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Speaker 1: Thank you for what's coming back. Part two is underway.

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Speaker 2: When you're in college, one of your best stories that

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Speaker 2: you told was being a part of the Russian mafia.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. How do you come up with that? I did it? No,

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Speaker 1: like when you talk about being on the ravens, how

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Speaker 1: do you come up with that? I did it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean I did it. So how did you? How

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Speaker 1: did you get involved in that? Oh? Let's top it off.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing? Damn, bro, there's one of us

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Speaker 1: school for I love the pores. You give Jesus what

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Speaker 1: is this? This is really good? This is not this

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Speaker 1: is whiskey. This is a kanyak. No, it's not, Yes

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Speaker 1: it is. I only had kanyac one time in my life.

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Speaker 1: Two times in my life, yeah, two times of my life. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: One time it was at the Russian Ballet with eg

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Speaker 1: Or the Gangster, because all they sold was kanyak. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and I swear to God, and he gave it to me.

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Speaker 1: And I love drinking, yea, and I love him. There's

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Speaker 1: something I don't want to do. Drinking can get me

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Speaker 1: through it, right. And he brought us eight baby bottles

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Speaker 1: of kanyak for the Russian for the Russian ballet. They

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Speaker 1: normally do badka, though it was all they had was

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Speaker 1: Kangnac okay, and I took one sip and I almost

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Speaker 1: threw up. The other time I had Kangnac was Louis

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Speaker 1: the fifteenth, thirteenth, that guy too, And it was on

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Speaker 1: my on my on my on my wedding honeymoon, and

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Speaker 1: it was with a with an Italian mafia guy, yes,

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Speaker 1: who took me and my wife, his wife Dawn, and

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Speaker 1: my wife Leanne to dinner at this very we were

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Speaker 1: on a private island and he got Louis the thirteenth

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Speaker 1: and I threw it up just outside the restaurant. And

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Speaker 1: I love this and I've never liked Kangnac in my life.

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Speaker 2: This is my It's a it's a bsop bsop very

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Speaker 2: special old pale age between four and six years. In

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Speaker 2: order for it to be a Kanyak, it has to

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Speaker 2: originate in the Kangnac region for.

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Speaker 1: At least two years.

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Speaker 2: So this is a combination between a petite champagne and

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Speaker 2: a ouni blanc grape. Each region have their grapes that

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Speaker 2: have this specific taste. Well, what you got, what you got?

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Speaker 1: This is my vodka. Are you Russian and although we

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Speaker 1: make it in Texas. That's all I know. Either the

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Speaker 1: potato vodka. No, it's the other one. Yeah, it's hard vodka.

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Speaker 1: Take that. That's that's for you. But I'm enjoying this kanyak.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to. I can't switch the body. No, no,

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Speaker 1: you can't. You definitely be growing up. Yeah, Russian mafia.

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Speaker 1: So in all honesty, like I said, and you know,

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Speaker 1: you tell the story of people, not they'ay didn't believe you.

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Speaker 1: No one believes any of my stories. The one that

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Speaker 1: killed me the most of all of it is like

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Speaker 1: and it's like it's like the worst moniker you can

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Speaker 1: get first of all the storytellers. So story has to

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Speaker 1: be entertaining first, actual Second, I can't if you want

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Speaker 1: to hear facts, that's called nonfiction. It's not what I do, right,

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Speaker 1: I'm a storyteller. It's based in truth, but it's gotta

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Speaker 1: be funny. The one that killed me the hardest was

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Speaker 1: the Tracy Morgan story, which is the best story I

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Speaker 1: drama rose around it. But Tracy heard it and he

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Speaker 1: then one day recently I got a FaceTime from Tracy

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Speaker 1: Morgan and he was like, you know, I heard you

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Speaker 1: have a story about me. I said, I do. He said,

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Speaker 1: I'd like to hear that story. I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's why I flew to New York. You couldn't tell

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Speaker 1: him with faith. Dad, No, listen, you want to hear

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Speaker 1: fucking Morgan. He's dude, listen, goats are goats, right, yes,

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Speaker 1: no shade on any comic. Chris Rock has to understand this.

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Speaker 1: He's a brilliant comic. He's the reason I got into

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Speaker 1: stand up that Bring the Pain is the best special

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Speaker 1: Tracy Morgan is funny one hundred percent of the time

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Speaker 1: I was with my buddy Ari Shafir had helped set

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Speaker 1: And I could never make it up. It's too funny.

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Speaker 1: It's Tracy. It's Tracy is just he is just anything

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Speaker 1: I'm pulling from I have I barely recommend previous experience. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And so I was doing Love Line with Doctor Drew

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Speaker 1: It's a thirteen minute story. Twelve minute story. That's stand

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Speaker 1: form comedy was not. No one was doing that, not

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Speaker 1: I don't know. But and so I worked on this story.

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Speaker 1: His tater salad story is one of the best stories

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Speaker 1: tell it. You know. It's like there's certain things like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like your favorite singer, you want to hear them

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Speaker 1: Here's the deal. I believe in luck more than I

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Speaker 1: You guys, vote for you, guys, support Rocky. Joe Lewis

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Speaker 1: Joe Rogan Joe Rogan confronts Carlos Vincy on stage. Brian

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Speaker 1: Redband shoots it, posts it. Now. Joe Rogan's moment goes viral,

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Speaker 1: but he gets in a lot of trouble. He right,

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Speaker 1: he gets kicked out of the comedy store, his agent

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Speaker 1: drops him, he has to refocus on himself. He starts

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Speaker 1: his podcast. Now look at Joe today. Every comic has

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Speaker 1: that one lucky moment, that one crazy moment that happens

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Speaker 1: to him, and that makes you relatable. If you just

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Speaker 1: tell me the hardest working guy in the world, I go, okay, good.

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Speaker 1: There are a lot of people work hard. It don't

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Speaker 1: make it. There's guys watching this right now that are

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Speaker 1: driving to go dig a ditch and they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I work hard with this, but where's my luck. I

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Speaker 1: believe in luck more than I do hard work. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you lost it all, lost everything built back up? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You did? You did?

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Speaker 2: You believe you could build it back up. You're like, damn,

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Speaker 2: how did I lose it? What did I do wrong?

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Speaker 2: Where did that go wrong? And if I ever get

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Speaker 2: back in this situation again, I promise you it won't

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Speaker 2: happen again.

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Speaker 1: I wish I was that insightful. No, I just was like,

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Speaker 1: I was like that, well, you married when you lost everything.

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Speaker 1: So I've never been good with money. I made. I

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Speaker 1: made a ton of money when I was very young,

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Speaker 1: twenty six to twenty to thirty years old. I made

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Speaker 1: a ton of money. And I mean I remember one

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Speaker 1: time my business manager was like, are you sick. I

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Speaker 1: was like what, And he's like, you're spending money like

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Speaker 1: you have cancer, and so I I was just I was.

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Speaker 1: I took my wife to Europe and my dating at

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Speaker 1: the time, you're up to you know, fine first class.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know thirteen hundred dollars verse thirteen thousand dollars right,

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Speaker 1: And then we get pregnant with Georgia. We're married. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I say, casually, I'm going to take a couple months

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Speaker 1: off to be here for the birth. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'll take you know, June in July off, so I'm

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Speaker 1: here for the birth and my business manager calls me

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Speaker 1: and he's like, yo, you owe sixty thousand dollars in taxes.

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Speaker 1: I was like cool. He's like we you only have

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Speaker 1: twenty thousand dollars in your account. And I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: where's rest of the money. He's like, you spent it.

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Speaker 1: I was like what do I do? And he was

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Speaker 1: like I don't know. And I was like, what I

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Speaker 1: call my dad? My dad laughed. I've never heard my

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Speaker 1: dad laugh so hard. I thought he was having a stroke.

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Speaker 1: And he was like, this is what it's like to

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Speaker 1: be a man. He was like, good fuck. He goes

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Speaker 1: figure it out, buddy. And I think those are the

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Speaker 1: moments that define you as an artist also, and to

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Speaker 1: find you as a man is when you go all right,

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Speaker 1: time to buckle down and I'm just going to do

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Speaker 1: the road and I'll figure it out. I also someone

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Speaker 1: that I don't think about money, and I don't I

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Speaker 1: always figure it's going to show up. Yes. I remember

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Speaker 1: one time my wife was like we were broken and

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Speaker 1: we had two kids, and she got really upset and

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Speaker 1: started crying and she goes, I think I'm bad luck.

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Speaker 1: And I went what she goes, you have had all

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Speaker 1: the success, and then you meet me and all the

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Speaker 1: success goes away. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, stop.

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Speaker 1: I go, I have so much good luck that my

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Speaker 1: good luck will overwhelm you and you're going to be

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Speaker 1: lucky soon. Don't worry. We're going to get this through this.

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Speaker 1: And I really, honestly, I just always believe money will

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Speaker 1: show up. My wife grew up poor and just does not.

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Speaker 1: When you have that mentality of like always not having

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Speaker 1: and always not having, you're afraid money's not going to

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Speaker 1: show up. And I'm not saying I grew up rich.

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Speaker 1: I didn't. But I definitely didn't grow up poor. Great

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I mean, I know you were raised by

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Speaker 1: your grandmother. I had a great relationship with my grandmother,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't like I was I was I was.

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Speaker 1: I grew up with what you'd say is privilege. I

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Speaker 1: just never thought about money, and I just never think

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Speaker 1: about money, and I go, it'll show up, it'll show up,

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Speaker 1: and if it goes away again, and it'll show up again.

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Speaker 2: But your wife told you she was twenty five thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars in debt. Oh and that did deter you? Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, me, So I didn't know when you got married,

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Speaker 2: you accrued their debt. I remember, I remember, this is joke,

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Speaker 2: this is she I was like, I'm paying for a

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Speaker 2: cruise you went on to sleep with some dude. I

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Speaker 2: didn't know that, dude, I'm paying for that. Oh dude,

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Speaker 2: it's the only joke I ever wrote that she hated

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Speaker 2: and I'll tell you now, but she hated that.

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Speaker 1: You told it. You told it. It was a joke. I

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Speaker 1: told him. I said, I said, when we got married,

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Speaker 1: I said we should have anal sex. And she went, why,

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Speaker 1: so what do you mean why? She goes, why would

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Speaker 1: you want to do that? And I was like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't just maybe to do it. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why did we want to beat the Russians

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Speaker 1: to the moon to be there first? I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: And then I found out we accrued their debt and

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Speaker 1: I was like, we should have anal sex. She goes,

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Speaker 1: why I go for twenty five fucking thousand dollars. That's

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Speaker 1: why she was like, I don't like that joke on me.

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Speaker 1: Did you get a prenup? No, I don't have any money.

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Speaker 1: You didn't have any money when when I got married.

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Speaker 1: When I got married, we had such little money that

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Speaker 1: she paid for the wedding and her family, and I

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Speaker 1: think the wedding was like fifteen dollars. We had it

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Speaker 1: at the church her grandfather owned in Bowden, Georgia. They

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Speaker 1: put up a tent. It was freezing. It was in December.

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Speaker 1: And who gets married in December? Two people that are pregnant,

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Speaker 1: two people that want to fit in one woman that

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Speaker 1: wants to fit in address, and another guy's got a

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Speaker 1: baby coming in June. My daughter was like wait. One day,

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Speaker 1: she's like, wait, you guys got married December. I was

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Speaker 1: born in June. And we're like, finally you figure the

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Speaker 1: path out. Best accident that ever happened.

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Speaker 2: Because you know, Dave Potnoy told a story. He's like, look,

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Speaker 2: my wife, my ex wife, still have access to my account.

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Speaker 1: Heard that. He said, look, because when.

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Speaker 2: We were struggling and didn't have anything, I was sleeping

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Speaker 2: on a parents' couch and she was helping this. And

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Speaker 2: so you mean to tell me now that I'm prosperous

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Speaker 2: and I'm probably you know, I'm doing all this. He

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Speaker 2: doesn't get the benefit any of it. I was like, damn, Dave,

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Speaker 2: that's that's I don't know how many men. They're like

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Speaker 2: you out there.

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Speaker 1: Oh if I if my wife, I mean my wife

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Speaker 1: and I will never get divorced. I can't imagine that

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Speaker 1: that would ever happen. It might happen, Buddy, I did

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Speaker 1: an interview with Bunny. Actually, you know Bunny Kelly's wife,

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Speaker 1: Kelly Rowl. He did an interview with Bunny, and Bunny

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Speaker 1: and Lean are close. They're really close, like they talk

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Speaker 1: a lot. Yes, And I guess I just thought because

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Speaker 1: they talk a lot, I could overshare. Yeah, And I

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Speaker 1: just I don't know. Sometimes you do a podcast, you

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Speaker 1: forget people are gonna hear this, Like Kevin Heart's gonna

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Speaker 1: hit me up and yah, yeah, He's like, hey, Cat

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Speaker 1: William's gonna hit me up me like it wasn't a gun.

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Speaker 1: That's a bad cat impression. But uh but and I

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Speaker 1: over shared in US Weekly. Did you see this yesterday?

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Speaker 1: US Weekly covered the whole thing. They're like Burke Christ

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Speaker 1: he says he's got new pictures of his wife that

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Speaker 1: he keeps at a hidden folder. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: I said that, like I couldn't. I mean, I've over

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Speaker 1: shared with my wife. I have a lot. This is

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Speaker 1: what I want to I'm gonna get you out of him.

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Speaker 1: This the roast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when I was a kid and you were a kid,

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Speaker 2: roast wore a big thing. Dean Martin. I mean they

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Speaker 2: had the Who's who and they said some things like

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Speaker 2: and they kind of kind of we kind of became

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Speaker 2: a little bit more conscious than a little bit like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we probably shouldn't talk talk like that. But this Tom

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Speaker 2: Brady roast, this was the Dean Martin, this was the

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Speaker 2: Bob Hope, this was all the way back.

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Speaker 1: Y'all. Let it all hang out.

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Speaker 2: So when Netflix hits you up, there's like, we want

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Speaker 2: to do this roast of Tom Brady.

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Speaker 1: You take it from there. I got the call first

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Speaker 1: and I said, uh, I said'll do it. I'm not

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Speaker 1: good at roast. I'm a story guy, right, and so

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not good at like a good roast

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Speaker 1: person has he is either a good mister direct comic. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, like like Wendy Leban was amazing, but like

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Speaker 1: she wanted to roast a good mister direct comic, or

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Speaker 1: like Kevin's roasting was so good because it's Kevin's voice,

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Speaker 1: but it's not typical roasting. He just was like he

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Speaker 1: really put his his voice into it, and I said,

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Speaker 1: I'll do it, but uh, I would love to do

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Speaker 1: it with Tom and I'd love to do something different.

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Speaker 1: And so they reached out to Tom. Tom was like, no,

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Speaker 1: we're not doing this. I could do it would be great.

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Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be big. It's Tom Brady. We

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Speaker 1: got to meet Tom Brady. Yeah, and and he goes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but let's and the big thing. Netflix was like, we

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Speaker 1: don't want you to just be one of the roasters

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Speaker 1: because by the time you go up, all the jokes

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Speaker 1: have been told. We want you to do something different.

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Speaker 1: We want you to do like a sports center s thing.

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Speaker 1: And we're like, okay, we'll do that. So we did that.

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Speaker 1: I remember right before we started, I think Nicky had

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Speaker 1: already gone on and murdered.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean Nicky, Nicki Glacier. Look, everybody's good,

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Speaker 2: Hinch Clip, everybody.

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Speaker 1: Everybody was amazing. Nicky brought the house down. You have

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Speaker 1: no idea.

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Speaker 2: You have no idea brought the house down. But I

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Speaker 2: want I want to I want to interview her. I

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Speaker 2: want to sit down with her.

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Speaker 1: She is so I've known Nikki forever. She's like, I mean,

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Speaker 1: i'd say a little sister to me. She's like an

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Speaker 1: antswer My girls, my wife and I are was close

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Speaker 1: with her. She's like a little sister all us comics.

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Speaker 1: And when she had when we saw the moment happening

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Speaker 1: with the Mino Gronk No not real money, me and

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Speaker 1: Tommy looked at each other and we're like, we're watching

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Speaker 1: someone's life change every we're watching that moment happened and

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Speaker 1: and I think it was Schultz and Tommy and we

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Speaker 1: were just like we had. It was like we had

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Speaker 1: a moment of comics. Yes, to know this is gonna

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Speaker 1: be never gonna be the same and never be the same. Listen,

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Speaker 1: Like I said, everyone did great. Everyone did great. Everything

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Speaker 1: except for Kimagkardashian. Everyone did great. Kim Kardashian had a

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Speaker 1: rough set. And I'll tell you what I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: get kill on here man Beneflex, Oh, Kim, hold on,

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Speaker 1: don't I won't shit on Kim. Kim took it on

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Speaker 1: the chin and stood there and said, you will not

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Speaker 1: break me. She sat there like William Wallace and goes,

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Speaker 1: you can take my life, but you can't take my freedom.

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Speaker 1: I mean, they gutted her, but Tom and Tom and

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Speaker 1: Benafleck had a tough one. He got he went off

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Speaker 1: book and he got lost and he didn't read this prompter.

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Speaker 1: Everyone did great. But Nicky owned that night and she's

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Speaker 1: owned it. Everyone knew she was that great. Everyone's always

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Speaker 1: known she was that great. You're just waiting for that moment,

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Speaker 1: for the moment to rise. My favorite part about that whole,

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Speaker 1: that whole evening. I have a couple favorite parts. I

635
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 1: have three favorite parts. Right before Tom and I went on,

636
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: Tom goes, what if we bomb? And I said, what,

637
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: I got a bomb? He was, what if we bomb?

638
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: We're behind the prompter, we're behind the screen, and I go, buddy,

639
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: if we bomb, we bombed together. We go down together.

640
00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: I've never felt like I've been to war with a man,

641
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: but that moment where Tom and I hugged and we

642
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: kissed on the cheek and then we went in and

643
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: we had our moment. We did great. Second greatest moment

644
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: I've been like, this night was so good. Yes, it

645
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: was amazing. It was amazing. I get to a knock

646
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: on my doors. Me and Tom are sharing a dressing room.

647
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: I get a knock on the door and we're like,

648
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: and usually it does happened, and we just door opened

649
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: and he says, hey, man, can I smoke in here?

650
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: And it's Chappelle. Chappelle's like, I don't know any of

651
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: these gotta hang out with you guys. Of course, Chappelle's

652
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: our goat. He's already and he just sat smoked, drank.

653
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 1: I don't think he ever went and saw the show.

654
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: I think he just hung out in our green room

655
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: the whole time. Uh. After that, we all get done

656
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: the show. I see Lee and my wife. We're walking

657
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,479
Speaker 1: down the hallway. We're going to the post party. I mean,

658
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: the great the craziest moments of like people talking about

659
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: the numbers of how many people watch it. I mean

660
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: people walking by going dude's one hundred million people were

661
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: the livestream shut down twice, and this is the biggest

662
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,959
Speaker 1: livestream we've heard it. You're all hearing all these moments.

663
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: Tom Brady is making in front of Gronk, who's making

664
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: fun of Edelman, who's making uh Andy Raw Randy Moss,

665
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: and it's like all these things are happening in this

666
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: one moment. And we step into the room and it's

667
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer and her parents and Nicki Glazer sitting with

668
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: her shoes off, so confused, trying to process what happened

669
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: for her. She was and you know, as a comic,

670
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: he always insecurrence. She goes, was it good? And I went, Nicky,

671
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: your life is your nice? Seven are gonna be the same.

672
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: She was like, I did good right, You're not She's not.

673
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: I was like, Nicky. I was like, oh, this is crazy.

674
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: And then I got a good joke out of the night.

675
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: I got a good joke out of the night. Is uh.

676
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: Gronk came up to me. It's in my last special Ky.

677
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: Gronk came up to me and he goes, I want

678
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: to meet two people, Dave Chappelle and my wife and

679
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: your wife. And I went, what Because I only want

680
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: to mee two people here, your wife and Dave Chappelle.

681
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: I go, well, one of them gonna let you down.

682
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: So I introduced him to Chappelle and he's like, do

683
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: you think he knows why? I am gonna go Gronk,

684
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: everyone knows who you are. Chappelle liked him up. She

685
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: fell's the best. He's like, it's like Gronk, you know,

686
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: hugs him and I bring him over to my wife.

687
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: I didn't have this joke until this moment. And he

688
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: meets Leanne Gronks six seven. Leann's you know, five four

689
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: or five five fifty five years old, and they're talking

690
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: and he looks at me and he goes, you make

691
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: fun of her for being old. She looks beautiful, Bert,

692
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: and I went, Gronk, you're six seven. When she looks up,

693
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: all her skin tightens. And I put that joke in

694
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: my special shout out the Gronk, I go, everyone looks

695
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: beautiful to you. Talk to Roseanne Barr.

696
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: Shout out when you do a roast? Was there anything

697
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 2: off limits? There, anything that you couldn't talk about?

698
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, and his kissing is kissing his kid, and

699
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: you couldn't talk about Robert Craft, I don't know. That's

700
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: not me and Tom Spett y'all was killing the man. Yeah.

701
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 2: Did anybody know obviously she's been remarried, she's had a child.

702
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 2: Did anybody know the extent of the relationship was with

703
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 2: the trainer at the time?

704
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: No, Bye, By the way, I had did zero research.

705
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: I went in going, we got our bit. It's just

706
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: making fun of his pregnancy picture. And but like I

707
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 1: think some people did, but I don't. I don't give

708
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: a ship. I don't want to hurt my My thing

709
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: about stand up is it's like I don't want to

710
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 1: deal with the bullshit. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

711
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: And I know that sounds like a weak perspective, but like,

712
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: if you're paying to come to my show, I don't

713
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 1: want to night up. But a rose is different, and

714
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: it's a rose is bad. I did a roast for

715
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: Jelly Roll and uh and uh andle Colehauser, Cole Hauser

716
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: and Kid Rocker there, right, and so I'm not good

717
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: at roast, but I'm good at I'm a good comedian.

718
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: So if you're gonna me, I'm gonna be back, right.

719
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 1: So Cole Hauser and my wife's a huge Cole Hauser fan,

720
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: So I bring him up. I go, baby, this is

721
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 1: Cole Hauser. He's ripping you know something. I was like,

722
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 1: oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. Cole

723
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: Hauser is like, hey, you know, he's old school Hollywood.

724
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: His parents are Warner Brothers. His grandfather was one of

725
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: the Warren brothers, and he's like a legend, right, and

726
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: he goes, you're gonna come after me tonight and I

727
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: had no jokes about him, and I was like yeah, no, no,

728
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: and he was like, and Kid Rocks about what about me,

729
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: He's gonna come after me. I had no Kid Rock jokes.

730
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: I like these guys. I was like, I had some

731
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: Jelly World jokes whatever. And so then I write a

732
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: Cole Hauser joke just because he said it, yeah, you

733
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: can come after me. So I was like, I'm as well,

734
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 1: you want it, okay. I was like all right, So

735
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: I go up on stage. I was like, hey, Cole

736
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: Houser's here. If you guys don't know that, he's old

737
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: school Hollywood and they're like, oh, we're in Nashville. I

738
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 1: go old school Hollywood means he's Jewish. And Colehauser's like,

739
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 1: my grandfather created sound, and I was like, are we

740
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: talking about here? I go what? He goes, my grandfather

741
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: created sound. I go created sound, like we can hear

742
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: because your grandfather And he's like no, but his grandfather

743
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,879
Speaker 1: did create sound in movies. But he's drunk and he's

744
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: trying to tell me. And then Kid Rock goes and

745
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, fuck your mom, and I was like,

746
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 1: I go, you know, Kid Rock, my mom's I called

747
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: him Bob. I go yo, Bob, my mom's seventy seven

748
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: with skin tags. I got money too, I'll pay it

749
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 1: my mom and we'll have his grandfather do sound on it.

750
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: And they came back staged to fight me. I was like,

751
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: what the happening. I was like, I thought you said

752
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: I could make fun of you. I didn't even expect this.

753
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of yours. They got in my face.

754
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, and that's so funny now, and I

755
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 1: was like, what the happening? I was so freaked out.

756
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: Oh and I thenkrid Rock looked at liand and goose.

757
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not gonna you. And I was like,

758
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: what is happening? Rose suck.

759
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 2: You say something big Homo is ah? Is your wife

760
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 2: from the same hometown as Country Wayne?

761
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: No, can't pete Country I know. I did an interview

762
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: with Country Wayne. Where's you wife from? Where's he from

763
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: Carrollton or bow No, he's from He's from uh Swayne'sboro. No,

764
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: she's from Bowden, small town, twelve hundred people, just on

765
00:36:56,239 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 1: the on the border of Alabama. Oh yeah, okay, real

766
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: small town like on our wedding certificate. I swear to God. Carlton, Georgia.

767
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: First question, name, second question, occupation, third question? Are you

768
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 1: blood relatives? Damn? And I said, what do I put

769
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 1: for number three? And the lady goes, well, is you?

770
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: I go, I don't think we is? She goes well,

771
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 1: then put down that chaint. I go, I'm definitely not

772
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: writing a I think that means we is. That's a

773
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: true I wrote that joke in the moment. Is there

774
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: a joke that you won't tell on stage? Are you?

775
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 2: Because you said you just told I mean we were

776
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 2: talking about it. He was like, I don't go deliberately

777
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 2: try to tell the jokes. They're just gonna offend or

778
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,399
Speaker 2: upset someone. So is there a joke that you won't tell?

779
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 2: Because you know, when Pride was coming up and when

780
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 2: those guys are Lewis c K and all those guys Carlin,

781
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 2: they told jokes and it was jokes. Now you gotta

782
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 2: be real conscious. You can't make you know somebody have

783
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 2: the disability or you know you can't. There are certain jokes.

784
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: That you can't tell. Nothing. I have one. No, I

785
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: mean I think you know there's jokes I haven't figured out.

786
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: I'll say that, uh. I try. I know, I know

787
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: language has gotten pretty loose again, yes, and I don't

788
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 1: mind that, but I kind of enjoyed when we had

789
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: to figure it out. Like I liked the struggle. It's

790
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: like you listen, if you if you have a disabled child,

791
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: it's not my place to bring that up again if

792
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: you're at my show, right, But and I and I

793
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: I look, I've said retard, and I've said all the

794
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: I've said all the horrible words you're supposed to say.

795
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: The fun thing that the fun thing for me is

796
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: trying to figure a way around it and and try

797
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: to figure out how to get you to laugh, how

798
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 1: to get your laugh when you when you didn't want to. Maybe.

799
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. If there's a joke. I had a

800
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: joke where the punch on was the M word, and uh,

801
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: it's so good, it's so good, I can't tell it.

802
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: I had a buddy, had a buddy, Uh, I will

803
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: say his name. Well, I'm not no shade. But like

804
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 1: I told him the joke and and uh, but didn't

805
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 1: as a comic, he could hear it. I didn't say

806
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 1: the N word to him, but I said, I knew

807
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: he knew what it was, right, He goes, hey, just say,

808
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: just say instead of the N word, I'll use the

809
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: word pancakes. And I was like, what, he goes, guyone

810
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 1: loves pancakes. So just know, guys, in this joke, when

811
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: you hear the word pancakes, it's supposed to be that.

812
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,240
Speaker 1: And I and I did it and it worked so good.

813
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: And my cousin Andrew came up to me after that

814
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: and I was like, if you ever do that again,

815
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: I'll stop working for you and I'll never talk to

816
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: you again. And I was like, what, he goes, You

817
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: just gave everyone a way to say the N word.

818
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: They didn't just say pancakes now, And I was like,

819
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: what the And this dude who'd seen it came up.

820
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: He's like, buddy, I was sitting next to a couple

821
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: of pancakes and they were laughing hysterically. And I was

822
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 1: like me so like so like like stuff like that.

823
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: It's all a learning curve and the process. But I mean,

824
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: I wish the jokes so good, and it's a true story.

825
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: It happened, and it's a black guy's saying right, And

826
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 1: if I I wish I could just I wish I

827
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: could find a way. It's such a great story.

828
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 2: But just did you did you see the interview I

829
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 2: did with Cat? A lot of people got upset with me.

830
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 2: Why because they said I should have stopped Cat.

831
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, that's not your job. That's not

832
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 1: your job. Nope, nope, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, listen,

833
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: if a woman wants to put a finger in your ass,

834
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 1: you'll let it happen. Okay, you don't stop her and

835
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: question her how she was raised. No, listen, when ship,

836
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: when people want to party, your party. Kat Williams is

837
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: a goddamn legend. One of the best days of my

838
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: life was when Kat Williams knew who I was. I

839
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: was one of them, I was. I love Kat Williams.

840
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: I love Cat Williams. That interview was masterful. And all

841
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: you were doing was just you're just feeding them rope

842
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: and say it like just like hey, keep lighting it

843
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: on fire. I got fuses all over if you and

844
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: and by the way, it was it broke the internet.

845
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, there's in this internet. We got Kim

846
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: Kardashian's tape, right. Yeah. I shouldn't have sid that because

847
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: I know we're trying to get he on the show.

848
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're trying to get on, but that I broke

849
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 2: the internet. Yeah, adult adult film, adult film ray shout

850
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 2: out to ray Ja. No one mentions him, right, and

851
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 2: so but I've had him on the show for real,

852
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 2: I did. I heard Reggie as a gangster like the man. Yeah,

853
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 2: that's someone I like to meet. But like that interview

854
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 2: broke the internet. And that was like, I mean, it's

855
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 2: kind of what did it feel like for you? I'm

856
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 2: curious because I know in real time you have I

857
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 2: have no I had no idea it was doing that.

858
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 2: The people that were sitting just kind of like the

859
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 2: people here city. My producer CJ. He comes to me

860
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 2: and I couse. We wrapped the interview. Now I had

861
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 2: still had like twenty mine ues of questions, but I

862
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 2: realized that we, like I'm saying my in real time, I.

863
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: Think, I said, we've gone two and a half hours,

864
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: so let's wrap it. No no, no, no, no no no,

865
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: you could have done three and a half days.

866
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 2: Oh oh we could have, because we I had twenty

867
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 2: more minutes of questions. And then he stood around and

868
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 2: he asked me and I said we're done. I said yeah,

869
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 2: I said, we're good. And then he stands around another hour,

870
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 2: just him and his boys, you know, smoking. But CJ

871
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 2: looks at me and he's shaking his head. So I'm

872
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: thinking I said something wrong. A cat said something wrong.

873
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 2: So I put my.

874
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: Hand over mike.

875
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 2: I was like, what's up. So I was like, you know,

876
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,240
Speaker 2: let me take my mic off. I said, what happened?

877
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 2: I mean, did I say something? Did he say something?

878
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 2: He's like, it's gonna break the internet. I said, you think, so?

879
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: Oh, are you being serious? At the time, Steve sounds

880
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: like Nicki Glazer going till I do good?

881
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 2: No, no, because you Because I'm like, I was like,

882
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 2: at the time, Steve Harvey had the big had the

883
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 2: most views on Club Shase Shehade and he had eight

884
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 2: million views. I said, you're thinking to do Steve Harvey numbers.

885
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 2: He's like, it's gonna he says it's gonna blow it

886
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 2: out of the water. I said, rin, I said, you

887
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 2: think it's gonna.

888
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: Do ten million viewes CJ.

889
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 2: He says it's gonna do more than ten million. I

890
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,919
Speaker 2: sayd CJ, so fifty, I said, we get. I said,

891
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 2: if you say more than I say, we do fifty

892
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 2: week good. He's like, no, Shannon, he said this is

893
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 2: gonna break the internet. He said, they're gonna be talking

894
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 2: about this for years.

895
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's interesting. So and I say, this is

896
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 1: like now, I'm I'm you are a legend at what

897
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: you do, but what you do in this space we

898
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: were doing, you know, fifteen seventeen years ago, and fifteen

899
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: seventeen years ago, there was not the looks that would

900
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,399
Speaker 1: get Yeah. And what that Cat William's interview was, in

901
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 1: my opinion, is what old school Rogan was. When we

902
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 1: do Rogan, we didn't know people were listening, right, and

903
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: we would talk shit and we would ruin relationships and

904
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: we would we would just I mean we would destroy friendships. Yeah,

905
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: and we would, we would, and it was and that

906
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: is what that was. That was two guys talking as

907
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: if you didn't know anyone was listening, right, And it

908
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: was so beautiful. And Kat's just you know, cat No,

909
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: but he's so good at like tickling you. It is

910
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: like he goes, you know, I read fifteen books a

911
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: day and then you do the math. I did the

912
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: math on that, ye, so you know I didn't know,

913
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,839
Speaker 1: I really know. I did the math. It's impossible, like no, no,

914
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 1: And I love Cat. You know I did. Then I

915
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: did the math on me. Do you know it takes

916
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: me thirty two days to read one book? No, but

917
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 1: reading twenty four hours a day. It takes me thirty

918
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: two days to read a six hundred page book with

919
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: this small writing. I did the math on cat but

920
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: that it's like it's like a terrace Howard and he

921
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: goes one to one equals four and you're like, what

922
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: the like, what was it? What was it? What did

923
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: terrace Howard? Say? But that is that is It's a

924
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 1: little bit of a troll, yes, but it's so masterful

925
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: and cat Man, I would love to see the different

926
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: roles he could have played in life, because he could

927
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: be a preacher, he could be it there, he could

928
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: be thing, he could be anything. He had crazy. He

929
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: came up to I gotta tell you this because this

930
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: is like one of my biggest flexes in life. We're

931
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: at a party, Cat's wearing a bacca blah blah. What's

932
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 1: it called the you know, the So you don't your

933
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: obstinals for you? Yeah, yes, yes, I don't. I don't

934
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: really understand. I'm not saying that word that what's happening

935
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: on the Gaza strip and that watch guy trying to

936
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: get his watch back. There was the I don't know.

937
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: It's like the thing that young young black kids weary. Yeah,

938
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: it's a balta kaba balakaba. Where the did you grow up? Okay?

939
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: Oh Africa? Uh so uh thank you? So just that

940
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: just as this is that. But it's a bedazzled one

941
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: and it's white and it matches his white jumpsuit. Wow.

942
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,240
Speaker 1: Now everyone's going, I heard Cat william Is at this party,

943
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: and I'm going, I think it's evil caniebl Over there

944
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: with taste mask And I'm and I and and uh

945
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: and now I used to party with my gaps a

946
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: little yes, but I didn't know if he's still me.

947
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,439
Speaker 1: All these guys blew up and I was still broke.

948
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 1: You're still struggling, and I and I and uh. And

949
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 1: then my caps comes up and sees me. He's like

950
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: Bertie Burt and I was like, oh shit. I was like, Mike,

951
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: you remember me. He's like, of course, man, it's great

952
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: to see you. Gives me a big hug and see

953
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 1: Cat and Cat walks up to me. He goes you

954
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: a goddamn rock star, Burt Christ. I've been trying to

955
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: take my shirt off for years. They won't even let

956
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: me wear a vest. And I my wife, you know,

957
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: and you know when when like at a slam dunk contest,

958
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: my wife got up and walked a circle like Burt.

959
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hear about this forever. Kat Williams knows who

960
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: Bird is. Yeah, Kat Williams like, I love that guy.

961
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: You've been in this thing and you're great at it.

962
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: Thirty five thousand seed arenas, stadiums and arenas. Is there

963
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: anybody you know? You hear a lot of guys like

964
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to follow that guy. I don't want

965
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: to follow that guy.

966
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 2: I mean people used to say all the time, Man,

967
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 2: you ain't trying to follow Bernie Matt. That ain't what

968
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 2: you're trying to do. Obviously, you're never gonna be able

969
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 2: to follow Chapelle because your pel going into show. So

970
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,439
Speaker 2: you're not following him. You're not following Rock.

971
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: No.

972
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 2: So if there is, if there, if there are people

973
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 2: like I show hope I'm in front of him.

974
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 1: No, there's I'm gonna tell you I don't mean this cocky.

975
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: I'll just be be very real. H I have a

976
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: magic trick apart with mine when I take my shirt off.

977
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: It's it's a little bit of it. It's it's a

978
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: it's a it's a reset. Right. So uh, once I

979
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: take my shirt off, everyone forgets about what happened before me,

980
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 1: and it's mine now. And I will say that there's

981
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: not one person alive that I would I would follow

982
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 1: all of them. Uh, but there's one person dead who

983
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,240
Speaker 1: I would to this day and never in my life

984
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: ever want to follow. And that's Ralphie May. Ralphie May

985
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,879
Speaker 1: un followable. I mean, and I'm saying as good as

986
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: I ever was, And no slight on everyone. You know,

987
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 1: everyone's really hated Ralphie May. No one could follow him.

988
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: If he didn't want you to follow him, you would

989
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: not follow him. I'd watch him. I remember he did

990
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: a bit. I was like, we were doing a show

991
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 1: together and he's like, Bert Kreischer, you want to go

992
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: first to second. I was like, I go blast. He goes,

993
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want that, Burt Kreischer, I

994
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 1: gotta put a hurt on you. I was like, Ralphie,

995
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm doing theaters now, and he's like, all right, all right, okay,

996
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 1: and he does pretty good set and then he looks

997
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: at me and goes, all right, I'm about to bring

998
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: you next comic up, but real quick, I want to

999
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: talk about big ladies. You don't want to know big.

1000
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: You want a medium, you don't want to know, making

1001
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 1: your like a horse reaching for a sugar cube. And

1002
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: I watched him, and the beauty of Ralphie Meddic is

1003
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: that he would take one premise and just blanket out.

1004
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: He would take one premise, you don't want to know big,

1005
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: making you can't right up by, you don't want He

1006
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: would take the same premise and give you twenty punchlines.

1007
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: And no one does that. No one does that the

1008
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: way Ralphie did that. It was a little bit of

1009
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 1: old school, and god damn it, you could not reset

1010
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: a room after Ralphie May. I remember one time he

1011
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 1: went on stage and I was supposed to follow him,

1012
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: and he goes like there he gets onstage, he goes,

1013
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: howl it they gonna want me back, I'm going back

1014
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: and he walked back on stage and they and the

1015
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: secondly one day went crazy. Ralphie May. You know the

1016
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: thing that kills me about death is people forget about

1017
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 1: you and and and you know, no one wants to

1018
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: be forgotten about people want to live. You die twice.

1019
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: You die when you die, and you die when the

1020
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: last person that remembers you dies. And Ralphie May, it's

1021
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: a travesty that people don't talk enough about how brilliant

1022
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: of a comic he was. Unbelievable. Man, they got fat

1023
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: bastard out there. You don't think that's offensive to me?

1024
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: What about black bastard? I'm talking so Bla throws saw

1025
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: his face. It looks like deep space. What about Mexican

1026
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: ass bastard? But does a little baby go teeth? How

1027
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: you gonna be a go old man with baby gold teeth?

1028
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: Ralphie May was so destructive on stage that I never

1029
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: to this day I think about having to follow him,

1030
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 1: and it just was impossible. Anything you want to promote,

1031
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 1: anything you want to talk about. I hope you guys

1032
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: like free birt. I mean that's the truth, is like

1033
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: I it's you know, you make a product, it's like

1034
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: training camp, right, Yes, I keep saying this going back

1035
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: to you know, I'm such a fan of yours. Yeah,

1036
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm such a fan of yours. I love John Elway. Yeah,

1037
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: that interview was great, and and you in that documentary

1038
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,399
Speaker 1: was I mean I watched the lway thing you got.

1039
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna understand. You don't understand, you don't understand. You

1040
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:44,280
Speaker 1: define a moment in my life. This is what sports

1041
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: does and things art does for people. But those Sundays

1042
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 1: in Florida at like like probably what six pm, five pm,

1043
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 1: where it starts getting a little colder out at night,

1044
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: and you guys were out on the field and it

1045
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: was two minutes and you how many times did you

1046
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: have where it was always two minutes? And you go

1047
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: on the five yard line and you guys are drive

1048
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: and then you know when when you know Goose was

1049
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 1: a good friend of.

1050
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 2: Mine, Okay, okay.

1051
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: Goose was the best, and when you guys did hard

1052
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 1: knocks together, like there's But when I say about training camp,

1053
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: is is making a TV show is a lot like

1054
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: training camp is. Like you go and you hope you

1055
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: did the work, you did your best you could, but

1056
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 1: you know, times you're a little tired, you hope you

1057
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 1: hope it all pays off. And with a TV show,

1058
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 1: you make a TV show and you hope everyone likes it,

1059
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: and that's it. That's it. If you don't I get it,

1060
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 1: and if if you do I'm happy. It's not like

1061
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,359
Speaker 1: a special. Like a special, I gotta be special, I do,

1062
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: I go, I have the same feeling I have right now.

1063
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: I did lucky, and I was like, got, I hope

1064
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 1: people like it. And then I go, well, I just

1065
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 1: tore it around the world. Everyone loves it, right, It's

1066
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: gonna do great. And then it it was top ten,

1067
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,720
Speaker 1: top ten for like three weeks, and I'm of course

1068
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 1: everyone loved it. In the room. You still get nervous

1069
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: to go on stage, No, not at all. You don't.

1070
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 2: You don't get the butterflies because I still got butterflies

1071
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,800
Speaker 2: every time I go out there. I know we practiced,

1072
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 2: I know what I'm not one's supposed to do. But

1073
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 2: I get queasy, No, none at all.

1074
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: I love it. It's the safest I feel I get.

1075
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: I don't like flying. So on Sundays, my stomach would

1076
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: be a mess all day, all day. It would be

1077
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: a mess because I knew I had a six am

1078
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 1: flight the next day, so I had the kids. I'd

1079
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:32,240
Speaker 1: get home the second I heard ladies and gentlemen Burt Chrischier,

1080
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: I would my stomach would disappear. And I was so

1081
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: present and I had zero anxiety, and I thought cleaner

1082
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 1: and faster than I ever did, even doing something like this,

1083
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: like I get excited for this. Yes, there's no nerves

1084
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 1: about it. It's like I'm such a fan. I'm a

1085
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: fan on so many levels of yours. I'm a fan

1086
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: of Like I quoted you the other day, I don't

1087
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 1: buy an expensive watch tell what time it is. I'd

1088
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: buy expensive watch to tell you how expensive my time is.

1089
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 1: I said that to my kid. I told him, I

1090
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 1: told him I came up with it.

1091
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 2: Well, now you by plug to get Tony Henscliff and

1092
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 2: Nicki Glaizer on the show.

1093
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: You want Tony on, that's easy, that's light work. You

1094
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 1: want Nicki on? Well, facetiming right now, give me my phone.

1095
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: Nicki is Nicki is the best, by the way I

1096
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:23,720
Speaker 1: always answer he FaceTime.

1097
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you seem that's not what you're supposed to do.

1098
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 2: Face time is supposed to be special.

1099
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: No FaceTime is yo? Are we friends?

1100
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 2: You know they're the only you know what, the only

1101
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 2: time by FaceTime. I've never facetied my sister. I've never

1102
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 2: face tied my brother. I've never facetied my mom. Only

1103
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,399
Speaker 2: the kids are for real.

1104
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't have my readers on Nicki Glazer FaceTime.

1105
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: By the way, Niki doesn't seem like a face. Oh

1106
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: this is my hair looked like the whole time. I

1107
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,879
Speaker 1: hope this is her number and not her email. Oh yeah,

1108
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: this is her hold on FaceTime. Nicki Blazer or was

1109
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 1: the center of the FaceTime. The work You send him

1110
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:12,720
Speaker 1: a video message, A video message audio message always works,

1111
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: looks good like this. I better. This is what I

1112
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,959
Speaker 1: look like if you suck. Oh, I don't want Nicki

1113
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 1: to go all right? She didn't answer. She must be

1114
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: getting an operation now, Nicki. Nicki is. NICKI would be

1115
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: great for this. Nicky is. She's awesome, She's an she's

1116
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:37,760
Speaker 1: an open book and she is she's so quick. Yeah,

1117
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:42,919
Speaker 1: and she is just I mean. And Tony I mean,

1118
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: other than the fact that I don't think he's ever

1119
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 1: watched a football game. He's probably looking at the cheerleaders

1120
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: a little bit. But you got to get my cash. Wait,

1121
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 1: what comics have you had Tommy on? No, I've had

1122
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: uh what what? What white guys have you had on?

1123
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: And don't count Gary Owen? Okay, Andrew Schulz, that's it,

1124
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: that's it. Oh, we've had uh No.

1125
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 2: We've had John on No Jano, we had what what's

1126
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:16,280
Speaker 2: the uh the uh cj what's the Hispanic comedian?

1127
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:22,359
Speaker 1: We had on Yep, Yep. Ralph Barbosa the hardest he's

1128
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 1: ever made my wife laugh, the hardest I've ever seen

1129
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: my wife laugh. We were on tour. Ralph was on

1130
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: our bus. He ate mushrooms, and he started explaining episodes

1131
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 1: seen by seeing a family guy to my wife from

1132
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: memory and and my wife didn't know what. She thought

1133
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 1: these were moments in his life. And she was laughing hysterically,

1134
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,959
Speaker 1: and he was like, and then the black guy comes

1135
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: into the and the Asian guys like you shop a

1136
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 1: long time? And my wife's like, what the And then

1137
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 1: she got on the bench. He goes, who is this guy?

1138
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: And I go, he's on mushroom. She goes, what I

1139
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: don't she was telling me for his life story. I go, that'

1140
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 1: did an episode of family got Ralph Barbosa is brilliant. Yeah,

1141
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:09,479
Speaker 1: I love them. Yeah. So what's your night looked like tonight?

1142
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: What's the rest of your day look like? You seem

1143
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 1: like a work twenty four hours? I am, well, I'm

1144
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,399
Speaker 1: gonna go back home. We had a turning burn today. Yeah,

1145
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 1: we find home. Yeah, you work out this morning? No?

1146
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 2: No, no, because we got I had to be at

1147
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 2: the airport at like eight o'clock. So I got up

1148
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 2: and so I won't work out the day, but I'll

1149
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 2: work out tomorrow.

1150
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,240
Speaker 1: Off tomorrow, so easy.

1151
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 2: But then we got to work Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday,

1152
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 2: we fly, Sunday works, Sunday night, works, Sunday work Monday.

1153
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: Does it give you calmness? Work? It does? It doesn't it?

1154
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: You know, like Kevin used to talk about how hard

1155
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: he is working, and I think it's the demons as high. Yes,

1156
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 1: as you go, it shuts down. The conversation is if

1157
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: I have a day off, I'm sitting there going like

1158
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: my wife was gone for two days. Yeah, and I

1159
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 1: was home by myself. That's when I got in those

1160
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,799
Speaker 1: oculous goggles. Yeah, and all of a sudden, I'm in

1161
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: like a sevensome, and I'm like Jesus Christ, like what

1162
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 1: am I doing? And then and then and then you

1163
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 1: go to a beach and you're like, and I sat there.

1164
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: I sat quiet for two days. She came home today

1165
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 1: and I was like touching her and talking to her

1166
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: and you're like, I need people. Yeah, I mean work.

1167
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: I think workaholism is akin to like just shutting down

1168
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 1: the conversation. Yeah, and I think that's what that's why.

1169
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 2: But I think the thing is also it's for kind

1170
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 2: of you like when you're well, I didn't grow up

1171
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 2: like you, officers. I grew up in a little different situation.

1172
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 2: Is like not having and not having again. So the

1173
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 2: only way I can make sure I don't end up

1174
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 2: backing that situation.

1175
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question someone asked me the

1176
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: other day. I don't know how much money you have,

1177
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 1: by no, much money you probably have, and how much

1178
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 1: money you've had. So your first deal you sign on

1179
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: the Broncos, how was your first signing deal?

1180
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 2: I made sixty three thousand, seventy three thousand, and I

1181
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 2: got twenty two thousand signing bonus.

1182
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 1: I was a seventh round draft pick. Okay, what was

1183
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 1: your first big deal at the Broncos? Uh?

1184
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 2: Ninety the end of ninety three beginning ninety four, I

1185
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 2: got I may, I got seven hundred thousand, bas I

1186
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 2: got a four hundred thousand dollars signing bonus.

1187
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: So what's the difference between that? That's security? Yeah, and

1188
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: then what you have today, Like, is there a do

1189
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: you do you quantify that? Say a million dollars yes,

1190
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 1: versus say, I don't know. I'm saying you probably have

1191
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: like forty million dollars, sixty million dollars if you know

1192
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 1: what it does now you know that it's number. Is

1193
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 1: that back? Then?

1194
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 2: I value things a lot more because I had to

1195
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 2: work a lot harder for it. Like a watch, I

1196
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 2: had to wait two, three, four years to get it.

1197
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 2: Now I can just go buy any watch. I won't

1198
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 2: so it doesn't have the same meeting.

1199
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: So wait, is a watch better then or now? Then?

1200
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: So then if it's better, then what are we doing

1201
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 1: for me? It's for the kids and the grandkids. Okay,

1202
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 1: So is there a price point where you cover your nut,

1203
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: you take care of kids, you take care of everything,

1204
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 1: and then you just size down and you go. I

1205
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 1: want things to mean more. I want things I want

1206
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 1: to feel. I want to appreciate a steak. You know.

1207
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 1: The guy asked me today, he said, what was the

1208
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 1: most money ever made or something? It was a business

1209
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: interview and I told him and he said, did it?

1210
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 1: Was it? I got? Someone told me I made like

1211
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 1: thirty million dollars. I was in a hot tub in

1212
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 1: my house and like, he congratulations, you're like the second

1213
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 1: highest starting comic in the country. And I was like cool.

1214
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: I was like what for real? And like, hey, you

1215
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 1: made thirty million dollars last year ago. I did. And

1216
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 1: I didn't feel it. I didn't feel it. And I

1217
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 1: tell you right now, I couldn't register it, like it

1218
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:45,080
Speaker 1: didn't like, it didn't go. It didn't feel like a

1219
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: battery when you plug your phone in, like, and I

1220
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: was like, okay, So then what's the point point? And

1221
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 1: by the way, the money's not real. I don't. I don't.

1222
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: It's just a number on a computer. I don't see it.

1223
00:59:56,720 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 1: It's not like Floyd Mayweather's got it in bags. So

1224
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 1: then and and and I buy. I bought two Rabbi

1225
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 1: steaks yesterday, so I like both of them. But he's like,

1226
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 1: I don't know which one I want to eat right,

1227
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 1: one's gonna go bad? Yeah, And what's the point. Yeah,

1228
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 1: But I don't know what I would do because I

1229
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: worked so hard.

1230
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 2: It's the way I was raised is that we like

1231
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 2: we had to work because that was the only way

1232
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 2: for us to get anything. And now I feel so worthless.

1233
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 2: I feel useless. I feel so unimportant if I don't work.

1234
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 1: I've got this, Okay, okay, And by the way, I

1235
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 1: apologize I'm doing this to you, But like, is it

1236
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 1: how important is relevancy to you versus money? Like if

1237
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 1: people stop saying man club shase is incredible? If how

1238
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,480
Speaker 1: important is relevancy? That's an important thing with comedy is

1239
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 1: when I started getting successful, I watched people that I

1240
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 1: was passing start hating me. Yes, and it bothered me.

1241
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 1: It bothered me. It bothers me because I don't know

1242
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 1: what I did.

1243
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 2: Because I understood when I played football that the opposing team,

1244
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 2: the Steelers or the Vikings or this team, the Kansas

1245
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 2: City or the Raiders. I understood their fans hating me

1246
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 2: they got a reason to.

1247
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: But I don't.

1248
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 2: I didn't understand, and it took me a while. I'm

1249
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 2: just not coming to the realization that your success pissed

1250
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 2: some people off.

1251
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, you go, I was

1252
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 1: rooting for you the whole time, yeah, and then now

1253
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 1: you're not rooting for me. My takeaway from that is, like,

1254
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 1: I have a lot of guys, and I named a

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01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 1: bunch of them in this who I worked with. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: at one point I was the dog and now that

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Speaker 1: they're the dogs, Like Shane Gillis is the man. He

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Speaker 1: is the man he is. You know what kind of

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Speaker 1: a would I be if I couldn't enjoy his success?

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Speaker 1: If I had to look at it and sit on

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Speaker 1: my couch and go, yeah, I liked him when he

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Speaker 1: was poor? Would I like him when he's rich?

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Speaker 2: And that's the thing that people doesn't enjoy because I

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01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:06,720
Speaker 2: don't look at it like it's some unsuccessful I'm happy

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Speaker 2: for this success. I'm not envious of this success. I'm like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: maybe I need to work harder. But I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: he don't deserve that, or he didn't earn that. Why

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Speaker 2: does he get to get that?

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Speaker 1: And I don't. I'm not. I'm that's a loser's mentality

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Speaker 1: is And when I when I saw I saw beautiful dogs,

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Speaker 1: Shane special. I only Shane sees a friend of mine,

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Speaker 1: but I saw beautiful dogs. And I never seen it

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Speaker 1: in front of the stage because I was always back

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Speaker 1: backstage when he did it, so I never saw any

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Speaker 1: of his any of his facial any of that. I

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Speaker 1: watched it on TV. I was on the treadmill and

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Speaker 1: I doubled over. I was like, this is brilliant. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now do I look at that and go, dude, I

1279
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Speaker 1: gotta work harder? Of course, But do I look at

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Speaker 1: that and go, oh no, what kind of loser looks

1281
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,919
Speaker 1: at that? And I think that's the hardest part about

1282
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Speaker 1: getting successful is to watch the people that just start

1283
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 1: hating you because you succeeded. It sucks. It sucks.

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Speaker 2: It's really hard. People that you were cool with and

1285
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 2: all the sudden they say in snide things and they're

1286
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 2: kind of like rooting and hoping for you downfall.

1287
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Speaker 1: But you have it intimately. I only had it one time.

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01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 1: You have it intimately as you come in seventh round

1289
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,800
Speaker 1: draft pick. You come in as a backup, and then

1290
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Speaker 1: you take that guy's job and then you're sitting in

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Speaker 1: the locker room and he's right and you're naked in

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Speaker 1: a shower and he's seeing you, right that. What's that like?

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Speaker 2: But you know, the thing is is that the reason

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01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 2: why I was able to do so well in the

1295
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 2: locker room because I started out as a guy that

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Speaker 2: wasn't the guy.

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Speaker 1: You just explained my career. Yes, the reason I've done

1298
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 1: so well is because at forty three years old, I

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01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 1: got fired from Travel Channel and I was in the

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01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 1: hallway at the comedy store and I wasn't the guy,

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01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 1: and people would talk to me and do this, and

1302
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever had this happen to you.

1303
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 1: They talk to you and then go this, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey,

1304
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 1: give me give me one second. I'm gonna talk to

1305
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Speaker 1: someone and I want them and I turn around and

1306
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 1: Sebastian manos Coco was behind me, and they were like, oh,

1307
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 1: he just left me to talk to Bastian and I

1308
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 1: And that's that survivor's remorse we're talking about. Was that guy?

1309
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 1: So then when I went back to those clubs and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not going to do that to

1311
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Speaker 1: people because that happened to me. Yes, when you're an underdog,

1312
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 1: and I've always thought the underdog is a better path

1313
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 1: to have, the one that no one sees it coming.

1314
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 1: The Cinderella story, come from out of nowhere. That's the

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Speaker 1: story I want to be. I don't want to be

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Speaker 1: the the Tom Brady's a good story. Yes.

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Speaker 2: In the late Yeah, he's a six round draft pick,

1318
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 2: one ninety second. Nobody gave him an opportunity, and he

1319
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Speaker 2: came all the way up. I mean I should be.

1320
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Speaker 2: I should be what a lot of people are inspired.

1321
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:29,600
Speaker 2: I grew up in a thousand square foot cinder box

1322
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Speaker 2: home with no indoor plumbing, no running water, went to

1323
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 2: Savannah State, worked with two win Dixie Piggley Wiggly Bags,

1324
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Speaker 2: with all my belonging, and made it from an HBCU

1325
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Speaker 2: all the way to the Hall of Fame. Okay, now

1326
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Speaker 2: I get on television. I don't have a media degree.

1327
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:47,600
Speaker 2: I'm not classically trained in television, and to work my

1328
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Speaker 2: way up.

1329
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Speaker 1: And Shannon Shannon know in media in nineteen ninety five,

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Speaker 1: would have ever hired you to speak on camera? That's

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01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: the truth. Everything everything you do does that make sense?

1332
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Speaker 1: But for whatever reason, man, I love it. And that's

1333
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 1: the thing that perseverance is like, is the underdog has

1334
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Speaker 1: to believe in itself. Yes, and I tried a lot.

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Speaker 2: I went to what the speech pathologists, and oh, don't

1336
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:23,520
Speaker 2: ever once I saw Charles Barkley with a heavy Southern

1337
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 2: coloquial dialect. Yes, and he can be unapologically and apologetically

1338
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Speaker 2: Charles Barkley, I said, why am I trying to be

1339
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 2: like Ed Bradley because I had, I had, I had

1340
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Speaker 2: my producer at CBS send me everything interview ed Bradley

1341
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Speaker 2: had ever done. I watched Greg Gumble, I watched these

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01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:44,120
Speaker 2: affluent black men, and I felt that's how I was

1343
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 2: supposed to be. But that's not what they hired me

1344
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 2: to be. No, and then once I embraced who I.

1345
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Speaker 1: Was, Dude, you're you're a legend. You're a legend. And listen,

1346
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Speaker 1: Barbara Walters. Yes, I have a speech impediment. I don't

1347
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 1: know if you can catch it, but it happens all

1348
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Speaker 1: the time. You can see it. I tried to get

1349
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Speaker 1: rid of it. I can't get rid of it. That's

1350
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 1: the way I talk, Dude. I think, I mean, I

1351
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: think it's endearing. I think you're a legend. And I'm

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Speaker 1: it has been an honor of privilege to sit here

1353
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Speaker 1: and drink a bottleck O Oostier with you.

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Speaker 2: Shave by Laportier. I'm going to send you home with

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Speaker 2: a bottle. Please do appreciate you, Bird Christ, your ladies, gentlemen.

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Speaker 3: All my life, grinding all my life, sacrifice, hustle, bad price,

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Speaker 3: want a slice? Got the brona? All my life I'd

1358
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:37,320
Speaker 3: be grinding all my life, all my life, and grinning

1359
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:41,960
Speaker 3: all my life. Sacrifice, hustle, bed to brice, one slice,

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Speaker 3: not the bron of diat all my life.

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Speaker 1: I've been grinding all my life