Speaker 1: Yeah. I texted him like a couple like a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago because his cous his elder cousin is like
Speaker 1: a board member, was like a famed chair, like a
Speaker 1: board member of Arsenal, and like passed away, like at
Speaker 1: the age of like eighty something. His name was Sir
Speaker 1: Chips Keswick, and I remember I like texted it was
Speaker 1: not yes, Sir Chips Kesick, and I texted him. I said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I heard about Sir Chips my condolences, and like three
Speaker 1: weeks had passed and he's like, I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 1: saw this text. It was incredibly rude of me to
Speaker 1: not answer immediately. I thank you so much for reaching out.
Speaker 1: I hope all is well. He's like, just in the
Speaker 1: UK man and I'm like, yeah, dude, I get.
Speaker 2: Oh, Sir Chips Chips, so sorry about Sir Chips.
Speaker 1: Conlence sounds like you're talking about a hamster. Yeah.
Speaker 3: In America he would have been Sir French Friese.
Speaker 1: We call him, we call him Admiral Fries, Colonel French Ship,
Speaker 1: Colonel French Fries.
Speaker 3: Baby famed Harlem Glove Crutter's board member, Sir Fred Fries
Speaker 3: Colonel French fries.
Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three forty one,
Speaker 2: episode three of.
Speaker 1: Day production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 2: into America's share consciousness. Said it extra stupid today.
Speaker 1: I felt like that was like a.
Speaker 2: It's Wednesday, June fifth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what that is. Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: It's National catch up Day, dick heads. It's also National
Speaker 1: vege Burger Day. I don't get because it's National ketchup Day.
Speaker 1: That's how I fucking get when I think about Catcher's
Speaker 1: also National Moonshine Day, National Gingerbread Day, and Global Running Day.
Speaker 1: All of these can be enjoyed at the same time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in a in a blender. Yeah, oh my god, the moonshine,
Speaker 1: catch up, veggie burger, gingerbread shake, and on a long run.
Speaker 3: Am I allowed to talk? Or do you have to
Speaker 3: introduce me first because you.
Speaker 1: Have ketchup?
Speaker 3: What the ketchup thoughts? I got deep ketch up emotions.
Speaker 3: I gotta catchup pot how come? Okay, Jack Handy, how come?
Speaker 3: How come I'm gonna give you a new segment on
Speaker 3: your show?
Speaker 1: Or that Fred Armison bit about the guy who's never
Speaker 1: saying anything with us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like and I know, and I get that,
Speaker 2: and so what First of all, first of.
Speaker 3: This criticisms are valid. We only got this hell of
Speaker 3: mustards and pretty mu only one ketchup ketchup.
Speaker 1: All right, so we've landed on Hines.
Speaker 3: Why you land on the one ketchup?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You have you tried the other ketchups.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good point I have. They are terrible.
Speaker 3: When somebody tries to make like a healthy ketchup or
Speaker 3: like a or like an heirloom ketchup, it always it
Speaker 3: tastes like a hot moist room. It never never to
Speaker 3: ketch up.
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's always like this is our house ketchup.
Speaker 1: Right when you look at like you go to the store,
Speaker 1: there's like Hines hunts and then there's like this one
Speaker 1: that's in a jar, like a like a spherical one.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, and they're like tomato something or what
Speaker 1: that you eat it, you're like chunky, weird ketchup, Like,
Speaker 1: don't it ain't anything different. The best thing to do
Speaker 1: curry ketchup. Just put like curry powder in your ketchup
Speaker 1: and then mix that up. That's a nice that's a
Speaker 1: that's an easy one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, it's it's weird that
Speaker 2: we're so particular about our ketchup because ketchup mix as
Speaker 2: well with like mayonnaise and like a little ketchup with basically, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, it should seem that seems like it should
Speaker 2: make it easy. But like even Hunts, I'm like, get
Speaker 2: this ship out of my face.
Speaker 3: I don't know, why would anyone ever make the Hunts decision?
Speaker 3: Like you go to a restaurant and they have Hunt.
Speaker 3: It must be so much cheaper than Hines. Like Hines
Speaker 3: has to be. Heines has been rich for so long
Speaker 3: that they had like Gilded Age money. There was like
Speaker 3: a woman named Druela Hines who got anch like the
Speaker 3: heir of the Hines fortune, who moved to London and
Speaker 3: like was friends with uh uh who's Phillips tymoor Hoffman
Speaker 3: just you know he played and it didn't just play him.
Speaker 1: Who's that all there?
Speaker 3: Coponi? Yeah, Like Capodi was friends with like Dreuella Hines.
Speaker 3: So she just lived in like Scotland, I think in
Speaker 3: either London or Edinburgh and just like was friends with
Speaker 3: authors and sponsored like gave money to a bunch of
Speaker 3: authors and everything. Yeah, the bridge catch up rich for generations.
Speaker 2: It goes the one product, one product, just like we're.
Speaker 3: Yeah fucking rules. I think they were bumping off other catches.
Speaker 3: There must have been a time when there was just
Speaker 3: like thirty catchups in America and Hine's like slowly to Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think restaurants that have the hunts think that it's
Speaker 2: the equivalent equivalent of like, oh, it's just pepsi to
Speaker 2: their coke. You know, we carry pepsi products. But it's
Speaker 2: actually the equivalent of like fago you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an ab here.
Speaker 2: We carry only Fago products.
Speaker 1: I've seeing more Fago on the West coast, though I
Speaker 1: thought that was in the beginning. Oh, I thought that
Speaker 1: was let fay go.
Speaker 2: Yeah anyway, anyway, yeah, anyways, my name is Jack O'Brien
Speaker 2: aka ninety.
Speaker 1: Nine poop balloons.
Speaker 2: Stinking in the summer sky rubbish bags.
Speaker 1: It's red alert.
Speaker 2: There's species here from somewhere else. The poop machine springs
Speaker 2: to life. Opens up one eager eye, what is happening here?
Speaker 2: Telling me you're a tough guy. When ninety nine poop
Speaker 2: balloons go bye, that is courtesy I you Kurt do
Speaker 2: that on television in reference to the North Korea poop
Speaker 2: balloon attack that we've been learning about and that I
Speaker 2: personally was like, how have How did I not invent
Speaker 2: poop balloons as a teenager?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah?
Speaker 3: As a as a former monologue writer in late night television.
Speaker 3: This is what you this is what you stay up
Speaker 3: late at night praying for. Is that story?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's North Korea and poop balloons? Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's just like I'm coming in at ten tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I got work to do, got work to do. Baby,
Speaker 1: I'm man.
Speaker 3: That story rights itself. We're good, Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,
Speaker 2: mister Miles Grass.
Speaker 1: Yes it's Miles Gray. Still confused from that Food and
Speaker 1: Wine article about fall eminem so oh six point eight weeks,
Speaker 1: six point eight weeks, six point eight weeks. What the
Speaker 1: fuck is six point eight weeks, six point eight weeks
Speaker 1: this fucking article. I'm shout out of Zach Vannus for that.
Speaker 1: They're not like us, you know, obvious the most confounding
Speaker 1: paragraph in the written word ever? Can I read something
Speaker 1: for you and really quick, just so you understand that
Speaker 1: there is there's this, there's this.
Speaker 2: And said no, he said no, yeah, he he said no.
Speaker 3: Now you do actually gohead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Alright, cool, all right, here's this is We've lost miles.
Speaker 1: Miles is fun. So you see my yo, I see
Speaker 1: my new tats, I pull up my shirt all six
Speaker 1: trying to know. There's this fucking food and Wine article
Speaker 1: thing that's talking about how Eminem's put out this pumpkin
Speaker 1: flavored eminem like in the summer, and how that's like
Speaker 1: way earlier than normal fall flavored things. And they said, quote,
Speaker 1: tell me, this doesn't make sense. This is in this
Speaker 1: Food and White article. The reason quote the preseason a
Speaker 1: launch of the no chobject pumpkin by Eminem's is a
Speaker 1: strategic move that taps into mars market research. This research
Speaker 1: indicates that gen z and Millennials plan to celebrate Halloween
Speaker 1: by dressing up and planning for the holiday about six
Speaker 1: point eight weeks beforehand. Well six point eight weeks from
Speaker 1: Memorial Day is the fourth of July, so you still
Speaker 1: have plenty of time to latch onto a pop culture
Speaker 1: trend and turn it into a creative costume. What the fuck.
Speaker 2: All right, so this is hitting me again all over,
Speaker 2: and it's even crazier than I remember being Wow, you
Speaker 2: know what, I don't know, shout out zeigang. That's in
Speaker 2: the discord, being like, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: People have lost their mind over dumber stuff, Miles. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna I'm not gonna lie yea, yeah, I just don't.
Speaker 1: It's just the most inefficient writing, Like I think the
Speaker 1: most charitable reading don't make any sense. I think the
Speaker 1: idea is just saying like, well, what's six point eight
Speaker 1: weeks even mean they're like, well, six twenty eight weeks
Speaker 1: from now is fourth of July. But fourth fourth of
Speaker 1: July is five days and three five weeks and three
Speaker 1: days from Memorial Day.
Speaker 3: And why is Memorial Day important in all this? Because Halloween?
Speaker 4: Fucking no, that's the long of the Halloween article published
Speaker 4: on It.
Speaker 1: Published on the thirtieth, It published days after Memorial Day. Look,
Speaker 1: this is just this is just what the sigma is
Speaker 1: going on with this, right, what the sigma is going on? Bro?
Speaker 3: This is almost it's like so absurd. It's like it's
Speaker 3: like walking out into a field, like there's two armies
Speaker 3: facing each other and then just someone drops their shield
Speaker 3: and their sword and they pick off their armor and
Speaker 3: they walk into the field and stand there and they're like,
Speaker 3: strike me down. There's too many openings where you're like frozen.
Speaker 3: You're like, why this is so weird. I don't know
Speaker 3: which thing to latch on first, Like the fact that
Speaker 3: there's a pumpkin eminem in the first place, the fact
Speaker 3: that Memorial Days involved that the fourth of July is,
Speaker 3: what's the fourth of July?
Speaker 1: Six point eight weeks from that generation we celebrate six
Speaker 1: point eight weeks early. I don't know anyway.
Speaker 2: July fourth is when that is coming out, right or
Speaker 2: is it not?
Speaker 1: Dude, I don't even know. It doesn't even matter anymore.
Speaker 1: I've lost my family over this.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen my kid in twenty four hours. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm not letting them put my book out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't launch it into an environment that's on stage,
Speaker 3: thank you. Yeah, I just can't. We need to get that,
Speaker 3: we need to get to the bottom of this before
Speaker 3: and I don't care who's at the top.
Speaker 2: By the way, speaking of weird writing, today, I was
Speaker 2: reading an interview with Nate Cohne, the like Polster in
Speaker 2: the Intelligencer, and the author used the words quote en
Speaker 2: quote instead of quote unquote.
Speaker 1: Wow, A right, is that you can? Isn't that New
Speaker 1: York Magazine Intelligence? Yeah, that's like a real publication. Quote
Speaker 1: quote is fucking low.
Speaker 3: This is one of those all all intents and purpose
Speaker 3: is where someone.
Speaker 2: Intense purposes of But yeah, so I looked at it.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, is there a use of quote
Speaker 2: en quote that makes sense? Surely the intelligence er it's
Speaker 2: right there in the fucking publication's name. It's intelligener than me.
Speaker 2: And it's just a it's just a mishearing of quote unquote.
Speaker 3: Quote unquote unquote. They're talking about the movie Wedding Crashes.
Speaker 3: Just quote quote than.
Speaker 1: Dude, love that one, Love that one.
Speaker 3: You mot about sons of bitches.
Speaker 1: It's for a cultural conversation, for comfort. They built for speed.
Speaker 1: Come on, she's still where is she? Where is she?
Speaker 1: What about? What about?
Speaker 4: Oh he does the pancakes? He goes, Yeah, they're weird
Speaker 4: like relationship.
Speaker 3: Maybe John talk with each other ready.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we are thrilled to be joined in our third
Speaker 2: seat by a hilarious stand up comedian posting the truly
Speaker 2: great podcast All fantasy Everything TV writer now author of
Speaker 2: the acclaimed new memoir T Shirt Swim Club Stories from
Speaker 2: Being Fat in a World of Thin People, which was
Speaker 2: called as charming and funny as it is poignant and
Speaker 2: thoughtful by none other than Rock Saying Gay.
Speaker 3: Rock Saying Gay.
Speaker 1: It's Iaron Carmel.
Speaker 3: Hello, but I'm not here to talk about the book. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's not why I'm here.
Speaker 1: No, no, not at all. Not please for listeners. He
Speaker 1: has he has seven books he's holding around his head.
Speaker 1: I'm not here Rady bunching with his.
Speaker 2: Hollywquares with mostly books.
Speaker 1: I'm not here to talk about looking book.
Speaker 3: By the way, thank you aesthetically pleasing, there are nowhere
Speaker 3: it's inside and then we think we find out to
Speaker 3: be a plus and is completely empty.
Speaker 2: Read bookshelf. You can say you've got because the cover
Speaker 2: is it. That's what I call perfect beach read.
Speaker 3: It's a perfect beach read. It comes with a free
Speaker 3: coupon for a Tommy Bahama polo shirt. Okay, yeah, in
Speaker 3: a Penica Colada flavored M and M, which is dropping
Speaker 3: strategically December twelfth for the summer.
Speaker 1: Yes, six twenty eight weeks out from the birth of
Speaker 1: the Savior.
Speaker 3: But again, I don't want to talk about the book
Speaker 3: where Chay Serano read it and said, a lot of
Speaker 3: people are funny, and a lot of people are warm,
Speaker 3: and a lot of people are insightful. But Ian Carmel
Speaker 3: in his lovely book here somehow manages all three of
Speaker 3: those things. It wants fully and completely across every single page. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not want to.
Speaker 1: Talk about that.
Speaker 3: We're here to embarrassing for me, it would be an
Speaker 3: embarrassing Yeah, that's for me.
Speaker 2: But that's that's actually pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Man, it's pretty red.
Speaker 2: Yeah, congratulations, congratulation the book. It's out a week or
Speaker 2: less than a week from today.
Speaker 3: June eleventh. June eleventh, people find out. How of a
Speaker 3: fraud I am. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Amazing man, Well, congratulations on the thank you.
Speaker 3: It's I guess it's a It's a book about being
Speaker 3: growing up fat, uh, being a fat adult, fatness and
Speaker 3: pop culture all that stuff. Story. It's like a memoir
Speaker 3: and thirteen essays about the world and my little sister
Speaker 3: who's also a fat person and got a doctorate in
Speaker 3: psychology and like master's degrees and nutrition and all that,
Speaker 3: like damn, she like she's a nutrition damn, Alisa uh
Speaker 3: da miss pronounsa. Why did you spend so much time
Speaker 3: in college? She responds to every essay personally, but then
Speaker 3: also just from her area of expertise. So we think
Speaker 3: it's a little some laughs, some learning, some love. And
Speaker 3: again there's almost no words in this, so you can
Speaker 3: just like read it, just plow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's growing up on your you read the Giving Tree,
Speaker 2: it's about half the word count of this.
Speaker 1: I stole a lot of them.
Speaker 3: It's mostly just there until we hit sixty thousand words.
Speaker 1: Command V command VIC, command V command VI, command V
Speaker 1: command V.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, we're just there. And then you can say, oh,
Speaker 3: I want to read ten books this summer. Damn. Now
Speaker 3: it's note Yeah, we got you.
Speaker 1: Easy, all right. We're going to get to know you
Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment. First. A couple
Speaker 1: of things that we might get to we might not.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's pretty fun, just bullshitting. But the internet is a
Speaker 2: buzz about Jason Kelsey's take on how Much. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: we'll talk about that. There's a Fellas control.
Speaker 4: The Fellas Fellas, the Gay to wash your arms, do
Speaker 4: cancel doue counsel, dude, cancel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to talk about birth control that you
Speaker 2: just rub into your shoulders. Great for male breast control
Speaker 2: that that actually works, and we might even talk about
Speaker 2: dogs biting male carriers. All of that plenty more. But
Speaker 2: first im, we like to ask our guests, what is
Speaker 2: something from your search history that is revealing about who
Speaker 2: you are?
Speaker 3: This is a very specific to Ian Carmel right now
Speaker 3: search history result, but it is best builled for mage
Speaker 3: BG three. I recently downloaded the video game Balder's Gay
Speaker 3: three and it has it didn't even come out recently,
Speaker 3: I think, I think it's come out in the last year,
Speaker 3: but it has completely swallowed my life. I have I
Speaker 3: have been lost in a world of dungeons and dragons
Speaker 3: role playing yeah, for the last uh for the last
Speaker 3: few days. I'm currently unemployed. I'm about to go on
Speaker 3: the tour for the book and everything, but I am
Speaker 3: in this beautiful period where there's not quite enough time
Speaker 3: to do anything constructive. So I am playing a video game.
Speaker 3: A video game where when you're creating a character, there
Speaker 3: are different options for what penis they have?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and you have to see them.
Speaker 3: You get to see them. You can cycle through three
Speaker 3: different penises or a default, or three different volvas or
Speaker 3: the default.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you see it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: What what it looks like in action? What it looks like?
Speaker 2: Just like kind of hanging out like physics, only you never.
Speaker 3: See it erect And honestly, the biggest changes are in
Speaker 3: pubic care, like the amount and thickness of the pubic
Speaker 3: care that I've noticed. There are no I think, as
Speaker 3: this is supposed to take place in the sort of
Speaker 3: a fantasy world of the past, no circumcision, So it's huh,
Speaker 3: you're hanging wind sock on every penis available.
Speaker 1: Can you can you like? Is that like another? Are
Speaker 1: there sliders for customizing the foreskin to be like I
Speaker 1: would have more junk on?
Speaker 3: That's not there's not they haven't gotten that in depth yet.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping for a patch at some point or maybe
Speaker 3: a mob that does let you get maybe a little
Speaker 3: more involved in the foreskin dynamic.
Speaker 1: Full on wizard sleeve, Yeah, yeah, I got.
Speaker 3: It, Yeah, yeah, full of hanging down wizard sleeve. I'd
Speaker 3: like piercing.
Speaker 2: Age wizard sleep wizards sleeve read There.
Speaker 1: Is that maje just short for major?
Speaker 3: Is that made major chips.
Speaker 1: R I P the major chips.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping for some sort of vascular content as far
Speaker 3: as the foreskin goes, if you want to make a
Speaker 3: fanny or less vandy. But again that's the Boulders get four.
Speaker 3: It does have to come out at some point, Balders
Speaker 3: get for skin.
Speaker 2: Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Love that you're welcome. So Boulter's Gate. I'm hearing a
Speaker 1: lot about I'm hearing a lot about this, talking more
Speaker 1: and more about this video game, what.
Speaker 2: It combines, Like what's great about Dungeons and Dragons with
Speaker 2: like are you fighting?
Speaker 3: What? What?
Speaker 1: How is the game? What is the game play?
Speaker 3: Like pretty fucking immersive? The storytelling is is the immersive
Speaker 3: storytelling of our eminem Pumpkin launch was our goal everything storytelling.
Speaker 3: Now that it feels corny to talk something that's actually telling.
Speaker 1: A story, actually storytelling.
Speaker 3: It actually is. Our menu tells the story of Airloom
Speaker 3: tomatoes underneath, it's actually welcome to Panera bread, Today's stoop story,
Speaker 3: soup stories are as. It's just it's like fun, it's corny.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it is like a corny like Dungeons
Speaker 3: and Dragons video game but it's just fun. I'm playing
Speaker 3: like a fighter. You're you've got like a brain maggot
Speaker 3: that is that gives you super psychic powers that you
Speaker 3: have to like either remove or like kid Junja. It's
Speaker 3: fucking ripped from the headline. You really do have a
Speaker 3: brain work you literally Balters Day three is about having
Speaker 3: brain worms, about this kind, the good kind of brain worms,
Speaker 3: and also a speech impediment that we're not allowed to
Speaker 3: make fun of. Robert, that's the one we should be
Speaker 3: anytime it's a Kennedy like, shouldn't we especially like.
Speaker 1: A million you know what? Yeah? I wanted to to
Speaker 1: dry kept it dry for that one. Yeah, well that
Speaker 1: was brave.
Speaker 3: A few miles we were coming back to her ten
Speaker 3: years later. We're gonna do a Susan Collins.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dunk contest Vince Carter shit on her.
Speaker 3: We're just trying to negotiate it. So she somehow has
Speaker 3: beef with Kendrick Lamar and we're gonna let him handle sanctioned. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: every time. Maybe this is just being a white dude
Speaker 3: approaching forty, but every time I even reference Kendrick Lamar,
Speaker 3: I do feel like a white dude approaching for it.
Speaker 1: I know people, I know white women who have gotten
Speaker 1: into the beef because they're like, I can't believe what, Like,
Speaker 1: is Kendrick Lamar about to blow the lid open on
Speaker 1: the entire industry. I'm like, hold on easy, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is I don't know about all of that. She's like,
Speaker 1: I just think he's so brave if he's standing up
Speaker 1: for the children. And I was like, are we about
Speaker 1: to go to Keanontown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not what I do. It's like a dose
Speaker 3: of Qanontown. And I think these are already intersecting worlds. Anyway,
Speaker 3: there's also like a healthy amount of true crime podcasts
Speaker 3: the Kendrick stuff, where it's like, yeah, it's like serial
Speaker 3: Kendrick Lamar, where like he has like he's done research,
Speaker 3: they've got evidence, he's breaking news, you know, like in
Speaker 3: the third song, it's like, oh now we have receipts,
Speaker 3: we have nures of ozetic, like all the It works
Speaker 3: the same way a true crime podcast works. That was
Speaker 3: the Kendrick rollout.
Speaker 1: But right, right, right, yeah, anyway, I'm playing.
Speaker 3: This role playing game and it's just it's just but
Speaker 3: I'm also I'm also so worried that I'm doing it
Speaker 3: right the entire time, because it is such an investment
Speaker 3: of time. Like you play these games, they take like,
Speaker 3: you know, one hundred hours or whatever to like complete.
Speaker 3: So I'm like making sure I'm doing the right thing
Speaker 3: because I don't want to be ninety hours deep and
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, you forgot to fucking pick you know,
Speaker 3: you forgot to like throw this pumpkin at this wall
Speaker 3: two hours in and now you're gonna lose to the
Speaker 3: boss like whatever it is, So.
Speaker 1: I should have maxed out dexterity. Fuck? Is it multiplayer?
Speaker 1: Is it open world? What are we talking? You can
Speaker 1: multiplayer in this one.
Speaker 3: I am someone who I've never liked multiple I've played
Speaker 3: this game called Ultimate online when I was a like
Speaker 3: between and a teenager. I was heavy into it, which
Speaker 3: was an mm RPG. Ever since then, I have stayed
Speaker 3: away from online games because nothing scratches that same match.
Speaker 3: Nothing has ever quite a second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, first time in there, I lost myself to it,
Speaker 2: all right, amazing, that's I think that's our first baulders
Speaker 2: Gate three search history, even though.
Speaker 5: I think we've had eldredible surch histories. Yeah, yeah, for sure, everyone,
Speaker 5: I went through it. And everything. I haven't looked up
Speaker 5: one constructive thing. It's all like BG three, Best Weapon,
Speaker 5: BG three, How do I beat the troll master at
Speaker 5: BG three?
Speaker 3: Just like every single one of those things. And then
Speaker 3: like way down there, it's like mortgage. How do you.
Speaker 1: Say, what is a mortgage? Exactly? How how many months
Speaker 1: can you not pay? Mortgage?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Roof hole?
Speaker 2: Bad?
Speaker 1: Question mark?
Speaker 3: Question mark?
Speaker 1: Question mark? Second mortgage good? Right, the first mortgage good?
Speaker 2: Second mortgage?
Speaker 3: Why not first mortgage asap? Just like stuff like that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: r FK. How to vote multiple times?
Speaker 1: How to use hee lock to buy Fortnite skins? All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break.
Speaker 2: We'll come back, we'll get to know you a little better,
Speaker 2: and we're back. And we do also like to ask
Speaker 2: our guests, what is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: Okay, I've thought about this a lot. I've got a
Speaker 3: lot of different Okay, underrated. I think baby boomers are
Speaker 3: underrated on really yeah, I've really I've you know, my parents.
Speaker 3: This does spring for me loving my mommy and daddy
Speaker 3: and being like a little bit like when people talking
Speaker 3: about boomers, I love them, but I love them.
Speaker 1: Daddy. Oh my daddy is one but my daddy's a boomer.
Speaker 3: I think there's this tendency, like dating back to the
Speaker 3: ok Boomer thing that still resonates to this day of
Speaker 3: us blaming all of our problems on the baby boomers
Speaker 3: and them not getting it, you know, and them being like,
Speaker 3: you know, like well they they bought a house for
Speaker 3: forty five hundred dollars, or they bought a you know,
Speaker 3: they went to college and it costs like, you know,
Speaker 3: sixteen dollars in a sack of acorns, like to go
Speaker 3: to Harvard or whatever, like we blame on the college.
Speaker 3: And yes, they are out of touch. There is an extent,
Speaker 3: there is like some of that. But as I've been
Speaker 3: getting older, I've just been seeing it's like, oh, this
Speaker 3: is just the thing we do over and over and
Speaker 3: over again every generation since we've invented the idea of generations,
Speaker 3: which I think might have started with the baby boomers,
Speaker 3: right yeah, yeah, I like, I don't. I don't really
Speaker 3: think people like in the in the fourteen nineties were like, oh,
Speaker 3: you know, these fucking renaissancers are coming, Renaissance renaissances. Now
Speaker 3: nobody in the renaissance wants to work.
Speaker 1: Becomes my enlightenment ass uncle, like the complaints and the
Speaker 1: fears of young people.
Speaker 2: The older people being afraid of young people does go
Speaker 2: way way.
Speaker 1: The fun back what the fear of the young.
Speaker 2: Fear of the young has always been there, and also
Speaker 2: fear of new technology to the point of writing down music.
Speaker 2: Writing down like sheet music was seen as like the original.
Speaker 2: It was like napster back stealing, stealing music. What now
Speaker 2: I can just sell sheet music on the street. It's
Speaker 2: gonna ruin it and my tunes? No, yeah, I saw
Speaker 2: that like the original piracy campaign.
Speaker 3: Fifteenth century music. I saw this. This isn't good. I
Speaker 3: was thinking about sharing and when we share a little
Speaker 3: piece of media. But I'm just gonna bring it up
Speaker 3: now because it's so good. Did you guys know that
Speaker 3: the word dildo used to just be a placeholder, like
Speaker 3: the way Tala la la la is currently, you know, Like.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was like dildo. It's like a music like
Speaker 1: Dale do Dale no Deale do deal.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I saw a fam made in and she came my way,
Speaker 3: deal do deal do deal? Like yeah, it used to
Speaker 3: be in the era of loop music and everything. I
Speaker 3: saw this video and I had to like keep digging
Speaker 3: to make sure it wasn't somebody just like pulling a prank.
Speaker 3: But it's fifteen This like Brittan It was a bb
Speaker 3: three BBC three interview and this like British music historian
Speaker 3: was just talking about how like, yeah, Dilda used to
Speaker 3: just be a placeholder in songs and they have recreated
Speaker 3: some of these songs due to the original napster writing
Speaker 3: down sheet music of like this loop music.
Speaker 1: This you can find it if you.
Speaker 3: Look up, like Dildo Dog song and this is this
Speaker 3: dude singing in this high falsetto. I almost don't want
Speaker 3: to say anything else. It's one of the funniest videos
Speaker 3: I've ever seen. Everyone should go look it up. It's
Speaker 3: so funny. But I just think I'm like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: I don't think the problem is everything we blame on
Speaker 3: boomers is Boomer's fault. I think it's humanity's fault. And
Speaker 3: they're just one of the first generations to get name right.
Speaker 1: It is one of those things too. It's like, because
Speaker 1: we don't like right even right now, most people don't
Speaker 1: know who the heads are of like multinational fossil fuel companies,
Speaker 1: so it's like, who do I know? Because that's I
Speaker 1: can get angry at them, yeah, because I mild them.
Speaker 3: My stepdad, I can get mad at him, like that's
Speaker 3: who I'll be mad at Carl who golfs you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: sure sure. I just think it's too easy. It's like
Speaker 3: the next thirty five year old CEO of Exon Valdez,
Speaker 3: is that still the company?
Speaker 2: That he's so chill, He's gonna be cool man.
Speaker 3: He gets it because he grew you know, like he
Speaker 3: grew up listening to the blueprint, like he'll he'll be
Speaker 3: all right that that in itself is now forty year
Speaker 3: old wikey reference.
Speaker 1: You grew up.
Speaker 3: Listening to fucking him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, gibbety toilet skimmity toilet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we will have a fucking sigma skibbitty toilet
Speaker 3: CEO of northropk Grumman. And that's gonna happen because we
Speaker 3: slap off in some generational issues rather than identifying these
Speaker 3: key human elements in ourselves. And I just think it's
Speaker 3: not fair to the boomers, which I mean whatever again
Speaker 3: they all own homes, whatever, but like who gives a
Speaker 3: just like it's it's avoidant, it's avoidant behavior. Where it's like, no,
Speaker 3: these are human tendencies, these are cultural tendencies, things we
Speaker 3: need to address in ourselves rather than blame mommy and daddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Plus, they're their blood's chuck full of lead. What
Speaker 1: do we expect soul full of.
Speaker 3: The had they had to jack off to memories and
Speaker 3: magazines for most of their lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know. My dad's blood is so leaded.
Speaker 1: I just we used to use his fingernail clippings as
Speaker 1: pencil graft fight kids.
Speaker 3: It's right with those, just put them.
Speaker 1: In the h gasoline to get.
Speaker 3: I just think, I don't know. It's also it's also
Speaker 3: uncreative dissing, like the boomers ship leave it alone. And yes,
Speaker 3: yes this is me trying to change the world because
Speaker 3: I am on the cusp of being boomer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so washed. The books behind me are like
Speaker 3: arranged by color. There's a beautiful, thriving ivy. I'm fucking washed, man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All the attacks I feel generationally are like are all
Speaker 1: to do with like style and like aesthetic things. You're like, dude,
Speaker 1: don't don't don't like don't not me getting caught out
Speaker 1: here wearing millennial last work in stock cloths, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: those just look all right, they look all right right.
Speaker 2: By the way, you know who wore the like fucking
Speaker 2: dead sneakers and dead hats and ship that you guys
Speaker 2: actually wore probably five years ago, right right, Let's boomers
Speaker 2: started that. Yeah, yeah, the sneaker.
Speaker 3: Yeah gen z coming from millennial culture. My wife told
Speaker 3: me the other day that the side part is apparently
Speaker 3: coming back, and I'm like, it just left. The ship
Speaker 3: is getting so hid part, you know, so like with
Speaker 3: women's we were in the middle part. We were in
Speaker 3: the middle part for so long, like it was, and
Speaker 3: it was chugi I believe was the word at the
Speaker 3: time to have a side part when on the side
Speaker 3: chuggee and mo mo and uh. And now the side
Speaker 3: part is like fucking coming back, and it's like, hell, yeah,
Speaker 3: I got you know, like I got socks that are
Speaker 3: older than that change and I go through socks pretty regularly.
Speaker 3: So another apparently until the speaking they're falling off your
Speaker 3: feet like you're emerging from the jungles. The no show
Speaker 3: socks are apparently like mad millennial now and you're not
Speaker 3: supposed to do that. You got to have a sock showing, Yeah.
Speaker 1: They say, you're clocked easily as over thirty if you
Speaker 1: got the no socks on. They're like, you know what
Speaker 1: you don't else clocks me easily is over thirty?
Speaker 3: My fucking face, yeah, my my hairline retreating back on
Speaker 3: my forehead, and also my fuck, my concerns, my concerns,
Speaker 3: clucked me. I'm on blood pressure medication. Look at my
Speaker 3: look at my pharmaceuticals. Man that you know how far
Speaker 3: down the list my socks are deep.
Speaker 2: Actually, blood pressure medications. The hot new party drug kids
Speaker 2: Kid's something you think is over it?
Speaker 3: Okay, I put down the list here. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 3: gonna spend this entire podcast destroying now in this section
Speaker 3: any goodwill that I had before. I'm not saying it's bad.
Speaker 3: I'm saying it's getting a little overrated. Is a letterbox culture.
Speaker 3: Letterbox culture, this is and this is an extremely online complain.
Speaker 3: And I do the same thing. I do the same
Speaker 3: thing with watching movies, and I do the same thing
Speaker 3: with reading books in a big way. But it's this
Speaker 3: sort of like, but it's especially bad in letterbox culture,
Speaker 3: where it's like reclaim the is this sort of reclaiming
Speaker 3: old bad movies yeah. Then I feel like like where
Speaker 3: there was this you The first time I noticed it
Speaker 3: was when like the Wachowski speed Racer movie.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Wood Racer is an actual classic. Okay,
Speaker 2: what there is?
Speaker 3: There's this like huge letterbox community of being like that
Speaker 3: speed Racer movie is actually one of the great movies
Speaker 3: that was made in the last decade or whenever it
Speaker 3: got made.
Speaker 1: So just for my understanding, I know, like letterbox is
Speaker 1: sort of like this social like it's a platform, right
Speaker 1: where people kind of basically share their taste and like
Speaker 1: you could, everyone has like a profile where you can
Speaker 1: see you put yeah it is a new sorry go ahead,
Speaker 1: no no, so no, just yeah, because I'm I know
Speaker 1: it because I see so much on Twitter that like
Speaker 1: just by just sheer osmosis, Like I understand what it is,
Speaker 1: but I know there are plenty of people who are not
Speaker 1: as terminally online as we are that aren't understanding. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's especially I see a lot of sin file flexing there.
Speaker 1: But the idea that they're trying to revise, we're doing
Speaker 1: a revisionist take on the Wachowski Speed Racer movie. I
Speaker 1: saw that ship in the theater thinking it was gonna be.
Speaker 1: I didn't. Somehow, even though the trailer communicated to me
Speaker 1: that this was not going to be good, I still went.
Speaker 1: I think because I was like, as a kid, I
Speaker 1: like the cartoon or the anime, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: this is I feel like I'm gonna have like not
Speaker 1: even like a good kind of seizure in here, all.
Speaker 3: Right, right, like a bad like the bad kind like that.
Speaker 3: I did just a blood pressure medication blocker, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, from from my dad was in his dick pills.
Speaker 3: I'm doing high pertension. We're high pretension rolling and going
Speaker 3: to see.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: But I just I just think it's it's on the
Speaker 3: one hand, I mean, I'm not trying to rain on
Speaker 3: anyone's parade. You know, I have fun as much as
Speaker 3: you want loger movies. I think that's great. At the
Speaker 3: other it's this weird. It's this there's this strange cultural
Speaker 3: consensus and like critical reappraisal of things that becomes very
Speaker 3: self sustaining within letterbox culture, where it is no longer
Speaker 3: it's you know, there was a like iconic list of movies,
Speaker 3: and then this iconoclastic list of movies that I think
Speaker 3: has emerged out of letterbox culture in an attempt to
Speaker 3: sort of break that down. But I think then that
Speaker 3: iconoclastic list of new movies has become the iconic list
Speaker 3: of movies within this community again, where there's all these
Speaker 3: like reappraisals of these new like this director is more
Speaker 3: important than we thought. That director actually sucks, this more important.
Speaker 3: Where it's like I just think it's like a little
Speaker 3: bit overrated. And I end up watching a lot of
Speaker 3: these movies and maybe I'm stupid, and maybe that's just
Speaker 3: the thing I don't get and I don't appreciate film
Speaker 3: the same way. But like, I will try to engage
Speaker 3: with these movies and I'll leave them being like, no,
Speaker 3: that did suck. I did not. I did not enjoy
Speaker 3: that movie.
Speaker 2: What speed Racer five times this year? I can't fucking
Speaker 2: get my money. Fine, I'll see if it changes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I whip I I I whip myself in the
Speaker 3: back with that whip from the UH division.
Speaker 1: I will hit myself with that. I will do push
Speaker 1: an arsenal fan the character of Paul Bettany silas the
Speaker 1: weird son averse monk who with himself and self flatulated.
Speaker 3: But you can see from what I know about Arsenal.
Speaker 3: I think there might be some aspect of self flagellation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been around enough of us schooners for sure.
Speaker 3: But I'm just I watch it and I'm like, you
Speaker 3: know what, this this overrated? Uh. The truth I've landed
Speaker 3: upon and trying to talk about this to you, is
Speaker 3: that it makes me feel insecure, and that's why I
Speaker 3: don't like Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: So I loved the movie teen Wolf when I was
Speaker 2: a kid, absolutely, and then I grew up and I
Speaker 2: had like film takes, and I took my film taste
Speaker 2: really seriously, and then I watched the movie teen Wolf again, yeah,
Speaker 2: and I still fucking and I was like every so
Speaker 2: every movie that I've ever watched is just viewed through
Speaker 2: a teen Wolf shaped lens of like what movies should be,
Speaker 2: and my taste in movies is completely subjective and like doesn't.
Speaker 1: And like that.
Speaker 2: I think as long as everybody's willing to admit that that, like,
Speaker 2: you're just you probably like Speed Racer a lot because
Speaker 2: you saw it when you were like nine, and like
Speaker 2: filters in some weird way through a nine year old
Speaker 2: brain that it doesn't necessarily work for through a chi
Speaker 2: or through an adult brain or a teenager's brain, and
Speaker 2: so like we're all just going to agree to disagree
Speaker 2: on that one. But like it's just movies are so
Speaker 2: fucking subjective, so based on how it was feeling at
Speaker 2: the first Ah, yeah I watch it that like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so because like there are times people will
Speaker 1: suggest movies to me and I'm on the brink of
Speaker 1: losing respect for them after I see it, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you fucking fuck dude. I thought we were on the
Speaker 1: same page it and then I'm like I don't. But
Speaker 1: then again, that's just like it's truly from whatever. Like
Speaker 1: the things that they said they liked about it were
Speaker 1: like the things I hated, And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll never It's just it's just one
Speaker 1: of those things where you have to like not get
Speaker 1: to like get out of your sophomore year dorm room.
Speaker 1: We're like, you don't fucking fuck with City of God.
Speaker 1: Yeah of God, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: That was my most pretentious, my favorite movie.
Speaker 1: I didn't ask you that.
Speaker 2: Probably City of City of Gods.
Speaker 1: Have to pick one. I'm not making you. Those kids
Speaker 1: are from those aren't even actors. Those are real Footbella
Speaker 1: kids crying in that scene. So I don't know anybody else.
Speaker 3: Did you even know that Brazilian people could be poor,
Speaker 3: because I just found out in the City of God.
Speaker 2: That's just like they wore just yellow shirts playing soccer
Speaker 2: all the time. This ship was wrong, whole country, there
Speaker 2: was a military dictatorship.
Speaker 3: We're all just watching John d Woman waiting for her
Speaker 3: to hop up on the top of a van and serve. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I also think not to get too deep, but I
Speaker 3: do think we like we live in an airwar where
Speaker 3: I think we're searching for meaning and a lot of
Speaker 3: our basic needs are taken care of for better or
Speaker 3: for worse in a lot of ways. And I think
Speaker 3: a lot of people find themselves at thirty and they're like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I have a job. I make enough money, but my
Speaker 3: job is not my cause I don't really have any
Speaker 3: hobbies that I'm passionate enough about that I can derive
Speaker 3: meaning from them. So I think what I'm going to
Speaker 3: do is watch movies and log those movies, and that
Speaker 3: will be my higher calling, right, And I kind of
Speaker 3: think that's a little bit of that happening where it's
Speaker 3: like I watch in log movies and there's a little
Speaker 3: community based around it. And I guess in that way,
Speaker 3: maybe letterbox is underrated.
Speaker 1: These are the Talmudik scholars of our time. I think
Speaker 1: it kind of is yeah.
Speaker 2: About like Taylor's Left fandom and like stuff like that,
Speaker 2: Like I think you're I think this is what we
Speaker 2: have instead of organized religion, Like as organized religion has
Speaker 2: faded in the last fifty years, like this is the
Speaker 2: needs that organized religion were was addressing did not go away.
Speaker 2: And so that's what this overly strong, desperate Sometimes feelings
Speaker 2: about culture can come from.
Speaker 1: People will each other over that, Jack, which which one
Speaker 1: would you keep? Catholicism or letter box culture.
Speaker 3: That's a great question.
Speaker 2: As a Catholic, I can't. I can't answer that.
Speaker 1: Guilty will.
Speaker 2: Again I'm gonna split the difference Godfather three because that.
Speaker 1: One very Catholic. I think the Pope.
Speaker 2: Order is a hit. I think at one point like
Speaker 2: a helicopter hit. I don't know, I didn't see it whenever.
Speaker 3: That's Paul Bettany and fucking Da Vinci code Baby the
Speaker 3: same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, you can't trust popes.
Speaker 1: It turns out.
Speaker 3: Speig a way follow me in hell l for twenty
Speaker 3: sixty nine on letterbox or.
Speaker 2: Yeah I'm not on letterbox, and like it's similar to
Speaker 2: how I feel about video games. It's like I would
Speaker 2: just lose so much time to that shit, Like that's
Speaker 2: all I would do. I get my movie recommendations from
Speaker 2: podcasts perfect. Yeah, yeah, like an adult, like an adult
Speaker 2: and I but even like speed Racer very big among
Speaker 2: like podcast film bros.
Speaker 1: For sure?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah? Yeah really see that's why it
Speaker 1: truly is like that's why when I when I get
Speaker 1: in that feeling like these what the fuck are they
Speaker 1: talking about? And they start getting angry, that's when that's
Speaker 1: my cue emotionally to be like it's you just got
Speaker 1: to let people do what they do. Remember, Miles, you
Speaker 1: can only control what your control of. Don't worry about
Speaker 1: what other people like it. That's what they do. There's
Speaker 1: plenty of shit you like that. People will get fucking
Speaker 1: over the moon over that shit. So just disengage and
Speaker 1: let go and let let let and let letterbox.
Speaker 2: Yeah meaningful for some people that like they just never
Speaker 2: were like it just you know, they couldn't get they
Speaker 2: bought season tickets.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. The other thing not to keep dwelling up.
Speaker 3: But I also think like it is, you know, when
Speaker 3: we were growing up, or when I was growing up,
Speaker 3: there were like three people in the culture who were
Speaker 3: like that. You know, it was like Ciskel and Ebert
Speaker 3: and your local film person and that who cared about
Speaker 3: movies like that, you know, unless you worked in a
Speaker 3: video store. And now like all these people can find
Speaker 3: each other, so it seems like ever present, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like everyone has become Kevin Smith.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, there were so many more Kevin Smith than
Speaker 3: we knew about. They just like they had enough ambition
Speaker 3: to log a movie, not to direct one. And now
Speaker 3: you can just log a movie, right right right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: there you go.
Speaker 2: And maybe we wouldn't have Quentin Tarantino if Letterbox existed
Speaker 2: back then, that he would have just been the most
Speaker 2: prolific person on letterbox.
Speaker 1: And just watch watch regular foot porn.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeahs got right, yeah, yeah exactly, you would just
Speaker 2: do cocaine and instead of writing pulp fiction, just like
Speaker 2: log three thousand movies in a single night.
Speaker 1: Exactly, and just say the N word privately in his letterbox.
Speaker 1: Quentin showed up with another letterbox jam loose reviews.
Speaker 2: It's just so weird how the characters in his reviews
Speaker 2: keep using that word.
Speaker 1: It doesn't really seem appropriate. I'm writing this one in character, y'all.
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break and we will
Speaker 2: get to some news. We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 2: And speaking of places where big debates, the debates over
Speaker 2: the big questions happen online. The Kelsey Brothers, did this
Speaker 2: happen on their podcast? No? No, no, okay, Jason.
Speaker 3: Kelce this was on Fresh Air.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Terry gross.
Speaker 2: And him, Terry grossed out. I'm back and forth, Terry
Speaker 2: grossed out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He Basically, this is a thing I have heard frequently
Speaker 2: from usually white men.
Speaker 1: The hygiene debates.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hygiene debates that are like I don't need Yeah,
Speaker 2: like I don't need to wash my hands, right, I've
Speaker 2: never washed my legs.
Speaker 1: Why would I wash my legs. I haven't looked at
Speaker 1: my knees in fourteen years? Yeah? Really what? But yeah,
Speaker 1: the hygiene debates have popped up because of Travis. And
Speaker 1: this one isn't about frequency or soap use or what
Speaker 1: parts of them. It's about what parts actually get washed.
Speaker 1: The time honored one because someone tweeted, they said, tweed,
Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey look like he doesn't wash his legs or feet.
Speaker 1: And then he quote tweeted that and said what kind
Speaker 1: of weirdo washes their feet? And that was the assassination
Speaker 1: of the Archduke Frans Ferdinand that kicked off the online
Speaker 1: world war, so to speak. So then he retweeted a
Speaker 1: study that I guess was debunked about how not washing
Speaker 1: your feet meant that you had less active bacteria than
Speaker 1: a frequent foot washer. There was like a Twitter note
Speaker 1: that was even like clipped onto that when he pust
Speaker 1: posted it, and then he tweeted, quote, all of you
Speaker 1: have been fed diabolical lies. That's a reference to that
Speaker 1: buttcker dude, the kicker who gave that commencement speech. He
Speaker 1: said diabolical wise about feminism anyway, that washing every crevice
Speaker 1: of your well, we'll go on. He said that washing
Speaker 1: every crevice of your bodies and hair all the time
Speaker 1: is somehow better or healthier. Any dermatologists not in bed
Speaker 1: with big soap will agree hotspots or all that is
Speaker 1: necessary and actually leads to cleaner, healthier skin. And everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? And they're like wait, so
Speaker 1: what what do you watch? He's like obviously, they're like, like,
Speaker 1: if I get muddy in a game, I'm gonna clean
Speaker 1: the mud off my body. I'm not stupid, but I
Speaker 1: only need to pay attention to the hotspots, which are
Speaker 1: ass pits and balls, as he puts it, no shaft, shaft,
Speaker 1: just this, just the balls. Just no, yeah, don't do
Speaker 1: anything else? Now, is this like a again? Some people
Speaker 1: thought he was trolling other people because but but I
Speaker 1: think the hard part to know if he's show it
Speaker 1: or not is because this is such a real thing
Speaker 1: that people like pick up this mantle for this argument
Speaker 1: and like, I'm fucking going into the breach with this
Speaker 1: fucking argument because other people who are like caping for him,
Speaker 1: and the replies were like, dude, it's actually worse to
Speaker 1: be one of these people that smell like soap all
Speaker 1: the time. I just sat like, they smell like soap.
Speaker 1: Gross o, my god, dude, this will smell like soap
Speaker 1: and ship what is going on?
Speaker 3: So bay smell like an Irish spring? Get them the
Speaker 3: hell out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh bro, I bet he cut a little piece
Speaker 1: off with a buck knife from the bar like in
Speaker 1: the commercial. But like, based on just this story, I
Speaker 1: feel like the collar of maybe every dress shirt that
Speaker 1: Jason Kelce has worn unless looks like he does oil
Speaker 1: changes with them. Because again, you gotta exfoliate your ship,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like stink or not, your
Speaker 1: dead skin cells do build up and you know you
Speaker 1: will have a gros many whatever. Like I don't give
Speaker 1: a shit what Jason Kelse does, but it is just
Speaker 1: when it's it's funny to see how this ship comes
Speaker 1: out and now it immediately people like you don't have
Speaker 1: to wash your legs. You don't have to do that.
Speaker 1: You have to wash your feet.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not a big leg foot washer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm a foot washer.
Speaker 3: Your foot washer.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I probably don't pay as much attention to my legs as.
Speaker 1: This is how I work. If I'm taking a quick shower,
Speaker 1: I have to and I have to go. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: team hotspots.
Speaker 3: Yeah hot spots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if I have to quick turn around. But
Speaker 1: to me, that does not in my mind, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I really bathed when I do that shit, when I
Speaker 1: really in my mind, I'm like, I'm cleaning up. I
Speaker 1: get that exfoliating fucking scrubber towel that the Japanese people use,
Speaker 1: and I fucking I get that dead skin the fuck
Speaker 1: off my body all over. That's like a I do
Speaker 1: not do that.
Speaker 2: And sometimes I will like rub my shoulder and there
Speaker 2: will be like killed up dead ye, skilled up dead skin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this you gotta exfoliate. Jason. Come on, Jason,
Speaker 1: we gotta get that scrubber.
Speaker 3: Did your where did you find out about the towel?
Speaker 3: Was this someone that was taught something that was taught
Speaker 3: to you as a youth? Yes, this is cultural, so
Speaker 3: like culture, Japanese culture. Right, Like you before you get
Speaker 3: into a bathtub, you wash your body outside of the
Speaker 3: tub and get all your dead skin off because you
Speaker 3: don't want to bring all that shit into a tub
Speaker 3: where usually you keep the water clean and you get
Speaker 3: it's just for chilling it. You don't get in there
Speaker 3: and start scrubbing your shit and then leaving a ring
Speaker 3: of like a ring of dead skin in the bathtub.
Speaker 3: Like just submerge yourself in there. So you're taught to
Speaker 3: get all your dead skin off and then you can
Speaker 3: enjoy the thing.
Speaker 1: So like if you go to like an on set
Speaker 1: or like a hot spring in Japan, that's like a
Speaker 1: public thing. You're always you're always told you're supposed to
Speaker 1: bathe yourself before you enter the hot spring because you're
Speaker 1: not bringing a bunch of bullshit off your body into
Speaker 1: the hot spring. So there's there are these like sort
Speaker 1: of like scrubbing towels that we have in like Japan,
Speaker 1: and I think it like it's like this isn't anything new.
Speaker 1: There's all kinds of exfoliating things that people use, but
Speaker 1: using that specifically to get all my dead skin off
Speaker 1: my arms and legs and neck and shit like that.
Speaker 2: So we did an episode of the Cracked podcast about
Speaker 2: stereotypes about white people and one of them is that
Speaker 2: white people do not use wash clothes in the shower,
Speaker 2: worsh cloths, worsh cloth. And that's something that I actually
Speaker 2: encountered at basketball camp, was somebody making fun of me
Speaker 2: for not using a washcloth and being like, so, do
Speaker 2: you wash your dick by like jacking on? And I
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 1: Kind of fuck, yeah, leave me alone.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but they just watched my jacket off of
Speaker 3: the towel horse and their ivory.
Speaker 1: Tower or it's just sort of like yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's it's a it's more masculine if there's a cotton
Speaker 1: barrier between my hands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, white American males are sent into the world of
Speaker 3: bathing the way like Soviet soldiers were sent in the storm,
Speaker 3: regrat on arm just like best.
Speaker 1: No information, no information that we even have to do this.
Speaker 3: Well, none of that stuff, just like go out there
Speaker 3: and and and good luck. I like, I don't remember
Speaker 3: a single lesson. I just remember being in a shower
Speaker 3: one day, like I guess I soaked myself up and
Speaker 3: then just let it. And like my logic to this
Speaker 3: day that I retain is that the soapy water works
Speaker 3: its way down my torso onto my legs, and my
Speaker 3: feet are where the water the soap is. So I'm like,
Speaker 3: I guess I think that's enough. The soap touched it,
Speaker 3: touched it, But I'm not.
Speaker 1: That's where the That's where I think the introduction for Metell,
Speaker 1: intellectually speaking, you know what I mean about the idea
Speaker 1: of dead skin was that it was not enough to
Speaker 1: have the skin wet or have the soap touch it,
Speaker 1: is that you have to get all that dead skin
Speaker 1: off because shit that on my feet too, Like I
Speaker 1: got the ship builds up, especially when I'm like going
Speaker 1: the sandals of shit all the time. Like I definitely
Speaker 1: noticed when I'm like, oh, that's a lot of fucking
Speaker 1: dead skin that I need to get off and it
Speaker 1: plus it helps we have everything clean.
Speaker 3: We have ash privilege. That's the thing about white people.
Speaker 3: It takes like you don't know that you're quote unquote
Speaker 3: Ashley until it gets very like it has to be
Speaker 3: very evident to where like you've got like elephant knees,
Speaker 3: you know what I.
Speaker 1: Mean, And you're like your elbows, your it looks like
Speaker 1: the Bonneville Salt Flats.
Speaker 3: It's craked, and like, yeah, it's not until it gets
Speaker 3: to that point that we're like, oh, I should probably
Speaker 3: address it's.
Speaker 1: Sort of dirty priv my dirty Caucasian, dirty Caucasian privilege. Yeah,
Speaker 1: knee pads. Is that not normal? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I definitely that's the That's where I get my direction,
Speaker 2: the direction that I wash in as I go top
Speaker 2: to bottom, so that you know everything's getting cleaned before.
Speaker 2: But I go to work on my feet because I
Speaker 2: had hyper hydrosis throughout my life and sweaty feet that
Speaker 2: absolutely would clear out a fucking Also, a basketball camp
Speaker 2: with like one time cleared out an entire dorm room.
Speaker 1: Oh you damn, it was bad. That sucks. I remember
Speaker 1: that happened in fifth grade when we went to an
Speaker 1: astro camp and this motherfucker cried. I remember because we
Speaker 1: were so fucked up about his shoes swilling up the place.
Speaker 1: But he did, He literally cleared out a dorm. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of this is fucked up. You should start
Speaker 1: washing my.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold the soap in my hands and assume that
Speaker 2: that kind of trends.
Speaker 3: There was no time to wash our feet. There was
Speaker 3: only time to go West America.
Speaker 2: I strode through a bog on the way. That's good enough.
Speaker 1: Well, we're learning something about everyone today, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 3: I also think Jason Kelsey, he's that dude's funny, and
Speaker 3: I think he's riffing on my hairson Podker, he's riffing
Speaker 3: on Aaron Rodgers, and he's not actually mad. He's just
Speaker 3: doing the like I am. I think he does is
Speaker 3: serious about not washing his legs or feet. But I
Speaker 3: think you're saying pretending to be Yeah, because he's a smart,
Speaker 3: funny guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what do you think he's actually washing the
Speaker 1: feet or no?
Speaker 3: No, no chance.
Speaker 1: But this is a good opportunity to just to stand
Speaker 1: on that and be like, oh yeah, good time.
Speaker 3: He's I think he's doing there, like like the way
Speaker 3: people when people get heated, like if you if you're like,
Speaker 3: you know, butter pe can ice cream is the best
Speaker 3: kind of ice cream in anyone else?
Speaker 1: Different, fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go drown yourself in the ocean and become food
Speaker 3: for the octopus or like what you know, Like he
Speaker 3: doesn't actually mean that, it's just a funny way to
Speaker 3: have that argument.
Speaker 1: Well, I do want to encourage everyone. You gotta exfliate
Speaker 1: that dead skin. Exfloridate that dead skin. You'll be fucking
Speaker 1: but you're you'll be blown away when you're like, what
Speaker 1: the oh, there's a literal three centimeters of thickness of skin.
Speaker 3: I'm actually I'm actually five eleven. It's just most.
Speaker 1: What a pleasure, guys, pleasure. It was such said I
Speaker 1: was lying about my height. Where can people find you?
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Speaker 2: What a blast? And is there a work of media
Speaker 2: that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: Yes, so there were two. I tried to find one.
Speaker 3: Let me see if my Twitter trolling has produced any results.
Speaker 3: It has not. God damn it. I saw this video
Speaker 3: and I didn't save it. But there's a fan cam
Speaker 3: somebody made of Luka Doncic just like scoring easy buckets
Speaker 3: and then dancing and talking shit that I've just real
Speaker 3: I saw like two weeks ago, and I loved it
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Speaker 3: episode came out. It's like a a succession struggle in
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Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: The first episode is out now, and like, I'm hooked
Speaker 3: and I don't usually watch that kind of thing, but
Speaker 3: it's the characters are insane.
Speaker 2: That sounds amazing. Yeah, awesome. Well thanks again for coming.
Speaker 2: Miles Where can people find you as their work Amedia,
Speaker 2: you've been enjoying let's see.
Speaker 1: Yes, find me on where, Twitter, Instagram, at Miles of
Speaker 1: Gray and elsewhere. Find Jack and I on our basketball
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Speaker 2: And also I'm calm about it. All your zen that's fine,
Speaker 2: I'm actually quite sen about the whole thing.
Speaker 1: What else? You can also find me on the ninety
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Speaker 1: and check me out on the latest episode of My
Speaker 1: Mama Told Me the Langston Kerman David Bori podcast. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about Rainbow parties. Just how groundbreaking that was. Some
Speaker 1: tweets that I like this is one. It's really stupid.
Speaker 1: It's at weird Bongs posted this thing. It's a like
Speaker 1: for people who don't know some weed packaging has become
Speaker 1: like this, like super hyper graphical die cut ziplock bag
Speaker 1: shit where it's like a ziplock bag in different kinds
Speaker 1: of shapes that could be anything from like a fucking
Speaker 1: Jason mask to a cloud or in this instance, the
Speaker 1: Twin Towers. Uh. And this one is called the Gone
Speaker 1: but not Forgotten nine to eleven packs. This has gotta
Speaker 1: smoke that Twin Towers pack. This is I don't it
Speaker 1: could be not real, but based on everything I've seen
Speaker 1: about weed packaging, I wouldn't be surprised if it was real.
Speaker 1: That's oh wow. So anyway, but not forgotten?
Speaker 2: Yeah, amazing. I also had a weird bung tweet that
Speaker 2: I liked recently. I was just a picture of Sid
Speaker 2: from toy Story and it says he didn't even do anything.
Speaker 2: He was literally out creating art. How the fuck was
Speaker 2: he supposed to know? Those motherfuckers were alive. They shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Very good, Justice said, Justice for said? Is that his name? Sid? Yeah?
Speaker 1: If it should be the fucking.
Speaker 2: Nasty, the nasty little Uh? Maybe he was just creating art.
Speaker 1: He got veneers. He actually looks pretty cool man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he looks better. I remember I was like, oh I
Speaker 1: know about that Sid. You got him? You got he
Speaker 1: got hooked up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if that's just the choice he made, that would
Speaker 3: it felt like the right decision for him? I think
Speaker 3: that's great.
Speaker 1: Look man, Affleck did it all the great?
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
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Speaker 2: to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
Speaker 2: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy.
Speaker 1: Miles, what song do you think.
Speaker 2: People might think?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: It's that the sun has started to somewhat consistently emerge
Speaker 1: in LA, which I'm really enjoying. So now I'm starting
Speaker 1: to get little summertime vibes activating in my body. This
Speaker 1: is let's go out on like thet's some dance music,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. This is the soul Wax
Speaker 1: remix of Marie Davidson's track work It, so you're gonna
Speaker 1: search Work It Soul Wax remix. Soul Wax are also
Speaker 1: too many DJs you probably are also like Dspasio like
Speaker 1: the sounds they do fucking everything but Soul Wax Remix
Speaker 1: to work it. It's really great track, and it just
Speaker 1: feels like, you know, just some shit that you play
Speaker 1: in your car when you're driving to go get your
Speaker 1: nine to eleven pack or groceries or babyfood, whatever you're doing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just just just bump this out of your speakers or headphones.
Speaker 1: Work it. So Renix, go go work it. Ran all right.
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