1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand. I just googled songs about 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,320 Speaker 1: Santa being sexy and above a list came up. Because 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 1: it's The Jewels Show's first annual Christmas Song parody Stravaganza. 4 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: Every single weekday at this time, we'll play a new 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 1: parody song that we came up with for Christmas. It's 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 1: our way of doing Christmas music. Anyway. I don't care 7 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:21,080 Speaker 1: about those songs because I think we have the best 8 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 1: song about Santa being sexy. Hell yeah. And it's called 9 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: Christmas wish List, which is a good title because you 10 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 1: don't know that it's going to be sexy until it starts. 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 1: But here it is. This is Christmas wish List. Marry Christmas, 12 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: whatever you celebrate, you're in luck because it's never a 13 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 1: bad time to find Santa sexy because we all know 14 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: that he's sexy. And this is our song called Seducing Santa. 15 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:50,160 Speaker 1: Happy Holidays, Come and give this get it Santa, jingle bells, Santa, 16 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. Oh, I'm gonna revest the road, the chimney 17 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 1: and child with my candy cane. I'll drive you insane. 18 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 1: Let me buy you would drink hit you with that 19 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,280 Speaker 1: winter wink want to lick the Eggno from your bed. 20 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,959 Speaker 1: Let it dribble down until you are filled with Christmas 21 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 1: cheer to melt the north pole because it is getting hot. 22 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: You're married to. I thought, Hey there, Santa, oh ho ho, 23 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: come in find me under the missile toe. I have 24 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 1: been nice, but more so I've been naughty, just like Mariah. 25 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 1: Come and touch my body. Where's the missus? I hope 26 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,120 Speaker 1: you are alone. I'm on my way over to sit 27 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: on your big throne. It's not my birthday, but I 28 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 1: will be in my suit. Take a break well, Saint Nick, 29 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 1: and get us elsa boot Trust me. I'm a dime 30 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: to the second power energizer bunny, hour after hour, just 31 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:48,880 Speaker 1: to ride the coast is clear. Marry Christmas, Santa, and 32 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: Happy New Year. I said it's Christmas, and get this. 33 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: I said it's Christmas. Come and get this. I said 34 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: it's Christmas, Santa, come and get this. I said, it's 35 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: Christmas gear booties on my wish list, Yo, mister Claus. 36 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: Missus Claus is real lucky, which you don't know one 37 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 1: hurt her. So get over here and touch me that 38 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,920 Speaker 1: big white beard belly jiggling like jelly. I'm on wrapping 39 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: you tonight. You'll be hitting higher notes than Andrea. But Shelley, 40 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: he's an opera singer. If that didn't make sense, So 41 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: sit in my lap, Saint Nick, Reginia sack, Saint Nick. 42 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: I'm on my knees, Saint Nick, begging you please, Saint 43 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 1: Nick hollow for Christmas is yo, jolly old cookies. What 44 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: do you think I was gonna say? Um, Sat Nick? Yeah, 45 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 1: I said it's Christmas Saturday, come and get this. I 46 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:39,080 Speaker 1: said it's Christmas Sanday, come and get this. I said 47 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: it's Christmas stay, come and get this. I said it's Christmas. 48 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:48,800 Speaker 1: Dear bootiest Chas. That was Christmas wish list. Another sexy 49 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,639 Speaker 1: song about Santa for the holidays. It's a jewel show 50 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 1: and you're in the middle of the jewel shows. First 51 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 1: ever annual Christmas parody song shreve Aganza. I had to 52 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: slow my mind down and say it's lower because every 53 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: single time and try to say to mess up. And 54 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,920 Speaker 1: so we've had a new parody song every single day 55 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 1: at this time, and it's been a lot of work. Yes, 56 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 1: that's one of them, and um, and creating new songs 57 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: like this is really hard. So I decided for the 58 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 1: rest of the time leading up to Christmas, we'll just 59 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,079 Speaker 1: improv one. What yes, you were just improv one after 60 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,360 Speaker 1: we play one of the ones that we've already done 61 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: because a lot of people liked him want to hear 62 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 1: him again. And so here's the music right here. We're 63 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 1: gonna not we you. English is gonna just improv right now, 64 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 1: so we'll do it like an improv game. Um okay, 65 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: English seven is going to sing a song about um 66 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: Santa being sad, and then Alex will give him the rest. 67 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: Santa being sad while he has a bunch of really 68 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: bad allergies and sneezing while he has allergies and sneezing. 69 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: All right, this is another Holidays is another parody song 70 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: for you and making it up on the spot, and 71 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 1: I actually gonna change the music anything. Well, as you 72 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 1: guys know, this is my full tay. Here we go. 73 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 1: So Santa is sad and he's having an allergy attacks. 74 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: This is the new Christmas classic. Santa's having a bad day, 75 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:09,080 Speaker 1: he's said, and got allergies. Okay, I'm sweating by he's 76 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 1: already ready. Oh, here we go, Here we go. Let's 77 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 1: let me try to okay, but no, I'll go wait 78 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: for the beat to like, actually come in. Okay, and 79 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 1: we're about to go. Here we go, Here we go. 80 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:27,839 Speaker 1: I'm Santa, I'm sad. My allergies are really eff and bad. 81 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: I'm coming to the studio probably tomorrow because I'm going 82 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 1: to throw you in a hole. I don't like you. 83 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:44,839 Speaker 1: I'm sad my bowl. I'm gonna say, bully of what 84 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:49,720 Speaker 1: your bowl? Love soup? And here we go. Thanks to 85 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:53,760 Speaker 1: Ju Boo for throwing me a bow. No term. My 86 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: name Santa had got. I got a lot of prisons 87 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 1: to deliver this year. Oh wow, the number one Christmas 88 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: classic right now. It's sent to sad and got bad allergies. 89 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:09,240 Speaker 1: It's definitely no Number one. Remember, you can follow the 90 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,719 Speaker 1: show on social media. At the Jewels Show, you can 91 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm 92 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 1: at that, I'm at Evan on the radio. And we'll 93 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: have another this time improvised parody song for you. This 94 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 1: time tomorrow is coming up. Why are we doing this? 95 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 1: You were great at it. That was an amazing song. 96 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,600 Speaker 1: Thank you, look at here, yeah, thank you? All right, 97 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,720 Speaker 1: you'll hear another one tomorrow at this time to get 98 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 1: us on the Christmas spirit. Everybody, your phone, print, cabins, 99 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 1: everythingle out on the twenties and next one is coming 100 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,280 Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes. It's The Jewel Show, 101 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand.