WEBVTT - My Oscars Predictions 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:10.280 The Oscars my favorite night of the year. Coashha Cosh 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:17.960 Shut Show. Hey, good morning and welcome to the Toss Show. 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:21.759 I'm Daniel with me is Eddie? How are you? Eddie? 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:24.480 Being pretty good? Daniel? Do you remember the handshake from 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:27.800 the movie Big Yeah? I mean I remember them doing it. 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:34.240 You don't know it. I'm a girlfriend, I'm a ice 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:37.880 cream cold with vanilla and ooh daddy rocking on the patio. 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:39.880 I said it. I mean I saw your mom's trying 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:42.560 to sucking me this Summay two more times. I don't 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:44.919 remember if that was it or not. It's in that 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:48.800 vault bark. I'm making up words, obviously, but it's somewhere 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:52.400 in there. You ever, you and your kid or any 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:55.240 any of your friends. Do you have any cool handshakes? No? No, 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:59.120 it's cool handshakes, man. I always get impressed with the 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:02.600 elaborate handshakes that I see some of these athletes pull off, 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:04.600 and then they have a different one for each player 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.800 and they remember them, right, That's the most impressive part. 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:09.800 So quick, I I gotta come up with a cool 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:12.720 hand I saw some kids at school when I was 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:15.600 dropping my son off do a cool handshake when they 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:18.000 greeted each other. They were like fifth graders, and I 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:20.720 was like, oh, I was telling my son, we need 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.600 to come up with a cool handshake, and he was like, yeah, 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:27.679 I don't. He didn't care. We just hug. Yeah, we hug. 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:32.040 What we do? He just balls crying and I just 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:34.960 hug him and I whisper in his ear. I don't 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:40.920 want you to leave either. I remember that one. That's 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:46.960 our cool little routine. Whatever. Hey, this episode, guys, we 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:52.320 are featuring two new segments, like you know, yep, we 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:55.840 got Dan's Hacks and Deer Toss Show. I'm here for it. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:01:59.720 What do you want to hear first? Dad? I want 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:03.160 to Dan's hack dance hacks. Okay, hit the music for 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:11.600 dance hacks, all right, now Dan's acts what I'm hoping for? 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:16.119 You know, you ever on the internet loves to have hacks, right, 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:20.800 and sometimes these things go viral really quickly. Oh my goodness, 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:22.679 I didn't. I didn't know you could peel a hard 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:26.240 boiled egg just by squeezing it in your armpit whatever 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:29.360 it is. Yeah, seriously, some dumb stuff. Well, I'm hoping 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:33.639 some of my Dan's hacks catch fire. Now. My first 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:40.079 one is for milkshakes. Okay, who doesn't love a milkshake? Okay? 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:44.000 The problem is a lot of times when you have 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:46.799 your milkshake, sometimes you want to you want to save it, 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:49.919 or you put it in the refrigerator, or you put 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:52.079 it in the freezer. What do you do, Eddie? Would 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:56.000 you put yours in the refrigerator or the freezer? Refrigerator? 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:59.680 And then if you don't have it within thirty minutes, 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:02.880 it gets to watery. The refrigerator isn't cold enough, but 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:07.120 the freezer it gets frozen solid, and then when it 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:12.280 thaws out, the consistency is forever ruined. So here it 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:16.280 is Dan's Hacks for Milkshakes. When I get a milkshake, 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:21.920 this is what I do. I finish it dance tacks. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:27.080 All right, Now it's time for Dear Toss Show. And 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:30.080 this is a segment where I'm going to allow fans 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:35.960 to write in any potential problem or grievance they have, 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:40.840 much like the storied advice column of Dear Abby. Now 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:45.120 this one, this first one comes to us. It's not 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:48.080 really a fan. I'll be honest, and this person doesn't 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:51.320 want my advice. That's what I like about this segment. 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:55.000 Let's just say they were talking and I was just 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:58.320 listening to them, and I'm not allowed to chime in. 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:03.800 So the guy she's dating, she's claiming is emotionally unavailable. 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:07.800 Here's how I fix that. Uh No, he's not okay. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:13.520 He dude just doesn't like you that much. That's just 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:17.000 it. It's just so similar. You're telling if Zendeia is sitting 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:21.160 on your couch, I'm guessing you become emotionally too available. 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:25.839 You wouldn't even care what you were planning on watching. Now, 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:30.640 It's just like, tell me about your dreams. Oh, I'd 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:34.359 love to hear about the time you had a dog 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:40.640 that ran away but came back. It's just it's so silly. 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:43.960 I just was listening. I couldn't I couldn't help myself. 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:46.120 I just kept wanting to go, oh yeah, I know, 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:51.919 totally unavailable. I love Zendia. Is she too young for 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:55.840 me to love her? Nope? Good. Speaking of Zendeia, it's 0:04:55.880 --> 0:05:08.000 Oscar's time enjoy Casha. The Oscars, my favorite night of 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:11.880 the year. Do you watch the Oscars? Yeah? We do. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.640 Don't care about the movies. That doesn't affect if I 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:17.359 watch or don't watch. It's all about the host for me, 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.279 if I'm interested in the host comedically, I will watch 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:26.600 the monologue. Past the monologue. I'm out, you're done, I'm done. 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:30.080 So this year it's Conan O'Brien. Yeah, that'd be funny 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:36.440 if Will Smith slapped him right like holy shit, like 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:39.200 you know, because Conan. Conan is a big guy, he's 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:44.520 like six' four ish and then his his pale irish 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:47.960 skin would just a big red handprint on the side 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.479 of his head for the second. Half that's a tough. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:52.880 Gig now you have to you have to like when 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.640 they come to, you be, like, hey AM i gonna 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:59.040 be physically? Assaulted and will you will you do nothing 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.840 about it IF i am physically. ASSAULTED a lot of 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:05.760 people have asked, me fans IF i would ever host 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:09.720 any of these award, shows and the answer, IS i don't. 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:16.040 Know i've never been. Asked they never asked. Me i'm 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:21.920 probably not famous enough to get the. Invite but another 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:25.240 thing is a lot of times they're on a network 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:30.320 that's owned by another company and they have a vested 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:34.400 interest in the person that's hosting the. Show there's usually a. 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:38.279 Connection oh IT'S, abc so It's Jimmy, kimmel it's you, 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:43.000 know you get. IT i also would struggle so bad 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:47.640 with the names of all the actors and people in these, 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:52.720 awards and people would be baffled by how LITTLE i 0:06:52.800 --> 0:07:01.520 know about people that are clearly extremely. Famous oh, Now 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:03.640 i'm not saying THAT i wouldn't do, it And i'm 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:06.599 not saying THAT i. COULD i. COULDN'T i couldn't pull it. 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:10.000 Off you'd kill you. Know i've never even asked been 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:15.480 asked to present an, award which that's pretty, insulting you, 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:18.560 know not even like on like the shitty award, shows you, 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:22.760 KNOW mtv or. Whatever. Whatever i'm, So i'm so. MAD 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:26.960 i would have some. DEMANDS i would have a list 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:32.440 of demands that would have to be agreed upon BEFORE 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:39.080 i would agree to host this big old train wreck. Them, no, 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:42.320 NO i don't have them, yet just just in. THEORY 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:45.640 i KNOW i would have some. Demands Now i've written 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:51.520 a joker to for uh some. Hosts you, know if 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:55.920 it's different comics that are going around practicing AND uh 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:58.680 and they're friends of, mine well then Then i'm all 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:03.880 about trying to punch up some. Jokes that's that's. Fun 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:06.200 and then when you hear them say your joke or 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:08.160 don't do it the right. Way you're just at home. Going, 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:11.520 well you ruined. It that's not the way you're supposed 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:16.320 to deliver. It the biggest problem with the oscars usually 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:20.280 it's too. Long it's a bunch of, elitists and the movies. 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:25.960 SUCKED i. Got here's a few few. Fixes some new 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:31.240 CATEGORIES i like best crafty and. Catering focus on the 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:33.800 one thing that cast and crews actually give a shit. 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.640 About like that to me is. Interesting what kind of 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:41.000 food did you guys? Have let's see some spreads show. 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:45.360 Us is the cruise food drastically different than the stars 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:48.280 THE a list stars of the. Movies are they in 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:51.080 line or do they just get to go. FIRST i 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:53.679 want to, know AND i want to and you, know 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.400 just the. Overall forget the catering. PART i want to 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:59.800 see craft. Service we're just the table of cool. Snacks 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:04.319 they always find some fun stuff in. There they got 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:09.800 those candy. Cigarettes, yeh that'd be. Neat here's another an 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:13.680 award THAT i. WANT i want best Background. Extra give 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:16.640 recognition to the guy that stood in the freezing cold 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:21.640 for fifteen hours dressed in something from the goddamn middle 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:26.040 ages for one hundred and fifty bucks or whatever the 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:29.240 daily rate for some non union work. IS i would 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:32.080 love to see that guy get called. Up he's not 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:34.040 allowed to. Speech they shut his micro for as soon 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:35.520 as he gets up, there he's not allowed to. Talk, 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:37.600 okay he's just got to take the trophy and walk. 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:40.680 Away that's. It you're an extra, yea you don't get to. 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:43.839 Talk there shouldn't be award for best. Sound it should 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.720 go without saying. That we should all be able to 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:50.520 hear and understand the dialogue in the. Movie you could 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:54.559 also combine some cinematography in there was this movie too 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:57.679 dark AND i couldn't make shit out BECAUSE i didn't 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:00.839 watch it at. Nighttime i'm looking ways to speed it. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:02.480 Up the other way to speed it, up how about. 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:08.080 This no best actor, actress supporting actor, actress no best 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:12.079 actor that identifies as an. Actress it's just best. Actor 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:15.040 no one cares your gender or the size of the. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:20.160 Role there's just One best. Actor. BOOM i just knocked 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:26.040 out four or five different categories in one. Awards that's an. 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.880 Hour now it's down to five. Minutes the show's too. 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:32.280 Long acceptance speeches go too. Long the accept of the 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:35.800 speeches are supposed to be forty five. Seconds, okay let's 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:38.240 throw up a shot. Clock that's. Fun now you're at 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:40.920 home watching On uh, oh they're not wrapping it. Up but, 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:44.880 Wait instead of some orchestra trying to play him off 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:49.520 with some soft, bullshit we Get pantera coming in. Hot 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:52.520 forty five seconds is. Up, Boom pantera is on. It 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:55.520 good luck trying to wrap up your speech while this 0:10:55.559 --> 0:11:00.160 is going. ON i want, to Thank. GOD i want 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:03.640 to show my political views down your throat and get 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:06.760 it all right. Enough you, SEE i. CAN'T i can't 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:08.800 do a podcast while that's going. On by the, way 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:11.560 once the show hits the two hour, mark it's. It it's. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:14.439 Done any categories that they didn't get, to, uh they 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:16.719 get to go first next. Year show some respect to 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:19.920 the viewers at. Home they have to Work monday. Morning 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:22.840 you guys get to go to some cool after party 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:25.319 and have in and. Out oh my, goodness look we're 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:34.040 eating like fucking poor. People be In memoriam too. Long 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:38.480 also bad music. CHOICE i, say bring the host back. 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:42.760 Out let's do more stand up during. This let's Bring 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:45.800 Jeff ross. Out let him fire off a few shots 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:49.720 at each person that's died As, yeah that's kind of. 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:53.280 Fun that's more. Fun and by the, way if we 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:56.719 need to see your name and your job description under your, 0:11:56.720 --> 0:12:00.400 photo sorry you. Don't you don't make. It we'll create 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:04.600 one dead person collage one and. Done all, right they're, 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:09.560 out and The Best picture nominees here we. Go let's 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:12.840 get into. It Best picture. Nominees this is the problem 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:16.280 with the. Show there's. Ten we all. Know there's not 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:19.400 ten good movies that come out every. Year some years 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:23.160 there's barely. Two and by the, WAY i, feel if 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:26.680 you Won Best picture last, year then you are the 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:30.280 defending champ and you're up against whatever one's come out 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:33.080 this year. Too, okay so there can be a run 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:37.160 of A Best picture that's been going strong for four. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:44.200 YEARS i still Think Talladega knights should be, undefeated AND 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:47.680 i can't Believe i'm about to say, that but this 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:50.480 might be the only time THAT i agree With. Trump 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:55.839 knock it off with all this foreign. Shit let's get 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:59.560 to the. Nominees The brutalist great, title the movie Is. 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:03.720 Brutal two hundred and fifteen minutes of Watching Adrian brody 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:11.360 do heroin pass a complete unknown Oh, Man Timmy shallow 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:14.200 may As Bob. Dylan you, know even When i'm in 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:17.720 the mood to listen To Bob dylan, MUSIC i only 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:21.000 make it about halfway through a song Before i'm, like, ah, 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:24.800 RIGHT i get. It he's a. Genius he also lives 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:29.720 down the street from. Me it's weird how our two 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:32.880 worlds ended up at the same. PLACE i write a 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:35.199 song about. It, yeah he could write a nine minute 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:39.040 song about HOW i had a clip show and ended 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:43.640 up being his. Neighbor how many movies is? That that's? 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:46.679 Two that's just two Movies i've gone through, already Exhausted 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:50.680 dune part. Two all, right here we go speaking To 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:54.520 Timmy shalla anybody calling Him Timmy? Shallow? YET i like? 0:13:54.600 --> 0:14:00.319 That this movie was. Unbelievable NOW i can't pronounce any cares. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:03.480 NAMES i barely followed the, plot but it was stunning to. 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:06.360 Watch and this should win And zendaya was in? It 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:12.479 yeah you kidding? Me Timmy shaley should win an award 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:16.920 just for keeping his boner down the whole? Time how 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:20.880 you going to act staring At zendaiya getting to make 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.640 out with, her roll around in the, sand shoving those 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:27.360 weird breathing things up your. NOSE i have a few 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:30.560 questions about doing. That i'm sure nerds would love to 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:33.080 over explain to. Me but they made such a big 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:36.320 deal about riding those, worms like it was such a 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:41.920 skill to be. Had but then when the whole town 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:45.640 would travel, places they would all get on top of, 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:48.840 them and there was no, like oh here it, comes 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:52.120 everybody get ready to dive. On apparently there was like 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:55.880 a bus stop where they could all just climb aboard 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:58.880 safely because there was like whole families on, it and 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.440 they didn't do the that he had to, do which was, 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:04.000 LIKE i don't, KNOW i forgot it by this. Point 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.440 he like shot a hook into it and you, know 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:09.040 rode it and it was like the craziest thing. Ever 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:11.920 but then there's scenes later where where they're going to the, south, 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:14.880 which by the, WAY i don't understand the geography Of doune, 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:18.080 whatsoever BECAUSE i thought it was like planets and stuff like. 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:20.600 That but then they just go to a village that 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:25.160 appears to just be like forty five minutes via worm. 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:30.520 Away it's not that it wasn't that spaced. OUT i 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:33.520 didn't understand. IT i feel like they should travel farther 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:37.320 away or visit those places more often if it's that 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:40.840 easy to get. To, yeah it's like The Long Island. Express, 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:45.480 yeah well so, anyway but and that's in the future, too. Right, yeah, well, 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:48.280 OKAY i don't understand. Anything, now let's get to the next. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:52.840 Movie the substance and tons of nudity in this One Margaret. 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:56.680 Qually people saying her boobs aren't, real but her ass was. 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:00.280 Real and guess what her ass carried the? Film it 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:03.440 was a good button that. Movie huh oh. Man, YEAH 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.080 i haven't watched the. MOVIE i just looked at. Stills 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:12.040 speaking of a nudity anora fun, MOVIE i guess there's 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:14.800 a completely pointless thirty five minute chunk where they go 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:18.200 searching for a rich rush nute On Coney, island which leads. 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:23.040 Nowhere And i'm not gonna spoil it for you because 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:26.800 there's nothing to. Spoil it's a strong best runner. Up 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:32.200 that's HOW i would describe this movie's best. Chances, conclave 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:36.560 anyboy Watch? Conclave yeah you saw? It oh, Yeah, oh 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:39.760 it's about finding a new. Pope i'll wait for the 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:43.880 reality show that's about to happen. NOW i CAN'T i. 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:46.960 Can't i'm not. Interested good for, them, though for making 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:49.200 a movie that made you forget The Catholic church has 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:53.960 committed the most sexual abuse cases and recorded. History never. 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:57.120 Forget by the, way if this airs And Pope francis 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:59.840 has passed, away it don't make me re edit. This 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:03.200 let's just air it the WAY i had it and 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:08.960 know That i'm, sorry no. Disrespect you spoke of the. Prophecy, 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:13.600 yeah it's like right now doing a joke about a plane, 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:17.520 crash and then, like oh my, goodness there were six 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:23.240 more plane crashes from today's date until this airs Next. Tuesday. 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:29.760 WICKED i hate every. MUSICAL i hate, FANTASY i Hate. 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:33.400 Witches not really a fan Of. Arianna now that being, 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:37.119 SAID i Love. Wicked oh my, GOODNESS i loved. It 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:39.960 didn't want to love. It and thanks to my wife 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:43.840 and son and the tone deaf nightmare that my home has. 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:50.960 BECOME i know every word to every song. POPULAR i 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:53.080 don't even like that. Song that's not the good. Song 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:55.840 that's the one that they could force me to sing 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:59.040 all the. Time no one can sing in my, family 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:03.320 yet everyone one is fearless when it comes to belting out. 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:08.639 Songs Amelia perez didn't see. Her didn't read a racist tweets. 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:12.440 Either do you notice that said, Her i'm so? Progressive? 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:16.320 Right is? That is that all ten of? Them, no there's. 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:19.760 More what's the next? One nickel? Boys nickel? Boys, nope 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:23.359 didn't see. It i'm still? Here is that actually the 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:25.000 title of the? Movie all? RIGHT i don't know if 0:18:25.000 --> 0:18:27.600 you're trying to pull one over on. Me didn't see. 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:29.880 It now you might Think i'm racist BECAUSE i missed 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:32.720 the last few, films BUT i would point out THAT 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:34.720 i have two children and there's only so many hours 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:37.440 in the, day and they control the remote a majority 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:40.879 of the. Time so maybe they're. Racist do you ever 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:45.359 think of? That, Okay so for, me it's down To 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:50.520 wicked Or, dune and they both have faults for. Starters 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:53.600 wicked is only the first half of a. STORY i 0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:55.960 didn't realize that UNTIL i. Watched and then at the 0:18:56.040 --> 0:18:58.640 end they're, like, oh that's only the first. Half the second, Half, 0:18:58.840 --> 0:19:01.879 hey this sister that in the, wheelchair she becomes another 0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:04.000 witch and then she's the one that the house falls. 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:07.840 On sorry for the spoiler if you've never seen the, 0:19:07.880 --> 0:19:12.080 play WHICH i. Haven't and Then, Dune dune is the 0:19:12.160 --> 0:19:15.199 second of, three so that's just the middle part of a, 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:17.879 story you know. What my vote is For Poor. Things 0:19:18.240 --> 0:19:20.159 AND i know that was nominated last, year BUT i 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:22.280 didn't see it till this, year and that movie is 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:26.560 really fucked. UP i, mean holy, SHIT i was watching 0:19:26.600 --> 0:19:30.520 it and there's just tons and tons of crazy. Nudity 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:34.120 and then they're pretending that it's okay because even though 0:19:34.160 --> 0:19:37.440 she's a child and naked and sexual, like they're, like, 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:39.919 oh she's only six years, old but it's played by 0:19:39.920 --> 0:19:42.480 an older person so they can do the. Joke and 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:46.080 then and they constantly are calling her a red and 0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:49.199 they think that's acceptable because it's a. MOVIE i, like 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:53.919 how in comedy you can't do these, things but when 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:57.359 you're doing like an artsy, film it's, fine you, know 0:19:57.480 --> 0:20:04.480 to basically be saying completely inappropriate things and child, pornography 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:07.359 but it's not real child pornography because this child that 0:20:07.440 --> 0:20:12.360 this man created is in a body that's. Older. Nah. 0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:17.160 Whatever and Then carmichael Shows Gerard carmichael was in. There 0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:20.359 that part of it was. Confusing didn't really understand, it but, 0:20:20.400 --> 0:20:22.840 Whatever so that's my. Vote my vote is For Poor 0:20:22.880 --> 0:20:33.080 things from last. Year Casha, carl what was your favorite 0:20:33.119 --> 0:20:37.560 movie in twenty twenty? Four he's always partial to the 0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:40.679 the Air bud. Franchise you know who's gonna have an? 0:20:40.680 --> 0:20:44.280 Opinion there's only one person in my circle that would 0:20:44.320 --> 0:20:47.919 really have an opinion on who should Win Best, picture 0:20:48.040 --> 0:20:52.200 as my father in. Law let's see if He let's 0:20:52.200 --> 0:20:56.000 see if he's got. Time it's a big day for him. Anyway, hey, 0:20:56.320 --> 0:20:59.960 hey two. Things first of, all BEFORE i asked the, 0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:03.800 question did you get your staples taken out? Today? No 0:21:04.520 --> 0:21:08.040 they had the brief schedule for tomorrow. Morning why THE 0:21:09.119 --> 0:21:11.280 pa had to go home to a sick or. Something, 0:21:11.400 --> 0:21:16.600 yeah that's. Garbage all, Right well, tomorrow make sure you 0:21:16.920 --> 0:21:19.320 make sure you get some video of them pulling those 0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:21.720 staples out of your. Knee oh, YEAH i can't. Wait 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:24.240 i'll get it for. You full knee. Replacement. Man, hey 0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:28.800 question here is. Simple who is going to Win Best 0:21:28.840 --> 0:21:32.360 picture at The? Oscars do you know all the? Nominees 0:21:32.400 --> 0:21:35.520 it's ten of. Them it's. Here let me read them to. 0:21:35.560 --> 0:21:42.840 You The Brutalist, Conclave Wicked Amelia Perez, Nickel, Boys i'm still. 0:21:42.920 --> 0:21:49.400 HERE A Complete Unknown Dune part, Two The Substance. Anora, 0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:53.160 Okay i've only seen four of those. Ten i'm gonna 0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:57.560 say The brutalist? Wins what did you didn't you? Love 0:21:57.760 --> 0:22:01.199 didn't you Love? Dune it's not got a. Chance science 0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:04.280 fiction never, wins no chance it's a great, Movie no 0:22:04.280 --> 0:22:08.560 no chance it. Wins what About? Wicked what About? WICKED i? 0:22:10.440 --> 0:22:12.960 MUSICAL i don't. KNOW i think the other one that 0:22:12.960 --> 0:22:18.720 could win is a complete Unknown Bob. Dylan, yeah did 0:22:18.720 --> 0:22:24.720 you like? IT i didn't see. IT i hate it's, 0:22:24.800 --> 0:22:29.119 Good but you think it could? Win see The? BRUTALIST 0:22:29.480 --> 0:22:31.400 i Told tammy, this hold. On you haven't even seen 0:22:31.400 --> 0:22:34.119 The brutalist, Either, no BUT i want to see. It 0:22:34.160 --> 0:22:36.600 so so the two that you think you will win 0:22:36.840 --> 0:22:40.359 are ones that you haven't even. Seen it's, true just 0:22:40.359 --> 0:22:44.359 going on. Reputation, well what what's what's the ones you've? Seen? 0:22:45.400 --> 0:22:49.320 SO i Saw dune AND i saw A, conclave which 0:22:49.359 --> 0:22:54.240 is very, good AND i saw Amlia, perez which is. 0:22:54.320 --> 0:22:57.960 Different it was well. DONE i guess for what it? 0:22:58.000 --> 0:23:01.280 Was what do you, MEAN i? Guess have you seen? It? No, 0:23:01.280 --> 0:23:03.680 No i'm not gonna watch that. Ship it's way out. 0:23:03.680 --> 0:23:06.760 There what was THE i can't even think the fourth on? Myself, 0:23:06.840 --> 0:23:09.160 oh substance you know it would be, fun but that's 0:23:09.160 --> 0:23:11.440 not gonna. Win did you like all the nudity in 0:23:11.480 --> 0:23:18.320 the h in that? Movie it's. Fantastic. YEAH i can't believe. 0:23:18.320 --> 0:23:20.760 You you haven't Seen. Wicked we. HAVE i don't know 0:23:20.760 --> 0:23:23.320 why we. Haven't we haven't seen? That all, RIGHT i 0:23:23.480 --> 0:23:28.240 need to. See that's awkward to seeing the. Brutalist all, Right, 0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:32.120 well we're good luck on. THAT i can't believe sci 0:23:32.119 --> 0:23:34.800 fi never. WINS i Thought dune was a. Lock oh 0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:37.919 it's it was. Terrific, no Sci fi never. Wins all, 0:23:38.040 --> 0:23:42.920 right good, enough Like? Spaces is it all? Right i'll 0:23:42.960 --> 0:23:46.040 check it in on you tomorrow after the. REMOVAL i 0:23:46.080 --> 0:23:52.840 would appreciate, that all, Right god? Speed well, okay so, 0:23:53.000 --> 0:23:56.240 yeah and even seen any of the movies he's, Picking 0:23:56.359 --> 0:24:00.359 but he does again have some real takes on On. 0:24:00.560 --> 0:24:06.359 Dune all, right let's plug some. Stuff tossshow store dot com, 0:24:06.640 --> 0:24:11.040 guys get some. Merch eddie's, Tour my tour on sale, 0:24:11.119 --> 0:24:14.560 now tons of. Dates we're gonna be all over The. Midwest, 0:24:14.760 --> 0:24:20.199 also this is Funny. 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