WEBVTT - Bananas vs. Plantains 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:08.800 Hey, everybody, welcome to Hold up. It's a podcast that's 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:11.760 a lot about nothing. I'm one of your hosts. I'm 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:14.080 Josh Johnson. I'm a ride for the Daily Show, and 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:19.040 I'm joined by my co host, Say long, what's up? 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:22.720 What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Ladies? How 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:26.400 are you doing? Um sprayed both my ankles. But other 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:30.800 than that, I'm good. Other than that fire, doing well. 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:34.920 Just out here, just living doc um. Shout out to 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:38.320 uh city m d um because the other urgent care 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:40.040 I was going to I think what it was, probably 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:43.080 trying to kill me. Um, but they gave me these 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:47.520 braises to put on my ankles, and um my friend 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:51.479 sent me then my homegirl, Uh homegirl, who I consider 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:53.760 a sister. You know what I mean. They call this 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:56.880 bitch my sister in a regular basis. This human being 0:00:57.520 --> 0:01:01.080 you were seeing fourrest Gump. Yeah, you know that part 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:03.280 of the movie where he's running and his leg braces 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:14.720 start breaking off. Be friends with comics. They said it'll 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:22.640 be fun, they said this halfer. Not only First she 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:26.360 sent me the voice memo. First she sent me a 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:33.640 voice memo going run for Est Run. So if you 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:37.280 haven't seen my Instagram. This is what the leg braces 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:43.199 look like. Okay, strapped up, iced out, you understand, double strapped. Okay. 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:46.920 The blessing is every day I'm feeling a little bit 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:49.040 better because I don't have a fracture or nothing. I 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:52.360 do don't have a bone spur on my right foot. 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:53.960 I don't know what the funk that is, but apparently 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:57.160 don't cause a problem. So other than that, I'm straight. 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.200 How are you doing all your are your are your 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:03.800 muscles and limb is working correctly? Yeah? Yeah, I feel 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:10.040 I feel all right. So today m hm, this week's episode, 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:17.040 this chapter in our friendship, this crossroads that we're at 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:24.040 is bananas versus plantains, because you tried it, because I 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:27.960 tried it, because you tried it, like a free sample 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:33.240 at a cost caught on a Sunday try dent. I 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:36.520 like how I could feel. I could feel how you've 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:40.400 been saved that up I can I can feel like 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.240 as you were doing you were too excited for the steps, 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:47.200 you like the here and the here. I could feel 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:50.480 you waiting. You wanted to say it the other day 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:52.720 when I said this, and then you waited, and then 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:55.000 you did it. Just now, because this is where it's topical. 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:57.240 But you understand, like when I tell somebody, don't play 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:00.919 with me, sir, I'm not made by Nintendo or Parker Brothers. 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:02.880 I did not come with a controller or dice. Do 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:06.000 not play with me. You understand, you know what, We're 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:07.920 not starting in the right place because if this is 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:11.840 anybody's first time listening to this podcast, it's coming real hard. 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:15.680 You know, it feels like there's a lot of aggression. Honestly, 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:17.639 it's not the point. It's for the people to know. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:24.520 It's for the people to know sometimes to educate. Okay, 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:28.200 this is teach you boot moments, right, and I'm gonna 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:32.560 teach you why plantains just don't have it. You know what, 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:34.399 I'm gonna let you start. I'm gonna let you start 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:41.640 last episode last because you always all right. Last episode. 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:46.200 I started with my vanilla and you are the one 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:52.080 that attacked me about this banana plantain ship. So you 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:59.440 counselor it's actually just a simple white you know, you 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:02.960 count to look. We'll start with your opening statement before 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:06.560 I come before the jewelry, it said, I how I 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:09.600 feels like ahead, talk about your little bananas. Ahead, ahead, 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:13.280 my little bananas. Okay, First of all, bananas high and 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:18.159 potassium high and deliciousness, okay, can help you regulate your blood. 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:22.560 Sugar can be life saving, all right. If somebody went 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:26.080 into a bit of a sugar shock, all right, and 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.080 you had a little piece of banana, you put that 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:29.920 in your mouth and you make them chewer it. You chomp, chump, 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:32.440 chomped their mouth for him. Boom, they wake up like 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:37.480 an episode of Wishbone. No no, no, no, no, no no, 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:46.800 not an episode of Wishbone. I'm just saying bananas. They also, 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:51.320 well they do. They stay cheap. Okay, they should be cheaper. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:53.520 They should actually be cheaper than they are right now. 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:55.640 But that's the cartel's business, and I'm not gonna get 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:57.320 into it. Man, don't speak on nothing. There's none of 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:02.760 your business. All I'm saying is market price versus real price. 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:06.280 They're very cheap and they should be cheaper. Also, your 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:10.080 favorite treats don't they have a banana flavor. I've never 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:17.240 seen a plantain flavored candy. Okay, okay, uh huh. You 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:21.960 keep going and keep going. If you know what I say, 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:25.080 I'm taking notes is what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:31.200 You banana flavor kiow, like just so people know, you know, 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:33.240 all the time that they'll say, I've been friends. She's 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:35.000 never wanted to curse me out as much as she 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:38.600 does right now, Like I could like like the same 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:41.000 way that I could feel her saving up that comeback. 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:44.280 I can feel how much she wants to swear, and 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:46.760 she's going to get back because she knows what it 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:49.279 will look like to the people if she just starts 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:54.160 cursing at me minute five about fruit, about fruit, So 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:57.400 then it doesn't look like we're friends. If she just 0:05:57.440 --> 0:06:00.440 starts letting me have it with all the all the 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:05.760 swear words in the Sailor's Handbook admitted five or fruit fruit. 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:08.599 So I appreciate the restraint, but I could also see 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:17.360 the pullback. Yeah yeah, yeah. What else? What you got candy? 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:22.200 Yeah yeah, candy place? Also some of your favorite treats 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:25.799 when it comes to the puddings, all right, A great 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:34.640 banana pudding, Annila wafer pudding? Okay, a pie cream? What 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:38.440 I mean? How many how many things? Banana? So versatile? 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:40.400 How many things do you want me to list? Where 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:41.720 do you want me to go? Where do you want 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:45.200 me to stop? But they're talking about the birth birthatility. 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:50.240 The versatility matters, It matters in the greatness. Okay, also 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:54.360 the accessibility. It's very cheap, all right, they ripen. Well, 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:57.480 we're not talking about avocados. We're not talking about something 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:00.480 where I'm a cracking open and then just screaming kitchen 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:03.680 like I've lost my mind. Okay, we can watch the 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:07.680 banana riping. Also, I'll even put this out there, all right, 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:11.080 I'll wrap up the opening argument with the fact that 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:16.920 when people even see a plantain, a lot of the world, 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:19.480 a lot of the world in the grocery store, seeing 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.960 their first plantain for the first time, they're like, damn, 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:26.880 the bananas big. They don't even respect the fact that 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:30.400 the plantain is a different thing. I've watched people buy 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:32.760 a plant this actually did that boy by friends what time. 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:35.760 It was very funny. He bought a plantain, didn't know it, 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:39.840 Like I'm not I'm not always a good friend. That's 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.960 so I let him eat it. So so he breaks 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:48.720 over the plantain and he's like, he's like, oh, it's 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:55.360 banana nasty. Wow. And I was like, that's it's because 0:07:55.400 --> 0:08:00.120 it's not it's a it's a different thing. Oh yeah. Oh, 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:02.720 Josh Johnson I didn't know what that you had it 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.800 in you. He also kept calling it a planting, even 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.800 though I said plantation from the from the duople say planting. 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:14.120 It runs through me. Also, it's people when people say salmon, Yeah, yeah, 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:20.960 uh sword. Oh you'll you'll see a preacher say sword, 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.160 and you kind of stopped perspective of it's he's usually 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:27.680 a preacher. Honestly, it's usually a preacher. And every time 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:30.600 it happens, I hear sword and I'm like, you haven't 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:34.720 finished that book. Don't do that. Then the book he 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:40.400 means is the Bible. Um, yeah, the sword of God 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:43.480 will make me get up and leave. Yeah, that's so 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:47.080 what am I you? I lived in a place like 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:50.080 I'm originally from Miami, right, So I grew up in 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:59.040 Atlanta and Miami, and I remember hearing Scrawberry, screet Am, Balance, Liberry, 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:04.680 and they were more acceptable to me m in salmon 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:10.079 and sword. Yeah, there's just something so offensive about it. 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:11.920 I don't know if it's the s I don't know 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:15.640 what it is. You a crest and it's gonna be 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:22.920 a salmon with a sword going through it, just on 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:31.240 a strawberry, a strawberry handle. I can't just I'll usually 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.760 get this strawberry crest with a sword and a salmon. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:37.080 I hate Josh Johnson. Oh you just tried. Oh so 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:38.920 this is my nook. If you bucked trophy, that's what 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:40.720 you're trying to do to me. Hey, it's not gonna 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:49.800 be a trophy. It's gonna be a jacket. I love it. Okay, 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:53.280 So is this your closing statement. I'll wait till the 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:56.200 very end of closed, but I will end my opening. Yes. 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:01.240 Because of how I grew up and where I grew up, 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:06.840 I do about plantains very early. Right now, some people 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:09.200 only know about the plantain when they get it with 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:12.200 some of the Jamaican food or Cuban food, you know, 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:17.839 use like a cribbing food, right only West Africa. Now, 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:20.920 some people, now let's go so you mentioned the sweet, 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:27.240 let's go into the versatility. Okay. Now, a lot of 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:29.640 places they just do the sweet, and that's in Spanish. 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:32.360 They call them my littles. Right, And my mom made 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:35.439 a lot of like Cuban food, Caribbean food growing up, 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:39.760 just because we're from Miami. And so when we talk 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:47.400 about the versatility, bananas can only do sweet. That's the 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:52.520 only thing they can do right. I don't like your 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:54.280 side like that. I don't know even roll your eyes 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:57.600 like that because you have you not had tost on 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:07.200 this mm hmm. Bananas can mostly do not mostly not 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:10.560 mostly you got you got your what do you say? 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:16.520 Banana flavored candy, which we all know is nasty banana? 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:23.160 We know the banana flavored runt, disgusting, slander, lies and slader, 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:31.480 unaccepted slies. First of all lies, lies, lies, banana gross 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:36.480 you all banana nana laters were disgusted. The thing is this, 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.880 this is this? Wait wait wait, I let you hold on, 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:42.440 hold on, I let you make your open to statement. 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:45.000 I let you make your open a statement with you. 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:47.320 You ask him a question. I thought I was answered 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:51.040 engaged in some conversation, but I got you right you right, 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.800 you right ahead all because I don't want to get 0:11:53.800 --> 0:12:00.400 too hot over you. Banana flavored go ahead, dandy, just casting. 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:02.959 We all know when you get runce you would throw 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:07.600 them bananas across the movie there gross gross the banana 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.920 now and later? Who wants a banana now and later? 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:12.800 Ain't nobody eating banana llowing laters? I think they might 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:17.120 even discontinue the flavor. Tell me what other banana flavor 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:20.600 candy is there other than the run and the now 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:23.760 and later? Who else out here making mamba? Is mamba 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:28.960 making banana flavor candy? Yes? Trash? Who else? You didn't 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:37.120 even know until I sets um? I believe Starburst, Starburst 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:41.160 and banana flavor? Nothing they Starburst had the yellow is banana? 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:48.840 The yellow it's lie, it's lemon. The yellows lemon. Yes. Wow, 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:52.439 you're telling me your your knowledge of a Starburst. It's 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:55.240 so limited that you did not know that the yellow 0:12:55.280 --> 0:13:04.400 Starburst was lemon. Wow. Wow, there's banana flavor of ice cream? 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:08.120 Who was eating that? There's banana flavor? So when you're 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:11.760 talking about banana candies, you're really out here talking about 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:17.920 the things that are thrown away the most often. Ye versatility. Now, 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:21.160 like I said, being show me a situation, because even 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:26.000 banana chips are sweet. So show me a situation where 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:31.600 the banana is used in a non sweet situation. The 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:38.520 dehydrated banana chips are not because they're not sweet, but 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:43.920 they're still sweet. Mhmm. I mean banana can't help the 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:48.040 sugar that it comes with. Okay, there we go. Banana 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:52.080 can only do what banana can do, and bananas giving 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:59.400 you one note. No, no, banana can't blame them for 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:01.920 the sugar but that it has. I'm not blaming them 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:04.320 for the sugar that it has. What I'm saying is 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:07.440 because of the sugar that it has, it's only giving 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:14.880 you one note. Right, No, no, no, no, no, banana 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:17.480 can only give you sweet, less sweet or a lot 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.320 of sweet, right, because you don't want to branana turned 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:25.200 brown and basically just condenses down into nothing. Right, So 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:39.720 let's talk about the versatilities. Oh oh my god, I 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:50.640 don't really don't like how much you're enjoying this. You're 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:54.760 talking to someone who does not funk with bananas, has 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:57.440 not really funned. But banana since I was a child, 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:00.160 never been a fan. My mom will buy him, My 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:03.240 brother would eat them, okay, and every time I couldn't 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:08.360 finish one. Because now you're plantain, you're black dot on. 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:11.040 Let me tell you about the plantain, Okay, let me 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:14.720 tell you what the plan team is doing in these 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:20.440 streets on these islands, from continent to continent, from seed 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:24.880 to shining seed. All right, And he's talking about versatility 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:30.000 your plantain, because you know when the bananas green. You 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:33.200 can't eat it right. You have to wait till it's yellow. 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:35.400 You gotta wait for it to get the little spots 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:38.880 on it, little speck, a little little freckles, you know, 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:43.160 little pigmentation, little melanin coming up in your fruit before 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:44.960 you can eat it, before it gets too soft. Your 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:50.520 plantain can be eaten at all of these stages. You 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:52.680 can need a plantain when it's green. You need a 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.360 plantain when it's yellow. You can need a plantain when 0:15:55.440 --> 0:16:00.440 it is brown and black as ship. In fact, you 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:03.120 can get multiple things. So this is the thing. You 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:09.400 can't tyme green playing tames you've got tossed on this right. Fried, 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:13.920 you've got my phone on right. You take your soaking 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:16.440 a little salt, smash it, thrown, fry it. You're taking 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.160 plantain green, Cut it up, you soak it a little 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.920 salt water, or you don't have to, you know, depends 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:25.000 on what you doing with your heart. Then press it down, 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.480 put them in some oil boom. You can boil it 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:29.800 up using a thick in the stew. Also you can 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:31.440 dry it, turn it in the flour. When I do 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:34.560 the Daniel fast every year, I can't use weak flour. 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:39.360 I got playing teams. Flour in here, making pancakes, making muffles, 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:43.800 all right out here doing the work. Then you know what, 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:46.040 like you could put it into a stew thick in 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:49.000 the stew up. Okay, you do, my fungo. Mix it 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:50.840 up with some meat, put it on the plate next 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:53.880 to some rice. Bam, we're doing that. Put in suits, 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:57.680 put it in soups. Okay, with a little you kava. 0:16:57.920 --> 0:16:59.880 You got some more plan tames. Keep letting them get dark, 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.120 even let me get put them in a plastic bag, 0:17:02.640 --> 0:17:06.840 forget about them. Forget about them. Let that skin and 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:10.280 look like it's had a long vacation at the beach. 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:13.639 I'm talking about black. I'm talking about my tumbo. You 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:16.320 take it out of there, bam, and now it's delicious 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:19.200 and sweet Friday up and now you've got my doodles 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:21.600 or sweet playing teins. Do you see what I'm saying. 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:24.639 If I got a couple of different plantains, okay, I 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:29.520 can make an appetizer, a main course, and a dessert 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:34.960 from one fucking fruit. I'm out here doing iron chef 0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:37.960 in this bitch for one ingredient, giving you everything that 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:42.399 you need. Okay, I've given you savory I've given you sweet. Also, 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:46.159 when you want to bring up potassium, plantain has just 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:49.280 as much stassium as a sucking Badama. We want to 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:55.399 talk about vitamins and minerals. M it seems like no, no, no, 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:59.520 no no, not seems like I gave you everything. Oh 0:17:59.800 --> 0:18:03.320 I'm how it ripens. Plantains rip in the same way 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:05.840 banana ripers, because that's what When the banana is too ripe, 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:08.520 he gets super super mushy, and he can't do ship 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:11.080 with it. Either make banana bread or give it over 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:13.879 to somebody with no teeth. Okay, that's you can do 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:19.320 with an overripe banana. Overripe around Team Friday, picture frieda 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:23.239 up and you have a delicious treat. Okay, I had 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:26.280 everything you were talking about. You everything was talking about. 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:30.640 Because can you deny? Can you deny that the banana 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:35.720 cannot do savory and sweet but the plantain can't. What 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:37.560 I'll tell you, no, no, no, no, no no no. 0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:43.880 What I'll tell you is that the banana I don't 0:18:43.880 --> 0:18:48.480 see it doing savory. I also barely see the plantain 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:54.800 doing sweet. Okay, you got everybody fucked up. Everybody knows 0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:58.400 you lit that skin on that plant. Team get dark. 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:02.480 You just let it be itself. Banana got to hop 0:19:02.560 --> 0:19:06.680 into candies and splits, okay, all the other ship. Now, No, 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:10.359 there may not be a plantain putting that we know about, 0:19:10.600 --> 0:19:12.480 but there's a lot of products in the world. I 0:19:12.520 --> 0:19:15.159 don't know people out here making sweet plantain putting. I 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:20.600 don't know because think about how wild banana pudding could be. Also, 0:19:20.680 --> 0:19:24.000 I'm surprised the Southerner hasn't thought of as yet, like 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:26.040 taking the like a banana and banana putting in, like 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:28.240 frying them up a bit and then putting them into 0:19:28.240 --> 0:19:30.000 putting because you don't have to watter banana and banana 0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:33.840 putting just getting mushy and gross. Yeah, looking about your cousin, 0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:36.480 they get disgusted. You take them out, looking about your cousin. 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:39.440 M M. I guess my thing is just And look, 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:43.440 I'm not saying that it is going to always be disgusting. 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:47.000 I just the sweet plantains that I've had have been fine. 0:19:47.640 --> 0:19:49.760 It may just not be from me. I respect that 0:19:49.840 --> 0:19:52.200 people like it. I like the people like it. I 0:19:52.320 --> 0:19:56.640 love when people like different things. But for me, plante 0:19:57.000 --> 0:20:00.879 can do savory, it's not really doing sweet, not at 0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:04.000 the level of banana because the banana can only do 0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:07.359 one That's what I'm saying. The banana only has one gear. 0:20:08.119 --> 0:20:10.760 It doesn't have the option to do anything else. If 0:20:10.800 --> 0:20:13.760 you make banana chips, banana chip is gonna be sweet 0:20:13.960 --> 0:20:18.119 or more sweet. Right, It's not versatile. It's just not. 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:20.600 It could be something you eat in your hand or 0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:23.040 something that you see. One of my favorite thing to 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:25.800 seeing a grown man trying to try to eat a banana. 0:20:27.280 --> 0:20:30.680 What do you mean listen, you know he really just 0:20:30.720 --> 0:20:33.159 wants to bite into it. Guesn't a man go to 0:20:33.200 --> 0:20:34.800 eat a banana and he goes to bite into it, 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:37.719 and then he looks around it sees that people can 0:20:37.760 --> 0:20:39.440 see him eating his bananas. So now he has to 0:20:39.480 --> 0:20:41.320 break it off into pieces and put it in his 0:20:41.400 --> 0:20:43.600 mouth like he's eating chicken nuggets. Because he's not bold 0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:45.960 enough to just bite into a banana. I think you 0:20:46.040 --> 0:20:48.960 need to start hanging around different man. No, no, no, no, 0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:51.560 this is the man that I knew. I'm just saying 0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:53.760 I don't. I wouldn't even want to be on the 0:20:53.800 --> 0:20:56.159 side of the block as somebody who's like, not, let 0:20:56.240 --> 0:20:58.920 me break this off, because I don't want anybody thinking 0:20:59.560 --> 0:21:02.560 that they said, you've never heard an say paws before 0:21:02.560 --> 0:21:07.000 he had a banana, not in person. No, it is 0:21:07.040 --> 0:21:10.320 the wildest thick Sometimes I feel bad for men like 0:21:10.680 --> 0:21:13.280 you just want to eat this thing sideways, Like what's happening, bro, 0:21:13.840 --> 0:21:22.520 It's very eating the banana sideways. That's that's insane. So 0:21:22.600 --> 0:21:29.240 when we're talking about these phallic fruits, do you think 0:21:29.359 --> 0:21:32.320 then that if if it was put to the people, 0:21:32.440 --> 0:21:34.280 which we will do at the end of the episode, 0:21:34.720 --> 0:21:40.480 do you think that, as far as fruits go, bananas 0:21:40.520 --> 0:21:44.119 are more popular than plantains. I think it's because of 0:21:44.200 --> 0:21:47.600 the country we live in. Well, I'm saying in the world, though, 0:21:47.680 --> 0:21:49.800 do you think that because because you're telling me things 0:21:49.840 --> 0:21:54.560 about plantains that I didn't know. Um, the dishes, I 0:21:54.600 --> 0:21:56.720 didn't know all the dishes you were asking me have 0:21:56.840 --> 0:22:00.560 I had certain dishes that haven't happen. So I'm asking 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:04.000 if you factored in the whole world, not just the US, 0:22:04.359 --> 0:22:06.640 and you put the two fruits up against each other, 0:22:07.240 --> 0:22:10.639 which one do you think would be more popular? I 0:22:10.800 --> 0:22:13.280 think the plantain will be more popular because of the 0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:17.960 versatility of the plantain planting chips and some guawk, oh 0:22:19.359 --> 0:22:24.960 delicious plantain chips don't do it for me, Like, yeah, 0:22:25.760 --> 0:22:28.160 there's just something that I've had some bad ones. I've 0:22:28.200 --> 0:22:30.600 had some bad ones. I can tell you that, yeah, 0:22:30.600 --> 0:22:34.320 I'm bad. They were crumbling times. I've only ever had 0:22:34.359 --> 0:22:36.400 it three times. I can tell you if you want 0:22:36.400 --> 0:22:38.600 to try a good plantain chip, go to in Panada, Mama. 0:22:39.880 --> 0:22:42.280 They got a high quality plantain chip, and that you 0:22:42.320 --> 0:22:45.159 know over at that joint in that organization. This is 0:22:45.200 --> 0:22:47.560 something that I alighted growing up. So I think it 0:22:47.640 --> 0:22:51.720 also is like your proximity to it, how often you 0:22:51.880 --> 0:22:54.720 had it as a child. It's just something you don't like. 0:22:54.960 --> 0:22:57.920 I don't genuinely I don't like the flavor of a banana. 0:22:58.359 --> 0:23:00.560 I'm like the texture of a banana. I think I 0:23:00.720 --> 0:23:04.399 like a playing team because the the flavor is more. 0:23:04.480 --> 0:23:08.040 Because like I feel like bananas are an overpowering flavor. 0:23:08.200 --> 0:23:11.760 Sometimes youthing like oh, we've gotta we've got to they'll 0:23:11.760 --> 0:23:15.199 have like these you know, the smoothie somebody. Uh that's 0:23:15.240 --> 0:23:17.840 many smoothie places and like, oh, we use a banana 0:23:17.920 --> 0:23:19.760 as a base, And I'm like, bitch, you cannot put 0:23:19.880 --> 0:23:22.159 enough fruit in this stf for me to taste all 0:23:22.160 --> 0:23:25.880 of banana. You've been putting this bitch. Look, you keep 0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:32.240 coming at and disrespecting the superior flavor. It's not superior, 0:23:32.880 --> 0:23:37.320 and it's anything that it takes, It takes over other ship. 0:23:38.760 --> 0:23:40.359 You see what I'm saying. If you're telling me that 0:23:40.400 --> 0:23:45.960 I'm gonna get a pineapple mango smoothie, don't give me 0:23:46.080 --> 0:23:49.080 a banana smoothie with a suggestion. Don't give me a 0:23:49.200 --> 0:23:51.960 don't drop into my mind, oh body giving me a 0:23:52.040 --> 0:23:57.480 whisper of mango an after thought of pineapple. Give me 0:23:57.600 --> 0:24:01.640 the fruit. Now, it's banana's old repowering. It takes over. 0:24:02.359 --> 0:24:04.479 That's why would I make my smoothies. My nutrition has 0:24:04.520 --> 0:24:10.200 taught me to freeze the bananas, not not to change 0:24:10.240 --> 0:24:14.760 the texture of it, but to subdue the flavor of 0:24:14.920 --> 0:24:18.160 the bananas so it does not overtake my smoothie experience. 0:24:18.960 --> 0:24:22.680 Help me out, then, why is it banana's fault that 0:24:22.880 --> 0:24:26.520 the rest of these fruits are on struggle? Hold on, now, 0:24:26.640 --> 0:24:28.960 you know a man go in a pineapple, come out 0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:32.879 here kicking and screaming. Okay, don't act like that that 0:24:32.960 --> 0:24:37.720 a pineapple get giving you coladas? They're giving overpowered, aren't they? 0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:41.680 Aren't they getting overpowered? Easily. Now, why is that happening? 0:24:41.960 --> 0:24:44.880 You know what, I will attract this statement your honor 0:24:45.280 --> 0:24:48.360 only because you know, when you eat something and there's 0:24:48.400 --> 0:24:50.320 something you don't like in it, the first thing you 0:24:50.480 --> 0:24:54.040 tasted the thing you don't like. Mm hmm. Maybe that's 0:24:54.080 --> 0:24:57.080 what's happened. Maybe, so I will I will attract my 0:24:57.200 --> 0:25:03.240 previous statement. But what I will say. What I will 0:25:03.400 --> 0:25:07.200 say is that the planting gives you a lot of flavors. 0:25:07.440 --> 0:25:11.200 It gives you a lot of options. It gives you 0:25:11.240 --> 0:25:13.960 a lot of things that you can do that the 0:25:14.000 --> 0:25:17.280 banana doesn't. It does give you a lot of meal 0:25:17.440 --> 0:25:21.280 options that the banana does not. I'm not I'm not 0:25:21.359 --> 0:25:25.760 even disputing. I'm just saying, if we're talking about greatness, 0:25:26.400 --> 0:25:32.720 all right, greatness? You think that a fruit you unzip 0:25:33.480 --> 0:25:39.119 is greater than this other fruit that you unzipped. Come on, 0:25:39.480 --> 0:25:44.760 all you've given me is nasty candy. You candy, I've 0:25:44.840 --> 0:25:49.200 given you peak flavors. Giving banana laffy. Taffy should be 0:25:49.359 --> 0:25:53.200 burned in a trash fire. Anybody, this is the other 0:25:53.320 --> 0:25:56.720 thing this might Nana taffy shouldn't even be donated to 0:25:56.840 --> 0:26:00.680 the needy. That's the stop. If you're give out banana 0:26:00.720 --> 0:26:06.320 paty at halloweens. You put a razor blade in my apple. 0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:10.720 I would take a razor blade in an apple before 0:26:10.760 --> 0:26:15.240 I took a packet of banana afrot? How and dare 0:26:17.000 --> 0:26:20.280 I think you wanted to say, how very dare you? So? 0:26:20.560 --> 0:26:25.080