Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, start up Up. They Magan noise Dada, start Up.
Speaker 2: Dat Up.
Speaker 3: Episode three fifty nine, it's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. David
Speaker 3: Brody Scary Jones three fifty nine.
Speaker 2: You know what that means? What does that mean? Brody?
Speaker 2: We are one.
Speaker 4: Away from three sixty, which it's a complete turnaround for us.
Speaker 2: Hio.
Speaker 3: I thought you were you give me some numerology there,
Speaker 3: what what the significant gids of three five nine would be?
Speaker 2: But I don't get I got nothing for you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean they're all odd numbers. No, what it is
Speaker 2: that there is? That? Wow? So much to get to.
Speaker 3: A lot's happened in the past week, and uh, you
Speaker 3: know the obviously the big headline is big headline. Go
Speaker 3: today night to our friend Carla Marie and Anthony's wedding
Speaker 3: Carlo Men Anthony formerly of The Big Show Rancho. And
Speaker 3: that was that famous all black everything wedding that we
Speaker 3: went to.
Speaker 4: Well it was for me. I was in all black everything.
Speaker 4: Scary Jones was not.
Speaker 3: And I pointed something out immediately when I saw him,
Speaker 3: and then the bride and groom when they were coming around, both.
Speaker 4: Pointed it out and I think that you put them
Speaker 4: up to it. No, I would never do something like that.
Speaker 4: That would be funny, but I would never do something
Speaker 4: like that. So scary world white shirt. Now, a lot
Speaker 4: of you may have seen our pictures on the on
Speaker 4: social media. Scary and I posted a picture of the
Speaker 4: two of us together. You can go to at David
Speaker 4: Brody and in the highlights section of my stories look
Speaker 4: under the Brooklyn Boys and you'll see the photo.
Speaker 2: By the way, on that picture, that's a pretty fucking.
Speaker 3: Awesome picture of the both of us. I think we
Speaker 3: both look pretty dapper, pretty handsome. I loved it. I
Speaker 3: fell in love with the picture right away. And it
Speaker 3: was I have to admit. Was it was taken on
Speaker 3: David Brodie's Android phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say because of the lighting in the room,
Speaker 4: we were in a dark spot and the light behind us.
Speaker 4: You can't make out my shirt vest combo as well
Speaker 4: as not as much definition. But as far as the
Speaker 4: physical appearance of us wearing black suits, we looked pretty good.
Speaker 3: Black on black on black. I wore the touch had
Speaker 3: I had the black like a waiter. No I but
Speaker 3: that's what most people look, That's what most guys look
Speaker 3: like when they wear a black they go to a
Speaker 3: black tie affair.
Speaker 2: It's you can't get around looking like a waiter.
Speaker 4: Okay, if you wear a tuxedo, that's a different story,
Speaker 4: because you have a different lapel. You might have a
Speaker 4: bow tie, you might have cuff links, you had a
Speaker 4: black suit, black tie, white shirt, you look like a waiter.
Speaker 2: The wall would looked and it was the way bad.
Speaker 3: I mean, it was acceptable for the party, right, that
Speaker 3: was acceptable.
Speaker 2: I was exceptional. You see the difference.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, anyway, why I thought I'm allowed to accessorize
Speaker 3: here were you wore a red tie pin? There was
Speaker 3: no red allowed, black or white and scary way typin
Speaker 3: with a red dot on it, and everybody noticed and
Speaker 3: everybody called it it was a tie clip, and it
Speaker 3: was it was only it was only red in the center.
Speaker 2: It was it was a it was a it was
Speaker 2: like a record, remember records.
Speaker 3: I was the guy, but the bullet was only in
Speaker 3: the small part where the whole was talking.
Speaker 2: About guys, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: We're only we're talking about the red color he speaks
Speaker 3: of is literally the size of a head of a thumbtack.
Speaker 2: The head of three hundred and three fifty. There was
Speaker 2: a lot of people.
Speaker 4: She had twenty two people in her wedding party, combined
Speaker 4: with Anthony's guy in an old wedding body. Nobody was
Speaker 4: wearing any color but black or white, and you show
Speaker 4: up with a red tide.
Speaker 3: We discussed this. They were okay. There were women there
Speaker 3: wearing red bottoms. They had the Christian shoes.
Speaker 2: Shoes. It is not smack dab in the middle of
Speaker 2: their chest. You broke the rule.
Speaker 3: I saw some women were accessorizing with we We we went,
Speaker 3: we went deep on this topic. We talked about the
Speaker 3: insignia of a pocketbook and and Carlinrie even told us
Speaker 3: that that was fine.
Speaker 2: You can not. Anthony called it out right away. When
Speaker 2: what are you doing?
Speaker 3: When rat so women? Women wore gold jewelry? What's the
Speaker 3: matter with that? That's color?
Speaker 2: What they were gold?
Speaker 3: What gold jewelry? No jewelry jewelry. Well you put the
Speaker 3: Jeweish jewelry, that's right, but it's not jeweler. Ree, jeweler
Speaker 3: is the guy who sells it.
Speaker 2: Jewel is.
Speaker 3: This is what it's made of. Jewels, jewelry, jewelry anyway, anyway,
Speaker 3: jewelry you.
Speaker 4: Broke the law. Anyway, that's not the worst of what
Speaker 4: Scary did. So can we get down to it. Let's talk.
Speaker 4: So Scary had one job. I said, look, there's a
Speaker 4: lot of people that are haven't seen in two years,
Speaker 4: so I haven't seen in three years. So as much
Speaker 4: as I I you know their family, you know, there
Speaker 4: might be like a lack of you know, what to
Speaker 4: talk about. I said, do me a favoue, Scary, just
Speaker 4: you as an icebreaker. Just make sure you sit next
Speaker 4: to me, save me a seat because we're at the
Speaker 4: same table. And this way I can always turn to
Speaker 4: you if I forget somebody's name. Not the people I
Speaker 4: work with, but like peripheral people. And there were a
Speaker 4: couple of people who I remember, I remember their names.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen him in three years. Not the people
Speaker 4: in the morning, other people who work in the ray station.
Speaker 4: So Scary at one job. So we we uh, we go.
Speaker 4: I you know, everybody's there.
Speaker 3: I see everybody from the show, Elvis and Josh and
Speaker 3: and and Sam and all everybody. We go in and
Speaker 3: you know there's the the pre was a happy hour
Speaker 3: what do you call it? The and Scary and Robin
Speaker 3: are great we ming a little bit. Then we go
Speaker 3: in for the ceremony and Scary and Robin and I
Speaker 3: Robin's girlfriend Rob, Scary's girlfriend, Robin, the three of us
Speaker 3: go in together, and Scary says.
Speaker 4: Oh, well, what side of was supposed to sit on
Speaker 4: the bride of the groom. Now we're friends of both,
Speaker 4: so it really doesn't matter. So Scary like, oh, we'll
Speaker 4: just sit on the on the on the bride side,
Speaker 4: which I thought was, you know, okay, So he goes
Speaker 4: into like, let's say row eight, Okay, not far back,
Speaker 4: but not too close. He goes into row eight and
Speaker 4: it's a row of five chairs and he walks in
Speaker 4: and then Robin next to him, and then me, which
Speaker 4: is fine. I don't mind sitting next to Robin. So
Speaker 4: then Scary says, oh, this is a row for five.
Speaker 4: It's going to be awkward. There's gonna be two people.
Speaker 4: And Scary realizes now he's all the way in the row.
Speaker 4: He's five away from the aisle with a wedding car.
Speaker 4: I want to be on the aisle. So Scary says,
Speaker 4: the row ahead of us, row seven, there's three seats
Speaker 4: together on the end.
Speaker 2: Let's sit there.
Speaker 4: Now, picture this I'm the first, the last one in
Speaker 4: row eight, So I back out of row eight and
Speaker 4: now I'm the putts that has to go into row
Speaker 4: seven first, and then Robin and then Skar. So Scary
Speaker 4: gets the aisle seat that I would have had, and
Speaker 4: we switched Rose. But I don't want to be a dick,
Speaker 4: because you know what Scary's taking care of. There were
Speaker 4: three of us. There were three of us, and they
Speaker 4: were three seats. It was come on, man, let let
Speaker 4: you be up.
Speaker 3: Come on, if the petty you deliberately backed out of
Speaker 3: row eight, So I would go all right.
Speaker 2: But you know what happened next was not my fault.
Speaker 4: So Scary sits on the aisle and they say, no cameras,
Speaker 4: you can't film the video.
Speaker 3: Right when I didn't take Gary's leg was shaking. His
Speaker 3: leg was shaking. He's like, oh, this would have made
Speaker 3: a good shot. Hits, hits, everything. So okay.
Speaker 2: So after the ceremony, we mingle.
Speaker 3: Again, we got cocktail hour was again there okay, and
Speaker 3: we walk into the big room.
Speaker 4: We checked out. We're all sitting at table seven. Fantastic.
Speaker 4: Scary walks in, Robin walks in. I walk in and
Speaker 4: I get separated a little bit, a couple of people
Speaker 4: that walk.
Speaker 2: In between us. No problem was the problem.
Speaker 4: Gary sits down. Scary sits down at the table between
Speaker 4: people that are already sitting there to make sure he
Speaker 4: gets the dead center seat facing the dance floor. And
Speaker 4: I get to the table. Now Scary and Robin are
Speaker 4: surrounded on both sides, and I look at scarygo You
Speaker 4: had one fucking job, saved me a seat, and he
Speaker 4: did not save me.
Speaker 3: So the issue is, first of all, we Sheldon and
Speaker 3: Danielle were with us on one side, and then.
Speaker 2: Danielle's husband, Sheldon.
Speaker 3: For those who don't know, yes, we had Scottie Beatona,
Speaker 3: who was sitting to my left. I forgot whatever. There
Speaker 3: were people Gary Ally, yeah, garyon Nally. Ali and Robin
Speaker 3: are like besties. They love each other, so obviously Robin
Speaker 3: wants to sit next to Ali and then Garrett and
Speaker 3: to the But Sheldon was sitting next to me with
Speaker 3: Danielle on his her other side. Listen, you were in
Speaker 3: good company, Brody, you were fine. You sat next to Danielle.
Speaker 3: This was and I sat next to Lauren. Put from
Speaker 3: the morning from but fast forward to you had a job.
Speaker 4: You had a job to save me a seat, But
Speaker 4: you chose the center seat to face the stage in
Speaker 4: the dance And here's why, more than saying every wedding
Speaker 4: that I ever go to, I'm the schmuck who's always
Speaker 4: facing away from the dance floor. And then whenever it's
Speaker 4: time to pay attention to what's going on, and there's
Speaker 4: a lot going on, I always have to like like
Speaker 4: like put again a.
Speaker 3: Criok in my neck like ah, or turn my chair
Speaker 3: around like I fucking hate it.
Speaker 2: I'm sick of being that guy.
Speaker 3: I want if I get there in good enough time,
Speaker 3: I want the dead front and center seat facing the
Speaker 3: dance floor so I don't have to move my chair.
Speaker 2: But I remember it.
Speaker 4: Okay, sober last week when I gave scared of the
Speaker 4: choice and I said, would you rather have everyone you
Speaker 4: know no longer be known to you, but you'd be
Speaker 4: pampered and get whatever you want? And he said, I
Speaker 4: would rather be pampered. I don't care about friends and family.
Speaker 4: Fuck them, that's what he did. He said, Fuck Brody,
Speaker 4: I would have a dead center facing the stage. I
Speaker 4: don't care about anything else. And I'm gonna said, you
Speaker 4: saved me a seat.
Speaker 3: That being said, you didn't Carl Maar looked beautiful, Anthony
Speaker 3: looked awesome. I mean, you want to talk about Barbie
Speaker 3: and Ken. They are the ultimate like couple, you know they.
Speaker 2: They Yeah, it was a good looking couple.
Speaker 3: They are a sexy couple and a fun Yeah, and
Speaker 3: they you know. Later in the night, they made sure
Speaker 3: that everyone was taking care of musically. They had their
Speaker 3: Emo hour for their you know, their friends to get
Speaker 3: their fixed. They had the freestyle thing going. They even
Speaker 3: did a DJ's in belmar fist pumping set. They knew all.
Speaker 4: Oh they had sense uh, smoke machines and smoke guns
Speaker 4: and with fire fireworks pyro pyro pirate. Do take exception
Speaker 4: of you referring to Carl Maria sexy. I feel like
Speaker 4: she's like a daughter, Toss, and I don't feel like
Speaker 4: a daughter.
Speaker 2: She's not. She's not much.
Speaker 3: She's not far an age from us, scary from me.
Speaker 3: She's young enough to be No, she's not.
Speaker 2: No, she's not. She is she's not you are you
Speaker 2: are nineteen years older than her. No, I'm not. I'm
Speaker 2: ten years older than her. Oh no, you're not. Do
Speaker 2: the math.
Speaker 3: She's not, dude, she's not forty one. What are you
Speaker 3: talking about? She's like, she's just around forty thirty three.
Speaker 3: No she's not, dude, No she's not.
Speaker 2: She was.
Speaker 3: She was a college intern in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 3: That's sixteen years ago. Anthony, Anthony's close to forty. Anthony's
Speaker 3: like thirty seven. But Calin Marie's thirty three years old
Speaker 3: or maybe thirty four, but I think it's thirty three.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that. She's old enough, she's she's
Speaker 2: young enough to be your daughter. Man, No she's not. No,
Speaker 2: she's not.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, No one in your thirties is young
Speaker 3: enough to be Like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: People the country? I'm not going to name any states. Okay,
Speaker 4: so people have kids when they're.
Speaker 3: Young, I know, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no, you're not getting away with that one.
Speaker 2: Carla, mari and Anthony are not young.
Speaker 3: Enough or old enough whatever you want to say, to
Speaker 3: be my son daughtery No way is young enough to
Speaker 3: be your daughter.
Speaker 2: No, she's not, she's not. You know how many nineteen
Speaker 2: nineteen year old guys have to know we're talking about that.
Speaker 3: That would be fifteen Your math is off your hey,
Speaker 3: Brody your math.
Speaker 2: Your math ain't method on this one, Garry, she's she's
Speaker 2: she was sixty, she's thirty four at most.
Speaker 3: Uh No, hold on, I'm gonna ask chat ChiPT because
Speaker 3: you're gonna ad how is chat people to public figure?
Speaker 2: What's up? Anything on your mind you want to dive into? Yeah?
Speaker 3: How old is TV and radio personality? Carla Marie Monica?
Speaker 2: What's a new version? Chat ChiPT already told me how old?
Speaker 3: So Carla Marie Monico was born in March nineteen eighty eight,
Speaker 3: which makes her about thirty seven years old right now.
Speaker 3: And yep, she's known from her radio hosting days and
Speaker 3: her podcasting was Anthony.
Speaker 2: So there's your quick answer.
Speaker 3: Thank you thirty seven? Did okay? That's a mic drop
Speaker 3: moment for me. Yes, yes, yeah, So okay, Brody, I
Speaker 3: was not gonna let you. I was not gonna let
Speaker 3: you win this one. And Anthony is like close to forty.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: For the record, there are still people that have kids
Speaker 4: at fourteen. I'm not saying I would do it because
Speaker 4: I did. Okay, Brody. Sorry the way, My point is
Speaker 4: they look tremendous. And listen, if you see any of
Speaker 4: the photos that Carlo Marie posts online under the caller
Speaker 4: Marie Anthony at worst Anthony.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 4: The pictures were all done by intern Phil Siciliano, who
Speaker 4: used to call Psycho Phil morning show intern, who's now
Speaker 4: done five weddings for the Morning Show. Right awesome, So
Speaker 4: he did well as an internship. He's tremendous. You had
Speaker 4: for ten, ten intern.
Speaker 2: Ten interns in the room.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, I gotta say, though, I gotta say I was
Speaker 3: a little jealous because at dinner time, I ordered the
Speaker 3: prime rib, as did a lot of people at the table,
Speaker 3: and I asked for it medium rare or what they
Speaker 3: called medium. They were like yeah, They're like yeah, They're
Speaker 3: like yeah, it's pink, pink in the center. I'm like, great, awesome.
Speaker 3: It shows up and it's like tough as leather, well done, whoa, whoa, yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah right, Well mine was rare. It was great.
Speaker 2: Yours was great. Mine was not.
Speaker 3: I brought it back to the kitchen, I said, hey,
Speaker 3: can you help me out here? I wanted this medium rare?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, the same exact piece of meat
Speaker 3: shows up on my plate. I don't know if there
Speaker 3: was a miscommunication, but dude, what kind of person complains
Speaker 3: about the food of the wedding. I wouldn't even do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, you know what I ordered?
Speaker 4: So the prime rib came with uh, mashed potatoes and vegetables,
Speaker 4: and I asked the waiter if I could police have
Speaker 4: double massial vegetables, and he said, and I quote, the
Speaker 4: chef gets very annoyed. Doesn't like making substitutions. So I said, okay,
Speaker 4: I get the chef doesn't. Dude, somebody's plating the food.
Speaker 4: Somebody's going meat mass potato vegetable, meat mashado vegetable.
Speaker 2: The chef isn't doing it well.
Speaker 3: They also don't want to deviate from that because then
Speaker 3: it takes them out of rhythm. It's like an assembly line.
Speaker 3: So I could totally understand. They don't want to know.
Speaker 3: They don't want it to fuck anything up like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they don't. They don't want to.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: There was a carrot on my plate, and I like carrots,
Speaker 3: so I'm like, oh, the vegetables have a carrot in them,
Speaker 3: an orange orange carrot. So I oh, I stuck my
Speaker 3: forking it and I popped it in my mouth and
Speaker 3: it went squish.
Speaker 2: It was an orange pepper.
Speaker 4: It was just weird, like if you have that feeling
Speaker 4: it expected, like a hard crunch carrot.
Speaker 2: It was very weird. Anyway, the food was good.
Speaker 3: I dealt with it. It was fine. The food was amazing. Otherwise, beautiful,
Speaker 3: beautiful choice in catering home.
Speaker 2: My god, everything was great.
Speaker 4: By the way, I would like to say to my
Speaker 4: little Carlo Marie, who's no longer she's thirty seven, but
Speaker 4: she's always been my little call Marie. As you know,
Speaker 4: I hired her as an intern. I made sure that
Speaker 4: she was hired as a phone producer, and she became
Speaker 4: part of the show, and I helped her get on
Speaker 4: the air and create a segment, you know, when Carolina left,
Speaker 4: and I've always like, I've tried to help her career,
Speaker 4: but that's because she's awesome and she's unbelievably talented. I
Speaker 4: really didn't do much. I just kind of helped her
Speaker 4: guide it her along. But I hired her initially, and that's,
Speaker 4: you know, put her on her way, like many of
Speaker 4: the interns to come up and thank me where they
Speaker 4: are in life and whatever. But during the speech that
Speaker 4: Carla Marie gave towards the end of the night, when
Speaker 4: She thanked everyone and her family and her friends and
Speaker 4: the morning show. She made it a point to thank
Speaker 4: David Brody. But without home, she wouldn't be here today,
Speaker 4: have her career or no Anthony, and everybody got I
Speaker 4: got a nice little applause, So thank.
Speaker 2: You, Carlo Marie.
Speaker 3: That was real. That was classy of her. She didn't
Speaker 3: have to do that. She didn't have to do that
Speaker 3: on her, you know, but she did right.
Speaker 2: I was very classy. Yeah, I appreciate you know.
Speaker 3: You know what I also noticed and now you could
Speaker 3: just never ever ever complain again from when I don't
Speaker 3: call you to come out for Saturday Night Live after.
Speaker 2: Parties, David Brody.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this that you, David Brody, mark my
Speaker 3: words here and let the record show that David Brody
Speaker 3: was begging to leave because he's like, I have to go,
Speaker 3: I gotta go, and I stayed. I outlasted you at
Speaker 3: the party. And I'm thinking, as you as you walked away,
Speaker 3: how if he's like going home now here at eleven fifteen,
Speaker 3: how the fuck is this guy gonna get out of
Speaker 3: bed and come out to an SNL after party at.
Speaker 2: Two in the morning. Thank you, you won't.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So here's here's the factual information slice.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 4: We were at a table of twelve at the time.
Speaker 4: Scary still had to get all the food for me
Speaker 4: that the slices have given us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a trend. Answer was supposed to happen.
Speaker 4: Right, So I parked in the non valet parking lot.
Speaker 4: I put there's a parking lot right by the entrance.
Speaker 4: I parked there, Scar Boogie, Scary had a valet park.
Speaker 4: So when it came time to like.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, well, my girlfriend was in the heels.
Speaker 3: Hold on, my girlfriend was in heels. I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go to the South Park and make
Speaker 3: her walk. No, I'm not gonna drop her off. We
Speaker 3: are a couple. We enter together. No, no, no, fuck you, Brody,
Speaker 3: You're not gonna get me.
Speaker 2: On this one. A valet for that reason and that
Speaker 2: losion alone.
Speaker 4: So out of the twelve people at our table, nine
Speaker 4: of them had left already. It was just me, Scary
Speaker 4: and Robin. And at this point it was like two
Speaker 4: songs left in the night. And I said, hey, Scary,
Speaker 4: before everyone leaves the same time, why don't we leave
Speaker 4: now right, you can get your car before the rush happens,
Speaker 4: and I'll get the stuff.
Speaker 2: Out of your car. Uh No, I'm good, Brody. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna stay.
Speaker 3: Because Robin wanted to stay. Robin was like, Robin looked
Speaker 3: at me. This is what you didn't see. She's like,
Speaker 3: she's I don't want to leave it.
Speaker 2: I said, all right, fine, So I said to Scary,
Speaker 2: here's an idea. Just go out.
Speaker 4: There's no line. Get your car from Valet parking, drive
Speaker 4: over to over. I'm parked park next to me. Give
Speaker 4: me my shit. You can come back in. No, I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna leave my girlfriend alone. Once again. I'm with
Speaker 4: my girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Okay, you came alone, So there's different rules in effect here.
Speaker 2: This is different.
Speaker 3: You are not gonna paint me to be the bad
Speaker 3: guy in this conversation.
Speaker 2: Although I was with my girlfriend.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have mentioned it except you painted me as
Speaker 3: the sleepy guy. You didn't go home because I was tired.
Speaker 3: I wanted to go home because it was time to go.
Speaker 3: It was done. They were already doing the last round
Speaker 3: of songs, and I was like, hey, we gonna need
Speaker 3: at least fifteen minutes to unload your car.
Speaker 2: Let's go now. So that's why I didn't get my stuff.
Speaker 3: You did not like I could have waited, but instead
Speaker 3: Brody went ahead, and then we never made the transfer
Speaker 3: of the goods of the.
Speaker 2: Shit, the free shit for us.
Speaker 3: I missed, I missed a song and a half. That's
Speaker 3: not leaving early. And I outlasted nine other people at
Speaker 3: the table. So on you. And you know what, if
Speaker 3: it was a Saturday night live party and I wouldn't
Speaker 3: have worried about getting stuff out of my car at
Speaker 3: Chips and Stuff, I would have been there hanging out
Speaker 3: with Colin Jos and Michael j all Right, it's not
Speaker 3: the same thing. Yeah, well, I got I got one
Speaker 3: bone to pick when we come back from commercial because
Speaker 3: I'm pissed off at a lot of people at that
Speaker 3: wedding that I don't know.
Speaker 2: Please spill the tea and Brody.
Speaker 4: Okay, So here's the deal. Cocktail hour, we walk in,
Speaker 4: I'm mingling. I'm like, oh, let me survey the feud
Speaker 4: the food.
Speaker 3: Let me see all this Asian food over here, this
Speaker 3: seafood over here, this Italian stuff over here. There's a
Speaker 3: party over here, a party over the party over there.
Speaker 3: You can get with this, you can give that, Okay,
Speaker 3: So I get my plate. And by the way, all
Speaker 3: catering halls, not just this one, the plates are too small.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm with you now. I'm like, hey, you
Speaker 3: know what.
Speaker 2: Like the saucer from the cup and saucer.
Speaker 3: That's so you know what, because it's embarrassing because then
Speaker 3: people's stuff is hanging over the plate. You know what
Speaker 3: if that is just is that a ploy for them
Speaker 3: to basically make you take less and this way that
Speaker 3: they spend less on food.
Speaker 4: I get that people waste food. They take three things
Speaker 4: to eat a bite and they put it back. I
Speaker 4: get that. I'm just saying as a consumer, the little
Speaker 4: plate thing is annoying.
Speaker 2: It is annoying.
Speaker 3: They needed fucking nine inch plates. Come on, that was
Speaker 3: that was a five inch plate? Bro that was a
Speaker 3: five inch plate. No way, that sucked. I hate that.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 3: The catering hall I used to work at they did
Speaker 3: the same thing, the small ass plates. Come on, there's
Speaker 3: so much food in the room, you're gonna.
Speaker 4: I got married, we had we had medium sized plates.
Speaker 4: I would not tolerate the small plates anyway. The food
Speaker 4: was good. I'm not blaming anybody just that's it's a
Speaker 4: plate thing.
Speaker 2: And all the place was awesome. Okay, yeah, the place
Speaker 2: is Oh my god, it was so beautiful.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So I get my plate and I'm on my
Speaker 3: own scaries with Robin. I got my like you know,
Speaker 3: I got my my, I got my die coke, no
Speaker 3: ice at the bar.
Speaker 2: I got my plate. Now I'm looking for a place
Speaker 2: to sit. Excuse me?
Speaker 3: Is this uh yeah, this is taken. Excuse me, this
Speaker 3: is taken. Excuse me, it's taken. Yeah, but this five
Speaker 3: seat they're all taken.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So then I go to the back corner where the
Speaker 3: where the eggplant palm wash and the macaroni and cheese
Speaker 3: that had lobster in it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, so good. And there's like six tables
Speaker 4: and chairs. Nobody's sitting there.
Speaker 2: But do you know why I couldn't sit down?
Speaker 4: Scary because every woman over forty had a shawl and
Speaker 4: threw the shawls on the chair or their handbags on
Speaker 4: the chair, and they claimed the whole wing of the
Speaker 4: the whole road wall wing over there, four tables, like
Speaker 4: twenty chairs whatever it was shawls.
Speaker 2: That's why you need shawl.
Speaker 3: And then they go get food no, no, you get food,
Speaker 3: you go find a seat. You know, it's like being
Speaker 3: at the beach. They threw their towels down on the
Speaker 3: on the chaise line. You throw your sunglasses or a
Speaker 3: baseball hat or your or your whatever on the lounge chair.
Speaker 2: We've talked about this. You know you gotta do that.
Speaker 3: Now I gotta run in throw my jacket from my
Speaker 3: suit on a chair. Now you know what you need
Speaker 3: to do, David Brody, you need to adopt the scary style,
Speaker 3: scary style cocktail hour, and that is, do not get
Speaker 3: a drink. You go and you hold your you hold
Speaker 3: your plate and your knife and your fork. And now
Speaker 3: you could stand and eat anywhere and you keep anything
Speaker 3: on your plate, with the exception of the baked clams
Speaker 3: where you have to scrape the clam out of the
Speaker 3: out of the shell. I had that baked clam at
Speaker 3: my teeth and I tooth kick. Oh you you're a savage.
Speaker 3: That you're savage with your hands.
Speaker 2: Scary, scary.
Speaker 3: I beavered that clam. You did not beaver with a clam,
Speaker 3: and I clammed the beaver. That's fucking gross. Man.
Speaker 2: At a wedding went down, you're supposed to be dainty.
Speaker 3: You're supposed to hold hold the shell with your your
Speaker 3: your thumb and your and your pointer, and then and
Speaker 3: then with a fork you scrape out the the reganata
Speaker 3: from the clams reganata.
Speaker 2: And then you eat the uh and then you eat
Speaker 2: the clam. Scary.
Speaker 4: Did you have any oysters? Did you do that with
Speaker 4: a fork or did you slurp them down?
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't eat raw oysters or clams. I'm out.
Speaker 3: But but my point is if she said, is the
Speaker 3: one food that you cannot really eat standing up like that?
Speaker 3: Because oh no, because you need you need to cup
Speaker 3: the clam with that. You need to fork in one
Speaker 3: hand and clam in the other. Anyway, everything else brody.
Speaker 3: If you didn't, if you didn't get a drink, you
Speaker 3: could actually drink.
Speaker 2: Fuck me, hold drink. Of course, the drink fucks you.
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 3: Plus what do you do? You eat and then you
Speaker 3: drink because you're you're you're thirsty.
Speaker 4: After I get you hick foods, I get the hiccups
Speaker 4: if I eat and don't drink. Here's what I did, though,
Speaker 4: I put the glass. I asked for a wine glass
Speaker 4: so I could put the stem between my fingers with
Speaker 4: my left hand so the rest of my fingers could
Speaker 4: hold the plate and I was able to use my
Speaker 4: right hand while keeping the plate against my chest for balance. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I was able to eat because I couldn't find a
Speaker 4: place to sit because of the shawl people.
Speaker 2: Another on one.
Speaker 3: Other thing about the the the way that we the
Speaker 3: way the cocktail hour works, and I think to get
Speaker 3: maximum time to eat? Is you while you're you know,
Speaker 3: you're standing online for one thing, you have other things
Speaker 3: in your plate. You could like a nibble on a
Speaker 3: piece of cheese, you could hit that a lot of
Speaker 3: finger you could eat while you're standing in line for
Speaker 3: the The rest.
Speaker 4: Of the bucks chicken orange chicken was little nuggets on
Speaker 4: a better rice.
Speaker 3: Do we?
Speaker 2: Is that a problem though?
Speaker 3: Should you not be forking food as you're waiting in
Speaker 3: line for more food?
Speaker 2: Oh, there's no problem.
Speaker 4: When I got the steak sliced, it was a small
Speaker 4: piece of steak, so I just wolfed that down while
Speaker 4: I was waiting on the next thing.
Speaker 2: That's a problem or not? Is it not a problem?
Speaker 2: I don't know you, is it?
Speaker 3: Someone said? Some would say it's bad etiquette. They're saying, no, no,
Speaker 3: you should not touch your plate until you finished Jersey
Speaker 3: in Jersey, it's fine. So so it was okay that
Speaker 3: had I had some eggplant palm in my plate, and
Speaker 3: I had and I was literally forking it and putting
Speaker 3: it in my mouth as I'm waiting online for the
Speaker 3: flank steak. That's totally respect respect about that. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: would have done it. I would put that that was
Speaker 3: chicken parm It would have been in my pockets because
Speaker 3: you got palm pockets. I gotta pocket that ship par buckets. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, let's change the topic. I think I have
Speaker 3: a problem when it comes to Uber Eats and door
Speaker 3: Dash and all that stuff. I'm definitely over ordering because
Speaker 3: every time I order a meal, like for sushi, they
Speaker 3: give me like four pairs of chopsticks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: I'm like, WHOA hold on a second, I'm one man,
Speaker 3: I'm one man. Why can't I have an appetizer and
Speaker 3: two sushi rolls? And but it makes me feel like
Speaker 3: a pig? That and that Am I overordering? I don't know,
Speaker 3: but there's they're pretty much judging me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's terrible. So similar thing used to happen
Speaker 4: to me. Do you remember when I used to go
Speaker 4: down to Washington, DC and work on Elliott's show a
Speaker 4: long time ago. One week a month, I would go
Speaker 4: down to Washington. So when the Morning Show started to
Speaker 4: recap it was Elvis and Elliott, and Elliott went to
Speaker 4: Washington to do his own show and asked if I
Speaker 4: would help him out one week a month for like
Speaker 4: three years. So because I went, it was a business trip.
Speaker 4: I could expense any of my food parm pockets. Well no, yeah,
Speaker 4: So on occasion I would go out to a restaurant,
Speaker 4: but you know, I was alone down there, if the
Speaker 4: guys on the Morning show were out or whatever. So sometimes,
Speaker 4: like especially on the nights, I would take the train
Speaker 4: down there, like Sunday night, I would order in Chinese food,
Speaker 4: and because I wasn't paying for it, I might order
Speaker 4: me a little bit extra, like maybe an extra appetizer, right, huh.
Speaker 2: You took full advantage, and you know it.
Speaker 3: You knew it was an expense account. It was on
Speaker 3: the arm and you're like, fuck it, I'm gonna order
Speaker 3: three meals and I'm going to take two of them
Speaker 3: back to the.
Speaker 2: Hotel with me right now. Would order them. I would
Speaker 2: order them to the hotel room is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Right, but you put them in the fridge and then
Speaker 3: you'd be like and you'd bring them back on the
Speaker 3: train up.
Speaker 2: North when you came.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I didn't do I didn't do that. But
Speaker 4: I remember one time they brought me. They brought me,
Speaker 4: They brought me six plates with my Chinese food. Right,
Speaker 4: And then one time I.
Speaker 3: Ordered food I got I got five plates and a
Speaker 3: free two lead a bottle of soda. So I knew
Speaker 3: I had ordered too much figging food. So the fact
Speaker 3: that you got four pairs of chopsticks four is.
Speaker 2: All you need to know. You ordered and you were
Speaker 2: paying for it. Hold hold on a second, I.
Speaker 3: Wanted I ordered two rolls, So then maybe they assumed, Okay,
Speaker 3: one roll is for one person, one rolls for another person,
Speaker 3: so that's two pairs.
Speaker 2: But two rolls is pretty fun. That's fine to eat
Speaker 2: two rolls.
Speaker 3: That's pretty customary at sixteen pieces, so what a lot?
Speaker 2: That's not a lot. And then and then I gotta
Speaker 2: have my dumplings. Oh right, you gotta have your dumplings.
Speaker 2: Did they gave me?
Speaker 3: They gave me a third pair for that, and then
Speaker 3: other and the beef bull Gogie you know, a beef
Speaker 3: plate or something, and then me so cod me so
Speaker 3: wid me so cod me so horny, No me so
Speaker 3: cod oh me so god So I think that's where
Speaker 3: that's where they did the calculation. So I thought you
Speaker 3: ordered too much when you said you ordered two rolls,
Speaker 3: then you added you added five things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but a lot of this goes in my fridge.
Speaker 2: I don't eat it all.
Speaker 3: In one shot goes into your face. Wait a second,
Speaker 3: hold on, it's fourth quarter scary. You cannot sit there
Speaker 3: and tell me that one role is satiating or is
Speaker 3: that the word he satisfied?
Speaker 4: Fourth quarter scary wishes you only had one role if
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Come on, it's two rolls. It's like boom boom boom.
Speaker 3: Then little little pieces but like you know, it's like
Speaker 3: any a combo. Okay, you said sixteen pieces. That's not
Speaker 3: a little piece. Eight pieces on a roll is eight.
Speaker 4: And had sixteen pieces of sushi roll and then you
Speaker 4: want to okay.
Speaker 3: And then once you want to put the specialty rolls.
Speaker 3: BUUKACKI no beef bull it's beef billgg beef googi. You
Speaker 3: make it sound of rappetizing. You fuck did you get
Speaker 3: some on your face, dude, Beef bugogi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 3: It's a. It's a Japanese dish bulgogi. Google seen those
Speaker 3: I've seen those movies. It's bog buggy. I don't think
Speaker 3: it's too much.
Speaker 2: I think you're reading it wrong anyway.
Speaker 3: The one that they gave you, the extra chopsticks for
Speaker 3: all the guy's coming over your apartment, I.
Speaker 2: Think one, but I think one is not enough. One
Speaker 2: roll of.
Speaker 4: Well that's why it's called bukaki, because it's like ten
Speaker 4: you said fifteen guys.
Speaker 2: Keep in mind.
Speaker 3: Keep in mind again, did you ever try to est
Speaker 3: you leftovers? And if I want dumplings, I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: like one or two of them and I'm gonna put
Speaker 3: the rest in the fridge.
Speaker 2: Well, usually usually the buggy has two dumplings underneath. Right,
Speaker 2: you just can't get past the word bugogi. It's a thing,
Speaker 2: beef bogog big thing you have to make. You are
Speaker 2: so juvenile, you know, yes, I am, yes, thank you, jeez.
Speaker 3: I would have given you four pairs of chopsticks and
Speaker 3: then about twenty napkins for what you're describing.
Speaker 2: Maybe some some dude wipes.
Speaker 3: The glen Voice podcast.
Speaker 2: We will be right back.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I've got so much to talk about,
Speaker 4: but I got a Thanksgiving related topic since we just
Speaker 4: had Thanksgiving, you know recently. Uh I, I was talking
Speaker 4: on my friend paper Menu. And you know, now this
Speaker 4: topic right now is for I'm gonna say it's it.
Speaker 4: It touches on guy code, but it's also homeowner code.
Speaker 4: So if you're a guy with a home that looks ladies,
Speaker 4: you can chime in, of course, but this is like
Speaker 4: a guy code issue in my mind. Now, scary does
Speaker 4: never doesn't own a home and as and it's not
Speaker 4: really a guy guy. You're not a proper the owner,
Speaker 4: you know. So all right, here's the story. Okay, So
Speaker 4: paper Menu, my buddy who likes paper menus, not the
Speaker 4: digital menus. That is where I call him that when
Speaker 4: he goes to the restaurants, no tablets for him.
Speaker 3: A buddy of his who lives two blocks away says, hey, listen,
Speaker 3: I got people coming over my house, but Thanksgiving, I'm
Speaker 3: short on chairs.
Speaker 4: You got any extra folding chairs? Now, my boy paper
Speaker 4: Menu has like a garage full of folding chairs. If
Speaker 4: he goes to like flea markets and sees folding chairs
Speaker 4: for like two bucks. He buys more folding chairs. He
Speaker 4: can't pass up a good deal. Okay, this guy he's
Speaker 4: got extra folding chairs. So he says, yeah, how many
Speaker 4: do you need? He goes, oh, like four or five?
Speaker 4: So so paper menu says, right, I'll bring over the
Speaker 4: five folding chairs. So his friend works Monday to Friday. Right,
Speaker 4: he's and he has weekends off. Monday to Friday weekends off,
Speaker 4: and obviously he's off on Thursday because it's Thanksgiving. At
Speaker 4: least this guy is not everybody but this guy. So
Speaker 4: he goes and he leaves the chairs on the guy's porch,
Speaker 4: and he texts him and says, I left the chairs
Speaker 4: on your porch. This was Tuesday. You follow me so far? Yes, okay,
Speaker 4: on tes Tuesday. So the guy texts back, got him thanks, okay.
Speaker 4: So my boy drives by the house on his way
Speaker 4: home pretty much every day and sees on Wednesday the
Speaker 4: chairs are still outside. On Thursday morning, the chairs are
Speaker 4: still outside.
Speaker 2: Okay. He assumes he uses them on Thanksgiving, and he.
Speaker 4: Drives by Friday the chairs are outside on the porch
Speaker 4: still or again. Now they don't look like they're in
Speaker 4: the same spot where he left them, so must have
Speaker 4: brought them in the house after Thanksgiving put them back
Speaker 4: out their wooden chairs. He puts them back out on
Speaker 4: the porch Friday, Saturday, Sunday leaves them out on the porch. Monday,
Speaker 4: paper Menu texts me and tells me this story, and
Speaker 4: he's like, what the fuck? The guy asks to borrow
Speaker 4: my chairs not only leaves them outside all the time
Speaker 4: in cold weather when they're you know, wooden chairs, fold
Speaker 4: up chairs, but then after Thanksgiving doesn't bring them back
Speaker 4: to my house, doesn't come over. He's off Saturday and
Speaker 4: Sunday doesn't bring them over. Now it's Monday, he's working again.
Speaker 4: He's like, is it my responsibility to go back and
Speaker 4: get my chairs. I'm never lending this guy anything. It's
Speaker 4: guy code.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy should have immediately, Yes, he should have
Speaker 3: brought the chairs back. Should And why is he leaving
Speaker 3: him outside in the porch. He should leave him inside
Speaker 3: his own house.
Speaker 2: Or in his garage.
Speaker 3: I mean, what if they got stolen like well, or
Speaker 3: they're getting damaged the yeah, no, exposed to the elements. Yeah,
Speaker 3: would you ever let this guy borrow anything again? Ah,
Speaker 3: he's careless. He's careless with your shit. And you know,
Speaker 3: first of all, I don't like borrowing things from anybody
Speaker 3: in fear of breaking it or for whatever reason. But
Speaker 3: if I I am, I take great care of anything
Speaker 3: that I would borrow from anybody, and I would make
Speaker 3: sure that it's uh protected, protected at all costs.
Speaker 2: Now that's that's wrong. So so what is it?
Speaker 3: But there's no damage to any of this stuff, right,
Speaker 3: I mean, or you're looking for something now so you
Speaker 3: could charge him?
Speaker 2: Well, what's going on?
Speaker 4: He hasn't gotten it. He hasn't gotten the chess back.
Speaker 4: I texted him today, I said, you got the chess back?
Speaker 4: There's not yet and they're still on the guy's porch.
Speaker 3: Now my Now, my friend is like, is it my
Speaker 3: responsibility to go get my chairs that I lent him?
Speaker 2: I brought the chance to him.
Speaker 3: Was there was there a definitive time that he said,
Speaker 3: give me a chance back when you're done with them.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe he's not done.
Speaker 3: He put them back on the he put them back
Speaker 3: on the porch. Yeah, but Devil's advocate. Maybe maybe he's
Speaker 3: gonna have company or something and he needs them. Or
Speaker 3: then why wouldn't they be in the house leaning up
Speaker 3: against the wall.
Speaker 2: Or something.
Speaker 3: The guy's got a two car garage. Put him in
Speaker 3: the garage. Why are they out on the porch getting
Speaker 3: affected by the weather so slices. I'm asking you, if
Speaker 3: you're a homeowner or propell you lend stuff to your neighbors,
Speaker 3: you want that shit back, right, Would you ever let
Speaker 3: them borrow anything again? Never?
Speaker 2: Nah? Nah, that's balls right there.
Speaker 4: So is he gonna confront them or well, he wanted
Speaker 4: he wanted us to talk about on the podcast. He
Speaker 4: wanted to know my opinion, your opinion, and this Licen's opinion.
Speaker 3: Should he confront the guy and be like, dude, why
Speaker 3: are my chairs out on the porch and why aren't
Speaker 3: you bringing them back? Well, I mean I a gentle
Speaker 3: nudge with a text would be like, hey, don't even
Speaker 3: mention you saw him on the part porch, Just say hey, uh,
Speaker 3: let me know when you're done with the chairs because
Speaker 3: I'm having company over.
Speaker 2: What I need. Here's what I yeah, here's what I
Speaker 2: told him to do.
Speaker 4: I said, text him and say, hey, man, when you
Speaker 4: bring the chairs back, let me know when you're bringing
Speaker 4: them back. Because they're a special kind of wood. I
Speaker 4: don't want them outside, So text me when you bring them,
Speaker 4: so I can bring him in right away. In other words,
Speaker 4: let him know I don't want the chairs outside, and
Speaker 4: see if he either puts them back in house or
Speaker 4: brings them right away. Because now once you've said don't
Speaker 4: leave him on my porchs, I want to bring him in.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want them outside. And if he still leaves
Speaker 3: them outside, then the guy's an asshole, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I man.
Speaker 2: People's people have nerve.
Speaker 3: Man. You know, I always try and think, this is
Speaker 3: why you don't talk to your neighbors in the building,
Speaker 3: But well, they don't understand me. They speak different languages,
Speaker 3: and then there's a language barrier there. But yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm feeling that I give people too much credit.
Speaker 2: I think we both do.
Speaker 3: I think we were raised a certain way and we
Speaker 3: expect that of everyone and we come across. I think
Speaker 3: if we expected the the bare minimum and the least
Speaker 3: from people, I think we'd be happier individuals. I would
Speaker 3: because we wouldn't be disappointed. So I see, expect the
Speaker 3: least from people, and then you'll be a happy person. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but how how how little can you expect? You give
Speaker 3: somebody the chairs the least they could do is bring
Speaker 3: him back and leave him in your house.
Speaker 2: Don't leave him out on the porch. Ago.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not lending my ship now, speaking of people
Speaker 4: are doing the right thing again.
Speaker 2: This is a money thing, but I need your opinion.
Speaker 4: So about a month ago, one of the guys I'm
Speaker 4: very friendly with at Pickleball, and I have some pickleball stories,
Speaker 4: but this isn't a pickleball story. He comes around and
Speaker 4: he's like, hey, guys, listen, I'm selling candy for my
Speaker 4: daughter to raise money for our school trip and whatever.
Speaker 4: Could everybody, you know, if you want to buy something
Speaker 4: to let me know. So I'm like, it's the worst,
Speaker 4: you know, it's the absolute worst when people are like, oh,
Speaker 4: my kid's selling wrapping paper, my kids selling But I'm like,
Speaker 4: you know what it's it's it's chocolate. So I was like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I'll get the chocolate, al right, whatever, But I don't
Speaker 4: want to do that with my kids. You know, I
Speaker 4: have three kids. When they were selling stuff, I really
Speaker 4: don't want to bother people, right, Like you know, you know,
Speaker 4: one of the engineers at work at ZE one hundred
Speaker 4: would always come around with his stuff and I and
Speaker 4: I liked the guy, so I'd always buy something, but
Speaker 4: I never asked him.
Speaker 2: To buy my kids stuff.
Speaker 4: You know, one time I sold popcorn for my for
Speaker 4: my one of my kids because I was it was
Speaker 4: it was a good cause and I believed in it
Speaker 4: and I donated money. And I was like, all right,
Speaker 4: if you want to buy some popcorn, it's good popcorn.
Speaker 4: So I was like, it's good popcorn. And it wasn't expensive.
Speaker 4: So anyway, I bought chocolate covered raisins. Right, it was
Speaker 4: like a little tin of chucklate covered raisins. Now, I
Speaker 4: love chocolate cover raisins. I was like, ah, I'll get
Speaker 4: chocolate covered raisins. So that's fine, okay. So I forgot
Speaker 4: all about it over the weekend. Uh no, during the
Speaker 4: week so I played Tuesday night. So last Tuesday he
Speaker 4: comes in and he go and he goes, oh, I
Speaker 4: got everybody's candy. Oh okay. He's like, yeah, you're the
Speaker 4: only guy tonight that I haven't given the candy too, Right,
Speaker 4: I get everybody else on Saturday. I wasn't there Saturday.
Speaker 4: I said, oh okay, So he goes here you go.
Speaker 4: So I go over to my bag and I go,
Speaker 4: how much is it? He goes, I don't even remember
Speaker 4: it so long ago. He says, nine dollars. I said, okay,
Speaker 4: so when we've done playing pick a ball, I'll give
Speaker 4: you the money. So we're done, I walk over to
Speaker 4: my bag. I got my wallet and I got a
Speaker 4: ten dollar bill, so I give him to ten. He goes, oh,
Speaker 4: I just say, you know, I don't have change. So
Speaker 4: I said, all right, he goes, I'll hitch up next
Speaker 4: time I see you. Okay, gladly pay your Tuesday for
Speaker 4: a Hamburger today.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now, Garry Jones, if you are in the chocolate selling business, yep,
Speaker 4: this is what you're doing right.
Speaker 2: You're collecting money from people. You're You're right. You gotta
Speaker 2: have change, Yes, you do, you do. You got to
Speaker 2: come prepared. I agree.
Speaker 4: Now, if you're not prepared, that's fine. You take you
Speaker 4: two l and let and then and then you owe
Speaker 4: me the money. When when I give you the chocolate,
Speaker 4: I already given him the ten dollars. Would I would
Speaker 4: tell you, I would tell you keep the ten wait till.
Speaker 2: I get change. Well, I figured it. I listen. I
Speaker 2: know I'm the one.
Speaker 3: I'm the one in the wrong. I didn't have change
Speaker 3: for you. Correct, and you're doing me the favor of
Speaker 3: buying that. So when I see this guy twice a week,
Speaker 3: all right, and this was Tuesday, so I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna see him Sunday.
Speaker 2: Now, scary.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: If I owe somebody money, I walk in the door
Speaker 3: with it in my hand. It's burning in my brain
Speaker 3: that I owe this money. Yeah, because I don't want
Speaker 3: people owe me money. So if I owe you money,
Speaker 3: even if it's a dollar, a quarter, twenty cents, like
Speaker 3: I used to get, like give guys at work, like
Speaker 3: I gave you money back, you were like, oh, I'll
Speaker 3: lend your money for lunch.
Speaker 2: I'll have you.
Speaker 3: I would come in with the five dollars the next
Speaker 3: day whatever it was, and you're like, brody, you know't me.
Speaker 2: I don't be ridiculous, take the money. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't like to owe people money because I don't
Speaker 3: want them to owe me money. Is really what this is,
Speaker 3: actually what I was talking about earlier with with the
Speaker 3: with the borrowing thing. I never want to feel indebted
Speaker 3: to anyone in any way.
Speaker 5: I don't like.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 3: So with money, I'm just I'm exactly like you, right,
Speaker 3: borrow something or if I'm short cash or you know
Speaker 3: you're right away boom top of my.
Speaker 2: Mind, I'm hitting you back.
Speaker 4: It's the first thing you do with your money is
Speaker 4: pay the person you owe. So I see him on
Speaker 4: Sunday and I'm like, hey man, it's going good. He goes, hey,
Speaker 4: do you like those chocolate cover raisins. As a matter
Speaker 4: of fact, I did, Yeah, Uh, you got my dollar.
Speaker 2: I didn't say that. I was like, I'm where I'm
Speaker 2: going from there.
Speaker 4: I want him to say, oh, you know what, I
Speaker 4: didn't bring money today, but I'll hook you up Tuesday.
Speaker 4: So I get with the money. So I'm seeing him tonight.
Speaker 4: I guarantee he's not gonna have my dollar, of course not.
Speaker 4: And if I see him, he's gonna go, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I didn't bring money. You got to put money in
Speaker 4: your car. Then, by the way, I hold hold up nine,
Speaker 4: I paid nine dollars with chocolate cover raises paid. Oh
Speaker 4: I thought you were just you were just evening everything
Speaker 4: out and making it simple. Are we physically literally talking
Speaker 4: about a dollar like a singular dollar?
Speaker 2: Ohs me host me a dollar? That's why are you
Speaker 2: not listening to my story?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I I toold it.
Speaker 3: You were just for for the purposes of the podcast
Speaker 3: and to sit to boil it down. I thought it
Speaker 3: was a hypothetical, but so it's literally. It was ten
Speaker 3: dollars and a dollar a chocolate. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: With nine dollars, you're a cheap fuck. Let him fucking
Speaker 3: keep the dollar. Who cares, it's a dollar. We're talking
Speaker 3: about a dollar.
Speaker 2: It's the again, ladies and gentlemen. It's the principal.
Speaker 3: You're you're selling chocolate for your daughter, which, by the way,
Speaker 3: you shouldn't be doing in the first place.
Speaker 2: Let your daughter sell her own chocolate.
Speaker 3: Second of all, I didn't want to pay nine dollars
Speaker 3: for chocolate covered raisins, but I did it, so I
Speaker 3: was trying to be nice.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'm fine, and the guilt, the
Speaker 2: guilt fine, So you know what next year?
Speaker 3: I really thought, Okay, hold on a second. Sometimes we
Speaker 3: simplify things. That was simplified with math, No simplified, meth no. No.
Speaker 2: I really thought maybe maybe it was like, you spent
Speaker 2: like sixty.
Speaker 3: Dollars and you know, he owed you liked. Why would
Speaker 3: I spend sixty dollars on chocolate club and raisins? What
Speaker 3: am I ordering sushi like I do?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: So, first of all things, Number one, have you ever
Speaker 3: known me to simplify anything?
Speaker 2: Number two? Do you not know me when it comes
Speaker 2: to owing me a dollar? So both cases of that
Speaker 2: story sounded like I was, I was, I was tweaking it.
Speaker 2: I tell you were tweaking the story a little bit.
Speaker 3: You're physically we're literally talking about Yeah, a dollar, a dollar?
Speaker 2: How much do you think?
Speaker 3: So listen, I don't I don't want to pay nine
Speaker 3: dollars for chuckle cup raisins, but I'll be damned if
Speaker 3: I'm paying ten.
Speaker 2: That's sanity.
Speaker 3: You're already nine dollars in on something You've been ripped
Speaker 3: off on another dollar?
Speaker 2: What's another dollar?
Speaker 3: Dollar's another dollar because chocolate covered raisins are like four dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but if some of the money goes to a could
Speaker 3: cause your fund. Do you know this dollar went to
Speaker 3: his pocket? Okay, he didn't go to his daughter. He
Speaker 3: owes me a dollar. Okay, let me let me, let
Speaker 3: me level with you. Okay, listen, team barrows your chairs,
Speaker 3: you bring the chairs back. Somebody owes you a dollar.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 4: If you're in the candy selling business, you gotta have
Speaker 4: a change machine, a little coin thing on your belt,
Speaker 4: and give me the quarters back.
Speaker 2: You'll give me a dollar you don't bring. Listen to me.
Speaker 3: If you know something's nine dollars, you have to know
Speaker 3: to have a dollar ready, you have to know that
Speaker 3: the person is not gonna happen.
Speaker 2: I agree with you. I agree with you.
Speaker 3: He should have change. I agree all that stuff I
Speaker 3: agree with I totally am on your side.
Speaker 2: I'm really the money he collected on Sunday three. I
Speaker 2: am on your side.
Speaker 3: And he should have your change ready, and you should
Speaker 3: if you owe somebody. But if we're if we are
Speaker 3: really really talking about a dollar bill, a.
Speaker 2: Single one hundred pennies of the government stead, we're literally
Speaker 2: talking about that in real life, just keep the dollar.
Speaker 2: Who cares? Oh, let me ask you a question. Who cares?
Speaker 3: Let's say you go to a Let's say you go
Speaker 3: to a store and you buy you buy a package
Speaker 3: of M and ms, right, and it's uh, it's four
Speaker 3: dollars and you give the girl a five dollar bill
Speaker 3: and she says, what's a Are you walking out of
Speaker 3: it paying five dollars for femin M's no? Because I
Speaker 3: have no no why Because I have no relationship with her,
Speaker 3: but with my friend I've got.
Speaker 2: He's not my friend. He's a pickleball dude.
Speaker 3: He's an acquaintance that you play pickleball within your see
Speaker 3: on an okay, on a recurr.
Speaker 2: You see this guy on a recurring basis. The acquaintance
Speaker 2: is twenty five cents, not a dollar.
Speaker 3: So honestly, he is if I'm really gonna if I'm
Speaker 3: really gonna step back here and assess the situation, I
Speaker 3: honestly think he thinks you think it's no big deal.
Speaker 3: So he's not going to give you the dollar back,
Speaker 3: and nor does he plan on it, because it's only
Speaker 3: a dollar.
Speaker 2: Eighteen dollars. You want you two dollars back? Is that fair?
Speaker 2: Where do I endraw the line? It's it's literally twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: I got twenty.
Speaker 3: I think seventeen. I think seventeen. I want my three
Speaker 3: dollars back. Okay, we're about seventeen fifty keep it seventeen
Speaker 3: fifty nine, keep it fifty cents, fifty cents. You're like,
Speaker 3: fuck it, fuck it, I'm not. I'm not dealing with coins, bro, Okay,
Speaker 3: we're not doing coin.
Speaker 2: Eighteen dollars. Keep the two three dollars. You want your
Speaker 2: money eighteen dollars?
Speaker 3: Keep the two yes, honestly, and I'm really thinking about
Speaker 3: I'm walking myself through this, and this is a guy
Speaker 3: that I see occasionally, and I'm I'm buying chice a week.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm for six months, eight months, whatever it is.
Speaker 4: Keep the two bucks three dollars I want. Okay, So
Speaker 4: the difference between you and me is two dollars pretty much,
Speaker 4: two dollars difference. So you have a line, but you're
Speaker 4: a boogie fuck with a job, so therefore three dollars
Speaker 4: is your drawing line. I'm a cheap fuck well smart
Speaker 4: with moneyfuck let me phrase that, who's not currently working
Speaker 4: in radio like you are, And so therefore I want
Speaker 4: My line is one dollar?
Speaker 3: LICs be kind. Okay, hold on, wait, it's a dollar
Speaker 3: all right now? But what about what if it was
Speaker 3: nineteen nineteen twenty five? Does he get to keep his
Speaker 3: seventy five cents or you want you seventy five cents back?
Speaker 3: On principle, I want it back, but mentally I'm like,
Speaker 3: I get it out.
Speaker 4: Okay, So now put yourself Okay, you said what you
Speaker 4: said right there. It's just twenty five cents more. Now
Speaker 4: it's paper money. It's paper I gotta.
Speaker 3: Have twenty five cents more. You just admit right here
Speaker 3: on this podcast, even though would get it, in principle, it.
Speaker 2: Would eat away, it would eat away.
Speaker 4: I would look at him as seventy five guy for
Speaker 4: the rest of my life in prince to look at
Speaker 4: him his three quarters twenty. I would look at him
Speaker 4: in three three quarters whenever I looked at him. In
Speaker 4: principle it was twenty you want the money back.
Speaker 3: But if it was nineteen twenty five you just said
Speaker 3: yourself want the money back, you would know you would
Speaker 3: not badger him for the seven trying.
Speaker 2: To play kte you I want my seventy five cents.
Speaker 2: No you don't, Yeah, I do. I want except that
Speaker 2: it was a quarter. It was twenty five cents. I
Speaker 2: let a slide. Fifty cents. I'm buying.
Speaker 3: I'm buying a piece of goma, something that's value, not
Speaker 3: fifty cents.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I want my fit. You you sink
Speaker 2: to new lows every week.
Speaker 3: Well, scary, you said three dollars you want your money back,
Speaker 3: but two fifty you don't.
Speaker 2: No, two dollars, yeah, two fifty and up.
Speaker 3: I'm good, right, so fifty I'm not taking because I'm
Speaker 3: not taking change, so fuck that, and then rounded up
Speaker 3: two dollars. Yeah yeah, two fifty forget it, two fifty up, done,
Speaker 3: two seventy five. I'm still fine. It's change.
Speaker 2: You're walking.
Speaker 3: I'm walking, all right, I'm walking here, I'm walking three dollars.
Speaker 3: I want my money back, and I may I may
Speaker 3: hate you for all right?
Speaker 2: We got all right? This is this is leaving a
Speaker 2: bad taste. Now you asked the chop sticks on your
Speaker 2: basest it it's the Boys Podcast. I got a little sound.
Speaker 2: You got a little sound. Okay, I got a little sound.
Speaker 2: I got I got some sound. I got big sound. Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna play this. I'm about to belch.
Speaker 4: No, we continue, because it's it's so last time, last
Speaker 4: time he did this. I said, John Oliver did this,
Speaker 4: and John Oliver did do it once or twice, but
Speaker 4: Jimmy Kimmel is known for it. And today, as we record,
Speaker 4: this is December two. So I wanted to play Jimmy
Speaker 4: Kimmel's montage here. It is of newscasters realizing it's December.
Speaker 2: Oh this is great. As you probably know it's December one.
Speaker 5: The dawn of a new month, the final month of
Speaker 5: the year, has arrived, and once again, our nation's newscasters
Speaker 5: have been caught completely by surprise.
Speaker 3: December one.
Speaker 2: I can't believe. I can't believe. I can't believe. I
Speaker 2: can't believe it's the first of December already, December one.
Speaker 2: It's hard to believe. December one. It's hard to believe.
Speaker 2: December one, hard to believe. December, hard to believe December,
Speaker 2: hard to believe December. It's hard to believe. December, hard
Speaker 2: to believe, hard to believe it. It is December, hard
Speaker 2: to believe that it is December. It's hard to belie
Speaker 2: its December already. Can't believe it's December already. I can't
Speaker 2: believe it's December already. Don't believe it's December. Can't believe
Speaker 2: it's December one, December first? Can you believe it? December first?
Speaker 2: Can you believe it? December one? Can you believe it?
Speaker 3: December first?
Speaker 2: Can you believe in December? Can you believe December? Can
Speaker 2: you believe that December? Can you believe believe it's December?
Speaker 2: Can you believe it's December one, December first, Can you
Speaker 2: believe that it's I said? She goes, yeah, they already know.
Speaker 3: So what I'm what I'm wondering is all these people
Speaker 3: are they that lame that they or they like I
Speaker 3: like I said, people in my life, like you believe
Speaker 3: it's November?
Speaker 2: There's there nothing else to say on TV? You believe?
Speaker 3: Yes, I can believe it's December. Thanksgiving is the end
Speaker 3: of November. You must be you must have been waking
Speaker 3: up early listening to the Elvis Duran Big Show because
Speaker 3: I brought this topic up on the Big Show.
Speaker 2: Oh you stole my topic?
Speaker 3: No, it was not. We I I made fun of it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, here here comes December. People are gonna
Speaker 3: be like, who's the somber already? And and we we
Speaker 3: we made fun of it. But it's it's it's small talk.
Speaker 3: It's like being in an elevator with somebody and saying,
Speaker 3: how about the weather. We're having crazy weather. It's it's
Speaker 3: it's a nothing burger, you know. Yeah, But it's like,
Speaker 3: can you believe can you believe? Yes?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we all feel that the calendar is racing
Speaker 3: racing by I mean, I can't believe it's December already.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Now, would I say it out loud just to fill
Speaker 3: space on the air. No, But now I'm thinking some
Speaker 3: of these people want to get on Kimmel, so they
Speaker 3: do it on purpose, you know. But yeah, or you'd
Speaker 3: think that they would just be so embarrassed by by
Speaker 3: him exposing them that by now that they would they
Speaker 3: wouldn't say it.
Speaker 2: But whatever. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, speaking of listening to the Elvis
Speaker 3: Duran Big Show, Yes, sir, you heard my rant about
Speaker 3: the medium rare Burger.
Speaker 2: Is at it what you're about to say? No, that's
Speaker 2: not what I was going to say. I had something
Speaker 2: more important to say.
Speaker 4: Oh, but I'm scrolling in the app right now because
Speaker 4: there's so many goddamn podcasts split into other podcas casts,
Speaker 4: Andy go on, you can't find anything.
Speaker 2: There's other podcast mixed in.
Speaker 3: This is a terrible layout, right brod Okay, Paul Retirement Daily, Harsko,
Speaker 3: it's the whole show. I can't find the whole show. Yeah,
Speaker 3: full show. Okay, your sound grandpa.
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 3: I can't, No, because because the way you have the
Speaker 3: app set up now, it's not just Okay Monday Show
Speaker 3: Tuesday show.
Speaker 2: You have twenty five different podcasts between each show. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, you're now I gotta watch an ad on
Speaker 2: the iHeart Radio app. Blah blah blah blah. What are
Speaker 2: you looking for? What do you mean you can tell
Speaker 2: you what I'm looking for? Because this is pretty funny.
Speaker 2: That's all right. We're gonna give you one of our
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving classic phone taps.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: This is from our buddy Dave Brody, who was quite
Speaker 4: a pioneer in all the best of all phone taps
Speaker 4: ever ever on our show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, scary, he's good. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to play the clip of Elvis saying
Speaker 3: that I was the pioneer of great phone taps. Wow,
Speaker 3: you do rail this entire podcast just for that three
Speaker 3: seconds right there.
Speaker 2: Ye listen. I just want to and everybody back in
Speaker 2: the day, I was a thing on the radio. Now
Speaker 2: where are you now? I'm a thing on the podcast thing?
Speaker 2: You know, You're just a thing. No, it's funny. You know,
Speaker 2: we give you your flowers whenever you're not looking. Appreciate that. Listen,
Speaker 2: nothing but respect.
Speaker 3: Just know everybody says good things about you all the time.
Speaker 3: I know, but I thought it was very nice.
Speaker 4: In Elvis to reiterate to the audience those who remember
Speaker 4: me and those who may not know me, they're new listeners.
Speaker 3: But it's important for him to say that because it's
Speaker 3: been three over three years, so it's been three years
Speaker 3: for as much as as many listeners as have been
Speaker 3: with us that whole time, there's always there's always new
Speaker 3: listeners coming through the door.
Speaker 2: So you got to always remind people. Uh yeah, So.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I you know what this is, speaking of listeners. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're gonna do that next. Okay, I want to you
Speaker 3: gotta buy Brodie's unboxing folks. He finally picked up Asian
Speaker 3: MIC's chips and dips and all that stuff that remember
Speaker 3: that was like two months ago and Reggie's present and
Speaker 3: Reggie's present. So yeah, we're gonna we'll open that up
Speaker 3: because one of the boxes said do not touch.
Speaker 4: I posted on Instagram, right, and and it says for Brody,
Speaker 4: hands off scary, all right, But there's no comma after
Speaker 4: off all right, Brody no no, So it says for Brody,
Speaker 4: hands off scary, as if to say, get my hands
Speaker 4: off scary, don't worry, my hand's not on scary, Brody.
Speaker 2: How do you like your hamburgers.
Speaker 3: Rare or medium rare, right, so you could taste it right,
Speaker 3: you could taste it, because a great burger shouldn't be
Speaker 3: cooked anything over.
Speaker 2: Let's call it medium. Medium is being generous a lot
Speaker 2: of burgers.
Speaker 3: If you've got a really high quality piece of beef,
Speaker 3: medium rare, and you know what ladies tell me, I do,
Speaker 3: and you know and by the way, and you know
Speaker 3: that it's it's how it came together. Medium rare is
Speaker 3: where mediumware is where it's at. But if you don't
Speaker 3: like the pinkness of it, medium is fine. David fan
Speaker 3: of the pinkness. I went to the Red Hook Tavern,
Speaker 3: one of the top twenty burgers in the Tri State area.
Speaker 2: Of course it is.
Speaker 3: It's one of them. It's it's it's up there. It's
Speaker 3: a dry aged burger. It's got that dry aged like
Speaker 3: who mommy, taste so good? You know, Oh, it tastes
Speaker 3: like your mommy, mommy, who mommy?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, who mom You know how you get that that
Speaker 2: kind of like that funk that the the I do
Speaker 2: not want funk meat. No, dry aged like and when
Speaker 2: you have a dry aged state, it's mold. No. But
Speaker 2: you're tasting a thing anyway. The burger is a dry
Speaker 2: aged burger.
Speaker 3: This age sounds fancy, But they leave it out on
Speaker 3: the counter for like twenty four hours. Yes it is,
Speaker 3: that's what dry age is.
Speaker 2: No, they put it in. No, but they put it
Speaker 2: in a dry aged place. They leave it on the floor,
Speaker 2: and then they slice the mold off.
Speaker 3: Oh, then they cook the damn thing. But brody, listen,
Speaker 3: they are notorious for having the best burger. They've served
Speaker 3: ten thousands and hundreds and thousands of these friggin' burgers.
Speaker 3: Pat them on the math. Donald's all right, right, So
Speaker 3: so what I posted the burger in? People like, ew,
Speaker 3: it's still mewing, it's still alive? Is it gonna crawl
Speaker 3: off your plate? Like?
Speaker 2: Why are we so childish? Like, listen, I get it.
Speaker 3: You need to cook a fast food burger to like medium. Well,
Speaker 3: you gotta get it all. It's got to be cooked
Speaker 3: where one hundred and fifty degrees in the inside, one
Speaker 3: hundred and sixty five something like that.
Speaker 2: That's that's what you're supposed to cook. He is one
Speaker 2: sixty five I think meets one one fifty or something.
Speaker 3: But they were like, oh, well, well, well, well you know,
Speaker 3: chopped meat should always be cooked fully. No, No, when
Speaker 3: you get a high quality piece of meat, no matter
Speaker 3: what it is, you should you should absolutely enjoy and
Speaker 3: savor that flavor. Okay, but don't come at me. Don't
Speaker 3: yuck my young yucking my yum on my social media,
Speaker 3: on my comments, you're you're getting into my sliding into
Speaker 3: my dms and you're criticizing me.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you don't know what a good fucking
Speaker 2: burger tastes like, how what temperature? How do you like
Speaker 2: your beef pacocky.
Speaker 3: Beef? Bill Gogi and that that's got to be cooked
Speaker 3: all the way through bill Who Bill Gogi? Who's Bill Gogi?
Speaker 2: Bill Gogi? All over you?
Speaker 3: Apparently No, But you know, I'm just saying, grow up,
Speaker 3: grow up, people, slide episode, grow up.
Speaker 2: It's a piece of it is.
Speaker 3: A fine hamburger. You don't want to ruin your steak.
Speaker 3: You don't want to ruin your burger. Okay, you there,
Speaker 3: people they know they won't eat it until it's well done,
Speaker 3: and okay, all right, So really quickly I went to
Speaker 3: uh Minetta Tavern and they're known for their black label burger,
Speaker 3: and I went there with a couple of friends of
Speaker 3: ours or twins.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's a It's like it's one of
Speaker 2: the oldest places in New York City, know where.
Speaker 3: I know. It's not bougie, it's not moogie boogie at all.
Speaker 3: They got these red leather bank cats and it's like
Speaker 3: they got these stools, these these wooden wooden bar seats
Speaker 3: and ship thirty dollars. Well, it's the black label Burger.
Speaker 3: It's also another one of the best burgers list. I
Speaker 3: took our friends, the twins there, and we hung out
Speaker 3: and we had the twins, the twins, remember the twins,
Speaker 3: all the twins.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: By the way, the Minetta Tabing black Label Berger is
Speaker 4: thirty eight dollars more than even I thought.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's also a giangeburger. That burger's.
Speaker 3: That blend for the blend of the beef is high quality.
Speaker 3: It's a known thing when you come to New York.
Speaker 3: It's a quintessential burger. Listen to me, I'm not trying
Speaker 3: to be a bougie asshole, but thirty eight dollars for
Speaker 3: burger your bog even more so, why you shouldn't.
Speaker 2: Fuck it up.
Speaker 3: So I went and I told them twins. The twins
Speaker 3: were where we were all hanging out. This was several
Speaker 3: years ago, and oh, you gotta have the black label burger.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we love burgers. Burgers are great.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: They take the order and I said, okay, I lot
Speaker 3: my medium rare medimare plus whatever. Okay, great, and then
Speaker 3: both twins are like well done. I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: you can't do that. You cannot order this burger well done.
Speaker 2: They can't ketchup on it if they want. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: put ketchup on mine too. Yeah. Medium. Ah, you always
Speaker 2: tell me I can't put ketchup on fancy good meat. No,
Speaker 2: it's a burger. Though, it's a burger. But no, well,
Speaker 2: if I put ketchup on a steak, you want to
Speaker 2: kill me.
Speaker 3: But they wanted to ruin this burger. I said, guys, guys, guys, wait,
Speaker 3: hold on, hear me out. You're really gonna screw up
Speaker 3: the burger. And I looked at the wayitress and I
Speaker 3: said right, and she's like yeah, she goes she listen.
Speaker 3: People have it the way they want, but we recommend
Speaker 3: at the most medium. And I said, guys, take it medium,
Speaker 3: take it medium.
Speaker 2: No, no, scary, We're not gonna eat it. Dude. That
Speaker 2: thing came out well done. It was fucking charrety eight
Speaker 2: dollars for a hockey puck. That's what I'm saying. They paid.
Speaker 3: Oh there's that's high quality shit right there, high quality beef.
Speaker 2: And they paint and brody. I'm sitting there and I'm like,
Speaker 2: what did you do? And they're like, like, I said,
Speaker 2: how is it? They're like, I don't see how this
Speaker 2: could be the best burger in New York. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I lookt you fucked it up. You made them cook
Speaker 2: it till it looked like a piece of charcoal.
Speaker 4: The most important question here since when you go to dinner,
Speaker 4: you don't let the woman pay.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? It's twin women? I paid, you
Speaker 2: paid seventy six dollars for that two burgers. I picked up. Listen,
Speaker 2: I insisted on it. I picked up, I picked up dinner.
Speaker 2: It was a vagina. It was burger and burgers and fries.
Speaker 2: Bro three of them.
Speaker 3: He has one hundred dollars. And they were and they
Speaker 3: were they were used to be very well off people.
Speaker 3: They could afford their own burgers. We it's what I
Speaker 3: do it's a shival We're gonna steak dinner. It's chivalrous.
Speaker 3: But listen, these guys listen, but you're missing the point.
Speaker 3: The point is you don't fuck up a great burger.
Speaker 3: I was so hard upset. Okay, I'm like, guys, I
Speaker 3: wanted you to have this experience with me and have
Speaker 3: this awesome burger, and now you're tasting like charred.
Speaker 2: I agree with you. Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4: Order my burger well done in a place that's known
Speaker 4: for the taste of their burgers. Not well done, then
Speaker 4: i'n't order something else like if you if you, if
Speaker 4: you don't want the burger medium rare, theyn' order something
Speaker 4: else off the menu, don't order it well done. Now
Speaker 4: that being said, I went to a place with with
Speaker 4: my buddy not payper menu, different different guy and the
Speaker 4: water bottle guy, the guy who didn't thank me for
Speaker 4: the water bottle. So we went out to dinner at
Speaker 4: a new place that's that has other locations. But they
Speaker 4: opened up a new place and we're like, oh, we
Speaker 4: should go to the new place near us. So we
Speaker 4: went and I were like, oh, I heard the burgers
Speaker 4: are excellent. So we're like, oh, we'll get burgers. So
Speaker 4: I said, oh, I'd like the such and such burger
Speaker 4: with such and such and such and such. She was okay,
Speaker 4: how would you like that cooked? I said medium rare. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we can't do anything less cooked than medium. So so
Speaker 4: I said, why not, Well, for health reasons we medium medium. Well, well,
Speaker 4: we don't do medium rare rare. That means the quality
Speaker 4: that beef sucks.
Speaker 2: Well, it also means you can't trust the teenage kids
Speaker 2: cooking in the.
Speaker 3: That's right, okay, yeah, now you're talking if you're going
Speaker 3: to freaking Applebee's or Fridays.
Speaker 2: Or it was, so, what is a little nicer than that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing, I get it. It was a
Speaker 4: half pound burger. So I'm like, all right, well, a fine,
Speaker 4: Medium's fine. This this ketchup on the table. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm fine. I already made up my mind to have
Speaker 4: the burger, and I was fine. So the burger comes scary,
Speaker 4: God is my witness, it.
Speaker 2: Was medium rare to rare.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, so not on their whole thing about we
Speaker 3: can't cook it for health reasons, and the fucking thing
Speaker 3: came out. Now I'm thinking, do I want to eat
Speaker 3: it because they told me they can't leave it medium
Speaker 3: rare because it's for health reasons. And you bring it
Speaker 3: to me rare to medium rare, Like if if your
Speaker 3: whole point is we have to cook it medium, then
Speaker 3: wouldn't you anticipate it'd be medium? Well by missus, absolutely right,
Speaker 3: then maybe to overcook it overcook No, they undercooked it.
Speaker 4: So I was like, great, like, how's your burger? I
Speaker 4: said it came about medium rare? Oh sir, I'm telling
Speaker 4: me sorry, all contraire. Thank you for well anyway, But
Speaker 4: that is by the way, that is.
Speaker 3: That is when I draw the line if I'm a
Speaker 3: greasy spoon diner or whatever the case, I'm having a
Speaker 3: burger in some no frills place, that shit's going medium.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll move right back.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So, as we mentioned earlier, I picked up
Speaker 4: my stuff that you got from Asian Mic and from Reggie.
Speaker 2: So, Reggie, thank you for the big scoops. You're a doll.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't accept money from me. That was very kind.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: It was probably eight bucks nine bucks worth of scoops
Speaker 4: whatever it was, and very I appreciate that, so thank
Speaker 4: you very much. But if you wanted the money, I
Speaker 4: would have given you back nine dollars and I would
Speaker 4: have had exact change. So okay, so Asian mic I
Speaker 4: got the The steak doritos were fantastic.
Speaker 2: Those were my favorites so far. The beef did you
Speaker 2: get you beat? No, I'm not into that.
Speaker 4: The slice steak pringles were very good, the cheese oreos
Speaker 4: very good.
Speaker 2: And I had some other kind of beef chips. But
Speaker 2: this box, by the way, how would you think of
Speaker 2: the Macha oreos? You didn't have those.
Speaker 4: I did not eat those. I'm probably gonna give them
Speaker 4: to my family. It's not really not really a thing
Speaker 4: that I'm not a Macha guy anyway. Chris box for
Speaker 4: Brody hands off scary again, no comma but still hands
Speaker 4: off scary. And I post on Instagram and people are
Speaker 4: trying to guess what might be in the box. So
Speaker 4: I'm going to open the box here, oh.
Speaker 3: Live on the podcast. Okay, all right, what do you
Speaker 3: got there, David Brody? Okay, hold on, I mean are
Speaker 3: there is a bag of lays Asian symbols, Asian symbols
Speaker 3: and a picture of steak on a plate.
Speaker 2: It is steak flavored Asian chips.
Speaker 4: Now I know a seventy seven I'm opening up good
Speaker 4: old day like there's not like when we chew on
Speaker 4: the podcast, but because Asian Mike sent me all this
Speaker 4: free ship for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna all right then, Brody you how is
Speaker 2: it tasting?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Hold on, so if I buy you a bag
Speaker 3: of those steak chips, that'll count as your steak dinner.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, hold yeah, well is that good? I didn't bring
Speaker 2: a soda? How are those?
Speaker 3: Are those steak chips cooked medium rare? Are they well done?
Speaker 3: Look at the bag medium rare?
Speaker 2: Baby?
Speaker 3: So these are lazy potato chips, and I guess there's
Speaker 3: steak flavor and they're delicious. I don't know where to
Speaker 3: get them. I may never have them again the rest
Speaker 3: of my life. I don't really eat chips like that,
Speaker 3: but terrific. So Asian Mike, thank you. I'll be plowing
Speaker 3: through the rest of the bag of stuff, the multiple
Speaker 3: bags and stuff.
Speaker 2: And yeah, the cheese oils were great, and thank you.
Speaker 3: By the way, if we're not giving each to Cubby's wife,
Speaker 3: there's a delicious.
Speaker 2: See there you go. See you could finally trust me.
Speaker 2: Now on our way out of here.
Speaker 3: We had some crazy scheduling problems the last couple of weeks,
Speaker 3: and that's going to continue for the next few weeks. Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: we're not giving you Slice Time for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: We're not gonna it's not gonna get to.
Speaker 2: The jingle ball stuff coming up. Most a lot of
Speaker 2: going on. It was a lot happening these next two weeks.
Speaker 2: Bear with us.
Speaker 3: We would rather give you a new Brooklyn Boys podcast
Speaker 3: than a Slice Time if we had the choice.
Speaker 2: I love Slice Time.
Speaker 4: You when to do Slice Time again, We'll test so
Speaker 4: most likely when we do Brooklyn Boys again next week,
Speaker 4: we'll tell you when Slice Time will be and you
Speaker 4: can leave Slice Time conversations about this episode.
Speaker 2: But don't do it this week is what's scary saying.
Speaker 3: Correct, because we may not get to it and it's
Speaker 3: gonna be deleted off the server.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: We don't want to lose your quality. We do not
Speaker 4: want to we do not want to use like Sorry
Speaker 4: about that. It's just that time of year. So all right,
Speaker 4: all right, I gotta go play pickleball.
Speaker 2: Oh oh again? All right, yes, I played Tuesday nights.
Speaker 2: All right, I gotta go.
Speaker 3: I was ready to go for another hour, Brody, But
Speaker 3: oh no, you leave the slices high and dry slices.
Speaker 2: You see what's going on. You said we got to
Speaker 2: get out of here before we leave. You said that. No,
Speaker 2: well yeah, but no, because you got to get out
Speaker 2: of here. I don't got to get out of here.
Speaker 2: I got all night. I'll do another hour.
Speaker 3: I mean, but but okayes Brody, Brody's going to play pickleball. Okay,
Speaker 3: just remember who's a man of the people right now,
Speaker 3: Scary Jones, because Scary Jones is sitting here ready to
Speaker 3: do another half hour for forty five minutes. Yeah, why
Speaker 3: don't you cancel pickleball? Cancel pick a ball for and
Speaker 3: let's go. We got I got another ten topics for you.
Speaker 3: Come on, name one, name one topic that you're excited about.
Speaker 3: Parades don't work well on the radio, like like Thanksgiving
Speaker 3: the parade. The local news station was like advertising, make
Speaker 3: sure you two detention wins to listen to all the
Speaker 3: coverage of these Thanksgiving Day parade. No, no, no one's
Speaker 3: listening exactly what the fuck is the point? And they
Speaker 3: do the same thing for the fourth of July. Tune into,
Speaker 3: tune in to hear the fireworks, just to hear the crackles.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what you can't you can hear my
Speaker 2: new jingle. Okay, I got more topics. Wait, I guess
Speaker 2: shut please, there's my new jingle. We'll play that next time.
Speaker 2: I have a pickleball story. How about the tree? How
Speaker 2: about the grump tree? You want to do that topic?
Speaker 3: It's like that next week. It's the new It's it's
Speaker 3: the new Charlie Brown Christmas Tree. It's from It's from
Speaker 3: Doctor Seuss's Grinch.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about that next episode.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 2: I was ready to talk about it right now. Did
Speaker 2: you what about the cure, the cure for a headache?
Speaker 2: You what about this new cure for a headache that
Speaker 2: people are doing. Oh and the cats. People are buying
Speaker 2: this new thing for their cats. It's going viral. All right.
Speaker 2: That motherfucker left us, David, He'll signed off. He left.
Speaker 2: He literally went to go pickleball. All right, guys, I tried.
Speaker 2: I tried. The true man of the people is Scary Jones.
Speaker 2: Remember this moment.
Speaker 3: Brock Boys, Boys,