WEBVTT - My Wife's Doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter. For today's subject,

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to tell my fiance about us? What he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to tell my fiance about us? But right now,

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<v Speaker 1>nephew in the building, we'll talk about the strawberry letter.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into it. Nephew in the building. Right now

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<v Speaker 1>with today's prank phone call, what do you have for

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<v Speaker 1>us today? Now, let's have your wife's doctor. Your wife's

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<v Speaker 1>okay doctor, that doesn't sound too badly, okay, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>time to be pranking doctors people like to. I know

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<v Speaker 1>they're a little busy calling, but you know, let's say,

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<v Speaker 1>no time prank prank duty calling, baby, prank duty called.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go get though. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>uh Andrew you please? Who's calling? This is dr and

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, yeah god, how are you doing? Doctor? How

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? I'm all right, she's not that she's

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<v Speaker 1>not in right now. It's you won't leave a methodism.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, liberal messages that you know, she came in.

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<v Speaker 1>She had an appointment this morning, right right, right, right, right? Anything, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>everything is good, everything's good. You know, I've been Andrew's

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<v Speaker 1>got to college just for question some time now. So yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, right right right, Okay, well listen can so

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<v Speaker 1>if she's able to get back in tomorrow, I need

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<v Speaker 1>to get one more good look at her. One more

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<v Speaker 1>good looks is everything? Okay? I just want to check

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<v Speaker 1>a few things, you know. If I get one more

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<v Speaker 1>good look, good look at her, I think I'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>One don't you'll do this like once, uh once or

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<v Speaker 1>twice a year and you wanted to come right back?

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<v Speaker 1>Is everything? Okay? Don you could tell me nuys, everything

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<v Speaker 1>all right with my wife? Uh yeah, Gregg, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Tell to me? You know, I'm not I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not proud to tell tell anyone what's going on with her.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's nothing really serious going on, okay, so you

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<v Speaker 1>can relax on that part. But I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>get one more good look at her, just to be sure.

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<v Speaker 1>One more good look for what do if nothing serious

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<v Speaker 1>going on? Well, I think, uh, I think what she'll

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<v Speaker 1>be fine, She'll be fine, She'll be fine. Great. Uh Man,

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<v Speaker 1>about the record, I'll tell you something man, and uh

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't really you know, talk like this, but

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<v Speaker 1>off the record, man, you you and I man, we'd

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<v Speaker 1>be Uh, we're the only ones, aren't we? What what

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<v Speaker 1>You and I were the only ones? Aren't we the

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<v Speaker 1>only ones? What you're talking about? What are you saying? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know we we're the only one that's seen it?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Oh what what are you saying? Uh? Just

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<v Speaker 1>just stating that, you know, off the record, you, you

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<v Speaker 1>and I we're the were the We're the only ones.

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<v Speaker 1>We know, we're the only ones. What what? What? What

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<v Speaker 1>are you saying? I'm not understanding what are you saying?

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<v Speaker 1>We are the only ones? What? Well, well, we we

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<v Speaker 1>have you and I have something in common. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you and I are the only one that's that's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, basically seen Andrea, what do you know? Wait

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, that's not a topic of discussing, doc, What

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<v Speaker 1>what are you trying to say? What do you saying

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<v Speaker 1>about my wife? I mean she's amazing, man, I mean, uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need you to tell me about my wife

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<v Speaker 1>being amazing. Doctor, you lost your dawn. Man. Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying she looks she looks amazing. She looks amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean any hard whoa, whoa, whoa? You ain't

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be looking at that in that type fashion, Doc,

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell is wrong with you? What type of

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<v Speaker 1>I'm professional? Is this here? You're telling my wife is amazing?

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<v Speaker 1>You lost your dawn? Man? I can't believe I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>a phone call like this. This the most unprofessionally do

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<v Speaker 1>they ever heard. But let's keep in mind, Greg, I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't really calling you. I was calling her. You know

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't talking to her. You're talking to me, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna bring that type on the phone to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you lost your mind? Professor? Is there a way

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<v Speaker 1>you can pass the message that, oh, I ain't passing

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to her? Do you hear me? You're gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>me do something crazy to you. I don't believe you

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<v Speaker 1>called me with that type talking about my wife. Me

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<v Speaker 1>and you and I got something in common. She's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you lost your damn mine? Sir? I didn't mean that.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think you did. Don't matter, It was just

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<v Speaker 1>a little no. I was been a little playful with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think that was gonna ain't because they don't play.

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with you? We're playing? I'm not playing? Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you whatever? A matter? Of fact. Do I need to

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<v Speaker 1>see you? I need to I need to see it,

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<v Speaker 1>have a session with you. We can talk about this

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<v Speaker 1>here tht your dog on man talking about my wife?

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<v Speaker 1>Amazing to you. You're the most unprofessional. I shouldn't even

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<v Speaker 1>go to you all these years. Or was there any

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<v Speaker 1>way you can get her to come in so I

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<v Speaker 1>get one good look at of the mall? He No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>she ain't coming down to that little ragg I'm coming

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<v Speaker 1>down there. When I come down there, we oh, no

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<v Speaker 1>matter say, I'm on my way down there. How are

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be there? We can we can straight down.

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<v Speaker 1>I've left the office for today. I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>call and see if I could get one good look

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<v Speaker 1>at her for the No, there you're gonna here with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Was more good? Gonna look? No No, that means are

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<v Speaker 1>you one thing? She ain't coming there to you? No more,

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<v Speaker 1>no more, no more? Is she coming back to see? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait wait, I don't want to lose a customer, not

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<v Speaker 1>not like you ain't gonna you ain't gonna lose a customer.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming there to mom. Make me a pointment. You

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<v Speaker 1>could check my ot to mom. You see how you

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<v Speaker 1>like that? Sir, that's what That's not possible. I'm definitely

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<v Speaker 1>gonna we don't want to lose her. If you like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna hurt me if I lose her as a class,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to miss seeing her. Don't hurt you.

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<v Speaker 1>It ain't gonna hurt you that you lose them. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hurt you when I get there. Don't you worry

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<v Speaker 1>about her, Greg, you gotta calm down. Okay, I was

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<v Speaker 1>being I was being playful, and I that we too.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you too old to be playful? Play I'm seeing

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<v Speaker 1>you in the morning, first thing in the morning. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what time you can? Can I ask you something? Greg?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a brother named Kyran? What they got

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<v Speaker 1>to do with didn't say what they gotta do with

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<v Speaker 1>my brother? What they got to do with you? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>What I wanted to tell you is, this is not

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<v Speaker 1>Dr Hendrick. This is left Few Timmy from the Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harbard Morning Show. Your brother Tyrant got me the prank

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<v Speaker 1>phone call you. I don't give us you. I'm coming

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<v Speaker 1>to see what what's the same? What? Hey? Greg? Greg? Greg,

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<v Speaker 1>pull up, take this out your brother Tyrant. This is

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<v Speaker 1>this is nephew Timmy, Man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Your brother Tyring got me the prank phone call you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I thought you said. Man, hold on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>oh man, let me stop for a minute. Man. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my goodness, boy, you lost your damn hold on. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't don't do like that. Man got my wife? Y'all,

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<v Speaker 1>what's my brother? I would be telling him first. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna see Tyring tomorrow. I'm gonna see him first day

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Man, morning. I'm ready to kill everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell no, Hey, I gotta ask you, man, what's the

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<v Speaker 1>baddest radio show in the land, the Steve Mmy. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to get one more tike at it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>one more peek at it. You know what I mean? Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know me, and we're the only ones that's insene it.

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<v Speaker 1>Me and you you know that, just me. I'm sorry, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell it. Montgomery, I'm bringing stupid to you, baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bringing it that Saturday night. Come get it, Come

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<v Speaker 1>get it Stupid. It's on the way to the Gump

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<v Speaker 1>Montgomery Performing Arts Center. So y'all getting ready. I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>the way Dallas for worth a Lincoln Ton improv I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on my way. It's only one night, only, one show only.

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<v Speaker 1>That is April Fools, Wednesday night. The food will be

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<v Speaker 1>at the Improv. Will get your tickets. It's one night only.

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<v Speaker 1>Laying in the cut is Dayton, Ohio. I will be

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<v Speaker 1>at the Funny Bone there and that will be Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, dude, what's the date on that. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>take a look. April third and fourth, Third and fourth,

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<v Speaker 1>two nights, two shows Friday, two shows on Saturday. The

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew is coming to Dawn, all right, and then, um,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. Did I tell Monica that I am

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<v Speaker 1>going to Mississippi? Yes, I am Jackson, Mississippi at chuckles.

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<v Speaker 1>That is Memorial weekend, Jackson. I'm on the white baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Get all Bring all your countries to me. I need

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<v Speaker 1>all that, all that, bring all that. If you're cooking

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<v Speaker 1>that weekend, bring that to me. But I'm in Jackson,

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<v Speaker 1>me more weekend. You don't want to miss the boy, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that is I'm trying. Yeah, I think I missed one,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, I give it to you later. I

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<v Speaker 1>did miss one. Get a bodyguard. That's my advice to you. April.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Sure. April tenth and eleven. I'm working for

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<v Speaker 1>the Bishop. I'm working for T. D. Jackson's called the

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<v Speaker 1>time to laugh here, do not want to miss me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Yeah, the tifth, I'm in St. Look, I'm sorry, Bishop, Bishop,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Pifth. I am in St. Louis. On the level,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in d C. A time to laugh. That what

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<v Speaker 1>that means when you say bishop, that means playing comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>Come get it. No cussin a lote, no coussin. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's time for the Strawberry letter to subject he wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to tell my fiance about us. Oh, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into that right after this