WEBVTT - I Want My Breast Back

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<v Speaker 1>All right, coming up at about four minutes after the hour,

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<v Speaker 1>it's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is

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<v Speaker 1>no more children please. Okay, you'll see it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into the letter in just a few because

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<v Speaker 1>right now the nephew is here for today's prank phone

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<v Speaker 1>call what you got for a snap. I'm going deep

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<v Speaker 1>into these archives and get as stupid as I can

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<v Speaker 1>get as I can be. But this right here is

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<v Speaker 1>I want my breast back. Okay, what what's the matter?

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<v Speaker 1>Call my breast back? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Who? Upset?

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<v Speaker 1>What you mean? What I'm saying. I'm gonna say it again.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't my breast back. And I didn't just say it.

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<v Speaker 1>And since we ain't together, no, mo, I won't my

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<v Speaker 1>breast back. What I got receipts on the breast what

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<v Speaker 1>you're not wearing the but I found the breast dope.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't about no butts yet. But when I boy,

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<v Speaker 1>you better hope I don't buy. If you don't, it's

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<v Speaker 1>back over here having a sale somewhere. Is just a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of them out here. I'm telling you. Here we go, Here,

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<v Speaker 1>we go. I want my breasts back. Let's go cat. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach Oliver. Yeah, that's him. Hey, you

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<v Speaker 1>married you you engaged in Madison? Right, Yes, I am.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a problem with it or something. What's up? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, no. My name is Ricky. Man. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>heard about the last person that she was engaged too, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she kind of spoke briefly about you. You know what. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, let me just say this congratulations. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me let me be the first say that. Congratulations

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<v Speaker 1>for y'all getting engaged. And I hope it worked with y'all. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here here's why I call. Uh. We got a situation

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<v Speaker 1>at hand that we kind of need to clear up

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<v Speaker 1>between you and I. So what is me? And got

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<v Speaker 1>a little conversation we need to have about property. But

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about property, what property and the property we

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<v Speaker 1>lived in, But you're talking about this is my property? Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm not talking about your house or nothing like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh some property over there that belonged to me. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to figure out how we can rectify the problems. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm quite sure if there's something not to pack up

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, you can come and get it. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>prob what do you have over here in my house?

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<v Speaker 1>That's yours? Okay, the actually the actual breast that she

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<v Speaker 1>had belonged to me, the breast I bought her some

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<v Speaker 1>breast and plant. Man, I ain't know nothing about no

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<v Speaker 1>breast in plant. Okay, you might not know nothing about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But the bottom line is I spend ten thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>or some breast and plants, and I want my property back, buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>man jeeves. No, man, you're not getting back. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about? Pressing plans? Ain't know nothing about that, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't knowing about it, But I'm calling you like

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<v Speaker 1>a man explaining it to you know. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>let you know. You know, I bought her some breasts

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<v Speaker 1>and plants. Now that's my property, not just like just

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<v Speaker 1>like when they don't work out with with uh an

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<v Speaker 1>engagement don't work out, you want your ring back? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I want my breath back. Oh no, man, if you

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<v Speaker 1>had gable ring, you can get that back. But that, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you I mean? Come on, then you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>get back. Hey man, I'm getting them back. Oh I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be over there every other week being happy with

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<v Speaker 1>without involved. No, no, that ain't that ain't what's gonna happen. No, no, no, brother,

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<v Speaker 1>that ain't gonna happen there. I don't know what you're

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<v Speaker 1>calling for about dials and dollar dollars, the breast and

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<v Speaker 1>places you ain't getting. You come over here if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to. When you with somebody, when you lose them,

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<v Speaker 1>you lose every damn thing you paid for us. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you brought us and you're done, you should have

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<v Speaker 1>bought when you got married. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have waited then bound to them. Tell them mind,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be over here. That's what I'm gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>with your breast and plans. So your money was well spent.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't get back. Move on in your life, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't tell me whin and win when I sposed

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<v Speaker 1>to buy. Thought I bout someone I feel like. But

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom line, here's them. Them breasts belong to me. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>No gonna work. Somebody gonna pay me a ten thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars one way or the up. Oh no, no, you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't getting nothing back here, man. You got to move

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<v Speaker 1>on with your life. Man, when y'all broke up, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>running together. No motive left waters. She walked away with

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<v Speaker 1>a man. That's it. That's over. I'm sorry. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>say something to you, man. I'm coming over there. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>coming over there and have a conversation with Madison about this,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's who I everdently. I need to talk to you. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not talking to nobody over here. You're talking to

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<v Speaker 1>me like you say, man to man. I'm letting you know. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you're lost, your lost. Man, you don't get nothing. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't even get mone number. You get money. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>get your number so I can call you back when

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<v Speaker 1>she on the way home. My number on the bridge,

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<v Speaker 1>number dollars. That's your number. Yeah, okay, Well I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>check it. I'm gonna show check it and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>look at it every day because you ain't getting nothing back. Brother,

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<v Speaker 1>in mind, you're lost, man, it's over. Let me ask

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<v Speaker 1>you this man. Have you even bought the ring for Madison? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I've about the ring. That's what you do when you

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<v Speaker 1>get engaged. I paid the ring is vault. Brother, way

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<v Speaker 1>you're wor I must ring calls about eight nine thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice, rain, see see the breast calls more than

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<v Speaker 1>the damn and you're a cheat. Man, man you man,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't about to ring you tell about Look, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>she going then? Breasts ain't yours no more? Man, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't get back here. If it was wing a pair

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<v Speaker 1>of shoes or something, I key that back. So what not?

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<v Speaker 1>What not? Hey man? All I'm gonna say is this here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna come over there and have a conversation with

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<v Speaker 1>Madison about my breath because the breath bloss to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not coming over here getting nothing. She ain't even here,

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<v Speaker 1>But you can bring you over here. You come over

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<v Speaker 1>here with your chest pushed out, I'm gonna push it

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<v Speaker 1>back in for you. Brother, don't I got two breaths

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<v Speaker 1>over there, each of them is five thousand no, and

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<v Speaker 1>I won't both. Man, Look, you ain't getting he is you?

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<v Speaker 1>You calling every extral friend you break up with want,

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<v Speaker 1>But I call the ones that I'm in. Bought breast ball,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. That's a good damn wedding gifts. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>you don't, hey, man, don't don't. Don't let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you something. Don't you touch my damn breasts? You hear mean? Man? Here, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who the hell man? Hey, you can

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<v Speaker 1>get on my line. Man, Who is this? I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>person that on the breast? Do you know who this is? Here?

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<v Speaker 1>You on on nothing over here? Man, You didn't took

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<v Speaker 1>a loss on their brother. You didn't took a straight

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<v Speaker 1>loss on their man. You got partner? Who is this

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<v Speaker 1>man you calling my phone? I'm gonna tell you right

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<v Speaker 1>now who this is your partner? Yeah? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>This is nephew time. It's Steve Harby Morning Show. Your

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<v Speaker 1>girl Madison got me to plankball called you. Um man, boy,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't it's code where you come? Ain't somebody? But

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<v Speaker 1>damn me, this is it? They real aught it owd

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<v Speaker 1>of here. I know you're sposed to know what you marry.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why are you asking me if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still what you tell about? You bosting man, You still

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<v Speaker 1>got me, must real faith you st like where y'all come. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all y'all need to stop that. Man. But I listened

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<v Speaker 1>to you last people. You gotta laugh. So if I

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<v Speaker 1>never thought i'd get got well, what's the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show man? That's the truth. He got me, good man,

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<v Speaker 1>You got me, good man. Well that's stupid enough. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>well that's stupid enough. That's all I need to hear

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<v Speaker 1>that though, like you could be more stupid, you know what? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>And I keep I keep pushing myself. Yeah that's actually frightening.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's but that's what exactly right. I keep pushing

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<v Speaker 1>myself to see if I can just how much more

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<v Speaker 1>stupid can I actually be? And uh I can't. Praising

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<v Speaker 1>worship is back? Yeah, I think we could take somebody. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>back coming, all right, he is back. He's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>back grabbing that microphone. Can I get a drum roll?

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<v Speaker 1>If it's possible, Yes, I am. I'm going to grab it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to grab it. Saturday, November to twelve, The

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew is going to grab the mic Carston, South Carolina

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<v Speaker 1>Omar Shrine Auditorium. The Nephew is coming to the Low Country.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh did you count me out? Don't count me? And

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you I'm coming. And I got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of counsel jokes. I do it, and I can tell

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<v Speaker 1>counsel jokes because I had it. Hey man, but did

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<v Speaker 1>you change your voice to say I had it out

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<v Speaker 1>of cancer jokes? Can't a lot of cancer jokes don't hurt. Hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you're two free. You might want to leave it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know one I already gotta say. You're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to be able to understand. Might want to leave that joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to your uncle. I'm comfortable. Yeah, yeah, you can

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<v Speaker 1>do the other ones, but that one right there. I

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<v Speaker 1>got a lot listen. Coming up next is the Strawberry

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<v Speaker 1>Letter for Today, and the subject is no more children please.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Morning Show.