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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously most

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Speaker 1: crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today

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Speaker 1: we talk about Adam Divide. I fucking hate you. Look,

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Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about your mid muffin. Bro.

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Speaker 1: Let's get back to uh the guy in his butthole.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Start your engines ring ming ming ming, ming, ming, ming,

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Speaker 1: ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming. Yeah, baby, home,

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Speaker 1: my god. How did you guys have a Mary Mary

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Speaker 1: Mary Mary Xmas? Oh yeah, holly jolly Christmas. Oh yeah, brother, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm super Christian? You know about about me? Yeah? Man,

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Speaker 1: that's your middle name. Honestly, there's Christian home. So Chris

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Speaker 1: kringled out. Literally, christ is born. Y'all rejoice and Happy

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Speaker 1: New Year, everybody. We are in the future. Was there

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Speaker 1: any good Christmas movies that came out? I feel like

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Speaker 1: I didn't see a single good I didn't watch Seth

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Speaker 1: and Evans. What was that called Christmas Ink or something.

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Speaker 1: It's it's like a stop animation thing that they did

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Speaker 1: for HBO. I don't know what you're talking about, don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure well, they came out with something and

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Speaker 1: it looked funny, but I did not watch it yet.

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Speaker 1: Oh you mean like a movie star and his friend

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Speaker 1: who makes huge movies and that still can't get like

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Speaker 1: on anybody's radar. Cool, cool industry. Yeah, we've done this

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Speaker 1: to ourselves, our faults. I'm sure it's funny. Uh well,

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Speaker 1: guess what I don't. I don't know if I told

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Speaker 1: you guys this, But I got COVID again. What say too?

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Speaker 1: I have COVID again right now, currently battling the bid

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Speaker 1: to be fair. You wanted it, you wanted it. I

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Speaker 1: always I'm like it. I'm trying to get the most

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Speaker 1: most COVID in one body is possible. Wait, what do

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Speaker 1: you think that is? I just I got it three

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Speaker 1: months ago and then I just uh me, re up.

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Speaker 1: What do you think the record is for somebody getting

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Speaker 1: it like seven? I don't know. They told me that

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Speaker 1: I couldn't even get the booster shot until three months

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Speaker 1: has gone by after getting COVID the first time. Who's

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Speaker 1: they like? Production assistance at Joe Rogan Experience. You know

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Speaker 1: the doctor that that gave me the Monta clone that

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Speaker 1: you can't have it for three months? Yeah? I told

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Speaker 1: me to wait on getting the booster. Well you're down

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Speaker 1: in Orange County too, that's a different vibe. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: I think that was the That's what they were saying,

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Speaker 1: you're not supposed to get because it will be too

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Speaker 1: much COVID on COVID action is what I'm assuming. Yo,

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Speaker 1: I want to see that. It's science and uh so

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Speaker 1: I don't know. So I didn't get it. And then

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Speaker 1: literally three months to the week, I got COVID again

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Speaker 1: and I was supposed to get the booster shot yesterday. Damn, dude,

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Speaker 1: you got to get that booster, my rooster. That freaking sucks. Dude.

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Speaker 1: I'm so just like, I'm confused. I'm just like, I don't,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't understand what's happening. Just you were

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Speaker 1: just we're all getting good, We're getting the fed man. Admittedly,

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Speaker 1: admittedly it was much much better this time. The first

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Speaker 1: time really kicked my ask this time, I'm like, if

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Speaker 1: it just feels like how I felt for the last

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Speaker 1: two months. I've kind of had a cold for two months, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just sort of like running nose. How did you know

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Speaker 1: you had a cold? You had cold symptoms, and then

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Speaker 1: you were like, well, I tested before I traveled, and

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Speaker 1: then I tested the day I got back, and then

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Speaker 1: the day I got back, Ding Dong Ding Dong Dong

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Speaker 1: Pop goes the Weasel, and I was feeling maybe a

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Speaker 1: little shiptier than I felt in the last couple of months.

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Speaker 1: But it wasn't you know, it ain't ship my dude.

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Speaker 1: I think it's like guaranteed if you go to an

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Speaker 1: airport you're getting did you might get the COVID? Damn?

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Speaker 1: That is fucked up. Dude. Are you a cool guy

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Speaker 1: who's like in the corner texting with like just the

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Speaker 1: mask under the chin? Yeah? What's your protocol? Do you

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Speaker 1: got the nose out? You got the nose out? Everyone's no, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm fully I'm I'm masked up. Have you ever had

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Speaker 1: the mask under your chin? Absolutely? Yeah. Ever, yeah, if

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Speaker 1: I'm taking a drink, sometimes I might just pull that down. Never,

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Speaker 1: I've never had it on my chin. Always I'll just

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Speaker 1: take it off, or I'll just open it to the

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Speaker 1: side if I'm gonna take a drink. I love that

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Speaker 1: you can be so confident that you've never once dipped

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Speaker 1: the mask beneath your chin. No matter what, I'm not

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Speaker 1: buying that I do. I kind of believe it from

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Speaker 1: DIRS because he's like a robot, like's not's not part

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Speaker 1: of the human experience like the rest of us are

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Speaker 1: who just could absent mindedly just pull it down, take

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Speaker 1: that you pull it down with four fingers of yours,

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Speaker 1: you know the lace man? Yeah? Are you like Shredder

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Speaker 1: revealing the scar splinter? Yeah? What I what? I pull that?

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Speaker 1: I pull it off with fource. Yeah. But still there's

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Speaker 1: is weird like that because remember like he would like

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Speaker 1: eat snacks and then we'd take like the rappers and

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Speaker 1: like fold them up into the smallest little squares you

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Speaker 1: do some robot ash ship dude. Yeah. Also hasn't caught

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Speaker 1: COVID yet, the fact that that means I'm a nerd though, Well,

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Speaker 1: if you haven't gone COVID, you're a nerd. He's gotten COVID. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm a nerve. That's what's going on. Why am I

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Speaker 1: the fucking wild man out here catching double vid? Well?

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Speaker 1: I feel like a long time ago you were like,

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Speaker 1: I've been out five nights a week and haven't gotten it,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, do you remember this conversation. Wait,

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Speaker 1: wait and see, uh for real said that and you're like,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm out and like four nights a week,

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Speaker 1: I'm out and I'm not getting it. And then you've

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Speaker 1: gotten it twice. Yeah, yeah, but only in the last

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Speaker 1: three months though this thing's been going on for a while.

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Speaker 1: I did pretty good. I'm not saying I staggered. I

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Speaker 1: staggered my COVID like the end of it. What the

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Speaker 1: fund do we do now? So if you're vaccinated, you

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Speaker 1: get it. So why did we even check vacs at

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Speaker 1: this point because everybody everybody's susceptible, Like it's because you

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Speaker 1: get less sick if you don't have that exactly. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: but the whole thing we're trying not to do. So

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Speaker 1: that should be your personal choice, right, well, unless you

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Speaker 1: want to fuck hospital dealing with a bunch of people. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: people on lung things or whatever. You know. Um, that's

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Speaker 1: the whole thing. By the way, I'm kind of stoked that,

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Speaker 1: like at this point it's mostly unvaxed people dying. Um,

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Speaker 1: not because I don't like people that aren't vaccinated. I

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Speaker 1: think you guys are you're fine people. If you're unvaccinated,

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Speaker 1: you're still probably some of my good friends are unvaccinated,

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Speaker 1: I imagine, right, but also like it can kill you,

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Speaker 1: so I'll see you around, yeah you know, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, but I'm just saying, like, you know, how

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Speaker 1: come like you can't come in if you're not vaccinating

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Speaker 1: we found out about this, being like, well people die,

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Speaker 1: you're kind of a dick head. But now that we

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Speaker 1: know here to stay, like, how long can we be

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Speaker 1: like we're doing this for every single person when like

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Speaker 1: not everyone's in it. So it's just so we Well

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Speaker 1: that's why people are shooting on the CDC so hard.

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Speaker 1: Right now that they've last they've like laxed the waiting period,

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Speaker 1: can go back into society and people are like shooting on.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, at this point, it is what it is.

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Speaker 1: It's either you get vaccinated and you protect yourself, or

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Speaker 1: you don't and you don't I think I think has

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Speaker 1: the best get it. Yeah, it's just like it's it's

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Speaker 1: it's not a nice thing to do to the people

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Speaker 1: choice to get vaccinated and be you know, frontline worker

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Speaker 1: and all that. If you're old or like super hefty.

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Speaker 1: It's a bummer. It's a bummer. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: maybe maybe this is God's will. Oh right, Christ is born.

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Speaker 1: I tell you guys that when I was filming down

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Speaker 1: this woman said that at her church people were calling

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Speaker 1: it the mark of the beast, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: that's off the chain, like six six what is like

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Speaker 1: when you get the shot, it's there like that's the

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Speaker 1: mark of the beast from the Bible. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: fucking yes, Satan, Satan, I'm down. I like that the

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Speaker 1: mark of the beast is just like a little like

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Speaker 1: colorful band aid. Yeah right, it's a PA patrol band

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Speaker 1: aid for sure. Yeah, absolutely, I don't know, man, two,

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Speaker 1: we had a good run. It's the future, but it's doomsday.

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Speaker 1: It's just crazy that this ship has been going on

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Speaker 1: so fucking long at this point, right, Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's like like two years of a person's life. That's

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Speaker 1: a long like if you went to prison for two years,

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Speaker 1: that's not a short stint. Allegedly, Ye, three months sucks

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Speaker 1: time you're fifteen to the time you're seventeen, you just

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Speaker 1: can't really hang out with your homies in the way

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Speaker 1: my middle dog who's four, doesn't remember before the pandemic. Oh,

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Speaker 1: ask him? You're like, remember when we could? And he's like, no,

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Speaker 1: you mean? And I was like, Okay, you don't know

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Speaker 1: we didn't have to wear a mask when we went places?

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Speaker 1: So sad and he just was like, what do you mean,

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Speaker 1: protect yourself for the virus. And you're like yeah, basically

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Speaker 1: bitch dude, is there? Dude? Yeah? So what did you

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Speaker 1: do to on bitchify your child at that moment? Bare

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Speaker 1: bottom spanking? Yeah, smart pull? I said, pull your pants down? Now,

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Speaker 1: you know what are parents doing? What is that banking?

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Speaker 1: I know it, I know it hurts more, but hit hit,

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Speaker 1: hit harder, and keep the pants on harder. I feel

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Speaker 1: like my parents never use a weapon. Pulled my pants down?

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Speaker 1: I got, I got, I got bare bottomed, sparkes belt,

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Speaker 1: you got bare But so wait, what was the process

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Speaker 1: of getting bare bottomed strength? Like was it like over

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Speaker 1: there when your pants all the way does he rip

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Speaker 1: your pants down or your mom or does he Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's a neighborhood, die, what does your dad could be?

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Speaker 1: Principle could have been your principle is that man in

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Speaker 1: your house make you when I get to make you

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Speaker 1: pull your pants down in front of him real quick.

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Speaker 1: For the principle is more like an insertion, right. That

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Speaker 1: was like you're naughty, and I'd go know at that age,

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Speaker 1: tell you something at least that was never even I

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00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 1: was like, no, I wouldn't even study last second. I

423
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 1: was game in that system. I was like, I remember

424
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 1: guys like you having fun and then on the exam,

425
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 1: like the one no homework, but then on the exam

426
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 1: they'd be like, yeah, I gotta be plus, and you go,

427
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,399
Speaker 1: that's not what she did. That's how we agreed to

428
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 1: we were both going to fail and studied. We all

429
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: said that we were going to fail this one to

430
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 1: treat me betrayal. We had a teacher that uh, I

431
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 1: hated so much that I went to the school board

432
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: and oh, yeah, the bitch, and he got a petition

433
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 1: with multiple teachers on it, UH saying that she's not

434
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 1: fit to be a teacher, multiple other teachers in the

435
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 1: school and then went to the school board and spoke,

436
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:57,360
Speaker 1: you're karen it totally dude. And she was the worst.

437
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 1: She was a fucking nightmare. Matth teacher and then uh

438
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 1: she was demoted to in school detention teacher, so then

439
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: she could only teach kids. And so my that was

440
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 1: my sophomore year of high school when this all this

441
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 1: went down my senior year. As I'm walking out of

442
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 1: the school, she goes, Adam divide. I turned around. It

443
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: was like a fucking John Huston satan. I turned around

444
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 1: and she goes, I fucking hate you. Yeah, but you

445
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: get it. And then I'm like, I hate you too, bitch.

446
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 1: And I walked out and was like, yeah, that was

447
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 1: I mean that that teacher also we hated her. She

448
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: hated us. It was a mutual hite, dude. She hated everything.

449
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,439
Speaker 1: Was it sexual attention? Though probably you could tell she

450
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: wanted to fuck uh no, but not for me. Maybe

451
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,880
Speaker 1: that's why I was so salty with her. She would

452
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 1: she would show like the athletes, the jocks like special

453
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: attention and everyone don't hate. He would fucking hate their guts.

454
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: So I was standing up for all of the little,

455
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: the cripples, the little all the little crips at me

456
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:19,159
Speaker 1: and the crips. And that's why you do stand up.

457
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: Now you're still standing up, damn um I had the

458
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,719
Speaker 1: same thing with a teacher that everyone loved, where he

459
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,680
Speaker 1: was like the fun guy who would throw out mcmuffins.

460
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 1: He had like it was like the first class in

461
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 1: the morning, so if you got something right, he would

462
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: just be like, here's a McMuffin. But like I didn't

463
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 1: get I just didn't get it, and he was like,

464
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just was like, can you stop

465
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,479
Speaker 1: telling the math and jokes so I can understand it?

466
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 1: But you didn't like learning, so why did you give

467
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: a funk? Why were you? Because I had to like

468
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: pass its math. You can't graduate if you don't pass math,

469
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,479
Speaker 1: which I had failed freshman year and had to like

470
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: do repeat algebra or whatever. Um. And then he took

471
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: me on the hallway like why don't you like this?

472
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: And I was like, I can't understand the way you're

473
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 1: teaching it. It's it's funny, it's very entertaining. I just

474
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: am not getting it. Look, and he's like everybody else

475
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 1: gets it, And I go, I guess I got a

476
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: transfer this in the hallway. Oh yeah, look, I don't

477
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: give a funk about your mid muffins. Bro alright, teach

478
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 1: the class kind to the book. I mean but everybody

479
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: loved him. Shout out, I hope he's still alive, you know.

480
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: But then I went to miss herby shout out donn herby, Donny,

481
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,679
Speaker 1: she's the one who. Uh. She gave me a test

482
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: that I just wrote my name on and gave it

483
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 1: back to her because I was like, I don't know

484
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: the answer, and she was like, just go ahead and try,

485
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't know it. For you,

486
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 1: I won't. I loved her. She always wore like the

487
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 1: fucking freshest wind suits. Damn. Shout out. Well, So, I mean,

488
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: I understand, not understand. I also, I feel like all

489
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 1: three of us had issues with math. It's hard, and

490
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: that that was for sure my hardest at a certain point,

491
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: my hardest thing. But you could even getting reader tell time. Yeah,

492
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: do you think do you think part of your dyslexia

493
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: that we've sort of found out throughout alexia, do you

494
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 1: think that has something to do with your your inability

495
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: to how I lost my math? Yeah? Uh. You know

496
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 1: what though, what's weird is like I can do math,

497
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: you know how they're like, show your work right on math.

498
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: I would always do the math in a different way

499
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 1: that worked for my brain, and then they would go sure.

500
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 1: They would say, hey, like, that's actually not how you

501
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,680
Speaker 1: do it, and I go, but the answers right, and

502
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: they go, right, but we need you to learn it

503
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 1: this way, which I'm sure is like the building blocks

504
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: of math, because if you do it correctly here, then

505
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: you can do the next thing or whatever. But I

506
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: just I was like, I don't this. That's so much

507
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,679
Speaker 1: harder for me to get than to do it this

508
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: other way that would work, but not always obviously, because

509
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking knucklehead. Yeah, I gets, because I guess

510
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: I didn't understand that when I was such a dumbass

511
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 1: little kid. Is like everything you is going to continue

512
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: on into the next phase of math, and you have

513
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: to know these base If you don't know how to

514
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: do the base stuff correctly, then you're going to be

515
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,199
Speaker 1: completely lost when it gets to the bigger Hey, guys,

516
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 1: And that's that's a lesson for life, isn't it? Right?

517
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 1: It is a little bit, except iPhones are here, so

518
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 1: nothing matters. Yeah. Uh so, So what basically Blake is

519
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: saying that he thinks teachers are bad. They didn't teach him. No,

520
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: I was saying, like, are you mad? Because they weren't

521
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: trying to Wait, are you saying that I was wish?

522
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: I wish like there were a few teachers I thought

523
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: were pretty hot, and then they just never looked my way.

524
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,719
Speaker 1: But I didn't have any sort of muscle definition, So

525
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Yeah, that's true. I don't buy that

526
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: for a moment. Trust me. I had a teacher once

527
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: that uh I would fake flirt with her so often

528
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: that YE would fake flirt. I was jis like, there's

529
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: this boy at school. It's totally gonna get me five Yeah,

530
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: and uh I just I'm doing it. So my classmates

531
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: are laughing. And everything you were doing was a performance.

532
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: It's a performance. It's a performance. And so I had

533
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: I had a question for her after class, and she

534
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: wouldn't talk to me alone in the classroom. She made

535
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: me go in the hallway to talk to her. You

536
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: made her feel unsafe. Yeah, I was like, Oh, I

537
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: guess I'm like a I didn't even know. I thought

538
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: I was just doing comedy. So so so the Lord

539
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 1: of the cripts, how are you let's roll out into

540
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: the hallway and talk here. I was out of my

541
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: wheelchair by that point. What would you say? What do

542
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: you mean you would flirt with her? Was it like hey,

543
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: nice dress today, or like, yeah, I don't know. I

544
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: don't think it was like that. It would be like

545
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: it'd be like over the top stuff. It'd be like

546
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: it'd be like look at that tits, is this a boat?

547
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: Or in my sweatpants, your boots are huge? No, I

548
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: don't know even what it was. It'd be like anything

549
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: for you miss in her name and like anything for

550
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: you of course, of course, and you know, just kind

551
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: of laying it on thick or being like what perfume

552
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: are you wearing today? That is delightful? And you know,

553
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: my friends think it's funny, and she thinks that I'm

554
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: being a total creep. Was she like, you know whatever?

555
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: For what it is? Was she attractive or was she

556
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: We're gonna yeah, I think so, I know for what

557
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: I remember. But go back anytime you look at old

558
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: photos of people that you thought were like the hottest

559
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: people in the world, and you go back and look

560
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: from like when you're a kid and you're like yearbook,

561
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: what going through the yearbook to like the babes from

562
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: like junior higher high school, You're just like, what the

563
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: funk were we like, it's like a prison system. Hey,

564
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: but at the time, this goes into a whole thing

565
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 1: about just a vibe. It's a vibe. Still put out

566
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 1: that vibe, dude. They might look like a horse now

567
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: or something, but like back in the day, they have

568
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: the vibe. We're like if they're sitting in front of

569
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: you and they turn around like did you need a

570
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: pencil today? And you're like, Melanie was cool. Melanie was

571
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: so nice. She'd write on my hand. It was just

572
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 1: meant the world to me, dude, Right, dude, if a

573
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: girl would just be like, can I write on your hand?

574
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: The amount of notes that were passed back and forth?

575
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: Get real, dude, entire forests of notes. Hey, ladies, if

576
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: you want in today's age, if you want to get

577
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: a husband, thank you. Come on past past that man

578
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: a note? Yes? Maybe? Or are you talking about in

579
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: high school? No, I'm talking and I'm talking today. Or

580
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: steal his hat and run away with it and don't

581
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: let him have it back and put it on that

582
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: maybe maybe take his trapper keeper and vandalize it. Just

583
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: rip the freaking hat off his head, run away, put

584
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: it on, take some selfies with it. I remember this

585
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: girl stole my brand new trapper keeper and wrote fluffy buns?

586
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 1: Do I make that's not fluffy buns? On the Nike

587
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: swish there's a white Nike switch in the middle. You

588
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: ever heard her use those words before? What does that

589
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: mean her and her friends? In hindsight, I was like,

590
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: they must have liked really wanted or something. Were they

591
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: talking about your bud being fluffy? Yeah, my my butt.

592
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: They like, that's accurate fluffy, but that's one way to

593
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: explain it. And sucking dump truck ads. She just wrote

594
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: dump truck as they were fluffy. I was so mad.

595
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,479
Speaker 1: I was so mad at these girls for like I

596
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,719
Speaker 1: want to say, like six months. It like the levels

597
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: of mad was disproportionate to what they did. No, man,

598
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: you still haven't forgiven him the obviously he pissed. Now.

599
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: High school beefs, do you remember? I wish as adults

600
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 1: you could still like get in fights after work. You

601
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: can like like like it's really frowned upon and helt it.

602
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: I feel like fights kind of died off by the

603
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: time we got into high school. But seventh and eighth

604
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: grade there was a fight every day. That was the best. Yeah,

605
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: the best, so exciting, where would you guys have yours

606
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: at the bike cage. No, we went either we went

607
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: to the down by the track or up by the

608
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: circle like the train track, no track copy that and

609
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: there was like a little wooded area that you could

610
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: kind of dip down in and that was still on

611
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: campus though, yeah, or the circle which was just off

612
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: campus at the very top of the hill so you

613
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: saw teachers coming. If they were coming, teachers would fight. No,

614
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: that would be really cool. I feel like, but do

615
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: you know when like the ship would just pop off

616
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: during like recess or whatever, during like passing period, and

617
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: then the whole just go right to like the fight.

618
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: It was just like fie bye by That ship was

619
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: the best. It's how exciting, Like it makes me feel like,

620
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: why wasn't I like a fight promoter. I would have

621
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: done really well in middle school as a fight promoter. Yeah,

622
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: that's a great idea. Were there more girl fights or

623
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,240
Speaker 1: boy fights? We had way more girl fights for really.

624
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, windmill arm fights for sure with the hair

625
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: pulling hair and those girl fights, they were more aggressive

626
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: than the guy fights by far. I mean, like, do

627
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: you watch the mixed martial arts like the girl fights?

628
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: Oh my God, dude, they fucking that girl the other

629
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: night's face got destroyed. She looked like that movie The

630
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: Mask or Mask. Yeah, dude, their faces all boil up.

631
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: It's crazy Mask with Jim Carrey No No Mask and

632
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: Sam Elliott, Sharon Eric Stults so good, so good. I

633
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: can't even watch those girl m m a fights. They

634
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 1: get so brutal and they kick each other right in

635
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 1: the face. That's sexist. But okay, if they need your money,

636
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: that's true. I'll get into its watching the brawl. No,

637
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: but for sure at my school it was it was

638
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: always there. Weren't that many girl fights. I feel like

639
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 1: maybe there were more boys fighting teachers than boys fighting

640
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: each other. You had boys fight teachers. So these teachers,

641
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 1: first of all, they get paid no money, yeah, or

642
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: they get way underpaid. To be fair, though, they're all

643
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: constantly trying to fund the children together. That's been established.

644
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's it's a national phenomenon. Yeah, somebody has

645
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: to put them in their place. Well, admittedly did that.

646
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: I mean, the teachers have a leg to stand on

647
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: because these kids are getting fucking sexy, you know, that's true.

648
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: But also with their with their tough nipples, the guys

649
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: with the tough nipples, Sanders nipples. We talked about it before,

650
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: when the nipples, the under the nipple gets real firm

651
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: when they're developing, which, by the way, you guys still

652
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: we don't, we don't. We didn't have a teacher ever

653
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: fight a student. That is very bizarre now when you

654
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: say the boy fighting a teacher, but never a teacher

655
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 1: trying to fight the fucking kid. But but a student

656
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 1: like throwing hands. Yeah, yeah, sure, was it a scenario

657
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: where the student like knocked the teacher out, Like there's

658
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: no way you win if you're the teacher, there's no

659
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: way to win. You would see like the dad's strength kicking.

660
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: Like high school was a little dicer. We had like

661
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: thirty security guards whose job it was a kid r

662
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: I p. Big John died last year, I think. Um.

663
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: But like in high school or middle school, like you

664
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 1: would see the dad's strength come out and just put

665
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: some little seventh or eighth grade or in like a

666
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: fucking bear hug and be like you want to hit me?

667
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: You know Kyle's dad's style. Yeah, you would, and you'd

668
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: be like, whoa so and so FU got in there?

669
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 1: The snapping point that's that's my favorite. Just dad's strength. Yeah,

670
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: just bear hugging a motherfucker. I can't wait for you

671
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: guys to like, you know, and and probably like five

672
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: years when we're still do in the podcast and you

673
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: come on and you're like three times a week, guys,

674
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: crazy story. I just beat the ship out of a

675
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: fourteen year old. Wow, right, I had to. I had to,

676
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: Like they were punking my kid that he pushed me.

677
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: I told him to knock it off. He stepped to

678
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: me again. I dropped the little son of a bit.

679
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: He started charging. I took his head and I just

680
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: followed it into the wall. Did I talk about I

681
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: took my fist and I just did I talk about stop?

682
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop. I elbow dropped him, went to the car.

683
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: I got a nice Did I tell guys about us?

684
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: A few years ago? We at We're at a park

685
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: and uh, I'm watching Arnie. He's the mask thing, the

686
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: mask man. What the mask man? When the guy was

687
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: like make me no, no, no, no, no, this is different.

688
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: Here we go story excited band, This is about attacking

689
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: a kid. Um So, Arnie's three, he's three years old,

690
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 1: maybe like almost four. That's straight youthful, and he's on

691
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 1: the monkey bars and he's like hanging there or whatever.

692
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: Wild man at three, that's pretty tough. And then some

693
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: kid who was who I found out was seven, comes

694
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: up behind him pants and then just wraps his legs

695
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: around Arnie. Arnie doesn't know this kid. I don't know

696
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: this kids like American gladiator style exactly. Um he was

697
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: this kid Malibu's my son. He lasers him, he geminize him,

698
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 1: and he lasers and blazers. Arnie can't support the weight

699
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: of this kid's legs and falls and like eats ship

700
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: and I go hey, and the other kid looks and

701
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: drops down, and I go I check with Arnie, are

702
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: you okay? And he's crying and I go how old

703
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: are you? And the other kids like what? I go,

704
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: how old are you? He's like seven? I go, you're

705
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: seven years old? He's three. Do you understand that you

706
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: don't do that to a three year old your seventh? Okay, kid,

707
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 1: you gotta act like it were your parents. This is great,

708
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: This is great, and is like they're not here, my

709
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: sisters here. I'm like, where's your sister? Down bare bottoms?

710
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,919
Speaker 1: So then the sister just starts beating the ship out

711
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: of me. He's m M A dude. There's some barbecue

712
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: like three yards away, and this kid is like just

713
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 1: off wandering, Like I go go over there and and

714
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: take five minutes. Yeah, And then I was like, all right,

715
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: I just yelled at some fucking strange kid. But by

716
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: the way, that's how it used to be psycho on

717
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: the playground. Some strange parent would come over and go, hey,

718
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 1: what are you doing. Don't do that? You know, hey,

719
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 1: ship head. I feel like, out of the three of us,

720
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: dirs will be the first one. Also, he's got the

721
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: oldest kids spain somebody else's child. Yeah, I feel like

722
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: he's going to be the first one to uh either

723
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: get in some sort of altercation with the child or

724
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: not herball or otherwise. I don't know. I mean, some

725
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,720
Speaker 1: times times have changed. You can't say anything to anybody

726
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: else's kid anymore. But my dad would fight kids. My

727
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: dad on multiple That's what it had to be. I mean, like, because,

728
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: by the way, if my kid is being a total

729
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: fucking psycho turd at a playground, put him in check.

730
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: You have my permission to be there. I'm not there.

731
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: Put him check, please, so that he knows. And by

732
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: the way, it's better when it's a stranger because then

733
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 1: you're like, whoa something, That ship will rock you, That

734
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: ship will rock you. My dad one time, these kids

735
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: stole my basketball and kicked it on the roof and

736
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 1: I came home like crying because it was did you

737
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: throw a battery acid on these kids or I didn't know? Okay, okay, no,

738
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: they threw ba uh and I go and I'm crying

739
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,919
Speaker 1: because it was the Pizza Hut basketball that my dad

740
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: had just got me, the black one for like five

741
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: It was like black and gray with like little graffiti

742
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,760
Speaker 1: on it. It It was sick as Yeah, it was super

743
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: fucking cool. And he got it for me and he

744
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 1: was just out of town for a while, and I'm like,

745
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: he got it for me. He bought two pizzas and

746
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: got it for free. And then I was like, uh

747
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 1: and I had basketball. Yeah, I be out of town here.

748
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 1: That's amazing when your dad because my dad was gone

749
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: for like weeks at a time when I was a kid,

750
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: how much just like a little piece of ship. Drink

751
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: it from like some truck stop, and I'm like, this

752
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,240
Speaker 1: is the coolest thing in the fucking world. Here's here's

753
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 1: some grass. This is this is from South Dakota. Oh

754
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: my god, this is from the great Planes. This doesn't

755
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:33,359
Speaker 1: make a necklace. And and so he came I think

756
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: I've told this story on the podcast where he came

757
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: over to these kids and was like, get my son

758
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: his ball and they're like, no, funk off. And my

759
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: dad's like, could go get it and he's like, what

760
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? When the kid pushed him, and

761
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: my dad just fucking smacked this kid in the head. Yeah,

762
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: if a kid, if a kid puts hands on me,

763
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,919
Speaker 1: now that's gonna be a good day. It's a green light. Yeah,

764
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: for sure, it's a green light. Yeah. He was like

765
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 1: he was like fourteen. My dad just like smacked this

766
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 1: kid and then grabbed him and then told him to it.

767
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: And then everyone was kind of shocked. And he's like,

768
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: climb up on this fucking building and get that my

769
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: son is basketball. And then he climbed up it and

770
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: got me my basketball. He should have thrown the kid

771
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: on the roof the kid. You can't do that? Do

772
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 1: you not do that? If a kid pushes you, it's

773
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: self defense. No, it's a child. There's a teenager Oh,

774
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: you're such a bitch right now, dude, if a kid.

775
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: First of all, he just stole your son's property, hinted

776
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 1: on the roof. He's a ship head. You come over.

777
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: You asked him to get to get it down. He

778
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 1: says no, you asked him again. He shoves you and says,

779
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: get the funk out of here. You're allowed to close

780
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,439
Speaker 1: fist punch him in the face. That important. I would

781
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: have taken the kid's shoes. Now he went open he

782
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: went open hand, He went open hand. He did the

783
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: thing and the Yeah, he murdered the kid bare bottoms face,

784
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: so he opened hand. That being said, you guys have

785
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: seen my dad's hands. Those are some thick paws. Those

786
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: are probably hurt quite a bit. But but then he

787
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: got the ball. Well sure, I mean, man, I don't know.

788
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: I don't know about the hitting. Dude, I'm gonna I'm

789
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 1: gonna beat the ship out of children now mine. I'm

790
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: not one mark his words, not mine. Bring your dad

791
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 1: to school day is just the royal rumble for Adam.

792
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: I'll just take my hands up before he just comes

793
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: fucking swall up. He's like, all right, I want to

794
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 1: know what I do for a living. Just point to

795
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: me in who the homies are. But I only do

796
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: that in middle school. By the time they get to

797
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: high school, I'm out the game. High school they learn

798
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: wrestling and ship. That would be the coolest bring your

799
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: dad to school day. You get your ass in front

800
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: of the glass, rough get off. By the way, if

801
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 1: a teenager starts fighting you in front of your kids,

802
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: what do you do. You have to fight. You have

803
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: to fight. You have to win. And even if you

804
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: get your ass what you have to bite that kid.

805
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: You have to head butt, you have to dropkick. You

806
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: absolutely cannot lose that fight. You have to. If you're

807
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 1: going to lose that fight, you have to find a way.

808
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: You murder that child. Yes, because you will no longer

809
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: be the dad of your household. Your kid will take

810
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: your car. It's worth it's worth a lifetime in prison

811
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: because you gained your child's respect. And by the way,

812
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: the judge who's at the hearing is that over there

813
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: the trial. He'll go so they'll get it. This is

814
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: a kid, and you were in front of your own child,

815
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: in front of your own trial, and you were going

816
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: to lose the fight. Yeah, And you're like, I was,

817
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 1: so you had to grab that shank and stab him

818
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: in the next you brought a bottle and then proceeded

819
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: a jabbing into his throat. You had to you had

820
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: two kid did die? He die? Yeah? He did, he did,

821
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: But you were in front of your kid. Yeah, yeah,

822
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 1: in front of my kid, and he did. He released

823
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: a noise that was pretty scary as he was dying,

824
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 1: laying on top of me, Like the judge just hits

825
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: you with a wink. Who's like, I think we can

826
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 1: wrap this up earlier. And yeah, he had just shoved

827
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,479
Speaker 1: my face in the mud. I looked like a kind

828
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 1: of embarrassed me, so worth murdering him. He actually pulled

829
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: my pants down. He panced me, and my son saw

830
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: my own jack. He bare bottom spanked me, And because

831
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: I was fighting, it was a little retracted. Usually if

832
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: I know my kid is coming and it was gonna

833
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: walk in, I kind of get a little blood in it.

834
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: Just usually I like to squeeze if my kids around,

835
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 1: I know he's gonna see my dick, I usually like

836
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: to squeeze my dick, like to warm it up, like

837
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 1: it around. Of course defendant, of course, defendant or whatever.

838
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: And allegedly I murdered. The judges was like, I'm with

839
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: you the whole time. You sound like you're scared. Don't

840
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: all this makes sense? Yeah? No, I think you know.

841
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: I feel like at a certain point you should be

842
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: able to fight kill children if they're embarrassing you. And

843
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: you know many kids are going to try and fight

844
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: us now after hearing yeah, we're about to get Cat

845
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: Williams's If it's just a it's trying to fight you,

846
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: that's one thing. But if it's a kid trying to

847
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: fight and fight you in front of your children, that's

848
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: a different story. If it's just a kid that's trying

849
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: to fight you, you're like, all right, man, you're a

850
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,760
Speaker 1: fucking child. Get away from it. She'll find a teacher

851
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 1: to fuck. But if if they're sucking you in front

852
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: of your kid and I don't even have kids, but

853
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: for sure, what happened with Kat Williams, by the way,

854
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: what it was when he was down bad? Remember Kat

855
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 1: was down bad? They were playing like tag were they

856
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: playing like flag football or something? So he got a

857
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: little something and it got a little heated. Yeah, he

858
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,280
Speaker 1: started to talk shit like he's very well. Yeah, because

859
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: Cat master of comedy and burned Cat Williams in the

860
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: house and then did he get suplexed? It was bad,

861
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: dude by like a jack year fourteen year old. Was

862
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: this a video that came out, Yeah, dude, he like

863
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 1: it's like one on one fight and he just kind

864
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: of beats his ass and then he's like, say some

865
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: ship cat. Cat was mouthing off, and then Cat's just like,

866
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 1: I'm not nothing, and then he yeah, he did start

867
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 1: to be like, noun this, I'm out of here. And

868
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: then the kid, the kid knew, he like was like, oh,

869
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna follow this dude. Yeah, and then I think

870
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: when Cat turned around it it got bad. Yeah, it

871
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: was that would suck to to lose. Yeah, because I

872
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: root for Cat. Cats one of the fucking greatest comedians

873
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 1: of all the best, whole funny. He did his stand

874
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: up the first fifteen minutes for about how hot it

875
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: is in Jacksonville. Yeah, and by the way, I'm sure

876
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: he does every city like that, but it was amazing. Yeah,

877
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: he's fifteen minutes on it, maybe, but I think he's

878
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 1: doing way better now. That was when he was like

879
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: low point. He had some rough years. Catt Williams is

880
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:40,800
Speaker 1: the fucking best when I did New Faces for the

881
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: Montreal comedy first full New Faces, right, they invite like

882
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: twenty comics from around the world. They call him the

883
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: New Faces a comedy. I did it in oh six.

884
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: He was in the Masters in oh six. So the

885
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: Masters or the Legends or something that's right after the Judges. No,

886
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 1: it's right after New Faces. It's like the New Faces show.

887
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: Then it's the Legend show. So we just did our

888
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: show and then the Legend shows right afterwards. And it's, uh,

889
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: We're kind of in the crowd, like waiting, and all

890
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,399
Speaker 1: of a sudden, all these like scantily clad women come

891
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: walking in and walk through the crowd and they go

892
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: just whispering from table to table. They're like Cat Williams

893
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 1: is in the house, excuse me, And everyone's like, what

894
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 1: the funk? And then without an m C He's just like,

895
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: what's that, bitches, and like walked us on stage and

896
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: starts the show, and I'm like, that's to enter the show.

897
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, the guy is a legend, so you gotta

898
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: do that. Next time you have like dinner reservations, just

899
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 1: send in some really hot babes and they're just like

900
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: Adams about to come in for dinner. Adams about to

901
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: come get steak. Adam's balet in the color right now,

902
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,439
Speaker 1: Adam's gonna come in and eat some lobster, Adams about

903
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: to eat some mashed potatoes. I feel like Paul Mooney

904
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 1: used to have like women hold like towels for him

905
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: that would come out. He was just like fully stopped

906
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: from his coming routine. A woman would come out with

907
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: a towel. He would him down, give it, No, he

908
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,800
Speaker 1: would take it, dab himself, give it back, and like

909
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: sent her on her way and then just go into

910
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,240
Speaker 1: the next story. And you're like, that's so cool stage

911
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: stage confidence. Like I had him do that with me.

912
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: Endurs Man, I'd love that. I'll come out and hand

913
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: you a towel. Yeah, I love that. Guys. Our towels

914
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: still happening in comedy. There was an era towel comedy.

915
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 1: We're like someone would always be carrying a towel. Yeah,

916
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: I feel like towels are still, you know, still pretty big.

917
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: I saw Eric Spears a few months ago and he

918
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 1: had a towel. Yeah, he holds a towel, always got

919
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 1: a towel. Freig Robinson has has a towel. Unlock. You've

920
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: got a towel, and you've got a towel. Uh. Well,

921
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: I feel like the next tour, uh isn't gonna be

922
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: me solo doing stand up tour. I think the next

923
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 1: tour should be us going on the road, taking T

924
00:49:56,040 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: I I to the nation the narrow. Yeah, dude, good call.

925
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: So let's send in a bunch of like a really

926
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: heavy set dudes. And they'd be like, Hey, the guys,

927
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: the guys just got here. Guys just got yeah, but

928
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: really scantily clad? Right is it scantily or scantily scantily

929
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: scantily scant scantily It's just a bunch of men in

930
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 1: like fishnets and thongs. Owe. The guys are still backstage,

931
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 1: are in the house like farting with every step. Adam

932
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: shooting right now. They're not gonna come out yet, Adams

933
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 1: taking a number two, but the show is going to

934
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: start soon. They're like, does these guys work here? Okay,

935
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: all right, but by the way, it's it's an hour

936
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: before you get out stage. Yeah, it's just an hour

937
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 1: of them going any minute. They're like, trust me when

938
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: I say this, very soon, Abam divine stand up comedy

939
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 1: right up, there any minute now you want to refund. No,

940
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: I'm not the guy to talk to you. Guys. This

941
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,359
Speaker 1: isn't We're not wasting this idea on just my stand

942
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: up show. This is our communal This is important on

943
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: the on the road. Also selling n f T s.

944
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: That is a magic eye of our collective dicks. Yes, dude,

945
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 1: When you pull together all the ideas we've had for

946
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: our live show on all these episodes, we've got a

947
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: hell of lives, had a hit on our hands. We

948
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: gotta go back and and rake through the old episodes

949
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 1: and see what we can, Like a calendar of our

950
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 1: butt holes were fistfighting, our dads were butt chugging. That

951
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 1: is true. It's just gonna be like a Stebo show.

952
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: Magic eyes of our collective cox. I think it's we're

953
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: going one third, one third, one third like headshaftace And

954
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 1: should those be n f T s. I don't really

955
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 1: know what n f T s are, but I feel

956
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 1: like we could sell them. Yeah, it's a picture. Let's

957
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 1: sell these pictures. Yeah, and we could do if we

958
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: go to Milwaukee, we could do specific Milwaukee n FT

959
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 1: but mostly of our collective cocks and or our buttles

960
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: we're talking about. Dude has no idea what he's talking about. Yes,

961
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 1: go Badgers, plan tonight, baby whatever. That fucking Vegas Bowl

962
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 1: is versus a s U who's got well, it would

963
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,320
Speaker 1: have already been played by now, and I hope and

964
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 1: congratulations on a great win and or just like being

965
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: a really good loser, ye man? Either way? Thanks? Uh.

966
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 1: By the way, guys, we should get a bowl. Barstool

967
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: Sports has a bowl. Jimmy Kimmel, I don't feel like

968
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: we need a bull? How do we go about doing this?

969
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: Maybe that's that's should be our our new year's resolution

970
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: is get a bowl. I mean, let's talk to some

971
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: of the our close sponsors, you know, like Trojan, very

972
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: close to us. The Trojan bowl would be sick, dude.

973
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: I would love to loop up a Trojan bowl. What

974
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: about just the smoke a bowl? Is there a weed

975
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: company that has a bowl? How is that not a thing? Yeah?

976
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 1: How is weed maps or something or our can cannabis beverage.

977
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 1: Should we let's shout out, hey, we'ed conglomerate. Uh, come

978
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,280
Speaker 1: to us, will be your guys, and we will host

979
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 1: the smoke a Ball, the smoke a Ball schmoke a ball. Yeah,

980
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: I would love that. I'd love that for us. I'm

981
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: sure colleges would be just raring to be a part

982
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 1: of that. It would go off. It would be it

983
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: out in California, you know what I mean? Like legal,

984
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 1: it's legal almost everywhere. It could be an ill of

985
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: freaking noise. Um, let's do it. The schmoke a bow.

986
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: Let's make it happen. Big weed company that wants to

987
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: promote themselves. I mean, yeah, cookies, come on, cookies, I

988
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,840
Speaker 1: got it in over there. Yeah, come on, let's just

989
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: let's let's hit up burn and see what's up. Do

990
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: it an take, Adam? Were you just gonna say it's

991
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: that time already? It is? You know, I'd like to

992
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: take back that. I said upwards of seven times. The

993
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: teachers are constantly trying to suck their students off. Why

994
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: why would you take that back? I don't think you

995
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: have because it's it's um not all, it's most, it's most. Yeah,

996
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: it's not all. You want to take it back and

997
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,359
Speaker 1: add on, walk that back, that back a little bit,

998
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 1: walk it back and then sprint forward with it. And

999
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: I wanted to add uh and allegedly to all the

1000
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,720
Speaker 1: stories I've ever told about my dad fighting children good golf.

1001
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw on allegedly in front and during all

1002
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: said stories, just so we know that it's could or

1003
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: could not have happened. And I don't. I think if

1004
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: it happened, it was so long ago that he probably

1005
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: wouldn't still be in trouble for it. Sorry sucker, statue

1006
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 1: of limitations and all that. So, but throw allegedly. Is

1007
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,239
Speaker 1: there a famous allegedly that we could put on the

1008
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: board blaze, I don't know. I'll look up someone like

1009
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: from Liar Liar. I mean, we've got your mobs are

1010
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 1: huge allegedly right right? I feel like he would have

1011
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:00,800
Speaker 1: shouted out in the courtroom or what's the one with

1012
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: um what Kramer where he was like a lawyer? Sure, yeah,

1013
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:10,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if we do Kramer huge jury duty

1014
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: jury duty, I'll say, I'll look I'll watch every comedic

1015
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 1: court movie because those are usually you could trial and

1016
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 1: error is what I was trying. I would give you

1017
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: your flowers if you watched every comedic court movie before

1018
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 1: the podcast. My cousin Vinny, Oh, there's got to be

1019
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: a well, but I don't know any of those lines.

1020
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I've ever seen that movie.

1021
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: My cousin, my cousin. I watched that the other day.

1022
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 1: Actually weird, like good and what's the verdict? Pretty good

1023
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,360
Speaker 1: and a well. I will give a shout out to

1024
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: all the teachers out there working hard for way way

1025
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: too little pay. Sorry for all this, for all these kids,

1026
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 1: Sorry for all the students that made you cry. Man,

1027
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 1: it is funny too. I stumbled upon and Reddit though

1028
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 1: where it was like kids like telling stories about when

1029
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 1: they made their teachers cry. I was laughing so hard.

1030
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:05,320
Speaker 1: Great take back. Yes, so that sucks pretty but just

1031
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: know that we've established if you bring your kid to

1032
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: work one day and some kids start ship with you

1033
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: and is embarrassing you in front of that your child,

1034
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 1: you can beat the ship out of that that kid legally,

1035
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: we think allegedly, Hey bring into school. Hey do you

1036
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 1: guys have you been Have you watched any like these

1037
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 1: award movies? Is there anything that you can recommend to me?

1038
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,880
Speaker 1: Oh you're talking. I watched A Licorice Pizza last night

1039
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: and that was pretty good. To check it out. That

1040
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 1: was good, and the King Richard was pretty good as well.

1041
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:40,439
Speaker 1: That's the one about Venus and Serena Williams and their dad,

1042
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: Richard Richard is Spider Man nominated. I heard it's fantastic,

1043
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 1: the new one. It's a Spider Versey, right, they kind

1044
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,399
Speaker 1: of just rely, let's do the Spider Verse with live action. Well,

1045
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: I loved that movie, I know, I know. They I

1046
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 1: got Day Last Soul on the soundtrack. I guess I

1047
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: hadn't seen any of the Spider Man so I just

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Speaker 1: watched the first Toby Maguire Spiderman with my kids the

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Speaker 1: other day. They loved it. Cool. Cool that came out

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Speaker 1: so long ago. Yeah, I mean, it's got Willem Dafoe.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen any of the new ones, is what

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Speaker 1: I meant to say. Yeah, they're good. I haven't seen

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Speaker 1: any of the Tom Holland ones. They're so good. They're

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Speaker 1: just like the most fun Marvel movies for sure, but

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Speaker 1: like also well done and like excited, Like yeah, they're

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Speaker 1: They're not just like a good time like popcorn. They're

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Speaker 1: like they hit the beats where you're like you care

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Speaker 1: about out. Spider Man All right, Hey, guess what I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna strap into tonight? Spiderman, All Spiderman, all Spiderman, all

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Speaker 1: the time with your covid self, bro with my covid ass, Hey,

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Speaker 1: get better at him, keep fighting the good fight. I

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Speaker 1: watch how Sa Gucci? Oh yeah, I saw it. It's fine. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I thought it would be more like, um, like beautiful,

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Speaker 1: like more like vistas and stuff to make me feel

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Speaker 1: like I want to go to Italy. Yeah. It felt

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Speaker 1: like the episode of Succession where they go to Italy

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Speaker 1: was looked cooler than then Ridley Scott get on your ship, dog,

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Speaker 1: I know, Ridley, what about or like white Lotus, white Loadus. Well,

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Speaker 1: white white Lotus just looked like Hawaii, which is great.

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Speaker 1: It was really beautiful, and I'll be honest, whenever they

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Speaker 1: did those glamour shots, I was like, these aren't making

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Speaker 1: the show better. They didn't. They kind of like took

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Speaker 1: me out of it for a second. I'd be like,

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Speaker 1: what are we doing? Let's get back to uh, the

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Speaker 1: guy eating his butth hole? All right, Well, dude, you

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Speaker 1: can't have your cake and eat it too, man, Hey,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna be what plays at the beginning of the

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Speaker 1: episode for sure? What episodes of this pod? What episode?

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Speaker 1: I was like, what are you talking about? Get back

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Speaker 1: to the guy eating his butt hole? Alright, guys, that

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Speaker 1: was another episode of this is Important fucking how piss

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Speaker 1: now