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Speaker 1: this episode of Bananas Do World, would you my Jo.

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Speaker 3: Banana bat Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Guys goals, non binary pals. Welcome to Bananas. I'm Kurt

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Speaker 2: Brown Owler.

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Speaker 1: I'm Banana Boy number two. Scotty Alanda. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: listening to the silliest little podcast however was, and for

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Speaker 1: supporting us and just being all around great people. We

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Speaker 2: It's very very nice. It's reassuring. It reassures me about

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Speaker 2: Bring our guests right the f on look at me,

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Speaker 1: Lady present right.

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Speaker 2: This woman is an absolutely fantastic stand up You've seen

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Speaker 2: America with her new Hour after Birth. What you're going

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Speaker 2: to talk to her all about? Please welcome to the show,

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Speaker 2: The very Funny and wonderful Jenny's Agreno.

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Speaker 4: Hello, I'm so happy to be back back on the pod.

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Speaker 3: Back on the pod, back on the banana.

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Speaker 2: You know it looks like.

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Speaker 2: Either in a hotel room or you've got the fucking

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Speaker 5: I just love the ambiance of a Hampton Inn. It

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Speaker 2: I always put two queen beds in one room.

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Speaker 5: I don't put my clothes away, you gross. I want

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Speaker 5: I have I think frequenting the hot tub twice since

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, give me an old timey disease, legionnaires, rickets.

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Speaker 3: I want scurvy. I want to I love history and

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Speaker 3: I want to feel like I'm there every man. We foolo.

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Speaker 2: So where are you going? Give us some of your

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Speaker 5: I'm in Michigan and then I'm going to Dublin after

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Speaker 3: I knew that's if he wanted it was that or God.

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Speaker 2: I found this on Instagram account called fuck it, I'm

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Speaker 3: Better times. That was Obama's era, way better.

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Speaker 1: That's true, who is crazy? You wore me?

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Speaker 2: Yes, Cormil mccarthury, Rode the.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, blood Meridians. He has five best sellers.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but they are desert people, and if we all

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Speaker 2: Also, the we had we're not considering how expensive it

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Speaker 2: The final the final idea of what happened, where she

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Speaker 2: what Danielle Yeah, Wien or Browner was suggesting that all

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Speaker 2: And then it's like, who's crazy me?

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Speaker 1: Never want never once.

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Speaker 3: I think this is a woman's last resort.

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Speaker 5: I think yes, as a therapist, I would say the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, Yeah, I agree. Thank you very much, Jenny,

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Speaker 5: I mean he put it in the toilet and then

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's just like that's the best part of

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Speaker 2: All right, we'll put in the trash. Come on, quit it,

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Speaker 2: Quit it on, babe.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's go to shake shack before they close.

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Speaker 1: Okay, And yeah, I'm lying about the alien thing, and

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Speaker 2: I was given The Road to read in high school.

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Speaker 2: It's the most upsetting book on the face of the planet.

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Speaker 1: Yes it is.

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Speaker 2: It is so upsetting.

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Speaker 2: Short sentences, very point, very like a Hemingway in that's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't make you happy. Doesn't make you happy

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Speaker 1: That's blood Merinian, it's about this.

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Speaker 1: No. I did not need college for me, and I

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Speaker 2: In high school. Sorry, came out to.

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Speaker 1: The High School of Life.

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Speaker 2: High School of Life.

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Speaker 3: I was in college. You were way out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I was. I had a full time

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Speaker 3: What was the horrific thing you read in high school?

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Speaker 1: So much?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? The things shrug, things they carried, was like.

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Speaker 1: I did read that?

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Speaker 1: No, No, every boy has read it.

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Speaker 2: It's high school, high school boys and their runners. And

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Speaker 3: Are you there, God, it's me Margaret great one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that that teaches you.

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Speaker 3: How to put a gun in your vagina. It's a

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Speaker 1: Boys.

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Speaker 1: In that middle I went. I went to Catholic school. Jenny,

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Speaker 3: Going to a charter arts high school?

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Speaker 2: Charter?

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Speaker 1: That's good? Yeah, And fourth grade, and there was just

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they kind of and and so we're just

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Speaker 1: What is the secret society?

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Speaker 5: I can imagine when you got back in the classroom,

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Speaker 2: Would it have been better with Jenny? If if you

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Speaker 5: They were in the room when we did it for you, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: The boys were there.

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Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, Catholics.

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Speaker 5: I do remember, and this has been burned into my

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Speaker 5: So I asked that question, and then like the teacher

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, was the question what is sex like?

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Speaker 1: I feel like even that would probably get a little

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that would pass the mustard.

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Speaker 3: Today, it feels like nothing. Yeah, never do it.

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Speaker 1: Sex feels like nothing. It feels like nothing, or it

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Speaker 1: feels like everything.

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Speaker 6: Next question, Jenny, Jenny, why do you ask your mom

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Speaker 6: about that?

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Speaker 2: Huh?

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Speaker 1: My health teacher same high school is the also the

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Speaker 1: head wrestling coach, and we won states and stuff. So

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Speaker 1: he was very good at that job and very not

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Speaker 1: so good at the health teacher part. And he would

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Speaker 1: answer that box and he would just read it and

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Speaker 1: just say not true answers and just move on. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he would be It would be like, well, I'll say

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Speaker 1: this one and then I'll consider if we cut it out.

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Speaker 1: But at one point I think my mom had one

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Speaker 1: where somebody wrote, if a woman is pregnant you have

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Speaker 1: sex with her, will your penis hit the baby in

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Speaker 1: the womb? And my mom knew who wrote it and said,

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Speaker 1: for example, not yours, Kurt so Like, which which I

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Speaker 1: don't think would pass with the age of cell phones either.

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Speaker 1: But I love just I love it so much to

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Speaker 1: be like, oh, you thought you were being funny and

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Speaker 1: then just the red face disaster that.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 2: It's gotta give me one.

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Speaker 1: I got one for you. Eric Simpson sent this in

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Speaker 1: thank you.

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Speaker 2: Eric.

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Speaker 1: If you want to send your stories in. You can

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Speaker 1: us on Patreon. If you want to be a patron,

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Speaker 1: we would love to have you. Vice Magazine still in business.

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Speaker 1: Apparently this was written by Louis Prada, who a lot

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Speaker 1: of people say is the best in the biz. This

483
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Speaker 1: pizza place accidentally served pizzas laced with t HC. Now

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Speaker 1: you know that's I don't think that's an accident. This

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Speaker 1: is I will give Louis Prada credit because it does

486
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Speaker 1: explain everything very well. Yes, Louise, Louise is the best.

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Speaker 1: Last October, I wrote about an incident that occurred at

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Speaker 1: Wisconsin's Famous yet Pizza, where in the beloved local pizza

489
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Speaker 1: joint accidentally laced several pizzas and it's not several dozens

490
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Speaker 1: of pizzas with high concentration doses of THCHC. Then it

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Speaker 1: unknowingly served the pizzas to its customers. This week, the

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Speaker 1: CDC released its official report on how that happened. Famous

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Speaker 1: Yeti's Pizza in Stoughton, Wisconsin. Sure it was just your

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Speaker 1: average neighborhood pizza spots serving up slices and garlic bread.

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Speaker 1: In October twenty twenty four, customers reported feeling extraordinarily high

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Speaker 1: after eating some of their pizzas. Over the span of

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Speaker 1: three days, at least eighty five unsuspecting diners were intentionally

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Speaker 1: dosed with high levels of THCHC after the restaurant accidentally

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Speaker 1: used infused cooking oil from a shared kitchen.

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Speaker 2: From a shared kitchen right next to the Weed Food Bakery.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the which is a genius business to have the

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Speaker 1: Weed store next to the Yeti's Pizza store. Of course,

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Speaker 1: this is marketing. So the restaurant ran yet He's ran

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Speaker 1: out of cooking oil on October twenty second and borrowed

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Speaker 1: a batch from a shared commercial kitchen space. Unbeknownst to

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Speaker 1: the staff, the oil was laced with THHC courtesy of

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Speaker 1: a neighboring edibles manufacturer operating in the same facility. So

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Speaker 1: you know that is like humming with.

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Speaker 3: T oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And also it's like Wisconsin. These nice alcoholics, they're not

511
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Speaker 1: used to this wit out here. Nobody would even report

512
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Speaker 1: this is Wednesday. The result was dozens of people getting

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Speaker 1: their minds blasted in the space good right with the

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Speaker 1: very thing they would usually order after getting high. Customers

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Speaker 1: reported all the usual signs of being stoned, like dizzyness, sleepiness,

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Speaker 1: and anxiety. If you're on edibles, then you have that

517
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Speaker 1: anxious that is really bad. It's rough because that can

518
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Speaker 1: last hours, and you're like, I know, I'm okay, and.

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Speaker 2: Even if it doesn't last, it's gonna feel like it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So all emergencies services first caught wind of the

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Speaker 1: chaos on October fourth, when seven people land in the

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Speaker 1: hospital exhibiting classic signs of THHC intoxication. Some of them

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Speaker 1: had no idea what had hit them, like one customer

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Speaker 1: who had only learned he tested a positive for THHC

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Speaker 1: after arriving at the hospital despite never knowingly consuming cannabis,

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Speaker 1: Which makes sense. Some of these people just ate their

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Speaker 1: pizza and probably have never been high before in their lives.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Wisconsin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an alcoholic state. This is not a week.

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Speaker 3: This isn't spotted cow baby, No, not at all. This

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Speaker 3: is dark.

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Speaker 1: Of the eighty five people affected, forty seven were men,

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Speaker 1: thirty eight were women, and eight were under the age

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Speaker 1: of eighteen. Wild ride. Thirty three sought medical attention, including

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Speaker 1: three who were hospitalized overnight. Fortunately, no one suffered serious

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Speaker 1: long term harm. Contamination was deemed accidental. No charges were

537
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Speaker 1: filed as there was no identifiable criminal mastermind to apprehend

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Speaker 1: it was an accident. I hope famous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thirty three went to the hospital. That means we

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Speaker 2: have to assume another thirty three probably would have gone

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Speaker 2: to the hospital. But they just wrote it out. And

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Speaker 2: then I'm hoping that there's twenty three of them that

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Speaker 2: just had a fantastic night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, what a time.

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Speaker 2: I just hope. I just hope at least a couple

546
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Speaker 2: we're just like, well, it wasn't my plan, but I

547
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Speaker 2: guess I just found myself a ticket. I'm taking the ride.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I was thinking, what if like a little league team

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Speaker 5: had done it, as it would.

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Speaker 6: Feel so bad, like a like a little sports team

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Speaker 6: of like kids.

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Speaker 2: No breaks my heart. That breaks my heart. I can't

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Speaker 2: imagine it. I don't want to not me.

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Speaker 1: What if it was the championship game, they had a

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Speaker 1: pizza party, they've never felt this level of victory before,

557
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Speaker 1: and then all night they're like, this is what it

558
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Speaker 1: feels like to be a winner. This euphoria for sixteen

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Speaker 1: and we'll say I'll wrap this story up because this

560
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Speaker 1: is interesting. Fantaus idy is public apology, promise to tighten storage,

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Speaker 1: all that. But the CDC now warns that these types

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Speaker 1: of mass THHC intoxication events are becoming more common as

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Speaker 1: cannabis infused products share spaces with everyday food businesses and

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Speaker 1: they just basically the CDC, which has been gutted, suggests

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Speaker 1: better regulations and more transparent labeling. But I mean, really,

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Speaker 1: if you have a vat of cooking oil that is

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Speaker 1: THHG concentrate, you have to write like humongous tch over it.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Part of me is like, I do you

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Speaker 3: know you can smell the cooking oil?

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Speaker 2: Yes, especially once it gets hot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, well, you can smell it.

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Speaker 5: So I'm also wondering what what they're adding it.

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Speaker 3: To like, because I don't do I'm not sure. For

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Speaker 3: you use cooking oil when I'm making pizza.

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Speaker 1: I know it must be in the pants, in the dough.

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Speaker 2: You put it, Yeah, you use it in the dough,

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Speaker 2: but then you'll also put it on the pan before

578
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Speaker 2: you slap your dough on. And then some people actually, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it just carts out.

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Speaker 1: There's a slapping his dough all over the oiled pants.

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Speaker 3: I'm a I'm a four year old slapping my dough.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also it says Wisconsin style pizza most commonly. First it's

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Speaker 1: an educational podcast, Jenny, we dive deep here often refers

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Speaker 1: to Milwaukee style tavern pizza thin, cracker like crestles, crispy

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Speaker 1: and cut squares. So maybe it's that they're cooked in

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Speaker 1: the pan on oil would be my best guess it. Also,

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Speaker 1: I love tavern style. It is delicious.

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Speaker 5: It also is like that Chuck E Cheese pizza they

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Speaker 5: did the squares.

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Speaker 1: Familiar.

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Speaker 2: I eat Chuck E Cheese pizza on a semi regular base,

593
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Speaker 2: isn't it.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's so good.

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Speaker 2: It's so bad.

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00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 5: The smell of it transports me like that when I smell.

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Speaker 2: Specifically childhood memory. It's not you were a dumb child.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 5: And then I and then I would then I would

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Speaker 5: go and I would look under the skirt of the

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Speaker 5: mouse of the rock a fire explosions feel like and

602
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Speaker 5: it's gears, gears, just for afying mess of metal and gears.

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Speaker 3: And I went it never again.

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Speaker 2: I got a shout out, there's there's a pizza place.

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Speaker 2: That is open around the corner from my house that

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Speaker 2: used to be in New York and now is here

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Speaker 2: called Corner Slice and it is. It's a I guess

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Speaker 2: it's a New York style square pie is so like

609
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Speaker 2: it is like it's so crazy and crispy and it's

610
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 2: like it's unbelievable good. I love it so much, So

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Speaker 2: shout out to Corner Slice in Maplewood, New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: Curon, are you starting to do a comedy show out there?

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Speaker 2: I had plans to me and Dave Ross, We're going

614
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Speaker 2: to start a show. We're gonna call it so he

615
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Speaker 2: I used to run Hot Tub and he used to

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Speaker 2: run Good Heroin, So it was going to be called

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Speaker 2: Hot Heroin, No good hot or hot good.

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Speaker 1: That's a good name.

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Speaker 2: Hot good, right, hot good. It's pretty good. Yeah, we

620
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Speaker 2: still will. I think, you know, eventually, when things slow

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Speaker 2: down for me.

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Speaker 1: I understand. I was just thinking, you got Jenny right here,

623
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Speaker 1: and you've got a great touring comic and I feel

624
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: like maple Wood needs the best ault comedy show in

625
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Speaker 1: that area. I feel like that could become a great show,

626
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Speaker 1: and I feel like Corner Sliced Pizza could be the

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Speaker 1: main spot.

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Speaker 2: No. I am also doing a show February sixth at

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Speaker 2: the Elks Club.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about, the Elks Lodge.

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Speaker 2: The Elks Lodge in South Orange, New Jersey, which is

632
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Speaker 2: around the corner from my house. It is so cool,

633
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Speaker 2: it's so dope. It is like inside is just kind

634
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Speaker 2: of like a dive bar from the nineties, and the

635
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Speaker 2: drinks are like priced like it's the nineteen it's like

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Speaker 2: it's nineteen ninety four, and it's just feels so exactly

637
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Speaker 2: what it is. And it's going to be me and

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Speaker 2: Eugene Merman and Todd Levin and in this indie rock

639
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Speaker 2: band is local indie rock band. Wow, February sixth.

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Speaker 3: That's awesome. If I'm in town, I'm coming to it

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Speaker 3: all right.

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Speaker 5: My my family's in the Living Stont which is right

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Speaker 5: around Oh yes, kind of right around the corner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh that could be great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jersey.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's good to know that you have family at here.

648
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Speaker 2: So if I do another show.

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Speaker 4: They're not going to come, no, but I mean you will,

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Speaker 4: like you would be willing, you would be willing to

651
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Speaker 4: come to New Jersey's letting you know they no, but

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Speaker 4: you are familiar.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I know I would come out, yes, just to hang.

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Speaker 3: I can. I also just hang sometimes I don't perform.

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Speaker 1: Ever, I do appreciate that so many comics won't watch

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Speaker 1: other comedians unless they're on the show, or they won't

657
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Speaker 1: watch their specials, and I like their comics watch comic.

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Speaker 2: I like watching.

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Speaker 3: If you're taping a special, I'm coming, I'm gonna hang

660
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Speaker 3: out right, We're gonna party.

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Speaker 2: I also have an anxiety about talking with comics during shows,

662
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Speaker 2: because we're always in spaces where I feel like it's disruptive.

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Speaker 2: Comics don't seem to give a shit, and it drives

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Speaker 2: me crazy. So I'm always just like, I can't talk.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna go watch, and then I

666
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Speaker 2: go watch quietly because I can't have a conversation and

667
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 2: not feel like I'm gonna freak out inside.

668
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Speaker 1: Yes, when you both, both Kurt and Jenny have distinctive

669
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Speaker 1: laughs that I could hear in a crowd. I know

670
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: when both if you are laughing, So that's good for

671
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 1: you guys. I'm sure the comics on stage are like

672
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: Kurt laughed, Jenny laughed.

673
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Speaker 3: I did go to a I went to a comedy show.

674
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Speaker 5: I went to go see Caitlin Palufo do her special

675
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 5: and I was sitting next to Peter if we're out

676
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 5: his last name, but I put my stuff in between

677
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 5: us on the chair because I was like, it's cool.

678
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,240
Speaker 3: I don't you know. I love personal space. I'm giving

679
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,280
Speaker 3: him personal space.

680
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 5: And then as the night went on, I felt guiltier

681
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 5: and guiltier that I wasn't sitting right next to him.

682
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, he must think I hate him.

683
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 5: He must think I'm disgusted by it, and just like

684
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 5: full on panic attack by the end of the show.

685
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 2: And they're crazy and they're crazy, and he didn't think

686
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 2: about it once.

687
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Speaker 3: I'm sure he couldn't have given a ship.

688
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.

689
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: We had an interesting thing when Kristin Schaal did her

690
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: half hour. Kurt was a big part of the show,

691
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 1: her like one of her first Comedy Central half hours.

692
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 1: And then I was a plant in the front row

693
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: where I pretend her to be your boyfriend. She asked

694
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Speaker 1: me on stage, asked me to make.

695
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Speaker 3: I remember that I remember that one.

696
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's early trilogy. It was really fun, but

697
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: so I had to sit there and I was miked,

698
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: but it was secret. Everybody had to believe I was real.

699
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:11,240
Speaker 1: And the girl next to me, twenty one, really young person,

700
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: was just like, are you a fan of her comedy?

701
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: Do you watch Play the Concord all these things?

702
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 7: Yeah?

703
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I know her. This is

704
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: my girlfriend. I know her and like, oh yeah, she's

705
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: the best. And she's like, oh, this is like I

706
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 1: just moved to New York. And there was like a

707
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 1: light so clearly just pointing at me in the audience,

708
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: like the whole rest of the house lights are down

709
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: except just old dummy white guy in the middle, just

710
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: fully illuminated for the taping they did.

711
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 2: That's classic, man. And so I'm playing the part later

712
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 2: where the bit starts happening.

713
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 1: Exactly or just bring it up like I was for

714
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: just taking the time out, And so I do the

715
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: bit and the old thing is Christen's like is it

716
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: because you had a gay scare? Is it because all

717
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: these things? And then I throw a cupcake and I

718
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: say it's your fault and walk away. That person it

719
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: was Jennif Friedman sitting next to me. She had just

720
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Speaker 1: moved to New York. Yes it was she, so speaking

721
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 1: of comics, watching comics. She had just arrived to New York.

722
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: I think this was her first like taping she'd ever seen.

723
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,280
Speaker 1: And here I am just lying right to her face,

724
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 1: being like, oh this this nice young person wants to

725
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: get into comedy. And she really did. But it was Jenna,

726
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: And years later, when she started touring more and growing,

727
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: she was like, that was you right? You were the

728
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 1: guy that got put up on stage and pretended and

729
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: broke Kristen's heart. We all booed you and hissed it.

730
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: You was left. Yes, it was Jenni Friedman. Oh that's

731
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: so great. Is that funny? Small world? Small World? I

732
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: love it.

733
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,919
Speaker 2: I love it all right.

734
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: Here it is.

735
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 2: The secret, the secret Wikipedia prank behind the Pringles mascot's

736
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 2: first name.

737
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm curious about this. I didn't know he had a.

738
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Speaker 3: Name, Julia. Oh yes, Julius.

739
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 1: Julius Springle.

740
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 2: It wasn't until two thousand and six, when these kids

741
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 2: just altered the Wikipedia page that it became truth.

742
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 1: All right, that's a great teaser to some thumbs ups.

743
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: Chandler is thumbing up her non binary sibling for making

744
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 1: her a bananimal. Chandler also says they're making bananas candy

745
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 1: bracelets for an upcoming festival with her boyfriend and Candy

746
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 1: spelled with a K, so we know what that means.

747
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: Good for you, have fun, be safe. Shannon wants to

748
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 1: thumb up her primary care physician. Earlier this year, Shannon

749
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: went in for a regular appointment. The doctor spotted in

750
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Speaker 1: a large lymph node two ultrasounds in a biopsy. Later,

751
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: Shannon had thyroid cancer. I had gotten discovered with thyroid cancer.

752
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 1: She's gone through surgeries to get her thyroid and lymphnodes removed,

753
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: and she has been doing all the treatments and she

754
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 1: should right now be cancer free. And she just wanted

755
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: to thumb up her doctor from doctor for making the

756
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: discovery and following up enough to investigate and it saved

757
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: her life.

758
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 2: Wow, thumbs amazing, thumbs up.

759
00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: Thumbs up to primary care physicians. Daily Hewitt wants to

760
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: thumb herself up for finishing a robot that she started

761
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 1: back in COVID. She said, I needed some silly joy,

762
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: just like y'all. So thumbs up to you, Daily Hewett,

763
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: and you're now fully formed robot. And last but not least,

764
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: a nice sweet one. Josie great Name wants to thumb

765
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: her dog Monty way up somebody had left poor Monty

766
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 1: tied to a post in an alley three weeks ago.

767
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: This is now probably four months ago. A community member

768
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: called the police. Josie happened to be taking the calls

769
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: for service at that time. They went picked up Monty.

770
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: She says Monty was such a sweet pup and got

771
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: even sweeter in the car ride to the shelter in

772
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 1: the squad car. And then she says, I was fortunate

773
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 1: enough to be able to adopt her last week. I

774
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: had no plans of ever getting a dog, but I

775
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: am glad to confirm that we both found each other.

776
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: Thumbs up to Monty for her resiliency.

777
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 3: I love it.

778
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,919
Speaker 1: It's good for you. Josie. Thumbs up to you too

779
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: for adopting a rescue.

780
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 2: That was a great collection.

781
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit of everything.

782
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, And of course we are here with the absolutely

783
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 2: fantastic Jenny's Agrino. You can go see her new hour

784
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 2: after birth. It's all over really the world. Yeah, yeah, London.

785
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 5: We're going to be adding dates in Polis, We're going

786
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 5: to be adding dates in Germany, really anywhere I can

787
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 5: possibly move to at some point.

788
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 3: That's great.

789
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying, yeah, the Netherlands has a great,

790
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: great plan for artists who want to leave. Yeah, I

791
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:41,879
Speaker 1: would love to be in Copenhagen. Oh yes, that would

792
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: be a good one. And we do have Dublin ban

793
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: animals and we have London animals. So go check out Jenny.

794
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: She's a friend of ours. Got support and say you're

795
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: a bananimal and you heard her on the election.

796
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 2: Dude, I did a show. Oh my god, there were

797
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 2: bananimals at I did this show. My buddy Matt Donnelly

798
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 2: called me up, who I used to improvise with. He

799
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 2: lives in Vegas, and he was like, I'm going to

800
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 2: be in town. I was going to do a show

801
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 2: that he used to work at this bar in Montclair

802
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 2: called Tyrannees. It's just like old dive. And I was like, oh,

803
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 2: I'll do a show with you. That'd be great. And

804
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 2: then so we show up. I don't know what to expect.

805
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 2: He still does a lot of improv. I haven't done

806
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 2: improv in twenty years, and he was like, and I

807
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 2: did a set and then he's like, would you come

808
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 2: up and do like some improv? And I was like,

809
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 2: I don't. I haven't done it in twenty years man,

810
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,399
Speaker 2: and he's like, come on, and I was like, oh,

811
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 2: you're good, and I went up and I had so

812
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 2: much fun. I was like tears multiple times, and scenes

813
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 2: I was crying with tears that I'd like pretend like

814
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 2: I was actually crying, but tears coming down my face

815
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 2: for like a long period of time.

816
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 3: So I love that.

817
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 2: It was so good for my soul.

818
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 3: It's so nice to reconnect with stuff you used to do.

819
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh yeah, it really is. And I like, you've

820
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 2: had a rebirth, right, yeah, have you been reconnecting with things, oh,

821
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 2: parts of yourself that you thought we're gone.

822
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: Well.

823
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Speaker 5: I don't know if you guys have been watching my

824
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 5: social media, but I dress up in colonial costumes a

825
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 5: lot now and it's fun as fuck because when I

826
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 5: was younger, I always loved American history. I loved I

827
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 5: was a big fan of Mozart I'm a Dai's favorite

828
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 5: movie since I was five. I've always been a fucking weird,

829
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 5: like eighteenth century weirdo. And so I just was like,

830
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:28,359
Speaker 5: I have adult money and I've I own three costumes.

831
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 2: Now that's awesome.

832
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just got my first Continental Congress one where

833
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 3: I'll be playing Frederick.

834
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to be playing on November seventh for

835
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:38,959
Speaker 5: another show.

836
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 3: Frederic Vonsteuben. Do you know who he is?

837
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Speaker 5: No, he's the first openly gay general in the Continental Army.

838
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, what's the Continental Army?

839
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 3: That the continent? That's our army, George Washington is.

840
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 2: The continent American revolution the Revolutionary Army.

841
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 3: Well, they're continental because they're trying.

842
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 2: They one of the reasons fighting the continent, Well, they wanted.

843
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 3: To expand to the continents.

844
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 5: One of the reasons why they went against the king

845
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 5: was like the king was like, you can't cross the

846
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 5: Appalachians colonists and colonists love to colonize, and they were like, well,

847
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 5: we're going to keep going.

848
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: It's probably our best skill as a race.

849
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 5: That's what I've been doing, is I've been connecting with

850
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 5: my love of colonial history, and no one cares for me.

851
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,479
Speaker 3: I don't care.

852
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: When we did we did a Bananas live in Philadelphia

853
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, and I stayed in air

854
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: Andbnb and the first thing I saw, I was like,

855
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: I'll take a walk around, and the first thing I

856
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,800
Speaker 1: saw was a guy that was clearly a Ben Franklin

857
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 1: tour guide but he was just smoking a cigarette, checking

858
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: his phone, and I was like, this is paradise. Just

859
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 1: still had the wigs, still had the fat suit on,

860
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: still have everything. And the colonial garb Ye also had

861
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: to have been a woman drag at the Continental Congress.

862
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, so there's Deborah Sampson. Is one Deborah Sampson if

863
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 5: she was in from Boston and she dressed as a

864
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 5: young boy to go fight in the army. There's there's

865
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 5: lots of instances of women dressing in drag. And they

866
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 5: also had women who were in Okay, I feel like I'm.

867
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 3: Doing I feel I'm going a little crazy.

868
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 5: So they also had they had women who would fight

869
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 5: who were there. So like Valley Forge had tons of

870
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 5: women and children who were there that were helping because

871
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 5: you like actually to make everything from scratch and someone

872
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 5: had to do your laundry and someone had to cook

873
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 5: and like all this stuff. And the thing the thing

874
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 5: about Valley Forge is that they were doing so poorly,

875
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,280
Speaker 5: so that Ben Franklin hired this gay general.

876
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 3: Who was too gay for the Prussian Army. They kicked

877
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 3: him out.

878
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: That's pretty gay because big time, so.

879
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 3: So Frederick von Steuben.

880
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 5: That so he Franklin's like go to America. He shows up,

881
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 5: whips the Valley forged people into shape. George Washington knows,

882
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 5: everyone knows he's gay.

883
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:10,839
Speaker 3: He would have.

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Speaker 5: Parties at Valley Forge that were like you could come,

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Speaker 5: but you weren't allowed to wear pants.

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Speaker 1: So like.

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Speaker 3: This, I mean he was gay.

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Speaker 2: Everybody's going because he was so good.

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Speaker 5: He's such a good general and his parties are so fun.

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Speaker 5: Everybody kisses and so then after the army, after the war,

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Speaker 5: he adopts two men because you can't marry, but he

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Speaker 5: adopts two men. And his house is in New Jersey,

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Speaker 5: so you can go to the house he lived in.

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Speaker 5: It's I think up near like the Palisades.

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Speaker 3: You can go see his house.

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Speaker 5: So that's that's on my list of things to do.

897
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Speaker 5: Is my artist date is to go to Frederic von

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Speaker 5: Schwueben's house and just revel in the eighteenth century almostsexuality.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: Well, if I ever do your show, I'll be Molly

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Speaker 1: Pitcher and I'll have two giant pitchers of water and

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Speaker 1: I'll just come running across the stage spilling water or

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Speaker 1: just back and forth. But you can be like, if

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Speaker 1: you need an end, of an act. I'll just come

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Speaker 1: by you're like Molly, and I'll just be in full

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Speaker 1: drag splashing water out of two pitchers.

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Speaker 2: I hope they did not replace the Molly Pitcher rest

908
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Speaker 2: stop on the Turnpike because that was always a nice one.

909
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 2: But they've been like replacing like stops, like now the

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00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 2: cheesequake stop is now John bon Jovi. What but you

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Speaker 2: walk in in one whole wall. Swear to god, it's

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Speaker 2: the thirty foot tall wall probably ninety foot long. It's

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Speaker 2: a whole video wall that just plays on Jovie's songs

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Speaker 2: in the rest of it. It's fucking crazy.

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Speaker 7: You could get a burger king and then just sit

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Speaker 7: and be consumed by like one hundred and twenty thousand

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Speaker 7: square feet of bon Jovi playing on the wall.

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Speaker 1: It's my life. And then you bite into a whopper

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Speaker 1: and just stare all right, here here it is. We'll

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Speaker 1: wrap it up.

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Speaker 2: So this was This was sent in by a delightful banana. Well,

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Speaker 2: thank you so much for it. You can send your

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Speaker 1: Dot com, all these things, all these things.

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Speaker 2: This was sent in by copy Haste.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guide.

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Speaker 2: We have Scotty and I are going to do an

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Speaker 2: episode in which we do every single episode, every single

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Speaker 2: article that Copyhaste is sent in in just a yard sale.

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Speaker 1: He's our greatest submitter of stories. Jenny, he is sence

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Speaker 1: day one.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 2: Here it is secret Wikipedia prank behind the Pringles mascot's

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Speaker 2: first name. This was written by Jack Morse. Here it is.

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Speaker 2: This is a great This is why Jack Morris is

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Speaker 2: best in.

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Speaker 1: The best in the beeswax easily.

941
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 2: Julius Pringle is living a lie true. The mustachios sporting

942
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 2: mascot for the popular Kellogg's Own brand of dehydrated processed

943
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,959
Speaker 2: potato crisps has gone through numerous redesigns over the years,

944
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 2: most recently losing his stylized flop of hair, but throughout

945
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 2: it all, his name has remained a constant Julius Pringle

946
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 2: or if a Kellogg's copywriter was feeling particular feisty, mister

947
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 2: p or so the world might have continued to believe,

948
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 2: were it not for a toss to side tweet casually

949
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 2: revealing the truth behind the moniker the name Julius Pringles,

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00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 2: which Kellogg's claims as officially trademarked. Through a search of

951
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 2: the United States Patent and Trademark Office, Great Name for

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00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 2: Julius Pringle returns no immediate results. Look looks not to

953
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 2: have come from a marketing team or some long forgotten

954
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 2: Pringles founder. Rather, the name stems from two Wikipedia savvy,

955
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 2: hoax loving college students snackingway on sour cream and hung

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00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 2: and Pringles in their dorm room back in two thousand

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00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 2: and six. Justin Sillock, who goes by platypus T one

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Speaker 2: hundred and twenty two on Twitter. What year is this?

959
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty two on Twitter, shared an abbreviated version on

960
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 2: March twenty two of how he says this all went down.

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00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 2: Short versions, they made up a name for a mustachioed

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00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 2: snack food mascot, edited to Wikipedia, and over time, due

963
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 2: to luck and a change of ownership, it's stuck and

964
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 2: the company now claims ownership of it.

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Speaker 1: He wrote.

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Speaker 2: We reached out to both Pringles and Clogs, which bought

967
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 2: Pringles from Procter and Gamble in twenty twenty twelve, in

968
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 2: an attempt to verify that claim received no immediate response. However,

969
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 2: the Internet never forgets, and in this case, there are

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00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 2: enough Julius related breadcrumbs leading back to Platypus two twenty

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00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 2: two to lend some serious credibility to his claim for

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Speaker 2: a starter as. A dig through Wikipedia's edit history shows

973
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 2: an edit from December of two thousand and six adding

974
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 2: the name Julius to the Pringles Wikipedia page. That edit

975
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Speaker 2: was made by a wikipediator Wikipedia editor with the handle

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Speaker 2: you guessed it Platypus two twenty two. Love it isn't

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Speaker 2: this great?

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00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:24,439
Speaker 5: Wow?

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00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: Good dedication.

980
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 3: This is a true detective I would watch.

981
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 2: Oh And when reached for Commentlock Sherlock explained that his

982
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 2: sour cream and onion loving friend in question was Michael Wiseman,

983
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 2: who has never hidden his role in Pringles mythmaking. Umm

984
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 2: oh all right, so interesting Pringles like like keeps tweeting

985
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 2: stuff and then Michael just goes, uh, you know that

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00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 2: my friend Platypus two twenty two. And I made up

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00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 2: the name Julius Springles in college.

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Speaker 1: Right, I like the name Julius Springles.

989
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. Oh, what do they get paid?

990
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 3: For it though, like are they going to assume and

991
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 3: be like you owe us money.

992
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 2: No, they immediately trademarked it.

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00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: So it looks like, I knows a weird thing where

994
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: they avoided they're not chips because they were voting some

995
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 1: tax things. So they're considered crisps because they're like dried

996
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: wet potato. Yeah, like they're it's not like a slice

997
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: of potato. So yeah, there was something that they were like,

998
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 1: we are crisps, and so they didn't have to pay

999
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: some potato chip tax I get it. Life is dumb,

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00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 1: I get it from him.

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00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 2: I was very surprised when it seemed like Pringles officially

1002
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 2: adopted it, but based on the timing, I always assumed

1003
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Speaker 2: that after the sale of the brand from Brocter and

1004
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,959
Speaker 2: Gamble to Kellogg's, some intern didn't know mister P's first

1005
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 2: name looked it up, assuming the PNG came up with

1006
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 2: this and used it, thus setting all this in motion.

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00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 2: It also helps that Julius Pringles is perfect as a

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00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 2: full version of mister p is. I don't think PNG

1009
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 2: would have made the mistake. I love it there it is, guys.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much Jenny.

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00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 5: For me, Thanks for having me I do think that

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00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 5: Julius Springles is perfect good perfect good job.

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Speaker 2: Guys. Yeah, proudy.

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00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 1: Where can they find you? Plug away your socials and

1015
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: all that stuff.

1016
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Speaker 5: Hey, y'all add me on Instagram. Jenny's a greenow you

1017
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Speaker 5: know what it's important. I would love you to add

1018
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Speaker 5: me so you can watch all my fun videos and

1019
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 5: watch me gallivant as John Adams in my next series.

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Speaker 3: And uh, you know, comedy, Jenny's agreeno comedy on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 3: I don't use Twitter, Uh, nobody does. Nobody does. I'm

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Speaker 3: on threads. It's all. It's all trash, it's all.

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Speaker 1: It is the future. But yes, Instagram and TikTok. Go

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Speaker 1: find Jenny. We follow on the Bananas podcast. You can

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Speaker 1: find her thrower account too. Thanks for being on the

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Speaker 1: podcast Bananas. Bananas is exactly right.

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Speaker 2: Media production, our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart.

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human not a robot,

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Speaker 2: part time employee.

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