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Speaker 1: exotic car ride. Brooking Jubels Second date update. Second date
Speaker 1: updates can be about a lot of things. They can
Speaker 1: be about a love that somebody feels like they have
Speaker 1: lost walked out of their life. They can be about
Speaker 1: riding or wrong on a date, just calling up to
Speaker 1: say I'm sorry that was bad. And sometimes they can
Speaker 1: just be about getting your money back. Oh whoa, We've
Speaker 1: never had a refund date before. That's why Evan is
Speaker 1: on the phone today to do a second date update.
Speaker 1: Evan wants his money back. What's up Evan? Hi, guys, Uh,
Speaker 1: I'm all right. You know, I'm just looking to get
Speaker 1: my cash back. O. Wait, before we goity further, We're
Speaker 1: not talking about any illegal prostitution deal that went wrong, right, No, no,
Speaker 1: no prostitution. This is just food. I'm looking to get
Speaker 1: paid back for some grub I did not know I
Speaker 1: was spending money on. And you know how many dates
Speaker 1: I've been on Evan, where I spent a bunch of
Speaker 1: money on dinner. I'm like, man, I wish I could
Speaker 1: get my money back. So kudos to you for using
Speaker 1: our radio show to do that. Yeah, it's the only
Speaker 1: thing I could think of. Well, let's start by talking
Speaker 1: about the girl that you want to call today. What's
Speaker 1: her name? Her name is Chrissy. Chrissy? Okay, and how
Speaker 1: did you meet Chrissy? I met Chrissy because she's a
Speaker 1: local at the bar. I frequent, kind of like my
Speaker 1: watering hole, you know. Okay, So you've run into her
Speaker 1: before or was that the first time you've met hers?
Speaker 1: When you asked her out? We run into each other before, okay,
Speaker 1: all right? And then how did you ask her out? Finally? Well,
Speaker 1: one day I came to go get a drink after
Speaker 1: work and she just sat down next to me, and
Speaker 1: I'd always thought she was cute, and then before you know,
Speaker 1: we're grabbing a drink and chatting. Okay, And where did
Speaker 1: you guys go on your date? Oh? We went to
Speaker 1: this Greek restaurant. So how did dinner go? Well, I
Speaker 1: got to be honest with you, guys, were we were
Speaker 1: having a good time until we sat down for dinner.
Speaker 1: And I should note she asked to meet me directly
Speaker 1: at the restaurant instead of picking her up, which was,
Speaker 1: you know, seems a little more like the typical course
Speaker 1: of action. And we sit down at dinner and she
Speaker 1: orders every appetizer on the menu. Wait, and three full entrees. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, how many appetizers are on the menus? They're
Speaker 1: like two or like six types of hummus, you know,
Speaker 1: chickpeas and grilled lamb. And I don't even know what? Why?
Speaker 1: Why did she do that? That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell? So I ended up
Speaker 1: asking her, you are really hungry once with all the food,
Speaker 1: and she looks at me and says, well, my kids
Speaker 1: first mentioned of ever hearing that she had kids, have
Speaker 1: never had Greek food. Oh, she's she's ordering to bring
Speaker 1: food home to her children. Yeah, she wants it all
Speaker 1: boxed up so she can bring it home for them.
Speaker 1: And did she make you pay for this entire bill? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was expecting her to at least kick in some money,
Speaker 1: and she handed me the whole check. So that's awesome.
Speaker 1: You bought her kids dinner and you didn't even intend to.
Speaker 1: That's very nice of you, And the whole thing turned
Speaker 1: out to be a hundred and sixty five dollars and
Speaker 1: I just had a salad I had. Did you say
Speaker 1: anything to her about it? I mean I would hope
Speaker 1: if I were in that situation, be like, Hey, I'll
Speaker 1: pay for your dinner, but do you mind paying for
Speaker 1: your kids dinner? No? I didn't. I was so flustered
Speaker 1: at the time. I just hate it. Okay, is there
Speaker 1: any way like that she is out of a job,
Speaker 1: I can't afore to feed her child, thread or something.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't know why she didn't
Speaker 1: offer to pay, but it kind of seemed like she
Speaker 1: was using me and the fact that I like her
Speaker 1: to get her to pay for dinner. How did the
Speaker 1: date end with her? The crazy thing is the date
Speaker 1: didn't end there. It kept going. Where did you go next?
Speaker 1: She demanded that we get more drinks together at another
Speaker 1: bar down the street. Did she take those drinks into
Speaker 1: go cups? So back to the kids too. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be surprised if that did happen. How long are you
Speaker 1: hanging out with her after you bought all that food?
Speaker 1: Like another hour or two? Okay? Are you just a
Speaker 1: man who can't say no. I was so confused inside,
Speaker 1: but I liked her, so I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: I got very nervous. So how did it all end? Then? Like?
Speaker 1: What was the moment you guys said goodbye to each other? Well,
Speaker 1: we're paying for everything. And she then she starts talking
Speaker 1: about how all men are just children who are trying
Speaker 1: to find their mothers. I don't even know where this
Speaker 1: came from. Get wait, wau wait? So the check comes
Speaker 1: and that's she brings up. I don't understand what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she starts venting about how all men are just children
Speaker 1: looking for their mothers. Interesting, but why would they not
Speaker 1: know where their mothers are? All the men in my
Speaker 1: life know exactly what you're telling me. Obviously, the lady
Speaker 1: has issues. I don't know why she was saying that.
Speaker 1: And then she gets a text from her babysitter. Okay,
Speaker 1: and the babysitter wants her to come home immediately because
Speaker 1: she's already an hour or two over and she leaves
Speaker 1: me with the bill. So did she just cut like that?
Speaker 1: Like she just left right away, boom out of there?
Speaker 1: All right? So you don't necessarily want a second date.
Speaker 1: You just want to call her and go you have
Speaker 1: to pay for the money that I spent on our date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she sipped me on to bill. All right, well we'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, call her and try to
Speaker 1: collect your money. Yeah, thank you. I need to be
Speaker 1: read all this should be interesting. We'll do it right
Speaker 1: after this hang on brooking jubil in the morning. As
Speaker 1: somebody who's gotten a lot of calls from bill collectors
Speaker 1: in their time, I'm excited to be on the other
Speaker 1: end of the phone today. So it's pretty much what
Speaker 1: today's second date update is. We're trying to collect a debt.
Speaker 1: Evan is on the phone, and in case you missed
Speaker 1: the first part, he went out on a date with
Speaker 1: a girl named Chrissy. They went out to a Greek
Speaker 1: restaurant and they sat down to order food. She ordered
Speaker 1: pretty much everything on the menu, and he asked her why,
Speaker 1: and she said she wanted the extra food to bring
Speaker 1: home to her kids. One she didn't tell him about
Speaker 1: the kids. Two she made him pay for all that
Speaker 1: extra food, and now he wants to call her to
Speaker 1: tell her that she owes him money. All right, Evan,
Speaker 1: are you about ready to make the phone call. I
Speaker 1: am I forgot to ask Evan? How many kids? Does
Speaker 1: she have? Just three kids? Oh? She's deep in children,
Speaker 1: three whole children. What if when we get her on
Speaker 1: the phone, we can come to some sort of a compromise,
Speaker 1: like she takes care of the tip, would you be
Speaker 1: happy with that? No, she needs to pay for the
Speaker 1: whole damn meal. All right, well, I'll dial her phone
Speaker 1: of her right now and get her on the phone.
Speaker 1: Then let's not waste any more time. Thank you. Hello?
Speaker 1: Hi is Chrissy there? Yeah, Hi Chrissy. This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. What this is
Speaker 1: Jewbil from the radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: And you're calling for me? Yeah? Your name's Chrissy, right yeah? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm calling for you. Did you recently go
Speaker 1: out on a date with a guy named Evan? Oh?
Speaker 1: I did? Yeah? Okay? Did he die? No? He didn't?
Speaker 1: You hoping that he did? No? No, this is just
Speaker 1: like super weird. You're the Chrissy that I'm looking for you.
Speaker 1: Definitely are you went out on a date with a
Speaker 1: guy named Evan, and Evan is a listener to our show. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, and after your date with Evan, he emailed
Speaker 1: us and he wanted to see if we could get
Speaker 1: you on the phone to talk about something. Okay, why
Speaker 1: didn't Evan just call me? You know, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Maybe he felt like this would be a conversation better
Speaker 1: for you and I to have. All Right, that sounds
Speaker 1: pretty dumb, but whatever. Evan told us about your date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he talked about how you guys went out to
Speaker 1: a Greek restaurant. Yeah, it was delicious, he said he
Speaker 1: really enjoyed it. He thought you were really cool. Cool, okay,
Speaker 1: but he did say there was one problem. Apparently you
Speaker 1: ordered a bunch of food. Yeah, what's the problem. Well,
Speaker 1: the problem is the food that you ordered. I guess
Speaker 1: was to take home to your kids. Yeah, Haisley, Brian
Speaker 1: and Jack. So what is the problem. He feels like
Speaker 1: you sort of wronged him in making and pay for
Speaker 1: the entire bill, basically buying food for your family. Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me right now? No? Joke? Right, No, I'm
Speaker 1: not not at all. He emailed us, Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: said he wanted us to call you today to ask
Speaker 1: you to pay him back for the money that he
Speaker 1: spent on the extra food. What who wants to deprive
Speaker 1: children of food? What the hell is wrong with him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he feels like he was on a date with you,
Speaker 1: so he didn't have a problem buying your meal. It
Speaker 1: was just where you are and it's myself and Paisley
Speaker 1: and Brian and Jack like that's the deal. But you gotta,
Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta understand he didn't even know you
Speaker 1: had kids going into this state. Look, if someone's going
Speaker 1: to take me out, they have to accept me for
Speaker 1: who I am. And I am a mother first and foremost,
Speaker 1: So I don't really understand what the problem is. And
Speaker 1: I think he's got some boys asking for his money.
Speaker 1: So you didn't, I mean, you honestly didn't offer to
Speaker 1: pay for any of the food that you brought home. No,
Speaker 1: I believe in chivalry, like open doors, love chairs, pay
Speaker 1: for the chet. Yeah, but paying for your meal is
Speaker 1: one thing. Paying for extra food so you can bring
Speaker 1: it home to your kids as another. Don't you think
Speaker 1: excuse me, am I on trial here? No, we're just
Speaker 1: we're literally just calling so he can get his money
Speaker 1: back because he feels like you owe him money for that. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's pretty pathetic, is it? Like you're going through a
Speaker 1: hard time right now and you just need help hard time. No,
Speaker 1: I don't need help. What the no. I have a job.
Speaker 1: My kids has never had great food, so I thought
Speaker 1: it was a great opportunity to take some some So really,
Speaker 1: I don't understand what your problem is. It's just an
Speaker 1: interesting situation. I've never heard of anybody ordering extra food
Speaker 1: for their kids and then making their date pay for it. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: then you've never been on a date with me, and
Speaker 1: that's probably very likely not going to happen. Sure, I
Speaker 1: was thinking about asking you out right now. The thing is,
Speaker 1: I'm a mother, so my kids are always going to
Speaker 1: get their meals when they need them. So if I'm
Speaker 1: going to go out with you, I need to make
Speaker 1: sure that they are fet Do you have a problem
Speaker 1: with that? They're going to come first. But he mean,
Speaker 1: he does have a problem with it. Sick manners, basic manners.
Speaker 1: Are you a woman hater? I'm supposed to be on
Speaker 1: the same side. What are you talking about? What? He
Speaker 1: doesn't even make sense because by the time you got home,
Speaker 1: which apparently you were one to two hours late for
Speaker 1: the babysitter, which is rude in and of itself, your
Speaker 1: kids were long past dinner time. Excuse me, how the
Speaker 1: hell do you know all of this? That's because we
Speaker 1: talked to him about your day and he told us
Speaker 1: all that information. Wow. Yeah, and he's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line and wants to talk to you. What, Evan,
Speaker 1: are you there? Hey? Hey? You have to say, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm here, Christy. I'm pretty I'm pretty upset. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I really want to back Evan. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It takes a real scumbag to try and take food
Speaker 1: away from children and complain about what you paid for it.
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was paying for four people on
Speaker 1: a two person date, So that's really pathetic, Evan. What
Speaker 1: pathetic is lying about your intentions on our date. My
Speaker 1: intentions were clear. I liked you, and I thought you
Speaker 1: liked me, So I just didn't know that I was
Speaker 1: paying so much money for a two person date, and
Speaker 1: I'd really appreciate it if you chipped in. I just
Speaker 1: think it's crazy to expect me to pay that much.
Speaker 1: I think it's crazy that you have to call up
Speaker 1: a radio station to fight your battles. That's pretty cowardly.
Speaker 1: What kind of man are you, Evan? Wow? I'm a
Speaker 1: I'm a real man. Way to state your case there, Evan,
Speaker 1: if you were a real man, you would have paid
Speaker 1: for both bills and then ask me out on another date.
Speaker 1: I didn't expect that those dinners would clear me out
Speaker 1: for the month. The months. Oh god, Evan, are you poor?
Speaker 1: I'm poor, but I'm not Warren Buffett either. Your expectations
Speaker 1: of me are ridiculous, and any guy who's going to
Speaker 1: accept that doesn't have their head on straight. And I
Speaker 1: think that you should pay me back part of that dinner,
Speaker 1: and I think then we will be even poor. Baby,
Speaker 1: getting all the defensive defensive is one way to put it,
Speaker 1: but another way to put it is sticking up for myself. Well, Evan,
Speaker 1: you're not getting anything money from me. Oh Christy, I
Speaker 1: would like to ask if you go on a second
Speaker 1: date with Evan, we will pay for it, so Evan
Speaker 1: doesn't even have to worry about it. Would you go
Speaker 1: out with Evan again? The only way I would ever
Speaker 1: go out with that again is if we agreed up
Speaker 1: front that he will take me and my children together
Speaker 1: so I don't have to deal with another radio embarrassment.
Speaker 1: I think she's up front about the deal this time, Evan,
Speaker 1: will you take her and her whole family out for
Speaker 1: dinner again? Sure, I'll take her, her kids, the Queen
Speaker 1: of England, I'll pick them all up time. That sounds
Speaker 1: like a really nice day. It's congratulations you too. I
Speaker 1: guess you guys are going out again. Oh wow, you're
Speaker 1: a great man, Evan being sarcastic. Oh, I thought you
Speaker 1: were really saying yes. I thought the Queen of England
Speaker 1: was going to come along and everything that's sad, broken
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning,