Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Hold up. It's a podcast that's
Speaker 1: a lot about nothing. I'm one of your hosts. I'm
Speaker 1: Josh Johnson. I'm a ride for the Daily Show, and
Speaker 1: I'm joined by my co host, Say long, what's up?
Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Ladies? How
Speaker 1: are you doing? Um sprayed both my ankles. But other
Speaker 1: than that, I'm good. Other than that fire, doing well.
Speaker 1: Just out here, just living doc um. Shout out to
Speaker 1: uh city m d um because the other urgent care
Speaker 1: I was going to I think what it was, probably
Speaker 1: trying to kill me. Um, but they gave me these
Speaker 1: braises to put on my ankles, and um my friend
Speaker 1: sent me then my homegirl, Uh homegirl, who I consider
Speaker 1: a sister. You know what I mean. They call this
Speaker 1: bitch my sister in a regular basis. This human being
Speaker 1: you were seeing fourrest Gump. Yeah, you know that part
Speaker 1: of the movie where he's running and his leg braces
Speaker 1: start breaking off. Be friends with comics. They said it'll
Speaker 1: be fun, they said this halfer. Not only First she
Speaker 1: sent me the voice memo. First she sent me a
Speaker 1: voice memo going run for Est Run. So if you
Speaker 1: haven't seen my Instagram. This is what the leg braces
Speaker 1: look like. Okay, strapped up, iced out, you understand, double strapped. Okay.
Speaker 1: The blessing is every day I'm feeling a little bit
Speaker 1: better because I don't have a fracture or nothing. I
Speaker 1: do don't have a bone spur on my right foot.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the funk that is, but apparently
Speaker 1: don't cause a problem. So other than that, I'm straight.
Speaker 1: How are you doing all your are your are your
Speaker 1: muscles and limb is working correctly? Yeah? Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: I feel all right. So today m hm, this week's episode,
Speaker 1: this chapter in our friendship, this crossroads that we're at
Speaker 1: is bananas versus plantains, because you tried it, because I
Speaker 1: tried it, because you tried it, like a free sample
Speaker 1: at a cost caught on a Sunday try dent. I
Speaker 1: like how I could feel. I could feel how you've
Speaker 1: been saved that up I can I can feel like
Speaker 1: as you were doing you were too excited for the steps,
Speaker 1: you like the here and the here. I could feel
Speaker 1: you waiting. You wanted to say it the other day
Speaker 1: when I said this, and then you waited, and then
Speaker 1: you did it. Just now, because this is where it's topical.
Speaker 1: But you understand, like when I tell somebody, don't play
Speaker 1: with me, sir, I'm not made by Nintendo or Parker Brothers.
Speaker 1: I did not come with a controller or dice. Do
Speaker 1: not play with me. You understand, you know what, We're
Speaker 1: not starting in the right place because if this is
Speaker 1: anybody's first time listening to this podcast, it's coming real hard.
Speaker 1: You know, it feels like there's a lot of aggression. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's not the point. It's for the people to know.
Speaker 1: It's for the people to know sometimes to educate. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is teach you boot moments, right, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: teach you why plantains just don't have it. You know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you start. I'm gonna let you start
Speaker 1: last episode last because you always all right. Last episode.
Speaker 1: I started with my vanilla and you are the one
Speaker 1: that attacked me about this banana plantain ship. So you
Speaker 1: counselor it's actually just a simple white you know, you
Speaker 1: count to look. We'll start with your opening statement before
Speaker 1: I come before the jewelry, it said, I how I
Speaker 1: feels like ahead, talk about your little bananas. Ahead, ahead,
Speaker 1: my little bananas. Okay, First of all, bananas high and
Speaker 1: potassium high and deliciousness, okay, can help you regulate your blood.
Speaker 1: Sugar can be life saving, all right. If somebody went
Speaker 1: into a bit of a sugar shock, all right, and
Speaker 1: you had a little piece of banana, you put that
Speaker 1: in your mouth and you make them chewer it. You chomp, chump,
Speaker 1: chomped their mouth for him. Boom, they wake up like
Speaker 1: an episode of Wishbone. No no, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: not an episode of Wishbone. I'm just saying bananas. They also,
Speaker 1: well they do. They stay cheap. Okay, they should be cheaper.
Speaker 1: They should actually be cheaper than they are right now.
Speaker 1: But that's the cartel's business, and I'm not gonna get
Speaker 1: into it. Man, don't speak on nothing. There's none of
Speaker 1: your business. All I'm saying is market price versus real price.
Speaker 1: They're very cheap and they should be cheaper. Also, your
Speaker 1: favorite treats don't they have a banana flavor. I've never
Speaker 1: seen a plantain flavored candy. Okay, okay, uh huh. You
Speaker 1: keep going and keep going. If you know what I say,
Speaker 1: I'm taking notes is what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: You banana flavor kiow, like just so people know, you know,
Speaker 1: all the time that they'll say, I've been friends. She's
Speaker 1: never wanted to curse me out as much as she
Speaker 1: does right now, Like I could like like the same
Speaker 1: way that I could feel her saving up that comeback.
Speaker 1: I can feel how much she wants to swear, and
Speaker 1: she's going to get back because she knows what it
Speaker 1: will look like to the people if she just starts
Speaker 1: cursing at me minute five about fruit, about fruit, So
Speaker 1: then it doesn't look like we're friends. If she just
Speaker 1: starts letting me have it with all the all the
Speaker 1: swear words in the Sailor's Handbook admitted five or fruit fruit.
Speaker 1: So I appreciate the restraint, but I could also see
Speaker 1: the pullback. Yeah yeah, yeah. What else? What you got candy?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, candy place? Also some of your favorite treats
Speaker 1: when it comes to the puddings, all right, A great
Speaker 1: banana pudding, Annila wafer pudding? Okay, a pie cream? What
Speaker 1: I mean? How many how many things? Banana? So versatile?
Speaker 1: How many things do you want me to list? Where
Speaker 1: do you want me to go? Where do you want
Speaker 1: me to stop? But they're talking about the birth birthatility.
Speaker 1: The versatility matters, It matters in the greatness. Okay, also
Speaker 1: the accessibility. It's very cheap, all right, they ripen. Well,
Speaker 1: we're not talking about avocados. We're not talking about something
Speaker 1: where I'm a cracking open and then just screaming kitchen
Speaker 1: like I've lost my mind. Okay, we can watch the
Speaker 1: banana riping. Also, I'll even put this out there, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll wrap up the opening argument with the fact that
Speaker 1: when people even see a plantain, a lot of the world,
Speaker 1: a lot of the world in the grocery store, seeing
Speaker 1: their first plantain for the first time, they're like, damn,
Speaker 1: the bananas big. They don't even respect the fact that
Speaker 1: the plantain is a different thing. I've watched people buy
Speaker 1: a plant this actually did that boy by friends what time.
Speaker 1: It was very funny. He bought a plantain, didn't know it,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not I'm not always a good friend. That's
Speaker 1: so I let him eat it. So so he breaks
Speaker 1: over the plantain and he's like, he's like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: banana nasty. Wow. And I was like, that's it's because
Speaker 1: it's not it's a it's a different thing. Oh yeah. Oh,
Speaker 1: Josh Johnson I didn't know what that you had it
Speaker 1: in you. He also kept calling it a planting, even
Speaker 1: though I said plantation from the from the duople say planting.
Speaker 1: It runs through me. Also, it's people when people say salmon, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: uh sword. Oh you'll you'll see a preacher say sword,
Speaker 1: and you kind of stopped perspective of it's he's usually
Speaker 1: a preacher. Honestly, it's usually a preacher. And every time
Speaker 1: it happens, I hear sword and I'm like, you haven't
Speaker 1: finished that book. Don't do that. Then the book he
Speaker 1: means is the Bible. Um, yeah, the sword of God
Speaker 1: will make me get up and leave. Yeah, that's so
Speaker 1: what am I you? I lived in a place like
Speaker 1: I'm originally from Miami, right, So I grew up in
Speaker 1: Atlanta and Miami, and I remember hearing Scrawberry, screet Am, Balance, Liberry,
Speaker 1: and they were more acceptable to me m in salmon
Speaker 1: and sword. Yeah, there's just something so offensive about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the s I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is. You a crest and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a salmon with a sword going through it, just on
Speaker 1: a strawberry, a strawberry handle. I can't just I'll usually
Speaker 1: get this strawberry crest with a sword and a salmon.
Speaker 1: I hate Josh Johnson. Oh you just tried. Oh so
Speaker 1: this is my nook. If you bucked trophy, that's what
Speaker 1: you're trying to do to me. Hey, it's not gonna
Speaker 1: be a trophy. It's gonna be a jacket. I love it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So is this your closing statement. I'll wait till the
Speaker 1: very end of closed, but I will end my opening. Yes.
Speaker 1: Because of how I grew up and where I grew up,
Speaker 1: I do about plantains very early. Right now, some people
Speaker 1: only know about the plantain when they get it with
Speaker 1: some of the Jamaican food or Cuban food, you know,
Speaker 1: use like a cribbing food, right only West Africa. Now,
Speaker 1: some people, now let's go so you mentioned the sweet,
Speaker 1: let's go into the versatility. Okay. Now, a lot of
Speaker 1: places they just do the sweet, and that's in Spanish.
Speaker 1: They call them my littles. Right, And my mom made
Speaker 1: a lot of like Cuban food, Caribbean food growing up,
Speaker 1: just because we're from Miami. And so when we talk
Speaker 1: about the versatility, bananas can only do sweet. That's the
Speaker 1: only thing they can do right. I don't like your
Speaker 1: side like that. I don't know even roll your eyes
Speaker 1: like that because you have you not had tost on
Speaker 1: this mm hmm. Bananas can mostly do not mostly not
Speaker 1: mostly you got you got your what do you say?
Speaker 1: Banana flavored candy, which we all know is nasty banana?
Speaker 1: We know the banana flavored runt, disgusting, slander, lies and slader,
Speaker 1: unaccepted slies. First of all lies, lies, lies, banana gross
Speaker 1: you all banana nana laters were disgusted. The thing is this,
Speaker 1: this is this? Wait wait wait, I let you hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, I let you make your open to statement.
Speaker 1: I let you make your open a statement with you.
Speaker 1: You ask him a question. I thought I was answered
Speaker 1: engaged in some conversation, but I got you right you right,
Speaker 1: you right ahead all because I don't want to get
Speaker 1: too hot over you. Banana flavored go ahead, dandy, just casting.
Speaker 1: We all know when you get runce you would throw
Speaker 1: them bananas across the movie there gross gross the banana
Speaker 1: now and later? Who wants a banana now and later?
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody eating banana llowing laters? I think they might
Speaker 1: even discontinue the flavor. Tell me what other banana flavor
Speaker 1: candy is there other than the run and the now
Speaker 1: and later? Who else out here making mamba? Is mamba
Speaker 1: making banana flavor candy? Yes? Trash? Who else? You didn't
Speaker 1: even know until I sets um? I believe Starburst, Starburst
Speaker 1: and banana flavor? Nothing they Starburst had the yellow is banana?
Speaker 1: The yellow it's lie, it's lemon. The yellows lemon. Yes. Wow,
Speaker 1: you're telling me your your knowledge of a Starburst. It's
Speaker 1: so limited that you did not know that the yellow
Speaker 1: Starburst was lemon. Wow. Wow, there's banana flavor of ice cream?
Speaker 1: Who was eating that? There's banana flavor? So when you're
Speaker 1: talking about banana candies, you're really out here talking about
Speaker 1: the things that are thrown away the most often. Ye versatility. Now,
Speaker 1: like I said, being show me a situation, because even
Speaker 1: banana chips are sweet. So show me a situation where
Speaker 1: the banana is used in a non sweet situation. The
Speaker 1: dehydrated banana chips are not because they're not sweet, but
Speaker 1: they're still sweet. Mhmm. I mean banana can't help the
Speaker 1: sugar that it comes with. Okay, there we go. Banana
Speaker 1: can only do what banana can do, and bananas giving
Speaker 1: you one note. No, no, banana can't blame them for
Speaker 1: the sugar but that it has. I'm not blaming them
Speaker 1: for the sugar that it has. What I'm saying is
Speaker 1: because of the sugar that it has, it's only giving
Speaker 1: you one note. Right, No, no, no, no, no, banana
Speaker 1: can only give you sweet, less sweet or a lot
Speaker 1: of sweet, right, because you don't want to branana turned
Speaker 1: brown and basically just condenses down into nothing. Right, So
Speaker 1: let's talk about the versatilities. Oh oh my god, I
Speaker 1: don't really don't like how much you're enjoying this. You're
Speaker 1: talking to someone who does not funk with bananas, has
Speaker 1: not really funned. But banana since I was a child,
Speaker 1: never been a fan. My mom will buy him, My
Speaker 1: brother would eat them, okay, and every time I couldn't
Speaker 1: finish one. Because now you're plantain, you're black dot on.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you about the plantain, Okay, let me
Speaker 1: tell you what the plan team is doing in these
Speaker 1: streets on these islands, from continent to continent, from seed
Speaker 1: to shining seed. All right, And he's talking about versatility
Speaker 1: your plantain, because you know when the bananas green. You
Speaker 1: can't eat it right. You have to wait till it's yellow.
Speaker 1: You gotta wait for it to get the little spots
Speaker 1: on it, little speck, a little little freckles, you know,
Speaker 1: little pigmentation, little melanin coming up in your fruit before
Speaker 1: you can eat it, before it gets too soft. Your
Speaker 1: plantain can be eaten at all of these stages. You
Speaker 1: can need a plantain when it's green. You need a
Speaker 1: plantain when it's yellow. You can need a plantain when
Speaker 1: it is brown and black as ship. In fact, you
Speaker 1: can get multiple things. So this is the thing. You
Speaker 1: can't tyme green playing tames you've got tossed on this right. Fried,
Speaker 1: you've got my phone on right. You take your soaking
Speaker 1: a little salt, smash it, thrown, fry it. You're taking
Speaker 1: plantain green, Cut it up, you soak it a little
Speaker 1: salt water, or you don't have to, you know, depends
Speaker 1: on what you doing with your heart. Then press it down,
Speaker 1: put them in some oil boom. You can boil it
Speaker 1: up using a thick in the stew. Also you can
Speaker 1: dry it, turn it in the flour. When I do
Speaker 1: the Daniel fast every year, I can't use weak flour.
Speaker 1: I got playing teams. Flour in here, making pancakes, making muffles,
Speaker 1: all right out here doing the work. Then you know what,
Speaker 1: like you could put it into a stew thick in
Speaker 1: the stew up. Okay, you do, my fungo. Mix it
Speaker 1: up with some meat, put it on the plate next
Speaker 1: to some rice. Bam, we're doing that. Put in suits,
Speaker 1: put it in soups. Okay, with a little you kava.
Speaker 1: You got some more plan tames. Keep letting them get dark,
Speaker 1: even let me get put them in a plastic bag,
Speaker 1: forget about them. Forget about them. Let that skin and
Speaker 1: look like it's had a long vacation at the beach.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about black. I'm talking about my tumbo. You
Speaker 1: take it out of there, bam, and now it's delicious
Speaker 1: and sweet Friday up and now you've got my doodles
Speaker 1: or sweet playing teins. Do you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If I got a couple of different plantains, okay, I
Speaker 1: can make an appetizer, a main course, and a dessert
Speaker 1: from one fucking fruit. I'm out here doing iron chef
Speaker 1: in this bitch for one ingredient, giving you everything that
Speaker 1: you need. Okay, I've given you savory I've given you sweet. Also,
Speaker 1: when you want to bring up potassium, plantain has just
Speaker 1: as much stassium as a sucking Badama. We want to
Speaker 1: talk about vitamins and minerals. M it seems like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, not seems like I gave you everything. Oh
Speaker 1: I'm how it ripens. Plantains rip in the same way
Speaker 1: banana ripers, because that's what When the banana is too ripe,
Speaker 1: he gets super super mushy, and he can't do ship
Speaker 1: with it. Either make banana bread or give it over
Speaker 1: to somebody with no teeth. Okay, that's you can do
Speaker 1: with an overripe banana. Overripe around Team Friday, picture frieda
Speaker 1: up and you have a delicious treat. Okay, I had
Speaker 1: everything you were talking about. You everything was talking about.
Speaker 1: Because can you deny? Can you deny that the banana
Speaker 1: cannot do savory and sweet but the plantain can't. What
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: What I'll tell you is that the banana I don't
Speaker 1: see it doing savory. I also barely see the plantain
Speaker 1: doing sweet. Okay, you got everybody fucked up. Everybody knows
Speaker 1: you lit that skin on that plant. Team get dark.
Speaker 1: You just let it be itself. Banana got to hop
Speaker 1: into candies and splits, okay, all the other ship. Now, No,
Speaker 1: there may not be a plantain putting that we know about,
Speaker 1: but there's a lot of products in the world. I
Speaker 1: don't know people out here making sweet plantain putting. I
Speaker 1: don't know because think about how wild banana pudding could be. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised the Southerner hasn't thought of as yet, like
Speaker 1: taking the like a banana and banana putting in, like
Speaker 1: frying them up a bit and then putting them into
Speaker 1: putting because you don't have to watter banana and banana
Speaker 1: putting just getting mushy and gross. Yeah, looking about your cousin,
Speaker 1: they get disgusted. You take them out, looking about your cousin.
Speaker 1: M M. I guess my thing is just And look,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that it is going to always be disgusting.
Speaker 1: I just the sweet plantains that I've had have been fine.
Speaker 1: It may just not be from me. I respect that
Speaker 1: people like it. I like the people like it. I
Speaker 1: love when people like different things. But for me, plante
Speaker 1: can do savory, it's not really doing sweet, not at
Speaker 1: the level of banana because the banana can only do
Speaker 1: one That's what I'm saying. The banana only has one gear.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have the option to do anything else. If
Speaker 1: you make banana chips, banana chip is gonna be sweet
Speaker 1: or more sweet. Right, It's not versatile. It's just not.
Speaker 1: It could be something you eat in your hand or
Speaker 1: something that you see. One of my favorite thing to
Speaker 1: seeing a grown man trying to try to eat a banana.
Speaker 1: What do you mean listen, you know he really just
Speaker 1: wants to bite into it. Guesn't a man go to
Speaker 1: eat a banana and he goes to bite into it,
Speaker 1: and then he looks around it sees that people can
Speaker 1: see him eating his bananas. So now he has to
Speaker 1: break it off into pieces and put it in his
Speaker 1: mouth like he's eating chicken nuggets. Because he's not bold
Speaker 1: enough to just bite into a banana. I think you
Speaker 1: need to start hanging around different man. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is the man that I knew. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I don't. I wouldn't even want to be on the
Speaker 1: side of the block as somebody who's like, not, let
Speaker 1: me break this off, because I don't want anybody thinking
Speaker 1: that they said, you've never heard an say paws before
Speaker 1: he had a banana, not in person. No, it is
Speaker 1: the wildest thick Sometimes I feel bad for men like
Speaker 1: you just want to eat this thing sideways, Like what's happening, bro,
Speaker 1: It's very eating the banana sideways. That's that's insane. So
Speaker 1: when we're talking about these phallic fruits, do you think
Speaker 1: then that if if it was put to the people,
Speaker 1: which we will do at the end of the episode,
Speaker 1: do you think that, as far as fruits go, bananas
Speaker 1: are more popular than plantains. I think it's because of
Speaker 1: the country we live in. Well, I'm saying in the world, though,
Speaker 1: do you think that because because you're telling me things
Speaker 1: about plantains that I didn't know. Um, the dishes, I
Speaker 1: didn't know all the dishes you were asking me have
Speaker 1: I had certain dishes that haven't happen. So I'm asking
Speaker 1: if you factored in the whole world, not just the US,
Speaker 1: and you put the two fruits up against each other,
Speaker 1: which one do you think would be more popular? I
Speaker 1: think the plantain will be more popular because of the
Speaker 1: versatility of the plantain planting chips and some guawk, oh
Speaker 1: delicious plantain chips don't do it for me, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's just something that I've had some bad ones. I've
Speaker 1: had some bad ones. I can tell you that, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm bad. They were crumbling times. I've only ever had
Speaker 1: it three times. I can tell you if you want
Speaker 1: to try a good plantain chip, go to in Panada, Mama.
Speaker 1: They got a high quality plantain chip, and that you
Speaker 1: know over at that joint in that organization. This is
Speaker 1: something that I alighted growing up. So I think it
Speaker 1: also is like your proximity to it, how often you
Speaker 1: had it as a child. It's just something you don't like.
Speaker 1: I don't genuinely I don't like the flavor of a banana.
Speaker 1: I'm like the texture of a banana. I think I
Speaker 1: like a playing team because the the flavor is more.
Speaker 1: Because like I feel like bananas are an overpowering flavor.
Speaker 1: Sometimes youthing like oh, we've gotta we've got to they'll
Speaker 1: have like these you know, the smoothie somebody. Uh that's
Speaker 1: many smoothie places and like, oh, we use a banana
Speaker 1: as a base, And I'm like, bitch, you cannot put
Speaker 1: enough fruit in this stf for me to taste all
Speaker 1: of banana. You've been putting this bitch. Look, you keep
Speaker 1: coming at and disrespecting the superior flavor. It's not superior,
Speaker 1: and it's anything that it takes, It takes over other ship.
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. If you're telling me that
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a pineapple mango smoothie, don't give me
Speaker 1: a banana smoothie with a suggestion. Don't give me a
Speaker 1: don't drop into my mind, oh body giving me a
Speaker 1: whisper of mango an after thought of pineapple. Give me
Speaker 1: the fruit. Now, it's banana's old repowering. It takes over.
Speaker 1: That's why would I make my smoothies. My nutrition has
Speaker 1: taught me to freeze the bananas, not not to change
Speaker 1: the texture of it, but to subdue the flavor of
Speaker 1: the bananas so it does not overtake my smoothie experience.
Speaker 1: Help me out, then, why is it banana's fault that
Speaker 1: the rest of these fruits are on struggle? Hold on, now,
Speaker 1: you know a man go in a pineapple, come out
Speaker 1: here kicking and screaming. Okay, don't act like that that
Speaker 1: a pineapple get giving you coladas? They're giving overpowered, aren't they?
Speaker 1: Aren't they getting overpowered? Easily. Now, why is that happening?
Speaker 1: You know what, I will attract this statement your honor
Speaker 1: only because you know, when you eat something and there's
Speaker 1: something you don't like in it, the first thing you
Speaker 1: tasted the thing you don't like. Mm hmm. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: what's happened. Maybe, so I will I will attract my
Speaker 1: previous statement. But what I will say. What I will
Speaker 1: say is that the planting gives you a lot of flavors.
Speaker 1: It gives you a lot of options. It gives you
Speaker 1: a lot of things that you can do that the
Speaker 1: banana doesn't. It does give you a lot of meal
Speaker 1: options that the banana does not. I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: even disputing. I'm just saying, if we're talking about greatness,
Speaker 1: all right, greatness? You think that a fruit you unzip
Speaker 1: is greater than this other fruit that you unzipped. Come on,
Speaker 1: all you've given me is nasty candy. You candy, I've
Speaker 1: given you peak flavors. Giving banana laffy. Taffy should be
Speaker 1: burned in a trash fire. Anybody, this is the other
Speaker 1: thing this might Nana taffy shouldn't even be donated to
Speaker 1: the needy. That's the stop. If you're give out banana
Speaker 1: paty at halloweens. You put a razor blade in my apple.
Speaker 1: I would take a razor blade in an apple before
Speaker 1: I took a packet of banana afrot? How and dare
Speaker 1: I think you wanted to say, how very dare you? So?
Speaker 1: Look my thing listen you think on me wronghead? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: My thing is you can take a banana to the
Speaker 1: head off the rip when you one zip. All right,
Speaker 1: plantain has to been manipulated. It has to be heated,
Speaker 1: it has to be dried, it has to be cool.
Speaker 1: That has to be mushed. It has to be all
Speaker 1: these things because on its own baseline, straight out of
Speaker 1: the earth, the way that the Lord gave it to us. Side.
Speaker 1: But it's not edibles. Just you're not just biting into
Speaker 1: a plantain soon as you get ahold of one. That's
Speaker 1: not what's happening without a great where you can't eat
Speaker 1: a green anything and listen to apple. Yeah, but I'm saying,
Speaker 1: even when the plantain is ripe and ready, it's ready
Speaker 1: to still get worked on. It's still like what your
Speaker 1: fruit does is a relay, right, It's what my fruit
Speaker 1: does is a sprint. Throwing it out there, just saying
Speaker 1: if you want in the same in the same way
Speaker 1: that you can eat a banana, raw it once it's
Speaker 1: ripe and zip it, eat it, you can eat a
Speaker 1: plantain like that. Most people don't. Should you can't? I
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You can? But should you? Just
Speaker 1: because you can do something that means you should do something?
Speaker 1: Is that what you do? Are you out here just
Speaker 1: taking plantas as soon as you see them, ripping them open,
Speaker 1: biting them down? That's what we all know that You've
Speaker 1: got to let a plantain get ripe right, Okay, even
Speaker 1: when it's ripe, right? Are you just biting into it?
Speaker 1: Or other people that eat it? In another way? I
Speaker 1: don't eat sushimi, but there are other people out here
Speaker 1: eating fish fresh after art just hand in ocean. I'm
Speaker 1: not that person do So why do they are when
Speaker 1: they bite into it? What is that? What is that?
Speaker 1: Right now? That's a great question. You said it three
Speaker 1: times and I let it slide. That is an amazing
Speaker 1: question for it. And I would love if the first
Speaker 1: time you watch someone eat sushibi, they just to themselves quietly,
Speaker 1: went are a when you imitate somebody eating doesn't make noise. Depends.
Speaker 1: There's some people. If I'm talking about how they were eating,
Speaker 1: I just make the face of how they were eating.
Speaker 1: But if I'm talking about like, okay, so this is
Speaker 1: this is to digress. This is very funny to me.
Speaker 1: This is like, this is like peak funny to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: So my uncle where he would be eating stuff, he
Speaker 1: would this is the same uncle that opened his foot
Speaker 1: with the microwave to take soup out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got it. If you are not aware of Josh
Speaker 1: Johnson's comedy, he tells a joke about his uncle um
Speaker 1: burning his foot with soup because he had a microwave
Speaker 1: on the floor, which is one of the most uncle
Speaker 1: things you can do. Yeah, he's done that with LFE
Speaker 1: together another counter. Eddie doesn't have a counter, that's why
Speaker 1: it's on the floor. But he literally could have just
Speaker 1: used the box that the microwave came in. He has options.
Speaker 1: He chooses to live like this. Oh my god. So yeah,
Speaker 1: his uncle uses his foot. But the thing is, it's like,
Speaker 1: but so he used the foot to take the bowl
Speaker 1: out the microt because he could have just been over
Speaker 1: This is where men can't be choosed so then whenever
Speaker 1: he's eating something he really loves, like loves, loves, loves
Speaker 1: for the bobbles heart like a little kid loves. He
Speaker 1: can't eat something good without humping. So then so it.
Speaker 1: But it's not a musical home. It's a creepy home.
Speaker 1: So then he'll bite in it something like and it's
Speaker 1: consistent like a dying car from a distance. Yep, it's
Speaker 1: not a home like m it's none of those. It's
Speaker 1: just him biting and just and if you break it up,
Speaker 1: he will act like he doesn't hear it. I do know.
Speaker 1: I was in college at the first time I saw
Speaker 1: grown man do that. This guy was like working with
Speaker 1: hep was like in one of our shows, were like
Speaker 1: a crown adult man. He had ice cream and he
Speaker 1: had a song in his heart Jack Yeah everything, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a whole little It wasn't a song something, but he was.
Speaker 1: I was like, what's what's going on? He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: what are eat things that I like? I like to
Speaker 1: hume about it. I was like, Okay, let your life
Speaker 1: for him. Did you see the thing on Instagram where
Speaker 1: that where that bride? They were filled with that bride
Speaker 1: and she was enjoying her wedding bill, and so she
Speaker 1: was like this and she was chewing, and then she
Speaker 1: saw the camera. She was like, I think I saw her.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, listen, it's your wedding day and your
Speaker 1: food is good. Bitch turned up, Like, listen, if I
Speaker 1: get a wedding day, if the Laura provides, I'm at
Speaker 1: the fool on my wedding day. Jack, everybody have a
Speaker 1: slipping slide of this, bitch. I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: know what can happen. All right, this could end up
Speaker 1: accidentally being a wedding in the last two days. Who knows.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be We're gonna be drinking, a DJ, gonna
Speaker 1: be lit. There will not be a band because I
Speaker 1: hate bands at weddings. Mm hmm oh. There's nothing more
Speaker 1: annoying than a fucking banding away. What's the what's the
Speaker 1: difference to the don't do that DJ? Don't if the
Speaker 1: band is good, want because the band is limited in
Speaker 1: what they can play. But if you ever list the
Speaker 1: band cannot play swag, surf and cany We don't know that.
Speaker 1: Don't bring the right instruments. Josh bring the swag, Joshua,
Speaker 1: bring the surfboard. Joshua Elizabeth Johnson. If you believe Joshua
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Johnson, I will not be treated this way, fucking
Speaker 1: dare unless this is a band that can play. I
Speaker 1: gotta have a black band, and I have a black
Speaker 1: not like a wedding band. It's like a black band,
Speaker 1: a band at a black wedding. Out of here? Can
Speaker 1: a band play the wibble? I don't want to do
Speaker 1: this with you. I don't want to do this with you.
Speaker 1: You bob can't even electric slide, Elizabeth, I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1: So you're just gonna go ahead and attack me off properly? Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably can electrics line. So I guess my thing. I
Speaker 1: I think, m hmm that bananas are still cheaper than plantains. Well,
Speaker 1: plantains aren't sold by the bunch, But doesn't that make
Speaker 1: them much more expensive by not selling them by the bunch?
Speaker 1: I don't know what's the unit price versus by the pound.
Speaker 1: The last time I checked, bananas were twenty nine cents
Speaker 1: a pound. In organic bananas for forty nine cents a pound?
Speaker 1: And so what are plantains usually going for? The plantain
Speaker 1: is cheaper? Got anything else, Elizabeth? You guys are gonna
Speaker 1: read they be all this podcast. He I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: you try. I'll say this. I have been amazed and
Speaker 1: how hard you have worked to present your banana argument.
Speaker 1: I mean you even wore a banana yellow hoodie. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I came through, bully. You were worried I was gonna
Speaker 1: say something about this hoodie. I'm not scared of you.
Speaker 1: Good because people act like that. I'm not a nice lady, Josh.
Speaker 1: So listen, we're gonna kick this over to you, the listeners,
Speaker 1: because Josh has really just dedicated himself to just losing
Speaker 1: what the delay on that was beautiful. Bananas are great.
Speaker 1: If you agree, let us know alright. Plantains are amazing
Speaker 1: and versatile. If you want to be right, don't let
Speaker 1: DULs say trash our beloved flavor. Okay, what beloved, our
Speaker 1: beloved fruit, our potassium, our beloved vitamin. Plantains have all them.
Speaker 1: I looked it up. Now when you cook them out, now,
Speaker 1: when you cook them out, all right, I can take
Speaker 1: that banana raw. All right, you can eat a plants
Speaker 1: ain't raw. Moth. People don't go you can, but should
Speaker 1: you you know what we're gonna see. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: if you're a bunch of sand in my mouth. I'd
Speaker 1: bite right into a raw plattein. You have decided need
Speaker 1: to live like a seven really? Yes me, yes, it's surprising.
Speaker 1: I thought you were a nice, sophisticated man. Okay, all right, propaganta,
Speaker 1: all right, bana propaganda. You know you know we're just
Speaker 1: gonna do people like bananas. I'm just gonna ask. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna ask this Internet. How about I asked the
Speaker 1: internet if people know what plant aids are? I googled this.
Speaker 1: People also ask what percentage of the population like? Is bananas? Right?
Speaker 1: Why do people like banana so much? Why banana's gross?
Speaker 1: Why do not? The first thing is on the urban
Speaker 1: list things only people who hate bananas understand. Now, mind you,
Speaker 1: I don't like bananas. I'll eat banana upbread because the
Speaker 1: bread has found a way to really. Finally, so do
Speaker 1: the banana and put it in its place where it
Speaker 1: can help be a part of the flavor profile and
Speaker 1: not dominated like a bullet. So once again, we're gonna
Speaker 1: kick it over to you, the listener. Let us know
Speaker 1: how you feel about plantains, how you feel about bananas,
Speaker 1: how you feel about them verses each other? Maybe you
Speaker 1: love both, does one edge it out over the other.
Speaker 1: And look, maybe maybe you love the thing or you
Speaker 1: hate the thing more than our argument could take into account.
Speaker 1: All right, I understand, I really do get it if
Speaker 1: you love plantains so much that my immaculate argument fell
Speaker 1: on death be here, So I understand that, right, I
Speaker 1: even get how maybe you could have been swayed by
Speaker 1: some of the lies and propaganda that my co hosts
Speaker 1: throughout at Bananas. All right, But I hope that you'll
Speaker 1: let us know how you feel. I hope you'll hit
Speaker 1: us up, tell us how you're enjoying the show. Tell
Speaker 1: us if there's anything else that you want us to
Speaker 1: talk about, versus anything else you wants to talk about,
Speaker 1: what's on yours. Why Josh Johnson is living in a
Speaker 1: fool's paradise, Johnson is out here in the clouds, all right, Okay, Sean,
Speaker 1: Josh Johnson has not only defamed me, slandered me. This
Speaker 1: is a this is all record, This is all wax.
Speaker 1: So I think it's libel talk about I'm spreading lies
Speaker 1: and propaganderer knowing good damn well it his American Christian mind, Okay,
Speaker 1: that he has been coming from my neck the whole time.
Speaker 1: He No, this ain't how we usually, This ain't how
Speaker 1: we usually get down, but Josh Johnson, it started to
Speaker 1: take things with personal Jesus. Okay for me right now.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody ever said, don't you dare pray
Speaker 1: for me? I'm making my closing argument. Shut up, boy,
Speaker 1: So I knew what you were doing. I knew this
Speaker 1: prayer once it since here you were praying around you,
Speaker 1: but you were praying it was my closing statement. But
Speaker 1: then the Lord fell up, the spirit of the Lord
Speaker 1: fell upon my heart. It since my ankles are messed
Speaker 1: up and I cannot dance like David danced. I don't know.
Speaker 1: There are people on this listen to this podcast. I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: I know they're Christian, but why they gotta keep talking
Speaker 1: about it? Oh wait, they need me and rewrite, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna run. Uh they just text here. Okay, So
Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening to hold up with me,
Speaker 1: do this this loan and Josh Johnson. John's aston shows
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Speaker 1: He literally just ran out of the room. Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening to hold up and just remember Josh is
Speaker 1: always wrong. Bye bye. Everybody go, this has been hold up.
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