Speaker 1: The Oscars my favorite night of the year. Coashha Cosh
Speaker 1: Shut Show. Hey, good morning and welcome to the Toss Show.
Speaker 1: I'm Daniel with me is Eddie? How are you? Eddie?
Speaker 1: Being pretty good? Daniel? Do you remember the handshake from
Speaker 1: the movie Big Yeah? I mean I remember them doing it.
Speaker 1: You don't know it. I'm a girlfriend, I'm a ice
Speaker 1: cream cold with vanilla and ooh daddy rocking on the patio.
Speaker 1: I said it. I mean I saw your mom's trying
Speaker 1: to sucking me this Summay two more times. I don't
Speaker 1: remember if that was it or not. It's in that
Speaker 1: vault bark. I'm making up words, obviously, but it's somewhere
Speaker 1: in there. You ever, you and your kid or any
Speaker 1: any of your friends. Do you have any cool handshakes? No? No,
Speaker 1: it's cool handshakes, man. I always get impressed with the
Speaker 1: elaborate handshakes that I see some of these athletes pull off,
Speaker 1: and then they have a different one for each player
Speaker 1: and they remember them, right, That's the most impressive part.
Speaker 1: So quick, I I gotta come up with a cool
Speaker 1: hand I saw some kids at school when I was
Speaker 1: dropping my son off do a cool handshake when they
Speaker 1: greeted each other. They were like fifth graders, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I was telling my son, we need
Speaker 1: to come up with a cool handshake, and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. He didn't care. We just hug. Yeah, we hug.
Speaker 1: What we do? He just balls crying and I just
Speaker 1: hug him and I whisper in his ear. I don't
Speaker 1: want you to leave either. I remember that one. That's
Speaker 1: our cool little routine. Whatever. Hey, this episode, guys, we
Speaker 1: are featuring two new segments, like you know, yep, we
Speaker 1: got Dan's Hacks and Deer Toss Show. I'm here for it.
Speaker 1: What do you want to hear first? Dad? I want
Speaker 1: to Dan's hack dance hacks. Okay, hit the music for
Speaker 1: dance hacks, all right, now Dan's acts what I'm hoping for?
Speaker 1: You know, you ever on the internet loves to have hacks, right,
Speaker 1: and sometimes these things go viral really quickly. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't know you could peel a hard
Speaker 1: boiled egg just by squeezing it in your armpit whatever
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, seriously, some dumb stuff. Well, I'm hoping
Speaker 1: some of my Dan's hacks catch fire. Now. My first
Speaker 1: one is for milkshakes. Okay, who doesn't love a milkshake? Okay?
Speaker 1: The problem is a lot of times when you have
Speaker 1: your milkshake, sometimes you want to you want to save it,
Speaker 1: or you put it in the refrigerator, or you put
Speaker 1: it in the freezer. What do you do, Eddie? Would
Speaker 1: you put yours in the refrigerator or the freezer? Refrigerator?
Speaker 1: And then if you don't have it within thirty minutes,
Speaker 1: it gets to watery. The refrigerator isn't cold enough, but
Speaker 1: the freezer it gets frozen solid, and then when it
Speaker 1: thaws out, the consistency is forever ruined. So here it
Speaker 1: is Dan's Hacks for Milkshakes. When I get a milkshake,
Speaker 1: this is what I do. I finish it dance tacks.
Speaker 1: All right, Now it's time for Dear Toss Show. And
Speaker 1: this is a segment where I'm going to allow fans
Speaker 1: to write in any potential problem or grievance they have,
Speaker 1: much like the storied advice column of Dear Abby. Now
Speaker 1: this one, this first one comes to us. It's not
Speaker 1: really a fan. I'll be honest, and this person doesn't
Speaker 1: want my advice. That's what I like about this segment.
Speaker 1: Let's just say they were talking and I was just
Speaker 1: listening to them, and I'm not allowed to chime in.
Speaker 1: So the guy she's dating, she's claiming is emotionally unavailable.
Speaker 1: Here's how I fix that. Uh No, he's not okay.
Speaker 1: He dude just doesn't like you that much. That's just
Speaker 1: it. It's just so similar. You're telling if Zendeia is sitting
Speaker 1: on your couch, I'm guessing you become emotionally too available.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't even care what you were planning on watching. Now,
Speaker 1: It's just like, tell me about your dreams. Oh, I'd
Speaker 1: love to hear about the time you had a dog
Speaker 1: that ran away but came back. It's just it's so silly.
Speaker 1: I just was listening. I couldn't I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 1: I just kept wanting to go, oh yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: totally unavailable. I love Zendia. Is she too young for
Speaker 1: me to love her? Nope? Good. Speaking of Zendeia, it's
Speaker 1: Oscar's time enjoy Casha. The Oscars, my favorite night of
Speaker 1: the year. Do you watch the Oscars? Yeah? We do.
Speaker 1: Don't care about the movies. That doesn't affect if I
Speaker 1: watch or don't watch. It's all about the host for me,
Speaker 1: if I'm interested in the host comedically, I will watch
Speaker 1: the monologue. Past the monologue. I'm out, you're done, I'm done.
Speaker 1: So this year it's Conan O'Brien. Yeah, that'd be funny
Speaker 1: if Will Smith slapped him right like holy shit, like
Speaker 1: you know, because Conan. Conan is a big guy, he's
Speaker 1: like six' four ish and then his his pale irish
Speaker 1: skin would just a big red handprint on the side
Speaker 1: of his head for the second. Half that's a tough.
Speaker 1: Gig now you have to you have to like when
Speaker 1: they come to, you be, like, hey AM i gonna
Speaker 1: be physically? Assaulted and will you will you do nothing
Speaker 1: about it IF i am physically. ASSAULTED a lot of
Speaker 1: people have asked, me fans IF i would ever host
Speaker 1: any of these award, shows and the answer, IS i don't.
Speaker 1: Know i've never been. Asked they never asked. Me i'm
Speaker 1: probably not famous enough to get the. Invite but another
Speaker 1: thing is a lot of times they're on a network
Speaker 1: that's owned by another company and they have a vested
Speaker 1: interest in the person that's hosting the. Show there's usually a.
Speaker 1: Connection oh IT'S, abc so It's Jimmy, kimmel it's you,
Speaker 1: know you get. IT i also would struggle so bad
Speaker 1: with the names of all the actors and people in these,
Speaker 1: awards and people would be baffled by how LITTLE i
Speaker 1: know about people that are clearly extremely. Famous oh, Now
Speaker 1: i'm not saying THAT i wouldn't do, it And i'm
Speaker 1: not saying THAT i. COULD i. COULDN'T i couldn't pull it.
Speaker 1: Off you'd kill you. Know i've never even asked been
Speaker 1: asked to present an, award which that's pretty, insulting you,
Speaker 1: know not even like on like the shitty award, shows you,
Speaker 1: KNOW mtv or. Whatever. Whatever i'm, So i'm so. MAD
Speaker 1: i would have some. DEMANDS i would have a list
Speaker 1: of demands that would have to be agreed upon BEFORE
Speaker 1: i would agree to host this big old train wreck. Them, no,
Speaker 1: NO i don't have them, yet just just in. THEORY
Speaker 1: i KNOW i would have some. Demands Now i've written
Speaker 1: a joker to for uh some. Hosts you, know if
Speaker 1: it's different comics that are going around practicing AND uh
Speaker 1: and they're friends of, mine well then Then i'm all
Speaker 1: about trying to punch up some. Jokes that's that's. Fun
Speaker 1: and then when you hear them say your joke or
Speaker 1: don't do it the right. Way you're just at home. Going,
Speaker 1: well you ruined. It that's not the way you're supposed
Speaker 1: to deliver. It the biggest problem with the oscars usually
Speaker 1: it's too. Long it's a bunch of, elitists and the movies.
Speaker 1: SUCKED i. Got here's a few few. Fixes some new
Speaker 1: CATEGORIES i like best crafty and. Catering focus on the
Speaker 1: one thing that cast and crews actually give a shit.
Speaker 1: About like that to me is. Interesting what kind of
Speaker 1: food did you guys? Have let's see some spreads show.
Speaker 1: Us is the cruise food drastically different than the stars
Speaker 1: THE a list stars of the. Movies are they in
Speaker 1: line or do they just get to go. FIRST i
Speaker 1: want to, know AND i want to and you, know
Speaker 1: just the. Overall forget the catering. PART i want to
Speaker 1: see craft. Service we're just the table of cool. Snacks
Speaker 1: they always find some fun stuff in. There they got
Speaker 1: those candy. Cigarettes, yeh that'd be. Neat here's another an
Speaker 1: award THAT i. WANT i want best Background. Extra give
Speaker 1: recognition to the guy that stood in the freezing cold
Speaker 1: for fifteen hours dressed in something from the goddamn middle
Speaker 1: ages for one hundred and fifty bucks or whatever the
Speaker 1: daily rate for some non union work. IS i would
Speaker 1: love to see that guy get called. Up he's not
Speaker 1: allowed to. Speech they shut his micro for as soon
Speaker 1: as he gets up, there he's not allowed to. Talk,
Speaker 1: okay he's just got to take the trophy and walk.
Speaker 1: Away that's. It you're an extra, yea you don't get to.
Speaker 1: Talk there shouldn't be award for best. Sound it should
Speaker 1: go without saying. That we should all be able to
Speaker 1: hear and understand the dialogue in the. Movie you could
Speaker 1: also combine some cinematography in there was this movie too
Speaker 1: dark AND i couldn't make shit out BECAUSE i didn't
Speaker 1: watch it at. Nighttime i'm looking ways to speed it.
Speaker 1: Up the other way to speed it, up how about.
Speaker 1: This no best actor, actress supporting actor, actress no best
Speaker 1: actor that identifies as an. Actress it's just best. Actor
Speaker 1: no one cares your gender or the size of the.
Speaker 1: Role there's just One best. Actor. BOOM i just knocked
Speaker 1: out four or five different categories in one. Awards that's an.
Speaker 1: Hour now it's down to five. Minutes the show's too.
Speaker 1: Long acceptance speeches go too. Long the accept of the
Speaker 1: speeches are supposed to be forty five. Seconds, okay let's
Speaker 1: throw up a shot. Clock that's. Fun now you're at
Speaker 1: home watching On uh, oh they're not wrapping it. Up but,
Speaker 1: Wait instead of some orchestra trying to play him off
Speaker 1: with some soft, bullshit we Get pantera coming in. Hot
Speaker 1: forty five seconds is. Up, Boom pantera is on. It
Speaker 1: good luck trying to wrap up your speech while this
Speaker 1: is going. ON i want, to Thank. GOD i want
Speaker 1: to show my political views down your throat and get
Speaker 1: it all right. Enough you, SEE i. CAN'T i can't
Speaker 1: do a podcast while that's going. On by the, way
Speaker 1: once the show hits the two hour, mark it's. It it's.
Speaker 1: Done any categories that they didn't get, to, uh they
Speaker 1: get to go first next. Year show some respect to
Speaker 1: the viewers at. Home they have to Work monday. Morning
Speaker 1: you guys get to go to some cool after party
Speaker 1: and have in and. Out oh my, goodness look we're
Speaker 1: eating like fucking poor. People be In memoriam too. Long
Speaker 1: also bad music. CHOICE i, say bring the host back.
Speaker 1: Out let's do more stand up during. This let's Bring
Speaker 1: Jeff ross. Out let him fire off a few shots
Speaker 1: at each person that's died As, yeah that's kind of.
Speaker 1: Fun that's more. Fun and by the, way if we
Speaker 1: need to see your name and your job description under your,
Speaker 1: photo sorry you. Don't you don't make. It we'll create
Speaker 1: one dead person collage one and. Done all, right they're,
Speaker 1: out and The Best picture nominees here we. Go let's
Speaker 1: get into. It Best picture. Nominees this is the problem
Speaker 1: with the. Show there's. Ten we all. Know there's not
Speaker 1: ten good movies that come out every. Year some years
Speaker 1: there's barely. Two and by the, WAY i, feel if
Speaker 1: you Won Best picture last, year then you are the
Speaker 1: defending champ and you're up against whatever one's come out
Speaker 1: this year. Too, okay so there can be a run
Speaker 1: of A Best picture that's been going strong for four.
Speaker 1: YEARS i still Think Talladega knights should be, undefeated AND
Speaker 1: i can't Believe i'm about to say, that but this
Speaker 1: might be the only time THAT i agree With. Trump
Speaker 1: knock it off with all this foreign. Shit let's get
Speaker 1: to the. Nominees The brutalist great, title the movie Is.
Speaker 1: Brutal two hundred and fifteen minutes of Watching Adrian brody
Speaker 1: do heroin pass a complete unknown Oh, Man Timmy shallow
Speaker 1: may As Bob. Dylan you, know even When i'm in
Speaker 1: the mood to listen To Bob dylan, MUSIC i only
Speaker 1: make it about halfway through a song Before i'm, like, ah,
Speaker 1: RIGHT i get. It he's a. Genius he also lives
Speaker 1: down the street from. Me it's weird how our two
Speaker 1: worlds ended up at the same. PLACE i write a
Speaker 1: song about. It, yeah he could write a nine minute
Speaker 1: song about HOW i had a clip show and ended
Speaker 1: up being his. Neighbor how many movies is? That that's?
Speaker 1: Two that's just two Movies i've gone through, already Exhausted
Speaker 1: dune part. Two all, right here we go speaking To
Speaker 1: Timmy shalla anybody calling Him Timmy? Shallow? YET i like?
Speaker 1: That this movie was. Unbelievable NOW i can't pronounce any cares.
Speaker 1: NAMES i barely followed the, plot but it was stunning to.
Speaker 1: Watch and this should win And zendaya was in? It
Speaker 1: yeah you kidding? Me Timmy shaley should win an award
Speaker 1: just for keeping his boner down the whole? Time how
Speaker 1: you going to act staring At zendaiya getting to make
Speaker 1: out with, her roll around in the, sand shoving those
Speaker 1: weird breathing things up your. NOSE i have a few
Speaker 1: questions about doing. That i'm sure nerds would love to
Speaker 1: over explain to. Me but they made such a big
Speaker 1: deal about riding those, worms like it was such a
Speaker 1: skill to be. Had but then when the whole town
Speaker 1: would travel, places they would all get on top of,
Speaker 1: them and there was no, like oh here it, comes
Speaker 1: everybody get ready to dive. On apparently there was like
Speaker 1: a bus stop where they could all just climb aboard
Speaker 1: safely because there was like whole families on, it and
Speaker 1: they didn't do the that he had to, do which was,
Speaker 1: LIKE i don't, KNOW i forgot it by this. Point
Speaker 1: he like shot a hook into it and you, know
Speaker 1: rode it and it was like the craziest thing. Ever
Speaker 1: but then there's scenes later where where they're going to the, south,
Speaker 1: which by the, WAY i don't understand the geography Of doune,
Speaker 1: whatsoever BECAUSE i thought it was like planets and stuff like.
Speaker 1: That but then they just go to a village that
Speaker 1: appears to just be like forty five minutes via worm.
Speaker 1: Away it's not that it wasn't that spaced. OUT i
Speaker 1: didn't understand. IT i feel like they should travel farther
Speaker 1: away or visit those places more often if it's that
Speaker 1: easy to get. To, yeah it's like The Long Island. Express,
Speaker 1: yeah well so, anyway but and that's in the future, too. Right, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: OKAY i don't understand. Anything, now let's get to the next.
Speaker 1: Movie the substance and tons of nudity in this One Margaret.
Speaker 1: Qually people saying her boobs aren't, real but her ass was.
Speaker 1: Real and guess what her ass carried the? Film it
Speaker 1: was a good button that. Movie huh oh. Man, YEAH
Speaker 1: i haven't watched the. MOVIE i just looked at. Stills
Speaker 1: speaking of a nudity anora fun, MOVIE i guess there's
Speaker 1: a completely pointless thirty five minute chunk where they go
Speaker 1: searching for a rich rush nute On Coney, island which leads.
Speaker 1: Nowhere And i'm not gonna spoil it for you because
Speaker 1: there's nothing to. Spoil it's a strong best runner. Up
Speaker 1: that's HOW i would describe this movie's best. Chances, conclave
Speaker 1: anyboy Watch? Conclave yeah you saw? It oh, Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: it's about finding a new. Pope i'll wait for the
Speaker 1: reality show that's about to happen. NOW i CAN'T i.
Speaker 1: Can't i'm not. Interested good for, them, though for making
Speaker 1: a movie that made you forget The Catholic church has
Speaker 1: committed the most sexual abuse cases and recorded. History never.
Speaker 1: Forget by the, way if this airs And Pope francis
Speaker 1: has passed, away it don't make me re edit. This
Speaker 1: let's just air it the WAY i had it and
Speaker 1: know That i'm, sorry no. Disrespect you spoke of the. Prophecy,
Speaker 1: yeah it's like right now doing a joke about a plane,
Speaker 1: crash and then, like oh my, goodness there were six
Speaker 1: more plane crashes from today's date until this airs Next. Tuesday.
Speaker 1: WICKED i hate every. MUSICAL i hate, FANTASY i Hate.
Speaker 1: Witches not really a fan Of. Arianna now that being,
Speaker 1: SAID i Love. Wicked oh my, GOODNESS i loved. It
Speaker 1: didn't want to love. It and thanks to my wife
Speaker 1: and son and the tone deaf nightmare that my home has.
Speaker 1: BECOME i know every word to every song. POPULAR i
Speaker 1: don't even like that. Song that's not the good. Song
Speaker 1: that's the one that they could force me to sing
Speaker 1: all the. Time no one can sing in my, family
Speaker 1: yet everyone one is fearless when it comes to belting out.
Speaker 1: Songs Amelia perez didn't see. Her didn't read a racist tweets.
Speaker 1: Either do you notice that said, Her i'm so? Progressive?
Speaker 1: Right is? That is that all ten of? Them, no there's.
Speaker 1: More what's the next? One nickel? Boys nickel? Boys, nope
Speaker 1: didn't see. It i'm still? Here is that actually the
Speaker 1: title of the? Movie all? RIGHT i don't know if
Speaker 1: you're trying to pull one over on. Me didn't see.
Speaker 1: It now you might Think i'm racist BECAUSE i missed
Speaker 1: the last few, films BUT i would point out THAT
Speaker 1: i have two children and there's only so many hours
Speaker 1: in the, day and they control the remote a majority
Speaker 1: of the. Time so maybe they're. Racist do you ever
Speaker 1: think of? That, Okay so for, me it's down To
Speaker 1: wicked Or, dune and they both have faults for. Starters
Speaker 1: wicked is only the first half of a. STORY i
Speaker 1: didn't realize that UNTIL i. Watched and then at the
Speaker 1: end they're, like, oh that's only the first. Half the second, Half,
Speaker 1: hey this sister that in the, wheelchair she becomes another
Speaker 1: witch and then she's the one that the house falls.
Speaker 1: On sorry for the spoiler if you've never seen the,
Speaker 1: play WHICH i. Haven't and Then, Dune dune is the
Speaker 1: second of, three so that's just the middle part of a,
Speaker 1: story you know. What my vote is For Poor. Things
Speaker 1: AND i know that was nominated last, year BUT i
Speaker 1: didn't see it till this, year and that movie is
Speaker 1: really fucked. UP i, mean holy, SHIT i was watching
Speaker 1: it and there's just tons and tons of crazy. Nudity
Speaker 1: and then they're pretending that it's okay because even though
Speaker 1: she's a child and naked and sexual, like they're, like,
Speaker 1: oh she's only six years, old but it's played by
Speaker 1: an older person so they can do the. Joke and
Speaker 1: then and they constantly are calling her a red and
Speaker 1: they think that's acceptable because it's a. MOVIE i, like
Speaker 1: how in comedy you can't do these, things but when
Speaker 1: you're doing like an artsy, film it's, fine you, know
Speaker 1: to basically be saying completely inappropriate things and child, pornography
Speaker 1: but it's not real child pornography because this child that
Speaker 1: this man created is in a body that's. Older. Nah.
Speaker 1: Whatever and Then carmichael Shows Gerard carmichael was in. There
Speaker 1: that part of it was. Confusing didn't really understand, it but,
Speaker 1: Whatever so that's my. Vote my vote is For Poor
Speaker 1: things from last. Year Casha, carl what was your favorite
Speaker 1: movie in twenty twenty? Four he's always partial to the
Speaker 1: the Air bud. Franchise you know who's gonna have an?
Speaker 1: Opinion there's only one person in my circle that would
Speaker 1: really have an opinion on who should Win Best, picture
Speaker 1: as my father in. Law let's see if He let's
Speaker 1: see if he's got. Time it's a big day for him. Anyway, hey,
Speaker 1: hey two. Things first of, all BEFORE i asked the,
Speaker 1: question did you get your staples taken out? Today? No
Speaker 1: they had the brief schedule for tomorrow. Morning why THE
Speaker 1: pa had to go home to a sick or. Something,
Speaker 1: yeah that's. Garbage all, Right well, tomorrow make sure you
Speaker 1: make sure you get some video of them pulling those
Speaker 1: staples out of your. Knee oh, YEAH i can't. Wait
Speaker 1: i'll get it for. You full knee. Replacement. Man, hey
Speaker 1: question here is. Simple who is going to Win Best
Speaker 1: picture at The? Oscars do you know all the? Nominees
Speaker 1: it's ten of. Them it's. Here let me read them to.
Speaker 1: You The Brutalist, Conclave Wicked Amelia Perez, Nickel, Boys i'm still.
Speaker 1: HERE A Complete Unknown Dune part, Two The Substance. Anora,
Speaker 1: Okay i've only seen four of those. Ten i'm gonna
Speaker 1: say The brutalist? Wins what did you didn't you? Love
Speaker 1: didn't you Love? Dune it's not got a. Chance science
Speaker 1: fiction never, wins no chance it's a great, Movie no
Speaker 1: no chance it. Wins what About? Wicked what About? WICKED i?
Speaker 1: MUSICAL i don't. KNOW i think the other one that
Speaker 1: could win is a complete Unknown Bob. Dylan, yeah did
Speaker 1: you like? IT i didn't see. IT i hate it's,
Speaker 1: Good but you think it could? Win see The? BRUTALIST
Speaker 1: i Told tammy, this hold. On you haven't even seen
Speaker 1: The brutalist, Either, no BUT i want to see. It
Speaker 1: so so the two that you think you will win
Speaker 1: are ones that you haven't even. Seen it's, true just
Speaker 1: going on. Reputation, well what what's what's the ones you've? Seen?
Speaker 1: SO i Saw dune AND i saw A, conclave which
Speaker 1: is very, good AND i saw Amlia, perez which is.
Speaker 1: Different it was well. DONE i guess for what it?
Speaker 1: Was what do you, MEAN i? Guess have you seen? It? No,
Speaker 1: No i'm not gonna watch that. Ship it's way out.
Speaker 1: There what was THE i can't even think the fourth on? Myself,
Speaker 1: oh substance you know it would be, fun but that's
Speaker 1: not gonna. Win did you like all the nudity in
Speaker 1: the h in that? Movie it's. Fantastic. YEAH i can't believe.
Speaker 1: You you haven't Seen. Wicked we. HAVE i don't know
Speaker 1: why we. Haven't we haven't seen? That all, RIGHT i
Speaker 1: need to. See that's awkward to seeing the. Brutalist all, Right,
Speaker 1: well we're good luck on. THAT i can't believe sci
Speaker 1: fi never. WINS i Thought dune was a. Lock oh
Speaker 1: it's it was. Terrific, no Sci fi never. Wins all,
Speaker 1: right good, enough Like? Spaces is it all? Right i'll
Speaker 1: check it in on you tomorrow after the. REMOVAL i
Speaker 1: would appreciate, that all, Right god? Speed well, okay so,
Speaker 1: yeah and even seen any of the movies he's, Picking
Speaker 1: but he does again have some real takes on On.
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Speaker 1: do a. Show now there's a chance that this show gets,
Speaker 1: canceled And i'm gonna be honest with, you. Guys whenever
Speaker 1: you hear of an act canceling their, show they're always, like,
Speaker 1: oh it was health reasons or a family. Emergency but
Speaker 1: all of that is a. Lie the real reason the
Speaker 1: shows get canceled is because of one, thing and one thing, only, Right,
Speaker 1: carl that's poor ticket. Sales here you. Go you just
Speaker 1: have to accept. It and guess, what. Guys right, now In,
Speaker 1: lisbon there are a lot of good seats, available and
Speaker 1: WHEN i say a, LOT i mean all of, them
Speaker 1: all of the good. Seats apparently nobody In lisbon has
Speaker 1: ever ever heard of me or has any desire to
Speaker 1: see me do stand up because we've got no tickets,
Speaker 1: Sold so pretty Soon i'm gonna be up against it
Speaker 1: And i'm gonna have to make a, decision and they're
Speaker 1: gonna be, like, oh it was a scheduling. Conflict we
Speaker 1: regret to inform the sixty four people that bought tickets
Speaker 1: that the show has been rescheduled to a later, date
Speaker 1: and that later date will be fucking. Never, anyway let's
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Speaker 1: aren't the subs? Are this thing is a sandwich different
Speaker 1: than a sub in anyone's. World the shape is what's. Different.
Speaker 1: Okay you're telling me that a sub isn't a, SANDWICH i,
Speaker 1: say it's called subway. Sandwich all subs are, sandwiches not
Speaker 1: all sandwiches. Are by the, way the owner just got.
Speaker 1: Married he actually attended my show In vegas to. Celebrate
Speaker 1: that's information THAT i got From, eddie who randomly went
Speaker 1: to this sub shop while he was down In Key
Speaker 1: west performing what'd you Have? Eddie The? Balboa The balboa
Speaker 1: now The, balboa according to their, menu is a sixteen dollars.
Speaker 1: Sandwich it is that is a AM i? AM i
Speaker 1: out a? Touch or it is Just Key? West different.
Speaker 1: PRICES i think it's a little higher down. There EVERYTHING
Speaker 1: i thought island, Life, yeah because sixteen dollars for sandwich seems.
Speaker 1: High but it was. Huge they're. Big oh they're. Big. Yeah,
Speaker 1: okay so you're telling me you probably could have gotten
Speaker 1: a half for what ten? DOLLARS i, mean and the
Speaker 1: half would have been a big enough sandwich for you
Speaker 1: because when they gave it to, you they wrapped the
Speaker 1: other half to. Go they know you're not going to
Speaker 1: finish the whole thing there, well so that you you
Speaker 1: ordered a sub and they just already pre boxed half your. Food,
Speaker 1: said you know, what, Sir we're gonna do you a solid, here,
Speaker 1: honestly cut you off halfway AND i, Ate and though
Speaker 1: IF i had, unwrapped it would have felt like a.
Speaker 1: Pig so it was just, LIKE i GUESS i eat
Speaker 1: it around the. Corner you went and ate it around the.
Speaker 1: CORNER i was still. HUNGRY i would have been. Good.
Speaker 1: LORD i thought she actually went around the corner and
Speaker 1: ate half the other. Half, Okay, now WHEN i get a,
Speaker 1: sub which WHICH i don't get to get as much
Speaker 1: AS i want to because there's not a good sandwich
Speaker 1: place near my home and my wife hates. Sandwiches, okay,
Speaker 1: yeah she. Hates she hates all. Sandwiches don't even be.
Speaker 1: Started but, uh the, Chips i'm really into that funky.
Speaker 1: Fusion what brand is? That voodoo? Chips? YEAH i Like voodoo.
Speaker 1: Chips they're, good all. Right you can get a whole
Speaker 1: pickle there for two dollars sixty. Cents who doesn't love
Speaker 1: walking around an island just nown on a. PICKLE i
Speaker 1: bet those pickles In Key, WEST i bet you those
Speaker 1: things are a hot. ITEM i love. Pickles, Yeah i've
Speaker 1: never once bought those pickle and a bag. Things, man
Speaker 1: those things look. Disgusting there's just no way there's that
Speaker 1: packs of crunch in. There that thing has got to
Speaker 1: be soggy and. MUSHY i don't like. It, well, Well
Speaker 1: Little White house has some desserts on. HAND i suggest
Speaker 1: heading over to h what is It Mathesons mathesons On
Speaker 1: duval for the best cookie on the. Island, ACTUALLY i
Speaker 1: have been there. BEFORE i like their. Cookie it's the Cookie.
Speaker 1: Dog they're like this, big big. Cookie. Yeah they gave
Speaker 1: us a stack of them once they lasted us for
Speaker 1: the rest of the. Tour we just break off a
Speaker 1: little peace every time you walk. By that's. NICE i
Speaker 1: think there was a snicker doodle THAT i, enjoyed chocolate
Speaker 1: chip THAT i. Enjoyed it might have been a. Snickerdoodle
Speaker 1: might have been a peanut butter one. Too that was pretty. Good,
Speaker 1: yeah it doesn't. Matter this isn't About. Mathesons this is
Speaker 1: about A Little White House. Subs going over there and
Speaker 1: pick yourself up a sub In West. Florida see you next.
Speaker 1: Week