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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast,

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Speaker 1: Firm Morning Show. It is the fifteen minute morning show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Hey hi, all right, here we go. There's Froggy and

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Speaker 1: there's Scotty B and there's Scary. There's Gandhi. Welcome back, Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: We missed you Friday even though we didn't have a podcast.

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Speaker 1: I missed you guys too. It's nice Nate. There's our

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Speaker 1: birthday girl, Danielle, Happy Birthday. There's Garrett, and there's Brody

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Speaker 1: in the den. I feel I feel like I'm like

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Speaker 1: and also starring al Pacino as the killer like final credit, No,

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Speaker 1: I always give you like I don't know, I always

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Speaker 1: leave you last on the credits. Yeah, I'm good with that.

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Speaker 1: He's like, I get like last building. It's good. A

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Speaker 1: lot of times last building is the most important people. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: uh so what are we talking about on this? Dropped something?

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Speaker 1: What are we doing? So many ideas? I'm shocked at

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Speaker 1: something that Froggy said that he says he said it

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Speaker 1: before on the show, but I never heard him say it.

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Speaker 1: So to me, my mouth dropped open today. Then when

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Speaker 1: he was dating Lisa, he had cheated on her. I

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Speaker 1: wasn't cheating oh, you almost cheated. You almost How do

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Speaker 1: you get busted if you're not cheating? Didn't Okay, you're

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Speaker 1: not busted. So she had asked me if I was

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Speaker 1: talking to somebody and I said no. When she asked

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Speaker 1: me a couple of times and I said no, But

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Speaker 1: I was so what she waited. She was very slick.

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Speaker 1: I will say the way she did it was perfect.

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Speaker 1: So she waited for a couple of days and kept

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Speaker 1: seeing the phone number on my phone that was under

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Speaker 1: somebody else's name, and she waited and waited, and then

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Speaker 1: one night, in the middle of the night, I got

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Speaker 1: up to go to the bathroom and I noticed my

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Speaker 1: phone wasn't laying on the counter charging, and so I

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Speaker 1: was kind of looking around and she said, you're looking

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Speaker 1: for this and I said it was in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the night. I said yeah. She opened up my phone.

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Speaker 1: It was a flip phone. That's how long ago this was,

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Speaker 1: and she said whose numbers that? And it was it

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Speaker 1: was it was one thirty in the morning. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to say it was like She's like, she's like,

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Speaker 1: do yourself a favor. Say nothing. I've already spoken to her.

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Speaker 1: She she my phone was supposed to flip this way.

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Speaker 1: She bent it back the other way, bent my phone

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Speaker 1: in half and snapped it into two pieces, and she

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Speaker 1: handed it to me, and she told me that I

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Speaker 1: should probably get my things in, go find somewhere else

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Speaker 1: still live for a little while. And then how did

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Speaker 1: you finally get her back? Well, because I told her

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Speaker 1: that I told her that I had never seen this person.

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Speaker 1: We we we it was it was an ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: We were talking. But I so I called the ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what did you tell her? And she said,

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Speaker 1: I told her that we were talking. I said, we

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Speaker 1: need to let her know we've never seen each other,

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Speaker 1: We've never had a plan to see each other. Was nothing,

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Speaker 1: And so she finally understood and eventually was able to

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Speaker 1: let her know that I was sorry, and I have

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Speaker 1: never spoken to that girl again, and I never planned to. No,

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Speaker 1: you were not cheating, so therefore you were not snagged.

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Speaker 1: Thought I was emotionally connected to this person by talking

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Speaker 1: to them, and therefore that I had told her that

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Speaker 1: I wasn't, so I was lying to her. That's what

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Speaker 1: she was. Question. If you weren't busted, do you think

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Speaker 1: things would have progressed? No, I never I never did

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Speaker 1: want to see her. I enjoyed just having conversations with her,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't want to I did not want to

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Speaker 1: see her. But in my mind I told myself that

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Speaker 1: while I'm just talking to her, it's not cheating, it's

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Speaker 1: not a big deal. But anytime you tell your significant

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Speaker 1: other that you're not doing something because you know they

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Speaker 1: don't want you doing it, you should not be doing it.

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Speaker 1: And that's what I learned from that example. Or you

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Speaker 1: tell them what you're doing is totally fine and they're

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Speaker 1: they're overboard and thinking there's something wrong. Right, Seriously, I

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Speaker 1: didn't go that to have a friendship. It was the

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Speaker 1: next girlfriend though. There was no reason for me to

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Speaker 1: be having a relationship, with no reason for me to

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Speaker 1: be having a talk with her. There was no reason.

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Speaker 1: Never a scumbag, No, I'm not a scumbag. He learned,

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Speaker 1: he arned camera, I learned lesson but hold on a

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Speaker 1: on a bright side, guess what I said all this

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Speaker 1: this this weekend, Kayden and I were on the golf

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Speaker 1: course and I'm about to hit a out and this

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Speaker 1: piece of paper blows by and I'm like, what the

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Speaker 1: So I turned around, I look on the ground, and

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Speaker 1: I think it's fake. There's a hundred dollar bill on

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Speaker 1: the ground, and I'm like, where the fund did that

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Speaker 1: and another guy pulls up. He goes, hey, look what

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Speaker 1: I just found. He found two of them. There was

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars bills blowing around the golf course. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea where they came from, but where's the well,

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Speaker 1: you know what, did you at least do the fake

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Speaker 1: look around to see if anyone's looking. Yes, I did,

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Speaker 1: while also looking for more blowing around. The people that

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Speaker 1: were behind us waiting to waiting to play, They're like,

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Speaker 1: hurry up there, screaming with their hands in the air,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, we're looking for cash. I thought

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Speaker 1: we were looking for golf balls. It was a windy

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Speaker 1: cash Nato that sucks in the same lane as Froggy's

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Speaker 1: got caught. Gandhi was saying, well, I got caught shop lifting.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, now, this is like a week ago. Now

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Speaker 1: I was younger. But the worst part. It was my

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Speaker 1: dad's birthday and we had gone to j. C. Penny

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Speaker 1: sorry Jason Penny, to just do some shopping and I

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Speaker 1: found him a tie, which I paid for. But at

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Speaker 1: the same time, I found a bunch of like costume

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Speaker 1: jewelry and I thought they were really pretty rings. So

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'll just go ahead and take these,

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Speaker 1: and I stuffed him in the Yeah, I put him

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Speaker 1: in the same bag with the tie that I had

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Speaker 1: paid for, thinking, because I paid for the tie, no

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Speaker 1: one's gonna think I stole something. Except they had those

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Speaker 1: plain clothes security guards walking around watched me do the

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Speaker 1: whole thing, start to finish. So we walk out of

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Speaker 1: the store and he said, excuse me, can I look

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Speaker 1: in your bag? And my mom was like, oh, of course, sure.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I've never so much trouble. They busted me.

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Speaker 1: I was with my friend. They take you back into

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Speaker 1: a little room, they empty out all the contents of

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Speaker 1: the bag, and then they give you an estimate of

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Speaker 1: how much you have stolen. And it was a lot

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Speaker 1: because it took a lot of the rings. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I was like, I was it was for five dollars

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Speaker 1: because they said this could be a felony, and I

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Speaker 1: had the actual retail price of the added up jewelry. Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know the actual price. They just said it

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Speaker 1: and I think my parents extended it longer than it

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Speaker 1: should have been to teach me a lesson. My dad

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Speaker 1: was like, go ahead, lock her up, put her in jail.

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Speaker 1: Don't give me this kind of stuff for my birthday.

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Speaker 1: I know, totally should have totally shut up. Never Gail

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Speaker 1: and Gandhi anyone else here stolen from the store. I've stolen.

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Speaker 1: Front of store was everyone raising their hand. But when

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Speaker 1: I was when I was a kid, and I wasn't

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Speaker 1: allowed to have sugar, so I wanted one of those

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Speaker 1: bubble gum cigars, Remember those bubblegum cigars that the you know,

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Speaker 1: the powder came out at the end. So my mom

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Speaker 1: actually caught me putting it into my purse and she

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Speaker 1: came over to me and she dragged me out by

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Speaker 1: my ear and she's like, are you stealing? She was

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Speaker 1: screaming at me. She's like, I should turn you over

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Speaker 1: to the security guards right now. Thankfully she didn't, but

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Speaker 1: she scared the ship out of me. And then she said,

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Speaker 1: you're allowed to have sugar, because she said, if this

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Speaker 1: is what not having sugar does, do you have the

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Speaker 1: sugar turns into exactly have the sugar? Yeah, I stole

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Speaker 1: so when I was when I was a very young child,

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Speaker 1: my dad owned like some little country store in like

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Speaker 1: I was always gold there and just take what I

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Speaker 1: wanted to leave. My dad owned the store. So I

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Speaker 1: went to a convenience store with my mom to another store,

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Speaker 1: but my dad did known this one. So I just

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Speaker 1: grabbed a bunch of ship and walked back to the

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Speaker 1: car get the car. My Mom's like, where'd all that

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Speaker 1: come from? I'm like, I got in the store. You

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Speaker 1: didn't pay for that? Like, no, we didn't go back

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Speaker 1: in the store and explained to the lady behind the

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Speaker 1: register that he didn't understand stories like that. If you're

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Speaker 1: a little kid, you just fully understand. I think I

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Speaker 1: took a piece of candy once to my mom made

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Speaker 1: me take it back in. But gandhi, I mean you

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Speaker 1: were you were a teenager probably when that happened. Right,

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Speaker 1: I was eleven. I was too old to do it,

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Speaker 1: wait told to do it, But eleven's pretty young. But

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Speaker 1: I just can't imagine. And I know maybe we have

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Speaker 1: some people watching this right now who have taken things

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Speaker 1: of late for whatever reason. I just can't imagine, like

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Speaker 1: looking around, I would have a heart attack, would if

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Speaker 1: I get caught. I actually was in a store. I

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Speaker 1: didn't tell you guys this. I usually tell you everything.

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Speaker 1: I was in a store got about a week ago

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Speaker 1: out in New Jersey, right and I walked in and

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Speaker 1: I didn't find what I wanted and I walked out,

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Speaker 1: and you know, you when you know, when you do that,

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Speaker 1: A lady actually stopped me. She said, did I see

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Speaker 1: you take something over there? It was a drug store?

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Speaker 1: She said, did I take you? Did you take something

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Speaker 1: from the hair care product area? I said, no, you

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Speaker 1: didn't have what I was looking for. And she said, well,

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Speaker 1: it looked like you did take something. I said, well,

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Speaker 1: I picked up a product. It wasn't what I wanted

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Speaker 1: to be, and I put it back and she looked

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Speaker 1: at me. There was silence. I had silence, and we

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Speaker 1: both kind of blinked. I said to her, I started

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Speaker 1: smiling like this, I said, if you want to check

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Speaker 1: my pockets. I'll be very happy to do that, but

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Speaker 1: just understand you're not going to find anything, and it's

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Speaker 1: gonna get embarrassing. I know you're just doing your job,

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Speaker 1: but I'm just telling you right now. I didn't I

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Speaker 1: didn't say anything from your story. And she looked at me.

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Speaker 1: She said, you can be on your way, goodbye. And

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Speaker 1: as I walked out, I'm thinking I should have. I

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Speaker 1: should have emptied my pockets anyway, just to prove to her.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't. She thought I was. She thought I

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Speaker 1: was stealing hair care products. Have you ever been there

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Speaker 1: when someone has gotten busted for stealing? Oh man, More

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Speaker 1: like like a big department store. They do these things

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Speaker 1: where they pull like tinfoil or something in the shopping

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Speaker 1: bags and stuff, and it doesn't like register or something

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Speaker 1: when they go through and they I don't know, it's

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Speaker 1: so crazy what they come up with the craziest ways

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Speaker 1: of trying not to get caught. I was an Abercrombie.

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Speaker 1: Don't ask me why, but there was a bunch of

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Speaker 1: Rukis in the corner of the store and that all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, the gates went down and the person

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Speaker 1: down in the drest put the gates down. We were

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Speaker 1: Yeah forget. I hope you enjoyed your birthday at the beginning.

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Speaker 1: I like it. No matter what the conversation is, it

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Speaker 1: always come back to poop. At some point, we'll bring

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Speaker 1: it full circle to the story that was me today. Garrett,

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Speaker 1: thoughts for the show? What do you have? Sent Scotty

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Speaker 1: I didn't respond back to that text now, Garrett, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Jarrett sends me a text last night and I was

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Speaker 1: what the video is Stevo. Stevo did a comedy show

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Speaker 1: the investigators out there will find a way to look

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Speaker 1: at it exactly. I didn't show it, and I'm so

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Speaker 1: happy you boys are sending fecal matter videos to each other.

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Speaker 1: I'm sending it now. We're done. Happy Monday, Happy Birthday, Daniel.

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