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Speaker 1: Forever do you start?

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Speaker 2: We started? Well, hello, happy Women's History Month. Yes, it

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Speaker 2: is Women's History Month.

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Speaker 1: Sure, Hey ladies, Hey host, just in time, just in gys. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean we should start a playlist on Spotify with

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Speaker 1: the stuff that we say. Okay, that's what.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do's to do list for this week.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so every time we have an episode, we can

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Speaker 3: have like a playlist.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean we just add to the the running list. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like Insecure has a playlist for the thing. Oh what,

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Speaker 1: we're fucking gonna do that high fidelity? I think they

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Speaker 1: do it. Let's do session. I mean people, the people

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Speaker 1: have been asking, they have as especially when we did

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Speaker 1: the Caucasian bops. Oh, I mean that. But every week

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Speaker 1: we sing a little something, a little bit of a

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Speaker 1: piece of something.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I mean you guys don't know this, but

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Speaker 3: we're going to be doing a lot of episodes today.

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Speaker 1: So this is the first episode many episodes that we're

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Speaker 1: doing over the course doing so many episodes, I'm going

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Speaker 1: I'm going to Laet a little bit, you know, just

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks or whatever. She's leaving me, she's

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Speaker 1: leaving us.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm coming.

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Speaker 1: She can go back and forget how to pronounce my name.

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Speaker 1: No like Maury.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, my manager said that you called. No, I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to live in LA unless something is

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Speaker 3: like booked and I'm working, and then I want to

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Speaker 3: come right back here.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to live there.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't see myself living there and being happy.

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Speaker 1: M hm. The hiking wouldn't make you happy, since no

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Speaker 1: friend going to the observatory wouldn't make you happy. No

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Speaker 1: friend climbing the Hollywood sign wouldn't make you squired a

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Speaker 1: little bit. No. First of all, I would have to

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Speaker 1: learn how to drive.

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Speaker 3: And I'm I'm a type of person that No, you

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Speaker 3: can't teach your old dog new tricks.

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Speaker 1: Oh come on, come on, lassie, No, I'm old Yeller.

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Speaker 1: Take me out and shoot me in the back. You

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Speaker 1: know I've never seen old Yeller.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I haven't really either, but I heard they put

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Speaker 2: him down.

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Speaker 1: They shot that dog in the face. Problematic all the

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Speaker 1: time at the tip, always there when you call two

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Speaker 1: minutes into it, listen, happy, happy day back at work.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where you listening to this? Happy. I

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Speaker 1: hope you're enjoying your ride. You commute with us in

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Speaker 1: your ears right now with our velvety ass melanie NATed voices. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you hear that voice, your voice, I'm giving you hear that.

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Speaker 1: That smokes a little bit of weird. No, this is uh.

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Speaker 2: My mother smoked Newports all her life.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, so your singing voice never really had a chance.

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Speaker 2: No, not at all.

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Speaker 3: And that's when she when she told me that I

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Speaker 3: can't sing, I was like, well, it's your fault.

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Speaker 1: Your mother smokes cigarettes in the house every day. Yes, absolutely, totally,

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Speaker 1: without a doubt. My uncle, my uncle smoked cigars. I

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Speaker 1: hate the way cigars smell.

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Speaker 2: They smoked cigars.

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Speaker 3: And then I moved and went back to New York

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Speaker 3: with my mom and she smoked cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: Oh Sis, you got inmphysema. That's what I think. That's

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Speaker 1: what i's It's not depression itself. The lady screaming's in phase.

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Speaker 1: My name is Willy Willy Beam. What is that from?

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Speaker 3: That's from any given Sunday? Oh with Jamie FOXX.

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Speaker 1: Sacrifice don't fight anything will be all right Sunday. I

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Speaker 1: love that song. Okay, that's the only song I know

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Speaker 1: from the soundtrack, not the one that you singing.

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Speaker 2: The Willie Beaman one. Yeah, we'll put that in the playlist. Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is good. Yeah, I really we're starting off strong.

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Speaker 1: And when we're saying we're starting to listen, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: do it on yours, I'm gonna do it on mine.

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Speaker 1: I could start a little list or should we just

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Speaker 1: should we just like go all out with the unofficial

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Speaker 1: expert stuff and just like have it all like the website,

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Speaker 1: not the website, but like the Twitter, the email address.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to start a Twitter? I think we're ready.

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Speaker 1: I mean I read, I don't tweet, so yeah you

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Speaker 1: I believe in you tweeting on it though I.

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Speaker 3: Do tweet, but it's just hard because they we because

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Speaker 3: we don't tweet out the podcast and people Okay, well

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Speaker 3: then we don't don't hit us up that much, but

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Speaker 1: We'll get a better reach if we start our Twitter.

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Speaker 1: We don't do twitter. Okay, you see that we're talking

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Speaker 1: about the reach. Four minutes and thirty eight seconds into

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Speaker 1: the episode, I mean, we're giving you guys so much

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Speaker 2: This episode is gonna be all over the place.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, like yo, come what.

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Speaker 2: What when you squirt?

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Speaker 1: Okay and it's not even five minutes. Is there a

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Speaker 1: song about squirting? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll think

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Speaker 1: of something. I can't think of something with the top

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Speaker 1: Oh but there's one. There's one. There's a song about

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Speaker 1: give it head, put it. Oh, I thought you were

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Speaker 1: gonna go. I was getting some head, getting some heads.

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Speaker 1: I thought, get getting some head. While I'm excited for this,

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Speaker 1: why are we so okay? Well, Sydney, you're in a

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Speaker 1: fabulous mood.

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Speaker 2: Today, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: I'm just I knew that we have a lot to do,

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Speaker 3: so I have to put on my acting shoulders.

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Speaker 1: Acting shoulders.

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Speaker 3: It's not a hot shoulder, it's shoulders. Acting comes from

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Speaker 2: Oh that must be I'm not booking. I'm not acting

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Speaker 1: Oh god. Okay, So, speaking of that, I had a

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Speaker 1: couple auditions this week. One I was well when I

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Speaker 1: or something I have no idea, very unclear, something for CBS,

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Speaker 2: And I was off book before I got there.

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Speaker 1: And then I got there and I was like ready

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Speaker 1: I was like, whoo whoa no word no, But I

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Speaker 1: I've done that before too. I've never done it done

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Speaker 1: that before Monday, Yeah, And then Tuesday my voice over

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Speaker 1: have you on hold for this this voiceover thing. It's

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Speaker 1: for a political campaign. And I was like, okay, running

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can.

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Speaker 2: They're not gonna know. It's your voice.

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Speaker 1: Marie Well, I said, he's trying to He's trying to

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Speaker 1: recruit black ass voices for his ads now. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, I said, well, I mean, but I do

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Speaker 1: know that's a radio. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: They released me from the whole. They picked somebody else.

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Speaker 1: It's between me and this other black because I guess

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Speaker 1: her voice is blacker than mine. But Marie, oh, maybe

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Speaker 1: it was JB. Smooth or.

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Speaker 2: God was on your side. I know it's not good

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Speaker 2: for the brand.

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Speaker 1: YO. Know, I can't be missing a tooth and you

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Speaker 1: be the voice of no, we can't do that. Pladfall

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Speaker 1: by the offices of my oh bit, you know that's it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, they should have booked Jesus give me my

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Speaker 1: money plus ten percent. But I was like, I was like,

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Speaker 1: can I do this ad for like such an evil dude? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, but I do need the money. Yes,

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Speaker 1: But then I was like, but is that dirty money?

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Speaker 1: Is that money?

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Speaker 2: Take that? Take that?

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Speaker 1: Take that, Yes, you take that dirty money. It's the

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Speaker 1: dirty money. Yeah, it's the dirty money.

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Speaker 3: I honestly, You're like, I don't support him, but I will,

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Speaker 3: but he supports me. I will do it something for

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Speaker 3: a check that doesn't have my face on it either.

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Speaker 1: I was. I was I was gonna tweet about it

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Speaker 1: or put something on my Instagram, And then I was like,

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Speaker 1: it was a battle in my brain. And then they

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Speaker 1: were like, Marie, they picked somebody else, and I was like, oh, well,

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Speaker 1: because I was on hold, so it's between me and

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Speaker 1: meaning they picked the other person. So you know, they

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Speaker 1: say you've been released, but really what they're saying is, Nigga,

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Speaker 1: they don't need you for this, but.

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Speaker 2: The next thing you wouldn't want to be with.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to be with Bloomberg. But again, the

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Speaker 1: universe knew it was shaky, right. And then yesterday I

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Speaker 1: had an audition for Okay, so three auditions in one week,

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Speaker 1: seventeen year old girl's aunt. And I was like, I

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Speaker 1: could be a seventeen year old girl's friend, but aunt

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Speaker 1: feels like a stretch. And when I got there, everybody

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Speaker 1: was real light skinned, real light skin, aunt, viv and

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Speaker 1: was so mad. I was like, I memorized these lines

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Speaker 1: for them to not pick me and I text.

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Speaker 3: You, guys, no, no, no, that Honestly, the casting director wanted

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Speaker 3: to see you amongst these caramel complexions, sur ub with

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Speaker 3: And they'd be like, obviously she shouldn't be anybody's aunt,

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Speaker 3: but we will find something else for her.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I was in the room roasting them for having

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Speaker 1: me in there. Yeah, I was like, how old is

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Speaker 1: the how old is the child? She was like seventeen.

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Speaker 1: I said, that's hilarious. And then I was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: ready to go. Do you need me to slate? You

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Speaker 1: need me my name and hype an age and age

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Speaker 1: twenty one? Yeah, but I think I made a good

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Speaker 1: impression on the casting director and that matters, right, Like

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Speaker 1: she would give me notes on the stuff that I

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Speaker 1: use them. So I think she was like, Okay, she

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Speaker 1: takes the direction, well, you know, go ahead and call

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Speaker 1: Martin Scorsese says, I'm in there. Woooo call avad Nerve.

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Speaker 1: Let's go call when they give you notes and they're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: let's uh, let's do that again.

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Speaker 2: That's a good time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when they let you do it one time and

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Speaker 1: they're like, all right, thanks for coming in, and you

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Speaker 1: know it wasn't good. Yeah, they they they weren't even

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Speaker 1: recording that SIS tape has already been deleted.

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Speaker 2: They said bye bye bye.

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Speaker 1: Bye bye bye bye bye. Oh see, I was gonna

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Speaker 1: It's called this bye bye?

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Speaker 1: Then losson Honey your best friend Lay, Yeah, that's song.

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Speaker 2: When you know you're in trouble, slide in a crowd

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Speaker 1: I mean, Liza must not have been available. She wants

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Speaker 3: so we went through a lot in twelve minutes. Okay,

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Speaker 3: but you went to LA How is that?

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Speaker 2: It was good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? So I went to like shoot some stuff for

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Speaker 2: It was.

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Speaker 1: It was cool.

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Speaker 2: I ate bugs.

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Speaker 4: I did eat some bugs.

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Speaker 1: It didn't taste like anything, Like you know how small

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Speaker 1: Scientology says this is way I've ascended or whatever.

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Speaker 2: I didn't disrespect the podcast like that.

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Speaker 1: Well I'm just saying disrespect, Like the joke wasn't funny.

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Speaker 1: We've come a long way. You could just say, no,

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Speaker 2: Hey, we we do this.

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Speaker 4: We're do this.

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Speaker 2: So you ate bugs, so I don't know you anymore

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Speaker 2: and that's fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot. But it was cool if this show.

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Speaker 2: It's a whole bunch of memis over there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. But you're like, you feel like you've grown you

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like I was more mature when I

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Speaker 1: Woh, why do you feel like good? I mean, I'm

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Speaker 1: saying like you were partying and like blacking out and

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Speaker 1: out depression though, ah well, depression is very immature, immature,

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Speaker 1: childish baby, we got it.

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Speaker 3: It's all like that immature song, so come and fill

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Speaker 1: It's all, let's immature song that we got it? What

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Speaker 2: I gotta look at my Spotify because you know sometimes.

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Speaker 1: You baby, please don't go, please don't go. What's immature?

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Speaker 1: I am X. I feel like Marcus Houston was in both. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: You said this is before my bag. It's before Yes, yes?

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Speaker 2: What what a read?

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Speaker 1: What? I don't have a single immature song in my

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Speaker 1: Spotify me neither.

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Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, we're gonna put that on the list.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, we'll figure it out. Maybe it'd be like.

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Speaker 3: Watch y'all get this Spotify playlist and it has none

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Speaker 1: We're gonna forget.

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Speaker 2: We're just gonna throw up songs that we like.

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Speaker 1: You know what I like right now? Thisah, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: put on you know something, something from a Snoop DOGG.

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Speaker 2: Are you wearing an Ivy Park cat Adidas?

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Speaker 1: I am okay, not Ivy Park though, Okay, well whenever

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Speaker 2: But it is what it is to me now, okay, Well, bugs, wow,

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Speaker 1: Here. I mean, we're not talking about this.

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Speaker 3: The more you were upset about having a little mouse

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they weren't a lot. Okay, it wasn't like

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Speaker 1: was like it was like a lemon zest salt. They

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Speaker 1: the future, we're not gonna be roasting these bugs, but

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Speaker 1: slice them vocado. You know what it is is because

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Speaker 1: we're not gonna pay them no jump of insects.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you know, we need an emerald legasi. That's what

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Speaker 3: we needed bam exactly. We bammed those bugs up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So but whatever, LA was fine. I saw a

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be there for how long?

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Speaker 3: Two weeks. That's that's a long time. That's uh, that's

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Speaker 1: Than But what if you what if they ask you

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Speaker 1: to stay longer? I mean, you won't stay. I'm be like,

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Speaker 3: I just when I was in l A for that month,

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Speaker 3: like that. I couldn't see myself there for more. What

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Speaker 3: is it that you don't like you need a car?

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Speaker 1: Yep?

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Speaker 3: And people act funny in LA, like they're fickle, Like

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Speaker 3: they'll they'll sailo meet up, but then like they'll realize, oh,

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Speaker 3: it's gonna take me an hour and get there. We

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Speaker 3: not meet up. They'll cancel an hour before you're supposed

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Speaker 3: You can't cancel on me.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, but you know that, you know that going back,

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Speaker 4: I do that, no, But I feel like it is

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Speaker 4: I'm at the location that you told me to be at.

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Speaker 2: Oh they're canceling like ten minutes before.

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Speaker 4: Yes, And it's so annoying and I'm just like, why

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Speaker 4: to other people and they're just like, it's just like

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: So I mean, also, you're right though, to cancel.

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Speaker 1: I When I'm canceling on somebody, I try to give

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Speaker 1: or you're just like tell me that. Yeah. But also

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Speaker 1: That's when I started getting ready. I'm still home, brilliant. No.

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Speaker 1: But I just feel like when you cancel somebody in LA,

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Speaker 2: It's rude.

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Speaker 3: When you cancel on people who are visiting, it's like,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't see them like that. They don't live here, right, bitch.

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, back of the ranch, I'm always canceling on people

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Speaker 1: Well, they're like, I want to because when people come

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Speaker 1: Do you fuck? They're like, oh, well, I want to

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Speaker 1: go see the top of the round. I want to

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Speaker 1: see Can we go to Statue of Liberty? Absolutely? I

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Speaker 1: don't even know what that bitch look like? No, that

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Speaker 1: actually blue green? You want to do that? Absolutely? Are

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: You are, my sikh. I want to go see the tree,

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Speaker 1: or I want to go skating, or I want to like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want to go to Magnolia Bakery. I want to

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: And after you tell me all that you canceled, I'm

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Speaker 1: But then you'll ask your friends when the people that

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Speaker 2: What neighborhood you in? I'm in Times Square?

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Speaker 1: Ah? You definitely not saying me time what? No, No,

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Speaker 1: we're not doing this. I don't even know the time.

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Speaker 1: I don't even care. A watch. Okay, what time is it?

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, it's time for you to get

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Speaker 1: in LA. It's like, I don't have a car. You know,

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Speaker 1: You can't do that to me. What neighborhood you're staying in? Friend?

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Speaker 1: Do not know, but.

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Speaker 3: sure it's something like not ratchet. I'm not going to

436
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 3: be in Burbank. I don't know, friend, that's where some

437
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,400
Speaker 3: of the'se uh studios are.

438
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 1: Were you in Burbank? When I know? I was in

439
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,040
Speaker 1: Culver City, which is basically Burbank in.

440
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,200
Speaker 2: Terms of how far it is.

441
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,439
Speaker 1: I was super close to the airport and far from

442
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,080
Speaker 1: everybody else. People are like, yo, where you at? I'm

443
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,520
Speaker 1: in nuh and I'm like, ah, I might as well

444
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 1: be in the Pacific Ocean citys Fuck.

445
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know yet, but I will definitely let

446
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 3: you know. Yeah, I just you know, LA to people

447
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,679
Speaker 3: who's funny stuff New York, you could be in New

448
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,960
Speaker 3: York and if you're not really here for nothing people

449
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,120
Speaker 3: are like, yeah, come on, I hang out.

450
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,240
Speaker 1: LA is like, so are you shooting a special or

451
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 1: like yeah, so you're here shooting something right. They want

452
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 1: to know what you're working on. They want to know

453
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 1: what is attached y.

454
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:53,800
Speaker 3: They oh, and they are very adamant about like, I'm just.

455
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:56,119
Speaker 1: I want to be I want to know what's going on.

456
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,120
Speaker 2: It's like, no, you don't mind your business exactly.

457
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 1: But also so when you go out to like a

458
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 1: party or an event in La, everybody is everybody's head

459
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 1: is on a swivel. They're looking for somebody more famous

460
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 1: than you to talk to.

461
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,240
Speaker 2: And we hate those swivel heads.

462
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 1: Swivel head.

463
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,160
Speaker 3: It's like, bitch, I'm right here, Okay, I put rhyme

464
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 3: stones on my eyes.

465
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 1: Why are you looking all over the place. You should

466
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,399
Speaker 1: be giving me direct eye contact? Direct When people give

467
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,120
Speaker 1: me direct eye contact, it's that's uncomfortable.

468
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just like this person.

469
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 1: Is a psycho. Like yeah, yeah, psycho, I'm very homosexual.

470
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 1: I was at a party last night and I'm pretty

471
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 1: sure this lady was flirting with me. Oh really I

472
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 1: should have went to this party. Well, okay, so it

473
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,200
Speaker 1: was a it was a comedy show. In this big

474
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 1: ass loft downtown Brooklyn. But it looked like a set,

475
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: like a movie set. I was like, is this high fidelity?

476
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,479
Speaker 1: Like it was one of those apartments you see it

477
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: in a movie or on a show and you're like,

478
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 1: nobody actually lives there, but yes, this place huge, And

479
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,399
Speaker 1: I was like, how many people live here? They were

480
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:57,439
Speaker 1: like eleven people. I was like, absolutely not eleven people.

481
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 1: They were like, yeah, it's one of those like community

482
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 1: living homes. I was like, mum m mm hmmm. This

483
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 1: bed bugs all up and through here. But it was

484
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 1: eleven grown up people, grown ass people that lived in

485
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 1: this one whole space. Well, it was like, I guess

486
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 1: they had two floors, it was two kitchens.

487
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 2: It was eleven bed Why didn't you take pictures in

488
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 2: sim I didn't see the bedrooms.

489
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,919
Speaker 1: Also, I thought the show was gonna be bad, and

490
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,439
Speaker 1: then it turned out to be fun. You know. I

491
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,679
Speaker 1: just roasted the crowd for fifteen minutes. Ask me how

492
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 1: much time I was supposed to be up there for.

493
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 2: They were loose.

494
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,919
Speaker 1: It's a loft, they lived there, they what else they

495
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 1: got to do?

496
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 2: I was like, you guys be doing poetry slams here.

497
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 1: You guys. Do you guys have a projector you're obviously

498
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 1: playing like the debates on Debate Night and I was

499
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: roasting them, and when I got off stage, they were like,

500
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 1: we do all those things here the accuracy. They're like,

501
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 1: you dragged us. I said, I know where I am. Yeah,

502
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 1: y'all look like they looked like they it looked like

503
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 1: Seventh Heaven in there.

504
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,919
Speaker 3: Did you take anybody's number so that you could like,

505
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,160
Speaker 3: when you have a birthday party again, you have.

506
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,439
Speaker 1: A place to Oh, I didn't take anybody's number for that.

507
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 1: That's why I should have been there. I could have

508
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 1: been giving you these. I would have been like, this

509
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 1: is a birthday spot, honestly. Yeah, but it was it's

510
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 1: a little dirty.

511
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 2: It was a little it was a little dirty.

512
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine, we'll get We'll get a crew in

513
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:18,160
Speaker 1: there about they already had the lights stroking Marie go

514
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: and figure that out. I don't know, Freddy, I gotta

515
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: I gotta check with the community to get approved to

516
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: get apart, you know what I mean, Like it's eleven

517
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: people got to say yes, plus probably the owner of

518
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 1: the place. Yeah, but you went in there and killed it,

519
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: so of course be beautiful.

520
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,640
Speaker 3: They probably have everything set up for you won't even

521
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 3: have to pay for a thing except for DJ because

522
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 3: they'll probably play something awful.

523
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, they was playing a lot of Justin Bieber last night.

524
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 1: I mean the new stuff is kind of some of

525
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: this kind of you know, Yummy, I Love You something

526
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: that came up after Yummy.

527
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 2: They were playing like Noon Noon New Biber, but they

528
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 2: also played.

529
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: Other stuff too. It was interesting. Okay, I wanted to

530
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 1: meet up with you last night, but I left my

531
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,400
Speaker 1: chapstick at home. What the hell does that mean? When

532
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 1: when I leave my chaps to get home, my mouth

533
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: is dry. Like if I don't know that I don't

534
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 1: have my chapstick, I'm fine. But as soon as I

535
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 1: realize I don't have it, you know, you know when

536
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: chapstick sounds like coke. But I I let my lip

537
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,400
Speaker 1: by only have no gloss.

538
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 2: I didn't have no bomb, I didn't have nothing.

539
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: And you know, when I don't have it, I turn

540
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: you know, like when SpongeBob is out of the water

541
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: and it's like a dry sponge.

542
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 2: That's what my mouth turns into. I was like, I

543
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 2: got to go home.

544
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 1: There's nothing that if you don't have it. You can't

545
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 1: stay out.

546
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 2: Uh, I need it.

547
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 1: You go back, you go home for your Yeah, I

548
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: need I need them.

549
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:43,360
Speaker 2: I don't.

550
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about my chap, my livy out

551
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 1: walking around with my thoughts.

552
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 4: You know.

553
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 2: I no, no, no, I don't. I don't do naked ears.

554
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 1: That's but every once in a while. I don't know

555
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 1: if you guys have tried this. Take a walk, no headphones,

556
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: listen to the city that you live.

557
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 2: I would never that you hear people saying funny stuff

558
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 2: on the street.

559
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 4: You like sort of hear people.

560
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 1: Oh, no, that sh it is blast full. I can't

561
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 1: literally fuck my ear with my hair. But I can't

562
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: do that because I need to be able to hear,

563
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 1: like if a car is abauck to like chump the

564
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: curb and hit my h me listening to some something

565
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: that slaps some bars. What's your what's your what's your

566
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 1: favorite song? Currently?

567
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 4: My favorite?

568
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 1: Like the thing that you got on a loop?

569
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 4: Uh, it's just like Sylvan.

570
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 1: No, I don't know who that is, but somebody listening

571
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: does Sylvan.

572
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 4: Hey, mommy, people will put that on a playlist. It's

573
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 4: a good one. Sing a little bit of singing it.

574
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,479
Speaker 1: We'll just keep us. You always do this to us.

575
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 2: I am not fucking and it's insanity.

576
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 4: Stop.

577
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: You'll talk about anything, but you won't sing, but I

578
00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: won't sing. You'll talk about everything, but.

579
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 2: You won't sing.

580
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 4: Okay for you too. Do you guys realize that you

581
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 4: guys are just like you talk about roasting people all

582
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 4: the time, and then you think that I want to

583
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 4: sing in front of you, save.

584
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 1: Andrew. You have shared embarrassing things on the podcast and

585
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: survived us, but you don't want to sing. People still

586
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 1: messages and be like we love Andrew who slept with

587
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: the homeless person?

588
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, but I don't.

589
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 1: He's a hero.

590
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really loves like off tone. No, I don't

591
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 4: want those messages okay, Okay, I don't want to give

592
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 4: them that sort of content.

593
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 1: Okay, So well you listen. Can you hear it after?

594
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 4: We can?

595
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

596
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 4: We can.

597
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: So we go to karaoke?

598
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 4: Sure, all together?

599
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying it, like you know, future, let's

600
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: put a little car a.

601
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 4: Little company retreat together, right, team bonding.

602
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 5: We could go to do karaoke, maybe get some robin

603
00:27:54,840 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 5: after Okay you speaking of speaking of team bonding ever

604
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 5: corporate retreat I feel like we should have like a

605
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 5: section in our solo episodes where it's like, what did

606
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 5: what was our Google?

607
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,400
Speaker 1: Search? Yeah?

608
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 2: What was our Google?

609
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: Let me look at what mine was and and maybe

610
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: I'll share it.

611
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 4: What do you mean by that?

612
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: Like?

613
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,919
Speaker 2: What was the last thing you searched in your Google?

614
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 4: Oh? I can tell you mine. Mine is good. That

615
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 4: is actually mean?

616
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 1: Okay, work, how do you it was Lena Dunham? Oh? Okay,

617
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 1: that's gross and chat because I saw like this picture

618
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: of someone that didn't look very good, and I was like,

619
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: is that Lena Dunham?

620
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 4: And so I google search like recent images of Lena Dunham.

621
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 2: And what she looks like? And it was she looks

622
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 2: like a pillowcase with no pillow in it.

623
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: But I think it was a loose case.

624
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 4: It was just a really bad picture.

625
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: Wait was it her?

626
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 4: It was her at a fashion?

627
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: Can you show us the photo? Because I need to know,

628
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: you know, I need to know. Also, I love I've

629
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: seen somebody else look bad.

630
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 3: Okay, So while you're looking at that, so obviously you know,

631
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 3: I'm on Facebook or whatever, and then you know, these

632
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 3: little articles come up while I'm looking through the people's

633
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 3: suff so a little article came up that someone stole

634
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 3: a hearse Okay, I had a body in it.

635
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: There was a full on chase for this hearse.

636
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 3: Hearst gets in an accident with the body steal in it.

637
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: Is this is this bad boys too? Body is in

638
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: the casket and everything. Lena Dunham trying it. Let me

639
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: see she is? She walking the runway. She looked like

640
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: two plastic trash bags. But like, what is the hair doing?

641
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: It's all bad money money don't buy taste. What did

642
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: she have a th she looks? She looks trying to

643
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: say she looks ill.

644
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 4: That's why I don't know.

645
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: She to go out. We're allowed to say whatever we want.

646
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 2: I don't.

647
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 3: I don't want to make fun of her. I want

648
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 3: to find out what's her. The outfit and the hair

649
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 3: is bad.

650
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: No, no, no, Until I know what's wrong, what's going on

651
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: with her, I'm not going to make fun of it.

652
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 4: Because she looked good and once upon a time in

653
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 4: Hollywood and she was in there for like a like

654
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 4: a few minutes.

655
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: But you know I haven't seen it. Did you like

656
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: that movie? No?

657
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 4: Not really. She she looked good and she looked fresh.

658
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 4: You know, she just does not look good here.

659
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: The outfit is bad. She walking the runway. I guess

660
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: that looks like what designer is that? Because I don't

661
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: care to find out more about Lena Donna.

662
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 2: Look like a church dress with a bag like a

663
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 2: bag shawl.

664
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really enough with the dragging of l Dunham.

665
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: Back to this Hearse chase. Yes, it's bad. Boys. Three,

666
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: the hearse.

667
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 3: Gets in an accident casket Etoto is in it, so

668
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 3: then there's a body in it obviously, and uh, you

669
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 3: know people are this is on this is all on

670
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 3: the news.

671
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 2: You know we know this.

672
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 3: So then this family goes to the funeral home to

673
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 3: check on their mom. They were doing like finishing touches,

674
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 3: like on her makeup or something like.

675
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 2: That, trying to get that can I just right?

676
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 3: Then they go in and they're like, her shirt was

677
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 3: really dirty, her blusse was dirty, and then something was

678
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 3: wrong with the mouth. So they're like, hmm, there was

679
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 3: a hearst chase.

680
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: We think this funeral home was connected to it. Is

681
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 2: this our mother?

682
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 3: So they go they talked to the funeral director, were like,

683
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 3: is it was our mother in the the hearst chase

684
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 3: that got in an accident.

685
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 2: They were like, absolutely not.

686
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 3: There was another man who was actually in the hearse

687
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 3: and he's getting cremated today, So no, that's not your mother.

688
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 3: And then they were like they're like something didn't feel right.

689
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 3: They were like this didn't sit right, and they're like

690
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 3: her her mouth was we know her mouth was.

691
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: Messed up when she died. This is like this is

692
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: typewriter jaw, like it's all away face. Yes.

693
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 3: So they go back online and they look at the

694
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 3: news and they see that they're uh that they're the

695
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,719
Speaker 3: casket is they're transporting the casket and it's white and

696
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 3: it has like gold around it, and they're like, that

697
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 3: looks like mom's casket. And then the news was like

698
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 3: it was a it was a woman in the casket.

699
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 3: They give it all the details except who was in

700
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 3: the castle. It was a sixty five year old woman

701
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 3: in yep, yep exactly. So then they go back to

702
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 3: the funeral and they're like, listen, just tell us the truth.

703
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 3: Was our mother in that accident because we looked at

704
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 3: the news and it said it to a woman, it's

705
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 3: not a man. Why are you lying to us? Fifteen

706
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 3: minute go by and he's like, yes, it's your mother.

707
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's your father.

708
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 2: But what do you do? What do they do? They

709
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 2: get a discount?

710
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 1: She did a man.

711
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 4: You should not work it up.

712
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 2: I mean, they're not gonna bring her back. Okay, well,

713
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 2: you're right, it was us.

714
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: It was your mother. In exchange, we're gonna reanimate your mom.

715
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no. If one of you die,

716
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: y'all get fifty percent off.

717
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:04,959
Speaker 2: Your next funeral.

718
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: We'll throw in a good tombstone too. Yeah, something biodegradable.

719
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 2: Okay.

720
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 3: So I saw all this on Facebook and then I

721
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 3: Google search things that could go wrong at a funeral home?

722
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: Okay, we had time, we had I had tons of time.

723
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: I went down a fucking dark hole. And so then

724
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: there's another article where there's crematory.

725
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 2: What are some of the things that can go wrong

726
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 2: in the funeral home?

727
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 3: Just demands that people ask for, Like they're like, oh,

728
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 3: we want our our sister in this particular dress. And

729
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 3: this one guy was like, well, their sister was big

730
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 3: in the dress that they had was small, small, And

731
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 3: they were like, y'all gonna make this dress work.

732
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, So they back off.

733
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: So they tried to fit this dress on this dead

734
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: big body, and then they put the body out for

735
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: the viewing and they were like no, no, no, no, no,

736
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: that that looks terrible.

737
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 2: And they were like, well, this is what you asked for.

738
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: And they're like, we can't believe that she would put

739
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: this out in front of our family. And it's like

740
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,879
Speaker 1: that you asked for her to be in this dress. Yeah,

741
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: the tiny ice dress. All her coach was out.

742
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 3: So then so then the father of the woman punches

743
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 3: the funeral director in the face, big on.

744
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: A full on brawl happens at the viewing. Is this

745
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: a show I did?

746
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 2: I don't know, it was great. I go down a

747
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 2: hole of things that could go wrong?

748
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: Is this us pitching a pilot about a family that

749
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: owns a funeral home and that's six very bad at

750
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: their jobs.

751
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: Six ft under was not bad at their job? This

752
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 2: is this is?

753
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 1: This is really Yeah, don't you steal that idea. It's

754
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 1: gonna take us six years to write it.

755
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 3: Well, Lena waithe is listening. She's definitely gonna make it.

756
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 3: It's gonna be on bet.

757
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:55,439
Speaker 1: Lena Wait is listening also, So it is Harriet, Hi, Harriet, hey,

758
00:34:55,520 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: miss Tubman. So then and then the the last thing

759
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 1: I read.

760
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:06,399
Speaker 3: This crematory was had all these bodies and when you're

761
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 3: gonna get cremated, you're in a box. You're not in

762
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 3: like they don't do a casket, I mean unless you

763
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 3: want to pay extra. So this crematory had all these boxes,

764
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 3: had him in cars, had him in on the floor,

765
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 3: not refrigerated, just bodies out.

766
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 2: And then this was in This was in Arizona, so

767
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 2: that you know that they in.

768
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: The desert, hot, hot bodies and Wildikyota. Oh crazy. So

769
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: then you know Seven on your Side came through. They

770
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: do be on your Side. So they got somebody in

771
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 1: a truck outside of the crematory just they see when

772
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: the person pulls in with the bodies and then the

773
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: the person gets out leaves the van. They're like, so

774
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,919
Speaker 1: now it's been five hours. So now it's been nine

775
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: eighteen hours go by. I didn't what that smells like.

776
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 3: I don't know because the people who were walking near

777
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 3: the crematory obviously didn't smell bad because.

778
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: They so maybe the fans were refrigerated, no bitch.

779
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 3: They So then seven on your Side pulls up on

780
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 3: the owner of the crematory and he's like, do you

781
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 3: know that these bodies have been out here for eighteen hours.

782
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, he didn't give no.

783
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 2: You think we're gonna put him inside?

784
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 3: He said, Well, He's like, I've just been very busy,

785
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 3: you know, we're we're it's a lot of bodies in there.

786
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: He said, we leave him in the van to preheat

787
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: because we're gonna burn him in there. I mean, honestly,

788
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 1: his logic.

789
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 3: Is sound Oh my god, there's maggots on the floor.

790
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,760
Speaker 3: Then there was then there was like ashes on the floor,

791
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 3: and that like seven on your side is like, is

792
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 3: that is that a body?

793
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, that's kitty litter. Okay, okay, So

794
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,280
Speaker 1: it was crazy.

795
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 3: I go went through all this bad stuff in funeral

796
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 3: homes and stuff for like an hour.

797
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, it's funny. So death is.

798
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:58,240
Speaker 1: You know, death is hard, right, but also the person

799
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 1: is going, yeah, so like what they're going to try

800
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: to make your loved one as comfortable as possible. It's

801
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: so you feel better.

802
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,240
Speaker 3: You have to respect the dead, You have to respect

803
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 3: the body. Yeah, it's all about proper care of because

804
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 3: it's supposed to have a proper sendoff. You're desecrating the body,

805
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 3: so you want somebody just leave you out like a

806
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 3: hot pocket.

807
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: You know, I was summer day. That's what you want

808
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: to me, Like a pie that a freshly baked pie

809
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: that like in a cartoon that makes people in you

810
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: a hot pocket? Well, I am a hot pocket. I

811
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I've been thinking about death

812
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: this week because like, you don't know what happens when

813
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:43,479
Speaker 1: you die?

814
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't.

815
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: You don't know.

816
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 2: I google that too, what happens when you die?

817
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: I mean somebody on Google? Somebody already.

818
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 2: What's that website Quero or curo or something like that?

819
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 6: Query?

820
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 3: No, it's something, But then it's people who ask questions

821
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,720
Speaker 3: and other people answer.

822
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:11,919
Speaker 1: Then ask jeeves, No, that stupid, ask jeeves dot com. Yeah,

823
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: don't we don't know what happens? So like do our

824
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: souls leave immediately? Or do our souls linger for a

825
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: little bit in the bodies? You know what happens?

826
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 4: Oh god, I didn't even think about it. If we

827
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 4: linger in it?

828
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: But we don't know, and we'll literally you'll never know

829
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: until you die.

830
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 3: Well, they said that you're you know, right before you die,

831
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 3: you're unconscious.

832
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 2: So there's people who like.

833
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 3: Death is when there's no oxygen going to your brain.

834
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: First I thought death was when your heart stops beating.

835
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: Your heart's not beating, your brain's not working. You did

836
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: the thing that animates you. Your soul is gone, but

837
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: maybe it's still in there for a little bit. Realistic,

838
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: we'll never know. You see the light, you run toward it,

839
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: and then what happens? You're still in your body, right, Okay?

840
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: But like, I don't know, I've been thinking about it

841
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,280
Speaker 1: a lot recently, like in like the last week alone,

842
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: Like I'll leave my house and be like, because I

843
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm a pessimist, but I also always just

844
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: assume something bad it's going to happen to me.

845
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, constantly.

846
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: Yeah too. So like I'm like, well, if I do die, like,

847
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: is my apartment the way I want it to be

848
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: when they come, like, you know, collect my things? Like

849
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: what's in my house right now?

850
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 2: I mean, I shut up.

851
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 3: So obviously you know this is gonna be weeks after it.

852
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 3: But I watched the Kobe memorial because you know, I

853
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 3: just don't want to be happy. I just seriously want

854
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 3: to cry. Where did you watch it? It was live,

855
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 3: it was streaming on what.

856
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,479
Speaker 1: I saw it on Twitter. So you watched it your phone?

857
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,280
Speaker 4: Yes, I saw on YouTube.

858
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 2: It was like two hours.

859
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 1: I watched his wife's the last part of his wife's speech,

860
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: and I watched Michael Jordan do the crime mean thing,

861
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: and then I was like, okay, I think I'm okay.

862
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: And I watched a little bit of Beyonce singing with

863
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: the fan with the fan at the funeral. I know

864
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 1: Giselle Knowles. It's hot, bitch. She had a suit on. Okay,

865
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: whatever she has on, she has that fan. It doesn't matter.

866
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: Has to have a fan. It's hot. It's a funeral.

867
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 4: No, it's not because she's hot. It's not because she's hot.

868
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: She's davass. It's for the fact, for the esthetic fact.

869
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: She turned the fan down. It was on like medium,

870
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: and it's hot. She's she got all that makeup and

871
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: she has that She sings fer everybody who sings but

872
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: doesn't have that fan.

873
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 4: You think the fan needs to be pointed directly up

874
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 4: to have her hair blow up like that, Yes, but

875
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 4: it was like perfectly.

876
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 2: It was like, yeah, the hair was like I need

877
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 2: to give me one of those things.

878
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:07,399
Speaker 1: I listen. I'm here for I'm here for her. I'm

879
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 1: here for what she needs to do.

880
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 4: It was okay, yeah, it was a great perform. I

881
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 4: was just the fan. Did take me out? The fan?

882
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 2: It took me exactly. I was like the fan.

883
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: She brought that to the funeral. She brought it. She's

884
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: not even doing choreo.

885
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 3: Update AnyWho, watching that memorial, I was like, so nobody

886
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 3: can die now, you know that, right?

887
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 2: You can't?

888
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 3: After you see how much things they were talking about

889
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 3: him and his daughter, and it's just like, well everybody

890
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,959
Speaker 3: else saying shit, you know what I mean, like you die?

891
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: People say nice thing. It was nice, but he made

892
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 1: mistakes as well. I mean, would you think he bought

893
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: her the dress from the notebook for because he was

894
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: like he was like asking her to like forgive him.

895
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: He was like, uh, please don't leave me gift.

896
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 2: It don't matter.

897
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 3: Everything all the goods, it was like a list and

898
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 3: goes on and on all his accomplishments and everything he did,

899
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 3: and it's just like, yo, nigga.

900
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 2: What am I doing?

901
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: Like what is what's my yukagi gonna be? Well, you

902
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: know she went viral on a dildo hoverboard. Oh yeah, yeah,

903
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna show gifts.

904
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: You know, she was in the Creative Program.

905
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 4: Looking that up before?

906
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: What is?

907
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 4: I couldn't find it?

908
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: Did you type? Did you spell dildo?

909
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: Right?

910
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 4: I know how to spell dildo. I searched Sydney Washington

911
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 4: dildo hoverboard?

912
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: Do you spell Sidney's name?

913
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 4: I know how to spell Sydney.

914
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 3: Y'all need to stop spelling my name with a why

915
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,800
Speaker 3: at the end, especially on the iTunes reviews. It's not nice.

916
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 3: It hurts my feelings. It's like I've been doing this

917
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,959
Speaker 3: podcast for how many years?

918
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 2: Now?

919
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: It's y'all. They never write Maria well because they know

920
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: my name is now Maria. But when people meet me

921
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 1: in real life and until the name Marie, they'd be

922
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: like Mary, good to meet you. They'd be like Mary,

923
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 1: I'm buddy, yea, I said Marie, and they'd be like, okay, yeah.

924
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 2: So after I watch all that, I was like, yo,

925
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 2: niggas can't die.

926
00:42:58,760 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: It pulled right up.

927
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 2: Dude, did you look up?

928
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:02,439
Speaker 1: I don't search it before?

929
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 4: Let me put Maybe you had like safe search on.

930
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, Andrew, why are your parents you have

931
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: the parent locks on?

932
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,439
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll watch it later, thank you work, I'll send

933
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 4: it to your friend. All right, great, I can't wait

934
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 4: to watch.

935
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's just like, yeah, I put dildo haveryboard

936
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,720
Speaker 1: in and it's the legit, the second, the second result

937
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,720
Speaker 1: and the first.

938
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: Actually, don't try to drag me on my own body.

939
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 4: I'm trying.

940
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: What is this thing that you say is the dild lovables?

941
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: Did it sound like fake news? Because I didn't find

942
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: it on he said viral? Did you well?

943
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 2: Did you pay your bill? Maybe it didn't come up

944
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 2: because you didn't have any uh.

945
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: Who mobile?

946
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 4: Here you are?

947
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, work, Okay, I can't believe you lied to us

948
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: on the podcast. I did not lie to you. You

949
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: said you searched it, but you didn't find it. But

950
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,839
Speaker 1: today you searched it and you found it.

951
00:43:55,320 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 4: Okay, Maybe they didn't. I didn't. I did fucking bring

952
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 4: it up.

953
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: Maybe you put in dildo segue.

954
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe maybe it's a different comedian.

955
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. So you know it's just like, yo, you gotta

956
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,720
Speaker 1: you gotta put your mark on this. This world's heavy

957
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: hard legacy. Legacy legacy. You know, his daughter was thirteen,

958
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: Like they had like seven people come up and talk

959
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: about her.

960
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 2: It was crazy.

961
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she was Kobe Bryant's daughter sis, so like

962
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: she that that's like an accomplishment in itself.

963
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 2: Truth.

964
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: People are like, oh, you know she was so talented

965
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: like her dad, and it's like, okay, she let me

966
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: borrow a scrunchy one time in third grade. She was

967
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 1: so generous. Like, I mean, people will say stuff like

968
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,479
Speaker 1: that about you when you die.

969
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 2: If you were to die today, people have.

970
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: Good stuff to say about you. You don't have any

971
00:44:55,680 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: rings yet, don't have no rings. I was never married

972
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: and I ain't got no ring. I'm like, what what

973
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: people say about me if I died today? They'd be like,

974
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 1: she was on that trash show life. She was, she

975
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: had hair and then she did something crazy and cut

976
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: it all off. It looked die uh after she bleached it.

977
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 2: But you never say that.

978
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, people will find good stuff to

979
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,839
Speaker 1: say about you regardless of where you are in your career,

980
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,240
Speaker 1: your life when you pass. You're not an evil person.

981
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,919
Speaker 1: You're not a serial killer. I mean, they they still

982
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 1: making uh serial killer movies. They're still calling uh, who's

983
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: the one that zac Efron played? They still calling him sexy?

984
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 4: Yeah? Why am I? No? It's not? What is his name? Sidney?

985
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: Do you know the serial killer that Zach Effron Manson. No, no, Bundy, Bundy.

986
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: They're still like, well but he he was so handsome

987
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 1: and well spoken, like they will find good stuff to

988
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: say about anybody and anything. As far as I know,

989
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: you haven't killed anybody, No, I have not.

990
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 3: But it's just like you know, when a famous person

991
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,919
Speaker 3: dies and then but like, imagine all those other people

992
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 3: who were on the flight, nigga, like they were filled

993
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 3: with Kobe sister Nobody, y'all ain't got nobody could come

994
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 3: up and say something about them too. Well, it wasn't

995
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 3: their memorial, six it was Kobe and Gigi's memorial.

996
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 2: But that shit we retire in jerseys and things. Oh,

997
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 2: but that shit is like you know how.

998
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: Those families had services for them, yo, and they'd be like,

999
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: you see Godenna memorial. They're like, so there's about fifty

1000
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: people here. Well, maybe they didn't do memorial. Maybe they

1001
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: did a viewing and then a funeral.

1002
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 4: You like, such a huge broadcast. Obviously, because of the

1003
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 4: the way that Kobe Bryant has played a part in

1004
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 4: everybody's lives like it was for everyone else, these other

1005
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 4: people haven't impacted as many people as Kobe Bryant has

1006
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 4: in his relationship with this.

1007
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,240
Speaker 1: Also, they didn't have no rinks.

1008
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,720
Speaker 3: If I was in heaven and I'm with Kobe, I'm like, nigga,

1009
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 3: what we had to be on the plane with you?

1010
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, because they I mean, I don't know if every

1011
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 4: single person had a memorial that large, I mean, what,

1012
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 4: we would never go to work, Yeah, exactly.

1013
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, Maretha had one for three days.

1014
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 4: It was crazy.

1015
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 3: Changes say, it was like girl friend, but also I'm

1016
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,399
Speaker 3: here for it, that's what I want.

1017
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I watched whitneys How long was hers? I

1018
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: don't remember, but you know how long was Michaels. I

1019
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:35,799
Speaker 1: didn't watch Michaels.

1020
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 4: I didn't watch my. Whitney's was like all day though.

1021
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: Whitney's was like a couple hours. Yeah, and Ry Carey

1022
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: was there wearing sunglasses and well everybody had to wear sunglasses,

1023
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: and and Kevin Costner was there, gave a little speech.

1024
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 2: He did Yeah, oh I didn't see that. They did it.

1025
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: I think in Newark at a church in Newark where

1026
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: she was, oh, that's right. And Bobby Brown came with

1027
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 1: extra people and we ain't got there, like that's one Yeah,

1028
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: and he was like, but this person and this person

1029
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: and then they were like, you can't come in, sir. Yeah,

1030
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: and it was a whole thing. And then at the

1031
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: very end of the funeral, they carried her body out

1032
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,240
Speaker 1: too I'll Always love you, and it was the saddest thing.

1033
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 2: And they pick it up.

1034
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,360
Speaker 1: No, wait, where is that? It's so YouTube if you

1035
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: have something sad, Yes, they it's it's so somber because

1036
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: the song is so beautiful and her voice is so powerful,

1037
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: and it's like, and she's gone.

1038
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 2: That's what they carried the body out to.

1039
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,760
Speaker 3: Okay, but do you hear the thing that was so messy?

1040
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,919
Speaker 3: Clive Davis is a hot mess.

1041
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Clive.

1042
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 3: They had the what is it the Grammys? That party

1043
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:47,720
Speaker 3: before the Grammys.

1044
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 1: It was okay, right, so the pre Clive Davis's pre

1045
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 1: Grammy party is this day before the Grammys, and that

1046
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: the night before the Grammys, and that's the night that

1047
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: she died. Nigga, she was up in the hotel dead

1048
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: party keep going. And then people from the party was like, Nikko,

1049
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:07,280
Speaker 1: do you know she also do this? We already paid caterers.

1050
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: We don't put the deposit down on flower. Every shut

1051
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: everything down. We were supposed to die and y'all.

1052
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 2: Still have the knit that night. I would.

1053
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 1: I would, well that that's not the same. I'm not buying.

1054
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: I'm not spending thousands, hundred and thousands of dollars to

1055
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: come to the knit, you know what I mean? And

1056
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: she was like, well, money for us. We might do

1057
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: like a half shot, we do a mombentive silence between

1058
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 1: the first half and the intermission. We would wear black,

1059
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 1: or at least try to wear black.

1060
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 2: Fridh My god, I would.

1061
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: I would make sure that my soul comes down to

1062
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: the Dinu factory.

1063
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 2: And make sure it burned.

1064
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: Let it burn, that's us, sure, yes, yes, yes, But

1065
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: I don't think I sang it right, gotta let it burn?

1066
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 2: Andrew, you don't know.

1067
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm thinking of the Ellie Golden song. Sorry, Elli?

1068
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 2: Why why are you?

1069
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:01,919
Speaker 1: How does that song?

1070
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 4: We got the firefirefire, and we're gonna let it burn.

1071
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 4: It's not.

1072
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 1: To play this, yone. You're just throwing down there for me.

1073
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,280
Speaker 1: You miss it? Yeah, a little sub list for Andrew,

1074
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,280
Speaker 1: the last four songs that and then the Silver Lake whatever.

1075
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 4: It was, Sylvan, I'm a monster. No, it's a hey, mommy,

1076
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 4: it's a song about Pat calling.

1077
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 1: What how does it go? No, they're so clad. He

1078
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,320
Speaker 1: was like, you're about.

1079
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 4: No, sorry, no, when you listen to the song would

1080
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 4: be weird if I even tried why. It's just like

1081
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 4: it's not like it's not a fun song to sing.

1082
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 4: It's not.

1083
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 2: But that's your that's your favorite song currently.

1084
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 4: It's a good song to like walk outside to.

1085
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 1: City wester favorite song right now? What you got on

1086
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 1: a loop on loop? Yeah? Currently?

1087
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 2: Look what's your what's your song? Okay, hold on, let

1088
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 2: me show You want me to tell you mane? Yeah,

1089
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 2: tell me yours? It's doja cat? Say so?

1090
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1091
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 1: Did you see her Fallon perform? So I'm trying to

1092
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: figure out how to incorporate those outfits into my next

1093
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 1: birthday party. Okay, but you know it was like art.

1094
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 3: I heard that she went to horse Play that Monday

1095
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 3: after Fallon Horseplay the comedy with Khalid's comedy show, and

1096
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 3: she was all up in that bar.

1097
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: She watched people bomb andever you post anything about this,

1098
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: I don't think so. But talk to your doye and

1099
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: he said she was there. Yeah, Well the video is great.

1100
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: The Fallin performance was great. Say so is what I

1101
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 1: That's what I've been listening to and.

1102
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 4: Are you seeing the tiktoks as well? Do you know

1103
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 4: the TikTok dance to it?

1104
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? She had the girl in the video. Yeah, yes,

1105
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 1: the one that was crying no, no, no, she's dancing.

1106
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 4: That's the Mariah Carey one.

1107
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. Who is the Doja Cat one?

1108
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 4: Well, there's the whole like TikTok trend where there's like

1109
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 4: a whole like choreography to say so by Doja Cat

1110
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 4: and it's like really like cool that I don't know.

1111
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: In the music video, right, Okay, I'll look at him. Yeah,

1112
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 1: she's in the video, the girl who created the thing.

1113
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 1: So you know, we stand for you know, somebody who

1114
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: includes a fan in a video. But the video also

1115
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: is good. It's like disco. The makeup is cool, the

1116
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: wigs are dope.

1117
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 3: I have the song that's on repeat is called Vibe

1118
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 3: and it is another TikTok video, the one with a

1119
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 3: duck where the where the fan where the guy hits

1120
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 3: the duck's button.

1121
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 2: It's like twerking. And that's the song that plays. I

1122
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:55,720
Speaker 2: Gonna hit you.

1123
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,839
Speaker 1: You don't know what? And then what you want to do?

1124
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 1: Who's it? By uh Cookie Qually.

1125
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 2: You're ducking about.

1126
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and add that to my Hey, hey,

1127
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 1: I'll show you that. I'll show you the actual video

1128
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: with the duck, and it's so good. Okay, I can't

1129
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: wait to see it.

1130
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Andrew, you'll love it. Cookie Quali found.

1131
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: I love the duck. Oh. I was like a flag.

1132
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 1: The quacking. I was like work, A flack is getting

1133
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: his time.

1134
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 2: I love, I live, I live, I love my laugh

1135
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 2: laugh yes merch. Oh.

1136
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 3: Wait, So somebody sent us a nice message and I said.

1137
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 1: That I was going to read it out loud.

1138
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 3: Okay, it's from ik Ley Clay.

1139
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 2: Okay, hi, ladies.

1140
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 3: I am a new listener to y'all's podcast, but I

1141
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 3: quit quickly caught up. Since I sat on a cubicle

1142
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 3: for nine hours a day, there's been several instances where

1143
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 3: I've had to get up and leave my office because

1144
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 3: of the strange noises I was making and trying to

1145
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 3: stifle my laughter. I don't know how many listeners you

1146
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 3: have and something Kentucky alopecia, no alopascia, I don't know.

1147
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 3: We're not looking at Okay, somewhere in Kentucky, pray for me.

1148
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 3: But my wife and I are at least two. Two

1149
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 3: isn't enough for y'all to bring the live show down

1150
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 3: to Nashville.

1151
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 2: I'm assuming so hopefully.

1152
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 3: Now, so hopefully there's a wave of fans I just

1153
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 3: haven't found. I just wanted to say that your podcast

1154
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 3: brightens my day.

1155
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 2: And with Sydney with a.

1156
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 3: Y discussed, I started discussing her journey with antidepressants.

1157
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 2: I just wanted to scream through my headphones.

1158
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 1: Girl, you got this. It's a process, but you got this.

1159
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 3: I have clinical depression in OCPD, so it took me

1160
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 3: nearly six years to find the right combination of medication

1161
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 3: to make me functional.

1162
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: Okay, but it is possible.

1163
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:21,400
Speaker 2: Love y'all.

1164
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 1: I hope to see you down south sometime. Oh thanks

1165
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: so much. Oh my god, we got so many good

1166
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: messages this week.

1167
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 5: I want to.

1168
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: Hold on. You know. I didn't have it to queue

1169
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 1: up and ready to God to know we was doing

1170
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: this setnutive. I should have you know, it wasn't on

1171
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: the itinerary.

1172
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.

1173
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: Hey, ladies, A quick note to let you know that

1174
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: you have a loyal fan listening in Berlin. Will you

1175
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,839
Speaker 1: really be traveling here? Let me know if there's any

1176
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: assistance I can offer. I think that means pills. The

1177
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: sex clubs I go to are men only, but I

1178
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 1: can still help you find your niche. Yes, Also, you

1179
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 1: always say shod to one other. The word for pity

1180
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 1: in German is scott, which is commonly used here. Somehow

1181
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 1: I missed the origin of your shod. Not sure if

1182
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 1: you're aware of the German connection. Anyway, hope you're well.

1183
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 1: And then shoes, when we say shod, we're just saying shade,

1184
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 1: shade with an accent. Shot you're throwing, You're throwing a

1185
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: little on it, a little infant. Anyway, That's not the

1186
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: actual message that I wanted to read, the one that I

1187
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: wanted to read.

1188
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 4: They spread something to both of us. That's not the

1189
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 4: message I wanted to read.

1190
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that, I just.

1191
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 1: You know, somebody in Berlin is listening, and thank you

1192
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: for listening. That person's name is Photo Joe, I Photo Joe.

1193
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: You baby. We'll go to a sex club with you, Joe.

1194
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 1: We really are coming there. Yes, we're coming to book

1195
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 1: our tickets with our Patreon money, So everybody going to Patreon.

1196
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 1: So we just go to Berlin and go live that.

1197
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 2: Being said we need to record new Patreon. Yes, they

1198
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 2: hit us.

1199
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: They are like, okay, well, what's up, what's going on?

1200
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm here, Yeah, I'm one of the people listening and

1201
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: I'm all cut up.

1202
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 3: It's messy and I'm gonna delete my pledge if you

1203
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 3: don't get it together.

1204
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I said, what an ultimatum?

1205
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 1: Eleven ultimatum your door and ultimatum. No. But somebody sent

1206
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: a message and it was like three parts. It was

1207
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 1: like something for Sydney, something for me. Oh yes, I

1208
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 1: did see that.

1209
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1210
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't you lost a friend. Yeah, you

1211
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 3: guys send a lot of messages.

1212
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1213
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 3: Thanks to everybody who came to see my solo show,

1214
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 3: and yeah, I really appreciate it. I was having a

1215
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 3: rough time and you guys like really showed love.

1216
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 2: Thanks so much.

1217
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 3: Shout out to the woman and the man in the

1218
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 3: front who were not only drinking a whole lot of

1219
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 3: Hennessy to the face, but then they started ordering food

1220
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 3: on seamless wait the venue, that's the venue in the

1221
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 3: front while I was doing my show up top.

1222
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 2: This was like ten minutes in being very you.

1223
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 3: Know, loud and just they were obviously threw me off right.

1224
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 3: And also I heard that there was a couple in

1225
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 3: the back getting a hand job.

1226
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 1: So wait what Yeah, I'm just going on in Philadelphia.

1227
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: Shout out to y'all. Y'all are right or die? Y'all

1228
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 1: messy as fuck?

1229
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 2: I love it.

1230
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 1: Wait, they were fully getting somebody was getting the hand jub.

1231
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 1: You found out about this at the end of.

1232
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 3: The the end of the show. Shout out to the

1233
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 3: good good. I fuck with y'all heavy. We will have

1234
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 3: the live show back there again. We're gonna figure out

1235
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 3: the dates, but we will be back. But Philly was good, y'all. Yeah,

1236
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 3: y'all come through.

1237
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. People slid in my DMS after the show and

1238
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 1: they were like, she killed She's so funny. We love her.

1239
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 2: Thanks guy.

1240
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, they you know, you know they was in there.

1241
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 1: They was in there for you friends.

1242
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 3: We dashed heavy. We had to catch the train. I literally,

1243
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 3: you guys did the show and then ran out.

1244
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 1: Oh ran out.

1245
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 3: It was literally I almost fell down the stairs trying

1246
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 3: to catch the train.

1247
00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: And Larry grabbed me. You almost fell almost fell down

1248
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 1: a whole flight of stairs trying to catch the train

1249
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 1: back to New York. How did that happen? Oh? Honey,

1250
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: you know I was wearing heels trying to run, and

1251
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 1: it was trying to get your cimarella on. It was

1252
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:15,760
Speaker 1: a stumble. Hate that guy, well who checks the tickets

1253
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 1: let up the conductor.

1254
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't, you know, the guy who's in the

1255
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 3: front to make sure that you can go down the

1256
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 3: stairs to actually like go on the train.

1257
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: No, actually, I'll be taking the bus, so I don't

1258
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:26,960
Speaker 1: really know.

1259
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 3: Oh well, this was the first time that I was like,

1260
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 3: I got to take the train. I'm with a high

1261
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 3: maintenance star taking the bull bus with me. Said Larry Owens,

1262
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 3: let me get your VIP baby baby.

1263
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 1: I was like, that's also your pay so he said, yeah,

1264
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 1: this is coming out of your feet. Yeah. So I

1265
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 1: mean either you take the bus or no. I gave

1266
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 1: him both. I really bawled out in Philly. Geez, Louise, Yes,

1267
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 1: I made it rain in Philly, but yeah, I almost fell,

1268
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 1: almost broke on my teeth.

1269
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 2: It was like the stairs were very scary.

1270
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: You don't need all of you teeth. And then we

1271
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 1: get down Larry's sweating, I'm sweating, and the guy the

1272
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 1: conductors like, oh, don't worry, we'll wait when you get

1273
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 1: to the parts. Take your time. He saw that you

1274
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 1: like running. Did you have for their bag? Oh you know,

1275
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: I have a whole house. I have a whole house

1276
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 1: in my bag. And then I have my poster from

1277
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: the Good Good Yeah. I'm like, like fucking. I was

1278
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: a mess and Larry Larry was over and he was like,

1279
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: we made it, We made it. It's fine. Were you

1280
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 1: guys in the first class? We guys business.

1281
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 2: We were in definitely coach.

1282
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 3: But we tried to sneak into business and they were like,

1283
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 3: excuse me, we don't take your kind here.

1284
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 2: Y'all, said durn Black History Mass.

1285
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: So we went to the food the food court, that

1286
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 1: section with food car. The food car she liked taking

1287
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: the train. I've never been in the food car though.

1288
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: I just sit in my little seat and pass. Uh.

1289
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,520
Speaker 1: The woman who was making our food very rude. What

1290
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 1: kind of food was she? We got hot dogs? She

1291
01:00:56,200 --> 01:01:00,440
Speaker 1: left them in the plastic bag, since no presentation nothing,

1292
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 1: What do you mean in the plastic She put them

1293
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 1: in the microwave, pulled it out and put it on

1294
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 1: there you go.

1295
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 2: Are they supposed to take it out of the plastic

1296
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 2: bag and put it on the track. Wait, y'all, microwave

1297
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 2: in the hot dogs.

1298
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 1: This is news to me. This is how y'all make

1299
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:15,439
Speaker 1: hot dogs. This is the train.

1300
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 2: Sis, there's no water.

1301
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 1: There's the water on the train. We microwaven You thought

1302
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 1: they were on the trash or they got the little

1303
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 1: rotisserie seven eleventh thing? Friend, where do you think we are?

1304
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 1: We're not at a baseball game. This is a track.

1305
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 1: That's like a bomb. That's like putting a grenade in

1306
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:39,600
Speaker 1: a mailbox. You're microwaving a sausage casing with like fake

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Speaker 1: meat pieces in it. Yeah, that's wild. That's how coronavirus started.

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Speaker 1: She threw that microwave hot dogs. She threw it at

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Speaker 1: me and she was like, there you go. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, what was her? Was she? She was?

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Speaker 1: Her name was Thelma. Belma was not with the She

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Speaker 1: was not with it. Yo. It was literally two minutes

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Speaker 1: before the car was gonna move, and she was like,

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Speaker 1: I can't serve you until we start to the to

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Speaker 1: the train moves. Well, y'all got first of all, you

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Speaker 1: guys ran down the stairs, sweaty, out of shape, tired,

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Speaker 1: and went straight to the food car. It work up

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Speaker 1: an appetite running for the train, like we don't even

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Speaker 1: know if we haven't even checked your tickets yet. You

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Speaker 1: don't even make you a hot dog. We don't even

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Speaker 1: know if you're supposed to be yes, I said, well,

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Speaker 1: if they go kick us out, can we get a frank?

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Speaker 1: Can I get a frank footer on my way out?

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Speaker 1: How much is a hot dog on the train, bitch?

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Speaker 1: It was like nine dollars. Cancero is hot dog. They

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Speaker 1: didn't have like an Auntie A's or something in the baby.

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Speaker 3: They didn't have a Sandwiches Nathans. I tried to order

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Speaker 3: a pizza and they looked at me crazy. Oh, we're

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Speaker 3: all out in the food car. We fresh out a pizza.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well that's why I've never been on a food

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Speaker 1: car on a train, because I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Eating you shame me, bitch, hot dog shame me.

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Speaker 1: Track, we're meat, we're meet we're meat shaming you, and

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Speaker 1: we're microwave shaming you because it's like hot dog yuck.

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Speaker 2: And then microwave also what no.

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Speaker 1: And you know, Larry wanted extra mayo and relish I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh honey, oh my god, okay, I said,

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Speaker 1: we're doing well here. That probably close the extra it

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Speaker 1: did the bitch was doing a lot or there sides.

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Speaker 1: There was no sides. It was nine dollars for microwave

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Speaker 1: hot dog.

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Speaker 2: And you know I took it because what are we

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Speaker 2: We're queens and kings.

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Speaker 1: When you took them? Bye? Did the hot hot dog

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01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:32,600
Speaker 1: juice score into your mouth? Did you burn yourself? Is

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Speaker 1: what I was what I want to know a little bit.

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Speaker 2: I love you guys.

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Speaker 1: This was This was a great time, great episode, great

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Speaker 1: catching up. You know, we have five more to go, friends,

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Speaker 1: So one down, twelve to go.

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Speaker 2: Go to the Patreon.

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Speaker 1: We're definitely gonna do new episodes by the time this

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01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 1: comes out. We should have what at least one at least.

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Speaker 1: We love that you support us, and we're just very reckless.

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01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 1: But we promised, we promised to give you the content

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Speaker 1: that you that you deserve. Anyway, Thanks for listening, Go rate, comment, subscribe,

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Speaker 1: We love you.

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01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 2: Listen to us. There, come and see us here and

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Speaker 2: in l A.

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Speaker 1: Spell our names right s Y D N E E

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Speaker 1: two ease, please thank you. I'm going by Marge now,

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Speaker 1: oh I would love that Marge March margin sid No.

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Speaker 1: When we grow, when we get older, you all your

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01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 1: name will be Mark. When we're old and we have dementia. Yeah, ye,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Helma, Helma hot Dog, Thelma.

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Speaker 2: That's because I'm gonna forget everything.

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna remember that you ate a nine dollars

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Speaker 1: microwaved hot dog. That's gonna be on your deathbed. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say that your last words. Really, don't eat microwave

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Speaker 1: our dogs. Be like my dirty friend, not my dirty friend.

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Speaker 1: But you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on the inside.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Bye bye bye.

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