Speaker 1: Recorded. No, I just shocked myself on the microphone. Sounds
Speaker 1: about right now, hold on there it is.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should just go back to bowl Chat.
Speaker 1: No, we got complaints.
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 3: Lots of people didn't like that. Amy, it was it
Speaker 3: was very primitive. Amy, and lots of other people, Amy, Matt,
Speaker 3: Doug carry Hedges. They all texted and tweeted, you're go
Speaker 3: to always well because they're the best listeners.
Speaker 1: No, we have other great listeners too.
Speaker 3: We have well, they're the most interactive listeners. And and
Speaker 3: Wan Wan didn't like it either. He was like, that's
Speaker 3: so dumb. When you guys get something produced.
Speaker 1: Did he say that?
Speaker 2: He said, go back and look at the very first
Speaker 2: tweet from this.
Speaker 1: Episode seventeen, Episode seventeen, Food Artists.
Speaker 3: Welcome to bowl Chat. This is the sister podcast to
Speaker 3: Serial Killers. That's the podcast where we talk about cereal.
Speaker 3: This is the moment we just talk about whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: except cereal. No we talk about cereal.
Speaker 1: No, we don't allow it. No, you don't get to
Speaker 1: make the rules. If everything is able to be discussed,
Speaker 1: you can't then say here are things that you can't
Speaker 1: talk about.
Speaker 2: But why wouldn't you save that for like content? For
Speaker 2: serial killers.
Speaker 1: Then, well, because we try and have conversations on serial
Speaker 1: killers now and you very much are like stop, save it,
Speaker 1: save it. Well, this is big episode of bull Chat.
Speaker 1: You'll hear it two weeks ago. You've heard it.
Speaker 2: This is the very first episode of bull Chat for
Speaker 2: twenty twenty two. Welcome. It's January fifth.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we recorded this yesterday, so it's pretty fresh, fresh,
Speaker 3: fresh out the box. Oh, who's texting you? Is that
Speaker 3: carry a head just saying how awful this episode is.
Speaker 1: Look sir, we are one minute and fifty seconds in.
Speaker 1: We need to tone it down. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Thank new Year knew me. Oh yeah, I'm sure. Did
Speaker 3: you just go to the bathroom?
Speaker 1: No you didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Did you notice that our bathroom looks like a Midwest
Speaker 3: truck stop like the TA you know, the travel thing,
Speaker 3: because there's a garbage bag over the urinal. It's so
Speaker 3: bad when I used to drive to Cedar Rapids halfway there?
Speaker 1: It is everyone the Iowa reference there, it is, folks.
Speaker 1: What what is that? That's the Iowa reference?
Speaker 2: Like, dang, where's the corn husk?
Speaker 1: I told you this. The corn husk does not sound
Speaker 1: like what you think it sounds.
Speaker 3: Like anyway, in the middle of the night, that'd always
Speaker 3: be like this jankeny truck stop that I had a
Speaker 3: piece so bad and I would stop and there'd be
Speaker 3: garbage bags on the urinals.
Speaker 1: Out of order. When we did the what was it off?
Speaker 1: The Great trip this past summer. Yeah, let me tell
Speaker 1: you something.
Speaker 3: Some of those rest stops, oh yeah, but those are
Speaker 3: the best kind, though, those gritty, seedy, gross truck stops,
Speaker 3: they're great.
Speaker 1: The ones with showers in them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. And the trucker is getting BJ's in the
Speaker 2: parking lot.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, well explicit on this episode, right, it's
Speaker 1: just initials.
Speaker 2: Okay, what when that truck's a rocking?
Speaker 1: Did you just click? Did you know?
Speaker 3: And I'm not sure if it's if it's true. But
Speaker 3: in the show the series American Rust on Showtime, the
Speaker 3: guy a West Side Story, the lead kid from West
Speaker 3: Side Story.
Speaker 2: He was in that.
Speaker 3: He plays Isaac in that anyway. I don't know what
Speaker 3: his name is, but so he he like, is trolling
Speaker 3: a truck stop to do like act. And if you
Speaker 3: put certain color bandanas in your pocket while you're walking
Speaker 3: by these truckers, each bandana color means that you'll do
Speaker 3: something different. Apparently, so if they see one with like
Speaker 3: a green banda like yep, I like that, get in, didn't.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's true, but it sounds right.
Speaker 1: Well, that's like the other things. There's the black wedding
Speaker 1: ring that apparently says that you are open to other
Speaker 1: fun times with other couples.
Speaker 2: I thought that was a pineapple and your shopping cart.
Speaker 1: Okay, well maybe that one too, an Adironda chairs if
Speaker 1: you leave that around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had said that. That's right, But the pineapple
Speaker 2: thing is for old people. It's in. It's in like.
Speaker 3: The those the condominium places and what do you call
Speaker 3: them in Florida?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What do you call those places? Citizen living centers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to think of the name of the
Speaker 3: one that was by my grandparents' house. They always have
Speaker 3: the same names, like Shady Acres. Yeah, there's one big
Speaker 3: old thing something point. I don't know, there's something, some
Speaker 3: big one that was palm Yeah.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So how was your time off?
Speaker 1: Which is wonderful? Oh my gosh, I got to edit
Speaker 1: the Spoonies episode that was fun.
Speaker 2: Did a nice job on that.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Makes up for the audio problem.
Speaker 1: But otherwise I did really so much. Im to take
Speaker 1: the compliment. Happen great day. Yeah, what else did I do?
Speaker 1: I hung out.
Speaker 3: King's Point, That's what it was called King's Point. So
Speaker 3: I just remember that great in Tamarack, Florida three three
Speaker 3: three two one. Don't know why, but I remember the
Speaker 3: zip code.
Speaker 1: I still remember my old home phone number. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I remember all my numbers. I remember all my addresses,
Speaker 3: zip codes, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I remember, yeah, addresses. I remember my credit card numbers. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was annoying because you can laugh.
Speaker 3: But I knew my Discover card number for years, for years,
Speaker 3: and then they sent me a new one in the mail,
Speaker 3: like we had to change your number. I was so
Speaker 3: I called them and I said, can you please change
Speaker 3: it back? And they're like, no, what do you care?
Speaker 3: I said, because I memorized it.
Speaker 1: Well, here's a question. So the chip in my debit
Speaker 1: card right now, it used to be tap to pay,
Speaker 1: and I loved using the tap to pay. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was the greatest feature of all time. I think it's
Speaker 1: not a secure I loved it. Anyway, go wan with
Speaker 1: your story. I now can't use tap to pay. It
Speaker 1: stopped working.
Speaker 2: Is it a new card?
Speaker 1: Well, I've had it for like two years now, and
Speaker 1: I think it just might be worn out. If I
Speaker 1: want to go get a new card, are they gonna
Speaker 1: give me all new numbers? No?
Speaker 3: Only if you say you lost it, they'll give you
Speaker 3: new numbers. Okay, if you just need to if you
Speaker 3: tell them no, Yeah, because it's happened to me. The
Speaker 3: chip in my in my jet Blue card stops working
Speaker 3: at the supermarket from time to time. It's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 3: It's like chip malfunction. And you call and they'll send
Speaker 3: you a new card with the same number oka depending
Speaker 3: on the maybe not the same expiration code though I.
Speaker 2: Don't know the little three digit thing on the back. No,
Speaker 2: that'll be different.
Speaker 1: Ugh. I just have that credit card stored in so
Speaker 1: many places that it's such a pain.
Speaker 2: Oh, such a pain, I know, so annoying.
Speaker 1: Says the man.
Speaker 3: Show them your wallet, just like with my AOL address.
Speaker 3: Show them your wallet.
Speaker 1: What do you want to show them? Show them the
Speaker 1: book that you have. Why it. I have never seen
Speaker 1: someone with more cards in my entire life.
Speaker 2: This is just their credit cards.
Speaker 1: That is the most credit cards I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Look, every credit card does something different, and I know
Speaker 3: which one does what at what times. They have bonus categories,
Speaker 3: disappoints for this, this is miles, this is cash back.
Speaker 3: I know what every card does, and I make them
Speaker 3: work for me. Like what currently my Discover card and
Speaker 3: my Chase card are five percent back at supermarkets.
Speaker 2: That's spectacular.
Speaker 1: So when you do something like Instacart, do they load
Speaker 1: that up for you with the money?
Speaker 3: No instacard that. No Instacard gives you your own credit card.
Speaker 3: It's an Instacart MasterCard, so you just use that. It's
Speaker 3: approved and you just scant and swipe it whatever.
Speaker 1: Got it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have a chip though. It's old school swipe woo.
Speaker 1: See. That's why I hate getting gift cards because they're
Speaker 1: swipe yeah, swiper no swiping yeah. Plus I also in
Speaker 1: my brain hate being like, ugh, I bought something that
Speaker 1: was twenty three to fifty and now I have two
Speaker 1: dollars and fifty cents left. Do you know I have
Speaker 1: a dollar fifty?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then sometimes when you don't have cash and you
Speaker 3: need to pay the difference because you just it ran
Speaker 3: out and you have to charge twenty three cents, I
Speaker 3: feel like such an idiot. Yes, that happened to me
Speaker 3: at shopwrite a couple days ago. I didn't charge twenty
Speaker 3: three cents. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't have a quarter. All right, Max, Relax, I've
Speaker 1: been carrying cash lately. I don't. I've been carrying cash. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't fit anything in that wallet.
Speaker 2: No, I've never.
Speaker 3: I don't use this wallet for anything other than credit
Speaker 3: cards in my driver's license, so you use it every day.
Speaker 3: I put cash. When I have cash, I put it
Speaker 3: in my pocket. Let's see what I have today, Andrew, Oh,
Speaker 3: I have a quarter?
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Going places?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I have in my I don't use
Speaker 3: cash because if I had cash, i'd buy lotto tickets.
Speaker 3: Because I'm a degenerate. Okay, so I don't.
Speaker 2: That's why I would.
Speaker 3: When I do carry cash, it's two dollar bills and
Speaker 3: change because you can't buy a lot of tickets.
Speaker 2: And the machines with those.
Speaker 1: Two dollars bills. Oh yeah, you are a two dollar
Speaker 1: bill guy.
Speaker 3: The only machines that take two dollars bills are the
Speaker 3: self checkout lanes and the supermarkets. You might not know that,
Speaker 3: but they work in there, huh. Or home depot. Any
Speaker 3: of those self checkout things will take a two dollar
Speaker 3: bill even though it's not depot advertised.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love the smell of a home.
Speaker 3: You know what store I loved the smell of and
Speaker 3: I miss but I would recognize it instantly, Toys r Us.
Speaker 3: You're gonna say that I'm crazy. Yeah, nod that smell yea.
Speaker 3: And some of the closed down Toys r us is
Speaker 3: that are now other stores that didn't clean very well
Speaker 3: and it still smells like a Toys r Us.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: I do too, like some of those Christmas shops and
Speaker 3: the Halloween stores. They take over vacant stores and they
Speaker 3: still smell like Toys r Us at Bath and Beyond
Speaker 3: also has a very very distinguishable smell.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, mine's closing. Mine just did in Jersey City.
Speaker 2: What the hell?
Speaker 1: I felt? Well, So here's what happened. It was closing
Speaker 1: down and I went in there. This was around Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Then I wound up going back and when I went
Speaker 1: I got a cureic for so cheap, a currig Mini.
Speaker 2: You told the story and you gave one to the lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was so nice. I actually didn't tell it
Speaker 1: on this but have a nice day.
Speaker 3: You did, Yeah, no, you did. I think that you
Speaker 3: need to start taking privage in prevagen. Yeah, memory loss?
Speaker 3: Does that have like a jellyfish?
Speaker 1: That was it? Wow?
Speaker 3: Anyway, So my time off was okay, you got COVID. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I worked the first no I had. I worked the
Speaker 3: first week from home, which timed out nicely because dude,
Speaker 3: there's lice popping out. I see that you need a
Speaker 3: haircut so badly.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going today, but my barber had COVID, so
Speaker 1: I couldn't go. And now he's back so I can
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So Amy, myself and my older daughter all had COVID.
Speaker 3: Somehow Cooper escaped it. She just like she loved it though.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now, because we figured that majority rules,
Speaker 3: so Amy, Ashley and I we ruled the house and
Speaker 3: Cooper was stuck in her room.
Speaker 1: Oh, she must have had the best time.
Speaker 2: She loved it.
Speaker 3: She was getting served food, she was on her things
Speaker 3: tiktoks and selling bracelets and god knows who what she
Speaker 3: was doing. I bet she was lowering buckets out of
Speaker 3: her window. We didn't even see it, Like she's bringing
Speaker 3: up stuff I don't know, like crazy deals that she's doing.
Speaker 3: But she's she's very smart, very creative, and she you know,
Speaker 3: did her thing. We didn't see her for hours at
Speaker 3: a time and she was fine, you know, so, but
Speaker 3: we're all over it now. Everything's great, good lot. We
Speaker 3: watched a lot of TV. We finished Happy Endings, so
Speaker 3: sad that it's done.
Speaker 1: Did you see my tweet? I did? Thank you.
Speaker 3: We finished Kim's Convenience, so sad that it's done. Loved
Speaker 3: that show so much. We watched the entire season four
Speaker 3: of Cobra Kai. You have to if you haven't Aka
Speaker 3: Polko on Apple TV Plus. Wonderful show, so under the radar,
Speaker 3: but you have to watch it. Okay, And turns out
Speaker 3: Elvis and I stayed in the hotel that is in
Speaker 3: that series.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy.
Speaker 3: Although even though that hotel is supposed to be an Acapulco,
Speaker 3: it's actually in Porto Bayarta. That's where that's where we stayed. Interesting,
Speaker 3: that was a long time ago when we used to
Speaker 3: be friends. Oh okay, that's nice. That's nice to say.
Speaker 3: Yellowstone is the one I need to start.
Speaker 2: Yes, and yellow Jackets, isn't it like yellow Jackets?
Speaker 1: Also, there's yellow Jackets and there's yellow Stone.
Speaker 2: One of them is a western, right, yeah, that's Yellowstone.
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch westerns. My mom has become
Speaker 1: obsessed with it.
Speaker 2: That guy, isn't it right?
Speaker 1: Okay? That actor, that actor is in it.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what else?
Speaker 3: I saw what and I should say this for our
Speaker 3: Friday movie chats. But I saw Sane Almost Fire. Amy
Speaker 3: made me watch it. It was good.
Speaker 2: Everyone was like, did you love it?
Speaker 1: It was okay.
Speaker 3: It was one of those the eighties, one of those
Speaker 3: eighties movies. You know that this song in that movie
Speaker 3: played in shop Right yesterday. It played in shop Right
Speaker 3: yesterday time. I love that song. I was so excited
Speaker 3: to hear it in they played that song. You don't
Speaker 3: know any of the words, but yeah, that's the song.
Speaker 1: I could tell you. The New Horizon of Fun a
Speaker 1: tough and I saw Philadelphia the other night. Oh that
Speaker 1: one makes me cry every time. Yeah, it's a sad movie.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I never saw that. Well in nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety three, you still haven't seen Jurassic Park, so that's true.
Speaker 2: I have not that.
Speaker 1: Okay, can I tell you a fun fact I learned?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Well, whatever the velociraptors when they talk in Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1: Guess what that comes from. Um, I don't know. The
Speaker 1: guy who did the sound effects recorded the turtles mating
Speaker 1: at the Zoo, the one that we play on the
Speaker 1: show sometimes. Yes, yes, yes, that's turtles having sex. But
Speaker 1: that movie so old and that sound clip is not
Speaker 1: that old. Well, turtles have been having sex for many years,
Speaker 1: so it's maybe not just that clip.
Speaker 2: Maybe no one stuck a microphone in their face for
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess not. Yeah, Okay, fun fact, just saying,
Speaker 1: now you can go tell people it got really cold.
Speaker 3: It's not cold in here like you say it is.
Speaker 3: It's freezing, but it's very cold outside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got that. We got that. No storm the
Speaker 2: other day, damn it. I was so excited.
Speaker 3: They were like, oh, one to three inches and everyone
Speaker 3: was like putting salt down and all the parking lots
Speaker 3: and whatever, and we got nothing.
Speaker 1: Well, it's supposed to snow Friday. If you're yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're in the Tri state area.
Speaker 3: That means nothing to people, because there are other people
Speaker 3: that live in three states across the country. The New
Speaker 3: York metropolitan area is what you should say.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well you say tri state someone that lives
Speaker 1: in Florida.
Speaker 3: It could be Florida and Georgia and whatever's next to
Speaker 3: it Texas. I don't know, right, Yeah, I guess you're right, Scott.
Speaker 3: Texas is on top of the Panhandle, isn't it. I'm
Speaker 3: not good with maps.
Speaker 1: Yes, is it?
Speaker 2: Are you sure? Does Texas touch Florida?
Speaker 1: Goes?
Speaker 3: No, Texas does not touch Florida. Texas is in the
Speaker 3: middle and Florida is all the way on the right.
Speaker 3: What touches Florida at the Puisiana Mississippi?
Speaker 1: Florida?
Speaker 3: Okay, what touches Florida on the panhandle? What state Georgia? No,
Speaker 3: Georgia's to the right, Mississippi to the left. Yes, okay,
Speaker 3: all right, Louisiana is closer to Texas because of New Orleans.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty okay with geography, but sometimes not so much.
Speaker 3: Should we do a state test? No, we did that.
Speaker 3: You did that once. You gave me that piece of paper.
Speaker 3: You gave everyone that piece of paper, and you made everyone.
Speaker 3: I took pictures of it because everyone did so bad.
Speaker 3: I can do pretty well. It's just like more of
Speaker 3: like I just.
Speaker 1: Want to double check now, now you've got me double
Speaker 1: checking myself.
Speaker 3: Like the Northwest, and you know what if I had
Speaker 3: a drive Oh wait, no, no, it's Alabama.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida.
Speaker 3: You know what's pretty cool? We have listeners that listen
Speaker 3: in every state in this nation.
Speaker 1: Pretty much. Yeah, no, definitely, absolutely much. Do you hear
Speaker 1: from all of them?
Speaker 3: Yes, they all tweet in, They all tweet in. You
Speaker 3: know what, why don't you do that? Go on Twitter?
Speaker 3: Serial killers? PC, Carlo and Anthony? Did that just hashtag
Speaker 3: the state you're in.
Speaker 2: I'm curious.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I wonder if we get fifty different ones.
Speaker 1: I wonder if Scott could make a map, right other Scott, Yeah, Newman.
Speaker 1: If he could go one line and make a map,
Speaker 1: and then you could just click your state and say
Speaker 1: I'm listening from and then we could just see a
Speaker 1: map and it would all be colored in.
Speaker 2: The thing is, though, anyone could just go click on
Speaker 2: any state.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we're not going to ask for people's
Speaker 1: verified No, they could just tweet in saying they're from Florida.
Speaker 3: Okay, dude, but but it's they're more likely to tweet
Speaker 3: in where they're actually from. If they went to an
Speaker 3: interactive map and there was like two states missing, they're
Speaker 3: gonna just click.
Speaker 1: There would for the fun of it. I would. I
Speaker 1: would love to do that.
Speaker 2: Do you think someone's listening in Hawaii right now? What
Speaker 2: do they say?
Speaker 1: Aloha Aloha? No, but there's something else chaka bra mahalow.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, mahalo hollow.
Speaker 2: That's where the King's Hawaiian When they send bread, it
Speaker 2: says mahallow.
Speaker 1: I really want to go to Alaska. That's my new thing.
Speaker 1: I would like to go to Alaska so you can
Speaker 1: get baked what Oh god, that was terrible. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I have to play just this.
Speaker 2: That's too loud. That's too loud. Now that was loud.
Speaker 1: That's too loud. Yes, that's how I feel about your
Speaker 1: baked Alaska joke.
Speaker 2: I would like to try that. I don't think I've
Speaker 2: ever had baked Alaska.
Speaker 1: It's delicious.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's one of those ambrosia type things
Speaker 3: that people just don't have because it's old timey, but
Speaker 3: it's probably really good.
Speaker 1: So baked Alaska, if I'm remembering correctly, needs to be
Speaker 1: lit on fire. Yeah, so what We're not going to
Speaker 1: do is make a baked Alaska.
Speaker 2: Because as you probably have a Spoonies episode when we
Speaker 2: have another deal with wax Cabin, we will have baked
Speaker 2: Alaska because there's already fire here. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sure, maybe I'm thinking of Cherry's Jewbilee because that goes
Speaker 3: on fire too. Banana flambay also that my god, I
Speaker 3: love a good banana Floh wait.
Speaker 2: So hold on, bit, can you look up baked Alaska?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Is it shake like?
Speaker 3: Is it like meringue on top of Also, and it's
Speaker 3: like burnt. I gotta watch my cholesterol though I can't.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can't keep bringing up your cholesterol.
Speaker 2: No, I gotta be careful.
Speaker 1: You say this, and then in like three months you're
Speaker 1: gonna be like Andy, I've never been heavier. You know
Speaker 1: what this is, Toby.
Speaker 3: But you know what I actually should do is my
Speaker 3: mom has one of these. Like while I'm sitting here,
Speaker 3: I should be having that pedal thing down below, you know,
Speaker 3: I should just be pedaling the whole that's a baked Alaska?
Speaker 2: Is that ice cream inside?
Speaker 1: I guess known as a bombay Alaska? Omelet no a
Speaker 1: vigeme no I don't do all that. Just what's surprise?
Speaker 1: What's in it? It's a dessert consisting of ice cream
Speaker 1: cake and cake top with browned merengue merangue merengue.
Speaker 3: Is christ Well, how do they how do they bake
Speaker 3: it with ice cream in it? Is it not actually
Speaker 3: baked the meringue on top? Is that they they with
Speaker 3: the flame thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Prch Yeah, okay, huh huh. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 3: had that.
Speaker 1: I feel like I have meant either, I didn't know
Speaker 1: it was ice cream on the inside.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Speaking of cherries, Jewbeilee, I was jewbilist yesterday because there
Speaker 3: were what doesn't that mean happy?
Speaker 2: Excited?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Tell me why your jewbil is because there's cherries
Speaker 3: in the supermarket.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 3: Okay, they're stupid expensive and they're probably awful, but I
Speaker 3: bought a bag of them.
Speaker 2: I was eight dollars. I love them so much.
Speaker 1: Unless they're are she no cherries?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we talked about that. Yeah, but I love regular cherries.
Speaker 3: And they're in the store because it's kind of like
Speaker 3: flip flop seasons on the other side of the world,
Speaker 3: so like, yeah, it's their summer, right, so cherries are around. Yeah,
Speaker 3: everything below the equator. Although that's their summer. It's weird though,
Speaker 3: because they I think they said American USA Northwest cherries.
Speaker 2: Huh. I'm gonna have to look at the bag because
Speaker 2: now I'm very confused.
Speaker 1: Oh that's part investigative.
Speaker 3: My Brussels sprouts are growing now, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: You grew Brussels sprouts?
Speaker 3: Okay, So I have a vegetable garden every year. Uh huh,
Speaker 3: and the yield is very poor. You're a bad farmer.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I learned about that when I was in Iowa because
Speaker 3: I was hanging out with the corn farmer. But so
Speaker 3: my corn, you know, was terrible. And I actually just
Speaker 3: listened to the episode where you said you made corn
Speaker 3: in your backyard. Yes, I made corn, but so I
Speaker 3: grew all different vegetables and the tomatoes are generally pretty good.
Speaker 3: But this year I planted Brussels sprouts and nothing happened.
Speaker 3: They were just big. It was just the big the leaves,
Speaker 3: and that was it. I'm like, where are the spring?
Speaker 3: Where are they hold on? We'll find out where the
Speaker 3: sprouts are.
Speaker 2: Right after this.
Speaker 3: Okay, So a couple of days ago I went into
Speaker 3: the backyard because the landscaper came and they tore up
Speaker 3: the whole vegetable guard and all the stuff that was dead.
Speaker 3: They tore it up. But they left the celery, which
Speaker 3: was never good. I love celery, I do too, but
Speaker 3: it didn't grow nicely.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: It grew beautifully and it looks like delicious celery, but
Speaker 3: it tastes like ass sandwich.
Speaker 1: Well that's what you said your corn tasted like too.
Speaker 2: Right, So maybe it's the soil. Maybe we just have
Speaker 2: bad soil.
Speaker 3: So but they left the celery, and they left the
Speaker 3: Brussels sprouts for some reason, probably because they were still green.
Speaker 3: And I'm not sure if you know how Brussels sprout.
Speaker 3: First of all, it's Brussels sprouts. I don't know if
Speaker 3: you know that it's Brussels sprouts. So if you see
Speaker 3: on a menu where it says Brussels sprouts, it's wrong. Anyway,
Speaker 3: I'll be sure to highlight that to the five people.
Speaker 3: I'd send that text message. So I'm not sure if
Speaker 3: you ever saw care that much fresh Brussels sprouts in store.
Speaker 3: Not when they're in the container with the cellofie on
Speaker 3: top of it. But they grow on a stalk like
Speaker 3: they grow like. Okay, sorry, I just hit you like picture,
Speaker 3: you're like your bamboo stalk. Yeah, with Brussels sprouts growing
Speaker 3: out of the side. That's what it looks like. That's
Speaker 3: what it looks like. And so they're growing their little
Speaker 3: baby Brussels sprouts growing out of the ground.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna take a picture and send it to you.
Speaker 2: Actually have a picture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so while I find this picture, talk about vegetables.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, I do enjoy some good celery. I bananas
Speaker 1: are good. Yeah, it's not a vegetable. That's what else
Speaker 1: do I enjoy? Look I oh, okay, yep, thanks, thanks, okay, look,
Speaker 1: oh I don't like the look of that. Why that
Speaker 1: I have the weird I don't like the look of that.
Speaker 1: I'm going to show it to that's freaky looking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's weird. It looks like it's pimpled.
Speaker 2: But that's how they grow. They grow on, they grow
Speaker 2: on the stalk.
Speaker 1: Hold on, that's weird. Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't make it bigger.
Speaker 1: I tried. Yeah, that's very strange looking. Wait you didn't
Speaker 1: know how to make the picture bigger?
Speaker 2: No, get out of here.
Speaker 1: How did you not know how to make the picture
Speaker 1: bigger because it wasn't there. Look, I'm gonna show it again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like a pimply leg. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: I think like growing your own produce and then eating
Speaker 3: it is great.
Speaker 1: You say that, and then every time that you bring
Speaker 1: it up, you're like, yeah, we did it, it was great.
Speaker 1: Just kidding. Tasted like the only.
Speaker 3: Thing that's ever really good at tomatoes. I've never really
Speaker 3: had much success with anything else other than tomatoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Even the cucumbers most of the time are gross.
Speaker 3: You know, We've been eating a lot lately, and thankfully
Speaker 3: it's the one thing that my daughter actually likes. Cooper
Speaker 3: likes the little Kirby cucumbers. They come in like a
Speaker 3: pack of six. She douses them with salt, and she's
Speaker 3: gonna have what is it, it's not diabetes?
Speaker 1: What's the salt? One?
Speaker 2: Is it diabetes? Also?
Speaker 3: You think so sodium something like a heart attack something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's heart to eat. You're not supposed to have so
Speaker 3: much salt. She douses them in salt, and she puts
Speaker 3: salt on everything.
Speaker 1: What I do is I found this recipe online. I
Speaker 1: get the cucumber cut it put soy sauce on it.
Speaker 2: That's not happening.
Speaker 1: I do a little bit of rice vinegar and then
Speaker 1: I do chili oil. Yeah, children don't eat that delicious.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it is so good. But because I could
Speaker 1: eat soy sauce by itself, so soy, yeah, soy. So
Speaker 1: he's a good boy boy. He has a good boy boy.
Speaker 1: How is your dog? He got a haircut. He looked good,
Speaker 1: and he's ahead of me, and that he looks.
Speaker 3: Amy and him have this thing, don't. I don't like
Speaker 3: they've bonded with each other. And I don't know that
Speaker 3: he likes me as much as he likes her. It's
Speaker 3: weird because at the very beginning it was kind of
Speaker 3: the opposite. Amy didn't really like like not she didn't
Speaker 3: like him. But they weren't like on the same you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. Like our last dog, Boomer, he
Speaker 3: was all up in art all the time. He was
Speaker 3: always around us. He would follow us all over the place.
Speaker 3: Sawyer like, where are your buddy? And he's like curled
Speaker 3: up by the toilet, and he doesn't want any to
Speaker 3: do with you. But now Amy and him have this thing.
Speaker 3: They have their routine. They go outside in the morning,
Speaker 3: sits there and waits for a piece of cheese, and
Speaker 3: you know, his head tilts in the whole thing.
Speaker 1: That's adorable.
Speaker 3: But me, I'm like, he just I don't know. Although
Speaker 3: we have been doing this thing lately where he'll chase
Speaker 3: me around the house and I'll run faster than him
Speaker 3: and he'll whine, you know, while he's trying to catch me.
Speaker 3: Do your dog makes that noise kind of he whimpers,
Speaker 3: He whimpers. I was trying to do a whimper so
Speaker 3: well that was not even close to a whimper. Now
Speaker 3: you literally just went Meah. Anyway, we're still thinking of
Speaker 3: maybe getting a second dog. We want another Assie, but
Speaker 3: we want them one with a tail. And there's only
Speaker 3: one breeder we know of in California that has Okay,
Speaker 3: don't buy dogs. I get it, I get it. I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry. Okay, you believe your stuff. I'll believe mine. Anyway,
Speaker 3: there's this breeder in California who leaves the tails on
Speaker 3: and she does all this like sensory stuff with them,
Speaker 3: and we did a lot of research on her and
Speaker 3: she's spectacular. And what did they look like with tails?
Speaker 3: An Aussie with a tail but like, so Luna's tail
Speaker 3: it looks like a border Collie. It looks like a
Speaker 3: border Collie because border collies have tails and they're like
Speaker 3: the sister dog of Aussie's.
Speaker 1: Okay, I need to google this because I just know
Speaker 1: Luna's tail when she hers is almost like like a sail.
Speaker 1: It was so okay, thank you for it's something in
Speaker 1: my mouth. Gross, hair on my tongue. Great, probably from
Speaker 1: one of the cereals we eat before we recorded this.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if my fingers are clean o ye.
Speaker 3: Anyway, but the only thing that we're concerned about is
Speaker 3: that it's gonna knock things over. We've never had a
Speaker 3: dog with a tail before, and they're gonna it's like
Speaker 3: gonna knock over flower pots and stuff when they get excited.
Speaker 2: Does that happen?
Speaker 1: No, Luna pretty much has control of her tail. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so cute. Yeah that Yeah, they have good tails.
Speaker 3: Right, that's a door. Oh my cat, very very rarely
Speaker 3: see an Aussie. I get that dog in a second.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that thing is so adorable.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: By the way, you can follow Aussy Sawyer on Instagram.
Speaker 3: It's Aussy Underscore Sawyer.
Speaker 1: Hmm mm hmm, that was a nice little plug you
Speaker 1: did there. Why not?
Speaker 3: Although you know what, Ashley will not relinquish power of
Speaker 3: that handle to us, like we don't know what the
Speaker 3: password is, and she says she doesn't either, and I
Speaker 3: don't believe her, but I feel like we could do
Speaker 3: much better content than her.
Speaker 2: She'll just post a picture with.
Speaker 3: Him like like she doesn't even post smiling pictures of him,
Speaker 3: like you want a dog to smile.
Speaker 1: We have Luna's Instagram, Luna Bella Graham. Oh look at
Speaker 1: that plug. She has a whole variety of pictures and
Speaker 1: sometimes I ask my sister, why would you post that
Speaker 1: one of lunas it's not a flattering picture like this
Speaker 1: one was so cute though it is adorable. She is
Speaker 1: so cute. Look at that dog. Yeah, she's wearing glasses.
Speaker 1: How did she get glasses?
Speaker 2: Well, because she has cataracts.
Speaker 1: So cute. What about that one where she snuggled up
Speaker 1: in bed.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's do this. We'll save this for the dog
Speaker 2: Chat podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's another one.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be the Friday one dog Chat.
Speaker 1: Dog Chat. Yeah, so it's just gonna be bold chat
Speaker 1: on specific things.
Speaker 2: Just for dogs.
Speaker 1: Okay, I would love that if I got to pet
Speaker 1: dogs every Friday.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're not gonna have dogs. They We're
Speaker 3: just gonna talk dogs. It's gonna be dog talk.
Speaker 1: No, if I can't pet the dog, I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about them. I don't know much about dogs.
Speaker 2: Amy is texting me, Am, I allowed to look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not gonna call you out like you call
Speaker 1: me out. Well, I mean, I don't know. Is it
Speaker 1: important I need to ask you something? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: are you recording? Yes? Recording? Uh? Oh, looks like someone's
Speaker 1: in the dog house or or oh that was a
Speaker 1: good one.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 3: So I saw a nice mask fight yesterday, two of
Speaker 3: them actually, really Oh what a mask holl There was
Speaker 3: one at the supermarket and then there was one outside
Speaker 3: in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The one in the supermarket like did the chin thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So the lady was like, it needs to be over
Speaker 3: your nose. He's like whatever, and she like, sir, he
Speaker 3: needs to be over your nose.
Speaker 1: And he wouldn't do it.
Speaker 3: He just kept like beeping his things, and she's like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call security, and so he put it up
Speaker 3: then and went right back down, and she called security
Speaker 3: over and it was a whole thing. I got scared
Speaker 3: and left because that's what I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then the second one, see this is when I
Speaker 3: was driving around looking for cereal because I needed cereal
Speaker 3: for serial killers. And then so I was in the
Speaker 3: parking lot of the Walmart supermarket place, not the big Walmart,
Speaker 3: but the Walmart grocery store. It's just it's just called
Speaker 3: neighborhood market and I heard someone screaming bloody murder at somebody,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I want to look, but
Speaker 3: I also don't. It's kind of weird, Like I don't
Speaker 3: want to look at the person that's getting yelled at
Speaker 3: because I feel bad for them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like if it was like an old guy or something
Speaker 3: like that, all I would think about is like this
Speaker 3: old guy getting yelled at, and I would feel bad
Speaker 3: about it, and I would just think about it all
Speaker 3: the time. So I didn't look at the person getting
Speaker 3: yelled at. I just listened and kept walking. And they
Speaker 3: were screaming at this person like so you mother, effort
Speaker 3: blah blah blah, mask this, you covid that.
Speaker 2: The whole thing.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know what's going on, but I
Speaker 3: don't like it. So I walked into the store. I
Speaker 3: got my five boxes of cereal. I came out and
Speaker 3: the police were there, and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: And then I felt like, me, well, now I feel bad.
Speaker 3: Maybe I should have helped because they were two not
Speaker 3: older people but older than me, you know, and they
Speaker 3: were standing there talking to the cop, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: maybe I should have gone over.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to get I don't want to
Speaker 1: get hit, you know, I want to get hid.
Speaker 3: This person was yelling loud, and if I went over,
Speaker 3: like excuse me, miss, maybe you just shouldn't be so
Speaker 3: nasty to them.
Speaker 1: You know what was the fight over?
Speaker 3: It had to be like COVID masks something because I
Speaker 3: heard every other word was f But then I also
Speaker 3: heard mask and COVID, so it happens not wearing a mask.
Speaker 2: I didn't look because I was scared, so I just
Speaker 2: kept walking.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I don't like to get into confrontational situations. I just
Speaker 3: don't like it. Yeah, if I have to, I will, Okay,
Speaker 3: you know, if if somebody is getting hurt or somebody's
Speaker 3: doing something, I'll I'll step in because either that or
Speaker 3: I'll just call nine one one real.
Speaker 2: Quick and take a picture.
Speaker 1: See you're going to break up a fight?
Speaker 3: No, but it depends, dude, if there's like two dudes
Speaker 3: like you know, like doing, I'm I'm calling the police
Speaker 3: and walking away fast.
Speaker 1: With my legal situation right now is if you saw
Speaker 1: a fight, you'd be able to break it up. No,
Speaker 1: if you saw that, you.
Speaker 3: Could look if within reason that you will break up
Speaker 3: a fight if somebody was messing with like an older
Speaker 3: person or an elderly person.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't know because you just said you keep your
Speaker 1: head down and go. Look.
Speaker 3: Just like on the airplane, did you see the video
Speaker 3: of the airplane where that lady punched the eighty year
Speaker 3: old guy in the face.
Speaker 1: That was insane?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: If I was there, I'd be like lady, you know.
Speaker 1: And she wasn't even wearing a mask herself.
Speaker 3: That's the whole thing that was what was so spectacular
Speaker 3: about it. What an idiot she yelling at this guy
Speaker 3: for not wearing a mask and hers is not on.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 2: I hate everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get people that do that. I feel
Speaker 1: like you, what is it you attract? You track the
Speaker 1: flies with the honey. Uh huh, then the vinegar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: isn't that the same?
Speaker 3: You'll you attract more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she be sweet.
Speaker 1: Ye. If you see someone doing it, then tell them
Speaker 1: to put it up. But if they won't and they're
Speaker 1: acting like an idiot, or if they're the ones who
Speaker 1: come to you and be like, hey, why are you
Speaker 1: wearing a mask? I've already come up with my excuse
Speaker 1: if that happens. If somebody came up to me and
Speaker 1: was like, hey, why are you wearing a mask? I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I have a very sick grandparent at home,
Speaker 1: my grandma. She already passed away, so I don't feel
Speaker 1: too bad.
Speaker 3: We could just do like GANI does and just say
Speaker 3: I have COVID now wooooo, and then pull it down
Speaker 3: it spit on them.
Speaker 1: They well, that's yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh that's AsSalt, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We don't want to get put in jail. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not worth it.
Speaker 3: So can I do like you do and like I
Speaker 3: make a phone call and go outside for a second,
Speaker 3: because you do that to me all the time. I mean,
Speaker 3: we could always end it. We're thirty minutes no, no, no,
Speaker 3: you think you could handle it for like two minutes. See,
Speaker 3: that's what you do to me all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but all the time my boss is calling me now,
Speaker 3: so I need.
Speaker 1: To answer, and we don't want to end it.
Speaker 3: Well no, because people have become accustomed to forty fifty
Speaker 3: minute episodes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but maybe we should just end it at thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: I tell you what, Let me find out how much
Speaker 2: longer do I have?
Speaker 1: Question mark? That sounds really ominous. Why how much longer
Speaker 1: do I am?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, not much.
Speaker 1: You know, with the cholesterol and all you with the
Speaker 1: damn cholesterol. You can't just say things and not know
Speaker 1: what they mean. Well, I went and I had a
Speaker 1: blood test on because just because you had a blood
Speaker 1: test done, you don't understand the result.
Speaker 2: Listen, your blood pressure is going up. It is blacks.
Speaker 3: I had a physical like three weeks a month ago,
Speaker 3: already at this point, and I just went and did
Speaker 3: the blood work over. As soon as I was cleared
Speaker 3: from COVID, I went and got my blood work done.
Speaker 3: And first of all, this woman was so not I
Speaker 3: thank you Quest Diagnostics. It took forever to get an
Speaker 3: appointment because everything is COVID, COVID COVID, so people that
Speaker 3: just need regular stuff were having a tough time getting in,
Speaker 3: and I get it, but you know, maybe they should
Speaker 3: have a separate, dedicated thing to non COVID stuff.
Speaker 2: But that's beside the point. Anyway.
Speaker 3: So I went in and this woman was there, and
Speaker 3: while I was in the waiting room, I heard like
Speaker 3: a little boy screaming bloody murder.
Speaker 1: I hate this place.
Speaker 2: Get me out of here. Oh I'm so hungry.
Speaker 3: And I said to the older lady in the waiting room, like,
Speaker 3: that's gonna be me in five minutes, you'll see, you know.
Speaker 3: So I went in because you know me, I'm so
Speaker 3: sca'm I'm sweating thinking about it right now, I'm starting
Speaker 3: I feel it. I feel the sweat on my chest.
Speaker 3: And I said to her, like I do all the time,
Speaker 3: I'm like that kid that was in here before. That's
Speaker 3: gonna be me, just to let you know, I'm a
Speaker 3: giant baby. I can't deal with this, and please be gentle. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And she said, I'm very squeamish as well, so I
Speaker 3: will treat your arm like it's my arm. And I
Speaker 3: thought that was very sweet, you know, But then they
Speaker 3: put the freaking rubber thing around your arm and you
Speaker 3: feel your pulse beating in your arm, and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, ah, this is it. Here we go. But
Speaker 2: she was actually pretty good with it, and I think
Speaker 2: I still have the.
Speaker 1: Mark, but oh wow, such a truper. She was very.
Speaker 3: Gentle and she only took She's like, I said, you're done,
Speaker 3: and she's like, yep, she only took one.
Speaker 2: She only took one vial, so that was it.
Speaker 3: And I told Amy that She's like, really, when I
Speaker 3: give blood, you know how much they take. I'm like,
Speaker 3: please don't tell me. Apparently they take like bag fulls.
Speaker 1: Right, my sister, she gives blood all the time, or
Speaker 1: she has to just for other things. And yet she's
Speaker 1: had so much taken in one day that it's like absurd.
Speaker 1: She sent me like a picture of how much crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to know about it.
Speaker 1: It sucks because I understand that you can't, so I'm
Speaker 1: not going to force you. I would love to, but
Speaker 1: after I had COVID, I gave my plasma because it's needed,
Speaker 1: especially in hospitals. M H. And I'm just saying, you
Speaker 1: get free socks. That that was fun. I half my socks.
Speaker 3: I got free Metch tickets that time. Remember, No, I
Speaker 3: went to give blood and they put feger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they still.
Speaker 2: Gave me the tickets. I couldn't give blood though.
Speaker 1: Plasma you can plasma?
Speaker 2: What I can get plasma?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to, but you'd be helping people,
Speaker 3: but I physically can't. Plasma is different because it's honestly,
Speaker 3: how do they take that? They just go, oh, I'll
Speaker 3: have plasma please, it just comes out of it. Or
Speaker 3: if this is I'm sure they jammed something into you,
Speaker 3: two of them, you know, one in each arm. No,
Speaker 3: thank you, but it does so much good sweating.
Speaker 1: It's like forty five minutes. You just sit in a chair,
Speaker 1: you get a little cold, and you just watch TV
Speaker 1: the whole time.
Speaker 2: I am a good person, Andrew, I'm I'm very giving,
Speaker 2: and I would.
Speaker 3: Love to understand. It's not for everybody, and it's free.
Speaker 3: I would love to give it.
Speaker 1: Would Amy do it?
Speaker 3: Yes, she's she is a blood giver because she has
Speaker 3: that universal the universal thing she has. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: she's what's the universal letter? Oh a oh oh oh
Speaker 3: plus positive.
Speaker 1: O positive can give to anybody, and I think can
Speaker 1: also take from everybody got it own negative can give
Speaker 1: to everybody, but can only get from oh negative.
Speaker 2: I think I'm an a.
Speaker 1: I'm oh negative. I don't know what I am.
Speaker 2: I should know my blood type, right, Amy knows my
Speaker 2: blood type. I don't.
Speaker 1: You should.
Speaker 3: I should if you had the Red Cross app you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: but you know it's just the word blood makes me
Speaker 3: so I can't. I don't even want to know what
Speaker 3: my type is.
Speaker 1: Well, if you've had COVID, because I know there's going
Speaker 1: to be a whole bunch of new people that just
Speaker 1: had COVID. See if you can go give plasma, it's
Speaker 1: a really good thing. It takes about thirty to forty
Speaker 1: five minutes and you get free socks or shirt. Isn't
Speaker 1: a shirt?
Speaker 2: Isn't that just a fancy name for also blood?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Well, what do they do that you have a different
Speaker 3: orifice that they stick your thing in. If they stick
Speaker 3: a needle and blood comes.
Speaker 2: Out, they filter it, right, but it's still blood and
Speaker 2: it comes out like pea color, but it's also blood,
Speaker 2: but it's used differently. But they still are taking blood,
Speaker 2: is what I'm saying. They can't take other liquids from you.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, if you wanted to pee in a cup,
Speaker 1: that's technically a liquid, but.
Speaker 2: They can't do anything with that. I don't think.
Speaker 1: Let's see what plasma. What they say about the plasma
Speaker 1: cute louna hold on.
Speaker 3: This reminds me again of that Tom and Jerry cartoon
Speaker 3: what we talked about a while ago, the dog plasma,
Speaker 3: Remember that one?
Speaker 1: I don't you do? We talked about it, and it's
Speaker 1: the largest part of your blood when separated from the
Speaker 1: rest of the blood. It's a light yellow liquid yet
Speaker 1: looks like pea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it comes out as blood.
Speaker 1: Plasma carries water, salts, and enzymes. It's to take nutrients, hormones,
Speaker 1: and proteins to the parts of the body that need it.
Speaker 1: Cells also put their waste into cells also put their
Speaker 1: waste products into the plasta.
Speaker 2: Medical things.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: It's going to be an issue for me when I
Speaker 3: ever have to, Like, did I tell you that I
Speaker 3: need to go.
Speaker 2: For a colonoscopy?
Speaker 1: Right? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's going to be a problem for me. Even
Speaker 3: though they're not like extracting anything or putting.
Speaker 1: A needle in me, Well they are. They put you under.
Speaker 2: That's thing that they put in you is much bigger
Speaker 2: than a needle.
Speaker 1: Well, again, they're not gonna show you that, Like, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna be passing out, and they're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: here it is.
Speaker 3: What if I wake up in the middle, You're not
Speaker 3: gonna wake up in the middle. I've heard that happens.
Speaker 3: I hear people wake up in the middle of things,
Speaker 3: and like, what, Well, if.
Speaker 1: You tell them your accurate body weight, you won't unless
Speaker 1: you're anesthesiologist has something against you. What do you think
Speaker 1: IM gonna lie I'm one sixty something about you. I
Speaker 1: could see you being like, no.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell them. I'm gonna tell them I'm three hundred.
Speaker 3: So they give me extra no, because that's how you die. Oh,
Speaker 3: so they just have to give you just the right amount.
Speaker 3: That takes a lot of skill.
Speaker 1: That's why it's a profession that people go to medical
Speaker 1: school for and become doctors for.
Speaker 3: M Yeah, I don't think I could be I can't
Speaker 3: be anything, and I'm sorry, but I can't even be
Speaker 3: like someone that takes the sheets off the beds. I
Speaker 3: can't do anything in a hospital.
Speaker 1: So you can't be a nurse, Nope, couldn't be a
Speaker 1: cleaner at a hospital.
Speaker 2: Maybe I know.
Speaker 3: And I couldn't deliver food either because I would feel
Speaker 3: bad for the people and I would see liquids dripping
Speaker 3: out of things.
Speaker 2: That's a problem.
Speaker 3: It was just like when when Amy was in the
Speaker 3: delivery room and I was I was shocked that I
Speaker 3: was able to go in there with her and like
Speaker 3: there's liquids dripping like out of tubes and stuff, and
Speaker 3: I was like it was so difficult for me. I
Speaker 3: was sweating worse than she was. I mean, she's a trooper,
Speaker 3: damn right. But you were there for the whole birth, the
Speaker 3: whole thing, both of them, both of them, and.
Speaker 1: You saw everything going on.
Speaker 3: They had the sheet up, I think, and I didn't
Speaker 3: really look. I smelled because they was like they well no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: because it was a sea section. Both of them were
Speaker 3: sea sections. So they like, don't they like cut? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: I remember, like the burning bone smell. Don't they cut something?
Speaker 2: If you want to know, I could tell you, my friend, stop,
Speaker 2: I'm begging you to stop. I am, I am, I'm
Speaker 2: begging you.
Speaker 1: Let go. You found in take graphic details about it,
Speaker 1: and let me tell you something. Can't Andrew, Well, women
Speaker 1: have to go through giving birth. I thank god every
Speaker 1: damn a man. But females are the strongest people on
Speaker 1: the entire planet. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 2: My jacket off sweating.
Speaker 3: You said you were cold before, so you said you
Speaker 3: were cold, and you turned the heat up.
Speaker 2: I see that you did it. Yeah, it's seventy one.
Speaker 2: Now it's no, it's seventy two. It went up.
Speaker 3: Look at it underneath with the little flame thing is there,
Speaker 3: which means that seventy the heat is on. I know
Speaker 3: it's seventy one. It's below it is seventy Glenn Fry
Speaker 3: style what.
Speaker 1: Heat his own gay?
Speaker 2: It is almost fire higher and hik.
Speaker 1: Know what other song I really love from the eighties.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the late seventies. No, it's the eighties Young
Speaker 1: Turks Oh from Rod Stewart. Oh my god, I love
Speaker 1: that song. It's one of my all time favorites.
Speaker 2: Why Young Hetfreed and Night Oh boy?
Speaker 3: Alright, Peter Brady, your your voice is cracked. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: I gotta hit that high note. That's one of my
Speaker 3: all time favorite songs. I would go on record as
Speaker 3: saying that, really, yeah, yeah, one of my favorites. All right,
Speaker 3: if you do have an all time favorite, all time favorite. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't think like that. It'd take me a while
Speaker 3: to think.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's probably some Green Day song. I'm saying, you have, Like,
Speaker 1: what's one of them?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I like songs.
Speaker 2: I don't know the Vegas response I've ever, I don't
Speaker 2: really have. There's not only people could give like one
Speaker 2: or two exams. I don't have it. There's not like
Speaker 2: one song.
Speaker 1: When it comes, I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I like peaches, mister Jones. Peaches come in a can.
Speaker 3: They were put there by a man in a factory downtown.
Speaker 3: Do you have it in here?
Speaker 1: I don't why because you just sang it.
Speaker 2: Oh look what Sam got me?
Speaker 3: And I don't know why she would think that I
Speaker 3: would like this, So she got me a pooping dog calendar.
Speaker 3: I think that dogs are very embarrassed, like, look at
Speaker 3: the dogs know that they're pooping? Yeah, right, So they
Speaker 3: don't want you to look at them because they turn
Speaker 3: around and look at you with those eyes like why.
Speaker 2: Are you or are they not?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do they realize? Do they realize what they're doing? Do
Speaker 3: they think that it's a bad thing or everybody poops.
Speaker 3: You know, maybe they just think that we're weird because
Speaker 3: we go into a bathroom and close the door. Maybe,
Speaker 3: although Sawyer breaks the door down and likes to sit
Speaker 3: down next to my feet, I don't know why it's
Speaker 3: the weirdest. When he hears the bathroom door close, he
Speaker 3: comes and scratches on and I have to let him in. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't want to watch dogs poop.
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't not into poop.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's very nice of her to give
Speaker 1: you a gift.
Speaker 3: Although there was this one time that I was in
Speaker 3: Virginia Beach with Cubby, you know, our friend Cubby. Yes,
Speaker 3: and I remember because we have it on video. We
Speaker 3: were driving through a neighborhood and there was a dog
Speaker 3: just like that pooping on the grass and I recorded
Speaker 3: it and on the radio was was I want to
Speaker 3: be rich?
Speaker 1: Remember that song? I want money, lots and lots of money.
Speaker 1: No idea what you're talking about? Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to be callaway, I want to be rich.
Speaker 3: I can play it from my phone, Callaway.
Speaker 2: I bet you we have it. Oh, my system signed off?
Speaker 1: What system signed off? Shut down? Hold? On Calloway, I
Speaker 1: want to puie in the sky. What is it called?
Speaker 2: Halloway? Tell me I want to be rich? Just type
Speaker 2: in I want to be rich, callaway?
Speaker 1: Hold on. Yes, it takes for ever.
Speaker 2: I bet I could do it faster.
Speaker 1: It's the worst thing in the entire world.
Speaker 2: Oh is this gonna work Bluetooth?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna try it.
Speaker 2: Go on, just go on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Well no, because I want to play it off of
Speaker 1: my phone, right, So can't you just play it from YouTube?
Speaker 1: I mean I could. I was going to play it
Speaker 1: off Apple Music, but I had been there Apple Music. Yeah,
Speaker 1: road castor pro I'm connected.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. See look at this.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see if this works. What am I doing?
Speaker 2: I want to be rich?
Speaker 1: I want to I think it's Wanna by Calloway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said that clear. This content is not authorized.
Speaker 2: Of course not. I think it was from some movie.
Speaker 1: Can you hear it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I don't hear anything. I don't.
Speaker 3: They're terrible. Oh you know why because huh whatever, dude,
Speaker 3: just forget it.
Speaker 1: You guys sing it?
Speaker 2: Fine? I did sing it. Look well it's muted. Oh no,
Speaker 2: it's not. This thing is so dumb.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Can we go?
Speaker 1: Okay? I thought I just heard something. You're scratching yourself, that's.
Speaker 2: What you're hearing?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 3: Anyway, Why isn't it playing on the bluetooth. You haven't
Speaker 3: figured this thing out yet?
Speaker 1: Well the bluetooth I did, and now I'm confused. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know about halloway. I want to be rich.
Speaker 1: I'll just play it from here. Oh it's gonna sound
Speaker 1: so lame. It's gonna sound so dame.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Oh yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: Whow I hear it? I don't want to hear the commercial?
Speaker 3: Can you skip the commercial? I can't skip it. We're
Speaker 3: not getting pay for that. That's not it. Skip it.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm I don't have the YouTube paid.
Speaker 2: Just skip it. Yeah, cash, that's what I need. Why
Speaker 2: this is fun? I like being able to do this.
Speaker 2: Are we allowed to play songs?
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds? Okay?
Speaker 2: So get to the hook?
Speaker 1: Oh want to be rich?
Speaker 2: I want to be rich, let it go, hold on,
Speaker 2: I want to be rich.
Speaker 1: Love.
Speaker 2: Piece of happiness, Yeah, full of love, piece of happiness.
Speaker 2: I want money, lots and lots of money. And the
Speaker 2: dog was pooping.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's really loud.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, turn it off, turn it off.
Speaker 3: Okay, why don't you at least get the karaoke version
Speaker 3: so you know what the words are?
Speaker 2: Anyway, stop, Well, you know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 3: This is a great idea because on another episode we're
Speaker 3: gonna do music trivia and I'm gonna play like notes
Speaker 3: of songs and you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Guess or vice versa.
Speaker 1: I'm amazing at that.
Speaker 2: I'm more amazing. We could do it like Beaches Ham Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm yeah, I'll beat ship and what could we go?
Speaker 1: I can hear your man emotion.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to bowl Chat.
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Speaker 1: And thanks.
Speaker 2: All right, man, yeah, until we see you on Monday.
Speaker 2: All right, say clink Andrew.
Speaker 1: Wait, hope, please let me get to the course. I
Speaker 1: just cranked.
Speaker 2: I gotta go the thing, okay, right.
Speaker 1: I want you to wear it your hair like his,
Speaker 1: the big Rochesterward eighties hair.
Speaker 2: I want you to do that.
Speaker 1: Hey, I gotta go, come.
Speaker 2: Breed and stop singing.
Speaker 1: Matt already texted me and he said, Andrew has to stop.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: He's probably like, wow, I love that song. Thank you
Speaker 1: for bringing clink, Andrew. Hey bye, clink clink clink.
Speaker 2: All right, don't let him push you down, don't let
Speaker 2: him push you around.
Speaker 1: Don't let him change your point of view. Room stop
Speaker 1: it hit the thing. Hey bye bye