WEBVTT - #359: Four Chopsticks For Fatso 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:07.080 Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:15.480 Brooklyn Boys, start up Up. They Magan noise Dada, start Up. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:15.400 Dat Up. 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:21.480 Episode three fifty nine, it's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. David 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:25.200 Brody Scary Jones three fifty nine. 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:27.040 You know what that means? What does that mean? Brody? 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:29.000 We are one. 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:32.040 Away from three sixty, which it's a complete turnaround for us. 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:33.800 Hio. 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:37.080 I thought you were you give me some numerology there, 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:40.279 what what the significant gids of three five nine would be? 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:43.360 But I don't get I got nothing for you. Yeah, 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:46.280 I mean they're all odd numbers. No, what it is 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:50.239 that there is? That? Wow? So much to get to. 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:52.960 A lot's happened in the past week, and uh, you 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:56.280 know the obviously the big headline is big headline. Go 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:59.520 today night to our friend Carla Marie and Anthony's wedding 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:03.120 Carlo Men Anthony formerly of The Big Show Rancho. And 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:06.959 that was that famous all black everything wedding that we 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:07.319 went to. 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:10.720 Well it was for me. I was in all black everything. 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:12.080 Scary Jones was not. 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:15.880 And I pointed something out immediately when I saw him, 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:19.280 and then the bride and groom when they were coming around, both. 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:21.119 Pointed it out and I think that you put them 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:24.000 up to it. No, I would never do something like that. 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:25.520 That would be funny, but I would never do something 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:28.840 like that. So scary world white shirt. Now, a lot 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:30.560 of you may have seen our pictures on the on 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:32.920 social media. Scary and I posted a picture of the 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:35.000 two of us together. You can go to at David 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:37.560 Brody and in the highlights section of my stories look 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:39.640 under the Brooklyn Boys and you'll see the photo. 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:43.679 By the way, on that picture, that's a pretty fucking. 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:44.920 Awesome picture of the both of us. I think we 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:48.600 both look pretty dapper, pretty handsome. I loved it. I 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:50.400 fell in love with the picture right away. And it 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:52.960 was I have to admit. Was it was taken on 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:54.840 David Brodie's Android phone. 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:58.120 Yeah, I will say because of the lighting in the room, 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:00.400 we were in a dark spot and the light behind us. 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:04.320 You can't make out my shirt vest combo as well 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:07.240 as not as much definition. But as far as the 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:10.600 physical appearance of us wearing black suits, we looked pretty good. 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:14.080 Black on black on black. I wore the touch had 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:18.080 I had the black like a waiter. No I but 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:20.359 that's what most people look, That's what most guys look 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:23.040 like when they wear a black they go to a 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:23.840 black tie affair. 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:26.520 It's you can't get around looking like a waiter. 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.960 Okay, if you wear a tuxedo, that's a different story, 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.520 because you have a different lapel. You might have a 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:35.840 bow tie, you might have cuff links, you had a 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:38.840 black suit, black tie, white shirt, you look like a waiter. 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:42.079 The wall would looked and it was the way bad. 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:45.040 I mean, it was acceptable for the party, right, that 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:45.880 was acceptable. 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:47.840 I was exceptional. You see the difference. 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:52.440 Okay, Well, anyway, why I thought I'm allowed to accessorize 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:56.960 here were you wore a red tie pin? There was 0:02:57.000 --> 0:03:01.080 no red allowed, black or white and scary way typin 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:03.520 with a red dot on it, and everybody noticed and 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.840 everybody called it it was a tie clip, and it 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:09.040 was it was only it was only red in the center. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:10.640 It was it was a it was a it was 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:12.120 like a record, remember records. 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:14.640 I was the guy, but the bullet was only in 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:16.799 the small part where the whole was talking. 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:18.760 About guys, ladies and gentlemen. 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:22.600 We're only we're talking about the red color he speaks 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:27.120 of is literally the size of a head of a thumbtack. 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:30.400 The head of three hundred and three fifty. There was 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:31.120 a lot of people. 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.840 She had twenty two people in her wedding party, combined 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:37.280 with Anthony's guy in an old wedding body. Nobody was 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:40.720 wearing any color but black or white, and you show 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:41.640 up with a red tide. 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:44.720 We discussed this. They were okay. There were women there 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:47.680 wearing red bottoms. They had the Christian shoes. 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:49.840 Shoes. It is not smack dab in the middle of 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:51.720 their chest. You broke the rule. 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:55.240 I saw some women were accessorizing with we We we went, 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:58.960 we went deep on this topic. We talked about the 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:02.960 insignia of a pocketbook and and Carlinrie even told us 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:03.920 that that was fine. 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:06.720 You can not. Anthony called it out right away. When 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:07.120 what are you doing? 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.880 When rat so women? Women wore gold jewelry? What's the 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:11.080 matter with that? That's color? 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:12.240 What they were gold? 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:18.039 What gold jewelry? No jewelry jewelry. Well you put the 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:21.800 Jeweish jewelry, that's right, but it's not jeweler. Ree, jeweler 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:22.640 is the guy who sells it. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:23.360 Jewel is. 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:27.880 This is what it's made of. Jewels, jewelry, jewelry anyway, anyway, 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:29.120 jewelry you. 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:31.080 Broke the law. Anyway, that's not the worst of what 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:33.719 Scary did. So can we get down to it. Let's talk. 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:37.400 So Scary had one job. I said, look, there's a 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:39.320 lot of people that are haven't seen in two years, 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:41.800 so I haven't seen in three years. So as much 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.320 as I I you know their family, you know, there 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.400 might be like a lack of you know, what to 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:48.919 talk about. I said, do me a favoue, Scary, just 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:52.760 you as an icebreaker. Just make sure you sit next 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:55.400 to me, save me a seat because we're at the 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:57.880 same table. And this way I can always turn to 0:04:57.920 --> 0:04:59.800 you if I forget somebody's name. Not the people I 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:02.200 work with, but like peripheral people. And there were a 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.520 couple of people who I remember, I remember their names. 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:05.920 I haven't seen him in three years. Not the people 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:08.000 in the morning, other people who work in the ray station. 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:11.080 So Scary at one job. So we we uh, we go. 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:12.240 I you know, everybody's there. 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:15.080 I see everybody from the show, Elvis and Josh and 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:18.520 and and Sam and all everybody. We go in and 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:21.960 you know there's the the pre was a happy hour 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:25.239 what do you call it? The and Scary and Robin 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:26.839 are great we ming a little bit. Then we go 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:29.440 in for the ceremony and Scary and Robin and I 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:32.200 Robin's girlfriend Rob, Scary's girlfriend, Robin, the three of us 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.919 go in together, and Scary says. 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:36.320 Oh, well, what side of was supposed to sit on 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:38.440 the bride of the groom. Now we're friends of both, 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.560 so it really doesn't matter. So Scary like, oh, we'll 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:42.160 just sit on the on the on the bride side, 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.920 which I thought was, you know, okay, So he goes 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:48.440 into like, let's say row eight, Okay, not far back, 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:51.080 but not too close. He goes into row eight and 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:54.520 it's a row of five chairs and he walks in 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.000 and then Robin next to him, and then me, which 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:58.760 is fine. I don't mind sitting next to Robin. So 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:01.279 then Scary says, oh, this is a row for five. 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:02.920 It's going to be awkward. There's gonna be two people. 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:06.080 And Scary realizes now he's all the way in the row. 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:09.000 He's five away from the aisle with a wedding car. 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:11.960 I want to be on the aisle. So Scary says, 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.960 the row ahead of us, row seven, there's three seats 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:18.120 together on the end. 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:18.919 Let's sit there. 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:22.840 Now, picture this I'm the first, the last one in 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.800 row eight, So I back out of row eight and 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:27.640 now I'm the putts that has to go into row 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:31.080 seven first, and then Robin and then Skar. So Scary 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:33.080 gets the aisle seat that I would have had, and 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:34.560 we switched Rose. But I don't want to be a dick, 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:36.960 because you know what Scary's taking care of. There were 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:38.560 three of us. There were three of us, and they 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:41.600 were three seats. It was come on, man, let let 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:42.000 you be up. 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:46.080 Come on, if the petty you deliberately backed out of 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.280 row eight, So I would go all right. 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:50.760 But you know what happened next was not my fault. 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:55.920 So Scary sits on the aisle and they say, no cameras, 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:56.920 you can't film the video. 0:06:57.080 --> 0:07:00.240 Right when I didn't take Gary's leg was shaking. His 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:02.280 leg was shaking. He's like, oh, this would have made 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:05.200 a good shot. Hits, hits, everything. So okay. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.720 So after the ceremony, we mingle. 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:11.000 Again, we got cocktail hour was again there okay, and 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:12.440 we walk into the big room. 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:15.480 We checked out. We're all sitting at table seven. Fantastic. 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:19.000 Scary walks in, Robin walks in. I walk in and 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.120 I get separated a little bit, a couple of people 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:21.760 that walk. 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:23.440 In between us. No problem was the problem. 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:28.680 Gary sits down. Scary sits down at the table between 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:30.880 people that are already sitting there to make sure he 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:34.280 gets the dead center seat facing the dance floor. And 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.600 I get to the table. Now Scary and Robin are 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.080 surrounded on both sides, and I look at scarygo You 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:42.240 had one fucking job, saved me a seat, and he 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:43.000 did not save me. 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:46.840 So the issue is, first of all, we Sheldon and 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:49.560 Danielle were with us on one side, and then. 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:50.600 Danielle's husband, Sheldon. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:53.440 For those who don't know, yes, we had Scottie Beatona, 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:56.960 who was sitting to my left. I forgot whatever. There 0:07:56.960 --> 0:08:00.880 were people Gary Ally, yeah, garyon Nally. Ali and Robin 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:04.200 are like besties. They love each other, so obviously Robin 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:06.400 wants to sit next to Ali and then Garrett and 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:11.480 to the But Sheldon was sitting next to me with 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:14.720 Danielle on his her other side. Listen, you were in 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:18.360 good company, Brody, you were fine. You sat next to Danielle. 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:21.240 This was and I sat next to Lauren. Put from 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:24.480 the morning from but fast forward to you had a job. 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:26.640 You had a job to save me a seat, But 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:30.080 you chose the center seat to face the stage in 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:33.439 the dance And here's why, more than saying every wedding 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:37.240 that I ever go to, I'm the schmuck who's always 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:40.040 facing away from the dance floor. And then whenever it's 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:41.920 time to pay attention to what's going on, and there's 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:45.280 a lot going on, I always have to like like 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:46.400 like put again a. 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:49.080 Criok in my neck like ah, or turn my chair 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:50.599 around like I fucking hate it. 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:51.880 I'm sick of being that guy. 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:54.640 I want if I get there in good enough time, 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:58.360 I want the dead front and center seat facing the 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:00.800 dance floor so I don't have to move my chair. 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:02.080 But I remember it. 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.400 Okay, sober last week when I gave scared of the 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:06.720 choice and I said, would you rather have everyone you 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:09.360 know no longer be known to you, but you'd be 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.319 pampered and get whatever you want? And he said, I 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:14.200 would rather be pampered. I don't care about friends and family. 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:17.040 Fuck them, that's what he did. He said, Fuck Brody, 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:19.720 I would have a dead center facing the stage. I 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:24.079 don't care about anything else. And I'm gonna said, you 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:25.199 saved me a seat. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:28.280 That being said, you didn't Carl Maar looked beautiful, Anthony 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:31.280 looked awesome. I mean, you want to talk about Barbie 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:35.040 and Ken. They are the ultimate like couple, you know they. 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:36.520 They Yeah, it was a good looking couple. 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:40.000 They are a sexy couple and a fun Yeah, and 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:42.520 they you know. Later in the night, they made sure 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:45.439 that everyone was taking care of musically. They had their 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:48.120 Emo hour for their you know, their friends to get 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:51.000 their fixed. They had the freestyle thing going. They even 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:56.480 did a DJ's in belmar fist pumping set. They knew all. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:10:00.920 Oh they had sense uh, smoke machines and smoke guns 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:05.560 and with fire fireworks pyro pyro pirate. Do take exception 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:08.080 of you referring to Carl Maria sexy. I feel like 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:10.400 she's like a daughter, Toss, and I don't feel like 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:10.839 a daughter. 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:12.240 She's not. She's not much. 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:15.600 She's not far an age from us, scary from me. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.720 She's young enough to be No, she's not. 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:21.040 No, she's not. She is she's not you are you 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:25.240 are nineteen years older than her. No, I'm not. I'm 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:27.840 ten years older than her. Oh no, you're not. Do 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:28.320 the math. 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.720 She's not, dude, she's not forty one. What are you 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:35.079 talking about? She's like, she's just around forty thirty three. 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:38.679 No she's not, dude, No she's not. 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:39.240 She was. 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:42.040 She was a college intern in two thousand and nine. 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:46.400 That's sixteen years ago. Anthony, Anthony's close to forty. Anthony's 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:48.800 like thirty seven. But Calin Marie's thirty three years old 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:50.760 or maybe thirty four, but I think it's thirty three. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:53.800 I don't know about that. She's old enough, she's she's 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:55.640 young enough to be your daughter. Man, No she's not. No, 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:56.040 she's not. 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.400 No, no, no, No one in your thirties is young 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:00.480 enough to be Like, what are you talking about? 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.120 People the country? I'm not going to name any states. Okay, 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:04.440 so people have kids when they're. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:07.480 Young, I know, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:09.640 no no, you're not getting away with that one. 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:12.400 Carla, mari and Anthony are not young. 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:14.320 Enough or old enough whatever you want to say, to 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.559 be my son daughtery No way is young enough to 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:17.199 be your daughter. 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:19.600 No, she's not, she's not. You know how many nineteen 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.320 nineteen year old guys have to know we're talking about that. 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:25.920 That would be fifteen Your math is off your hey, 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:27.120 Brody your math. 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:30.520 Your math ain't method on this one, Garry, she's she's 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:33.240 she was sixty, she's thirty four at most. 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:37.280 Uh No, hold on, I'm gonna ask chat ChiPT because 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:41.439 you're gonna ad how is chat people to public figure? 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:45.040 What's up? Anything on your mind you want to dive into? Yeah? 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:51.040 How old is TV and radio personality? Carla Marie Monica? 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:57.319 What's a new version? Chat ChiPT already told me how old? 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:00.640 So Carla Marie Monico was born in March nineteen eighty eight, 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:03.240 which makes her about thirty seven years old right now. 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:05.800 And yep, she's known from her radio hosting days and 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:07.240 her podcasting was Anthony. 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:08.679 So there's your quick answer. 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:13.560 Thank you thirty seven? Did okay? That's a mic drop 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:17.320 moment for me. Yes, yes, yeah, So okay, Brody, I 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.240 was not gonna let you. I was not gonna let 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:21.640 you win this one. And Anthony is like close to forty. 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:22.600 Okay. 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:24.240 For the record, there are still people that have kids 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:26.040 at fourteen. I'm not saying I would do it because 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:29.440 I did. Okay, Brody. Sorry the way, My point is 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:32.880 they look tremendous. And listen, if you see any of 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.760 the photos that Carlo Marie posts online under the caller 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:37.880 Marie Anthony at worst Anthony. 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:38.839 That's all. 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:43.880 The pictures were all done by intern Phil Siciliano, who 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:47.120 used to call Psycho Phil morning show intern, who's now 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:54.320 done five weddings for the Morning Show. Right awesome, So 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:57.400 he did well as an internship. He's tremendous. You had 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:00.000 for ten, ten intern. 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:01.200 Ten interns in the room. 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:06.000 Congratulations, I gotta say, though, I gotta say I was 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:12.280 a little jealous because at dinner time, I ordered the 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:14.440 prime rib, as did a lot of people at the table, 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:18.240 and I asked for it medium rare or what they 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:21.120 called medium. They were like yeah, They're like yeah, They're 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:23.840 like yeah, it's pink, pink in the center. I'm like, great, awesome. 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:33.079 It shows up and it's like tough as leather, well done, whoa, whoa, yeah. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:34.920 All right, yeah right, Well mine was rare. It was great. 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:36.600 Yours was great. Mine was not. 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:38.760 I brought it back to the kitchen, I said, hey, 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:42.199 can you help me out here? I wanted this medium rare? 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:43.680 Yeah, all right. 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:46.720 All of a sudden, the same exact piece of meat 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:49.360 shows up on my plate. I don't know if there 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:52.760 was a miscommunication, but dude, what kind of person complains 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:54.680 about the food of the wedding. I wouldn't even do that. 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:58.520 Yeah, right, you know what I ordered? 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:02.559 So the prime rib came with uh, mashed potatoes and vegetables, 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:04.280 and I asked the waiter if I could police have 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:08.040 double massial vegetables, and he said, and I quote, the 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:12.679 chef gets very annoyed. Doesn't like making substitutions. So I said, okay, 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:16.319 I get the chef doesn't. Dude, somebody's plating the food. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:20.640 Somebody's going meat mass potato vegetable, meat mashado vegetable. 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:22.320 The chef isn't doing it well. 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:24.760 They also don't want to deviate from that because then 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:27.280 it takes them out of rhythm. It's like an assembly line. 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:29.440 So I could totally understand. They don't want to know. 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:31.440 They don't want it to fuck anything up like that. Yeah, 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:32.240 they don't. They don't want to. 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:33.840 Yeah. 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:36.520 There was a carrot on my plate, and I like carrots, 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:38.360 so I'm like, oh, the vegetables have a carrot in them, 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:41.480 an orange orange carrot. So I oh, I stuck my 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:43.680 forking it and I popped it in my mouth and 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:44.720 it went squish. 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:46.560 It was an orange pepper. 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:49.000 It was just weird, like if you have that feeling 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:52.040 it expected, like a hard crunch carrot. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:54.920 It was very weird. Anyway, the food was good. 0:14:55.040 --> 0:15:00.000 I dealt with it. It was fine. The food was amazing. Otherwise, beautiful, 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:02.240 beautiful choice in catering home. 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:03.680 My god, everything was great. 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:06.000 By the way, I would like to say to my 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.200 little Carlo Marie, who's no longer she's thirty seven, but 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:10.840 she's always been my little call Marie. As you know, 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:12.600 I hired her as an intern. I made sure that 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:15.240 she was hired as a phone producer, and she became 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:17.560 part of the show, and I helped her get on 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:20.000 the air and create a segment, you know, when Carolina left, 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:23.720 and I've always like, I've tried to help her career, 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:26.720 but that's because she's awesome and she's unbelievably talented. I 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:28.680 really didn't do much. I just kind of helped her 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:31.560 guide it her along. But I hired her initially, and that's, 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:33.960 you know, put her on her way, like many of 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.120 the interns to come up and thank me where they 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:38.640 are in life and whatever. But during the speech that 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:41.240 Carla Marie gave towards the end of the night, when 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.560 She thanked everyone and her family and her friends and 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:46.280 the morning show. She made it a point to thank 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:49.160 David Brody. But without home, she wouldn't be here today, 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.000 have her career or no Anthony, and everybody got I 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:54.200 got a nice little applause, So thank. 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:54.720 You, Carlo Marie. 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:57.760 That was real. That was classy of her. She didn't 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:59.560 have to do that. She didn't have to do that 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:01.280 on her, you know, but she did right. 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.600 I was very classy. Yeah, I appreciate you know. 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:06.520 You know what I also noticed and now you could 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:10.160 just never ever ever complain again from when I don't 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:13.520 call you to come out for Saturday Night Live after. 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:15.280 Parties, David Brody. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:19.400 I'm gonna say this that you, David Brody, mark my 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:22.760 words here and let the record show that David Brody 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:26.240 was begging to leave because he's like, I have to go, 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:29.600 I gotta go, and I stayed. I outlasted you at 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:32.600 the party. And I'm thinking, as you as you walked away, 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:37.040 how if he's like going home now here at eleven fifteen, 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:39.720 how the fuck is this guy gonna get out of 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:42.160 bed and come out to an SNL after party at. 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:44.840 Two in the morning. Thank you, you won't. 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:50.840 Okay, okay, So here's here's the factual information slice. 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:51.520 All right. 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:54.720 We were at a table of twelve at the time. 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:57.120 Scary still had to get all the food for me 0:16:57.560 --> 0:16:58.760 that the slices have given us. 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:01.640 Yeah, there was a trend. Answer was supposed to happen. 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:04.680 Right, So I parked in the non valet parking lot. 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:06.800 I put there's a parking lot right by the entrance. 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:09.920 I parked there, Scar Boogie, Scary had a valet park. 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:11.800 So when it came time to like. 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:14.399 Okay, okay, okay, well, my girlfriend was in the heels. 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:16.880 Hold on, my girlfriend was in heels. I'm not gonna 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:20.040 I'm not gonna go to the South Park and make 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:22.240 her walk. No, I'm not gonna drop her off. We 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:26.040 are a couple. We enter together. No, no, no, fuck you, Brody, 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:27.359 You're not gonna get me. 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:30.199 On this one. A valet for that reason and that 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:31.200 losion alone. 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:34.480 So out of the twelve people at our table, nine 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:38.240 of them had left already. It was just me, Scary 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:40.680 and Robin. And at this point it was like two 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:42.960 songs left in the night. And I said, hey, Scary, 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:46.040 before everyone leaves the same time, why don't we leave 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:49.720 now right, you can get your car before the rush happens, 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:51.040 and I'll get the stuff. 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:53.000 Out of your car. Uh No, I'm good, Brody. I'm 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:53.920 gonna stay. 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:56.920 Because Robin wanted to stay. Robin was like, Robin looked 0:17:56.920 --> 0:17:59.159 at me. This is what you didn't see. She's like, 0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:00.760 she's I don't want to leave it. 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:03.560 I said, all right, fine, So I said to Scary, 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:05.520 here's an idea. Just go out. 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:09.399 There's no line. Get your car from Valet parking, drive 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:12.360