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Speaker 2: Oh this is a classic. This is a classic right here.

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Speaker 2: That's the way to start the year off right.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, dude, let's get into it.

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Speaker 2: The twenty five worst items pulled from people's butts in

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it is time to dig deep, reach and

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Speaker 1: sign and say, hey, it's a brand new year.

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Speaker 3: Bananas, I say.

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Speaker 2: Your world. Would you believe it's not for your mind?

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Speaker 1: Zillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you do? Bananas? Ba banana joten bane bananas, banana guys, gals,

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Speaker 2: non binary pals. Welcome to a twenty twenty six bananas

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Speaker 2: got it.

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Speaker 3: It feels good to be here.

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Speaker 1: We'll get all of our friends from around the world.

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Speaker 1: International bananimals, bannimals of all colors and creeds, Welcome to

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Speaker 2: You made it, You made it to twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations everybody.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're up to a rough start. Yeah, who cares.

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Speaker 1: We're going to battle through it and be extra positive

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Speaker 1: this year. Sorry, that's just how we live our life.

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Speaker 3: And you only yolo once.

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Speaker 2: You only yolo? How you doing, Buddy good?

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Speaker 1: I'm a banana boy number two Scott Land. This that's

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Speaker 1: the big Banana hisself, Kurt Kirdie B Brown older and

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Speaker 2: Buddy, hit me up late ad, late ad show guys

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Speaker 2: in New York City. In New York City at City Winery,

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Speaker 2: January twenty third. That's soon. That is soon. You're listening

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Speaker 2: All right, January twenty third, at City Winery running my

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Speaker 2: new hour. I just got added treat yourself, Treat yourself.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Kurt has burned hand. I'm telling him he

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Speaker 1: with all new material. City Winery, New York City, January

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Speaker 1: twenty third. We actually last night on the Patreon Happy Hour.

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Speaker 2: I think, yeah, January fifth or January sixth, first day

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: This was on Vice sort of Real, written by Ashley Fike.

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Speaker 2: Buried inside that data is a category that never fails

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Speaker 2: Safety Commission maintains the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System, a

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Speaker 2: That includes cases where someone arrives sheepish, uncomfortable, and very

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Speaker 2: more than half involved sex toys. The rest fall into

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Speaker 2: Just like again, Scottie.

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Speaker 3: It's I was doing this for you.

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Speaker 2: It's the best way to melonball. So what exactly made

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Speaker 2: it into the official records last year? Here's a rearranged

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Speaker 2: A full shampoo bottle listed twice, once blamed on boredom.

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Speaker 1: So that one is actually kind of classy basically. I

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Speaker 2: Then the old classic eyeglasses.

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Speaker 2: Uncooked pasta? Why uncooked pasta? I mean, I guess spaghetti,

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Speaker 2: I mean, so would in your body just cook it

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Speaker 1: You're drinking of hot tea, you can't turn that into

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Speaker 2: For it's wild. It's a while they went linguini.

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Speaker 2: An egg marbles A sandal. A sandal is surprising marbles

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Speaker 2: is like, sure, sure, this makes the most sense. Let's

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Speaker 3: You gotta go home for the rest of the day.

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Speaker 2: A sandal is wild. I can't imagine a sandal shaped

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna take a lot of copper tone to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a door knob makes sense, beautiful. Yeah, here's one

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Speaker 1: So they were going to turn it on to vibrate

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Speaker 1: their rectum and jostle. Also, guys, eat some salads. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'll just go eat a salad. Try a vegetable. Buy

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Speaker 1: every grocery store, even the shittiest ones in the world,

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Speaker 2: A light bulb inserted glass side.

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Speaker 3: First happens a lot.

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Speaker 2: That's a classic bulb is a classic one that was

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Speaker 2: what's up your ass? Light bulb was big, and.

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Speaker 1: I have an idea, dang sticking a light bulb up

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Speaker 2: A corn cob style pipe. Youch hard to find a thermos.

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Speaker 1: Wild impressive, honestly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, emergency physicists. Physician Kenji Uasu, who works at Chicago,

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Speaker 1: Cheyenne sent this in Wonderlusters. Thank you, Cheyenne, Thanks all

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Speaker 1: our Minnesota listeners. Cities ninety seven point one goes viral

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Speaker 1: after playing a short harmonica loop for over two hours.

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Speaker 1: Aol dot com, which news to us, are still a website.

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Speaker 2: It in me very exciting to hear that this still exists.

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Speaker 1: It's an educational podcast and apparently they're still paying Dustin Nelson. Dustin,

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Speaker 1: if you have weird local radio news, you get on

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Speaker 3: The best in the biz.

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Speaker 1: City is ninety seven point one. So that's the name

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Speaker 1: seven point one. Entertained listeners in an unexpected fashion on

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Speaker 1: it's a short harmonica Luke Loop played with the guitar

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Speaker 1: Yes, so Radio Insight reports is said that the loop

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Speaker 1: it's it's a cool thing to bring so much people happiness.

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Speaker 1: But I guess now podcasts or whoop in their fannies.

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Speaker 1: the viral moment on social media. City's ninety seven point

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Speaker 1: Yeah, KQRS did that early this year, playing Soul Asylum

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Speaker 1: Somebody to Shove on repeat of all the nineties absolutely

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Speaker 1: However, Cities ninety seven point one has not transitioned to

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Speaker 1: an all experimental harmonica format waiting for comment on aol

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Speaker 3: That was awesome.

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Speaker 1: So I used to just whatever the youth call it

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Speaker 1: raw dog at these days or whatever. I would just

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Speaker 1: not I would read a book and I would just

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Speaker 1: sit and then wait and sit and wait in silence.

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Speaker 1: And my good roommate and still good buddy, Casey, got

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Speaker 1: first gen Clickwheel iPod. I didn't even fully understand what

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Speaker 1: the hell it was. And one night he's like, I

447
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Speaker 1: had to go in and do a like a concert.

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Speaker 1: So it was like nine pm, ride in the G train,

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Speaker 1: ride in the seven train, and he gave me his

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Speaker 1: iPod and he's like, you can just scroll on here

451
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Speaker 1: and just click the artist and then here's the you

452
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Speaker 1: know basically how it works. We all know now, but

453
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Speaker 1: back then it was new tech. And I put that

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Speaker 1: thing on when I got to the F train. They're

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Speaker 1: still valuable, so I kind of hit it, you know,

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Speaker 1: like I didn't like hold it out too long, and

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Speaker 1: I listened to like Daft Punk their first album, and

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Speaker 1: walking through the subway, walking through people, it felt like

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Speaker 1: a video game for the first time. It felt so

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Speaker 1: different that I was like, I get it. I absolutely

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Speaker 1: understand the value of these things. Now, I should have

462
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Speaker 1: bought all the Apple stock I could affoord, but at

463
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Speaker 1: the time I only had three hundred total dollars to

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Speaker 1: my life, so not going to do that. But so

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Speaker 1: I told my parents. I was like, hey, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to live in New York and I think for my

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Speaker 1: twenty fourth birthday they got me an iPad iPod nano,

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Speaker 1: which was like a little all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So and that one, We're like, there's no screen.

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Speaker 2: So it was just like figure it out, man, where

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Speaker 2: are you, dude? Where are you?

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Speaker 1: What did you put on this whenen't you were drunk

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Speaker 1: the other night? What did you download and put on

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Speaker 1: this little contraption? So I listened to that until smartphones

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Speaker 1: came along like everybody else. But then I got this

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Speaker 1: email like twelve years later from Apple that was like,

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Speaker 1: the first gen nano's are overheating and burning people's skin.

478
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Speaker 1: They're so hot, So if you turn it in, we'll

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Speaker 1: send you a new iPod. Pot not phoned. So iPhones

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Speaker 1: were deep into iPods run their way out, So I did,

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Speaker 1: I wonder if I still have it around here, But

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Speaker 1: they sent me a twenty twenty version or whatever, twenty

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Speaker 1: nineteen version.

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Speaker 3: Oh there it is.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so they.

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Speaker 3: Gave me this, so I still.

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Speaker 1: Have a nano but it has a screen. It has

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Speaker 1: a screen. It was their last one they made. I'm

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Speaker 1: charge this while we're talking. But it was so funny

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Speaker 1: because they were like, congratulations, here's your new piece of

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Speaker 1: completely useless technology. It's like iah, but so I still

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Speaker 1: have charge it. Look charge it out charging.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing. Oh it's only five years.

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Speaker 1: Old, right, yeah, maybe twenty twenty. Yeah, it was such.

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Speaker 2: That they like sent that out that like year. If

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Speaker 2: you have this piece of tech from sixteen years ago,

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Speaker 2: it might burn you.

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Speaker 1: When was the last I pod nano that? I mean,

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Speaker 1: what if they're still maker, then maybe they are. The

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Speaker 1: last one was twenty thirteen, which would make sense.

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Speaker 2: Because that was twenty thirteen. That one.

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Speaker 1: Yes, ummmm, that's so funny. That is so great. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I have one, and i'll uh, I'll see what's

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Speaker 1: on there. It'll be a fun mystery box done cover.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you, Why don't you tease us into some

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Speaker 2: thumbs up so we can get this butt story sooner.

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Speaker 1: Lily Lynn, my homegirl, sent this in Lily's the best

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Speaker 1: Lilies who sent us this Oakley sunglasses? Oh tell yeah,

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Speaker 1: Toronto sex shop ask to quote stop sending butt plugs

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Speaker 1: to Bahrain.

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Speaker 3: Awesome it great, awesome. Thumbs up.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Madison is thumbing us way up, Kurt. About a

514
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Speaker 1: month ago, she was prepping for a veterinary licensing exam.

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Speaker 1: It had been nick years and years of studying and stress,

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Speaker 1: and the night before she was finally taking the exam,

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Speaker 1: her cat was rushed to the emergency room because the

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Speaker 1: cat was not moving.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: Taking care of the cat, all the stress, all the sleeplessness,

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Speaker 1: Madison was not in the right headspace needed to resent her.

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Speaker 1: So she listened to a few saved episodes of Bananas

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Speaker 1: and Loft and Loft and Loft. Then she took the

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Speaker 1: eight hour exam.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, who knew what kind of an exam

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Speaker 2: is this?

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Speaker 3: Veterinary?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's gonna be And also that's crazy,

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Speaker 2: and then her cat and her cat, so vet, double

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Speaker 2: vet action.

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Speaker 3: Double vet.

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Speaker 1: She passed. Yeah, and the cat is alive and whacking again.

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Speaker 1: So thumbs up back at you, Madison. Congratulations, She's going

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Speaker 1: to be a veterinarian.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations another bananamal veterinarian.

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Speaker 3: We have many.

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Speaker 2: You're an almost veterinarian and your cat gets sick and

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Speaker 2: you walk in? Are you walking in?

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Speaker 3: Going?

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Speaker 2: Listen? Let get let's get her ten cc of crocodol

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Speaker 2: and then if you can just give us one quick

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Speaker 2: X ray of the front right femur, and then I

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Speaker 2: think we're gonna be good to go. Is that what

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Speaker 2: we're doing or are we just walking in just like

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Speaker 2: a normal person to the vet.

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Speaker 1: I think when it's your own pet, you might be blind.

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00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,239
Speaker 1: It's like why you're not supposed to operate on your

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Speaker 1: own child or whatever.

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Speaker 3: You're just too lost in the sauce.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of Luca wants the thumb his mom up. Lucas

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00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 1: says his mom is almost six years sober. Lucas listening

553
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: to older episodes of Bananas and One to shout her

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Speaker 1: out for doing the dry sixty nine but so much longer.

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00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: Thumbs up to Luca's mom and to Luca for thumbing

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00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: up your mom. What a nice What a nice thing

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00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: to do. Leanne Taco wants the thumb up or shirty

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00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: shorty girl Abby, She's the down home punch to her

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00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: swimming hole. Abby turned it was Abby her turned lean

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Speaker 1: into Bananamal and she's so thankful and lucky to have

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Speaker 1: Abby in her life. Thumbs up.

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00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 2: That's awesome.

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00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: Last one, Tia Roberts says that she absolutely loves our

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00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: podcast and that her son Joshua actually stopped listening to

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00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: a gaming podcast that was giving him quote bad vibes

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Speaker 1: end quote and started listening to Bananas and said. Joshua says,

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00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: the Banana boys are so nice and so friendly and

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Speaker 1: lovely sounding. Tia agrees, so she wants to thumb us up,

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Speaker 1: but I think we're going to additionally add and send

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Speaker 1: him back over to England where Tia and Joshua are.

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Speaker 1: Yea our own mega thumbs up to you too, So, Joshua,

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Speaker 1: thanks for coming over from a Bad Vibes gaming podcast.

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Speaker 1: I think you're Banana of the Week, but.

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Speaker 2: Banana the Week pal congratulate easily easy.

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Speaker 1: You could send your thumbs up to The Bananas Podcast

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Speaker 1: at gmail dot com or on Instagram dm us the

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Speaker 1: Bananas Podcast.

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00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 2: And of course we are here with Scott and Kurt

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Speaker 2: Brown Older.

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Speaker 1: And the two best guys around, and we're going to

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Speaker 1: dedicate this whole episode to the good and decent people

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Speaker 1: of Freedom, Maine, population seven hundred and eleven.

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Speaker 3: Beautiful maniac.

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Speaker 2: If you live in Freedom, Maine, why don't you give

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Speaker 2: us a give us a two, give us a to

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Speaker 2: DMS all right. Also wanted to tell you this, there

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Speaker 2: is going to be an extra. You know, we have

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Speaker 2: a Patreon, guys, and we are going to be doing

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Speaker 2: a little treat if you go and join the Patreon,

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Speaker 2: even if you join the Patreon at no level where

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Speaker 2: it's free, We're going to be releasing our Bronanas episode

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Speaker 2: with Kamail nan gianni Ye for free. That one came

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Speaker 2: out a while ago for our paid subscribers, and so

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Speaker 2: you can go listen to that and see if you

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Speaker 2: like it and see if you maybe want to become

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Speaker 2: a member.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd love to have you. And Komail was a

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Speaker 1: fantastic guest and all around great guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And then if you do become a member, there's uh,

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Speaker 2: there's four other episodes a month that we put out.

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Speaker 2: We put out a video episode put out of Bronanas,

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Speaker 2: which is us interviewing male buddies of ours good Dudes,

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00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: and a mail bag episode and also kind of a

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Speaker 2: minisode that's just kind of your would you rathers? Also,

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00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 2: also you get first hits on tickets. Also you get

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Speaker 2: there's a hangout once a month where we all get

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Speaker 2: together and have a little happy hour. Last night, we

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Speaker 2: did it last night, I did it dry sixty nine.

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Speaker 2: And guess what, I don't now after doing one hundred

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Speaker 2: days last year, I don't mind socializing without truskill anymore.

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Speaker 2: It's I used to worry me so much. I would

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Speaker 2: just be like, it's boring, and it's just like it's

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Speaker 2: not the Only difference, honestly, I find is that I

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Speaker 2: get a little tired and then I have to have

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Speaker 2: a little diet come and a little diank com.

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Speaker 1: PEPs, you're right up.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 1: That's good man.

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Speaker 2: PEPs, you're right back in.

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Speaker 3: That's right. Also, I wonder thumbs up.

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Speaker 1: My boss, my former boss at Workahowks, Kevin Etten was

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Speaker 1: one of the co writers of Anaconda the John Black

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Speaker 1: and I went with my nephews and my family and

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Speaker 1: we saw it over the winter break.

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Speaker 3: And it was so funny.

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Speaker 1: How I leews thirteen and eleven.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's perfect, that's perfect time for ant ah.

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Speaker 1: We all laugh and I was like, man, it's so

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Speaker 1: good to see an actual comedy in actual movie theaters again,

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Speaker 1: So thumbs up to my boss, Kevin Etton.

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Speaker 2: Nice Congratua, good dude, guys, here we go, all right.

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Speaker 1: Also, we'll see everybody in Austin, Texas and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Philadelphia, that's coming up so soon, February seventh.

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Speaker 2: I'll be there the sixth and seventh, and then of

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Speaker 2: course the next weekend February thirteenth, fourteen, fifteenth. We're there together.

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Speaker 2: On the fourteenth on Valentine's Day, an afternoon Valentine's Day show,

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Speaker 2: and then you got two opportunities that night to come

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Speaker 2: seek good old kurdiebe do some standing.

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Speaker 1: Up, that's right, or and I'll go to one of

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Speaker 1: those shows. And also I'll go drinking nearby. So if

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Speaker 1: this was in Yahoo News Canada. And when you you know,

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Speaker 1: when the editor in chief of Yahoo News Canada is

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Speaker 1: Wilford to handle this. We need her fingerprints all over

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Speaker 1: this story. A Toronto based sex store might be used

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Speaker 1: The big old castle. She added, I did not know

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Speaker 2: Not a lot of people know that. That's why how

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Speaker 2: We know whoa whoa whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 2: Now blossom steam, pal, I'm all.

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Speaker 3: Four soldiers having a good time.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if that ever happened in like World War

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Speaker 2: So wait, this is a Canadian store shipping to a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's going to a military base in Bahrain,

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Speaker 1: so they do control the mail going in there.

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Speaker 2: But also it's a US military base. Yeah, I understand.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but let them cook. These guys are come on

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Speaker 2: I don't know what the risks are in Bahrain. I

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Speaker 2: have no idea. You asked me to point Bahrain out

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Speaker 2: Put my hand over an area of Africa, I bet

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Speaker 2: you could get It's probably Southeast Asia somewhere. I think

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Speaker 2: Southeast Asia. I thought it was like North I thought

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Speaker 2: it was Northeast Africa.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's look it up. I thought Bahrain was

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Speaker 1: in like the Persian Golf.

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Speaker 2: Okay, here it is. It is in the Persian Gulf.

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Speaker 3: I'm a genius.

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Speaker 2: Which is what I would consider to be Northeast Africa. No,

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Speaker 2: I guess it's not. It's underneath It's directly underneath Iran

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Speaker 1: Who knew it's an island, huh?

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Speaker 3: I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: It's a little island. It's it's a little teeny tiny island.

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Speaker 2: It's directly next to Qatar and right around the corner

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I would have handed it for sure. My hand

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Speaker 2: I think my hand would have accidentally covered it because

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Speaker 1: The letter that was sent by the US Naval Forces

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Speaker 1: Central Command Fleet Logistics Center in Bahrain read in part,

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Speaker 1: this letter is to notify you that your parcel has

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Speaker 2: A spokesperson for the Italian alpine ski team, the dog

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Speaker 2: that day won't soon be forgotten. He is going so

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Speaker 2: fast and he's running around the he's like doing the course.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's doing the slaloms, like he's going around the.

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Speaker 2: Game slaloms somehow for some reason, like I think he

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Speaker 2: stops at a certain point, but there's a couple seconds

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Speaker 2: where he's actually like running around a slalom and doing it.

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Speaker 2: But he is going so fast it is amazing, Like

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Speaker 2: he's going way fast dog than the skier.

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Speaker 1: Is. I love this dog? That's the best. We don't

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Speaker 1: deserve him. Who's walking who? Who's skiing?

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Speaker 3: Who?

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Speaker 2: I can't believe they didn't get the fucking dog's name,

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Speaker 2: which is great dogs. Get the dog's name in the future.

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Speaker 1: Name it something, yeah, not the dog. Yeah, name of Toboggan.

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Speaker 1: It's a great name for a dog. Toby.

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Speaker 2: Are you having a Toboggan year? Is Is that what

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Speaker 2: I remember?

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Speaker 1: No, we did do a story about Toboggans and uh

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Speaker 1: and we post a story.

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Speaker 3: But no, I'm doing a I'm doing I'm.

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Speaker 1: Hosting salons at my house, Sunday salons, so I make

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Speaker 1: sure that one happens when you're out here by the.

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Speaker 2: Way, all right, and I'm playing a board.

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Speaker 1: Game, buddy, and here's a You know, it's an educational podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're all about facts and learning and teaching. Kurt and

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Speaker 1: I are natural teachers, we really are. Okay, when you

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Speaker 1: think of a when I say the Alps, what country

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Speaker 1: do you think of? First? Oh? You know what?

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Speaker 2: I think of a lot of different countries. I think

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Speaker 2: of the Swiss. I guess is my first go? And

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Speaker 2: then I think Germany, and then I think Italy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Swiss. Most people think Swiss apps. We associate the

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Speaker 1: Alps with Switzerland. Only thirteen percent.

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Speaker 2: Of there in Switzerland, right, oh?

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Speaker 1: Italy in Germany? Yeah, France has twenty one percent of

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Speaker 1: the apps?

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Speaker 2: Well how much?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 2: Weirdly, I think Italy has the most.

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Speaker 3: Let's find out.

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Speaker 2: Give me a number we like, big number.

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Speaker 3: All allowed, all the cookies, so I can look this up.

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Speaker 2: Just allow the cookies.

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Speaker 1: Come on, why choose the Swiss Alps? The French Apps? Okay,

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Speaker 1: the Italian I mean the Italian apps. Here we go

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Speaker 1: twenty seven point two and Austria has twenty eight point seven,

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Speaker 1: so they're more Austrian.

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Speaker 2: Are there any German? There's no German?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's German Alps there are in Bavaria.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, somewhere I'll find them.

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Speaker 2: But uh, I mean the percentage there. So the most

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Speaker 2: is Austria, Austrian Alps.

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Speaker 1: Percentage of Alps in Germany. Now this is why we're

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Speaker 1: in a five point eight percent very little. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Austria twenty eight percent, Italy twenty seven percent, France

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Speaker 1: twenty one percent, Switzerland thirteen, Germany five point eight. Slovenia

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Speaker 1: getting in. There were three point six Liechtenstein waggling its

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Speaker 1: little fanny point zero eight and you guessed at Kurt

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Speaker 1: Billionaire's paradise. Monaco has point zero zero one percent.

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Speaker 2: Of the house.

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Speaker 1: They have point zero one percent of the wealth and

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Speaker 1: the Alps. So congratulations to Monaco, where billionaires go to

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Speaker 1: commit crimes there it is.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you guys so much for listening to The

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Speaker 2: Bananas Podcast. That's been Scottie Landis.

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