WEBVTT - Alpha Make Brent Terhune

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<v Speaker 1>I'm John Cipher and I'm Jerry O'Shea. I was a

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<v Speaker 1>CIA officer stationed around the world in high threat posts

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<v Speaker 1>in Europe, Russia, and in Asia.

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<v Speaker 2>And I served in Africa, Asia, Europe, the Middle East

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<v Speaker 2>and in war zones. We sometimes created conspiracies to deceive

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<v Speaker 2>our adversaries.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're going to use our expertise to deconstruct conspiracy

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<v Speaker 1>theories large and small. Could they be true?

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<v Speaker 2>Or are we being manipulated?

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<v Speaker 1>This is mission implausible. So today's guest is Brent Turhun.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a comedian and podcaster. Some people know him as

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<v Speaker 1>the right wing redneck on Facebook and social media, and

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<v Speaker 1>Brett I'm a big fan. So it's really great to

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<v Speaker 1>have you on.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks guys. It's good to actually meet two of the

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<v Speaker 3>guys responsible for killing JFK. So it's just an honor

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<v Speaker 3>to talk to you free for decades.

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<v Speaker 2>It takes something me.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, guys, at four, you're already well trained, so it's

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<v Speaker 3>good to Thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, Hey, can you tell just a little bit about

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<v Speaker 1>your background and how did you come up with this

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<v Speaker 1>character that's becomes so popular.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's I'm a stand up comedian and I've been

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<v Speaker 3>doing that for I almost like nineteen years. And then

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<v Speaker 3>I started doing these videos pre COVID, and it's a

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<v Speaker 3>guy that's rants in his truck. So there's no shortage

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<v Speaker 3>of people that go and sit in their car after

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<v Speaker 3>they just got booted from whatever business they were causing

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<v Speaker 3>a scene in and then they go and record these videos.

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<v Speaker 3>So I do that.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'd just seen on everywhere but Fox News they're

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<v Speaker 4>saying Trump is messing up the economy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a blatant lion.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you idiots are just playing checkers while he's

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<v Speaker 4>playing double D chess. He knows some stuff about things.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even care about my four oh one K. Hell,

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<v Speaker 4>I could barely finish a five K. What do I

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<v Speaker 4>need all them ks for?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care if we going to a great depression?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you think Zoloft is for? Just sprinkling the

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<v Speaker 4>water like they do the fluor ride. Please just give

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<v Speaker 4>me a truck that looks like Lord Croft's titties. Please

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<v Speaker 4>just own the libs, because in this economy, that's all

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<v Speaker 4>I can afford to own.

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<v Speaker 3>People always ask me what the name of the character is,

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<v Speaker 3>and I never expected the character to be anything so

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I've called him alpha male because he's the

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<v Speaker 3>quintessential alpha male. And you guys can see me on

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<v Speaker 3>the camera here, I'm the peak physical specimen, so as

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<v Speaker 3>most of those people are that record those videos. But

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<v Speaker 3>it's a lot of reacting to social stuff or political stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>big headlines, and then of course I have my take

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm a I love maga and can't they can

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<v Speaker 3>do no wrong. I'm a my president still your president,

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<v Speaker 3>Donald J. Trump type guy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm a proud boy, and I got the tattoo

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<v Speaker 5>to prove it.

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<v Speaker 3>But Trump said to stand by.

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<v Speaker 5>I nearly creamed my genes, which I'm not allowed to do.

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<v Speaker 5>We're like a fight club that talks about fight club

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<v Speaker 5>all the top.

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<v Speaker 3>Like we've rebranded. You know this ain't your daddy's KKK.

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<v Speaker 4>It's pretty hard to fight Antifa is when you're wearing

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<v Speaker 4>a robe and a hood and that's the only mask

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna wear, by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>And what kind of beer do you drink when you

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<v Speaker 1>have thers have a beer in hand?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>It used to be bud Light, guys, but then it couldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a it's an emotional support beer, which it's a

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<v Speaker 3>I have a kouzi and people are like, man, you,

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<v Speaker 3>I bet you love that Trump is back in office,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, nope, But I always have an emotional

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<v Speaker 3>support beer to raise to whoever we're currently boycotting. I

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<v Speaker 3>also have some stuff they brought back layaway, so I

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<v Speaker 3>put some eggason layway, so hopefully they're still good by

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<v Speaker 3>the time I'm able to pay them off.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're a hoosier. I've always wanted to ask somebody

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<v Speaker 2>from Indiana.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what it is. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>a hoosier? Is that your question?

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<v Speaker 2>That's not my question?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I told myself what is.

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<v Speaker 2>The difference between Indiana sports fan puppy?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I don't know. Why don't you tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Puppies eventually grew up and stop whining.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I thought you were going to say something about

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<v Speaker 3>dribbling or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to live in Chicago and Indiana course is

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<v Speaker 2>where we got all our legal guns. So that's you

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<v Speaker 2>guys are really important part of it.

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<v Speaker 3>We do have a two gun minimum to even be

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<v Speaker 3>in the state.

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<v Speaker 2>So so I have a question for you. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but the proud boys, what are they proud of? What's

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<v Speaker 2>the pride thing that they have that I don't see.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably stuff that they didn't control in the first place,

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<v Speaker 3>was their whiteness and their being a male, stuff that

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<v Speaker 3>they didn't even choose. But I don't know what they

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<v Speaker 3>had to be proud of, because a lot of them

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<v Speaker 3>will cover their face, and of course you usually cover

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<v Speaker 3>your face when you're very proud of things, right.

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<v Speaker 1>So what is it about politics that lends itself to humor? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you get into this character? How did you

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<v Speaker 1>decide that this was the thing that you were going

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<v Speaker 1>to go with.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm and I'm still to not like a very

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<v Speaker 3>political person. The character I do is very overtly political.

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<v Speaker 3>But I just was watching. The impetus of the character

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<v Speaker 3>was people burning nikes in their backyards. Of course, you

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<v Speaker 3>know Colin Kaepernecks taking a knee, So then they're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>burn all their stuff that they've already paid for, and

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<v Speaker 3>rather than donate to somebody, they want to film a

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<v Speaker 3>video and then also go watch the game on Sunday anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like that's hypocritical to the bone. So that

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<v Speaker 3>was the impetus of the character. And then I did

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<v Speaker 3>two more videos, and then I realized this is refillable.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no lack of things to talk about. There's no

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<v Speaker 3>shortage of hypocrisy and politics. And also, I think in

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<v Speaker 3>comedy you gotta punch up. You know, you can make

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<v Speaker 3>jokes about a homeless guy, and sure it's funny if

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<v Speaker 3>you think that's funny, but that guy is also the

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<v Speaker 3>lowest rung of society with rich people and political people.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really feel bad about making fun of a

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<v Speaker 3>guy that could lose forty billion and still be richer

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<v Speaker 3>than everybody. So the other one, more recently, was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I drove Trump's garbage truck because there was a guy

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<v Speaker 3>that looked that we're doppel gingers. I even showed my

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<v Speaker 3>wife and she goes, is that you. I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>clearly it's not me. But there's no lack of people

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<v Speaker 3>that look like me. We're all on Storm the Capitol

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<v Speaker 3>magazine coming up here soon the cover. But I gotta

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<v Speaker 3>say it was an honor and a privilege to drive

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<v Speaker 3>garbage force one. President Trump is just a normal everyday guy.

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<v Speaker 3>He hopped in no problem. He said, how about we

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<v Speaker 3>take this bad boy through McDonald's And I said, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think she'll fit in the drive through. He said,

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<v Speaker 3>it's all right. I used to work there.

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<v Speaker 2>So Brent, how would the listeners of this, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>not being on video, how will they know it's really

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<v Speaker 2>you and not like say the editor of The Atlantic.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a guy Benny Thompson who's being paid by the

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<v Speaker 2>Russians or was paid by the Russians, and he's come

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<v Speaker 2>up with the conspiracy theory that he spawn as a

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<v Speaker 2>conspiracy and it was that putting Jeff Goldberg on the

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<v Speaker 2>chat is five dimensional chess. They knew this would happen,

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<v Speaker 2>and they were so basically like it was meant you're

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<v Speaker 2>all taken in and the other like other competing ones,

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<v Speaker 2>and I do mix them up. My right wing influencers

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<v Speaker 2>is no, this is a deep state trick. This is

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<v Speaker 2>John and I pulling the wool over the eyes of

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<v Speaker 2>the senior most folks in the US. Covers two completely

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<v Speaker 2>contradictory explanations for what happened. And this is what we

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<v Speaker 2>struggle with is the the psychology of it, which you

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<v Speaker 2>I think you touch on in your and dig deeply

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<v Speaker 2>into in your broadcast, the psychology of people who want

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<v Speaker 2>to believe.

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<v Speaker 3>This stuff you've done a bunch of episodes of this

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<v Speaker 3>show and then have worked in the CIA forever. What

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<v Speaker 3>is it that attracts people to conspiracies like a moth

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<v Speaker 3>to the flame?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Because in my head, part of it is it's the

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<v Speaker 3>community aspect. It's very much like church. You may not

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<v Speaker 3>even buy into the thing necessarily, but you want to

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<v Speaker 3>be around people. They're documentaries like The Beyond the Curve

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever, the Flat Earth one where these people have

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<v Speaker 3>alienated themselves from their family, literally been cut off, and

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<v Speaker 3>now they have no choice but to hang out with

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<v Speaker 3>the flat Earth people. Is that something that you guys

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<v Speaker 3>have delved into the community aspect of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for sure. We talked to a couple of people

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<v Speaker 1>who are real experts on conspiracy theories. Yeah, we're playing

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<v Speaker 1>at it and there's a variety of things. Is the

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<v Speaker 1>community piece of it. There's the just human desire to

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<v Speaker 1>pretend like you're in the know, so when you're a

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<v Speaker 1>group of people you can say, oh, here's what's really

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<v Speaker 1>happening and get attention. There's a variety of things that

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<v Speaker 1>are very human because conspiracy theories it's not just politics,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not just in America. We've seen it around

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<v Speaker 1>the world too. It's just it's a way of simplifying

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<v Speaker 1>your world. And you can take this deeper and can

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<v Speaker 1>go down to religion and number of things where something

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<v Speaker 1>is really complex and maybe even can't be explained. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got to create a pattern, create an explanation, and so

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracy is just a far end of that process.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's the thing of terrible things just couldn't happen.

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<v Speaker 3>There has to be a guy pulling the strings, because

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<v Speaker 3>for me to acknowledge that mass death happens regularly and

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<v Speaker 3>not just as manufactured, my mind might blow up if

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<v Speaker 3>I just acknowledge the truth.

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<v Speaker 2>The three of us, I think, are kind of sort

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<v Speaker 2>of in the same club for conspiracy theorists. The two

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<v Speaker 2>real enemies are a people who deal in facts and logic,

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<v Speaker 2>and as former agency guys, that's you know, we were

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<v Speaker 2>all about facts, and the other one is being made

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<v Speaker 2>fun of that punctures that puncture. So I'm a history major,

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<v Speaker 2>and one of the things that dictators fear are comedians.

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<v Speaker 2>Hitler crack down on community. It's really dangerous to be

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<v Speaker 2>a comedian in authoritarian government, and it gets the more

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<v Speaker 2>dangerous it gets, So.

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<v Speaker 1>You're fucked in other words. Yeah, One of the things

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<v Speaker 1>that is really interesting about and maybe even the first

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<v Speaker 1>time I saw you, is that you clearly it takes

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<v Speaker 1>a while to realize it's satire, right the first time,

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<v Speaker 1>that there's so much stuff that is very similar to

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing by people who really believe this stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And so every time you do one of these, a

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<v Speaker 1>number of the people who comment or attack you like

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<v Speaker 1>you're AMaGA person. So do you get attacked by people

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<v Speaker 1>who misunderstand or do people eventually get it?

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<v Speaker 3>I do get both. And the thing is, it depends

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<v Speaker 3>on what tone I've tried to strike with the videos,

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<v Speaker 3>the garbage truck one and the one where the boat sings.

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<v Speaker 3>I try to, like I said, no, have no clear indicator.

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<v Speaker 3>But I've said things like I digest and I said,

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<v Speaker 3>let me get a I don't know what it was

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<v Speaker 3>in the Eating Animals one. Let me get a rent

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<v Speaker 3>and stimpy omelet or whatever I said. What person says that?

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<v Speaker 3>But also I'm pairting things that are already ten out

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<v Speaker 3>of ten crazy. It's even the guys from South Park.

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<v Speaker 3>They would do a Trump parody and change their character

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<v Speaker 3>mister Garrison into Trump, and then he would they whatever

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<v Speaker 3>he would say on the show, and then a week

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<v Speaker 3>later he would just say things that were crazier. So

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<v Speaker 3>how do you parody clown shoes? They're already big? So

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<v Speaker 3>do you go bigger?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, like.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm starting in a ten yelling so I look like

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<v Speaker 3>everything else. But then if you just listen, which is

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<v Speaker 3>a big ask on the internet, you might. But then

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<v Speaker 3>the worst thing is people will watch the whole thing

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<v Speaker 3>and quote back things to me in the comments and

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<v Speaker 3>still not understand. So I've gotten people that like their uncle,

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<v Speaker 3>their right wing uncle will be he shares all the

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<v Speaker 3>videos and it's not critical, he's like sending it to

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<v Speaker 3>me and that he likes it. I get that all

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<v Speaker 3>the time. And then I also get the left leaning people.

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<v Speaker 3>They watch thirty seconds of a video and then they're

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<v Speaker 3>quick to call me whatever. And I love a good roast.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you roast me creatively, yes, But if you're

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<v Speaker 3>like you're fat, we all know that I can see me,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like I get those two and I you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I get a lot of hate messages depending on the

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<v Speaker 3>topic too, and sometimes rightfully so. But I a big

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<v Speaker 3>thing that I've learned is, man, if you're going to

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<v Speaker 3>comment on something on the internet, at least watch it

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<v Speaker 3>till the end. And you know, if I did a

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<v Speaker 3>ten minute video, it's on you to also watch all

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<v Speaker 3>ten minutes of it. You know, let's take a break.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I'm a federal employee. This is week two. Of

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<v Speaker 3>the five things I did last week. Number one, I

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<v Speaker 3>used Clippy to help write my manifesto. Number two, I

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<v Speaker 3>got severed because I keep work at work. Number three

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<v Speaker 3>I microwave fish in the break room. Number four, I

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<v Speaker 3>enforced the dress code. I said, why aren't you wearing

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<v Speaker 3>a suit? And he was like, I'm the janitor. And

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<v Speaker 3>I said, well, you need to thank me because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>out here making all these messes causing your jobs to security.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you're so smart goodwill hunting, why don't you

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<v Speaker 3>figure out why the break room is always thinking so bad?

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<v Speaker 2>I do want to ask your sort of humor lends

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<v Speaker 2>itself to a coastal thing. And yet you were you

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<v Speaker 2>were in Indiana where there are a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 2>It's mega country. That's just where I come from, this

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<v Speaker 2>mega country too, right, Yes, I go up there, And

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<v Speaker 2>what's it like being in Indiana? Must be like? Really

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<v Speaker 2>great and really weird all at the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>I think about that too with other states too, because

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<v Speaker 3>as soon as you turn the election map on Indiana

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<v Speaker 3>turns red, it just turns red. But then there are

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<v Speaker 3>other people that are like me. So it's just because

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<v Speaker 3>fifty one percent of the state voted one way. And

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<v Speaker 3>then I when I go on the road and do

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<v Speaker 3>stand up, I have people come out and it'll be

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<v Speaker 3>in a Kentucky or in Iowa or the reddest of

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<v Speaker 3>red Arkansas, and I get people that come to see

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<v Speaker 3>me because they are like me in that state. It's

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<v Speaker 3>just because fifty one per the percent of the people

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<v Speaker 3>voted that there's other people, and it's always weird. When

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<v Speaker 3>you hear artists like I'm not going to that state

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<v Speaker 3>till so and so wins the election. I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's your definitely your right. But also there are other

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<v Speaker 3>people that are like you that would enjoy what you do.

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<v Speaker 3>So people that are creators and stuff, I'm like, just

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<v Speaker 3>don't give up because there are people like that. And

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<v Speaker 3>I think videos like mine, I at least think help

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<v Speaker 3>people not feel alone because it's you can see all

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<v Speaker 3>day every day of the things you just said. Jerry

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<v Speaker 3>of Oh, they spun it two ways of the signal thing,

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<v Speaker 3>and they'll make you feel one way or the other.

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<v Speaker 3>But then once you see somebody else, I think talk rationally,

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, oh, there are people like me. And I

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<v Speaker 3>get people all the time that say you got me

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<v Speaker 3>through COVID or whatever, and I help me get through

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<v Speaker 3>COVID and likewise because we could laugh or cry about things,

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<v Speaker 3>you know. So to answer your question about what it's

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<v Speaker 3>like to live in Indiana, and I'm on the road

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<v Speaker 3>every week in different states, Indiana is everywhere like leading

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<v Speaker 3>up to the election, and I was like, man, there

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<v Speaker 3>are so many Trump flags everywhere and places you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>even imagine would be there, and especially one of my

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<v Speaker 3>favorite was in Pennsylvania where somebody had just took their

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<v Speaker 3>twenty twenty flag and added a four at the end

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<v Speaker 3>of it. I love that kind of stuff. But it's

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<v Speaker 3>just a blue dot in a red state. And there's

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<v Speaker 3>no shortage of guys with the biggest trucks imaginable with

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<v Speaker 3>the flags. And I don't know how it's not against

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<v Speaker 3>the law to be that flagged up and just in

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<v Speaker 3>the view of everybody. But even in Saint Louis, there was.

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<v Speaker 3>I took a picture of it the back somebody's tailgate

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<v Speaker 3>of their truck. When when Joe Brandon stole the election

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<v Speaker 3>and it was Joe Biden tied up in the back

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<v Speaker 3>of the truck with a gag like that was in

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<v Speaker 3>Saint Louis, and I'm like, God, it's like when you

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<v Speaker 3>see a car with a bunch of weed stickers on it,

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<v Speaker 3>You're like, you're just kind of asking for some kind

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<v Speaker 3>of trouble, and you also don't care. You're proud of that.

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<v Speaker 3>You spent like one thousand dollars to get that on

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<v Speaker 3>the back of your truck. So it's everywhere, and we

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<v Speaker 3>saw it in this past election when so many states

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<v Speaker 3>were flipped.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's true. I really frustrating when you see online

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<v Speaker 1>someone says saying we should let Texas leave this country.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of people in Texas. There's sensible, nice,

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<v Speaker 1>normal that don't write off other Americans. Patriotism is like

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<v Speaker 1>loving your country even if you really dislike your government.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Most of those folks are like really nice, Right, you

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<v Speaker 2>move in, They'll bring your cookies. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>filify forty percent of the population. Most of these people

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<v Speaker 2>are like really nice, but there's something there that is ugly.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a reason that the guy's president again, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>whether he was the president or not. That stuff still

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<v Speaker 3>exists that doesn't change hearts and minds. So that's the

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<v Speaker 3>real thing of seeing all the January sixth stuff and

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<v Speaker 3>everything that's transpired to the last eight years, and you're like, God,

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<v Speaker 3>you still don't care. And at a certain point you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>I just did it for the economy, okay, but there's

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<v Speaker 3>more at stake there than money. So well, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>a stand up comedian. What do you think my change

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<v Speaker 3>jar over there in the corner is I've had to

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<v Speaker 3>do laundry a few times, so it's not doing well.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's not surprising, but it is, and it's to

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<v Speaker 3>write off a whole the whole state of somewhere is.

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<v Speaker 3>But also at the same time, I'm like, I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. It's frustration. So what is the real

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<v Speaker 1>brentter you? What's your non political comedy?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, behind me on the video. I know there's

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<v Speaker 3>an audio platform, but I love horror movies. I do

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<v Speaker 3>a horror movie podcast and it's a niche thing. But

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<v Speaker 3>then Also it's like controlling. What is scary if I

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<v Speaker 3>know it's a movie, like a horror movie. To me,

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<v Speaker 3>is the news that's real and exists. So I do

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<v Speaker 3>the that podcast called the They're Coming to Get You

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<v Speaker 3>and you to remember it. It's like They're coming to

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<v Speaker 3>get you Barbara from a Night of the Living Dead.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the other I do another podcast called The

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<v Speaker 3>Field Trip. It's topic based. I call it like pop

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<v Speaker 3>culture Pope wri So every episode is different, and I've

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<v Speaker 3>done my assassinations and I chose three of that. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>probably you guys haven't covered, not the.

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<v Speaker 2>Big ones, the two of them.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm just saying, yeah, if you did Julius Caesar,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm impressed. E two John, it's top. It's famous last words,

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<v Speaker 3>famous last meals. I just did one on a sideshow performers.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's the kind of stuff is. I do my

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<v Speaker 3>research and then I talk about it with a guest.

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<v Speaker 2>More of this after a quick break. So this is implausible,

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<v Speaker 2>and we do theories and conspiracies, and you're you've got

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<v Speaker 2>us now, so give us either a your favorite conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 2>You can ask us what's the yeah you want to

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<v Speaker 2>know about our conspiracies, the CIA ones.

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<v Speaker 3>I have the one that I'm to talk about, but

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<v Speaker 3>one that I also want to bring up to you

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<v Speaker 3>guys because I was scrolling through your archive on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you guys even talked about the Donald Trump assassination attempt?

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<v Speaker 3>Because seeing my friends online the let more left people

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<v Speaker 3>for years it was oh, you guys are nothing but

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<v Speaker 3>saying to the right, you guys are nothing but conspiracy theorists.

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<v Speaker 3>And as soon as that happened, man did this the

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<v Speaker 3>flip the switch flip of oh it was a fake,

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<v Speaker 3>it was an inside job or whatever. So do you

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<v Speaker 3>guys have thoughts on all that, because I'm interested to

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<v Speaker 3>hear your take on what that was.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great topic and we should do it because

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<v Speaker 1>you're exactly right. Immediately, people on the left did exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what they complained to the people and the right to and

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't do it because, and I think I speak

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<v Speaker 1>for Jerry is immediately, I would never suggest that was

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<v Speaker 1>fake to try to I mean, to try to hit

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<v Speaker 1>someone in the ear far away, even the simplest of things,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's almost impossible. The one thing about having worked

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<v Speaker 1>in CIA, and we talk about this on the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>and having been involved in trying to maybe fool the

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<v Speaker 1>other side or create conspiracies, if you will, however you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to find is we realized just how hard it is.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many moving parts in everything that happens in

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<v Speaker 1>the world, and to control that is crazy. You might

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<v Speaker 1>be able to control one or two factors, and if

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<v Speaker 1>you simplify it enough, you can maybe fool somebody on something,

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<v Speaker 1>but the notion that you could do this incredibly complex

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<v Speaker 1>thing that all holds together and nobody ever talks is

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<v Speaker 1>just insane. So immediately when people said that, it's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no this is ridiculous. There's just.

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<v Speaker 2>We're really good at assassination. A great track. I could

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<v Speaker 2>look at Don Castro right, you know, I was like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's right, and of course we got that took us

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<v Speaker 2>ten years. The real world is complicated. And for anybody

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<v Speaker 2>who's ever and I grew up around firearms, I hate guns.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'll tell you anybody who's ever dealt with a weapon,

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<v Speaker 2>if they're talking about, yeah, I'm gonna put a bullet

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<v Speaker 2>right by your ear, that sounds like people went to

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<v Speaker 2>high school with you. Put a beer can on your

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<v Speaker 2>head and put it'll be a big beer can and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take my ear right. Don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Just yesterday, guys, I listened to JFK episode and the

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<v Speaker 3>guy was like, Oh, that was an easy shot. He

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<v Speaker 3>could have done it. So what is it, Guys?

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<v Speaker 2>I need answers when you're on the inside, when you're

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<v Speaker 2>not in government, we're not part of the deep state.

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<v Speaker 2>You We do deal often, John and I did when

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<v Speaker 2>we were seniors in the agency with senior political guys.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what, there's messed up and silly and

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<v Speaker 2>foolish as anybody else. If somebody thinks there's like this

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<v Speaker 2>special level of competence in any white house, like they

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<v Speaker 2>are no different than the rest of us, and they

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<v Speaker 2>fuck up and hold.

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<v Speaker 1>On now, hold on, I'm going to take this the

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<v Speaker 1>next step. Okay, we just saw the screenshots of them.

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<v Speaker 1>They were knocking down apartment buildings to kill terrorists and

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<v Speaker 1>admitted that they killed people in the apartment. Jerry, you

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<v Speaker 1>and I were involved in lethal efforts to go after

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<v Speaker 1>a specific terrorists, and you saw the amount of work

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure you're the right person, one person that

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<v Speaker 1>no one else was hit. And when that's done, it's

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<v Speaker 1>done with such seriousness. There is no that communications line,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no joking. It's all very careful. To see these

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<v Speaker 1>guys like towel snapping each other and doing emojis and

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<v Speaker 1>fist bumps. That is just inappropriate for any national security person.

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<v Speaker 1>These guys are first of all, they're all unfit. They

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be inop positions for the first place. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to do national security, you need to take

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<v Speaker 1>it seriously. I found that incredibly distasteful, and then lying

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<v Speaker 1>about it. They were cutting and pasting from clearly something

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<v Speaker 1>that was classified and then telling us that it was

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<v Speaker 1>all not classified. So it really so. Yes, I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>serious pep and serious positions not be as impressive as

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<v Speaker 1>you think, but this to me was really beyond the pass.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a league of its own, and this is serious.

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<v Speaker 2>But I really want to underline this to anybody. Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I was in a rock back when Isis took

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<v Speaker 2>over and we were struggling to keeping keeping Isis from

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<v Speaker 2>taking over the country and introducing slavery again and introducing

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<v Speaker 2>rape is being legal. These are like really bad guys. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And when there was I just say carefully, I say this,

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<v Speaker 2>when there was a strike that killed a senior isis guy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know where I was, there was a standing rule.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no cheers. Like what we have done was not good.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just less bad because it was about saving lives.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you should be focused on, never taking. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what separates us from them, is right. We take no

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<v Speaker 2>one of the jures anyway, you take that. Yeah, no pleasure,

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<v Speaker 2>no joy even in that. It's this is because the

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<v Speaker 2>problem is if we don't, other innocent people will die.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a serious, terrible sort of decision making for

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<v Speaker 2>curR And yeah, you're right, John. The high fiving and

0:24:11.200 --> 0:24:15.360
<v Speaker 2>cheering is inhuman in a lot of words, in many ways.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's guys, you're just not fun. Can we decide

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<v Speaker 3>to go to a better question? See it's not entertain.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll try again, try again.

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<v Speaker 3>Your answers were good, but it's not what people want

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<v Speaker 3>to hear of. Now. The other one that I've enjoyed

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<v Speaker 3>watching and enjoy is the wrong word, but it's been

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<v Speaker 3>the whole Quanon thing because I could see the same

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<v Speaker 3>stuff I think that they were seeing. I can go

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<v Speaker 3>on the four Chans and the eight Chans and the

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<v Speaker 3>whatever chans and see the posts and then also, just

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<v Speaker 3>a neighborhood over from me, I could ride my bike past.

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<v Speaker 3>The house had QAnon pillows on the porch and then

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<v Speaker 3>the QAnon flags. The whole porch was QAnon. Now it's not.

0:25:10.240 --> 0:25:14.119
<v Speaker 3>Now it's just American flags. So thank god for that, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's I've seen the I would, oh, I should

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<v Speaker 3>find I'm gonna get this free and show you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>These were on telephone poles. I just thought of this.

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<v Speaker 3>These were from info Wars. These signs it says.

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<v Speaker 1>Collapse is coming, prepare yourself and that.

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<v Speaker 3>So you see the info Wars that was on a

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<v Speaker 3>telephone pole by my house. This is laminated to last,

0:25:44.200 --> 0:25:49.520
<v Speaker 3>and then this one the mass do nothing. They are

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<v Speaker 3>for control the Info Wars logo at the top right

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<v Speaker 3>there too. I saw some I saw these are my neighbors,

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<v Speaker 3>somewhere in the vicinity of where I live. And I

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<v Speaker 3>love conspiracy theory stuff so much. I pulled the car

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<v Speaker 3>over to take these down. These exist in.

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<v Speaker 1>My What control does asking you wear a mask gets you?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't quite get.

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<v Speaker 3>It, I know, but yeah, that's like my big thing

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<v Speaker 3>with not necessarily Quanon, but like the flat Earth or

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<v Speaker 3>the fake the moon landing and all this, Like, if

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<v Speaker 3>all that is fake, My my question is to what

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<v Speaker 3>end to show that the government lies to you? And I, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>the government does lie to us. You guys worked for

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<v Speaker 3>the government, and I think you would probably agree that

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<v Speaker 3>there are lies that have been told. So that's that

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<v Speaker 3>we all know that. So my thing is after the

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<v Speaker 3>control and lie thing. Is it just money? Who's selling

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of flat globes? Or like round? Is there

0:26:46.320 --> 0:26:48.800
<v Speaker 3>a guy with a warehouse full of globes? Like, as

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<v Speaker 3>soon as we get rid of all these and I'll

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<v Speaker 3>just tell them it's flat. Like to what end are

0:26:53.720 --> 0:26:58.280
<v Speaker 3>some of these conspiracies? Is the moon landing was fake? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>let's say it was? Or if we found out who

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<v Speaker 3>actually did it, what are we going to do about it? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>You can't. We all know we're being lied to. But

0:27:07.880 --> 0:27:10.960
<v Speaker 3>at a certain point there are people starving and dying

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<v Speaker 3>right now. I just don't know what end a lot

0:27:13.840 --> 0:27:14.720
<v Speaker 3>of this stuff has.

0:27:15.440 --> 0:27:18.120
<v Speaker 1>It's all a lot of times it's just about people themselves.

0:27:18.200 --> 0:27:20.720
<v Speaker 1>They want attention. The world just needs to be centered

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<v Speaker 1>around them and what they feel, their feelings. You're right,

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<v Speaker 1>I can at least understand if you do a conspiracy

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<v Speaker 1>to make money. It feels like it's gross and disgusting,

0:27:28.760 --> 0:27:31.840
<v Speaker 1>but at least it seems to have some logical consistency.

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<v Speaker 2>Fox and News makes they sell beers, snow tires, ed medicine.

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<v Speaker 1>I got, We sell that on our podcast, So I'm

0:27:39.840 --> 0:27:42.880
<v Speaker 1>pretty confident that that's to go past those But.

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<v Speaker 3>What the ED stuff, guys, just hold on, talk to

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<v Speaker 3>me about the ED stuff for quick for a friend, right, yes,

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:51.440
<v Speaker 3>but you can see, like Alex Jones will say the

0:27:51.800 --> 0:27:55.600
<v Speaker 3>water's dirty and then also flip and be like, we've

0:27:55.600 --> 0:27:59.160
<v Speaker 3>got the water purefire. They're telling you that they're selling

0:27:59.240 --> 0:28:01.160
<v Speaker 3>you the cure of the thing that they just made

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<v Speaker 3>up and maybe it is a real problem. But they're

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<v Speaker 3>also selling you the super Ginka Boloba max pure that

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<v Speaker 3>will fix your ED. It works. By the way, just

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:11.399
<v Speaker 3>so you guys know the.

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<v Speaker 2>Human brain as it evolved over the last five thousand years,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's that's how But yeah, but the amygdala at

0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:22.240
<v Speaker 2>the base of it, the reptilian part, is still really powerful.

0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:24.840
<v Speaker 2>It's the fight or flight, it's the fear thing, right,

0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:27.520
<v Speaker 2>And it wasn't until later that we got higher functions,

0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 2>and so yeah, tapping into the amygdala response inside of

0:28:31.400 --> 0:28:34.960
<v Speaker 2>human beings is always something you can make people afraid.

0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:37.760
<v Speaker 2>Dictators have always done it, right. I mean, Hitler makes

0:28:37.760 --> 0:28:41.240
<v Speaker 2>people afraid of the Jews, afraid of the Bolsheviks, and

0:28:41.520 --> 0:28:43.400
<v Speaker 2>you got to make people afraid, and if you do

0:28:43.520 --> 0:28:47.479
<v Speaker 2>that gives you a political control the even our own country.

0:28:47.560 --> 0:28:50.760
<v Speaker 2>Hearst right. The Hearst Press started the Spanish American War

0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:54.160
<v Speaker 2>with supposedly the main song, which was Spanish why the

0:28:54.200 --> 0:28:56.520
<v Speaker 2>Spanish would sink the US's main and Havana Harbor. I

0:28:56.520 --> 0:28:59.920
<v Speaker 2>don't know. So angertainment can be monetized and it's a

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good word, political control, and we are biologically

0:29:04.520 --> 0:29:08.760
<v Speaker 2>programmed to have because surviving is you hear Russell in

0:29:08.800 --> 0:29:10.920
<v Speaker 2>the bushes? Do you go gee, I'm going to stand

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<v Speaker 2>here and figure it out and see whether it's a

0:29:12.960 --> 0:29:15.880
<v Speaker 2>sabertooth tigers. No, you run, because even if you're wrong,

0:29:16.440 --> 0:29:18.800
<v Speaker 2>like you're still alive. It's a powerful force.

0:29:19.720 --> 0:29:22.200
<v Speaker 3>So what about QAN nine do you guys have to

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<v Speaker 3>say about that? I'm not up on my message boards currently,

0:29:25.640 --> 0:29:28.600
<v Speaker 3>but it seems like they were like just wait and

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<v Speaker 3>then nothing, you know, like right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Nancy Pelosi of course is going to stay forever

0:29:35.720 --> 0:29:38.960
<v Speaker 2>young and beautiful, because she's killing young children to get

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<v Speaker 2>their adrenal glands. I don't know if people should get

0:29:41.560 --> 0:29:44.240
<v Speaker 2>on there and take a look at what no offense Nancy.

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<v Speaker 2>But what Nancy looks like now, it's like the adrenaline

0:29:47.640 --> 0:29:50.280
<v Speaker 2>it's not working. She looks like an old lady. Right.

0:29:50.320 --> 0:29:52.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, I'm using it. I'm clearly you're still

0:29:52.840 --> 0:29:53.760
<v Speaker 2>young and handsome business.

0:29:53.840 --> 0:29:55.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm actually eighty seven.

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<v Speaker 2>But the other one, of course, is CIA and Ands

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<v Speaker 2>and I keep waiting, like, let's okay, Trump's president. Now

0:30:00.240 --> 0:30:03.480
<v Speaker 2>you've got to own these conspiracy theories. Right, he's Trump's

0:30:03.480 --> 0:30:05.640
<v Speaker 2>gonna come in. He's going to expose the ped of files.

0:30:05.640 --> 0:30:09.000
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna show us the aliens, the JFK stuff. Maybe

0:30:09.040 --> 0:30:12.120
<v Speaker 2>not the Epstein files. Maybe they may stay under lock

0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:12.440
<v Speaker 2>and key.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you've seen recently, it's the Fort Knox thing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's actually feeling. He's still a TV dude. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna we don't know if it's there, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go down there and show it. Like you're the president.

0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:24.600
<v Speaker 1>I say, you can send somebody there. You could be there.

0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:27.120
<v Speaker 1>You can answer this in two seconds. He said, you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to play it up like.

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<v Speaker 3>It's with aliens. Is very interesting because Trey Crowder on

0:30:31.680 --> 0:30:35.520
<v Speaker 3>his episode said, yeah, he believes in mathematically, I think

0:30:35.560 --> 0:30:39.240
<v Speaker 3>it's to rule it out to say no is dumb.

0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:42.320
<v Speaker 3>But also then you talk about are we talking about

0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:46.240
<v Speaker 3>micro organisms? Is that an alien? Are we talking about

0:30:46.240 --> 0:30:49.960
<v Speaker 3>guys that fly the spaceships? That's the I think there are.

0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:53.600
<v Speaker 3>To say there's no other life in anywhere is short sighted,

0:30:53.720 --> 0:30:57.680
<v Speaker 3>But aliens are fun to me. All of this stuff

0:30:57.680 --> 0:31:00.560
<v Speaker 3>that we've talked about is is fun as whether you

0:31:00.680 --> 0:31:03.560
<v Speaker 3>subscribe to it you know, and how much of you

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<v Speaker 3>know if you.

0:31:04.120 --> 0:31:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Have to tear it with you arm yourself because of it.

0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:09.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like when you find out that it's wrong, if

0:31:10.000 --> 0:31:12.480
<v Speaker 3>you have to take off more than a bumper sticker,

0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:16.440
<v Speaker 3>then maybe you've gone into deep with it. Like, all

0:31:16.480 --> 0:31:19.120
<v Speaker 3>of it is fun and it's entertaining. And that's why

0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:22.600
<v Speaker 3>I've always loved conspiracy theories because they're kind of.

0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 1>Scary conspiracies because it's entertaining or interesting, or you're asking

0:31:28.440 --> 0:31:30.880
<v Speaker 1>questions like could there be aliens? Let's take this to

0:31:30.920 --> 0:31:32.560
<v Speaker 1>see how far it goes? What could it be? What

0:31:32.640 --> 0:31:37.640
<v Speaker 1>can is different from weaponizing or getting financial benefit out

0:31:37.640 --> 0:31:39.960
<v Speaker 1>of conspiracy theories. And what I think your humor hits

0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:44.000
<v Speaker 1>on a lot of times is with the political class

0:31:44.360 --> 0:31:47.719
<v Speaker 1>using this stuff to get people angry, to spin people up,

0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:49.560
<v Speaker 1>to get people out to vote. And a lot of

0:31:49.560 --> 0:31:52.720
<v Speaker 1>this was in twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen with Cambridge Analytical.

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<v Speaker 1>They actually work specifically, this is Bannon and his company

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<v Speaker 1>works specifically to use Facebook data to find people who

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<v Speaker 1>who never voted. The people who were just were the

0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:06.080
<v Speaker 1>angry people, and they spun it up and created such

0:32:06.120 --> 0:32:08.480
<v Speaker 1>anger to actually get them off their couches to go vote.

0:32:08.520 --> 0:32:12.040
<v Speaker 1>And they essentially created a class of very angry, very

0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:15.320
<v Speaker 1>right wing people that now is called the base, and

0:32:15.560 --> 0:32:18.320
<v Speaker 1>some of them, it's a small enough segment that it

0:32:18.360 --> 0:32:21.480
<v Speaker 1>helps on elections, right one or two percent of crazy people.

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<v Speaker 3>That's got a difference, though anymore, I want.

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<v Speaker 1>You to see it now, like when you get to

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<v Speaker 1>the point where you will use conspiracies knowing that someone's

0:32:28.720 --> 0:32:30.440
<v Speaker 1>going to get hurt, knowing that someone's going to attack

0:32:30.440 --> 0:32:33.160
<v Speaker 1>the capital, knowing they're going to that's to me, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a whole different thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a friend and we were coming back from

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<v Speaker 3>a comedy festival and he's wearing the badge, and the

0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:41.400
<v Speaker 3>gas station tenant was like, oh, what is that for,

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:43.320
<v Speaker 3>andings that we've just had a comedy festival, and the

0:32:43.360 --> 0:32:46.480
<v Speaker 3>guy literally said, oh, comedy's not been funny since Trump won,

0:32:47.240 --> 0:32:50.800
<v Speaker 3>which means all the Trump jokes, he doesn't care for it.

0:32:51.000 --> 0:32:53.960
<v Speaker 3>It's you could. I think you should. Like I said

0:32:54.000 --> 0:32:56.880
<v Speaker 3>at the beginning, we should be punching up no matter

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<v Speaker 3>who is in charge, because they are in charge and

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<v Speaker 3>we are not, so they are more open to scrutiny.

0:33:03.200 --> 0:33:06.520
<v Speaker 3>And also it's more fun to laugh. Who doesn't want

0:33:06.560 --> 0:33:09.480
<v Speaker 3>to laugh? It makes you feel better and it makes

0:33:09.520 --> 0:33:12.200
<v Speaker 3>you It makes us. We have more in common than

0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:15.719
<v Speaker 3>we have not and it shows that we are not alone.

0:33:15.760 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 3>There's truth and humor, So when you laugh at something,

0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:21.720
<v Speaker 3>you are admitting that there's truth to what I just said.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Bret, thank you so much for taking the time

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<v Speaker 1>with us and being on with us.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're great. It's really been fun. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we'll continue to follow you, and I would encourage

0:33:29.240 --> 0:33:31.640
<v Speaker 1>anybody listening to us to follow Brent to human on

0:33:31.760 --> 0:33:32.960
<v Speaker 1>all sorts of social media.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thank you, guys.

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