Speaker 1: Second d. I'm always interested when somebody says they have
Speaker 1: a go to move that they use on dates that
Speaker 1: works every time, and then they end up on our show.
Speaker 1: But at least it works somewhat. Yes, I've heard of
Speaker 1: this one guy. I'm not gonna say he's in the room,
Speaker 1: but he calls it the Ninja. N You're on the
Speaker 1: couch Netflix and chilling. Next thing you know, sneaks up
Speaker 1: behind the girl with a black mask and a plate
Speaker 1: of nachos. Oh my gosh. At first I thought scary,
Speaker 1: and then the nachos came in, so now I'm confused.
Speaker 1: I'm confused. That's exactly where I want you to be.
Speaker 1: Jeff's moved the cheese, so it's like not just on
Speaker 1: the top to now they're just not interested anymore. It's
Speaker 1: literally theoretically already working on don't get picky on the
Speaker 1: ninja that it works every time, Nina, And by works,
Speaker 1: I mean he ends up going to jail, but that
Speaker 1: he has a go to movie uses on dates. Let's
Speaker 1: talk to Mitchell about it. Mitchell, you pull a ninja.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say it's a ninja, but you know,
Speaker 1: I've got some about some things in my arsenal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hopefully it's more like nachos. But okay, we want to
Speaker 1: hear about that in just a second. But first, tell
Speaker 1: us about the girl that you went out with. What's
Speaker 1: her name? Her name is Jamie. Met her online, you know,
Speaker 1: doing the online dating thing. Came across her profile and
Speaker 1: thought she was really cute. Okay. The thing that really
Speaker 1: stood out to me though, is that her picture. She
Speaker 1: is rocking a Fedora Fedora, oh Ninja attire. I was
Speaker 1: thinking she was like part of in Sync. You know.
Speaker 1: It is a kind of a throwback. Ye. I mean
Speaker 1: it is time for him to make a comeback, is it?
Speaker 1: Aren't we around that cycle right now? I don't don't
Speaker 1: look at me. I don't know the hats are back.
Speaker 1: Why not a Fedora. Let's stop the sidebar on old
Speaker 1: school fashion and get back to Jamie. And how did
Speaker 1: you end up asking her out? So, you know, I
Speaker 1: messaged her and I was like, I ask you out.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that the first time we hang out, I
Speaker 1: get to see you wearing that fedora. I didn't realize
Speaker 1: it was that important to the story. It was very cool.
Speaker 1: It's a very distinctive thing, you know, and I admire
Speaker 1: her player and style for pulling it off, and she
Speaker 1: looked good with it, and so you know, to send
Speaker 1: them laughing emojis. And we set up some time to
Speaker 1: hang out and ended up going out to a bar
Speaker 1: and meeting in person, and I walked it and sure
Speaker 1: enough she had the fedora on, so very easy to recognize. Yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely all, yes that she was. Indeed, all right, so
Speaker 1: far things are lining up. How did the actual date go.
Speaker 1: The actual date went really well. We quick, We had
Speaker 1: a nice spark in person, the same kind of banter
Speaker 1: was there from talking online. We got the mutual interest
Speaker 1: like comedy and going to concerts and stuff, and it went.
Speaker 1: It went really well. So when you're nice and they're
Speaker 1: talking to her and you're thinking like there's going to
Speaker 1: be more dates probably then exactly and kind of also
Speaker 1: get in the feel that like maybe we could take
Speaker 1: this date to another level. So I'm this is me
Speaker 1: kind of sidebar with you guys. I guess this is
Speaker 1: where my move comes in, Thank god, because to be honest,
Speaker 1: your date was kind of putting me to sleep there.
Speaker 1: I want to know what are the moves that you have?
Speaker 1: What does Mitchell do to get to go back to
Speaker 1: his place. So my go to if I will invite
Speaker 1: go back to my condo because I have a hot
Speaker 1: tub there and I offer a more intimate experience there.
Speaker 1: I had to go back with you. I mean, and
Speaker 1: it's very apparent what you're looking for when you offer
Speaker 1: a hot tub, like you're in a bathing suit or
Speaker 1: maybe not. Maybe some arm floats guys like hold each
Speaker 1: other and float for a while. We'll trust float. Oh
Speaker 1: is that how it works? Mitchell? I mean they can't
Speaker 1: message you're into I'm down to trust. Yeah. No, no, baby,
Speaker 1: keep the jets off. I want to see through. No.
Speaker 1: Did she bite Thom? Did she go back to your
Speaker 1: place for the hot tub? Yeah? She was like, well
Speaker 1: it sounds interesting and fun, but like I don't have
Speaker 1: a bathing suit with me. I was like, well you
Speaker 1: don't think I stares back in the condo. We can.
Speaker 1: That's not a problem. You have spare bathing suits in
Speaker 1: your condo. Is that what you just said, Mitchell? I really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I told it like those two got one piece. I
Speaker 1: got two people. Wow. You make it so that women
Speaker 1: can't even say Noah's an option Like that should put
Speaker 1: me off more than it does. I think I can
Speaker 1: go the door shape swim cat like Sarde. A bathing
Speaker 1: suit with a woman is just I'm not into it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure the hot tub cleanses it. It's like a
Speaker 1: washing machine. Aren't you worried? You come off as just
Speaker 1: like a player, you know, like you've got a hot
Speaker 1: tub with spare women's bathing that makes you want to
Speaker 1: go more, but it doesn't make you want to call
Speaker 1: him back, Like maybe you want to go for the night,
Speaker 1: but you're not expecting anything else. Maybe that doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: because it sounds like Jamie was interested. Did you guys
Speaker 1: end up going in the hot tub? So yeah, we
Speaker 1: have another drink at the bar and then ended up
Speaker 1: going back to my place. And I think this is
Speaker 1: kind of weird. Things maybe got away from me because
Speaker 1: right when we got there, and before we even could
Speaker 1: get in the hot tub the along my phone went
Speaker 1: off and I had totally forgotten that I had this
Speaker 1: thing I needed to do for work. I couldn't avoid
Speaker 1: it for any other time, and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, you can get in the hot tub.
Speaker 1: I have to do this thing for work real quick.
Speaker 1: So I could tell, like immediately she was turned off
Speaker 1: and ever since then, I can't get a hold of her.
Speaker 1: She's not respond in anything. It's total ghost move. If
Speaker 1: she didn't sit alone in your hot tub, did she? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she didn't get in. I think once she realized I
Speaker 1: wasn't going to join. If you were some crazy player,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you wouldn't say, oh no,
Speaker 1: let's not do it like you would say. Screw is
Speaker 1: a crazy player. That's what he's been talking about. I
Speaker 1: don't think so. I think. I think in the fact
Speaker 1: that you had to say, hey, I honestly have work.
Speaker 1: I gotta pause the plans right before you get in
Speaker 1: a hot tub. I think that says a lot that
Speaker 1: you're not just looking for one thing. Maybe that's a
Speaker 1: good thing for her. I think she was just looking
Speaker 1: for one thing and it didn't happen. I don't think him.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that. Yeah, these are all good questions
Speaker 1: that we should ask directly to her. Reach out and
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update right after
Speaker 1: this second if we get this job this and Mitchell,
Speaker 1: we help you out, are all four of us invited
Speaker 1: to come over to your hot tub. I don't think
Speaker 1: we've ever had a hot tub show party before, and
Speaker 1: maybe there's a reason for that. I'm willing to try
Speaker 1: it out, Mitch. You cool with that if y'all can
Speaker 1: make it happen. Yes, save two piece for that thing
Speaker 1: afterwards that if you don't know what's happening. One of
Speaker 1: our listeners and Mitchell met a girl online named Jamie recently.
Speaker 1: They went out to drinks where he used his go
Speaker 1: to move on her, which is bringing up the hot
Speaker 1: tub back at his condo where you can choose from
Speaker 1: any pre used bikini he keeps handy. I know, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: that you want to call her to like get a
Speaker 1: second date. I want to call her and ask what
Speaker 1: was going through her mind that she was going to
Speaker 1: put on a backup. Yeah, used bathing store. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: trust him, dude, that he washed it. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead and ask her. But she seemed to be
Speaker 1: down with it. Oh my god, I washed the bathings.
Speaker 1: It's okay, yes, sure, good, all right. I mean she
Speaker 1: was into it. But the problem was, as soon as
Speaker 1: they got back to Mitchell's place, his phone went off,
Speaker 1: reminding him he had some work he had to get done. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she didn't want to stick around while that happened.
Speaker 1: So she took off, and now we're going to try
Speaker 1: and figure out if we can get you another chance
Speaker 1: to get her back into that jacuzzi. That's what we
Speaker 1: all want. That's what she wants too. I mean that's
Speaker 1: what I want. I'm at the friend of the line.
Speaker 1: We all want it. Why doesn't she want group? We're
Speaker 1: all there when you're in the hot tub with her.
Speaker 1: I'm the doll, Jamie. Right now, we'll see what she
Speaker 1: has to say. Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Jamie? Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: it is Jamie. What's up? This is Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning the Radio Show. Hey Jamie, Um, I
Speaker 1: can I ask what this is about? This is about
Speaker 1: a hot tub party that we're having you're invited to.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what's going on? What what do
Speaker 1: you need? Actually, well, we need some answers from you
Speaker 1: about why you're not calling back our good friend Mitch,
Speaker 1: who you went out on a date with. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the hot tubs making sense now now, I was like,
Speaker 1: what is happening right now? Because Mitchell reached out to
Speaker 1: us for this segment that we're doing right now called
Speaker 1: Second Date Update. He's trying to figure out why you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back after the whole hot tub thing
Speaker 1: didn't go down. Oh, he did tell us a little
Speaker 1: bit about it. He told us about going out to
Speaker 1: drinks with you at the bar and then going back
Speaker 1: to his condo. But then he had a work conflict.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll tell you. I'll tell you. We were
Speaker 1: having fun. We did have a good time, and like
Speaker 1: he said, hot tub, I was in the mood for
Speaker 1: some fun that night. I was like, okay, hot tub condo,
Speaker 1: let's go. Even after he said used bathing suit that
Speaker 1: you could use. Yeah, at that point, I mean we
Speaker 1: were drinking. It was fun. I was okay. It was like, yes,
Speaker 1: all right, let's do this. Okay, So you were totally
Speaker 1: into it very well. We were, and we were really
Speaker 1: he is, he was, He's nice. I mean we were
Speaker 1: having a good time, okay. But an alarm went off
Speaker 1: on his phone, an alarm, and I was like, he goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so sorry. I have this work
Speaker 1: that I forgot about, and and he goes, so I'm
Speaker 1: a video game streamer, and I'm like, what in the what? Okay?
Speaker 1: So I was like, all right, um, so so what
Speaker 1: are you doing? You're you're gonna play games. He was like,
Speaker 1: I actually was had this idea to get more views
Speaker 1: and more you know of likes and all this stuff.
Speaker 1: I would play games, video games in my hot with
Speaker 1: this sexy woman, which is you go, what wait? He
Speaker 1: invited you to be in his video stream? Exactly? Oh,
Speaker 1: I like this plan? Did you play? Did you have
Speaker 1: this plan? Man? A lot of money to me. I'll
Speaker 1: just let you know, Jamie, we didn't know anything about
Speaker 1: the video stream at all. We didn't know even know
Speaker 1: that that's what he did. We had no idea. Of course,
Speaker 1: that doesn't even see you know what, that doesn't even
Speaker 1: surprise at this right now? Can you do what? I
Speaker 1: don't know he's actually he's actually on the other phone line.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's listening. He wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: I you know, I see how it looks like it
Speaker 1: was a setup, but exactly honest take of things just
Speaker 1: kind of lining up. But then I was like, well,
Speaker 1: why not just shoot my shot and see if it
Speaker 1: could happen? What is wrong with your thinking with it? Like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about, Mitchell? Don't you want to
Speaker 1: like say hi and then exchange pleasantries with her first?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I'm a little overwhelmed here, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: just you here and figure it out. We're all overwhelmed
Speaker 1: here together. Okay, Wait, hold on, Mitchell, how could this
Speaker 1: have not been planned? You're the one that sets your
Speaker 1: streaming schedule. It's not like your boss out there saying, hey,
Speaker 1: you gotta do this bikini. I got caught up in
Speaker 1: the date and having a great time and totally forgot
Speaker 1: about it. It's not the first time you've done it.
Speaker 1: That's why you have the bikinis. Alexis. Yeah, have you
Speaker 1: done have you ever done this before? Mitchell? Had another
Speaker 1: girl in your hot tub while you stream? Remember, don't
Speaker 1: lie because people can find that video. Yeah, exactly. I
Speaker 1: there are a lot of beings flying at me right now.
Speaker 1: Number one, I have never done that with another girl
Speaker 1: and streaming in the hot tub. It was a stroke
Speaker 1: of not genius at the moment. At number two, I
Speaker 1: have to say I absolutely washed this one. Suits keep
Speaker 1: home man. I don't know. In his slight defense, both
Speaker 1: men and women do stream even in hot tubs, and
Speaker 1: they make a lot of money, so he could be
Speaker 1: doing this on his own too. Okay, if you were
Speaker 1: going to make money where you're going to give her
Speaker 1: a cut. I to give you a cut. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: figure out a co ownership deal. Let's get you into
Speaker 1: sexy Fedora to put on that head. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that would be big. I feel like, yeah, yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: that's the reason that he that he totally lost what
Speaker 1: he was supposed to do that night. The Fedora was
Speaker 1: so cute, so sad, I say, you see it, now,
Speaker 1: you get it. I'm with you, man, I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure Jamie's on board, because Jamie, we would
Speaker 1: love to send you on another date with Mitchell. You
Speaker 1: don't have to get into a hot tub, you don't
Speaker 1: have to put on a bikini. You just have to
Speaker 1: sit down with him to dinner and we'll pay for it.
Speaker 1: I mean, at least he's like honest and apparent like
Speaker 1: he is. What true. It's it's very obviously what you're
Speaker 1: getting with Mitchell, right. Look, I apologize again. I know
Speaker 1: it probably wasn't the best foot forward, but you were
Speaker 1: an incredible woman. You're beautiful, you're charming. I totally forgot
Speaker 1: about it. I'm not irresponsible like that, and I would
Speaker 1: love to fund all the doors you ever want to buy.
Speaker 1: Oh Jamie, that's that video game money. Come on, what
Speaker 1: do you say another day? All right, let's do one more.
Speaker 1: I am gonna wear Fedora, but I'm gonna bring my
Speaker 1: own freaking suit. I'll tell you that it'll be great.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at that at all. By all means
Speaker 1: sounds great. I thank you for giving me another chance,
Speaker 1: and thank you help. And remember, nudity isn't even a
Speaker 1: wowed on a stream. If you're streaming, you can't get
Speaker 1: fully sorry. I was interested in what's a party off
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Oh you know what? I just
Speaker 1: thought of his three for one target bikini sale. There's
Speaker 1: four of us. Oh that is one of us is
Speaker 1: going to have to go nude. Let me get you're
Speaker 1: just gonna wear a hat. It's gonna happen because he
Speaker 1: likes fedor he does back. I see. I mean this honestly,
Speaker 1: this second date was an absolute miracle. I don't know
Speaker 1: how it happened, because, I mean, this guy invites a
Speaker 1: girl over and when she's there, asks her to go
Speaker 1: live on camera while wearing a bikini for his video
Speaker 1: game stream. If I told you that going in that
Speaker 1: we were going to find out that information, we'd say
Speaker 1: zero percent chance this guy gets a date. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's such a look at the dating world right now,
Speaker 1: like options very limited. Just taken what you can get
Speaker 1: out there. He was just kind of nice and a
Speaker 1: little bit sincere, and that was all it took. Apparently
Speaker 1: she's I mean they're from Target obviously, But if you
Speaker 1: ever want to get a second Eate update or invite
Speaker 1: us over for a hop to party, I'll just play
Speaker 1: the video game. You can always email the show. We'll
Speaker 1: call the person who isn't calling you back. Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning Morning