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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Wednesday. That's when you learn too much about

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Speaker 1: who we are as real people.

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Speaker 2: Yay over sharing. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: You got your brand new full episode about to start, and.

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Speaker 2: We do have a new what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: And I thought I was shocking I'm sorry with my

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Speaker 1: new copper hair color, but my husband managed to one

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Speaker 1: up me. Yeah you're gonna find out coming up here.

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Speaker 1: But first comments.

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Speaker 3: Yes, a listener commented sharing what's on their mind? Also cool,

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Speaker 3: it said, Oh geez, so I've been trying to figure

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Speaker 3: out how to invite one of you guys to join

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Speaker 3: me on a cruise and not sound like a creeper.

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Speaker 3: You have to pay for two people, regardless, so I

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Speaker 3: might as well bring someone that's fun. First of all,

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Speaker 3: I'm not too crazy, I don't think so anyway. I

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Speaker 3: just someone who loves to travel and have fun. And

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Speaker 3: I had a terrible year, so I'm ready for fun

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Speaker 3: and laughs. So rock paper, scissors and whoever wins come

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Speaker 3: with me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, ready ready to take us all?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: Yes, scissors, that is, we gotta be tight quarters in

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Speaker 1: that hotel room riding ship.

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Speaker 2: So here we go. A brand new full hour starts

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 5: Brook how do you feel about this? It's Brook and

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning, because news just came out that

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Speaker 5: British Columbia that's up in Canada hose they will spring

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Speaker 5: forward on March eighth and not fall back in no Fember.

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Speaker 5: That's right, they're switching permanent daylight savings time, Like.

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Speaker 2: How many more reasons to move to Canada?

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Speaker 6: Voted for him before?

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Speaker 5: They just don't do it. And if you're not a

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Speaker 5: geography buff Alexis, it's just across the border from Washington State.

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Speaker 5: So why are they doing this? Well, the answer might

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Speaker 5: surprise you. Jeff the premier, who is basically like a

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Speaker 5: governor in the United States, says that changing the clocks

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Speaker 5: twice a year causes all types of problems, especially more

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Speaker 5: car crashes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's been statistically proven, and depression and all sorts

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Speaker 1: of issues.

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Speaker 5: Not because of that, because people are just trying to

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Speaker 5: adjust their clocks while they're driving. That's the main issue.

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Speaker 5: But the beast there is hoping that the entire West

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Speaker 5: coast of America is going to follow suit next year. America,

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Speaker 5: but the problem is it's not up to each state.

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Speaker 5: That's not how America works. Congress would have to approve

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Speaker 5: it unilaterally across everywhere.

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Speaker 6: That's the problem. It stops in Congress every time.

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Speaker 2: Some states don't do it.

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Speaker 5: That's why I broke. You need to start making the

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Speaker 5: T shirts now, Yeah, hands off my clock. Okay, we

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Speaker 5: will march in the streets clock blocking dst.

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Speaker 1: I kind of like a juicy cature sweatpant with cock

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Speaker 1: blocking on the button.

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Speaker 7: Now we're thinking.

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Speaker 5: Now we're taking.

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Speaker 8: That.

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Speaker 5: I liked the way you did it. Let's keep the

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Speaker 5: first one. Forget the clock March eighth.

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Speaker 2: It's that I was talking about it.

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Speaker 5: That's right. They are going to change their clocks one

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Speaker 5: last time and then never again.

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Speaker 2: For them, don't say clock a bunch of times. It

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Speaker 2: may come out wrong.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, let's get to the shock college question on the

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Speaker 5: day with a man who's Canadian in all the right places,

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Speaker 5: Jake A.

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Speaker 7: Today is National Marching Band Day.

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Speaker 9: Oh wow.

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Speaker 7: Attribute to those talented musical people who can sprint one

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Speaker 7: hundred yards in a wool uniform while playing the trombone

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Speaker 7: and spelling out the name of the school that they represent.

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Speaker 10: Yes.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 7: Multitalented Marching band is the art of taking your favorite

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Speaker 7: song and then blasting it in a volume so loud

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Speaker 7: that it blows the clothing off of spectators in the

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Speaker 7: first four rows. Yeah it starts today, you'll be hearing

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Speaker 7: some popular music the way it was meant to be heard,

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Speaker 7: Aggressive performed by eighty seventeenagers Information during a special Drumline

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Speaker 7: Detectives edition of Yeah twenty of twenty. Now you'll say

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Speaker 7: number one through twenty, I'll play you a clip of

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Speaker 7: a popular song performed by an actual marching band. Oh okay,

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Speaker 7: I just have to name the title of the tune

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Speaker 7: to stay in the game.

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Speaker 2: Every song is Louis Louis.

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Speaker 7: Let's start with the woman who has all marching band

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Speaker 7: music on her bedroom playlist. Oh wow, dang Nam the horns.

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Speaker 7: That's Alexis, alex.

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Speaker 5: Ohio State Alexis.

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Speaker 7: Please identify this marching band banger On Town b Mars.

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Speaker 5: I'm very good. I had all the other Bruno Mars

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Speaker 5: songs going through my head that I was like, twenty

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Speaker 5: four Carrot, no Treasure, Finesse, no grenade. What is it?

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Speaker 7: That's very good? Uptown funk by Brunemos. You guys see

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Speaker 7: how this is gonna go. Yes, okay, Brook three is

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Speaker 7: off the board.

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Speaker 11: You didn't know Pa sixteen sixteen, Brooke, give me the

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Speaker 11: title an artist for this drum Diddy, Alexis is.

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Speaker 5: This one on the bedroom playlist? Maybe you would know better? Yeah, see,

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Speaker 5: it's getting real, you know. Think about the older.

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Speaker 1: Song I'm is it Whitney Houston?

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Speaker 2: Is it Wincey Houston? Dance the Night Away?

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Speaker 7: Dance the Night Away? Is not the one? It is

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Speaker 7: Whitney Houston Brook, that's I want to dance to somebody.

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Speaker 2: I want to dance with somebody. I couldn't think of

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Speaker 2: the title.

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Speaker 7: Wow, it's tricky to get the artist right, but I

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Speaker 7: can't give you credit for that. But Jose, we're going

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Speaker 7: over to you. Three and sixteen are off the board.

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Speaker 6: Let's go number seven.

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Speaker 5: Jose.

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Speaker 7: See if you can figure out what song this is.

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Speaker 2: And get it.

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Speaker 10: About?

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Speaker 11: Does it really?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Sorry? Is this outcast?

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Speaker 8: Hey?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I would have also accepted.

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Speaker 5: Hey y'all, yeah, but hey yeah, but the super white version.

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Speaker 13: Is Hey yeah, Jeff, he whippy yay.

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Speaker 7: We're talking marching band songs for National Marching Band Day,

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Speaker 7: and Jeff, if we were over to you, three, seven,

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Speaker 7: and sixteen have been chosen.

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Speaker 5: Give me number nine, Jeff, who is the.

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Speaker 7: Original artist and the title of this composition.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, good Yeah, you all know that I'm a

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Speaker 5: big krryophe guy. Yeah, but it's a I've never done

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Speaker 5: it over Marching band music before.

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Speaker 2: Can you sing right now? Can we try it?

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Speaker 5: I feel like wait, let me just lock into the

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Speaker 5: what are the lyrics? Okay, okay, no, I think I'm

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Speaker 5: pretty sure I got this, GOVI.

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Speaker 14: The shot cappy Birthday to all of my friends, this

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Speaker 14: birthday ever, happy jaw cake and then wash your hands.

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Speaker 14: Happy birthday once again, Happy birthday song.

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Speaker 7: Happy Birthday.

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Speaker 5: It's so cool.

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Speaker 1: It's Jeffrey, you could only sing songs and parody what

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Speaker 1: is it?

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Speaker 7: And actually living on a prayer by Bond joke. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 5: The happy birthdays on our hands, Alexis.

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Speaker 7: We're back to you for our final Marching Band song.

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Speaker 7: Can you figure out what anthem I'm looking for?

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Speaker 9: Here?

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Speaker 8: Will talk?

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Speaker 2: Good night?

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Speaker 5: Happy birth.

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Speaker 2: A city girl?

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Speaker 5: Oh no, oh, no, Birthday?

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Speaker 7: I can't knows the song cake.

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Speaker 14: Helping need answer Birthday?

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I can't a song either, I don't know. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 7: You're out of time, Alexis. That was don't stop believing

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Speaker 7: my journey. After all that Jose has one today's edition

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Speaker 7: of B Up all.

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Speaker 5: Right, Jose gets to choose who gets shot. They're going

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Speaker 5: to be singing I want to dance with somebody by

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Speaker 5: Whitney Houston.

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Speaker 15: Like jeff just sing a happy birthday.

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Speaker 14: Oh, I want a happy birthday. I want to have

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Speaker 14: the happiest birthday.

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Speaker 2: You need a job as a waiter int one of

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Speaker 2: those restaurants.

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Speaker 5: A cramp out of you that you shot call question of.

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Speaker 16: The day brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: We've all experienced moments where something strange happens that makes

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Speaker 5: you stop and go wait, was that normal? Like when

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Speaker 5: the nurse came in to do your eye exam and

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Speaker 5: demanded you take your pants off first, or when the

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Speaker 5: waiter brings you your French onion soup one spoonful at

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Speaker 5: a time. Is that is that normal?

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Speaker 2: Are your pants pants off? Well?

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Speaker 5: You, the listener, are about to experience that same level

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Speaker 5: of awkward confusion when we go around the room telling

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Speaker 5: strange personal stories from our lives that will make you

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Speaker 5: stop and say, wait, what, wait a minute, can't be normal?

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Speaker 2: That's right? One spoonful at a time, that's right?

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Speaker 5: Pants off for a brand new what's on your mind?

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Speaker 5: Coming up right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 5: and we just automatically assume that eggs in a recipe

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Speaker 5: means chicken eggs. I mean, that's close minded, borderline specism.

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Speaker 5: If you ask me, it could be turkey eggs, or

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Speaker 5: alligator eggs or spider eggs. I don't appreciate the closed mindedness,

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Speaker 5: and I hope that we're willing to be a little

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Speaker 5: more inclusive during What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 7: May if you haven't touched.

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Speaker 6: Your ten thousand eggs, spider eggs, ramble.

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Speaker 5: Get very difficult technique. But we're going to share what

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Speaker 5: we've each been thinking about lately without getting all species

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Speaker 5: elitist about it. You're starting with Brook, Brook, what's on

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Speaker 5: your mind?

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Speaker 1: Well, the big headline in my life this past week

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Speaker 1: seven days has been my red hair.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, red hair.

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Speaker 5: Yeah everyone?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Do I regret so? I think so? I don't know,

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Speaker 2: But we're not going to talk about that.

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Speaker 1: What we're going to talk about is my husband because

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Speaker 1: two days after my hair appointment where I did this,

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Speaker 1: he decided to come up with his own little surprise.

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Speaker 2: Because he also sees my stylist. Oh no, so he

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Speaker 2: gets home and he has his hood up. Oh, and

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Speaker 2: he has this look and I'm like, you've got to

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Speaker 2: be kidding me.

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Speaker 1: He pulls his hood to and he has bright pink highlights.

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Speaker 2: He looks like you remember Rufio from us.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like if Rufio from.

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Speaker 6: Home who was a middle aged man.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow. Yeah.

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Speaker 17: Now it does turn out that it was just extensions

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Speaker 17: that he put in, but I didn't tell you they

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Speaker 17: were supposed to come out over the weekend, and he

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Speaker 17: has left some.

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Speaker 2: Of them in. He is rather enjoying his bright pink hair.

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Speaker 5: And what do you think about it, Broke?

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's odd to be matching with your husband.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we're some sort of like Emo early

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Speaker 1: two thousands couple.

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Speaker 2: Oh, my kids are mortified. They don't want to be

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Speaker 2: Yes, at the bottom of this pit.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, come down and join us. Another text says, good

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Speaker 5: morning whenever you're reading this, I love listening to your guys' podcast.

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Speaker 5: Keep on doing what you're doing. Yes, Yeah, back at you.

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Speaker 5: It's not a threat. I'm just saying keep doing it.

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Speaker 5: I love listening to your second date updates. I finally

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Speaker 5: well just move problem solved. How hard could it be

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Speaker 16: You're welcome, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Isn't it annoying when you're trying to vent about bad

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all right. We're gonna put on our rose colored

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Speaker 3: Two hopeless daters, one dating app that dares you to

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Speaker 5: a second, but first let's meet today's contestants in this corner.

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Speaker 5: Some people like to bring chocolate syrup into the bedroom,

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Speaker 5: they call him top of TiO Leo.

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Speaker 20: Hey, what up?

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Speaker 2: You've shaking?

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Speaker 1: It really hard to get enough out though it hurts,

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Speaker 1: I imagine it hurts so good you're right, Hosan.

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Speaker 5: And in the other corner, he'll offer to draw you

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Speaker 5: children's menu and Applebee's. Say hello to Trason Mason. Everybody,

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Speaker 5: he's a romantic. You can tell. Here's how the game works.

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Speaker 5: One contestant will start by telling one of their worst

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Speaker 5: it off with top of TiO Leo, go for it.

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Speaker 21: So I went out with an influencer once already.

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Speaker 2: Is that it?

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Speaker 9: That's the end, that's it.

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Speaker 8: Now.

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Speaker 21: We were walking through the city and there's this area

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Speaker 2: No, please tell me you didn't do it.

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Speaker 8: No. I was like, no, I'm not going to die.

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Speaker 9: I was like, I'm embarrassed. I can't do that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I will take the Yeah, I did.

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Speaker 8: I know.

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Speaker 9: I feel bad about the whole thing.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, hand I want to expose this person yeah, we

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Speaker 5: We got to keep going, Trason Mason over to you,

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Speaker 12: So I made this wonderful girls. She invited me to

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a hot take.

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Speaker 9: I learned this win.

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Speaker 10: On stage, he started making jokes about his last relationship,

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Speaker 8: Booing and yelling that's not true, that's not true.

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Speaker 10: Well the worst part is her comedian X then turned

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Speaker 19: And I about the crowd just loved it. Yeah, on

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Speaker 21: So I was out with a girl and she asked

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Speaker 9: Like, yeah, I have. I go monthly.

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Speaker 21: Yeah, And she was like, oh, yeah, this won't work

452
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 21: because guys who go to therapy don't fall for the

453
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Speaker 21: mind game she likes to play.

454
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Speaker 5: At least she's self aware.

455
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Speaker 2: But aren't you curious if you could have beat the

456
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,439
Speaker 2: mind games?

457
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 20: You know, a little a little.

458
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Speaker 5: Tracon Mason, can you counter?

459
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 12: I told this girl on a dating end that I

460
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 12: was a good cook, which is very very true.

461
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 20: So she offered to have.

462
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 9: Me come over and make dinner.

463
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 2: And I'm thinking, all right, it sounds like a dream.

464
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Speaker 10: Yes, literally yes, But the same about this. She had

465
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Speaker 10: all the ingredients, but it was a lot bigger recipe than.

466
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Speaker 12: I gave her. I mean I'm talking like two three

467
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 12: times the recipe that I gave her. But still I

468
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 12: made this wonderful chicken dish. And after I had it cooked,

469
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 12: she started putting it into different tuppleware containers and leaving

470
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Speaker 12: them Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and she said.

471
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Speaker 20: Yay, my meal preps are.

472
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Speaker 9: Done for the week.

473
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

474
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Speaker 20: And then she says, all right, let's go out to dinner.

475
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Speaker 5: Oh, now we can have the real meal. Oh god, okay,

476
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 5: we're on doing the third and final rounds, so we

477
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Speaker 5: need your best stories here, gentlemen. Top of t O leo,

478
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 5: what have you got for us?

479
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Speaker 8: Okay?

480
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Speaker 21: So I went out for drinks and the date asked

481
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Speaker 21: me if I'm the jealous type, and I was like, no,

482
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Speaker 21: not really, And then she started flirting with the bartender

483
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Speaker 21: in front of me.

484
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

485
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Speaker 21: But then when that didn't work, she started hitting on

486
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Speaker 21: the guy next to me.

487
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 2: Okay, and then she.

488
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Speaker 21: Ended up making out with the manager Oh, I love how.

489
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Speaker 2: You sat through all three of these incidents.

490
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Speaker 21: Yeah, I just wondered to see what was going to

491
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Speaker 21: happen next, you know, for the plot.

492
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you should tell all those guys

493
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Speaker 1: you're welcome, you know.

494
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 9: Yeah, I should take credit for that.

495
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Speaker 5: That's a good idea, you should. All right, Tracon Mason,

496
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 5: this is your last chance.

497
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Speaker 20: All right, I think I got him beat on this one.

498
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 20: So we went out to.

499
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Speaker 12: A karaoke bar and I really did not want to sing,

500
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Speaker 12: but she signed me up, saying.

501
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Speaker 9: Oh, it will be fun.

502
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Speaker 20: Yes, So they called both of our names up and

503
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Speaker 20: the song began.

504
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Speaker 9: Yes, okay.

505
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Speaker 20: She starts singing to a guy at another table.

506
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Speaker 10: Halfway through the song, she puts the microphone down and

507
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Speaker 10: sits in his last.

508
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Speaker 8: And they ended up leaving together.

509
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 10: You know me, I still have to finish the song

510
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 10: in it to do so, I have to do both parts.

511
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Speaker 2: No true performer, you are.

512
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Speaker 19: Yeah, good for you for sticking it out all the

513
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 19: way to the final note.

514
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,959
Speaker 6: That is the best version of shallow.

515
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, we got the final bell that means

516
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 5: the match is over and we need to score it. Alexis,

517
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 5: who are you.

518
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 3: Giving it to I'm gonna do Mason for having a

519
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 3: meal prep.

520
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 2: I mean, she's a genius. What sucks for you?

521
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 5: All right, one for Mason Brook.

522
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 2: Oh, I also got to do Mason for the awkward karaoke.

523
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 5: I mean, congratulations, Trason, Mason, you are our lonely boy

524
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 5: of the week. How does that feel?

525
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 20: That feels great? I'm such a dang loser.

526
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 6: Yes, you're such a loser. Not you're a winner.

527
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,159
Speaker 2: Yeah it's not you, it's them.

528
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 12: Yeah, exactly, you're winner in the wrong category.

529
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Speaker 5: You're still our hero of the day. Text in seven

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Speaker 5: eighty five nine two if you want up here on

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Speaker 5: the next edition of Battle of the Tender Dates, we

532
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 5: got your phone tap coming up right after this. It's

533
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,959
Speaker 5: almost time for your prank phone call. And today I

534
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 5: play the role of a college advisor who's already looking

535
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 5: ahead to next school year. Oh wow, that's why I

536
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 5: reach out to the father of one of our future

537
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 5: incoming freshmen, just to let him know he's got nothing

538
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,919
Speaker 5: to worry about. Okay, we have a plan in place

539
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 5: to watch over his kid and make sure she gets

540
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 5: an excellent start to her college experience by just assigning

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Speaker 5: her a special mentor.

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00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 2: Let's say question mark, I'm going to.

543
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 5: Say mentor we'll hear what Dad thinks in your phone?

544
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 16: Tap right now, I's phone taps on the twenties.

545
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 9: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hi, I'm calling from McKenna College. I'm one of the

547
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,120
Speaker 5: advisors here. My name is brock Lee.

548
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 9: How can I help you?

549
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 20: Sir?

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00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 5: Is this Jim Emer? It is hi Jim. So, according

551
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 5: to my records, your daughter, Taylor is going to be

552
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 5: attending this fall as an incoming freshman. That's correct, And listen,

553
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 5: I know we're still a little ways away from orientation,

554
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 5: but I do have an update for you. Okay, So

555
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 5: every student is assigned a guide that shows them around.

556
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Speaker 5: And I don't know how this happened, but one of

557
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 5: our former alumni here actually volunteered to be Taylor's guide.

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Speaker 9: Oh cool, that's awesome.

559
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 5: It is awesome. And if you could just keep this

560
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 5: between us, because it's kind of a bigger deal since

561
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 5: this person is a celebrity.

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Speaker 9: Is a celebrity you say.

563
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say that, who is it? So for

564
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,719
Speaker 5: an entire week, your daughter will be watched over and

565
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Speaker 5: taken care of by none other than Leonardo DiCaprio. I know,

566
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Speaker 5: it's pretty exciting stuff.

567
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Speaker 9: Yeah, no, I don't. I guess it would be exciting

568
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 9: for some people. Oh yeah, maybe not so much for

569
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Speaker 9: a man with a young daughter.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what you mean.

571
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Speaker 9: I mean, Leonardo DiCaprio is very famous for trading out

572
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Speaker 9: his girlfriends at twenty five, and it sounds to me.

573
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Speaker 5: Wait, is that true. I've never heard that before.

574
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 9: You never heard that before.

575
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I couldn't tell you.

576
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 9: So you don't know the most famous things.

577
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 8: That's like scandalous about your most famous alumni.

578
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 5: Well, technically he didn't go to school here. We gave

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Speaker 5: him an honorary degree.

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Speaker 20: Oh, you got to be kidding me.

581
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 5: But he loves to come back at the start of

582
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Speaker 5: the school every year and just meet all the young people.

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Speaker 9: Oh, I'm sure he does. Yeah, we're very high.

584
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, said, we're.

585
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Speaker 9: Going to opt out of that. Whatever it takes to

586
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 9: keep my daughter away from Leonardo to Gary crazy, sir.

587
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Speaker 5: I haven't even told you the benefits of this, because

588
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 5: he's already talked about taking Taylor to show her around

589
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 5: the sorority area, meet some of the other young women there,

590
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 5: possibly go on his yacht. What that he's not far

591
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 5: from school. Actually, I've never been on it. But I

592
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 5: hear it's quite the experience.

593
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 9: So Leonardo DiCaprio wants to take Taylor on his yacht.

594
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 5: It's pretty cool, No, because he actually showed him headshots

595
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 5: of all the incoming freshmen and he picked Taylor specifically.

596
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 5: He just picked the.

597
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Speaker 19: One that he was going to pick out for himself,

598
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 19: just out of here your catalog.

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00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 5: Oh, sir, when you put it like that, it sounds bad.

600
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, I say it does.

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Speaker 9: I'm say it does, sir.

602
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Speaker 5: But don't you think because Taylor is eighteen, you know

603
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 5: she's a grown woman now that she should be me.

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Speaker 9: No, you're right, she is eighteen, eighteen is not a

605
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Speaker 9: grown woman.

606
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Speaker 5: Well, she's old enough to be making her own decisions

607
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 5: and going on yachts if she would like to do that.

608
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 5: I mean, that's her right.

609
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Speaker 9: Are you hearing yourself? The guy never even went to school.

610
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Speaker 21: There, you're treating someone you gave an honorary degree like

611
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Speaker 21: an alumni.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you out of your mind, sir. This has gone

613
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 5: far differently than I thought this was going to go.

614
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Speaker 9: So it did it? Son? You thought it was going

615
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 9: to go well, you thought I was just going to

616
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 9: be fine with tossing my daughter out to some huge celebrity.

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Speaker 10: Dude.

618
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 5: I mean, if I was on the phone with Taylor,

619
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Speaker 5: do you think she would be saying yes or no

620
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 5: to this?

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Speaker 9: You know what, I honestly don't even care what she

622
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 9: would say because I'm saying no, and mine's the one

623
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Speaker 9: that counts, because mine's the ones assigns that check.

624
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Speaker 5: Wow. Okay, Well, I don't think Leo is gonna be

625
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 5: happy about this.

626
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Speaker 9: I don't care Leo is going to be happy.

627
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 5: Well, sorry, you should call him Leonardo. I can call

628
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 5: him Leo because I know him personally.

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Speaker 8: I'm so I'm going to pull her from your stupid school.

630
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 5: Sir, calm down a little bit before you do something crazy.

631
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Speaker 5: You should know that Taylor's actually the one who set

632
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Speaker 5: you up for this whole thing.

633
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 20: What do you mean set it up?

634
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 8: She does not know Leonardo DiCaprio.

635
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 5: No, but she does know Brooke and Jeffrey, and they're

636
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 5: the ones who do the prank phone calls.

637
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 9: The hell or Brook and Jeffrey we are.

638
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 5: The radio show. What because my name is jeff We're

639
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 5: doing a phone tap on you?

640
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Speaker 9: Man?

641
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 5: This is a joke.

642
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 9: Are you out of here?

643
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 20: Mind?

644
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 5: Kind of? It was Taylor's idea, though she thought it

645
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 5: would freak you out if she was going to spend

646
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 5: a week with Leonardo DiCaprio.

647
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 9: You get me so angry, like I should probably go

648
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 9: to a doctor.

649
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 20: Now.

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00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 5: Do you know what I think I saw on a

651
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 5: TV show once that Leo played a doctor, so he's

652
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 5: probably qualified to give you a quick physical.

653
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 8: What do you think he would have me over so

654
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 8: he could check me out?

655
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 5: He would love to just make sure you bring your daughter.

656
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 7: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties Brooking Jeffrey

657
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 7: in the morning.

658
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Speaker 5: The thing about meeting someone in person is you have

659
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Speaker 5: to find an opening, like a natural moment where it's

660
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 5: easy to strike up a conversation. Yea, like when you're

661
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 5: waiting for your coffee order it's a good time, or

662
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 5: in line at the DMV else a lot, or maybe

663
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 5: at the dog park when her schnauzer starts humping your

664
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 5: leg and you don't stop it because duh, there's your opening.

665
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 5: But one of our listeners says she found the exact

666
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 5: right time to strike up a conversation with the cutest

667
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 5: guy in the room. And you'll find out how this

668
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 5: shy science girl got the courage to do it? In

669
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Speaker 5: your brand new Second Date Update.

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Speaker 16: Next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Update.

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Speaker 5: What types of parties are the best? Keg parties, college parties?

672
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 2: Are they the same?

673
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:37,959
Speaker 5: How about science parties where dudes and dames with glasses

674
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 5: and pocket protectors get together and nerd out over Bunsen

675
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 5: burners and beakers.

676
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Speaker 2: You haven't been to a science party? Have you?

677
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Speaker 8: Not?

678
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 5: Recent though?

679
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 2: Okay?

680
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 5: I used to go a lot though. Oh yeah, it

681
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 5: was super cool. We'd be like, hey, what's your atomic number?

682
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 5: Hot stuff because I'm about to reach critical mass.

683
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got kicked out of the science fast too,

684
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: it was too sexy for the room.

685
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 5: That is true. But our listener, Bianca, met a guy

686
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 5: at a science expo recently and we want to hear

687
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Speaker 5: from her. So Beyonca, welcome to the show.

688
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 22: Hey guys, that's awesome.

689
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 2: Does that mean like you're a scientist and you were.

690
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 22: Well, okay, I'm not a scientist, but the company I

691
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 22: worked for kind of is adjacent, I guess, and I

692
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 22: was just volunteering at this science expo. I was signing

693
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 22: people in, giving out name tags and stuff.

694
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 2: Cool.

695
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: Okay, do you sign up to volunteer so that you

696
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: can meet some science hoddies.

697
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 22: It's not mandatory, but.

698
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 5: Kind of weird if it was.

699
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 22: Yeah, I ain't complaining.

700
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, So tell us about who you met.

701
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 22: Okay. So I was signing people in and this guy

702
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 22: was just he was super cute, and I checked him in,

703
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 22: gave him his name tag. Not much went down during

704
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 22: this interaction, but I did see him later on while

705
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,240
Speaker 22: I was setting up displays.

706
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 2: You noted him, You were like, okay, yeah, I.

707
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,399
Speaker 22: Was like, there's that coming again. And I already knew

708
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 22: his name from giving him his name tag, And yeah.

709
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 5: What's the name of this science hottie?

710
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 9: Bladen?

711
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 5: Bladen? Wow?

712
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:21,240
Speaker 6: Is scientists in the world?

713
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 22: Did I forget that?

714
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: You know? He had like two rocker parents that were like, yeah,

715
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: he's going to be in a band someday, and he's like, nope,

716
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 1: Mom and dad, I'm rebelling with science.

717
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 5: So tell us more about you and Bladen and what

718
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 5: you guys did together.

719
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 9: Okay.

720
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 22: So I saw him buy some displays. Me and my

721
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 22: boss were getting some slides ready for presentation leader, and

722
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 22: I was like, all right, I'm going to slip over

723
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 22: and talk to this guy. Really quick. I saw him

724
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 22: playing with one of those plasma ball things, like you know,

725
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 22: the Chloe Jappy things, and I was like, all right, oh.

726
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 5: Is that the thing that you touch that makes your

727
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 5: hair stand up.

728
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 22: Yeah, it doesn't make your hair stand up, but it

729
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 22: like ezacts you a little bit.

730
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 5: Maybe that's just a shampoo thing that I have to do.

731
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Speaker 22: Keep going Okay, So I'm I'm chatting him up and

732
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 22: he's asked me questions like why are you here? Just

733
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 22: your normal job. I was like, no, it's not my

734
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 22: normal job, just volunteering. And he's like, well, if you

735
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 22: need any help, I'm a science guy, so let me know.

736
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 5: Wow, he never heard that used as a pickup line before.

737
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 2: Is that how I took it as a pickup line?

738
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 22: It was a pick up line, it absolutely was. So

739
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 22: we got each other's numbers. O.

740
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: Hey you guys, you moved fast.

741
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 22: Hey you never know, chemicals are volatile, like any any checonds.

742
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 5: We're trying really hard not to make a chemistry joke.

743
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, anything we could have come up with.

744
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 22: So the next day there was a chemical spill behind

745
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 22: the stage and I was like, yeah, there.

746
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 4: Was I'm going to text.

747
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 5: Blaydon Oh no, that wasn't actually spilled something.

748
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 2: Wait you text Blaydon for help?

749
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 17: Yeah?

750
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 22: He told me to text him if I needed help.

751
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 22: And you know what, even if he couldn't help, it's

752
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 22: still a good excuse to hang out with him, right.

753
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 2: I feel like a janitor came over to mop it

754
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 2: up and she's like, no, no.

755
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 5: Dodgect way. Yeah, science guy coming. So did he show up?

756
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: Yeah he did.

757
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,359
Speaker 22: He knew how to clean it up, and he took

758
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 22: care of it.

759
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 5: See what a hero?

760
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: Were you ever able to turn these science expos moments

761
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: into an actual date?

762
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 8: Oh?

763
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 22: Yeah, we went out for drinks after the Okay, I

764
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,720
Speaker 22: care more about that than the chemical spill.

765
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 5: Okay, tell us about drinks.

766
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 4: I mean, we are each other, and how do you

767
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 4: know that?

768
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 22: Pretty well? It went pretty well. I'm just gonna leave

769
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 22: it that. Okay.

770
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 2: Wait, is he like have a hotel room that you

771
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 2: went back to something?

772
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 22: Maybe?

773
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 2: All right?

774
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 22: I said I didn't want to say anything else.

775
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, your voice said everything. Yeah, so you had

776
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: a very fun evening.

777
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,720
Speaker 22: Yeah it was. It was very fun. I was blinded

778
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 22: by science.

779
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 5: That's a fun way to put it. For sure.

780
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 2: You still sound giddy over the whole thing.

781
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 22: Well, that's why I need help from you guys, because

782
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 22: I haven't heard from him in a week now, and.

783
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 6: I don't know the typical science player.

784
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know how they are to Einstein's of the world.

785
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: At Einstein was a notorious he was.

786
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 5: He bounced around through all of his cousins. Oh no, there, sorry,

787
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 5: that's true story.

788
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 8: Oh god, do you.

789
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: Know does he live in your city or is he

790
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: in from out of town?

791
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:39,399
Speaker 20: Well?

792
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 22: I'm assuming he was out of town because it's area

793
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 22: code and the hotel room.

794
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 2: You didn't do much talking.

795
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 22: Hey, we were busy experimenting.

796
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 1: Okay, so do you have a theory as to why

797
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: he's not calling.

798
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 22: I don't know why he's not calling me.

799
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 11: That's why we call him.

800
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,919
Speaker 5: All right, Well, I think you came to the right people.

801
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 5: We don't know much about science, but we do know

802
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 5: a little bit about calling people and demanding to know

803
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 5: why they aren't calling another person back.

804
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're afraid to make things awkward.

805
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we will reignite the sparks underneath your bunsen burners,

806
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,280
Speaker 5: hopefully when we come back and get you your scientific

807
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 5: second date update.

808
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 6: Everyone put your safety goggles on.

809
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 3: We're already right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the

810
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 3: morning second date updates.

811
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 5: You know what they say about science boys serial rizzlers.

812
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 7: Ah, yeah, due.

813
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 5: Bill Nye, Neil deGrasse, Tyson, Isaac the nude Newton.

814
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 2: Oh is that your nickname for him?

815
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,479
Speaker 5: That's his name. Why do you think the apple fell

816
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 5: on his head? Because he was down below shaking the

817
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 5: branches with the seventeenth century honey. Oh, that's the rumor

818
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 5: that I heard. And our listener Bianca is hoping pro

819
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 5: saying that this guy that she met named Blaydon is

820
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 5: not your stereotypical science scumbag.

821
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 6: Yeah.

822
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 2: I don't even think she said that so far.

823
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 5: No, but that's what she's worried. I think. Okay, are

824
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 5: there science players? We're not really sure, but.

825
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 15: Well, for sure, dude, if you're attractive and smart, you

826
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 15: got it made.

827
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

828
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 5: The two of them did hang out in his hotel room,

829
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 5: and she hasn't heard from him in a week after

830
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 5: the science expo they attended. So we're just going to

831
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 5: try and call and get to the bottom of this

832
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 5: once and for all. Bianca, How you doing.

833
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 22: I just really need you guys to help, because I

834
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 22: just don't often meet cute guys at science Expo's name Blaydon.

835
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's very specific.

836
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 6: We have a different name than that.

837
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, can I ask you was there any reason to

838
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: indicate that it wasn't just a one night fun thing,

839
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: especially if he was in from out of town.

840
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 22: It really seemed like we just had a deeper connection

841
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 22: than that. That's why I'm surprised.

842
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, and from how she described it, they didn't do

843
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 5: a whole lot of talkings.

844
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 9: Yeah.

845
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe it's one of the first questions we can

846
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 5: ask if he picks up the phone here.

847
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 6: Wait, we should google the area code.

848
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 5: It's too late. Now, we just got to get going.

849
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 5: I'm going to dial Blayden's number and we'll see if

850
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 5: he picks out. Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Bladan?

851
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is Blaydon.

852
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 5: Hey Blaydon. We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

853
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 5: in the Morning, Okay, for scientists.

854
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 2: I don't think we could have any research to back

855
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 2: that up.

856
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not sure, but we do want you to

857
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 5: be today's featured guest on our most popular segment called

858
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 5: the Second Date Update. How does that sound?

859
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 20: Uh?

860
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 8: I guess it sounds kind of intriguing.

861
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,439
Speaker 2: All right, that's more than we usually get, so thank

862
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 2: you very much.

863
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 5: I don't know if you know what the segment even

864
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 5: is is, but we're trying to help out one of

865
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 5: our listeners who met up with you about a week ago.

866
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 5: Her name is Bianca.

867
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 8: Oh okay, wow, that was not what I wanted.

868
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 5: Or tired.

869
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 2: When we talked to her, she was excited.

870
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 5: Yeah.

871
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 8: No, I mean, it's just complicated.

872
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: Okay, are you can we just ask straight up, like

873
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: are you single?

874
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 5: Brooks On asking for herself. She's asking just general.

875
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: I mean, anytime someone says complicated, that's immediately what anyone thinks,

876
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: seeing that.

877
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 5: There's other people in the picture.

878
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 8: No, that I'm single. I'm very much single.

879
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 5: Then how is it complicated?

880
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 8: Well, it's just things kind of are more. There's more

881
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 8: than just at sais value with with meeting people at

882
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 8: these types of events, you know.

883
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I just was like all the vague ways

884
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,720
Speaker 5: you're describing it, but if you could be any more.

885
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: Specific, Yeah, I was going to say when he said,

886
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: you know, I don't, I don't know.

887
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, just because of her employer, it made

888
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 8: it a little bit more difficult to pursue do you.

889
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 1: Work for the same company as her? And she didn't

890
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: realize it, Well.

891
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:20,720
Speaker 9: Not at the moment.

892
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 8: I'm actually applying to work at her company. I actually

893
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 8: have like an interview schedule to go in and see

894
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 8: them as like the follow up, Well, wouldn't.

895
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 2: That be good? Like she would be a connection for you.

896
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 8: Then, But I kind of like I didn't want her

897
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,959
Speaker 8: to think that I was using her to get preferential

898
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 8: treatment at this company. And I didn't even realize that

899
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 8: she even worked there until at my hotel room I

900
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 8: noticed her name badge, and then I thought you the company,

901
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 8: and I put two together. Yeah no, I mean I

902
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 8: know that it was a science ex book, but there

903
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 8: was way more chemistry going on between the two of us.

904
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 2: You did like her, like you? Oh yeah, I thought

905
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 2: she was amazing.

906
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, she is amazing. She's an amazing woman, and I

907
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 8: would love circumstances different. I don't want to like mess

908
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 8: up the opportunities at this company because it's a really

909
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 8: good opportunity.

910
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 2: Okay, you are all up in your head.

911
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: Why would you not just call her and tell her

912
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: all these things?

913
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 5: Explain a little bit of like why because she feels

914
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 5: like you're completely ignoring her for the last week and

915
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 5: she has no idea why.

916
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 8: I mean, I don't know what to do. I mean,

917
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,439
Speaker 8: I've been in touch with their boss. I was trying

918
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 8: to get all that squared away, and I'm going to

919
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 8: be going in at some point in the next week

920
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 8: or so.

921
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:45,720
Speaker 1: To know, that would be so awkward if the first

922
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: time you see that after your guys just fun night

923
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,240
Speaker 1: was in the office.

924
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 8: Don't you think I haven't thought about that. I mean,

925
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 8: if she's the one signing me at the interview, that's

926
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 8: going to be horrible.

927
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in your power to not have that happen.

928
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, And in fact, we're going to take the power

929
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 5: away from you at this point. And just let you know,

930
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 5: Bianca is already on the phone right now listening in

931
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 5: on this conversation waiting to talk to you.

932
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 9: And goodness what.

933
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're uncomplicating it. We're putting it all out there.

934
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 6: You told her good job you there.

935
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 8: Oh yes, Oh, I'm so sorry.

936
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 2: You didn't say anything bad.

937
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,479
Speaker 22: So why wouldn't you just tell me that.

938
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 8: I don't know. I didn't want you to think that

939
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,720
Speaker 8: I was like using you to get a job or anything.

940
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 20: I don't know.

941
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 5: Is that what works in the science world?

942
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 22: Really? I mean, you still could have just told me.

943
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 22: I guess I'm just disappointed.

944
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 8: You're not disappointed in what happened in the hotel room.

945
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 8: You're just disappointed that I didn't tell you about.

946
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 20: Yeah.

947
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 22: If I was disappointed in what happened in the hotel

948
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 22: room and then I wouldn't have called.

949
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, the fact she called the radio station to get

950
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 5: in touch with you should be a pretty clear sign

951
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 5: that there's feelings there.

952
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so earnest.

953
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean the feelings are definitely neutral. I'm just

954
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 8: I don't know. I just feel like going into a relationship,

955
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 8: I don't want to make it more complicated it has

956
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 8: to be.

957
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 2: But you sent the one that's making this hard, not.

958
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 5: Intentionally, but yes, you're overthinking it.

959
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 22: Well, you guys don't know this, but my boss has

960
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 22: this policy that's like no dating policy for everybody in

961
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 22: the office.

962
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 19: It is.

963
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 22: Yeah, but I feel like it wouldn't count if we

964
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 22: were dating before he got hired though.

965
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's actually really smart.

966
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: But it would probably be important to tell the boss

967
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 1: in the interview.

968
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 6: Oh no, that may affect a higher because.

969
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 2: You don't want to come off as line.

970
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right.

971
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 5: It could play against him to be like, oh, yeah,

972
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 5: I don't want to hire your new boyfriend.

973
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 8: See, I told you guys, this whole thing complicated, And

974
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 8: what if they don't want to hire me because of

975
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 8: the relationship and that's the only reason You're right?

976
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 5: Actually, I guess this is complicated and the only way

977
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 5: to counteract this is to have Brooke go and sleep

978
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 5: with Bianca's boss.

979
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 2: First, I'm married, Jeff.

980
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,439
Speaker 5: But you don't work there.

981
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 2: It's not going to make a differ. It's gonna have.

982
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 5: Smooth things over for Bladon.

983
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: Okay, Honestly, I think you guys should just go out

984
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,280
Speaker 1: one more time.

985
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 2: One date doesn't mean you're in a relationship.

986
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 1: And like you're basing life on things that you don't

987
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: know will even happen, Like you don't even know if

988
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: he'll get hired.

989
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 8: There, Bianca, Would it be okay if at the interview

990
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 8: I told your boss that we hooked up, but our

991
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 8: relationship is uncertain.

992
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:50,240
Speaker 22: What No, dude, don't.

993
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 8: And I don't want to mess up your employment opportunities there,

994
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 8: Like what if they hire me but then fire you?

995
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 8: That would be awful.

996
00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 2: All these what ifs you're.

997
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 22: Just way overthinking. It's so bad.

998
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 8: I mean, that's why they're looking to hire you, because

999
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 8: of how well I overthink things.

1000
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 5: I mean, that's I mean bladen. I know that you

1001
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 5: really seem to care about this job, and that's great,

1002
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 5: but it sounds like you care about Bianca too, And

1003
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 5: I think when you find somebody that you relate to

1004
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 5: the way that the two of you seem to, you

1005
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 5: can't just throw that away over a job opportunity.

1006
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 2: You have so much to talk about that you haven't.

1007
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'd like to offer to send you two out

1008
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,320
Speaker 5: on another date, and we would pay for it. Really.

1009
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, if you're down, Uh yeah, definitely.

1010
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 8: Isn't that going to make things more complicated?

1011
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 5: Though?

1012
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 2: That's the point. Nobody knows.

1013
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 5: With you, it probably will be, But I would just

1014
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 5: still go for it.

1015
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 8: All right, all right, I'm in. You guys convinced me.

1016
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 8: I'm in. You're still getting Yeah, of course, I don't

1017
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 8: want to mess anything up with you Bianca or with

1018
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 8: the job. But I think let's get back together and

1019
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 8: try it and see where things go.

1020
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 6: Try talking this time.

1021
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 5: I don't know. I think the more he talks, the

1022
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 5: less it's working. So talk less when you're made up

1023
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 5: by say anything to each other with you, I can

1024
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 5: do that, all right, good.

1025
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 16: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1026
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,919
Speaker 5: If there was any second ate update that needed an

1027
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 5: update update afterwards, this is the one.

1028
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1029
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,439
Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many what IFFs that were going

1030
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 1: through his head.

1031
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 5: And I have a lot of what ifs for what

1032
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 5: could happen. Option A. They become secret lovers and he

1033
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 5: gets hired. They don't tell the boss anything until the

1034
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 5: day of their wedding.

1035
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 6: That would make it.

1036
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: Really I'm sorry this guy could not keep a secret too, honest,

1037
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 1: he would crumble under the pressure of that.

1038
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 4: Fair.

1039
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 5: Option B. Blaydon goes to the interview and Bianca sabotages

1040
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 5: it on purpose because she wants to be with him,

1041
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 5: but he knows that they can't be together if he

1042
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 5: gets the job.

1043
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1044
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 1: I think he'll sabotage it himself, saying, hey, you're hooked

1045
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: up with with Bianca in your office.

1046
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 6: I mean, I have a strong attraction to that girl

1047
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 6: over there.

1048
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 5: Now I do have options C through z.

1049
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 2: No, jeff I was kind of interested.

1050
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 6: We're good.

1051
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 5: We'll put that up on a later podcast if you

1052
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 5: want to hear my other theories, But I really do

1053
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 5: hope that we stay in touch with these two and

1054
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 5: find out how this works out.

1055
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like totally a perfect couple. Or the next

1056
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 6: day they're gonna be like, whoop, that was a mistake.

1057
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 5: You're not meant to be not at all. But make

1058
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 5: sure you follow our podcast. You can find us Brooke

1059
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey on Second Date, Update, like share, subscribe, and

1060
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,760
Speaker 5: hit all the other buttons.

1061
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 20: That you can.

1062
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 16: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1063
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 5: It's March and baseball season is almost I guess it year.

1064
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,280
Speaker 5: Let's go. Yeah, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1065
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 5: And the stadiums themselves are getting ready to host thousands

1066
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 5: of fans for opening Day. And with that comes the promotions.

1067
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, like what.

1068
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,959
Speaker 1: They're given away free, like that type of promotion.

1069
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 2: Or the food.

1070
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 5: Well's one hundred and sixty two games of season, eighty

1071
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 5: one of them at home. These are all really big stadiums,

1072
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 5: so they have to figure out how are you going

1073
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 5: to get people to keep coming back for more and more?

1074
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: Dude, give them a bobble head in a Hawaiian Sure,

1075
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: if you're the first four hundred people in the door.

1076
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 6: House, well wait in line for hours.

1077
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:22,879
Speaker 5: Saint Louis has a unique idea. They're introducing a new

1078
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 5: ticket package starting at twenty nine dollars that includes bottomless soda,

1079
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 5: hot dogs, chicken tenders, brought worst nachos, fries, popcorn, peanuts, chips,

1080
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 5: and ice cream. Will you get it all, all of

1081
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,240
Speaker 5: it as much as you can eat for the entire

1082
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 5: game minute for twenty nine dollars.

1083
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: Give someone over by the food last season and this

1084
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 1: is just the leftovers.

1085
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 6: You have a popcorn stale.

1086
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure it's all hot and fresh.

1087
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 6: And this is awesome.

1088
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 2: That's why I love the mob. There's like such good

1089
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 2: deals if you take the family.

1090
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 5: I'm not even sure how they're going to police that, Like,

1091
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 5: do you have a wristband? Like you can go up

1092
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 5: bottomless all that bottomless? What as much as you can have?

1093
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,399
Speaker 5: Can you go up and get it and then bring

1094
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 5: a bunch back to your friends in the seats and

1095
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 5: then just go back and get.

1096
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 6: More and more?

1097
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 2: You know what kind of buffet rules they have?

1098
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,879
Speaker 5: Are they watching you or maybe they don't even care.

1099
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:21,919
Speaker 5: I mean, if you were able to just do one

1100
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 5: of everything, that would pretty much be worth it right away,

1101
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 5: but bottomless.

1102
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 9: It's insane.

1103
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, like the refills alone.

1104
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 5: I'm afraid that years from now historians are going to

1105
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,839
Speaker 5: look back on this moment and say this was the

1106
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 5: start of the downfall of American society. The twenty nine

1107
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 5: dollars all you can eat baseball tickets.

1108
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 2: You don't think we've started the downfall.

1109
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:48,280
Speaker 5: That's a good point. We are spiraling farther and farther

1110
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 5: into the abyss. But that is what Saint Louis is doing.

1111
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:55,800
Speaker 5: Coming for the upcoming baseball season. Laser Stories is happening next.

1112
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 5: It's the radio segment that wants to make a small

1113
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 5: change to the Miss America pageant and only allow orphans

1114
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 5: to participate. What that way the broadcast get cuts in

1115
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 5: half because they don't have as many people to think

1116
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 5: at the end, Oh wow, no siblings, just get in,

1117
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,399
Speaker 5: get crowned, get out.

1118
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 15: I was waiting for the bunchline because I'm like, it's

1119
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 15: gonna get better anyway.

1120
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 2: It got worse.

1121
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't support orphans. It's Laser Stories, the segment

1122
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 5: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

1123
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 5: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those

1124
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 5: other solo Sashers just don't. This first laser story is

1125
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 5: out of Tensed, Idaho. Sorry, is that the name of

1126
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 5: a town there?

1127
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 2: Well, obviously if you're reading.

1128
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 5: It, I don't know your from Idaho, so I know.

1129
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 2: But I don't know every town in the whole state.

1130
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 5: Jew yikes.

1131
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: Not sorry, they didn't cover that in the state history

1132
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 1: in fourth grade.

1133
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 5: Well, out of Idaho, a fifty year old woman named

1134
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 5: Helen Stolker crashed her car into a deer the other day.

1135
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 2: And when coppens in every town, Jeff for sure.

1136
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 5: When cops got there, she told them exactly what happened,

1137
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 5: because it wasn't her fault.

1138
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the deer's fault. I'm sure it jumped out.

1139
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 5: Nope, she blamed Bigfoot the deer at her.

1140
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:20,879
Speaker 9: Well.

1141
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 5: Apparently, as she was driving she noticed something out of

1142
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 5: the corner of her eye, Bigfoot chasing some deer over

1143
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:27,919
Speaker 5: on the side of the road.

1144
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 6: WHOA, I wonder how he doesnt does just run him down?

1145
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 11: He tackle?

1146
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 1: I thought he was a vegetarian for some reason.

1147
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, I thought he was a plant eating guy.

1148
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 6: He doesn't have claws.

1149
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 5: He goes like the soup plantation. I'm sure when she

1150
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 5: looked in her rear view mirror to watch him, she

1151
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 5: took her eyes off the street and hit the deer. Sadly,

1152
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 5: Helen's description of the beast was pretty vague, saying the

1153
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 5: creature was about seven or eight feet tall, with hairy feet,

1154
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:01,759
Speaker 5: hands in head, and shockingly, the cops weren't able to

1155
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 5: track him down.

1156
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 6: Suck.

1157
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:06,879
Speaker 1: I bet that that town put all their resources into

1158
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: it for at least three days, though he should.

1159
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 2: I mean, what else have they got going on?

1160
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 5: As far as we know, she wasn't hurting the crash. Afterwards,

1161
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 5: the county sheriff commented, saying he's fine with bigfoot lumbering

1162
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,959
Speaker 5: around the woods and terrorizing squirrels, but if he's making

1163
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 5: people's car insurance rates go up, and then that's gonna

1164
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 5: be a big.

1165
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 6: Problem that's not going to be covered.

1166
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 5: Get your act together. This next Lazer story is out

1167
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 5: of Sullivan County, Tennessee. A fifty six year old woman

1168
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 5: named Deborah Lingerfeldt lives in a rural area and last

1169
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 5: week she got mad at her neighbors for their music.

1170
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 8: Come down.

1171
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 5: She yelled at them, quote, that is duck music. So

1172
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,400
Speaker 5: how would you like me to come over? There and

1173
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 5: duck you in the face.

1174
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 6: No what duck music.

1175
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 5: Gave me either, no clue what dunck music is or

1176
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 5: how you would duck someone in the face.

1177
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 1: I imagine the music having a lot of trombones for some reason.

1178
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 2: Huh was a pretty.

1179
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 5: Ducky to whatever it is. Clearly it all made sense

1180
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:06,240
Speaker 5: to Deborah, and she was ready to act on her threat.

1181
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 5: That's why she went to her house, grabbed her gun

1182
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 5: and fired off eight shots.

1183
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.

1184
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 5: Fortunately none of them hit anything. And then she pulled

1185
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 5: out her harmonica and started playing it, apparently to show

1186
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 5: her neighbors what good music sounded like.

1187
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:29,839
Speaker 2: Spoon hit the band Joe Pod.

1188
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 5: Ten minutes later, cop showed up and arrested her for

1189
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 5: aggravated assault. No word on if they let her bring

1190
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 5: her harmonica to jail, but I'm hoping that they did.

1191
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 6: I think they person have a harmonica.

1192
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 2: It's a pocket instrument. It feels like it's fine at the.

1193
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 5: Prison needs more duck music, that's for sure. This next

1194
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 5: Lazer story is out of Beverage Bay. The indoor water

1195
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 5: park chain Great Wolf Lodge just announced a new menu

1196
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 5: item that's raising some eyebrows. It's for a limited time,

1197
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 5: they'll be selling a ranch milkshake Creamy.

1198
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 2: And you're gonna enjoy it and.

1199
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 6: The Great Wolf Lodge.

1200
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 5: As you can imagine, people are generally horrified.

1201
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks.

1202
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 1: Like a vanilla milkshake with a lot of green specks.

1203
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 5: The concoction is vanilla ice cream blended together with ranch

1204
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 5: dressing and then topped with whipped cream, carrots, celery, and

1205
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 5: a piece of crispy chicken. Oh god, why.

1206
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: Would they just give their recipe out for anybody to

1207
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 1: make it home?

1208
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 5: The rim because I'm not done. The rim is lined

1209
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 5: with a lime salt as well.

1210
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 2: The green stuff on the riad to top.

1211
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 5: Off the already salty, sweet and ranchy treat.

1212
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 2: What alexis you don't want to throw some rum in there.

1213
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 20: There?

1214
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 2: I'm going to go with two SIPs. Yeah.

1215
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 5: Well, the big question we're not asking how does it?

1216
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 5: They say it has a front forward vanilla flavor with

1217
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 5: savory herbs and spices to kick up the after tis.

1218
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

1219
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 5: It's being released in honor of National Ranch Day next week.

1220
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 5: The shake will only be available to March twenty eth

1221
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 5: and it'll set you back three dollars and ten cents.

1222
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 6: They only need to have like one packet a ranch stock.

1223
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, person, what kind of white women? Are you not

1224
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 5: supporting ranch in all of its forms?

1225
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 2: That's because it's not mixed with more mayonnaise.

1226
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 5: Okay, get on it, great wolf watch mayo ranch.

1227
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: Maybe we could do a tuna milkshake next, beautiful.

1228
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got the ideas. Let's go to your final

1229
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 5: laser story out of Pucker Up Paradise. If you were

1230
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 5: asked how many people have you kissed in your lifetime?

1231
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 7: Wait?

1232
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 2: People have a count? Yeah?

1233
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 5: Would you know the answer right away? Would it take

1234
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 5: a minute to figure out or would it be so

1235
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 5: impossible because, like Brook, your twenties were a little hazy?

1236
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 2: Whoa shil I love kissing people in bars. I just

1237
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 2: loved it.

1238
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 5: Nice if they loved it back, But.

1239
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 2: Any of them just turn around and kiss me.

1240
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 5: Well. A recent survey asked over six thousand people to

1241
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 5: reveal their kissing stats. And this is for romantic kissing only.

1242
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 5: Platonic kisses do not count.

1243
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.

1244
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 5: Here's the results. Kissing five to ten people was the

1245
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 5: most popular answer by far.

1246
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: What twenty only kissing five frogs before they find their

1247
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 1: forever one?

1248
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 8: Oh?

1249
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 5: Not?

1250
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 6: Everybody finds it for everyone broke.

1251
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 5: Some people jump right to the prince and don't bother kissing.

1252
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you you need a larger sample

1253
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:38,919
Speaker 1: size to figure out what's good.

1254
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 5: I don't know if this is good advice.

1255
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.

1256
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 1: I really kiss them all all right again, you're just kissing, Jeff,

1257
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 1: was a big deal.

1258
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 2: Every next year, right now, turn and kiss off.

1259
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 5: Yes. Over twenty percent claimed that was their number five

1260
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 5: to ten across their lifetime. Nineteen percent of people say

1261
00:59:56,440 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 5: they've kissed two to four people over their lives. We're going, yes,

1262
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 5: y mags. Some people have like self respect and don't

1263
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 5: just throw themselves at every moving thing.

1264
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 2: Self respect.

1265
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: It's fun, Jeff, live life, Get out there, make out

1266
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 1: with people.

1267
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 5: Maybe just make out with the same person a bunch

1268
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 5: of times.

1269
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 2: God boring out for that.

1270
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 5: Okay. Twelve percent say they've kissed this will make you happy?

1271
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 5: Twenty six or more people.

1272
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean it's just kissing. So they get pregnant

1273
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 2: from kissing.

1274
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 5: Okay, we got it. So. Scientifically speaking, around one in

1275
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 5: six people are getting busy with their mouths. Five percent

1276
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 5: say they've only kissed one person their entire life. Yeah,

1277
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 5: and three percent have kissed zero.

1278
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 1: Those are the people ordering ranch milkshakes to give them

1279
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:48,840
Speaker 1: some excitement in their mouths.

1280
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,479
Speaker 5: As for this guy, he normally doesn't like to play

1281
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:55,919
Speaker 5: tonsil hockey and tell, but if you're curious, he will

1282
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 5: tell you. He's made out with over twenty six Adidas

1283
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:03,920
Speaker 5: high Tops and that's just since breakfast this morning. He's

1284
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 5: going tongue to toe and that town means Laser Stories

1285
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:07,920
Speaker 5: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

1286
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 5: it again, same time. On Friday, we got Christy. She's

1287
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 5: a brand new player to the show, a mom to

1288
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:25,120
Speaker 5: three beautiful kids, one of whom her youngest, six year

1289
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 5: old is enrolled in farm school. Right now, young McDonald,

1290
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 5: I've never even heard of farm school before, Christy. What

1291
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 5: happens there?

1292
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 4: What happens there? There's a big barn and they converted

1293
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 4: it into two different classrooms, and then there's many cows

1294
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 4: that are like right in the hallway.

1295
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 1: You know, this means your kid's gonna want to live

1296
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,400
Speaker 1: in a big city when they're older, right, I hope.

1297
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 6: Not round cows. I'm tired of that stuff.

1298
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 5: Do they have the six year olds working the slaughterhouses yet?

1299
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 5: Or is that for grade three or something.

1300
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's like a little bit older.

1301
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 5: Okay, good, what a nice little bonding experience. Yeah, yeah,

1302
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 5: I want to join a farm school. Anyway, we got

1303
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 5: to get to the game. Christy, you got thirty seconds

1304
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 5: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1305
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 5: you could say pass. But you have to beat her

1306
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 5: outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1307
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 8: Yes?

1308
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 5: I am? Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is

1309
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 5: National Snack Day? How many different shaped items are there

1310
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 5: in a bag of checks? Mix?

1311
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 9: Five?

1312
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 5: Which decade did the last state of Hawaii join America?

1313
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 5: Fifties sixties or seventies.

1314
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 8: Sixties?

1315
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 5: In the Lord of the Rings? What's the name of

1316
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 5: the Gray Wizard?

1317
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 20: Pass?

1318
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 5: Name the country singer who's famous for songs titled Joe

1319
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,919
Speaker 5: Lean Islands in the Stream in nine to five?

1320
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 11: Oh Path?

1321
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 5: In one oh five ad? What country invented paper?

1322
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 9: Path?

1323
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 5: The government organization TSA stands for Transportation Security?

1324
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 20: What organization now?

1325
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 11: Association?

1326
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go Yeah, all right, good job, Christy Brooks.

1327
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 5: Back in the studio and you were talking apparently with

1328
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 5: our producer before you came on the show about strategy,

1329
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,040
Speaker 5: about how to beat Brook. And one strategy is to

1330
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,360
Speaker 5: go as fast as you can because laws of averages

1331
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:18,680
Speaker 5: just says you're gonna come up with some easy ones.

1332
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 5: You can just know.

1333
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 2: This is what she said.

1334
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 5: That was one strategy. But apparently Christy told our producer

1335
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 5: you had a different idea that involved actual thinking. Well,

1336
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 5: what's that about.

1337
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 4: I listened to this every morning, and I'm never just

1338
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 4: like killing her. This is asked something about Harry Potter

1339
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 4: or Star Wars. I'm like, I do not know anything

1340
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 4: about Harry Potter Star Wars, and she just knows all

1341
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:42,200
Speaker 4: the deeps about everything.

1342
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 1: I actually didn't know Harry Potter until I had kids

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01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 1: and we read all the books. I read them out loud,

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Speaker 1: and they're so fun to read your kids.

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Speaker 22: Fun.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't like everybody, you know. I like reading

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Speaker 4: more like self help books and things like that.

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Speaker 2: I hate those with a passion. I hate self help

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Speaker 2: bugs and I hate motivational quotes.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, anything where people are trying to improve themselves or others. Yes,

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Speaker 5: definitely not cool for Brook. Anyway, Brook, it is your turn.

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Speaker 5: Are you ready to answer some questions?

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Speaker 9: Here?

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Speaker 2: Shoot, let's go.

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Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Today is National Snack day. How

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Speaker 5: many different shaped items are there in a bag of checks?

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Speaker 8: Mix?

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Speaker 2: Ooh four?

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Speaker 5: Which decade did the last state of Hawaii join America? Fifties,

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Speaker 5: sixties or seventies? In Lord of the Rings? What's the

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Speaker 5: name of the gray Wizard? Name the country singer who's

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Speaker 5: famous for songs titled Joelene Islands in the Stream? Nine

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Speaker 5: to five in one O five a d What country

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Speaker 5: invented paper?

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Speaker 2: China?

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Speaker 5: The government organization TSA stands for Transportation Security?

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Speaker 2: What administration got those in?

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Speaker 5: Time to head on over to the scoreboard to see

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Speaker 5: how you boll did with Jose will do it Lott

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Speaker 5: and we'll do it a lot.

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Speaker 15: Christy, You've got so many questions.

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Speaker 6: In I was very impressed, almost questions for you?

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Speaker 5: Now you dig is zero?

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Speaker 6: The most amount of.

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Speaker 2: Zeros did she pass?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh yes, very liberal pass like Lord of

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Speaker 5: the Rings.

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Speaker 4: Lord of the Rings, it's the immediate hat.

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Speaker 6: It just didn't work out for her Brook.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I think you just called in on a tough day, Christy.

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Speaker 5: That that's what we're going to chock this up to.

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Speaker 5: Let's go over the answers to everybody. It's a National

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Speaker 5: Snack Day. There are six different shapes of items in

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Speaker 5: a bag of checks.

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Speaker 2: You want to go get a bag.

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Speaker 5: The decade that the state of Hawaii joined America was

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Speaker 5: the nineteen fifties, actually nineteen fifty nine. In Lord of

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Speaker 5: the Rings, the Gray Wizard is Gandalf, the country singer

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Speaker 5: who sang Joe Lean Islands in the Stream and nine

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Speaker 5: to five would be Dolly Parton. China invented paper in

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Speaker 5: one five A D and TSA stands for Transportation Security Administration.

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Speaker 6: It did try to say organization and then the association.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, anyway, Christy, I'm sorry it wasn't enough to beat

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Speaker 5: Brooke today. But the good news is just for playing,

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Speaker 5: We're giving you a family four pack of tickets to

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Speaker 5: Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live, glow and fire. Get more

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Speaker 5: heat and action as Hot Wheels brings the Ultimate Monster

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Speaker 5: Trucks show to fans at Angel the Winds Arena on

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Speaker 5: May thirtieth and thirty first.

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Speaker 4: That sounds like a good time. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 4: glad that my son told me to call in.

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Speaker 5: Yeah again, Yeah, call that and again. Yeah. We'll do

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Speaker 5: lots of farm questions for the next go round.

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Speaker 2: Well I did, Old McDonald.

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Speaker 5: Hab Yeah, excited to have you back on the show soon. Christy,

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Speaker 5: have a great day. We're gonna do Win Brooks Bucks

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Speaker 5: same time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.