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Speaker 1: people are gonna think that that cheese is aged perfectly

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Speaker 1: for him. Yeah, So that that was the thing I had.

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Speaker 1: This like traumatic work moment happened on Tuesday, Tuesday night,

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Speaker 1: first performance in nearly a year. It was the end

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Speaker 1: of twenty three, the last time I was on stage.

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Speaker 1: Now Here's why was it because I wasn't getting bookings. No,

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Speaker 1: I had opportunities. In fact, there was a couple that

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Speaker 1: I was committed to that was gonna do. And then

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Speaker 1: my health has not been good for the majority of

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Speaker 1: this year. It just it hasn't The before mentioned crone

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Speaker 1: disease has just read havoc on me in twenty twenty four. Now,

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Speaker 1: finally I have in the last month received some medical

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Speaker 1: attention and some help. Finally that is that is helping me.

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Speaker 1: I'm starting to feel good again. So then that's where

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm ready to be funny, like I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to get on stage, because it's hard, like when you're

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Speaker 1: just physically mentally so drained all the time and you

441
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Speaker 1: know you're sick, you feel sick, you're exhausted, but you

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Speaker 1: still have to go to work every day. And then

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Speaker 1: you're like, all right, now I want to work on

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Speaker 1: like my like you know, I want to be creative.

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Speaker 1: It's like, not only physically, are you too tired to

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Speaker 1: do it? Mentally Jesus I. Mentally it has been the

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00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: hardest part. I just couldn't get my mind right in

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Speaker 1: order to be in a position to try to try

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Speaker 1: to write or try to perform. And it's tough. It's tough.

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Speaker 1: But I'll started to feel a little better, so I'm like,

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Speaker 1: let's get out, let's go do stuff, like let's let's

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Speaker 1: see what's up.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: It felt so good. So yeah, thank thank you again

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Speaker 1: to Kent put me on there and to go back

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Speaker 1: to Lincoln after that second show in Lincoln two years

457
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Speaker 1: ago where it was just the bombing of all bombs.

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Speaker 1: It was bombs over bag Dad. It was bad to

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Speaker 1: be able to go back to Lincoln on stage and

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Speaker 1: hear laughter. That's that. That that did it for me,

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Speaker 1: Like that was I did a lot for me mentally.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Jago. I'd have told wasn't there, but I

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Speaker 1: know if he was, he would have been cheering like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just I know he would have. But uh yeah.

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Speaker 1: So it was awesome show, really bad clean up. But

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Speaker 1: I had an idea. I had a set list, right,

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Speaker 1: I had jokes, I had things I wanted to talk about,

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Speaker 1: and then that happened and I'm like, I just kind

469
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Speaker 1: of have to like talk about this, like I want

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Speaker 1: to get in front of people and talk about the

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Speaker 1: ship on the wall. So then I had to write

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Speaker 1: all this, you know, jokes and they weren't even like

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Speaker 1: really jokes as much as they were just like telling

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Speaker 1: my stories, and you know, it was fun. It actually

475
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Speaker 1: worked perfect for the type of show we were doing

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Speaker 1: with the Wings because it's like there was a lot

477
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Speaker 1: of stopping starts within the set of Eating the Wings,

478
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Speaker 1: and then you I just had no clue how I

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Speaker 1: was going to handle the wings had how hot they

480
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Speaker 1: were going to be, and how it was going to

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Speaker 1: impact me and so not. Actually, uh, it ended up

482
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: working out perfect to be able to to talk about

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Speaker 1: that guy who shit all over the bathroom. But so

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Speaker 1: that's that's it, Jojo. I don't know if you would

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Speaker 1: ever want to. I mean, that's the thing, like if

486
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Speaker 1: we ever had, you know, a studio where we had guessed, like, well, shit,

487
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: we have guests here, but like if it was open

488
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Speaker 1: to the public and people could come to the Laugh

489
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Speaker 1: with Me podcast studios and they could see it, and

490
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Speaker 1: they could see it were recording, and they could watch

491
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Speaker 1: a show or whatever and just kind of see everything

492
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,239
Speaker 1: that happens here. One of the feature of things they

493
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Speaker 1: could see is like a men's room with shit over

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Speaker 1: the walls, and we'd have to like pump and smell

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Speaker 1: and just give them like kind of that full experience.

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Speaker 1: I have a picture of it. I took a picture

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Speaker 1: of it. This is not something I wanted to do.

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Speaker 1: This was something I had to do just so that

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Speaker 1: I could prove that it actually happened. I'm holding onto

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Speaker 1: this picture just in case somebody the haters are like,

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Speaker 1: that didn't happen, Jeremy, You're a liared. This is that

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Speaker 1: there's nobody just shits on the wall all around the toilet,

503
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, though, this happened, and I cleaned it up,

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Speaker 1: and that toilet was pristine when I was done. I

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Speaker 1: would put the picture out there if people wanted to

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Speaker 1: see it, but I am not about to put it

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Speaker 1: out there without some kind of warning. Put the warning

508
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Speaker 1: in front of the episode, you know. And we were

509
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Speaker 1: called a weirdly wholesome podcast, comedy podcast, because most comedy

510
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: podcasts out there aren't so aren't so wholesome. Well, today

511
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: we threw that out the window. Huh. Yeah. We went

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Speaker 1: straight for the shit and the poop jokes down in

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Speaker 1: the gutter with the rest of them down in the gutter, Theo,

514
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Speaker 1: Burt Kreischer, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Joe Rogan too, probably

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Speaker 1: I don't know, deep in the shit he gets, he

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Speaker 1: gets and everything else. Yep, we stoop low today. Hey,

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Speaker 1: that's what you gotta do sometimes. Story Jojo story Time

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Speaker 1: with joh Man. We did all this and we we

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Speaker 1: did we play any clips from we did We haven't

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Speaker 1: even played any clips from the show. So we're gonna,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna play some clips on the show

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Speaker 1: down the line. Because what I think might be fun

523
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Speaker 1: is to do like a watch along episode where we

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Speaker 1: listened to the set and then like critique it real time.

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00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: I think that could be fun. Again, I haven't been

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Speaker 1: on stage in nearly a year or so. I'm know

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00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: Matt rife up there, but it uh again, it was

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Speaker 1: fun to get back on stage and uh more, it's

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Speaker 1: a common but thank you so much for listening story

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Speaker 1: time with jo We've got a new episode coming to

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Speaker 1: you very very soon. In fact, I think we we're

532
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: we're creating some new ship here uh uh here at

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00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: the APA the studios that Jojo and I are gonna

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00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: have out uh very soon, maybe even as really as

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Speaker 1: tomorrow the Friday. And that's just you know, if you're

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Speaker 1: a football fan, especially of a team that is maybe

537
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: within the bottom five of the NFL, something might be

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Speaker 1: interested in. But yeah, thanks for listening. Hopefully I didn't

539
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Speaker 1: grow see out too much. I just hey, you know,

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Speaker 1: I just know that I cleaned all that shit up

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Speaker 1: and I didn't puke once. You know why, because I'm

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Speaker 1: built different