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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings on that's twenties. Hello, hey, it's a great

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Speaker 1: day cable. Is this Adam? Uh no, this is not

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Speaker 1: this is his wife? I'm this is who? This is

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Speaker 1: his wife? This is christ Oh wait a second, this

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Speaker 1: isn't Adam Adam. No, my name is Christa and I

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Speaker 1: am his wife. You've heard of a wife, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got one. Her name's not christa doctor. Do you

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Speaker 1: know her name? Yeah? It's Megan. Okay, just checking? Yeah, okay, great,

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Speaker 1: then I can speak to you about your cable. How's

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Speaker 1: it working out? Huh zoom and fast? Uh no, it's

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Speaker 1: been out daily, you guys have been Yeah, I'm glad

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Speaker 1: we fixed it for you. I'm calling to just let

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Speaker 1: you know that we've closed the ticket off on that

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Speaker 1: and everything should be zooming away. So thank you for

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Speaker 1: being patient with us. Yeah, need to hang on. Yeah okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you send some people over right, have they done anything yet?

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Speaker 1: Can you see it on your head? Well? Right now,

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Speaker 1: all I can see as a computer screen in front

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Speaker 1: of me and a phone because I'm calling you from

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Speaker 1: the call shuh yeah, no, we have no WiFi. Still

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Speaker 1: none none, it was body and then it's been out

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Speaker 1: for two days. Blow hell out? Yeah, hello, yeah, Hi Krista. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh boy, that's embarrassing. Sep uh wow. UM's full transparency

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Speaker 1: on this one. Uh. I do have a sleep issues

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Speaker 1: and sometimes I nod off, and that hasn't happened a

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Speaker 1: while at work. So I apologize. You were saying that

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Speaker 1: the cable is zooming fast and I wanted to ask

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Speaker 1: me do a customer satisfaction There will be no customer

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Speaker 1: satisfaction survey until you shix the thing that you said.

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Speaker 1: You're oh my god, yo, oh my goodness. Hello, yeah, hello?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to get someone else on the phone

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Speaker 1: for me? Well? No, I mean I can help you

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Speaker 1: out right now. I'm sorry about that. Did I not

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Speaker 1: off again? Is that what happened? Yes? You did. You

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Speaker 1: fell asleep and you're snoring into the phone and it

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Speaker 1: gives me headaches. So if you could, you know, maybe

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Speaker 1: avoid giving me headaches, Maybe you could avoid, you know,

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Speaker 1: annoying bit out of me when I already can't worrant

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Speaker 1: from home because of the WiFi issued goes white up. Hello,

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Speaker 1: oh I got hello. Yeah. I don't want a BANKI

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Speaker 1: I don't army. Serious, we have listened to me. We

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Speaker 1: have not had WiFi in weeks weeks. I can't work

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Speaker 1: from home. I'm losing income. You idiots keep sending somebody

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Speaker 1: over again and again and again, and nobody's doing anything. Oh,

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Speaker 1: we can't figure it. You should have floy fight. And

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Speaker 1: now I get the wonderful guest of having you on

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Speaker 1: the phone. They decided to put their least favorite employee

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Speaker 1: apparently on the phone with me. Who's falling asleep? And no,

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Speaker 1: are you good? What's going on? This is insanity? Oh oh,

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Speaker 1: for God's sake, yeah, yeah, you know what. You did

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Speaker 1: it again. And now I want to speak to your superior.

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Speaker 1: I want to speak to your boss's boss. Get your

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Speaker 1: boss's boss on the phone. I'm gonna get you fired.

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Speaker 1: This is insane, My boss, you do not need to

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Speaker 1: be working customer service. I'll get him on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now. My boss's boss's name is Adam, and it's

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Speaker 1: your husband. What. Yeah, because this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show doing a phone frank on you and

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Speaker 1: your husband. Adam set you up. Oh my f Crystal,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I remember the garage. He said that

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Speaker 1: you guys have been having trouble with your WiFi, and

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Speaker 1: you hate people snoring, so he wanted to combine the

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Speaker 1: two things and mess with you. Yes, so you're I'm

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Speaker 1: okay couch tonight. That's worth it. The Jewel Show on

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Speaker 1: demand