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Speaker 1: Before I give you the prink. You know where I

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Speaker 1: am where my ladies? Where am I?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Ladies? Alabama, Birmingham, Alabama. Baby's going down tonight Week zero comedy.

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Speaker 1: Damn Tonight is the night. Been talking about it for

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Speaker 1: a long time. It is me, It is Bill Bellamy.

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Speaker 1: You do not want to miss it at the Well Auditory, Monica.

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Speaker 1: That's what I said. I said, Well auto tour, and

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Speaker 1: that's what we're gonna be at. Good night. Come check

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Speaker 1: out your boy. This is right before the big game,

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Speaker 1: you know, Valdosta versus Clark University West of Alabama versus

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Speaker 1: Port Valley. You know, the band gonna do their thing,

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Speaker 1: you know, But but that, but what cranks all of

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Speaker 1: that up is Bill and Timmy tell you Bill love Bill.

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Speaker 2: Bill.

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Speaker 1: There is that guy. You know, he's a comedian's comedian.

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Speaker 1: He's that guy. He's funny.

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Speaker 3: All right, stories great.

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Speaker 1: Well, listen, you know we borrowed a lot of things

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Speaker 1: in life. We borrow a cup of sugar, you bar

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Speaker 1: a shirt. You know, your ladies will borrow each other's

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Speaker 1: persons every now and then. You might borrow a blouse

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Speaker 1: or too. But that's not what I'm borrow. And what

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Speaker 1: I'm borrowing. Is can I borrow your freezer?

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Speaker 2: Why? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well, Labor Day weekend for the bar. Listen, I didn't

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Speaker 1: rest around and got a dead person. I got to

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Speaker 1: put up and freeze. I can't. Let's let's let's not

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Speaker 1: even go through all these details. We don't need to

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Speaker 1: go to all. All I need to know is kena bar,

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Speaker 1: a freeze Okay, because if not this, Bing'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: the stinking around here. I need a freezer. Cat dog,

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Speaker 1: if you would.

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Speaker 4: Light equipment? Does this train on? How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to reach Dale. Bill is the manager? Right?

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Speaker 4: Yes, Gale is the manager. How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Is Dale available? Is he there?

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Speaker 4: He's actually with a customer. Is there something that I

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Speaker 4: can help you with? Or a pass along a message?

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Speaker 2: Okay? So y'all Allied equipment? What what? What? What exactly

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Speaker 2: do y'all have there? I'm going to make sure I'm

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Speaker 2: calling the right place. Oh yes, of course.

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Speaker 4: It's a restaurant supply company. So we have you know,

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Speaker 4: everything from freezers, refrigerators to your basic restaurant supplies.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we y'all do have freezers, because that's what I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to do. What I'm trying to do is uh,

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Speaker 2: I've run out of freezer space, and I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: see if possibly, you know, my back is up against

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Speaker 2: the wall right now. I'm trying to see if I

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Speaker 2: can possibly put something in one of you ass freezers

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Speaker 2: for a couple of days until I get freed up

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Speaker 2: on this end. So that's why I wanted to see

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Speaker 2: if you guys would allow me to do something like that.

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Speaker 2: Is that possible, sir?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm a little confused. Don't want to buy a freezer.

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Speaker 4: You just want to put something in one of our freezers.

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Speaker 2: I just want to put something in there for a

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Speaker 2: couple of days because I have a freezer, but mine

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Speaker 2: is completely full, and I'm trying to see if I

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Speaker 2: can put something in you ass freezer until, you know,

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Speaker 2: for a couple of days, and then I'll come back

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Speaker 2: and get it.

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: We don't do that.

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Speaker 4: If you wanted to come by and purchase the freezer,

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Speaker 4: I'm having to help you, but we don't allow outside

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Speaker 4: that's I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, well, I was told if Dale would hear

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Speaker 4: Okay, you said your name is Kevin.

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Speaker 2: Kevin.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Kevin, If you just hold a moment, I will

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Speaker 4: see if Dale can take your call.

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Speaker 2: That's that's what the hell I asked in the first places.

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Speaker 4: Death O, k then hold on a moment, please.

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Speaker 2: This is Del. I can help you. How you doing this?

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Speaker 2: Is Kevin Kevin, And I've been on the phone with

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Speaker 2: with your sales persons. But let me tell you what

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Speaker 2: your You have a lot of walk in freezers that

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Speaker 2: you all sell, right right? We do? Yeah? Okay, So

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Speaker 2: what I got is my freezer is completely full, man,

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Speaker 2: and I'm I'm my back is against the wall. You

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Speaker 2: possible for me to I need to keep something frozen

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Speaker 2: for a few days. It's only going to be like

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Speaker 2: two days. My frieze will be, you know, half empty

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Speaker 2: Is it possible for me to bring something over there

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Speaker 2: to keep keep it frozen for a couple of days.

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Speaker 3: You know what we got at the showroom, you know,

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Speaker 3: with different displays so you could see what different kind

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Speaker 3: I can have you in if you're interested in buying one.

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Speaker 2: But no, no, I hate it, just there for show,

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Speaker 2: you know, right right? No, No, I have a cooler.

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Speaker 2: I have a frieze already, but like I say, mine

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be in trouble. Like I said, I'm I'm

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Speaker 2: back against the wall over here. Man. And I can't

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Speaker 2: remember who recommended you, but you can't highly recommend it

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Speaker 2: that you might be able to kill me a little

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Speaker 2: love on this look. I guess it comes back.

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Speaker 3: It depends on what do you need? How much? How

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Speaker 3: much do you have that you need frozen? I mean

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what.

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Speaker 2: You Well, well, I got three bodies that I need

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Speaker 2: to get to keep, you know, to keep frozen man.

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Speaker 2: That you know we run a mortuary over here. This

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Speaker 2: is both my mind. Yeah, we gonna need three people bodies. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we got three bodies that and like I said, my

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Speaker 2: my freezers full. Man. But in a couple of days,

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Speaker 2: you know, these bodies, you know, the funerals would have happened,

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Speaker 2: so we'll be freed up, you know. But right now,

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Speaker 2: I got I got three bodies coming in to day

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Speaker 3: Are you crazy?

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Speaker 2: Mind? No? No, No, I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious, bro.

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Speaker 2: So like I said, you can't highly recommend it, you know.

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Speaker 2: And I'm just trying to get somebody to show me

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Speaker 2: your little love.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 2: You got those freezers, you don't have nothing in them,

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Speaker 2: you know, I just need it for a couple of days.

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Speaker 3: You got to be out of your mind. We're not

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Speaker 3: talking about ice. This isn't chicken wings or a port shoulder.

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Speaker 3: He's a popaul. You are out of your mind, man.

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Speaker 2: But but listen to me, Dale, Listen to what I'm

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Speaker 2: You understand how serious is this? I have to keep

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Speaker 2: them frozen. That's the reason why I'm calling you. I mean,

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Speaker 2: your help man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand that.

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Speaker 2: Look, if you want to, I'll have.

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Speaker 3: You come in to buy your own freezer. You can

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Speaker 3: put your own bodies in your own freezer. How much

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Speaker 3: supposed to show off my showroom with frozen bodies in

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Speaker 2: But just just don't show that one for a couple

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Speaker 2: of days, you know what I'm saying, Just don't show

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Speaker 2: it all. We'll just come you know what. You know

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Speaker 2: here we could do. We could put the bodies in there,

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Speaker 2: just cover them up and people don't want to know

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Speaker 2: what it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I get a buyer that comes in

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Speaker 3: and the cover falls off it and I got a

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Speaker 3: frozen dead body in my freezer. Is that even legal?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Man. All I'm saying is, here's the

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Speaker 2: deal man. You can't highly recommend it. They told me

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Speaker 2: that you would probably show me so love. I'm actually,

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Speaker 2: you know, getting ready to load up and come your way.

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Speaker 3: Dude, you can't those dead bodies away from my store.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now. I can't hook you up

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Speaker 2: It, Okay, but we shouldn't the load up and come

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Speaker 2: that weighto. Man. So you know what I'm saying, it's uh,

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Speaker 2: I mean, what am I supposed to do?

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Speaker 3: I have no you know what? You want to come

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Speaker 3: talk to me? You want to buy a freezer for yourself,

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Speaker 3: and you want to freeze your dead bodies on your own,

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Speaker 3: I don't care. I'll tell you a freezer. I got

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Speaker 3: no problem with telling you a freezer. But you're not

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Speaker 3: bringing the bodies here. It's just not happening.

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Speaker 2: So if Alonzo, if Alonzo calls you and green lights

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Speaker 2: it is it, okay, then.

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Speaker 3: I highly doubt Alonzo's gonna call me and tell me

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Speaker 3: to put three debt bodies and on our showroom for

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Speaker 3: a freezer. I made out that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but but but guess what Alonzo told me.

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Speaker 3: What ad Alonzo telling you.

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Speaker 2: Alonzo told me to give you a call. He told

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Speaker 2: me to give you a foot phone call. This is

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Speaker 2: not from the steel off in morning. Come on, are

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Speaker 2: you serious? Just uh had a ball.

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Speaker 3: I'm having my chuck hurt.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh geez that guy. Oh you just you just

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Speaker 2: got pranked by your GM Baby. That's happening right here,

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Speaker 2: all right, man, give me one more thing. You gotta

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Speaker 2: tell me. This is right here Dale. What is the

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Speaker 2: baddest that I'm talking about, The baddest radio show in

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Speaker 2: the land.

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Speaker 3: It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: My friend, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,