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Speaker 2: Back it up, back it up, back it up, back

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Speaker 1: You can try the wild, but you can't intervene. We

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Speaker 1: be the outcat. Later. You remember when you like used

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Speaker 1: to remember? Yes, oh you remember lyrics?

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Speaker 3: Remember?

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Speaker 1: I can't. Hey, everybody, I'm Mi Shelby Tell and this

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Speaker 1: is Jordan Carlos. This is adult tang. We are so old.

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Speaker 2: I'm like literally like cocktails, give me harpurn and I

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Speaker 1: That's where I'm at right now, where I'm at.

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Speaker 3: First of all, you don't have to be so hard

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Speaker 3: I feel you, and that's it. That's that's one hundred,

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that means plain your tambourine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I got fauxlocks. Everybody, I got folocks. People

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Speaker 2: think I'm showing up to be there Riki Healer when

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Speaker 2: Is the better it looks. And that's kind of like

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Speaker 1: It's fine. What are you what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: You're you're not messy? What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: When my husband makes like a Thanksgiving dinner or like

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Speaker 2: is our vibe?

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Speaker 3: Are you the family that has like no places match

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Speaker 3: They're all from like an antique shop with grandma's old

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Speaker 2: So like for bulls, I prefer every bowl has its

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Speaker 2: You know, you get that bowl when you're a kid

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Speaker 1: But for the most part, matching plates I feel you.

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Speaker 3: I used to have a Peter Rabbit little dining set

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't want to talk about it. That's

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Speaker 2: That's why it's giving John Wick at every dinner take

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: No, I know you saw the fourth John Wick.

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Speaker 2: I went to go see the premiere for john Wick four.

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Speaker 2: What I should have done is watch any John Wicks

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Speaker 2: before that.

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Speaker 1: Before four.

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Speaker 2: People are like, but it's the same, it's not. You

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Speaker 2: You know, you can look at someone and tell if

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Speaker 2: I love, you know, stud vibe too. Denzel Washington. I'd

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Speaker 1: Just give me a stories. Can we get Denzel show? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Actually, hold on, they're going to patch him in right now.

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Speaker 2: Hold on to your car seats, hold on to your

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Speaker 3: I can't I can't do an impression of him, but

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Speaker 1: So all I'm.

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Speaker 3: hang out this weekend. What do you mean suffer in

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Speaker 1: Wendy's fine, she got a podcast experience.

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Speaker 2: She never gonna not she never gonna not love me

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Speaker 1: Don't fuck with Jersey bitches.

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Speaker 2: We out here, Spicy Queen Latifa kicking down doors in

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Speaker 1: You serious?

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Speaker 2: Lauren Hill doing whatever the fuck is she doing? She

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Speaker 2: doing something. Winnie Houston rest in power, Goddess God dips okay,

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Speaker 2: and other Jersey bitches dot dot dot okay, Bruce Springsteen,

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Speaker 1: Good da, looking good da.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Zaddy with your little guitar and your red

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Speaker 1: Don't forget, don't forget ron Isley now.

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Speaker 3: On Jovi, come on, yeah, yeah yeah, Woodrow fucking Wilson.

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Speaker 3: All right enough, you lost me, all right, you lost him? Jordan, Listen,

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what okay, listen, Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: you guys gotta ed that out. Listen, you guys.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna not know how to listen, you guys.

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Speaker 1: Michelle is here to rest me. Look I am here

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Speaker 1: to rescue you bitch. This is you know, just I

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Speaker 1: do feel like the door at the end of Titanic.

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Speaker 1: Just climb on. I'm buoyant. Where's your whistle? Where's your whistle?

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Speaker 5: For two?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, Come on, Rose, come on, John, Jack,

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Speaker 2: whatever the name is, Peter and Paul. This is why

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Speaker 2: essentially kill people's spirit for them, just nearly expressing themselves

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Speaker 2: So what that said, enjoy the rest of this fucking

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: So I have to tell you quickly about my day

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Speaker 2: today because I am a fucking hero. Okay, I am

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Speaker 2: my own Shiro. I took an overnight flight home and

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Speaker 2: The plane was sticky. It's cool. I I would never

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yes, And I took my kids to the circus today.

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, and before you all that ship? I mean,

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 2: I'm about energy, Like it feels like you guys are

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. It feels like you are people.

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Speaker 2: Today in a circus, I was like, who hurts you?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: Why what do you really want to do?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Are we just really trying to be on? America's got talent?

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Speaker 1: What is this? And it wasn't like Barninghum and Bailey

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Speaker 1: big Apple?

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Speaker 5: Was it big Apple?

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Speaker 1: It was nothing big about it?

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Speaker 6: You know?

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Speaker 1: Why are you on?

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Speaker 2: This is very confusing. Everyone's like it's so cute, it's

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Speaker 1: We're confused. I am too.

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Speaker 2: So this is like sad circus. I've never been in

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Speaker 2: a sad circus. And I picked a circus because there's

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, was there any juggling?

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Speaker 1: Was there?

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Speaker 5: Like fire?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: No fire?

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Speaker 2: And if there is, I'm not sitting close Like I

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Speaker 2: have enough at Benny Hannah, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of Were there clowns? There were

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Speaker 1: no clowns. Okay, this is a sad cir so, like.

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Speaker 2: My kids and I were talking about clowns the whole time. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there was no clowns. What the fucking the circus was this?

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Speaker 1: It was a bad sketch up top.

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Speaker 2: There was like some I think very athletic Russian women

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Speaker 5: Okay, so you're you're talking about it.

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Speaker 1: An I just wanted to be like, can we.

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Speaker 2: Just stop the show so they could pick their wedgie?

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Speaker 1: It's not comfortable. If you sequence something, you gotta say

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Speaker 3: So that was all of the crack of her ass

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Speaker 5: Wait?

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Speaker 3: Did they have the type like the high wire? Did

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Speaker 2: Fuck it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this wasn't.

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Speaker 2: At some point this bitch was on a unicycle. She

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Speaker 2: And it's just like I don't come here and like

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Speaker 1: This is it?

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Speaker 5: Oh? No? Was there a highlight of the story?

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Speaker 2: That was the highlight for me? You know what, I

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Speaker 1: Has a crossbow crossbow, thank you. I don't know. I

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Speaker 2: So like he's got the crossbow and there's like a

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Speaker 2: I was like I am unk. What if you don't

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Speaker 2: the jump rope? Like I'm not shying to this is

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Speaker 2: And then they were like should he do it blindfold?

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Speaker 2: And everyone's like yes, and I was like hello, So

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Speaker 2: I'm like no, no, no, I'm like what do we do?

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Speaker 2: So he puts the blindfold on and there's one of

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Speaker 2: should have really thought about this better, not to like

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. You know, the cross

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Speaker 2: And like the dude is holding the balloon. But then

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Speaker 5: Like should he do it?

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Speaker 2: Should And then the guy with a blindfold is like

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Speaker 1: He's like no, me and I was like, how is

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Speaker 2: And then everyone and it's like for reaction, Everyone's like whoa.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, all of this is a fuck no no,

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Speaker 2: but yeah, I was just like, nobody ran this by

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Speaker 2: a straight mayan you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like this sounds like some straight man entertainment right here. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, all this to say, I was like, hey, guys,

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do something else. I am performing at City

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Speaker 2: Winery March twenty fifth, and I'm gonna bring my kids to.

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Speaker 1: My show for the first time.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I am gonna show them what a good ass

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Speaker 2: like and what happens when you punch up not down.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I was like, what am I doing?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: Crossballs? Right, crossbows? I don't know, No, just emotional ones. Okay,

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Speaker 3: But I remember going to the circus when I was little.

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Speaker 2: I was just like, you know, what a tree there's

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Speaker 2: peanut fucking shells everywhere, and you know, someone's like balancing

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Speaker 3: But that wasn't this. Yeah, that's okay. You did your

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Speaker 3: How could you know that that?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I didn't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just didn't know.

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Speaker 2: People were like still out here chardging people for just

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Speaker 2: mediocre shit?

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Speaker 1: Have you been to the circus when you're little?

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Speaker 3: I went to the circus when I was little. I

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Speaker 3: went to Barnman Bailey, and uh, it was a good show.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that they were doing terrible things for

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Speaker 3: the elephants. I didn't know. Had I known, i'd be like,

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Speaker 3: I'm out of here. And but I did take my

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Speaker 3: kids recently to Big Apple Circus. In Big Apple Circus,

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Speaker 3: they don't do that. There's no animals there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's there like another show. We could take kids too,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like what, but it's a

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Speaker 2: good show. It's a good show. Has anybody been to

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Speaker 2: Big Apple Circus before? See, we're all going next week?

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Speaker 5: Wait?

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Speaker 1: What are they talk what are you guys talking about?

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Speaker 2: These too? By the wall talk about Oh oh they

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Speaker 2: just broke off in a conversation. Delay mm hm circus.

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Speaker 1: Delay is the show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been to that. I liked it, and I'm

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Speaker 2: so glad you could do it with your body. Was

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Speaker 2: a lot of crotch.

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Speaker 3: I was like, well, it's French Canadian, of course it's

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't mind sexual.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a little sensual.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind sensuellas. It was just a lot of crotch.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a lot of split and they they roll

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Speaker 7: forward a lot like in your and I'm like, I

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Speaker 7: saw the ovo, I saw the egg waterer.

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Speaker 2: There's just like a lot of like rolling to It

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Speaker 2: felt like I was giving people like pap squares with

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Speaker 1: So like I don't mind, but I was like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm just gonna take my kids to afropunk

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Speaker 2: because I want some you know, like yeah, you know,

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Speaker 2: I want like a dance circle and shit, I want them.

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Speaker 1: To But that's a good bet for sure. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever taken your kid?

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Speaker 2: Yeah we will upper gonna next guess out. But like,

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Speaker 2: have I ever taken my kids where anywhere? I've been disappointed?

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Speaker 3: No, because Dad's fun and how about yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: so I'm taking my kids places and been disappointed I

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Speaker 1: It's just so sad.

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Speaker 3: I took well, they were disappointed. They were disappointed. I

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Speaker 3: took them. I took them to the Museum of Jazz

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Speaker 3: buggers got up there and it was a whole exhibit

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Speaker 3: about soul. The movie's Soul, right, which is awesome, and

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Speaker 3: they love soul, like twenty two They can't stop talking

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Speaker 3: about soul. I bring them up to the fucking museum

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Speaker 3: and I'm like, okay, whatever, man, right, I lost it.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you don't like this, you don't like this,

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Speaker 5: That's Duke Ellington's fucking piano.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you take the A train you get right

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Speaker 3: here to the piano, right, And I'm like, that's that.

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Speaker 3: You see the soul exhibit. You don't care about that, huh?

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Speaker 3: And then they're like whatever whatever. And then so I

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Speaker 3: We're gonna do whatever Dad wants to do. So, you

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Speaker 3: know what, We went to the Schomberg Museum, the Center

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Speaker 5: It's like one hundred and.

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Speaker 3: I was like, we're going and I didn't even want

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Speaker 3: I took him up there and they actually liked it

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Speaker 3: he was so excited about black Pantherle and uh, that's

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Speaker 3: how he talks for now. It's so cute. You don't

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Speaker 3: don't get mad at me. If you have one and

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Speaker 3: he talks like that, you'll be like, never learned to

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? So we but but yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: I had a moment.

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Speaker 5: Where I cracked.

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Speaker 1: I quacked.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like I'm doing all this stuff. We're

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Speaker 3: to Harlem. Yeah, on a motherfucking Saturday. Yeah that's the award,

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Speaker 3: Like you done did it?

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Speaker 5: That's the award.

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Speaker 1: That's the award. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: You bring them in and they're like two and a

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Speaker 3: half stars, do not reckom?

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Speaker 1: What the fuck is that? I snapped my cap.

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Speaker 3: I was like we and then me and my wife

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Speaker 3: were just like we're just gonna have a good time today.

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Speaker 5: We don't give a fuck about child.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, talk about we became our parents, We became you know, well, I.

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Speaker 2: Won't ever be my parents because my mom used to like, so,

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Speaker 1: They were Sodo by the love them. Those were my girls.

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Speaker 2: And they always wanted to go gamblings. They were never

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Speaker 2: just waiting for my mom. No iPad, none of that shit,

445
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 2: just like a rby and an imagination like that's all.

446
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 2: I fucking had not even a setting to be like,

447
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 2: can you believe this bitch left us like nothing, just

448
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 2: like a happy man.

449
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 1: No, right outside of the casino, like the door. That's yeah,

450
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 1: that's not safe at all. Now, yeah, that's what she did.

451
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 2: So like, I am already not my mom, which is

452
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 2: nice because I'm gonna do something they want to do,

453
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And that's how they would

454
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 2: like teach me like math with like all like the

455
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 2: stuff they want. And so I was like, this is terrible,

456
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 2: you know, but if I really want to get back

457
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 2: at my mom, I'd probably take her to like a

458
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,160
Speaker 2: haunted house.

459
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 1: Why just to see? Is your mother easily scared of her?

460
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 5: Yes?

461
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 1: Does she not?

462
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 5: Even?

463
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 3: She can't watch a scary movie? She can't wait, that's correct.

464
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 3: Can she watch a dispenseful movie? No?

465
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 1: Can she watch like a Hallmark thriller?

466
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 2: The answer is gonna be no. And so I know

467
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:06,639
Speaker 2: what I'm doing with my mom for this Halloween. You

468
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 2: guys ready for more show? Oh my gosh, I'm so

469
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 2: excited to have our guests. Yes, yeah, I can't believe

470
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 2: they're available. I can't believe they're in town. I don't

471
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 2: even live here. They're fucking amazing. You may know them

472
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 2: as the winner of Dragon Rag.

473
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,439
Speaker 1: Please get appreciation?

474
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes for yes, freaking out, freaking out that much.

475
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 1: I didn't get to see the full fit. I didn't

476
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 1: get to see the full fit.

477
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:57,880
Speaker 5: Yo. I mean, I'm like really giving substitute our teacher today. Yes,

478
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 5: hey kids, I'm gonna about the joys of glitter.

479
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:04,919
Speaker 1: I love it.

480
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,120
Speaker 2: I did like the Head to Toe Black was definitely

481
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 2: giving like bitter and jaded acting teacher in LA. That's

482
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 2: going to overcharge you because I had my moment on

483
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 2: like the Cosby Show. Yeah yeah, yeah, so I do

484
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 2: like an old teacher backstory.

485
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 5: You are giving a backstory. I saw it. I was

486
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:22,919
Speaker 5: sitting at there.

487
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my goodness, so so many questions.

488
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 1: You do so many things when you were growing up.

489
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 2: Did you know that not only can I do these things,

490
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 2: I could do them well and I can have a career.

491
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 5: And I think growing up I was really outspoken about

492
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 5: all the things that I wanted to do and really

493
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,439
Speaker 5: just like grew up in a world where people were like, no,

494
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 5: you got to just pick one. You can't do that,

495
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,439
Speaker 5: you can't do that, you can't do that. Actually, like

496
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 5: every single thing that I've like wanted to do. I

497
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 5: was like, you know, I want to be in entertainment.

498
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 5: I want to be you know, and acting and a

499
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 5: dancer and a singer and like, you know, I love

500
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 5: to draw. I want to be a designer. Everyone's like,

501
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 5: you can't do that, don't do that, you need to

502
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 5: go be like a doctor or a lawyer. And so

503
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 5: I think I'm like an Aquarius and I feel like

504
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 5: there was like this fee's meeking.

505
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:23,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, give it that for Aquarius the other Auius

506
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 8: period we do what we want and also we love

507
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 8: to prove people wrong.

508
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

509
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,479
Speaker 5: As a kid, every time somebody told me I couldn't

510
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 5: do something, I was like, we'll see about that.

511
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 2: I love that it fueled you though, it really did,

512
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,919
Speaker 2: it really did. Do you help your friends with that,

513
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 2: because it's always so I don't I know the word

514
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,199
Speaker 2: besides annoying, Like my most talented friends that will know

515
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 2: themselves in a corner and be like, what's the point.

516
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 2: There's so many other people doing it, It'll take too long.

517
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 2: Like the thing that the fire that you have within you,

518
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 2: do you try to help your friends with that?

519
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 5: You know what? I feel like. The thing that's really

520
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 5: great about the people that I surround myself with, like

521
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 5: most who are like actually sitting right back there, it's

522
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 5: like they're also incredibly self motivated and like motivate each other,

523
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 5: and I feel like collectively we we have like this

524
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 5: this beautiful relationship where we just like gass each other up.

525
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 5: Like I feel like most times they're the ones that

526
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 5: are telling me that I could do it. There there

527
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 5: are moments where I I'm like, I don't know, and

528
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 5: they're always just in my corner like you know, you're

529
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 5: the baddest bitch.

530
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: You've got this, do it.

531
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 5: You know, And I'm just like, you're right, you know.

532
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 5: So it's always good having that energy around.

533
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 1: Yes, that Jamie Lee Curtis energy period.

534
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 5: You know, we all need Jamie Lee Curtis.

535
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: We need it everywhere anywhere, all.

536
00:26:53,720 --> 00:27:00,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, all with them. And then true, I won't know

537
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 5: what she's wearing at the oscars and everything everywhere.

538
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 3: Yeah all I want I have a question though, So

539
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 3: I heard tell that you you grew up in the church.

540
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 5: Is that is that true? I did? I did? My

541
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 5: mom she's the reverend still to this day. Why Yes,

542
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 5: we love Maryland, We stand her because like I feel

543
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 5: like anybody, I wish, you know, I wish people could

544
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 5: like look in on our like FaceTime calls that we

545
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 5: have because my mom, I think, is a really a

546
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 5: beautiful example of what a Christian should be, which is that,

547
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 5: like her mission, she is one of the kindest, most gentle, loving, encouraging, thoughtful, generous,

548
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,679
Speaker 5: charitable people you'll ever meet. And she's just always like,

549
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 5: you know, my goal is to love people the way

550
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 5: that Christ love them, and she's like the key to

551
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 5: loving people is you need to love them the way

552
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 5: that they feel comfortable being loved, you know, not trying

553
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 5: to change them anything that they're not meant to be Like,

554
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 5: she's just so she's so beautiful and it's so incredible,

555
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 5: like growing up, like, you know, even though the church

556
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 5: has you know, obviously the church has its issues, you know,

557
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 5: organized religion just like really is a problem. We should

558
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 5: like really dismantle a lot of it anyway. But I

559
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 5: feel like I was like more Christians were like my mom,

560
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 5: I wouldn't dislike them so much, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

561
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 5: she's not like the other Christians. She's a good Christian.

562
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I gotta ask this. So what is it

563
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 3: about preachers children? There is something about preachers children. They

564
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 3: are just special, they are different like that.

565
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 2: What Jessica Simpson, who are we talking about?

566
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 5: I know what you said, you know Jessica Simpson, you

567
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 5: know she's one of them. Ashley, you know she dyed

568
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 5: her hair dark. Yeah.

569
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 2: I mean if I was around Diana Ross for breakfast

570
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 2: every Saturday, I would not be blind.

571
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 5: I really think about that. What a crossover. I'm like, Okay,

572
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:18,719
Speaker 5: are they do the Simpsons come over to the Ross barbecue? Oh,

573
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 5: potato salad.

574
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: I knew the conversation end up here.

575
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 2: Oh Mark, you know, uh, well, having white in laws

576
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 2: is a thing.

577
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, no matter who you Yeah, we're not married, but

578
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 5: we've been together for six years amount of time for

579
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 5: for gay people that's like fifty you know real.

580
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's a point five years per year.

581
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 5: Is saying, but you know, they're really they're really cool

582
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 5: white people.

583
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: Really.

584
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 5: Oh they're so sweet. I love them so much. Because

585
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 5: I was really nervous, I was like, oh god, yeah.

586
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 5: And the thing about it is like my boyfriend gave

587
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 5: me like a warning. He's like, just so you know,

588
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 5: my family is like, you know, they're a lot. And

589
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 5: then like I realized, like the a lot that he

590
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 5: was talking about is the fact that they all just

591
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 5: like love each other just like so much. You should

592
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 5: be warning people about the fact that you guys are

593
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 5: constantly calling on each other and checking on each other

594
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 5: and asking each other how you can like help each

595
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 5: other make each other's lives better?

596
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: Is this like Meet the Fockers?

597
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 5: Like yeah, but like guys reverse, it almost went like

598
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 5: step because it's just like crazy because it's like they're

599
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,479
Speaker 5: they're like this fun. He's born and raised, grew up

600
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 5: in Chicago. You know his mom. You know, she's half

601
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 5: a Syrian, so she's like really fiery. You know, her

602
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 5: name is Alice, and you know she's got this really

603
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 5: rast people. She sounds like Teresa Judaie from Real Housewives

604
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 5: in Jersey. Yeah, you know, it's like a true Chicago

605
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 5: accent in a Jersey accent. Aren't that different. But they're

606
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 5: just such like a cute family. I love them, his

607
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 5: like brother, Like I don't really associate with many heterosexual

608
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 5: assist men that often, but I love how hard he

609
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 5: like rides for me as like a drag queen, as

610
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 5: if I were like, you know, like Colin Kaepernick or something.

611
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 5: It's so special. I love it.

612
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: I love it. I mean, what a shining fucking example.

613
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 2: Because I feel like, why are we attacking our queens

614
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 2: right now?

615
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 5: I know.

616
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: It's insane.

617
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 5: I mean, boo to all these legislators, boom.

618
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 3: Boo that Tennessee is wild, That Tennessee, Arizona, Texas, Florida.

619
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 5: Like, I literally just played Tennessee, Texas and Arizona. I'm

620
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 5: currently on tour. I've been opening up for Betty Who

621
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 5: on the big tour and like we literally just like

622
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 5: played all these states. And the thing that's like so

623
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 5: funny to me is like what the fuck because everybody

624
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 5: that was at the show was enjoying themselves. We're all

625
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 5: having a good time, and like there were children there

626
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 5: and I was totally on stage like looking at these parents,

627
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 5: like what the fuck are you doing?

628
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 3: Now?

629
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you doing?

630
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 5: Bring your childure? You know, everyone's like angry about this,

631
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 5: But then again, I'm just all like all we're doing

632
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 5: is showing people entertainment, the fact that you can write

633
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 5: down your thoughts and your feelings and your manifestations and

634
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 5: your dreams to like melodies and rhythm and create art

635
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 5: and go on stage and performing in front of people,

636
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 5: And like, what the fuck is wrong with that?

637
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 2: Truly not a thing. I mean, why, I'm always like why.

638
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 5: I know why? I mean, I'm not like the author

639
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 5: of everything. I'm not God. But what I'm saying is

640
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 5: I have a theory, okay, because like, look, i'd be

641
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 5: looking at facts, you know, something that the GOP is

642
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 5: like not particularly familiar with. They like facts of the

643
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 5: alternative persuasion. But really this conversation, like the moment that

644
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 5: it felt like all these like politicians started being like,

645
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 5: you know, we need to protect our children from drag

646
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 5: was honestly after the tragic Uvaldi massacre. There was this

647
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 5: incredible outcry for like better gun control, and people were

648
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 5: literally saying, we need to protect our children. And because

649
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 5: the GOP has the NRA so far up their asses,

650
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 5: they were like, uh uh uh, what's like the next

651
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 5: closest like made up threat that we can come up with?

652
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: And they're like, drag queens, Yeah.

653
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 5: Coming to a city near you. They're gonna do one

654
00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 5: their fake boobs and they're sofa patting hits and they're

655
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 5: going to they're gonna they're gonna corrupt your children, so

656
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 5: so hide them. I'm like, bitch, are you for real?

657
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 5: Like maybe like what is sexually perverse about some like

658
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 5: sofa cushion and like five layers? I say, there's like literally,

659
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 5: if you take the costume off, there is nothing sexy

660
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 5: under there at all. It is a series of strings

661
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 5: and pulleys and like a million directions, Like you couldn't

662
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 5: even fuck me if you tried. There is like a

663
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 5: full on like fortress in between me and any hole,

664
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. So I'm like, y'all need

665
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 5: to stop.

666
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: Y'all need to stop.

667
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 5: People are just bored, you know, get a podcast, they're bored.

668
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: In there, Welcome to adulting.

669
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 2: What gets me though, is that they're bored and they're powerful,

670
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 2: And that's what really angers me.

671
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: Because I'm tired.

672
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 2: I'm fighting, but I'm I'm tired, And when do I

673
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 2: get to live? When can we not be worried about

674
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 2: this shit? Is really what I'm wondering. And I'm just like,

675
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 2: is it control? Is it just fucking control?

676
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 3: But progress isn't linear, you know what I'm saying. It's

677
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 3: not like things seem to go in a straight line.

678
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 3: But then you can have you know, backlash, Yeah, you

679
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 3: can have blacklash. I mean we you know, like in

680
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 3: eighteen sixty five black people freed, then we had reconstruction.

681
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 3: But then you have the na deer, which brings us back,

682
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 3: you know, plusy for strugguses. Anyway, I can go on

683
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 3: and on, we go back, and we go forward, and

684
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 3: we go back. We delude ourselves into thinking we always

685
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 3: go forward. We must fight, Yeah, to go forward. That's

686
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 3: that's really what it is, and that deserves I think

687
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 3: an air horn.

688
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 2: What do you think about comedians making millions of dollars

689
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 2: for hate speech?

690
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I've already apologized, all right, and I've paid

691
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 3: my taxes on that money.

692
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 2: Like everybody should be able to express themselves period, But

693
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 2: for me, there is a line where I'm like, it's

694
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 2: not entertaining for me.

695
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 1: So I'm and I feel like it's hurting people. So like,

696
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, what do you think?

697
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 5: I mean? I don't know. Look, God, I got in

698
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 5: so much trouble for like laughing about the.

699
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. Yeah.

700
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 5: Look, sometimes you just gotta like storm a stage and

701
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 5: like slap a bit in the mouth who's like talking

702
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 5: mad shit? And I know I shouldn't be. I'm not

703
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 5: any team, anybody or any person the aster die. And

704
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 5: I'm just like, you know, sometimes people, like I've said before,

705
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 5: talk shit, get hit sometimes, you know people so me

706
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 5: and my drag family. I got three drag daughters, Kinsey,

707
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 5: Chloe and Bambi. We're like, you know what, like we're

708
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,800
Speaker 5: not say and we can doone violence, but like sometimes

709
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 5: just like punch a bitch in the mouth, because like people,

710
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 5: sometimes people want to tuss you, and like one punch

711
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 5: in the mouth is not enough to really hurt somebody,

712
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 5: but it's enough to make them shut the fuck up.

713
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 5: You know, like sometimes you just kinda shut up, like

714
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 5: you want to say some really hate speech about me.

715
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 5: You know what if I cared enough to buy a

716
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 5: ticket to your whack ass show and helckle you, like, yes,

717
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 5: I might come up there and be like, you know,

718
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 5: shut your ass up. Yeah, who's were talking about? We're

719
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 5: just talking about comedians in general. I want to know.

720
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 5: I want to know who my enemies are.

721
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 3: You know, It's really funny. What I found ironic about

722
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 3: what was going down in Tennessee.

723
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,240
Speaker 1: Was ten thousand spoons when all you use a knife?

724
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 5: Yes, no, it was.

725
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 3: It was just that one of the lawmakers in Tennessee,

726
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 3: who pushed hard for this legislation themselves, was like on

727
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 3: a man's g like body amazing all this ship and

728
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 3: then like like of.

729
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 2: Course, it's always like why does this bother you so much?

730
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 2: You could just come over here and celebrate it if

731
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 2: you want to, you know what I mean.

732
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: Like, but but it's it's a self resentment.

733
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the cognitive dissonance, like just because you know,

734
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,720
Speaker 3: like I am a straight cus man and.

735
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 5: Thank you, and you don't comment those types of things

736
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 5: on your gay friends butt picks.

737
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 1: I don't.

738
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 5: I don't weird weird.

739
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: I have to ask, does it come from the swah.

740
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 5: You know it is?

741
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: Yes?

742
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 5: Okay, because my middle name is Shay, which is Swahili,

743
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 5: but it spelled k y e i and it means

744
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 5: beautiful boy. My parents knew what they were up to. Yes,

745
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 5: but then I picked kool Ai for yes. I know sheendi.

746
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, damn.

747
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 5: Obviously there's so many Nativeshili speakers. They know which person.

748
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: Do you speaks Towahli.

749
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 2: She's just yeah, her parents are from South Africa. So

750
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 2: I just figured I would ask, Now, you know, we

751
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 2: all know somebody.

752
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 5: Yes, we're in New York City, babes.

753
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: Three to five years from now, What do you wish

754
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: for the drag scene?

755
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 5: I wish for it to be just as fun, colorful, eclectic,

756
00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 5: vibrant punk rock, gender bending, just like culture shifting as

757
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 5: it is now. It's like, drag is so wonderful. It's

758
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,479
Speaker 5: literally something that has changed my life in so many

759
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 5: unbelievable ways. It taught me a lot about myself and

760
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 5: my own identity. It's been like the most beautiful like

761
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 5: method acting study that I've like taken over the course

762
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 5: of my life, and it has just kind of like

763
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 5: affected me as a person. It's helped me view femininity

764
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 5: in a different way. It's helped me view women in

765
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 5: a different way, because you know what the thing is,

766
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 5: Like one of my best friends, she's actually the co

767
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 5: host of my podcast, It's Giving Fashion. She's sent back there.

768
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 5: Her name is Tiger Lilly. Yes, like I remember, like

769
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 5: my first time is going out in drag because like, look,

770
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 5: gay men can be terrible misogynists too, just you know,

771
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 5: I'm sure, yeah, all these women in you're like.

772
00:40:56,160 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know you all suck, and like, you know,

773
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 9: I'd be in the bar and be like, you know,

774
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 9: get like you know, they grow my fake titties and stuff,

775
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 9: and they'd just be like this weird like violation.

776
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 5: I'm just like, can you believe this man, yeah, had

777
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 5: the nerve to come up to me and touch me

778
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 5: without my consent, I know. And she's like, yeah, bitch,

779
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 5: that's yeah. It's kind of every day up in these streets,

780
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 5: and you know, and it just like drag has just

781
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 5: like allowed me to understand so many different things about

782
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 5: the world. The way that like I view it, the

783
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 5: way that people view me, the way that people view

784
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 5: queer like gender non conforming like forms of artwork, and

785
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:50,919
Speaker 5: it just is something that I always am marveled by

786
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 5: it and I just hope that it continues to reach

787
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 5: more people, that it continues to like expand people's like

788
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 5: minds and just like encourage them to open up and

789
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 5: understand that like gender is a construct. You know, yes,

790
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 5: been like bitch, it's all about just like following like

791
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 5: your true identity and like feeling just like your own

792
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 5: authentic self. And it just has like given me the

793
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 5: ability to go so far in both directions that I

794
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 5: like found the perfect balance that really is me.

795
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 2: So I love that, and I love that you just

796
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 2: said that, and it'll be on our podcast. And so

797
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 2: if you know there is a young person or an

798
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 2: older person that can't figure out the words, doesn't have

799
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 2: the vocabulary, has these feelings, doesn't know how to share them.

800
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 2: They just say, listen to this episode because this is

801
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 2: what I'm.

802
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 5: Going through, do you know what I mean?

803
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 2: And because the fact that our like everybody's right not

804
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 2: to be like a fucking Puerto Rican Rachel mattaw or

805
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 2: they'll plus size Amanda Seals, but go on, they're trying

806
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 2: to take away all our like the fact that you

807
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 2: can be arrested for being in drag is fucking crazy.

808
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: And so yes, we have to fight.

809
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 2: We have to move forward, but also maybe in comfortable

810
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 2: shoes because my feet are tired.

811
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 5: But also winning the mugshop.

812
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:17,760
Speaker 1: Be sick.

813
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 5: Like baby if I were ever to get bugs like

814
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 5: I honestly, you want to be in full high were

815
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 5: dragged just out there like hair, blow it up, sell

816
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 5: it on a brand.

817
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: Okay, let's ask some questions. We got questions, We got

818
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 1: questions from the audience. We got to answer these questions.

819
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 2: What is your worst fear as you've gotten older? The

820
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 2: government for me, worst fear, yeah, worse fear, Oh, oh,

821
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 2: my worst fear losing my hair?

822
00:43:55,880 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 3: Probably Oh you could buy it though, yeah, I don't

823
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 3: want to do.

824
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 5: I want to.

825
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to Turkey.

826
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 5: I don't want to go to Turkey.

827
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: Right now, you can go to Queens. Can you go

828
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: to Queens?

829
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 3: And I think I think you can go to Turkey

830
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 3: and get the implants and come back. Isn't that what

831
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 3: people do? They go to Turkey? Yeah, a lot of

832
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 3: people go to Turkey. Yeah, yeah, you know, I think

833
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 3: I think that's just if you're balling on a budget.

834
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,240
Speaker 3: But if you really want to spoilerge, you could definitely

835
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 3: get here.

836
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have to go to the Dominican Republic

837
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 2: for veneers, you know what I mean? Like, that's when

838
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 2: you're on a budget, no offense if you're a Dominican.

839
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got my veneers right here in New York.

840
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 1: Who care?

841
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 5: You know them?

842
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 1: Right here?

843
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,399
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, all right. I would say my biggest fear

844
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 5: is actually tripping and falling. Yeah, way, like hello, And

845
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 5: then you know, you start getting older and you're like,

846
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 5: what if this is like the fall like the one

847
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 5: that I didn't I didn't really think much of it,

848
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 5: but then like I tripped and I got a little

849
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 5: out of control, and like this was the fall that

850
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 5: did it. That's actually like the one thing that wakes

851
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,800
Speaker 5: me up. You know, when you're like falling asleep, and

852
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 5: right before you fall into deepest sleep, there's always that

853
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 5: one thing. I'm like, wake you up me. I will

854
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 5: literally be like having a like light dream and I'm

855
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 5: like walking down the sidewalk and then all of a sudden,

856
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 5: just like face late. I swear to.

857
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: God, no, I fall a lot.

858
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 2: I do like an army crawl, like like I lean

859
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 2: into it. I had a whole bit about it in

860
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 2: my stand up special because if I stopped the fall

861
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 2: with my hands, I'm gonna break my hands.

862
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:23,439
Speaker 1: And who's gonna wipe my ass?

863
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 5: Yeah?

864
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of medicaid.

865
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:28,439
Speaker 5: So it's all in the phone.

866
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys heard about this, but

867
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 3: Mitch McConnell fell this week, and good.

868
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: Was he just wrapped up in his chin.

869
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 6: His chin save him like the monster and strange of

870
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 6: things his chin and bulging eyes broke the Okay, we

871
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 6: got big Mitch McConnell fans.

872
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 5: But didn't he die?

873
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: No, you can't you there's no killing.

874
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 5: Can't be that was made up. He didn't die.

875
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 3: I think he was struck unconscious, though, But what I'm okay, well, maybe.

876
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 5: The next fall will be the fall that doesn't.

877
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:11,919
Speaker 1: All right, okay, okay, with the partner, what is this

878
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: all right? Hold on?

879
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 3: Oh you gotta take the glasses at okay, okay, with

880
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 3: no life partner prospects at forty should I just have

881
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 3: a baby on my own?

882
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: Parenthetical? Also no family in NYC.

883
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, very easy for you to.

884
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 5: Say, yeah, okay, like when they say no family, but like,

885
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 5: do you at least have like chosen family and friends.

886
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: If you have chosen family, it.

887
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 2: Takes the village. It do take a village, and you'll

888
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 2: meet people too. You meet so many people in that

889
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 2: situation too. But here's the thing you're not getting any younger.

890
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 1: We say it all the time. It's fucking for real.

891
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: If you want to do something in your life, fucking

892
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 2: do it now because you don't know how long it'll

893
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 2: take to get to it.

894
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,720
Speaker 1: So just fucking start.

895
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 2: And if that even means just looking up information for

896
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 2: whatever it is you want to do, like have a

897
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 2: fucking do it, because then it'll stop being like this

898
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 2: unknown thing that's like, oh, I don't know, one.

899
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: Day will show up.

900
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 2: No, sometimes we have to go out and make that

901
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 2: shit happen for ourselves.

902
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: So just do it if you want it, That's what

903
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 1: I think. Yes, but do it, but also have a

904
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: plan in place.

905
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:32,479
Speaker 2: If you have here Cozy Aquarius like truly friendly show,

906
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:33,760
Speaker 2: Shaye have my background.

907
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 5: I'm honestly over here being like, baby, you better have

908
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 5: a plan because like kids are not for me. So

909
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 5: like this is I'm like tapping down and I'm like

910
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 5: letting these two like parents do their thing. They'll not

911
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 5: like baby, you better have a plan in place for

912
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 5: them children, you know, because look, Also, all I'm saying

913
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 5: is like I know you say you don't have family

914
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 5: in my sea, and if you don't have like a

915
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 5: chosen family, then all I'm saying is like childcare is

916
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 5: really expensive. And the next thing I know, you're bringing

917
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 5: your kid to my show. And then like there's all

918
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 5: these people complaining about children at trat shows. I just

919
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 5: want to make shup because you're making a proper decisions.

920
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: Also, like you could get free childcare.

921
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 2: The last thing I'll say too, it's like it don't

922
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 2: matter if you have family because those motherfuckers don't show up.

923
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes they don't show up.

924
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 2: That's all when you like, first get a baby There's

925
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 2: something called a meal train where like a friend can

926
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 2: send you a meal or some shit, you can also

927
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 2: uber eat like you're gonna do it. Having my family

928
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 2: nearby is really a full sense of security. You can

929
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 2: only lean on yourself for like anything, period. Oh this

930
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 2: is a cute question. Which TV show parents? Would you

931
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 2: want to be your parents?

932
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: And why? Oh my god, thank you for being a

933
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: friend herself.

934
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 5: She literally turned herself into a head. Jesus, queen, I'm saying, stay.

935
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: And you and you and you and you and you

936
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: and you. We can't afford that song.

937
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 5: Okaya were singing and octave down in your game. It

938
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 5: was a parody. It's fine.

939
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 3: I definitely want well Sophia to be my mom, so

940
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 3: girls truly. Yeah, she was a young mom. She was

941
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 3: the youngest cast member, right, Yeah, that was crazy.

942
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: Look at you and your trivia. You were so proud,

943
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 1: so proud.

944
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 5: Okay. If I were to choose a mom, I would

945
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:45,240
Speaker 5: choose Lisa Landry from Sister Sister. Yeah. Can you imagine

946
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 5: her with a faguty child, all the outfits, like literally

947
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,439
Speaker 5: like we would be doing drag bitch like, oh my god,

948
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 5: like me and Lisa Landry, we would be oh bought.

949
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 5: It would be like the onliest duo. And then if

950
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 5: I were to choose a father, you know what, I

951
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 5: don't know if I could choose a father because a

952
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 5: lot of the actors that were the fathers.

953
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what Uncle Philip, Yes, Uncle Philip.

954
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:22,280
Speaker 3: From Fresh Resler Yeah, and the dad from Family Matters Yeah, Johnson.

955
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,240
Speaker 5: Give me no why I would even take John Goodman

956
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 5: from Rosa Yeah, okay, he's really sweet.

957
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 3: I would take the first on viv the Viv. Yes,

958
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 3: she could dance, she could dance? Yes, How could I forget?

959
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:44,240
Speaker 3: It's the only reason why I went to the circus.

960
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 5: The only reason why I went to Alvin Ailey.

961
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: Hello, I don't understand that. Please do this is pretty cute.

962
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 3: I met the person that I have been dating on

963
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 3: New Year's Eve and since then we have spent a

964
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 3: lot of time with each other. We have only known

965
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 3: each other for two and a half Is that too

966
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 3: early to become an official couple?

967
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: Question? Mark? What am I? Steve Harvey? Right? What do

968
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: you think when I met?

969
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 2: I met my husband was supposed to be when I

970
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 2: stand and then he went back to Amsterdam, and then

971
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,760
Speaker 2: like three months later we were like g chatting and ship.

972
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: And he really wanted to come see him. I was like, boy,

973
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: I don't have no money.

974
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm out here telling dick jokes at like the

975
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 2: upstairs duplex for like a free glass of shitty red

976
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,760
Speaker 2: wine that tastes like balsamic vinegars.

977
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 5: So let me joke.

978
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 2: But then he sent me this video and it was

979
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,359
Speaker 2: like the sweetest video I've ever seen.

980
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:42,479
Speaker 1: It was like.

981
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 5: Because they were like, oh, and You're like, it's the

982
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 5: sweetest video. And they went, there's some hoo's in this house.

983
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 5: There's some hoes in this house. We also cannot afford

984
00:51:55,960 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 5: that song take away.

985
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 2: But the video was like this is my apartment, this

986
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,439
Speaker 2: is my cat, this is my bike path to work,

987
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 2: this is my favorite sandwich shop. If you ever came

988
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 2: to visit me, I would show you all my favorite things.

989
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, fuck, I gotta.

990
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: Go see him. Yeah, that's come on. Yeah.

991
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,359
Speaker 2: And then after a week and we still liked each other,

992
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 2: even with the drunk arguing and shit.

993
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 5: That's hot. Yeah what Yeah.

994
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: I asked him.

995
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 2: I was like, do you love me? And he was

996
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 2: like what. I was like, do you love me? He goes,

997
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 2: I could have feelings of love towards you. And I

998
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 2: was like, okay, but it sounds like you love me,

999
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna need you to say it. And he's like,

1000
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 2: you want me to say I said, I'm gonna need

1001
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 2: you to say it because this ticket's expressive. We're going

1002
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 2: to do this, and he was like, so you want

1003
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 2: me to tell us to say this thing?

1004
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 1: Same thing.

1005
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 2: So I've forced him to tell me he loved me. Sure,

1006
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 2: I did him the favor. But I was like, I

1007
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 2: don't fucking know. We don't even know each other, but

1008
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 2: I only want to sit on your shit. I only

1009
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 2: want to sit on your dick. I don't want to

1010
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 2: sit on anybody else, just you, And I don't know.

1011
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: So if you only want.

1012
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 2: To sit on this person or whatever y'all doing just

1013
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 2: the say yes to the dress in your mind, I

1014
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:28,319
Speaker 2: don't know.

1015
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 3: Here's here's a question. Can you be an official couple

1016
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 3: without having said I love you first?

1017
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: Yes? Interesting? Interesting, that's fucking interesting. Well this isn't the notebook.

1018
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Yeah? Could yeah?

1019
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 3: I mean like back in the olden days, like I

1020
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 3: hear about like like how my grandparents met there? Like yeah, grandfather,

1021
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 3: They asked me to dance in two weeks later and

1022
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 3: we were married.

1023
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 1: You know, like literally what we out here like spinning

1024
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: five score? I thought a score with six sixty six.

1025
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: Lea's how I checked it.

1026
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 5: Well, that's I'm sure it's pretty good.

1027
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,239
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, God, trying to tell me,

1028
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 2: is it okay? Here's a question. It's forty five too

1029
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 2: old to learn karate? Don don I've watched a lot

1030
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 2: of cobra kai. Our friend is in that dan, dude,

1031
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 2: shout out to him. Also, there's a dojo near my house.

1032
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:34,359
Speaker 5: Okay, Look, tomorrow's never guaranteed what they're asked today, you know,

1033
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 5: truly what they're asked to. I'm timpted to say. I'm

1034
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 5: gonna say it's not too old.

1035
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 10: But you know, my worst fear is actually falling too

1036
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 10: as an older person.

1037
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 5: So you gotta be ready to fun some up you

1038
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 5: can't fix. Yeah, just have like a really sturdy gage. Yeah,

1039
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 5: a good stance.

1040
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 7: It's a.

1041
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 1: Modified version. Is you do it like this, I'm gonna

1042
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: do it have to speed.

1043
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,399
Speaker 3: Okay, but aren't those classes like you'll be the forty

1044
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 3: five year old and you're in class with like an

1045
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:14,320
Speaker 3: eight year old it's okay that eight year old.

1046
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 5: I don't know that eighty year old's attention. Why are

1047
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:20,720
Speaker 5: you looking at me like that little bitch?

1048
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Wait a minute.

1049
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 2: How do I get Lowell's mother to stop smoking pot

1050
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:28,720
Speaker 2: around my kids?

1051
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 5: She's a regular to the.

1052
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 3: Show, fo paid friend of the pod.

1053
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 5: Okay, grandma smoking pot around the kid?

1054
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, eddie eddies tink, sure eddies would be good.

1055
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 5: Tincture is quicker? No, I'm like, okay, So how do

1056
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 5: you make it feel less fun for her? Because that's

1057
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 5: how you get her? Just stop so she just just so,

1058
00:55:55,520 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 5: this is your mother in law, I'm assuming, okay, okay,

1059
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 5: so you need to get one of your friends that

1060
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 5: has the highest tolerance and have them smoke her under

1061
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 5: the fucking table. Give her so violently high that she

1062
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 5: never ever ever wants to smoke again, and then she'll

1063
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,479
Speaker 5: associate that experience with smoking around you and she'll never

1064
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 5: want to do it. Get her, so just get her

1065
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 5: so fucking smart.

1066
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: I love it.

1067
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 5: Smart smart?

1068
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 2: How do I not take it personally when my eight

1069
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 2: year old kid teases me his current obsession is burned? Like,

1070
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 2: oh my god, no more male toxicity up in the

1071
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 2: you know, what get him a little stand up comedy

1072
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 2: class so he can write some jokes and tell some

1073
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 2: jokes on stage and feel like Joe Rogan or whatever

1074
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 2: the fuck.

1075
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 5: I feel like for me, Like, look, I'm a queen,

1076
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,839
Speaker 5: you know, so we have a culture called reading where

1077
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 5: the library is open. I'm man, I don't know. I

1078
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 5: just like read his last bag, like he wants. I like,

1079
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 5: I'm gonna makeing a scorching hot motherfucker, be like, yeah,

1080
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 5: that's why your hands to wive of them little ass shoulders.

1081
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:19,439
Speaker 1: You'd be like, yeah, that's why you dooped.

1082
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 5: In your pants three summers ago, a little bitch, remember that? Yeah,

1083
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 5: fight fire, fight, yr.

1084
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 2: Would you rather have a rich partner or a partner

1085
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 2: with good sexibilities?

1086
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 1: Is that a real question? Or is this like knives

1087
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 1: out onions? Shall can rich people not be good at texts?

1088
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 5: I guess not. You know what I would say, get

1089
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 5: the rich partners so you can buy them sex lessons. Yeah,

1090
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 5: and that way, I don't even know sex lisits or

1091
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,959
Speaker 5: even the thing. But even if it were, you would

1092
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 5: be hiring a sex worker. And sex work is real work.

1093
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 5: Let's stimulate that he got it in this is this

1094
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 5: is a tough one.

1095
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 1: Let's do it. I do the job of three people

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00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 1: all the time. What why?

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00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 3: How does this make sense? Written in all caps? All caps?

1098
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 3: Are you working the lights right now too?

1099
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 2: I mean, look, maybe you can give up some power.

1100
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 2: You sound like your type A. Maybe you need to

1101
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 2: figure out how to ask people for help. And it

1102
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 2: won't be perfect the way you want it. But that's okay.

1103
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 5: Ooh and that's a tough lesson to learn for anyone

1104
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 5: who's type A.

1105
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: Truly. Yeah, I don't know.

1106
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 5: I wouldn't know, but it sounds like it will be.

1107
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 2: Whenever I feel overwhelmed, I'm like, oh, I could just

1108
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 2: ask people, you know what I mean, Like I forget,

1109
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,920
Speaker 2: like I'm just out here doing it because I'm like

1110
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 2: I just have to.

1111
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 5: Yes, just ask ask. You have to ask.

1112
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 1: I ask you all the time.

1113
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 5: Yes.

1114
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 1: And I and I'm down to clown, you know what

1115
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: I'm saying.

1116
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 5: I fully suffer. I fully suffer. And then I sit

1117
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 5: there and I just like keep on like casually, like

1118
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 5: mentioning like crazy this all this no, And then and

1119
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 5: then you know what, and I realized, like this is

1120
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 5: one of my flaws, were like you need help?

1121
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 1: No, I'm good I'm good. Yeah, no, we're not good.

1122
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 5: I'm learning. I think like now I would say I

1123
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 5: ask for help at least like four times a year.

1124
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 5: Now four all the times a year.

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00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 1: That's huge.

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00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 3: That's what we call brow Yeah yeah, yeah, people how

1127
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 3: to type A people ask? Then like, what are some

1128
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 3: signals that type A people need help.

1129
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 2: There's a lot of prefacing shit, like you might be busy,

1130
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can let me just can

1131
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 2: you just real quick just because I'm doing and then

1132
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 2: they got to give you the resume? What because I'm

1133
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 2: doing this other seven stuff? So if you could do

1134
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 2: this one thing because you're like still like a martyr,

1135
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 2: but like I'm amazing, you know what I mean. So

1136
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 2: it's like that fucking thing where you could just like boss,

1137
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 2: people are like can you do this?

1138
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 1: I need it done.

1139
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 2: That's it, that's all. And then people will be so

1140
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 2: glad that you asked for help or not. But now

1141
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 2: you know who to ask for, you know who to ask,

1142
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 2: so like, yeah, just.

1143
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 1: Fucking do it. Let that be a lesson to all

1144
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 1: of you.

1145
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I mean filming my own show for forty

1146
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 2: two days and nights. If I didn't ask people for things.

1147
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:50,439
Speaker 2: Then I would not be alive. And you can look

1148
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 2: in someone's face and tell if they get heavier back.

1149
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 2: And if you can't read that room, then learn how

1150
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 2: to do that first. Okay, what's your favorite book you've

1151
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 2: read this past year? Survival, the thickest plus sized essays

1152
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 2: in a small minder World.

1153
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: Favorite books? Everyone.

1154
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1155
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: I can't barely get through a circus, so you tell me.

1156
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 5: I have to admit.

1157
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: I read Moby Dick and How Daring. I only got

1158
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 1: to I only got to chapter eighteen.

1159
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 5: I read Apple News on my phone when I wake

1160
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 5: up in the morning. I did start a book last

1161
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 5: year in twenty twenty two.

1162
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: Oh what book was that?

1163
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 5: I don't remember. I know it takes places Leanna and

1164
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 5: there's a murder.

1165
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 1: Wait, the Garden of Good and Evil, Yes, the Gardener the.

1166
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 5: Midnight Midnight and yeah we did that ship. But it

1167
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,439
Speaker 5: also audio books, so it wasn't hurt.

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01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 1: That's about a track, yeah, is it not. There's a

1169
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 1: tag queen character in.

1170
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 5: The in the book. Yes, yes, lady, she's an icon.

1171
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 5: Legends are she actually played herself in the movie. In

1172
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 5: the movie because it was funny and I heard the

1173
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 5: story from one of the people that was in casting

1174
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 5: on that film, and they said, like, just like jokingly,

1175
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 5: They're like, oh, if there was like one person that

1176
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,919
Speaker 5: I could like really see play Lady Shabbie, it would

1177
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 5: be Whitney Houston. And he said she slapped him in

1178
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 5: the face and she said, motherfucker, how dare you? She said,

1179
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 5: only person who plays Lady Shabbie is Lady Ship and

1180
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 5: she played Lady Chaplet.

1181
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 2: Sometimes motherfuckers need to slash.

1182
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 5: That's why. That's what I'm saying. Sometimes if you just

1183
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 5: slapped someone in the mouth. Yeah, also a great one.

1184
01:02:56,920 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 2: Anyways, very and anyways, what was the question before the book?

1185
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 1: Okay book?

1186
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 5: Yeah? Wow, I did.

1187
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 3: I did read a really good one called locking Up

1188
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 3: Their Own, our Own excuse Me. It was about black

1189
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 3: police officers and how putting black police officers on the

1190
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 3: force will not solve all our problems hashtag what happened

1191
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 3: in Memphis and there was a time when people actually

1192
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 3: thought it would. And it talks about how we sometimes

1193
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 3: take on the values of our oppressors and integrating the

1194
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 3: police force backfired and it did not work.

1195
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 1: So we got to dig deeper and find something else.

1196
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 2: And also in everyday life, Like anytime I talked to

1197
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 2: a comedian friend female who is jealous of somebody else.

1198
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 2: Why why are you jealous? Why do you think there's

1199
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 2: only supposed to be one of us? Wouldn't it be

1200
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 2: better if it was more of us all together working together.

1201
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:53,600
Speaker 1: Let's produce something together.

1202
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1203
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,040
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? That is? But that's

1204
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,760
Speaker 1: what that mentality is in our every day.

1205
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,880
Speaker 2: We are micro do saying fucking trauma every day and

1206
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 2: we don't realize do you know what I mean?

1207
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 5: I know exactly.

1208
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm literally staring off in the distance thinking

1209
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 3: about what you're saying.

1210
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 1: I can't wait, I'm processing that shit.

1211
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 2: I just see this quote maybe Viola Davis. She definitely

1212
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 2: has someone running on Instagram.

1213
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 5: But because.

1214
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 2: What was being happy for someone else's success will never

1215
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 2: fuck up yours?

1216
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 1: Yes, so just do that, Okay.

1217
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 2: Last question, how do you file your taxes without having

1218
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 2: a panic attack?

1219
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 3: You can always get in a stansion. Yeah and have

1220
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,400
Speaker 3: someone else do them. Yeah, have someone else do them

1221
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 3: for sure. If you're gosh, you can get an extension

1222
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 3: until October. That's what I usually do because I get

1223
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,480
Speaker 3: paid through so many ways. I sound like a gangster.

1224
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,760
Speaker 1: Extension for your taxes, not your hair. Lol.

1225
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:54,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.

1226
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:55,760
Speaker 1: That's a good way to do it.

1227
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 3: It just takes the pressure off and you can get

1228
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 3: to it in the summertime, you know, so you're not

1229
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 3: running to the post office at midnight.

1230
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 1: Please God take this, you know.

1231
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 2: Just also ask questions because all that shit overwhelms me.

1232
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 2: So I'm always like, talk to me like, I'm fine,

1233
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:12,600
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Just explain it to me.

1234
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,960
Speaker 2: Why do I have to do this? Why why do

1235
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 2: I have to show you this? How do I make

1236
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,640
Speaker 2: this work for my Like? Ask questions because your money

1237
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 2: is like your body. Okay, you are in charge. Ask

1238
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 2: all the questions.

1239
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 1: Oh, good answer, good answer.

1240
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,720
Speaker 5: Don What do you do? You have any advice?

1241
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 10: I use a tax service, so I just my advice

1242
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 10: is find a tax service.

1243
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 1: Right block.

1244
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:39,320
Speaker 10: Or it's a company called Brass Taxes. And if you

1245
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:42,920
Speaker 10: say I referred to, I get a discount. So Brass Taxes.

1246
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:48,560
Speaker 10: But I have all ten ninety nine, and so it's

1247
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:50,120
Speaker 10: let's torture.

1248
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,480
Speaker 3: I got you, I got you all ten ninety nine.

1249
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 3: Do you have a do you have an ES corporate?

1250
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 1: A corp? Oh lord, I don't.

1251
01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 5: I'm just a private so proprietor.

1252
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:07,440
Speaker 1: Yeap that I'm a private soul proprietor. Oh so mysterious.

1253
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's not. I will I will say this

1254
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 5: about taxes.

1255
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 10: I will say this is kind of fun doing the

1256
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 10: whole like expensing and seeing what I spent money on

1257
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:18,760
Speaker 10: and where the money is going because I don't pay attention.

1258
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:25,080
Speaker 3: Taxes are so sexy, and that's literally yeah, they're super sexy.

1259
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 3: Just get the you know. The thing about it is like, yeah,

1260
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 3: be the hammer, not the nail. Get it done. Don't

1261
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,680
Speaker 3: be scared. I think what people are scared of is

1262
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:36,000
Speaker 3: is that they're gonna. Oh right, that's what you're scared of,

1263
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,040
Speaker 3: that you're gonna Oh but the I R S also

1264
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 3: has payment plans as well.

1265
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 1: See me after the show.

1266
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 5: Everybody, Okay, are we really is our last question really

1267
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 5: gonna be about it?

1268
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:54,160
Speaker 1: It's not I did put in there. Here's one.

1269
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 2: What are ways to spice up a long term relationship?

1270
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:07,360
Speaker 1: Three to four imagination? I have that sex six years?

1271
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 1: How do you keep it sexy?

1272
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:12,080
Speaker 5: You know? I feel like it's really about surprising each other.

1273
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 5: Also just taking the time to do things that are

1274
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 5: like thoughtful, even if it's just like just like to me,

1275
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:24,840
Speaker 5: like the sexy things, you're just like anticipating a need,

1276
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:27,080
Speaker 5: like when you when you're when you're in, when you're

1277
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,480
Speaker 5: in it for a long time. Having a partner that

1278
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 5: can like anticipate a need or like something that you

1279
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 5: may like want beforehand is like immediately sexy.

1280
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:36,720
Speaker 1: I guess.

1281
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,840
Speaker 5: So, like pay attention to your partner, pay attention to

1282
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 5: their their like patterns, the things they do, you know,

1283
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 5: or like the way that they do something, and then

1284
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,400
Speaker 5: just kind of like maybe just like take a little

1285
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:50,520
Speaker 5: bit off of their plate, you know, and then like

1286
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,040
Speaker 5: when you take that a little bit off of their plate,

1287
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:57,520
Speaker 5: it makes room for more sexiness. Baby.

1288
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:03,800
Speaker 3: I think that's called emotional labor. And the second shift.

1289
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 1: I've heard about that. Yeah, that's exactly.

1290
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:08,800
Speaker 3: Once you hit that, Once you get to that point,

1291
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:11,240
Speaker 3: you can't live on passion as much anymore. It's the

1292
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 3: taking out the trash, It's it's the it's the doing

1293
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:16,880
Speaker 3: the dishes, it's the making the coffee in the morning.

1294
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:20,599
Speaker 3: It's the yeah, yeah, that that will get a lady

1295
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:21,360
Speaker 3: rock hard.

1296
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:21,519
Speaker 7: You know.

1297
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 5: I'm that lady.

1298
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:36,320
Speaker 2: My husband in the morning, he makes my coffee, but

1299
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,559
Speaker 2: then he'll also put a little cup of water out

1300
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:43,120
Speaker 2: and my vitamin D. And so if I'm in the bathroom,

1301
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:46,960
Speaker 2: like your vitamin D downstairs, I was like, fuck it

1302
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:52,719
Speaker 2: is and so that's hells And also like going home

1303
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:55,960
Speaker 2: tonight like late, you know, this is a ball white

1304
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,400
Speaker 2: man from Europe. Okay, but I'll go home and he'll

1305
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 2: have my Bonnie laid out for me on my pillow,

1306
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:02,160
Speaker 2: so I'll have to look for it.

1307
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:08,479
Speaker 5: Ship. Yes, he anticipated that need. He's like, I'm gonna

1308
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,479
Speaker 5: keep them edges moisture up.

1309
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,799
Speaker 1: That's how you keep on the ship moist Yes.

1310
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:21,000
Speaker 5: Bruh, bruh, blah blah, brah brah brah brah brah broh broh.

1311
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:25,280
Speaker 1: Okay, so.

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Speaker 2: I, oh my god, I can I had a hole

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Speaker 2: in my pants anyways, So we asked all of our guests.

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Speaker 2: We ask all our guests what is the most adult

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Speaker 2: thing you want to do for yourself that you haven't

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01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,639
Speaker 2: had time to do for yourself yet?

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01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 1: And it can be anything big small in between.

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Speaker 5: I okay, yeah, okay, you know what this is adult

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Speaker 5: for me because I define what adult is for myself

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Speaker 5: the way that anybody else should. I really want to

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Speaker 5: take a vacation in September because I've never been to Italy.

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01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:27,400
Speaker 5: I want to go to Italy, pack a Caprice son,

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Speaker 5: go to Capri and wear a pair of capris. Will

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Speaker 5: I drank a Caprice son and the Caprice son.

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Speaker 1: I walk it for that sake?

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Speaker 11: Alaay Wow, I mean the Capri of it all, the

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Speaker 11: Capri of it all.

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Speaker 1: That's got to be an Internet since say, Sean.

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Speaker 3: Listen high see high see when it's up to me?

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Speaker 3: Or is that Caprice son?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, God, we don't remember things, Jordan, And that's okay,

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01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:20,840
Speaker 2: Ginko below, but can only do so much, bitch. It's

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01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,719
Speaker 2: just that part of your brain is just like, I'm good,

1334
01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:25,200
Speaker 2: I did what I gotta do.

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01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,240
Speaker 1: I'mna leave.

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01:11:27,439 --> 01:11:31,960
Speaker 2: I'm telling you you ain't kind of remember everything.

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01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I know, I'm trying.

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01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 2: You know what I love to I just love to

1339
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:42,120
Speaker 2: see successful queer performers in loving relationships.

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01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:46,200
Speaker 1: Wow, that's so nice with good in laws.

1341
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:52,479
Speaker 2: How the fuck did you manage that? It is giving

1342
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:54,479
Speaker 2: pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, honey.

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01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:58,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I will say this about Shakula. Yeah, was

1344
01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:03,439
Speaker 3: wearing a Christopher John Rogers outfit that my sister then

1345
01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:06,759
Speaker 3: showed up in a week later and Christopher John Rogers

1346
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:10,320
Speaker 3: is my sister's friend, and it just felt so cool.

1347
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:13,040
Speaker 3: I was like, full circle, full circle. That was That

1348
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 3: was a nice moment for me.

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01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:15,680
Speaker 1: Platforms be platforming.

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01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:20,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like there's this anti woke campaign happening

1351
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:24,719
Speaker 2: in America now, which is so funny because the people

1352
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:27,519
Speaker 2: writing jokes about being anti woke were the first woke

1353
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:30,719
Speaker 2: motherfucker's out here doing shit twenty twenty five years ago.

1354
01:12:31,479 --> 01:12:34,800
Speaker 2: So I think it's always okay to support who you

1355
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:35,559
Speaker 2: want to support.

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01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:38,360
Speaker 1: Yes, please do. Yeah, it's fun.

1357
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:43,120
Speaker 2: I would love a side by side who wore it breast?

1358
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:46,599
Speaker 1: Oh man, I love doing the show with your friend.

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01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 1: I really do. Oh if I don't say it enough,

1360
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:53,479
Speaker 1: it's true. You haven't said it at all. This is

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01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 1: the first time IM we're hearing it. That's not true.

1362
01:12:56,479 --> 01:12:58,719
Speaker 3: I hugged you and said you were great, great, great,

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01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:02,680
Speaker 3: great great. The last live show, I said that I

1364
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:05,120
Speaker 3: was so doused in rose and edibles.

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01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:08,200
Speaker 1: It was beautiful. I was, yeah, you were so high.

1366
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 1: I was like, my god, let's go fly a kite.

1367
01:13:11,479 --> 01:13:12,519
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that?

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01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:12,840
Speaker 3: Like?

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01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:14,720
Speaker 1: No good? I was happy for you.

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01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:17,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been working on like finding the

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01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:20,120
Speaker 3: right amounts of everything to uh to make sure that

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Speaker 3: I still get the job done and and yet access

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01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:24,519
Speaker 3: the happy. I'm here for that.

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01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:28,160
Speaker 2: You know, if you want to microdose something or you guys,

1375
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:31,759
Speaker 2: whatever you need to do is great. Don't beat yourself

1376
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:34,799
Speaker 2: up because you just want to have fun doing something

1377
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:36,800
Speaker 2: like that's okay. I was just talking to my friend

1378
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:40,280
Speaker 2: about this this morning because she's going through menopause and

1379
01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:42,160
Speaker 2: she doesn't want to take anything because she's like, this

1380
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:42,719
Speaker 2: is my body.

1381
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:46,000
Speaker 1: I should my bitch. Don't be a hero. We don't

1382
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:49,439
Speaker 1: need a shiro, do you know what I mean? Like

1383
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,040
Speaker 1: these things are made for a reason.

1384
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,400
Speaker 2: Like I'm not out here being like go get hooked

1385
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,120
Speaker 2: on oxycotton or whatever the fuck.

1386
01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:58,639
Speaker 1: But like, you know, get yourself some oshraganda, some shit

1387
01:13:59,040 --> 01:13:59,679
Speaker 1: and some rose.

1388
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:02,400
Speaker 3: Yes, we don't need another shiro. We don't need to

1389
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:05,439
Speaker 3: find the way home. Just that's what Tina Turner said,

1390
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:11,120
Speaker 3: and and I completely agree. Listen, yes, on that note,

1391
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:13,599
Speaker 3: I'm going to go, uh find some medicals.

1392
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:16,439
Speaker 1: This is oh my god, this was a podcast taping.

1393
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:20,200
Speaker 1: This just turn You're like, I'm kind of.

1394
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:21,960
Speaker 2: Done with whatever I was saying, and I'm kind of

1395
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,680
Speaker 2: overhead than what.

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01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:26,760
Speaker 3: You always get to do that, Michelle, you always get

1397
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:28,200
Speaker 3: to do that. I want to do it. I want

1398
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 3: to be like, I'm too busy for this. You tak

1399
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:32,320
Speaker 3: them my bra off. Now I'm taking a.

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01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,759
Speaker 1: Shout out to all the only children listening.

1401
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,160
Speaker 2: This is what it's like having a friend that has

1402
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:41,040
Speaker 2: siblings and you're like, Okay, I always do it.

1403
01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:45,840
Speaker 1: Okay, if you say so, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're

1404
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:47,720
Speaker 1: always you never.

1405
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:49,519
Speaker 5: Make me, you always do it.

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01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:54,080
Speaker 1: You're right, I am. I am making it total. But

1407
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,640
Speaker 1: but I got things I got to do. I gotta go,

1408
01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaker 1: I gotta go.

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01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:01,960
Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, Yeah, pick up your new glasses frames, go

1410
01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:03,080
Speaker 2: pick up your kids.

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01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 3: I'm not wearing glasses today. People, today, we should end

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01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:12,240
Speaker 3: this episode. Yeah, good night.

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Speaker 1: Good night jump let oh. For fuck's sake, this has

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Speaker 1: been an exactly right production. Our senior producer is g Howlly.

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01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:27,880
Speaker 1: Our associate producer is Alex Cheat. This episode was mixed

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01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:31,240
Speaker 1: by John Bradley. Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner. Additional

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01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:34,240
Speaker 1: production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton. Theme song and live

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01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:37,320
Speaker 1: show djang is by Don will. Our live show producer

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01:15:37,439 --> 01:15:41,920
Speaker 1: is Marion Ways. Artwork by Jamie Bechtel. Photography by Guys

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Speaker 1: vander Most.

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01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:46,719
Speaker 3: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hartstar, and Daniel Kramer.

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Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:53,400
Speaker 3: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 2: Mmmm