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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: On an ask doctor Jesse Friday, Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham,

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Speaker 1: he got busted on a hot mic. This is him

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Speaker 1: talking to John Kerry. Go ahead and listen real closely.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, mister chairman. Problem should be with you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. They chat, good job, Let me know what

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Speaker 1: I can let me know what I can do to

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Speaker 1: help you. Just keep this in mind. The Democrat politicians,

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Speaker 1: they believe, they believe, and they fear their basse. Even

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Speaker 1: if they don't believe, even if they start to waiver,

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Speaker 1: they fear their basse. Republican politicians they badmouth you all

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Speaker 1: the time. Behind your back. They stand up and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna fight for freedom. These Democrats are insane. And the

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Speaker 1: second the cameras are off, they go behind closed doors

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Speaker 1: and they're all having a good old fashioned scotch laughing

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Speaker 1: about what a stupid rube you are. These idiots. They

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Speaker 1: probably don't even trust the election. They think all right,

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Speaker 1: back to this guy wanted to know or wanted to

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Speaker 1: talk about, why are women on the right so much

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Speaker 1: more attractive than women on the left. There are a

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Speaker 1: couple of things to this one. You know what makes

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Speaker 1: a dude. One of the things that make a dude

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Speaker 1: a lot more attractive to women a sense of humor.

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Speaker 1: Women love to laugh, well, everyone loves to laugh. But

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Speaker 1: you get a sense of humor, you can be you

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Speaker 1: can do real well out there. Phyllis give you before

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Speaker 1: you know, you're gonna find yourself in dime to marry,

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Speaker 1: start making babies with her, have yourself a good time.

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Speaker 1: You know what makes a woman more attractive smiling? There's

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Speaker 1: something about what I've always believed this, and I have

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Speaker 1: no backup to this whatsoever. I believe that one of

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Speaker 1: the gifts God gave women is they help set the

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Speaker 1: mood of a room. That if you have a woman

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Speaker 1: or a bunch of woman let's say there's let's see

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Speaker 1: it's you and a few dudes, and there's a woman

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Speaker 1: in there and she's kind of a bitter, maybe she

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Speaker 1: had a bad a bitter, angry, nasty, it will bring

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Speaker 1: down the mood of the entire room. But if you

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Speaker 1: have a diamond there with a smile on her face,

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Speaker 1: it lifts the entire room up. Women more than men,

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Speaker 1: control the mood of the room. That's why at virtually

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Speaker 1: everything from restaurants hiring pretty little waitresses to fancy cocktail

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Speaker 1: parties to whatever the case may be, to actors to

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Speaker 1: newscast to everything. Who do they hire on the female side?

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Speaker 1: Beautiful women who smile, That's who they hire. You know why,

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Speaker 1: you know why? You know who wants to be around

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Speaker 1: beautiful women? Everybody? When men do women do everyone, it

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Speaker 1: helps affect the mood of the room. And that leads

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Speaker 1: me to the communist women. I don't know if you've

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Speaker 1: ever known anybody in your life who has bitterness, or

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Speaker 1: maybe you yourself suffer from it. And I'm not judging you.

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Speaker 1: The life comes with so many curveballs and ups and downs,

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Speaker 1: and maybe you got screwed over by your business partner,

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Speaker 1: maybe you had a bad mom or a bad dad

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Speaker 1: or both, or maybe you married the wrong person, they

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Speaker 1: ran out on you or something. Who knows, who knows,

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Speaker 1: But bitterness is it's one of those things that's natural.

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Speaker 1: I'm not judging you, but bitterness is one of those things. Man,

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Speaker 1: you'd be better off smoking a pack of Marlborough reds

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Speaker 1: a day than you would harboring bitterness. It sucks the

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Speaker 1: life out of you. And I mean it does. It

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Speaker 1: ages you. Well, remember, you're only a communist if you're

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Speaker 1: a malcontent. There has never, ever, ever, in the history

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Speaker 1: of mankind, from the Soviet Union to America today, there

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Speaker 1: has never once been a grateful, pleasant communist. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever noticed that, ever noticed that at all? I'm all

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Speaker 1: in here is if anyone wants to refute that, you've

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Speaker 1: never seen one. You've never seen a communist say something like, man,

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Speaker 1: what a great day. Man, you know what, look a

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Speaker 1: look at this, Look at this hot meal I'm about

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Speaker 1: to eat. Gosh, I am so blessed to be here.

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Speaker 1: You've never once heard of communists say that when everything's bad,

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Speaker 1: everything's miserable, everything sucks. This sucks, America sucks. Men stuck.

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Speaker 1: We've been stuck. This sucks. It ages you, It takes

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Speaker 1: the life out of you. You see one of the

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Speaker 1: these forty fifty year old dimes on the right, totally smoking.

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Speaker 1: Not have you ever seen a fifty year old liberal

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Speaker 1: woman with her beach boys haircut and that look in

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Speaker 1: her face that looks like she wants to eat your

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Speaker 1: sofa and your children. That comes what Chris's comes from

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Speaker 1: the ears of it. Dear famous author, I have a

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Speaker 1: favor to ask you, could you find us more companies

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Speaker 1: that we conservative non communist folk can purchase items from,

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Speaker 1: such as shoes and clothes, etc. Says you can say,

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Speaker 1: my name, are you ready for this? I get this

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Speaker 1: question a lot. I have a resource for you because

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Speaker 1: I get this question, Jesse, where do we shop? Or

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Speaker 1: I'll get people saying and I get this, Jesse. Can

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Speaker 1: you come up with something? Create a website? It already exists.

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Speaker 1: Pick up your phone unless you're driving, then you wait

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Speaker 1: and do this when you get home. Pick up your

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Speaker 1: phone in your app store. Right now, I want you

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Speaker 1: to download public sq s is and Sam. Public sq

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter what you have Apple, Android, it doesn't matter

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Speaker 1: public sq what it is, what you'll find. It's a

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Speaker 1: database increasing every single day of businesses in your area

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Speaker 1: that share your values. And like I said, it's growing.

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Speaker 1: These businesses are applying and whatnot. You want? You want

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Speaker 1: to go out? You gotta go out today and uh,

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Speaker 1: Junior needs a new pair of shoes, gotta get gotta

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Speaker 1: get aid in some new kicks. Would you like to

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Speaker 1: patronize a business that didn't bow to the government for COVID?

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Speaker 1: Pick up your phone Public sq download the app, Chris,

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Speaker 1: how great is public as Q? Chris downloaded it too.

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Speaker 1: It's awesome public SQ. There you go, there's your resource.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even have to do anything someone else did.

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Speaker 1: Dear America's Dad, I was stoked when you had young

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Speaker 1: firebrand Savannah Hernandez on your show. I know you say

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Speaker 1: that you don't want to do many interviews, but thank

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Speaker 1: you for making an exception for her. I think, as

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Speaker 1: our dad, you should highlight more young conservatives so that

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Speaker 1: all ages in your radio audience can know them, and

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Speaker 1: so you can strengthen America's young conservative base. Okay, a

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Speaker 1: couple of things. Let me clarify a couple of things.

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Speaker 1: I don't do many interviews for a couple of different reasons. One,

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Speaker 1: when I first started doing radio, I've told you this

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Speaker 1: before four years ago. Right, Well, just I'm new with this.

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Speaker 1: My mentor, Michael Berry, who got me that one hour

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Speaker 1: spot at night on KPRC, the Great KPRC in Houston.

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Speaker 1: He got me a one hour show seven eight o'clock

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Speaker 1: at night. He banned me from having guests or taking

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Speaker 1: phone calls from at for at least six months, and

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Speaker 1: he said this to me. He said Jesse. Learning to

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Speaker 1: sit down by yourself behind a microphone and entertaining people

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Speaker 1: is a skill. It's a skill that you have to

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Speaker 1: first night. And if you sit and use phone calls

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Speaker 1: never be interesting and you will always bank on someone

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Speaker 1: else to make your show entertaining. So if I relied

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Speaker 1: on phone calls and guests, then every day when you

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Speaker 1: tune into the Jesse Kelly Show, you know what you're

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Speaker 1: at the mercy of my guests or my phone calls

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Speaker 1: instead of me. If I have total control of it,

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Speaker 1: then you know every single day what you're getting. You're

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Speaker 1: getting me every single day. I do, however, try to

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Speaker 1: balance that with trying to mentor as much as humanly

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Speaker 1: possible the next generation of people coming up. Remember, I

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Speaker 1: do appreciate all the compliments, Oh, you're the next rush

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Speaker 1: and stuff. That's there's only one rush. You're never going

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Speaker 1: definitely not me. I'm glad you love the show, but

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Speaker 1: we were we were blessed to have the one we had. However,

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Speaker 1: there probably is some twenty year old firebrand out there

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Speaker 1: of these people who craps on people for being young.

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Speaker 1: When you have any level of fame at all, any

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Speaker 1: yet you're still working that out, your brain is still developing.

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Speaker 1: That's I'm not judging. That just comes from life experience

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On

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Speaker 1: an ask doctor Jesse Friday. Let's check in with the

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Speaker 1: commander in chief and see how hopeful the message is today. Look,

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Speaker 1: we've taken a position. I just did a G seven

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Speaker 1: meeting this morning. The idea nothing about Ukraine without Ukraine.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not about to nor is anyone else prepared

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Speaker 1: acted brutally. He's acted brutally. I think he's committed war crimes.

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Speaker 1: enough for that. We gotta move on because I have

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Speaker 1: too many, asked doctor Jesse questions, Jesse, I think artificial

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Speaker 1: probably have said it. You hear people say, don't give

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Speaker 1: money to homeless people because they just spend it on

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Speaker 1: drugs or they're all lying scammers. Tell you a little story.

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Speaker 1: Back after I got out of the Marines. You remember

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Speaker 1: I was not doing that great alcohol wise. I was

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Speaker 1: very angry, human varying, very violent human being. I was

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Speaker 1: pretty fresh back from my rack. I wasn't doing well

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Speaker 1: and ended up finding a church. My folks were going

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Speaker 1: to a church down there, So I started going to

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Speaker 1: this church. And I came out of church one Sunday

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Speaker 1: and lady comes out to me, and she's holding a

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Speaker 1: baby and she has another kid with her. This is

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Speaker 1: in the church parking lot. She says, hey, is there

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Speaker 1: anything you can do to help? I'm hard up. We're

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00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: having a hard time finding food. Like she gives it

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Speaker 1: to me, just gives it to me right then and there.

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00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 1: I reached in my back pocket and I pulled out

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Speaker 1: I always carry cash. It's like a twenty. I don't

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Speaker 1: carry a lot of money, but I always carry a

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Speaker 1: ten or twenty. I tell my son's always keep that on.

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Speaker 1: You might come in handy. But at this time I

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Speaker 1: think I had forty fifty bucks. I didn't have a

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Speaker 1: bunch of money, but that's what I ad. I just

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Speaker 1: handed her everything I had. Please go feed your kids.

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00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: I go. I get in my pickup and I'm getting

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Speaker 1: ready to leave the church parking lot and I'm watching her,

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Speaker 1: and she walks across the church parking lot, walks across

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Speaker 1: this other big adjoining parking lot, goes and gets in

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Speaker 1: a brand spanking new I think it was a Honda Pilot.

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00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: Back when the Honda Pilot suv there were forty fifty

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars suv. She goes and hops in her brand

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Speaker 1: new Honda Pilot and drives away. And I'm sitting there

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Speaker 1: and I've got freaking steam coming out of my ears.

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Speaker 1: I'm so mad, and I'm such a violent person at

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Speaker 1: this point in time. She's lucky she's not a dude,

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00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 1: or I would have been running her down. I would

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Speaker 1: have been. I would have been running her down. That's

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Speaker 1: how angry I was. And I wasn't in a good

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00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,439
Speaker 1: place in my life anyway. I was that kind of mad.

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00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: So I think it was that day or the next day.

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Speaker 1: Call my folks and I'm complaining about it. I tell

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Speaker 1: them stuff like that, and I got some great advice.

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00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: They said, you know, judgment day comes and you're standing

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Speaker 1: before the Almighty You, out of the goodness of your heart,

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00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: gave that lady a bunch of money. She as a loser,

468
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: weasel snake, stole it from you and went and blew

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Speaker 1: it on whatever when she didn't need it. Do you

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Speaker 1: think God is going to honor what you did? I said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: probably they luck You're right. Do you think she's going

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Speaker 1: to pay in the end for doing that? I said, oh, yeah,

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00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: you're right. Remember giving to people, especially now in hard

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Speaker 1: times in this country that are coming. Giving to people

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00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: is about your heart, not theirs. That doesn't mean we

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00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: don't vet things we give. We don't vet places we give.

477
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: But if you ever want you want to give, thinking

478
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 1: about giving a ten to that homeless guy, a buck

479
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: to that homeless guy, Maybe he'll spend it on drugs,

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00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: Maybe you will. Who's gonna be judged harshly for that?

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Speaker 1: You were him? It's about you if you're thinking about it,

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00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: hand it to him, all right. Someone wants to know

483
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: what a recoil less rifle is the subpoena of Trump.

484
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: Someone has a question about the Republican countermeasures hang on.

485
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly backs in the Jesse Kelly show on an

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00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday. Remember you can email the show

487
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse

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00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. Jesse, you're well aware of the

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Speaker 1: House Dems have Pina Trump. My question is, can Republicans

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Speaker 1: once we take the House, subpoena Joe Biden? If they do,

491
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: why not have him testifying every day? If they want

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00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: to play this game, let's play it a couple things.

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00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: They can subpoena Joe Biden if they have the political

494
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: will for it. No, you can't make him testify every day.

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00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: There are rules to such things. Here's the problem with

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Speaker 1: elected Republicans. Elected Republicans they understand politics is hard and harsh,

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00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: but they don't play the game. They don't view the

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Speaker 1: game the way the Communists view the game. Communists view

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Speaker 1: politics as this end all, be all war for the country,

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Speaker 1: and they intend to win at all costs. Republicans they

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00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind winning as long as they don't look. I

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00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: don't want to get my hands dirty. I definitely don't

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00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: want to get yelled old at by somebody. I don't

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00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: want to ask the article written about me in the

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00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: Washington Times, I don't want this. I did these. I'll win. Look,

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00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,719
Speaker 1: I'll win if I don't have to feel icky. Guys,

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00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: That's how Republicans do it. Republicans always have an excuse

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00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: for why they can't return fire. It's why I've been

509
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: so hard on Bill Barr and why if you remember, right,

510
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: I was on the radio at the time. It's why

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00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: I savaged him when he said it, when Bill Barr

512
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: got up behind the microphone, after all that lying and

513
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: cheating and lawbreaking at the FBI and DJ while Trump

514
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: was president, if they attack Trump and Bill Barr got

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00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: up and he said, it's not going to be some

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00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: tit for tat. Look, we're never going to get back

517
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: with We're never going to fix this two tier justice

518
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: system if this cycle continues. You remember when he said it,

519
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: In case you forgot here, he is. What happened to

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00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: the president in the twenty sixteen election and throughout the

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00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: first two years of his administration was abhorrent. The proper

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00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:05,719
Speaker 1: investigative and prosecutedive standards of the Department of Justice were

523
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: abused in order to reach a particular result. We saw

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00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: two different standards of justice emerge, one that applied to

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Speaker 1: President Trump and the other that applied to everybody else.

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Speaker 1: We can't allow this ever to happen again. But this

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Speaker 1: cannot be and it will not be a tit for

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Speaker 1: tat exercise. We are not going to lower the standards

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Speaker 1: just to achieve a result. The only way to stop

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Speaker 1: this vicious cycle, the only way to break away from

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00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: a dual system of justice, is to make sure that

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00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: we scrupulously apply the single and proper standard of justice

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00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: for everybody. False. That's a lie, it's naive, it's pathetic,

534
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: and it's a lie. The only way to stop this

535
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: cycle is to apply a good standard. Okay, we did that.

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00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: We didn't. We didn't do a tit for tat good work,

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00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: Bill bar How Democrats respond, they impeached Trump again the

538
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: second time, got elected, and promptly sent their Attorney general

539
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: general after everyone from innocent pro lifers who read the

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00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: Bible at pro life clinics to school board parents. When

541
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: you're dealing with vicious communists who view themselves as being

542
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: in a war for the country, they're not at all

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00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 1: inspired by your there won't be a tit for tat.

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00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: They don't look at you saying things like that and say, man,

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00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: you know guys, he's right. I don't want you know

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00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: that example he just said. I find it to be inspiring.

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00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 1: I think we should back off. Guys. I've used the

548
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: example before, I'll use it again. You can be as

549
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: mad as you want at the Communists for how they

550
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: conduct themselves, but you should be more angry with Republicans

551
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: for never hitting back. I'm a father. If I take

552
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: my son out on a walk one day and the

553
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: neighbors have a bad dog, and he's figured out a

554
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: way to get over the fence, and the dog comes

555
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: out and he bites my son and then takes off running.

556
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: My son's bleeding, he's crying, he's hurting. I take him home,

557
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: I patch him up, and then I take my son

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00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: out the next day after that, and the dog jumps

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00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,479
Speaker 1: over and bites my son again. And then I take

560
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: him out the next day after that, and the dog

561
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: jumps over and bites my son again. If I'm still

562
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: blaming the dog, I'm dead wrong. The dog is what

563
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: he is. The dogs a vicious little animal who bites children.

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00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: Communists in this country are what they are. They are vicious,

565
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: nasty human beings who will use every bit of power

566
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: they get to smash their political opponents in an effort

567
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: to gain more power and destroy the United States of America.

568
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: If you're never going to make the dog pay for

569
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: jumping over the fence, you're the problem. Day one, your

570
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: dog gets bit, Okay, that's the dog's fault. Day two,

571
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: if the dog jumps over the fence and he doesn't

572
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: get a ball bat to the face when he's trying

573
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: to bite your son, it's your fault. The communist never

574
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: is going to be inspired by your good conduct. Ever,

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00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: He's never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever ever

576
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: going to look at your principles. You're above that. We're

577
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,919
Speaker 1: better than that. Stand and say to himself, man, that's

578
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: the way I want to be. You know what I'm

579
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: backing off. The communist only understands fear and pain. He's

580
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: a religious zealot. Religious zealots only ever understand fear and pain.

581
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,839
Speaker 1: They will never stop, They will never ever, ever ever

582
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 1: You know, those radical Islamic terrorists we took on forever.

583
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: Were they ever inspired by speeches by foreign aid or

584
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: anything like that. Nope. The only thing that ever backed

585
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: them off, ever slowed them down, was sending Delta force

586
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: guives into their guys into their cage to shoot them

587
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: in the face, or sending reaper drones after them. It's

588
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: the only thing that dissuaded them. Now we need a legal,

589
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 1: non violent version of that. Either we start using our

590
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: power to return fire in an effort to give them

591
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: a moment of pause next time they think they're going

592
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: to do it, or they'll never stop. Let me ask

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00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: you this, if you're a vicious communist in the government

594
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 1: right now, what motivation do you have to stop? People

595
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 1: keep asking why doesn't the FBI stop? They continue these

596
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: raids on pro lifers. Why won't they stop? Why won't

597
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 1: they stop? Why won't they stop? I ask you, why

598
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: would they stop? The last FBI guy, Kevin Kleinsmith, he

599
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 1: falsified evidence to get a warrant to spy on President Trump.

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00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,879
Speaker 1: He should be in prison the rest of his life.

601
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: He didn't need even get disbarred. He's still practicing law.

602
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,720
Speaker 1: Why would they ever stop? Speaking of these pro lifers.

603
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: That's the reason I support Preborn so hard is the

604
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: pro life cause is under vicious assault in this country.

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00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 1: It's not something I will ever give up or back off.

606
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: I encourage you to never give up or back off

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00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: These young ladies who are scared. They need to know

608
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: there is a chance, there's a chance for something better.

609
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,240
Speaker 1: They have options, they don't have to choose that abortion.

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00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: Preborn sets up outside of these abortion clinics and they

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00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 1: offer these young ladies a free ultrasound. And when young

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00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,760
Speaker 1: women see that ultrasound, they choose life. It costs twenty

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Speaker 1: eight dollars for Preborn to give it to them. Can

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Speaker 1: we save a life for twenty eight dollars one hundred

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Speaker 1: forty dollars saves five lives rescuing babies lives. Dial pound

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Speaker 1: two five zero and say baby. Or you can go

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Speaker 1: to preborn dot com slash jesse, preborn dot com slash jesse.

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Speaker 1: I'm asking you now twenty eight bucks save a life.

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