WEBVTT - When Your Kid Gets Caught 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.520 Once upon a time there was a good old traditional housewife. 0:00:03.680 --> 0:00:06.440 She couldn't She cleaned and cared for her children and 0:00:06.480 --> 0:00:08.880 the man of the house, and of course she didn't 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:12.240 talk back. She was both obedient and soft by nature. 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:16.760 She was a good woman who always made good choices. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:18.759 Shit, we're good mom's bad choices. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:19.639 Who's single mom? 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:22.640 Who said? Fuck? The patriarchy shared all their bad choices. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:23.600 And sound out they were so bad. 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:26.600 After all, we're experts, overshares and your new besties. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:28.080 Sit back and enjoy the ride. 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:34.680 I can welcome back to good Mom's bad choices. I'm 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:36.040 Erica and I'm Janila. 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:40.200 Hi Jamila, Hi Erica. 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:42.640 Why are you laughing? I mean, like, that's not my name. 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:50.159 It is so funny, bitch, where's the joke. It's like 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:51.279 cookie one. I don't know. 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:53.360 I feel like he started using Jamila like one and 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:56.760 two days ago. 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:58.880 One hundred and twenty two. I did it like two times. 0:00:59.160 --> 0:00:59.400 I know. 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.280 It's what I've like every like seven months. 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:04.000 I'm trying to introduce yourself by your government. 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:04.520 That's good. 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:07.440 Decide to remind the people that my name is actually Jamila. 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:08.440 That is your name. 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.200 First of all, bitch, First of all, you know, we 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.640 live in La and slash Costa Rica, and bitches be 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:16.199 giving themselves new names all the time. 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:18.400 I mean, yeah, but this is your real name, so exactly, 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:20.000 So what's the big deal? I know it's not. 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:22.800 Did you know before we started good Moms, I didn't 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:27.160 really use Mela. That was my first my mom, because 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:29.440 you probably got tired of people calling you Jamila. I did, 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:31.000 and I was like, this is a good time to 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:34.120 try something, to try my to try something new. So 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:36.399 I mean, but you could rename me something else like 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:38.640 s Yeah. 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:40.920 We had a bitch name Stardust the other day. Oh 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:43.560 we did, right, Yeah, started us didn't butter. Her name 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:44.559 was stardusted Butter. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:46.839 Now it wasn't butter or something else, butter, bitch. 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:49.680 I ever forget her name was Butter. 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.040 I don't know, but I'm kind of like, why haven't 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:53.920 we given ourselves new names? The only name I gave 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:55.760 myself is the one that is already rooted in my 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:58.680 own name. And now I'm like, I have like, jam 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:01.120 I've done that, Mela, I've done that, Jamila. 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:03.920 I mean we have names that in Costa Rica, what 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:06.160 we you know, the names we name when we go 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:10.320 around the table and we do our exotic that still has. 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:12.040 Your name on it, where you could be called magical, 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:19.480 machic mechica because I say the Spanish magica mika. 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:24.320 See see, I've never been I've never been good at 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:25.959 coming up with new names for myself. People ask me, 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:27.600 what's your stripper name? What's is just I'm like. 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:34.680 Florentina, Florentina, fucking geriatric stripper. I always wanted to be 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:38.760 a food, like peaches or like cookie when I was little, 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:40.880 but I would like, back in the day, it's Cherry. 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:42.359 I'm gonna go to the club and tell people my 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:44.760 name is Peaches, and then I would forget every time. 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:46.520 I don't know how bitches get new names and they 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:47.160 stick with them. 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:49.079 I'm gonna be Cherry. I was just talking to. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:51.120 Someone and he's like, oh, yeah, she she doesn't go 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.320 buy that anymore. Her name is this already it's somebody 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:56.160 that we met in Costa Rica. And then recently he's like, oh, actually, 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:57.960 she's going back to her real name. I'm like, bitch, 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:00.720 don't fucking update me with these names anymore. Just give 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:02.959 me the government. I don't want to hear ship about 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:04.360 you going back to your right. 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:05.560 I don't want to hear it. I don't want to 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:06.320 be renamed. 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:09.280 Maybe next maybe next year, I'll give myself a new name. 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:10.120 I like my name. 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:12.000 I'm gonna stand true to my name. 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:12.800 I love my name. 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:13.200 You know. 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:15.240 I like e. I like Erica. 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:16.200 You know. 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:17.720 That's about it. That's as far as it goes. My 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:19.799 mom tried to, like, like give me nicknames. 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:20.959 She couldn't. 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:23.080 She couldn't remember to call them, so they never stuck. 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:23.440 Ricky. 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:26.280 She's trying to call me Ricky. Why Ricky because Eric 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:28.959 not your mom? 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:29.960 But girl, she did. 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:30.760 She was pushing it. 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:33.640 She forgot, she forgot to call it. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:35.720 She was like, I didn't take this through before I 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:38.200 named it Orlando. When you first movie, I was trying. 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:43.240 To Ricky, nicky Dicky. Okay, n you Ricky nicky Dickie. 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:45.040 Okay. Well I'm gonna have to steal back because that's 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.080 pretty funny. That's a lot of words. Remember that. Remember 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:50.120 that that book in elementary school that you that you recalled. 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:53.720 Matt Cambua took it into like it's a little Asian boy. 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:54.560 It's really racist. 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:56.680 Actually, I don't know what they're talking about. 0:03:56.720 --> 0:04:00.560 There's an elementary school book, but everybody reads about an 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:04.320 Asian boy who has a long name, like you remember that? No, 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:05.960 it's gonna piss me off. 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:08.280 And let me tell you, I don't remember because is why? 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:11.680 Because weed I told you my friendal Lobes. 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:15.160 I wonder if I asked Google children's book with Asian 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:16.480 boy with long names. 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:17.120 I'm sure it'll find it. 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:21.159 Absolutely the ais can find anything. At this point, children's book? 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:28.520 Was it ricky n It's something like that. Maybe your 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:31.800 mom stole it. It's gonna come right up because this 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:35.760 is a famous book. David, you remember this book? Okay? 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:39.320 You know they probably retired by the time he got 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:40.680 probably because it's racist. 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:42.240 How many things do you think that were from our 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:45.160 childhood that didn't survive because it was racist? 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:49.000 A lot of things, many things try to think of. 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:54.840 Is there anything you would you think you wish would 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:59.080 have been kept racist? I wish they didn't change ancient 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:04.120 mine yerrup, even though white kids used to try and 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:05.719 call me that and try to be funny in school. 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.800 I don't know what why? What? What is you just 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:10.760 you just it's like an object for you. 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:12.760 Yeah, maybe because what is it called now? 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:16.360 I think it's just like it's like country Town Syrup 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:17.919 or some shit like no, for real, it's like something 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:20.320 really stupid. Okay, maybe because I bought it and I 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:21.120 was like, what is this? 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:25.159 This is it? Tiki Tiki Tembo no sa Ramo Chi 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:28.880 by Bucci pit Perry Pembo came right up. Remember now 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:31.720 I do tik tik Okay, So this was probably a 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:32.360 little racist. 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:34.400 They have a Spanish edition. But why is it racist? 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:37.440 Because I like making fun of like how Asians speak or. 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:43.120 I think are inclusive. I don't know everything's racist, Erica. 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:47.440 I don't know everybody's sensitive these days. I wish everybody 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:50.480 was as sensitive to our bitch ass president and him 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.040 murdering people as they are to the fucking syrup in 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:57.000 Ale nine being named Achemima or yeah. I mean, it's 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:59.120 all fucked up. But let's go in order of priority here. 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:01.960 I mean, I think our attention span is so low 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:05.280 that the priorities are as add as to everyone else's brain. 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.800 So well, we're gonna all die because no one knows 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:09.240 how to relax. 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:13.160 Speaking of which, well, I speaking of which, let me 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:17.080 like everybody, Yeah, I'm gonna like this blunt. I have 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:21.320 this true wrap backwood. This is the aromatic one. And 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:23.840 I don't know how well of a job I did. 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:25.120 Which side should I be smoking? 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:26.320 This side or that side? 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:29.160 I don't know. You rolled it. It looks like a wands 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:29.880 carry PoTA. 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:37.159 Now I have magical powers. Backwood gave me magical powers 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:39.679 and pell go this side. I think that's the side 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:42.520 to go. So you guys, today, we have zero topics, 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:46.200 we have no we have no path forward. Here. We're 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.320 just gonna talk like we always used to do and 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:51.240 get high and just let it flow. So I would 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.520 encourage you right now, if you're at home, you're sitting 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:56.520 here watching our YouTube, or if you're listening in the 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:59.440 car or wherever you're at. If you got some weed 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.800 on you, this a good time. 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:03.440 This is a good time to roll up. 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:05.960 Because you might be judging the conversation if you're not 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:07.000 in the same frequency. 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:09.400 And if you have a backwood, if you're a backward smoker, 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:11.040 a drop what kind of backwood you smoke? In the comments, 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:12.480 I'm trying to I'm trying to find out what your 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:13.160 flavors are. 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:16.720 What's your flavor? Tell me what's your flavor? 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:17.640 Who's that? 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:20.440 Tell me? 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:21.320 What does that car? Was that? 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:27.520 Craig David, Oh my god, what's your flavor? I'm a nostalgic. 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:30.560 I see we're throwing it back all day. 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:33.920 I live in the past. I'm a cancer and I 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:34.400 live in the. 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:39.040 Past speaking of we're all going to die, but hopefully not. 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:40.480 We're all going to die. 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:41.560 That's just a fact, you got know. 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:44.080 I know, unless we're vampires, which I'm not opposed to. 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:48.720 I think there's a vampires living on earth right now. 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.680 Yeah, I think we got like the Disney version, but 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:54.160 I think that, like, I mean, obviously there's there's literally 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:56.200 it's proven that niggas are eating people. 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:58.960 So and now I'm getting fat. Now I'm getting fed 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:00.520 cannibal content. 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:03.960 Can you elaborate because I'm not. Yeah, there was as 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:04.880 a conspiracy. 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:06.560 It was a woman who was on a podcast that 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:10.640 said her dad was the most prolific cannibal cannibal list 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:13.640 in Sweden or something, and she was she proud or 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:16.040 was she like she was covering how dark he would get, 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:19.880 like when he would eat people like he would his 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.239 eyes would go black and he would get really dark 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:25.120 and like mean and evil, like eating people would like 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:25.840 make him dark. 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:30.360 Was Sweden was seen a coole? Like why was eating people. 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:32.839 Let's watch the clip. Okay, show you all, I pull 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:33.160 it up. 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:36.400 But while we're talking about that, just know that people 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:39.000 are eating people right here in the United States current day, 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:42.040 like our government, and it's all throughout the Epstein files. 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:45.160 They're referring to kid meet as jerky. So if you 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:47.199 haven't read the files, you should read the files. They 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:50.840 literally said jerky like five thousand times, and they're like, 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:52.720 get the jerky out the fridge, so and so once 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:54.920 half the jerky, and obviously you don't put jerky in 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:57.079 the fridge, so they're not talking about jerky. 0:08:57.760 --> 0:08:58.000 I know. 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.679 So all the things but I knew were not conspiracies 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:03.920 that were actually happening are now being proven and everyone's 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:06.280 just acting like it didn't happen. It's literally proof, and 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:08.120 everyone's pretending like, well didn't I I. 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:09.520 Don't know if I said this on the last episode 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:13.200 or one of the episodes where that conspiracy was that 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:16.560 that Mexican cartel guy that got killed and it was 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.560 one of the was like one of the biggest like 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:22.559 organ traffickers in Mexico and that he had six sixteen 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:26.760 sitting government officials on his list and they had to 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.679 take them out because he was going to reveal who 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:31.080 they were. When you think of Oregon City, actually there 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:31.880 were sitting senators. 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:34.559 When you think of organ whatever black market, you think 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.520 of like someone my grandma's going to die. She needs 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:38.720 a liver, I thought, But no, they just want to 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.000 eat it. And I heard they eat children for the 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:44.640 adrenaline or something when they're scared. But like, if she's 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:47.959 witnessing her dad go dark, what is the actual health 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:49.280 benefit of eating people? 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:55.000 You don't know? I know this back was really good, though, 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:58.080 you're gonna be really high. I really like this flavor. Okay, 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:01.600 play that, Sorry it before, but before I play it. 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:06.200 You're right, the beef jerky thing in the Epstein's files, yes, 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:11.640 then the cartel thing, yes then, because now my mind 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:15.480 is like looking at these catibalism cannibalists that happened to 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:19.240 be very fair skinned. One of one of the girls 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:23.320 that we know, she did an ad to the white 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:27.120 girl who lately I've been looking at her face and 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:29.280 she's doing everything she can to say as young as possible. 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:31.240 She's like glazed up like a doughnut at all times, 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:33.840 and like, I think it's like sleeping in oxygen chambers, 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:37.360 like she's doing everything she fucking can vampire. She kind 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:40.479 of looks like a vampire now. Anyway, she was advertising 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:42.120 her hair and she was like, these are all the 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:45.000 tools that I used to keep my hair long and strong, 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:47.160 and was like red light therapy. It was like all 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.040 these things. Then she's like just kind of snuck in 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:53.200 organ meat and then like kept going and I couldn't 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:56.160 help but think, is this bitch eating people? Is she 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:56.840 eating people for. 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:00.680 She's rich enough? I know, imagine eating people for hair 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:03.679 gear like my ca But but I post post, are 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:05.280 we trying to prime us to make this normal? 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:07.119 Like they're just slipping in organ. 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:09.120 Meet just like I mean, they're also they're also trying 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:14.559 to prime us to make a fucking child perversion fucking normalized. 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:18.400 So it's not far fetch you guys. And speaking of okay, 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.360 we're getting a lot the eighties coming through. Let me 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:20.880 hold on. 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:23.760 My Trump. 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:25.360 I have a hat that I bought off the internet 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:27.840 and it says Trump is a pedophile. Shout out to 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:29.800 I can't remember his name. He's a comedian that sells 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:30.319 the hats. 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:32.200 It's a great hat. Why do we think of that? 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.000 I don't know, but I paid forty two dollars for it. 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:35.400 I didn't give a fuck. I was like, I'm going 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:37.560 to wear this hat. I've and I've been doing a 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:39.880 social experiment. I've been wearing that. I've been doing social 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:40.240 It did. 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:42.640 Actually, I'm gonna why didn't we have behind the scenes 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:45.079 camerado put the clips in here? 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:46.559 I've been I have some clips. 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:48.760 Wait, are you like recording to see people's reactions? 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:50.679 You need I've just been walking around with it. 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:51.840 You know what you need to do. You need to 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:53.480 go in. I need to go in first, then you 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:55.959 need to come in second. I can get everybody's reaction 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.200 as they like I. No one know where to gether. 0:11:58.320 --> 0:11:59.760 Well, maybe we should just plan a day where we 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.640 go to light spaces that are like probably conservative and 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:06.199 where it cow basses, and then we should probably go 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:08.960 to Beverly Hills. I almost wore it to Irish school. 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:10.400 You should, but then I was. 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:11.760 Like her poorly. 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:13.880 Well, they were just like, pedophile is a weird word 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:14.680 to wear it to school. 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:17.120 That's that's the thing. Even though one of the kids 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:17.440 will be like. 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:18.200 What's a pedophile? 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:21.199 Even though one of our friends saw your hat and 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:27.040 they told our other friend, everybody's a pedophile. She told you, yeah, 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:30.520 And I was like, wait, is that your justification for 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:31.280 voting for him? 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:31.559 Bitch? 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:33.680 I don't think that she listened to our show. 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:35.360 Right, I don't know, but she does. 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:38.520 Well, I want you to know if you do listen 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:42.160 to our show, Missy, that's insane. That's an insane statement. 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:46.439 As a mother. Don't say don't everyone else not don't 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:46.720 do that. 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:49.440 She said that everyone is a pedophile. I think that 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:51.600 that's probably the rhetoric that's being said on that side 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:55.959 to like pacify what's going to potentially come out that's 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:58.160 already come out. Actually, it's already come out, and no 0:12:58.160 --> 0:12:59.480 one gives a fuck because no one gives a funk 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:04.080 about women are Ldren Wow, which is crazy. However, back 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:06.200 to the clip of the vaile. 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:10.840 One day, my mom actually did take me to the 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:17.600 shop and as we were walking towards exit, I just 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:23.120 all of a sudden saw my dad's face all across 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:29.880 like the Sweden's biggest newspaper, and I saw the words cannibal. 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:33.920 And I didn't know what the word cannibal meant, so 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:39.000 but as I saw that his face, you know, my 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:46.600 dad's face on that newspaper, I just froze two ice 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:50.000 and my mom had like dragged me away from that. 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:53.160 But I went home and I googled the word cannibal 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:58.280 and as I was reading it, I had to stop 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:03.440 because it was too brutal and disgusting. 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:05.600 You know, this is what we call white people shuit, 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.000 you know what the retreat we say, you know, like 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:13.040 howling at the moon and you know, dancing naked. Make 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.719 it the people think, that's why people shouldn't know. This 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:19.600 is why people this is the example of white people shit. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:24.120 And I'm a little bit scared, but yeah, that's where 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:24.960 we're out in the world. 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:26.360 I actually had to tell my mom about that. 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:28.080 She's like, what do you mean people are eating people? 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:29.000 She didn't get the news. 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:30.440 She's not gonna be the same feet as us. 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:32.920 And then and then her her assistant was like, yeah, 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.600 the kids said and my dat my son's school have 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:38.280 all been talking about all the cannibalism that's happening. And 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:41.320 I'm like, these like they need to have therapy for kids. 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:43.480 I think like kids need more therapy than ever at 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:45.440 this point in the world, like with everything that's going 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:50.040 on and the things that they read and see, like how. 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:51.720 How Yeah, like how do you interpret, Like, how do 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.400 you not be okay? How do you be okay when 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:58.200 you learn things about your government this way? Is it 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.400 possible to be okay? I don't think it's possible. I'm 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:04.960 not okay. I'm struggling a bit, and I just keep 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:07.360 trying to pretend like everything's okay, because what the funck 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:08.520 eulse I'm I supposed to do. 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:16.080 Anyway? In other news, I think it's time for bad 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:16.760 choice of the week. 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:18.760 Bad mom. 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:24.640 Not a bad mom, but a bad mom. 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:23.520 So good. 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:27.800 I'm living. 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:34.480 So my bad choice of the week it's it's kind 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:36.520 of a bad choice. I mean it's it's like I 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:38.640 had to make I had to say something choice, but 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:40.480 then I realized it was my bad choice that led 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:40.800 me here. 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:45.640 So we have a friend and our daughters. 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:47.080 We know, we have our we have our mom tried, 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:50.440 we have the mom chat group, right, and one of 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:53.680 our friend's daughters like did something she wasn't supposed to do, 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:56.600 like created a TikTok, and you know, come to find 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:59.440 out she had multiple tiktoks and was like just doing 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:01.960 shit that she was to do. So my friend, our 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:03.680 friend was mad as hell, was like what the fuck? 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:04.840 What am I supposed to do. We're all in the 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:07.440 tribe chat like we're following this little girl's TikTok, trying 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:09.440 to make her nervous at school that she's been found out, 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:15.120 and waiting on standby to hear what on earth is 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:17.120 she gonna do? How is she gonna handle it? Because 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:20.160 you know, one consensus was I'm gonna beat her ass, right, 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:22.680 and the second one husband was like, don't do that, 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:25.040 like just be normal and have a good conversation with her. 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:27.760 So we're waiting on standby on the on the group chat, 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:31.000 like what the fuck is gonna happen. So the update 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:35.000 that I wasn't expecting was that my daughter was also involved. 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:37.640 No, she just she she tells us this and then 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:39.760 she sends and then she's like, I'm gonna take her phone, 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:42.040 and like hours later, just sends us a picture of 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:46.800 her child and Erica's child. 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:48.440 Middle fingering to the camera with crop child like they like. 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:50.880 Roll their regular t shirts up and they're both in them. 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:53.520 They're like I was like ooh. When I saw that, 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:55.280 I was like ooh. She even warned nobody here can 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:55.840 gonna be mad? 0:16:56.760 --> 0:16:58.400 She gave me no warning. I was at dinner having 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:00.080 a sushi with Dana, and I opened that. 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:02.400 I went, I was like, I was like, waiting for 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:04.160 your respond I was like, let me not say anything. 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:05.400 I was like, I wonder if she wanted this in. 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:08.119 A private message. I mean, I don't care, like mom 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:10.600 trying to know, but I just wasn't expecting, you know, 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:14.719 Like I guess, like, obviously I know my daughter's growing up. 0:17:14.760 --> 0:17:17.879 Obviously I know she she's my daughter. She's around me, 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:21.199 you know, so I know she knows certain shit. But 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:24.280 I guess, like seeing the visual of it, like was like, oh, 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:25.520 we're switching timelines. 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:28.960 Now we're over here. Now here's the thing. I think 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:30.720 that we're coming to that age. And this is for 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:37.199 moms everywhere and all of us. I finally realized we're 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:39.040 at that age. I remember when your mom used to 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:41.399 be like that person's a bad influence on you. I 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:43.600 have news for you, some of you, guys. Your daughter 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:44.480 is the bad influence. 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:47.920 Yeah, it's true, and I think so. 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:50.760 And I think this is a really interesting point because 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:52.399 this is where a lot of moms get in denial. 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:55.840 But like, the IRI you see is probably not the 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:59.280 IRI that someone else sees because she's gonna be innocent 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:00.359 with you because she knows. 0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:02.840 I mean, of course, that's. 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:04.280 A hard said the swallow. 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:05.800 I understand that, I know that. 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:06.719 Of course I'm not. 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:08.560 I'm not. I try to be like the self. 0:18:08.280 --> 0:18:10.239 Aware parent that doesn't forget what it was like to 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:14.040 be that old, because you know, we all remember, we 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:16.320 all remembered being that old and being like, I would 0:18:16.400 --> 0:18:19.080 never do this to my kid, just wait till I'm old. 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:23.359 So when I saw it, I like, I was shocked, 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:25.119 and then I laughed because I thought it was funny 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:26.639 because then I zoomed into her little finger and it 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:28.320 was all crooked, like she didn't really even know how 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:30.040 to like straighten her finger out all the way because 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:33.879 she's just learning how to do this. And so I 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:36.879 guess my bad choice of the week was that, you know, 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:39.600 I like got it. Obviously I addressed it with her 0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:44.639 at dinner. My form of punishment is embarrassment, so I 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:47.360 usually like to embarrass her, and so I. 0:18:47.280 --> 0:18:50.359 Waited somewhere saying that this is not a good idea, 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:51.320 but okay. 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:54.840 It's not all the time. Is a healthy balance of 0:18:54.840 --> 0:18:56.359 embarrassment that your child. 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:59.280 People have to you know, if you can't do it 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:00.960 in public. Don't do it in private. And so I 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:01.560 did it in public. 0:19:01.600 --> 0:19:03.280 I did at dinner with my friend because my friend 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:04.919 was saying how she was the only child and she 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:06.280 was so bored that she knew how to do middle 0:19:06.280 --> 0:19:09.399 fingers with her middle with her with their toes, and 0:19:09.440 --> 0:19:11.760 so I was like, speaking of middle fingers, Iri, let's 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:12.800 talk about your middle finger. 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:15.240 And so anyway, we talked about it. She felt really bad. 0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:17.960 And then you know, my bad choice of the week 0:19:18.000 --> 0:19:19.480 was that I blamed her dad. I was like, because 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:20.480 I send it to her dad and I was like, 0:19:20.520 --> 0:19:22.399 this is your fault, and he was like, I know, 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:25.320 it's my fault. She's my child. He was ready to 0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:26.600 take it on. He actual because he thought it was 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:28.959 fucking hilarious. And you went to your photos and then 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:32.480 I realized I was smoking a blunt late last the 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:35.720 other night with my friend, I was thinking, do you 0:19:35.800 --> 0:19:41.320 know how many photos I have with Jamila sticking out 0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:47.480 our middle fingers? Thousands, thousands, thousands, so many cover images 0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:51.800 of YouTube's so many, Like I think it's even on 0:19:51.800 --> 0:19:52.440 our tour shirt. 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:54.680 I think we should probably put if we can find 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:56.199 a few. I wonder if you put middle fingers just 0:19:56.240 --> 0:19:57.680 do a collagelage. 0:19:57.760 --> 0:20:00.560 Right now, here's a lot. 0:20:00.720 --> 0:20:03.080 I'm pretty sure it's on our good mom's gone wild torture. 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:05.200 We're not doing this and we are with our shirts 0:20:05.280 --> 0:20:09.879 up that and maybe maybe there's a with it. 0:20:10.359 --> 0:20:12.320 And so I was like, this is my fucking fault, 0:20:12.400 --> 0:20:14.520 and that actually is your fault too. You're in You're 0:20:14.560 --> 0:20:16.440 in it too because you're complicit. You were in the 0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:17.360 photos of all of them. 0:20:17.680 --> 0:20:20.199 Luna wasn't is a picture fucking with their croptob and 0:20:20.240 --> 0:20:20.800 her finger out. 0:20:20.840 --> 0:20:23.320 It's not not about Luna talking about this is your 0:20:23.359 --> 0:20:24.800 fault with Iri as her auntie. 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:26.080 This is also your fault. 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:27.560 The whole tribe. Let me do this? 0:20:29.240 --> 0:20:32.160 Did you let me take these photos? Thousands and thousands 0:20:32.200 --> 0:20:32.840 and thousands? 0:20:32.840 --> 0:20:35.240 Mom is the mom who used to say so and 0:20:35.320 --> 0:20:37.199 says a bad influence on you. I could tell this 0:20:37.280 --> 0:20:38.879 is this is a product of that. When you do 0:20:38.960 --> 0:20:41.439 that to your kids, she's gonna turn into Erica. Okay, 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:44.119 so this will be your adult version if you if you, 0:20:44.320 --> 0:20:47.040 if you be the mom who doesn't think it's your child, 0:20:47.240 --> 0:20:49.199 you will grow to be Erica. And then you blame 0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:50.240 the other mom. 0:20:50.400 --> 0:20:53.800 The other mom said it was her child. She literally said, 0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:56.000 just for the record, I can just I know it's 0:20:56.000 --> 0:20:58.200 her fault. And I said, I think it's probably both 0:20:58.200 --> 0:20:58.399 of them. 0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:02.280 They both know they're both equal, responsible, grown mature enough 0:21:02.280 --> 0:21:03.480 to know I shouldn't be doing so. 0:21:03.520 --> 0:21:04.920 Then I asked, I read, you know what that means. 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:09.120 No, shut up, I already be lying. Oh, shut the 0:21:09.119 --> 0:21:09.520 fuck up. 0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:14.000 Give me your handbabe, read beginning over. I know she's lying. 0:21:14.800 --> 0:21:15.760 I know she's lying. 0:21:16.359 --> 0:21:17.680 I know the fuck that she's lying. 0:21:18.920 --> 0:21:21.359 Oh my god. This is also a good opportunity because 0:21:21.359 --> 0:21:23.760 we're in that age or our kids are becoming their 0:21:23.760 --> 0:21:27.520 own people where we have to also as parents and 0:21:27.560 --> 0:21:30.439 as mothers, be like, let me not react, let me 0:21:30.560 --> 0:21:34.439 just like consider that my child is responsible for themselves, 0:21:34.480 --> 0:21:36.920 because I think it's easy to be like, not my child. 0:21:37.280 --> 0:21:38.880 No, I mean I didn't. That's not how I say, 0:21:38.920 --> 0:21:41.480 and that's definitely not how I addressed it with her. 0:21:41.640 --> 0:21:43.880 You know, because this has been a theme lately in 0:21:43.960 --> 0:21:48.919 my parenting life. Is like my daughter realizing how following 0:21:49.160 --> 0:21:52.159 the crowd is going to get you fucked up out here. Okay, 0:21:52.400 --> 0:21:54.720 this is not incident, numero uno. 0:21:54.880 --> 0:21:57.919 Wait, speaking of following the child, remember there is this 0:21:58.000 --> 0:21:59.919 thing this week. I sent it to you with the 0:22:00.040 --> 0:22:02.040 to do. We watched it, the two fucking girls in 0:22:02.040 --> 0:22:05.879 the backseat planning a murder, giggling his fucking hysterically. 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:07.680 No, I mean, I thought you sent to me, but 0:22:07.720 --> 0:22:09.159 I didn't watch it because I couldn't. I have like 0:22:09.160 --> 0:22:12.600 a murder intake level right about now usually hit you 0:22:12.680 --> 0:22:15.200 hit your peak with I have space for more space 0:22:15.240 --> 0:22:18.000 for murder because I love murder mystery and I love it. 0:22:18.160 --> 0:22:20.520 I love horror, but because of all the horrors that 0:22:20.560 --> 0:22:23.040 are actually occurring all the time right now, my murder 0:22:23.080 --> 0:22:24.919 threshold is at its limits. When you sent me that, 0:22:25.080 --> 0:22:26.280 I was like, I don't know, let. 0:22:26.160 --> 0:22:27.440 Me show you now. I hope it's I hope you're 0:22:27.480 --> 0:22:29.040 not having reach You're I. 0:22:29.040 --> 0:22:30.320 Have a little bit of space for murder. 0:22:30.520 --> 0:22:33.000 To Twisted Florida, there was, It wasn't attempted. They didn't 0:22:33.000 --> 0:22:35.320 get there yet because I got caught. Two Twisted Florida 0:22:35.400 --> 0:22:39.280 teens accused of plotting a classmates murder, caught on camera 0:22:39.400 --> 0:22:41.720 joking about it, planning mugshots in the back of the 0:22:41.720 --> 0:22:42.280 patrol car. 0:22:47.080 --> 0:22:48.879 These are gonna see They weren't gonna see me some 0:22:48.960 --> 0:22:56.280 way or another. Mushot yes, he's probably gonna. 0:23:02.720 --> 0:23:03.440 What are they saying? 0:23:03.480 --> 0:23:06.640 Are they talking Chris the book shots and how. 0:23:06.560 --> 0:23:08.960 They were supposed to spread their story around the true 0:23:09.000 --> 0:23:16.520 crime community. 0:23:13.880 --> 0:23:16.440 But they didn't actually kill anybody, right, They got caught before. 0:23:18.600 --> 0:23:22.040 I was gonna do my makeup this morning, bitch, but 0:23:22.080 --> 0:23:23.000 I couldn't find anything. 0:23:23.680 --> 0:23:25.240 I'm glad. 0:23:25.600 --> 0:23:25.960 I'm glad. 0:23:25.960 --> 0:23:28.880 I don't look too bad today. 0:23:28.920 --> 0:23:30.480 They are these are what you called. 0:23:30.800 --> 0:23:32.880 She thought she would be going to a psych war. 0:23:33.840 --> 0:23:36.080 All that to say, you don't funk around and beat 0:23:36.119 --> 0:23:38.320 your kids yourself. They're gonna fuck around in the backset 0:23:38.320 --> 0:23:39.879 of patrol car with another stupid bit. 0:23:40.000 --> 0:23:42.680 They might not They might actually have the obviously I can. 0:23:42.800 --> 0:23:46.280 I can just tell they have some stuff going on. 0:23:46.280 --> 0:23:46.800 One might have. 0:23:46.840 --> 0:23:49.040 They might be getting beat at home, but must be 0:23:49.040 --> 0:23:49.840 the might be. 0:23:49.760 --> 0:23:51.480 Getting beat or something, and the other wise it's just 0:23:51.480 --> 0:23:53.960 a dumb bitch going along. The point is I'm showing 0:23:54.000 --> 0:23:56.800 louda this as soon as as what you call. 0:23:57.040 --> 0:23:58.520 Losers, Luna. 0:24:00.080 --> 0:24:02.000 No, if a friend say let's kill somebody in this 0:24:02.080 --> 0:24:03.840 and it stabs them in the bathroom, you say no. 0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:05.000 Yeah. 0:24:05.680 --> 0:24:09.040 I think because we are desensitized as a community. I 0:24:09.040 --> 0:24:11.879 think the children are extremely desensitized, and they don't even 0:24:11.960 --> 0:24:14.640 understand the fucking concept of taking someone's life because they're 0:24:14.640 --> 0:24:16.639 in the backseat, fucking giggling, not knowing they're about to 0:24:16.680 --> 0:24:18.439 go to jail for a long fucking time. And I 0:24:18.520 --> 0:24:20.359 kind of hope they throw the book at these kids, 0:24:20.600 --> 0:24:22.120 because what in the actual fuck? 0:24:23.119 --> 0:24:26.040 They're white and they didn't do it yet, so they're 0:24:26.040 --> 0:24:30.400 probably gonna get like two months in juvie and like therapy. 0:24:30.760 --> 0:24:33.080 Don't take those fucking badass bitches of school next to 0:24:33.119 --> 0:24:33.680 my kid. 0:24:34.240 --> 0:24:37.120 They I don't know where they're in. Back are Florida? Back? 0:24:37.200 --> 0:24:37.400 Yeah? 0:24:37.440 --> 0:24:40.320 They sound like they're from the back swamps of somewhere 0:24:41.000 --> 0:24:45.199 because now but anyway, yeah, that's exactly why I had 0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:45.880 time not to. 0:24:45.800 --> 0:24:47.240 Say that I was going to be murdered. 0:24:47.400 --> 0:24:49.680 I had to talk to her about following her intuition, 0:24:49.880 --> 0:24:53.200 following her intuition, trusting herself, and that internet things live 0:24:53.240 --> 0:24:55.480 on the Internet forever, including her mother's middle finger. 0:24:58.119 --> 0:25:02.360 In its. Are we gonna words? Are we gonna podcast 0:25:02.440 --> 0:25:04.920 long enough for our kids to discover our podcast? And 0:25:04.960 --> 0:25:07.000 then we're gonna have to talk about the things that 0:25:07.000 --> 0:25:08.200 they have discovered about. 0:25:08.000 --> 0:25:09.640 Us, And then they'll be like, but you did it. 0:25:09.720 --> 0:25:11.520 I thought that's gonna be their only motivation to listen. 0:25:11.600 --> 0:25:14.960 But you did it. But you went to San Francis 0:25:15.000 --> 0:25:16.320 Is going to see a politician, Mom. 0:25:16.160 --> 0:25:21.440 I was twenty nine. But it's like, don't get worried, 0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:23.159 don't get in the car a strangers bill, bitch, you 0:25:23.240 --> 0:25:25.560 flew to see a stranger in different countries, I mean 0:25:25.560 --> 0:25:26.879 a different country, a different city. 0:25:27.680 --> 0:25:31.320 I don't know, but that the picture just for is 0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:34.240 was I'm glad that I saw it because it ripped 0:25:34.240 --> 0:25:36.560 off the band aid. It was like very obviously innocent. 0:25:36.920 --> 0:25:40.639 But I'm realizing, Yeah, like my daughter isn't. I know, 0:25:40.720 --> 0:25:43.800 she's not like innocent, but there isn't. She definitely hasn't 0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:46.520 innocence about herself. No, they're children, absolutely, but like I 0:25:46.560 --> 0:25:50.679 know that she's exposed to things, and especially I mean, 0:25:50.680 --> 0:25:52.800 thankfully my daughter is not like a real she's not 0:25:52.840 --> 0:25:54.679 on her phone like that. She doesn't have her phone now. 0:25:54.680 --> 0:25:57.200 I took her phone away and. 0:25:57.119 --> 0:25:58.320 I don't know I'm gonna give it back again. 0:25:58.400 --> 0:26:00.000 Last time I took it away for like two months, 0:26:00.160 --> 0:26:03.280 so it might be another while the only reason I 0:26:03.320 --> 0:26:05.240 want her to have a phone is like when she's 0:26:05.280 --> 0:26:06.760 not with me, and I want to be able to 0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:10.160 reach her, I know when she's like not with any 0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:12.239 of us, Like when she's at a friend's house, call 0:26:12.320 --> 0:26:15.200 that mom. I just mean, like what if something has 0:26:15.280 --> 0:26:18.320 happening at that house where a parent is not allowing me? 0:26:18.400 --> 0:26:19.920 You know what I'm saying, Like, if there's any weird 0:26:19.960 --> 0:26:21.560 shit going on, I want her to be able to 0:26:21.560 --> 0:26:24.800 call me if she's at a volleyball practice and something happens, like, 0:26:24.840 --> 0:26:25.919 I want her to be able to be able to 0:26:25.960 --> 0:26:28.040 reach me and not have to be dependent on trying 0:26:28.040 --> 0:26:28.600 to find a fool. 0:26:28.640 --> 0:26:30.320 Well, you just have to trust the adults that you 0:26:30.359 --> 0:26:31.800 keep her with. I mean, they're not somewhere there at 0:26:31.800 --> 0:26:32.680 the mall by themselves. 0:26:32.680 --> 0:26:34.480 That's different. But I think in this air, you know, 0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:36.600 the parents, there's a shooting, who is she got? 0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:36.840 Hey? 0:26:36.880 --> 0:26:38.879 Can I think you're going really dark? 0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:39.400 Yeah? 0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:41.680 Yeah, it's a dark orble, But we kind of have 0:26:41.760 --> 0:26:44.040 to just trust that. I mean, we can't protect them 0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:45.919 from everything, so we just got to hope and trust 0:26:45.920 --> 0:26:50.720 that that is uh not like whoever you're leaving with, 0:26:50.760 --> 0:26:52.720 that's not an option or possibility, or that there's not 0:26:52.760 --> 0:26:54.480 going to be a fucking school shooting at your very 0:26:54.480 --> 0:26:58.320 expensive school. I mean, there's so many probabilities, Like there's 0:26:58.320 --> 0:26:59.560 so many things that could happen. 0:26:59.600 --> 0:27:00.600 But and that's why. 0:27:01.000 --> 0:27:02.680 Then that's all I'm saying is that there's a level 0:27:02.680 --> 0:27:05.680 of preparation that if I can have somewhat control over, 0:27:05.960 --> 0:27:08.240 I would That's the only reason, is what I'm saying 0:27:08.280 --> 0:27:09.960 that I want her to have a phone. I don't 0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:11.800 need her to have a phone for entertainment, Like I 0:27:11.800 --> 0:27:14.080 don't even that's not what she uses it for that 0:27:14.240 --> 0:27:18.000 but like that's not been my mode of entertainment historically 0:27:18.080 --> 0:27:19.840 for long periods of time. So that's why she doesn't 0:27:19.840 --> 0:27:22.720 associate it with that. And so I don't want her 0:27:22.760 --> 0:27:26.080 to now as her as she's getting older and people 0:27:26.080 --> 0:27:30.560 are getting tiktoks and shit for their kids, Like I 0:27:30.680 --> 0:27:34.600 just I don't want her to just fall down the 0:27:34.680 --> 0:27:35.280 dark path. 0:27:35.920 --> 0:27:38.240 Yeah, I mean social media is and I think that 0:27:38.359 --> 0:27:40.120 the biggest thing we can do for our kids now 0:27:40.240 --> 0:27:42.520 is like have real last conversations with them so that 0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:46.800 we're like there's a clarity and preparation around emergencies, around 0:27:46.840 --> 0:27:49.880 weird ass adults, around weird people and all those things. 0:27:49.880 --> 0:27:52.760 Because I cannot wait to see the documentary of like 0:27:52.880 --> 0:27:57.240 how the Internet on everybody's phone and tablet has so 0:27:57.520 --> 0:28:01.760 has like affected human the human existence. 0:28:01.800 --> 0:28:04.679 So you have you talked to Luna about just like 0:28:05.720 --> 0:28:11.040 your Internet persona, not yours, but like just her like, oh, 0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:13.520 like the that it lives forever, Like I think, you know, 0:28:14.600 --> 0:28:18.440 I think kids they don't realize like the what's the word. 0:28:18.440 --> 0:28:20.920 I'm looking for a finality, the finite of like what 0:28:21.080 --> 0:28:23.239 it is to show up on the internet. Obviously, we 0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:27.960 actively choose, I think, sometimes not being aware ourselves even 0:28:28.040 --> 0:28:30.600 sometimes I just like how things stay and can be 0:28:30.640 --> 0:28:32.040 found forever, and. 0:28:32.440 --> 0:28:34.200 Our shit's still gon know, there's still opportunity for to 0:28:34.200 --> 0:28:34.840 combine us in this. 0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:37.960 I mean, I think that we're pretty much ten toes 0:28:38.000 --> 0:28:40.800 down on like our decisions and who we are. But like, 0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:43.920 I think that it would be different. It could potentially 0:28:43.960 --> 0:28:46.640 sometimes be different if it's our child asking, you know, 0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:49.160 like and having to like have the language to explain 0:28:49.360 --> 0:28:51.400 why mommy, like whatever, we were drunk falling off the 0:28:51.400 --> 0:28:53.880 table and I'm my my titties popped out, whatever the 0:28:53.880 --> 0:28:55.640 fuck it is, you know what I'm saying. Like I 0:28:55.800 --> 0:28:57.560 don't feel that way, but I do feel like it's 0:28:57.600 --> 0:29:00.800 important now in this age with our children having access 0:29:00.840 --> 0:29:04.840 to these computers, and it's a big responsibility. And this 0:29:04.880 --> 0:29:06.800 is something like I never really I hadn't really had 0:29:06.840 --> 0:29:09.920 this conversation yet, but just about like, if you have 0:29:09.960 --> 0:29:12.920 this phone and you start posting shit, just know that 0:29:13.000 --> 0:29:18.440 you're opening up the door to something, to weirdos, to judgments, 0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:21.160 to all the things. It's like, I can't protect you 0:29:21.240 --> 0:29:22.680 from there. Yeah, I protect you from there. 0:29:22.720 --> 0:29:24.880 I've had some couple of things here and there, but 0:29:24.960 --> 0:29:27.120 not like a sit down conversation. But yeah, I think 0:29:27.120 --> 0:29:29.760 it's probably coming because the Internet is a very real 0:29:30.160 --> 0:29:33.440 character in our lives that we have to like be 0:29:33.520 --> 0:29:35.000 aware of, and though the kids have to know the 0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:37.720 severity of that, I don't think they understand quite yet. 0:29:37.760 --> 0:29:40.280 And it's like when they're at their friend's house whose 0:29:40.360 --> 0:29:42.920 mother you trust, but you don't know there they look 0:29:42.960 --> 0:29:45.400 at and their mother let them have a TikTok and 0:29:45.440 --> 0:29:47.320 you don't know what kind of content this child wants 0:29:47.360 --> 0:29:49.240 to make, and now you I was thinking about that 0:29:49.240 --> 0:29:50.960 the other day and like, how many tiktoks is Irion 0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:53.560 that I don't even know right, like other accounts doing 0:29:53.600 --> 0:29:56.680 whatever the fuck you know? And obviously I can't control 0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:58.440 all of that. But the only thing we can do, 0:29:58.480 --> 0:30:00.360 like you said, is have those conversations with them and 0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:02.800 put a healthy fear. 0:30:03.640 --> 0:30:06.760 I think healthy fear is actually very important. And it's 0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:09.640 not even fear, it's it's honesty. And the fucked up 0:30:09.680 --> 0:30:13.120 part is we're living a scary world. Buckle up, Buttercup, 0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:14.840 We're living a scary world. So ever you think me 0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:17.080 telling you this is bad way to hear about the 0:30:17.120 --> 0:30:22.320 government eating kids, welcome to my other head. 0:30:22.400 --> 0:30:25.520 Guys. They're eating us, you guys, they're fucking eating us. 0:30:25.640 --> 0:30:28.040 I mean, the amount of children that go missing in 0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:30.240 the United States a year is like something close to 0:30:30.280 --> 0:30:32.360 three hundred thousand. You can if you put a group 0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:34.120 of three hundo thousand people in a fucking auditorium, you 0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:36.040 know how many people that would be. They gotta be 0:30:36.080 --> 0:30:38.680 eating kids, because how the fuck do we go all 0:30:38.680 --> 0:30:39.560 these kids go missing? 0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:46.479 Scary? Speaking of eating, I heard you. I heard you 0:30:46.480 --> 0:30:50.400 had a colonic today to share your colonic journey with that. Sure, 0:30:50.920 --> 0:30:52.240 I'm trying to get I'm trying to get off of 0:30:52.240 --> 0:30:52.960 the eating people. 0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:55.200 Going to Cannibal. 0:30:55.600 --> 0:30:58.360 Okay, that's I really like the movie Hannibal. When I 0:30:58.400 --> 0:31:03.080 was saying, I uh decided to do a parasite cleanse, 0:31:03.160 --> 0:31:04.800 and like in the parasite clin you're supposed to do 0:31:04.800 --> 0:31:07.320 a colonic like the third day and like the tenth 0:31:07.440 --> 0:31:10.320 day or something. Anyway, I went just like, oo, I'm 0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:13.080 gonna be so clean. And when I started, first of all, 0:31:13.200 --> 0:31:16.960 shout out to complete Trinity Diana, She's the bomb. It 0:31:17.000 --> 0:31:19.480 was like a spot up in there. So I was 0:31:19.480 --> 0:31:20.760 just like, yeah, I'm gonna go get clean. And as 0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:22.160 soon as I was laid on the table, I'm like 0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:26.440 and started putting water shot up my ass. I was like, wow, 0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:29.040 this is very uncomfortable. And then I started to feel 0:31:29.040 --> 0:31:31.080 like really emotional. And I'm like, am I getting emotional? 0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:33.080 Because why the fuck am I on a table getting 0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:35.600 water shot up my ass while this lady's rubbing on me. 0:31:35.680 --> 0:31:38.320 But I was like, I Toldally, I think I'm gonna cry. 0:31:38.400 --> 0:31:40.800 She's like, it's normal. But I realized, like, you know, 0:31:40.880 --> 0:31:44.280 everything is connected to something else, you know, whether it 0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:48.440 be like sadness, fear, fucking resentment, like all of our 0:31:48.560 --> 0:31:52.880 organs have like metaphysical things that are energetically stored. And 0:31:52.920 --> 0:31:54.440 so I started to cry. It was my first time 0:31:54.480 --> 0:31:57.680 ever getting klonic in thirty seven years, which is probably disgusting. 0:31:58.400 --> 0:32:01.320 But I she was like, do you want to scream 0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:03.920 into the pillow? Are you upset with somebody? I was like, 0:32:06.440 --> 0:32:08.400 I do the pillow. But today I went for my 0:32:08.440 --> 0:32:11.680 third and it was actually a lot easier. But I 0:32:11.680 --> 0:32:13.520 think it has definitely made me more aware that I'm 0:32:13.520 --> 0:32:14.680 gonna definitely start go to get in. 0:32:14.680 --> 0:32:15.800 Calonics every other month. 0:32:16.000 --> 0:32:20.000 Oh really, Yeah, I feel like it's good maintenance and 0:32:20.040 --> 0:32:21.480 it does make you be a little bit more aware, 0:32:21.560 --> 0:32:24.719 like how you're passing food, how long it's taking to digest. 0:32:24.760 --> 0:32:27.040 Did I need to eat that fucking steak and the 0:32:27.080 --> 0:32:31.960 bread at ten o'clock at night? But I am trying 0:32:32.000 --> 0:32:34.680 to remove the worms from my body, So it's me 0:32:34.800 --> 0:32:36.719 that you guys are talking to and not the worms. 0:32:36.840 --> 0:32:37.959 Do you feel any different? 0:32:38.120 --> 0:32:38.400 I do? 0:32:38.480 --> 0:32:38.760 Today? 0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:40.680 I feel like she was telling me, I sweat a lot, 0:32:40.800 --> 0:32:43.120 so it's like the toxins coming out. But it's a 0:32:43.120 --> 0:32:45.320 pretty interesting process because you're just sitting on the table 0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:47.880 looking at this clear tube of your shit coming out 0:32:48.240 --> 0:32:51.719 colors and different textures, and I'm like, damn, like how 0:32:51.720 --> 0:32:53.600 long was I in there? It's like cheese is really 0:32:53.720 --> 0:32:56.000 like peanut butter is very hard to get from the 0:32:56.080 --> 0:32:59.840 side walls of your intestine. So if anyone's out there 0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:02.440 hasn't considered, I've been like I've been on a fucking 0:33:03.200 --> 0:33:06.680 like a testimony journey of like telling everybody from the 0:33:06.720 --> 0:33:10.719 mountaintops about colonics. Like nobody even asked. I'm like, hey, Bartender, 0:33:11.080 --> 0:33:12.040 have you had a klonic? 0:33:13.160 --> 0:33:13.600 Literally? 0:33:14.480 --> 0:33:16.600 But yeah, I think everyone should do it. It's not 0:33:16.640 --> 0:33:18.640 something I think American we don't talk about health a 0:33:18.680 --> 0:33:21.760 lot because I want to kill us. So just remember and. 0:33:21.680 --> 0:33:22.880 Get your colonics. 0:33:24.240 --> 0:33:26.440 Yeah, when's the last time that you went to colonic? 0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:27.880 Probably a year ago? 0:33:28.280 --> 0:33:30.000 Yeah, I mean, how do you feel about it? 0:33:30.440 --> 0:33:32.200 I mean, I think it's important. I mean, but I 0:33:32.520 --> 0:33:35.360 started getting colonics because everybody wants to know when I 0:33:35.400 --> 0:33:41.880 started when I was like twelve, because I've always had 0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:45.760 stomach issues, and I don't think that I realized until 0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:48.680 I was an adult that like, like certain like bread, 0:33:48.920 --> 0:33:51.920 rice and noodles are all sugar. All these things you know, 0:33:51.960 --> 0:33:54.280 like they actually like give me stomach issues, Like they 0:33:54.360 --> 0:33:55.320 hurt my stomach immediately. 0:33:55.600 --> 0:33:57.480 We're supposed to be consuming half the amount of shit. 0:33:57.320 --> 0:33:59.000 That we and so I was eating all these things 0:33:59.000 --> 0:34:01.120 that are on like the you know that triangle thing 0:34:01.160 --> 0:34:01.920 that they tell us to. 0:34:01.840 --> 0:34:03.440 Eat, the triangles of a lot of you guys. 0:34:03.520 --> 0:34:05.200 Yeah, so I was eating those things and like I 0:34:05.240 --> 0:34:06.920 was getting sucked up, and so my mom. I remember, 0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:08.760 my mom is always mad at me about my stomach. 0:34:09.280 --> 0:34:11.080 She's so annoyed with me and my stomach. But it 0:34:11.120 --> 0:34:13.479 was like I wasn't fucking kidding, Like it fucking hurt. 0:34:13.840 --> 0:34:15.800 So anyway, I would get constipated. I wouldn't go to 0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:18.640 the bathroom for like six days, and like I would 0:34:18.640 --> 0:34:23.000 start getting like sweats fevers, and so I started having 0:34:23.040 --> 0:34:25.080 to get kloons at a really young age. And when 0:34:25.120 --> 0:34:26.920 you're at that point like where you haven't gone to 0:34:26.920 --> 0:34:29.560 the bathroom, it's incredibly painful. 0:34:29.719 --> 0:34:32.640 I can only imagine it's painful, like not that way, 0:34:33.000 --> 0:34:35.560 like it's just super uncomfortable. So, yeah, it is important. 0:34:35.880 --> 0:34:37.520 I was thinking about you today and that was the thing. 0:34:37.560 --> 0:34:38.560 And I was like she did this when she was 0:34:38.560 --> 0:34:40.640 a little Like how did she as a child? And 0:34:40.719 --> 0:34:42.799 I was like, could I make lunigo? I was like, 0:34:43.160 --> 0:34:44.840 I was having a heart anyone needs to go, I 0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:47.080 needs to go. I was thinking about her too, and 0:34:47.120 --> 0:34:49.960 I was like does she does she have problems because 0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:52.040 her diet is mostly like French fries and. 0:34:52.000 --> 0:34:53.640 No, you know what I should I should probably go 0:34:53.680 --> 0:34:54.200 look at her ship. 0:34:54.640 --> 0:34:57.600 Oh god, you ever look at Luna shits this age? 0:34:57.680 --> 0:35:00.440 No and a diamond? I mean no, we still got 0:35:00.440 --> 0:35:02.440 to check in on them. I don't know what if 0:35:02.440 --> 0:35:04.680 irin's been diarrhea. You do you have diarrhea and for 0:35:04.840 --> 0:35:06.560 a year straight, and I had no idea. She would 0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:06.840 tell you. 0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:10.200 I think what if her poops are extremely soft? 0:35:10.200 --> 0:35:12.359 And I have no idea, Well, probably hard because they're 0:35:12.360 --> 0:35:15.360 eating so much carbs. I'm gonna go check on the 0:35:15.400 --> 0:35:18.640 point is stop feeding our kids bullshit? And uh, maybe 0:35:18.640 --> 0:35:20.560 give them a kalanic and maybe check in on your 0:35:20.600 --> 0:35:24.560 kids poops, but definitely give yourself a kalonic, because it's actually. 0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:27.080 Not like you need to go get the water. 0:35:27.360 --> 0:35:31.320 Shut shut up. Yeah, I don't know. I feel better. 0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:35.000 I also feel like, what the fuck I've been doing 0:35:35.000 --> 0:35:38.279 for thirty seven years? So it's time to normal It's 0:35:38.320 --> 0:35:41.520 right next to you. It's time to normalize cleaning out 0:35:41.520 --> 0:35:44.120 your very ear intestines because we're eating shit, so we're 0:35:44.160 --> 0:35:45.360 not supposed to be eating. 0:35:45.280 --> 0:35:48.000 I think actually because yeah, because of the food, like 0:35:48.040 --> 0:35:51.959 it's imperative now at this point that we're cleansing all 0:35:52.280 --> 0:35:55.520 the time. I'm gonna do another parasite cleanse after we 0:35:55.520 --> 0:35:56.640 come back from Jamaica. 0:35:56.440 --> 0:35:58.200 Too, and then you should cut a when it comes 0:35:58.200 --> 0:36:02.000 to complete trinity with me. Yeah, she's really nice. Yeah, 0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:04.200 I said after Jamaica as Alsten, I'm going out of town. 0:36:04.320 --> 0:36:07.120 She's winning a special right now. Actually, the special until 0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:09.279 the end of the month is three hundred dollars for 0:36:09.360 --> 0:36:12.680 three sessions, which they were three thirty three for me. 0:36:13.680 --> 0:36:15.880 But I think I'm going to just go get that special, 0:36:15.960 --> 0:36:19.000 so come May first, when we come back or whatever, 0:36:19.080 --> 0:36:23.040 we can just detox I think, maybe keep my Jamaican thickness, 0:36:23.080 --> 0:36:25.360 but without the toxics. 0:36:25.520 --> 0:36:30.480 Yeah, yeah, okay. 0:36:29.080 --> 0:36:31.640 Yeah, I'm realizing that we are not getting any younger 0:36:31.719 --> 0:36:37.440 and so like the maintenance is even more dire and 0:36:37.719 --> 0:36:40.440 obviously the government's trying to kill us to make a steaks. 0:36:40.880 --> 0:36:43.200 So we really got to we really got to be 0:36:43.239 --> 0:36:45.799 diligent about our own health because we don't live in 0:36:45.800 --> 0:36:49.360 a country that is promoting health for real. Even the 0:36:49.760 --> 0:36:52.160 triangle that you talked about, you when you think, when 0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:54.000 you think of the root of things, or like the 0:36:54.200 --> 0:36:57.360 it's a lot of propaganda and like I remember learning they. 0:36:57.280 --> 0:36:58.840 Just RFK just updated the triangle. 0:36:58.960 --> 0:36:59.800 Rfk' is an idiot. 0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:02.000 He just updated it and you put thin red meat 0:37:02.000 --> 0:37:03.000 at the top or something like that. 0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:04.680 Did you see him in his jeans and the jacuzzi 0:37:04.800 --> 0:37:06.520 or some shit what he was like? He did like 0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:08.800 a video with Kiderok and they're in the sauna and 0:37:08.880 --> 0:37:09.920 jeans and a cowboy hat. 0:37:09.960 --> 0:37:10.520 It's really weird. 0:37:11.360 --> 0:37:14.400 Well, the thing for bacon, they started that you have 0:37:14.440 --> 0:37:17.080 to eat breakfast in the morning campaign because they were 0:37:17.080 --> 0:37:19.360 trying to move eggs and bacon. And now we know 0:37:19.400 --> 0:37:23.960 that bacon is a carcer, carcinogenic, carcinogenic whatever, it's bad 0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:26.400 for you. And but the whole point of when they 0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:31.640 started this dumbass pyramid and the propaganda, marketing, fucking advertising 0:37:32.239 --> 0:37:35.960 campaign around breakfast as they were trying to push meat sales. 0:37:36.239 --> 0:37:37.919 So you have to check in on things. And also, 0:37:38.000 --> 0:37:41.880 milk does not create strong bones. It actually creates osteoporosis. 0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:45.120 So quite literally, everything that the government teaches us about 0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:48.759 health you must research because they're literally not even trying 0:37:48.760 --> 0:37:51.600 to hide that it's not good. And then you even 0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:54.840 see like that pink breast cancer ribbon on like yogurts 0:37:54.920 --> 0:37:57.239 yo play and shit like that that one month that 0:37:57.280 --> 0:38:00.360 where everyone's promoting breast cancer. A lot of those UD's 0:38:00.400 --> 0:38:03.560 cous breast cancer. So everything is tricky and you have 0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:05.640 to do your own research. And actually, if they say 0:38:05.680 --> 0:38:06.920 it's true, it's probably not. 0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:09.960 You know what they're we know what the biggest reset 0:38:10.000 --> 0:38:12.359 of this chart is is that they want us to 0:38:12.400 --> 0:38:16.040 prioritize protein at every meal, which we don't even. 0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:19.319 Have enough ant. Like the livestock in America is a 0:38:19.320 --> 0:38:22.080 real problem. So the fact that they rebranded it and 0:38:22.080 --> 0:38:23.959 they're putting meat at the top, let you know, they're 0:38:24.000 --> 0:38:27.080 literally trying to kill you literally. So God, this is 0:38:27.120 --> 0:38:27.759 so stressful. 0:38:27.920 --> 0:38:30.200 I was just thinking that because my stomach's been hurting 0:38:30.239 --> 0:38:32.759 so much today and I had red meat last night. 0:38:32.800 --> 0:38:35.359 I had a burger because I'm at the end of 0:38:35.360 --> 0:38:37.400 my cycle and it sounds good and I'm bleeding. I 0:38:37.400 --> 0:38:40.960 want red meat, and now I'm paying the price for 0:38:41.000 --> 0:38:43.680 it twice this week because I thought, I don't really 0:38:43.680 --> 0:38:45.680 do this often. I could do it. It's fine, No, bitch, 0:38:45.680 --> 0:38:49.160 you can't. Is that I think I need to just 0:38:49.200 --> 0:38:52.160 eliminate I think because in America, we're gonna have to 0:38:52.280 --> 0:38:55.520 actually live, like we're gonna have to be fucking vegetarians, 0:38:55.920 --> 0:38:57.759 like if we want to not get cancer. 0:38:57.560 --> 0:38:59.759 Or if you don't want to be eating even at meat, and. 0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:04.319 Like you have to go to the butcher shop. But 0:39:04.440 --> 0:39:06.640 even that, like you have to make sure your butcher 0:39:06.760 --> 0:39:08.640 is like where is he getting these cows? Just because 0:39:08.640 --> 0:39:10.840 you're at the butcher shop doesn't mean you're getting fucking 0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:11.680 good cows either. 0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:13.480 Well, I mean, at least the cow is one that 0:39:13.680 --> 0:39:16.520 probably didn't come from like you don't know that it's probably. 0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:19.959 I mean, I see the whole carcass. They buy those 0:39:20.000 --> 0:39:25.000 cows wholesale, okay, but they can only stay good so long. 0:39:25.120 --> 0:39:27.600 So I'm my assumption is that when you see the 0:39:27.600 --> 0:39:30.040 whole cow, this regular guy down the street from my 0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:32.840 house doesn't have the fucking gas tanks and the fucking 0:39:32.920 --> 0:39:35.080 whatever they're putting in the packaging to make it stay pink. 0:39:35.360 --> 0:39:39.239 That is my thought process around it. And if it's out, 0:39:39.239 --> 0:39:41.560 it's out. If the fucking cow is gone, it's gone. 0:39:41.760 --> 0:39:42.640 I think we got to stop. 0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:44.960 I mean, there was a time in history where like 0:39:45.120 --> 0:39:47.719 having meat is a like a like a celebration. It 0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:51.120 was not a no. It's because we don't. We have 0:39:51.120 --> 0:39:53.399 too many people now to even support that, even thinking 0:39:53.400 --> 0:39:55.600 about there 'sued to be a milkman because it came locally, 0:39:55.600 --> 0:39:57.920 and then it like, but imagine the chemicals that have 0:39:57.960 --> 0:39:59.920 to go into these products in order for it to 0:40:00.040 --> 0:40:01.480 to be shipped to your house and then wait for 0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:02.520 you to pick it up at the store and then 0:40:02.520 --> 0:40:03.759 wait for you to drink it at your house or 0:40:03.800 --> 0:40:06.760 eat it at your house. You're eating meats probably weeks 0:40:06.800 --> 0:40:08.720 and weeks after it's been taken off of the source, 0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:12.000 which means it's very dead, and that you're putting basically 0:40:12.200 --> 0:40:13.400 a cemetery in your body. 0:40:13.440 --> 0:40:15.719 It's something to literally, I feel like the meats were 0:40:15.760 --> 0:40:17.799 already eating are genetically modified. They are. 0:40:17.840 --> 0:40:19.799 They passed that in the beginning of this year. But 0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:21.200 I just don't have to tell you, but I just 0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:22.080 mean that they are. 0:40:22.160 --> 0:40:25.480 They've been feeding these animals that have been birthing animals 0:40:26.080 --> 0:40:28.880 for the last twenty years a bunch of bullshit, So 0:40:28.920 --> 0:40:31.600 those animals are already modified in my opinion. 0:40:31.680 --> 0:40:34.759 So I was just like, just don't eat meat. You 0:40:34.760 --> 0:40:35.680 think you can not eat meat. 0:40:36.360 --> 0:40:38.840 I grew up not eating meat. I know, yeah, so 0:40:39.080 --> 0:40:41.560 I know I can. I just yeah, I get it cravy. 0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:43.640 And that's another thing. I'm like to have parasites because 0:40:43.680 --> 0:40:45.640 I guess I can. Like my cravings. When I was 0:40:45.800 --> 0:40:47.520 cleansing or getting so intense, I was about to talk 0:40:47.520 --> 0:40:49.759 about on my period now, but I was just like, 0:40:50.040 --> 0:40:54.120 I really want a chocolate chip cookie with ice cream. 0:40:54.120 --> 0:40:56.560 I was like dreaming about it, like a soft, gooey cookie, 0:40:56.560 --> 0:40:57.960 and I was like, bitcha, you don't go to sleep. 0:40:59.000 --> 0:41:02.480 But I definitely I've also been like monitoring my cravings 0:41:02.560 --> 0:41:03.520 and I'm like, that's not me. 0:41:03.680 --> 0:41:06.640 That's the parasites. It's not you, it's not me. 0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:10.800 But I mean, then would you eat seafood because seafood 0:41:10.840 --> 0:41:11.319 is also a. 0:41:11.840 --> 0:41:15.960 Living vegetarian ver vegan. Really I think I'm I think 0:41:15.960 --> 0:41:17.360 I have to at this point in my life, I 0:41:17.400 --> 0:41:19.880 got to make I gotta make some really hard decisions. 0:41:20.480 --> 0:41:23.400 That's the thing about two. I was looking at pictures 0:41:23.400 --> 0:41:26.239 of us because we've been podcasting for eight years and 0:41:26.320 --> 0:41:28.360 so literally we've talked about this too. It's like watch it. 0:41:28.520 --> 0:41:32.719 So it's crazy to just watch yourself. I don't age, 0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:37.120 and you know, I see it. And then It's like 0:41:37.160 --> 0:41:40.040 I embrace, you know, I try to embrace every age 0:41:40.040 --> 0:41:42.040 that I'm in. But I also am like. 0:41:42.320 --> 0:41:45.600 How do I slow this down? Maybe I need to 0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:49.359 eliminate meats. Maybe I need to just maybe. And then 0:41:49.400 --> 0:41:51.120 I was like is smoking weed? 0:41:51.239 --> 0:41:51.359 Like? 0:41:51.480 --> 0:41:54.240 Is this gonna make my have jowls? Here? I'm already 0:41:54.280 --> 0:41:55.239 like looking in the mirror, and I'm like. 0:41:55.280 --> 0:41:55.600 Look like this. 0:41:56.760 --> 0:41:59.279 There's this lady on the internet. Shout out to this 0:41:59.360 --> 0:42:01.120 Asian lady on the internet who has before and after 0:42:01.160 --> 0:42:03.800 pictures of her face from doing face exercise. 0:42:03.880 --> 0:42:04.800 Oh, she's before and afters. 0:42:05.640 --> 0:42:07.920 So she has face exercises. She has a whole sequence 0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:10.239 of face exercises, and so I do them. Let me 0:42:10.280 --> 0:42:12.560 teach you them. Sure, okay, you used to do each 0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:14.080 one for five minutes. Obviously we're not gonna do that 0:42:14.160 --> 0:42:19.359 right now. But number one does go lift your cheek 0:42:19.360 --> 0:42:21.520 ones are good? 0:42:23.920 --> 0:42:24.399 Would you try? 0:42:24.480 --> 0:42:24.719 Nope? 0:42:24.760 --> 0:42:26.719 No, no, no blinking your eyes just to try to 0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:30.600 isolate your cheek bones. Mm hm, keep your lips out. 0:42:34.920 --> 0:42:36.680 If you're just listening, it's not gonna be as fun 0:42:36.680 --> 0:42:37.680 to get YouTube. 0:42:37.719 --> 0:42:42.399 Wait then the next one, put your tongue behind your 0:42:42.520 --> 0:42:44.399 like your lip like that, and little cheek. 0:42:47.400 --> 0:42:51.440 Then then there's another one. This one's not so pretty. 0:42:51.760 --> 0:42:52.560 None of these are pretty. 0:42:52.560 --> 0:43:01.239 Bit I mean those ones are not so bad. I 0:43:01.239 --> 0:43:03.000 feel we're gonna get casted in the next zombie. 0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:04.120 Wait, and then this one too. 0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:10.239 As for your neck, this is really import very important 0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:14.200 because our next were aging faster than ever. Technic is real, bitch, 0:43:14.320 --> 0:43:15.560 look in the mirror, look at your neck. 0:43:15.600 --> 0:43:19.040 What's technic from their phone? So because the radiation is 0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:23.000 going up my neck and you're looking down all the time. Yeah, 0:43:23.040 --> 0:43:26.399 so like you should be holding your phone like this, And. 0:43:26.280 --> 0:43:27.839 It's does she make this shit up? 0:43:27.880 --> 0:43:30.240 Or is it proven she has before and after pictures? 0:43:30.239 --> 0:43:30.479 Bitch? 0:43:30.960 --> 0:43:34.920 Is it? Then it's I think it's helping. We can 0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:36.160 help because I was like, do I need to call 0:43:36.239 --> 0:43:38.520 Roberta or do I need to do face exercises for 0:43:38.600 --> 0:43:40.640 one month? And first and see should I spend two 0:43:40.640 --> 0:43:44.560 thousand dollars or should I do face exercises for one month? 0:43:44.560 --> 0:43:45.200 Maybe should try that. 0:43:45.280 --> 0:43:47.600 I was like, let me start with the pixurels will 0:43:47.640 --> 0:43:48.160 take it from there. 0:43:48.239 --> 0:43:50.560 Yeah, maybe there will be one thousand dollars of Roberta. 0:43:51.360 --> 0:43:53.360 And then the last one there's this one. 0:43:56.560 --> 0:44:05.360 Mm hmm. This stretches out these lines mm hmm mm hmm. Suck. Yeah, 0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:06.520 I could do that too. 0:44:06.920 --> 0:44:08.880 Don't do that in public. Someone's gonna think you're signaling 0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:09.960 from getting a blow drop. 0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:16.600 But I do it on the way. I'm a car ride. Well, 0:44:16.640 --> 0:44:18.920 I was doing it today this morning, and I was like, 0:44:18.920 --> 0:44:20.440 can you not do that? Or when we're in the 0:44:20.440 --> 0:44:24.040 car together, why make her uncomfortable? She's just like, you 0:44:24.080 --> 0:44:25.839 look weird. I was like, fine, when I drop you off, 0:44:25.840 --> 0:44:28.680 I'll get to my fucking face looks weird, Like mind 0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:30.480 your business. You're in the bat shut up with your 0:44:30.480 --> 0:44:35.600 fucking middle finger. We have a horror story. 0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:39.520 Oh wait, I was gonna tell you something. Oh tell me, Oh, this. 0:44:39.440 --> 0:44:41.120 Is not a horse story. This is a horrid tip. 0:44:41.239 --> 0:44:42.840 Oh tell me the hord tip. 0:44:43.360 --> 0:44:44.960 I don't think you heard me at the party. I 0:44:44.960 --> 0:44:46.400 don't think you're sitting at the table. I made an 0:44:46.440 --> 0:44:50.239 announcement new horn tip. David, just write this one down 0:44:50.239 --> 0:44:55.240 to make your man go use. 0:44:55.280 --> 0:44:56.080 Oh you did it. I heard it. 0:44:56.200 --> 0:44:59.920 The mouthwash and then eat your pussy. Spit the mouthwashup, 0:45:00.239 --> 0:45:02.040 but then eat your pussy. It feels all tingly. 0:45:02.120 --> 0:45:04.680 It's nice toothpaste too. 0:45:04.680 --> 0:45:07.239 Maybe I don't think the toothpaste is as powerful. And 0:45:07.280 --> 0:45:10.040 even I have like a mild more or less toxic 0:45:10.760 --> 0:45:13.160 mouthwashed and it still works because one time he burst 0:45:13.160 --> 0:45:15.480 his teeth and then he ate my pussy and it's like, ooh, 0:45:15.520 --> 0:45:16.040 it's that. 0:45:16.560 --> 0:45:18.759 You know what I'm thinking would also be good. It's like, 0:45:18.760 --> 0:45:21.680 what if they just also like did that and then 0:45:21.880 --> 0:45:25.400 drink a really warm cup of something so your mouth 0:45:25.560 --> 0:45:28.799 is like extra warm or cold. I don't know if 0:45:28.800 --> 0:45:30.680 I want cold on my pussy, like I don't want 0:45:30.680 --> 0:45:32.520 ice on my Maybe you should just do all three 0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:34.480 in a sequence, just test it out. 0:45:34.600 --> 0:45:38.480 It's sensation play, but definitely, I'm actually considering getting the 0:45:38.520 --> 0:45:40.480 more toxic mouth washed for special occasion. 0:45:40.520 --> 0:45:45.160 No, we're talking stop, this is organic, this. 0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:48.160 Is this is my pussy. 0:45:48.680 --> 0:45:50.600 No, we're not going care of your pussy. 0:45:50.719 --> 0:45:51.640 He's spitting it out. 0:45:51.719 --> 0:45:52.440 It doesn't matter. 0:45:52.520 --> 0:45:55.000 Those toxics are getting on your pussy lips and maybe 0:45:55.000 --> 0:45:55.880 inside of you. 0:45:55.840 --> 0:45:59.040 If you have flistering trying to get the cod No, no, 0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:02.160 darn me, tell me how it's going your pussy lips 0:46:02.200 --> 0:46:03.280 fall off or get cancer. 0:46:03.680 --> 0:46:06.440 Don't fucking call into good mom's bad choices. 0:46:06.800 --> 0:46:09.239 It's fine, it's a few times a month, don't get 0:46:09.280 --> 0:46:13.960 every day. Just for special occasions, Babe, get the listenerine 0:46:14.040 --> 0:46:20.719 extra strength. It's our anniversary anniversary, babe, Oh my god. 0:46:20.920 --> 0:46:27.120 Okay, so we got a horri from someone special. And 0:46:27.280 --> 0:46:28.960 if you haven't joined our discord yet, make sure you 0:46:29.040 --> 0:46:31.480 join our discord. This is where people are sharing their 0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:33.960 horse stories. It's where we connect with our community. You 0:46:34.000 --> 0:46:36.919 can leave your bad choice of the week, and also 0:46:36.960 --> 0:46:41.040 you get all of our episodes early. So it's ten 0:46:41.080 --> 0:46:42.840 dollars a month, which is really nothing. It's like a 0:46:42.840 --> 0:46:44.239 cup of fucking coffee, and. 0:46:44.200 --> 0:46:46.120 You have a whole community. There's thousands of people over 0:46:46.120 --> 0:46:48.520 there in different cities. You can meet the Erica to 0:46:48.600 --> 0:46:51.520 your Jamila. Yeah, and you'll just already know they're in 0:46:51.560 --> 0:46:54.680 the same type of mindset freedom, bitch yep. 0:46:54.719 --> 0:46:57.760 So make sure you go to patreon dot com slash 0:46:57.760 --> 0:46:59.960 good Mom's Bad Choices or click the link in it's 0:47:00.000 --> 0:47:06.160 episode description, join our discord community and submit your horse stories. Okay, 0:47:06.520 --> 0:47:08.600 I didn't read this, so I'm not sure if it's 0:47:08.600 --> 0:47:10.759 a level ten or a level zero. We'll find out. 0:47:10.840 --> 0:47:14.040 We'll tell you live. Okay. Me and my baby dad 0:47:14.040 --> 0:47:16.520 were on a supposed break for a few months. During 0:47:16.560 --> 0:47:18.719 this time, we weren't living together and had already been 0:47:18.760 --> 0:47:22.400 together for five years, friends for eight. However, I wanted 0:47:22.400 --> 0:47:25.399 to take the time to be on my own and 0:47:26.640 --> 0:47:30.879 to be on my own and why I chose certain 0:47:30.920 --> 0:47:34.120 and to be on to what I wanted to take 0:47:34.640 --> 0:47:37.920 the time to be on my It sounds like she 0:47:38.000 --> 0:47:40.399 was trying to decide why she had chosen certain men 0:47:40.800 --> 0:47:43.960 so in her past and forever and forever and for 0:47:44.000 --> 0:47:48.480 whatever reason, meeting up. She started reaching out to them 0:47:48.560 --> 0:47:53.040 and meeting up for a conversation after not speaking for years. 0:47:53.160 --> 0:47:56.160 Oh like her exit, she was revisiting her past basically 0:47:56.239 --> 0:47:58.640 to see why she had chosen She was auditing her exes. 0:48:00.280 --> 0:48:01.000 So I ended up. 0:48:00.960 --> 0:48:02.920 Meeting with this guy that I had an on again, 0:48:03.800 --> 0:48:07.799 off again relationship for years. We met, had drinks and 0:48:07.840 --> 0:48:10.120 I lightweight, got too drunk to drive, so he drove 0:48:10.160 --> 0:48:11.800 us to his house until I sobered up, which was 0:48:11.800 --> 0:48:15.600 about seven minutes away. We were talking, chilling, and then 0:48:15.640 --> 0:48:18.360 things escalated. We went to the bedroom, started kissing and 0:48:18.400 --> 0:48:20.800 he was getting very handsy and started eating me out. 0:48:21.000 --> 0:48:22.640 So I asked if he had a condom, and he 0:48:22.640 --> 0:48:25.160 said yes, he got one from the drawer and we 0:48:25.160 --> 0:48:28.120 were off from there. During sex, I remembered how bad 0:48:28.160 --> 0:48:33.520 our sex was actually really bad, and now was not 0:48:33.600 --> 0:48:37.640 much of an improvement. Then something felt very different. I stopped, 0:48:37.800 --> 0:48:40.400 looked back and asked and asked him what happened to 0:48:40.480 --> 0:48:42.879 the condom. He froze and told me he took it off. 0:48:43.120 --> 0:48:46.200 Oh fucking dick, this is illegal, by the way. I 0:48:46.280 --> 0:48:48.719 froze for a second and immediately told him that this 0:48:48.840 --> 0:48:50.600 was done and to take me to my car. He 0:48:50.680 --> 0:48:52.840 kept trying to plead with me to have sex with him. 0:48:53.040 --> 0:48:56.120 Long story short, he was still the same manipulative dickhead 0:48:56.160 --> 0:48:58.279 he was before. He ended up driving me to my 0:48:58.360 --> 0:49:00.160 car and tried to kiss me good night, and I 0:49:00.200 --> 0:49:02.160 dodged him and got out of the car, got in mine, 0:49:02.160 --> 0:49:03.920 and opened up my window to let him know he 0:49:03.960 --> 0:49:06.400 was a desperate asshole who acts like he doesn't get pussy. 0:49:06.880 --> 0:49:10.280 Then drove off into my child free night home. Definitely 0:49:10.320 --> 0:49:13.320 don't want to look back into any men from the past, 0:49:13.360 --> 0:49:15.040 and I think this taught me the hard way that 0:49:15.120 --> 0:49:19.440 everything I needed, everything I needed was from me and 0:49:19.480 --> 0:49:23.880 definitely not from them. Oh damn, that's a dark horse story. 0:49:23.960 --> 0:49:25.920 I'm sorry that you had to. 0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:28.240 I also don't ever don't. 0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:32.080 Look back, and I don't take the day after pill 0:49:32.560 --> 0:49:35.080 get tested. You don't know this man the fucking been 0:49:35.160 --> 0:49:35.360 up to. 0:49:35.719 --> 0:49:38.600 Anybody who does that is just like if I. Yeah, 0:49:39.040 --> 0:49:41.640 that's not even going to that. Men are dumb. That's dumb. 0:49:41.719 --> 0:49:42.840 That is illegal. 0:49:44.000 --> 0:49:44.480 Sue him. 0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:46.360 Yeah, what the fuck. 0:49:46.760 --> 0:49:50.840 There's a word for it that Mandy taught us. 0:49:52.160 --> 0:49:53.319 I can't remember what it was called. 0:49:55.360 --> 0:49:56.440 Do you have any horse stories? 0:49:57.640 --> 0:50:02.680 No, No, I don't right now. I know my sex 0:50:02.760 --> 0:50:07.280 life is kind of these days right now, Vanilla. 0:50:06.920 --> 0:50:09.799 Oh, Vanilla, Vanilla. Yeah, well I don't really have a 0:50:09.800 --> 0:50:11.560 horror story. But we did a role play like we 0:50:11.560 --> 0:50:17.480 were in like the mid the mid medieval times. Oh interesting, 0:50:17.880 --> 0:50:21.040 I realized that my Medieval times language needs some more. 0:50:21.440 --> 0:50:23.200 I need to watch like some more House of Dragons 0:50:23.280 --> 0:50:25.640 or whatever. I don't watch enough like period. 0:50:25.920 --> 0:50:31.160 What were you saying, like come some lad come here. 0:50:31.040 --> 0:50:36.440 Comes, bring my concubine, okay, and just making me my concubine. 0:50:36.480 --> 0:50:37.799 I just like that word concubine. 0:50:38.120 --> 0:50:41.759 Come lay in the bed with me. It's concubine, like 0:50:41.840 --> 0:50:44.200 not your part, like he's like your side nugget, or like. 0:50:44.160 --> 0:50:45.960 It's like your servant. 0:50:45.960 --> 0:50:47.720 Ho oh, okay, it's a servant. 0:50:47.719 --> 0:50:47.799 Ho. 0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:50.520 It's like it's a servant. They might serve some teep, 0:50:50.520 --> 0:50:53.239 but mostly they serve some dick. Or is a concubine 0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:53.759 only a woman? 0:50:53.760 --> 0:50:55.400 I don't know, because there was a guy in my 0:50:55.480 --> 0:50:59.560 school that called his partner his concubine, and I like, 0:50:59.680 --> 0:51:01.440 that's he kept calling her that? 0:51:01.520 --> 0:51:04.319 Wait wait wait, like in school someone was calling that. 0:51:05.760 --> 0:51:08.440 In high school. No, like, no, this it's so in 0:51:08.480 --> 0:51:11.640 the program that I was, Oh, he was calling his 0:51:11.800 --> 0:51:12.960 partner in the program. 0:51:12.719 --> 0:51:13.560 That we were in together. 0:51:14.160 --> 0:51:14.799 Was that weird guy? 0:51:14.840 --> 0:51:17.879 M hmm, okay, I know exactly what you're talking about. 0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:20.719 I don't think that that, And so I was I 0:51:20.800 --> 0:51:22.400 just kind of thought like maybe it just meant like 0:51:22.440 --> 0:51:24.719 they aren't in a committed relationship and this was like 0:51:24.760 --> 0:51:27.400 a fancy word for saying like you know, they're like open. 0:51:28.360 --> 0:51:30.239 No, I think it. I think it's I think it 0:51:30.239 --> 0:51:32.400 maybe like a sub dom situation. 0:51:32.520 --> 0:51:34.120 Yeah, like he's the dominant, she's the same. 0:51:34.239 --> 0:51:36.560 Yeah, that's what it sounds like. That's the word that 0:51:36.600 --> 0:51:39.680 they came up with. But yeah, concubine is like a 0:51:39.840 --> 0:51:40.520 sex slave. 0:51:40.600 --> 0:51:45.800 I think. Just look at Pita pizza. 0:51:45.840 --> 0:51:52.239 Come to my contest. Fetch the tray of cronut cronus. 0:51:52.600 --> 0:51:57.800 Why would they have cronuts? Fetch my cronus, my cronus, 0:51:57.880 --> 0:52:02.200 My my, my teens and my crump we call trumpet trumpets, trumpets, 0:52:02.280 --> 0:52:03.560 my crumpets in my teeth. 0:52:03.800 --> 0:52:07.520 Oh my god, concubine, I don't even sell that conk. 0:52:07.960 --> 0:52:09.760 Put that mint in your mouth. 0:52:11.719 --> 0:52:14.920 Putting the mint, bringing the mint leaves, bring them it 0:52:15.000 --> 0:52:20.359 leaves to my quarters, and bring concubine number seven, now, 0:52:20.440 --> 0:52:22.400 please me with your oral mouth. 0:52:25.320 --> 0:52:29.320 A concubine is a woman who cohabits cohabits with a man, 0:52:29.760 --> 0:52:32.840 often in a long term sexual relationship, without being legally 0:52:32.880 --> 0:52:35.920 married to him, typically holding a lower social status than 0:52:35.960 --> 0:52:36.279 a wife. 0:52:36.280 --> 0:52:38.080 Oh it's a side ho Yeah, that's what I thought. 0:52:38.239 --> 0:52:40.759 Oh a side bitch. Well it's not even a side 0:52:40.760 --> 0:52:42.160 bitch because you don't have a main, bitch. He doesn't 0:52:42.160 --> 0:52:42.680 have to have a main. 0:52:42.920 --> 0:52:45.480 Orlando, is this your concubine? 0:52:46.360 --> 0:52:49.920 Orlando, Baby, let's go. Let's go get a concubine. Tonight. 0:52:50.080 --> 0:52:52.400 Tonight we're going to We're going to the brothel, and 0:52:52.400 --> 0:52:55.000 you can pick out whatever full concubines that you'd love, 0:52:56.160 --> 0:53:00.000 only on the weekends twice twice twice. The Midsummer babe 0:53:00.120 --> 0:53:06.879 must have hair of fire, crotch a fire hair fire gather, 0:53:07.000 --> 0:53:10.040 gather your back and shin as silky as the moonlight. 0:53:10.640 --> 0:53:15.720 On the dof fourth day of winter. Draw my candles 0:53:15.760 --> 0:53:21.719 in my bath. See it's kind of fun that went out. 0:53:22.280 --> 0:53:24.440 Especially if you make yourself like the king or the queen, 0:53:24.880 --> 0:53:26.680 you wouldn't make it. I mean, I could be the concubine. 0:53:26.680 --> 0:53:27.839 It depends what kind of thing you're into. 0:53:28.400 --> 0:53:30.320 Well, let's see it. A male concubine is there is 0:53:30.360 --> 0:53:33.080 there a word. There's the difference between male and females 0:53:33.080 --> 0:53:33.600 and the same ship. 0:53:33.680 --> 0:53:41.080 A male concubine is concubinius, my concubinus. Concubinists. Cover your 0:53:41.160 --> 0:53:45.560 things and behead him. He did not use the mint leaves. 0:53:46.160 --> 0:53:51.000 Behead my concubinus. You have been what is it called? 0:53:51.120 --> 0:53:52.080 You like? Go somewhere far? 0:53:53.160 --> 0:53:54.799 How do you like? How do you then? 0:53:54.880 --> 0:53:57.160 Actually, when you're in the act, like you don't really know, 0:53:57.840 --> 0:54:02.960 Henry dof make my my feathers ruffle into the not 0:54:03.880 --> 0:54:05.160 give me your second bond. 0:54:06.239 --> 0:54:07.759 I'm both the first son of the king. 0:54:08.200 --> 0:54:10.960 Yes, yep, yeah, yeah, ejaculate in me. 0:54:14.520 --> 0:54:15.920 I don't know if they had that word yet. 0:54:16.600 --> 0:54:19.719 Release doth, my doth is really important. 0:54:20.760 --> 0:54:26.040 Release your elixa, release dot sacred elixa inside of my 0:54:26.200 --> 0:54:34.520 sacred end. You shall be king after this. I'm gonna 0:54:34.520 --> 0:54:37.160 I'm gonna watch some more Medieval Times just for this inspiration. 0:54:37.400 --> 0:54:38.919 Maybe there's some Medieval Times porn. 0:54:39.239 --> 0:54:41.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure there is. H I mean 0:54:41.200 --> 0:54:41.680 there's everything. 0:54:41.760 --> 0:54:43.960 Yeah, there's the whole you know, role play. 0:54:43.800 --> 0:54:45.920 And not the role play with you know people, the reenactments. 0:54:45.920 --> 0:54:49.040 I'm sure those reenactments also have sex parties after right, 0:54:49.239 --> 0:54:49.719 they have to. 0:54:49.960 --> 0:54:51.839 That's I guess that's basically why we have a bunch 0:54:51.880 --> 0:54:54.640 of we've had We've gone to costume party sex parties. 0:54:54.920 --> 0:54:57.879 But like those people that do reenactment like situations where 0:54:57.880 --> 0:55:01.759 the actually no, like they have like full on like 0:55:01.920 --> 0:55:03.960 they go to the fields and they reenact war time. 0:55:04.000 --> 0:55:05.680 Oh yeah, don't we have a friend who used to 0:55:05.719 --> 0:55:05.920 do that. 0:55:06.520 --> 0:55:08.120 Like they even have like a whole festival like that. 0:55:08.160 --> 0:55:09.960 What is that reenacting festival when they all dress. 0:55:09.760 --> 0:55:10.720 Up like maybe Evil Times. 0:55:11.000 --> 0:55:13.680 It's called something else, I know, a fairy night's dream. 0:55:13.719 --> 0:55:14.520 I don't fucking know. 0:55:14.680 --> 0:55:15.879 You know, I don't think it was a good time 0:55:15.920 --> 0:55:18.359 for our people. I got to do more research. Wait, 0:55:18.440 --> 0:55:18.879 I don't know. 0:55:19.719 --> 0:55:22.520 I think we're on the way here. We've always been here. 0:55:22.600 --> 0:55:27.360 Write I'm following. I'm following a page that's all about 0:55:27.400 --> 0:55:30.800 like indigenous black Europeans, and it's like, the truth is, 0:55:30.840 --> 0:55:31.680 black people. 0:55:31.600 --> 0:55:32.960 Are worldwide everywhere. 0:55:33.000 --> 0:55:36.320 Maybe before slavery, before we didn't all just be in Africa. 0:55:36.560 --> 0:55:39.960 Yeah, but I meant the ones that were on the way. 0:55:40.560 --> 0:55:45.520 Oh my goodness, would you like to pick a tarot card? 0:55:45.920 --> 0:55:50.160 I shall I shall? My dear, my dea concubine, You're 0:55:50.200 --> 0:55:56.200 my concubine. Orlando's my husband, and you udo my concubine. 0:55:58.160 --> 0:56:00.680 I thought it was your wife. 0:56:01.560 --> 0:56:02.399 You fucked up. 0:56:02.960 --> 0:56:03.760 I've been demoted. 0:56:04.640 --> 0:56:17.440 I've been demoted to concubine. Dumb. Oh okay, Oh, this 0:56:17.480 --> 0:56:18.799 looks like she's been concubined. 0:56:19.520 --> 0:56:25.040 Concubine the Eight of the Swords, The Eight of Swords? 0:56:25.080 --> 0:56:26.520 Shall I read it in this accent? 0:56:26.600 --> 0:56:32.360 You shall, concubine? Have we have come across the words 0:56:33.040 --> 0:56:36.560 of the ethers, the Italio cards and the witch lady? 0:56:36.760 --> 0:56:39.879 My concubine Attica the third will read it. 0:56:39.760 --> 0:56:44.840 To us okay, Well, here it is upright negative thoughts, 0:56:45.120 --> 0:56:51.160 self imposed restriction, imprisonment, victim mentality. Native Swords reveals that 0:56:51.200 --> 0:56:54.160 you feel trapped and restricted by your circumstances. You believe 0:56:54.160 --> 0:56:56.840 your options are limited with no clear path out. You 0:56:56.920 --> 0:56:59.880 might be in an unfulfilling job, an abusive relationship, is 0:57:00.040 --> 0:57:02.600 significant amount of debt, or a situation way out of 0:57:02.600 --> 0:57:06.040 alignment with your inner being. You are now trapped between 0:57:06.040 --> 0:57:09.080 a rock rock rock in a hard place with no 0:57:09.160 --> 0:57:12.400 resolution available. However, take note that the woman in the 0:57:12.440 --> 0:57:15.600 card is not entirely prison imprisoned by the aight of 0:57:15.680 --> 0:57:19.200 swords around her, and if she wanted to escape, she could. 0:57:19.640 --> 0:57:22.800 She merely needs to remove the blindfold and free herself 0:57:22.840 --> 0:57:25.800 from the imposed bindings that hold her back. When the 0:57:25.800 --> 0:57:27.880 Eight of Swords appears in a terror reading, it comes 0:57:27.920 --> 0:57:30.440 from a warning that your thoughts and beliefs are no 0:57:30.520 --> 0:57:35.040 longer serving you. You may be overthinking things, creating negative patterns, 0:57:35.280 --> 0:57:39.400 or limiting yourself by only considering the worst case scenario. 0:57:40.080 --> 0:57:43.320 The more you think about the situation, the more you 0:57:43.360 --> 0:57:47.600 feel stuck and without any options. Concubine, the Eight of 0:57:47.640 --> 0:57:49.720 Swords assures you that there is a way out of 0:57:49.760 --> 0:57:53.040 your current predicament. You just need a new perspective. You 0:57:53.160 --> 0:57:55.880 already have the resources you need, but it is up 0:57:55.920 --> 0:57:58.960 to you to use those resources in ways that serve you. 0:58:00.080 --> 0:58:02.440 I think we shall always read the tarot in this 0:58:02.560 --> 0:58:08.120 voice because it seems rather appropriate, more magical much add 0:58:08.200 --> 0:58:12.920 some magical music here, please, maybe we'll listen more. If 0:58:12.920 --> 0:58:15.560 we talk like this doing taro, does it seem more magical? 0:58:16.240 --> 0:58:17.440 Because it does, do we. 0:58:17.440 --> 0:58:20.880 Seem smarter, smarter, smarter. I always felt like people that 0:58:21.000 --> 0:58:23.400 speak an English accent just sound a little smart, smarter. 0:58:23.920 --> 0:58:29.240 Talking speaking of abusive relationships, I was wondering if we 0:58:29.280 --> 0:58:31.840 are in an abusive relationship with each other because we 0:58:31.880 --> 0:58:33.680 have to go to therapy to talk about our problems. 0:58:33.880 --> 0:58:37.360 We were joking outside of therapy because we're like, wow, 0:58:37.520 --> 0:58:39.920 we have to we can tell everyone can do everything 0:58:39.920 --> 0:58:41.840 else on our own, but we have to pay someone 0:58:41.920 --> 0:58:43.840 to make us talk to each other feelings. 0:58:44.360 --> 0:58:45.560 So we're like, yeah, I was gonna pay the big 0:58:45.560 --> 0:58:48.240 bucks that we could talk right to each other, and 0:58:48.320 --> 0:58:52.080 we're gonna just give our money away. But everybody else, well, 0:58:52.200 --> 0:58:53.920 we'll tell you what to do. At least we're paying 0:58:53.920 --> 0:58:55.480 a black woman at least we don't playing a black 0:58:55.480 --> 0:58:58.080 woman doesn't feel it feels like I'm paying my auntie too. 0:59:01.040 --> 0:59:03.120 Is that our music of the medieval times? 0:59:05.320 --> 0:59:08.560 Where you just come from Lord? 0:59:08.800 --> 0:59:09.240 That Lord? 0:59:09.360 --> 0:59:09.800 Is that you? 0:59:11.440 --> 0:59:11.880 That Lord? 0:59:12.080 --> 0:59:12.760 That was weird? 0:59:13.080 --> 0:59:13.560 What is that? 0:59:13.600 --> 0:59:14.080 I don't know. 0:59:15.440 --> 0:59:18.120 I don't know. It just closed the website and it 0:59:18.200 --> 0:59:21.160 was the Tarot website. They have music now, they have AI. 0:59:21.280 --> 0:59:23.120 They said they want this background music. 0:59:23.400 --> 0:59:25.040 Her phones are listening. I mean they know they are, 0:59:25.080 --> 0:59:27.080 but right, they just cued the music for us. What 0:59:27.200 --> 0:59:32.160 the fuck? Okay, okayd Tara, we heard you got it? Yeah. 0:59:32.240 --> 0:59:33.800 It was like, oh my god, maybe we're an abusive 0:59:33.840 --> 0:59:36.440 relationship because we're not saying the thing. And then I 0:59:36.480 --> 0:59:38.480 was like, really abusing each other. And then I was like, 0:59:38.720 --> 0:59:42.760 we don't think about emotional abuse and friendships because we 0:59:42.800 --> 0:59:48.160 only think about the abuse in like parental or romantic relationships. 0:59:48.800 --> 0:59:50.960 But anyway, I think I should talk like this for 0:59:51.000 --> 0:59:55.160 the rest of the day, because why not. Okay, well, 0:59:55.400 --> 0:59:57.720 one cup of tea please, three honey squeezes. 0:59:57.920 --> 1:00:00.200 I feel as though if you do talk like this, 1:00:00.280 --> 1:00:02.640 by the time you get to the bedroom tonight, you'll 1:00:02.680 --> 1:00:04.640 be primed and ready well versed. 1:00:05.800 --> 1:00:11.919 Orlando, come to my quarters, please, my concubiness a concubinis. Yeah, 1:00:12.400 --> 1:00:14.640 try that tonight. Tell me how it goes, especially if 1:00:14.640 --> 1:00:16.800 you have a man who likes those type of movies. 1:00:17.000 --> 1:00:19.480 You can even put like some fairy tale characters in there, 1:00:19.560 --> 1:00:22.240 like setch my dragon, We're going to the East Shore. 1:00:26.520 --> 1:00:28.000 Yeah, I like that. 1:00:29.960 --> 1:00:32.080 You could be a werewolf or a witch doctor. 1:00:32.600 --> 1:00:34.960 A werewolf? Oh I would. I think I'd like to 1:00:34.960 --> 1:00:37.320 be sucked by a werewolf, I know, and I mean 1:00:37.360 --> 1:00:39.520 as another werewolf, not like as a human. I kind 1:00:39.560 --> 1:00:40.520 of that would bestiality. 1:00:40.640 --> 1:00:43.760 I want a werewolf is half human half man. 1:00:44.280 --> 1:00:47.040 I think I thought I turn into another but they 1:00:47.040 --> 1:00:48.520 turn into the werewolf. 1:00:48.160 --> 1:00:50.520 But then they in the day they are human. 1:00:50.800 --> 1:00:51.080 I know. 1:00:51.120 --> 1:00:53.040 But okay, I was having a vision of a c 1:00:53.160 --> 1:00:55.960 of a beast fucking me as a beast. I just 1:00:56.000 --> 1:00:56.720 want to be clear. 1:00:58.640 --> 1:00:59.240 Other beast. 1:01:00.960 --> 1:01:04.320 No, there'll be no crossing a species. I want to 1:01:04.360 --> 1:01:06.680 be a vampire. I also want to be fucked by 1:01:06.680 --> 1:01:09.440 a vampire and then turn into a vampire because I 1:01:09.480 --> 1:01:12.360 watched the new Interview with the Vampire and it was 1:01:12.480 --> 1:01:14.720 very gay. It's like a gay dramedy. Okay, one more 1:01:14.760 --> 1:01:18.880 thing before we go. Another very important TV contribution. If 1:01:18.920 --> 1:01:22.000 you haven't watched this, I know I'm late. Fucking ninety 1:01:22.040 --> 1:01:25.720 day Fiance is the best TV I've ever seen in 1:01:25.760 --> 1:01:26.320 my life. 1:01:26.440 --> 1:01:27.080 I've seen it before. 1:01:27.160 --> 1:01:28.960 Are you watching old episodes? I don't know what I've 1:01:29.160 --> 1:01:31.240 season eight. There's this black guy. 1:01:31.320 --> 1:01:33.920 You gotta be on season four hundred by now, like 1:01:33.920 --> 1:01:34.919 it's been on for a long time. 1:01:35.000 --> 1:01:37.040 I mean, it's gold TV. Like I wish that we 1:01:37.120 --> 1:01:37.760 thought of that show. 1:01:37.800 --> 1:01:40.680 It's so good. It's got to be sad. 1:01:41.080 --> 1:01:44.240 It's really sad. Actually, you know what I really noticed, 1:01:44.360 --> 1:01:46.640 Like my biggest observation. I like to watch love shows 1:01:46.640 --> 1:01:48.320 because then I see how desperate people are for love 1:01:48.360 --> 1:01:49.960 and like how kind of sad it is. A lot 1:01:49.960 --> 1:01:51.840 of these people are not even dumb people. They're just 1:01:51.880 --> 1:01:56.320 like people from small towns that are like they have 1:01:56.360 --> 1:01:58.760 everything else they want love. But I also see how 1:01:58.840 --> 1:02:02.360 like a mayor, kids are and we're so entitled. Like 1:02:02.400 --> 1:02:05.960 there's so many niggas men, white men who went and 1:02:06.000 --> 1:02:10.480 got like Russian, Ukrainian Filipino wives and then they bring 1:02:10.520 --> 1:02:13.160 them back to like very rural places of the United 1:02:13.160 --> 1:02:15.640 States because why because you don't have any friends. This 1:02:15.680 --> 1:02:20.360 is why you were bro. And they're like, okay, you're 1:02:20.400 --> 1:02:22.560 here now and I have to go to work. And 1:02:22.800 --> 1:02:24.880 it was like there's fucking Ukrainian girls in like the 1:02:24.880 --> 1:02:26.880 middle of the forest on the farm and they're like 1:02:27.920 --> 1:02:32.040 it's very traumatic, and I was just like, what fucking 1:02:32.240 --> 1:02:34.480 like assholes Americans are that we think we should just 1:02:34.600 --> 1:02:38.880 like purchase and bring including love like you cannot force love. 1:02:39.200 --> 1:02:42.120 There's this one guy and both of them are complicit. 1:02:41.960 --> 1:02:43.840 Both of complicit. And then I'm also was thinking, like 1:02:43.880 --> 1:02:48.600 the Ukrainian Russian bitches are hardcore. I'm like, black women. 1:02:48.320 --> 1:02:49.840 Get to I mean, I can see why they would 1:02:49.840 --> 1:02:51.080 want to get out there. They're kind of in a 1:02:51.080 --> 1:02:53.040 war torn country. They're like anything's better than But. 1:02:53.040 --> 1:02:54.919 Then but then they they're like I hate and they're 1:02:54.960 --> 1:03:00.200 like trying to go from medieval to Russian very difficult, right, Yeah, 1:03:01.160 --> 1:03:02.760 And it's like me, I don't want to go to 1:03:02.800 --> 1:03:04.800 the farm. I don't like it here. I want the 1:03:04.920 --> 1:03:07.120 new Rug. I want the new Rug and I don't 1:03:07.200 --> 1:03:09.480 like it. I know my country is poor, but I 1:03:09.520 --> 1:03:13.280 do not like New Orleans. It smells of peace. It's 1:03:13.360 --> 1:03:16.720 so crazy. Then there's a guy named Tarik, a black 1:03:16.760 --> 1:03:21.360 eye from Virginia Beach and Tarik is a rapper. 1:03:21.640 --> 1:03:22.280 Oh my god, I. 1:03:22.280 --> 1:03:23.760 Think I have it in my phone because I had 1:03:23.800 --> 1:03:26.040 to videotape it. Oh man, and he has a chain 1:03:26.120 --> 1:03:28.520 that says so like that's what his main job is. No, 1:03:28.680 --> 1:03:30.880 I can't. He's forty nine years old. That is not 1:03:30.920 --> 1:03:32.360 his main job. But he's still in the stew I 1:03:32.360 --> 1:03:34.200 don't know if he thought that this was going to like, 1:03:34.640 --> 1:03:35.000 if he. 1:03:34.960 --> 1:03:36.880 Did this, oh, then he was gonna like take off. 1:03:36.960 --> 1:03:39.320 I think so. But then he like gets this poor 1:03:39.320 --> 1:03:42.640 Filipino woman down here, and like the truth is she's 1:03:42.680 --> 1:03:45.640 a fucking lesbian, and he's like very off put by her, 1:03:45.680 --> 1:03:47.600 really just wanting to be a lesbian. Oh my god, 1:03:47.600 --> 1:03:49.880 I guys, ready, Oh my god, this is really important. 1:03:49.920 --> 1:03:55.880 Wait wait, face towards me. Wait wait she's wait she's 1:03:55.920 --> 1:03:57.200 a lesbian. Wait wait wait. 1:03:57.240 --> 1:03:57.720 I did so. 1:03:57.680 --> 1:04:01.800 Many I had the best time I was home alone. 1:04:01.840 --> 1:04:03.280 I was like Orlando was a sleep at was like one 1:04:03.280 --> 1:04:06.760 o'clock in the morning. I was in the living room hollering, 1:04:07.640 --> 1:04:11.040 like crying, laughing. It's really prime TV. Oh my god, 1:04:11.040 --> 1:04:14.320 I better have this fucking clip because it's basically the 1:04:14.360 --> 1:04:15.200 best thing I've ever seen. 1:04:15.200 --> 1:04:24.320 Oh, here we go, here we go. He got a cue. 1:04:24.560 --> 1:04:28.840 He's not bad looking. Damn, I didn't get his wraps 1:04:28.840 --> 1:04:32.040 good enough anyway. Wait then there's another. Oh my god, 1:04:32.200 --> 1:04:33.000 there's another clue. 1:04:33.040 --> 1:04:35.080 See why she got confused. 1:04:35.280 --> 1:04:36.040 There's another clip. 1:04:37.480 --> 1:04:39.840 The reconminded got me if I was in Ukraine as well. 1:04:45.600 --> 1:04:47.440 The sights, the sounds. 1:04:48.200 --> 1:04:49.720 He's a deep king. 1:04:53.480 --> 1:04:55.800 He got a sword from Thailand and he was he 1:04:55.880 --> 1:04:57.960 was like playing with it and then he's like cutting 1:04:57.960 --> 1:04:59.960 the zucchini with with the sword in the kitchen. 1:05:00.040 --> 1:05:02.080 It's very sad. Actually it's a good man. 1:05:02.280 --> 1:05:04.000 He is a good man. A lot of the people 1:05:04.040 --> 1:05:07.040 are good people. They just are lonely and then it 1:05:07.080 --> 1:05:09.400 makes them get got. There's this white lady. She is 1:05:09.800 --> 1:05:12.280 a skin queen like she made a lot of money. 1:05:12.280 --> 1:05:15.720 She's never been married, like an esthetician. She's like medical 1:05:15.840 --> 1:05:18.320 medical Spashia. She owns to medical spas and I don't 1:05:18.320 --> 1:05:21.160 know East bumble fuck Michigan or some shit. And she 1:05:21.360 --> 1:05:26.160 has gotten her a twenty four year old belligian king. Okay, 1:05:26.200 --> 1:05:28.439 And I'm like, come on now, bitch, like come on. 1:05:28.680 --> 1:05:30.480 This is the thing that she is cute. 1:05:30.800 --> 1:05:32.280 She's she's cute. 1:05:32.400 --> 1:05:34.439 For a forty nine year old white lady who lives 1:05:34.440 --> 1:05:36.680 in Michigan. But do you think this twenty four year 1:05:36.680 --> 1:05:39.440 old Bellisian man really wants to be with you? Like 1:05:39.840 --> 1:05:42.760 I just I really urge people to use common sense. 1:05:42.760 --> 1:05:44.920 And I know we've said this before about like and 1:05:44.960 --> 1:05:46.720 I know love can be found in all shapes and 1:05:46.760 --> 1:05:48.880 forms and fashions. And I know this sounds shallow. 1:05:49.200 --> 1:05:52.760 However, he does love her, loves what she can provide 1:05:52.760 --> 1:05:55.560 for him, and he can learn to love her. I 1:05:55.560 --> 1:05:56.520 don't think there's any learning. 1:05:56.520 --> 1:05:58.040 I think they're gonna get the green card and be out, 1:05:58.080 --> 1:05:59.640 and I'm going to tell you what happens at the end. 1:06:00.120 --> 1:06:05.160 Committed to seeing all these storylines through because it's fucking well. 1:06:05.280 --> 1:06:07.200 You think about like male older order brides from back 1:06:07.200 --> 1:06:10.480 in the day, I mean before having Instagram, really like 1:06:10.560 --> 1:06:13.680 email they used to literally it was literally male order, 1:06:13.800 --> 1:06:15.760 Like they would send pictures in the mail and you 1:06:15.760 --> 1:06:17.920 would choose your bride and then they would send them 1:06:17.960 --> 1:06:19.800 to you. Like that's how it was. 1:06:20.120 --> 1:06:22.040 If you need love that bad. 1:06:22.320 --> 1:06:26.040 There's a man in Florida right now with his Filipinos 1:06:27.680 --> 1:06:29.920 one and sometimes it works when they're married and they 1:06:29.960 --> 1:06:31.440 have a full kid five kids. 1:06:31.560 --> 1:06:33.600 I think the women are less likely to dip. I 1:06:33.640 --> 1:06:35.800 mean the Ukrainian she looks like she was like Kim 1:06:35.840 --> 1:06:38.640 Kardashian does not live here. I was like, no, bitch, 1:06:38.960 --> 1:06:40.920 m she does not live in the bayou? Is that 1:06:40.920 --> 1:06:41.720 why you cat. 1:06:43.880 --> 1:06:44.000 Is? 1:06:44.120 --> 1:06:46.439 It's kind of sad, And then like the people are 1:06:46.480 --> 1:06:49.360 like offended, like you don't like my mama, this is 1:06:49.400 --> 1:06:51.400 the this is we live. She's like, this is a. 1:06:51.320 --> 1:06:54.800 Swamp and a trailer parks. That's all I mean. I've seen, 1:06:55.160 --> 1:06:58.520 I've seen and there's always a character like that that 1:06:58.840 --> 1:07:03.560 she's like bougie but from a nothing, but came and shessed. 1:07:03.960 --> 1:07:05.600 She thought she was gonna live like Kim Kardashians. 1:07:05.640 --> 1:07:07.760 She did, and now she's in the bayou and she's 1:07:07.800 --> 1:07:09.640 like it smells like piss. I'm like, yeah, because you're 1:07:09.640 --> 1:07:12.920 on Bourbon Street girl, baby, I know. It's like trauma 1:07:12.960 --> 1:07:15.800 all across. They have to get lawsuits after this because 1:07:15.840 --> 1:07:18.560 it's insane. Anyway, it's the new joy of my life. 1:07:18.920 --> 1:07:21.600 And it's also like a natural anti depressant. So if 1:07:21.600 --> 1:07:25.640 anyone's feeling sad, just turn on Season eight ninety Day 1:07:25.640 --> 1:07:27.240 Fiance and it gets real good. 1:07:27.480 --> 1:07:31.640 Okay, I'll keep that in mind in my toolbox of sadness. 1:07:31.640 --> 1:07:33.480 I tried to watch it Orlanda watch it, and he 1:07:33.600 --> 1:07:34.680 was so annoyed with me. 1:07:34.960 --> 1:07:38.880 I don't want to watch this, you know, think it's funny. 1:07:41.280 --> 1:07:44.240 Anyway, I think that's enough for today. 1:07:46.040 --> 1:07:49.120 Well, you guys, we love you, and we love you 1:07:49.160 --> 1:07:50.640 so much that we want to see you in person. 1:07:50.880 --> 1:07:53.880 So I want to invite you to join us this 1:07:53.960 --> 1:07:56.600 summer at the Good Vibe Retreat in Costa Rica. You 1:07:56.640 --> 1:07:59.600 have a few more spots left. We're selling out. Stop waiting, 1:07:59.720 --> 1:08:03.840 put deposit down and bring that ass. Come a mess 1:08:04.080 --> 1:08:04.800 in Costa Rica. 1:08:05.000 --> 1:08:08.880 Heal, Come unlock your wild woman, come link up with 1:08:08.920 --> 1:08:13.480 some other wild women, have fun. We heal through the fun. 1:08:14.000 --> 1:08:16.680 So it's not all this heavy shit. I mean, there 1:08:16.680 --> 1:08:18.200 won't be some heavy ship. There may be some crying, 1:08:18.240 --> 1:08:20.360 but like tears of joy and tears of release, but 1:08:20.439 --> 1:08:23.360 also just other women doing the same shit and a 1:08:23.400 --> 1:08:26.800 break for you to just take a deep exhale, because 1:08:26.840 --> 1:08:30.479 Lord knows times are strange and it's a must, and 1:08:30.840 --> 1:08:32.720 because we love you. I mean, you really want you 1:08:32.760 --> 1:08:35.000 to prioritize yourself and not make any fucking excuses like 1:08:35.040 --> 1:08:36.639 you just did in your head when we said to come. Yeah, 1:08:36.680 --> 1:08:39.880 we're gonna give you a discount, So stop making excuses. 1:08:39.880 --> 1:08:43.679 We say this every episode because every year we change lives, 1:08:44.320 --> 1:08:47.400 not you change your lives by just coming. And every 1:08:47.479 --> 1:08:50.960 year shit changes, so you don't need to make excuses 1:08:50.960 --> 1:08:51.479 for yourself. 1:08:51.960 --> 1:08:54.400 What is the code restoration? 1:08:54.760 --> 1:08:55.559 Because you need it? 1:08:55.760 --> 1:09:00.640 Do you don't expell that? I E STO R A 1:09:01.160 --> 1:09:03.080 T I O N restoration. 1:09:04.080 --> 1:09:08.439 Thank you, Aequila, and you know where to find us. 1:09:08.439 --> 1:09:11.200 Follow the good Vibe treat to see the vibes, follow 1:09:11.240 --> 1:09:14.000 good Mom's bad choices. Please rate and review this episode, 1:09:14.080 --> 1:09:17.960 Subscribe and like, Subscribe and download. If you don't download, 1:09:18.000 --> 1:09:22.040 we getting no kickback, So download the episode. Write us 1:09:22.040 --> 1:09:23.840 to tell us your hories and to tell us help 1:09:23.840 --> 1:09:26.080 you the full yard and that you love us, and 1:09:26.120 --> 1:09:27.360 we'll see next week light. 1:09:28.160 --> 1:09:31.800 Please Yeah, I'm gonna have been so good? Can't you tell? 1:09:32.040 --> 1:09:34.160 I went through a drought? That's until I find out 1:09:34.160 --> 1:09:36.200 well may not have been known Earth that used to 1:09:36.240 --> 1:09:39.000 be broken tail now got the blues. Dancer might Beyonce 1:09:39.240 --> 1:09:42.400 Jasell throat shot on pop and it's cow wearing our voices. 1:09:42.520 --> 1:09:44.200 Patriarchy kept it in the box. 1:09:44.240 --> 1:09:44.840 To exploit this. 1:09:45.160 --> 1:09:47.599 Women put the P and powers. So what's pointing if 1:09:47.640 --> 1:09:50.280 they want me to be good? So I made bad choices. 1:09:50.400 --> 1:09:50.960 Bad mom. 1:09:51.080 --> 1:09:53.760 Not a bad mom, but a bad mom. Gitter's in on. 1:09:53.920 --> 1:09:56.960 Put cannabus in their bath, bomb walked in bosses cap 1:09:56.960 --> 1:09:59.320 and I blew his cap ball tip dog. Now I'm 1:09:59.320 --> 1:10:02.120 a mute to cat called Herbie in the waisted straight 1:10:02.200 --> 1:10:03.400 to what like a dollar sign? 1:10:03.479 --> 1:10:03.639 Mother? 1:10:03.760 --> 1:10:06.120 Rent the lover? When so with it like a water summary, 1:10:06.200 --> 1:10:08.840 you ren the winter essential will when the summertime? I 1:10:08.960 --> 1:10:10.840 do what all ain't no one that needs to run 1:10:10.840 --> 1:10:11.120 it by