WEBVTT - Why Would You EVER Bring This Home? 0:00:04.840 --> 0:00:06.640 So good news. We did you know we did the 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:09.640 little minisotes for vacation. I got so much positive feedback 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:11.479 about the minisodes they demanded another. 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:14.240 Yeah yay, so that. 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:17.040 Yeah, you can't. You can't stay that far away from 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:22.560 microwave the whole time. Microwave microphone. Everyone's cracked out. 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:25.079 Please, honey, let's switch. I'm sick. 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:28.520 You what, listen, I promise we're not gonna take a 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:30.480 long time. It's just gonna be a fast one because 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:32.760 we have some really cool stuff coming up in the 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:35.240 next couple episodes that I'm excited about. I know Diamond's 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:35.840 really excited about. 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:39.320 Okay, I'm excited too. 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:42.159 I'm so excited. I don't even want to say who 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:43.879 it is because I feel like there's potential that this 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:44.800 person could cancel. 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:47.520 I don't think so. They're floaded and ready. They follow 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:48.560 it up with us. 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:50.640 Really yeah, Diamond. On a scale of one to ten, 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:51.360 how excited. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:55.720 Every we are a nine point. 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:57.840 Five nine point five for Diamonds. So that should be 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:00.920 a hint of some sort as to what it is. Oh, 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:02.480 by the way, this is Sauce on the side. Thanks 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:06.800 for listening. I'm Gandhi. This is Diamond I'm Andrew, and 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:09.880 that's Andrew. Andrew freshly back from Tokyo. You want to 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:10.800 tell us about your vacation. 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:12.840 Yes, it was a lot of fun. I still wish 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:15.199 I was in Japan. Once you're in Japan, you realize 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:18.399 how much New York is just mm hmm, she ain't it? 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:19.280 What do you mean? Why? 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:23.440 The transportation, the cleanliness, everything about it. 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:25.880 It's just are you going to move to Japan and 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:26.479 take a wife? 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:27.559 Uh? Maybe? 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:29.600 Well have you I heard Japan won't even have US, 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:31.400 But they're like, get out of here, you're not Jobanese. 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:34.720 So fun fact you can buy property in Japan. You 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:37.560 just to get citizenship is next to impossible. So like, 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:39.679 and I don't want to give up a US passport, okay, 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:43.680 but you could be granted like some type of citizenship 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:46.559 and you could buy property there. So I'm just saying, 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:48.680 for the amount that you could buy for you can 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:51.440 get a nice little country place in Kyoto well and 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:52.160 then rent it out. 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:56.400 As anas in Kyoto, Just saying, Andrew, are you going 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:56.760 to do that? 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:01.200 I would if if I could find something that's so 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:03.360 when they don't want it, like because the housing market 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:05.520 basically when you buy an apartment or a house there. 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:08.600 It already depreciated in value because the birth rates are 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:12.240 like declining rapidly, and so when you like. 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:13.400 So you're saying no children. 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:19.560 Yeah, it's crazy, but that's good. But when they're done 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:22.760 with their house, like people just leave, like they don't 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:25.080 sell the house. It's hard to sell the house, so 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:29.440 they just leave. So there's just abandoned houses. They just rots. 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:32.320 Yeah, we should go buy rotting houses in Japan. 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:34.839 Why why would we do that? 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:36.280 I don't know. So we can run them out as 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:38.960 airbnbs country house in Kyoto. 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:40.880 But would we really fix them up for people to 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:42.760 live in them. I know. My answer is no. 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:45.280 Listen. I almost fell victim to one of those buy 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:49.040 this house in Italy for a dollar scams, And then 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:51.160 I talked to people in Italy who are like, let 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:53.280 me tell you why this isn't gonna work. Number One, 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:54.880 you have a certain amount of time you have to 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:57.560 renovate it within Number two, it's they're all in these 0:02:57.760 --> 0:03:00.480 very crazy like remote areas that they aren't really even humans. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:03.240 They're sort of just overrun by like rabbits and grass. 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:07.760 And apparently it's not just getting that work done. I 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:11.200 guess since it's Italy stereotype coming. They say that the 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.960 UH organization that doesn't exist, that is not called the 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:18.280 mafia slows everything down. So it ends up. If you 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:20.200 were gonna renovate, you thought you're gonna renovate in three years, 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.160 it's one hundred thousand dollars. It ends up. If you 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:23.400 want it in three years, it's gonna cost you like 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:25.360 three hundred thousand dollars because you have to bribe people 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:27.240 to get things done, and they just hold it up. 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:29.120 I said, oh no, you keep I'm gonna keep my dollar. 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:33.160 Yeah. In European countries it's actually very common. They are like, hey, 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:35.120 it's really cool that you want to put in a 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:36.120 stone driveway, but. 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:37.960 Like, what'sn't it for me? 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:40.760 Yeah, might take like a couple of years, so you 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:42.680 might want to pay up now and then we could 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:44.720 maybe go faster. Yeah. 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:47.920 On real, So you had a good time on vacation. 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:49.760 It was the best trip ever, and I wish I 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:52.000 was still in Japan. I think I needed one more 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:54.040 week to really just be like, great. 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:57.119 Would you go back at Christmas? I would, because you'll 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:58.640 have a couple of weeks and then also you have 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:00.440 to take back the rock that you brought over. 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:02.200 Yes, I would go back to Mount Fuji and throw 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:03.360 these rocks back in the water. 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:05.400 Diamond thought, I was, by the way, okay, so explain 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:06.800 what explain what we're talking about. 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:09.560 So I went to Mount Fuji and we went to 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:12.000 these and I feel like I didn't add this part 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:14.840 on the air, but I will tell you. So the 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:17.960 lake I didn't know this, but basically Mount Fuji erupted 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:21.480 and there's now five different lakes around Mount Fuji. The 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:23.840 one that I took these from, our guy took us. 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:28.400 It was right outside Aki Gohara Forest, which is here 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:30.000 known as the Suicide Forest. 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.919 Yeah, and what the hell are you trying to give me? 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:36.320 But no, it was the water was so beautiful and 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.919 the rocks were like blue, and so I was like, 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.680 this is cool. So I took a rock for myself. 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:43.760 I took rocks for I took a rock for you 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:45.960 because I was like, Gandhi would love this, like this 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:47.760 is nature. Gandhi loves nature. 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:48.479 Yeah. 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:51.200 And then I come back and apparently rocks are not 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:53.200 like seashells that you could give out to people if 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:56.360 you think they're pretty, And instead I brought it home 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:57.799 maybe a generational curse. 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:01.760 I'm clear. I went into Diamond and I was talking 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:03.640 about something and she said, do not bring that rock 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:05.479 around me. I don't want it. I'm not taking it. 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:06.960 I said, I don't even have the rock. Andrew has 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:09.520 the rock. I appreciate the cup full of rocks. I 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:11.160 appreciate the thought we got to get those things back 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:11.599 to Japan. 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:15.200 I don't appreciate the thought. I don't appreciate it because 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:17.880 well I wouldn't if I was you, because you're trying 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:20.039 to curse me forever. I don't really understand. 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:23.160 I've never heard of this curse. I've never heard of it. 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:25.200 I took a rock from a cave in New Zealand. 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:27.320 When I went, I was like, this is cool. I'm 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:29.360 gonna take it with me. If anything, I thought, maybe 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:30.880 it has diseases on it, because it's like from a 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:34.200 cave like two hundred feet down there. I didn't think 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:36.839 that like I was bringing home like a cursed object. 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:39.640 You watch more TV trash TV, I guess. But also 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:42.000 when I went to Hawaii last year, they don't let 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:43.760 you take rocks from anywhere because I say it will 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:45.280 upset her. What is her name? 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:47.680 H whatever? 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:50.640 It will upset her. You leave it alone, Okay, yeah, 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:51.640 the lava goddess lady. 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:54.400 All right, So I guess I'll put the rocks, keep 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:56.680 the rocks in the cup, and then when we go, yeah, 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:57.600 we'll throw them back in there. 0:05:57.680 --> 0:05:59.880 We'll take them back. Great to suicide for us, thank you. 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:04.880 No, Chase, I learned something about that too. So it 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:08.200 was an ancient cultural thing where it was called ubatsu. 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.720 And so basically once you got older, like in your 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:15.559 late when however old people lived to back then thirty 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:17.479 or like you broke your leg or something, if you 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:21.159 serve no more purpose, they would literally just bring you 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:24.880 to the edge of the forest and be like bye later, 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:30.080 and she would just walk into the woods. And that's why, 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:31.440 like that was just a thing. 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:34.560 Then it turned into something a little more dark recently, right, 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:36.400 And didn't one of the Paul brothers get canceled because 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:37.440 he was out there like filming a. 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:41.600 Say, allowed in the country anymore. They banned him from 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:42.280 the entire. 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:43.599 Country and a novel idea. 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:46.920 Yeah, so then it but that was based off a 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:49.560 story in the sixties that kind of like dramatized it, 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:51.200 and then people picked up on it and we're like, 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:54.160 oh my god, what's going on? It's not that like 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:57.720 it's it's creepy, but it's not like that creepy Diamond. 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:01.479 He brought me back a rock from land that he 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:04.920 wasn't supposed to take rocks from in a suicide forest. 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:07.479 The lake outside of it. It wasn't from inside. 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:12.440 Okay, sounds like he wants to wish bad on you 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:14.000 and your family to come. 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.120 You know, well I took a rock too, So am 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:18.080 I cursing myself? 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:18.560 Yes? 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:23.720 Okay, Also, thank you for your vacation update. It sounds 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:25.400 like fun. I didn't really do anything that crazy. I 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:28.200 just went to Florida see my parents, went to Ohio, 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:30.720 see my sister. I went to Michigan to see my boyfriend. 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:32.920 But I don't know what Diamond did. I know I 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:34.440 was texting with her, but I have no idea what 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:38.120 she actually got into and what she did. But the 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:39.640 way we're sharing to microphone so you can hear a 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.720 lot of this ad is gonna be very. 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:46.040 Quick and boring. I just chilled and watched Love Island. 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:49.679 I don't think you guys understand if you're not watching 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:54.480 Love Island, you're losing in this battle. This is the 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:57.160 best show I've ever seen in my life. It's better 0:07:57.240 --> 0:08:00.520 than the last year. And I said publicly that last 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.880 year was amazing. Right now, Love Island, USA. If you're 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:05.720 not watching, you're a loser, and that's. 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:07.560 Well, we're I'm a loser, are you? 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:11.160 And what I'll say is before watching it. If I 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:13.440 heard that statement, I'd say, no, you're a loser for 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:17.200 sitting down and watching a show every night at nine pm. 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:17.880 But guess what. 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:22.240 It's on every night, every night, every day except hump Day. 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:27.080 That's my phone snooze. 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:27.440 Every day except hump Day. 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:29.240 Like it was right in the middle of that. 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:30.720 I love it. 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.199 Okay, So Love Island was your vacation. 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:36.080 Yeah, ten out of ten experience. If you guys are watching, 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.440 DM me so we could chat because I love talking 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:38.840 about it. 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:41.960 Okay, Okay, she's very excited. When I came into work today, 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:44.000 the first thing I noticed was that the Starbucks right 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:47.280 around the corner is closed, and I thought diamond, And 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:49.160 then she walked in with a couple of Starbucks. So 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:50.800 I'm confused as to how it happened, but we'll just 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:51.240 let that be. 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:53.880 Oh yeah, I have something to say about that. She 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:56.840 is so happy she found out K cups exist, She 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:59.200 kept one of the Starbucks cups and is putting a 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:00.920 K cup in there just so she could walk around 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.640 with a Starbucks cup. Let's talk about that. 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:05.760 I just love the cup for some reason. It keeps 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.680 my coffee warm or warmer than the other cups that 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:09.000 I have. 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:10.800 Is that just a regular Starbucks cup? 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:11.199 Yes? 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:13.880 But also, don't make it seem like I'm just recycling 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:16.440 a cup. I use the double cup method when I 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:19.480 order from Starbucks and I keep the outside cup. What's 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:19.920 wrong with that? 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:21.480 What's wrong with reusing and recycling? 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:21.679 Oh? 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:23.719 Well, I don't know. This guy over here doesn't even 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:24.640 reuse foil. 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:26.960 So I mean guy who rapes the land of Japan? 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:28.840 I mean true, true. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:31.959 That's what she did. You still you took from her? 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:36.960 It's crazy. Take that rock back, Andrew. Speaking of travels, guys, 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:38.440 we're getting to that time where I feel like our 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:40.400 are off the grid stuff. We should be starting to 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:40.960 book it soon. 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:41.720 Okay, let's go. 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:44.120 I'm not really excited. I'm really excited. I think it's 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.560 gonna be really fun. Josh is kind of waffling now, 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:49.120 he's flaking little. It doesn't matter, because we know the 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:50.400 three of us are still gonna have a really good 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:52.320 time because we've already done it. I just want him 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:53.240 to go because I think it'd be fun. 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:56.360 Yeah, my nature trip to Mount Fouji, I was thinking 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:58.160 of you guys the whole time and thinking how much 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.360 fun we had in the woods and also the hikes 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:03.119 that we did, and the Sequoia Park came up specifically. 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:05.400 I was telling Diamond earlier because she was like, oh, 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:07.319 that hike must have been terrible in Manpougie, I said, no, 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:09.640 this Aquoia hike was. It was not like that. 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:10.280 Oh my god. 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:11.679 When we had to walk up the hill at the 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:15.240 very end, I just remember first she was scared of everything, 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:17.000 and then we had to walk up the whole hill. 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:19.800 At that point she was just like, what the fuck 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:20.760 are we doing hiking? 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.600 Yeah? Yeah, at that point I had seen enough. 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:25.640 Yeah that was that was her point where she got 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:26.000 mad at me. 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:26.320 I know. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:29.560 But they asked, in retrospect, do you still regret it? 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:31.400 Yes, what it was? 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:36.440 It was beautiful, but I could have seen what I 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:41.680 think we saw on the shorter trail we walked through 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:45.920 what meadow grass? Oh my god, I thought to my knee. 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:47.880 It was the prettiest medow I've ever seen. It was 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:49.800 so nice. I was like, Oh, what meadow? When do 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:52.040 we see that? We live in freaking Jersey City. We 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.800 work in midtown Manhattan. There are no meadows around here. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:57.320 I look out the window sometimes I see Central Park 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:00.400 and I'm like, look at all that grass. Go walk 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:02.680 over there. Yeah, we're supposed to do that this summer too, guys. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:06.079 Yeah, not in this heat. Man. I can't take the 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:08.600 humidity in New York City. This is not just used 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:10.400 to play in as kids. This is horrible. 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:12.760 It's not summer is so so Andrew has a theory 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:15.280 about summer. I will let him say his theory about summer. 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:18.520 That it's overrating. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:29.559 Oh yeah, so. 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:32.000 Summer is overrated. It's not a theory. 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:32.600 It's a fact. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:36.199 You're hot. You got just you stick to the chairs 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:37.280 when you do outdoor dining. 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:38.600 But I just can't. 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:41.640 It's just you're sweaty all the time. It's not fun. 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.880 This is not a fun season. And we've we've we've 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:48.240 been so mean to fall and spring and those two 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:50.640 are like the best mid seasons. You get the best 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:55.400 of both worlds. Spring, the summer and the winter. Ain done. 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:56.280 I can do winter. 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:59.839 Now I can't because you you where global warming is 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:00.520 make at summer? 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:02.200 Well, yes, exactly. 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:06.480 Mineh oh god. Now Andrew thinks that the only reason 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:08.320 people love summer so much and they look forward to 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:10.800 it so much, which I believe he's onto something here, 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:12.800 is because when you were little, you made so many 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:15.600 core memories in summer because you played with all your friends. 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:17.360 You went outside and you I don't know if you 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:19.839 guys did did you guys stay out and play? Did 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.599 you guys play? Yeah, I don't know. I feel like 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:25.760 people under the age of like twenty seven, well, everyone's 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:28.080 older than that, they don't play outside. They don't always 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:30.280 like to have played outside. But that was the best, 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:32.280 just playing outside and fucking fireflies. 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:34.199 Oh my god, the best things. 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:36.400 In the world. Like I was saying this earlier on 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:38.600 the show, I saw some fireflies in the field over 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.760 my vacation and it just made me so fucking happy 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.880 because I was like, Oh, this is summer, playing outside 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:47.480 with your friends and fireflies. Now everything's cooked, everybody's cooked. 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:48.000 It's sick. 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:49.760 Yeah, you know what. 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:52.840 I don't remember as a child, and I'm like trying 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:55.079 to figure out if it's just me I don't think 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:58.440 there were as many mosquitoes out as there are now. 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:01.360 I mean every time I go outside, I get bit 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:04.280 by a mosquito, and I'm allergic to them, of course. 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:07.640 So yeah, I'm allergic to their saliva. It's called Skeeter syndrome. 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:11.360 Okay, And oh my god, maybe you should get that 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:15.199 when it it's something cool to look at. 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:15.839 Are you crazy? 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:17.880 So I got bit by something in Japan that looks 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:20.240 like a giant spider. Anyway, continue, somebody saved me. 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:22.360 I'm dealing with two people who think that it's okay 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:25.439 to bring things back from foreign countries and buy things, 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:29.080 I mean, bacteria and one sections things like that. 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:31.439 I don't even know. We don't even know if that's 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:34.960 really what happened. Yeah, this is a you guys scare me. Wait, 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:37.079 so were there as many mosquitos? I don't know. We 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:41.120 should look that up. There definitely were more fireflies lightning 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:43.080 bugs what do you call them? Fireflies are like both 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.640 lightning bue and com both two. There were more when 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.920 we were little, because those have been dying off because 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:51.400 of idiots and climate change and all that kind of stuff. 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:53.160 So now when I see them, I get extra happy. 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.280 Because I'm like, oh, they're still here and they're celebrating. 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.360 Then you have the jerk like Elvis who said they 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:00.280 used to write things on the wall with their asses. Yes, 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:02.000 I was about to say that. 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:03.760 I think I was a part of the problem because 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.520 they clothes in the dark. So yeah, you would take it. 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:10.120 I would take it and write it, write something on 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:12.199 the concrete in my backyard. 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:12.800 Andrew away from you. 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:15.960 That's worse than any rock I've ever taken from a lady. 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:20.080 Wait until you find out what I used to do 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:20.680 to snail. 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:23.600 What did you do? Were you that weird kid that 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:24.600 tried to pour salt on that. 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:25.320 I didn't try? 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:28.080 I did bab Yeah it was bad and just watch 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:28.600 him die? 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:30.280 Uh pretty much ill. 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:34.360 We were in the presence of a cereal cannot you 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:36.800 know one of the biggest fights my boyfriend and I 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:38.920 got into, which in retrospect I will admit only on 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:42.840 the podcast I think I'm wrong because you cannot get 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:44.600 mad at somebody for something that they did when they 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.160 were a little kid that they would never do now 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:50.080 as an adult. Right, Yet I did this. Motherfucker. Boys 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:54.400 are so weird. He used to put frogs on basketballs 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.160 like sit it on a basketball and bounce it into 0:14:56.160 --> 0:15:02.000 the high heavens. Andrew's laughing. I was like what. He's like, Yeah, man, 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:03.240 we would just sit on there and then bounce the 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:04.720 ball and they just go flying up in the arm, 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:08.440 like where did they land? And he said, who's to say, No, Brandon, 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:10.440 that is crazy. I think I would have laughed at 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:13.000 that as a child, though I was I would not. 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:15.120 I was always nice to animals. I was like, oh, 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:18.400 I want to touch you for everything. But he said 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.080 this in the presence of my other guy friend, and 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:22.320 the two of them were just like chuckle hutting it up, 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:27.000 and I was living, We're so mad. How could you 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:28.600 laugh about that? He's like, I would never do it. 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:31.680 Now when you think about the fucked up kids, when 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:33.360 you think about the fucked up shit the kids do, 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:35.480 I mean, it's just kind of funny. I'm like, another 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:37.080 reason they will never be in my house. 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:40.320 Oh, I think it's fun. 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:44.960 I think you walk out life, you walk outside, Yeah, 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:46.920 you see your kid with a frog and a basketball? 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:48.640 What do you do? 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:52.120 At first, I'd watch just to see like, what are 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:55.440 you doing? And if I saw my kid do what 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:57.920 Brandon did, I'd probably laughed for a second and say, hey, 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:01.120 you can't do that again because. 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:01.600 You're a monster. 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:02.800 You get the bottle. 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:05.760 Oh no, I just grab him by the ring of 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:08.440 their T shirt. Get over here, one finger, loop it 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:11.880 and pull them in and that way, if they have 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:14.920 a favorite shirt, they'll never act up in that favorite 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:16.800 shirt ever again because you yank it and they won't 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:18.200 be able to wear get over here. 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:20.600 Wow, wait to do that to a kid. Diamond's been 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:22.800 plotting on since our last off the Grid shirt. That's 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:24.920 when we found out that her secret desire is to 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:27.440 discipline children. Absolutely like, just discipline that. 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:30.880 Get over it, didn't I say to listen to me, 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:33.360