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Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's a bunch of the boys, a bunch
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Speaker 4: a big surplus of people came in after forty five.
Speaker 4: They want to see what the boys are really talking
Speaker 4: about the next week. Yeah, and now, if this is
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Speaker 4: had a first date, it was good enough for you
Speaker 4: to have another one. We walked through the door, we
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Speaker 1: And dirty those sheets up a little bit. Now.
Speaker 4: Is it a regret? Probably not, because this is the fourth, fifth,
Speaker 4: or sixth time. You know, the kind of guys we are.
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Speaker 4: It's an amazing time. Also not so amazing, seemed like
Speaker 4: there was a sniper on the field on every NFL
Speaker 4: field this weekend. It seems like guys left and right
Speaker 4: were getting got by the turf Monster people were getting
Speaker 4: Chris Kyle all over the place. One specifically that comes
Speaker 4: to mind Deshaun Watson. And I know we've had some
Speaker 4: fun on this podcast, and I know that part of
Speaker 4: my take had a phenomenal take on the We think
Speaker 4: Deshaun Watson is actually a better person than the neest
Speaker 4: football player now implying how bad he is at football.
Speaker 4: But I saw a clip and I don't even know
Speaker 4: if this is real, and I want to believe that
Speaker 4: it's not real. But when he's getting carted off, crying
Speaker 4: and the Browns fans are actually chanting, you deserved it?
Speaker 4: Is that? Did you see that clip?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I know that's fake.
Speaker 4: Is that fake? Good? I'm glad it was debunked by you, Mitch.
Speaker 4: That's big brain. We talked about in the car right
Speaker 4: home from Knoxville bake Head. People probably think you're successful.
Speaker 4: That's a nice move right there. Yeah, because I was
Speaker 4: gonna say that would be the one of the more
Speaker 4: disgusting things I've ever seen. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You never you never want to root for somebody to
Speaker 2: get injured, evern they're getting carted off. You know that
Speaker 2: everything that's happened with the show and everybody's aware of it,
Speaker 2: but to know, like, listen, you listen to Jamis talk
Speaker 2: about it, you listen to Miles Miles Garrett talk about it,
Speaker 2: and you just hear players that talk about how he
Speaker 2: showed up day to day and and you know was
Speaker 2: pouring into being a better football player. Whether or not
Speaker 2: that was working out, we obviously know he was not
Speaker 2: playing his best ball or he hasn't played his best
Speaker 2: ball since Houston. Uh, you never want to You never
Speaker 2: want to cheer on somebody like having a bad injury.
Speaker 4: Never never, man, And it was cool. I think it
Speaker 4: sheds a little light on the fact that Jamis Winston's
Speaker 4: talking that way, and especially Miles Garrett talking that way,
Speaker 4: him being as like one of the biggest players in
Speaker 4: that franchise, if not in the franchise's history, being that
Speaker 4: much of a guy. Because we all know that if
Speaker 4: Miles Garrett walked up to you know, somebody in that
Speaker 4: front office was like, this guy's gotta go. They probably
Speaker 4: that holds a lot more value and a lot more
Speaker 4: weight than ninety nine percent of the league right now.
Speaker 4: For these guys to stand ten toes down in front
Speaker 4: of a bunch of journalists and be able to say, hey,
Speaker 4: this guy actually put in the work, we love him,
Speaker 4: we respect him, those types of things. Talks about the
Speaker 4: individual he is. I think that says a lot. Maybe
Speaker 4: we need to evaluate that a little bit more. I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna say forgive the man or I'm not going
Speaker 4: to do that, because once you have the thirty one,
Speaker 4: thirty six to thirty whatever allegations, it's tough coming back
Speaker 4: from that, no doubt about it. But human beings are
Speaker 4: human beings, and it's always difficult to see peop get hurt.
Speaker 2: I think the biggest surprise, too, is Jamie's not even
Speaker 2: dressed for the game, Like the moment you need that,
Speaker 2: you need a backup quarterback to go in like he was.
Speaker 2: He's apparently like third on the depth chart, which is
Speaker 2: surprising me because I feel like if anybody's gonna give
Speaker 2: him spark and give him some juice outside of Nick Chubb,
Speaker 2: it's going to be somebody like Jameis Winston.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, eaton, W's I'm at the guy. I mean,
Speaker 4: the football needs guys like Jameis Winston. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 4: so interesting his relationship. You see it with Rabel, You
Speaker 4: see the way he bounces around. People love Jameis Winston.
Speaker 4: You met him. I haven't had the opportunity to be
Speaker 4: in the same room as this individual. But it just
Speaker 4: like this guy is truly, genuinely exactly what you see
Speaker 4: on a day to day basis when you pop on
Speaker 4: the bird and are able to see him doing his speeches,
Speaker 4: everything that's really him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sources have told me. Sources have told me.
Speaker 4: Now you know how that's worked out for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna be yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm not. This isn't this isn't a knock on his play.
Speaker 2: But sources have told me that Stefanski doesn't mess with him.
Speaker 2: Really why, I'm not sure. I'm not sure why. It
Speaker 2: just to me that that would be surprising, because again,
Speaker 2: if you want some juice, like you just know players,
Speaker 2: whether they laugh with him, laugh at him, whatever it is,
Speaker 2: he brings some juice, brings it to a team, and
Speaker 2: he'll spin it like if they need some life, they
Speaker 2: need somebody who can throw the ball deep, somebody who's
Speaker 2: willing to just who's just willing to let it rip,
Speaker 2: whether or not he's gonna throw an interception or a touchdown.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like Jamis could be somebody that you know,
Speaker 2: you would hope turn some things around, because it is
Speaker 2: very bleak right now in Cleveland.
Speaker 4: I know in Cleveland, and it is probably i mean
Speaker 4: thirty thirty one or thirty two of the fan bases
Speaker 4: you wouldn't want to be a part of right now. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's one of those one fan base that was probably
Speaker 4: shitting themselves for a little bit. The Washington Commanders, we're
Speaker 4: shitting their pants when Jaden Daniels went down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, now what is.
Speaker 1: Rib?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He had he had a pretty uh he had
Speaker 2: a tackle. When I'm sitting there washing, I'm like, oh man,
Speaker 2: I'm surprised he didn't get a little banged up from
Speaker 2: that play. But come to find out he was. He
Speaker 2: was trying to run. He was trying to run later
Speaker 2: in that drive and w he just kind of went
Speaker 2: down and you're kind of thinking, oh, fuck, Like, hopefully
Speaker 2: he didn't do anything bad.
Speaker 4: Right, And ribs hurt. We've all had a rib before.
Speaker 4: We've all had a rib out of place, We've had cartilage.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you ever had a broken rib,
Speaker 4: not a broken one. Yeah, I haven't had I haven't
Speaker 4: had the luxury or the pleasure of having a broken
Speaker 4: rib in my entire life. But I have had that
Speaker 4: little when the cartilage is out, when it's like a
Speaker 4: bruised rib.
Speaker 2: Any cough, any laugh, quick sigh?
Speaker 4: You hear Mitch sigh four times an episode in these podcasts,
Speaker 4: All four times if you had a bruised rib, you're
Speaker 4: literally thinking yourself, God, might I might have to end
Speaker 4: it right here. I don't know if breathing is truly
Speaker 4: worth this pain. So hopefully he's gonna be all right.
Speaker 4: The reason why I brought up that injury, though, is
Speaker 4: a very familiar and beautiful face steps on the field,
Speaker 4: hiding as a number one A. But we truly know
Speaker 4: that that is number eight Marcus Mary Goda. Let's give
Speaker 4: a round of applause for the man coming in an
Speaker 4: absolute playing the game true fashion. Off the field too,
Speaker 4: got his ball cap on, is showing zero excitement about
Speaker 4: the poetry he just put on the field. Yeah, just
Speaker 4: absolutely crushed it. This is the guy, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4: If you everybody all of the world's always like, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: but this person's a bad role model. That person's a
Speaker 4: bad role model. Who are we gonna look up to?
Speaker 4: Who's who's the person. Marcus Mariota is a guy that
Speaker 4: is to truly a dude's dude and is a good
Speaker 4: human being. I know Man's getting he's getting gray, like
Speaker 4: Obama after the after a second term. They ever see that,
Speaker 4: that that back and forth the show before and then
Speaker 4: eight years after, he's getting the grays in their skins.
Speaker 4: Still looks great. Thought of seeing a lot of things.
Speaker 4: A lot of bullets been flying around that head.
Speaker 2: Look at this, Yeah, and then poor shout out the
Speaker 2: boy JP Finley Finlay.
Speaker 4: Who's that?
Speaker 2: Uh he's a reporter. He he's somebody who covers Washington.
Speaker 2: He starts off because Marcus starts off like he doesn't
Speaker 2: hit one. I think he starts off like, oh for
Speaker 2: three and JP like has a tweet. Obviously it turns
Speaker 2: around he has zero interceptions, two touchdowns, two hundred plus yards.
Speaker 2: Just a massive shout out to Marcus man. Washington is
Speaker 2: a team, bro, Washington is a ball club. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And you were saying their back end that's the issue,
Speaker 4: or the run defense the problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, defense is the issue. Defense. Uh there there that's
Speaker 2: gonna be the side of the ball that has to
Speaker 2: figure it out. They want to be true contenders in
Speaker 2: the playoffs. But man, offensively like they are rolling, bro,
Speaker 2: They're excited out there in the district. That city has
Speaker 2: just been begging needing a team, and they have one.
Speaker 2: And they have one. Obviously with with jayde and Daniels,
Speaker 2: I know he's gonna be all right. But even Marcus
Speaker 2: coming in, knowing that there was no let up, there
Speaker 2: was no foot off the gas, they were able to
Speaker 2: execute offensively, even with Marcus back there. Yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 2: what you want to see.
Speaker 4: Man, God, that fires me up so much. Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mariota is over three since coming in. He cannot
Speaker 2: be the answer. And when shout out JP, I love JP.
Speaker 2: Now I did.
Speaker 4: I did text Marcus. I'm more speaking to Jack in
Speaker 4: this sense. I texted Marcus last night congratulated him on
Speaker 4: his play and I said, I think it's time. I
Speaker 4: think it's time for you to come back.
Speaker 5: It is time if we need him more than ever.
Speaker 4: He put an exclamation point on the text.
Speaker 1: Did he really no?
Speaker 4: But he put he actually put a couple of haws.
Speaker 4: He put a couple in a much better situation out
Speaker 4: there and doing a job. Kingsbury's the guy for him right.
Speaker 5: Now, right and then you see all this stuff like
Speaker 5: Buck Rising, he's been doing a really good job of
Speaker 5: just being on point with journalism lately. But Trailing Burkes
Speaker 5: and AJ Brown. How many yards and Trailing has had
Speaker 5: since the AJ Brown trade and how many tds. I
Speaker 5: think it's one TD to AJ's twenty. And then also
Speaker 5: you have the Derek Henry situation, which was always gonna happen.
Speaker 5: Derek was with us for eight nine years. So but
Speaker 5: it's sad, you know, you see the Derek Henry's, the
Speaker 5: AJ Browns and Marks Marios of the world all having
Speaker 5: fun on Sundays.
Speaker 4: We're not having fun in Nashville. We're not having fun.
Speaker 4: We're not having a good time. Now, did you expect
Speaker 4: the Bills game to go the way it did? I mean,
Speaker 4: at one point ten to seven, right, boys are looking good.
Speaker 4: We're thinking, oh my god, I was gonna say, but
Speaker 4: to the see that game and being a ten zero
Speaker 4: or ten seven. Whenever I saw it, I was like,
Speaker 4: this is exactly what the titles are gonna do this game.
Speaker 5: They yeah, they're those kind of games where we win
Speaker 5: the ones we should not. And so there was kind
Speaker 5: of that little glimmer of hope in that first half
Speaker 5: or like maybe we we'll do it, and then the
Speaker 5: second half was the most just I think there was
Speaker 5: like fifteen total yards of offense through the first the
Speaker 5: third quarter and then like ten minutes into the fourth,
Speaker 5: so or maybe it's like five incent of the fourth,
Speaker 5: but regardless, fifteen yards of total offense brutal. And you
Speaker 5: can't playing in Buffalo no matter what time and day, primetime, noon,
Speaker 5: it's gonna be tough.
Speaker 4: And yeah, Titans got whooped.
Speaker 5: Just a good old fashioned whooping, and we look just
Speaker 5: we just kind of look sad.
Speaker 4: It's like boys are having a good time. Listen, being
Speaker 4: in a locker room like that. Have you been in
Speaker 4: locker room one in five?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Washington was pretty bad the first the very first year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you sit in those locker rooms where you just
Speaker 4: really can't find an answer because at first you start
Speaker 4: a couple loss to start rolling on you. You think
Speaker 4: to yourself, Okay, if we fix X, Y and Z,
Speaker 4: you kind of see you see the path for correction.
Speaker 4: When you're one in five and then you have fifteen
Speaker 4: yards of offense in the second half, and then you
Speaker 4: look around at the roster that this team has. You
Speaker 4: really think to yourself, what the fuck are we gonna do?
Speaker 4: Like what what is the answer? Because talent is not
Speaker 4: the problem, or at least it seems that way with
Speaker 4: the just just look at the offense. It's incredible. And
Speaker 4: then Jamal Adams he's asking for a trade. Guys are
Speaker 4: wanting to get out of there. You see Calvin Ridley,
Speaker 4: he's getting pissed off. Last week. DeAndre Hopkins is being like,
Speaker 4: we're just doing what we're told out here. These these
Speaker 4: are the types of things that are just like, holy shit, man,
Speaker 4: it is absolutely brutal.
Speaker 2: The locker room's not.
Speaker 6: Good at Like what week as a player on a
Speaker 6: bad team, are you are y'all like, all right, that's
Speaker 6: the year. Let's just try to not get hurt, let
Speaker 6: me get my money, and then let's get out of here.
Speaker 2: If you're like just seeing some of the like postgame
Speaker 2: press ors, like you see DeAndre talk, you see Calvin
Speaker 2: when he was speaking even last week talking about he
Speaker 2: wants more targets early and everything like that, shit, I
Speaker 2: need the ball early. It's now, it's around now weeks
Speaker 2: Like we think so, man, I think so. To me,
Speaker 2: it's like another team that's not that's not playing well
Speaker 2: that might not turn it around. Who knows. But you
Speaker 2: go out to the Jets, they made a trade with DeVante, like,
Speaker 2: you still have a quarterback, you still have receivers, you
Speaker 2: sell people. That's to missic to think like, Okay, we're
Speaker 2: gonna something's gonna something's gonna turn for us. You know,
Speaker 2: we just got to make a few plays the idea.
Speaker 2: It just does not feel that way with Tennessee. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I and the years, the year has been to the ground.
Speaker 2: It just does not sound like the locker room is
Speaker 2: doing that. You know. It just doesn't seem like the
Speaker 2: culture is gonna be sticky and staying together.
Speaker 4: It sounds like the locker room was more dysfunctional than
Speaker 4: ever I had the luxury when we went the two
Speaker 4: and fourteen, three and thirteen, a binged to young Buck,
Speaker 4: a rookie and then a second year guy. And at
Speaker 4: that point, bullets are still flying over and over. You're
Speaker 4: trying to make the name for yourself. So that never
Speaker 4: crossed my mind personally. I'll being like, let's pack it in,
Speaker 4: let's get ready to go to Cabo. But these guys
Speaker 4: that are paid, these guys that have spent a long
Speaker 4: time a week understanding that, Okay, I know I have
Speaker 4: less years ahead of me than I do behind me.
Speaker 4: I gotta go and win now. And if you're one
Speaker 4: in five, that's probably exactly where their minds are at.
Speaker 2: And if your ego is also telling you, you know,
Speaker 2: you're not the problem, you know what I.
Speaker 4: WHI, which is a horrible feeling.
Speaker 2: And it sounds like they didn't know Mason was gonna
Speaker 2: be the starting quarterback until late in the week, just based.
Speaker 5: On the now is it Saturday during the Tennessee Alabama game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But I want to say,
Speaker 2: like Hop was kind of confirming it when a reporter
Speaker 2: might have been Paul somebody asked him, like, when did
Speaker 2: you find out that Makeson was gonna be the starting quarterback?
Speaker 2: So again, it just it doesn't feel good. It really doesn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a that's such a tough situation to be in.
Speaker 4: And it's really like now, at this point in the season,
Speaker 4: if you're one in five, you go in the next
Speaker 4: game and you get injured.
Speaker 2: That's shit.
Speaker 4: The only way it can get worse. Now, you guys
Speaker 4: spend the whole off season rehabbing with that sour taste
Speaker 4: in your mouth.
Speaker 2: You're gonna see guys with like a grade one ankle
Speaker 2: and they're not You're not gonna see their face again. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because guys are gonna check out.
Speaker 6: I mean, if you're an older player, it's kind of
Speaker 6: like maybe I can play one more year.
Speaker 2: Right right, right right, You'll start seeing people make business decisions.
Speaker 2: And unfortunately, it's like that's like it's like the unfortunate
Speaker 2: nature of the beast Man. Because I'm not I'm not
Speaker 2: trying to say it like trying to make it sound
Speaker 2: like it's the locker room is really bad. Everybody's ready
Speaker 2: to quit. I'm just from experience, like Taylor was saying,
Speaker 2: like being a being a younger kind a guy that
Speaker 2: has never had the luxury of feeling like, you know,
Speaker 2: you have to earn it every week. Like I'm still playing.
Speaker 2: I'm still playing for next year, I'm playing for beyond.
Speaker 2: You're still gonna have those guys doing that. But these
Speaker 2: guys who are who are made men, who have the
Speaker 2: skill set of thinking ahead and being like, all right,
Speaker 2: it's not gonna happen for me this year. It might
Speaker 2: have the mentality of like let me save myself for
Speaker 2: next year. Like that is what happens. That's part of
Speaker 2: like the business of the game. And I feel like
Speaker 2: the Titans are in that situation because clearly Will they
Speaker 2: benched Will to go with Mason Rudolph.
Speaker 4: He had a back. Well, I saw there was like
Speaker 4: an injury report he had a back or a groin
Speaker 4: or something going on. But I don't know in this
Speaker 4: a very well could have been an insurance policy being like, hey,
Speaker 4: let's just see what we got in Mason. Maybe maybe
Speaker 4: the injury wasn't that bad. Now that's just all speculation. Shoulder,
Speaker 4: he had a shoulder going on. What you knew he
Speaker 4: was dealing with. That kind of takes away everything I
Speaker 4: just said, But yeah, go on onward.
Speaker 7: Well, I was gonna ask, like when you're Callahan, when
Speaker 7: you're coach Callahan right now and you're thinking.
Speaker 1: Fuck, what, like what do you have to do to
Speaker 1: keep a lot?
Speaker 4: Like how do you Just?
Speaker 2: I don't know, because I like Kelley and I think
Speaker 2: the staff that they have, like they have a bit
Speaker 2: of staff like that. This isn't a staff that should
Speaker 2: be like on the hot seat by any means. I
Speaker 2: just feel like they missed this year, right Like they haven't.
Speaker 2: They haven't found their answer a quarterback. It hasn't worked
Speaker 2: out well. Your skill players are obviously seem visibly like
Speaker 2: checked out, which is never the spot you want to
Speaker 2: be in when you need guys like that to play.
Speaker 2: But if those guys aren't believing in who's under center,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what you do. Like obviously,
Speaker 2: every week is like a new week, a different challenge.
Speaker 2: They have a tough schedule on the backside, don't they.
Speaker 7: That's stuff to play Houston Jacksonville, like we still have.
Speaker 1: We've only played one division.
Speaker 2: I want to say. Somebody's like you. Maybe you get
Speaker 2: one against the Patriots and then split with Jacksonville, But
Speaker 2: other than that, you're playing like a bunch of one
Speaker 2: lost teams. Like you just know the player in you.
Speaker 2: You look at all that stuff too, Like I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know, because in years past, when things were
Speaker 4: not going well, there was always a bid be like, okay,
Speaker 4: quarterbacks not playing well. What we need to do is
Speaker 4: rely on the run game, rely on Derrick Henry, a
Speaker 4: guy that we're gonna give the ball twenty thirty times
Speaker 4: a game and allow him to just bruise people up
Speaker 4: and then we'll find the passes where we can. I
Speaker 4: don't know what the answer is, because there's so much
Speaker 4: talent on that team. They across the board on the offense,
Speaker 4: you have a one of the probably more talented teams
Speaker 4: in all of the NFL. The issue is, you see
Speaker 4: the frustration with Ridley, you see the frustration with the Hopkins.
Speaker 4: You know that frustration a lot of ways is directed
Speaker 4: at the quarterback, not only in the locker room, but
Speaker 4: also in the public eye. It's just it's such a
Speaker 4: hard position to be in because those guys are these
Speaker 4: season vets with a lot of accolades that everyone knows
Speaker 4: is in that top tier of the NFL. And if
Speaker 4: those guys are kind of having that response publicly, you
Speaker 4: can only imagine what it's going to be like in
Speaker 4: the locker room, which is it's difficult to keep a
Speaker 4: locker room together when these kind of quotes are being
Speaker 4: brought out. And that's just hard.
Speaker 2: Man and one thing, one thing.
Speaker 1: You need.
Speaker 4: You need somebody to write the ship. You need, you
Speaker 4: need somebody to keep guys together. I don't know who
Speaker 4: that guy is in that locker.
Speaker 1: Room right now.
Speaker 2: It's like block it's blocking out all the noise Like
Speaker 2: one thing that Verbel always did a very good job
Speaker 2: of is even when you are feeling all this stuff
Speaker 2: and you're kind of feeling a little like, yo, what's
Speaker 2: gonna happen here? Vrabel is always somebody who painted the
Speaker 2: way you're going to win the game. Here's how we're
Speaker 2: gonna have to win. Like we're not good enough to
Speaker 2: just show up do this. We're gonna have to execute
Speaker 2: at these three things on both sides of the ball
Speaker 2: and paint that picture and obviously push all the confidence
Speaker 2: into whoever's gonna be under so under center, whether it's Will,
Speaker 2: whether it's Mason, and then you need to win on
Speaker 2: first down. You need to win, like get those wins
Speaker 2: early to have some momentum, and then from there you're
Speaker 2: just you're truly taking it one game at a time.
Speaker 1: Ye But.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah yeah. And I mean unless you're unless
Speaker 2: you're you know, like Jack fans and everybody else, people
Speaker 2: are gonna be looking to the draft and all that.
Speaker 2: But when you're in the locker room and you're inside
Speaker 2: of those four walls, like there's I don't think anybody's
Speaker 2: gonna be thinking about it, especially player you scraping together
Speaker 2: wins how you scraping together momentum to kind of turn
Speaker 2: it around, because again, at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: you're one and five, like you're not out of it, right,
Speaker 2: Like you gotta win out, you gotta do all those things.
Speaker 2: That seems like it's the farthest thing apart from all
Speaker 2: of it. It's truly just going one day at a
Speaker 2: time and try and doing your best to keep everybody together.
Speaker 2: And again, without any pulse being inside of there, I
Speaker 2: just don't know where everybody is. That's just my sense
Speaker 2: on observing all the postgame pressers, all the all the
Speaker 2: conversations around the Titans right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think as a player and well you
Speaker 4: can come up to this too. I don't remember ever
Speaker 4: looking and being like I can't wait for the draft.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was never never about that.
Speaker 4: You're still you're one in, one in five right now,
Speaker 4: You're not even at the halfway point of the season,
Speaker 4: and so there is so much ball in front of
Speaker 4: you where it truly if it, if it does become
Speaker 4: a self preservation game. Now, it's like a lot of
Speaker 4: guys just start playing for the number of the name
Speaker 4: on the back of the jersey and say the front
Speaker 4: of the jersey, and it's like, let me just show
Speaker 4: out and let's say I have one more year in
Speaker 4: my concert. Let's say I want to get out of
Speaker 4: here after this season and have that conversation. Well, let's
Speaker 4: go put good film on there. That's the kind of
Speaker 4: way you got to spin it in your head as
Speaker 4: a player. If you're one of those guys that are
Speaker 4: your eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, and you know that
Speaker 4: most of the ball is behind you as opposed to
Speaker 4: in front of you, you really just want to show
Speaker 4: that you still got it and that when people put
Speaker 4: the film on, these other thirty one teams with the
Speaker 4: film on, they're like, well, we know that this person's
Speaker 4: not the issue. Because to look at the draft, like,
Speaker 4: I mean, dude, aside from like AJ Brown, a Moni hooker,
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Simmons, like a hand there's a handful of guys
Speaker 4: like I never sat there and was like, oh, this
Speaker 4: rookie is going to be the answer to our questions.
Speaker 4: A lot of Now you look at the Rams, what
Speaker 4: they did in the past when they won a Super Bowl,
Speaker 4: when they were just like getting rid of all their
Speaker 4: draft currency and going to get guys that they have
Speaker 4: shown they can play in the league. That's when you
Speaker 4: can get a little more excited. But the unfortunate thing
Speaker 4: here with the Titans is they went and got guys
Speaker 4: that have shown they can play in this league. They
Speaker 4: have a bunch of players that should they complain in
Speaker 4: this league they had. I believe I saw something said
Speaker 4: that the number one pass defense and all of the
Speaker 4: NFL defense is solid, Like, you've got a good ball
Speaker 4: club as far as talent on the roster, and we don't. Well,
Speaker 4: And I don't have the luxury of being in Callahan's
Speaker 4: meetings and seeing what he's talking about, but I would
Speaker 4: I think I would be a very disappointing. Look if
Speaker 4: we started saying, hey, BC should be on the on
Speaker 4: the chopping block six games into is his head coaching
Speaker 4: tenure here at the Tennessee Titians, that that that'd be ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Now we get into next year and we're having the
Speaker 4: same results. Unfortunately, that's just the way this game goes.
Speaker 4: We like him, we like ran, but like, by no
Speaker 4: means should We'll be like ringing the bell till they
Speaker 4: get a new head coach. And to think like, you know,
Speaker 4: a top five pick is going to fix all our
Speaker 4: problems next year is a pretty wild accusation to make,
Speaker 4: especially at quarterback Jane Daniels. He's he's having a hell
Speaker 4: of a rookie season. However, it's that's a very rare
Speaker 4: thing to see out of rookies. So it's a it's
Speaker 4: a mess. Here's a need, A broom is a mess.
Speaker 7: There's like a week until the trade deadline too.
Speaker 2: Do you like, how heavy do you think about that?
Speaker 4: I never thought of mine.
Speaker 2: I'm not like as a player personally, but like front.
Speaker 7: Office, like do you you know, are you like all right,
Speaker 7: do we kind of use the talent we have to
Speaker 7: maybe go get something or you just kind of like
Speaker 7: we're sticking this one out and kind.
Speaker 4: Of again I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think issue we also don't have. But again,
Speaker 2: if say you're sitting say you're say you're sitting in
Speaker 2: like the coaching staff or the front office, like again,
Speaker 2: you have talent, Like again, it is this could be
Speaker 2: so much of an overreaction that hey, Will or Mason
Speaker 2: could get this thing going. You want guys who are
Speaker 2: going to buy in for this last part of the season.
Speaker 2: You might think of shopping these guys who are disgruntled, unhappy,
Speaker 2: seemed a little checked out, even though they're talented. It's like,
Speaker 2: if you're going to put anything together, maybe you look
Speaker 2: at you know, seeing what phone calls are out there
Speaker 2: to shop somebody like a Hop. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you shop like a Calvin. Again, it's just it all
Speaker 2: depends on what their feel is.
Speaker 4: He just gave hot ninety five million dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, yeah, he comes.
Speaker 4: With a lot of different issues as well. I don't know, man,
Speaker 4: Like I said, like, the names that are on your
Speaker 4: roster are not the problem. The talent that's on your
Speaker 4: roster is not the issue. I don't know what the
Speaker 4: problem is now getting eleven guys to play, But if
Speaker 4: you have a good.
Speaker 2: Game plan and the talent is not buying into what
Speaker 2: the game plan is, like that is a problem. Right.
Speaker 2: You could say, like you play for the name on
Speaker 2: your back, Like ultimately, if I'm somebody and I play
Speaker 2: for the name on my back, no matter what, however
Speaker 2: you see it, if you're going to accept whatever accountability
Speaker 2: is out there and be optimistic of how your play's
Speaker 2: going to be, you got to buy into what the
Speaker 2: game plan is being painted for you, and you got
Speaker 2: to live into the game plan. You got to do
Speaker 2: all the preparation possible. And no matter what, even if
Speaker 2: you feel like you're playing for the name on your back,
Speaker 2: you still have to sacrifice and play for everybody else
Speaker 2: because you're not going to be successful unless you're trying
Speaker 2: to play for the guy next to you, right, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? So I think it truly just depends.
Speaker 2: I just I don't know. I don't know what the
Speaker 2: answer is. I don't know what's I don't know the vibes.
Speaker 2: I can understand it a little bit just based on observing.
Speaker 2: It just doesn't seem like it's good. It's great vibes
Speaker 2: right now. And everybody's got a talent. Everybody has talent
Speaker 2: on their roster. It's about who can galvanize, who can
Speaker 2: keep everybody block out the noise, focus on Hey, here's
Speaker 2: where your accountability is. Here's where my accountability is, Here's
Speaker 2: where everybody's accountability is. If we understand that, realize we
Speaker 2: are guys, the problem is in this building, but we
Speaker 2: also have the answer in this building. And if we
Speaker 2: don't feel like we have the answer in this building,
Speaker 2: that's where you start to see if you can get
Speaker 2: creative and see if you can work something before the
Speaker 2: trade deadline to have a little bit of life to
Speaker 2: go into this back half of the season.
Speaker 4: You know what's probably happening right now. That's always very
Speaker 4: difficult to view as a player during the season, player
Speaker 4: led meetings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you'd almost like to see something come out
Speaker 2: that there was a player that there was a player meeting.
Speaker 7: But it's who is it that's stepped up and saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they almost have to be big Jeff, somebody from
Speaker 2: that defensive side.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I just that's tough.
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Speaker 6: Ever would hold the meeting who Russell Wilson.
Speaker 2: Hey, he played well, he played well, started shaky, but
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you expect from a guy who
Speaker 2: had you know, who's based, who's essentially taken a year
Speaker 2: off from football, and especially going into that situation, the
Speaker 2: expectation of the pressure is at its highest because you
Speaker 2: benched somebody like Justin Fields who was for and two.
Speaker 2: So a lot of that moment last night was riding
Speaker 2: on how Russell Wilson's gonna do, Like did he look
Speaker 2: clean and look great? And the future is gonna be
Speaker 2: bright for Pittsburgh, Like, no, you can't say that. But
Speaker 2: also I don't think you can expect him not to
Speaker 2: look a little russy coming out there. But I do
Speaker 2: think moving the ball the way that defense plays, man,
Speaker 2: obviously you can lean on that defense and win. It's
Speaker 2: like that one like one of the highest he has
Speaker 2: special teams, that massive field goal block. Yeah, guys just
Speaker 2: being excited like it is one of the highest paid
Speaker 2: defenses in the league. They do play like it like
Speaker 2: Russell could. He's somebody who when you're watching him play
Speaker 2: that game, he takes deep shots, he gives receivers the
Speaker 2: opportunity to make plays, pickings, seems like he's like in
Speaker 2: and out because he knows he's getting the ball his
Speaker 2: way well, wild personality, wild personality. Seeing him and saus
Speaker 2: Gardner go at it was so much fun to watch
Speaker 2: because both elite guys within their craft, and it does
Speaker 2: seem like Russ is somebody who can get in there,
Speaker 2: who's gonna take deep shots, who's not who is willing
Speaker 2: to throw the ball around. But you can't expect him
Speaker 2: to look completely clean in that first game, based on
Speaker 2: him taking a year off and also knowing the pressure
Speaker 2: was that it's absolute highest on him going into that game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and being a Steelers fan, like we obviously talked
Speaker 4: about the not having fun as a Titans fan, Steelers man,
Speaker 4: they have all. Mike Tomlin is the king of culture.
Speaker 4: He's the king of sustaining and keeping culture alive in
Speaker 4: a building and having a guy like Russ, who if
Speaker 4: you're a Steelers fan right now listening to this podcast,
Speaker 4: you know that's not the long term answer for your team.
Speaker 4: But for them to put him in there and have
Speaker 4: the success they did on all three phases, that's the
Speaker 4: kind of shit that makes Mike Tomlin who he is, right.
Speaker 2: Because it was a risk, like if he doesn't play
Speaker 2: well and they lose that game, like everybody's calling for
Speaker 2: Justin Peals to get back, like you're just in a
Speaker 2: tough spa.
Speaker 4: You're fifteen fifteen, And then all of a sudden that
Speaker 4: they crushed the second half, Like that's.
Speaker 2: The kind of the fans were kind of like, did
Speaker 2: he make the wrong decision? AUP, you heard some booze? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you heard some booze. Yeah. To wurd Justin would probably
Speaker 2: get you out of that situation because they both kind
Speaker 2: of do something more things, but Justin's better at running yet. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But then it sound like they just quickly were like,
Speaker 2: all right, let russko let Russ, let him cook bring
Speaker 2: back the subway sandwich.
Speaker 6: I think with their culture too, And they asked Justin
Speaker 6: Fields during the week He's like, if I played good enough,
Speaker 6: I would be starting.
Speaker 1: I haven't played good enough.
Speaker 2: I love the way Justin Fiels handled that interview because
Speaker 2: he's been on I want to say when he was
Speaker 2: on the Bears, he said something that seemed like he
Speaker 2: was kind of passing blame, but immediately he was trying
Speaker 2: to say like he wasn't trying to do that, And
Speaker 2: it does it's not. From what I've heard too, Justin
Speaker 2: Fields is a is one of those. He's got a
Speaker 2: very sturdy mentality. He's somebody who's all in. He's for
Speaker 2: the boys. And to your point, JP like the way
Speaker 2: he was, like, look, if I was a clear cut starter,
Speaker 2: I would be the guy. But I don't feel like
Speaker 2: I've played well enough to be that guy like he.
Speaker 2: I love the way he handled that interview. And those
Speaker 2: are the guys you need. And you hope his head
Speaker 2: doesn't go into the tatementally just because hey, bro, it's
Speaker 2: a long season. We're gonna need you again at some point,
Speaker 2: and you never know how it's gonna shake. Russ could
Speaker 2: have an off game, Russ could get hurt, Like anything
Speaker 2: can happen to where if it does shake your way,
Speaker 2: you're honestly in a little bit of a win win
Speaker 2: situation because you are proven to be foreign to You're
Speaker 2: taking all the accountability your way, Like, look, I didn't
Speaker 2: play well enough, and all you got to do now
Speaker 2: is just be as good of a glue locker room
Speaker 2: guy as you can be, because if it does shake
Speaker 2: and it comes back your way, it's ultimately gonna work
Speaker 2: out for you. In the end, and you do have
Speaker 2: film out there of you being a foreign two quarterback
Speaker 2: and leading kind of leading the Steelers before Russ came in.
Speaker 4: Dude, that is a great point when you were put
Speaker 4: on the bench to become a glue guy, to sit
Speaker 4: in the locker room and just be as positive vibes
Speaker 4: as you can you can because the relationships that you're
Speaker 4: continuing to build, because when your name is eventually called again,
Speaker 4: people are going to want your success and they're gonna
Speaker 4: be rooting for you in your own team. Right, but
Speaker 4: if you become one of those guys that are bitching
Speaker 4: and complaining, like hey, I would have made that throw
Speaker 4: instead of us all but you.
Speaker 2: And again in his like in his shoes, those things
Speaker 2: could be justified if he was kind of being that guy,
Speaker 2: like bitter and upset about them and everything else, like
Speaker 2: he could easily take that easy way out. But you're right,
Speaker 2: like if the when, if, when the moment does come
Speaker 2: frohim to go back in, people are gonna remember how
Speaker 2: you handled yourself. You're you're obviously remembering how you handled yourself.
Speaker 2: You're prepared for this next opportunity, and you're not like,
Speaker 2: I don't know I love it. I love everything Justin
Speaker 2: was about last week. It's the full.
Speaker 6: Whatever happens in your life is your fault. Yes, you're successful,
Speaker 6: it's your fault. If you do bad, it's your fault. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he seems like he has the right answer to it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's fucking somebody another team would want to maybe
Speaker 7: go get in the trade.
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, Yeah, you guys who are hurting a quarterback
Speaker 2: who might need a spark that could be.
Speaker 4: I don't think the Steelers are walking away from him though,
Speaker 4: No they're not. They're not.
Speaker 2: You'd have to give a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably you probably would. And yeah, I just don't see.
Speaker 4: But my thought is if he was gonna go into
Speaker 4: free agency next year or something like that, like there's
Speaker 4: gonna be plenty of teams calling to get a guy
Speaker 4: like that, especially when you're able to see those kinds
Speaker 4: of press conferences. I love the quote of like it's
Speaker 4: your fault, whether successful or you failure, like that is
Speaker 4: that's awesome.
Speaker 2: And to like it's valuable to have a quality backup
Speaker 2: quarterback like that. Ain't you're not just because you have
Speaker 2: a backup quarterback who can play. It's not like you're
Speaker 2: not immediately looking to deal him like it's it's positive.
Speaker 2: It's a good thing to have a guy like that
Speaker 2: on your roster, Marcus. But dude, I love the way
Speaker 2: he handled all of last week. Truly a beast because again,
Speaker 2: like I can think of back on a situation where
Speaker 2: I was very bitter that I didn't get the opportunity
Speaker 2: to play at one point in my career in Washington.
Speaker 2: I want to say it might have been like my
Speaker 2: last It was like in my last year before I
Speaker 2: came to Tennessee, and I was mad and upset, like
Speaker 2: they the starter. I was the backup middle linebacker. The
Speaker 2: starter went out and got a shoulder surgery. I thought
Speaker 2: I was going to be the guy the next week
Speaker 2: going in and they split our reps and my reps
Speaker 2: was on bass. His reps are on nickel. And in
Speaker 2: this league now you play more being a nickel linebacker
Speaker 2: than you do in bass, like your plays are few
Speaker 2: and far in between. And we had Dallas coming in
Speaker 2: and I was a legitimate pissed off and very bitter
Speaker 2: and just being a bitch about the entire thing for
Speaker 2: a moment, and you sit there and you realize, like,
Speaker 2: no matter what, I have to be ready for every
Speaker 2: snap that I get on base, whether it's two snaps,
Speaker 2: whether it's eight snaps, whether it's ten snaps, because no
Speaker 2: matter what, when I go out there, if I don't
Speaker 2: play well, I'm just proving them right. I'm proving everybody
Speaker 2: else right in the entire situation. But if I just
Speaker 2: stick to whatever my role is, play well, Like at
Speaker 2: least I know I poured everything into it, and I
Speaker 2: know I'm not just taking the easy way out of
Speaker 2: just bitching and complaining, because again, you go out and
Speaker 2: you play poorly, and I'm just you know, if my
Speaker 2: mentality is like, yeah, well I didn't get the opportunity,
Speaker 2: I didn't get a shot. Well, no matter what, you
Speaker 2: had some snaps to go out there and play, like
Speaker 2: did you play well or not? If you didn't and
Speaker 2: you're bitching about it, you're just proving everybody else that, like, hey,
Speaker 2: we made the right call. Like your mentality and everything else,
Speaker 2: is it built to handle something like that. So it is.
Speaker 2: That's why I love the way Justin has handled all
Speaker 2: that stuff, because again, the team's gonna need him at
Speaker 2: some point this season.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a common theme level of sports, high school,
Speaker 4: college or NFL you always find the guys that want
Speaker 4: to bitch you complain that are not playing, and then
Speaker 4: nine times out of ten, when they get that opportunity,
Speaker 4: they go in and they ship the bed. Even as
Speaker 4: a guy that would listen to them bitch and complain,
Speaker 4: you think to yourself, well there's your answer right there.
Speaker 4: But then they want to come back and give you
Speaker 4: the same fucking reason why this shit didn't work out
Speaker 4: for him, right, which is fucking It's like.
Speaker 2: If I'm bitching you and you're thinking, yeah, you should.
Speaker 4: Be the guy out there, and.
Speaker 2: You see me go out there and play poorly, it's like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: like even the ops you are getting, you're not taking
Speaker 2: advantage of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like then to take it, take it a
Speaker 4: step further. Those guys that bitch and complain about not playing,
Speaker 4: once they do go play and they don't have the success,
Speaker 4: their first reaction is to go and bitch and complain.
Speaker 4: If you would have had X, Y and Z, I
Speaker 4: would have made that play. It's like, obviously you were
Speaker 4: your own problem.
Speaker 2: Yea, you are your it's still loser mentality excuses over
Speaker 2: we jb saying everything's your fault, accountability and have an optimism.
Speaker 2: Whatever your role is, you want to do it to
Speaker 2: the best of your reality.
Speaker 4: What's what's funny is listening to you talk about your
Speaker 4: you know, those first few years at Washington and being like,
Speaker 4: everything's your opportunity. I'd make the most out of it.
Speaker 4: And then thinking back to twenty twenty when we played
Speaker 4: the Broncos, you're going with Sean and be like, please,
Speaker 4: for the love of God, play every snap because I
Speaker 4: am not ready to play the stage ten days before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, motherfucker, you guys got first Yeah, first series
Speaker 2: where Shot throws a punch.
Speaker 4: I remember literally seeing Will like, I don't know what
Speaker 4: was that, like the second or third quarter, and You're
Speaker 4: just like you looked like a dead man, just so
Speaker 4: out of your mind because it's hard, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the COVID, the first COVID when there's no juice there. Oh, literally,
Speaker 2: hell dude.
Speaker 4: And taking any break from football is the worst. I mean,
Speaker 4: guys who are able to, you know, essentially manipulate the
Speaker 4: system like you did so well as we would like
Speaker 4: kind of take camp off for a little bit and
Speaker 4: then go. That is a true art form because literally,
Speaker 4: my wife and I last night were actually talking when
Speaker 4: I was texting with Marcus and she's like, what if
Speaker 4: you and Marcus just went back, She's like, how long?
Speaker 4: How long do you think you like you could get
Speaker 4: like ready to go. I was like, dude, first off,
Speaker 4: let's take the knee out of it. Just I literally
Speaker 4: think to myself, three four months of me, like I
Speaker 4: can get my technique back, I'd feel pretty good about it.
Speaker 4: And then I really thought about more, was like, there's
Speaker 4: not a fucking chance in hell I could go back
Speaker 4: to that and be nearly successful or probably even play.
Speaker 4: Probably I probably would not make the team right now,
Speaker 4: because once you get even a little bit removed and
Speaker 4: you get that callous of the of camp and everything,
Speaker 4: you kind of like you just you can just feel
Speaker 4: it a little bit more. But man, any sort of break,
Speaker 4: any sort of time, that's what I think is impressive.
Speaker 4: You were able to do that.
Speaker 2: Oh, I appreciate that we are still ten. There are
Speaker 2: a lot of people out there, A lot of people
Speaker 2: are clamoring huh. I keep trying to tell you on
Speaker 2: my guys, I appreciate it. It's it's it's done. So
Speaker 2: I want to say. Kurk Bankirk posted a video You're
Speaker 2: making the Yeah making this tackle hung over, old buddy.
Speaker 2: Was it Josh Allen in Jacksonville? Just a brutal angle? No,
Speaker 2: he looks about like how I would look if I
Speaker 2: was out there that the I would just go the
Speaker 2: extra step and probably tear an a c L. But
Speaker 2: it was Did you see it? No? I did? Oh, bro,
Speaker 2: it was a bad angle by this. Uh I think
Speaker 2: it was. I think he was Josh Allen forty one right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, bro, it was brutal Josh on the d
Speaker 4: N for Jacksonville.
Speaker 2: Yeah, running out to us making a sideline tackle and
Speaker 2: just kind of breaks down and like is slowly turning
Speaker 2: as the guy makes a cut inside it at.
Speaker 1: Least left his feet, Yeah, at least at.
Speaker 2: Least stopping like dive and dive off the diving board. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's literally like turning with the angle.
Speaker 4: What world are you living in if people who are watching,
Speaker 4: who truly think your ten might still actually be alive?
Speaker 4: How many snaps do you think you could actually play
Speaker 4: right now?
Speaker 2: One for real?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What are you saying? Like if I were to play
Speaker 2: this weekend?
Speaker 4: No, this weekend, you know what I mean, It's not happening.
Speaker 4: If you had three months to train legit, Hey will
Speaker 4: we need you?
Speaker 2: Well, if I had three months of train I could
Speaker 2: play special teams all game, all game, all game. Think
Speaker 2: about it, think about the kickoff rule.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, that's that's way.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, covering each getting
Speaker 2: in somebody's way on the block, and then pump protection
Speaker 2: is just protecting. Then get out and cover. Like I'm
Speaker 2: probably sprinting four to eight times that game. If I
Speaker 2: have three four months of training, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 4: Special teams all game about defense.
Speaker 2: No defense, that's a different animal, and not not even
Speaker 2: from the body standpoint of just like fully diving in
Speaker 2: like having the mentality of preparing all week long, every
Speaker 2: little detail like I just I wouldn't be the guy
Speaker 2: you truly are. Yeah, yeah, I'd be out there guessing.
Speaker 7: You think you're breaking down with your mirror gibbs coming
Speaker 7: at you.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's that's the thing. Like my feet,
Speaker 2: the way my feet will feel after I run, my
Speaker 2: ankles and stuff like that, Like you were talking about
Speaker 2: the callous and you get like in training camp and
Speaker 2: everything else. Like I mean, I would be on a
Speaker 2: I would be hurt if I play defense. I would
Speaker 2: truly be hurt within the first quarter.
Speaker 4: Dog even the small, like the small things that happen,
Speaker 4: Like when you start camp, you have these loose jerseys on,
Speaker 4: and after one practice, the rubbing on your neck and
Speaker 4: for like the next four or five.
Speaker 2: Days just your neck being sore from wearing a helmet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your neck is literally sort for wearing helmet. You
Speaker 4: have like a rash on your neck for like a week,
Speaker 4: and that takes a week to get over. Yeah, Like
Speaker 4: just the thought of that pain it sounds. I was
Speaker 4: so fucking miserable.
Speaker 2: I'd be on every offensive lineman Tilight film if I
Speaker 2: I can't. I truly can't even imagine playing defense anymore.
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine. I mean, we'll see these guys
Speaker 2: hit now, even at college games. I and I've gotten
Speaker 2: to the points where I'm like, I can't even believe
Speaker 2: I was out there doing it because it hurt, Like
Speaker 2: it hurts my body.
Speaker 4: In December, when we were at the Barstool Bowl game
Speaker 4: Wyoming versus Toledo, and I'm watching the Wyoming offensive lineman
Speaker 4: warm up and I'm thinking to myself that shit's gotta
Speaker 4: hurt so bad.
Speaker 2: She's getting your hands put on.
Speaker 1: Just did you hear it?
Speaker 4: Like, my fucking I'm brittle, dude. There's not a ch
Speaker 4: not a chance. JPF cut you off.
Speaker 6: One month ago, Will literally tweeted, OMG, it's so hot outside.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, but it's October now, it's a favorable weather.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're it's true. But yeah, bro, as hot as
Speaker 2: it was, I feel so bad for guys that are
Speaker 2: in training camp.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, ogg omg, it's so hot outside right now.
Speaker 4: It used to be nothing, man, used to be nothing,
Speaker 4: just on this couch, just staring at that phone. Let's uh, man,
Speaker 4: let's rip the bandate off.
Speaker 2: Yeah what is this?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: That was me on the honeymoon, right, yeah, I'm in
Speaker 2: my honeymoon. Yeah.
Speaker 4: What are we doing there?
Speaker 2: Just showing how my tans getting rolling?
Speaker 4: Anything to show them cheeks off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you see that bubble back there? You
Speaker 2: see that bubble back there?
Speaker 4: They work and that is a wild photo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, that was you know, my contact you're making
Speaker 2: the jp and I were driving down to Atlanta. That's
Speaker 2: when your team was still alive.
Speaker 1: But I take that photo?
Speaker 2: That did I take that photo?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Yeah? College football?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in hell.
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Speaker 2: Uh, look, one thing I'm not gonna do. And I
Speaker 2: was talking to actually, I was talking to Sherman about
Speaker 2: this last week. It is so fucking easy to hit
Speaker 2: the panic button and call for people, says, because that
Speaker 2: is what I feel like some Husker fans are doing.
Speaker 2: They're so insanely pissed off. And here's the empathy, the
Speaker 2: only empathy I kind of have with them, because it's
Speaker 2: the last two decades, the last twenty years, when there's
Speaker 2: a moment to where we have a chance to get
Speaker 2: over the hump, whether we're a ranked team, whether we're
Speaker 2: have a winning season going on, whether we're losing and
Speaker 2: have an opportunity like Nebraska did. We do have this
Speaker 2: style about us to where we have an embarrassing loss.
Speaker 2: So I do empathize with that part. But as far
Speaker 2: as compartmentalizing and speaking on just this season and just
Speaker 2: this game, yes, you do not want to lose fifty
Speaker 2: six to seven. But I swear to God and I'm
Speaker 2: going to start grinning, but I believe it to my core.
Speaker 2: This fifty six to seven score is way worse than
Speaker 2: what the film shows. We did not play well, We
Speaker 2: did not make any we did not make the plays
Speaker 2: we needed to make. But we went on long drives.
Speaker 2: We went on three ten plus drives where we only
Speaker 2: came away total with seven points. The run defense was
Speaker 2: It was disappointing to watch because they are a defense
Speaker 2: who holds themselves to a very high standard and they usually,
Speaker 2: for the most part, play well. But their gap integrity
Speaker 2: was off. They were the Indiana and by the way,
Speaker 2: shout out the Indiana football team. They played better than this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they were Signetti has those boys rolling. They whooped our
Speaker 2: fucking ass. But if I'm just talking about the Huskers,
Speaker 2: if I'm just talking about Husker football, that ass whooping,
Speaker 2: I swear to God, is not as bad as how
Speaker 2: the score looks. We just didn't finish drives. Dylan had
Speaker 2: a couple picks that sucked. But we have a quarterback.
Speaker 2: We can listen, we can run the football, we can
Speaker 2: do all the different things. All we got Burt.
Speaker 4: Here, Hang on, Bert, hold on, Burt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm with you.
Speaker 4: Let's wait, let's knock it this is let's let's knock
Speaker 4: this out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have optimism. I said it about the Titans.
Speaker 2: The problem is in that building. We also have the answer.
Speaker 2: In that building. We have the players, we have the
Speaker 2: coaching staff, We have the guys to get this thing right,
Speaker 2: get this thing going. It sucks that we played as
Speaker 2: bad as we did, but I'm telling you, I'm telling
Speaker 2: you we were driving the ball. We didn't get off
Speaker 2: the field when we needed to. You know, when they
Speaker 2: go up, I want to say seven to oh or
Speaker 2: maybe fourteen oh, we have a solid drive. It ends
Speaker 2: we're going forward on fourth down, we would have the
Speaker 2: we would have got the conversion. We fumbled the ball
Speaker 2: and give it back to him.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Coming out of the third quarter, we put together a
Speaker 2: fourteen to fifteen play drive. Dylan ends up throwing it
Speaker 2: right behind the tight end. Safety makes an incredible play
Speaker 2: coming across the field and ends up picking it off,
Speaker 2: almost takes it back for a pick six. So we
Speaker 2: just we put ourselves in bad situations. Then the next
Speaker 2: time we come out, we have another interception where we
Speaker 2: don't pick up protection. Dylan tries to make he wants
Speaker 2: to try and make a play, ends up thrown it
Speaker 2: to the other team. You just have a bad play.
Speaker 2: But I'm telling you we were putting drives together. We
Speaker 2: did a very poor job blocking on the perimeter where
Speaker 2: plays are there, calls were calls were made, where we
Speaker 2: are in position to make the play. We just don't
Speaker 2: make the play. So it's it's cleaning up how we're
Speaker 2: blocking on the perimeter. It's being gaps sound in the
Speaker 2: run defense. We knew we'd have a problem with Indiana.
Speaker 2: They're a very good offense. They can move the football.
Speaker 2: We did have sticky coverage and the quarterbacks, both quarterbacks
Speaker 2: were just making plays and the receivers were making plays.
Speaker 2: That just what sometimes that that is the way the
Speaker 2: game goes. We had a very bad game. We did
Speaker 2: not show up ready to play. I know rules talked
Speaker 2: about he's taking all the accountability in the world. He's embarrassed,
Speaker 2: he hates it. But I'm telling you this isn't We
Speaker 2: are not dead. We're not dead. Fucking put the cheese out,
Speaker 2: set the traps. We can go into a hot state.
Speaker 2: We can win this game. We can win the like.
Speaker 2: I say that because I know everybody else is gonna
Speaker 2: laugh at it, But I swear to God. I swear
Speaker 2: to God that score was not we are not on
Speaker 2: life support. We're not on life so no one's laughing
Speaker 2: at that because I know. But everybody like you do
Speaker 2: the thing where I come out. I'm like, we're gonna
Speaker 2: beat their ass. Take your bread and port clone and
Speaker 2: shove it up your ass because the Huskers are coming.
Speaker 2: Everybody's coming after me. I got players DM in me,
Speaker 2: I got fans from Indiana DM and me. I got
Speaker 2: Buck Rising texted me, I know how this shit looks
Speaker 2: because I'm the most optimistic Huskers fan. But I swear
Speaker 2: I only got to watch one quarter because we were
Speaker 2: out our meet and greet out of Tennessee. We didn't
Speaker 2: get to watch the last three quarters of the user game.
Speaker 2: I watched it yesterday on Sunday. I watched the entire game.
Speaker 2: I'm stopping, I'm rewinding, I'm going to it. I'm looking
Speaker 2: at the gap sound, I'm looking at the play calls
Speaker 2: we have going. We're driving on offense. We just make
Speaker 2: we made. We didn't execute when we needed to execute.
Speaker 2: And I swear the way the game went, that game
Speaker 2: couldn't wouldn't have been as bad as it was. But
Speaker 2: you listen to rule didn't want to keep going out there.
Speaker 2: They wanted to still fire, they wanted to still throw
Speaker 2: the ball, they wanted to still try and make it
Speaker 2: come back, and it just didn't work out that way.
Speaker 2: It didn't work out that way.
Speaker 4: You get towards the end of the game, these are
Speaker 4: pressing little too hard. Things just don't go.
Speaker 2: You're right, people are saying that we laid down, we quit.
Speaker 2: That didn't fucking happen. That did not fucking happen.
Speaker 4: No, no, no one. The people that are saying that are
Speaker 4: delusional Husker fans. If Husker fans are over there calling
Speaker 4: for ruleshead and calling for the other personnel to get
Speaker 4: the fuck out of there, they are the wrong Husker
Speaker 4: fans right now to be in that seat they are now.
Speaker 4: Everybody has bad games. Nebraska corn Husters is a good
Speaker 4: fucking ball club, all right now. Indiana is a lot
Speaker 4: better than we all expected. We knew going to that
Speaker 4: game that Indiana was awesome. They have a whole bunch
Speaker 4: of transfers that came from SCC schools ACC schools to
Speaker 4: the conference formerly known as the PAC twelve schools. They
Speaker 4: have had a lot of guys in Spagnetti is that
Speaker 4: his name? Signetti? Has done an amazing job in the
Speaker 4: transfer portal, not looking at names, but looking at productivity.
Speaker 4: He has done an awesome job of turning that program around.
Speaker 4: The corn Husters had a bad day. It is, it
Speaker 4: is what it is. But if you're a Huskers fan
Speaker 4: and you are now waving the white flag halfway through
Speaker 4: the season, well then the shame should be on you,
Speaker 4: because that's a good ball club over there in Lincoln, Nebraska,
Speaker 4: and they got an opportunity against the Ohio State buck guys.
Speaker 4: Ohio State had a devastating loss, and you in Oregon
Speaker 4: and we could go have a whole bye week to
Speaker 4: live and feel that whole time. Two things can happen
Speaker 4: out of that. You can now go and think, Okay,
Speaker 4: we're gonna we're gonna, you know, go scorched earth on everybody,
Speaker 4: or doubt starts to creep in a little bit. Now,
Speaker 4: the twelve thirteen million dollars you spent an nil, that
Speaker 4: money's fill a whole lot better than the actual culture.
Speaker 4: I'm saying it's a coin flip fifty to fifty between
Speaker 4: the brassic Cornhuskers and the hostate Buckeyes this coming weekend.
Speaker 2: And if you are one of those Husker fans.
Speaker 4: Fuck you, fuck you.
Speaker 2: I told Cherman, what did I tell you last week?
Speaker 2: The way you were talking about Baylor? I'm like, no, bro,
Speaker 2: you don't get it. It is so goddamn easy to
Speaker 2: lose your shit, start pointing the finger, doing everything else
Speaker 2: other than be like, hey, we're in the fucking trenches
Speaker 2: right now. We're low right now, but there's no time
Speaker 2: to bleed because we're going to Ohio State and we
Speaker 2: got to muster something together. The problem is here, the
Speaker 2: answer is in here. I swear to God right and
Speaker 2: fuck those Husker fans.
Speaker 4: Not all you guys know.
Speaker 2: You guys know I don't feel that way. You guys
Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: Also, could you please clip Will saying fuck you Husker fans,
Speaker 4: just for my own person and socials. Thank you. Now, Michigan,
Speaker 4: we got a lot of problems, boys, we got some
Speaker 4: issues going on here.
Speaker 2: We ain't in this situation.
Speaker 4: Okay, we get so much, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2: We we got we got a quarterback.
Speaker 4: Yeah, listen here here here's the issue. The self inflicted
Speaker 4: wounds of the wolverines is as apparent as ever. Tuttle
Speaker 4: gave us a little bit of life in the Washington game,
Speaker 4: but ended up having a bunch of turnovers and those
Speaker 4: types of things. The same thing happened against Illinois, which,
Speaker 4: by the way, those fucking Illinois uniforms might be the
Speaker 4: most disgusting things of all time. I see they're doing
Speaker 4: the tip of the cap. It's been one hundred years
Speaker 4: of the lie and nine, the leather helmet, all that stuff.
Speaker 4: The uniforms looked horrible, but our defense is solid. Three
Speaker 4: or four times Illinois offense gets into the red zone
Speaker 4: and come away with three points or nothing. The defense
Speaker 4: had had a much better game now. Still, I don't
Speaker 4: like how much we're blitzing. When it comes to the offense.
Speaker 4: We just Donovan Edwards. I think the boys got the
Speaker 4: gifts a little bit. I love the kid to death,
Speaker 4: it just seems like he's having a hard time. He
Speaker 4: had a run on the left side where he goes
Speaker 4: and fumbles. The ball goes right into the Illinois Now
Speaker 4: the Illinois offense, or so the Michigan offense, tuttle third
Speaker 4: and seven, starts running. It's open, gets tracked down from behind,
Speaker 4: ball gets hammered out, fumble, They get a turnover on
Speaker 4: a short field. A couple of series later, we have
Speaker 4: a pick that gets called back, they have a pick
Speaker 4: six or maybe down to the four yard line that
Speaker 4: gets called back. The next play or the play following that,
Speaker 4: another fumble. These issues are just snowballing and the thing
Speaker 4: that breaks my heart. And I like Tuddle, I like Orgy,
Speaker 4: and I like the kid that started at quarterback in
Speaker 4: the beginning of the year. Unfortunately, we just don't have
Speaker 4: the quality passing we need for the talent we have
Speaker 4: on this team. That is a a criticism, but it
Speaker 4: is one that it's like, this is just the reality
Speaker 4: of what's going on with the Michigan Wolverines. We don't
Speaker 4: have the ability to push the ball downfield vertically, like
Speaker 4: we just can't do it. Dave Portnoa has himself Michigan fans,
Speaker 4: I'm on it, and I literally that actually gave me
Speaker 4: hope because if you look at we are our offensive
Speaker 4: line gelling coming together. Our tight end. That's the person
Speaker 4: I probably feel most I feel most bad for is
Speaker 4: because he is a kid that is was argued as
Speaker 4: maybe the best tight end all of college roule before
Speaker 4: the football season started, and you just don't have a
Speaker 4: way to get him the football. There was multiple outs ends,
Speaker 4: routes that he was running where there was plenty of
Speaker 4: separation where they just couldn't connect to him. The kid,
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what his draft stock might be going down,
Speaker 4: But my god, whoever picks him up is going to
Speaker 4: have the steal of the draft because this kid just
Speaker 4: isn't able to put the film out there that he wants
Speaker 4: to put out there.
Speaker 2: Well, that's because it's truly like it.
Speaker 4: We just don't have somebody that can throw them the ball.
Speaker 2: And I in defensively speaking, hey guys, stop the run.
Speaker 2: Make who whatever quarterbacks out there beat is. And when
Speaker 2: we know it's a passing situation, we're gonna have a
Speaker 2: couple sets of eyes on Loveland. And so you take
Speaker 2: away those things like it's it's gonna be hard for you, guys.
Speaker 4: Illinois quarterback, as you know, as Nebraska found out, that
Speaker 4: quarterback is really good. He's good enough at throwing and
Speaker 4: he's yeah, he's an elusive quarterback. When you are in
Speaker 4: a two minute or a passing down situation, you need
Speaker 4: to have coordinated rushes. You need to have pressure up
Speaker 4: the middle and not go past the line of the
Speaker 4: quarterback to get back to him. When he tries to
Speaker 4: break through those gaps, those big gaps, sea gaps, a
Speaker 4: gaps when he's trying when he's trying to run because
Speaker 4: he's going to make plays with his legs, and so
Speaker 4: those are a lot of things that fell apart towards
Speaker 4: the end of that game as well. Is this a
Speaker 4: Big Ten championship team this year? No, it's not. Do
Speaker 4: we have a lot of talent on this football team. Yes,
Speaker 4: We're just missing a few key pieces that unfortunately are
Speaker 4: the most important position and in football. And I hate
Speaker 4: saying like this is I'm not trying to shit on
Speaker 4: those guys that are playing and putting their heart in
Speaker 4: the line every single day. It just it's the proofs
Speaker 4: in the pudding and we have the film out there
Speaker 4: where we just can't push the ball in the field.
Speaker 4: Like I said, I like those guys. I think they're
Speaker 4: I've DMed with all of them. I think they're fantastic.
Speaker 4: The fact that they're still sticking it out and putting
Speaker 4: one hundred percent of themselves in the field every time
Speaker 4: they go on is an admirable thing. We got all
Speaker 4: We got Michigan State this week. We got the Paul
Speaker 4: bunnyan Trophy. Michigan State's also four and three. It's in
Speaker 4: ann arbor at at seven thirty this weekend. Michigan's favored
Speaker 4: by minus either favored by five and a half right now.
Speaker 4: And I'm nervous because I've been real fucking nasty in
Speaker 4: the Michigan State fans. Of all the college football programs,
Speaker 4: I despise Michigan State the most. They're not it's an
Speaker 4: ugly campus. They're they're they're a less than program. They
Speaker 4: they don't deserve to be on the same football field
Speaker 4: as a prestigious program like the University of Michigan. However,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be a fucking ball game at night in
Speaker 4: a harbor, and that scares the shit out of me.
Speaker 4: That scares the absolute shit out of me.
Speaker 2: So we're hurting right now.
Speaker 1: We're hurting.
Speaker 2: That's all it is. We're hurting right now. We're hurting
Speaker 2: right now. But people think.
Speaker 4: Sharan Moore is not the answer, go fuck yourself, because
Speaker 4: he he is. He is the guy. We just have.
Speaker 4: One key issue is that we're unfortunately playing a game
Speaker 4: with throwing turned off right now. That's just that's how
Speaker 4: we've essentially set up our settings in the game, and
Speaker 4: that's just how that's just how it's working out. Go
Speaker 4: to somebody else's that's sade.
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Speaker 1: they don't know how to work the phones. They're just
Speaker 1: like they're like, how would I upgrade the plane? It's like,
Speaker 1: I already upgrade it for you. Do you even know,
Speaker 1: like you know it won't turn on, like it's it's
Speaker 1: actually on right now. And then my chef buddy just
Speaker 1: be blackout drunk, because you know, anyone that works in
Speaker 1: the you know, the food industry, they you know, they
Speaker 1: work and they come home when they booze, right, So
Speaker 1: he'd be fucked up. And they're like, Adam, how is
Speaker 1: your dad? And I was like, dude, I saw a
Speaker 1: trolley drive by me with SpongeBob, Curious George and h
Speaker 1: Fible splasting the song oh e u Ching Chang walla
Speaker 1: wallah bing bang. And I was holding a multi colored
Speaker 1: score gun and I was playing a nineteen forties cop
Speaker 1: and my boss told me put down the score gun.
Speaker 1: You're ruining nineteen forties New York. And I'm like, did
Speaker 1: you hear the fucking trolley that just drove by blasting
Speaker 1: that song. I'm not a history buff, but I don't
Speaker 1: think ou ching Cheng wallawah bingway was being played during
Speaker 1: World War Two anyway. So who you guys voting for it? Now?
Speaker 1: What was the question?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So uh, spider Man. So then Spider Man Shrek
Speaker 1: they're fighting and and I was just like, dude, this
Speaker 1: is wild because kids thought it was a part of
Speaker 1: like a daytime show. But they were like got into
Speaker 1: it because Shrek was under the fucking thing. Was like
Speaker 1: he's just a friend, he's or whatever. And he's like
Speaker 1: watch your faith book, you know in the park, dude.
Speaker 4: Well, kids are around trying to take photos.
Speaker 1: They got no clue. They're like this is like, oh
Speaker 1: they I guess you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now multi un multiverse before it even started. Yeah, man,
Speaker 4: how long did you have that job for?
Speaker 1: I was so I went to USC. I was there
Speaker 1: during the Trojan War, the Pete Carroll years. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: first one to five.
Speaker 2: So my first year the years that you hang your
Speaker 2: hat on.
Speaker 1: I mean we're talking, you know, not just Lioner Reggie
Speaker 1: Lindale Carson for two years, but fucking Mike Williams, Dwayne Jarrett,
Speaker 1: you know too.
Speaker 8: I mean, oh my god, dude, up the up and
Speaker 8: down the line.
Speaker 1: And uh and now Sammy D's become a good buddy
Speaker 1: of mine who had a good run there, and it's
Speaker 1: you know five and oh and uh, making making everybody
Speaker 1: in so look good.
Speaker 2: It was having a hell of a year, bro, a
Speaker 2: great year, Sam Donald, Oh yeah, it's so cool.
Speaker 1: Sports are so I mean, you guys know this, man,
Speaker 1: it's so wild, Like people get written off so quickly
Speaker 1: when they have expectations, and I guess understandably so, but man,
Speaker 1: to be number three pick I can have a shit situation.
Speaker 1: And I just saw him in Minnesota, was out there
Speaker 1: doing shows and he I go, I keep hearing these
Speaker 1: pundits try to act like they know you and say like,
Speaker 1: oh San Francisco, like he got better, Like of course, dude,
Speaker 1: you back up, you were Shanhan and that's why he's
Speaker 1: doing well. And I go, what is that? Like? Now
Speaker 1: I want to ask the source. Did I have something
Speaker 1: to do with it? He goes dude, I always will say,
Speaker 1: now I got my PhD in football being in San France. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I he said, uh, just understanding coverages
Speaker 1: more obviously, being more seasoned, more comfany in your own skin.
Speaker 1: But he said, uh, look at that baby boy face. Dude,
Speaker 1: look at that fucking five inches hard dude. And so
Speaker 1: he uh, he said, uh, that just taking his time
Speaker 1: and learning not to that you don't have to force anything,
Speaker 1: is what he really got. He's like so many young
Speaker 1: qbs like I want to scramble, would have to feel
Speaker 1: like they got to make a play. And he's like
Speaker 1: knowing that it's okay to throw it away if it's
Speaker 1: not there, right. And so then I said, well what
Speaker 1: about I think a few games ago when he scrambled
Speaker 1: out to the left and hit Jefferson and corner and
Speaker 1: he goes, well, it was third down. I knew we
Speaker 1: had points, and so it was, uh, you know, trying
Speaker 1: to make something happen. As soon as I got outside
Speaker 1: the pocket, I saw him and he goes and I
Speaker 1: saw the defender's back turn, and I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I feel bad for this guy because he was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is six, you know, especially when have a goy
Speaker 1: like Justin Jennerson, who he says it's like the greatest
Speaker 1: guys ever, like, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's he might be the goat when it's all
Speaker 4: sent him.
Speaker 1: McCaffrey are like the two studs of the shout at McCaffrey.
Speaker 4: First off, he is like, if there was a mural
Speaker 4: to have on this buster would be McCaffrey. He's wie
Speaker 4: white hot. Yeah, he gives all of us. We have
Speaker 4: all white employees, and it's just like.
Speaker 1: God for you man, give dude, give him a chance, dude,
Speaker 1: because I'll say, but being at SC during that time,
Speaker 1: you know the Lakers were at were Kobe Shack running
Speaker 1: the table and uh, you know what, Dodgers I guess
Speaker 1: were okay. But SC football was king, dude. I mean
Speaker 1: it was. That's why when Reggie got in trouble, I
Speaker 1: was everybody was so pissed because it was, like, dude,
Speaker 1: they were Bush Jerseys everywhere, not just around campus, all
Speaker 1: of us. I mean, he was a got. He was
Speaker 1: so so give him escalating, a bubblet whatever you gave him, dude,
Speaker 1: Like I think he earned it.
Speaker 2: Every every kid around the country too, was watching his highlights.
Speaker 4: To wear one hundred five, to take advantage of a
Speaker 4: city like l A and have everybody actually back, it's
Speaker 4: gotta be one of the hardest things to do. I
Speaker 4: heard they were like these guys were dating celebrities in
Speaker 4: in college.
Speaker 1: You'd see Kardashians are on campus.
Speaker 4: And like Kardashians before Kardashian this is when.
Speaker 1: Paraslow that yeah before Paris. Yeah, yeah, I think it
Speaker 1: was like reality TV got going. What was the height
Speaker 1: of it, probably about early mid two thousands.
Speaker 4: Maybe think yeah, he was going off next roomaders reality TV?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Does that count?
Speaker 8: I mean not like the how we I guess view
Speaker 8: it now.
Speaker 4: But but if you live back in like oh, one
Speaker 4: to five, like the Paris Hilton show, whatever that show.
Speaker 1: Was called, don't act like you don't know it.
Speaker 4: I don't. I swear to god, we.
Speaker 1: Come up with it right now. It was with her
Speaker 1: and Lionel start right, Homegrown or fucking twat City or
Speaker 1: what was it?
Speaker 4: I really don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like I watched five seasons of Twat City
Speaker 1: without even knowing what it was.
Speaker 4: What is twat City?
Speaker 1: It's not a real show.
Speaker 4: What do you talk?
Speaker 1: I was just I said, well, I was trying to
Speaker 1: come up with the name of the Nicole Ritchie Para
Speaker 1: Hilton show, Simple Life.
Speaker 8: See I knew it was a couple bangers, Boom boom,
Speaker 8: simple life.
Speaker 4: Simple Life City. On that show, Kim Kardashian was like
Speaker 4: Paras Siltan's lackey. Yes, and that's like one to five.
Speaker 4: This is before like the peak. The peak is now right,
Speaker 4: Everyone's I don't know.
Speaker 2: Jersey Shore was hot back in two thousand.
Speaker 1: Saw Jersey Short and I was like, Wow, this is
Speaker 1: unbelievable because the hype I letting you.
Speaker 2: Bet hey, we got a grenade outside, bro I dud Snooky.
Speaker 1: Just liked one of my reels and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: kind of got a little like, okay, yeah, dude. I
Speaker 1: might have been on you know, killed Tony guests in
Speaker 1: the year, but this SNOOKI took a punch from a
Speaker 1: pe teacher, you know. Yeah, that show. The hype got
Speaker 1: so big and I almost didn't want to watch it
Speaker 1: because I was like, there's no way it's going to
Speaker 1: live up to what you have created. And it surpassed it.
Speaker 4: Dude, no shit.
Speaker 1: I mean I was high as balls, but it was
Speaker 1: also like they were just it felt like real world.
Speaker 1: They were still people, Like they felt like you could
Speaker 1: see that guy outside.
Speaker 2: These guys were like insane.
Speaker 8: You're like, they're caricatures of human beings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they but they weren't. They were like, I mean,
Speaker 1: look like, I feel like that guy was that guy
Speaker 1: before that camera started rolling. He was just like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: nothing's changing, and they.
Speaker 2: Must have Jim the GTL Jim Dan Laundry. Jim Laundry for.
Speaker 1: The situation on the the shirt before the shirt, the
Speaker 1: shirt before the shirt, dude, Yeah, but so yeah, a
Speaker 1: huge sportsman, I mean Seattle guy. So obviously Pete went
Speaker 1: to Seattle. That was amazing. That's why it was so
Speaker 1: sad when he got cans because it was like, dude,
Speaker 1: that was my stepdad for seventeen years. Huge M's fan
Speaker 1: sonics rip. You know, we can talk about the sonial
Speaker 1: even we can also talk about my parents' divorce whatever.
Speaker 1: However sad you want to make this fucking podcast, they'll
Speaker 1: be back though. I've got an Sean Kempto real Well
Speaker 1: m GP, which is fucking red and smoked. Dude. I
Speaker 1: did a Doctor Phil Live show in Seattle at this
Speaker 1: about thousand Seed Theater. We're gonat make it real Seattle.
Speaker 1: We're doing this big Doctor Phil Live tour now right,
Speaker 1: and all these theaters and so in each place, you
Speaker 1: want to try to, you know, get somebody from Like
Speaker 1: when we do the Nashville one, we got some you know,
Speaker 1: pretty big music guys from down here. They're gona come on.
Speaker 1: And some people that just it's you know, try to
Speaker 1: get somebody from here, if not, fly them out to
Speaker 1: there if they're not from there, and just make the
Speaker 1: show as special as possible. So Joe McHale is a
Speaker 1: good buddy mine. He's a big Seattle baby, and he
Speaker 1: was in Vancouver shooting his Fox show and so he
Speaker 1: stayed down. And then we got Sean Kemp come on
Speaker 1: and some seahawks, and then we got the fish the
Speaker 1: market fish guys, right, we hit him up. We're like,
Speaker 1: how much to come throw fish into the fucking crowd
Speaker 1: and they were like, we're fucking fans man, Like, we'll
Speaker 1: do it for this amount if you just want to
Speaker 1: buy the fish. So it was like, you know, I
Speaker 1: think seventy five fish. And then there was a king
Speaker 1: Samue that it was like three hundred and so it
Speaker 1: became a cool thing where it was like we're gonna
Speaker 1: do Seattle trivia with Joel mcchel. So it was like
Speaker 1: they were all fans of manty questions, like Joel, you
Speaker 1: know costco wash was created after you know what suburban
Speaker 1: fedi And I'd give like a bunch of names and
Speaker 1: every answer he got would be right, and then turn
Speaker 1: the watch on who wants to catch a fucking fish
Speaker 1: and then these guys would come out and the musical
Speaker 1: blame bro I've never seen you know, you go to
Speaker 1: any sporting event when they got the T shirt, cannon
Speaker 1: or fucking you know, beanies whatever talks about people go nuts. Dude, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we love free shit. Stop saying it's just a jew thing. Man.
Speaker 1: Everyone loves free shit. And this guy fucking bare handed
Speaker 1: one dude. The place went bonkers, and uh, dude, it
Speaker 1: was awesome. So but Kemp came on and the next
Speaker 1: day he hit me up and that's my white rapper
Speaker 1: brother in law, d'Arte. He close the show out, fucking
Speaker 1: you know, made his night. And he hit me up
Speaker 1: the next day, Rainman, and he goes, he's in my
Speaker 1: phone is rain Man and he goes, dude's so fun, like,
Speaker 1: come down to the shop. He's got a weed shop
Speaker 1: called Kemp's Cannabis in downtown Seattle. And he goes, come
Speaker 1: on down, let's burn one down and like go get
Speaker 1: some lunch. And I'm like, yeah, dude, whatever you fucking say.
Speaker 1: You could have said, let's go vandalize the asking Robbins,
Speaker 1: Let's go kidnap a fucking gaggle of little people. And
Speaker 1: sell him to hamas whatever you want to do. And
Speaker 1: so we go down to Kem's Cannabis and where's Burnt.
Speaker 1: We're walking around downtown Seattle on a beautiful summer day
Speaker 1: smoking joints. He's asking me about comedy ship. He's telling
Speaker 1: unbelievable NBA stories and it's just like bro comedy got
Speaker 1: like it's just wild dude, and he's a he's a
Speaker 1: fucking very cool guy.
Speaker 4: And and uh yeah, man, did you ever see like
Speaker 4: this amount of door is opening for you when you
Speaker 4: decided to do comedy?
Speaker 1: No way, man, you can't even.
Speaker 2: I mean you remember a doctor Phil tour yea which
Speaker 2: is crazy and doctor oh absolutely yeah, the clips or
Speaker 2: everywhere Doctor Phil what he's the one that said you
Speaker 2: were the kill Tony guests of the year.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he gave that whole clip to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, he's uh when does this come out?
Speaker 2: By the way next weeesday?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, Well there's some stuff will tell you guys
Speaker 1: off camp. But he's he's uh signed off on the
Speaker 1: show and like I've talked to him recently and he's
Speaker 1: just like it's real funny.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: You know, you would have known a long time ago
Speaker 1: if I wasn't cool with this ship, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, and he was like, you know, when we
Speaker 1: first talked, he was like, I got one request, Can
Speaker 1: you stop kissing me? Is Bobby Lee or kissing Bobby
Speaker 1: Lee as me kiss Bobby Lee twice? And I go,
Speaker 1: I can't do that, Phil. I go, I know that
Speaker 1: you're happy married to forty eight years, but I also
Speaker 1: know you love the soft, supple lips of a fifty
Speaker 1: old Korean man.
Speaker 8: And I swear I got takes a beat and he goes,
Speaker 8: we'll be right big.
Speaker 1: This guy's funny shit because he's watching up and he's yeah, there,
Speaker 1: I mean that's a fucking bad angle because that looks
Speaker 1: like I'm really enjoying it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks like, yeah, that's that's a first kiss. Look,
Speaker 4: have you guys you talked to doctor Phil about coming
Speaker 4: on and you interview?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's in the works.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's in the works right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And so but you know it's I knew my
Speaker 1: intentions the whole time weren't. I was never trying to
Speaker 1: defame him. It was just all goofy parody. And but
Speaker 1: you still don't know how someone's gonna take being impersonated
Speaker 1: right there. I've heard from friends that have been on
Speaker 1: Saduray Night Live that there's been guests that have come
Speaker 1: on and you know, my friend whoever does an amazing
Speaker 1: impression of them. So it's like, oh, what a great
Speaker 1: opportunity to do some sort of looking in the mirror
Speaker 1: sketch or having two McConaughey, whatever it is. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the person is like, don't I don't want any part
Speaker 1: of that. And You're like, dude, what a bummer? Like
Speaker 1: if you can't laugh at yourself? And again, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like what I'm doing is I'm not up there
Speaker 1: being like, you know, women deserve a couple fuck you
Speaker 1: can you know a lot tap from time. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything like that that makes him look
Speaker 1: bad or or I don't pull from, you know, the
Speaker 1: what he actually does in real life. It's just all
Speaker 1: heightened and it's still me throwing the makeup, you know.
Speaker 1: But you know, it was the Actors Strike hit and
Speaker 1: and after COVID, I just kind of got to a
Speaker 1: real stale point where it's like, you know, you guys
Speaker 1: are the same way. It's like you're just always trying
Speaker 1: to throw darts man and be creative and find ways
Speaker 1: to you know, not just make money and support yourself.
Speaker 1: But like for me, it's like if I'm not flexing
Speaker 1: the creative muscle and like trying to do new shit,
Speaker 1: like fuck, what are you doing? You know, going on
Speaker 1: stage and doing the same shit every time. So I
Speaker 1: love doing crowworking between my shows, you know, pepper through
Speaker 1: because it just breaks the monotony of straight material, you know,
Speaker 1: and it's it's you know, it's the spontaneity of not
Speaker 1: knowing what's going to happen. And so when the actor
Speaker 1: strike was happening, it was like I don't want to
Speaker 1: wait around for jobs to happen, and really waiting around
Speaker 1: to being other people's shit just runs its course. So
Speaker 1: it was like, all right, I love doing I love
Speaker 1: be on stage. I you know, had a you know,
Speaker 1: went to USC for for acting school, and then you know,
Speaker 1: I did a bunch of plays and and that's why
Speaker 1: I started doing stand up because I just like be
Speaker 1: on stage. And I was like, there's gotta be something
Speaker 1: else I can do. I've been fucking around with Jeremiah
Speaker 1: Watkins during COVID doing these like Lost Doctor Phil episodes
Speaker 1: with all his characters, so I kind of honed the
Speaker 1: character that way. And I was doing these Adam Ray
Speaker 1: and Friends shows at the Comedy Store and everyone started
Speaker 1: kind of doing you know, I think it's just around
Speaker 1: that time and and Friends show, and I was like, fuck, now,
Speaker 1: I'm just like one of like I'm just doing what
Speaker 1: everyone's doing, you know, right, And again that just makes
Speaker 1: you feel like, uh, like, yeah, I'm just like I
Speaker 1: got more to bring to the table and build totally, dude,
Speaker 1: and and you're like, I want to you gotta try
Speaker 1: like it. But you know, doing a live show, then
Speaker 1: there's the you know, always the apprehension of like, oh,
Speaker 1: like fucking this, I you know, the store is my
Speaker 1: home club, so the staff like they're gonna be judging
Speaker 1: me doing something different, and your comic friends in the
Speaker 1: back watching. You just have to get over that shit, right,
Speaker 1: So eventually it was like, who fucking cares if this bombs,
Speaker 1: You gotta try, you gotta try something. And Bill Burr
Speaker 1: had to cancel the last show, so I knew I
Speaker 1: had him committed to the uh to whatever next show
Speaker 1: I did, So I called him up and I was like, Billy,
Speaker 1: I might like I'm thinking about doing this like a
Speaker 1: live show, is doctor Phil, I don't know what it
Speaker 1: looks like.
Speaker 8: It's like a late night show. I'll interview you, maybe
Speaker 8: do some stand up.
Speaker 1: And he just couldn't have been quicker to be like, dude,
Speaker 1: fucking yes, dude, I'm fucking in. That's fucking so funny, dude,
Speaker 1: make fun of my anger issues, say that I got
Speaker 1: a black wife going on that you know, and uh.
Speaker 1: And it was like it crushed. It sold out in
Speaker 1: a day and then so I was like, at least I.
Speaker 4: Because I want to do that was the first episode
Speaker 4: was the.
Speaker 1: First about a year ago, yeah, probably about a year ago,
Speaker 1: a couple couple of weeks ago, and he just ripped
Speaker 1: and he and I had a great banterer and he
Speaker 1: immediately was like I want to He's like, we're gonna
Speaker 1: do it again. You gotta go harder at me because
Speaker 1: I was trying to find my house. Bill's my favorite comic.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, you know, even though I'm in character
Speaker 1: and I feel a little more comfort to jab, and
Speaker 1: I'm still like, I don't want to fucking not be
Speaker 1: funny in front of them. But so I felt pretty
Speaker 1: good and then we did it the second time, and
Speaker 1: it was just like we started the show and I
Speaker 1: was like you and he said something, and I go,
Speaker 1: you're still your fucking cucksucker, aren't you. Go, You're an
Speaker 1: angry guy. You wake up in the morning. You just
Speaker 1: wanted to hit something, don't you, And like and then
Speaker 1: we just had a much better like report and he's
Speaker 1: doing it again for the third time in December at
Speaker 1: the store. But so that like gave immediate eyeballs to it, right,
Speaker 1: And then it was like, you know, we're talking about
Speaker 1: Adam Devine. It's like, you know, in this business too,
Speaker 1: and you guys are great examples of this. You get
Speaker 1: to do cool shit and work with cool people if
Speaker 1: you you work hard and you fucking be kind dude.
Speaker 1: It's really not that tough to not be a piece
Speaker 1: of shit. It's not it's tough to it's it's easy
Speaker 1: to not be a piece of shit and not be
Speaker 1: a pedophile. Do you know what how easy it is
Speaker 1: to look at a kid and not go yem yam yam, yam,
Speaker 1: yum yum. It's so easy to not do that, And
Speaker 1: it's so easy to be kind of people, dude, and
Speaker 1: then people want to fuck with you, so I start going,
Speaker 1: I go, Adam Devineer, you want to do it, Bobby Lee,
Speaker 1: Bobby Lee, and I'm quoting Jenny from somewhere, and then
Speaker 1: I go and then I go too soon, and uh so,
Speaker 1: then I mean Santino came on, then Rife. Then you know,
Speaker 1: then it was like now and now only find some
Speaker 1: cool combos. You know, Winnie Comings and Nicky Glazer. You
Speaker 1: did it together, which is another cool part about it,
Speaker 1: where you're going, Whitney and Nicky know each other, but
Speaker 1: they've never been like on a show like that together.
Speaker 1: So that was a really cool dynamic. Then we had
Speaker 1: you know, Rick Glassman's good butt of mine and Salvacano
Speaker 1: and and they know each other. But Rick helped me
Speaker 1: get Dak Sheppard, and then I was like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have all three of them at the same time,
Speaker 1: and that's kind of a challenge just to kind of
Speaker 1: balance the energies. But then that was fun. And then
Speaker 1: Jelly Roll came by, and Pete Holmes and Tiffany Adish
Speaker 1: and now we got you know, this next one we're doing.
Speaker 1: The last one we just had was Chris de Stefano
Speaker 1: and Fortune fiameshur and Kroll and now we got Rob Low,
Speaker 1: Wayne Brady and Josh Wolf and then uh, December one
Speaker 1: is Bill Burr, Julie White, Rob Riggle and Tony Hawk
Speaker 1: just fucking you know to Mary fuck kill kill fuck.
Speaker 4: You know Mary, Mary fuck kill fuck. So you do
Speaker 4: it Bill Burr once and did you know? Right then
Speaker 4: there I was like, Okay, I got something.
Speaker 1: Here, I think so well, well, actually know, I knew
Speaker 1: it was fun and I and the audience had a
Speaker 1: good time, so I was like, it's at least and
Speaker 1: then the challenge of like, well now, because we just
Speaker 1: kind of had loose, like I'll come out and do
Speaker 1: a monologue, you know, which was like three jokes, just
Speaker 1: kind of you know today's shows all about imitation, you know,
Speaker 1: Webster's Dictionary, and then some sort of thing and then
Speaker 1: three jokes and then some CrowdWork and then a little
Speaker 1: quick bit before and then I had these old sketches
Speaker 1: that I shot as fake commercials and it was fun.
Speaker 1: So then it was the challenge of now let's just
Speaker 1: make it tighter and better. And then we got rid
Speaker 1: of the stand up part because that just eight twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: and then each show is just like different, Like we
Speaker 1: I had you know, randomly met Mark Summers used to
Speaker 1: host Doubledare like ten years ago, and so as I'm
Speaker 1: trying to add these extra elements to the show, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what if, like Mark came on and like to end
Speaker 1: the show, Jeremiah always comes out at the end as
Speaker 1: a new character, and then he and I get in
Speaker 1: a fight, and that's how the show ends. And then
Speaker 1: I do like this final thought with a spotlight in
Speaker 1: piano music, you know where it's like, well, we learned
Speaker 1: a lot today, you know, after I beat the shit
Speaker 1: out Jeremiah with sound effects and fart noises whatever in
Speaker 1: any character. And so I go, uh, what if Mark
Speaker 1: Summer's was on and we do a double their thing,
Speaker 1: just the way that you And so we built all
Speaker 1: these double their sets and Jeremiah played the kid and
Speaker 1: I and we had the fucking helmets and we had
Speaker 1: people come up and we had the double their music
Speaker 1: and Mark Simmers hosted it and he was hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here we go. I mean he used to be a
Speaker 1: fucking uh. Mark Summers used to be a yeah something
Speaker 1: is how the fight ends it? Yeah, it's just all
Speaker 1: the sound effects. And then yeah, and Mark Summers over
Speaker 1: the sex toys in the ballpit, So that's like what
Speaker 1: you had to It was like find the flag or
Speaker 1: the or the ideal to you know, covered in fucking
Speaker 1: doubled air mush and Mark Summers is like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: then I fucking eat ship for real. Then I get
Speaker 1: up and I'm like, I'm fine, I'm fine. And when
Speaker 1: it starts chatting, I'm like, I'm fine.
Speaker 4: When you're when you're finding this character, how as you're
Speaker 4: like working through the process, how hard is it for
Speaker 4: you to stay in character at all times?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I mean, you know, fucking.
Speaker 4: Too deep of a question.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 1: I mean, uh, he's a bad one by somebody just
Speaker 1: asked me that I not like a you know you
Speaker 1: hear about Tom Hanks got asked that question because it
Speaker 1: was about when Heath Ledger went so deep with the Joker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think there was like talk so that he like,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you know there's some actors that Jim Carrey for
Speaker 1: me on the Moon went on set as Andy Kaufman
Speaker 1: and it was like Andy Kaufman the whole time, and
Speaker 1: apparently it was a fucking it was wild. And then
Speaker 1: Tom Anks is like, dude, I fucking I'm forced comp
Speaker 1: and then I fucking go take a shit and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm Tom, Like I'm just I can break it,
Speaker 1: you know, and some people have that and some people
Speaker 1: need to talk to me in character whatever. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in and out of it. But but you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. All the reps of with acting and
Speaker 1: stuff probably at least give me a good.
Speaker 8: Race to know how to like but again, it's still me.
Speaker 1: But it's like, I guess if you're asking, you know,
Speaker 1: can I stay in the voice? You know, like that's
Speaker 1: pretty easy to maintain just because reps are doing it.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, I man, no clue. You never know
Speaker 1: what is going to be a thing that's going to
Speaker 1: get you more anything. So it's like you have to
Speaker 1: do it with the set with the intention of like
Speaker 1: this is fun, which is truly how it started, and
Speaker 1: then a challenge and then like something different. I'll do
Speaker 1: it once a month just to kind of mix up
Speaker 1: the monotony of all the other bullshit. And then yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I mean like now it's like you know, but again
Speaker 1: it's it's something that's opening doors for other shit.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: I am not. If I was three years in the comedy, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I'd probably be in fulfill right now.
Speaker 4: And there's a piece of us hoping.
Speaker 2: Well, dudeah, is he gonna walk through this?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm down to come back and do that for sure,
Speaker 1: because you guys are the shit. But like, yeah, if
Speaker 1: I hadn't found my voice through comedy, because now it's
Speaker 1: like all my stand up shows are packing out because
Speaker 1: people from kill Tony in this are like they're coming
Speaker 1: to the shows, right Like all the shows in Zanies
Speaker 1: this week are sold out, and I only they would
Speaker 1: only give me a one night or up until about
Speaker 1: you know, two years ago, I was like, can I
Speaker 1: get a weekend? That guy, you just don't move tickets.
Speaker 1: And now everyone's coming out and I've been doing stand
Speaker 1: up seventeen years, so then you go, okay, cool. I'm
Speaker 1: glad that I stuck with it. So now that like
Speaker 1: everyone coming is gonna get a great show because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna you know, I'm ready for it.
Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 9: Oh sure we got so many. Look we got upstairs jobs,
Speaker 9: you go downstairs jobs. It's a great question, will we go?
Speaker 1: Will we go? Will we got? Will will compident we go?
Speaker 2: Will I went?
Speaker 1: To compident I phone.
Speaker 9: My first black friend was in content and my second
Speaker 9: black friend, I got, You're a true American, right there?
Speaker 1: You who just shiped my pants? Yeah? Fuck, I don't know, dude.
Speaker 1: I did a couple jokes in my act and then
Speaker 1: Tony hit me up. It was like change of plans.
Speaker 1: You gotta come to Austin tonight. Shane's sticking around to
Speaker 1: do Trump, bring your makeup, gal. I bought a new vest.
Speaker 1: It's go time.
Speaker 8: Baby bought a new vest.
Speaker 4: So that was like he hits you up and he's like,
Speaker 4: you gotta do this today.
Speaker 1: I was doing kill Tony on that Monday, and and
Speaker 1: then the debate happened, and you know, Trump's like, Joe,
Speaker 1: your mama so fetter blood types regu and Joe's like.
Speaker 9: You're a sucker. I'm gonna lick your sucker. I'm gonna
Speaker 9: suck your liquor. I'm gonna look show me looks tricks
Speaker 9: center of a touching pump. And then Tony's like, we
Speaker 9: got a parody this dude, And again same thing.
Speaker 1: You don't know what. You just don't fucking know what's
Speaker 1: gonna hit the first doctor Philly doing kill Tony. I
Speaker 1: hit up Tony. I go, hey, man, I just did
Speaker 1: this in LA I think it would be fun on
Speaker 1: kill Tony because it's he's like known for giving advice
Speaker 1: in terms like awesome, yes, perfect, do it, go crazy
Speaker 1: on Hans William will be weird about it. And then uh,
Speaker 1: I got a new vest, and then you know, do it,
Speaker 1: do it. They don't know what we're doing down here,
Speaker 1: they don't know, they don't get it. And so, uh,
Speaker 1: Tony's a ship dude. So Tony is so I've known
Speaker 1: him forever and that's such an added advantage that he
Speaker 1: was so like receptive to, like, yeah, dude, come fucking
Speaker 1: do it. And we got off stage and it was
Speaker 1: really fun. You can feel in the moment at the
Speaker 1: Mothership and you know, like anything right, you know from
Speaker 1: just how it's going that like, all right, I think
Speaker 1: this will be okay online And Tony gets off He's
Speaker 1: like that was fucking unbelievable. And then and then we
Speaker 1: did another character. I did this old woman named Elaine,
Speaker 1: and then uh, and then when this happened, I think
Speaker 1: he because we had done a few other characters, he
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, I know, you know, we'll use
Speaker 1: the makeup gal to do it, and she was on
Speaker 1: her deathbed and she fucking sucked it up. Jed Aspinell's
Speaker 1: shout out. She came down and fucking Shane was a
Speaker 1: gangster and stayed in makeup for two hours. And you know,
Speaker 1: he'd done Trump three times. I've never done Biden. So
Speaker 1: we're back there trying to help each other out. He's,
Speaker 1: you know, or at least he's, you know, asking me.
Speaker 1: He's like, what are you gonna do for the face.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm kind of gonna, you know, get the
Speaker 1: get the smirk going from trying to do a point.
Speaker 9: You know, hey, oh where's career? Yeah, we got wait,
Speaker 9: we got you. We got a white guy. We got
Speaker 9: we gotta white.
Speaker 2: We got a black Asian guy.
Speaker 1: How about it? You know, all after guys, you know,
Speaker 1: and then uh and then I just kind of doing
Speaker 1: the walk and then he was he uh thankfully, was like, dude,
Speaker 1: you got to get the aviators. And so they got
Speaker 1: those for me last minute, which was I think a
Speaker 1: big time character guys, just being able to have those
Speaker 1: to differentiate from my eyes, you know, and then also
Speaker 1: to be able to take him off and and just
Speaker 1: hit me up my face you know, a little crazy shit,
Speaker 1: but dude, it was fun. And man, I've said this
Speaker 1: on stage. Shane and I talked to each other maybe
Speaker 1: four or five times at comedy clubs, and you know
Speaker 1: we uh I did Phil when he did New Year's
Speaker 1: for kill Tony last year, so we had to shoot
Speaker 1: the shit a little bit. But we were getting to
Speaker 1: know each other in character doing that for two hours,
Speaker 1: which is so fucking weird. You know. At one point
Speaker 1: I was like, Shane, there's the Morse Weaver talk to
Speaker 1: each other, and he goes, Joe, shut the fuck up, trader, Joe,
Speaker 1: you fucking get a dice. Uh, But yeah, dude, he was.
Speaker 1: But you know, you just kind of go, all right,
Speaker 1: we're both pros, like we don't we want we want,
Speaker 1: you know, each other to win. So you got each
Speaker 1: other's backs, but still finding the rapport is always what's uh,
Speaker 1: you know, a new thing, especially when you're like doing
Speaker 1: something like that for the first time. But like, he's
Speaker 1: so fucking funny, dude, So like he just right just
Speaker 1: knowing that he was gonna be there and come out.
Speaker 1: It was like all I gotta do is fine pockets
Speaker 1: to like be funny. But you know, a friend of
Speaker 1: mine was like, dude, you got easy. Man, Like, all
Speaker 1: you gotta do is mumble and stumble. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: that's funny for a minute. That's I'm gonna be able
Speaker 1: for two hours. I gotta find By the way, shot
Speaker 1: at Aaron Rodgers. I went up to him at the
Speaker 1: second at at MSG, he was tossing football is into
Speaker 1: the crowd.
Speaker 2: I go, you're Aaron, big fan, big fan.
Speaker 1: He goes, dude, you're so funny. I go, hey, the.
Speaker 2: Vaccine does work.
Speaker 1: And he just fucking laughed, dude, and I go, stop laughing.
Speaker 1: It's real, it's real.
Speaker 8: And just stayed in character and he was like, dude,
Speaker 8: was like all right, man, no, no.
Speaker 1: It doesn't.
Speaker 4: It's wild that you guys like went off each other,
Speaker 4: went back and forth and make up. Because when you
Speaker 4: walk out Shane's face, it's like it's like he saw
Speaker 4: you for the first time. Yeah, he just couldn't hold
Speaker 4: it in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that also makes it hilarious, bro Scott, Like.
Speaker 1: Tony just told me, like the Brady Roast is like
Speaker 1: the most watched thing this year, and this just surpassed it.
Speaker 1: Kill like two point five this episode.
Speaker 2: Yes, no ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because for eleven years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he was talking about how it's been going.
Speaker 1: I was trying to say the third most watched thing
Speaker 1: was Two Girls, One Cup.
Speaker 4: It's fine, Davis, you know, I just say, it's a
Speaker 4: staple to all of our childhood.
Speaker 1: That is. Unfortunately, that's why you guys are younger than me.
Speaker 1: It's uh, I said last night. I brought it up,
Speaker 1: and I said, I go, oh God, I go, isn't
Speaker 1: it funked up?
Speaker 2: A go?
Speaker 1: I'll never forget who sent me the link to Two Girls,
Speaker 1: One Cup? Like Sean Flannagan. I'll say his name, dudey January?
Speaker 4: Was that Cody January sent me the Cody January?
Speaker 1: Yes, bro detective slash porn star. Who's Cody January?
Speaker 4: Just a gritty guard cactus shadow? High schoolootball.
Speaker 1: Let's do my aunt's rest in peace, Aunt Shirley. Anytime
Speaker 1: I'd say I love you, go all right, and uh,
Speaker 1: she would never say it back. And so, but she
Speaker 1: was dating a guy when my uncle passed. They were
Speaker 1: married for sixty five years, dating a guy in her
Speaker 1: home named Dick Justice. And I go, surely, I go,
Speaker 1: I go, uh, I go, uh because she goes I
Speaker 1: have a sometimes boyfriend. I go, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: She goes, sometimes we hold hands. I go, that's fucking
Speaker 1: so cute. And I go, what's his name?
Speaker 2: She goes Dick.
Speaker 1: I go, I didn't ask why you were dating him.
Speaker 1: She goes, oh, stop that, and then uh and then
Speaker 1: I go, I got to meet dig Justice.
Speaker 8: She goes, she can't. He passed away three days ago.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck? And she goes,
Speaker 1: that's my life. I make friends and then they die,
Speaker 1: you know. But but Cody January is a great name,
Speaker 1: phenomenal name, but so don't remember. Don't forget where I was.
Speaker 1: Who sent me the link? Is what I sound stage ago.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget, uh who sent me the link for
Speaker 1: twos one Cup and where I was on nine eleven?
Speaker 1: And I go, that's sad. Both just a horrible tragedy,
Speaker 1: you know, and it got about as much laughs as
Speaker 1: it's getting right now. But uh uh, but it's true.
Speaker 1: But I mean that was a wild fuck. That was wild.
Speaker 1: We don't have to talk about it anymore.
Speaker 4: But nine eleven or two Girls, one Cup we can
Speaker 4: talk about both, you want.
Speaker 1: You know what, Let's save it for part two when
Speaker 1: film comes on there we go to help, there we go.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, I guess big Halloween, guys,
Speaker 1: or is this just for you're gonna do a big bang.
Speaker 4: Love that dude's mess with Halloween?
Speaker 1: Oh love it?
Speaker 4: What you give me your top three holidays?
Speaker 1: Oh? Fuck, dude, you know as much as uh you know, uh,
Speaker 1: I guess you know Jew. But I'm any happy New
Speaker 1: Year by the way, like the way, yeah, ye yeah,
Speaker 1: uh hanka guy, all right, we can reap the show up. No,
Speaker 1: it's uh. Honoka is great. Honoka is great.
Speaker 8: Eight days the uh Passover.
Speaker 1: Is a great holiday because it's very if you do
Speaker 1: a Lucy goosey version of it as far as going
Speaker 1: through the book and the story. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: symbolism with the foods, but it's a real fun dinner
Speaker 1: party hang. And that's like what's great about him. And
Speaker 1: Jews are big on family fucking and doing good deeds,
Speaker 1: you know, and mits was as we call them, and
Speaker 1: so But Christmas, dude, dude, love love the uh love
Speaker 1: that time of year, you know, all the music being home.
Speaker 1: And my wife had never she's from Arizona. So when
Speaker 1: she went up to Seattle for like the holidays and
Speaker 1: got to be around you know azy. It's like beautiful
Speaker 1: in December, so she's in like true fall weather for
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and Christmas's now she's all about it and she
Speaker 1: wants to go back up there, but Halloween is up
Speaker 1: there for sure. The Halloween parties, I mean first time
Speaker 1: I did mushrooms was a Halloween party at my frat
Speaker 1: api in uh at usc and was on mushrooms for
Speaker 1: the first time, and that was one of the greatest
Speaker 1: nights in my life. I was dancing with a girl.
Speaker 1: She was, you know, grinding on me. I thought I was.
Speaker 1: I saw I thought I started coming with my pants.
Speaker 1: I walked away, and she like turned around and even
Speaker 1: like I was, must have been making the face of like,
Speaker 1: you know, you guys can't hold it. We're so fucking dude,
Speaker 1: We're such idiots. Like I couldn't act cool and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'm fucking control what's happened. I couldn't, so I
Speaker 1: was just like and so then she like turned back.
Speaker 1: I think she'd be like dancing harder, you know, like
Speaker 1: knowing that I was going like, you know, fucking beetlejuice.
Speaker 1: And then and then she and then she walked away
Speaker 1: like mission accomplished, like you know, I'll send you the
Speaker 1: bill and fucking and I go upstairs and I go
Speaker 1: to a buddy mine and he's like, you're right, and
Speaker 1: I just had probably chest started tripping, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I fucking I'm freaking out. Man. I just fucking thought
Speaker 1: I came in my pants and by the way, I
Speaker 1: feel completely dry. I was like, I thought I came.
Speaker 1: I didn't, So now what I'm questioning everything now? And
Speaker 1: then he goes, dude, come in and watch some some
Speaker 1: We watched some MTV music videos a Lance Morrisset's ironic
Speaker 1: was on fucking the beginning starts. I just started fucking crying,
Speaker 1: and then it was just that I went back out
Speaker 1: and then you know, I think I had smoked some
Speaker 1: weed and that kind of bounced things out. But trigger
Speaker 1: treating is a lot of fun, dude. I went as
Speaker 1: a bird my uh second grade. My mom went to
Speaker 1: goodwill and got me, ah, got me a bird costume.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't even like from anything like you're thinking, oh,
Speaker 1: were you big bird? Were you tweety bird? Were you
Speaker 1: fucking uh woody woodpecker? No, dude, just a fucking orange
Speaker 1: bird with no purple purple. I got the outfits I wish. Fuck,
Speaker 1: I gotta find it and post it, dude, purple bird,
Speaker 1: big feathers. And I was a big kid. You're like,
Speaker 1: how big, dude? Well, my coach in basketball called me
Speaker 1: Krispy Kreme abdul Jabbar, So how fucking fat do you
Speaker 1: think that is? Mom and I shared a bra, So
Speaker 1: I was a big kid, Dude. I actually want to say,
Speaker 1: I'll put a number two. I think one seventy in
Speaker 1: the fourth or fifth grade. Holy unit, the unit, dude,
Speaker 1: before Randy Johnson dide it was fucking Adam Ray packing.
Speaker 4: He love Arizona and its what's that love? The Arizona reference?
Speaker 4: I'm from Arizona, dude, what part Cave Creek, Arizona north
Speaker 4: of Scottsdale.
Speaker 1: Bro, that's worse. They lived in Cave Creek off the
Speaker 1: Cave Highway. Yes, but high school.
Speaker 4: Catch the Shadows high school the only one in the
Speaker 4: whole school district.
Speaker 1: I think she fucking I think she wanted she might
Speaker 1: have gotten a pinnacle. Nope, Cactus Shadow sounds sure? How
Speaker 1: are you? I'm thirty three years old, she's twenty nine. Oh,
Speaker 1: fucking dude. If this is this is how quick takes
Speaker 1: a turn?
Speaker 4: Dude, wait the podcast The wildest turn of this podcast
Speaker 4: could possibly take.
Speaker 2: Wait, say, did you ever hook up with an under
Speaker 2: armor all American in high school?
Speaker 1: You mind if I call her?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You go ahead?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sweetheart?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 1: Hey, babe, I'm still on the podcast. But Taylor went
Speaker 1: to Cat the Shadows high school and he's from Cave Creek,
Speaker 1: that's one of the hosts. Didn't you go to cat
Speaker 1: the Shadows?
Speaker 6: Whoa?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I just said to him like, well, I said,
Speaker 1: you're twenty nine and I go and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm thirty three. And then there was a beat, and
Speaker 1: I go, if you fuck my wife, this podcast is over, babe.
Speaker 1: Do you know Taylor Lawan? Lawan?
Speaker 4: No, Ya, you sucked?
Speaker 1: Whoa? This is Tonight's Dorito's moment of the pod. Thank
Speaker 1: fucking God. Gotta be honest. My heart was racing and
Speaker 1: it wasn't the cold brew or thes in they made me.
Speaker 1: They peer pressure.
Speaker 2: Lucy.
Speaker 1: Sorry, what this out? And the Lucy they gave me.
Speaker 8: She would have catch Shadows that I love Lucy, not
Speaker 8: just a show.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 4: She would have catched Shadows for real.
Speaker 8: Yeah, babe, cat the Shadows right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, where'd you grow up at?
Speaker 1: Dud dude, that's my wife.
Speaker 3: I grew up in Rio Verdi and then I moved to.
Speaker 7: Uh like the Cave Creeker when I was fifteen, but
Speaker 7: I graduated in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so your wife grew up on a ranch. She's
Speaker 4: in the sticks of Real Verdict.
Speaker 1: Oh, bro, the Boonies.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, literally forty five minutes from anything.
Speaker 2: What class were you?
Speaker 1: All?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: After So she was an eighth grader when you were
Speaker 2: a senior.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she probably went to like there's only two middle
Speaker 4: schools in that whole district.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Asy, it's awesome and big unit, you know,
Speaker 1: former manner. But then went to you guys, and obviously
Speaker 1: you like took things up on och Asy rules. I
Speaker 1: went there when my folks split. Thanks for bringing it up.
Speaker 1: I went down there in ninety five and when the Mariners,
Speaker 1: you know, had their spring training before they saved baseball
Speaker 1: in Seattle. You guys are sports fans. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you followed that ninety five not.
Speaker 4: A big baseball or basketball podcast, just football, right, We're
Speaker 4: one to be good, yeah, yeah, but your parents are divorced.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I went down to Asy.
Speaker 2: What happened there?
Speaker 1: Cheated? It was a doctor adultry hooked up with a nurse.
Speaker 1: Let's see what else with the nurse. Moved to a
Speaker 1: z then moved to Quadland in Midway Island, then Santa Fe,
Speaker 1: then Waffa, Nevada, and now running from brother my dad
Speaker 1: moving around to like different va clinics to try to
Speaker 1: like make money and send it back. Yeah, but also
Speaker 1: also the cops. Yeah, he was fair making fentanyl brands
Speaker 1: and sell him to mills before yeah before. No, it's
Speaker 1: still cool.
Speaker 2: We've just been late to the game. Okay, but so.
Speaker 1: Big unit, I go down there, I'm walking to My
Speaker 1: dad lived in Glendale, so and it was like one
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty three every day.
Speaker 8: So one thing, I love AZ, but that heat is
Speaker 8: wild brutal, and I would talked to.
Speaker 1: The era Arrowhead mall and just drenched in sweat. But
Speaker 1: young fat Adam was like looking to burn cows. Back
Speaker 1: to the bird story, dressed as a bird, fat bird.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm out there by the way, playing dude,
Speaker 1: not too far off, you know, just the face a
Speaker 1: bit Bobby Lee and his costume. So that's Bobby Lee
Speaker 1: if he wasn't up, and so he was. And so
Speaker 1: I'm you know, every kid stress up as a ninja,
Speaker 1: a ninja, turtle, a cop, a robber, a cowboy. So
Speaker 1: we're out a recess second grade and like, broh, kid
Speaker 1: you not. I'm like, what are we playing, guys? Because
Speaker 1: you're in costume, you still want to play a recess
Speaker 1: and like you know, playing you know, cowboys versus turtles.
Speaker 1: And they're like you can stand sit up in that
Speaker 1: tree and be on lookout like a fucking owl, you fat,
Speaker 1: fucking tweedy bitch, you know. And that was the principal
Speaker 1: saying that to me. And so and so here's the
Speaker 1: worst part. Here's what I'm getting at. They would make
Speaker 1: the the first through fourth grade parade their costumes through
Speaker 1: the fifth and sixth grade classes, so you can only
Speaker 1: imagine the embarrassment. So I'm and there was a hat
Speaker 1: on the bird costume, so like this, imagine pulling that
Speaker 1: bird face all the way down and then the my
Speaker 1: eyes were through the like the beak, so the beak
Speaker 1: was like covering right here and like the eyes were
Speaker 1: through it, and then the eyes were here or the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could look through the beak and I'm waddling through.
Speaker 1: And I remember just waddling through this class and you know,
Speaker 1: all these cool costumes, and I hear the fifth and
Speaker 1: sixth graders laughing, and they're like, dude, how foo the
Speaker 1: fuck's in that bird outfit. That's the fattest fucking bird
Speaker 1: I've ever seen, dude, And like that bird's got tit.
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, it was wild, dude. And I remember
Speaker 1: just going to my mom being like, this is the
Speaker 1: worst cosume you guys have ever passed.
Speaker 4: You know, how do you recover from that?
Speaker 1: You don't, dude, you become a comedian.
Speaker 8: Honestly, it's probably not too far off Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: But yeah, my mom would just put like this webbing
Speaker 2: on me, and I would just be like a dead
Speaker 2: football player, a dead baseball player.
Speaker 10: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was the Ultimate Warrior one year. Oh my
Speaker 2: homemade costume awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom w made my costumes too. I was
Speaker 4: a for two years in a row. I was an
Speaker 4: employee of the Titanic, not Rose or Jacks.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait that's brilliant. Yeah, just not even one
Speaker 1: of the guys playing the hat.
Speaker 4: And I had a coat that my mom got a
Speaker 4: good will She like sewed on some buttons on us.
Speaker 4: It was sick. Actually, probably my favorite costume of all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got poor, we were we were all.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever you say when I say, yeah, you just
Speaker 1: said you were an employee on the Titanic, that's a.
Speaker 4: Fucking stretch of a Mom was a wizard with the
Speaker 4: sewing machine.
Speaker 1: Awesome. Also very creative though, yes, because here's the thing
Speaker 1: when you want to say, your kid, I mean as
Speaker 1: much as the teasing, you know, took, it took a toll,
Speaker 1: you know, at least it was like a different thing.
Speaker 1: Like you know, it's like I there were no other
Speaker 1: fucking birds with boobs, you know. So yeah, so she
Speaker 1: had that going forward.
Speaker 4: And the thing was essentially not that well done. Not
Speaker 4: that well done. But that's very young, that's very very close.
Speaker 2: You're just a wizard back there with the AI hunt.
Speaker 1: Yeah for real day, Sherman, you're killing it. Sherman's like this,
Speaker 1: Sherman's Sherman, right, sure, dude, I got a Let me
Speaker 1: just say this real quick. Kids, you can't smoke. We
Speaker 1: etn't have a short term memory. I do these you know,
Speaker 1: meet and greets after shows for free, which there might
Speaker 1: come a time when I run out of energy. They're
Speaker 1: now taking ninety minutes to a couple hours after the
Speaker 1: show at while yeah, it's great because I did it,
Speaker 1: man when twenty people stayed, you know, so it's just
Speaker 1: like the same muscle, just more people. And again when
Speaker 1: they're coming to the shows and they're like, you know,
Speaker 1: to this one couple, I was just in Naples, just
Speaker 1: got out before Milton and they they had a miscarriage
Speaker 1: like fucking five months ago. The wife's like, I haven't
Speaker 1: mild in fucking five months. Your favorite comical came out,
Speaker 1: Like we're not going to not come out hugged talk
Speaker 1: for a while whatever that show you gotta you gotta
Speaker 1: not that every you know. And then the next person's like,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking dude, I'm an axiousy. That show is fucking wild.
Speaker 1: So like it's The King and the Young but like
Speaker 1: but it means it's just you gotta do and uh.
Speaker 1: But so you know, people will come up and and
Speaker 1: it be a guy that I maybe talked to during
Speaker 1: the crowd and I'm like Dave right, and he's like
Speaker 1: the funk. That was the beginning of the show, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I don't know, man, it's wild. And
Speaker 1: so every time I do it, I'm like, all right, dude,
Speaker 1: when I get to a point where I'm like Scotty Scotty,
Speaker 1: same Sam tonight, then I'm gonna be like, all right,
Speaker 1: I gotta stop smoking pot. But up until you got
Speaker 1: a beautiful brain.
Speaker 8: Still, maybe it's adding to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fine on all cylinders.
Speaker 2: This is one of those pots to there like seamless,
Speaker 2: like you just say one sentence and then he just well.
Speaker 4: He just also he asked him self questions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and please tell me if I'm talking too much. No,
Speaker 1: I think I do a favor talking up.
Speaker 2: I think it.
Speaker 1: I think it's too many pods of where you have
Speaker 1: to like I think starting out carry the load and
Speaker 1: I think i've now and then going on pods like
Speaker 1: kill Tony or Corolla where like you got to be active, dude.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: So it's like, but I gotta, I gotta. You know,
Speaker 1: you're gonna show.
Speaker 4: That's not an invitation for you to stop talking. You
Speaker 4: literally just keep doing exactly what tell us.
Speaker 1: I thank god you didn't tell comedians you hate h.
Speaker 4: First thought Dane Cook do you like him? Seventeen years
Speaker 4: in the game. I heard a lot of bad things
Speaker 4: about him.
Speaker 1: I loved bro Uh, I don't. Uh. There are a
Speaker 1: few people hates a strong word, dude, there's a few
Speaker 1: people I don't like. I don't like hates. You know what,
Speaker 1: I've never I can uh confidently say, I've never wasted
Speaker 1: time hating somebody beautiful? Have I Have? There been people
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, you're bad for comedy. Fuck yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I'll give you a four or five right now, where
Speaker 1: you're just a bad person. You're bad business wise, you
Speaker 1: talk shit, you you're starts, You're just like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? It's tough enough, dude. It's so fucking tough
Speaker 1: to get anything going, you know. I mean the dude
Speaker 1: having some a nice bump right now and like shows
Speaker 1: being packed and you're getting to do his tour and
Speaker 1: it's all on and really now it's all on me
Speaker 1: to like get sleep and not fucking you know, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, smoke too much at night and blow my
Speaker 1: pipes out. But it's like it's on you, dude, and
Speaker 1: it's really uh to go out of your way to like,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, thing like that, and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just like you know, it's uh.
Speaker 2: But there are some people that you said you're gonna
Speaker 2: give us four or five?
Speaker 1: Oh, you want me to give him too?
Speaker 6: This?
Speaker 1: You guys get this from Bert. Bert loves it Chryscher
Speaker 1: to talk about comics. But it's always like who do
Speaker 1: you hate? Who do you hate? Bird?
Speaker 4: You're doing this podcast exactly? Burt does it too? You
Speaker 4: will and I will say fifteen words the whole time.
Speaker 1: Well, no, you enjoy it. We enjoy people hate when
Speaker 1: Bird do that? Right?
Speaker 4: No, people on the internet do you? Oh yeah, love Birt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bird is the man.
Speaker 4: People can talk shit all they want.
Speaker 1: That's got to be Bird's story. I mean, dude, when
Speaker 1: you when you've lived a cool life like Bird has,
Speaker 1: don't you want to hear him tell all these stories
Speaker 1: and likes and thought like he's done like a guy.
Speaker 1: He loves it too. Thank you, dude. What a challenge.
Speaker 1: I look at him to it and I just told
Speaker 1: him this. I saw him a little bit ago, like
Speaker 1: the fully loaded thing was wild. Dude. I did about
Speaker 1: four dates on it, bringing using your namesake and what
Speaker 1: you've quid to bring to other people that like, don't
Speaker 1: ever get to hang out and and be on the
Speaker 1: road and make some cash and do some shows and
Speaker 1: like what and like it was so fun dude, and
Speaker 1: not and and everybody is so in their lane trying
Speaker 1: to do their own ship. So that's why it's cool
Speaker 1: when people kind of, you know, expand something like that
Speaker 1: to go let me, let me let's you know again,
Speaker 1: like just throwing darts and trying to create. I mean
Speaker 1: he's always coming up with ideas. Dude, that's pretty pretty cool.
Speaker 1: So uh, dude, Sherman is looking at me a little too, Sherman.
Speaker 8: Actually he's uh people, close your eyes in your mouth, dude.
Speaker 1: Whoa. That was fucking cool.
Speaker 4: He's been beating his submission.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 4: The reason why I brought that, I even said Dane
Speaker 4: Cook in the beginning is middle School Tailor was all
Speaker 4: about Dan Cook. I think all of us, I think
Speaker 4: all of us went through a big Dan Cook face.
Speaker 4: But you start to see these clips like Dave Chappelle
Speaker 4: had one where he was doing something and like, hey,
Speaker 4: only to do a hard ten because this is Dane's night.
Speaker 4: And then at the end of the ten he's like, hey,
Speaker 4: I don't usually do this, but I'm gonna do a
Speaker 4: meet and greet after and the whole place left and
Speaker 4: Dane's knight was ruined. So does you kind of hear
Speaker 4: these stories? Wow, Dan Cook, I mean kind of be
Speaker 4: in a certain way. I don't know if you've had
Speaker 4: any experiences like that, but personally I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Dane has you know, I was a
Speaker 1: huge fan of his when I came up. Like, there's
Speaker 1: certain people, you know. Eddie Murphy was the first. Delirious
Speaker 1: was the first stand up I saw when I go, oh, man,
Speaker 1: that looks so fun, you know. Uh, Simbad was the
Speaker 1: first stand up I remember watching. My dad showed me
Speaker 1: where I was like, dude, this is fucking hilarious. What
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: I didn't know what Stantap was. Delirious made me kind
Speaker 1: of want to do it, and then yeah, I got
Speaker 1: I listened to I think Vicious Circle and then got
Speaker 1: to La and then was like, you know, at the
Speaker 1: laugh Factory doing open mics, and then I'd get on
Speaker 1: shows that he was on and then you get to
Speaker 1: know me, and then did a few dates with him
Speaker 1: and like he's an intense guy, you know, uh for sure,
Speaker 1: he you know, he definitely. It's not everybody has that
Speaker 1: bug in them to want to like and this is
Speaker 1: not an essential requirement of comedy, but like being again
Speaker 1: kind and hanging out goes a long way, and some
Speaker 1: people just don't. I think he also got so big
Speaker 1: so quick he skipped comedy clubs. He went from like
Speaker 1: doing his spots as far as like headlining, like doing
Speaker 1: a weekend at Zandies, he never did because he won't
Speaker 1: write to theaters and colleges and was like making bank
Speaker 1: and then college theaters to arenas or theaters and then
Speaker 1: you know, so so he kind of skipped a step
Speaker 1: as far as being able to connect and be around
Speaker 1: and have to hang But then I'll say too, like
Speaker 1: as I got to know him, he wasn't doing it
Speaker 1: even when he was still big.
Speaker 8: So it's like and now I think he yeah, and
Speaker 8: again that's not a knock.
Speaker 1: It's just some people. And he's talked about being socially
Speaker 1: uh you know, ridden with anxiety or whatever, so I
Speaker 1: you know, very understanding of that. The attention to detailing
Speaker 1: here is what if Shrman was just a fucking robot, Dude,
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, we got a Halloween robot from CBS,
Speaker 1: he might be sm dude, could you look at me
Speaker 1: under that had a little bit more like you're not
Speaker 1: gonna stab me in my cock when I sleep tonight?
Speaker 1: Oh tongue out Jordan's style. I just watched The Last
Speaker 1: Dance again too, and uh yeah, so so there's no
Speaker 1: you know, uh, it's not required to have to be
Speaker 1: a chummed everybody, but like it does. I mean, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm not that. I'm not that way where I can
Speaker 1: just come in and go. Even at comedy clubs. You know,
Speaker 1: I walked into this club in Naples and they's got
Speaker 1: a huge staff, got big menus, a lot of love
Speaker 1: moon parts, but probably thirty people moving and shake and
Speaker 1: like in the kitchen and waiters and bartenders and walk around.
Speaker 1: I go, what's up? What's up? I give a couple bumps.
Speaker 1: You know, what's your name? Oh cool, what's your name?
Speaker 1: What's your name? And I've always done that again, even
Speaker 1: when I was selling fucking ten tickets, because it feels
Speaker 1: weird to me to go into a place and just
Speaker 1: act like they're they're not there. And then also when
Speaker 1: you get to know the staff that it, then you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: they have your back a little bit more to like
Speaker 1: make the whole weekend great, right, right, So, but some
Speaker 1: people just don't fucking do that, and it's no, it's not.
Speaker 1: There's no right or wrong answer. I only know what
Speaker 1: I've done. But I but I don't think he's a
Speaker 1: bad guy, and I, you know, have had some fun
Speaker 1: chats with him and times where I am like, oh,
Speaker 1: I bet he wishes he would have kicked it more,
Speaker 1: you know, because who knows where. I mean, he's definitely
Speaker 1: he's still doing big theaters and he's still got all
Speaker 1: his fans. But really, yeah, I did not know that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, on a theater too, and hour I think. But
Speaker 8: so again it's, uh, it's not.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And it goes back to the being
Speaker 1: kind thing dude if you like. But again, if people don't,
Speaker 1: there's some people in our business that like they're comfy
Speaker 1: on stage and they're not comfy off. So if you
Speaker 1: need to or you're just like, I'm doing my set
Speaker 1: and I'm going home because then I'm gonna like work.
Speaker 1: But like I had to early on, some comics told
Speaker 1: me that, like fucking hang out a bit, and so I,
Speaker 1: you know, I have to strap on the Wolverine close
Speaker 1: at fucking nine am and talk to you know, uh uh,
Speaker 1: you know people from overseas. You know, there was sometimes
Speaker 1: I talked to I was in Wolverine costume, Greg Maddox,
Speaker 1: Dave Matthews, fucking John Stamos, and fucking I saw Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson walking there with a fucking sheet with his kids
Speaker 1: one time. And when I was in New York cop
Speaker 1: and I blew my whistle and was like, hey, slow down,
Speaker 1: you're going too fast, and he fucking just like kind
Speaker 1: of turned and like just you know, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, s a little bit of the face, you know,
Speaker 1: and uh but uh yeah, man, I mean, like you guys,
Speaker 1: It's why people want to come on your Guys show too, man,
Speaker 1: because you're outwardly like you know, chummy, and you got
Speaker 1: you want to you know, you're you seem inviting.
Speaker 4: You will have a time.
Speaker 1: It matters, man, you know.
Speaker 8: And if you like, if you put up a bibele
Speaker 8: you're not doing that, then people aren't gonna fuck with you.
Speaker 2: Right. It seems like you tell a good origin story
Speaker 2: for your first time you jerked off.
Speaker 1: Bro, let's go, let's take it.
Speaker 4: And then you were you were wondering you were wondering
Speaker 4: about like the bus and how it started on our
Speaker 4: first like today's episodes.
Speaker 1: Today September fifteenth, I was, I sat down, I go,
Speaker 1: you know what, now's a good time as any you know,
Speaker 1: I've been with this dick for forty two years. Let's
Speaker 1: fucking see what happened. So so it's about three and
Speaker 1: a half, three and a half weeks ago.
Speaker 4: The first time, No, dude, of course not. I want
Speaker 4: to hear young Yeah, two girls, one cup. You hated
Speaker 4: the video?
Speaker 2: This is this is og bus? Actually this would always
Speaker 2: be a staple question.
Speaker 1: Actually it is. Yeah, I actually think the first well
Speaker 1: the first time, I remember, I think I got a
Speaker 1: hand up before I jerked off.
Speaker 4: Really, hey, are you kind of amazing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you care? Dude? That was awesome. I didn't
Speaker 1: know how that was going to come out or be received.
Speaker 4: You just you got way cool in our book, because
Speaker 4: feel like all of us, I was like two hundred
Speaker 4: in before I even a girl even looked at me.
Speaker 1: Well look again, like dad, uh, that's my uh brother's
Speaker 1: now a doctor. I con we did putting hair on
Speaker 1: his chest. He was so fucking find I should have
Speaker 1: a family, guy, when he was seven. He's got an
Speaker 1: amazing sense of humor. Now, I mean, it's unbelievable, dude,
Speaker 1: Show your kids the good shit when they can absorb it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, I think I was not nervous. Just didn't.
Speaker 1: It's not like your dad teaches you. It's not like
Speaker 1: my dad left, so I didn't have a dad to
Speaker 1: fucking show me how to bank it. No, it was
Speaker 1: like I just didn't. But yeah, Handshob was probably fucking
Speaker 1: thirteen fourteen, all right.
Speaker 2: Still I got to be thinking too, like, what's about
Speaker 2: to happen right now?
Speaker 1: Bro? Was wild. I can almost still tap into the
Speaker 1: feeling of it. It was wild. Yeah, I mean it's happening,
Speaker 1: hands free. It was happening, and it's happening now. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that was wild. And I remember who it was?
Speaker 1: Crazy dude. I actually did think.
Speaker 4: About, Well, you don't remember who it was?
Speaker 1: I do, oh yeah, yeah, because there's certain people that
Speaker 1: you'll like, you'll look for on Facebook from time to time,
Speaker 1: just to kind of like there was a girl my
Speaker 1: how they doing? Yeah, And there was a girl in
Speaker 1: our fourth fifth grade split named Jenny Taylor, and she
Speaker 1: thought she was a cat and she would like, oh,
Speaker 1: and she would like scratch our teacher, missus McQuay r ip.
Speaker 1: She would hit schedule. Her parents were like she was
Speaker 1: four foot six or four foot two. Her parents were
Speaker 1: like five feet They were like little gnomes. Her dad
Speaker 1: at a giant beard. They were scientists, and they would
Speaker 1: come in every year and do like a like has
Speaker 1: anyone never can anyone spell raboplasm? And we were like, dude,
Speaker 1: fuck off, dude, what is We're in fifth grade? Dude,
Speaker 1: we're all trying to get hand jobs in eight years,
Speaker 1: you know, and and so but Jenny. I would look
Speaker 1: for Jenny from time to time. Shortly after that when
Speaker 1: Facebook popped off and I was like, dude, where no
Speaker 1: no trace? So, but Facebook's good for that to find
Speaker 1: the old uh, the old flings. Yeah, what about you guys,
Speaker 1: you've already talked about this. Your first Yeah, first time.
Speaker 2: I was in in my bathroom, on my toilet or
Speaker 2: was it in the shower. I think that might have
Speaker 2: been the second time. That's when I experienced shampoo. My
Speaker 2: second time very young. In the game that is find
Speaker 2: out the wrong movie, Yeah, you find out the wrong
Speaker 2: way the hard way.
Speaker 1: That's like watching with subtitles. Yeah, you're just like, dude,
Speaker 1: this is not the way it's supposed to be enjoying it.
Speaker 2: But my foot would start my foot started shaking, and
Speaker 2: my toes started pointing when it started happening, and you're
Speaker 2: kind of scared for a second, but everything is like,
Speaker 2: oh ship, how do I do that? Yeah? And then
Speaker 2: the second time around, I thought I was doing it,
Speaker 2: but then I just started peeing. I'm like, okay, I
Speaker 2: wasn't there yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, wait you were jogging off and p came
Speaker 1: out before you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was was rocked up and thought I was
Speaker 2: about to go, but then I realized I just got
Speaker 2: in the shower and I just started peeing on the wall.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, wait, that's not it.
Speaker 1: They had a lot of questions, well, how does your
Speaker 1: body you like get like you're hard. So you're right,
Speaker 1: you're jogging off and then come so Peter just was
Speaker 1: like who whoa, whoa, we got this and then he
Speaker 1: just went out first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, not pe went off first. And then
Speaker 2: and then the you know the come that what it
Speaker 2: feels like very weird like that, you know.
Speaker 1: Saying what I'm asking? So you were jerking you jerked.
Speaker 2: I was jerking, and but then I started peeing, thinking like, okay,
Speaker 2: it's about to come again, because again I only experienced
Speaker 2: one time. It's like, what's happening in my body? I
Speaker 2: thought I was about to happen again. But I just
Speaker 2: started peeing naturally because I was in the show.
Speaker 1: Did you think you're did you know you can obviously
Speaker 1: differentiate between the feelings of coming and peeing, right, so
Speaker 1: you weren't. You weren't jerking off, going like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 1: how am I gonna tell my friends my pisses come?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: No, No, I just oh, I'm just being like I
Speaker 2: just got to keep going. That's when I grabbed the shampoo.
Speaker 2: Learned the hard way.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you were like, I'm not doing my dick.
Speaker 1: Isn't respecting what I'm doing? Dude, We're just going to
Speaker 1: pee at this point until you step up. Treat us
Speaker 1: like a lady.
Speaker 4: Just a war and its hard finding out for me.
Speaker 4: I was you brought up jerked from subway. I could
Speaker 4: have easily been a victim of one of those gentlemen.
Speaker 1: I yes, you kid.
Speaker 4: I didn't think as a child that you could do
Speaker 4: it yourself. I thought, like a girl had to do
Speaker 4: it for you, otherwise it just would not happen. So
Speaker 4: I actually was at my grandparents' house and I was
Speaker 4: in chat rooms getting advice.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And then and that nothing happened there. Nothing happened there.
Speaker 4: But then I was on my school bus and I
Speaker 4: heard these like eighth graders talking in the back how
Speaker 4: they're jerking off a bunch, and I'm thinking, oh, fuck,
Speaker 4: you can really do this yourself.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: So I like went to my mom's apartment, popped off
Speaker 4: in the LimeWire and just LimeWire all just giving my
Speaker 4: computer aids and slowly just every It was like a
Speaker 4: I didn't you know, you know now, like if you
Speaker 4: want to get it done, you can do it under
Speaker 4: a minute for yourself. No problem for me. I kind
Speaker 4: of made a night out of it, like I was
Speaker 4: just kind of tugging on it and figured out what
Speaker 4: was going on. Then literally my right leg started seizing,
Speaker 4: and then my left leg, and then it was just
Speaker 4: like I got panicked and I yelled my mom. I
Speaker 4: yelled for mom, and then I ended up all over
Speaker 4: the keyboard. It was a It was the greatest to
Speaker 4: this day, yeah, to this day.
Speaker 1: It's it'll never what's so long as you guys have
Speaker 1: gone working it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're talking about a solid goon sash.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about like, are we edging in this
Speaker 2: situation or you're just saying, how long?
Speaker 1: Let me refreshed.
Speaker 4: Let's let's unpack this entire thing.
Speaker 1: We need more cameras on this time. Let's record this
Speaker 1: for real.
Speaker 4: We'll start to show right now.
Speaker 1: Three two one. How what's the long as you've gone
Speaker 1: without masturbating?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Week? Months? Yeah? Month? Yea on purpose.
Speaker 4: I went through a football season. I went through a
Speaker 4: football season in college. I was like, I'm gonna keep
Speaker 4: all this pent up?
Speaker 1: Wow wow Yeah. Did it have an impact?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, I learned for that season, like
Speaker 4: they will never do that again, because just getting mad.
Speaker 2: I want to say that in college, I want to
Speaker 2: say they debunked that, like I want Hey, one of.
Speaker 4: The schools I wanted to go to USC bad fuck dude,
Speaker 4: USC Texas or l SU or like my three schools
Speaker 4: I wanted prize right Yeah, No, it ended up working
Speaker 4: out and I'm happy. I went to Michigan. I went
Speaker 4: to an all star camp. I met Pete Carroll and
Speaker 4: I was crushing and then they brought Pete Carroll over
Speaker 4: and they offered he off It's the line coach called
Speaker 4: Pete Carroll over during one on once and I was like,
Speaker 4: oh funk, it's about to happen. This kid named Kevin
Speaker 4: Graff actually got offered, and I was like, I might
Speaker 4: be the next one. Got dusted in two one on ones,
Speaker 4: rolled my ankle and I was kind of on the ground. Ah,
Speaker 4: and I look up a Pete Carroll and he looks
Speaker 4: over the old line coaches and walked away.
Speaker 2: Get the fuck that that's me.
Speaker 1: You saw him do that?
Speaker 4: I saw him do that. I either saw it or
Speaker 4: I dreamed it, one of the two. But it definitely
Speaker 4: felt real to me in that moment.
Speaker 1: Because it's like, you know they I know, yeah, you
Speaker 1: would have loved it.
Speaker 4: And like two years after I was at Michigan, that's
Speaker 4: when Will Ferrell was doing all his skits.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Will, Will snoop, and I heard that Pete
Speaker 1: would bring all these slips to practice because he was yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like, it's the same thing when guys have when
Speaker 1: there's pretty girls at there that like you just nobody
Speaker 1: wants to fuck up. She was like, I'm gonna bring
Speaker 1: all these like sluds around. So the people like try hard.
Speaker 1: I mean not that they weren't anyway, but he was like,
Speaker 1: why don't we We have the advantage of having and
Speaker 1: they want to be there.
Speaker 2: So why not make it as competitive as post?
Speaker 4: Totally, no fucking doubt. And so did you are you?
Speaker 4: What's your association with Seattle? Pete Carroll went there? A
Speaker 4: you live there?
Speaker 1: So I grew up there from Yeah, you said something.
Speaker 4: About living in Arizona too and Glendale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just went there for a couple Uh as
Speaker 1: well so that my dad that was where he moved
Speaker 1: around to, gotcha, So grew up in Seattle, moved to
Speaker 1: La Defend. Yeah, and uh two thousand and one, went
Speaker 1: to LA to go to college and then I've just
Speaker 1: been out there since. So graduating.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: Five started standing up in two thousand and seven, and
Speaker 1: then but Pete went to Seattle. So that's why it
Speaker 1: was such a big you know, I mean a lot
Speaker 1: of sc people were bummed. They were like, he's slipping
Speaker 1: out the back door, fucking whatever. You know. The timing
Speaker 1: was wild, but also he wanted.
Speaker 2: A perfect movie.
Speaker 4: Perfect you got to make those movies I think.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say I don't think he knew
Speaker 1: what was going on, but I think. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: a fucking rock star of a human. So whether he
Speaker 1: knew or was like, I don't want to know, but
Speaker 1: the opportunity was. The timing makes it look bad because
Speaker 1: he wanted that type of a situation as far as
Speaker 1: like you know, president and then like co you know,
Speaker 1: like where he could have a lot of say in
Speaker 1: control of the team. He went to go somewhere we
Speaker 1: could really run the show. And so how about that
Speaker 1: he could go two hours north and and it was awesome, dude,
Speaker 1: I mean right right away. And you know I went
Speaker 1: with Bert when he played a climate plage a Seattle arena.
Speaker 1: He hit me up and was like, do you want
Speaker 1: to come to Seattle. We're gonna go to the Seahawks
Speaker 1: camp the day before and it was unreal, dude, and
Speaker 1: it's like we got to catch punts and talked to Pete.
Speaker 1: And this was about three months before he got fired,
Speaker 1: because the season was almost was halfway through. We were
Speaker 1: I think six and two or five and one to
Speaker 1: start that year, and then you know, it just went south.
Speaker 1: And then that was a rap but and I got
Speaker 1: to know John Schneider of the Seahawks GM at that time,
Speaker 1: and we he came to the show that night and
Speaker 1: we drank till four am, and then I got on
Speaker 1: a flight and went to do a shows in Savannah,
Speaker 1: Georgia with my buddy Sal from the Jokers at like
Speaker 1: six am and fucking leaving Schneider and he was like
Speaker 1: just crashing my house, man, which I have now done,
Speaker 1: sinner and I are now fucking boys and Burt fucking
Speaker 1: put that together. I'm gonna go speak to the team
Speaker 1: I think is doctor Phil in December, and then you know,
Speaker 1: he just he just is a savvy fucking football guy
Speaker 1: and throws them back, dude. And so getting we toured
Speaker 1: the whole thing and and Doctor Gino and DK and
Speaker 1: it was it was awesome, man, and it was all
Speaker 1: you know, Bert's generosity, but Pete was so cool man,
Speaker 1: and he was it was just wild to see him
Speaker 1: so in his element, like dancing around practice and then
Speaker 1: you're like, dude, and now and then just gone.
Speaker 4: And then you realize he's seventy, Like he's so old.
Speaker 1: There's no signs of his age, but he was out
Speaker 1: there and rips.
Speaker 4: It around too that I heard he was like he'd
Speaker 4: be in team meetings like back to get the basketball,
Speaker 4: hoop out in the basketball. I just have fun.
Speaker 1: And that's what's interesting about Like his coaching style was
Speaker 1: now Mike McDonald is such a like militant, like we
Speaker 1: have a job. Here's what you're doing. There's no I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess he's still keeping things light because the shot man,
Speaker 1: but none of this ship anymore, you know, none of
Speaker 1: the basketball during meetings and yeah, and you know it
Speaker 1: sucks because these guys that would like you know, when
Speaker 1: Sherman started talking about Pete, you know, they didn't pay him,
Speaker 1: they let him go, and it was like, you know,
Speaker 1: fuck man, you got paid twice maybe three times, they
Speaker 1: drafted you deep you fucking they gave you full on
Speaker 1: opportunities like probably other organization organizations wouldn't have. But I
Speaker 1: don't know, I mean, it just something an approach like
Speaker 1: Pete that he had. I think obviously was was going
Speaker 1: to run its toll. Yeah right.
Speaker 2: Also give the ball to Marshall on Lynch at the
Speaker 2: Gold Yeah roll that.
Speaker 1: It's wild that dude. I'll never I think time does
Speaker 1: heal a little bit. But like that'll that'll be my
Speaker 1: the Sonics. Again, you're not big basketball guys, but the
Speaker 1: Sonics ninety four were the best team of basketb well,
Speaker 1: and Jordan was retired at the time, and we were
Speaker 1: like number one seed in the West and we were
Speaker 1: playing the eight seed Denver Nuggets, and then was when
Speaker 1: mutumble ip fucking I don't famously they beat us basically
Speaker 1: in the first round and he was holding the ball
Speaker 1: and like clinching it on the ground, screaming, and I
Speaker 1: fucking cried, dude, because basketball was my favorite sport at
Speaker 1: the time. When the songs left it fucking you know,
Speaker 1: I forgot about it, but uh yeah, they were just
Speaker 1: right there that picture two over to the yeah, that middle, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it was that picture. Like we were just
Speaker 1: fucking like because we were supposed to go to the
Speaker 1: NBA finals, Jordan was gone, we had the best team,
Speaker 1: so marshawn, dude, I went to the Super Bowl with
Speaker 1: Brad with little Brad Williams. He's a Broncos fan. Our
Speaker 1: teams were pretty hot at the start of the season
Speaker 1: and we were like if we go, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: So we scheduled shows out there, got tickets on stub
Speaker 1: ub wentz fucking it was unbelievable. Like at one point,
Speaker 1: you know, it was I think, what twenty two to nothing,
Speaker 1: I think at half, and Brad's like, dude, we're just
Speaker 1: we're fine, we just got to get points. One score
Speaker 1: back into this Percy runs it back. I have a
Speaker 1: picture of me. I'm not sure if I posted of
Speaker 1: me going like this because Brad's like fucking like looking
Speaker 1: out in the field, so sad, and I started to
Speaker 1: tak a picture of me going like with Brad being sad.
Speaker 1: And I texted to him during the game because that
Speaker 1: was twenty nine to nothing, and he goes, you know,
Speaker 1: if a Dwarf cries at the Super Bowl, everybody gets
Speaker 1: a's right, And I was like, and uh, it's just
Speaker 1: so funny. And then the next year I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, tickets are too expensive. They were wild. I
Speaker 1: think we ended up getting stuff up. They dropped to
Speaker 1: like twelve hundred, I think, and for the Asy game
Speaker 1: it was like no ticket went below six seven eight.
Speaker 1: Hotel a holiday and Express was like two grand a
Speaker 1: night and h and so I went to Seattle, drove
Speaker 1: my dad up from Oregon where he was living, and
Speaker 1: my Buddy's condo. We were in like the main the
Speaker 1: common room, like you know, two floors up and about
Speaker 1: fifty people, big ass party. We were like, dude, I
Speaker 1: want to be in Seattle because I want to party
Speaker 1: in the streets when we win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 8: It was pretty confident. You never know, but like we
Speaker 8: just felt fucking good.
Speaker 1: Dude. We're like, boom, he's in a boom and we
Speaker 1: were injured as fuck, dude. As I've got to know
Speaker 1: some Hawks, like Dude Sherman in that game against the
Speaker 1: Packers that we I mean, how do you win that
Speaker 1: had you know, a dislocated I think elbow or hyper
Speaker 1: extented elbow. Cam Chancellor had fucked up knees, Earl Thomas
Speaker 1: had some rib shit. Jeremy Lane ends up breaking his
Speaker 1: arm after he picked Brady like two plays later. So
Speaker 1: like we were depleted, dude, but then we were up
Speaker 1: ten and then you're like, fuck dude. And then that
Speaker 1: catch by curse they do a cutaway to David Tyree
Speaker 1: against the Pats back in the day, which was like, so,
Speaker 1: you know, awesome because you're like, oh cool, they're kind
Speaker 1: of being like, dude, the Patches can't catch a break man,
Speaker 1: cool catch after cool catch, and I'm sitting there with
Speaker 1: my dad and again fifty people in there. We're having
Speaker 1: a fucking amazing time. Everyone's being like, you know, I
Speaker 1: had to do this voice over job the next morning,
Speaker 1: and I texted one of the cruisers. I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: is there any way we can push this session to
Speaker 1: one instead of ten because I'm going to be out
Speaker 1: of my mind tonight, Like I'm gonna be in the
Speaker 1: streets of my fucking hometown, yeah, with my with my
Speaker 1: best buds and like wild dude, and Marshawn runs the
Speaker 1: ball up and gets stopped, and my stomach I'm not
Speaker 1: even joking. You just fucking drops, dude. He gets stopped
Speaker 1: at the one and I was like, I go oh,
Speaker 1: and my dad goes, what. I go, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I feel like we needed to get it on that one.
Speaker 1: He goes, what does that mean? And I go, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, but fuck dude, because he was going
Speaker 1: dude and just tripped up man. And it just was
Speaker 1: like one of those things where I didn't see that happening,
Speaker 1: but you know what I'm saying, where you're just like
Speaker 1: it felt like fuck, we're just we're stretched, we're continuing
Speaker 1: the opportunities for something to go wrong. And look, even
Speaker 1: if you give it to him, yeah there it is, dude,
Speaker 1: I mean tripped the fuck up right there. And whether
Speaker 1: you give it to him three times and you don't
Speaker 1: get it, a lot of people say, like you still
Speaker 1: you live with that. And here's the thing, dude, that
Speaker 1: play they've done the rust that was the worst past.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 8: You throw that shit low dude, right if we're talking
Speaker 8: about don't you know?
Speaker 4: Yeah high for sure. You saw on the Thursday night
Speaker 4: game last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah dude, yeah, dude, I mean, but but that is
Speaker 1: and again getting into some Hawks and what they've told
Speaker 1: me about they go that that ended it, dude, that
Speaker 1: broke the locker room. Dude. It was Doug Baldwin told me,
Speaker 1: he goes if we won that, he goes, we were
Speaker 1: so tight, he goes. We were so tight, dude.
Speaker 8: And you had all these guys. I mean they'd only
Speaker 8: paid a few guys.
Speaker 1: They had so many young d players on their rookie contracts,
Speaker 1: which is why we you know, that's what the look
Speaker 1: of the draw, right, you get these groups where you're like, fuck,
Speaker 1: did we got beasts for a while for Free and
Speaker 1: Doug was like, dude, we were all like, oh, if
Speaker 1: we win this, we're running it back. We're winning three.
Speaker 1: And he's like, there was no doubt in our mind.
Speaker 1: He's like, there's no doubt in mind mind, our mind,
Speaker 1: we were gonna win the Denver one. No one picked us,
Speaker 1: and that first snap, you know, goes over Peyton's head
Speaker 1: and then everybody goes nuts. And it was like and
Speaker 1: even I saw so much orange in New York City,
Speaker 1: and then when that snap went over Peyton's head and
Speaker 1: in New York against Denver, the whole stadium went nuts
Speaker 1: and we were like, oh shit, like Seattle travel for this.
Speaker 1: But he said that broke the locker room and it
Speaker 1: was like nobody trusted Pete and Russ and everyone, like
Speaker 1: there was no one play. Yeah, dude, is that wild?
Speaker 4: That's crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And and and and they're just you know, not doing
Speaker 1: your job, like everybody's like, dude, Marshaan, I think I
Speaker 1: saw on some pot. He was like, you just want
Speaker 1: to be able to do your job and help the team.
Speaker 1: I was like, and you didn't let me do that,
Speaker 1: like you know, like that's that's what I was there for.
Speaker 4: Literally one yard you can just tell, and he was
Speaker 4: a part of him died that day. Yeah, oh is that?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh so, And just to just I guess, you know,
Speaker 1: fill in the blanks on how sad that was, because
Speaker 1: every Seattle sports fan has their own version of like
Speaker 1: you know, and like now you can talk about it whatever,
Speaker 1: but like without crying. I mean I cry when I
Speaker 1: get off the bus, for sure.
Speaker 8: But but all fifty people that were in this room, bro,
Speaker 8: I had friends.
Speaker 1: I hadn't seen him probably eight years. Good friends. How
Speaker 1: good are they? You haven't seen him in eight years?
Speaker 1: But but uh, you know, we talk a lot and
Speaker 1: didn't even say goodbye. Just fucking everybody left. I'm not
Speaker 1: even joking. I were my best friends. It set oh up.
Speaker 1: You know. I wasn't going to see him for another
Speaker 1: four or five months. No turning around like dude, what
Speaker 1: the fuck I'll call you later, none of that. Just
Speaker 1: he pieced out. I turned around at one point he
Speaker 1: was just gone. And then I'll go over my dad
Speaker 1: and he's like he was just like he was like
Speaker 1: he looks so he was just like so much guilt.
Speaker 1: I was just like, you feel bad for cheating on
Speaker 1: my mom? He's like, no, the game. I was like, oh, shock.
Speaker 1: But it was a similar type of like I can't believe.
Speaker 1: I've never seen a grown man so bewildered. And I'll
Speaker 1: use that word too often, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Because he was just like you couldn't believe it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the split second, that's why sports are awesome. I
Speaker 1: don't get how people don't like sports, but you gotta
Speaker 1: take the good and the bad. And here's the thing,
Speaker 1: it's like that was such a I was in see
Speaker 1: the next day in sports radar and it was a dark,
Speaker 1: gloomy day, dude, and it was like a sports radio.
Speaker 1: It was sad, dude. And like everywhere everywhere I went,
Speaker 1: like a coffee shop, a fucking brothel, a KFC, taco bell,
Speaker 1: combo glory hole, like everywhere I went, everyone was just like, bumming, dude,
Speaker 1: is that wild?
Speaker 4: Crazy? That's that's sports?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is, That's what it is. What do you
Speaker 1: have an equivalent in any career?
Speaker 2: I mean, we got destroyed in the Big tenle bring.
Speaker 2: I mean we got destroyed. They hung up, they hung
Speaker 2: over seventy on us. Three different running backs ran for
Speaker 2: like two hundred yards. It was like Melvin Gordon, James
Speaker 2: White downy ball.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 2: That was our senior year. We had seven fourth quarter
Speaker 2: comebacks that year. We were ten and two going into
Speaker 2: that game. And Ohio State was banned that year for
Speaker 2: the tattoo stuff. I want to say Penn State, they
Speaker 2: were in trouble that year. They Yeah, this was when
Speaker 2: it was happening. We played, We played that that week
Speaker 2: that the same dusky stuff all came out. We went
Speaker 2: to Penn State and played. But Wisconsin was like the
Speaker 2: third team in that division and we beat him earlier
Speaker 2: in that In that season, they hung seventy on us
Speaker 2: BRO and that was like, yeah, you were.
Speaker 4: What was that that game set Bro?
Speaker 1: That's like demoralizing, Yeah we were, Yeah we got kill.
Speaker 2: Look at that forty two in the first half. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're getting forty two to ten in the at halftime.
Speaker 2: It's like, what do you even say in the locker room?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not insurmountable, but it's it's it's it's
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys tell me, I mean I.
Speaker 2: Know forty you know the games that's you asked what
Speaker 2: kind of memory takes you to a spot like that?
Speaker 2: Like I think of that game so I.
Speaker 1: Only played football up until sophomore in high school. I
Speaker 1: was offensive and defensive line, and you know, so we
Speaker 1: got to I got to play a few you know
Speaker 1: JV but like and we suited up freshman for a
Speaker 1: varsity game that they like, you know, destroyed. So we
Speaker 1: went into the end just to fucking you know, get
Speaker 1: some reps. But definitely always got to shoot up and
Speaker 1: go to the games. And was up, you know, on
Speaker 1: the sidelines for a game where it got blown out,
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, it felt like people were you know,
Speaker 1: that was not you know, what anybody anticipated. But like
Speaker 1: seventy is yeah, we played.
Speaker 4: We played Ohio State twenty thirteen, I believe it was,
Speaker 4: and I think the final score was like forty two
Speaker 4: forty three or forty two forty one, and we had
Speaker 4: the ball last and our coach pretty Hill goes, hey,
Speaker 4: when we score, we're going for two. We're ending this game.
Speaker 4: So we go down and we scored, and we went
Speaker 4: for two, and our quarterback threw it right to the
Speaker 4: right to the defense and it was over brutal.
Speaker 1: What the fuck I know that was?
Speaker 4: That was one of those like straight back to the
Speaker 4: house case of Ham's Light just found them as fast
Speaker 4: as you possibly can numb the pain. Yeah, eat emotionally,
Speaker 4: it's a horrible feeling. Yeah, there was a big fist
Speaker 4: fight that game too when a State guy got ejected.
Speaker 1: How close is the football locker room on a hole?
Speaker 1: Just everybody? Is it clickie like anything?
Speaker 2: Or it just kind of depends on what kind of
Speaker 2: team you have.
Speaker 4: College is over one hundred people on that football team,
Speaker 4: hundred players everybody, No, you know everyone, but it's like
Speaker 4: it's there's definitely like tears like people it's high school quarterback.
Speaker 4: I mean like yeah, like the offense line always. The
Speaker 4: offense line traditionally is like the best group of guys
Speaker 4: to be around, the the most humble. They hang out
Speaker 4: like they're more down to earth cats. I think it's
Speaker 4: it's great to be around, but you do have these
Speaker 4: pockets everywhere, and you're just hoping for a Will Compton
Speaker 4: like a gatekeeper to kind of bring everybody together. Ben Jones,
Speaker 4: who is a center for the Titans, Yeah he is,
Speaker 4: Like those are the guys you want around because then
Speaker 4: he just like brings you from each click to each
Speaker 4: click and kind of brings the team together.
Speaker 1: Let's go. It's a nice little deal going to the
Speaker 1: Titans game on Sunday pump.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, how do you feel about it? Colts?
Speaker 1: I mean I haven't been following either. I mean Flag
Speaker 1: Jordan on the Wizards.
Speaker 2: He just threw touchdowns, but they lost right to the Jags.
Speaker 2: Either way, it's like the Giants feeling.
Speaker 1: What's that the Giants?
Speaker 4: No, the lost of the Jags. The Colts lost to
Speaker 4: the Jags. But Flacco man doesn't.
Speaker 1: Get enough credit, doesn't does not when the Ravens, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: with the Ravens.
Speaker 4: Speaking of raven that's obviously you know Stavros. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 4: his clips on the raven every game, so he is
Speaker 4: on Instagram every single winner loss. He does a whole video.
Speaker 4: He has a big Joe fla guy. He's so fucking funny.
Speaker 4: Have you seen these? No, dude, you got to look
Speaker 4: it up. We don't obviously have volume, but he does these,
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, these hilarious videos sports guys.
Speaker 2: Something about Joe Flacco, you know, but something because Ravens. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Ravens just won in overtime and Flacco had a good game,
Speaker 2: so he was still referring to like Jack Joe Flacco
Speaker 2: through for three fifty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the raven The Ravens and the Bengals last
Speaker 4: week went into overtime like yeah, five touchdowns and so
Speaker 4: and at the end estaffish is like murdering the Bengals.
Speaker 4: Who day oh who days one and four?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just going off on Ravens near that w
Speaker 1: by the way.
Speaker 4: That's funny, dude, super funny.
Speaker 1: Another guy got to know on the fully Loaded fest.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Another reason why it's like and he I think is
Speaker 1: gonna do one of our doctor for live theater shows.
Speaker 1: Late night they had one of the uh we're at
Speaker 1: the Hall of Fame and can I think and where
Speaker 1: we were staying. The whole after party where the buses
Speaker 1: were had like uh pool and just all this just
Speaker 1: a dope hang big you know, Bird just goes to
Speaker 1: the Nines with like the post show hanging. Then so
Speaker 1: Burton Stop was uh and I heard just in the
Speaker 1: pool just smoking blunts and drinking and just like bullshitting
Speaker 1: and talking comedy and this and that. And at some
Speaker 1: point Bert's like who do you guys hate?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 1: And then uh, so that's why I got to know
Speaker 1: Stop just like in the point that and just you know,
Speaker 1: but yeah, he's I didn't know he's a sports guy.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: Has there ever been a guy in comedy? This is
Speaker 4: kind of like a dumb, cheeky question, but has there
Speaker 4: ever been a guy in comedy that, like, you thought,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna like this guy just based off his comedy,
Speaker 4: and you meet him, You're like, I fucking love this guy.
Speaker 1: I'm sure because everybody's judged a book by its cover,
Speaker 1: no question.
Speaker 4: But I've also asked you who you hate, so I'd
Speaker 4: rather switch it up you who you like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell you well, I mean, let me give you
Speaker 1: who do I think? I not wasn't gonna like him,
Speaker 1: and did well, not that I was gonna like. But
Speaker 1: when I uh, Todd Berry is super quiet and shy,
Speaker 1: you know, Todd Barry is not to pull him up
Speaker 1: right now? Yeah, I mean, it's just a fucking super
Speaker 1: fun comic, just real quiet and shy and kind of
Speaker 1: like snarky and snappy and and he's just one of
Speaker 1: the nicest guys. But yeah, he's fucking.
Speaker 4: Count professor Xavier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who do I like? I mean, dude, I mean,
Speaker 1: Santino has been my boy since we both started.
Speaker 4: Uh he did bad bad friends. Yeah, you did it's
Speaker 4: my favorite podcast we've ever done.
Speaker 1: I totally I'm not gonna say why, Yeah, there's another
Speaker 1: way for me to say that quicker, but yeah agreed.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Solid in his clips too, with the uh, what's her name, Bobby,
Speaker 2: what's her last name? Yeah, Bobby, the clips that are
Speaker 2: going around with him and her on the golf course
Speaker 2: all off or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he crushed that. Yeah, Bobby is It's
Speaker 1: so funny when they Bobby was the first guy I
Speaker 1: went on the road with for about three years and
Speaker 1: opened for and really just showed me out you're supposed
Speaker 1: to be as a headliner and just was so generous
Speaker 1: and funny and and uh. And then he was like,
Speaker 1: I think me Andrew gonna start a podcast. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh god. I was like, get ready to buy a
Speaker 1: second house. I mean, they're you just knew their energies together, a.
Speaker 4: Million subscribers before like one hundred episodes.
Speaker 1: And and Bobby and they both had kind of significant followings,
Speaker 1: and then just mashing them.
Speaker 4: Together was dude Bobby on Mad TV back in the.
Speaker 2: Day, lable unreal.
Speaker 1: He does not get enough credit for that and so
Speaker 1: long ago, and he's now like in this new phase
Speaker 1: of his career. But like, and he still gets love
Speaker 1: from that. I think people still they're still fans. Yeah, totally,
Speaker 1: but yeah, he was a brilliant sketch actor. Dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Will Sasso was a Mike McDonald was that his name?
Speaker 8: Stewart just texting with him yesterday, Dude, Mike is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: When I would go home, there wore either be Comedy
Speaker 4: Central on and that should be playing or c MT
Speaker 4: with like Duke's Hazard. Yeah, it was like the two
Speaker 4: things are always on. And I thought that ship was
Speaker 4: so I thought a rival destinel.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I was a living color guy. That was like
Speaker 1: really with Jim Carrey Jimmy Fox watching pull that ship up,
Speaker 1: Pull it up. Yes, this was a Fox sketch show
Speaker 1: that came on after The Simpsons, and I think it
Speaker 1: was a maybe pre mad TV. Dude, it's Jamie Fox,
Speaker 1: Jim Carrey, Damon Wayne's uh keenan I everywhere look at that,
Speaker 1: David Allen Greer, Tommy Davidson, bro look into it. Holy
Speaker 1: shit funny. That was what made Jim Carrey and Jamie Fox.
Speaker 4: Dude, Yeah, that's the kind OF's the character he did name.
Speaker 9: Freer Tomilow and she was a workout girl.
Speaker 1: And she goes and you know, Jim Carrey flexible as fuck.
Speaker 1: Fire Marshall, Bill, let me show you a shoon. Time
Speaker 1: he do this character, you go fire prevention safety, and
Speaker 1: so you go like, let's just say every sketch was like,
Speaker 1: let's just shay. You're going into the kitchen. You want
Speaker 1: to make a piece of toast, you put the pieza
Speaker 1: Brennan and the electrical charts goes off, and then then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he's just burning, like his hands
Speaker 1: just on fire. He goes sow. You call the police.
Speaker 1: They don't pick up because you know, it's about the
Speaker 1: fuck you're doing, you know, and then he's just every
Speaker 1: sketch he just burns to death basically, and gets all
Speaker 1: he's just got third degree burns and it'sous. Yeah, Santino
Speaker 1: was my boy. Harland Williams. You guys know, horle no
Speaker 1: do not funny dude, man, you know half Baked something
Speaker 1: about Mary. Yeah, yeah, but you guys probably did comics
Speaker 1: that like sports, right, is that kind of the prerecords
Speaker 1: it to be on the show.
Speaker 2: No, No, not at all, not at all.
Speaker 4: We're obviously big into sports and stuff like that, but
Speaker 4: just talking to comics in general, like you starting the
Speaker 4: show and just talking about flexing the creative muscle, your creativity,
Speaker 4: the way you're getting all that stuff, like all that's fascinating.
Speaker 4: So it's awesome to hear those types of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a who's this guy, William Montgomery?
Speaker 4: William Montgomery's.
Speaker 2: Is he pretty much?
Speaker 1: Just? Yeah? I mean he's pretty. He's pretty mellow off stage. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's kind of. Yeah, he's pretty mellow.
Speaker 4: Who's the cat that's always paid It's a heightened character I.
Speaker 1: Think for the stage for sure. But he's a pretty
Speaker 1: he's a pretty sweet guy.
Speaker 4: Said again, who's the guy that's always pacing around? He
Speaker 4: just he rambles the entire time on kill Tony.
Speaker 1: Oh, Casey Rocket, Casey Rocket. Yeah, what's his gig?
Speaker 4: What's he?
Speaker 7: Was?
Speaker 4: He the same guy? Off?
Speaker 1: No, pretty chill, I mean a little. I mean, every
Speaker 1: this is a thing, man. It's like people like you know, young,
Speaker 1: it's like you just want to find finding having a
Speaker 1: thing on stage, you know, it's and finding your voice
Speaker 1: is such it just does take time. But but that
Speaker 1: is a version of who they are for sure. I
Speaker 1: mean but not everybody is, you know. I mean I
Speaker 1: would hear that Robin Williams was that way on and
Speaker 1: off stage. You know who was fucking my guy growing
Speaker 1: up for sure? But yeah, cams and beast. What what
Speaker 1: do you guys consume? I guess like or when you
Speaker 1: were playing, like what was the because you know, getting
Speaker 1: to know a bunch of athletes now, it's wild how
Speaker 1: many when I was in Minnesota a bunch of the
Speaker 1: Vikings came out because they were all kil Tony fans.
Speaker 1: A fan of my phil shit uh and uh And
Speaker 1: so I'm they're like, oh, yeah, we watched it all
Speaker 1: the time during like what And I'm like, so what's
Speaker 1: your like what would you guys watch during I don't know,
Speaker 1: bus trips or flights or whatever. Comedy wise, what would
Speaker 1: you get down to film?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 4: Just always this season is a wild deal.
Speaker 1: It's all no downtime.
Speaker 4: Huh, Well there's like there's downtime, but there's always like
Speaker 4: this delusion in year that's like how can I just be.
Speaker 2: One percent better?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Always, or in my free time would be like we
Speaker 2: had a Madden League going on in the locker room,
Speaker 2: so we'd just be playing video games.
Speaker 4: Were always big on Nintendo sixty four.
Speaker 1: It's got to decompressed somehow, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Too, Yeah, and that was always like we were actually
Speaker 4: talking about streaming today and it's like my game. I
Speaker 4: don't know if you're a gamer at all. Yeah, Like
Speaker 4: I was big too and sixty four and then really
Speaker 4: after that it kind of shut down. I dipped in
Speaker 4: my Tone, Halo a little bit and other games, but
Speaker 4: like that was we actually brought that back twenty eighteen
Speaker 4: and Will came to the Titans. Yeah, we had the
Speaker 4: n sixty four hooked up in between every between practice
Speaker 4: and meetings. It was like dress as fast as possible,
Speaker 4: let's go play as many games as you can. That
Speaker 4: was definitely our big thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you guys bond right away when you met?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think like that's where you met, Yeah, on the Titans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a we we played against each other
Speaker 4: in college. Yeah, and then when you were at the Redskins,
Speaker 4: we played my my second year year, third year twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: No, that was my it was my second year because
Speaker 2: by the time we crossed paths on the Titans, like
Speaker 2: that's my second start, got you.
Speaker 1: But when you played against each other, you didn't like,
Speaker 1: you know, did you chat like postgames.
Speaker 2: Hey, good to see you out here, Like a couple
Speaker 2: of white boys're surviving, right, And you.
Speaker 4: Always remember a white guy named Compton, like you always
Speaker 4: remember that always anytime you kind of go past. But
Speaker 4: when he when Will was a free agent he came
Speaker 4: to the Titans, there was either a tweet or an article.
Speaker 4: I can't remember. I always say article, but I might
Speaker 4: be wrong. That was like based on Will Compton's social
Speaker 4: media and Taylor just in the media and the antics
Speaker 4: he does, like they're they're going to be best friends.
Speaker 2: And then I saw I saw Taylor get a little
Speaker 2: gay cup of coffee and then we bonded.
Speaker 4: Over something yet hazel coffee, and I was like, you
Speaker 4: drink flavor coffee?
Speaker 2: And I was so defeat.
Speaker 4: I poured it out right there. I was just trying
Speaker 4: to make such a good first impression.
Speaker 1: You hate when you see flavored. Lucy's too soon. Wait
Speaker 1: the that's cool that the media basically announced your uh
Speaker 1: you know, uh friendship before you.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and then yeah, OTP is. The first podcast
Speaker 4: we did was the official Titans podcast, like they were
Speaker 4: just kind of starting it and they wanted me on
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm bringing Will. It was like, what
Speaker 4: a weeking annoying each other. Yeah, so we.
Speaker 1: Would have this thing called first podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we would have a thing called Breakfast Club. It'd
Speaker 4: be me, Will and Mike Campanero and Mike was also
Speaker 4: new to the Titans, and they were all laughing about
Speaker 4: something and I was like, hey, I want to laugh
Speaker 4: we're we're talking about And we would just talk about
Speaker 4: podcasts like congratulations the Avonn's.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I'm a fan of you guys.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my principal was a raccoon. Now it's my deal.
Speaker 2: That's your theory.
Speaker 4: What a unique individual. By the way, there's any brain.
Speaker 1: Another guy since I started comedy, since he started and
Speaker 1: always so always so funny, same guy. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: definitely become more of a caricature character. I mean he's
Speaker 1: he's just leaned heavy into but he but that's who
Speaker 1: he is, right and like when he says wild she
Speaker 1: liked that, Like man, he and I I'll never forget this.
Speaker 1: We talked about this less of My song where we
Speaker 1: were in San Diego at Thela Hooye Comedy store together
Speaker 1: and we were at breakfast he and myself in a
Speaker 1: comedian Francisco Ramos and uh and some the waiter came
Speaker 1: by and was being kind of a dick, and THEO
Speaker 1: was like, man, we got them. There's a we got
Speaker 1: We got a classic dig Breakfast over here. And when
Speaker 1: we all started laughing, I go, Dick Breakfast, dude, great
Speaker 1: name for like a fucking like, you know, detective from
Speaker 1: like the eighties to just whatever. And then we just
Speaker 1: started riffing and ranting on this guy's story. And then
Speaker 1: for about two months we outlined a movie about Dick Breakfast.
Speaker 1: It's out there somewhere, I mean in our emails, but
Speaker 1: like we were all about it. And then he you know,
Speaker 1: and uh, but you know, no surprise dude. And again,
Speaker 1: sweet nice guy to everybody and arguably gets some of
Speaker 1: the I mean bad friends are getting some pretty cool podcasts,
Speaker 1: you know, with Jack Black and MGK and stuff. But
Speaker 1: like THEOS goes from Papa John to fucking Bernie Sanders
Speaker 1: to fucking want.
Speaker 2: To Uh, you know, it's becoming like that roganesque style
Speaker 2: where he's getting these massive things.
Speaker 4: About cocaine. Right, like that broke the Internet for a
Speaker 4: day and a half. Honey, Yeah, you brought up a
Speaker 4: little guest on Bad Friends. MGK you a.
Speaker 1: Fan, Oh yeah, huge fan of Yeah, my wife. He
Speaker 1: I'm you know, jelly Roll, and I've got to become
Speaker 1: good buds and he's I'm just biting my time. He's trying.
Speaker 1: That's somebody's trying to help get me on the Phil Show.
Speaker 1: Because he said getting on Bad Friends was even kind
Speaker 1: of a you know, a big ass because he's I
Speaker 1: don't want to say he's not he said he wasn't
Speaker 1: like shy, but he just you know, has hasn't done
Speaker 1: a lot of that stuff. M trying to get m
Speaker 1: yes interesting and my wife is obsessed and interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's saying that because jelly we're trying to
Speaker 2: get MGK on the bus too. But yeah, jelly Roll
Speaker 2: is a prime example of just being kind and just yes.
Speaker 1: It's like again dude, and again you go it's it's
Speaker 1: not it's not tough to fucking be like when people
Speaker 1: are going, I can't believe you do all this ship
Speaker 1: and you're so like, you know, like he's so nice,
Speaker 1: like yeah, dude, because he was that way before and
Speaker 1: he's just now like, yeah, you get to do more
Speaker 1: shit and you know, and then you have more people
Speaker 1: to help you balance it out. But like he treats
Speaker 1: everybody so kind, all his staff and everybody. And we
Speaker 1: went to I was in Austin, so I did the
Speaker 1: last kill Tony and then had to go to Atlanta
Speaker 1: on a Thursday, and he was in San Antonio on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: so went down to see a show. I'd never seen
Speaker 1: his live show, just rips. And we're back there after
Speaker 1: smoking dabs, which I have done maybe twice, and I
Speaker 1: am I mean probably. It was like I wish I
Speaker 1: had the video to pull up, but it was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm good with weed. Dabs are fucking and
Speaker 1: he's just hit.
Speaker 2: Him like it's breakfast, dude, like it's breakfast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just not even affecting him, like I mean,
Speaker 1: but you know, great pipes. His new album drops and
Speaker 1: I think like a week or project.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this product.
Speaker 4: So if you're listening to this episode now, Jolly Rolls
Speaker 4: album is out.
Speaker 1: Go get it. He sent me a sneak peek.
Speaker 8: It's fire. Oh it's unbelievable, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah he is did he is.
Speaker 4: He's one of a kind.
Speaker 2: He is all time. I had a couple of high
Speaker 2: school buddies that I got I asked them for tickets
Speaker 2: to their show, and he hooked it up like not
Speaker 2: just I was like, bro, you can get them nose
Speaker 2: like you get them someone on the outside, like just
Speaker 2: a couple of tickets. He looks them all up, gets
Speaker 2: the backstage. They're smoked, they're smoking with them, and my
Speaker 2: boys are so hype, like, bro, Jolly Rowse the coolest
Speaker 2: dude of all time. And I'm just thinking about stuff
Speaker 2: like he really is Is there anything nice?
Speaker 1: It looks so fucking yeah. I can't believe it.
Speaker 4: Is there anything more uncomfortable than then hit one of
Speaker 4: your boys up about your like boys from back home,
Speaker 4: be like, hey, could they get tickets to X, Y
Speaker 4: and Z. I feel like every time it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Well, I have friends that have I got certain friends
Speaker 1: that I'm like, dude, ude that will still pay. And
Speaker 1: then I get mad and I go, dude, I told
Speaker 1: you you've got and they've gotten free tickets from the
Speaker 1: whole time I've ever been you know, seventeen years or
Speaker 1: you know, I guess, uh eleven years of headlining but
Speaker 1: uh never paid. And then I've got friends who have
Speaker 1: fucking they've just always been like no, man, I'm support, man,
Speaker 1: this is all your ship and my good friends and
Speaker 1: I I can't stop them because they buy them before
Speaker 1: and because I'm usually like a couple of days out
Speaker 1: being like, oh, you're gonna come, and they're like, already
Speaker 1: got tickets, and I'm like, you got to stop doing that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I fucking it's or they don't talk to
Speaker 1: you at all and you see them in the crowd,
Speaker 1: well yeah totally, yeah, yeah that'll happen too. But then
Speaker 1: there's people that like, I mean, and I have a
Speaker 1: you know, if it's a deep cut from high school
Speaker 1: or somebody haven't talked to and they send a nice
Speaker 1: message and they're like, you know, we want to come
Speaker 1: see uh And you know, now I guess with like,
Speaker 1: you know, the show's being sold this weekend. I just
Speaker 1: ran to some people at the airport and they were like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I can't believe we're seeing you're man, and we we're
Speaker 1: either gonna come see you or see this band on Thursday.
Speaker 1: And I go, I'll make it easy for you. The
Speaker 1: show sold out and they're like fuck, And I was like,
Speaker 1: but I'll get tickets if you want to go, you know,
Speaker 1: because you always got a few comps, you know that
Speaker 1: they can squeeze in, and so they're gonna come to
Speaker 1: the show. But friends that are like deep cut that
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to getting them to my show, I'm
Speaker 1: usually always pretty much happy to oblige. But you know,
Speaker 1: there's a buddy of mine that's in you know who.
Speaker 1: The new kids on the block are a boy band
Speaker 1: from the nineties. They kind of started the boy band
Speaker 1: you know. I guess you could go back to the Beatles,
Speaker 1: but they were in the nineties, like the first fucking
Speaker 1: you know, teen Bob Dolls. Fucking yeah, dude. I mean
Speaker 1: these guys they paid away for in sync bash you boys,
Speaker 1: all that shit in the nineties and all from Boston.
Speaker 1: Donny Wallberg that's Mark Wahlberg's brother on the far second
Speaker 1: from the left, and my buddy Joey McIntyre who's in
Speaker 1: the to the right of the guy in the blue,
Speaker 1: was in this movie The Heat with Me with the
Speaker 1: Santa Bulk and Wilson McCarthy, and so I got to
Speaker 1: know him real well. And so all girls that are
Speaker 1: like in their thirties and forties are obsessed with these
Speaker 1: guys because they were kids and they came up you know.
Speaker 1: And so once I started kind of doing stuff with them,
Speaker 1: and then I'd opened for them on some shows, and
Speaker 1: then like then their fans were just rabid, would kind
Speaker 1: of jump on you. And then Joey did a curb
Speaker 1: style show where I played his manager, and and so
Speaker 1: then when people knew I was friends with them, I'd
Speaker 1: have all these buddies of mine hit me up for
Speaker 1: tickets for their wives and people that like I not
Speaker 1: even like, haven't talked to you in ten years. We
Speaker 1: were we were never we just we were at school together,
Speaker 1: you know, better just like but then they hit with
Speaker 1: like a long like dude, congrats and everything. Man, you're
Speaker 1: really going for it, dude, I always knew you would.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think you called me a the homophobic
Speaker 1: slur for the f when I quit football to play
Speaker 1: Danny Zuko and Greece. But like, good to hear from you, Josh,
Speaker 1: you know, and uh yeah, sophomore or high school, I
Speaker 1: was gonna star varsity as a sophomore with sophomore captain
Speaker 1: because the nice lineman. But I'm just trying to fill
Speaker 1: out the story for you. Nice solid, But I well,
Speaker 1: I was fucking lived. I was doing all the ship
Speaker 1: and I was and football was fun, but it was not.
Speaker 1: I knew I was not at six to one and
Speaker 1: a jew gonna go pro and I and uh so
Speaker 1: but so, and then the play came along and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that always was fun and basketball was
Speaker 1: kind of my more sport anyway, and uh, but the
Speaker 1: offensive lineman above me got injured. So the coaches like, dude,
Speaker 1: your sophomore captain and you're starting varsity because you're fucking
Speaker 1: and I was just like anything, man, I just was
Speaker 1: all in, you know, all the camps and the fucking wait.
Speaker 1: I was just all in for football and uh, because
Speaker 1: you don't want a half asset and and then I
Speaker 1: had to go in and tell him. Basically, I was like,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna quit and do the play because
Speaker 1: the plays were a big deal in our community. Always
Speaker 1: went for field trips as a kid, and it just
Speaker 1: seemed like fun and I just like really wanted to
Speaker 1: do it and I never and the guy who was
Speaker 1: directing it was like, you know, we're doing Greece, and
Speaker 1: I think you would be a great Danny. I can't
Speaker 1: say you're gonna get it, but like, and it was
Speaker 1: the lead in the play, and I'd done the play
Speaker 1: the year prior and it was just kind of a
Speaker 1: random ensemble part and the only the guy was running
Speaker 1: up against was this Korean dude named Danny park And
Speaker 1: I'm like, not that Danny Zuko. You know, Travolta couldn't
Speaker 1: be a Korean guy. But you know, I felt like
Speaker 1: I got a pretty good shot and so and so
Speaker 1: I went in and told the coach. I go, My
Speaker 1: mom was like, you got to just tell him, and
Speaker 1: she goes, what do you want to do? I go, well,
Speaker 1: if I feel like I played football, i'd be playing
Speaker 1: to please the coach and not because I want to
Speaker 1: do and she goes, well, there's your answer, like, you know,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do anything to because you don't want, like
Speaker 1: to make somebody else happy your life and sound single
Speaker 1: mom advice. And then I go in there and I go, Coach,
Speaker 1: I try to make a joke out it. I go,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be ab to play football this year
Speaker 1: because yeah, I can't memorize the playbook. I got to
Speaker 1: memorize the lyrics to Grease Lightning. And he goes, get
Speaker 1: the fuck out of my office, and I go, cool,
Speaker 1: great talk tanks a lot man, and he goes, come
Speaker 1: in two weeks and tell me the right answer, and
Speaker 1: so I sit on for two weeks, doesn't even let
Speaker 1: me out on that, and I fucking go back and
Speaker 1: forth and finally go in and tell him, and then
Speaker 1: he just fucking didn't say anything. And I was like
Speaker 1: kind of like fucking like awkwardly robot it out of
Speaker 1: his fucking office or whatever. And uh and then he
Speaker 1: ended up coming to the Sunday Matine with his kids
Speaker 1: and I'm in full fucking you know, makeup and the
Speaker 1: low jack and he was like it didn't suck pretty good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like the best. That's where like nothing
Speaker 4: worse than telling the coach.
Speaker 1: Now, probably it totally. And he was a basketball coach,
Speaker 1: to which which I still don't played. So then he
Speaker 1: would give it to me like if I fucked up,
Speaker 1: play be like, so I don't have a script for
Speaker 1: this fucking play at him, right, you.
Speaker 2: Know, like.
Speaker 1: Let's go, so go Yeah, everything, you know, I take it,
Speaker 1: But uh, but what was I saying to that? Uh
Speaker 1: we're talking about.
Speaker 4: Before that short term memory smoking weed. It's gone, FU, dude,
Speaker 4: you're out, that's done.
Speaker 1: What else you guys got up there these all the
Speaker 1: queer talk.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like you're more of a best should
Speaker 2: we go, best Halloween decorations, yest pies, best soups, tear talk?
Speaker 1: Is this great?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Best soup? Well?
Speaker 1: Real quick, I want to do a traveling reality show
Speaker 1: or a buddy of mine finding the best soups in
Speaker 1: almost like a what do we call it, soup chasers?
Speaker 1: Almost like Tornado chasers, but yeah, because there's a list,
Speaker 1: there's a website we found with like the top fifty
Speaker 1: soups at the places, and we're basically going around to
Speaker 1: find those things we don't know. We have like six
Speaker 1: different version of the show. If it's a competition thing
Speaker 1: where you take people like the people with the best
Speaker 1: chowd or the best tomato biss, the best lobster biss
Speaker 1: and put them against each other. Or if you're just
Speaker 1: it's a travel show and you go to the place
Speaker 1: where the people have, you know, like a man versus
Speaker 1: food thing. They have this challenge. You go to the
Speaker 1: people they have the best fucking minnestroni, and you go there,
Speaker 1: you see how they make it, and then you tour
Speaker 1: the town. Maybe you set up a stand up show
Speaker 1: there at the end of the episode. Whatever love soups,
Speaker 1: favorite soup gotta be my mom's mots ball.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, okay, some parameters on this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is tear talk where this is a whole
Speaker 4: section of it. So you're to start at three. You're
Speaker 4: if you have more than three and you want to
Speaker 4: give an honorable mention, you're more than welcome to. You're
Speaker 4: gonna start a three pints, a picture of why you
Speaker 4: love that soup, that dish, then go to and then
Speaker 4: obviously the last one will be your your number one,
Speaker 4: give it. Make it suspenseful though, and you don't have
Speaker 4: to go first.
Speaker 1: Well, please, no.
Speaker 2: To what.
Speaker 4: Now here's a question real quick. This does chili and
Speaker 4: chowder kind of soup?
Speaker 1: Chili is a chowder? Is a soup?
Speaker 4: Okay, that's all I really chili is not a soup?
Speaker 4: Then maybe I'm not ready. Chili was going to be
Speaker 4: in there, you know what.
Speaker 1: To me, it's not a soup because the consistency is
Speaker 1: too thin. But now, but it is it does have
Speaker 1: soupy qualities.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's soupy soup asque.
Speaker 1: I'll give it to you. It's your show, it's your bus,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 4: So let's just let's just take a moment so I
Speaker 4: can just think for a second whether chili is okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Take your time, sound it out.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead, all right, we should take a
Speaker 2: few minutes.
Speaker 4: My Tier three is gonna be chili, And I know
Speaker 4: has to do with consistency based on what sure I'm
Speaker 4: just put up on the Google there. But chili is
Speaker 4: one of those things that if it's at a backyard barbecue,
Speaker 4: it just amplifies everything. It takes everything of an us.
Speaker 4: Now that stale bread, these stale even hot dog buns
Speaker 4: now have a taste, and you're gonna take one of
Speaker 4: those buns, you're gonna dip, You're gonna really truly enjoy it.
Speaker 4: So many different varieties and ways to make it. I
Speaker 4: like my chili spicy. I like my nose to run
Speaker 4: a little bit with my chili. That's how I like
Speaker 4: my chili. Tier two it's gonna be lobster Biskuh. There's
Speaker 4: a place called the chop House in ann Arbor, Michigan.
Speaker 4: It is has the best lobster bisk I've ever had
Speaker 4: in my life. Has a caramel, a caramel sent to it,
Speaker 4: a call touch to it, Wow, you're like, am I
Speaker 4: having dessert before my entree?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 4: Really you're just having some lobster bisc and it's incredible.
Speaker 4: My tier one, my god teer is clam chowder.
Speaker 1: I think clam chowderol.
Speaker 4: There's so many ways to eat clam chowder. You can
Speaker 4: have it. You can have it with just salt and pepper.
Speaker 4: You could throw some Dabasco sauce in there if you're crazy,
Speaker 4: put some crackers in there, have a little bit of texture.
Speaker 6: Hey.
Speaker 4: You know what's even more wild. You can even have
Speaker 4: a bread bowl and the bread bowl has some clam
Speaker 4: chowder in their best clam chowd I've ever had in
Speaker 4: my life. Also was an anarbur Michigan, second place San Francisco.
Speaker 4: But that at the hotel we used to stay at
Speaker 4: it's now called the Graduate. It they had a clam chowder.
Speaker 4: They had a recipe for like fifty years that only
Speaker 4: the football players could have and they would have pictures
Speaker 4: Friday nights before games. And we had one guy, Elliott Mieler,
Speaker 4: who's an aspiring comedian. Actually he would just only eat
Speaker 4: the chowder for his pre like pregame meal or his
Speaker 4: night before meal, and it was that good? And that
Speaker 4: is my twof Wow, dude, amazing.
Speaker 1: The bread bolt is phenomenal, game fucking change dude, it is.
Speaker 1: And you can't put any super in a bread bull huh.
Speaker 1: And I've always said that you can't put a super
Speaker 1: in a bread bull. You can't put any soup in
Speaker 1: a bread b oh. Yes, yeah, it's uh like tomato.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll give you my beef and cheddar.
Speaker 4: Hold on, So once tear talk is over, we all
Speaker 4: go around the room and everyone gives one word to
Speaker 4: describe how they feel about the other individuals. Tier talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yam yam, yum, yam um.
Speaker 4: All right, jack omgram with you warm.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 1: Kay soupy.
Speaker 8: That was a a special breakdown, dude. That was I
Speaker 8: now want to have that lobster bisk.
Speaker 4: It's incredible.
Speaker 1: And you're saying the caramel uh touch on top, caramel touch.
Speaker 1: There's a caramel note, caramel note. What do you think
Speaker 1: You're more prestigious about your soups or your wines?
Speaker 4: By far my soups.
Speaker 1: I'm not a wine guy, not with that attitude.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, all I've been to NAPA done, I've done it.
Speaker 1: It's not I'm you're not You're not this guy. No,
Speaker 1: you're not the It's got some wheat things.
Speaker 4: To play that game for a moment, but truly, the
Speaker 4: taste of wine to me does nothing for me.
Speaker 1: No, you're a hard a guy, hard alcohol.
Speaker 4: Yeah if I was, Yeah, yeah, tequila is my number.
Speaker 2: He's a hard ar guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, funny will funny dude. That's Tonice Dorito's joke of
Speaker 1: the night.
Speaker 4: That's me and my wife in Napa.
Speaker 2: Actually, let's go.
Speaker 1: You guys are a horrible thank you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, from Canada.
Speaker 1: She liked the stash.
Speaker 4: She loves it, loves it good for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she loves it because it is Uh Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like you without the stash. I've only known you
Speaker 1: with it, So I don't think Sherman about to fucking
Speaker 1: photoshop that out.
Speaker 4: You better take that off.
Speaker 1: She's from Canadall Park.
Speaker 4: British Columbia. Awesome, right above Washington.
Speaker 1: Right above, dude, that's a good part of the woods.
Speaker 4: She's actually mentioned Washington as a place that we might
Speaker 4: live someday, and I said there's no chance because I
Speaker 4: would just live in Koloonna have a part time place there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you guys love it here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, love it here.
Speaker 4: I've really grown to love four seasons be in Arizona.
Speaker 4: I used to think four seasons.
Speaker 2: Hey, Taylor is becoming a four seasons.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've grown to love it. Actually when I tell
Speaker 4: you that a couple days ago, right, yep, there's something
Speaker 4: exciting about Like, so this weekend was like eighty two degrees.
Speaker 4: The last two days has been like seventy four to
Speaker 4: seventy five. And that is something that you're like, bro,
Speaker 4: it juices you the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Then November you'll get like fifties forties, but not crazy.
Speaker 1: Now your winters get a little whild.
Speaker 4: No, not not here. You'll get like a three week
Speaker 4: cold snap where it's just insane. The whole town shuts
Speaker 4: down because there's two inches of snow.
Speaker 1: That's fine, that's also awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 4: It's a fun time. I hate the snow. I will
Speaker 4: say that, I'll stand.
Speaker 1: Ten tos on that you love Hazel coffee.
Speaker 4: It was a mistake.
Speaker 1: I made a mistake, all right, said you were a mistake.
Speaker 1: I was actually want to talk about it because everyone's
Speaker 1: made a mistake. Only some have been a mistake, Okay,
Speaker 1: and I talk about that book chapter five, An abortion
Speaker 1: baby can still have a dream. All right, Uh, let's
Speaker 1: go French onion soup. I was in Prague, Nice, I
Speaker 1: went to Prague, was studying broad in London. My mom
Speaker 1: came out. We went to like poland we was in
Speaker 1: the concentration camp. So I was like, fucking what can
Speaker 1: We go to the museum and said it was wild.
Speaker 1: But we went to this restaurant. Uh, and Martha Stewart
Speaker 1: tried to buy their French onion souper respe and that
Speaker 1: was that. They were like hard pass, suck a dick,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna tell people that you tried to do that.
Speaker 1: And they put it on the menu, and like they
Speaker 1: tell you and you're looking at and you're like, what
Speaker 1: the fucking The guy's like yep, and he told me
Speaker 1: that exact story, and I'm like, well, I fucking gotta
Speaker 1: have it. And it was unreal. Dude had that perfect
Speaker 1: layer of caked cheese just fucking hovering above. Right. You
Speaker 1: push the spoon through break right immediately, dude. Uh, the
Speaker 1: first spot appropriately piping hots, not burning your tongue.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Uh. Some people are like, dude, I want the soup
Speaker 1: to buck and burn off my burn the herbs off. No, man,
Speaker 1: I wanted to just kind of soothe, like just immediately
Speaker 1: make me feel comfy about where I am in my life.
Speaker 1: And that's what that first spie the French onion soup did.
Speaker 1: And then Martha Stewart comes out the back and gives
Speaker 1: you a little BackRub and then she's like, psych, I
Speaker 1: actually wear I can't bitch, and then uh, I don't
Speaker 1: do it, Martha, And so so that's my that's my top,
Speaker 1: that's my that's my bottom, that's my top three, Tier
Speaker 1: three dude. The chowder bread bull is a I remember,
Speaker 1: uh where was uh you know, University of Washington football
Speaker 1: games when I would go in high school? What what
Speaker 1: they do to you?
Speaker 4: Michigan just lost to them. Yeah, but go on, not
Speaker 4: about me your show.
Speaker 1: That you could get bread bulls.
Speaker 2: It is crazy that they beat you guys.
Speaker 8: Yes, sorry, dude, you're a piece of ship for the way.
Speaker 1: What team was at that? What dub team was at
Speaker 1: the that.
Speaker 4: The one the one that played last week? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: who's a sports fan?
Speaker 1: Not you? Not a college football fan as much. When
Speaker 1: I left sc it drops, Yeah, I went from do you.
Speaker 4: Know who won the National Championship last year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to it.
Speaker 4: You did, Okay.
Speaker 1: I become friends with Harbor now through fuck it. He
Speaker 1: is the fucking man. Dude, pull up Harbor and Doctor Phill.
Speaker 1: There's a picture as he came to a Doctor Phill
Speaker 1: Live show.
Speaker 2: No we didn't.
Speaker 8: Yeah, dude, and I was gonna pull him up.
Speaker 1: There is right there. I was gonnaull him up on stage.
Speaker 1: Oh he loved it.
Speaker 4: The middle fingers so funny, just as Doctor fill.
Speaker 1: Wild and we now have like merch with all that ship.
Speaker 1: It's just fucking I should have brought you guys some ship. Actually, well,
Speaker 1: if you're around, I'll I'll send you guys some ship.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: But he uh, my my buddy Julia White, who played Erkele,
Speaker 1: his wife is tied to the Chargers and so uh,
Speaker 1: he was at the wedding and we just started shooting
Speaker 1: the ship and I was like he gave an impromptu
Speaker 1: speech where he was kind of.
Speaker 8: Like you guys have a fucking grab marriage by the balls.
Speaker 1: And fucking and was so funny. And I went up
Speaker 1: to him. I was like, bro, that was unbelievable. He's like, oh, thanks, man,
Speaker 1: Well you know, and he's like you know, just a
Speaker 1: big kid. And I go, I go, dude, I go,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a just you know, I'm giving you
Speaker 1: just the comedic praise. And he's like, oh, you a comedian.
Speaker 1: I go, oh, yeah, yeah, but that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I was watching through the eyes of a of a
Speaker 1: of a professional funny and you know, you ripped it.
Speaker 1: And then we start started chatting and he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I love to come to a show. And so then
Speaker 1: we started texting and I was like, hey, man, before
Speaker 1: you come to a regular standup show, which you can
Speaker 1: see anytime. I got these phil shows that like would
Speaker 1: really and so he came with the offensive coordinator for
Speaker 1: Greg used to be at the Ravens Roman Yeah and
Speaker 1: uh and they brought their wives and he had a
Speaker 1: fucking blastud that was And I was going to call
Speaker 1: him up and do something with him, but I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, let's let him enjoy the show whatever. But
Speaker 1: but I went to that game because I met the
Speaker 1: trainer for the U doub Huskies a few years back
Speaker 1: and my best friend was going to the game and
Speaker 1: couldn't get tickets. They like waited too long, and I
Speaker 1: hit up this trainer. I was like, bro, do you
Speaker 1: have any weight? I was on the sidelines for a
Speaker 1: Seahawks game with Schneider. Trainer comes up and goes, we'll
Speaker 1: be right back right this guy named Ashman and I go,
Speaker 1: what's up man? He's like, oh, I love the field stuff.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: I was like, what do you do?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: It was the trainer for the Seahawks and now you
Speaker 1: dubbed for the last twenty five thirty years. I go,
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here. He starts telling me
Speaker 1: unbelievable stories. That's why I tell you. When I knew
Speaker 1: about the Hawks being injured for that Super Bowl, he
Speaker 1: went down the list. I was like, I go, man,
Speaker 1: white suit, I go, were you there? An Azy immediately
Speaker 1: went to that was like, what was it like from
Speaker 1: your vantage point? He's like, oh god, He's like, let's
Speaker 1: talk about your parents' divorce next, you know, and then
Speaker 1: and then as my mom's stepdad and d'Arte on the
Speaker 1: right never smiles, dude, Just fucking one smile, dude, the
Speaker 1: amount of cool shit I've fucking given you, Just fucking
Speaker 1: one smile, dude, Just break the fucking give me one dimple,
Speaker 1: you fucking ungrateful piece of shit. No, I love him, dude,
Speaker 1: and and so uh uh yeah, and so he gets
Speaker 1: us tickets to the fucking championship game.
Speaker 8: Let me just say this, dude, first of all college
Speaker 8: football fan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, growing up, went to up games all time in
Speaker 1: high school, went to SC obviously like wild and for
Speaker 1: about five six years after was stuck in college football,
Speaker 1: really a loose profan. And then you know, he came
Speaker 1: up to Seattle and it was like that kind of
Speaker 1: got me reinvested the home grown Seahawks. I was all about,
Speaker 1: you know when we lost the Super Bowl in what
Speaker 1: twenty third two o five to the Steelers on some
Speaker 1: bullshit calls. But I just lost my college fandom because
Speaker 1: the pro I just went like all pro, you know.
Speaker 1: But the National Championship was wild. I've never seen a
Speaker 1: sporting event like that in my entire life. It was
Speaker 1: at the with the Superno, the Houston Dome whatever that
Speaker 1: is one hundred plus thousand loud the whole time, the
Speaker 1: whole time, dude, and and Pennix, you know, a couple
Speaker 1: of bad throws, man, and like, yeah, I mean they
Speaker 1: played a hell that Michigan just fucking played a hell
Speaker 1: of a game.
Speaker 8: They were they were the best team, right, But but
Speaker 8: you doub was there for a reason?
Speaker 4: Man, that was a trying time for busting with the boys,
Speaker 4: because that was Will was Will and I were kind
Speaker 4: of enemies at that point. We did a stream and
Speaker 4: Will only wanted Michigan to lose. No why bad friend,
Speaker 4: bad friend. There's bad friend and I was being a
Speaker 4: little nasty about my fandom.
Speaker 1: So they lost last weekend.
Speaker 4: I've been humbled, There's no doubt about it in a
Speaker 4: big way.
Speaker 1: So Tier two because that you dubbed games had Edmondson.
Speaker 1: You know the Husky Stadium just outdoors again cold, with
Speaker 1: the chowder bowl, Seattle, you know fall just you know
Speaker 1: the you know, seeing your your breath when you breathe,
Speaker 1: doing the fucking as a kid, doing a fake fucking
Speaker 1: do the dishes, bitch right, whatever you're saying. You know
Speaker 1: some cool old guy with a cigarette catch phrase, chowder
Speaker 1: buls outside.
Speaker 8: Uh, just the contrast of hot and cold.
Speaker 1: Give it to me all day. It's like when you
Speaker 1: hop into the hot tub, right and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: out of the snow you get that fucking like same
Speaker 1: thing with the chowder bowl outside. Can't can't get any better.
Speaker 1: That's a tough that's hovering into Tier one is the
Speaker 1: chowder Bowl outdoors at a college football game. Tier one, dude,
Speaker 1: Mama Ray Pudding. My mom putting her room names Carolyn.
Speaker 1: My grandpa gave her the nickname Pudding. I did a
Speaker 1: really dumb joke when she first married my stepdad. His
Speaker 1: name is George Cox. I would go, fucking you know
Speaker 1: my newson. Now my mom is putting Cox. I go,
Speaker 1: I'm glad that his last name wasn't Cox in the butt.
Speaker 1: You know, he's got way more laughs here than I
Speaker 1: got that open mic fucking circuit twelve years ago. Whatever
Speaker 1: whenever they got married. There she came out in the
Speaker 1: Beginnie my special, she's gonna be in another thing coming up,
Speaker 1: the fucking goat. My mom is a goat. And so
Speaker 1: she makes a mots of ball soup that'll fucking you know,
Speaker 1: talk about coming in your pants, dude, take away that
Speaker 1: first h j over the pants, dude, that was.
Speaker 4: It, I mean, better than any Halloween night grind.
Speaker 1: She makes her mosball soup on what's it called, just
Speaker 1: mats of ball, mots of ball soups. And so this
Speaker 1: is another passover retreat. It's just a fluffy, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean the soup is just you know, Veggie's chicken
Speaker 1: salty and then the big fluffy almost like a bread ball.
Speaker 1: You know, it's you guys would fucking love it. There's
Speaker 1: nothing Jewy about it other than it's just a fucking
Speaker 1: it's a jew soup, which is a great band name.
Speaker 1: And it's so you know, sure them, if you can
Speaker 1: play the bass clarinet, you're hired. And so it let's
Speaker 1: go and uh it, Yeah, it's just anytime of year.
Speaker 1: So on Halloween, my mom, they live in neighborhood where's
Speaker 1: a lot of kids and stuff, and so she and
Speaker 1: my stepdad get dressed up. The kids, my nephew and
Speaker 1: niece has now come over to help hand out candy.
Speaker 1: They fucking love it. And uh and she makes a
Speaker 1: fucking big thing a soup. Kids come over the hang.
Speaker 1: It's like in any time, it's a seasonal soup, even
Speaker 1: though it's only it will be times. So I'll go
Speaker 1: home and I'm like, you know, he knows what you want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's either she's already made it or I'm just like,
Speaker 1: can you there's the fucking yeah, dude, look at that guy.
Speaker 1: Proposition by two Australian women and one Filipino.
Speaker 2: Man decent, never had the top one. And then I'm
Speaker 2: not necessarily a French onion guy.
Speaker 8: I apologize. De Yeah wow, not a friend. Uh okay,
Speaker 8: So the chowder bowl.
Speaker 2: You can love the chowder bowl.
Speaker 1: Think that's a quick way to get Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: trying to. I was just trying to, you know, mix
Speaker 1: it up with the other two. But you know, I
Speaker 1: take it. Uh, the moss ball soup you haven't had,
Speaker 1: you can'tnock.
Speaker 4: Never had it. Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 1: She had a bullet on me.
Speaker 4: My word is optimistic. Wow, okay, I love you. I
Speaker 4: love your first two. I haven't tried the mots Ball.
Speaker 4: But the way you talk about your mom.
Speaker 1: Mama, Ray, send a bucket down here, yeah, broh. Or
Speaker 1: maybe next time you guys are in Seattle, maybe if
Speaker 1: I'm up there, we do a live busting or something somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bring her out and feed the tea.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hopefully this episode pops off or people are in the
Speaker 1: chat are just like, dude, you guys got to do that.
Speaker 1: We'll come out and then everyone will gain, and then
Speaker 1: we'll close the show by you guys being like and
Speaker 1: then we'll be like, Will go damn right in the back.
Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck he did in his pants a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes ago. That's how we closed the episode. And
Speaker 1: then Pete Carroll comes out and goes, I actually like
Speaker 1: the soup and goes, we don't fucking go get Reggie
Speaker 1: budget ask go ahead, you know he's a great guy.
Speaker 2: What's your word in the back? Sharm?
Speaker 1: Yeah, shallum, Oh, somebody just googled Jewish catchphrases. He is
Speaker 1: on your show, home dude. Even the way he said that,
Speaker 1: like somebody was like, oh, really, you've been to a bar.
Speaker 1: Mitzvah was like yeah, man, shut on, Hey.
Speaker 4: Sure you're doing the twisted question. Yeah you got you
Speaker 4: gotta read the twisted question, solid Mitch, Thanks Mitch, Mitch
Speaker 4: ain't won those smoke nostalgic nostalgic.
Speaker 1: Good one, good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Will just came it at him. Now
Speaker 2: you gotta go reaching the ends over.
Speaker 4: Oh no, he's gonna do his and then we'll do
Speaker 4: twisted tea and then you can Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, we're all watching Will. Yeah. Yeah, I'm optimistic that
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be that great. Go ahead, what do
Speaker 1: you got baby? Close us out?
Speaker 2: Honorable mention vegetable soup. Just your classic vegetable soup. I
Speaker 2: love to dip peanut butter sandwiches in it. And remember
Speaker 2: that because there's a Tier one coming here.
Speaker 1: What was the orphanage that you grew up in Sandusky's Yep? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well funny, you're quicker than I thought you'd be. Uh wait,
Speaker 1: my Tier three vegetable soup is my Tier three. Wait,
Speaker 1: vegetables are Tier three.
Speaker 2: That's an honorable mention, doesn't make the cut, just an
Speaker 2: honorable mention.
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't know we got that well, I said
Speaker 4: it out loud.
Speaker 1: I love to give a shout out to a Milio
Speaker 1: Estevez for hiss roll in mighty ducks. Two and three
Speaker 1: honorable mention. If we're gonna fucking give out some free shoutouts,
Speaker 1: let me know, dude.
Speaker 2: My Tier three is broccoli cheddar soup. Ooh, specifically from
Speaker 2: pop Bellies over the weekend. Very good dippable soup. I'm
Speaker 2: a big dip guy. My Tier two is going to
Speaker 2: be a creamy, dreamy lobster bisk You have all the
Speaker 2: perfect words for it. My Tier one, near and dear
Speaker 2: to my heart is chili. Chili is one of my
Speaker 2: favorite meals because I love dipping peanut butter sandwiches and chili.
Speaker 2: Do you really yeah, dude, Hey, hang on, hang are
Speaker 2: you are you? Are you setting me up right now?
Speaker 2: Are you being fucking serious?
Speaker 1: I was a guest. Can I keep telling my sorry? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, I know, send you up my mom.
Speaker 1: Another soup, tomato soups you'd make and fucking PB and J's, Dude,
Speaker 1: all day. I would come home from football practice and
Speaker 1: either slam do when your metabolism is just through the roof, right,
Speaker 1: I'd slam either seven double deckers right from a two
Speaker 1: a day summer practice, right, so you've just you've burned
Speaker 1: everything you know and puked everything seven double deckers or
Speaker 1: two PB and J's so four and dip them all
Speaker 1: in the soups and dude, I mean, I'm I'm salvating
Speaker 1: thinking of it. I'm doing it for I'm doing a
Speaker 1: sherm right now, Dude. I'm getting so excited just thinking
Speaker 1: about dipping. Dude, Dude, I knew we were homing. Dipping
Speaker 1: The soup is the move, Yes, you have to, and
Speaker 1: that's and broccoli cheddar might be the best for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do love it. Try try dipping a
Speaker 2: peanut butter sandwich and chili. You will really like life.
Speaker 8: But I'll think, yeah, you will really like what you taste.
Speaker 2: Okay, big Missouri thing. Every Thursday in the cafeteria would
Speaker 2: be chili Day and you'd have a peanut butter sandwiches. Wow, dude,
Speaker 2: mix with some honey. The peanut butter mix with some honey.
Speaker 2: I'm always there, incredible Wow Mouth of Salvator.
Speaker 8: Let me ask you, this is this tier thing, this
Speaker 8: is a thing you do. But the soup, but soup
Speaker 8: we just we stumbled on that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, was that it was just like, hey, the three options.
Speaker 1: So this is going to get me back to my
Speaker 1: thing about the soup show, which you know, again there's
Speaker 1: not enough time in the day for me to like
Speaker 1: do everything I want to do. But it is definitely
Speaker 1: like if you were to if you were to come
Speaker 1: to me and go, hey, uh, we got all this money,
Speaker 1: what do you want to make right now? Like show wise,
Speaker 1: that would be in the top three of things. I'd go,
Speaker 1: like the soup chaser shows.
Speaker 2: Const you to Missouri for the chili and peanut butter.
Speaker 1: Just but just the fact that just this is giving
Speaker 1: me even more juice to the idea because of the
Speaker 1: fact that, like, we're all taking our time with this,
Speaker 1: and it's like everyone has a soup connection.
Speaker 4: People love soup, and it's.
Speaker 1: You're doing the vo for the show. It's a big
Speaker 1: drone shot of fucking the States and it's and then
Speaker 1: we cut it on tailor and he just goes and
Speaker 1: he rips his stash off and goes people love soup.
Speaker 4: Boom, and then it goes into an action packed sequence.
Speaker 4: If you guys, dip in peanut.
Speaker 1: But peanut sandwiches whatever, we're popping Lucy's yehude, pants stains.
Speaker 2: Yes, we'll just get Nebraska cinnamon rolls in chili.
Speaker 1: Well that's makes no sense to anybody, makes.
Speaker 2: None, but for your show, like chasing around Yeah right spot.
Speaker 1: See this, Yeah, and you want that. You want that
Speaker 1: element of like, dude, how fat can we get you?
Speaker 4: Nebraska? Nebraska makes a great corn chowder.
Speaker 1: Another one put it on the list. Wait what the
Speaker 1: fuck is this? Oh it's a I I thought you
Speaker 1: were about to be, Like, dude, it already exists. Sorry,
Speaker 1: these motherfuckers, bro. I literally my heart dropped.
Speaker 4: Dude, Hey, well you better make that show quick someone's
Speaker 4: gonna steal that after this episode. You got to get
Speaker 4: on this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a patent it or something.
Speaker 2: Right, we know he's got it though, he's already been
Speaker 2: talking about on the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's already. Yeah, it's already. There's draft. I mean, right,
Speaker 1: if somebody we could go back and sue. But that sucks.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be the fucking Winklevoss twins. You
Speaker 1: want to be zucker Ber.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You want to be army hammer eating women for breakfast,
Speaker 1: wild dude, delicious. Oh yeah yeah the words Oh I
Speaker 1: mean you said creamy, dreamy talking about let's see. Uh,
Speaker 1: I gonna do a good word.
Speaker 2: We'll come back to you, sir.
Speaker 1: What you think.
Speaker 8: Yum, we've already sorry, shirm, we've already used um.
Speaker 1: Mmm thanks Shehrm. Fuck dipping. We come to find Shehrm
Speaker 1: knows five words.
Speaker 9: Sounds yum, Taylor, he goes, shump, savory, savory and delicious
Speaker 9: are good.
Speaker 1: So I can't. I gotta do a different adjective that
Speaker 1: also expresses my take your time appreciation, which I could
Speaker 1: do for that breakdown. Appropriate came to mind. But that's
Speaker 1: like that sounds like that sounds like a fucking like
Speaker 1: a gym teacher.
Speaker 8: That's like look in the longer way too, that you
Speaker 8: can stare at.
Speaker 1: A woman's titties. And so, by the way, I'm the
Speaker 1: pe teacher and the health teacher. Mister Suplin that was
Speaker 1: the name of our guy, definitely would like there would
Speaker 1: be young girls in the class and he'd be like, look,
Speaker 1: some of you guys are getting pregnant. That's just how
Speaker 1: it goes. I'm looking at a few of you can
Speaker 1: see might already be happening, right, Okay, maybe you're just fat,
Speaker 1: so but anyway, we're going, uh you know what, man,
Speaker 1: perfect wow, Because I hadn't because I hadn't even considered
Speaker 1: or remembered how much involvement the sandwich and the soup,
Speaker 1: how much time they actually spending on, how much they
Speaker 1: need each other, and how much the dipping the sandwich
Speaker 1: was a part of my childhood. So so that was
Speaker 1: I just start crying.
Speaker 7: That was.
Speaker 8: And I just I don't know, man, my mama made
Speaker 8: it much most so you can have it.
Speaker 1: You can have but dude, yeah, the dip. Don't underestimate
Speaker 1: the sandwich dip. Dude, even this kid, this is a
Speaker 1: piece of fucking non bread, Dude, that's not the move.
Speaker 1: Is that an Ai Suim did do Ai sandwich dip
Speaker 1: and that's what you came up with. Dude.
Speaker 8: This is why you can't always trust technology.
Speaker 1: Man, you can't do it. You couldn't find me a
Speaker 1: fat Smucker's jelly kid with a fucking peb and j
Speaker 1: halfway down MINNESTRONI, by the way, Ministronie's honorable mention.
Speaker 2: Shoutout of Minestrone Shadow Ministronie.
Speaker 4: I want to see what Suman cooks up here.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for Smokers jelly kid.
Speaker 1: And before this.
Speaker 4: Comes up, your guys relationship has taken so many different
Speaker 4: twists and turns. Just as this tear talk, good.
Speaker 2: For you guys, I got closer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it started was turbulent for a moment.
Speaker 2: But so you get to you start ball busting a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 1: You have to got to hit him and hug him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hit him and hug him. Internet not doing well.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited for Shim to read this twisted question too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at this, here we go Smucker's jelly It's
Speaker 1: like ice cream. The kid's dipping. What the fuck? Wait,
Speaker 1: so this fat piece of ship has soup and a
Speaker 1: sandwich and then just a pint of Smuckers jelly ice
Speaker 1: cream next to him, just in case I want to
Speaker 1: wash down my soup.
Speaker 8: I mean this kid, I mean not too off from
Speaker 8: what I looked at.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like fourth grade you right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: This is looks like just imagine that kid and a
Speaker 4: bird cost him.
Speaker 1: Bro, actually getting kids to be on soup. Maybe a kid,
Speaker 1: uh sidekick or like that kid assistant? Look at that
Speaker 1: kid and just like a falcon? What is that some
Speaker 1: sort of centaur?
Speaker 4: Is that a Harry Potter a mythological album?
Speaker 1: Mythologically?
Speaker 2: Sure? And bring up the uh that the ad read
Speaker 2: for Twisted? So I I gotta hear him. I gotta
Speaker 2: hear him.
Speaker 1: Get this let's talk about you guys are sponsored by
Speaker 1: you got some I wanst say it? What do you think? Uh?
Speaker 4: Let me special?
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 4: Twist?
Speaker 1: The question is sponsored by We'll Twisted Tea. But I
Speaker 1: heard a mountain do uh add in there? I think
Speaker 1: with your Joe Gato.
Speaker 4: Episode, Oh you listen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe, I love Joe and also the show man able.
Speaker 4: To get paid to say do to do is a
Speaker 4: special moment, Bro.
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring that up. That's wild to me.
Speaker 1: I mean I fucking it as a kid. Yes, and
Speaker 1: uh and also I don't know they're so cool it is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: do the dude like once they got involved with the
Speaker 1: commercials have always been I mean they fucked with Westbrook
Speaker 1: for who else did they have. They had some pretty
Speaker 1: cool athletes that were really doing.
Speaker 4: Some cool I think Sean White was a Mountain Dew guy, wasn't.
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Speaker 1: Crete is a is an island. I haven't been to it. Okay,
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