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Speaker 1: lives at the bottom of a muddy hole. And this

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Speaker 1: is my podcast on the surface, where I try to

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Speaker 1: make sense of the world above with help from human

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Speaker 1: experts and my sidekick, a cool team that fell down.

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Speaker 1: My whole cool team. Say something. I'm kind of missing

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Speaker 1: my previous life today. It would have from my ticks

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Speaker 1: my birthday. Well that's too bad anyway. Today's topic is parenting.

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Speaker 1: What is it? Where is it doesn't smell? Hopefully we'll

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Speaker 1: find out from our guests. First, from characters, welcome, don't

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Speaker 1: know what that is? Justin Tyler, Justin Diggs for coming

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Speaker 1: down to the hole. Pleasure. This is one of the

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh, thank you. That's very nice for me

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Speaker 1: to say. I'm blushing. And then from the Instagram Mommy Pickles,

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Speaker 1: We've got Meg Shaw Meg. We're psyched to have you here.

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Speaker 1: I am so excited to be here in a hole

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Speaker 1: with you. Oh, thank you, began I thought, yea brighter, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you should see it though. When it's not high noon,

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Speaker 1: it gets dark in here real quick. Oh yeah, ten.

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Speaker 1: The rest of it not so much. But we make

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Speaker 1: two alright, so let's get into it. Uh, Meg, justin,

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Speaker 1: you're both parents. Justin you're a dad and Meg you're

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Speaker 1: this means literally nothing to me, but we'll figure it out.

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Speaker 1: Are you a child? You have parents? Cool tean, you've

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Speaker 1: I'm what they call a change of life baby. So

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Speaker 1: your parents were busy? Oh you Yeah. I don't know

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Speaker 1: so here's how it works. Okay, I'm gonna present you

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Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah, I did call you that. But

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Speaker 1: Did you just say? Code? Nothing? Nothing, I'll find a grub.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad, we're clear. Lotta take a baby, take a baby. Great,

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Speaker 1: It's no one's fault anywhere. You all know the rest.

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Speaker 1: the same for human as a dirty deeper? Meg? Absolutely

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Speaker 1: not not even clothes. Okay, but we are familiar with

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Speaker 1: that song. That's a very famous lullaby. We we humans

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Speaker 1: Maybe at the end today we'll a lullaby, both of you.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like a threat when you say it, but okay,

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Speaker 1: and image and video files actually really small and easy

418
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 1: to get. Oh, okay, that makes sense, total sense. Do

419
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 1: you have another word, cote, do you want to ask

420
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: a mom? Okay, I think this happened to me when

421
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: I got bit by that mole and a weasel. Yeah, placenta,

422
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 1: placenta bit you right, yeah yeah, plasenter the mole and

423
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 1: yourerethra of the weasel. They both bit me, and I

424
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 1: think that's the measles. Is that correct? Oh my god,

425
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: you know what? Yes, Oh we got on my wow,

426
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: I am so thrilled we got one right. If you

427
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 1: said it was wrong, it would absolutely break my heart.

428
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 1: Bucked right up to the line. Let them have this.

429
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: It might be measles. You could definitely have measles. Cool.

430
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, well, I guess measles are cool. Anything

431
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 1: that happens to me is cool. Maybe maybe I'm sorry

432
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: your parents didn't give you the MMR shot when you

433
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 1: were little. Are you anti vax? No? No, no, no,

434
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 1: just being number seven out of seven? A lot of

435
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 1: things fall through the cracks. What's anti vax? What's that mean?

436
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: Whether their measles is something that you get vaccinated for

437
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: because it's a disease you don't want to get. Some

438
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 1: people don't get these vaccines. Um, so they're anti vacs? Interesting, right, Okay?

439
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 1: I mean I understand like wanting some diseases and not others.

440
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: Some diseases I find delicious. Really yeah, you know which

441
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 1: diseases are you yeming? All right? I love lead poisoning

442
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: in the soil tastes good. I like um sewage run off.

443
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 1: I call that a work yesterday with a bad case

444
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: of sewage run off. So I totally get it, you

445
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 1: know what. I get it to my friend. But you

446
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: know what, sometimes when it's a Friday night, you know what,

447
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: I'm bored and I want to get a little cookie,

448
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: you know, I'll take some of that sewage run off,

449
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's like a fountain from both ends, my friends. Wow, sorry,

450
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 1: is it weird that I'm talking about this? I mean,

451
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 1: we're parents of You've seen cook come out of all

452
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 1: places exactly, lots of seeing poop as a parent, okay, yeah, leakage,

453
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: a lot of leakage diapers. While the diaper technology is cool,

454
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: it's better there, mistakes are still made, all right, you

455
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: know what those done? Maybe we are each other's parents. Yeah,

456
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 1: I'm kind of feeling like maybe we are because there's

457
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 1: so much ship down here. It's so much it's like

458
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: a ship pool. Anyway, Okay, I think I'm sort of

459
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 1: getting what parenting is. But I want to do another

460
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: segment real quick, just to really like nail it down.

461
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: So let's go into segment too that I'm calling parenting

462
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 1: or not parenting. So okay, I'm gonna give you some

463
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: scenarios written by us as well as our listeners, and

464
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,199
Speaker 1: I just need you to tell me if they are

465
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:17,239
Speaker 1: parenting or not parenting. Okay, okay, good, all right? First up,

466
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 1: putting kids in time out parenting or not parenting, parenting,

467
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: parenting strong, that's strong, parenting great? Oh, changing diapers. I

468
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: think we talked about this. I'm going to go ahead

469
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 1: and say parenting, big time parenting, big time parenting. Alright, great,

470
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: all right? How about this one? Allowing the two parasites

471
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: attached to my back to slowly suck the life out

472
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: of me because they're just so din cute. Parenting or

473
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: not parenting. Parent often refer to my children as parasites

474
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: sucking the blood out of my back. Oh wow, perfect, great,

475
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: all right? Yeah, I mean I literally, like, as a mom,

476
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: give birth to my parasites, so he has all my

477
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: organs and blood. Wow, that's I'm gonna be honest. I

478
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: smoked a little weed before this, and that's kind of

479
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: freaking me out. Someone dropped to joint down here, and

480
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: he's not just stucking on my blood, but I provided

481
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: the original blood that allowed him to stop the succession

482
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: of blood that comes with it. Now you're gonna throw up,

483
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,360
Speaker 1: you know when we were talking about the centa, I'm

484
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 1: just so hungry. Or also all the ship we're physically in. Listen,

485
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: when you sit and ship long enough, it stops smelling. Yeah,

486
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: put that on another pillow. Yeah, okay, you really know

487
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: how to make the best of a ship situation here, Um,

488
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: let me ask you about that joint the felon cool teen.

489
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: How did you lose out on the joint type of

490
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: Fell's death? Oh? Man, I smoked. Here's the thing is

491
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: that I smoked so much weed that I forgot kind

492
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: of smoke weed or what it looked like. Look, I'll

493
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: sum it up. They put the lid end in their

494
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: mouth and then I had to take it away from them. Yeah,

495
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: that's parenting right there. Yeah, is parenting? All right? Good? Yeah,

496
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: all right? We got a couple more scenarios. When you

497
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: help a turtle cross the street, parenting or not parenting,

498
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: very frustrated parenting. Yes, it's like seven seconds of parenting

499
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: and okay, a little quick parenting if you just wanta

500
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: a dash of it, all right, And this is this

501
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: is my last one. I gotta feeding, clothing and sheltering

502
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: a clumsy teen that I'm not related to parenting or

503
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 1: not parenting. I feel like we've talked about this, but

504
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: I'm kinda still on the fence. I mean, I don't

505
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: feel comfortable answering that question because I feel like there's

506
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: more than those three words that you just said. So

507
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is a parenting relationship or

508
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: a really dysfunctional marriage. So I'm gonna I'm gonna bleed

509
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: the fifth on this one. What are some other words

510
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: that you do other than feeding, clothing and sheltering, changing

511
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 1: the diappers, giving them your organs, eating the sack they

512
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: were bushed in. We gotta what else? Measuring them? Am

513
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 1: I missing anything? That's a that's a lot of what

514
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: it is? That's a lot. Yeah, you're just keeping them alive,

515
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: that's really the goal. And then later you're talking to them,

516
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: like guiding them through life decisions, and then eventually ideally

517
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: they sort of take care of you as you get old. Okay,

518
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: See that makes perfect sense to me. I feel like

519
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: I've got a good grasp from parenting. Cootine, Did you

520
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: have any scenarios you wanted to josh out there. Yeah,

521
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: Let's say let's say somebody asks their dad what sex

522
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: is and he says, your mother's least favorite thing is

523
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: that parenting? That's really bad? Sense of you are? I

524
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: think that's there's a little bit of parenting in there

525
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: that's bad parenting, but it's still parenting. You never talked

526
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: down your spouse in front of your child. Oh okay,

527
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: I love that. I think that's a great rule. Yeah,

528
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: what else you got? Um when when your kid asked

529
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: you for something and you say, I don't know, ask

530
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: your mother. And then you're the mother and your kid

531
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: ask you something and I said, I don't know, ask

532
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: your father, and the kid just kind of ends up

533
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 1: just wasting away on a Saturday with nothing to do

534
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: because no permission was given. Is that parenting? That's a

535
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: game of cool teen ping pong right there, and that's

536
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: how you end up in a hole. Oh nice, I've

537
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: never heard of cool teen ping pong. We just have

538
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: mud clot and mud faced down. You don't get any

539
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: ideas mud ball. We got red mud, redbud, come over,

540
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: come over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a favorite of mine.

541
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about red mud. It's just iron.

542
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: It's just the iron deposits in the soil. Well, let

543
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: me tell you. When I shout that rock out, there

544
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 1: was red mud like you've never seen before. Anyway, And

545
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 1: we're getting too graphic here. Any others, cool team before

546
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: we move on? Yeah, how about when your mom passes out?

547
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,959
Speaker 1: On the couch and you take a lit cigarette out

548
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: of her mouth and put a blanket over her softly.

549
00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: Is that parenting? You're the parent? Yeah, you're your parents,

550
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: chanting your parents. Okay, that's what I'm sad. Okay, well

551
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: just one more coolting? Can I just say something? You're

552
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: you're bombing us out hard, but keep going. Uh? What

553
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: about when your kid goes missing and so you file

554
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: a missing person's report, probably, and you have a big

555
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: press conference probably, and there's a big search party probably

556
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: that gets the whole community involved. But when the missing

557
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: kid doesn't turn up, you realize at a certain point

558
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: that you have to go on with your life and

559
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: take care of your children. Whose whereabouts you do know?

560
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: Is that parenting? Where did you hear that? Where did

561
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: you hear that? Coold sorry cooing sobbing water? You're making

562
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: so much more mud. No, I don't, I don't know.

563
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: I don't know for sure that those things happened. I

564
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: was just kind of it was conjecture that maybe there was,

565
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: you know, a really big search party, and people were

566
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: really worried, and now maybe nobody's coming to find that

567
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 1: that missing kid. Because I mean, I mean I watched

568
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: the news that I'm very active on social media. I

569
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: haven't seen anything, so I don't think anyone's looking. Coutine.

570
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: I told you there's no use, you know, but one

571
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: day we'll get to the surface, you and I as

572
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: long as you take me with you, otherwise I will

573
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: not let you go. Yeah, okay. And a lot of

574
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: people are actually celebrating sort of the fact that the

575
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: teen is sort of out there. Wo, that's right. The

576
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: family was so strained, right financially, I think they're they're

577
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: kind of breathing a sigh of relief. Yeah, that's true.

578
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 1: I didn't read about that. Huh. That's weird. But this

579
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: is just a hypothetical situation we're talking about, right, yeah, yeah,

580
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: yea yea yeah, yeah yeah, just hypothetical. That's just that's

581
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: just a hypothetical. But all I'll get building on my

582
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 1: next experiment to get up. But fells that out of

583
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: here because I know it means the world to her

584
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: to get up on that surface. Cote. I feel like

585
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: this has been a sad episode for you, So I

586
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: am going to offer you something tonight. You can cuddle

587
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: with me, and you don't have to be pharmacistic. You

588
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: can be a little wiggily. But if you kiss me

589
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 1: again on my slimy fat body, I won't. I'm gonna

590
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 1: put your phrase in them, Okay, I won Before you escape,

591
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,240
Speaker 1: make sure the hole is fully dilated ten centimeters minimum,

592
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: ten centimeters minimum. Oh god it that was a birth joke. Yes, well,

593
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 1: I think I've got a good graph. So I want

594
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: to move into our third segment that I'm calling for.

595
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 1: Those looks be dirty and actually cool. Team is gonna

596
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,959
Speaker 1: get their belly a little dirty as well. Yeah, here's

597
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. Hold on one second. Sorry, Wow,

598
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: what did you have for mud lunch? Wow? I had mud.

599
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: That's a rust burp ate, something rusty. Throw all kinds

600
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: of ship down here. Somebody's got to eat it, you know,

601
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: or it piles up. Can you like, open a window,

602
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: a window, I'm in a hole. Open the skylight, that's true.

603
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: I got the nicest skylight in town. All right. So

604
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: this third segment, here's what we're gonna do. Meg Justin,

605
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: I want you to interview me and Colteene for the

606
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: position of baby sitter. Now, I'm a little concerned to

607
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 1: sit on the baby because I do weigh the same

608
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: as three two car garages. But I think it's also

609
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: we're also sort of taking care of the baby. Yes,

610
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 1: we're like a sort of subbing in for the parent

611
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,879
Speaker 1: is all right, that's right. It's not a physical description, really,

612
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 1: it's more of a sort of a role perfect. Okay,

613
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 1: so we're gonna interview. We're gonna put some tense music on,

614
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: and then I want you to interview me and Coltine.

615
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,240
Speaker 1: Ask us some questions that you would ask a babysitter.

616
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into it where we got all right,

617
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: what pasta experience do you have with kids? Oh? For sure,

618
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: I have one trap to my whole. I don't feed

619
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: him or really shelter him, but we play games. I

620
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: let him cuddle me sometimes. And uh, let's see, I

621
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: guess other than cool teen, I have never seen another

622
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: child in my whole life. Justin who are you? Who

623
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: are you talking? Sorry? My children had are here? Now

624
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,280
Speaker 1: what they Yeah? They so you can see some like parenting.

625
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, almost in person. Here, Oh my god, hello,

626
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 1: child come here, come here. No you don't want to. Well,

627
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: I'm teaching them some people about parenting. I told them

628
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: not to follow me to the whole. But kids, you know,

629
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 1: they don't listen. You don't listen if they're scared to

630
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: come down here. I don't blame him. I'm terrified every

631
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 1: waking moment in my life. You are the villain of

632
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: a lot of story books. Technically, I see one, I

633
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: see one. I see a child. Yes, it's too small

634
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,280
Speaker 1: to help me. Oh my gosh, what a beautiful creature.

635
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: She's so cute. What a beautiful Oh it's like a

636
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: mini you, but but even more beautiful. This is a

637
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: compliments that I love hearing. Let me be honest. Did

638
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: I not mention I'm attracted to everybody, exact kids. I'm

639
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: gonna drige you to kids. I do want to say

640
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: that everyone but cool teen. It seems like everyone contains

641
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: a minor Okay, I'm not a pervert, all right, I'm

642
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 1: not a perfect worm that likes kids. I'm a perfect

643
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 1: worm that likes humans. Coteen, what's your experience? Well, you know,

644
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm the youngest, so I didn't have

645
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: a lot of siblings around a babysit. But you know,

646
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 1: at the camp that I was at before I sunk

647
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: in the whole, I was a c I t a

648
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: counselor in training. Is that an important position? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

649
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: Wait what's a c I t a counselor in training.

650
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 1: So I'm not technically a counselor because I'm not old enough,

651
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 1: but I am watching over the really little kids, and

652
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,360
Speaker 1: I will say I was famous for being the strictest,

653
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,720
Speaker 1: one of the most cool features a councilor and training

654
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: can have. Oh I'm sorry, Coltine, I think that is

655
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,919
Speaker 1: an uncool I think, I mean, maybe you got that wrong,

656
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: being strict, but not from the parents vantage point like

657
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 1: I would. I'm here for it like I would like

658
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 1: a discipline structured babysitter. Okay, alright, so Colltine, I think

659
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 1: that's one to you. I think you got me beat there.

660
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: I think you've got more experience with kids. Let's do

661
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: the next question justin you got one? Yes, um, what

662
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 1: kind of meals do you like to prepare for children?

663
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: For children? Let's see? Oh? What can I make? What

664
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 1: can I make? Dirt? I can make dirt, Alla dirt

665
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: if you will. I can make um eggs, eggs And

666
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: by that, of course, I mean my eggs filled with

667
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: tiny baby worms. I haven't eaten them, but Cootine seems

668
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: to find them. Delicious. Yeah, yeah, very good. I think

669
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: Other than that, I don't know, maybe like a casserole ship.

670
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what a cas is. I'm sorry, I'm lying.

671
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 1: I gotta I don't got a good answer to this one. Well,

672
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: you know, I think I actually would cook cast role

673
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: because as far as I understand that, casserole is where

674
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: you just um put a bunch of stuff in a

675
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: pot and put that pot in the oven. So I'm

676
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: pretty sure I got that under control. Oh, usually you

677
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: want to get a little more specific than what you

678
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 1: just said. I don't know about that. I don't know

679
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: about that. Have you had my mom's casserole? I don't

680
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: think so. This hole is a bit of a casserole,

681
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: if you ask me, we are all kinds of ship

682
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 1: down here. Man. Someone dropped a lawnmower down here the

683
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,240
Speaker 1: other day. Pe right on me. This is a really

684
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: large hole. Yeah yeah, listen, it's a big asshole and

685
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 1: it's very deep, so you can't see me down here.

686
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: You can just faintly hear our screens. But that's about it.

687
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: But I mean, when we go up there, do you

688
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: want to follow us? Yeah? Easier said than done. Here's

689
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: the deal. I am. Maybe I haven't gotten this across.

690
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,760
Speaker 1: I am as big as a house, I've been told,

691
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: and uh, I don't have any appendages, so I can sell.

692
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: The child is back. Yes, this is the This is

693
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: another child here. Say say hello, Hello, you're so beautiful.

694
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: You're scaring her warm Wow, cool teen. I'm glad you're

695
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: not the only child I've seen, you know, because these children, God,

696
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: they're like angels. Yeah, that's just very nice. They are

697
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: like angels and they don't ever do anything wrong. Right,

698
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: what's that sound there? They're making a sound. What is that?

699
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: Oh that's laughter. I don't know. Cool. Team doesn't never laugh?

700
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: Oh okay, no, no, no, we laugh. We laugh for sure.

701
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 1: I didn't know if it was some sort of signal

702
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,839
Speaker 1: of a feed me or change my diapper. And oh

703
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: they climb, yes they do, this is um. They climb

704
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: on all of the mud bunk bed that you have

705
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: here in your hole. Oh wonderful a bunk bed. That's cool.

706
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,720
Speaker 1: Maybe that's one for another time. Any other questions before

707
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: you decide who your babysit is going to be? Um?

708
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: Do you know CPR? Like, what if there was an emergency,

709
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: would you be able to help the child out. I

710
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:15,720
Speaker 1: am an expert at CPR, and by that I assume

711
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: you meet um centipedes in pools of rectal fluid. I did. Actually,

712
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 1: that's oh yeah, I can. I'm an expert at that

713
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: Centerpede famously love rector fluid. Excellent rector. You say, what

714
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: about your CULTI nine, I don't know anything about centipedes

715
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: and pools a rectal fluid. So alright, that's a point

716
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: to you. But the alright, so we were to one.

717
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: I think honestly, centipedes and pulls the rector fluid is

718
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: basically what we're doing right now. That might be the

719
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 1: name of this podcast center. You know it's gonna be

720
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: on the surface. But I agree, centipedes in pools of

721
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: rector fluid. Maybe we can we can throw that in

722
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: the title. Maybe that's like the comedians in cars drink

723
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: in coffee version of this. Well, that sounds like a

724
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: terrible show. People watch it. Wow, podcast burn people, that's amazing. Wow,

725
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: Um suddenly not worried about my podcast doing well. I

726
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: mean that would be like you saying people in holes

727
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: having candles. That sounds fun. You put a candle in

728
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: a hole you don't know what's gonna happen. What's flammable,

729
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: what's not flammable? There's nowhere to run a lot of

730
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: noxious gases. Yeah, wow, Okay, the child is back and

731
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: it's climbing on Justin. It's climbing on you. Yes, this

732
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 1: is a very common human child thing to do, climbing

733
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: on data. Oh that's cute. That's a nicknamed dada. If

734
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: you pretended that the hole was data, can you climb

735
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: over it? It's so so deep and the walls they're

736
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: so so muddy. I've tried so many times. I even

737
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,280
Speaker 1: tried to make a tower of all the non working

738
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: microwaves that are down here, and I couldn't get to

739
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: the top of it. I have a feeling that's the

740
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: only way that but Belles and I are going to

741
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: get out of here is together. I mean, look, I'm

742
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 1: not I'm not mad at you, but I am disappointed,

743
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: Oh that you're not doing your best parenting? Yea, was

744
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: that parenting? That's parenting right there? Very disappointed in your

745
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 1: quotin Wow, cool teen, try harder. I feel sad because

746
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 1: of what you said, but I feel glad that you

747
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:34,720
Speaker 1: cared enough to say it. Put that on a pillow.

748
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: Put that on a pillow and choke on it. No way,

749
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 1: what sleep on it? Whoa Okay, I want to put

750
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: put that on a pillow, a choke on it, on

751
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: a pillow. Put that on a pillow and choke on it.

752
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: Leap on it. Folks, you heard it here first. That's

753
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 1: gonna be their new sing sweep in the Nation. Very

754
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 1: famous quote by Max. Sleep on it, sleep on it

755
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: absolutely all right. That's get another question. Um, what do

756
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: you want to do outside of babysitting with your life?

757
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: Good question? Wow, Like what are my dreams? I want

758
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: to be? Where the people I want to? She want to?

759
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: She done walking along on there? Are you calling cotine?

760
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: What are you calling? Uh birkin stocks. That's fucking wrong,

761
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 1: cotine its feet? God damn it. Well I think that

762
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: pretty much sums it up. I'm so used to Cool

763
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: team crying. It was wild to see you crying. Thank you. Yeah,

764
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: it's crazy when worms cry because we don't have eyes.

765
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: I love that Prince song. Your body is like watering

766
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: right now. Like that's interesting. It's water. It's sort of like, um,

767
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,399
Speaker 1: you know, someone threw a sprinkler system down here once,

768
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: just kind of it's just kind of shooting una everywhere,

769
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: you know. Come to think of it, most of my

770
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: time is spent shooting stuff out of my body. What

771
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: a lifestyle. So that's what you're saying, your aspiration is

772
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 1: as a babysitter. No, that's more of a hobby. I

773
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 1: think my ask rage. I think my aspiration is to

774
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: get to the surfish, get extreme plastic surgery. So it

775
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: looked like a human wiggle my way through sex and

776
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: favors and betrayal, work my way to the top of

777
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: the human system and become their queen. I've trud of

778
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: pretty much sums it up. Oh, I also want to

779
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: be a singer, for sure. It's beautiful. I'd like to

780
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: see the age of twenty. Oh good, that's a good dream.

781
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: I would know you right now. Fourteen Maybe I don't know.

782
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: I I think today's my fourteenth birthday. But I might

783
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: have been wrong about the scratches on the wall. You know,

784
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: cool teen has been down here for a while. They're

785
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: kind of a permanent fixture. And if I if I'm

786
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: taking my nap between eleven fifty and twelve ten, that

787
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: I don't even register that another noon has passed, So

788
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: I might not clock. That is two different days, and

789
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: it's hard to keep track on a with scratches on

790
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 1: a muddy wall. Yeah, especially when I have to make

791
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: room for more um cave boob drawings that I'm always doing. Yes, yeah,

792
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: and then some of the little hatches fill in pretty

793
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,879
Speaker 1: quick because again it's mud. So sorry, my child, I'm

794
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: just screamed, I did poopies from the bathroom area. Oh wow,

795
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 1: Oh that's so exciting. Thank you. I'm getting emotional. The

796
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: child did poopies. I want to be a parent. I

797
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. If your hobby is excreting

798
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: stuff through holes, adding a child who will also do

799
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: that very same thing is a great idea for you. Wow.

800
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: Can we get a mic over there, justin there's some

801
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: pick this up? Yeah, definitely. Well, if there's any updates

802
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: on the I made poopy situation, please let us know.

803
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: Interrupt whatever we're talking about. I gotta know about these poopies.

804
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 1: When in Rome do is? When in mud do is?

805
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 1: The mud group does? Thank you for saying that I

806
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: don't know what Rome is? Alright? Any other any other

807
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: questions for me? And Cooltine before you choose your babysitter, Well, cooltine,

808
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: what are living to? It was the aspiration outside of davidsitting. Absolutely.

809
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: I forgot briefly because it was so sad. Honestly, I

810
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 1: think you're aiming too high or being a singer. Um, okay, colotine.

811
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: I feel like you just copied my answer. No, no, no,

812
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: I've said that so many times. That's a common thing

813
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: that parents and children do, is the child will copy

814
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: the answer from the parents. See. I hate that because

815
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: I need to feel special. Yeah, then parenting is not

816
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: for you, all right. You know what, I've decided. I'm

817
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 1: never gonna be a parent. It's official. I never want

818
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 1: a parent. I love kids, but I just don't want

819
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 1: them to be mine. Does that make sense totally? I

820
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: would say. Then, I guess you can stop blasting the

821
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: thousands of transparent worm children out of your rock hole.

822
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm still gonna do that for sure. Yeah,

823
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 1: Mammy loves to blassom kids, you know. But yeah, I

824
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: think I'll keep abandoning them and maybe they'll get adopt

825
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll get adopt. You your mom and dad both both,

826
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: I'm both. I'm sort of a you know, I identify

827
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: as a mud freak. Really nice to Yeah, my pronouns

828
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: are let's see, Cooltine told me pronouns are how people

829
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 1: refer to you. I guess my pronouns would be um,

830
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: oh my god? What is that? And quick? Somebody kill it.

831
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: That's where I'm at gender wise to say andrew your question. Yeah, alright,

832
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 1: it's time choose your babysitter me a big worm famous

833
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: for abandoning their children and shipping all over the place,

834
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 1: or a fourteen year old who uh, I'm just gonna

835
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: say it will probably kill the kid, but up to you. Wow. Well,

836
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: let me throw out one final, the most important question.

837
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: What's your rate? All these other questions are trash. What's

838
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: your rate? Like payment? Yeah? But how much do you

839
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: want to be paid per hour for watching our children?

840
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: Per hour? What do I want to be paid for hour?

841
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: Can we just do a lump some of get me

842
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: the funk out of this hole? Okay, what about your

843
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: cool teen? I'll take four bucks an hour? Damn it,

844
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 1: cool teen? You know with babysitters what he's here at

845
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: rate that low, it's almost more of a cause for concern.

846
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: I'll take it. I'll take it your higher, cool Teine, Yes,

847
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: thank you. I could make money off you. Absolutely. I'm

848
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: a cool team too, but let's work out of schedule.

849
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 1: Cool TEENK. Sometimes they for you and sometimes they be

850
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: for me. Okay, fair, Oh'm sorry, someone just rang the

851
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: whole bell. Looks like a new dumpster for trash is

852
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: being delivered, and I was just saying, I love how

853
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: respectful the community is that they're in a bell before

854
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 1: they dump book stuff into your hole. You know, it's

855
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: at least a good deal. That is so nice. You

856
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: know you're an important part of this community, whether you

857
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: know it or not. That's really beautiful way of looking

858
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 1: at trash about to rain down on us. It's really good.

859
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm a part of the community. I

860
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,399
Speaker 1: that means so much to me. You know, you want

861
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: to be where the people are, but you already are

862
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,399
Speaker 1: where the people are. Okay, I guess that makes sense.

863
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: I mean think of it like the circle of life,

864
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: you know, like this is better at all ends, and

865
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 1: then you give it new life. Did you know I

866
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: can put my whole body in a circle. I can

867
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: guess my own butt. Just saying, honestly, human centipede vibes

868
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: coming out of this place. It's very strong. I feel

869
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: like it makes me a good babysitter. I feel like

870
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: if I kissed my own butt, a kid would just

871
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: do that laughter thing. I think that makes you a

872
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:39,800
Speaker 1: great one night stand interesting. All right, I'll have to

873
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: I have to figure out try to google that. I'm

874
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: sure just pictures of boobies will come up again. But

875
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: that's some flexibility and I can well, I gotta say,

876
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:52,800
Speaker 1: I gotta say me, Justin, thank you so much for

877
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: calming down into the hole. Justin. Is there anything you'd

878
00:50:55,880 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 1: like to plug? Getting out of a hole? The any

879
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 1: holier and get out of it? And I guess you

880
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: can follow me on Twitter at j T Sizzle, a

881
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: normal parents Twitter handle. That's the sound that my body

882
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: makes when it gets fried by the sun, Little JT. Sizzle.

883
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: That's right, classic j D Sizzle. Maggie, got anything to

884
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: promote anything going on? No, just follow me on Instagram

885
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: or Twitter. My handles make shop five to nine. And yeah,

886
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 1: if you find yourself in a hole, don't give off,

887
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: but just tell yourself here in a hole, it's okay. Wow,

888
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 1: that was beautiful. That's good. Take ownership of it and

889
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,959
Speaker 1: check out. I do a show with someone named Sarah

890
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:44,839
Speaker 1: Smallwood parsons Um called characters welcome. Oh she sounds cool. Yes,

891
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: it's cool. You can check it out on the YouTube

892
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: slash characters Welcome. What do you think of her? How

893
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 1: would you describe her? Um, she's like um, sort of

894
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:57,879
Speaker 1: a human worm like you befels. The scale tips toward worm,

895
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: but its scale tips toward human on her end. Interesting. Okay,

896
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,959
Speaker 1: sounds like a freak if you ask me. But she's

897
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: a mud freak. She's a mud freak. She's a mud freak.

898
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:08,399
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you know what any mud freaky yours

899
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 1: is a mud freak of mine. Put that on a pedal.

900
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 1: The child is back. Okay, well, you know what. We

901
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: gotta wrap up, but I'm just gonna watch this child,

902
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 1: do it. Think that's our episode to stay muddy? Everybody?

903
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 1: You ain't my son, my mom, fucking step son, I

904
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 1: don't know, don't shed but she doesn't. I didn't do them.

905
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Speaker 1: She