Speaker 1: Once upon a time there was a good old traditional housewife.
Speaker 2: She couldn't She cleaned and cared for her children and
Speaker 2: the man of the house, and of course she didn't
Speaker 2: talk back. She was both obedient and soft by nature.
Speaker 1: She was a good woman who always made good choices.
Speaker 2: Shit, we're good mom's bad choices.
Speaker 3: Who's single mom?
Speaker 2: Who said? Fuck? The patriarchy shared all their bad choices.
Speaker 4: And sound out they were so bad.
Speaker 3: After all, we're experts, overshares and your new besties.
Speaker 2: Sit back and enjoy the ride.
Speaker 3: I can welcome back to good Mom's bad choices. I'm
Speaker 3: Erica and I'm Janila.
Speaker 2: Hi Jamila, Hi Erica.
Speaker 3: Why are you laughing? I mean, like, that's not my name.
Speaker 3: It is so funny, bitch, where's the joke. It's like
Speaker 3: cookie one. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like he started using Jamila like one and
Speaker 2: two days ago.
Speaker 3: One hundred and twenty two. I did it like two times.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: It's what I've like every like seven months.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to introduce yourself by your government.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 3: Decide to remind the people that my name is actually Jamila.
Speaker 2: That is your name.
Speaker 3: First of all, bitch, First of all, you know, we
Speaker 3: live in La and slash Costa Rica, and bitches be
Speaker 3: giving themselves new names all the time.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, but this is your real name, so exactly,
Speaker 2: So what's the big deal? I know it's not.
Speaker 3: Did you know before we started good Moms, I didn't
Speaker 3: really use Mela. That was my first my mom, because
Speaker 3: you probably got tired of people calling you Jamila. I did,
Speaker 3: and I was like, this is a good time to
Speaker 3: try something, to try my to try something new. So
Speaker 3: I mean, but you could rename me something else like
Speaker 3: s Yeah.
Speaker 2: We had a bitch name Stardust the other day. Oh
Speaker 2: we did, right, Yeah, started us didn't butter. Her name
Speaker 2: was stardusted Butter.
Speaker 3: Now it wasn't butter or something else, butter, bitch.
Speaker 2: I ever forget her name was Butter.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'm kind of like, why haven't
Speaker 3: we given ourselves new names? The only name I gave
Speaker 3: myself is the one that is already rooted in my
Speaker 3: own name. And now I'm like, I have like, jam
Speaker 3: I've done that, Mela, I've done that, Jamila.
Speaker 2: I mean we have names that in Costa Rica, what
Speaker 2: we you know, the names we name when we go
Speaker 2: around the table and we do our exotic that still has.
Speaker 3: Your name on it, where you could be called magical,
Speaker 3: machic mechica because I say the Spanish magica mika.
Speaker 2: See see, I've never been I've never been good at
Speaker 2: coming up with new names for myself. People ask me,
Speaker 2: what's your stripper name? What's is just I'm like.
Speaker 3: Florentina, Florentina, fucking geriatric stripper. I always wanted to be
Speaker 3: a food, like peaches or like cookie when I was little,
Speaker 3: but I would like, back in the day, it's Cherry.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to the club and tell people my
Speaker 3: name is Peaches, and then I would forget every time.
Speaker 3: I don't know how bitches get new names and they
Speaker 3: stick with them.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be Cherry. I was just talking to.
Speaker 3: Someone and he's like, oh, yeah, she she doesn't go
Speaker 3: buy that anymore. Her name is this already it's somebody
Speaker 3: that we met in Costa Rica. And then recently he's like, oh, actually,
Speaker 3: she's going back to her real name. I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 3: don't fucking update me with these names anymore. Just give
Speaker 3: me the government. I don't want to hear ship about
Speaker 3: you going back to your right.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear it. I don't want to
Speaker 2: be renamed.
Speaker 3: Maybe next maybe next year, I'll give myself a new name.
Speaker 2: I like my name.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna stand true to my name.
Speaker 2: I love my name.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: I like e. I like Erica.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: That's about it. That's as far as it goes. My
Speaker 2: mom tried to, like, like give me nicknames.
Speaker 4: She couldn't.
Speaker 2: She couldn't remember to call them, so they never stuck.
Speaker 4: Ricky.
Speaker 2: She's trying to call me Ricky. Why Ricky because Eric
Speaker 2: not your mom?
Speaker 3: But girl, she did.
Speaker 2: She was pushing it.
Speaker 4: She forgot, she forgot to call it.
Speaker 3: She was like, I didn't take this through before I
Speaker 3: named it Orlando. When you first movie, I was trying.
Speaker 2: To Ricky, nicky Dicky. Okay, n you Ricky nicky Dickie.
Speaker 3: Okay. Well I'm gonna have to steal back because that's
Speaker 3: pretty funny. That's a lot of words. Remember that. Remember
Speaker 3: that that book in elementary school that you that you recalled.
Speaker 3: Matt Cambua took it into like it's a little Asian boy.
Speaker 3: It's really racist.
Speaker 2: Actually, I don't know what they're talking about.
Speaker 3: There's an elementary school book, but everybody reads about an
Speaker 3: Asian boy who has a long name, like you remember that? No,
Speaker 3: it's gonna piss me off.
Speaker 2: And let me tell you, I don't remember because is why?
Speaker 2: Because weed I told you my friendal Lobes.
Speaker 3: I wonder if I asked Google children's book with Asian
Speaker 3: boy with long names.
Speaker 4: I'm sure it'll find it.
Speaker 2: Absolutely the ais can find anything. At this point, children's book?
Speaker 2: Was it ricky n It's something like that. Maybe your
Speaker 2: mom stole it. It's gonna come right up because this
Speaker 2: is a famous book. David, you remember this book? Okay?
Speaker 2: You know they probably retired by the time he got
Speaker 2: probably because it's racist.
Speaker 3: How many things do you think that were from our
Speaker 3: childhood that didn't survive because it was racist?
Speaker 2: A lot of things, many things try to think of.
Speaker 3: Is there anything you would you think you wish would
Speaker 3: have been kept racist? I wish they didn't change ancient
Speaker 3: mine yerrup, even though white kids used to try and
Speaker 3: call me that and try to be funny in school.
Speaker 2: I don't know what why? What? What is you just
Speaker 2: you just it's like an object for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe because what is it called now?
Speaker 2: I think it's just like it's like country Town Syrup
Speaker 2: or some shit like no, for real, it's like something
Speaker 2: really stupid. Okay, maybe because I bought it and I
Speaker 2: was like, what is this?
Speaker 3: This is it? Tiki Tiki Tembo no sa Ramo Chi
Speaker 3: by Bucci pit Perry Pembo came right up. Remember now
Speaker 3: I do tik tik Okay, So this was probably a
Speaker 3: little racist.
Speaker 2: They have a Spanish edition. But why is it racist?
Speaker 2: Because I like making fun of like how Asians speak or.
Speaker 3: I think are inclusive. I don't know everything's racist, Erica.
Speaker 3: I don't know everybody's sensitive these days. I wish everybody
Speaker 3: was as sensitive to our bitch ass president and him
Speaker 3: murdering people as they are to the fucking syrup in
Speaker 3: Ale nine being named Achemima or yeah. I mean, it's
Speaker 3: all fucked up. But let's go in order of priority here.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think our attention span is so low
Speaker 2: that the priorities are as add as to everyone else's brain.
Speaker 3: So well, we're gonna all die because no one knows
Speaker 3: how to relax.
Speaker 2: Speaking of which, well, I speaking of which, let me
Speaker 2: like everybody, Yeah, I'm gonna like this blunt. I have
Speaker 2: this true wrap backwood. This is the aromatic one. And
Speaker 2: I don't know how well of a job I did.
Speaker 2: Which side should I be smoking?
Speaker 4: This side or that side?
Speaker 3: I don't know. You rolled it. It looks like a wands
Speaker 3: carry PoTA.
Speaker 2: Now I have magical powers. Backwood gave me magical powers
Speaker 2: and pell go this side. I think that's the side
Speaker 2: to go. So you guys, today, we have zero topics,
Speaker 2: we have no we have no path forward. Here. We're
Speaker 2: just gonna talk like we always used to do and
Speaker 2: get high and just let it flow. So I would
Speaker 2: encourage you right now, if you're at home, you're sitting
Speaker 2: here watching our YouTube, or if you're listening in the
Speaker 2: car or wherever you're at. If you got some weed
Speaker 2: on you, this a good time.
Speaker 4: This is a good time to roll up.
Speaker 3: Because you might be judging the conversation if you're not
Speaker 3: in the same frequency.
Speaker 2: And if you have a backwood, if you're a backward smoker,
Speaker 2: a drop what kind of backwood you smoke? In the comments,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to I'm trying to find out what your
Speaker 2: flavors are.
Speaker 3: What's your flavor? Tell me what's your flavor?
Speaker 2: Who's that?
Speaker 4: Tell me?
Speaker 3: What does that car? Was that?
Speaker 2: Craig David, Oh my god, what's your flavor? I'm a nostalgic.
Speaker 4: I see we're throwing it back all day.
Speaker 3: I live in the past. I'm a cancer and I
Speaker 3: live in the.
Speaker 2: Past speaking of we're all going to die, but hopefully not.
Speaker 3: We're all going to die.
Speaker 2: That's just a fact, you got know.
Speaker 3: I know, unless we're vampires, which I'm not opposed to.
Speaker 2: I think there's a vampires living on earth right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we got like the Disney version, but
Speaker 3: I think that, like, I mean, obviously there's there's literally
Speaker 3: it's proven that niggas are eating people.
Speaker 2: So and now I'm getting fat. Now I'm getting fed
Speaker 2: cannibal content.
Speaker 3: Can you elaborate because I'm not. Yeah, there was as
Speaker 3: a conspiracy.
Speaker 2: It was a woman who was on a podcast that
Speaker 2: said her dad was the most prolific cannibal cannibal list
Speaker 2: in Sweden or something, and she was she proud or
Speaker 2: was she like she was covering how dark he would get,
Speaker 2: like when he would eat people like he would his
Speaker 2: eyes would go black and he would get really dark
Speaker 2: and like mean and evil, like eating people would like
Speaker 2: make him dark.
Speaker 3: Was Sweden was seen a coole? Like why was eating people.
Speaker 2: Let's watch the clip. Okay, show you all, I pull
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 3: But while we're talking about that, just know that people
Speaker 3: are eating people right here in the United States current day,
Speaker 3: like our government, and it's all throughout the Epstein files.
Speaker 3: They're referring to kid meet as jerky. So if you
Speaker 3: haven't read the files, you should read the files. They
Speaker 3: literally said jerky like five thousand times, and they're like,
Speaker 3: get the jerky out the fridge, so and so once
Speaker 3: half the jerky, and obviously you don't put jerky in
Speaker 3: the fridge, so they're not talking about jerky.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: So all the things but I knew were not conspiracies
Speaker 3: that were actually happening are now being proven and everyone's
Speaker 3: just acting like it didn't happen. It's literally proof, and
Speaker 3: everyone's pretending like, well didn't I I.
Speaker 2: Don't know if I said this on the last episode
Speaker 2: or one of the episodes where that conspiracy was that
Speaker 2: that Mexican cartel guy that got killed and it was
Speaker 2: one of the was like one of the biggest like
Speaker 2: organ traffickers in Mexico and that he had six sixteen
Speaker 2: sitting government officials on his list and they had to
Speaker 2: take them out because he was going to reveal who
Speaker 2: they were. When you think of Oregon City, actually there
Speaker 2: were sitting senators.
Speaker 3: When you think of organ whatever black market, you think
Speaker 3: of like someone my grandma's going to die. She needs
Speaker 3: a liver, I thought, But no, they just want to
Speaker 3: eat it. And I heard they eat children for the
Speaker 3: adrenaline or something when they're scared. But like, if she's
Speaker 3: witnessing her dad go dark, what is the actual health
Speaker 3: benefit of eating people?
Speaker 2: You don't know? I know this back was really good, though,
Speaker 2: you're gonna be really high. I really like this flavor. Okay,
Speaker 2: play that, Sorry it before, but before I play it.
Speaker 2: You're right, the beef jerky thing in the Epstein's files, yes,
Speaker 2: then the cartel thing, yes then, because now my mind
Speaker 2: is like looking at these catibalism cannibalists that happened to
Speaker 2: be very fair skinned. One of one of the girls
Speaker 2: that we know, she did an ad to the white
Speaker 2: girl who lately I've been looking at her face and
Speaker 2: she's doing everything she can to say as young as possible.
Speaker 2: She's like glazed up like a doughnut at all times,
Speaker 2: and like, I think it's like sleeping in oxygen chambers,
Speaker 2: like she's doing everything she fucking can vampire. She kind
Speaker 2: of looks like a vampire now. Anyway, she was advertising
Speaker 2: her hair and she was like, these are all the
Speaker 2: tools that I used to keep my hair long and strong,
Speaker 2: and was like red light therapy. It was like all
Speaker 2: these things. Then she's like just kind of snuck in
Speaker 2: organ meat and then like kept going and I couldn't
Speaker 2: help but think, is this bitch eating people? Is she
Speaker 2: eating people for.
Speaker 3: She's rich enough? I know, imagine eating people for hair
Speaker 3: gear like my ca But but I post post, are
Speaker 3: we trying to prime us to make this normal?
Speaker 2: Like they're just slipping in organ.
Speaker 3: Meet just like I mean, they're also they're also trying
Speaker 3: to prime us to make a fucking child perversion fucking normalized.
Speaker 2: So it's not far fetch you guys. And speaking of okay,
Speaker 2: we're getting a lot the eighties coming through. Let me
Speaker 2: hold on.
Speaker 4: My Trump.
Speaker 2: I have a hat that I bought off the internet
Speaker 2: and it says Trump is a pedophile. Shout out to
Speaker 2: I can't remember his name. He's a comedian that sells
Speaker 2: the hats.
Speaker 3: It's a great hat. Why do we think of that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I paid forty two dollars for it.
Speaker 2: I didn't give a fuck. I was like, I'm going
Speaker 2: to wear this hat. I've and I've been doing a
Speaker 2: social experiment. I've been wearing that. I've been doing social
Speaker 2: It did.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm gonna why didn't we have behind the scenes
Speaker 3: camerado put the clips in here?
Speaker 4: I've been I have some clips.
Speaker 3: Wait, are you like recording to see people's reactions?
Speaker 4: You need I've just been walking around with it.
Speaker 3: You know what you need to do. You need to
Speaker 3: go in. I need to go in first, then you
Speaker 3: need to come in second. I can get everybody's reaction
Speaker 3: as they like I. No one know where to gether.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe we should just plan a day where we
Speaker 2: go to light spaces that are like probably conservative and
Speaker 2: where it cow basses, and then we should probably go
Speaker 2: to Beverly Hills. I almost wore it to Irish school.
Speaker 3: You should, but then I was.
Speaker 2: Like her poorly.
Speaker 3: Well, they were just like, pedophile is a weird word
Speaker 3: to wear it to school.
Speaker 4: That's that's the thing. Even though one of the kids
Speaker 4: will be like.
Speaker 2: What's a pedophile?
Speaker 3: Even though one of our friends saw your hat and
Speaker 3: they told our other friend, everybody's a pedophile. She told you, yeah,
Speaker 3: And I was like, wait, is that your justification for
Speaker 3: voting for him?
Speaker 2: Bitch?
Speaker 3: I don't think that she listened to our show.
Speaker 4: Right, I don't know, but she does.
Speaker 2: Well, I want you to know if you do listen
Speaker 2: to our show, Missy, that's insane. That's an insane statement.
Speaker 3: As a mother. Don't say don't everyone else not don't
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 2: She said that everyone is a pedophile. I think that
Speaker 2: that's probably the rhetoric that's being said on that side
Speaker 2: to like pacify what's going to potentially come out that's
Speaker 2: already come out. Actually, it's already come out, and no
Speaker 2: one gives a fuck because no one gives a funk
Speaker 2: about women are Ldren Wow, which is crazy. However, back
Speaker 2: to the clip of the vaile.
Speaker 5: One day, my mom actually did take me to the
Speaker 5: shop and as we were walking towards exit, I just
Speaker 5: all of a sudden saw my dad's face all across
Speaker 5: like the Sweden's biggest newspaper, and I saw the words cannibal.
Speaker 5: And I didn't know what the word cannibal meant, so
Speaker 5: but as I saw that his face, you know, my
Speaker 5: dad's face on that newspaper, I just froze two ice
Speaker 5: and my mom had like dragged me away from that.
Speaker 5: But I went home and I googled the word cannibal
Speaker 5: and as I was reading it, I had to stop
Speaker 5: because it was too brutal and disgusting.
Speaker 2: You know, this is what we call white people shuit,
Speaker 2: you know what the retreat we say, you know, like
Speaker 2: howling at the moon and you know, dancing naked. Make
Speaker 2: it the people think, that's why people shouldn't know. This
Speaker 2: is why people this is the example of white people shit.
Speaker 2: And I'm a little bit scared, but yeah, that's where
Speaker 2: we're out in the world.
Speaker 4: I actually had to tell my mom about that.
Speaker 2: She's like, what do you mean people are eating people?
Speaker 3: She didn't get the news.
Speaker 4: She's not gonna be the same feet as us.
Speaker 2: And then and then her her assistant was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: the kids said and my dat my son's school have
Speaker 2: all been talking about all the cannibalism that's happening. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, these like they need to have therapy for kids.
Speaker 2: I think like kids need more therapy than ever at
Speaker 2: this point in the world, like with everything that's going
Speaker 2: on and the things that they read and see, like how.
Speaker 3: How Yeah, like how do you interpret, Like, how do
Speaker 3: you not be okay? How do you be okay when
Speaker 3: you learn things about your government this way? Is it
Speaker 3: possible to be okay? I don't think it's possible. I'm
Speaker 3: not okay. I'm struggling a bit, and I just keep
Speaker 3: trying to pretend like everything's okay, because what the funck
Speaker 3: eulse I'm I supposed to do.
Speaker 2: Anyway? In other news, I think it's time for bad
Speaker 2: choice of the week.
Speaker 4: Bad mom.
Speaker 1: Not a bad mom, but a bad mom.
Speaker 2: So good.
Speaker 3: I'm living.
Speaker 2: So my bad choice of the week it's it's kind
Speaker 2: of a bad choice. I mean it's it's like I
Speaker 2: had to make I had to say something choice, but
Speaker 2: then I realized it was my bad choice that led
Speaker 2: me here.
Speaker 4: So we have a friend and our daughters.
Speaker 2: We know, we have our we have our mom tried,
Speaker 2: we have the mom chat group, right, and one of
Speaker 2: our friend's daughters like did something she wasn't supposed to do,
Speaker 2: like created a TikTok, and you know, come to find
Speaker 2: out she had multiple tiktoks and was like just doing
Speaker 2: shit that she was to do. So my friend, our
Speaker 2: friend was mad as hell, was like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: What am I supposed to do. We're all in the
Speaker 2: tribe chat like we're following this little girl's TikTok, trying
Speaker 2: to make her nervous at school that she's been found out,
Speaker 2: and waiting on standby to hear what on earth is
Speaker 2: she gonna do? How is she gonna handle it? Because
Speaker 2: you know, one consensus was I'm gonna beat her ass, right,
Speaker 2: and the second one husband was like, don't do that,
Speaker 2: like just be normal and have a good conversation with her.
Speaker 2: So we're waiting on standby on the on the group chat,
Speaker 2: like what the fuck is gonna happen. So the update
Speaker 2: that I wasn't expecting was that my daughter was also involved.
Speaker 3: No, she just she she tells us this and then
Speaker 3: she sends and then she's like, I'm gonna take her phone,
Speaker 3: and like hours later, just sends us a picture of
Speaker 3: her child and Erica's child.
Speaker 2: Middle fingering to the camera with crop child like they like.
Speaker 3: Roll their regular t shirts up and they're both in them.
Speaker 3: They're like I was like ooh. When I saw that,
Speaker 3: I was like ooh. She even warned nobody here can
Speaker 3: gonna be mad?
Speaker 2: She gave me no warning. I was at dinner having
Speaker 2: a sushi with Dana, and I opened that.
Speaker 3: I went, I was like, I was like, waiting for
Speaker 3: your respond I was like, let me not say anything.
Speaker 4: I was like, I wonder if she wanted this in.
Speaker 2: A private message. I mean, I don't care, like mom
Speaker 2: trying to know, but I just wasn't expecting, you know,
Speaker 2: Like I guess, like, obviously I know my daughter's growing up.
Speaker 2: Obviously I know she she's my daughter. She's around me,
Speaker 2: you know, so I know she knows certain shit. But
Speaker 2: I guess, like seeing the visual of it, like was like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're switching timelines.
Speaker 3: Now we're over here. Now here's the thing. I think
Speaker 3: that we're coming to that age. And this is for
Speaker 3: moms everywhere and all of us. I finally realized we're
Speaker 3: at that age. I remember when your mom used to
Speaker 3: be like that person's a bad influence on you. I
Speaker 3: have news for you, some of you, guys. Your daughter
Speaker 3: is the bad influence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true, and I think so.
Speaker 3: And I think this is a really interesting point because
Speaker 3: this is where a lot of moms get in denial.
Speaker 3: But like, the IRI you see is probably not the
Speaker 3: IRI that someone else sees because she's gonna be innocent
Speaker 3: with you because she knows.
Speaker 2: I mean, of course, that's.
Speaker 3: A hard said the swallow.
Speaker 4: I understand that, I know that.
Speaker 2: Of course I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not. I try to be like the self.
Speaker 2: Aware parent that doesn't forget what it was like to
Speaker 2: be that old, because you know, we all remember, we
Speaker 2: all remembered being that old and being like, I would
Speaker 2: never do this to my kid, just wait till I'm old.
Speaker 2: So when I saw it, I like, I was shocked,
Speaker 2: and then I laughed because I thought it was funny
Speaker 2: because then I zoomed into her little finger and it
Speaker 2: was all crooked, like she didn't really even know how
Speaker 2: to like straighten her finger out all the way because
Speaker 2: she's just learning how to do this. And so I
Speaker 2: guess my bad choice of the week was that, you know,
Speaker 2: I like got it. Obviously I addressed it with her
Speaker 2: at dinner. My form of punishment is embarrassment, so I
Speaker 2: usually like to embarrass her, and so I.
Speaker 3: Waited somewhere saying that this is not a good idea,
Speaker 3: but okay.
Speaker 2: It's not all the time. Is a healthy balance of
Speaker 2: embarrassment that your child.
Speaker 3: People have to you know, if you can't do it
Speaker 3: in public. Don't do it in private. And so I
Speaker 3: did it in public.
Speaker 2: I did at dinner with my friend because my friend
Speaker 2: was saying how she was the only child and she
Speaker 2: was so bored that she knew how to do middle
Speaker 2: fingers with her middle with her with their toes, and
Speaker 2: so I was like, speaking of middle fingers, Iri, let's
Speaker 2: talk about your middle finger.
Speaker 4: And so anyway, we talked about it. She felt really bad.
Speaker 2: And then you know, my bad choice of the week
Speaker 2: was that I blamed her dad. I was like, because
Speaker 2: I send it to her dad and I was like,
Speaker 2: this is your fault, and he was like, I know,
Speaker 2: it's my fault. She's my child. He was ready to
Speaker 2: take it on. He actual because he thought it was
Speaker 2: fucking hilarious. And you went to your photos and then
Speaker 2: I realized I was smoking a blunt late last the
Speaker 2: other night with my friend, I was thinking, do you
Speaker 2: know how many photos I have with Jamila sticking out
Speaker 2: our middle fingers? Thousands, thousands, thousands, so many cover images
Speaker 2: of YouTube's so many, Like I think it's even on
Speaker 2: our tour shirt.
Speaker 3: I think we should probably put if we can find
Speaker 3: a few. I wonder if you put middle fingers just
Speaker 3: do a collagelage.
Speaker 4: Right now, here's a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's on our good mom's gone wild torture.
Speaker 3: We're not doing this and we are with our shirts
Speaker 3: up that and maybe maybe there's a with it.
Speaker 2: And so I was like, this is my fucking fault,
Speaker 2: and that actually is your fault too. You're in You're
Speaker 2: in it too because you're complicit. You were in the
Speaker 2: photos of all of them.
Speaker 3: Luna wasn't is a picture fucking with their croptob and
Speaker 3: her finger out.
Speaker 2: It's not not about Luna talking about this is your
Speaker 2: fault with Iri as her auntie.
Speaker 4: This is also your fault.
Speaker 3: The whole tribe. Let me do this?
Speaker 2: Did you let me take these photos? Thousands and thousands
Speaker 2: and thousands?
Speaker 3: Mom is the mom who used to say so and
Speaker 3: says a bad influence on you. I could tell this
Speaker 3: is this is a product of that. When you do
Speaker 3: that to your kids, she's gonna turn into Erica. Okay,
Speaker 3: so this will be your adult version if you if you,
Speaker 3: if you be the mom who doesn't think it's your child,
Speaker 3: you will grow to be Erica. And then you blame
Speaker 3: the other mom.
Speaker 2: The other mom said it was her child. She literally said,
Speaker 2: just for the record, I can just I know it's
Speaker 2: her fault. And I said, I think it's probably both
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 3: They both know they're both equal, responsible, grown mature enough
Speaker 3: to know I shouldn't be doing so.
Speaker 4: Then I asked, I read, you know what that means.
Speaker 3: No, shut up, I already be lying. Oh, shut the
Speaker 3: fuck up.
Speaker 2: Give me your handbabe, read beginning over. I know she's lying.
Speaker 3: I know she's lying.
Speaker 2: I know the fuck that she's lying.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. This is also a good opportunity because
Speaker 3: we're in that age or our kids are becoming their
Speaker 3: own people where we have to also as parents and
Speaker 3: as mothers, be like, let me not react, let me
Speaker 3: just like consider that my child is responsible for themselves,
Speaker 3: because I think it's easy to be like, not my child.
Speaker 2: No, I mean I didn't. That's not how I say,
Speaker 2: and that's definitely not how I addressed it with her.
Speaker 2: You know, because this has been a theme lately in
Speaker 2: my parenting life. Is like my daughter realizing how following
Speaker 2: the crowd is going to get you fucked up out here. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is not incident, numero uno.
Speaker 3: Wait, speaking of following the child, remember there is this
Speaker 3: thing this week. I sent it to you with the
Speaker 3: to do. We watched it, the two fucking girls in
Speaker 3: the backseat planning a murder, giggling his fucking hysterically.
Speaker 2: No, I mean, I thought you sent to me, but
Speaker 2: I didn't watch it because I couldn't. I have like
Speaker 2: a murder intake level right about now usually hit you
Speaker 2: hit your peak with I have space for more space
Speaker 2: for murder because I love murder mystery and I love it.
Speaker 2: I love horror, but because of all the horrors that
Speaker 2: are actually occurring all the time right now, my murder
Speaker 2: threshold is at its limits. When you sent me that,
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know, let.
Speaker 3: Me show you now. I hope it's I hope you're
Speaker 3: not having reach You're I.
Speaker 2: Have a little bit of space for murder.
Speaker 3: To Twisted Florida, there was, It wasn't attempted. They didn't
Speaker 3: get there yet because I got caught. Two Twisted Florida
Speaker 3: teens accused of plotting a classmates murder, caught on camera
Speaker 3: joking about it, planning mugshots in the back of the
Speaker 3: patrol car.
Speaker 2: These are gonna see They weren't gonna see me some
Speaker 2: way or another. Mushot yes, he's probably gonna.
Speaker 4: What are they saying?
Speaker 2: Are they talking Chris the book shots and how.
Speaker 3: They were supposed to spread their story around the true
Speaker 3: crime community.
Speaker 2: But they didn't actually kill anybody, right, They got caught before.
Speaker 2: I was gonna do my makeup this morning, bitch, but
Speaker 2: I couldn't find anything.
Speaker 3: I'm glad.
Speaker 2: I'm glad.
Speaker 3: I don't look too bad today.
Speaker 4: They are these are what you called.
Speaker 2: She thought she would be going to a psych war.
Speaker 3: All that to say, you don't funk around and beat
Speaker 3: your kids yourself. They're gonna fuck around in the backset
Speaker 3: of patrol car with another stupid bit.
Speaker 2: They might not They might actually have the obviously I can.
Speaker 2: I can just tell they have some stuff going on.
Speaker 3: One might have.
Speaker 2: They might be getting beat at home, but must be
Speaker 2: the might be.
Speaker 3: Getting beat or something, and the other wise it's just
Speaker 3: a dumb bitch going along. The point is I'm showing
Speaker 3: louda this as soon as as what you call.
Speaker 2: Losers, Luna.
Speaker 3: No, if a friend say let's kill somebody in this
Speaker 3: and it stabs them in the bathroom, you say no.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think because we are desensitized as a community. I
Speaker 3: think the children are extremely desensitized, and they don't even
Speaker 3: understand the fucking concept of taking someone's life because they're
Speaker 3: in the backseat, fucking giggling, not knowing they're about to
Speaker 3: go to jail for a long fucking time. And I
Speaker 3: kind of hope they throw the book at these kids,
Speaker 3: because what in the actual fuck?
Speaker 2: They're white and they didn't do it yet, so they're
Speaker 2: probably gonna get like two months in juvie and like therapy.
Speaker 3: Don't take those fucking badass bitches of school next to
Speaker 3: my kid.
Speaker 2: They I don't know where they're in. Back are Florida? Back?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They sound like they're from the back swamps of somewhere
Speaker 2: because now but anyway, yeah, that's exactly why I had
Speaker 2: time not to.
Speaker 3: Say that I was going to be murdered.
Speaker 2: I had to talk to her about following her intuition,
Speaker 2: following her intuition, trusting herself, and that internet things live
Speaker 2: on the Internet forever, including her mother's middle finger.
Speaker 3: In its. Are we gonna words? Are we gonna podcast
Speaker 3: long enough for our kids to discover our podcast? And
Speaker 3: then we're gonna have to talk about the things that
Speaker 3: they have discovered about.
Speaker 2: Us, And then they'll be like, but you did it.
Speaker 3: I thought that's gonna be their only motivation to listen.
Speaker 2: But you did it. But you went to San Francis
Speaker 2: Is going to see a politician, Mom.
Speaker 3: I was twenty nine. But it's like, don't get worried,
Speaker 3: don't get in the car a strangers bill, bitch, you
Speaker 3: flew to see a stranger in different countries, I mean
Speaker 3: a different country, a different city.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but that the picture just for is
Speaker 2: was I'm glad that I saw it because it ripped
Speaker 2: off the band aid. It was like very obviously innocent.
Speaker 2: But I'm realizing, Yeah, like my daughter isn't. I know,
Speaker 2: she's not like innocent, but there isn't. She definitely hasn't
Speaker 2: innocence about herself. No, they're children, absolutely, but like I
Speaker 2: know that she's exposed to things, and especially I mean,
Speaker 2: thankfully my daughter is not like a real she's not
Speaker 2: on her phone like that. She doesn't have her phone now.
Speaker 2: I took her phone away and.
Speaker 4: I don't know I'm gonna give it back again.
Speaker 2: Last time I took it away for like two months,
Speaker 2: so it might be another while the only reason I
Speaker 2: want her to have a phone is like when she's
Speaker 2: not with me, and I want to be able to
Speaker 2: reach her, I know when she's like not with any
Speaker 2: of us, Like when she's at a friend's house, call
Speaker 2: that mom. I just mean, like what if something has
Speaker 2: happening at that house where a parent is not allowing me?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like, if there's any weird
Speaker 2: shit going on, I want her to be able to
Speaker 2: call me if she's at a volleyball practice and something happens, like,
Speaker 2: I want her to be able to be able to
Speaker 2: reach me and not have to be dependent on trying
Speaker 2: to find a fool.
Speaker 3: Well, you just have to trust the adults that you
Speaker 3: keep her with. I mean, they're not somewhere there at
Speaker 3: the mall by themselves.
Speaker 2: That's different. But I think in this air, you know,
Speaker 2: the parents, there's a shooting, who is she got?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 3: Can I think you're going really dark?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a dark orble, But we kind of have
Speaker 3: to just trust that. I mean, we can't protect them
Speaker 3: from everything, so we just got to hope and trust
Speaker 3: that that is uh not like whoever you're leaving with,
Speaker 3: that's not an option or possibility, or that there's not
Speaker 3: going to be a fucking school shooting at your very
Speaker 3: expensive school. I mean, there's so many probabilities, Like there's
Speaker 3: so many things that could happen.
Speaker 4: But and that's why.
Speaker 2: Then that's all I'm saying is that there's a level
Speaker 2: of preparation that if I can have somewhat control over,
Speaker 2: I would That's the only reason, is what I'm saying
Speaker 2: that I want her to have a phone. I don't
Speaker 2: need her to have a phone for entertainment, Like I
Speaker 2: don't even that's not what she uses it for that
Speaker 2: but like that's not been my mode of entertainment historically
Speaker 2: for long periods of time. So that's why she doesn't
Speaker 2: associate it with that. And so I don't want her
Speaker 2: to now as her as she's getting older and people
Speaker 2: are getting tiktoks and shit for their kids, Like I
Speaker 2: just I don't want her to just fall down the
Speaker 2: dark path.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean social media is and I think that
Speaker 3: the biggest thing we can do for our kids now
Speaker 3: is like have real last conversations with them so that
Speaker 3: we're like there's a clarity and preparation around emergencies, around
Speaker 3: weird ass adults, around weird people and all those things.
Speaker 3: Because I cannot wait to see the documentary of like
Speaker 3: how the Internet on everybody's phone and tablet has so
Speaker 3: has like affected human the human existence.
Speaker 2: So you have you talked to Luna about just like
Speaker 2: your Internet persona, not yours, but like just her like, oh,
Speaker 2: like the that it lives forever, Like I think, you know,
Speaker 2: I think kids they don't realize like the what's the word.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for a finality, the finite of like what
Speaker 2: it is to show up on the internet. Obviously, we
Speaker 2: actively choose, I think, sometimes not being aware ourselves even
Speaker 2: sometimes I just like how things stay and can be
Speaker 2: found forever, and.
Speaker 3: Our shit's still gon know, there's still opportunity for to
Speaker 3: combine us in this.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think that we're pretty much ten toes
Speaker 2: down on like our decisions and who we are. But like,
Speaker 2: I think that it would be different. It could potentially
Speaker 2: sometimes be different if it's our child asking, you know,
Speaker 2: like and having to like have the language to explain
Speaker 2: why mommy, like whatever, we were drunk falling off the
Speaker 2: table and I'm my my titties popped out, whatever the
Speaker 2: fuck it is, you know what I'm saying. Like I
Speaker 2: don't feel that way, but I do feel like it's
Speaker 2: important now in this age with our children having access
Speaker 2: to these computers, and it's a big responsibility. And this
Speaker 2: is something like I never really I hadn't really had
Speaker 2: this conversation yet, but just about like, if you have
Speaker 2: this phone and you start posting shit, just know that
Speaker 2: you're opening up the door to something, to weirdos, to judgments,
Speaker 2: to all the things. It's like, I can't protect you
Speaker 2: from there. Yeah, I protect you from there.
Speaker 3: I've had some couple of things here and there, but
Speaker 3: not like a sit down conversation. But yeah, I think
Speaker 3: it's probably coming because the Internet is a very real
Speaker 3: character in our lives that we have to like be
Speaker 3: aware of, and though the kids have to know the
Speaker 3: severity of that, I don't think they understand quite yet.
Speaker 2: And it's like when they're at their friend's house whose
Speaker 2: mother you trust, but you don't know there they look
Speaker 2: at and their mother let them have a TikTok and
Speaker 2: you don't know what kind of content this child wants
Speaker 2: to make, and now you I was thinking about that
Speaker 2: the other day and like, how many tiktoks is Irion
Speaker 2: that I don't even know right, like other accounts doing
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck you know? And obviously I can't control
Speaker 2: all of that. But the only thing we can do,
Speaker 2: like you said, is have those conversations with them and
Speaker 2: put a healthy fear.
Speaker 3: I think healthy fear is actually very important. And it's
Speaker 3: not even fear, it's it's honesty. And the fucked up
Speaker 3: part is we're living a scary world. Buckle up, Buttercup,
Speaker 3: We're living a scary world. So ever you think me
Speaker 3: telling you this is bad way to hear about the
Speaker 3: government eating kids, welcome to my other head.
Speaker 2: Guys. They're eating us, you guys, they're fucking eating us.
Speaker 3: I mean, the amount of children that go missing in
Speaker 3: the United States a year is like something close to
Speaker 3: three hundred thousand. You can if you put a group
Speaker 3: of three hundo thousand people in a fucking auditorium, you
Speaker 3: know how many people that would be. They gotta be
Speaker 3: eating kids, because how the fuck do we go all
Speaker 3: these kids go missing?
Speaker 2: Scary? Speaking of eating, I heard you. I heard you
Speaker 2: had a colonic today to share your colonic journey with that. Sure,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get I'm trying to get off of
Speaker 2: the eating people.
Speaker 4: Going to Cannibal.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's I really like the movie Hannibal. When I
Speaker 3: was saying, I uh decided to do a parasite cleanse,
Speaker 3: and like in the parasite clin you're supposed to do
Speaker 3: a colonic like the third day and like the tenth
Speaker 3: day or something. Anyway, I went just like, oo, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be so clean. And when I started, first of all,
Speaker 3: shout out to complete Trinity Diana, She's the bomb. It
Speaker 3: was like a spot up in there. So I was
Speaker 3: just like, yeah, I'm gonna go get clean. And as
Speaker 3: soon as I was laid on the table, I'm like
Speaker 3: and started putting water shot up my ass. I was like, wow,
Speaker 3: this is very uncomfortable. And then I started to feel
Speaker 3: like really emotional. And I'm like, am I getting emotional?
Speaker 3: Because why the fuck am I on a table getting
Speaker 3: water shot up my ass while this lady's rubbing on me.
Speaker 3: But I was like, I Toldally, I think I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 3: She's like, it's normal. But I realized, like, you know,
Speaker 3: everything is connected to something else, you know, whether it
Speaker 3: be like sadness, fear, fucking resentment, like all of our
Speaker 3: organs have like metaphysical things that are energetically stored. And
Speaker 3: so I started to cry. It was my first time
Speaker 3: ever getting klonic in thirty seven years, which is probably disgusting.
Speaker 3: But I she was like, do you want to scream
Speaker 3: into the pillow? Are you upset with somebody? I was like,
Speaker 3: I do the pillow. But today I went for my
Speaker 3: third and it was actually a lot easier. But I
Speaker 3: think it has definitely made me more aware that I'm
Speaker 3: gonna definitely start go to get in.
Speaker 2: Calonics every other month.
Speaker 3: Oh really, Yeah, I feel like it's good maintenance and
Speaker 3: it does make you be a little bit more aware,
Speaker 3: like how you're passing food, how long it's taking to digest.
Speaker 3: Did I need to eat that fucking steak and the
Speaker 3: bread at ten o'clock at night? But I am trying
Speaker 3: to remove the worms from my body, So it's me
Speaker 3: that you guys are talking to and not the worms.
Speaker 2: Do you feel any different?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 2: Today?
Speaker 3: I feel like she was telling me, I sweat a lot,
Speaker 3: so it's like the toxins coming out. But it's a
Speaker 3: pretty interesting process because you're just sitting on the table
Speaker 3: looking at this clear tube of your shit coming out
Speaker 3: colors and different textures, and I'm like, damn, like how
Speaker 3: long was I in there? It's like cheese is really
Speaker 3: like peanut butter is very hard to get from the
Speaker 3: side walls of your intestine. So if anyone's out there
Speaker 3: hasn't considered, I've been like I've been on a fucking
Speaker 3: like a testimony journey of like telling everybody from the
Speaker 3: mountaintops about colonics. Like nobody even asked. I'm like, hey, Bartender,
Speaker 3: have you had a klonic?
Speaker 2: Literally?
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think everyone should do it. It's not
Speaker 3: something I think American we don't talk about health a
Speaker 3: lot because I want to kill us. So just remember and.
Speaker 2: Get your colonics.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when's the last time that you went to colonic?
Speaker 4: Probably a year ago?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, how do you feel about it?
Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's important. I mean, but I
Speaker 2: started getting colonics because everybody wants to know when I
Speaker 2: started when I was like twelve, because I've always had
Speaker 2: stomach issues, and I don't think that I realized until
Speaker 2: I was an adult that like, like certain like bread,
Speaker 2: rice and noodles are all sugar. All these things you know,
Speaker 2: like they actually like give me stomach issues, Like they
Speaker 2: hurt my stomach immediately.
Speaker 3: We're supposed to be consuming half the amount of shit.
Speaker 2: That we and so I was eating all these things
Speaker 2: that are on like the you know that triangle thing
Speaker 2: that they tell us to.
Speaker 3: Eat, the triangles of a lot of you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was eating those things and like I
Speaker 2: was getting sucked up, and so my mom. I remember,
Speaker 2: my mom is always mad at me about my stomach.
Speaker 2: She's so annoyed with me and my stomach. But it
Speaker 2: was like I wasn't fucking kidding, Like it fucking hurt.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I would get constipated. I wouldn't go to
Speaker 2: the bathroom for like six days, and like I would
Speaker 2: start getting like sweats fevers, and so I started having
Speaker 2: to get kloons at a really young age. And when
Speaker 2: you're at that point like where you haven't gone to
Speaker 2: the bathroom, it's incredibly painful.
Speaker 3: I can only imagine it's painful, like not that way,
Speaker 3: like it's just super uncomfortable. So, yeah, it is important.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about you today and that was the thing.
Speaker 3: And I was like she did this when she was
Speaker 3: a little Like how did she as a child? And
Speaker 3: I was like, could I make lunigo? I was like,
Speaker 3: I was having a heart anyone needs to go, I
Speaker 3: needs to go. I was thinking about her too, and
Speaker 3: I was like does she does she have problems because
Speaker 3: her diet is mostly like French fries and.
Speaker 2: No, you know what I should I should probably go
Speaker 2: look at her ship.
Speaker 3: Oh god, you ever look at Luna shits this age?
Speaker 3: No and a diamond? I mean no, we still got
Speaker 3: to check in on them. I don't know what if
Speaker 3: irin's been diarrhea. You do you have diarrhea and for
Speaker 3: a year straight, and I had no idea. She would
Speaker 3: tell you.
Speaker 2: I think what if her poops are extremely soft?
Speaker 3: And I have no idea, Well, probably hard because they're
Speaker 3: eating so much carbs. I'm gonna go check on the
Speaker 3: point is stop feeding our kids bullshit? And uh, maybe
Speaker 3: give them a kalanic and maybe check in on your
Speaker 3: kids poops, but definitely give yourself a kalonic, because it's actually.
Speaker 2: Not like you need to go get the water.
Speaker 3: Shut shut up. Yeah, I don't know. I feel better.
Speaker 3: I also feel like, what the fuck I've been doing
Speaker 3: for thirty seven years? So it's time to normal It's
Speaker 3: right next to you. It's time to normalize cleaning out
Speaker 3: your very ear intestines because we're eating shit, so we're
Speaker 3: not supposed to be eating.
Speaker 2: I think actually because yeah, because of the food, like
Speaker 2: it's imperative now at this point that we're cleansing all
Speaker 2: the time. I'm gonna do another parasite cleanse after we
Speaker 2: come back from Jamaica.
Speaker 3: Too, and then you should cut a when it comes
Speaker 3: to complete trinity with me. Yeah, she's really nice. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I said after Jamaica as Alsten, I'm going out of town.
Speaker 3: She's winning a special right now. Actually, the special until
Speaker 3: the end of the month is three hundred dollars for
Speaker 3: three sessions, which they were three thirty three for me.
Speaker 3: But I think I'm going to just go get that special,
Speaker 3: so come May first, when we come back or whatever,
Speaker 3: we can just detox I think, maybe keep my Jamaican thickness,
Speaker 3: but without the toxics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm realizing that we are not getting any younger
Speaker 3: and so like the maintenance is even more dire and
Speaker 3: obviously the government's trying to kill us to make a steaks.
Speaker 3: So we really got to we really got to be
Speaker 3: diligent about our own health because we don't live in
Speaker 3: a country that is promoting health for real. Even the
Speaker 3: triangle that you talked about, you when you think, when
Speaker 3: you think of the root of things, or like the
Speaker 3: it's a lot of propaganda and like I remember learning they.
Speaker 2: Just RFK just updated the triangle.
Speaker 3: Rfk' is an idiot.
Speaker 2: He just updated it and you put thin red meat
Speaker 2: at the top or something like that.
Speaker 3: Did you see him in his jeans and the jacuzzi
Speaker 3: or some shit what he was like? He did like
Speaker 3: a video with Kiderok and they're in the sauna and
Speaker 3: jeans and a cowboy hat.
Speaker 2: It's really weird.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing for bacon, they started that you have
Speaker 3: to eat breakfast in the morning campaign because they were
Speaker 3: trying to move eggs and bacon. And now we know
Speaker 3: that bacon is a carcer, carcinogenic, carcinogenic whatever, it's bad
Speaker 3: for you. And but the whole point of when they
Speaker 3: started this dumbass pyramid and the propaganda, marketing, fucking advertising
Speaker 3: campaign around breakfast as they were trying to push meat sales.
Speaker 3: So you have to check in on things. And also,
Speaker 3: milk does not create strong bones. It actually creates osteoporosis.
Speaker 3: So quite literally, everything that the government teaches us about
Speaker 3: health you must research because they're literally not even trying
Speaker 3: to hide that it's not good. And then you even
Speaker 3: see like that pink breast cancer ribbon on like yogurts
Speaker 3: yo play and shit like that that one month that
Speaker 3: where everyone's promoting breast cancer. A lot of those UD's
Speaker 3: cous breast cancer. So everything is tricky and you have
Speaker 3: to do your own research. And actually, if they say
Speaker 3: it's true, it's probably not.
Speaker 2: You know what they're we know what the biggest reset
Speaker 2: of this chart is is that they want us to
Speaker 2: prioritize protein at every meal, which we don't even.
Speaker 3: Have enough ant. Like the livestock in America is a
Speaker 3: real problem. So the fact that they rebranded it and
Speaker 3: they're putting meat at the top, let you know, they're
Speaker 3: literally trying to kill you literally. So God, this is
Speaker 3: so stressful.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking that because my stomach's been hurting
Speaker 2: so much today and I had red meat last night.
Speaker 2: I had a burger because I'm at the end of
Speaker 2: my cycle and it sounds good and I'm bleeding. I
Speaker 2: want red meat, and now I'm paying the price for
Speaker 2: it twice this week because I thought, I don't really
Speaker 2: do this often. I could do it. It's fine, No, bitch,
Speaker 2: you can't. Is that I think I need to just
Speaker 2: eliminate I think because in America, we're gonna have to
Speaker 2: actually live, like we're gonna have to be fucking vegetarians,
Speaker 2: like if we want to not get cancer.
Speaker 3: Or if you don't want to be eating even at meat, and.
Speaker 2: Like you have to go to the butcher shop. But
Speaker 2: even that, like you have to make sure your butcher
Speaker 2: is like where is he getting these cows? Just because
Speaker 2: you're at the butcher shop doesn't mean you're getting fucking
Speaker 2: good cows either.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, at least the cow is one that
Speaker 3: probably didn't come from like you don't know that it's probably.
Speaker 3: I mean, I see the whole carcass. They buy those
Speaker 3: cows wholesale, okay, but they can only stay good so long.
Speaker 3: So I'm my assumption is that when you see the
Speaker 3: whole cow, this regular guy down the street from my
Speaker 3: house doesn't have the fucking gas tanks and the fucking
Speaker 3: whatever they're putting in the packaging to make it stay pink.
Speaker 3: That is my thought process around it. And if it's out,
Speaker 3: it's out. If the fucking cow is gone, it's gone.
Speaker 2: I think we got to stop.
Speaker 3: I mean, there was a time in history where like
Speaker 3: having meat is a like a like a celebration. It
Speaker 3: was not a no. It's because we don't. We have
Speaker 3: too many people now to even support that, even thinking
Speaker 3: about there 'sued to be a milkman because it came locally,
Speaker 3: and then it like, but imagine the chemicals that have
Speaker 3: to go into these products in order for it to
Speaker 3: to be shipped to your house and then wait for
Speaker 3: you to pick it up at the store and then
Speaker 3: wait for you to drink it at your house or
Speaker 3: eat it at your house. You're eating meats probably weeks
Speaker 3: and weeks after it's been taken off of the source,
Speaker 3: which means it's very dead, and that you're putting basically
Speaker 3: a cemetery in your body.
Speaker 2: It's something to literally, I feel like the meats were
Speaker 2: already eating are genetically modified. They are.
Speaker 3: They passed that in the beginning of this year. But
Speaker 3: I just don't have to tell you, but I just
Speaker 3: mean that they are.
Speaker 2: They've been feeding these animals that have been birthing animals
Speaker 2: for the last twenty years a bunch of bullshit, So
Speaker 2: those animals are already modified in my opinion.
Speaker 4: So I was just like, just don't eat meat. You
Speaker 4: think you can not eat meat.
Speaker 3: I grew up not eating meat. I know, yeah, so
Speaker 3: I know I can. I just yeah, I get it cravy.
Speaker 3: And that's another thing. I'm like to have parasites because
Speaker 3: I guess I can. Like my cravings. When I was
Speaker 3: cleansing or getting so intense, I was about to talk
Speaker 3: about on my period now, but I was just like,
Speaker 3: I really want a chocolate chip cookie with ice cream.
Speaker 3: I was like dreaming about it, like a soft, gooey cookie,
Speaker 3: and I was like, bitcha, you don't go to sleep.
Speaker 3: But I definitely I've also been like monitoring my cravings
Speaker 3: and I'm like, that's not me.
Speaker 2: That's the parasites. It's not you, it's not me.
Speaker 3: But I mean, then would you eat seafood because seafood
Speaker 3: is also a.
Speaker 2: Living vegetarian ver vegan. Really I think I'm I think
Speaker 2: I have to at this point in my life, I
Speaker 2: got to make I gotta make some really hard decisions.
Speaker 2: That's the thing about two. I was looking at pictures
Speaker 2: of us because we've been podcasting for eight years and
Speaker 2: so literally we've talked about this too. It's like watch it.
Speaker 2: So it's crazy to just watch yourself. I don't age,
Speaker 2: and you know, I see it. And then It's like
Speaker 2: I embrace, you know, I try to embrace every age
Speaker 2: that I'm in. But I also am like.
Speaker 3: How do I slow this down? Maybe I need to
Speaker 3: eliminate meats. Maybe I need to just maybe. And then
Speaker 3: I was like is smoking weed?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Is this gonna make my have jowls? Here? I'm already
Speaker 2: like looking in the mirror, and I'm like.
Speaker 3: Look like this.
Speaker 2: There's this lady on the internet. Shout out to this
Speaker 2: Asian lady on the internet who has before and after
Speaker 2: pictures of her face from doing face exercise.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's before and afters.
Speaker 2: So she has face exercises. She has a whole sequence
Speaker 2: of face exercises, and so I do them. Let me
Speaker 2: teach you them. Sure, okay, you used to do each
Speaker 2: one for five minutes. Obviously we're not gonna do that
Speaker 2: right now. But number one does go lift your cheek
Speaker 2: ones are good?
Speaker 4: Would you try?
Speaker 3: Nope?
Speaker 2: No, no, no blinking your eyes just to try to
Speaker 2: isolate your cheek bones. Mm hm, keep your lips out.
Speaker 3: If you're just listening, it's not gonna be as fun
Speaker 3: to get YouTube.
Speaker 2: Wait then the next one, put your tongue behind your
Speaker 2: like your lip like that, and little cheek.
Speaker 4: Then then there's another one. This one's not so pretty.
Speaker 3: None of these are pretty.
Speaker 2: Bit I mean those ones are not so bad. I
Speaker 2: feel we're gonna get casted in the next zombie.
Speaker 4: Wait, and then this one too.
Speaker 3: As for your neck, this is really import very important
Speaker 3: because our next were aging faster than ever. Technic is real, bitch,
Speaker 3: look in the mirror, look at your neck.
Speaker 2: What's technic from their phone? So because the radiation is
Speaker 2: going up my neck and you're looking down all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so like you should be holding your phone like this, And.
Speaker 3: It's does she make this shit up?
Speaker 2: Or is it proven she has before and after pictures?
Speaker 4: Bitch?
Speaker 2: Is it? Then it's I think it's helping. We can
Speaker 2: help because I was like, do I need to call
Speaker 2: Roberta or do I need to do face exercises for
Speaker 2: one month? And first and see should I spend two
Speaker 2: thousand dollars or should I do face exercises for one month?
Speaker 3: Maybe should try that.
Speaker 2: I was like, let me start with the pixurels will
Speaker 2: take it from there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe there will be one thousand dollars of Roberta.
Speaker 4: And then the last one there's this one.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. This stretches out these lines mm hmm mm hmm. Suck. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I could do that too.
Speaker 3: Don't do that in public. Someone's gonna think you're signaling
Speaker 3: from getting a blow drop.
Speaker 2: But I do it on the way. I'm a car ride. Well,
Speaker 2: I was doing it today this morning, and I was like,
Speaker 2: can you not do that? Or when we're in the
Speaker 2: car together, why make her uncomfortable? She's just like, you
Speaker 2: look weird. I was like, fine, when I drop you off,
Speaker 2: I'll get to my fucking face looks weird, Like mind
Speaker 2: your business. You're in the bat shut up with your
Speaker 2: fucking middle finger. We have a horror story.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I was gonna tell you something. Oh tell me, Oh, this.
Speaker 2: Is not a horse story. This is a horrid tip.
Speaker 2: Oh tell me the hord tip.
Speaker 3: I don't think you heard me at the party. I
Speaker 3: don't think you're sitting at the table. I made an
Speaker 3: announcement new horn tip. David, just write this one down
Speaker 3: to make your man go use.
Speaker 2: Oh you did it. I heard it.
Speaker 3: The mouthwash and then eat your pussy. Spit the mouthwashup,
Speaker 3: but then eat your pussy. It feels all tingly.
Speaker 2: It's nice toothpaste too.
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't think the toothpaste is as powerful. And
Speaker 3: even I have like a mild more or less toxic
Speaker 3: mouthwashed and it still works because one time he burst
Speaker 3: his teeth and then he ate my pussy and it's like, ooh,
Speaker 3: it's that.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm thinking would also be good. It's like,
Speaker 2: what if they just also like did that and then
Speaker 2: drink a really warm cup of something so your mouth
Speaker 2: is like extra warm or cold. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I want cold on my pussy, like I don't want
Speaker 2: ice on my Maybe you should just do all three
Speaker 2: in a sequence, just test it out.
Speaker 3: It's sensation play, but definitely, I'm actually considering getting the
Speaker 3: more toxic mouth washed for special occasion.
Speaker 2: No, we're talking stop, this is organic, this.
Speaker 3: Is this is my pussy.
Speaker 4: No, we're not going care of your pussy.
Speaker 3: He's spitting it out.
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Those toxics are getting on your pussy lips and maybe
Speaker 2: inside of you.
Speaker 3: If you have flistering trying to get the cod No, no,
Speaker 3: darn me, tell me how it's going your pussy lips
Speaker 3: fall off or get cancer.
Speaker 2: Don't fucking call into good mom's bad choices.
Speaker 3: It's fine, it's a few times a month, don't get
Speaker 3: every day. Just for special occasions, Babe, get the listenerine
Speaker 3: extra strength. It's our anniversary anniversary, babe, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we got a horri from someone special. And
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Speaker 3: You have a whole community. There's thousands of people over
Speaker 3: there in different cities. You can meet the Erica to
Speaker 3: your Jamila. Yeah, and you'll just already know they're in
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Speaker 2: I didn't read this, so I'm not sure if it's
Speaker 2: a level ten or a level zero. We'll find out.
Speaker 2: We'll tell you live. Okay. Me and my baby dad
Speaker 2: were on a supposed break for a few months. During
Speaker 2: this time, we weren't living together and had already been
Speaker 2: together for five years, friends for eight. However, I wanted
Speaker 2: to take the time to be on my own and
Speaker 2: to be on my own and why I chose certain
Speaker 2: and to be on to what I wanted to take
Speaker 2: the time to be on my It sounds like she
Speaker 2: was trying to decide why she had chosen certain men
Speaker 2: so in her past and forever and forever and for
Speaker 2: whatever reason, meeting up. She started reaching out to them
Speaker 2: and meeting up for a conversation after not speaking for years.
Speaker 2: Oh like her exit, she was revisiting her past basically
Speaker 2: to see why she had chosen She was auditing her exes.
Speaker 4: So I ended up.
Speaker 2: Meeting with this guy that I had an on again,
Speaker 2: off again relationship for years. We met, had drinks and
Speaker 2: I lightweight, got too drunk to drive, so he drove
Speaker 2: us to his house until I sobered up, which was
Speaker 2: about seven minutes away. We were talking, chilling, and then
Speaker 2: things escalated. We went to the bedroom, started kissing and
Speaker 2: he was getting very handsy and started eating me out.
Speaker 2: So I asked if he had a condom, and he
Speaker 2: said yes, he got one from the drawer and we
Speaker 2: were off from there. During sex, I remembered how bad
Speaker 2: our sex was actually really bad, and now was not
Speaker 2: much of an improvement. Then something felt very different. I stopped,
Speaker 2: looked back and asked and asked him what happened to
Speaker 2: the condom. He froze and told me he took it off.
Speaker 2: Oh fucking dick, this is illegal, by the way. I
Speaker 2: froze for a second and immediately told him that this
Speaker 2: was done and to take me to my car. He
Speaker 2: kept trying to plead with me to have sex with him.
Speaker 2: Long story short, he was still the same manipulative dickhead
Speaker 2: he was before. He ended up driving me to my
Speaker 2: car and tried to kiss me good night, and I
Speaker 2: dodged him and got out of the car, got in mine,
Speaker 2: and opened up my window to let him know he
Speaker 2: was a desperate asshole who acts like he doesn't get pussy.
Speaker 2: Then drove off into my child free night home. Definitely
Speaker 2: don't want to look back into any men from the past,
Speaker 2: and I think this taught me the hard way that
Speaker 2: everything I needed, everything I needed was from me and
Speaker 2: definitely not from them. Oh damn, that's a dark horse story.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that you had to.
Speaker 3: I also don't ever don't.
Speaker 2: Look back, and I don't take the day after pill
Speaker 2: get tested. You don't know this man the fucking been
Speaker 2: up to.
Speaker 3: Anybody who does that is just like if I. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's not even going to that. Men are dumb. That's dumb.
Speaker 3: That is illegal.
Speaker 2: Sue him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what the fuck.
Speaker 3: There's a word for it that Mandy taught us.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what it was called.
Speaker 3: Do you have any horse stories?
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't right now. I know my sex
Speaker 2: life is kind of these days right now, Vanilla.
Speaker 3: Oh, Vanilla, Vanilla. Yeah, well I don't really have a
Speaker 3: horror story. But we did a role play like we
Speaker 3: were in like the mid the mid medieval times. Oh interesting,
Speaker 3: I realized that my Medieval times language needs some more.
Speaker 3: I need to watch like some more House of Dragons
Speaker 3: or whatever. I don't watch enough like period.
Speaker 2: What were you saying, like come some lad come here.
Speaker 3: Comes, bring my concubine, okay, and just making me my concubine.
Speaker 3: I just like that word concubine.
Speaker 2: Come lay in the bed with me. It's concubine, like
Speaker 2: not your part, like he's like your side nugget, or like.
Speaker 3: It's like your servant.
Speaker 2: Ho oh, okay, it's a servant.
Speaker 1: Ho.
Speaker 3: It's like it's a servant. They might serve some teep,
Speaker 3: but mostly they serve some dick. Or is a concubine
Speaker 3: only a woman?
Speaker 2: I don't know, because there was a guy in my
Speaker 2: school that called his partner his concubine, and I like,
Speaker 2: that's he kept calling her that?
Speaker 3: Wait wait wait, like in school someone was calling that.
Speaker 2: In high school. No, like, no, this it's so in
Speaker 2: the program that I was, Oh, he was calling his
Speaker 2: partner in the program.
Speaker 3: That we were in together.
Speaker 2: Was that weird guy?
Speaker 3: M hmm, okay, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: I don't think that that, And so I was I
Speaker 2: just kind of thought like maybe it just meant like
Speaker 2: they aren't in a committed relationship and this was like
Speaker 2: a fancy word for saying like you know, they're like open.
Speaker 3: No, I think it. I think it's I think it
Speaker 3: maybe like a sub dom situation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like he's the dominant, she's the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it sounds like. That's the word that
Speaker 3: they came up with. But yeah, concubine is like a
Speaker 3: sex slave.
Speaker 2: I think. Just look at Pita pizza.
Speaker 3: Come to my contest. Fetch the tray of cronut cronus.
Speaker 2: Why would they have cronuts? Fetch my cronus, my cronus,
Speaker 2: My my, my teens and my crump we call trumpet trumpets, trumpets,
Speaker 2: my crumpets in my teeth.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, concubine, I don't even sell that conk.
Speaker 4: Put that mint in your mouth.
Speaker 6: Putting the mint, bringing the mint leaves, bring them it
Speaker 6: leaves to my quarters, and bring concubine number seven, now,
Speaker 6: please me with your oral mouth.
Speaker 3: A concubine is a woman who cohabits cohabits with a man,
Speaker 3: often in a long term sexual relationship, without being legally
Speaker 3: married to him, typically holding a lower social status than
Speaker 3: a wife.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a side ho Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2: Oh a side bitch. Well it's not even a side
Speaker 2: bitch because you don't have a main, bitch. He doesn't
Speaker 2: have to have a main.
Speaker 6: Orlando, is this your concubine?
Speaker 2: Orlando, Baby, let's go. Let's go get a concubine. Tonight.
Speaker 3: Tonight we're going to We're going to the brothel, and
Speaker 3: you can pick out whatever full concubines that you'd love,
Speaker 3: only on the weekends twice twice twice. The Midsummer babe
Speaker 3: must have hair of fire, crotch a fire hair fire gather,
Speaker 3: gather your back and shin as silky as the moonlight.
Speaker 3: On the dof fourth day of winter. Draw my candles
Speaker 3: in my bath. See it's kind of fun that went out.
Speaker 3: Especially if you make yourself like the king or the queen,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't make it. I mean, I could be the concubine.
Speaker 3: It depends what kind of thing you're into.
Speaker 2: Well, let's see it. A male concubine is there is
Speaker 2: there a word. There's the difference between male and females
Speaker 2: and the same ship.
Speaker 3: A male concubine is concubinius, my concubinus. Concubinists. Cover your
Speaker 3: things and behead him. He did not use the mint leaves.
Speaker 3: Behead my concubinus. You have been what is it called?
Speaker 3: You like? Go somewhere far?
Speaker 4: How do you like? How do you then?
Speaker 2: Actually, when you're in the act, like you don't really know,
Speaker 2: Henry dof make my my feathers ruffle into the not
Speaker 2: give me your second bond.
Speaker 3: I'm both the first son of the king.
Speaker 2: Yes, yep, yeah, yeah, ejaculate in me.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they had that word yet.
Speaker 2: Release doth, my doth is really important.
Speaker 3: Release your elixa, release dot sacred elixa inside of my
Speaker 3: sacred end. You shall be king after this. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: I'm gonna watch some more Medieval Times just for this inspiration.
Speaker 3: Maybe there's some Medieval Times porn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure there is. H I mean
Speaker 2: there's everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's the whole you know, role play.
Speaker 2: And not the role play with you know people, the reenactments.
Speaker 2: I'm sure those reenactments also have sex parties after right,
Speaker 2: they have to.
Speaker 3: That's I guess that's basically why we have a bunch
Speaker 3: of we've had We've gone to costume party sex parties.
Speaker 2: But like those people that do reenactment like situations where
Speaker 2: the actually no, like they have like full on like
Speaker 2: they go to the fields and they reenact war time.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, don't we have a friend who used to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 2: Like they even have like a whole festival like that.
Speaker 2: What is that reenacting festival when they all dress.
Speaker 3: Up like maybe Evil Times.
Speaker 2: It's called something else, I know, a fairy night's dream.
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't think it was a good time
Speaker 3: for our people. I got to do more research. Wait,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think we're on the way here. We've always been here.
Speaker 3: Write I'm following. I'm following a page that's all about
Speaker 3: like indigenous black Europeans, and it's like, the truth is,
Speaker 3: black people.
Speaker 2: Are worldwide everywhere.
Speaker 3: Maybe before slavery, before we didn't all just be in Africa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I meant the ones that were on the way.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, would you like to pick a tarot card?
Speaker 3: I shall I shall? My dear, my dea concubine, You're
Speaker 3: my concubine. Orlando's my husband, and you udo my concubine.
Speaker 2: I thought it was your wife.
Speaker 3: You fucked up.
Speaker 4: I've been demoted.
Speaker 2: I've been demoted to concubine. Dumb. Oh okay, Oh, this
Speaker 2: looks like she's been concubined.
Speaker 3: Concubine the Eight of the Swords, The Eight of Swords?
Speaker 2: Shall I read it in this accent?
Speaker 3: You shall, concubine? Have we have come across the words
Speaker 3: of the ethers, the Italio cards and the witch lady?
Speaker 3: My concubine Attica the third will read it.
Speaker 2: To us okay, Well, here it is upright negative thoughts,
Speaker 2: self imposed restriction, imprisonment, victim mentality. Native Swords reveals that
Speaker 2: you feel trapped and restricted by your circumstances. You believe
Speaker 2: your options are limited with no clear path out. You
Speaker 2: might be in an unfulfilling job, an abusive relationship, is
Speaker 2: significant amount of debt, or a situation way out of
Speaker 2: alignment with your inner being. You are now trapped between
Speaker 2: a rock rock rock in a hard place with no
Speaker 2: resolution available. However, take note that the woman in the
Speaker 2: card is not entirely prison imprisoned by the aight of
Speaker 2: swords around her, and if she wanted to escape, she could.
Speaker 2: She merely needs to remove the blindfold and free herself
Speaker 2: from the imposed bindings that hold her back. When the
Speaker 2: Eight of Swords appears in a terror reading, it comes
Speaker 2: from a warning that your thoughts and beliefs are no
Speaker 2: longer serving you. You may be overthinking things, creating negative patterns,
Speaker 2: or limiting yourself by only considering the worst case scenario.
Speaker 2: The more you think about the situation, the more you
Speaker 2: feel stuck and without any options. Concubine, the Eight of
Speaker 2: Swords assures you that there is a way out of
Speaker 2: your current predicament. You just need a new perspective. You
Speaker 2: already have the resources you need, but it is up
Speaker 2: to you to use those resources in ways that serve you.
Speaker 3: I think we shall always read the tarot in this
Speaker 3: voice because it seems rather appropriate, more magical much add
Speaker 3: some magical music here, please, maybe we'll listen more. If
Speaker 3: we talk like this doing taro, does it seem more magical?
Speaker 3: Because it does, do we.
Speaker 2: Seem smarter, smarter, smarter. I always felt like people that
Speaker 2: speak an English accent just sound a little smart, smarter.
Speaker 3: Talking speaking of abusive relationships, I was wondering if we
Speaker 3: are in an abusive relationship with each other because we
Speaker 3: have to go to therapy to talk about our problems.
Speaker 2: We were joking outside of therapy because we're like, wow,
Speaker 2: we have to we can tell everyone can do everything
Speaker 2: else on our own, but we have to pay someone
Speaker 2: to make us talk to each other feelings.
Speaker 3: So we're like, yeah, I was gonna pay the big
Speaker 3: bucks that we could talk right to each other, and
Speaker 3: we're gonna just give our money away. But everybody else, well,
Speaker 3: we'll tell you what to do. At least we're paying
Speaker 3: a black woman at least we don't playing a black
Speaker 3: woman doesn't feel it feels like I'm paying my auntie too.
Speaker 3: Is that our music of the medieval times?
Speaker 2: Where you just come from Lord?
Speaker 4: That Lord?
Speaker 3: Is that you?
Speaker 2: That Lord?
Speaker 4: That was weird?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It just closed the website and it
Speaker 3: was the Tarot website. They have music now, they have AI.
Speaker 3: They said they want this background music.
Speaker 2: Her phones are listening. I mean they know they are,
Speaker 2: but right, they just cued the music for us. What
Speaker 2: the fuck? Okay, okayd Tara, we heard you got it? Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was like, oh my god, maybe we're an abusive
Speaker 3: relationship because we're not saying the thing. And then I
Speaker 3: was like, really abusing each other. And then I was like,
Speaker 3: we don't think about emotional abuse and friendships because we
Speaker 3: only think about the abuse in like parental or romantic relationships.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I think I should talk like this for
Speaker 3: the rest of the day, because why not. Okay, well,
Speaker 3: one cup of tea please, three honey squeezes.
Speaker 2: I feel as though if you do talk like this,
Speaker 2: by the time you get to the bedroom tonight, you'll
Speaker 2: be primed and ready well versed.
Speaker 3: Orlando, come to my quarters, please, my concubiness a concubinis. Yeah,
Speaker 3: try that tonight. Tell me how it goes, especially if
Speaker 3: you have a man who likes those type of movies.
Speaker 3: You can even put like some fairy tale characters in there,
Speaker 3: like setch my dragon, We're going to the East Shore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3: You could be a werewolf or a witch doctor.
Speaker 2: A werewolf? Oh I would. I think I'd like to
Speaker 2: be sucked by a werewolf, I know, and I mean
Speaker 2: as another werewolf, not like as a human. I kind
Speaker 2: of that would bestiality.
Speaker 3: I want a werewolf is half human half man.
Speaker 2: I think I thought I turn into another but they
Speaker 2: turn into the werewolf.
Speaker 3: But then they in the day they are human.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: But okay, I was having a vision of a c
Speaker 2: of a beast fucking me as a beast. I just
Speaker 2: want to be clear.
Speaker 4: Other beast.
Speaker 3: No, there'll be no crossing a species. I want to
Speaker 3: be a vampire. I also want to be fucked by
Speaker 3: a vampire and then turn into a vampire because I
Speaker 3: watched the new Interview with the Vampire and it was
Speaker 3: very gay. It's like a gay dramedy. Okay, one more
Speaker 3: thing before we go. Another very important TV contribution. If
Speaker 3: you haven't watched this, I know I'm late. Fucking ninety
Speaker 3: day Fiance is the best TV I've ever seen in
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 2: I've seen it before.
Speaker 3: Are you watching old episodes? I don't know what I've
Speaker 3: season eight. There's this black guy.
Speaker 2: You gotta be on season four hundred by now, like
Speaker 2: it's been on for a long time.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's gold TV. Like I wish that we
Speaker 3: thought of that show.
Speaker 2: It's so good. It's got to be sad.
Speaker 3: It's really sad. Actually, you know what I really noticed,
Speaker 3: Like my biggest observation. I like to watch love shows
Speaker 3: because then I see how desperate people are for love
Speaker 3: and like how kind of sad it is. A lot
Speaker 3: of these people are not even dumb people. They're just
Speaker 3: like people from small towns that are like they have
Speaker 3: everything else they want love. But I also see how
Speaker 3: like a mayor, kids are and we're so entitled. Like
Speaker 3: there's so many niggas men, white men who went and
Speaker 3: got like Russian, Ukrainian Filipino wives and then they bring
Speaker 3: them back to like very rural places of the United
Speaker 3: States because why because you don't have any friends. This
Speaker 3: is why you were bro. And they're like, okay, you're
Speaker 3: here now and I have to go to work. And
Speaker 3: it was like there's fucking Ukrainian girls in like the
Speaker 3: middle of the forest on the farm and they're like
Speaker 3: it's very traumatic, and I was just like, what fucking
Speaker 3: like assholes Americans are that we think we should just
Speaker 3: like purchase and bring including love like you cannot force love.
Speaker 2: There's this one guy and both of them are complicit.
Speaker 3: Both of complicit. And then I'm also was thinking, like
Speaker 3: the Ukrainian Russian bitches are hardcore. I'm like, black women.
Speaker 2: Get to I mean, I can see why they would
Speaker 2: want to get out there. They're kind of in a
Speaker 2: war torn country. They're like anything's better than But.
Speaker 3: Then but then they they're like I hate and they're
Speaker 3: like trying to go from medieval to Russian very difficult, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: And it's like me, I don't want to go to
Speaker 3: the farm. I don't like it here. I want the
Speaker 3: new Rug. I want the new Rug and I don't
Speaker 3: like it. I know my country is poor, but I
Speaker 3: do not like New Orleans. It smells of peace. It's
Speaker 3: so crazy. Then there's a guy named Tarik, a black
Speaker 3: eye from Virginia Beach and Tarik is a rapper.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 3: Think I have it in my phone because I had
Speaker 3: to videotape it. Oh man, and he has a chain
Speaker 3: that says so like that's what his main job is. No,
Speaker 3: I can't. He's forty nine years old. That is not
Speaker 3: his main job. But he's still in the stew I
Speaker 3: don't know if he thought that this was going to like,
Speaker 3: if he.
Speaker 2: Did this, oh, then he was gonna like take off.
Speaker 3: I think so. But then he like gets this poor
Speaker 3: Filipino woman down here, and like the truth is she's
Speaker 3: a fucking lesbian, and he's like very off put by her,
Speaker 3: really just wanting to be a lesbian. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I guys, ready, Oh my god, this is really important.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, face towards me. Wait wait she's wait she's
Speaker 2: a lesbian. Wait wait wait.
Speaker 4: I did so.
Speaker 3: Many I had the best time I was home alone.
Speaker 3: I was like Orlando was a sleep at was like one
Speaker 3: o'clock in the morning. I was in the living room hollering,
Speaker 3: like crying, laughing. It's really prime TV. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I better have this fucking clip because it's basically the
Speaker 3: best thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go, here we go. He got a cue.
Speaker 3: He's not bad looking. Damn, I didn't get his wraps
Speaker 3: good enough anyway. Wait then there's another. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: there's another clue.
Speaker 2: See why she got confused.
Speaker 3: There's another clip.
Speaker 2: The reconminded got me if I was in Ukraine as well.
Speaker 6: The sights, the sounds.
Speaker 2: He's a deep king.
Speaker 3: He got a sword from Thailand and he was he
Speaker 3: was like playing with it and then he's like cutting
Speaker 3: the zucchini with with the sword in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: It's very sad. Actually it's a good man.
Speaker 3: He is a good man. A lot of the people
Speaker 3: are good people. They just are lonely and then it
Speaker 3: makes them get got. There's this white lady. She is
Speaker 3: a skin queen like she made a lot of money.
Speaker 3: She's never been married, like an esthetician. She's like medical
Speaker 3: medical Spashia. She owns to medical spas and I don't
Speaker 3: know East bumble fuck Michigan or some shit. And she
Speaker 3: has gotten her a twenty four year old belligian king. Okay,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, come on now, bitch, like come on.
Speaker 3: This is the thing that she is cute.
Speaker 2: She's she's cute.
Speaker 3: For a forty nine year old white lady who lives
Speaker 3: in Michigan. But do you think this twenty four year
Speaker 3: old Bellisian man really wants to be with you? Like
Speaker 3: I just I really urge people to use common sense.
Speaker 3: And I know we've said this before about like and
Speaker 3: I know love can be found in all shapes and
Speaker 3: forms and fashions. And I know this sounds shallow.
Speaker 2: However, he does love her, loves what she can provide
Speaker 2: for him, and he can learn to love her. I
Speaker 2: don't think there's any learning.
Speaker 3: I think they're gonna get the green card and be out,
Speaker 3: and I'm going to tell you what happens at the end.
Speaker 3: Committed to seeing all these storylines through because it's fucking well.
Speaker 2: You think about like male older order brides from back
Speaker 2: in the day, I mean before having Instagram, really like
Speaker 2: email they used to literally it was literally male order,
Speaker 2: Like they would send pictures in the mail and you
Speaker 2: would choose your bride and then they would send them
Speaker 2: to you. Like that's how it was.
Speaker 3: If you need love that bad.
Speaker 2: There's a man in Florida right now with his Filipinos
Speaker 2: one and sometimes it works when they're married and they
Speaker 2: have a full kid five kids.
Speaker 3: I think the women are less likely to dip. I
Speaker 3: mean the Ukrainian she looks like she was like Kim
Speaker 3: Kardashian does not live here. I was like, no, bitch,
Speaker 3: m she does not live in the bayou? Is that
Speaker 3: why you cat.
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 3: It's kind of sad, And then like the people are
Speaker 3: like offended, like you don't like my mama, this is
Speaker 3: the this is we live. She's like, this is a.
Speaker 2: Swamp and a trailer parks. That's all I mean. I've seen,
Speaker 2: I've seen and there's always a character like that that
Speaker 2: she's like bougie but from a nothing, but came and shessed.
Speaker 2: She thought she was gonna live like Kim Kardashians.
Speaker 3: She did, and now she's in the bayou and she's
Speaker 3: like it smells like piss. I'm like, yeah, because you're
Speaker 3: on Bourbon Street girl, baby, I know. It's like trauma
Speaker 3: all across. They have to get lawsuits after this because
Speaker 3: it's insane. Anyway, it's the new joy of my life.
Speaker 3: And it's also like a natural anti depressant. So if
Speaker 3: anyone's feeling sad, just turn on Season eight ninety Day
Speaker 3: Fiance and it gets real good.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll keep that in mind in my toolbox of sadness.
Speaker 3: I tried to watch it Orlanda watch it, and he
Speaker 3: was so annoyed with me.
Speaker 2: I don't want to watch this, you know, think it's funny.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I think that's enough for today.
Speaker 2: Well, you guys, we love you, and we love you
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