don't want people groaning at me. Although

1:31:02.439 --> 1:31:07.760
<v Speaker 1>I do want to be married with five kids, I

1:31:07.840 --> 1:31:14.519
<v Speaker 1>want seven. Okay, Uh, Top three in order, Marcus Michael Austin. Wait,

1:31:14.560 --> 1:31:18.120
<v Speaker 1>hold please, I gotta I gotta clock that area, Michael,

1:31:18.120 --> 1:31:20.280
<v Speaker 1>which one was Michael and my trip is there Austin,

1:31:26.479 --> 1:31:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Austin the time that the beach white shoes is awesome. Yink,

1:31:31.479 --> 1:31:33.640
<v Speaker 1>He's cool. Yeah, great, Okay, that's cool. I got a

1:31:33.680 --> 1:31:40.439
<v Speaker 1>man crush. Okay, great, Uh ex bachelor, I say Jeff

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<v Speaker 1>from his picture, but I also slashed it with a

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<v Speaker 1>trade with a question mark. Okay, okay, I don't I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I'm sorry, y'all. I'm new to this. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't mean to disrestrate the processes, but I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to pick another black. I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Soon after I agree with you, I think they they

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<v Speaker 1>just generally get it wrong. Yeah. Yeah, So I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go Jeff with that villain, I said Mike, Okay, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, great, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Top three everybody, and then uh drunk

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<v Speaker 1>on the first I said Brandon, Yes, I said Landona,

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<v Speaker 1>Craig Gray, I said Gabriel. That dude is gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a weirdo. Oh yeah yeah yeah, okay, oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, okay, Top three in order. I went for

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<v Speaker 1>Connor with There's only one with two ends Connor B

1:32:40.360 --> 1:32:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Connor B. I then went with Marcus I then chose Greg,

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<v Speaker 1>who's great Greg with Okay. Then for the next Bachelor,

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<v Speaker 1>I said Marcus slash Jeff. Then for Villain, I said

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew the district Attorney is going to be a little

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<v Speaker 1>like just a little dick. And then I picked drunk

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<v Speaker 1>on the first night, Hair Brandon, um, Craig Cray, I

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<v Speaker 1>did Magician, Gabriel and Thirstiest. I did the box. Whoever's

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<v Speaker 1>coming back who I don't care who it is is

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<v Speaker 1>the thirstiest. That's what I picked as the box. Just

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<v Speaker 1>a quick round of applause for Arden for putting this

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<v Speaker 1>entire night together. Dead yet thanks for doing anything just dream.

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<v Speaker 1>I love doing this. Um. I love games. I love games.

1:33:45.680 --> 1:33:49.600
<v Speaker 1>I love games. This whole thing is a game. To spoilers,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to know. It's my games. This is

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<v Speaker 1>my baseball. Top three Alexis Barnaby and Conchilla Top three

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<v Speaker 1>number number number one, Michael, who's that? Who's that? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, single Dad number two, Connor b That's who

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<v Speaker 1>I put button down shirt button shirt number three Tray

1:34:23.280 --> 1:34:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Tray is yeah, okay, came about coming in hot love.

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<v Speaker 1>Piranhas next Bachelor, Greg Greg Hope please? Greg is just

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<v Speaker 1>Aaron Rodgers, James right villain Gabriel, the fucking magician, magician.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna be like, there's a there's a dove, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he's gonna set the house. That's right. But they

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<v Speaker 1>said don't look over there, don't look over there, don't

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<v Speaker 1>look over there, don't look over there. Drunk in the

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<v Speaker 1>first night, the motivational speaker Carl is gonna be fucking shit,

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<v Speaker 1>can like, do you want a drink? And then he's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get chip can thirsty ist my day, sir My

1:35:00.760 --> 1:35:05.759
<v Speaker 1>dancer from Reno, Marty and Craig. Craig is the district

1:35:05.800 --> 1:35:11.040
<v Speaker 1>attorney from fucking and Drew. All right, I'm warning Sammy

1:35:11.160 --> 1:35:13.960
<v Speaker 1>in the booth that I know I Sammy, I know

1:35:14.040 --> 1:35:17.960
<v Speaker 1>I forced you to make your picks, and uh did

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<v Speaker 1>you make them? Because at some point at the end,

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<v Speaker 1>I might ask for your picks just to see. I'm curious.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know what your picks are? Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you willing to play the game of us? I've

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<v Speaker 1>been really busy. Okay, that's fine. What do you mean

1:35:30.439 --> 1:35:35.080
<v Speaker 1>doing doing what? Doing what? Okay? That's fine, fair enough?

1:35:35.160 --> 1:35:38.360
<v Speaker 1>I respect you have one more category. The f FBI

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<v Speaker 1>Most Wanted list, and I put Hunter on. Which one?

1:35:42.520 --> 1:35:46.880
<v Speaker 1>Which one is Hunter? Hunter is the one that kills

1:35:46.960 --> 1:35:49.320
<v Speaker 1>people in the Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got it. Okay, great, Okay. Up next is Paget.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go, Top three in order. Michael,

1:35:57.120 --> 1:36:01.040
<v Speaker 1>Which one is Michael? Oh single that single day? David

1:36:01.760 --> 1:36:05.120
<v Speaker 1>David Okay, David boyband loves in sink, I love. I

1:36:05.200 --> 1:36:08.760
<v Speaker 1>think he's great for her. Connor be Connor by button

1:36:08.840 --> 1:36:12.920
<v Speaker 1>down uton button shirt. Next Bachelor Michael, He's not gonna

1:36:12.960 --> 1:36:17.960
<v Speaker 1>win it, Michael Villain, Jeff Jeff is who I don't

1:36:18.000 --> 1:36:22.120
<v Speaker 1>remember who Jeff is, but I Jeff see he's like

1:36:22.200 --> 1:36:25.639
<v Speaker 1>he's just okay, No, I think okay, he's getting drunk

1:36:25.680 --> 1:36:30.280
<v Speaker 1>on the first night. Brandon Brandon the hair, the hair

1:36:30.560 --> 1:36:37.240
<v Speaker 1>his hair or Brendan No wait, Brandon with a hair? Yeah,

1:36:37.600 --> 1:36:44.000
<v Speaker 1>ruk thirstiest I said Landon, but I think I meant Jeff. Okay,

1:36:44.479 --> 1:36:51.799
<v Speaker 1>who's landing Landon is? I don't Oh, he's the believer Christmas.

1:36:51.880 --> 1:36:54.439
<v Speaker 1>I'n't gonna keep our eye on Brendan. He might be

1:36:54.600 --> 1:36:57.519
<v Speaker 1>a pain. He's the one that's Fachinelli. I'm not I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not completely trust I think thirsty you Canadian. I think

1:37:02.479 --> 1:37:06.120
<v Speaker 1>villain and thirsty. Is it is going to be Jeff okay, great?

1:37:07.880 --> 1:37:12.559
<v Speaker 1>And Craig Cray. Who's Who's Craig Cray? I'll go I'll

1:37:12.600 --> 1:37:16.000
<v Speaker 1>go with the jigglow again. Great, okay, great? Jeff is

1:37:17.400 --> 1:37:20.960
<v Speaker 1>I love Jeff. Jeff is television. Jeff is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be She's gonna be a sweet like local guy, Like

1:37:26.280 --> 1:37:27.960
<v Speaker 1>I think he's gonna be a sweet and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like about myself. I think Jeff's gound be like

1:37:30.320 --> 1:37:32.439
<v Speaker 1>a good guy, loves his family and like, you know,

1:37:32.600 --> 1:37:36.680
<v Speaker 1>he's not enjoying my mother's homemade cooking. Oh shitty, was

1:37:36.800 --> 1:37:40.360
<v Speaker 1>the Italian. Yeah you like Joe Pesci? Yeah, God damn it.

1:37:40.479 --> 1:37:47.280
<v Speaker 1>I have to change my dad. Just's dad. So we

1:37:47.439 --> 1:37:52.439
<v Speaker 1>had a bachelor contestant who was so sweet and his

1:37:52.600 --> 1:37:54.400
<v Speaker 1>mama died when he was in high school and they

1:37:54.479 --> 1:37:58.479
<v Speaker 1>go home to hometown and his dad was not he

1:37:58.680 --> 1:38:00.640
<v Speaker 1>was just like it was just me. He was a

1:38:00.720 --> 1:38:03.400
<v Speaker 1>local swarman and he was dismissive of Dean and like

1:38:03.479 --> 1:38:06.120
<v Speaker 1>there was a woman behind. So it was it was

1:38:06.240 --> 1:38:08.120
<v Speaker 1>just it was tough. We all wanted to give Dean

1:38:08.200 --> 1:38:15.600
<v Speaker 1>a hug. Good Dean that you're so angry with me.

1:38:17.479 --> 1:38:19.519
<v Speaker 1>I just want to eat my mum beans and sit

1:38:19.640 --> 1:38:23.880
<v Speaker 1>on it, sit on a pillow. And he was talking

1:38:23.880 --> 1:38:26.000
<v Speaker 1>about how his new wife is his best wife. My

1:38:26.520 --> 1:38:30.519
<v Speaker 1>new wife, he's my best friend. It was tough. It

1:38:30.640 --> 1:38:34.080
<v Speaker 1>was tough. And then and then he was dude, Nick Vayale,

1:38:34.479 --> 1:38:39.400
<v Speaker 1>he was a bachelor. It was because she was like

1:38:39.680 --> 1:38:41.920
<v Speaker 1>she seemed like kind of enemy. But then I was like, wait,

1:38:42.040 --> 1:38:45.360
<v Speaker 1>what he's like he's always trying to hold back up

1:38:45.439 --> 1:38:47.680
<v Speaker 1>a huge grin because he knows he's super cute, and

1:38:47.720 --> 1:38:50.040
<v Speaker 1>he's like, this is like weird, my pants are just tight.

1:38:50.080 --> 1:38:53.599
<v Speaker 1>There he's been on board. He was like the Bachelor

1:38:53.720 --> 1:38:57.920
<v Speaker 1>like four times. Okay, here we go, Doug, you take

1:38:58.000 --> 1:39:01.519
<v Speaker 1>it home, land the plane for Rookie of the take

1:39:01.600 --> 1:39:04.960
<v Speaker 1>it Hu, take it, huh take it, take it home.

1:39:05.200 --> 1:39:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean call your bookie after I say all these

1:39:08.320 --> 1:39:12.599
<v Speaker 1>because this is a chance to really clean up. Um

1:39:13.880 --> 1:39:19.200
<v Speaker 1>my top three. See, my instincts on these things are bad.

1:39:19.439 --> 1:39:23.679
<v Speaker 1>So me too. So I want my instincts in almost

1:39:23.760 --> 1:39:27.240
<v Speaker 1>every category just to just to finally get something right.

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<v Speaker 1>So so my top three number one is Kyle Hyle. Yeah, Kyle,

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<v Speaker 1>number one. He's gonna surprise everybody. Okay, great, Then Connor

1:39:38.240 --> 1:39:40.719
<v Speaker 1>b is my number two, I think is somebody else's

1:39:40.800 --> 1:39:43.080
<v Speaker 1>number two as well. And then for number three, another

1:39:43.520 --> 1:39:46.479
<v Speaker 1>kind of unexpected one, you know, but I wrote it down,

1:39:46.600 --> 1:39:51.800
<v Speaker 1>so I guess it's gonna happen. Brandon brand I went

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<v Speaker 1>Brandon number three, like you know, he's crazy enough to

1:39:55.000 --> 1:39:58.160
<v Speaker 1>get close. But you know, why would anybody? I love

1:39:58.240 --> 1:40:04.160
<v Speaker 1>this Brandon with the hair? Where the hair? That No,

1:40:04.320 --> 1:40:11.400
<v Speaker 1>because there's another Brandon. There's a Brendan. Okay, use your

1:40:11.439 --> 1:40:17.080
<v Speaker 1>microphone voice. Brendon has the hair. Okay, next Bachelor, Uh, Mike,

1:40:18.040 --> 1:40:22.840
<v Speaker 1>Mike is not going to be the next Bachelor. And

1:40:22.960 --> 1:40:30.600
<v Speaker 1>then I've got her filling. I'm going with Josh and

1:40:30.840 --> 1:40:37.160
<v Speaker 1>then yeah, Josh oh yeah, okay, okay. Josh is the

1:40:37.240 --> 1:40:40.760
<v Speaker 1>one that's clearly going to be like an hour and

1:40:40.800 --> 1:40:44.560
<v Speaker 1>a half. Josh is the one that wears the Dalmatian

1:40:44.720 --> 1:40:50.439
<v Speaker 1>code and he says he's hated Dalmatian since they killed

1:40:50.520 --> 1:40:53.920
<v Speaker 1>his mother. Drunk on the first night. Is going to

1:40:54.000 --> 1:40:57.560
<v Speaker 1>be Andrew. I think we can agree on that and

1:40:57.680 --> 1:41:01.360
<v Speaker 1>around the district attorney, and I think Thirsty and Craig

1:41:01.400 --> 1:41:04.080
<v Speaker 1>Craig need to go hand in hand. No, not always.

1:41:04.200 --> 1:41:09.000
<v Speaker 1>So I'm going Gabriel, Gabriel. I think Gabriel is really

1:41:09.000 --> 1:41:11.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna run the gamut. And there you have it, ladies

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