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Speaker 1: You don't know me.

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Speaker 2: Confession. I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 3: Mouth speak text to seven eight five nine two says

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Speaker 3: as a kid, I remember my mom was talking on

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Speaker 3: the phone with her friend. I guess they were talking

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Speaker 3: about their kids growing up, because my mom put her

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Speaker 3: hand over the phone and asked me if I wanted

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Speaker 3: children someday, and if I wanted boys or girls.

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Speaker 4: That's so weird.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's interesting.

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Speaker 3: I gave it some thought, and I said I wanted

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Speaker 3: one boy and one girl. And for the longest time,

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Speaker 3: I thought it had been decided. Like my mom was

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Speaker 3: on the phone with the store you call to place

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Speaker 3: an order for kids, and my order was finalized.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we've got a back order that I got to

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Speaker 1: arrive until you're thirty eight years old.

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Speaker 4: That's just silly talk. Brooks told me many times.

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Speaker 3: The only place that should decide our reproductive future is

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Speaker 3: the US government.

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Speaker 4: Oh God with you. That is what Brooks said. You listen.

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Speaker 4: You say that they want.

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Speaker 3: To take control by sharing a secret that they have

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Speaker 3: with the world. He's chosen to go by Tony is

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Speaker 3: his fake name, Tony, welcome this show?

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Speaker 4: Is this the President?

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Speaker 2: Tony?

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Speaker 1: I'm shunk right, now you're not. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: we need to cut Jeff's mic off. Are you ready

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Speaker 1: to be honest, Tony?

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Speaker 2: I'm ready. I'm ready.

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Speaker 3: All right, man, voice changer is on. You are the

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Speaker 3: mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So a few years ago, I was living in

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Speaker 2: this apartment, uh, my last apartment, and my younger sister

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Speaker 2: still lived at home with my parents, but she had

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Speaker 2: a key to my place, like in case of emergencies,

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Speaker 2: need to come in and see my cat, all that

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Speaker 2: kind of stuff. Okay, Yeah, so I learned that she

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Speaker 2: was secretly bringing her boyfriend over to my apartment so

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Speaker 2: that they could fool around and drink my alcohol while

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Speaker 2: that at work. What is done?

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Speaker 3: Why else?

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Speaker 4: He's gross?

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Speaker 2: Yeah it is.

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Speaker 3: I don't want my siblings coming over and messing around

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Speaker 4: It's not like she's telling me, you know, she's doing

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Speaker 4: it on the d L.

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Speaker 2: I mean, but I found out. I mean, okay, so

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Speaker 2: they did do a really good job of not leaving

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Speaker 2: evidence byd like they would clean up, remake my bed

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Speaker 2: and all that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's more than anyone wants to imagine.

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Speaker 2: The come over and drink my alcohol. That's one thing,

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Speaker 2: like whatever, Like it's fine. But the only way that

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Speaker 2: I figured out it was happening is because one of

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Speaker 2: my neighbors, who knew my sister, caught her doing this

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Speaker 2: multiple times, Like she saw them sneaking in, and sometimes

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Speaker 2: she would hear them, don't tell me.

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Speaker 1: They got a voice memo for you and sent it over.

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Speaker 2: So I mean basically, like at first they were like,

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Speaker 2: so they knew my sister, and they were like, he

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Speaker 2: must know, but blah blah blah, and then it kept happening.

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Speaker 2: So I'm trying to figure out, like, how do I

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Speaker 2: let my sister and her boyfriend know that I'm aware

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Speaker 2: of what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, I would have lit into my sister.

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Speaker 4: I feel like Brooke would have fist bumped.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to be too honest or too weird

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Speaker 2: about it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's a sensitive thing. I don't know how

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Speaker 4: I ever talked to you. Don't want to think about that.

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Speaker 1: All of us have siblings too, so no, but I

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Speaker 1: think my brother's sister relationship is different than Yeah.

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Speaker 4: My brother's a guy went out of date, and I'm like,

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Speaker 4: I don't want more in fun.

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Speaker 2: Right, Well, my parents are a little bit sheltered, so

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Speaker 2: I don't even think that they had to talk. So

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Speaker 2: I don't want to bring this up in any kind

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Speaker 2: of ways they perform.

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Speaker 4: You don't want to.

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Speaker 1: I think your sister knows how it works.

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying, we don't.

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Speaker 4: Really talk about its choice.

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Speaker 2: So finally we had a family get together. Everybody was there,

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Speaker 2: mom and dad, and my sister brought over her boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: They've been together for a little while, so they kind

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Speaker 2: of come to the events. I was sitting with both

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Speaker 2: of them and they asked me how I was doing,

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Speaker 2: and I told them I'm not doing too great. My

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Speaker 2: apartment needs to be fumigated because they found bedbugs everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Is that true? You're so passive aggressive.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not true.

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Speaker 4: It's not true that yeah, oh my god, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: You should have seen the look on their face when

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Speaker 2: they were like, wait what like they like everybody was,

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Speaker 2: oh man, that sucks. But those two were kind of

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Speaker 2: like way too feeling bad for me, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean, like.

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Speaker 1: Very simply run into the bathroom to check to see

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Speaker 1: if they have any like fight marks.

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Speaker 2: So I saw look at his legs for a.

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Speaker 4: Little bit, so cons itching.

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Speaker 2: Oh. I told them, Yeah, they're in the beds, the couches,

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Speaker 2: in the carpet everything.

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Speaker 3: They're like, are they in the laundry room of your

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Speaker 3: apartment building too?

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Speaker 4: Like, where is it safe?

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Speaker 2: They're in the alcohol? Bot did?

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Speaker 1: And that's pretty because you had to tell the rest

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Speaker 1: of your family too, which means nobody wanted to sit

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Speaker 1: next to you at dinner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean my parents were nice and they're like,

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Speaker 2: you can crush here if you need to while you're

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Speaker 2: getting fumigated and everything. But but then I kind of

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Speaker 2: on the low, like a week later, I kind of

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Speaker 2: told my parents what was going on with that, And uh,

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Speaker 2: I didn't like throw out of the bus and say

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Speaker 2: they were drinking or anything, but I just thought them there,

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Speaker 2: you know, being like high schoolers are like hanging out

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Speaker 2: in there and probably needed to be checked.

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Speaker 3: Well, the entire goal was to get your sister to

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Speaker 3: stop bringing your boyfriend over. So after the quote fumigation happened,

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Speaker 3: did they ever try to sneak back into your place

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Speaker 3: again afterwards?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. They've never messed with it, and I

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Speaker 2: don't even live in that apartment anymore. This was a

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Speaker 2: while ago.

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Speaker 1: I got a house now so and honestly a fumigation

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have stopped me as a teenager.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, you know, because one of the odds that

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Speaker 4: happened again, you know, ye Brooks, like I got a

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Speaker 4: decontamination hop in.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing you didn't give your sister the keys to

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Speaker 1: your house.

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Speaker 2: I did not. I assure didn't. If I needed to

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Speaker 2: see the catch or something, then I'm going to leave

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Speaker 2: it underneath their welcome mat. I'm not going to.

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Speaker 4: Get her to like fool around in her car like

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Speaker 4: a normal.

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Speaker 1: Person, like a teenager.

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Speaker 2: There you go.

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Speaker 4: The text in seven eight, five nine two.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: will hid your identity be mask your voice and make

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Speaker 3: you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 4: Your phone tap is coming up

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,