Speaker 1: All right, coming up at about four minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
Speaker 1: no more children please. Okay, you'll see it's a lot.
Speaker 1: We'll get into the letter in just a few because
Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here for today's prank phone
Speaker 1: call what you got for a snap. I'm going deep
Speaker 1: into these archives and get as stupid as I can
Speaker 1: get as I can be. But this right here is
Speaker 1: I want my breast back. Okay, what what's the matter?
Speaker 1: Call my breast back? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Who? Upset?
Speaker 1: What you mean? What I'm saying. I'm gonna say it again.
Speaker 1: I won't my breast back. And I didn't just say it.
Speaker 1: And since we ain't together, no, mo, I won't my
Speaker 1: breast back. What I got receipts on the breast what
Speaker 1: you're not wearing the but I found the breast dope.
Speaker 1: I ain't about no butts yet. But when I boy,
Speaker 1: you better hope I don't buy. If you don't, it's
Speaker 1: back over here having a sale somewhere. Is just a
Speaker 1: lot of them out here. I'm telling you. Here we go, Here,
Speaker 1: we go. I want my breasts back. Let's go cat. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Oliver. Yeah, that's him. Hey, you
Speaker 1: married you you engaged in Madison? Right, Yes, I am.
Speaker 1: There's a problem with it or something. What's up? No? No,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no. My name is Ricky. Man. Have you
Speaker 1: heard about the last person that she was engaged too, Well,
Speaker 1: she kind of spoke briefly about you. You know what. Man.
Speaker 1: First of all, let me just say this congratulations. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me let me be the first say that. Congratulations
Speaker 1: for y'all getting engaged. And I hope it worked with y'all. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here here's why I call. Uh. We got a situation
Speaker 1: at hand that we kind of need to clear up
Speaker 1: between you and I. So what is me? And got
Speaker 1: a little conversation we need to have about property. But
Speaker 1: we're talking about property, what property and the property we
Speaker 1: lived in, But you're talking about this is my property? Okay.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not talking about your house or nothing like that.
Speaker 1: Oh some property over there that belonged to me. And
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out how we can rectify the problems. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm quite sure if there's something not to pack up
Speaker 1: or whatever, you can come and get it. I don't know,
Speaker 1: prob what do you have over here in my house?
Speaker 1: That's yours? Okay, the actually the actual breast that she
Speaker 1: had belonged to me, the breast I bought her some
Speaker 1: breast and plant. Man, I ain't know nothing about no
Speaker 1: breast in plant. Okay, you might not know nothing about it.
Speaker 1: But the bottom line is I spend ten thousand dollars
Speaker 1: or some breast and plants, and I want my property back, buddy,
Speaker 1: man jeeves. No, man, you're not getting back. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Pressing plans? Ain't know nothing about that, man,
Speaker 1: I don't knowing about it, But I'm calling you like
Speaker 1: a man explaining it to you know. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: let you know. You know, I bought her some breasts
Speaker 1: and plants. Now that's my property, not just like just
Speaker 1: like when they don't work out with with uh an
Speaker 1: engagement don't work out, you want your ring back? Well,
Speaker 1: I want my breath back. Oh no, man, if you
Speaker 1: had gable ring, you can get that back. But that, man,
Speaker 1: what do you I mean? Come on, then you ain't
Speaker 1: get back. Hey man, I'm getting them back. Oh I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be over there every other week being happy with
Speaker 1: without involved. No, no, that ain't that ain't what's gonna happen. No, no, no, brother,
Speaker 1: that ain't gonna happen there. I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: calling for about dials and dollar dollars, the breast and
Speaker 1: places you ain't getting. You come over here if you
Speaker 1: want to. When you with somebody, when you lose them,
Speaker 1: you lose every damn thing you paid for us. So
Speaker 1: if you brought us and you're done, you should have
Speaker 1: bought when you got married. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You should have waited then bound to them. Tell them mind,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be over here. That's what I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: with your breast and plans. So your money was well spent.
Speaker 1: You ain't get back. Move on in your life, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you don't tell me whin and win when I sposed
Speaker 1: to buy. Thought I bout someone I feel like. But
Speaker 1: the bottom line, here's them. Them breasts belong to me. Now,
Speaker 1: No gonna work. Somebody gonna pay me a ten thousand
Speaker 1: dollars one way or the up. Oh no, no, you
Speaker 1: ain't getting nothing back here, man. You got to move
Speaker 1: on with your life. Man, when y'all broke up, y'all
Speaker 1: running together. No motive left waters. She walked away with
Speaker 1: a man. That's it. That's over. I'm sorry. Let me
Speaker 1: say something to you, man. I'm coming over there. I'm
Speaker 1: coming over there and have a conversation with Madison about this,
Speaker 1: because that's who I everdently. I need to talk to you. No,
Speaker 1: you're not talking to nobody over here. You're talking to
Speaker 1: me like you say, man to man. I'm letting you know. Man,
Speaker 1: you're lost, your lost. Man, you don't get nothing. I
Speaker 1: can't even get mone number. You get money. Let me
Speaker 1: get your number so I can call you back when
Speaker 1: she on the way home. My number on the bridge,
Speaker 1: number dollars. That's your number. Yeah, okay, Well I'm gonna
Speaker 1: check it. I'm gonna show check it and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: look at it every day because you ain't getting nothing back. Brother,
Speaker 1: in mind, you're lost, man, it's over. Let me ask
Speaker 1: you this man. Have you even bought the ring for Madison? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I've about the ring. That's what you do when you
Speaker 1: get engaged. I paid the ring is vault. Brother, way
Speaker 1: you're wor I must ring calls about eight nine thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: That's nice, rain, see see the breast calls more than
Speaker 1: the damn and you're a cheat. Man, man you man,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't about to ring you tell about Look, dude,
Speaker 1: she going then? Breasts ain't yours no more? Man, you
Speaker 1: don't get back here. If it was wing a pair
Speaker 1: of shoes or something, I key that back. So what not?
Speaker 1: What not? Hey man? All I'm gonna say is this here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over there and have a conversation with
Speaker 1: Madison about my breath because the breath bloss to me.
Speaker 1: You're not coming over here getting nothing. She ain't even here,
Speaker 1: But you can bring you over here. You come over
Speaker 1: here with your chest pushed out, I'm gonna push it
Speaker 1: back in for you. Brother, don't I got two breaths
Speaker 1: over there, each of them is five thousand no, and
Speaker 1: I won't both. Man, Look, you ain't getting he is you?
Speaker 1: You calling every extral friend you break up with want,
Speaker 1: But I call the ones that I'm in. Bought breast ball,
Speaker 1: thank you. That's a good damn wedding gifts. I guess
Speaker 1: you don't, hey, man, don't don't. Don't let me tell
Speaker 1: you something. Don't you touch my damn breasts? You hear mean? Man? Here, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know who the hell man? Hey, you can
Speaker 1: get on my line. Man, Who is this? I'm the
Speaker 1: person that on the breast? Do you know who this is? Here?
Speaker 1: You on on nothing over here? Man, You didn't took
Speaker 1: a loss on their brother. You didn't took a straight
Speaker 1: loss on their man. You got partner? Who is this
Speaker 1: man you calling my phone? I'm gonna tell you right
Speaker 1: now who this is your partner? Yeah? Who is this?
Speaker 1: This is nephew time. It's Steve Harby Morning Show. Your
Speaker 1: girl Madison got me to plankball called you. Um man, boy,
Speaker 1: you ain't it's code where you come? Ain't somebody? But
Speaker 1: damn me, this is it? They real aught it owd
Speaker 1: of here. I know you're sposed to know what you marry.
Speaker 1: I don't know why are you asking me if I'm
Speaker 1: still what you tell about? You bosting man, You still
Speaker 1: got me, must real faith you st like where y'all come. Man,
Speaker 1: y'all y'all need to stop that. Man. But I listened
Speaker 1: to you last people. You gotta laugh. So if I
Speaker 1: never thought i'd get got well, what's the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show man? That's the truth. He got me, good man,
Speaker 1: You got me, good man. Well that's stupid enough. Yes,
Speaker 1: well that's stupid enough. That's all I need to hear
Speaker 1: that though, like you could be more stupid, you know what? Sure?
Speaker 1: And I keep I keep pushing myself. Yeah that's actually frightening.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's but that's what exactly right. I keep pushing
Speaker 1: myself to see if I can just how much more
Speaker 1: stupid can I actually be? And uh I can't. Praising
Speaker 1: worship is back? Yeah, I think we could take somebody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: back coming, all right, he is back. He's gonna be
Speaker 1: back grabbing that microphone. Can I get a drum roll?
Speaker 1: If it's possible, Yes, I am. I'm going to grab it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to grab it. Saturday, November to twelve, The
Speaker 1: Nephew is going to grab the mic Carston, South Carolina
Speaker 1: Omar Shrine Auditorium. The Nephew is coming to the Low Country.
Speaker 1: Uh did you count me out? Don't count me? And
Speaker 1: I promise you I'm coming. And I got a lot
Speaker 1: of counsel jokes. I do it, and I can tell
Speaker 1: counsel jokes because I had it. Hey man, but did
Speaker 1: you change your voice to say I had it out
Speaker 1: of cancer jokes? Can't a lot of cancer jokes don't hurt. Hurt.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're two free. You might want to leave it.
Speaker 1: You know one I already gotta say. You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to be able to understand. Might want to leave that joke.
Speaker 1: Listen to your uncle. I'm comfortable. Yeah, yeah, you can
Speaker 1: do the other ones, but that one right there. I
Speaker 1: got a lot listen. Coming up next is the Strawberry
Speaker 1: Letter for Today, and the subject is no more children please.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.