1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: All right, coming up at about four minutes after the hour, 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is 3 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: no more children please. Okay, you'll see it's a lot. 4 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: We'll get into the letter in just a few because 5 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here for today's prank phone 6 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 1: call what you got for a snap. I'm going deep 7 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:25,120 Speaker 1: into these archives and get as stupid as I can 8 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 1: get as I can be. But this right here is 9 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:33,960 Speaker 1: I want my breast back. Okay, what what's the matter? 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: Call my breast back? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Who? Upset? 11 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 1: What you mean? What I'm saying. I'm gonna say it again. 12 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: I won't my breast back. And I didn't just say it. 13 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: And since we ain't together, no, mo, I won't my 14 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:58,560 Speaker 1: breast back. What I got receipts on the breast what 15 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 1: you're not wearing the but I found the breast dope. 16 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,679 Speaker 1: I ain't about no butts yet. But when I boy, 17 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 1: you better hope I don't buy. If you don't, it's 18 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:16,120 Speaker 1: back over here having a sale somewhere. Is just a 19 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,959 Speaker 1: lot of them out here. I'm telling you. Here we go, Here, 20 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: we go. I want my breasts back. Let's go cat. Hello, 21 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Oliver. Yeah, that's him. Hey, you 22 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 1: married you you engaged in Madison? Right, Yes, I am. 23 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,119 Speaker 1: There's a problem with it or something. What's up? No? No, 24 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 1: no, no no, no. My name is Ricky. Man. Have you 25 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 1: heard about the last person that she was engaged too, Well, 26 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: she kind of spoke briefly about you. You know what. Man. 27 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 1: First of all, let me just say this congratulations. Okay, 28 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: let me let me be the first say that. Congratulations 29 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: for y'all getting engaged. And I hope it worked with y'all. Okay, Okay, 30 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: here here's why I call. Uh. We got a situation 31 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 1: at hand that we kind of need to clear up 32 00:01:55,920 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 1: between you and I. So what is me? And got 33 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 1: a little conversation we need to have about property. But 34 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: we're talking about property, what property and the property we 35 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 1: lived in, But you're talking about this is my property? Okay. 36 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: Now I'm not talking about your house or nothing like that. 37 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,679 Speaker 1: Oh some property over there that belonged to me. And 38 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,800 Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out how we can rectify the problems. Well, 39 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,960 Speaker 1: I'm quite sure if there's something not to pack up 40 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,679 Speaker 1: or whatever, you can come and get it. I don't know, 41 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: prob what do you have over here in my house? 42 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: That's yours? Okay, the actually the actual breast that she 43 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 1: had belonged to me, the breast I bought her some 44 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 1: breast and plant. Man, I ain't know nothing about no 45 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: breast in plant. Okay, you might not know nothing about it. 46 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 1: But the bottom line is I spend ten thousand dollars 47 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: or some breast and plants, and I want my property back, buddy, 48 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 1: man jeeves. No, man, you're not getting back. What are 49 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 1: you talking about? Pressing plans? Ain't know nothing about that, man, 50 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 1: I don't knowing about it, But I'm calling you like 51 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 1: a man explaining it to you know. I'm trying to 52 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: let you know. You know, I bought her some breasts 53 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: and plants. Now that's my property, not just like just 54 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,359 Speaker 1: like when they don't work out with with uh an 55 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: engagement don't work out, you want your ring back? Well, 56 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 1: I want my breath back. Oh no, man, if you 57 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: had gable ring, you can get that back. But that, man, 58 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 1: what do you I mean? Come on, then you ain't 59 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: get back. Hey man, I'm getting them back. Oh I'm 60 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 1: gonna be over there every other week being happy with 61 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 1: without involved. No, no, that ain't that ain't what's gonna happen. No, no, no, brother, 62 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: that ain't gonna happen there. I don't know what you're 63 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 1: calling for about dials and dollar dollars, the breast and 64 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: places you ain't getting. You come over here if you 65 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: want to. When you with somebody, when you lose them, 66 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,679 Speaker 1: you lose every damn thing you paid for us. So 67 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 1: if you brought us and you're done, you should have 68 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 1: bought when you got married. You know what I'm saying. 69 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: You should have waited then bound to them. Tell them mind, 70 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be over here. That's what I'm gonna do 71 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 1: with your breast and plans. So your money was well spent. 72 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 1: You ain't get back. Move on in your life, hey, man, 73 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 1: you don't tell me whin and win when I sposed 74 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: to buy. Thought I bout someone I feel like. But 75 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 1: the bottom line, here's them. Them breasts belong to me. Now, 76 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 1: No gonna work. Somebody gonna pay me a ten thousand 77 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 1: dollars one way or the up. Oh no, no, you 78 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 1: ain't getting nothing back here, man. You got to move 79 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: on with your life. Man, when y'all broke up, y'all 80 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 1: running together. No motive left waters. She walked away with 81 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: a man. That's it. That's over. I'm sorry. Let me 82 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 1: say something to you, man. I'm coming over there. I'm 83 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,920 Speaker 1: coming over there and have a conversation with Madison about this, 84 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 1: because that's who I everdently. I need to talk to you. No, 85 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: you're not talking to nobody over here. You're talking to 86 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 1: me like you say, man to man. I'm letting you know. Man, 87 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:32,280 Speaker 1: you're lost, your lost. Man, you don't get nothing. I 88 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: can't even get mone number. You get money. Let me 89 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,720 Speaker 1: get your number so I can call you back when 90 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: she on the way home. My number on the bridge, 91 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: number dollars. That's your number. Yeah, okay, Well I'm gonna 92 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: check it. I'm gonna show check it and I'm gonna 93 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 1: look at it every day because you ain't getting nothing back. Brother, 94 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: in mind, you're lost, man, it's over. Let me ask 95 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 1: you this man. Have you even bought the ring for Madison? Yeah? 96 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: I've about the ring. That's what you do when you 97 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,080 Speaker 1: get engaged. I paid the ring is vault. Brother, way 98 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:02,040 Speaker 1: you're wor I must ring calls about eight nine thousand dollars. 99 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 1: That's nice, rain, see see the breast calls more than 100 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 1: the damn and you're a cheat. Man, man you man, 101 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't about to ring you tell about Look, dude, 102 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: she going then? Breasts ain't yours no more? Man, you 103 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: don't get back here. If it was wing a pair 104 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: of shoes or something, I key that back. So what not? 105 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,920 Speaker 1: What not? Hey man? All I'm gonna say is this here. 106 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over there and have a conversation with 107 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 1: Madison about my breath because the breath bloss to me. 108 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,120 Speaker 1: You're not coming over here getting nothing. She ain't even here, 109 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: But you can bring you over here. You come over 110 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:32,040 Speaker 1: here with your chest pushed out, I'm gonna push it 111 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: back in for you. Brother, don't I got two breaths 112 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 1: over there, each of them is five thousand no, and 113 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 1: I won't both. Man, Look, you ain't getting he is you? 114 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 1: You calling every extral friend you break up with want, 115 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 1: But I call the ones that I'm in. Bought breast ball, 116 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: thank you. That's a good damn wedding gifts. I guess 117 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 1: you don't, hey, man, don't don't. Don't let me tell 118 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:55,400 Speaker 1: you something. Don't you touch my damn breasts? You hear mean? Man? Here, man, 119 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,159 Speaker 1: I don't know who the hell man? Hey, you can 120 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 1: get on my line. Man, Who is this? I'm the 121 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: person that on the breast? Do you know who this is? Here? 122 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 1: You on on nothing over here? Man, You didn't took 123 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,600 Speaker 1: a loss on their brother. You didn't took a straight 124 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:09,640 Speaker 1: loss on their man. You got partner? Who is this 125 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:13,839 Speaker 1: man you calling my phone? I'm gonna tell you right 126 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,160 Speaker 1: now who this is your partner? Yeah? Who is this? 127 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 1: This is nephew time. It's Steve Harby Morning Show. Your 128 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 1: girl Madison got me to plankball called you. Um man, boy, 129 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: you ain't it's code where you come? Ain't somebody? But 130 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:35,160 Speaker 1: damn me, this is it? They real aught it owd 131 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 1: of here. I know you're sposed to know what you marry. 132 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:42,600 Speaker 1: I don't know why are you asking me if I'm 133 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:47,120 Speaker 1: still what you tell about? You bosting man, You still 134 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: got me, must real faith you st like where y'all come. Man, 135 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 1: y'all y'all need to stop that. Man. But I listened 136 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: to you last people. You gotta laugh. So if I 137 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:04,359 Speaker 1: never thought i'd get got well, what's the baddest radio 138 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:08,960 Speaker 1: show man? That's the truth. He got me, good man, 139 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: You got me, good man. Well that's stupid enough. Yes, 140 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,280 Speaker 1: well that's stupid enough. That's all I need to hear 141 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 1: that though, like you could be more stupid, you know what? Sure? 142 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:26,239 Speaker 1: And I keep I keep pushing myself. Yeah that's actually frightening. 143 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:30,880 Speaker 1: Yeah that's but that's what exactly right. I keep pushing 144 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 1: myself to see if I can just how much more 145 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: stupid can I actually be? And uh I can't. Praising 146 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 1: worship is back? Yeah, I think we could take somebody. Yeah, 147 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 1: back coming, all right, he is back. He's gonna be 148 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,920 Speaker 1: back grabbing that microphone. Can I get a drum roll? 149 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 1: If it's possible, Yes, I am. I'm going to grab it. 150 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,680 Speaker 1: I'm going to grab it. Saturday, November to twelve, The 151 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 1: Nephew is going to grab the mic Carston, South Carolina 152 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:13,880 Speaker 1: Omar Shrine Auditorium. The Nephew is coming to the Low Country. 153 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,120 Speaker 1: Uh did you count me out? Don't count me? And 154 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,960 Speaker 1: I promise you I'm coming. And I got a lot 155 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 1: of counsel jokes. I do it, and I can tell 156 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 1: counsel jokes because I had it. Hey man, but did 157 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:28,520 Speaker 1: you change your voice to say I had it out 158 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:34,680 Speaker 1: of cancer jokes? Can't a lot of cancer jokes don't hurt. Hurt. 159 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,880 Speaker 1: I mean, you're two free. You might want to leave it. 160 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 1: You know one I already gotta say. You're gonna have 161 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:50,280 Speaker 1: to be able to understand. Might want to leave that joke. 162 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 1: Listen to your uncle. I'm comfortable. Yeah, yeah, you can 163 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 1: do the other ones, but that one right there. I 164 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:03,520 Speaker 1: got a lot listen. Coming up next is the Strawberry 165 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,720 Speaker 1: Letter for Today, and the subject is no more children please. 166 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,800 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 167 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.