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Speaker 1: Scotti, Courtie b.

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Speaker 2: Good to hear your voice.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad to see your face. Here you go, ooh mama.

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Speaker 2: We are pleased to inform you there are probably dinosaurs

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Speaker 2: on the moon.

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Speaker 1: I really didn't think you were going that way at all.

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Speaker 1: That is Bananas, says.

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Speaker 2: Still world of its head. Would you believe.

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Speaker 3: Your mind?

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Speaker 1: Nozillion pieces?

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Speaker 4: Would you believe bananas? Baby, Baby, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 4: to Bananas, the littlest, tiniest strange news podcast in America.

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Speaker 1: Probably that's Scott, that's Kurt, Kirtie B. Brown Oler my

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Speaker 1: main dude. And uh we have a guest who is

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Speaker 1: a friend. I like the friend episodes the most, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, I love the experts, but

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Speaker 1: I really love the friends.

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Speaker 2: Who doesn't. They are an award winning comedian and actor

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Speaker 2: and have a brand new comedy album out right now,

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Speaker 2: pull yourself up by your boot leg. Please welcome the

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Speaker 2: inimitable Real Butcher.

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Speaker 3: Hey, what's up you guys. It's so great to be here.

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Speaker 3: What an intro.

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Speaker 2: We're happy to have you was like, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Not an award winning Then I was like, oh no,

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Speaker 3: I actually am. That's weird. Good for you I got one.

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Speaker 3: I got one.

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Speaker 1: That's more than most.

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Speaker 2: I didn't say awards winning, award winner.

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Speaker 3: You're accurate, You're accurate, Kurt accurate. Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 3: I'm so glad to be here, so fun.

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Speaker 1: So the bananas ria, I gotta say I got I

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Speaker 1: can give you a real comedian compliment. I don't know

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Speaker 1: the first time we met. It might have been at

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Speaker 1: a hot tub at one of the christ Christen shows.

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Speaker 1: But you were instantly nice and cool, and I knew

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Speaker 1: that we were going to be buds, which is rare

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Speaker 1: for when the first time you meet a lot of comedians,

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Speaker 1: especially backstage when you're not a stand up, there's always

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Speaker 1: sort of that weird gap. But I didn't feel it

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Speaker 3: True, swimmingly.

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Speaker 2: I would say, here we go, famous simm famously famous.

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Speaker 2: Tell us about when did the album come out.

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Speaker 5: The album came out on the fifth of February, which

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Speaker 5: was Friday, you know, so just just recently, and I

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Speaker 5: was lucky to have a recording sort of that.

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Speaker 3: I didn't realize I was gonna need you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean?

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Speaker 5: Oh cool and uh, because I famously famously to me,

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Speaker 5: don't uh take those things up for whatever reason. When

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Speaker 5: I'm like working out material, I'm like, nah, you SI,

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Speaker 5: let the opener do it. And I'm like never saying

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Speaker 3: Say no to this? It's so silly.

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Speaker 5: But luckily, like had a good, a decent recording from

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Speaker 5: Denver Comedy Works from the.

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Speaker 2: Best place to play in America, such.

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Speaker 5: And you know, it worked, and I reached out to

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Speaker 5: Ryan mcmanhamhon I was like, first of all, I was

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Speaker 5: gonna see if some voice memos would work on my phone,

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Speaker 5: because possible. And then he was like, yeah, this one

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Speaker 5: this one's great, let's do it. And then just like

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Speaker 5: the whole sort of like bootleg vibe of it fell

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Speaker 2: That's really cool.

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Speaker 1: That's a good idea.

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Speaker 5: I like that feeling, you know, And it's all retroactive

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Speaker 3: One's gonna change the comedy. See, you know whatever, I.

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Speaker 5: Agree, just like put the jokes out there and move

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Speaker 2: I love that approach so much. And also that idea

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Speaker 2: That is what that is what we do here.

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Speaker 1: You are on the correct podcast. We take things seriously

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Speaker 1: except yeah, private venmoing. You have to Venmo privately.

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Speaker 2: It's the only only issue that we stand up for.

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Speaker 5: When I found out it was a possibility, I was like,

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Speaker 1: We don't need to know who cares if you're paging

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Speaker 1: Dian Yeah all right, he tells you a story about

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Speaker 1: dinosaurs on the moon.

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Speaker 2: On MODL Moon, we are pleased to inform you there

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Speaker 2: are probably dinosaur remains on the moon.

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Speaker 1: Whoa cool remains?

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Speaker 2: Okay, strap This is from I fucking Love Science.

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Speaker 2: This one was found by Kurtie B. Nobody sent this

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Speaker 2: one in Nope. Uh, this is by James Felton and

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Speaker 2: this came out January eighteenth, twenty twenty one. Strap in

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Speaker 2: because this is a weird one. Thank you, James Best

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Speaker 2: in the biz. Thanks to a glorious piece of science

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Speaker 2: writing that has been shared online over the last few days,

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Speaker 2: people are now learning what astrophysicists and possibly astronauts have

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Speaker 5: Okay, great, because this is just my from like growing

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Speaker 5: Because of course the moons would or the dinosaurs would

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Speaker 2: But here's something that's really interesting about this is this

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Speaker 1: This is a quickie, but a funny. This was sent

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Speaker 1: We got this from a few people today, Kurt. You

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Speaker 1: taking a lot of baloney, so literally beloney. Customs and

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Speaker 2: It's also the easiest thing to smuggle. That a dog

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Speaker 1: Bloony, even an untrained dog, even like a non particular dog.

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Speaker 1: Too easy. It's too easy, guys. Umm, it's hard to

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Speaker 1: hide that much boloney, said mister Gerber. He's one the

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Speaker 1: So, and then they searched the car more and this

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Speaker 1: The concern is is there are meat. There are diseases

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Speaker 2: Here's my question. Is it super delicious? It must be

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Speaker 1: Well this is spelled Bolognie. Yeah, this is it is blocknas.

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Speaker 2: Aware that you don't pronounce it bologna.

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Speaker 2: I understand this. I understand this because in New Jersey,

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Speaker 2: It does not exist outside of New Jersey. Describe it.

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Speaker 2: It is a circle.

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Speaker 1: It's a perfect circle.

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Speaker 2: It is a perfect circle. Meat product that's usually cut

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Speaker 2: that's very good and I am looking for it right

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Speaker 2: I have looked it up. You can only get it

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Speaker 2: Actually in no, But I found a place. There's a

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Speaker 1: I'll bring it up. Come on, I'll smuggle it into

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Speaker 1: Mexico and back out. That's how much I'm dedicated. I'm

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Speaker 5: Packs my bench seat in my Chevy Silverado.

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Speaker 1: Is there a Cleveland? Is there a Cleveland, Ohio delicacy?

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Speaker 5: Night as Akron Night is like, as we go By.

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Speaker 5: It's very weird. I have to say, I'm not from Cleveland,

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Speaker 5: like that is like a main thing. Even the main

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Speaker 5: the main leron does it because they're like, oh, you're

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Speaker 5: from Cleveland.

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Speaker 3: He's like, I'm from Akron.

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Speaker 2: Got it.

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Speaker 5: It's very much a thing because Akron was like a

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Speaker 5: bigger city than Cleveland at one point, like during the

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Speaker 5: industrial like around the thirties and forties, just because of

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Speaker 5: Akron's like rubber dominance. It was like a big thing.

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Speaker 1: Not so much nobody.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, it's so silly. We're known as the

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Speaker 5: rubber well. We call ourselves the rubber capital of the world.

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Speaker 5: And don't see the irony of that at all, or

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Speaker 5: like the joke, Like.

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Speaker 3: I feel like.

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Speaker 5: Akron, I don't know that we have something as specific

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Speaker 5: as like that sandwich kirt, you know, but we do

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Speaker 5: have this thing. The first thing that's coming to my

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Speaker 5: mind is something called chicken and JoJo's is that a thing.

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Speaker 3: I grew up I'm still a vegetarian.

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Speaker 5: I grew up as a vegetarian, but I'm still aware

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Speaker 5: it's such a thing in Akron, Ohio that because you

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Speaker 5: would go to a fried chicken house, like they're just

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Speaker 5: that's what they would call. That's what they're called an Akron.

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Speaker 5: And like every family in Akron has like an allegiance

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Speaker 5: to a specific chicken house, you know, like in town

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Speaker 5: that was like where all the chickens were grown. You know,

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Speaker 5: it's like just so wild. But the side that comes

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Speaker 5: with them is not French fries. It's like a wedge

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Speaker 5: potato that's like spiced and still has like some of

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Speaker 5: the skin on it, you know, and it's like it's

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Speaker 5: it's like a fried potato, but it has like a

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Speaker 5: little bit of spice to it. And they're called JoJo's

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Speaker 5: and it's it's very specific to Akron, I think, and

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Speaker 5: maybe northeastern Ohio, but.

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Speaker 1: That sounds good.

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Speaker 2: They're very and is it like is it fried in

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Speaker 2: the same oil that the chicken is fried in, so

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Speaker 2: it has that kind of like chickeny flavor.

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Speaker 5: I think some places, but I've never had that because

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Speaker 5: we were very like kept it as separate as possible.

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Speaker 3: But I think many of those places.

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Speaker 2: Do do that Chicken Chicken, Jojo chicken and jojo Jo's

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Speaker 2: And to listen to Devo and get some chicken and

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Speaker 2: JoJo's when I'm an Akron.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Kurt, do you want to tease us

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Speaker 1: up into our hot, hot, hot commercial break? Yes? Please

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Speaker 1: Jesus please, yes, please please. That's a big table. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is a big table, guys, thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for that. We'd like to enjoy the movie now. And yes,

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Speaker 1: that nurse is the joker. Okay, it was incredible.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm gonna do this one, even though I

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Speaker 2: know what the I know what the complaint will be

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Speaker 2: about this type of cares. The here the hero who

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Speaker 2: saved lives by pumping hydrogen gas into his own anus.

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Speaker 6: It's been a while since we've done one of these, Kurt, Oh,

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Speaker 6: I got I love it all right, we'll be right back, Bananas.

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Speaker 2: We are back, are ladies and gentlemen. I just want

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Speaker 2: to remind everybody if you could do us this favor,

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Speaker 2: appreciate go right now, Yes, while you're listening, even if

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Speaker 2: you're driving. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't care. We're reckless.

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Speaker 2: And you go to Apple Podcast, you give us a

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Speaker 2: little rate and review. Okay, love it matters. We don't

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Speaker 2: understand why, No, somehow matters.

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Speaker 1: Five starsould be totally Yes, they got us by the

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Speaker 1: pork rolls over here, so please five stars.

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Speaker 3: They got you by the Chicken and JoJo's.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they got Yeah, they got by the JoJo's. Please

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Speaker 1: do leave a review. Tell your friends. You can send

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Speaker 1: us your your own stories for our minisodes to the

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Speaker 1: Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com, or you can d

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Speaker 1: M them, or you can text them to the mint

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Speaker 1: Mobile Banana phone that I'm still answering and it is

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Speaker 1: getting out of control, but I do love it. Two

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Speaker 1: one three two one four seven nine seven four, Oh, Kurt,

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Speaker 1: I do have one banana banana phone call all our

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Speaker 1: bananimal name Brandon called. We had actually a nice conversation

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Speaker 1: and he asked me to say something. We haven't done

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Speaker 1: this yet. I'm not going to get in the habit

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Speaker 1: of doing this, but Brandon was so nice. Loves the podcast.

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00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: Brandon in New Jersey wants to tell his partner Todd

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Speaker 1: that he loves him to death. By so, Brandon and Todd,

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Speaker 1: you're cute. Yeah, they're handsome. They sent me a picture

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Speaker 1: when they were in southern California before the Great Choar.

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Speaker 1: Love is in the air.

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Speaker 2: And also I will do this because a gentleman by

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Speaker 2: the name of James Dubeck messaged us right on Instagram

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Speaker 2: at the Bananas Podcast. You guess that right now, we'll

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Speaker 2: message us, well, we'll respond. It's me and Scottie. It

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Speaker 2: takes hours every single.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's killing us slowly, but.

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Speaker 2: We do respond to every single message. So he wrote this.

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Speaker 2: He said, hey, guys, I wrote this article. It's more

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Speaker 2: cute than funny, but possibly up your alley. And it's

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Speaker 2: for NPR title. Eight year old calls out NPR for

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Speaker 2: lack of Dinahs story. I saw that, yes, and James

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Speaker 2: wrote that articles. Go check it out. You know what,

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Speaker 2: that's a banana. That's a bananamal.

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Speaker 1: I'll do it after this one. You do the gas

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Speaker 1: up the butt, I'll do Eight year old calls out MPR.

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Speaker 1: How about that?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Grant, I love it.

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Speaker 2: Do you guys want to hear about wait Rhea?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Anything? Anything? You got this album? Yes, I'm very excited.

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Speaker 2: Where can people go get the album?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean people can get it so many places,

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00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 5: Kurt so many that I was even surprised when it

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Speaker 5: came out that it came out in so many places.

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Speaker 5: You can get it on Apple Music, it's on Title,

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Speaker 5: It's on Pandora, which is the best way to get it.

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Speaker 3: I mean I think I think there's.

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Speaker 5: A couple best ways and the best ways like Apple

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Speaker 5: Music whatever it's called now, because there's like a chart

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Speaker 5: and stuff, which is great. But also my friend and

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Speaker 5: I feel like maybe there was one over here, but

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Speaker 5: it's not. It doesn't matter. This is an a visual podcast.

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Speaker 5: My friend Lindsey Jones that made the album art. She

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Speaker 5: also made a little enamel pin that you can get

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Speaker 5: it for ten bucks on a Special Thing Records dot

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Speaker 5: com and get that little pin and then you also

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Speaker 5: get the download when you buy it. So that's just

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Speaker 5: like a cool thing. It just says my name, it's love.

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Speaker 5: My friend made it. It's just like a fun, fun

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Speaker 5: cool thing, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, go get then at a special thing dot com.

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Speaker 2: Which is a great comedy record, great comedy. Are you

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Speaker 2: ready to hear about this?

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Speaker 5: Hero? Yea, you't wait to hear about this?

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Speaker 2: This is this is great again. This is from I

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Speaker 2: fl science. I fucking love science, my favorite apparent source

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Speaker 2: for for science. And this was sent in by Magzo

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Speaker 2: Magxio Magxio medical O. This is written by, of course,

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Speaker 2: the inimitable.

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Speaker 1: The resplendent.

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Speaker 2: No no credit, come on, no credit, no credit, my

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Speaker 2: hip hop name. So it's just written by professor I

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Speaker 2: fucking love sign. Local history is full of unsung heroes

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Speaker 2: who put in that little bit extra effort for science

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Speaker 2: and humanity, with different degrees of success. Take for example,

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Speaker 2: nineteenth century American doctor Stubbins Firth Scotty. If there is

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Speaker 2: not a character in your next movie called Stubbins, first,

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're doing with your life, who

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00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 2: believed that yellow fever wasn't an infectious disease and set

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Speaker 2: out to prove it in the most disgusting, maned manner imaginable. First,

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Speaker 2: he collected various fluids from the infected. He then made

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Speaker 2: a wound in his arm and poured in some vomit

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Speaker 2: before pouring it into drinking it. After not being infected,

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Speaker 2: he moved on to experimenting with patients blood, saliva, and urine.

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Speaker 2: Of course, it turned out, yeah, was an infect There

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Speaker 2: we go. He didn't get ill, but only because he

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Speaker 2: had collected his fluids from patients in the last stages

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Speaker 2: of the disease when it was no longer infected. He'd

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Speaker 2: been chugging puke for absolutely no reason at all. Now,

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Speaker 2: now that is so enjoyable that is the amuse boosh

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Speaker 2: of this article. That's not even about the guy who

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Speaker 2: pumped hydrogen up his But oh no, that's just that's

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Speaker 2: just a different guy, okay, a different weirdo who makes

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Speaker 2: you really think, like I think we'd all be great

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Speaker 2: doctors back in the day. Like if you were in

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Speaker 2: a scientist in sexteen nineties, you do whatever you want. Yes,

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Speaker 2: So here then there's doctor Nicholasson, an absolute hero who

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Speaker 2: focused on chugging from the opposite end, so to speak.

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Speaker 2: Let's not beat about the bush. He pumped a large

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Speaker 2: amount of hydrogen gas into his anus, all in the

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Speaker 2: name of medicine. Now, this is a very long article.

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Speaker 2: I am not going to read all of it. It

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Speaker 2: also features some like upsetting like ways that they used

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Speaker 2: to do science back in the day. Yes, the end

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Speaker 2: thing is basically it's for gunshot wounds during the Civil War.

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Speaker 2: And once you had a gunshot wound in the intestines,

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Speaker 2: you pretty much were gonna die. But if you could

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Speaker 2: find out exactly where the wound was, then you could

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Speaker 2: actually operate on that specific part and possibly say.

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Speaker 5: So.

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Speaker 2: What came up with his plan was to inflate the

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Speaker 2: intestine with hydrogen gas, the the only flammable gas he

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Speaker 2: could choose, the Hindenburg gas, and so it so he

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Speaker 2: essentially it just makes you feel like bloated, essentially the.

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Speaker 5: Same way that I would find leaks in my inner

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Speaker 5: tube tires.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So the first the first patient with a gunshot wound.

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Speaker 2: He tried it on a twenty seven year old man

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Speaker 2: who had been shot with a pistol. Did not survive. However,

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Speaker 2: it did prove to be a useful tool in locating wounds,

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Speaker 2: saving many many lives before X ray technology became widespread,

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Speaker 2: meaning the wounded no longer had to be inflated via

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Speaker 2: the rectum.

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Speaker 1: Oh bumber, Yeah, I've kind of a good time.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, yeah, surprising.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, we take a lot of things were granted.

635
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Speaker 1: We take a lot of things are granted these days.

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Speaker 2: We really did, no kidding, Like that's a I just

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Speaker 2: love that. Like we again we were talking about it

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Speaker 2: about how science just continually like changes and stuff like that,

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Speaker 2: but it really was just like just you try whatever,

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Speaker 2: like come up with a fucking crazy idea and then

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Speaker 2: just do it on yourself.

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Speaker 5: I Mean, what's crazy is in fifty years from now,

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Speaker 5: somebody's gonna be having the same podcast about what.

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Speaker 3: We're doing right now.

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Speaker 5: Being like, can you believe what they used to do

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Speaker 5: in twenty twenty one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really really, really true.

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Speaker 3: It's scary.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's super like can you believe people used to

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Speaker 5: interact with each other?

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Speaker 3: Wow? What can you even believe that they used to.

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Speaker 2: Interact with each other? Used to talk to each other?

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Speaker 3: Gross?

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Speaker 5: And it's just people floating in the ether with their

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Speaker 5: like Tesla communication or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I think it'll be something like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just a bunch of Doctor Manhattan's up on moons.

658
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: I wish it feels like that right now.

659
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 3: And it's weird, right it really does.

660
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 2: It does feel like we're all it is.

661
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: Man, I get what he was going for, like I

662
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: I think that's like I could see and if he

663
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: saved lives, like, good for him. It must have been

664
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: a really interesting conversation with anybody who had just gotten

665
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 1: shot in the stomach to be like, I know you're

666
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: in a lot of pain. Can you roll over and

667
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: close your mouth and pinch your nose for me? Because

668
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: it's about to get weird back here.

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Speaker 5: You know that it's gonna get your ears, so don't

670
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 5: worry about the ears.

671
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: Trust me, I'm gonna light this cigarette. Nothing can go wrong.

672
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,879
Speaker 2: You know, people were definitely smoking all the time.

673
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 5: And also the lighting was all lamps, like they didn't

674
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 5: have electricity, right.

675
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 3: Just surrounded by fire.

676
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: Just like bring that latern over. Oh wow, he carterized

677
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: it in his own way. That's gosh. I actually this

678
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: is funny. We're gonna have a lot of overlap because

679
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: we have the Dinosaur Store coming and then there was

680
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 1: a civil war story cup. We're just this is a

681
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:44,720
Speaker 1: tight episode of bananas. We're keeping this very.

682
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 5: Tight hydrogen buttole inflated episode of bananas.

683
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 2: Just like.

684
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,280
Speaker 1: The worst pain I ever felt was I got shot

685
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: in the finger with a pellet gun when I was young.

686
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 1: It was probably ten or eleven or so, and I

687
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 1: lied about it and said that I got a pinch

688
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: between a fence, and then I went back and played.

689
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: It was on a lacrosse team at the time, and

690
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: I like, it just hurt so bad. I got checked

691
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: in the hand and it was like it just white

692
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: out pain. And finally I admitted to my parents, so

693
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: while my mom was watching an episode of Frasier that

694
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: I had lied and then I got shot in the

695
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: finger and we went we got an X ray and

696
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: you could see the pelt was still in my index finger.

697
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 1: So it was about a week or two had gone

698
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 1: by it had healed over. So the only way to

699
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: get it out correctly and not screw up my left

700
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 1: index finger was a plastic surgeon. So we went to

701
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 1: a plastic surgeon and the guy had to put like

702
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: nine needles in my fingertip and the webbing of my fingers.

703
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: So when you're a kid and I like bit the bot,

704
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: like I I just like clenched my teeth and like

705
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: it was horrible. But the guy, the doctor was very

706
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: funny because when he got it out, he goes, do

707
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 1: you mind if I dropped this on a tin tray?

708
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like still in now my hand's numb, but

709
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 1: I'm still in the pain of surgery. And I was like, no,

710
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,919
Speaker 1: that's fine, And I think my dad was like why

711
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 1: he was like, it's just kind of like taking a

712
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: bulle out in the Civil War. I've always wanted to

713
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: do this. And he dropped it on a tin and

714
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: it went tink and he goes, You're fine. He sewed

715
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: me back up. I still have a scar, but not

716
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: bad and then he put it in a little vial

717
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: and he was like, I don't think he offered for

718
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: me to keep it. I think he kept it on file.

719
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,399
Speaker 1: But his whole thing is he always wanted to drop

720
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: a bullet on a tin, so he got I made

721
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 1: a wish come true. I lied to my parents and

722
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,399
Speaker 1: made a wish come true. So there's a good moral

723
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: to that story.

724
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 3: Wow, that's amazing. Actually it was cool.

725
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: And I remember the ting, but like by that point,

726
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: I was like stressed out and numbed up. So it

727
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: was like, just get me some McNuggets.

728
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 2: And here it is always like a metal tint that

729
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 2: they're taking bullets and throwing them in. Even if you

730
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 2: don't see it, you just hear that noise. You're like, oh,

731
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 2: they took the bullet out.

732
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like it's so really into that. They're like, you

733
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 5: have to hear it. We have to know where the

734
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 5: bullet went.

735
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 2: Well, I still have my I shot myself in the

736
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 2: leg with a b still there. I just left it

737
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 2: and it doesn't set anything off. I can do MRIs

738
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 2: it probably my body ate it.

739
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: At yeah point, yeah, it ate it. You've never had

740
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: ourn deficiency or copper deficiency in your whole life. I'll

741
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: do that, James do Bec. Let's do the James do Beck.

742
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

743
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: I think this is the first time we've had a

744
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: bananimal write the story they sent in, right. I can't

745
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: think of any of the other ones.

746
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 2: Yes before.

747
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 3: Also this episode two.

748
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: This is a very special episode of Bananas. We sent

749
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: this in from NPR. James do Beck write it, wrote it.

750
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: Eight year old calls out NPR for lack of dinosaur stories.

751
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 1: An eight year old from Minneapolis recently pointed out a

752
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: big problem with NPR's oldest news show, All Things Considered.

753
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: Leo Shidler wrote to his local NPR station, my name

754
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,240
Speaker 1: is Leo and I am eight years old. I listened

755
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 1: to All Things Considered in the car with my mom.

756
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: I listen a lot. I never hear much about nature

757
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 1: or dinosaurs or things like that. Maybe you should call

758
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: your show newsy Things Considered, since I don't get to

759
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: hear about all the things or please talk more about

760
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 1: dinosaurs and cool things. Sincerely, Leo. Now Leo has I know,

761
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: but good for that kid. And he wrote a letter.

762
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: It's a dying art. Write more letters and more postcards.

763
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: Leo has a point. All Things Considered is about to

764
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:32,760
Speaker 1: turn fifty years old, and PR's archivists found the word

765
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:37,280
Speaker 1: dinosaur appearing in stories two hundred and ninety four times

766
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: in the show's history. By comparison, the word Senator Boo

767
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: has appeared twenty thousand, four hundred and forty seven times.

768
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: To remedy the situation, All Things Considered invited Leo to

769
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: asked questions about dinosaurs to actually poust Poost, a research

770
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: associate with the San Diego Natural History Museum, and Leo

771
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: wants to be a palaeontologist when he grows up. It's

772
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:03,439
Speaker 1: good for you, Leo.

773
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 2: I hope it sticks.

774
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 3: Lee.

775
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 2: I hope you become a palaeontologist. I really do. I

776
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: wanted to be a marine biologist. Everyone fourth grade killed it.

777
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 2: Fourth grade I was like, man, math and science suck.

778
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 2: I'm very bad at them. I am not doing this.

779
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 1: It turns out.

780
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 2: I just like to go swimming.

781
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,399
Speaker 1: I like wet suits and dolphin shows. I don't care

782
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: about chemistry.

783
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:32,359
Speaker 2: I don't want to.

784
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 3: Write all this stuff down.

785
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to be when you were a little Rhea.

786
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 3: Man. I mean, that's a tough one because the only

787
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 3: one I remember.

788
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 5: And this is so silly, but I wanted to be

789
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 5: an assistant manager of Joann Fabrics because that's what I said.

790
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:47,919
Speaker 1: I love it.

791
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 3: That's so cute, like adorably sad and adorable.

792
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: I can remember the smell of a Joeyan fabric every Chris,

793
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: I mean every Halloween. You roll in there, you get

794
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 1: that pirate print, you cut some pants, I get it.

795
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: It's cool some.

796
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 5: Pants man, and those like the thread on the roly thing.

797
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 5: I would play with that all the time. And just

798
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 5: like looking at all the patterns and stuff. I mean,

799
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 5: I grew up there, but uh, I mean I just

800
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 5: have always wanted to be an artist, which is like that,

801
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 5: it's just you know. And and I wanted to play

802
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 5: basketball professionally. That was that was really what I wanted

803
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 5: to do.

804
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had Sue Bird on and I was a

805
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: little starstruck. Sup Bird was maybe the only guest we've

806
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 1: had on that. I was like, oh, okay, we have

807
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 1: the gold and yeah, she was so cool too.

808
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 3: That's great, that's awesome, that's so cool.

809
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 2: Have speaking of Joanne Fabrics and of Cleveland, I mean

810
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,879
Speaker 2: end of Ohio. Have you heard Ramon Rivas's joke about

811
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 2: Joanne Fabrics.

812
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 5: I feel like I have and I'm just not very fun. Yeah,

813
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 5: Joe Ramona is so fun.

814
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 2: Ramona is so funny. Another Ohio comedian shout out to Ramon.

815
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: We love Ramon. It is cool. I do like how

816
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: kids can cut like you so deep, Like especially like

817
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: eight eight year old. That's like a great age because

818
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: like they are aware and when they say something, they're

819
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: like clocking you so so hard. It's like their insults.

820
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 1: Like so he walked up to me and was like,

821
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 1: you're fat. I'd be like, no, I'm not, and I

822
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: keep walking. I'm happy If like a seven year old

823
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: looks at you and go you're fat, you go like

824
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: you're like ha ha ha, and then like for two

825
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 1: years you break bowflexes trying to get in shape. Like

826
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: my friend Clay in Atlanta, he started Felini's Pizza and

827
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: Lafonda Pizza and they're very big chains in Atlanta. And

828
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 1: he liked to try new cars when they came out,

829
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: so like when I first met him in two thousand

830
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: and three, two thousand and two, he had the Mini Cooper.

831
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: He was the first person I knew that a Mini Cooper.

832
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: And it was fun. You'd hop in and then it

833
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: felt like you were getting a test drive. And while

834
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: I knew him, and while I was down there, he

835
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 1: had a daughter who are still has a daughter, but

836
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 1: back then he did too, and she was a round

837
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 1: this age. She was elementary school, early whatever, grade school,

838
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 1: and he got a Honda Element it was brand new.

839
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: Those are the boxy ones. They're like a boxy SUVMB,

840
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: very easy to steal.

841
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 3: The carburera like the whatever.

842
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: I know, my neighbor just had his stolen. That's exactly.

843
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, my friend was visiting atolytic converter converter because you

844
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,760
Speaker 3: can get it really easily.

845
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:26,280
Speaker 5: And Lindsay Jones that did the album art for my album,

846
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 5: was in town from like they drove from Colorado and

847
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 5: she had her catalytic converter stolen while she was visiting here.

848
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 3: They had to replace him.

849
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 2: Three grand Coretchen. Lauren's mom just had her catalytic converter

850
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 2: stolen three like a couple of days ago.

851
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, Prius and Elements are like the to the top

852
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 5: two catalytic converters.

853
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 2: The catalytic converter stealing is happening.

854
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 5: Give people money and they will stop stealing things, you

855
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 5: know what I mean. Like people are basic wage in

856
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 5: your catalytic converter.

857
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 3: It's very simple math there.

858
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 2: Listened to them hands down.

859
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: So he gets this brand new and he's his idea

860
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: is he's going to pick up a brand new car

861
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 1: and he's going to pick up his daughter from school,

862
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: and like wower, So he gets this hont element. He

863
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: pulls into the bus loop and out front of the

864
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: school so he bought it an hour before. Pulls up

865
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: alongside a bus. He said, he told me this night

866
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 1: at dinner, he goes or that night he pulls up

867
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,720
Speaker 1: in this boy in the bus who's like six years old,

868
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: lowers the window so like pinches it in and from

869
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 1: the bus and goes, hey, mister, and he rolls down

870
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:35,240
Speaker 1: the window, goes, your car is lame. You are lame.

871
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: And then he goes what He goes, your car is lame,

872
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: You are lame, slides the window back up. Clay got

873
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: rid of it three days later, went back to the

874
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: Mini Cooper. It hit him so hard that his daughter

875
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: thought it was cool. But that kid's your car is lame.

876
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,240
Speaker 2: You are lame.

877
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: Oh man.

878
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 5: Right, though he is fundamentally correct, his assessment is accurate

879
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 5: two hundred and fifty two times or something like that.

880
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 3: Is so few.

881
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 5: That's not even a year, you know what I mean,

882
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 5: that's not even a year of episodes. And like, I mean,

883
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 5: we just found out something new about dinosaurs, because it's

884
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 5: not just the it's like, yeah, all this has like

885
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 5: dinosaurs have an effect on senators. Like I can't get

886
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 5: into it now, I can't give you the whole timeline.

887
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: I like it.

888
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 3: So only dinosaurs have an effect on senators.

889
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 5: And if we don't study our history, we are doomed

890
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 5: to repeat it.

891
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 3: So I stand with Leo and that we need more

892
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 3: because he also says nature like yes, yes, and.

893
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 5: He don't talk about dinosaurs in nature. We're just gonna

894
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 5: keep making the same mistakes, you know what I mean.

895
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: So I never want to hear the word senator ever again.

896
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: I don't care. They can kiss my butt.

897
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 5: They get so much airtime already, those blowhards, you know

898
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:52,879
Speaker 5: what I mean?

899
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, they can have it.

900
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,439
Speaker 2: And also I love that hit. Like what drives him

901
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 2: crazy about is the fact that it's called all things.

902
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 2: Can He's just sitting in the car going if it's

903
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 2: all things, give me some of the things that I

904
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 2: give a shit about.

905
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: Traductive All right, you guys, ready for this one story,

906
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: Kurdie b.

907
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 2: This is wonderful. This is about this is a beautiful

908
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 2: story about a fifteen foot tall penguin. Okay, so this

909
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 2: is from Tampa Bay Times, sent in by two different people,

910
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 2: Anything Bones and Rebecca Cell. They sent it in almost

911
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 2: at the exact same be was like, have you gotten

912
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 2: this one from anybody yet? And I was like one

913
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 2: other person but it was just in so there, but

914
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 2: you guys did.

915
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 5: So.

916
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 2: This is about hero by the name of Tony Signorinika,

917
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 2: Tony Signorini, who died last year. This of course was

918
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 2: written by Craig Pittman, who is Scottie.

919
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: Easily the best in the biz.

920
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 2: Now, so this is back in a story behind the

921
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:05,720
Speaker 2: Signorini legacy dates to February nineteen forty eight, when clear

922
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 2: Water was a sleepy village of fifteen thousand, and the

923
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 2: beaches were covered by sand and seots, not condos and

924
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:15,879
Speaker 2: T shirts. Yeah, yeah, Tampa Bay, Yeah, Craig, what you're doing?

925
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: Rag them?

926
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 2: One morning, a beach goer discovered strange three toed footprints

927
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 2: in the sand. They waded ashore, continued for two miles

928
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 2: through the dunes, then disappeared back into the surf. The

929
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 2: prints were huge, fourteen inches long and eleven inches wide.

930
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 2: Whatever left them appeared to have a stride of four

931
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:36,240
Speaker 2: to six feet.

932
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: Wow.

933
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 2: So soon the mysterious tracks appeared on other beaches, from

934
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Speaker 2: Honeymoon Island to Saint Pete Beach. Local papers ran photos

935
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 2: of patrolmen squatting over a big footprint.

936
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: Looking, that's what's our first press photo, Kurt, should be

937
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 1: you'd me squatting over a giant footprint. That would be

938
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: very old school, that old school, like Clay Mott. Yeah,

939
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: we'll do that.

940
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 2: And the footprint should just be three giant bananas in

941
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 2: this you know done? Three giant bananas were like flaws, yes, yes, okay,

942
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 2: So I'm skipping around because just all my important parts.

943
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 2: The reports attracted the attention of a New York zoologist

944
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 2: named Ivan Sanderson, who, unlike most scientists, quote, was always

945
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 2: looking for something that would rocket him into stardom.

946
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: There you go, what a cool humble dude.

947
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 2: Uh this guy. Sanderson coined the term cryptozoology, actually meeting

948
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 2: the search for legendary animals such as the Lockness Monster.

949
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 2: On behalf of the New York Herald Tribune and NBC.

950
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 2: Sanderson spent two weeks investigating what he called Old three Toes.

951
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,359
Speaker 2: He interviewed witnesses.

952
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: I'll give you six reasons why so this this scientist?

953
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 2: Then he concludes that this could not be a hoax.

954
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 2: The impressions in the sand were too deep to have

955
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 2: been made by man or machine. In fact, he said

956
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 2: he'd seen the thing himself wow, while flying over the

957
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,800
Speaker 2: Sioux Wannie. Old three Toes was grayish yellow, about twelve

958
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 2: feet long, with large flipper like arms. It made big waves,

959
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 2: as if kicking with powerful legs. Is it a swimming dinosaur,

960
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 2: a giant alligator? No, Sanderson argued it was a bird,

961
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,760
Speaker 2: a really big bird. The imprint is quote, in fact,

962
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 2: very much like that of a vast penguin, he wrote,

963
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:33,320
Speaker 2: although admitting the idea of a fifteen foot tall penguin

964
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 2: in Florida sounded balmy, I think he's using that word incorrectly,

965
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 2: because balmy just means kind of like a nice temperature, yeah,

966
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 2: tamp kind of human, A balmy fifteen foot tall penguin.

967
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:56,720
Speaker 2: So anyway, that's right, so weird, like Blarnie or something

968
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 2: or like perhaps yeah, all.

969
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: Right, I'll skipt here thirty years pass Yes.

970
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 2: In nineteen ninety eight, a Times reporter was interviewing a

971
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 2: pair of local missionaries when they told her she should

972
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 2: talk to Tony Signorini, longtime friends of his. The urge

973
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 2: reporter asked what he was hiding. When the writer showed

974
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 2: up at Signorini's automotive repair shop, he pulled a box

975
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 2: from beneath his workbench. He showed her a pair of feet, Yes,

976
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 2: iron ones with three toes. Yes, there never was a

977
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 2: giant penguin. Signorini was old three toes. The whole thing

978
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 2: been a hoax, dreamed up by his former boss, Steven

979
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 2: al Williams, a notorious prankster. They looked at a photograph

980
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 2: of a dinosaur foot from National Geographic and then made

981
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 2: it to look like a dinosaur foot. And then they,

982
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:50,320
Speaker 2: like they like, put shoes inside these iron things that

983
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 2: each weighed thirty pounds. They loaded them into a row

984
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 2: boat and then went into the Gulf of Mexico, and

985
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 2: then Signorini slipped on the feet of what he'd come

986
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 2: to think about, tied the sneaker laces, then stepped out

987
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 2: into shallow water and set off down the beach to

988
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 2: create the illusion of a long stride Cignarini would stand

989
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 2: on one leg, swing the other one back and forth

990
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:20,720
Speaker 2: to build momentum. Each foot weighed thirty pounds. His son tried,

991
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 2: Jeff tried walking with them and just felt fell down immediately.

992
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 3: Could you imagine that the thighs on Tony signaling talk

993
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 3: about a bowlex.

994
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,240
Speaker 2: Just prank people?

995
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: Iron feet money Blair is right, He's just speed skating

996
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: through sand with sixty pounds of dinosaur foot.

997
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:46,280
Speaker 3: On Clearwater, Florida.

998
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 1: Oh is that all place? Yeah?

999
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 2: He died. Unfortunately, he was ninety one and lived, but

1000
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 2: it was in his obituary that like he was the

1001
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 2: monster from clear Water. I love this guy.

1002
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: I love Tony the Week for Sure week Banana the

1003
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: week for Tony.

1004
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 3: It's not even split. It's Tony all the way.

1005
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:15,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, guy, that is so good. Bring a little joy.

1006
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: Confused people, they need a story. We're talking about it

1007
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: years later. I love people to go out there to

1008
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,839
Speaker 1: make people's lives more interesting. It's the best.

1009
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 5: So much commitment, though, you know what I mean. I

1010
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 5: respect the commitment to.

1011
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 2: Do it in the multiple beaches, to like do it.

1012
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 2: Once he walked for two miles through sand dunes with

1013
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 2: sixty pounds I mean it's like it's beautiful.

1014
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 5: It is boating into the Gulf of Mexico. Yes, we

1015
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 5: two thirty pound foot machines on it.

1016
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 3: Crazy the risk you're taking.

1017
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 5: In a shallow in a rowboat and you're like, yeah,

1018
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,479
Speaker 5: I'll just strap these to my feet.

1019
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,439
Speaker 3: Where are we in the Gulf of Mexico. Everything's fin.

1020
00:53:55,880 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. What did people do before smartphones? Granddad? Well, a lot.

1021
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,760
Speaker 1: We did had time. We had time on our hands,

1022
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: that is for certain. I love that there's a bananimal,

1023
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 1: and I hope this person writes me back. They sent

1024
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 1: us like seven months ago, but I think it was

1025
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: in northern Wisconsin. Their dad worked third shift at like

1026
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 1: a power plant, and he would play these speed He

1027
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: put amplifiers in his car and when he was driving

1028
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: to work at one or two in the morning, he

1029
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: would blast the sound of a train passing and a

1030
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: train horn. So for a decade people called it like

1031
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: the ghost train of Wisconsin. And so please send that

1032
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,879
Speaker 1: in if you're still listening to the pod, I hope

1033
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 1: you are. But that to me is like the perfect

1034
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: kind of prank too, Like, yes, he's waking everybody up.

1035
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 1: That's a nightmare. People have kids. I get it. But

1036
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 1: also it's hilarious that in a town with no railroad

1037
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 1: that every night you just here. Well, so good, do.

1038
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 2: You have one to send us home? I do a

1039
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 2: real quickie.

1040
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm going to give us a real quickie and we're

1041
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: gonna wrap this bananas up tight. Children evacuated from swimming

1042
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: pool after prosthetic leg mistaken for pedophile. So yeah. Felicity

1043
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 1: mos for The Independent wrote this, an entire class of

1044
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 1: children was evacuated from a swimming pool after a prosthetic

1045
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 1: leg was mistaken for a pedophile.

1046
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 3: Oh.

1047
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 1: Teachers at kings Hill Primary School and Kent spotted a

1048
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 1: leg poking out from a cubicle whilst taking their class

1049
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: of Year four children swimming at a leisure center. After

1050
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: alerting the staff and evacuating sixty children from the pool,

1051
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: head teacher Carrie Thomas told the Kent Messenger quote one

1052
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 1: of the members of the staff had seen it. We

1053
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: quickly quickly moved the children out and everything was dealt

1054
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 1: with in accordance to school policy. Upon investigation, it was

1055
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: found that the leg belonged to a disabled man who

1056
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: had left it on the floor of the cubicle while

1057
00:55:58,040 --> 00:55:59,240
Speaker 1: he went for a swim.

1058
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:04,800
Speaker 5: Oh man, Now my mind immediately went to the leg

1059
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 5: being in the pool and touching somebody by axes and

1060
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 5: people being really on edge and leaving. But this is

1061
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 5: still a great example of people being really on edge

1062
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 5: and not just going around the corner to see what

1063
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 5: yes attached to, if any of this all.

1064
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 2: Here's a question, though, and I think this is probably

1065
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 2: an issue of language. When they say cubicle, do they

1066
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 2: mean a toilet stall?

1067
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's only one leg.

1068
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 2: I think they might mean a toilet stall, so probably

1069
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 2: children changing in a bathroom and you see an adult

1070
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 2: man leg. Maybe that's the issue, because I don't understand,

1071
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 2: like a cubicle is so confusing. Why is there a

1072
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 2: cubicle at the pool?

1073
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 1: You know you gotta apply for jobs, you take a swim,

1074
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 1: you're thinking about your future, you're starting.

1075
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 3: On a monster dot com coming you never know.

1076
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, attach a few rezos and get it out the door.

1077
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just I agree with you. It's like, uh,

1078
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 1: instead of evacuating sixty year four children, maybe just send

1079
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: the tallest teacher to like lean around the cubicle and like, Hi,

1080
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 1: no pedophiles, please excuse me. It's got a happy ending. No,

1081
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 1: the guy got his leg back. The kids are safe.

1082
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 2: We're all about safe kids, everybody. Okay, thank you and

1083
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 2: who sent that in?

1084
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: I believe that was a me. That might have been me.

1085
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 1: Uh Scotty, that might have been a Scotty Landis that

1086
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: was a me?

1087
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 2: Yank you so much?

1088
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 5: Oh my god, thanks for having this was so fun,

1089
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 5: you guys, what a great.

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Speaker 2: Show any time, And everybody go by Ria's new album,

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Speaker 2: pull yourself up by your boot leg.

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Speaker 7: Pull yourself up by nailed it to almost want to

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Speaker 7: say bootstrap yeah, which is a mistake and messing up

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Speaker 7: my own joke.

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Speaker 2: So well, I'm excited. I want to go buy it

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Speaker 2: right now. Thanks in the car.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: Thanks bye bye, Bananas Bananas.

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Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: Theme music by Kahan.

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Speaker 2: And all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: You can follow us on Instagram at The Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 1: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 1: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast,

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Speaker 2: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 1: And if you're interested in advertising on bananas. Please email

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Speaker 1: us at THEE Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 1: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.